Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Bubba Dub on trash talking Anthony Davis, Shaq & Damian Lillard interactions

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

We're back with Season 2, Episode 11 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian Bubba Dub to discuss stories of him trash talking NBA players. Bubba Dub talks about talking smac...k to Anthony Davis, the thrill of Damian Lillard knowing who he is, Shaquille O’Neal getting him on the floor at All-Star Weekend, and much more. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an iHeart Podcast. The Volume. Welcome back to another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. We keep it a beginning to that because that's going all in the intro. This is an unconventional show. We've got a special guest to my left. We're going to introduce him last, but to my immediate forehand, my dog.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Man, shut up. Bishop, I'll be, hey, we starting off, we supposed to start off an afternoon podcast. Bishop, my dog, you all right, man? I'm good, man. Shout out to the goddamn gang. Oh, shit. Nigga choked like he hit a Newport. You good?
Starting point is 00:00:38 Shout out to that motherfucker, Ham, do something different. What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with you? Hawaiian hell. Man, what's wrong with you? That thalane. He keeps saying thalane. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Then you can't go back. That hell got him expired. And you ain't making it no better by lasting. They got that man Pitch on the wall, man. Man. Man. So many men limping around that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:01:16 They say that nigga strong. Motherfucker boy. He done turned the foreigners up. Where he play that? In Thailand. Oh shit. Turn the forters up. Where you play that? It's outlaying. Oh, shit. That was a real offense. They called him the night creeper.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Hey, what? We got to get a 12 ham drink. Shout out to D12, man. He called me, man. No, don't shout him out. He called me, man. You should come over here or never.
Starting point is 00:01:51 He's trying to sleep over at 1 p.m. Man, God is good, bro. Because, man, you know, what if I'm a wingover adult? It'll be over for your boy, man.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Prime time. It'll be an over. He'll throw your little ass up, bro. And slay him Dutch the real duck contact Bubba Dub
Starting point is 00:02:12 would have been a prop I would have been bro I thank God for my senses bro he was too adamant like look you know how
Starting point is 00:02:19 you get traded I don't know how you get traded and they be like I guess you fly in the next day a couple hours. When D12 signed that contract, he was in Thailand in five hours, bro.
Starting point is 00:02:30 And as soon as he hit me, bro, I ain't never coming back. Like, why you say that? Then I seen something in the background. Real talk, just a true story. I seen something in the background. Yeah, you'll love it over here. You should come over here right now. I'm going to be over in six months.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Never. You would have been Kitty. Nigga, they say Kitty was a track athlete. How many was? Triple jumper. The real long jumper. What the shit you talking about? You just went around
Starting point is 00:03:01 and threw that motherfucker off your neck. Off your neck is crazy. Nigga, how was Nick strong? I will you to spin around I think I was next wrong in the money they got muscles I got to my brother master a ride with a basic is sick crazy we could we rock it out today his name is Jeff y'all know what it is my dog with it Boba Dumb is here with us we only the introduction this is a great fucking show hey yo the hell militia no what's wrong they say you know allegedly they say allegedly that man got up that man got allegedly even though it's real. That man got a
Starting point is 00:03:45 purple Rolls Royce like you got. Big boy. Suicide dough. They say if you sit around the city of Atlanta, that nigga scout. And you're like, ooh, look at the car. With them doughs up. And the oil. Yes. Stay your ass away from that car boy
Starting point is 00:04:14 I'm telling you right now That bitch ass nigga got a type too It's not a toy Most definitely got a type Yeah And Juggie Gilmore My my My My My
Starting point is 00:04:25 My You dark skinned too What was up Kitty was dark skinned Hey man Quit putting me in this shit Kitty was dark skinned Ain't no more skits above
Starting point is 00:04:32 With the sponge bro That was Kitty I love episodes like this I love working for us We do whatever the fuck We want to on this show Hey man Appreciate you
Starting point is 00:04:44 Pulling up to 5 20 though man shout out to current shop making this happen man for sure how long like you know what i'm saying i know you do a lot of different things you be around like how you feel about pulling up to nap man because you know what i'm saying a little bit the city showed me love bro that's what's up like every time i come to nap time when i'm doing my comedy shows man the people is the nicest people man i love nap honestly man i'm thinking about finding a little spot out here don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it just come visit man any child support different oh no man i can't i miss me with that child support
Starting point is 00:05:16 that evil idiot it's not gonna be on your side but obviously man from the south right what what started bubble dubbing company man what guys man bro i've been funny in my whole life bro i got a lot of family members that's um super duper funny but they didn't have the nuts to really get out there and put it out there so i'm just one of them i got nuts i'm gonna let them hang i'm gonna go out there show the world me and that's just what i'm doing bro so everything y'all seeing it ain't nothing new to the people back home. I've been in this. So there ain't no act. It's just me, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:48 So you've been shitting on the Cowboys your whole life, man? Man, you know, I grew up a Cowboy fan, bro. I ain't going to lie. But, man, it's just something about being me, the ochre. I'm not weird, bro. I like growth. You know what I'm saying? Pause.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Pause. You know, I move. The hand gesture, man. I move something. You know what I'm saying? I love my Cowboys. Shout out to said Cowboy I love my cowboy Shout out to my cowboy man But man
Starting point is 00:06:07 The motherfucking Trey They get on my fucking nerve Yeah man That's it Cowboys fan I feel sorry for y'all man Dakota playing my face every week
Starting point is 00:06:15 Yeah he do He do Dakota Rain Yeah that's correct Dakota Rain That boy got COVID He keep wearing them Gray Jordans man
Starting point is 00:06:23 I told him Don't wear them man I remember the nigga saying Dakota J's got COVID. He keep wearing them great Jordans, man. I told him, don't wear them, man. I remember the nigga saying, them J's got COVID. Nigga, I was fucking crying for about, I cried for like a month figuring that, man. He said, them goddamn great Jordans got COVID. Y'all remember when COVID happened, everybody was going and getting them Jordans, man. I had them. See?
Starting point is 00:06:44 Yeah. I had them too, but that shit would have me yeah yeah i had them too but that's you have you crying everybody everybody everybody had them bro nobody wanted to be different nobody my pastor had him on the church damn no cap i had him on in church oh that's nasty he was clean this is our you know he grew up a church drummer so we gotta go to him for all the church official news how you feel about the pastors when we get up here in the sweatsuits because i seen somebody on tv that had a velour suit in the headband i was like always your first rule in the church is come as you are bro that's what the bible says yeah come
Starting point is 00:07:17 as you are bro so we don't criticize it bro i'm with you on that come as you are come as you are bro so the pastor want to be swaggy and, you know, tap in with the youth. Where's sweatsuit? I told you I'm not allowed to wear gray sweats, but that's for a different reason. But you coming in with your sweatsuit. I didn't need you to tell me that. Goddamn it, you J's. You swaggy.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Fuck it. Player shit. I fuck with it. I fuck with that. Shout out to all the swaggy passers. I just make a passer on my way here. At the airport from here. He say, I'm a big fan. They got a junkie dang grill
Starting point is 00:07:46 So I'm a pass. I say you lie I don't say you know, okay, but yeah the junkie dang grill was shining to The password a girl. Yeah He probably preach a friendship. Yeah, Jeff he said what's up to Jeff by the way, I won't say his name But yeah friendship or what's the on off your road that bill Collins is a member of Oh new life new life definitely your pastor having a girl kind of far though that collection pay you know it's for me she has to think about this we only serve like I got a true story he'll pastor and after the service I always go in the back and talk to him and every time I go back to the
Starting point is 00:08:29 talk to you know I'm old man they lick their hand they count money mm-hmm he said nephew I'm killing 15,000 they on them new so it's like I know being a pastor is tax-free right yeah uncle's like being a drug dealer like it's where he getting it in yeah he's like i ran 15 000 this sunday i'm gonna kill him revival that's the that's the first of all you running revivals back that's a week that's what i'm saying seven days you turn that ass up yeah and my uncle he get weed from you know i got my own strand and so he get that from me too yeah yeah he smoked weed what's the church man you don't want to go down
Starting point is 00:09:15 die i'm gonna bend the knees shout out to d.y i ain't getting this man how did you figure out that she was like to start taking this serious though like what was your moment so where you like bro i don't know i know a lot of people know but i don't know i used to do these uh snitching skits i used to pretend like i was a snitch and uh because i had got snitched on or whatever a while back and i would get showing people how snitches really was in the game and at the time i was doing it that's the time six nine had snitched and came home and they caught and when they caught 50 cent had seen a video i did in the 40 years shit and he had put it on the pop smoke album pop smoke first album on that album track eight
Starting point is 00:09:58 snitching that's hard that shit just took off bro so it was the snitching skits i was doing that really caught people's eyes but then i was sitting at the crib one day because i love sports i love all sports i'm like man i'm gonna do some i was telling my manager like i'm gonna say some i'm just gonna put my emphasis on it and that was the trash i just don't put my emphasis on that and that just took off and that's the fire part about it because like obviously you're a comedian but like now you're taking advantage of the opportunity having the platforms It's kind of like you can do a whole bunch of different shit at the same time But that live take shit is funny as fuck and on top of you actually funny
Starting point is 00:10:33 That's like I gave 85 South praise every time I can because the fact that they can do those skits and shit like that and then Still do a show and then y'all still go on tour that shit fire like it just shows to your versatility But when you start getting noticed by like the players and like the teams and stuff how did that start feeling it felt great because one day i'm chilling on my phone and i get a dm from shaq i'm thinking it's fake i'm from the south man no way this know me and he was like man little bro you telling the truth i'm just reading how your text how you talking about you telling the truth about the lakers they are trash and immediately i'm like man i let put me on one of them comedy shows i'm a
Starting point is 00:11:09 comedian i don't go about the skit so i tried to put me on he tried to get me on it was too late it's around the time ti came out started doing comedy yeah so sack you like they're gonna go with ti the bigger name i get it shout out to tip little.I., the bigger name. I get it. Shout out to Tip. Little Tip. They went with the bigger name. Not the game, though. You know what I mean? You did. So, they went with that. So, I didn't. So, I got All-Star in Cleveland.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I think it was 2021. I had a show in Cleveland. I had a show in Cincinnati. Long story short. So, I'm saying, man, you should take Shaq. It's Sunday morning. I said, man, what your ugly ass doing? He hit me back saying, your ugly i won't go to the game
Starting point is 00:11:46 hell yeah you like man i got like uh four or five tickets i'm finna send it to you so we had to go take the cover test i'm thinking i got cove i'm scared so we go take the cover test i'm good we go into the ring it's the 75th anniversary for the bay house store we're going there i'm thinking we gonna be up by tnt, we on the flow. So I'm like, fuck, let me take a second. But now I'm in my groupie mode. Now I'm like, damn, bro. Thank you, bro.
Starting point is 00:12:11 This shit is crazy. He's like, nah, nigga, make a video and tell everybody this shit trash. I got you some trash ass seats. So that's how that shit started happening. And then he would FaceTime me with Dwyane Wade and Candace Parker, all those kind of people. And then, you know, everybody just started gradually coming on. Because it's not personal when I call you trash.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Like, anybody can have a trash game, bro. You come out the next game and ball a lot. I'm just one of them niggas don't call y'all on that bad game. Like, get your shit together and let's do better. I know y'all seen that shit last night with LeBron. He threw that shot out there. We don't give a fuck what people say.
Starting point is 00:12:43 In so many words, that's what he's saying. You should. We don't hear that. You should. Because you've been with the Lakers what, seven, eight years now? And you've been trying to get that team to 80? And he ain't on fucking more. You got to be like D12.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Which one? Take the balls, nigga. Paul, that's how you got to be in the locker room, LeBron. Just your team, AD. Your team. I don't let you on my way. Nigga, I'm 45, you're 28. Yep.
Starting point is 00:13:12 What? LeBron had to close that game last night. Ain't no way, y'all. Talk. I'm 45. Preach. You're 28. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Every time I look around here on the damn floor. I can't stand that motherfucker. Man, make it make sense, man. Hold on, do AD like that. You know we got all AD love over here. Yeah, we love AD. We love him. Nah, we don't like him.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Has anybody ever got magic but calling him trash though? Yeah, AD, I went to the game. You was hot. Nah, not AD. AD was hot. Mook. Bro, they was playing Portland. I'm there with Floyd. Floyd messy. Floyd got me on the front row on purpose. Aw Moop. Bro, they were playing Portland. I'm there with Floyd.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Floyd missing. Floyd got me on the front row on purpose. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. Just so they could see me. But I always tell Floyd, even though I call niggas trash, I got so much love. Hell, yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:56 So when I come in, them niggas pointing. So, hey, you get the ball, go to the hole, and dunk, run right by me, you trash. God, that's hard, though. That's hard though that's fire i'm loving it okay i know i'm getting to these now so it's all good yeah so dame lilla go go right i'm knowing me i'm like man damn no he know me or whatever they got yurkish yurkish i say hey take yurkish to the hole yurkish say bubba dub stop it that ain't his game yeah i'm like how this don't mean yurkish you know what i'm saying this next so after the game i dm dame lilla said man hit the
Starting point is 00:14:30 game one i said i mean good game bro i don't know if you know who i am he's like you was at the game my i know when the you're the whole team know you keep that going we love it i bumped into katie uh all-star he said dude i love what you're doing that made me play bugger when you and floyd came to new york i had 45 doesn't i was like yeah that's right you know what i'm saying we when we see you that keep us going bro we don't take that as malice i hear it works on you yeah we know you we know you boys in your community you know you just want us to play better and we get it i love it he say i't gonna lie, some players don't like it. And what KD tell me, but fuck them.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Yeah, for sure. Do you? I was gonna say, you can probably speak on that. It's probably players, y'all take this shit easy, but some niggas who let them comments. If he saying your name, that mean he think something of you. Like he think you can hoop. Like if he don't say your name,
Starting point is 00:15:18 I'll be waiting like, nigga, call me trash. Nigga, I know at least he know who the fuck I am. That's what I look at and don't. I always tell people I feel like but I was being biased I would never trash LeBron I got out that shit somebody told me you ain't man truly oh you ain't mean truly yourself we know that's your boy but you got to give it to her you got a hold of it to the same status you hold everybody else and I learned that this year for the people because they Wow I wasn't trash and then yeah but I had to but it's the way you do it you know I did it prime time loved people up
Starting point is 00:15:52 you're like man I love that bro keep keep it going man or whatever so that's just what I'm doing man so I tell people all the time this ain't personal man it's not hell no bro it ain't personal I got a family to feed at the end just like y'all do I ain't trying to stop nobody money that ain't personal i got a family to feed at the end now that's just like y'all do i ain't trying to stop nobody money i ain't telling no team you don't don't take nobody take take everybody yeah but if you ask trash i'm gonna call you trash tonight and trash go for anything yeah you could be trash in the bed with this hoe you know what i'm saying i'm trying to let you know you were trash she gonna let you know let's get my 300 dollars you know what i'm saying yeah you got the game with the 40 50s no
Starting point is 00:16:31 more i believe you what about what about that the holiday sale five dollars for that one I got LaFayette. Be here, try to use Groupon. Always. Just try to use Groupon. I'm a Groupon goat, nigga. That was the first, I'd never heard of Groupon since then.
Starting point is 00:16:52 I'd never heard of it either. I think it was you and Lou first time we bought Groupon. Yeah, bro. Take a motherfucker on the date.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Like, Groupon is the best thing smoking, bro. Worst date I went on, man. I ain't even five self, man. I'm on the WNBA
Starting point is 00:17:06 that bitch was 6'4. 6'4. Shout out to the WNBA. That bitch feet were terrible man. I'm talking about terrible feet. Got you a forward.
Starting point is 00:17:18 She's going to be the next clip. Who's your star four man? You know her nickname? What? I ain't going to even say it. I can't even say her nickname bro. Because they ain't going to say. I can't even say her nickname, bro. Because they got no nickname.
Starting point is 00:17:28 They don't have a nickname, though. A nickname with Kitty. Well, we know. It wasn't that one, though. It wasn't that one, though. It wasn't that one, though. Kitty was 6'4". It wasn't that one, though. Kenny was 6'4". It wasn't that one, though.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Was she a track athlete? Nah, no. Was she a transformer? No, no, no. She worked at Walmart. Hey, y'all crazy, dude. Y'all got to stop. What was the date, though?
Starting point is 00:18:02 Tell us about the date. Nah, I don't want to talk about that like that, dog. But that was the worst one ever, about today i won't put about that like that dog but that was the worst one ever bro i ain't gonna lie man you took a out the words at walmart that was six four she opened the car though for me and she a real gentleman it was probably really a gentleman what's the best city you done performed in so far all of them show me love while i go man it's more and more i just did detroit bro two shows i showed with corey hogan le duval 5 000 people each show that was crazy bro like i ain't gonna lie a lot of people freeze up under them lights yeah i was made for that like man just for me like because i know they they get og they can guide all their fan
Starting point is 00:18:51 bases like i'm new to this like let me show these people what i can really do i went out there and killed their ass man that's what it's about shout out to corey hogan them two little dude they put me on their wing tony rock put me under their wings and guess because i don't really been doing this shit, bro. Got no guidance. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of people got the Mike Ibsen, Kevin Hartz, and all the OGs up on it and
Starting point is 00:19:12 teaching the game. It's just me, really, just improv-ing this shit. Like, just where I'm at. Just really with no guidance. So, I figure once I really get the guidance of the game, it's game over. And I'm not saying game over for nobody else like that i'm just talking about the lane i mean i'm not getting no competition with nobody but myself that's enough money i heard for everybody to get bro so that's just my mind frame how i think i
Starting point is 00:19:35 want to be great i don't want to be good at this when my name pop up i wanted to be mentioned with the greatest who'd you look up into like look up to and again looked up to just like i'm a big movie lover but my favorite comedian all the time is richard pryor okay just from the characters he created then they rubbed off the eddie and then the nutty professors and all that type of so richard pryle eddie red fox uh bernie mack of course and then you got the new gene you got the cat williams you got the core Gen. You got the Cat Williams. You got the Corey Holcomb. I don't want to leave nobody out because everybody's dope. I mean, that's your personal though. Who helped you though?
Starting point is 00:20:10 His storytelling is dope. Mike Epps, of course. You know, me and him been chopping it up. Daptown legend. Yeah, most definitely. I got to ask you a question. What's some of your favorite stand-ups? Like, not even in particular, but like what's some of the things like you remember like,
Starting point is 00:20:24 damn, like this kind of, I need to do shit like that burning max shit on kings of comedy man that burning max shit bro was it was different that shouldn't be illegal today well you know we live in the world where they say counsel you can't counsel what you didn't create right i don't believe in that counsel see i'll be fucking with taylor swift and they're gonna counsel you you You can't counsel greatness, motherfucker. The world needs this kind of comedy, man. Everybody too uptight, too sensitive.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Let me tell you about your motherfucking self. That's what we need. I need you to tell me about myself. If you fucking with a bitch and she's like, how was it? And you didn't like it, you gotta be honest. Bitch, trash! Nah, for real. It's just how I'm dealing with my family now cuz I'm starting to come up and they think I'm rich man I'm broke
Starting point is 00:21:10 so they'll call me like for four five hundred I don't give it to him they're like man you a hoe ass nigga you don't give me no money I'm gonna kill myself I'll text I'm looking at the news ain't nothing happened yet Go on and do it That's my dick Nah for real Go on and do it How is that adjusting To like being famous now Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:31 I don't look at your fame bro Cause I ain't got what I want I ain't got what I want Yet in the bank account Cause I don't look at myself As famous I'm against the regular dude Jeff but
Starting point is 00:21:39 I know what you're saying Cause everywhere I go Everybody wanna take pictures Yeah That shit cool But man I got a bigger purpose bro Than just then just telling jokes i really want to be able to give back and help the people who really really need it the most because where i come from i come from uh my mom and dad had five kids i'm the baby my mom and my daddy didn't graduate and had no education
Starting point is 00:22:01 so you know i'm the, and everything falls on me. So I'm trying to get us out of that poverty shit. And it's hard coming from where I'm from because their minds, it's still slave mentality. Like, I remember when I quit my job three years ago, my mom was like, oh, my God, baby, what are you going to do? I can tell her this with so many words,
Starting point is 00:22:19 I'm going to fucking get it. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to step out on faith, and I'm going to go and get it. And I ain't look back. But coming from when they come from they looked at it like you always gotta work you gotta have you gotta have some kind you gotta respect it because they don't know no better correct correct but it's we live a new age where you can teach them yeah show them and now she's like oh i see what you was talking about now baby so that make me feel
Starting point is 00:22:42 good but i don't really feel like i'm making until I can buy my mama a crib. So until the end, I'm grinding and trying to get to it. Staying focused. You can get sidetracked with these hoes, but I ain't letting that get in the way, man. I'm on a mission. That's fire because, like, obviously what you have is such a crazy social media following. It's real easy to get a lot of shit your way. Just be like, this ain't really what I'm trying to be on but you got to deal with it but for you to stay grounded and stay humble like that
Starting point is 00:23:09 as far as especially like you said you in a situation you can change your lineage like behind so you can literally change your family's trajectory before and after like working this and it's just that you good at and back to what t said with this you get family members you never knew you had oh and they hit you up hey man i knew you i was family members you never knew you had. And they'll hit you up. Hey, man, I knew you were going to make it, man. You think I could hold $2,500? And I'm a real one. Like, yeah, I got you. Give me 30 minutes. Call me back in 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I'm going to shoot you that on God. When they call back, block. You my new cousin? Nah, that's a real thing though When you make some money People look at you Like when they think You make some money
Starting point is 00:23:48 People look at you And approach you In a certain way But it's like Fucked up though Cause I remember When I made it to the league Everybody would ask me
Starting point is 00:23:55 For some shit It's like bro I ain't got that Like I said I was on a $2,000 budget a month Niggas would come to Atlanta Like where we going I'm like shit
Starting point is 00:24:02 To the BW3 We ain't going to the BW3? We ain't going to the club. We got to wait till Joe call. You got to wait till Josh Smith call me, man. Hold on. Did you play sports growing up? Yeah, I played football, basketball, baseball, and track.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Oh, damn, you did it all. Yeah, I did a lot. What was your go-to sport? Basketball, bro. It was like that? Was you a point guard? I was a point guard. I would get, when I come from, I would get short i had the kobe man tell that i was not passing that motherfucker 40 shots a game i was eight for 40. your point guard no assistant no no no coach
Starting point is 00:24:40 i can't say what the coach liked in my cousin so i had made you know what i'm saying i had the green light like be three on me i'm open i don't see nobody but me in the room yeah you play against anybody that was cold in high school i come from hell no man we were over 70. We ain't play against nobody like y'all, your type of caliber, man. We did not football. Yeah, we was told in football. You got to breathe that.
Starting point is 00:25:12 We could run because we could steal. Yeah. So, we had them. You was wearing them? Yeah. You was wearing behind shoes? Most definitely. You ain't never seen the white laces in the Black Forces, though.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I like that, though. Paul. I rock with it. Don't do it, my nigga my i appreciate it no no no what was this did you play in football football man i was wide receiver man true story man i had a rob receiver i had mr block 49 sweepers a run player i gave a receiver. I had missed the block. 49 sweep was a run play. I gave it to my cousin. I missed the block. Dude hit him in the ankles.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Fucked him up. Damn. So they got the ball. We stop them. They from the pump return. I'm in back there from pump return. I catch it. Boom.
Starting point is 00:25:58 My cousin come to me. Showing one who got hurt. He on the field. Follow me. He big. I'm small. So all of a sudden, that big motherfucker move. And I could hear the crowd. Ooh, before I even took the field. Follow me. He big because I'm small. So all of a sudden that big motherfucker moved. And I could hear the crowd
Starting point is 00:26:07 before I even took the hit. Nigga knocked Snag out of me. Played football no damn more. That was your last time? He said the play on you. I ain't no goddamn motherfucker. I ain't no motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Cause I got something for you. I bet you I'll miss another motherfucker. He got me back. Probably cause you was talking miss another motherfucking block. You got me back. Yeah. You got me too. Probably because you was talking about his ass so much. That was his karma. It's out.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I was done on that nigga. I was done on this shit. Hey, what's crazy is he's the head coach now at basketball. And what make it funny is, do you ever, like, when you see, like, how you were in high school and you see all the kids now, you have any correlations with that no zero nah they so different they be on tiktok all day we about to start practice at three they be on tiktok at 255 i'll be like but i just got a roll with it i guess yeah but that okay bro no i was just gonna say too like i don't i don't i judge the kids to a certain extent but bro bro, we didn't have that benefit.
Starting point is 00:27:06 If we had TikTok, Instagram, ain't no telling what type of shit we'd have been on before practice. Yeah. We had a smartphone. I ain't even had no phone in high school. You didn't? Damn.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Not till my senior year. Junior year. I couldn't be no high school coach. Cause I'm having hell now with this little league football team. I'm coaching. Like. And parents crazy. Nah,
Starting point is 00:27:24 they trying to fire me man no that's right on the stage to hate for me because i'm fucking with a little boy mama now it's true story man this chick come up to me she's like bro i would like for my son to play true story i'm like okay what number is he number eight but i didn't know he had a condition the little boy blind true story he blind i didn't know what a football condition. The little boy blind. True story, he blind. I didn't know. With a football helmet on? Yeah. I'm like, man, I can't do this. He's like, I'll do whatever you want me to do.
Starting point is 00:27:50 So when she told me that, I knew then he was going to start somewhere. So me, he my starting quarterback. We ain't won a game. We on 12. He's not joking. He remind you of Dak Prescott. Real rain. Dak Prescott blind.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah. They want me fired. A blind nigga with a helmet on is out of pocket. I got some NBA predictions. Who you got for MVP this year? MVP? Yeah. I'm going to go right back with him b you got him
Starting point is 00:28:28 you watched the game last night yes sir man that boy dying cold i want him for 80 so bad good luck yeah good luck nothing never he got paid too shots at he got paid all of them getting paid y'all just got paid. Mm-hmm. Yeah It's never about the money with me cuz they money is they money they deserve it man They they they make it to a certain level and you know, it's a lot of wear and tear on a body We started they do I never knock on forgetting that money fatigue I won't ask you because you play at the highest level what the fuck they doing in our season, bro Shit working out. I can't tell who so i'm gonna give gabriel he didn't miss a shot in miami he last two games like he can't buy a basket it's a different
Starting point is 00:29:13 pressure pause playing with braun man that's all i want to hear right now you know you say it's different playing with braun yeah it's a different the lights get a little bright so what can braun do for them to help nothing they were were choking his light too bright bro okay his light too bright brown light too bright like i feel you you got to be a different person go play with braun and be like yourself that's why austin reed people love austin reed because he's still hoop but he can play with my everybody can't do that that's why i call reese special i ain't never want to play with Bron. That was my lay. I'm going to put you on the spotlight right now, all y'all.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Right now, who you got? Who better, Kyrie or Luka? Kyrie. Give me Malcolm X, too. Keep it 100, T. Why you call me Malcolm X? Keep it 100. It depends, man.
Starting point is 00:30:01 If you playing a real basketball game and you need somebody to win the game for you, I'll take Luka. But if I just want a one-on-one, Kyrie going to cook everybody. I'm talking about starting your franchise off right now. I'm going to take Luka. You got to take Luka. I would take Kyrie, but you got to take Luka. Start my franchise off, I'm taking Luka.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Because you're going to get fired if you don't. That's what's going to happen. You're going to get fired. No, for sure. I'll pick Luka, too. I'm just out of my mind like crazy basketball man it's all like shit i'm taking kairi he's just more spectacular i watch that shit for the highlights i don't be giving a fuck who win bro i'm gonna be honest with you i w on my book on my picture here man
Starting point is 00:30:37 nah yeah yeah but i only do the parlays when it come when you doing kairi johnson drive kings i don't i'm not picking the Lakers versus the Wizards because Cal Cousin might score 70 on them niggas and win. So I don't fuck around with that. Well, I'll tell you what. If they are playing the Pacers in Indianapolis, take the over. I'm a Pacers fan. You know that? That's unfortunate.
Starting point is 00:30:58 I like the Pacers too. Shout out to the gang. I rock with the Pacers. I rock with the Pacers too. Who's your favorite Pacer? My favorite Pacer of all time Personally Jermaine O'Neal J-O
Starting point is 00:31:08 He gonna be happy to hear that shit That's what's up Say it again You might wanna say it again Jermaine I hope you hear this Yeah Like we do not be bashing you bro We fuck with Jermaine O'Neal
Starting point is 00:31:17 He act like we don't fuck with him Ah man Everybody Jermaine O'Neal I feel like they should've won the championship They ain't had a bra championship They ain't had a bra Yeah They ain't had a bra
Starting point is 00:31:26 Honestly I'm so happy that we had the bra That I don't even care about the chip The fact that We got to whoop fans ass I'll take that That's dope See I don't like that part
Starting point is 00:31:34 Cause I talk shit And when them long niggas come my way I ain't get shooing them I'm shooing them I'm shooing them Everybody Yeah Everything must go
Starting point is 00:31:42 Nah we postin' on the chip We got cheated bro yeah it's cool then ron start rapping who you like better like who your all-time great is it brown or mike me personally i'ma rock with braun just from this standpoint of right here and there's nobody followed with this and that but because a lot of people come from single-parent homes. Mike had his mom and dad. Mike had structure. LeBron didn't have structure. LeBron's situation could have went a lot of ways
Starting point is 00:32:11 for a young man coming to an NBA at that level. It could have went a lot of ways with LeBron, but it didn't. That's real. For him to withstand whatever he withstanded. I ain't never heard this nigga in no scandal. I know he fucking hoes allegedly. I don't care what y'all say, but we never would stand it. I ain't never heard this nigga in no scandal. I know he fucking hoes allegedly. I don't care what y'all say.
Starting point is 00:32:27 But we never hear about it. PR team in Macklin. I'm just saying, bro. Yeah, no smut on Bron. To be who he is in this world, in this evil world we live in. Yeah. I say Bron. But being onion skill-wise, MJ.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Skills-wise, MJ. Skills-wise, MJ. Yeah, MJ was a dick. I think Kobe got more skills than all of them. Yeah, but he copycatted. Well, where you think Jordan got it from? Dr. J named him. So stop saying all that copycatting shit. Jordan got that from Jesus.
Starting point is 00:33:00 And I love Kobe. See, that's where you're wrong. I love MJ. I love Kobe. MJ different. But he got his move from Dr. J, Oscar Robinson. jesus and i love you see that's what you're wrong i love you people i love you i love kobe mj different hey but he got it from that crown royal james robertson hell no we from that we oscar robson i'm sorry hey tell me your story about oscar robertson no we died off camera because his nephews they with me shout out to my peeting them you know i'm on your uncle ass though pause thank you but you you out of pocket for saying that michael jordan learned his game
Starting point is 00:33:33 for dr jay we watched a lot of people bro i just didn't learn that overnight bro we got to be real and be realist in this game he definitely took some of his game from dr jay i mean for sure thank you not that left hand. So what? Did he have a mid-range like Dr. J? Did Dr. J have a mid-range like him? Where did Jordan get his mid-range from?
Starting point is 00:33:51 Trade away. Where did Jordan get his mid-range from? In the gym. God. His daddy. Where did Kobe get his from? Jordan.
Starting point is 00:33:56 No, no. For sure. He did copy everything. He did. We know that, but who had better handles, Kobe or Jordan? Jordan.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Man, Kobe, stop it. Kobe. Come on. I was going to say handles. Kobe, stop it. I say Kobe, but there had better handles, Kobe or Jordan? Jordan! Man, Kobe, stop it. Kobe. Come on, man. I was going to say handles. Kobe, stop it. I say Kobe, but there ain't anything else impossible in Jordan. I'm going to stop it. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:34:10 I don't know. And we always talking about handles. We talk about A.I. I said to him, why we going to never bring up Pistol Pete? He do got handles. Why we going to never bring up Pistol Pete? He do got handles. We can never bring up Pistol Pete.
Starting point is 00:34:20 All right, who your top five with handles? I got a top five. Top five handles? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to start it off. It's got a top five. Top five handles? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to start it out. It's not in the order. No, go crazy. Tim Hardaway.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Facts. You tip too. Rod Strickland. Facts. You definitely got handles. Kyrie. God. AI.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Definitely. And Jamal Crawford. Yeah, I love that top five. You got a good list up. Yeah, I ain't going to lie. That top five is lit. I'm my mama. I ain't.
Starting point is 00:34:43 But I'm going to add one in there that I probably, I'm going to add Darius Garland. His handle is crazy. Oh, my God. Y'all ever seen him? Yeah, no, no, no. His handle is crazy. That's why I didn't say nothing. I respect it.
Starting point is 00:34:55 I respect it. I ain't mad at it, bro. He on the outskirts. But if I had to add one, I'm going to add B.D., Baron Davis. Oh, B.D.? He going to see this and talk to me and i love rod strickland because i feel like that's where kairi got his game from godfather i'm gonna replace rod strickland with the white j will okay i can't argue with that one you know i love rod
Starting point is 00:35:17 somebody else who don't get credit for the hand up probably more than should steph yeah steph that on the string it just looked different because he's shooting that bitch, but. He got handles, but. Who your father in, T? Damn, I'm going to go with my order. Kyrie, Jamal Crawford. Then I got, damn, you added Jason Williams. I had him at four, though.
Starting point is 00:35:44 But number three, I got, it's crazy. I got Paul George. I ain't mad at you, his handles is crazy yeah don't do playoff p like podcast p podcast p there you go but now he got crazy uh tim hardaway is like my fourth or fifth him and jay will interchangeable but jamal crawford is like he in there too but my favorite of all time and and I ain't doing this because we trying to get him on the show, but I just think he the most underrated basketball player ever. With a handle, nigga, 68245. It's Joe Johnson. Ah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I sold Joe. I sold Joe. He'll come on the show. Nah, that's my dog. No, I'm just saying, like, I really like, and when he was in Atlanta, watching him play, bro, the nigga was unreal. I didn't know that nigga was that big. Paul's like, he was damn near as big as LeBron.
Starting point is 00:36:27 That skillful like that. He made Paul Pierce fall. Yeah, bro. Joe Johnson might be my favorite all-time teammate player that I watch. I think he like my favorite. I think he the coldest I ever played with. Damn. I say a lot.
Starting point is 00:36:40 You played with some. I played with a lot of people. Besides D-Rose. I put D-Rose in his own category. You play with some. I play with. You play with a lot of people. Besides D. Rose. I put D. Rose in his own category. You play with D12? I was going to ask you. Can we say D. Rose? Nah, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I ain't play with D12. I play with Jackson Collins, though. Cool, cool, cool. Okay, question. How was D. Rose, bro? Was he the prime Rose? It was his year in minnesota so uh he came back to minnesota that i played with him the year he had 50. yeah he was killing but he called though
Starting point is 00:37:12 i played against him multiple years that's the best player you ever played with yeah yeah probably for sure yeah but joe but joe was my favorite in the prime like you was with joe when he yeah he was out there so we We talking about the best player he played with. In his career. Yeah. Was they in their prime, though? Oh, it was Joe. I mean, Joe was in his prime, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Paul George was in his prime. He was still cold, but I don't think he was better at Joe. Who right now, Kawhi or Paul? Who better today? I'm Paul. Ooh, I'm still going Kawhi. Yeah, I'd probably go with. I don't know. Paul George is fucking elite go. I'm still going Kawhi. Yeah, I'd probably go with. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Paul George is fucking elite. I'd probably go with Kawhi. Yeah, he is. Paul George is elite, bro. But the last time we seen Kawhi, bro, before he got hurt. Best two-way player in the league. Yeah, I'm going to go with Kawhi. Bro, before we seen Kawhi, I got hurt the last time we seen him.
Starting point is 00:37:57 You said best two-way player in the league? Paul George is the best two-way player in the league. A couple years ago. I don't think so today. I think he more offense right now. He not supposed to play defense that hard no more. He still gonna guard his man
Starting point is 00:38:07 but he ain't got to no more. Nah, but Paul George is elite though. Elite. For sure. I'm a fan of his game. Kawhi just cold. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I see Kawhi in the playoffs I be like I saw when he got hurt to get them to West I'ma stop doing that shit because people in the they be mad at me. I'll say my preference.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Fuck them. It's our show. You like who you like? I do. Yeah, that. I'll say my preference. Fuck them. It's our show. You like who you like? I do. Yeah. That's my preference. Like, I prefer. I mean, I see playoff.
Starting point is 00:38:30 I see. I like. Cause when Paul George is healthy, he plays. He cold. I talk shit about Paul. I mean, Paul George. But all I can remember is Dane. No, that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah. That hunts me, bro. Yeah. Like. That was. Bad shot. That was a crazy shot though You can say it was a bad shot But he makes them all the time He do
Starting point is 00:38:49 I seen him make it last night I was about to say It was tough too Had Kelly with the step back Yeah I'm taking that one though So T Question
Starting point is 00:38:57 Is there anybody In the locker rooms That Is that rah rah guy To somebody When they have a bad game Where everybody Just not saying nothing Nah It's people like that All the time You got like in the locker rooms that is that rah-rah guy to somebody when they have a bad game where everybody just not saying nothing no it's people like that all the time you got like obviously pat beverly do
Starting point is 00:39:10 it but it's like that on every team damn boom nothing college one yeah but it's uh it's people like that on every team though uh my team who was like that my last year in milwaukee is probably me i'll probably just make fun of you you can't hit a fucking shot boy you trash as hell I like that and then somebody tell me like you sad you ain't get in tonight I don't give a fuck like that was me but when I was in
Starting point is 00:39:36 Atlanta Kyle Corver would tell you he was having a bad night Al Horford would tell you he was bad them all like them they'd all like they like maybe like damn like come on like they'll take something i'm different i'll take because atlanta we'll go to a strip club we'll have a good time yeah man you're good yeah i'm good tonight you were trained nah you you got some together boy yeah we lost by 30. oh, when I was a youngin', though, we had old heads.
Starting point is 00:40:05 We had Jerry Stackhouse and them. I heard about him. People in the ring just told me stories about him. Nah, he'd do shit like that. Hey, come here, Nick. I heard he'll fight, too. Nah. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:14 I heard Stackhouse was. Yeah, he'll get. Kingston, North Carolina. Jerry Stackhouse was different, bro. I had him. He was T-Mac. Who else was on that team? Etai Thomas, I think.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Like, Eric Dampier. I had some old motherfuckers on that team? Eti Thomas, I think. Like Eric Dampier. I had some old motherfuckers on that team. Shout out to Eric Dampier. Eric Dampier? Yep. He got a dub. I did the same thing. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:40:33 He got a ring with the Mavs when they beat the Heat, didn't he? When he on that team. I don't know if he was on there. I don't know. I think so. He was one of the coolest dudes in the world, bro. Yeah, bro used to tell me about him all the time. It was back in the day.
Starting point is 00:40:44 That was his man. That was the kind of story I like to hear about, bro. Yeah, bro used to tell me about him all the time. It's back in the day. That was his man. That's the kind of story I like to hear about, bro. Yeah, that was his man. It be the randomest people in the NBA, you be like, I want that to be on. That be really the lit ones. I'm going to tell you who really liked that. Gary Payton. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Yeah. That ain't just for fun. I got to hang out with him, man. That dude crazy as hell. He cook people, though. He's crazy. Man, go hang out with Jared Dudley. Jared Dudley?
Starting point is 00:41:04 Oh. Hey, if you ever get a chance, man, kick it with Jared Dudley. Jared Dudley? Oh. Hey, if you ever get a chance, man, kick it with Jared Dudley, man. He a cool dude, bro. He a cool dude, bro. I'm keeping it real, bro. He a cool dude. There's a reason he was on the Lakers team that long, bro. I believe it.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Now since you're saying it. Yeah, he a cool dude. So, you think if anybody on that Lakers squad right now, after a performance like AD had game one, where it's like 17 points first half, second half, you're going to score nothing. Is there anybody player on that team talking to bro? Like, after
Starting point is 00:41:35 the game, just staying at that new... Who going to be able to? If it ain't Brian. Yeah, it probably ain't nobody else on there. They young. They benching. Yeah, it ain't nobody else on there. They don't got no OG. And I'm a champion. That's the problem, dog. Yeah, it ain't Brian. It probably ain't nobody else on that team. They young. They benching you. Yeah, it ain't nobody else on that team. They don't got no OG. That's the problem, dog.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Yeah, but that's the scariest thing in the league now. You down as hell or something, Haslam and Vince Carter, they ruined it. I want to be a consultant, man. Yeah, ain't nobody else on that team. I wouldn't even call them trash. It's just I want to be that motivator. Oh, you already do it.
Starting point is 00:42:04 You know how many people want to be in your position you are talk today is how the mother no offense don't take this wrong look at you yellow you that guy yeah this show team all right i'm waiting yes sir what kind of lotion day you can put on your knees to stop you from falling whatever magic potion we need you need you to be a dog I need you to be a cane Corso gotcha what no Frenchie yeah okay anyway shout out to my cousin he sold me a die baby friendship but when I see him, I'm going to hurt him. Boy, I'm free. You know Dog's die-begging?
Starting point is 00:43:05 Hell no. I ain't never heard of that. Big mama your arm. Hit me for $7,500. Damn. Dog can't open his eyes on Sundays. You got to deal.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Them motherfuckers is high. So them motherfuckers had to come with a kink. Man, I thought he had paper, Dog. He ain't got no paper, Dog. I thought it was the paper you gave to him.
Starting point is 00:43:21 It was his dog homework. You better be careful. He can block me. I can't get a hold of him. It was his dog homework. You better be careful. He can block me. I can't get a hold of him. That nigga might have HIV. He might. He might. What's wrong with him, man?
Starting point is 00:43:32 Need that Dr. Seabreeze treatment or something. I climb walk. Give that nigga some ginger. Get your dog some sea moss. He said he need some Ecolon water. Hey, what's wrong with y'all? Oh, shit, man. And on that note, man, we're going to get up out of here.
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