Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Bubba Dub on trash talking Anthony Davis, Shaq & Damian Lillard interactions
Episode Date: October 30, 2023We're back with Season 2, Episode 11 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian Bubba Dub to discuss stories of him trash talking NBA players. Bubba Dub talks about talking smac...k to Anthony Davis, the thrill of Damian Lillard knowing who he is, Shaquille O’Neal getting him on the floor at All-Star Weekend, and much more. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host. My name is DJ Will.
We keep it a beginning to that because that's going all in the intro.
This is an unconventional show.
We've got a special guest to my left.
We're going to introduce him last, but to my immediate forehand, my dog.
Man, shut up.
Bishop, I'll be, hey, we starting off, we supposed to start off an afternoon podcast.
Bishop, my dog, you all right, man?
I'm good, man.
Shout out to the goddamn gang.
Oh, shit.
Nigga choked like he hit a Newport.
You good?
Shout out to that motherfucker, Ham, do something different.
What's wrong with you, man?
What's wrong with you?
Hawaiian hell.
Man, what's wrong with you?
That thalane.
He keeps saying thalane.
It's crazy.
Then you can't go back.
That hell got him expired.
And you ain't making it no better by lasting.
They got that man Pitch on the wall, man.
Man.
Man.
So many men
limping around that motherfucker.
They say that nigga strong.
Motherfucker boy.
He done turned the foreigners up.
Where he play that?
In Thailand. Oh shit. Turn the forters up. Where you play that? It's outlaying.
Oh, shit.
That was a real offense.
They called him the night creeper.
Hey, what?
We got to get a 12 ham drink.
Shout out to D12, man.
He called me, man.
No, don't shout him out.
He called me, man.
You should come over here
or never.
He's trying to sleep over
at 1 p.m.
Man,
God is good, bro.
Because, man,
you know,
what if I'm a wingover adult?
It'll be over for your boy, man.
Prime time.
It'll be an over.
He'll throw your little ass up, bro.
And slay him
Dutch
the real duck
contact
Bubba Dub
would have been a prop
I would have been
bro
I thank God
for my senses bro
he was too adamant
like
look you know how
you get traded
I don't know how
you get traded
and they be like
I guess you fly in
the next day
a couple hours.
When D12 signed that contract, he was in Thailand in five hours, bro.
And as soon as he hit me, bro, I ain't never coming back.
Like, why you say that?
Then I seen something in the background.
Real talk, just a true story.
I seen something in the background.
Yeah, you'll love it over here.
You should come over here right now.
I'm going to be over in six months.
Never.
You would have been Kitty.
Nigga, they say Kitty was a track athlete.
How many was?
Triple jumper.
The real long jumper.
What the shit you talking about?
You just went around
and threw that motherfucker off your neck.
Off your neck is crazy. Nigga, how was Nick strong? I will you to spin around I think I was next wrong in the money they got muscles
I got to my brother master a ride with a basic is sick crazy we could we rock it
out today his name is Jeff y'all know what it is my dog with it
Boba Dumb is here with us we
only the introduction this is a great fucking show hey yo the hell militia no
what's wrong they say you know allegedly they say allegedly that man got up that
man got allegedly even though it's real. That man got a
purple Rolls Royce like you got.
Big boy. Suicide dough.
They say if you sit around
the city of Atlanta, that nigga scout.
And you're like, ooh, look at the car.
With them doughs up.
And the oil.
Yes. Stay your ass away from that car boy
I'm telling you right now
That bitch ass nigga got a type too
It's not a toy
Most definitely got a type
Yeah
And Juggie Gilmore
My my My My
My
My
You dark skinned too
What was up
Kitty was dark skinned
Hey man
Quit putting me in this shit
Kitty was dark skinned
Ain't no more skits above
With the sponge bro
That was Kitty
I love episodes like this
I love working for us
We do whatever the fuck
We want to on this show
Hey man
Appreciate you
Pulling up to 5 20 though man
shout out to current shop making this happen man for sure how long like you know what i'm saying
i know you do a lot of different things you be around like how you feel about pulling up to nap
man because you know what i'm saying a little bit the city showed me love bro that's what's up like
every time i come to nap time when i'm doing my comedy shows man the people is the nicest people
man i love nap honestly man i'm
thinking about finding a little spot out here don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it
just come visit man any child support different oh no man i can't i miss me with that child support
that evil idiot it's not gonna be on your side but obviously man from the south right what what
started bubble dubbing company man what guys man
bro i've been funny in my whole life bro i got a lot of family members that's um super duper funny
but they didn't have the nuts to really get out there and put it out there so i'm just one of them
i got nuts i'm gonna let them hang i'm gonna go out there show the world me and that's just what
i'm doing bro so everything y'all seeing it ain't nothing new to the people back home. I've been in this.
So there ain't no act.
It's just me, bro.
So you've been shitting on the Cowboys your whole life, man?
Man, you know, I grew up a Cowboy fan, bro.
I ain't going to lie.
But, man, it's just something about being me, the ochre.
I'm not weird, bro.
I like growth.
You know what I'm saying?
Pause.
Pause.
You know, I move.
The hand gesture, man.
I move something.
You know what I'm saying?
I love my Cowboys. Shout out to said Cowboy I love my cowboy
Shout out to my cowboy man
But man
The motherfucking
Trey
They get on my fucking nerve
Yeah man
That's it
Cowboys fan
I feel sorry for y'all man
Dakota playing my face every week
Yeah he do
He do
Dakota Rain
Yeah that's correct
Dakota Rain
That boy got COVID
He keep wearing them
Gray Jordans man
I told him
Don't wear them man
I remember the nigga saying Dakota J's got COVID. He keep wearing them great Jordans, man. I told him, don't wear them, man.
I remember the nigga saying, them J's got COVID.
Nigga, I was fucking crying for about, I cried for like a month figuring that, man.
He said, them goddamn great Jordans got COVID.
Y'all remember when COVID happened, everybody was going and getting them Jordans, man. I had them.
See?
Yeah.
I had them too, but that shit would have me yeah yeah i had them too but that's you have
you crying everybody everybody everybody had them bro nobody wanted to be different nobody
my pastor had him on the church damn no cap i had him on in church oh that's nasty he was clean
this is our you know he grew up a church drummer so we gotta go to him
for all the church official news how you feel about the pastors when we get up here in the
sweatsuits because i seen somebody on tv that had a velour suit in the headband i was like
always your first rule in the church is come as you are bro that's what the bible says yeah come
as you are bro so we don't criticize it bro i'm with you on that come as you are come as you are
bro so the pastor want to be swaggy and, you know, tap in with the youth.
Where's sweatsuit?
I told you I'm not allowed to wear gray sweats, but that's for a different reason.
But you coming in with your sweatsuit.
I didn't need you to tell me that.
Goddamn it, you J's.
You swaggy.
Fuck it.
Player shit.
I fuck with it.
I fuck with that.
Shout out to all the swaggy passers.
I just make a passer on my way here.
At the airport from here.
He say, I'm a big fan. They got a junkie dang grill
So I'm a pass. I say you lie
I don't say you know, okay, but yeah the junkie dang grill was shining to
The password a girl. Yeah
He probably preach a friendship. Yeah, Jeff he said what's up to Jeff by the way, I won't say his name
But yeah friendship or what's the on off your road that bill Collins is a member of
Oh new life new life definitely your pastor having a girl kind of far though
that collection pay you know it's for me she has to think about this we only
serve like I got a true story he'll pastor and after the service I always go in the back and talk to him and every time I go back to the
talk to you know I'm old man they lick their hand they count money mm-hmm he
said nephew I'm killing 15,000 they on them new so it's like I know being a
pastor is tax-free right yeah uncle's like being a drug dealer like
it's where he getting it in yeah he's like i ran 15 000 this sunday i'm gonna kill him revival
that's the that's the first of all you running revivals back that's a week that's what
i'm saying seven days you turn that ass up yeah and my uncle he get weed from you know i got my
own strand and so he get that from me too yeah yeah he smoked weed
what's the church man you don't want to go down
die i'm gonna bend the knees shout out to d.y
i ain't getting this
man how did you figure out that she was like to start taking this serious though like what was your moment so where you like bro i don't know i know a lot of people know but i don't know i used
to do these uh snitching skits i used to pretend like i was a snitch and uh because i had got
snitched on or whatever a while back and i would get showing people how snitches really was in the
game and at the time i was doing it that's the time six nine had snitched
and came home and they caught and when they caught 50 cent had seen a video i did in the 40 years
shit and he had put it on the pop smoke album pop smoke first album on that album track eight
snitching that's hard that shit just took off bro so it was the snitching skits i was doing
that really caught people's eyes but then i was sitting at the crib one day because i love sports i love all sports i'm like man i'm gonna
do some i was telling my manager like i'm gonna say some i'm just gonna put my emphasis
on it and that was the trash i just don't put my emphasis on that and that just took off
and that's the fire part about it because like obviously you're a comedian but like now you're
taking advantage of the opportunity having the platforms
It's kind of like you can do a whole bunch of different shit at the same time
But that live take shit is funny as fuck and on top of you actually funny
That's like I gave 85 South praise every time I can because the fact that they can do those skits and shit like that and then
Still do a show and then y'all still go on tour that shit fire like it just shows to your versatility
But when you start getting noticed
by like the players and like the teams and stuff how did that start feeling it felt great because
one day i'm chilling on my phone and i get a dm from shaq i'm thinking it's fake i'm from the
south man no way this know me and he was like man little bro you telling the truth i'm
just reading how your text how you talking about you telling the truth about the lakers they are
trash and immediately i'm like man i let put me on one of them comedy shows i'm a
comedian i don't go about the skit so i tried to put me on he tried to get me on it was too late
it's around the time ti came out started doing comedy yeah so sack you like they're gonna go with
ti the bigger name i get it shout out to tip little.I., the bigger name. I get it. Shout out to Tip. Little Tip. They went with the bigger name. Not the game, though.
You know what I mean?
You did.
So, they went with that.
So, I didn't.
So, I got All-Star in Cleveland.
I think it was 2021.
I had a show in Cleveland.
I had a show in Cincinnati.
Long story short.
So, I'm saying, man, you should take Shaq.
It's Sunday morning.
I said, man, what your ugly ass doing?
He hit me back saying, your ugly i won't go to the game
hell yeah you like man i got like uh four or five tickets i'm finna send it to you so we had to go
take the cover test i'm thinking i got cove i'm scared so we go take the cover test i'm good we
go into the ring it's the 75th anniversary for the bay house store we're going there i'm thinking we
gonna be up by tnt, we on the flow.
So I'm like, fuck, let me take a second.
But now I'm in my groupie mode.
Now I'm like, damn, bro.
Thank you, bro.
This shit is crazy.
He's like, nah, nigga, make a video and tell everybody this shit trash.
I got you some trash ass seats.
So that's how that shit started happening.
And then he would FaceTime me with Dwyane Wade and Candace Parker,
all those kind of people.
And then, you know, everybody just started gradually coming on.
Because it's not personal when I call you trash.
Like, anybody can have a trash game, bro.
You come out the next game and ball a lot.
I'm just one of them niggas
don't call y'all on that bad game.
Like, get your shit together and let's do better.
I know y'all seen that shit last night with LeBron.
He threw that shot out there.
We don't give a fuck what people say.
In so many words, that's what he's saying.
You should.
We don't hear that.
You should. Because you've been with the Lakers
what, seven, eight years now? And you've been trying
to get that team to 80? And he ain't
on fucking more.
You got to be like D12.
Which one?
Take the balls, nigga.
Paul, that's how you got to be in the locker room, LeBron.
Just your team, AD.
Your team.
I don't let you on my way.
Nigga, I'm 45, you're 28.
Yep.
What?
LeBron had to close that game last night.
Ain't no way, y'all.
Talk.
I'm 45.
Preach.
You're 28.
Yeah.
Every time I look around here on the damn floor.
I can't stand that motherfucker.
Man, make it make sense, man.
Hold on, do AD like that.
You know we got all AD love over here.
Yeah, we love AD.
We love him.
Nah, we don't like him.
Has anybody ever got magic but calling him trash though?
Yeah, AD, I went to the game.
You was hot.
Nah, not AD.
AD was hot.
Mook.
Bro, they was playing Portland.
I'm there with Floyd. Floyd messy. Floyd got me on the front row on purpose. Aw Moop. Bro, they were playing Portland. I'm there with Floyd.
Floyd missing.
Floyd got me on the front row on purpose.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, damn.
Just so they could see me.
But I always tell Floyd, even though I call niggas trash, I got so much love.
Hell, yeah, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
So when I come in, them niggas pointing.
So, hey, you get the ball, go to the hole, and dunk, run right by me, you trash.
God, that's hard, though.
That's hard though that's fire
i'm loving it okay i know i'm getting to these now so it's all good yeah so dame lilla
go go right i'm knowing me i'm like man damn no he know me or whatever they got yurkish yurkish
i say hey take yurkish to the hole yurkish say bubba dub stop it that ain't his game yeah i'm
like how this don't mean yurkish you know what i'm saying this next so after the game i dm dame lilla said man hit the
game one i said i mean good game bro i don't know if you know who i am he's like you was at
the game my i know when the you're the whole team know you keep that going we love
it i bumped into katie uh all-star he said dude i love what you're doing that made me play bugger
when you and floyd came to new york i had 45 doesn't i was like yeah that's right you know
what i'm saying we when we see you that keep us going bro we don't take that as malice i hear it
works on you yeah we know you we know you boys in your community you know you just want us to play
better and we get it i love it he say i't gonna lie, some players don't like it.
And what KD tell me, but fuck them.
Yeah, for sure.
Do you?
I was gonna say, you can probably speak on that.
It's probably players, y'all take this shit easy,
but some niggas who let them comments.
If he saying your name, that mean he think something of you.
Like he think you can hoop.
Like if he don't say your name,
I'll be waiting like, nigga, call me trash.
Nigga, I know at least he know who the fuck I am.
That's what I look at and don't.
I always tell people I feel like but
I was being biased I would never trash LeBron I got out that shit somebody told me you ain't
man truly oh you ain't mean truly yourself we know that's your boy but you got to give it to
her you got a hold of it to the same status you hold everybody else and I learned that this year
for the people because they Wow I wasn't trash and then yeah but I had to but it's the way you do it you know I did it prime time loved people up
you're like man I love that bro keep keep it going man or whatever so that's just what I'm doing man
so I tell people all the time this ain't personal man it's not hell no bro it ain't personal I got
a family to feed at the end just like y'all do I ain't trying to stop nobody money that ain't personal i got a family to feed at the end now that's just like y'all do
i ain't trying to stop nobody money i ain't telling no team you don't don't take nobody take
take everybody yeah but if you ask trash i'm gonna call you trash tonight and trash go for anything
yeah you could be trash in the bed with this hoe you know what i'm saying i'm trying to let you
know you were trash she gonna let you
know let's get my 300 dollars you know what i'm saying yeah you got the game with the 40 50s no
more i believe you what about what about that the holiday sale five dollars for that one I got LaFayette. Be here, try to use Groupon.
Always.
Just try to use Groupon.
I'm a Groupon goat,
nigga.
That was the first,
I'd never heard of Groupon
since then.
I'd never heard of it
either.
I think it was you
and Lou
first time we bought Groupon.
Yeah, bro.
Take a motherfucker
on the date.
Like,
Groupon is the best thing
smoking, bro.
Worst date I went on,
man.
I ain't even five self,
man.
I'm on the WNBA
that bitch was 6'4.
6'4.
Shout out to the WNBA.
That bitch feet were
terrible man.
I'm talking about
terrible feet.
Got you a forward.
She's going to be
the next clip.
Who's your star four man?
You know her nickname?
What?
I ain't going to even say it.
I can't even say her nickname bro. Because they ain't going to say. I can't even say her nickname, bro.
Because they got no nickname.
They don't have a nickname, though.
A nickname with Kitty.
Well, we know.
It wasn't that one, though.
It wasn't that one, though.
It wasn't that one, though.
Kitty was 6'4".
It wasn't that one, though. Kenny was 6'4". It wasn't that one, though.
Was she a track athlete?
Nah, no.
Was she a transformer?
No, no, no.
She worked at Walmart.
Hey, y'all crazy, dude.
Y'all got to stop.
What was the date, though?
Tell us about the date.
Nah, I don't want to talk about that like that, dog. But that was the worst one ever, about today i won't put about that like that dog
but that was the worst one ever bro i ain't gonna lie man you took a
out the words at walmart that was six four she opened the car though for me and
she a real gentleman it was probably really a gentleman what's the best city you done performed in so far all of them show me love while i go man it's more
and more i just did detroit bro two shows i showed with corey hogan le duval 5 000 people each show
that was crazy bro like i ain't gonna lie a lot of people freeze up under them lights yeah i was made for
that like man just for me like because i know they they get og they can guide all their fan
bases like i'm new to this like let me show these people what i can really do i went out
there and killed their ass man that's what it's about shout out to corey hogan them two little
dude they put me on their wing tony rock put me under their wings and guess because i don't really
been doing this shit, bro.
Got no guidance.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, a lot of people got the Mike Ibsen, Kevin Hartz, and all the OGs up on it and
teaching the game.
It's just me, really, just improv-ing this shit.
Like, just where I'm at.
Just really with no guidance.
So, I figure once I really get the guidance of the game, it's game over.
And I'm not saying game over for nobody else like
that i'm just talking about the lane i mean i'm not getting no competition with nobody but myself
that's enough money i heard for everybody to get bro so that's just my mind frame how i think i
want to be great i don't want to be good at this when my name pop up i wanted to be mentioned
with the greatest who'd you look up into like look up to and again looked up to just like i'm a big movie lover but my favorite comedian all the time is richard pryor okay just from the
characters he created then they rubbed off the eddie and then the nutty professors and all that
type of so richard pryle eddie red fox uh bernie mack of course and then you got the new
gene you got the cat williams you got the core Gen. You got the Cat Williams. You got the Corey Holcomb.
I don't want to leave nobody out because everybody's dope.
I mean, that's your personal though.
Who helped you though?
His storytelling is dope.
Mike Epps, of course.
You know, me and him been chopping it up.
Daptown legend.
Yeah, most definitely.
I got to ask you a question.
What's some of your favorite stand-ups?
Like, not even in particular, but like what's some of the things like you remember like,
damn, like this kind of, I need to do shit like that burning max shit on kings of
comedy man that burning max shit bro was it was different that shouldn't be illegal today
well you know we live in the world where they say counsel you can't counsel what you didn't create
right i don't believe in that counsel see i'll be fucking with taylor swift and they're gonna
counsel you you You can't
counsel greatness, motherfucker.
The world needs this kind of comedy, man.
Everybody too uptight, too sensitive.
Let me tell you about your
motherfucking self. That's what we need.
I need you to tell me about myself.
If you fucking with a bitch and she's like,
how was it? And you didn't like it, you gotta be honest.
Bitch, trash!
Nah, for real.
It's just how I'm dealing with my family now cuz I'm starting to come up and they think I'm rich man I'm broke
so they'll call me like for four five hundred I don't give it to him they're
like man you a hoe ass nigga you don't give me no money I'm gonna kill myself
I'll text I'm looking at the news ain't nothing happened yet Go on and do it That's my dick
Nah for real
Go on and do it
How is that adjusting
To like being famous now
Yeah
I don't look at your fame bro
Cause I ain't got what I want
I ain't got what I want
Yet in the bank account
Cause I don't look at myself
As famous
I'm against the regular dude
Jeff but
I know what you're saying
Cause everywhere I go
Everybody wanna take pictures
Yeah
That shit cool
But man I got a bigger purpose bro Than just then just telling jokes i really want to be able to give back
and help the people who really really need it the most because where i come from i come from uh my
mom and dad had five kids i'm the baby my mom and my daddy didn't graduate and had no education
so you know i'm the, and everything falls on me.
So I'm trying to get us out of that poverty shit.
And it's hard coming from where I'm from
because their minds, it's still slave mentality.
Like, I remember when I quit my job three years ago,
my mom was like,
oh, my God, baby, what are you going to do?
I can tell her this with so many words,
I'm going to fucking get it.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to step out on faith,
and I'm going to go and get it.
And I ain't look back. But coming from when they come from they looked at it like
you always gotta work you gotta have you gotta have some kind you gotta respect it because they
don't know no better correct correct but it's we live a new age where you can teach them yeah
show them and now she's like oh i see what you was talking about now baby so that make me feel
good but i don't really feel like i'm making until I can buy my mama a crib.
So until the end, I'm grinding and trying to get to it.
Staying focused.
You can get sidetracked with these hoes, but I ain't letting that get in the way, man.
I'm on a mission.
That's fire because, like, obviously what you have is such a crazy social media following.
It's real easy to get a lot of shit your way.
Just be like, this ain't really what I'm trying to be on but you got to deal with it but for you to stay grounded and stay humble like that
as far as especially like you said you in a situation you can change your lineage like behind
so you can literally change your family's trajectory before and after like working this
and it's just that you good at and back to what t said with this you get family members
you never knew you had oh and they hit you up hey man i knew you i was family members you never knew you had. And they'll hit you up. Hey, man, I knew you were
going to make it, man.
You think I could hold $2,500?
And I'm a real one. Like, yeah, I got you.
Give me 30 minutes. Call me back in 30 minutes.
I'm going to shoot you that on God.
When they call back, block.
You my new cousin?
Nah, that's a real thing though
When you make some money
People look at you
Like when they think
You make some money
People look at you
And approach you
In a certain way
But it's like
Fucked up though
Cause I remember
When I made it to the league
Everybody would ask me
For some shit
It's like bro
I ain't got that
Like I said
I was on a $2,000 budget a month
Niggas would come to Atlanta
Like where we going
I'm like shit
To the BW3
We ain't going to the BW3?
We ain't going to the club.
We got to wait till Joe call.
You got to wait till Josh Smith call me, man.
Hold on.
Did you play sports growing up?
Yeah, I played football, basketball, baseball, and track.
Oh, damn, you did it all.
Yeah, I did a lot. What was your go-to sport?
Basketball, bro.
It was like that?
Was you a point guard?
I was a point guard.
I would get, when I come from, I would get short i had the kobe man tell that i was not passing that
motherfucker 40 shots a game i was eight for 40. your point guard no assistant no no no coach
i can't say what the coach liked in my cousin so i had made you know what i'm saying i had the
green light like be three on me i'm open i don't see nobody but me in the room
yeah you play against anybody that was cold in high school i come from hell no
man we were over 70.
We ain't play against nobody like y'all, your type of caliber, man.
We did not football.
Yeah, we was told in football.
You got to breathe that.
We could run because we could steal.
Yeah.
So, we had them.
You was wearing them?
Yeah.
You was wearing behind shoes?
Most definitely.
You ain't never seen the white laces in the Black Forces, though.
I like that, though. Paul.
I rock with it.
Don't do it, my nigga my i appreciate it no no no
what was this did you play in football football man i was wide receiver man true story man
i had a rob receiver i had mr block 49 sweepers a run player i gave a receiver. I had missed the block. 49 sweep was a run play.
I gave it to my cousin.
I missed the block.
Dude hit him in the ankles.
Fucked him up.
Damn.
So they got the ball.
We stop them.
They from the pump return.
I'm in back there from pump return.
I catch it.
Boom.
My cousin come to me.
Showing one who got hurt.
He on the field.
Follow me.
He big.
I'm small.
So all of a sudden, that big motherfucker move. And I could hear the crowd. Ooh, before I even took the field. Follow me. He big because I'm small. So all of a sudden that big motherfucker moved.
And I could hear the crowd
before I even took the hit.
Nigga knocked Snag out of me.
Played football no
damn more.
That was your last time?
He said the play on you.
I ain't no goddamn
motherfucker. I ain't no motherfucker.
Cause I got something for you.
I bet you I'll miss another motherfucker.
He got me back. Probably cause you was talking miss another motherfucking block. You got me back.
Yeah.
You got me too.
Probably because you was talking about his ass so much.
That was his karma.
It's out.
I was done on that nigga.
I was done on this shit.
Hey, what's crazy is he's the head coach now at basketball.
And what make it funny is, do you ever, like, when you see, like, how you were in high school
and you see all the kids now, you have any correlations with that no zero nah they so different they be on tiktok
all day we about to start practice at three they be on tiktok at 255 i'll be like but i just got
a roll with it i guess yeah but that okay bro no i was just gonna say too like i don't i don't i
judge the kids to a certain extent but bro bro, we didn't have that benefit.
If we had TikTok,
Instagram,
ain't no telling what type of shit we'd have been on before practice.
Yeah.
We had a smartphone.
I ain't even had no phone in high school.
You didn't?
Damn.
Not till my senior year.
Junior year.
I couldn't be no high school coach.
Cause I'm having hell now with this little league football team.
I'm coaching.
Like.
And parents crazy.
Nah,
they trying
to fire me man no that's right on the stage to hate for me because i'm fucking with a little
boy mama now it's true story man this chick come up to me she's like bro i would like for my son
to play true story i'm like okay what number is he number eight but i didn't know he had a condition
the little boy blind true story he blind i didn't know what a football condition. The little boy blind. True story, he blind. I didn't know. With a football helmet on?
Yeah.
I'm like, man, I can't do this.
He's like, I'll do whatever you want me to do.
So when she told me that, I knew then he was going to start somewhere.
So me, he my starting quarterback.
We ain't won a game.
We on 12.
He's not joking.
He remind you of Dak Prescott.
Real rain.
Dak Prescott blind.
Yeah.
They want me fired.
A blind nigga with a helmet on is out of pocket.
I got some NBA predictions.
Who you got for MVP this year?
MVP?
Yeah.
I'm going to go right back with him b you got him
you watched the game last night yes sir man that boy dying cold i want him for 80 so bad good luck
yeah good luck nothing never he got paid too shots at he got paid all of them getting paid
y'all just got paid. Mm-hmm. Yeah
It's never about the money with me cuz they money is they money they deserve it man They they they make it to a certain level and you know, it's a lot of wear and tear on a body
We started they do I never knock on forgetting that money fatigue
I won't ask you because you play at the highest level what the fuck they doing in our season, bro
Shit working out. I can't tell who so i'm gonna give gabriel he
didn't miss a shot in miami he last two games like he can't buy a basket it's a different
pressure pause playing with braun man that's all i want to hear right now you know you say it's
different playing with braun yeah it's a different the lights get a little bright so what can braun
do for them to help nothing they were were choking his light too bright bro okay
his light too bright brown light too bright like i feel you you got to be a different person go
play with braun and be like yourself that's why austin reed people love austin reed because he's
still hoop but he can play with my everybody can't do that that's why i call reese special
i ain't never want to play with Bron. That was my lay.
I'm going to put you on the spotlight right now, all y'all.
Right now, who you got?
Who better, Kyrie or Luka?
Kyrie.
Give me Malcolm X, too.
Keep it 100, T.
Why you call me Malcolm X?
Keep it 100.
It depends, man.
If you playing a real basketball game and you need somebody to win the game for you,
I'll take Luka.
But if I just want a one-on-one, Kyrie going to cook everybody.
I'm talking about starting your franchise off right now.
I'm going to take Luka.
You got to take Luka.
I would take Kyrie, but you got to take Luka.
Start my franchise off, I'm taking Luka.
Because you're going to get fired if you don't.
That's what's going to happen.
You're going to get fired.
No, for sure.
I'll pick Luka, too.
I'm just out of my mind like crazy basketball man it's all like
shit i'm taking kairi he's just more spectacular i watch that shit for the highlights i don't be
giving a fuck who win bro i'm gonna be honest with you i w on my book on my picture here man
nah yeah yeah but i only do the parlays when it come when you doing kairi
johnson drive kings i don't i'm not picking the Lakers versus the Wizards because Cal Cousin might score 70 on them niggas and win.
So I don't fuck around with that.
Well, I'll tell you what.
If they are playing the Pacers in Indianapolis, take the over.
I'm a Pacers fan.
You know that?
That's unfortunate.
I like the Pacers too.
Shout out to the gang.
I rock with the Pacers.
I rock with the Pacers too.
Who's your favorite Pacer?
My favorite Pacer of all time Personally
Jermaine O'Neal
J-O
He gonna be happy to hear that shit
That's what's up
Say it again
You might wanna say it again
Jermaine I hope you hear this
Yeah
Like we do not be bashing you bro
We fuck with Jermaine O'Neal
He act like we don't fuck with him
Ah man
Everybody
Jermaine O'Neal
I feel like they should've won the championship
They ain't had a bra championship They ain't had a bra
Yeah
They ain't had a bra
Honestly
I'm so happy that we had the bra
That I don't even care about the chip
The fact that
We got to whoop fans ass
I'll take that
That's dope
See I don't like that part
Cause I talk shit
And when them long niggas come my way
I ain't get shooing them
I'm shooing them
I'm shooing them
Everybody
Yeah
Everything must go
Nah we postin' on the chip
We got cheated bro yeah
it's cool then ron start rapping who you like better like who your all-time great is it brown
or mike me personally i'ma rock with braun just from this standpoint of right here and there's
nobody followed with this and that but because a lot of people come from single-parent homes. Mike had his mom and dad.
Mike had structure.
LeBron didn't have structure.
LeBron's situation could have went a lot of ways
for a young man coming to an NBA at that level.
It could have went a lot of ways with LeBron,
but it didn't.
That's real.
For him to withstand whatever he withstanded.
I ain't never heard this nigga in no scandal.
I know he fucking hoes allegedly. I don't care what y'all say, but we never would stand it. I ain't never heard this nigga in no scandal. I know he fucking hoes allegedly.
I don't care what y'all say.
But we never hear about it.
PR team in Macklin.
I'm just saying, bro.
Yeah, no smut on Bron.
To be who he is in this world, in this evil world we live in.
Yeah.
I say Bron.
But being onion skill-wise, MJ.
Skills-wise, MJ. Skills-wise, MJ.
Yeah, MJ was a dick.
I think Kobe got more skills than all of them.
Yeah, but he copycatted.
Well, where you think Jordan got it from?
Dr. J named him.
So stop saying all that copycatting shit.
Jordan got that from Jesus.
And I love Kobe.
See, that's where you're wrong.
I love MJ.
I love Kobe. MJ different. But he got his move from Dr. J, Oscar Robinson. jesus and i love you see that's what you're wrong i love you people i love you i love kobe mj
different hey but he got it from that crown royal james robertson hell no we from that we oscar
robson i'm sorry hey tell me your story about oscar robertson no we died off camera because
his nephews they with me shout out to my peeting them you know i'm on your uncle ass though
pause thank you but you you out of pocket for saying that michael jordan learned his game
for dr jay we watched a lot of people bro i just didn't learn that overnight bro we got to be real
and be realist in this game he definitely took some of his game from dr jay i mean for sure thank
you not that left hand. So what?
Did he have a mid-range like Dr. J?
Did Dr. J have a mid-range
like him?
Where did Jordan
get his mid-range from?
Trade away.
Where did Jordan
get his mid-range from?
In the gym.
God.
His daddy.
Where did Kobe get his from?
Jordan.
No, no.
For sure.
He did copy everything.
He did.
We know that,
but who had better handles,
Kobe or Jordan?
Jordan.
Man, Kobe, stop it. Kobe. Come on. I was going to say handles. Kobe, stop it. I say Kobe, but there had better handles, Kobe or Jordan? Jordan! Man, Kobe, stop it.
Kobe.
Come on, man.
I was going to say handles.
Kobe, stop it.
I say Kobe, but there ain't anything else impossible in Jordan.
I'm going to stop it.
I'm not.
I don't know.
And we always talking about handles.
We talk about A.I.
I said to him, why we going to never bring up Pistol Pete?
He do got handles.
Why we going to never bring up Pistol Pete?
He do got handles.
We can never bring up Pistol Pete.
All right, who your top five with handles?
I got a top five.
Top five handles?
Yeah. Okay, I'm going to start it off. It's got a top five. Top five handles? Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to start it out.
It's not in the order.
No, go crazy.
Tim Hardaway.
Facts.
You tip too.
Rod Strickland.
Facts.
You definitely got handles.
Kyrie.
God.
AI.
Definitely.
And Jamal Crawford.
Yeah, I love that top five.
You got a good list up.
Yeah, I ain't going to lie.
That top five is lit.
I'm my mama.
I ain't.
But I'm going to add one in there that I probably, I'm going to add Darius Garland.
His handle is crazy.
Oh, my God.
Y'all ever seen him?
Yeah, no, no, no.
His handle is crazy.
That's why I didn't say nothing.
I respect it.
I respect it.
I ain't mad at it, bro.
He on the outskirts.
But if I had to add one, I'm going to add B.D., Baron Davis.
Oh, B.D.?
He going to see this and talk to me and i love
rod strickland because i feel like that's where kairi got his game from godfather i'm gonna
replace rod strickland with the white j will okay i can't argue with that one you know i love rod
somebody else who don't get credit for the hand up probably more than should steph yeah
steph that on the string it just looked different because he's shooting that bitch, but.
He got handles, but.
Who your father in, T?
Damn, I'm going to go with my order.
Kyrie, Jamal Crawford.
Then I got, damn, you added Jason Williams.
I had him at four, though.
But number three, I got, it's crazy.
I got Paul George. I ain't mad at you, his handles is crazy yeah don't do playoff p like podcast p podcast p there you go but now he got crazy uh tim hardaway
is like my fourth or fifth him and jay will interchangeable but jamal crawford is like
he in there too but my favorite of all time and and I ain't doing this because we trying to get him on the show,
but I just think he the most underrated basketball player ever.
With a handle, nigga, 68245.
It's Joe Johnson.
Ah, yeah.
I sold Joe.
I sold Joe.
He'll come on the show.
Nah, that's my dog.
No, I'm just saying, like, I really like, and when he was in Atlanta, watching him play,
bro, the nigga was unreal.
I didn't know that nigga was that big.
Paul's like, he was damn near as big as LeBron.
That skillful like that.
He made Paul Pierce fall.
Yeah, bro.
Joe Johnson might be my favorite all-time teammate player that I watch.
I think he like my favorite.
I think he the coldest I ever played with.
Damn.
I say a lot.
You played with some.
I played with a lot of people.
Besides D-Rose.
I put D-Rose in his own category. You play with some. I play with. You play with a lot of people. Besides D. Rose. I put D. Rose in his own category.
You play with D12?
I was going to ask you.
Can we say D. Rose?
Nah, he didn't.
I ain't play with D12.
I play with Jackson Collins, though.
Cool, cool, cool.
Okay, question.
How was D. Rose, bro?
Was he the prime Rose?
It was his year in minnesota so uh he came
back to minnesota that i played with him the year he had 50. yeah he was killing but he called though
i played against him multiple years that's the best player you ever played with
yeah yeah probably for sure yeah but joe but joe was my favorite in the prime like you was with joe
when he yeah he was out there so we We talking about the best player he played with.
In his career.
Yeah.
Was they in their prime, though?
Oh, it was Joe.
I mean, Joe was in his prime, yeah.
Paul George was in his prime.
He was still cold, but I don't think he was better at Joe.
Who right now, Kawhi or Paul?
Who better today?
I'm Paul.
Ooh, I'm still going Kawhi.
Yeah, I'd probably go with. I don't know. Paul George is fucking elite go. I'm still going Kawhi. Yeah, I'd probably go with.
I don't know.
Paul George is fucking elite.
I'd probably go with Kawhi.
Yeah, he is.
Paul George is elite, bro.
But the last time we seen Kawhi, bro, before he got hurt.
Best two-way player in the league.
Yeah, I'm going to go with Kawhi.
Bro, before we seen Kawhi, I got hurt the last time we seen him.
You said best two-way player in the league?
Paul George is the best two-way player in the league.
A couple years ago.
I don't think so today.
I think he more offense right now.
He not supposed to play
defense that hard no more.
He still gonna guard his man
but he ain't got to no more.
Nah, but Paul George
is elite though.
Elite.
For sure.
I'm a fan of his game.
Kawhi just cold.
I don't know.
I see Kawhi in the playoffs
I be like
I saw when he got hurt
to get them to West
I'ma stop doing that shit
because people in the
they be mad at me.
I'll say my preference.
Fuck them.
It's our show.
You like who you like? I do. Yeah, that. I'll say my preference. Fuck them. It's our show. You like who you like?
I do.
Yeah.
That's my preference.
Like, I prefer.
I mean, I see playoff.
I see.
I like.
Cause when Paul George is healthy, he plays.
He cold.
I talk shit about Paul.
I mean, Paul George.
But all I can remember is Dane.
No, that's a good one.
Yeah.
That hunts me, bro.
Yeah.
Like.
That was. Bad shot. That was a crazy shot though
You can say it was a bad shot
But he makes them all the time
He do
I seen him make it last night
I was about to say
It was tough too
Had Kelly with the step back
Yeah
I'm taking that one though
So T
Question
Is there anybody
In the locker rooms
That
Is that rah rah guy
To somebody
When they have a bad game
Where everybody Just not saying nothing Nah It's people like that All the time You got like in the locker rooms that is that rah-rah guy to somebody when they have a bad game where everybody
just not saying nothing no it's people like that all the time you got like obviously pat beverly do
it but it's like that on every team damn boom nothing college one yeah but it's uh it's people
like that on every team though uh my team who was like that my last year in milwaukee is
probably me i'll probably just make fun of you you can't hit a
fucking shot boy you trash as hell
I like that
and then somebody tell me like
you sad you ain't get in tonight I don't give a fuck
like that was me but when I was in
Atlanta
Kyle Corver would tell you he was having
a bad night Al Horford would tell you
he was bad
them all like them they'd all like they like maybe like
damn like come on like they'll take something i'm different i'll take because atlanta we'll go to a
strip club we'll have a good time yeah man you're good yeah i'm good tonight you were trained
nah you you got some together boy yeah we lost by 30. oh, when I was a youngin', though, we had old heads.
We had Jerry Stackhouse and them.
I heard about him.
People in the ring just told me stories about him.
Nah, he'd do shit like that.
Hey, come here, Nick.
I heard he'll fight, too.
Nah.
Hell yeah.
I heard Stackhouse was.
Yeah, he'll get.
Kingston, North Carolina.
Jerry Stackhouse was different, bro.
I had him.
He was T-Mac.
Who else was on that team?
Etai Thomas, I think.
Like, Eric Dampier. I had some old motherfuckers on that team? Eti Thomas, I think. Like Eric Dampier.
I had some old motherfuckers on that team.
Shout out to Eric Dampier.
Eric Dampier?
Yep.
He got a dub.
I did the same thing.
Don't do that.
He got a ring with the Mavs when they beat the Heat, didn't he?
When he on that team.
I don't know if he was on there.
I don't know.
I think so.
He was one of the coolest dudes in the world, bro.
Yeah, bro used to tell me about him all the time.
It was back in the day.
That was his man.
That was the kind of story I like to hear about, bro. Yeah, bro used to tell me about him all the time. It's back in the day. That was his man. That's the kind of story I like to hear about, bro.
Yeah, that was his man.
It be the randomest people in the NBA, you be like, I want that to be on.
That be really the lit ones.
I'm going to tell you who really liked that.
Gary Payton.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
That ain't just for fun.
I got to hang out with him, man.
That dude crazy as hell.
He cook people, though.
He's crazy.
Man, go hang out with Jared Dudley.
Jared Dudley?
Oh. Hey, if you ever get a chance, man, kick it with Jared Dudley. Jared Dudley? Oh.
Hey, if you ever get a chance, man, kick it with Jared Dudley, man.
He a cool dude, bro.
He a cool dude, bro.
I'm keeping it real, bro.
He a cool dude.
There's a reason he was on the Lakers team that long, bro.
I believe it.
Now since you're saying it.
Yeah, he a cool dude.
So, you think if anybody on that Lakers squad right now, after a performance like AD had game one, where it's like
17 points
first half, second half,
you're going to score nothing. Is there anybody
player on that team talking
to bro? Like, after
the game, just staying
at that new... Who going to be
able to? If it ain't Brian.
Yeah, it probably ain't nobody else on there.
They young. They benching. Yeah, it ain't nobody else on there. They don't got no OG. And I'm a champion. That's the problem, dog. Yeah, it ain't Brian. It probably ain't nobody else on that team. They young. They benching you.
Yeah, it ain't nobody else on that team.
They don't got no OG.
That's the problem, dog.
Yeah, but that's the scariest thing in the league now.
You down as hell or something,
Haslam and Vince Carter, they ruined it.
I want to be a consultant, man.
Yeah, ain't nobody else on that team.
I wouldn't even call them trash.
It's just I want to be that motivator.
Oh, you already do it.
You know how many people want to be in
your position you are talk today is how the mother
no offense don't take this wrong look at you yellow you that guy yeah this show team all right i'm waiting
yes sir what kind of lotion day you can
put on your knees to stop you from falling whatever magic potion we need
you need you to be a dog I need you to be a cane Corso gotcha what no Frenchie
yeah okay anyway shout out to my cousin he sold me a die baby friendship but
when I see him, I'm going to hurt him. Boy, I'm free. You know Dog's die-begging?
Hell no.
I ain't never heard of that.
Big mama your arm.
Hit me for $7,500.
Damn.
Dog can't open his eyes
on Sundays.
You got to deal.
Them motherfuckers is high.
So them motherfuckers
had to come with a kink.
Man, I thought he had paper,
Dog.
He ain't got no paper, Dog.
I thought it was the paper
you gave to him.
It was his dog homework.
You better be careful.
He can block me. I can't get a hold of him. It was his dog homework. You better be careful. He can block me.
I can't get a hold of him.
That nigga might have HIV.
He might.
He might.
What's wrong with him, man?
Need that Dr. Seabreeze treatment or something.
I climb walk.
Give that nigga some ginger.
Get your dog some sea moss.
He said he need some Ecolon water.
Hey, what's wrong with y'all?
Oh, shit, man.
And on that note, man, we're going to get up out of here.
Bubba Dub, appreciate you sliding in.
Tell the people what you got going on, man.
Hey, man, it's your boy Bubba Dub, man.
Y'all can catch me on IG at BubbaDub94.
Or go to my YouTube.
I got a podcast, Jerry Bubba Dub Morgan.
Go holler at me.
Or you can just Google me, Bubba Dub.
I'll pop up.
I'm a real comedian. I know IG, a social media comedian. Real comedian, man. Go holler at me. All you can get is Google me. BubbleDub. I pop up. I'm a real comedian.
I know IG, a social media comedian.
Real comedian, man.
Pull up on your boy.
That's your boy.
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