Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague & Bubba Dub on LeBron James, Luka Doncic & Lakers + FAILED 76ers season

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

We’re back with Season 3, Episode 40 of Club 520, and Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by Bubba Dub, discussing Luka Doncic being traded to the Los Angeles Lakers to play alongside LeBron James, how Paul George has RUINED the Philadelphia 76ers, and whether Dak Prescott is a better QB than Jalen Hurts. Timeline  0:00 - Start 4:00 - Cowboys or Eagles 8:00 - Michael Irvin 18:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson 26:00 - Joel Embiid #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an iHeart Podcast. The Volume. Michelle, all right, man, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. We still trapping out of Michelin Nest, man. Shout out to Michelin Nest for holding us down this wonderful all-star weekend, man. We ain't got a guest. We got a family in the building pulling back up.

We're going to introduce my man's last to my far left. We got my dog Bishop B. Henn out the Pearleys. How you doing, Nasty? Cool, Nasty. Excited about this one. Shout out to my dog in the building today. For sure. I know it's been a day since we done linked up, bro. You know what I'm saying? Your boy up here, he looking different nowadays, man. Yeah.

Never. The black forces, them gone now. Come on, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. never the black forces them gone now come on man oh yeah oh yeah got the vibes on yeah boy getting money yeah

I see you can die no oh yeah you ain't got no taco meat on the chest or nothing I shaved no no I shaved I shaved

you're doing your thing shaved the taco meat great nah I got my own shoestring line too bro I want to I mean bless you with a cup of prayer appreciate bro. I want to. I mean, bless you with a couple pairs.

Appreciate that, fam. Nah, I love it, bro. It's handyeggs.com. Yeah. Get your local porn site. Make sure y'all go and get this, man. We're going to try

to support the movement. You get shoe laces and porn. Don't accept the cookies, though. Just buy the laces. All the cookies. Shoe laces and BBLs. Oh, man. That's on the back of the site.

Oh, we about to have fun today. Come on, right, my dog. Young Nacho, Young T. How you want?s. Oh, man. That's on the back of the site. Oh, we about to have fun today. Come on, right, my dog. Young Nacho, young T. How you want? I'm coolin', man. I just heard that the Cowboys got a new coach. And I'm hype. Man.

What are you hype for? Because the Cowboys gonna suck again. Oh, he's a fan, too. Two of them niggas on the couch right now. I love that these two gonna go through it for a whole nother season. I'm so happy. Hey, we gonna do better than them Colts. Oh, me? I'm a Falcons fan.

Them two. We ain't gotta worry about that. Them ain't even women cheerleaders, man. We ain't gonna go there. Hey, Mike. We good. Them ain't even women cheerleaders, man. We good. We good here, Mike. This man ain't with me truly. Y'all cheering for the wrong thing.

They got to go jockstrap like you. Sit in the longest yard. Real tight. Real tight. You got to be careful, dog. You can't even be like, man, I'm shucking shit. It's fine. Like, you sure, man?

You all in the ongles, Bob. You know what I'm saying? You got to come down. The motherfucker, he looking at the coach's son. Hey, fuck what they talking about, man. Fuck what they talking about. Shout out to Kirk Cousins.

No, no, no, no. Phoenix. Don't do that. Mike, we tapped in. Kirk, Kirk gone. For sure. Definitely gone. Get well soon, man.

Listen, man. No strangers to this show, man. This family on the show, man. You seen him everywhere. Comedian. Now he's a sports extraordinaire, man. We got Bubba Dudd. Big dog. Appreciate you sliding on us again, my brother.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It's been a while since we seen you, man. Man, man. I came real. I mean, I'll be honest with y'all, man. I want to thank y'all for bringing me on y'all show a while back, bro. It kind of helped my career jump off even more than what it was, bro. Damn. just to be around y'all guys the camaraderie y'all family man and it

just feel good that y'all was able able to allow me to come over and do my thing and we had some fun on now i got a little backlash behind the dwight holler but that's my guy we all good yeah it's all fun and games man don't take it personal but man but you gonna take these jokes more than anything it's all I appreciate everything y'all done for me bro nah you're just a paper

pulling up bro nah you family yeah you but we gotta talk about it y'all cowboys yeah you told me before

the show started man you fuck with Saquon and the Eagles I do I do that's your team now I mean for right now causeon and the Eagles. I do. I do. That's your team now? I mean, for right now, because they won.

You know what I'm saying? I got to ride the high. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because I know I mean, Gilly cool. You know, I be, go Eagles. Soon as he's going,

train! That shit last, it don't matter. It don't matter that shit, man. That's what's sad about like the playing sports

like you'll win a Super Bowl as soon as that week is over you got to start at it again you trash like you said

but did you think did you think the Chiefs was going to beat them though or you had the Eagles the whole time keep it real

keep it real bro I feel like I feel like my home was going to get a three piece phone I feel like Andy Reid was

going to make adjustments in that second half. It just didn't happen, bro. It just, Eagles dominated. That front four dominated. They didn't have to send

five or six people to blitz. And any time a defense don't have to do that, you in trouble, bro. That's the first thing you say. It's like, they ain't called blitz all night. They were just putting up blitz.

The front four, it got spooky. So what do you do if you the Chiefs? Bubba Dub, you the GM. If I'm the GM of the Chiefs, you got to beef up that offensive line.

You got to protect P. That wasn't P at that game. That was Patrick. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's two different people. It's P and it's Patrick. P is the guy that's playing dominoes and deuces wild.

Patrick is playing chuckles and all this other shit with his wife and her family and shit. So you know what I'm saying? It's two different people, man. Okay, so, P is with the pops. Facts. Okay. No, we know Pop Smoke that cooked him.

Real talk. Yeah. Patrick, that's who it was. He wasn't even himself on the sideline. He wasn't mad. He wasn't talking.

He wasn't chewing on the mind piece. He wasn't on none of that. Looked like he was on lower tabs. I know a lower tab person when I see one. He was on lower tabs. Real talk. Maybe he person when I see one. He was on lower tabs.

Maybe he was too excited and they tried to calm him down. It didn't work. It didn't work, dog. You can't say that. Yeah, you can say that. They can give you pills. It's known.

They don't want to give you pain meds. That's what's going on. So he said my nigga was doped up. Definitely doped up. Bro, come on, bro. He wasn't himself, though. He had no time back there. That front four was crazy.

Getting his ass whooped. What's your Cowboys name? They ain't run a ball at all. That's what they need. They're a real team. Thoughts or prayers? Man, I'm going to be honest. I talk a lot of noise about Dak, but Dak ain't that

bad, bro. And I'm going to say this to the world. You can say what you want. I love Jalen Hurst. He's Super Bowl MVP quarterback. To be honest, he ain't better than Dak, bro. I'm just going to be real, bro. But I will give him the intangibles. He will run.

That's what I give him. I think that's what separates Jalen. He's a winner and he will run the ball. He ain't going to sit there in the pocket and wait for somebody to get open. If he ain't open, he going to run. That's the only thing I wish Dak would do. Now, if you just go by the numbers and look at this and that, Dak won the best quarterbacks in the game. Now, it don't translate to

no playoff wins and none of that. But I'm going to change that. I'm going to change that. How are you going to change? Put him on some weed. Shit. We're going to start smoking. We're going to change that. Okay. I'm going to change that. How are you going to change it? Put him on some weed. Shit. What are we going to do? We're going to start smoking. With Dak on the cushion? We're going to start smoking.

So you think if Dak hit the cushion, he going to be a whole lot better than what he is now, bro? He already read a little slow. He trying to make this thing even more blurry. He going to be good. He trying to be a good boy.

He ain't a good boy. He got to smoke some Sativa then. Definitely what he need, bro. He need some sativa then. Man, I'm serious, bro. If you put Dak on some good weed, he going to go off. He going to go off. All the time, that's all the Cowboys need is a good grower.

And y'all need to run. What y'all running back going to do? Y'all running back situation. Y'all brought Zeke back last year. We're going to be drafting one. Zeke finished. I don't know why we even brought him back. He don't do no more party and party all goddamn time

my type of guy that's why we lose I love I love Ohio State I like Ohio State too that's my favorite team he old now I ain't saying

he still can't contribute to a team but he's old he's not what the Cowboys need man Cowboys we had somebody we let him go to Tennessee yeah we had Tony Pollard

go for no reason definitely did so y'all first round pick who do y'all say oh Boise State you know what time it, y'all first round pick, who do y'all say? Boise State, you know what time it is. Y'all second him? That's hard.

Please. Please. Y'all sure. Please. Go on and get him. Look what happened when we took Zeke. We took Zeke high

and they was like, that was a bad pick. Go on and get him. They gonna hang out with Michael Irvin for two weekends. We good. Mike gonna break it

and be real good. Cut the lights out. Cut the lights out. What's going on? We went for 400 yards first game. Oh, Mike going to get him. They're going to put him

on their book or something. Yeah. That's all. Hey, you see, he said he wanted to be Black Panther. Mike Irvin and Wakanda is crazy as fuck

My carbon wake up sweating Hey Wake up sweating What the fuck Going on in your dream Come on Motherfucking Jizz in his body

That jizz Turned him up That shit I'm saying A book of sugar In his pores That shit Don't leave

That nigga Hey boy He came in He was From Miami too In the 80s Yeah Everybody know Pablo work Was down there in the 80s?

It was that pure. It was that pure too. Everybody was getting off like this. I had a run out of Miami boy. It was different. It was stepped on. Michael Irvin was really a crash. It wasn't stepped on.

Now, Michael Irvin lucky to go, bro. He is, bro. He a Hall of Famer for sure. Him and LT. Legends, bro. Can you imagine them. He a Hall of Famer, for sure. Him and LT. Legends, bro. Can you imagine them being on the same team? Who fighting over the last line? That plug is rich on one team more.

That plug going crazy. Hey, put him in the ring honor. That team. Mike Irvin and LT told me he missed a game. It said somebody was telling you, y'all know y'all play tonight? He was watching it on TV. I said, boy, he different, y'all know y'all play tonight? He was watching on TV. I said, boy, he different.

Boy, you watching your own team play? That David Rose. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Let me pull up. That's crazy as hell. For sure, man. Listen, man. It's been a minute, man. We got to talk about recently, man. AD, Dallas, man. How you feel when you saw that news? I loved it, man. Okay got to talk about recently, man. AD, in Dallas, man, how you feel when you saw that news? I loved it, man.

Okay. I know my Dallas fans, they upset because Luka was like, they white Jesus, bro. Most definitely. But it's LA. It's bright lights. LeBron on his way out. They got to bring in another star. It's all about money. It's all about the range. AD, he's going to do great in Dallas. I really do.

It's time to see what Kyrie can do. Okay. I mean, everybody want to keep saying, well, he hit the shot for LeBron. He hit the shot. Well, tell him to hit it again. Let him hit it again. Real talk. I mean, you got AD.

You got a good team. Okay. Lead. Can you lead this team? The Mavericks. Because I think right now, on paper, they're a better team than the Lakers. Yeah.

They are. I admit that. Bigs got to get healthy. But on paper, definitely. They get five weeks back in Gafford, team than the Lakers. Yeah. They are. I admit that. Bigs got to get healthy, but on paper, definitely. They get five weeks back in Gafford, they ain't be good. Yeah. That's a solid team. But the overall of it, though, Lakers going to be on fire. You think so?

Luka already smoking. Luka already on that good out there. I told him. Bruh, I got him in the first night. Come here. Red wine. So now I'm going to bed room. I'll be in there later. I ain't know you. Come here, Luca. I ain't know you smoke sugar. Him, Rob Pelinko, they all blazed up.

Hey, Rob, bro. Rob Pelinko needs more respect. You ain't have no choice. You're going to be fired. Straight up. Y'all think they're going to be good, though? Yes, bro. LA lit.

Can you play in the game, bro? Like, honestly, you got LeBron on one wing. You got Luca on the other wing. Can you double them? The only difference is they play the same way. You spoke on that, yeah. If they ain't play the same, then I say

nah, you can't. They both need the ball and the offense got to run around them. But you say the same way. When you say the same way, I like women. Come to find out, my ex like women too. You see what I'm saying? And it ain't work out i see that you see what i'm saying speed me up i'm going through now

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Y'all crazy. All-star weekend, man. What I ask you, what's your idea or some ideas you think the NBA could incorporate next year to help make All-Star weekend the great weekend we all grew up with for us? For one, man, they got to get their NBA slam dunk contest back on board. Okay. I would say because players always make money now and

it's not even about the money with them. Like Zion, how can we get Zion in the NBA slam dunk contest? Porn star and boo-Gang. You got it. You give him a limited Boo-Gang.

A limited Porn Star. You got it, Zach. We need a Pornhub gift card for the Slam Dunk Contest? Jai Wick. Unlimited ammo. Whatever you want, fam. Gold gun, J-Boom.

We got it. So who is your fourth if you want to see him in the NBA Dunk Contest? My fourth right now. What's that guy? He got traded fromom. We got it. So who is your fourth if you want to see him in the NBA dunk contest? My fourth right now. What's that guy? He got traded from Dallas left-handed.

Jones. Jones. Jones. You know your boy, Louis Towns. There's Jones Jr. Big job. Shout out to DJ.

That's who I want to see, bro. That's who I want to see. Nah, he got hops for sure. So him, Zion. Pick two more. J-Z. Ja Morant. Ja Morant. Ja Morant.

Give me one more. One more right now. Hot Flyer. That a motherfucker too. He ain't even no Hot Flyer. Oh, Ant-Man. He quit making babies. Goddamn, we can get him on the court.

That's my twin though. Come on, fam. Strap up. I know you get all this kind of money, but it will leave. It will leave. Sean Kemp got 30. I ain't got a thousand dollars. You can go.

Money coming. It will go. I love you, Kemp. I got to teach the young. It's the real. That's all I'm saying. You can have money today and be broke tomorrow. That's a true story. That's a fact.

That's all I'm saying. That's a true story that's a fact that's all I'm saying that's a true story because it's your lifestyle man a lot of people don't understand that man yeah I'm making 10 million a year but next year

you might make 2 million but you can't still spend like you're making 10 million so we gotta educate these players man it's all good getting that you know that monkey

it's all good getting it but strap up man that's great listen man I know you super versed with the sports shit tell us about the boxing stuff you got coming up, man.

You everywhere right now, bro. I got some boxing stuff coming up with Tank Davis on the one of Roach's big fight, March 1st, Barclays Center. I just want to see some good boxing, bro.

Like, Tank now has been talking about retiring and I think that's kind of dangerous of my retiring. Why are you still boxing? Because you never know

what is hard in my area right now. And you're lying. People coming to get that spot, bro. They want it. They're training just as hard as you. But,

honestly, though, I want to see Tank fight Secure Stevenson. I want to see him fight Devin Haney. Bay Area, my house, I got Devin Haney.

I want to see him fight Stero and Ron Garcilio. I want to see it, bro. Like, because we need good fights. Like, we're going to be spending $60, $70 on paper. I want $67 worth of, you know, fight that ain't worth that much, bro.

Okay. I don't want to see nobody get knocked out second and third round, bro. Yeah. Like, what the hell is you training for if you get knocked out

second and third round, bro? Sometimes they get the best of you. Nah, that's impossible, bro. Nah. It's something wrong, man. You get knocked out second, third round, bro. Mike was whooping niggas in 17 seconds. That was training.

What'd you think about the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight? Shit was whack as fuck. Mike was on fit now. For what y'all saying. Hey, this Mike, I don't give a damn. He lied to me. Had me thinking. Nah, Mike.

I said, see, Mike back. Nah, you seen him, though. He was pulling back. Yeah, I'm pulling back. Yeah, he was. Mike finished. Nah. Nigga Lewis showed me that. I should have never even...

Nigga Lewis like to kill you. Nobody want to talk about it. He was going through some things. He showed war. Left and right. Is that because we... Us black people, bro, we have a tendency

of wanting to take up for more than no. We're going to die. Like Drake and Kendrick. You know what I'm saying? I even want to pick sides. No, Mike got his ass to work. He was really home back. It was a few times in that fight where he could have beat the fuck out of it.

That was black on black crime. For sure. I was just talking about when he fought our boy. It was staged. He would have fucked him up, bro. You think he would have fucked him up? He would have fucked him up, bro. You think he would have fucked him up, bro? He would have fucked him up, bro. If Mike would have been able to really get to it with his straight up money line.

I don't think Mike got it no more, bro. I can't let you sit up here and say that. Alright, you seen the train video. Okay. Mike's sick. You step in front of him. I will for 20 million. I will too. 20 million. I will step in front of him. 20 million? I was going to say that was a running question on this podcast. I said 20. Oh my god. I said I wouldn't let him punch me barefoot for 20 million I will 20 million I said that was a running question On this podcast

I said 20 Oh my god I said I wouldn't let him punch me bare We said for a million Would you take a bare knuckle punch From Mike Tyson Can I get Mike Tyson What he want for 4 seconds

Yo I ain't gonna let him punch me That's crazy That's crazy That's crazy YouTube that's crazy That's crazy But uh

To get punched by Mike Tyson bare knuckle No Nah bruh No no no He gon' kill me dog In the ring That's crazy. That's crazy. But to get punched by Mike Tyson bare knuckles? No. No, not bare knuckles. No, no, no. He going to kill me, dog. In the ring. With gloves on, yeah.

Yeah, if I could move. No, no, no. Hell no. I'm not doing that. One punch from Mike Tyson. No. 10 million. 10 million?

Today. Bub is in your hands. Yeah, I do. Instant transfer. Bub, 10 million. Yeah. When you wake up Your bank account

Gonna be elite I ain't gonna lie You ain't gonna see That bank account Your family gonna see it You just talking about Our boy from radio Yeah he gonna be radio bro

Do Mike Tyson Hit harder than COVID I had COVID Seven times To deal him He might not COVID All type of shit.

I'm cool. I ain't taking no hit. I'm not taking no punch. I'm not taking no punch from Mike Tyson. For TMC? No. Might not even feel it. That's the point.

That's even worse. I'm going to wake up and be dead. I'm going to wake up and be dead. What the hell you got there? I'm going to wake up and be dead. I'm going to wake up and be dead. I'm going to wake up and be dead. I think we're giving Mike too much credit. No, man. No, bro. I seen him knock out professional boxers.

Yes, bro. You're wilding, dog. We seen him get knocked out too. Come on, let's talk about... Let's talk about Mike getting his ass knocked out several times. I don't think I'm going to knock Mike out. He's one of the greatest fighters ever. We ain't going to never say

Mike ain't one of the greatest. But if you had to put a match together, I want to see Bud Crawford versus Canelo. I know it's supposed to be happening. But my favorite boxer right now is Benavidez. I like that guy. I like David Benavidez. That's my guy. I like that guy, man. He's cool.

David Benavidez is... I like David Benavidez. He's been calling out Canelo. For years, man. I don't think he ready. Not what I seen in this last fight. I mean, yeah. Not what I seen in this last fight.

His last fight was questionable. Canelo gonna clip. Don't clip. I don't think he trained as hard. I think he been training for Canelo that every time he don't get Canelo, he call him out every single time. That's what you just said.

You don't think he would? I don't think he trained. You can't have that as a box. I know. But he still won. But when you go against the very, very elite... I think he's going to be ready for the very elite. I think he's ready for a payday. I don't think he's actually ready to get in there with

Canelo as a proven fighter. Been fighting since he was eight years old. Got over 80 fights. Won against Floyd. He moved up in weight. I think Canelo will get him, G. I just do. Styles make fights. Yeah, but I think, wait, Bill will fight him.

He a bigger fighter. Yeah. He beat Canelo. I think Benavidez seen the blueprint. Like, I'm a bigger fighter. So he used to be, what, 260? He was fat. Yeah.

He cut weight. He got in shape. I think he seen the blueprint like, I could beat him. Because you don't just start calling Canelo out if you don't really think you can beat him.

Yeah, you do. If you want to get paid. If you want to get paid. You do, too. And it's two Mexican fighters. I get it. She and Charlo, brothers. I went to that fight.

They fought. He hit Charlo on the face Bow Eight seconds later He took a knee I said god damn dude How you take a knee Eight seconds later Now that was different though

That was different bro But I do Back to your point though I do think Bud can get him Bud Cole I do think Bud can get him But I don't think Bud

Can sit there and trade with him though I don't think Bud Can trade with him though I don't think he can trade with him though Yeah I don't think he big enough bro Canelo man He a savage bro I ain't gonna lie But Bud Bud is a

He a complete fighter though That's one thing I can't say though Most definitely man Definitely some things to look forward to In the boxing world for sure While we're here in Michigan That's Doug Tell us man

What's some of your favorite jerseys some of your favorite throwbacks throwback you know I gotta go T-Mac okay

the blue joint yes sir I seen the Kevin Durant out there the Sonics that's that's classic that's classic

right there bro I like that one um of course the Penny Hardaway with the magic that's one of my favorites too that penny different what I've been looking for I ain't found it Of course, the Penny Hardaway with the Magic. That's one of my favorites, too.

That Penny different. What I've been looking for, I ain't found it. Vince Carter with the Knicks. I ain't seen that in a minute. What you want, a white one? Yeah. You're on the right platform, Dex. Print it up.

Yeah, Vince Carter with the Knicks. Throwback. And he just got his jersey retired, too, with them. Yeah, that's it. Dex. Come on, what's up, Dex? Dub want the Vince Carter throwback Nets throwback. And he just got his jersey retired too with them. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. Come on, put some on, Nets. I fuck with that jersey. Dub want the Vince Carter throwback with the Nets. I like the Penny throwback over the T-Mac.

Well, I'll tell you which one is better. The Penny. The Penny. And that's no hate. Everybody always think I hate T-Mac. I don't hate T-Mac no more. We don't want to go down that rabbit hole. But the Penny Hardaway throwback is fire, bro.

The black with the pinstripes. Yeah. But that blue T-Mac with the stars, though. But you know what throwback is fire bro. The black with the pinstripes? Yeah. But that blue T-Mac with the stars though that's fire. The blue T-Mac with the stars? This is where since we talked about Shouts of Mitchell Ness we love y'all but the Penny Jersey bro with the shoes

it different. You can't wear no T-Mac throwback with the stars with the T-Mac 1s. What's up? You can't wear no T-Mac throwback with the stars with the T-Mac ones. You out of pocket. You out of pocket. I'm wrong. Then I'm with the

T-Mac. T-Mac is bad. That's what that stud had on. A T-Mac jersey. And the one. The hat back in the T-Mac is crazy. It was Christmas book. I died of bobble. I ain't gonna lie in the T-Max is crazy it was Christmas book I ain't gonna lie

that T-Max that T-Max it was a football jersey it was a platinum football yeah fag album he said it was a

fag album jersey was it 92 they had a I had that 92 jersey fuck her if it was if it was if it was a silver. If it was a silver one, if it was a silver one,

hey, we could pull up. So we could lock in. Man, who you seeing doing good this year in the NBA? Well, so far, I mean, like, who you see winning? If you had to pick. I like OKC, bro. I like the youngsters, bro. Shai, man, he's showing me a lot. I like the youngsters, bro. Shy, man.

He's he's showing me a lot. Of course, you got the Celtics, man. You know, you got those guys. But I really want to talk about what's going on with them damn 76ers.

Woo. Highway robbery. Shout out to PG. What you think the biggest problem is? PG? What camera? Bass out. You know I love you.

Trash. Absolutely trash. He hurt though. Yeah, he hurt. He hurt, he hurt, he hurt. We need to have a talk, bud. He a livin'. He a Bentley with savage titles.

You can't get what you want when you try to sell it. It might be worth $100,000, but savage titles? I'll give you $12,000 right now. That Hurricane Katrina and all them nice cars, baby. Them Bentley's all there. I got all these Bentley's. They can pop the hood, nigga. That shit's blood, nigga.

Them damn cars, baby. Them guys. Them damn Carl Baby, them guy. Them Carl ain't worth a dime. I'm dying in New Orleans. No, man. He just hurt. Hurt? When he ain't. I feel you, but when he hurt.

I got a trip for him. Okay. Elon Musk chip. He got in that robot. You put that shit in your ball, bro. It's a new game. Game changer,

fam. It's going to give you new knees. Damn right. All right, I need the chip. Damn right. I need the chip. Damn right.

T, you need to remix it. If y'all remixing it like that, sign me up. He'll be the first fail mission. This nigga still raggedy. T, you a tough dog, bro. You be hard on yourself, dog.

No, bro. It be him. They family, though. They just messing with you, man. They just messing with you, dog. I love it because they keep me humble. They've been like this my whole life. Even when I was playing good,

they'd be like, nigga, nigga, old buddy way nicer than you. But that keep you on your toes, dog. You know how many people want to make it and never made it? No, I feel that. Sitting back watching you on the couch hating. Oh, I'm better than that, nigga.

No, you're not, nigga. I got an uncle like that. Show me nothing all this highlight films take. I was a bad boy. Now you smoking rocks, nigga. Throw that damn tape in the fire. It'll get you a job, Sam. You can be a firefighter or something.

I know, bro. I'm days over, uncle. Bro, I don't even know what to tell him. I'm going to throw that damn tape in the fire and go get you a job, Sam. You can be a firefighter or something. I'm days over. I'm on him no more. I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him, nigga. I'm days over. Everybody got an hour, buddy. Oh, shit. I could.

I'm going to see him brag last week so you know more. He was cold. Nigga, I called all over. Nigga, you were 25 in the 10th grade. You supposed to do that, nigga. I'm telling you. Your bones developed. We got some niggas back home

that still run that house. We're classifying. Real talk, bro. Real talk, bro. So that's a real thing, bro. That's universal, bro. I was 25 in the 10th grade. Dunking on everybody.

You're supposed to do that. The babies. Fuck on. His max press was fire. Max press was unbelievable. He was going. He was unbelievable he was gold he was African he couldn't read though

that's the only thing he couldn't read he couldn't remember the plays or nothing hey dog he been asking for Joel Embiid birth certificate for the last three years

he don't believe how old he is Joel Embiid 40 bro how old you think Joel is 43 I'm my mama he need

white wearing them Skeletons too who signed a Skeletons contract bro him and Snoop him. He need a white wearing a Skeletor too. Who signed a Skeletor contract, bro? Him and Snoop. Him and Snoop, the only nigga wearing Skeletors. They the same age?

Yeah. Sign them up for comfort. I was trying to sign with Skeletors out of Skeletors. His mouth was too out of pocket. Yeah, they told me

I was too disrespectful. Man, you would turn Skeletors up. They tripping. Yeah, bro. I wear Skeletors on here every day. Yeah, we all wear Skechers. You know what I'm talking about? I promote the hell out of them

Jordans. Trans. Wear no damn Jordans because he cups, nigga. I wear Skechers. I got culinary skills. I'm in the kitchen cooking the Skechers.

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Daddy ain't had no show This December baby Been doing bad Hey it was About that time dude Taxi's starting to hit Time to lock in I'm holding I'm announcing my call Took care of my all year doing bad. About that time, dude. Tax is starting to hit. I'm going to lock in.

I'm going to hold them ants in my car. I took care of them all year and I didn't want ants. It's all right. I'm suing them. I'm going to judge Matt. He's going to show love.

Oh, shit, man. I'm going to show him all these tips. Look at all this crying and begging they were doing. I got you income time. I said, I'm right. Come here.

Hey, judge Matt just let you tell people I can smell the crack. He told that bitch I can smell the crack He told that man I can smell the crack On you bro He said you did it one time I know

He said okay one time He said I told you I can look I seen it look I can smell the crack on you For real man Oh shit Hell boy

Look at my hands Every time we have An episode like this Mike is out of pocket Look I like this kind Mike is out of pocket. But I like this kind of shit, though, because this shit ain't scripted. Oh, no, no. It's all fun, man. You know, people really be on a podcast writing everything down, trying to get this kind of shit.

Nah. For real? Man, people do anything to try to be funny. It's got to be in you, baby. Yeah, that's true. You know what I'm saying? It's got to be in you. Hollywood good at that shit.

Making people look funny when they ain't. That's the power of Hollywood. Nah, yeah. Yeah. You've been on way more podcasts than I have. I've only been on one other podcast, I think, too.

And so they really got, like, cue cards and stuff. Man, come on, bro. Damn right they got them. So you don't even go in there feeling comfortable because you already see the play. I already know what it is,

but I'm going to be me. You know know what it is But I'm going to be me You know what I'm saying I'm going to be me Damn I didn't know that Nah yeah we just Watch out Y'all got it special bro Like

It's the culture bro I appreciate that I appreciate that bro You know what I'm saying They can try to emulate this shit But they can't Yeah Watch out

Watch out Appreciate that We just want people to come on here We want to come on here And celebrate our guests And then just make y'all feel at home. Yeah. It should be about y'all, man. That's why you winning. We're going to continue to win.

We family. It should be about y'all, bro. So you coming here, like you said, I got some shit I'm going through. And I don't mind sharing it. But you should have told that bitch on Shay Shay. You would have went up through there. We're going to make this bigger than Shea Shea.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Shea Shea already left. We got to build everything else up, too. He can't be on one wing, even though we signed to you, huh? He can't be on one wing. It's family.

It's all family. It's all love. How's the comedy been coming along, man? Obviously, I know you're a constant professional, man. We've been seeing a couple comedy tours recently, man. We're just like, man, Dubb is really killing shit. Like you said, when you see the podcast, what goes into a lot of that for you, man, we just see you go on stage and just we know you take your craft seriously you prepare but you're just killing that

shit man you're growing to your love to see you grow pause but like how's it now since you know i'm saying you're getting better at it now you're in bigger situations man it's great bro to to be honest with you bro i never really talk about it how it hit me but you know i'm on tour with mike elks yeah And to be there and for him to call my name, bro, to bring me out to thousands of people, bro, it felt great.

But it's also, it's like, man, this is what I'm supposed to do. This is my time, bro. Like, I love Mike Elks. Been in the game 20, 30 years. It's time to get out the goddamn way. It's time for us youngsters to come in and take it over.

And I think that's what they want. Yeah. But they be bullshitting. That's the reason why they still in and doing what they doing. Okay. I feel like I'm not worried

about what you doing or what you doing. I'm only worried about what I'm doing. I'm for the brain just burning that type shit back. A lot of people don't want to hear that.

They don't want to accept that. But they, it's just like comparing Jordan to LeBron. Nobody, nah, they comparing nobody to Jordan. Nah, nigga, we not doing that, nigga.

Love Bernie Mac, RIP, but I'm coming for him. Yes, I know he did that Kings of Comedy special shit. Yeah. That's bullet material for me to be better than that, because that's who I look at burning,

is that guy. Yeah. Grasp the people, get into your soul, make you feel good, make your stomach hurt. That's my kind of comedy, makes your stomach hurt. I'm kind of comedy makes your stomach hurt

I'm not no corny comic I'm not finna get up and say some old corny ass jokes that you ain't just that's not me I'm a southern you know what I'm saying I'm a

shit I go through the shit I feel the shit I say I talk about it I don't sugar coat it I don't know how to tone it down he was definitely

a raw comic so I definitely see what you're saying. That's me. I'm uncooked ground meat. Now that, Kings of Comedy, Bernie could not do that shit today.

Oh, yeah, he could. No, he couldn't. Y'all look at the council culture. Comedians can get away with anything. You see the shit Dave Chappelle be doing on SNL. Yeah, he be wildin'. He right. He be wildin'.

There's no such thing as council culture. You know what I'm saying? You can't get rid of nothing you didn't make, bro. When it's real and authentic, the people's going to be there to fuck you, bro. That's true. Unless you want endorsements and all this and that. But we control everything. We all the shit. We make this

shit go. They come in and want to spend money with us because they trying to make money out the culture, bro. Bernie Mac would be fine. He would be great. He already had TV shows. He wasn't going to do nothing but elevate that shit. He's doing movies with the Oceans 11 and shit. Is he your GOAT?

My GOAT is Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor. You got Bernie Mac. Shout out to Cat Williams. What he's been able to do. You got Mike Elps, now now time legend. Yes, sir. Corey Hogan.

I got a lot of people I like, love, and what they do because they don't sugarcoat what they do. I'm not taking nothing from Kevin Hart. Love him.

What he's been able to do on the business side of it. Yeah. People say he ain't funny. That's y'all opinion. Yeah. But he's nationalized his ability

to do what he's doing. That's a fact. Hard. Yeah. But he's master, he mastersized his, ability for sure. To do what he's doing. That's a fact. What beat productions and all this. He a whole conglomerate. It's a footprint, like you were saying earlier,

to see what they doing and magnify it even more. Yeah. Like, I don't never step on the comedy thing. Let me tell you something about comics.

They be scared to go behind other comics. Oh man, I don't want to go behind him. I'll go behind him, niggas man, I don't want to go behind him. I go behind any of them niggas. So I'm confident in me. Yeah. I know you a bad motherfucker.

I am too. It's all about the people, bro. People going to talk. You got your fans, I got my fans. Yes, sir. When we leave this goddamn show, they going to remember me.

In fact, I know that was a real thing, though, with comics, though. They feel like, damn, right nigga just killed that though. They feel like, damn, right nigga just killed that shit and then you kind of lose faith in your own self.

I'm not going to say it happened to comedians, bro, but you got to keep pushing. You can't let that shit get to you. Some nights, you ain't going to be as good.

Some nights, I can go out there and kill it. And people like, man, you killed it in my mind. I'm like, nigga,

I fucked up five jokes. Yeah. We went to the We The Ones Indianapolis. Yeah, I thought I was going to see you there. I wasn't on that one. Trust me, I was too. But here's what it is.

We didn't know how that shit worked. But I was telling them too, I love comedy shows and shit. But that motherfucker, Tony Roberts, bro. That's a goat. That nigga right there, bro. I. But that motherfucker, Tony Roberts, bro. That's a goat. Hilarious. That knee right there, bro. Yeah, bro. I wasn't really familiar

with his game. And when he came out there, he said, if you in a wheelchair and your shoes is dirty, you need your ass beat. Bro, that is crazy. I was locked in after that.

He killed it. The opening bar, I said, yeah, I'm locked in. From the time he got on stage to the time he left, bro, I think everybody would have been okay with him closing that show. For sure. The good thing about being on tour with those guys, you get to learn from them.

Yeah. 25, 30 years in the game, you get to learn. Yeah. He's 60 years old. See how he tell a joke. See how he deliver it. How he let the crowd come down and come back. Yeah.

He got it. Yeah. I still hear that shit. The crowd. Hey, Cadence. Cadence with the crowd, man. You got some white people now. Don't forget them. I throw some got it. Yeah. Crab. Cadence. Cadence with the crab, man.

You got some white people now. Don't forget them. I throw some white people jokes in there too. Yeah. But be yourself because they're here for a reason.

Yeah. It's an all black show. The white people are here for a reason. They like you just the way you are and I learned it. I had a couple of times

people at my show where I was trying to change my jokes up a little bit. Like, no. They like you, Bubba Dug. That's why they're here.

Don't change nothing. Straight up. Be you. Once I learn that, game over. Fuck. Game over. I'm going to get on the black folks, and I'll be like, white folks, you next. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, this is trash. Mess things, mess things. Come here. Don't be scared of me. Be scared of ice. Come here. Hey, Holmes. You don't tell me that. Tell Trump.

I ain't got no power. Trump got the power. My Mexican man ain't more money on two weeks. That's what I'm saying. Nope. Mexican man ain't more money on two weeks. I'm grass high as hell. I'm calling you. He called me senor. Senor, I have. You see your head down here?

Get my yard moved. I got some Coronas waiting on you. Nope. I senor. Senor, you see your ass down here? Get my yo-yo. I got some Coronas waiting on you. Nope, I ain't fucking with them. I live in Texas. Yes, sir. Half of them down there illegal. I want them gone. I'm for the bottom zero turns, them taco trucks. Boy, I'm going to come up. Better come down and spend some money with me.

I got about 40 trailers right now. Boy, I'm stacking up. Baby, my wife is finished. Ain't nothing wrong with me. I got about 40 trailers right now. But I'm stacking up. Baby, y'all look. My wife is finished. We are okay. Ain't nothing wrong with it. She's legal, though. It's not one nigga legal.

It's some black illegal. Nigeria, no big heavy foot sound, the motherfucker. Got to go. They'll holler at your old lady in front of you. You ain't lying. They'll holler at your girl in front of you. Hey, you ain't lying. One of them six-eight niggas hollered at my girl when I got in the car.

Me and the kid, Yakima with him. I ain't booing shit. Come on, ain't gonna watch Mickey Mouse. I can't stand them. I can't stand them. I ain't gonna lie. I can't stand them.

What am I gonna do with the 6'8 man? I can't do nothing. I ain't have my fire on me. Shit, I'm gonna set this one up. I'm angry. I'm hurt. I got the abdominal strain.

I got the abdominal strain. Hey, bro. Teague, I was quiet until we got I got the abdominal strain. Hey, bro. Teague, I was quiet until we got back in the car. Oh, I beat you. You were helpful. This is making me like that again. Yeah, I'm quiet.

Right when he was there. When I got in the car, I got bad. He's so quick, bro. I ain't fucking with Dub. Dub, that shit like... That's why he's a ghost, bro. That's what I said

to my wife's face. She said, what? Good night. It's real. It's real. Bro, you good he's a ghost, bro. That's what I said to my wife's face. She said, what? You're not... It's real. It's real. Bro, you good at what you do, bro. It's real, bro.

That's a fact, bro. I can lock my message feeling like, bro, we ain't all... I know that, bro. I'm not talking to y'all. Y'all know what I'm talking about. One, it went and voted for him. Yeah. And y'all crying.

Yeah. I don't want to hear that. We know what Trump is. We know. Don't cry now. Yeah. I've been telling y'all a storm is coming. Like my own dad, I love him to to hear that. We know what Trump is. We know. Don't cry now. Yeah. I've been telling y'all a storm is coming. Like my own dad, I love him to death.

He hate Trump. And I tell him, that's why you in the position you in now. That mind frame got to grow, man. I don't care who in the office. I ain't going to let them control what I do. You fed it up. It's a lot of money. I already get Trump in the office.

Take advantage if you can. If you can take advantage, take advantage because the money's from the flow. Yeah. I already got my holes and let them know. That's what Mike said. What you get last month, $1,500? I'm going to give you $3,000. I'm going to give you $3,000.

Inflation. Inflation. Trickle room. Oh, God, I got to be trickling. Ain't stopping. Ain't stopping. You can't be out be tricking. Ain't stopping. Ain't stopping. You can't be out here drinking. What?

You can't. You got to put yourself on the budget, bro. Man, what fit to say? I'm going to die spending this shit. I'm going to run it up. Have a baby by me, baby. Be a man. Yep.

Be right in jail. You want some more kids? Yeah, I want more kids, man. See, I can afford them now. There's more than just affording kids. You got to be there for them. I don't like nobody who got a lot of kids, but I feel like you can't be there for them all and give them that kind of love that they would need, bro.

So I got two girls. Yes, I want another child, but I ain't just sitting around making them with anybody. But if I want to have a child with anybody, it'll be with Brittany Renner. Come here! I ain't got PJ Washington making them with anybody. But if I want to have a child with anybody, it'll be with Brittany Reynolds. Come here. I ain't got PJ Washington money, but come here. Renner, Renner, Griner, too close to each other.

No, I get Griner too. Come here. No, you out of my – I get my son. If I have a son, he'd be tall. You want your woman to play basketball, football? You better hope. Hope it have her skills.

But my knowledge, he going to be cold-blooded. Cold-blooded mentality. I hope he likes sports. We ain't passing the ball like Gibraltar, son. like sports. We ain't passing the ball like Gibraltar. He cold? He ain't passing. I love Gibraltar. That nigga ain't passing. Elijah ain't passing that damn ball. And y'all know it.

He can't get nobody to pass it. No, he don't. He just had 63. Yeah. Oh, God. Bro, why he do it? Elijah called. If I'm a father and my son going to take me and Gibraltar, Oh, God, bro. Why he do it? Bro. That's good. Elijah called. He like that, though. Yeah.

If I'm a father and my son on the team, me and Gil are gonna have a talk. You think about you being in the NBA, you know? Ain't no talking, bro. Oh, you're gonna be talking to me

until I pass this goddamn ball. If you not at least a D2 player, bro, I'm not giving you the ball, bro. You don't give it to him. And I'm passing it to you just to get that motherfucker back. Be cold.

But, bro, fam ain't pass. What you nigga doing between the legs? In the game, bro. Trying shit. I'm passing it to you just to get that motherfucker back. He cold. But bro, fam ain't passing. Nigga doing between the legs. I'm working on this game, bro. I see these school on a triple team once. I was crying. He cold, though. He do it on a regular. You was doing that in high school, too, T.

I wasn't doing what he was doing. He wasn't getting triple teamed and shit like that. Nah. Bro did his thing. We not fucked up about doing. He wasn't getting triple teamed and shit like that. Nah. Nah, he wasn't. Bro did his thing. We ain't, we not fucked up about that. That boy 6'7". He lost. He was out of my height. Come on.

He was supposed to do this. Nah, it's different, bro. He really got legit skill. Nah, I know he got legit skill, but he ain't passing, bro. Y'all watch the tape. I'm watching. Nah, he don't pass, but he. I'm watching.

He got your daddy in him. I love it. I love it. He different, though. But that's why he went to that school, though. He purposely set it up for. He gonna be a monster. Yeah. College, NBA I love it. He different, though. But that's why he went to that school, though. He purposely set it up for... He going to be a monster. College, NBA, he going to be a monster, bro.

Yeah. He good. Because I feel like Gilbert Carrillo got cut short. For sure. I feel like a good Lord blessed through the kids. You know what I'm saying? That's real. It blessed him, for sure.

His dog was cold, too. Yeah. I like that he don't really force it, though. Yeah. Like, he let them be great. Like, he work with them. But he don't really talk about his kids. No, he don't. That's dope. He don't really, it, though. Yo. Like, he let them be great. Like, he work with them. But he don't really talk about his kids. No, he don't.

That's dope. He don't really, like, brag about them or nothing. He be excited for them. Because that was the most he did when he had him when he won the McDonald's All-American thing. That was the most he ever done. Because if it was me, I'd be wilding. My son better than him. Him.

Him. I'd be O.D. Vartig. What? I'd be O.D.ing? What? I'd be ODing. But I love to see black men and their kids live, man. Yeah. And thriving.

Yeah. Nothing negative. So how you feel about LeVar Ball? I love LeVar Ball. There you go. He took nothing to something. Yeah, bro. Jello finally, what he need to be rapping, doing what he supposed to do.

How you like Jello music? You fucking with it? Yeah, I fuck with it. I mean, anybody doing anything, bro, that's positive, bro. I rock with it, man. I love to see him getting his money. He ain't got to hit up little bro or big bro for no money no more. You know they were carrying that news.

Nah, bro, they feeling that shit, though. It is. It's love and everybody got it, though. Nah, I ain't got to go in my pocket and pay for the meal no more. They doing it. Jello good. I love to see it. Jello about to perform tonight, too. They doing it. Jello's good. I love to see it. Jello about to perform tonight, too.

It's lit. Yeah. All-star weekend. Turn him up. Who would have known, man? It was in the DNA, bro. Boys are expecting. They ain't been in all kind of ways, bro.

That is crazy. Legend. Lonzo. You know, he had his injuries, but he cold, too. He cold. Just read up, too. LaMelo. LaMelo.

He a superstar. Yeah. Then you read up, too. LaMelo. LaMelo. He a superstar. Yeah, I mean. Then you got your other son's a rap star. Y'all well done. Yeah, he called his trio. I told y'all. Different. That's a different.

So what you got in there right now? Who? In rapping right now for you. For me, Jello. Bro, he still. How long he going to be in the game? Be honest. He got that. He got a new record. How long he going to be in the game? Be honest. He got that.

He got a new record. How long he going to be in the game? How long it's going to last? He can last as long as he want to, bro. You think so? Because he got the marketing. OK. His daddy and them got the blueprint.

My little brother lit. I put something they put in the locker room. It's up, bro. When he dropped that baby, please. Yeah, bro. He got the kids. And they still got the kids, bro. My brother got them.

So he's straight. If he keep making good music like he is, though, he got to stay into that, stay within that old school rap, like the early 2000s. Yeah. That type of production, he'll excel. Hey, I feel about Drake's new album.

It's for everybody. It's not, I don't think that was like a Kendrick Lamar response. It was more like a, you know, this is for the everybody it's not i don't think that was like a kendrick lamar response it was more like a you know this is for the ladies for my rap niggas that want to hear some shit this for you like this is for like he got a spanish song on there it's just all around i wouldn't say cold album it just ain't for me though you know what's the frustrating part about it and shout out the part next door i wish that future on a lot of them songs instead of him.

Because if you hear some of them songs, it'd be like, Pluto on this, all this different. Yeah, but it just, it wasn't time for that. But the relationship

to a lot of people is rocky right now, so. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that album was cool. It wasn't my favorite Drake album. Nah. It was just,

it was good music. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I mean, if you out of town, I mean, across the water with your girl overseas or something, you can cut on a few of them records. Yeah, so a couple of them songs are for that. Drake make music for you.

He carried us for 17 years. Don't do that. Don't do Drake like that. No, I'm saying, though, he make music for when you on vacation, bro. He talking about some fly shit with the shorty. Yeah, like when you chill with your lady. The women gonna make that shit platinum regardless, so he ain't even got worried about us. I mean, it's a good album. It's Drake still. Yeah, we can't get it

fucked up. I always been a Drake fan when he rapped. So that's what I'm saying. I never was a singing Drake guy. Like, I think he still make good songs,

but when he rapped, even like when he did the battles, I thought his raps was fire in the battles. It was. Oh, it were. Kendrick just hit him

with some death blows. That's all it was. Yeah, but it was still good. Yeah, what he did was great. Drake shit was fire, but Kendrick just hit him with some death blows, bro. That's all it was. Yeah, but it was still good. Yeah, what he did was great. Drake shit was fire, but Kendrick just kept going. Like, Drake, stop. All right, I'm done. Kendrick was like, nah, I got some more.

This shit ain't over for me. Don't fall through. Yeah, so. But the new album, I'll play it. Yeah, I'm in the black culture. People still going to put Kendrick above Drake right now. I'll play it, too. I'm going to win my golf match. You know what I'm I play too. I'm gonna win my golf match.

You know what I'm saying? See what I'm saying? Wait a minute. He's here. There ain't no job. Because I'm playing it. It's a job if I don't listen to it. Nah, but why you playing to the golf match? Why don't you play it like I don't know, in a club?

On a club. Or at the family reunion? I'm banned. Well, we get out of here. Why are you banned from the family reunion, guy? I took the white girl to the family reunion. And, you know, I'm somebody now, you know. And she's somebody. And my family ain't used to that.

They were coming around. Get back. Get back. Goddamn it. Get back. Y'all had back. Goddamn it. All that bullshit.

Y'all got germs. Gotta keep your white girl healthy. Shit. What? My family should have changed when I got that white girl. You was treated like Taylor Swift? I ain't had to treat with the white girl. She got my credit game on point. I got a poodle now. I got a poodle kill. Oh yeah, I ain't got no Frenchies.

Poodles. Black ones. My niggas and that chick. 20,000 a puppy right now. So all the black people got Frenchies. Nigg got no Frenchies. 20,000 a puppy right now. So, I'm up. So, all the black people got Frenchies. Niggas got Frenchies. Man, niggas. Nigga, that's all black people

got now is Frenchies. And them niggas ain't even real food. Dog food. Them dogs eating leftovers. You ever seen a dog eat macaroni and cheese? That dog shit

for 75 minutes straight. I'm with the white girl now. My dog is a game. I ain't gonna lie. Every nigga I know that sell dogs got Frenchies. Yeah, bro. That ain't gonna lie. Every nigga I know that sell dogs got Frenchies. Yeah, bro. That's a new kid.

I know some fake. They left the pit bulls alone. Pit bulls don't even exist. My bitch stopped that shit. They hate it on big. Niggas, they want pit bulls. Rottweilers, German shit. I ain't seen a Rottweiler nigga

since 2005. I swear to God, I ain't seen a Rottweiler. Like a Rottweiler? Come on. I don't know. Dude. Man, I'm serious, dog. We gotta have you back, man. We got to have you back, man. You know how we get out over here, man.

Shout out to Mitchell and Ness. Appreciate y'all hosting us this weekend, man. Bubba Dug, we the ones tour. Make sure you pull up and support my guy, man. He's everywhere. Content going crazy. We'll be back next time. Club 520.

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