Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague calls Ja Morant a real MVP + Not talking to Paul George for months

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 26 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Ja Morant’s return to the Memphis Grizzlies where he hit a game-winner in his first game back. Jeff calls Ja a true MVP, as the Grizzlies got their swagger back with Ja in the lineup. Teague also tells a crazy story about him and Paul George going nearly 5 months not speaking to each other while playing for the Pacers! The fellas also break down the NBA season so far, and whether the Timberwolves, Nuggets, Thunder, or Clippers will come out of the western conference. 0:00 - Introduction01:00 - Foamposites08:00 - Smush Parker09:20 - Not talking to Paul George14:00 - Clippers look good15:00 - KD mad at the Suns16:45 - Best in the west18:25 - Ja Morant back23:00 - Timberwolves26:00 - Best signature moves29:30 - Best buzzer beater ever31:50 -  SGA vs. PG39:00 - Worst baby daddy on tv40:00 - Christmas recap43:30 - Returning Christmas gifts #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume. This is an iHeart Podcast. All right, we're back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. Mike is making too much fucking noise in the intro. He just felt like he got homes, man. We starting to hear all petty. He felt like he got homes, man.

Tell the cameraman and the sound man to stop making noise when he the nigga and the sound makes it funny here. Hey, man. Y'all crazy as hell, man.

New Year's same gang with me. I still got my dog to my left. Be here after privilege. My nigga, how you doing today, man? Cool and nasty, you know.

Shout out to the Black Bottle Boy. Shout out to my nigga PA for blessing the gang with a Bel Air package. Appreciate you, nasty. Hey, this is some new shit because I ain PA for blessing the gang with a Bel Air package. Appreciate you, Nasty. This is some new shit because I ain't never seen B here with a hat on. Yeah, I'm a Black Bottle Boy.

Shout out to Ricky. That advertisement game crazy. Still to my right, my dog, Young Nacho, Young Teague. How you doing, man? I'm chilling, bro. Chilling, bro. You double paired up. You got the 520 hat and the 520

only exclusive for me uh one on one it's a one on one for sure but nah hey this dropping this Thursday

or Thursday after this this Thursday oh it's lit alright so it ain't the new year yet so I gotta I ain't gonna wear I'm wearing all phones

for the first month of the new season new year I'm just gonna bring phones I'm rocking phones again damn for the first month of the new season, new year. I'm just going to bring foams. I'm rocking foams again. Damn. So I got some bullshit on today. God bless.

Your feet going to be dead. Straight foams. Every episode, foams for a month. Have you ever hooped in foams? Why would I ever disrespect my toes like that? When you're wearing a four-month straight shit, I figure you. Nah, I'm just going to wear them for the podcast. You know I wear the same

shoes every day. Shout out to Rondo, man. Rondo used to kill on the phones, man. Shout out to Mike Bibby. Little original joints. I opened a pair for like two games

and I was like, yeah, this is stupid. Like, niggas really dying over this shit. You can't even move in them shoes. That's the only shoe you can't even like

fucking bend. You can't crease that shoe. Markeith Morris wore them for years. I don't know how he did that. He fits. I still got my all red joints. He fits the criteria.

Facts. The all red foam posits? Mm-hmm. The all black ones is fire. Yeah. They will be worn on the show. But all black foam posits, you probably might rob that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying?

Luckily, this show's on. Are the all black foams worse than the all black forces? Oh, yeah. That's a different level. Fuck no. The all-black forces are way worse than the all-black phones. Watch your mouth.

If you got the all-black phones on, you a high-end robber. Like, you ain't just hitting little petty shit. Nah. You probably hitting some. So, he a petty thief? Oh, yeah.

He hitting the checking cash. Oh, no. The white license count I'm a bank robber. Yeah. That turned me into a real scammer. For sure. I'm more like, you know.

He checking the cash. I'm going to chase. No, no, no. Scammers like the past. It's T.D. Jakes without the extracurricular activities. Oh, Lord. T.D. is definitely a black bottom boy. He just addressed that about niggas like you.

In his last. Look at him telling. When he went to the pool piece. I would never disrespect my pool pick. You already did. You already did. So I would never address it. That boy called himself

a power bottle. What did he call it? A power bottle. A real PB. The real power bottle. What happened to T.D. Jakes, bro? He was getting cracks?

He was what? Allegedly. What'd he do? Getting cracked, nigga, because I ain't gonna lie. He was being cracked? He was what? Allegedly. What he do? Getting cracked, nigga. We ain't talking about eggs. On the pool pitch? Him and Diddy. I don't know the arena.

Probably in that baptismal pool, nigga. We're fucking thrashing it. That's crazy. They call them bottoms and tops, but you call that, motherfucker put power before that? It's one thing to be a forward, nigga,

when you a power forward. Nigga, were you a par forward? Nigga, Paul George is a forward. Nigga, Ben Wallace is a par forward. What? That's what they said? You ain't gonna make Ben Wallace, T.D. Jakeson. Listen, I didn't know what they was talking about, but I seen T.D. Jakeson.

I'm not gonna address this bull with my poop. Niggas always lie. You know what? I'm not gonna address that right here, my poop. Niggas always lie. You know what? I'm not going to dress that right here because this is too good of a place. Bitch, step down and tell us because that's a wild shit for you to just let go. Or just go live, bitch.

Man, kill Creflo. Oh, shit. Oh, man, what's the other nigga that end up getting AIDS? He end up dying. Damn. Damn. Damn. My YouTube people gonna fuck with me. He was a preacher?

Find that pastor in Atlanta. And they're touching them boys. What's the... Who was the nigga who had the Under Armour on? Fondy, Mike. Him. Eddie Long. Eddie Long died?

Yeah. Eddie Long ain't dead. He been dead. Eddie Long died. Eddie Long dead. Yeah. Eddie Long ain't dead. He been dead. Eddie Long died. Eddie Long dead. Yeah. Eddie Long. Yep.

On my mama. He dead. Eddie Long. He dead? When he sent that nigga the picture in the Under Armour, that's when I knew that he wasn't going up when he died. Because ain't no nigga. That nigga had an Under Armour sleeve and shirt with the dental.

Who had the worst photo? Him or Al Sharpton? Oh, shout out to Al. We ain't gonna put them niggas in the same tax bracket. Al Sharpton?

Fuck him. Al Sharpton, he hit the angle. I didn't even see it. Al was doing that for the bitches. No, he wasn't. Eddie was doing that

for the boys. Absolutely. Who was Al Sharpton, bitches? Hey, that's crazy. for the boys absolutely compared to this from the eddie logan's hilarious don't edit it out Luis D. Smith niggas be having under muscle shirts bro that's crazy man he had

this sleeveless under armor shirt with the denim that is disgusting have you ever took a selfie and sent it to a swim yeah everybody

took a selfie before I ain't really took no selfie I've never did it took a selfie I've never took a selfie and sent it to a girl. Yeah. I ain't talking about one sending the boy through the mail.

We got to correct one thing. The nigga died of cancer. Eddie Long. He died of cancer. Yeah. That's allegedly. He died of cancer. He probably had both.

Eddie Long died of cancer. Sorry, bro. Allegedly. Respect. There was rumors. For real? There were rumors. I don't know. He for sure hadedly. Respect. There was rumors. For real? There were rumors. I don't know.

He for sure had cancer. Okay. What's the name of it? Everything else was a rumor. What's the name of it? What's the name of it? I don't know. Thank you for clearing that up for us.

Thanks, Mike. I don't know what cancer is. That's funny. Nah, man. I just, I ain't never sent no picture to a girl. Just like, here, here's me.

Yeah. Selfies is crazy, bro. Like, I'm not even comfortable taking pictures anyway like I don't like taking pictures so I couldn't even

take a picture yeah I don't either shout out to your IG page yeah like people always say bro all you post is reels

I'll be like bro I don't take pictures bro I'm at work it's my work even if we did like taking them it ain't like

we ever get them anyway oh shots shout out to our... We can make a fucking collage. I mean, 2023. How many bitches we don't got? He's standing around,

walking around his booth. And we still don't get a pic. I'm about to airdrop him right now. Right now, I'm about to airdrop him. Turn your phone off. Goddamn G-Buck. I said it. Content we never see. Yeah, this nigga done laid down on. Turn your phone off. Goddamn G-Fuck. I said it. Content we never see.

Yeah, this nigga done laid down on his stomach in Jeff G. I'm gonna take his Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No fuck he didn't. No one let me

never got a fat No, never. No fuck he didn't. Never. I be here with a hat going for 30 minutes. Oh, God. Oh, man.

I ain't mad. That Smush Parker interview was funny as hell because that nigga said Kobe didn't speak for me for two years. He sat right next to me. Kobe out of pocket.

Yeah, Kobe fucked up for that. That's crazy. R.P. Bean, bro. Nah, yeah. You could've talked to him, bro. You could've said what up. I don't like that Smush just now saying something about it.

He said this before. Nah, he said this before. Oh, okay. We just didn't care. Yeah. It's just funnier now. Because I'm like, before. Oh, okay. We just didn't care. Yeah. It's just funnier now. Because I'm like, man, why would you just,

I didn't know. So I'm like, why would you just say something now to this man? Let this man rest in peace, bro. But if he already didn't express this before. He expressed this

when he was still here, bro. Yeah, Kobe could have. The man just was like, bro, like, how you doing? Did you watch the game? No, get the fucking work. You don't got enough

accolades to talk to me? That's crazy, bro. That's funny. I don't give a fuck who you are, bro. Me, I would talk so bad to Kobe that night. Yeah. Man, nigga, I would say something crazy. He probably would have got cut, but... I ought to risk my job that night.

Where did Smush go after the Lakers? I'm bringing up everything. I don't know. Did he hoop after that? I think it was a couple stops, but I don't think it was nowhere consistent. Did he go to Charlotte? I don't know. I liked Smush Parker, too, when he used to be in the league. I thought he was nice.

Unfortunately for me, he was just punch lines. Niggas just talk crazy about Smush. I liked him. I don't remember what he did. Just a solid player. That was effective. I thought he had a game. He could hoop.

Definitely was athletic, could hoop. He had effective. Thought he had game. He could hoop. Definitely was athletic, could hoop. He had handles. Playing with Lakers is probably going to be magnified. So whatever you don't do well. He was on the bad, bad Laker teams too. Oh, yeah, they were terrible. Yeah. Shout out to Smush, man.

Get well, bro. Get well. Your coworker not talking to you for two years is insane. Because what I do to you? I know a lot of cops, and they get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes. But there's a company dedicated to a future

where the answer will always be no. Across the country, cops called this taser the revolution. But not everyone was convinced it was that simple. Cops believed everything that taser told them. From Lava for Good and the team that brought you Bone Valley comes a story about what happened when a multibillion-dollar company dedicated itself to one visionary mission. This is Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated.

I get right back there and it's bad. It's really, really, really bad. Listen to new episodes of Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st, and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Ad-free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. I'm Clayton English.

I'm Greg Glod. And this is season two of the War on Drugs podcast. Yes, sir. We are back. In a big way. In a very big way. Real people, real perspectives. This is kind of star-studded a little bit, man. We got Ricky Williams, NFL player, Heisman Trophy winner.

It's just a compassionate choice to allow players all reasonable means to care for themselves. Music stars Marcus King, John Osborne from Brothers Osborne. We have this misunderstanding of what this quote-unquote drug man. Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. Got B-Real from Cypress Hill. NHL enforcer Riley Cote. Marine Corvette.

MMA fighter Liz Karamush. What we're doing now isn't working, and we need to change things. Stories matter, and it brings a face to them. It makes it real. It really does. It makes it real. Listen to new episodes of the War on Drugs podcast season two on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

you get your podcasts. And to hear episodes one week early and ad-free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. When I think about it, it's amazing that me and Paul George didn't talk for like four or five months. Like it was like four months.

We were out of pocket. Four months? Yeah, we didn't talk. And we was like Smush Parker and Kobe. He wouldn't say that shit to me though. But we was like Smush Parker and Kobe. Going four months is crazy because I have to

play in the game with each other. Yeah, we did not talk. So did niggas communicate in the game or just like, fuck it?

Yeah, we communicated during the game, but I'm saying like off the court, we just didn't talk. And I don't even know why. That's crazy.

Yeah. Shit, when did y'all just start talking? Like, how did they? we had a plane ride and Aaron Brooks made us talk.

Shout out to Aaron Brooks. Aaron Brooks maybe took off my headphone, said, you're going to talk today, motherfucker. I don't care about that Indianapolis shit. You're going to talk. That's how we get in. I was like, he's like, I don't got no problem with you. I was like, I don't got no problem with you.

He said, then why the fuck y'all don't talk? So what are we going to talk about? And then we actually started talking a little bit. He got cool. We both started popping out. Yeah, he came out to a couple parties I did.

Yeah. Yeah, it became cool. It took for Nick to be trapped on the plane ride to talk to each other. Yeah, because we didn't talk.

I wasn't gonna say nothing. I don't think he was either. We legit just like walked by each other. They get on the court and be like, hey, if you see me in the corner,

just throw it up. I go get it. And then we get off the court like nigga I ain't never seen you before families can walk by each other they say that shit it was weird

on Twitter they say you were one of the first niggas in the NBA with work-life balance he just whooped and went home who the fuck said that work-life balance is crazy it was like Jim just said work

while he played basketball I did bro I did Who the fuck said that? Work life, man. I was just crazy. It was like, Jim just said work. Why he play basketball? I did, bro. I did. I was childish, man. That's funny as hell. The funny part about it is y'all was good. Yeah, we was straight.

So that was successful which y'all niggas not talking. Y'all was still winning games. We probably talked. We probably would have won more. Like, damn. Yeah, we tried to get too,

we tried to get cool too late. I definitely tried to get cool when my when it was my contract time. I was like, PG! Nigga heard them numbers he was finna get. What's good, bro? You're gonna be MVP next year. Having something at the house

tonight. You hungry? Got the chef coming. Salad. Oh, nigga. It's live. You hungry? Got the chef. Got the chef coming. It's live. It's live. Oh, man. We had a little rumblings. He was ready to leave. I was calling him.

Boy, you straight? You got a softball game? I'm coming. I'll be there. The infamous softball game. Yeah, I'll be there. Nigga got that mic, said, I'm staying.

I said, whoo. You're going to win if you pee next year, nigga. I'm going to make sure of it. The nigga left. I ain't talking to niggas since. Like, you're going to win VP next year, nigga. I'm going to make sure of it. That nigga left. I ain't talking to niggas since. Like, you know what, Jeff? Go on, get your ass brought here, too.

Exactly how he did me. My buddy was depending on PG. My buddy was depending on bro, bro. Bounce, I was hurt. That nigga sound good. That nigga ain't depending on nobody since. I was there. I ain't talking to me. Your PG could be better next year. Yeah, gotta

make sure he's happy. Yeah, I got you. Everything is what? Will we pay for the hoes? No, for sure. Boy, would've been in the position he in now. I was doing whatever,

bro. When we fly, man. I was just saying, bro. I was ready for the team. The red carpet ready to be laid out. Man, what? You want to go to Atlanta? For sure.

Trust me. I know everywhere to go. I was going to roll it out for him, man. The funny part about that is everybody acted so surprised about that, except Nate. When Kevin, Nate was just like, told y'all. Nate knew, though.

Nate knew. Nate told me, he was like, you know, P.O. won't be here, man. That's why I always fucked with him, though, even though I used to hate the way he did certain stuff with y'all media-wise, but he was always, like, he was, like, a hundred about shit. I always fucked with that, because a lot of these coaches don't be like that at all. Nate was real, man.

He told me when I got there, he was like, man, make sure PG happy. Give him the rock and do your thing. But he was like, you know, he ready to lead though. He want to go to LA. He ain't trying to be out here. Yeah. And I was like, oh. We said, you want to go to LA?

Cool. Okay. See, it is. That is fucked up. He was going to get there, though. Yeah. He got there. I don't know why people think he ever going to leave.

He wanted to be there. Man, I hate that. That whole fantasy Pacers talking about, PG, come back next year? Why the fuck would he come back here? Nah. Why? I love here, but why would he come back here? Why?

And that new arena they got? Come on, bro. Y'all crazy, bro. They just won what? Ten games in a row? Yeah. Y'all, we got to put some more. We got to put some more respect on the Clippers, man.

We got to, bro. And honestly, we said it here first. I don't give a fuck. Let them niggas figure it out. It was going to be okay. Once the minutes got staggered, now they look how they supposed to look, bro. Yeah, I was never really a non-believer. It just takes time it's

just a lot of people a lot of egos some is real deal hoopers over there everybody was a star on their team or putting all them on one team and thinking it's gonna go you got four people who probably might be in the hall of fame bro it'll take time bro definitely all gonna be in the hall of fame that's five who am i cutting out yeah russ Russ, Kawhi, PG, James. Don't they got somebody else over there? I don't think nobody else is going to

hop in. They're right there. They're right there? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I'm going to throw somebody in there. Shout out to

Norman Powell, but I don't know about his. EMP? Relax. Relax. Easy. We ain't going to

slight him. We're not going to do that either. Ah, fuck y'all. My nigga PJ over there. Free PJ. PJ don't want to be free. They winning not going to do that either. Ah, fuck y'all. My nigga PJ over there. Free PJ. PJ don't want to be free. They winning.

Look, you heard nothing else about them winning bigger roles. Nah, man. PJ want to hoop. The Suns start winning. We ain't going to hear from EJ no more. But them niggas keep losing.

KD. KD talking about he frustrated. Nigga, stop taking everybody's assets when you go to teams and complaining about having people to play with, bro.

Yeah, they got rid of a lot to get them. Literally. They had to. They shouldn't be complaining though. It's really Brad Bill being out. Yeah. Now, I say this. Does he have a right to be upset about that? Because if you know Brad Bill's history, you know that

Brad is injury prone. Yeah. You took a gamble on that, you can't be upset about that. Yeah, I think they should've went and got another point guard though like John Wall being available I mean I don't know how healthy he is or whatever I don't know all that but just his presence as a point

guard like making passes and stuff they need I don't know how explosive he is right now but they need a general at least come off the bench they gotta take Devin Booker off the ball and let him be

D-Book like D-Book scoring and killing is way better than him trying to facilitate the ball I watched him last night

against Dallas and it's just like him and KD can't be they self cause they both trying to get other people involved and they getting

double teamed they gotta throw the ball to certain people. Even though Grayson Allen was hooping, it's just like, I'd rather have Devin Booker taking them shots. Like you said, they got to take too much away from themselves to facilitate, and that's not really their game. And you looked at the Mavs last night with one star,

and it looked like, oh, you know, having solid role players does make a fucking difference in your team. Yeah, yeah. But, I don't know. John Wall's still out there, so. Hell yeah. At least we know he can pass the ball. You know he can do that.

He'll push the ball and pass it. Yeah. That's a good pickup for them, for sure. How y'all feeling about the West, man? Because I don't... I told y'all the West was better than the East. Y'all tried to crucify me for that shit.

I think you're wrong. I think the best teams in the East... No, nigga. The best records are in the... reside in the West, on the West Coast, bro. Who's your top best teams in the East. No, nigga. The best records reside on the West Coast, bro. Who are your top three teams in the West? No order. No order.

I told y'all. Y'all slandered me for my OKC take two. They've been hooping. They have been. Minnesota, been hooping. They definitely have been. That's not a team I'm vouching for, though. And the goddamn Clippers, bro.

Yeah. What about Denver? Denver's the best. My the goddamn Clippers, bro. Yeah. What about Denver? Denver's the best. My favorite. I mean, shit, I don't, Denver ain't my favorite, but to win it,

probably, for sure. Kings going crazy two on the low. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The East is top heavy with a couple, but I feel like

them top couple teams in the East is all championship contenders. I don't feel like everybody in the West is championship contenders. You got Milwaukee, Boston, yeah. It got Milwaukee, Boston.

Yeah. It gets spooky. Yeah. I told y'all. Philly is having a cool year, but it's just Philly. We know they're going to go second round and lose anyway.

Then you got Atlanta. Dark. Dark. Atlanta, that's tough. You know what I'm saying? Who else we got? Toronto. Dark. Pacers. Dark. My niggas. that's tough damn something who else we got uh toronto

my niggas no uh hey if we don't get tyrese a fucking second story i'm no expert guys i'm just i'm no expert guys i told y'all the fucking east is weak as hell man it's more dangerous out West, bro. Teams are, it's real teams out West. Better role players are out West, bro, than the East. I agree. I know I be saying, I be having some crazy takes just for GP to spice the show up, but I'm standing on my West shit, bro.

I'm rolling. Better niggas out there. I like the West. What's up? I know a lot of cops, and they get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes. But there's a company

dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no. Across the country, cops called this taser the revolution. But not everyone was convinced it was that simple. Cops believed everything that taser told them. From Lava for Good and the team that brought you Bone Valley comes a story about what happened when a multibillion-dollar company

dedicated itself to one visionary mission. This is Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad. It's really, really, really bad. Listen to new episodes of Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st, and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on

June 4th. Ad-free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. I'm Clayton English. I'm Greg Glod. And this is Season 2 of the War on Drugs podcast. Yes, sir. We are back. In a big way. In a very big way. Real people, real perspectives. This is kind of star-studded a little bit, man.

We got Ricky Williams, NFL player, Heisman Trophy winner. It's just a compassionate choice to allow players all reasonable means to care for themselves. Music stars Marcus King, John Osborne from Brothers Osborne. We have this misunderstanding of what this quote-unquote drug thing is. Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. We got B-unquote drug thing is. Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. Got B-Real from Cypress Hill. NHL enforcer Riley Cote.

Marine Corps vet. MMA fighter Liz Karamush. What we're doing now isn't working, and we need to change things. Stories matter, and it brings a face to them. It makes it real. It really does. It makes it real. Listen to new episodes of the War on Drugs podcast season two

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear episodes one week early and ad-free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. Speaking of the West, Jai coming back. And shit, I don't give a fuck. They trash, though.

They are trash without him. For sure. Injuries hurt that team a lot, too, because they don't got two starters. Marcus Park coming back in a couple weeks, but losing Steven Adams hurt the fuck out of them

but that nigga been killing bro. Nah, that's for sure bro. He gonna do his thing. He Jai. I don't know why niggas thought it was

gonna be spooky when he came back. But they gotta overcome a lot for them to even be in contention again bro. Oh, they're not gonna make the playoffs probably.

If they do, it'll probably be a very low and it ain't gonna be worth them making the playoffs. If they was in the East they could make it.

Shit. You ain't lying. They could making the playoffs. If they was in the East, they could make it. Shit. You ain't lying. They could make it, bro. But Ja, like, he like the heart and soul, the heartbeat of their team. Like, when he come back,

they hold swag different. Yeah. Even their interviews is different afterwards. Like, they, like, he really captivating, though. Jaren Jackson is definitely a different player with Ja.

Man, fuck. Oh, because without. My Lord. Like, he's the definition of a MVP with Ja. Man, fuck. Oh, because without. My Lord. Like, he's the definition of an MVP. Yeah. Like, he's really the most valuable player of his team. Because it's like night and day, bro. It's like night and day.

Yeah. In two different teams, bro. Because they real. There's no disrespect to them. But without him, bro, that's a real basic team, bro. Nah, they weak. No, without him, they're ass. That's what I'm saying.

They was weak. I don't want to be calling NBA players. I don't know how team, bro. Nah, they weak. No, without him, they're ass. Respectfully. I don't want to be calling NBA players. I don't know how y'all get. I'm saying, not the players in general, but as a team, they was weak. Yeah, nobody individually, like, they got two niggas on their team who got max deals, but we just saw what they did without him. Because I want to say them niggas was down 17 or 18 games before he came back, bro.

Y'all? Them niggas lost a lot of fucking games. But is that the best return like that y'all ever seen? Nah, Michael Jordan. What was Michael Jordan's first game? I don't think he murdered, killed, did he?

He killed against the Magic. He came back versus the Magic. He hooped. Nah, he ain't killed. You remember he had a bad game and then he was like, I need my 23.

He came back with a 45. Yeah. They did lose. They lose. Y'all came back and got a fucking game and he was like, I need my 23. He came back with a 45. Yeah. They got that. They did lose. They lose. Y'all came back and got a fucking game winner. Game winner, bro.

That's tough. Down with, they was down 27. Oh, you mean just that game? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about. Oh, we know Michael Jordan got the best.

I thought you meant the return. No, I'm talking about like the return game. My fault. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The game winner is tough. Oh, yeah.

I'll give you that. Just with the game winner and what you had against your back, yeah. I'll give you that. Just with the game winner and what you had against your back, Paul. It's like, what you was playing up against, bro. My brother's waiting

to see you fall. For sure. Because at one point, I started saying people were just like, Jalen Brunson, John Morant, chill out.

Jalen Brunson's having a great fucking year. Niggas said Tyrese Halliburton was better than John Morant. That's crazy. Definitely Jalen Brunson. And there was somebody else up there, too. I didn't like none of that shit.

Y'all out of pocket. I might have disrespected Ja on my top ten. But I was going with going into the season. I knew he wasn't starting it. But Ja is definitely top three point guards in the league. He should make the all-star team. I don't care. I know the rules about it.

But he should be on the fucking all-star team. He's number one influential player, too. Oh, for sure. Especially to the kids. Facts. I want to say one. He's probably top of one because LaMelo Ball got these young niggas in the chokehold.

Ja Morant more famous than LaMelo. For sure, but I think as far as the influence of these young kids, as far as what they want to wear and shit, all these young niggas want the Mellos, bro. That's they shit. They treating the Jaws like the Kyrie's. I love the Mello.

I do. Hey. You be in them gyms, too. I know. I'm worldwide west. I know. But I'm saying, though, bro, that jaw effect is different, bro.

Yeah, it's a real effect. Nah, it's different, bro. That goes from the shoes to the swag to the hair. The jaw effect is different, bro. Yeah, it's a real effect. Nah, it's different, bro. That goes from the shoes to the swag to the hair. Nah, off the court, definitely jaw. That's a lot, bro. Yeah, everybody doing that gritty dance all the time. He that Iverson, bro. Yeah, bro.

Yeah, it fucks. That nigga's getting that blonde shit in they hair on they twisties. Come on, Lil Reese got the two-strand twist because of this nigga. I said, damn, you need to find better role models. See, Reese is a blend because he got the twisties? Come on. Lil Reese got the two-strand twist because of this nigga. I said, damn, you need to find better role models. See,

Reese is a blend because he got the twisties with the mellows. I think I like skin. I think I like skin. He is mixed, baby.

We got to get our heads around him early, man. Lord, pray for him. The mellows. We're going to the

league. And he talk like Anthony Edwards. So we got to get him got to wrap up. It's in the video. That's right. Don't let the bitches play.

We got to get our arms around this kid early. Them three niggas are fraud as a whole. I love the way the NBA is going. And I don't feel like it's not talked about enough.

Them having that top seed, bro, they are playing great basketball. And me included. As much as we said the Minnesota Timberwolves were dumb as fuck for trading for Rudy Gobert, that shit has worked out so far. No, they're playing great. I love Minnesota.

The love that me and Minnesota share for one another is crazy. But no, they really are playing really good. I love Minnesota. I might as well steal that one. that me and minnesota share for one another it's crazy but now they really are playing really good i might just steal that one i couldn't believe that it's actually working though go bear cat i never would have seen that working but somehow they figured it out and they said that was gonna work i watched the interview cast everybody hating saying this ain't gonna work but they shut me up so shout out to mike conley. Yeah. Keep the shit balanced over there. For sure. For sure. That's what a Phoenix need.

For sure. For sure. You know what I mean? Somebody like that. Who you think Phoenix can get to take that role? The only person

I can think of is John Wall unless they trade for somebody. Because all these teams now, even with the Pacers, they are coveting

that second point guard. Andrew Nimhar can do no wrong in their eyes. And he be playing well, but everybody who got a backup point guard that could go, ain't nobody letting

that shit go right now. I seen that we still want TJ McConnell. He can fly. He'll be good for them though. He would be perfect for them. Yeah. Yeah, we'll take

a first round pick, send it. Hell no. Damn God, is that trade for Katie anyway? They will get it. Somebody from the Mad Ants. They don't do that. fresh round pick send it damn I got it because they trade for Katie anyway for the white from the mad ants they don't do that

I think they work for quarter but he will be a good fit over there though TJ Nash that's crazy that's out of pocket

but nah he'll fit them he definitely will fit them man fuck the Suns man I don't want them to be successful man

just because y'all had the team that could've did. Just because y'all had the team that could've did some shit and y'all could've just did something simple, but nah, and they gotta go get

Kevin Durant and that's what happens. Every time KD come to y'all team, look what fucking happens, man. We don't have no KD smut on here. It's just bad luck, man.

It's always bad luck, huh? Best player in the league, man. Still, man. KD's special, bro. Nah, of course. He's still the best player in the league? Best, greatest scorer of all time, man. Still, man. KD's special, bro. No, of course. He's still the best player in the league? Best, greatest scorer

of all time, bro. Size Michael Joy. Give me KD, Z, bro. All three levels, bro. All three levels. Nah, no disrespect to KD, but... Nah, you ain't disrespecting

him, that's your opinion, but I'm taking KD. Shout out to Wanda, son. That nigga cold. But you're not gonna take him over. Wanda, that's MJ mama, but I'm taking KD. Count the Wanda, son. That nigga cold. But you're not going to take him over. Wanda, that's MJ mama? No.

That was MJ wife. Yeah. What a deal. Nah, but KD is the greatest scorer of all time. I was just saying. Is Shaq the best center of all time? Yes. I'm rolling.

Only in off the court. Shaq is definitely the best center of all time. I don't know about off the court Shaq is definitely The best center I don't know about Off the court That's Will Oh no Will off the court He can never

Sure Shaq couldn't fuck With Will off the court Hell no I don't care what Shaq Did off the court bro He could not bro Will was undeniable bro

It's no competing Nah bro You know in boxing They be telling niggas Not to hoop Off the court before You gonna fuck some shit up Shit on Denial, bro. It's no competing. Nah, bro. It's putting too much work. You know in boxing, they be telling niggas not to hoop off the court before you go fuck some shit up. Shit. That nigga with this nigga

50, 30, 40. Two before the game, two after the game. And we ain't talking beers. Neck dinner in Hale Town. Nigga, the hotel room like Kenny Smith dropping 40-year-old niggas.

God, bro. We'll off the court for sure. But on the court, Shaquille O'Neal. I'll be hanging this like, Kareem, bro, do you know what Shaq would have did

if he had fucking Magic Johnson? Look what he did with Penny. But Kareem used to hit niggas with that hooky. That shit was the weakest. He got the weakest signature shot ever, bro. Yeah, that's a fucking hook.

That shit trash, bro. I got the weakest signature shot ever, bro. Yeah, that's... A fucking hook. That shit trash, bro. I got that nigga 300,000 points. That nigga MJ got a fadeaway. Dominique Wilkins known for the windmill. Nigga, I'm known for a fucking sky hook. Bro, that bitch was splashed, bro. That shit was cash. But, like, who the fuck...

That shit annoying, bro. Yeah, that shit ugly. You make the game look old. You can't block it. You can't. You can't do shit about it. Bro, that's cold, bro. But you gotta hate, though.

It's like the cold fundamental thing. Like, yeah, you cold, nigga, but ugh, this shit wicked. Nah, that's like when you play against a motherfucking, like, a fighting game and they did the same move. You can't beat your ass, bro. Nigga keep jabbing with the left jab. What's the nigga on Street Fighter

had to do? He had to. On the down seat. I mean, he just keep doing that shit. He like with that weak ass move. Nigga, this is a cheat, bro.

Yeah, Kareem, because I'm like, damn, he didn't have no pity pad. Nothing. He used to swat shit, though. Yeah, but those are better. Nigga, you better.

Those motherfuckers see this block, I'm about to raise his leg. Get the fuck out of here. But Iverson known for his crossover. Mm-hmm. MJ for his fadeaway. Like I said, Dominique for his windmill.

And he got the sky hook. Who else known for something? Melo, first step. Impeccable. Damn. I don't know. I don't fuck with nobody else. Damn, man. You don't like no other players? Nah. Not to be paying attention likeable. Damn. I don't know. I don't fuck with nobody else. Damn, man.

You don't like no other players? Nah. Not to be paying attention like that. Damn. My nigga, J.R. Smith, had to go celebrations. I was watching his montage the other day. J.R. Smith in New York is one of my favorite players of all time. Nah, he had some fire celebrations.

He was turnt up. When he looked off Melo for that game winner and missed, it's one of my favorite clips of all time. Run the clip, Luis, because I don't remember. Melo was pissed. Nigga, J.R. said, Luis, because I don't remember. Mello was pissed at nigga. I said, yeah, I got you. So I stepped. Steph known for the tray ball.

Far back tray ball. Steph celebration crazy, too. Yeah. That sleepy shit is funny as hell. As immature as it, niggas be mad as fuck, and you can't do nothing about it. Yeah. Facts, nigga did that to me on 2K the other day. I was so shitty.

Yeah. I ain't going to lie. Whoever you are, fuck you. He had 47 2K the other day I was so shitty Yeah I ain't gonna lie Whoever you are Fuck you He had 47 I was shitty I was trying I had no Gatorade bitch He was running all around the court

They said it's screwy They had no Gatorade He was cashing And these You hoe ass niggas Keenan Westside Damn Y'all wasn't helping for shit

I'm like switch These niggas was I felt like Clay Thompson. Like I was playing Clay again. Like, switch, motherfucker. They wouldn't switch nothing. Nah, take this next. Nigga at 47.

Nigga, I just started. I started denying that nigga at the end. I wasn't letting him get 50. 47 is crazy. Fucking bucket. Hey, what's worse? When Steph hit that motherfucking three in OKC and he started dancing

all in the backcourt with that that damn bye-bye wave. Bye-bye. Season over. He broke a franchise up. Season over.

Bye-bye. That bye-bye was crazy. But when Steph started fake C-walking and they caught that timeout and they kept showing that three again it was one of the funniest

shits ever. Them niggas was mad as hell. They was mad as a bitch. That Dame shot was crazy, though. That shit vicious. Yeah, that shit was. The Father Stretch My Hands compilation to that, bro, is one of the hardest. Y'all say that.

I think that might be the greatest, besides MJ's double clutch over Cleveland. Over Elo? Yeah, that might be the greatest shot. My favorite MJ moment was the... It's low key. What's the nigga that look like Jaheim? He crossed Byron Russell in Utah. You said that Byron Russell like Jaheim?

He do. Now or then? Both. When MJ hit that nigga with that move, bro, push off or not, that was the... That's the greatest... That's the greatest shit I've ever seen. That wasn't a game winner, though.

That was a... It wasn't a game. It was a final shot at a game. It was a final shot at a game. But I'm saying, to hit the buzzer, Dame got the greatest shot to hit the buzzer. Yeah, bro. Do you think Craig Elo or Dame?

That Dame shot is different. Yeah, Dame. Do you think Craig Elo or Dame? That Dame shot is different. Yeah, Dame got the greatest. What about Derrick Fisher on San Antonio? Who gives a fuck? The.4 turnaround. That was a tough shot, but it's Derrick Fisher. We don't lie to him. Yeah, nigga, I'm not giving Derrick Fisher no props for this show.

You could have said Robert O'Rourke or something. Robert O'Rourke. That wasn't the last shot, though, was it? It was a walk-off on it. It's a lot of moments, bro. It's a playoff game, too. So who y'all got? Who's the greatest?

I'm taking MJ, though. I just said. I'm going to roll with that, though. I'm going to roll with that, too. I'm going to roll with that. If Jordan would have had social media, it probably would have been bigger because they would have went crazy with that footage.

That's why Jordan win, bro. Y'all taking Dame shot over Jordan It's crazy The wave Bro the wave To the niggas That was talking crazy to you And then that team

Did not exist next year You ended the year You ended everything The niggas was gone That's crazy Them niggas was talking bad to you It's funny Cause I seen Doc Rivers

He was like Talking about that He was like Yeah I did not want to Trade Shea Gilders to Alexander. And I was like, damn, Doc. He had to, though. Had no choice.

Yeah, him. They put the gun to his head. Yeah. That was his guy, though. He like drafted him, so I get it. I like him. Is Shea better than Paul George? No.

Today? Yes. Fuck no. Today, yes. Never, bro. y'all got Paul George fucked up no we don't

Paul George is cold I just asked a question I never said y'all got poor Don nigga Paul George y'all picking a team right now

you taking Paul George or Shay wait am I starting a team or am I going to like just go win the game if I'm starting a team I have to take Shay cause he younger

nigga we just picking a team like nigga we about to go hoop who you taking Paul George bro I'm starting a team, I have to take Shea because he younger. Nigga. Yeah. We just picking a team. Like, nigga, we about to go hoop. Who you taking? Paul George, bro. I'm going to take Shea. I'm taking Shea, bro. Right now, to this day, Paul George.

Shea Cole. He top five in the league, Cole. Pauly P. different. Pauly P. is too. Top five in the league right now? That's tough. Pauly P. Nah, bro. Top five. the league right now? That's tough. Pauly P. Nah, bro.

Top five. No disrespect. We'll never disrespect. Offensive player, two-way, however you want to mix it up. Smoothest game in the NBA. By far. It's Shea. Nah.

Shea got the smoothest game in the league, bro. Who got better handle? Shea. Shea. Ooh, I like that conversation. That boy back different. Paul George Shit That step back

Between the legs Front back pause Is crazy bro Nah he got gay But Shea gives it to Alexander bro I ain't gonna hold you The pull up three From PG

Crazy Shea don't got the pull up three The The goddamn Walk down Nigga come off the curl Spin Lay lay PG Nah we ain't gonna talk about lay goddamn walk down nigga come off the curl spin lay lay

PG nah we ain't gonna talk about lay Shea got the craziest lay up mid range round the basket round the basket game it's crazy

but PG I've never seen somebody dribble through the legs as smooth as PG that nigga be full full speed doing that shit and it look slow as hell but it's perfect bro

half motherfucking 180 fade away when he get to stopping on a dime boy Full speed doing that shit And it looks slow as hell But it's perfect bro And a spin Half motherfucking one Y'all better go look at Shea When he get to Stopping on the dime Boy Man I'm sorry And PG shit

Low What you think Shea shit I love niggas that dribble You know low like Man come on man Man that's a great debate I'm taking Shea bro I ain't gonna lie

Speaking of low dribbling I watched that Joe Johnson Paul Pierce highlight Like seven times yesterday Laughing I was like Why the fuck did Paulce reach for that he was tired but the dribble low shout out to little mookie i got that low handle pity pat bro is different shot

he more kind of stand up he's too shifty bro he uh hezy he too shifty bro i ain't gonna lie he he talked about he dropped fire captions after he beat lie he top five and he drop fire captions after he beat niggas that's the thing I fuck with and he be fresh as fuck he do don't put your holland up

after you just killed me with a caption he kills you put his holland up with a cold ass fit he the artist sometimes they be a little they be out of pocket

they be wild he's a fashion he's a fashion weak nigga that's a fashion weak nigga but his game though his game is nice damn well you would be

shitty if you would've got on Instagram and he made a play on you I can't believe y'all said Paul George not better than Shaw just today

I would never expect in the prom no I would definitely I'm going PG all day but today I don't know you gotta think bro he averaging 30

with ease bro special talent I love to go check I don't know what you guys think bro he averaging 30 with ease bro special talent I love him Chet I love them bro they got a whip that nigga Paul George he got OKC

popping with if Paul George would have never said that gump ass shit about him never could be the number one nigga bro if he put that confidence

into himself bro he'd be the best player in the NBA bro you ain't gotta worry about that with Chet you ain't even thinking like that bro he killing so, bro. You ain't got to worry about that with Shea. You ain't even thinking like that. Bro, he killing so bad, niggas ain't even talking about Josh Gittin no more.

That's where I get y'all to nod just a little bit, how niggas approach the game. Paul George approached it like Scottie Pippen. Shea approached that bitch like Jordan. So I give you that. But outside of that, bro, if you just looking on that eye test for the game, bro, Paul George that, bro, if you're just looking at on that eye test for the game, bro, Paul George different, bro.

And I wonder, I wonder how Paul George's career would have been if from day one he got to had a keys like that. Because, you know, okay, see what you're building

like a motherfucker. So Shea got to do what the fuck he wanted to. He started off with the Clippers, though. I mean, yeah, but there they had a structure. I'm talking about he got to just go in

like when he was time for doing what the fuck he wanted to. PG had to was time for just do what the fuck he wanted to. PG had to take the time to do what the fuck he wanted to. So he did, too. Yeah, because he went there and he was just, okay, see, they had CP, Dennis. He had a way. He had a way. And then when they gave that motherfucker to him.

Because, I mean, Paul George had patience, too. He had the keys. For sure. Because Danny Granger, fuck him. Danny got hurt and he knew what was up. Thank God. He had the keys. For sure. Because Danny Granger, fuck him. Danny got hurt and knew what was up. Thank God. I'll do that.

My nigga Danny Granger made the all-star team. He held us down. We had fucking Troy Murphy on the roster. That nigga's a gum. Nah, Danny Granger the GOAT. I seen Danny Granger

on Expo. He had an all-white Nike track suit on the flip-flops with three hard hoes with him. I said, that nigga cold. I had to respect.

It's off-court activities alone. Respect Danny Granger. It was not his hoes. Three hard hoes. It's hard. He had three hard hoes with him. I said, that nigga cold. I had to respect. It's off-court activities alone. Respect that nigga. It was not his hoes. Three hard hoes. He had three hard hoes. No cap shots of my nigga Swerve. He was with me. He had a white Nike suit on

and three hard bitches with him. I was like, damn, that's cold. He got flip-flops on and they dressed up. DJ was off the dust. God damn. That was when my nigga was on that powder yowter. Now I'm a butt of real. Now I'm nuts on.

Parker sets. Molly Parker sets. The real Swiss party. I'll be in the Parker set, Tony. Damn. Don't do Tony like that. One of the greatest BGs ever all. Don't go to the club with that nigga.

He'll slide on your joint. He will. He a dirty motherfucker. Oh, so it was Tony, that nigga. He'll slide on your joint. He will. He a dirty motherfucker. Oh, so it was Tony that was sliding. I thought that was J. Rich. Allegedly. Damn.

Damn. Tony Parker's a piece of shit. Who else? Nah, they was doing Steve Nash like that. Yeah, that's what they said. Oh, that's fucked up. I thought it was

the Berry Brothers. I got my stories all fucked up. Nah, T.P. was on. John Berry was on. Yeah. Brent. Nah, we allegedly. One of the Ber Brothers. I got my stories all fucked up. Nah, TP was on John Berry. Yeah. Brent. We allegedly. One of the Berries.

Shout out to the Berry lineage. That's why I didn't feel bad for Tony Parker. Where he got that? That shit in the club. That was karma, bro. He's out of pocket. Yeah, he slid on somebody's joint.

That's crazy. On your team. Not just how you tell all the motherfucker because you always tell them, but I'm saying, have you ever experienced that or known that in the motherfucker because you always tell them but I'm saying have you ever experienced that or known that in the NBA

while you was in there a story like that when somebody slid on somebody have you ever heard of that cracking your teammate wife no I'm just saying in general I never heard nobody cracking their teammate wife

oh okay I heard niggas cracking a chick that a girl that wife I mean a nigga that wife a girl that niggas cracked before yeah yeah okay

hey man I seen a deleted scene from a girl that niggas crack before. Yeah, okay. Hey man, I seen a deleted scene from Baby Boy that I never saw in my life and it made the movie that much funnier. I did not know Jody lived that close to his first baby mama. He was like across the street. Oh yeah, for real? He was over there and she had those niggas.

I seen that. She said, hey, y'all can't fight in my room. I said, oh, she's a real one. Damn. He was a raggedy nigga. Who was worse? Jody was a piece of shit. He was, bro.

Jody's one of the worst baby daddies of all time. I was about to say, who's the worst baby daddy on TV? Oh, Jody, he has a, he's number one seed for sure. I was about to say somebody never won TV that's what I say real life TV they a piece of shit

the real life power rangers would turn this bitch they had a they had a TV show oh fuck he had that baby I'm saying we're going to Disney World

while riding a bike you're not gonna get any fucking worst baby daddy on TV probably Carl Winslow what what he do?

That's family, man. He's great. Just because his wife was weak don't mean he was a bad person. Nah, just because he was the first power bottle. That's my pick. I'm going to say Carl Winslow.

T.D. Winslow? I'm going to let y'all pick. I'm going to go Frank Mitchell from Moesha. He was a piece of shit. He was a bad... Mitchell from Moesha he was a piece of shit he was a bad he told Moesha that her brother was his cousin

no he was a bad dad wow that's a good one she wore a tank top he said you little hoe that's a bad dad that is a good one oh man

that's a good one that's a tough act to follow bro nah I'm gonna go with Stevie J That is a good one. Oh, man. That's a good one. That's a tough act to follow, bro. Nah, I'm going to go with Stevie J. Oh, Stevie J's a legend. He's a bad baby dad, bro. Oh, Stevie J? Yeah.

Before we get out of here, man, y'all niggas have cool Christmas. I know you went to the movies and shit. Yeah, I went and seen about four movies in one day, man. I'm sick of the movies. I don't want no more popcorn. I don't want no more nachos, icies,

dipping dots. I don't want none of that shit. A doubleheader at the movie theater is crazy. Facts. We need to go see Color Purple and the Iron Claw. Damn. Defund Color Purple. Please do.

Boring. I swear, if I see one of y'all more, I've never seen so many niggas in one spot. I ain't gonna lie. That's the first time I got scared. Because it was old niggas. I'm like, P got scared.

P was with me. But she was like excited about it. Like, everybody talks how good this movie is. I'm like, this is about niggas. Like, this ain't niggas. Like, this ain't gonna be your type of movie. The first one is so crazy

because I was like, why are we so happy that this woman is getting beat and thrown into a lifestyle she doesn't want to live in? And everybody's like, let's watch it again. I'm like,

nigga, she got sold. Like, this is nuts. Oh, man. And Harpo was one of the, Harpo was crazy. The fact that, Danny Glover's a piece of shit. Facts. He played the shit one of the... Harpo was crazy. The fact that... That nigga loves the pizza shit.

Facts. He played the shit out of that roll. Man, didn't he? He liked Clifton Powell. That play the rolls too good. Yeah. What if they say

about Clifton Powell? What's my favorite one? That nigga said, let's take a picture. He said, where I know you from? Movie, you touching them kids.

Nah, nah, I'm not a nigga for another movie. That take me out every time. That one take me out every time. You can't play the roles, bro, and not deal with it in real life, man. Yeah, facts.

I don't want to be recognized from that, bro. Because somebody can recognize you from that, and they're going to hate you forever. For sure. For sure. Like, I hate that girl for the dude off Daddy's Little Girls. The fake drug dealer boyfriend. He's the worst. Yeah, I hate that nigga. He's that Daddy's Little Girls The fake Like drug dealer boyfriend

Oh yeah he's the worst Yeah I hate that nigga He's that nigga In every movie That's the funny part He might be that person Yeah he's the worst She might be the worst

Baby mom in a movie Oh Hmm Actually his son is trash Cause his son Going from that environment To the league was crazy I hated that shit

Yeah facts Rick Fox is top five Stepdad of all time Worst baby mama Hmm On the TV show I top five stepdad of all time where's baby mama on the tv show yeah i guess we could be here all day it's a lot of it's a lot of piece of parents i'm gonna go with uh old girl from house of pain i don't know if y'all the crackhead but she went from a crackhead to a lawyer she had the best character arc of all time man and tyler perry out of that. Yeah, Tyler Perry for remixing her like that

is wild. She was a piece of shit step-up baby mom, though. When them kids went to go see her, she told them to get the fuck out of the way.

She was a terrible mom. She was a terrible mom. That's my pick. And what's crazy, as the show progresses, she becomes a lawyer and gets successful and then she low-key

starts fucking around all the niggas who rehabilitate her. She becomes really a terrible person. Bitch, you lived outside before me. She's a terrible mom.

That's how I be. She's a terrible mom. That fireman wasn't putting it down like he was supposed to. Who else was a terrible mom? The fireman wasn't putting it down

like the crackhead. That shot with that powder in the different. I'm trying to think of what to say. Wow, shit. He had a real pre-workout. We started with Christmas.

Oh, my God. We were talking about Christmas. That shit's over with, man. Fuck you. Get your money back. Shout out to all the people returning gifts. For sure. Have you ever returned a man. Fuck you. Get your money back. Shout out to all the people who returned the gifts. For sure.

Have you ever returned a gift? Fuck yes. What'd you return? I got some. My auntie used to be notorious for giving us weakest gifts. And we told her that her gift game was assy

so she should just start putting the receipts safe to the bottom. I just opened it up. Oh, thank you, auntie. I know wherever this is going, this bitch is going back. I ain't never had time.

I ain't never returned it. I just throw it away. Or give it to somebody. That was me. Are you re-gifting? Oh, for sure. I'm a re-gift king. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You know what I used to re-gift a lot? We used to have, like, Secret Santas when we was in the league, and people would give you nice shit. I would package that shit up. Oh, that's hard. Can't wait to...

Louis? Oh, my God. A Louis wallet? Can't wait to give it to somebody. Boy. Man. I got Oh, that's hard. Can't wait to see. Louis? Oh, my God. A Louis wallet? Can't wait to give it to somebody. Boy. Man. That's elite. What?

Yeah, that's a different type of secret center. Yeah. I used to package people's shit up every year. They'd be like, God damn, you looked out, bro. You know it. Shout out to everyone here. Who was that? Marvin Williams one year gave me something.

Yep, got packaged up. Al Horford got packaged up. Kyle Korver, you got packaged up too. Because when you think about it, you only got to buy something once. Once. Participate one time and then everything else, nigga, is quarter rail. I wouldn't know. What would you buy to contribute to this?

I used to always go to the same store. I would go to like Gucci and just get like a card, a little gift card. Put like $600 on it. Yeah. Yeah. That's solid. Yeah. I did it every year.

Man, working with white people in corporate America, you never know what the fuck you might get for that Secret Santa shit. Motherfucker might get you a six pack of Mountain Dew. I'd be shitty if a nigga brought me some Mountain Dew. That's crazy. Bro, I seen one nigga. Because you're supposed to fill the little cards out by which you might like one nigga put Mountain Dew.

What about that nigga at Two Leader and then somebody else had got like a $100 gift card. He was shitty. You remember they say Mountain Dew,

you make your nuts small or dicks small. You remember that? I can remember that shit. Niggas willing to drink Mountain Dew for shit. We get that seven up. I ain't never been

a pop drinker. I ain't to the knees. And on that note, if we back next week, we'll see y'all. Shout out to the Bayou. Don't shout out me hitting the black hat. Black bottle boys.

But shit show. Shout out to Ricky Rose. Shout out to my nigga PA. Thank you for the package, Nasty. Paul, shout out to TD Jakes. Thank you for the package, Nasty. Paul, shout out to TD Jakes. Not yours. I'm only thankful for mine. Cut the fucking tape.

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