Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on 76ers having NO EYE FOR TALENT, Ray J KNOCKED OUT, Club 520 Day

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

We’re back with Season 4, Episode 59 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen talk about how the Philadelphia 76ers have NO EYE FOR TALENT after we have watched Jared McCain and Julian Champagnie have important roles for the Oklahoma City Thunder and San Antonio Spurs in the Western Conference Finals. Both were on rookie deals with the Sixers and they just let them go. The guys then react to Ray J’s pictures from the hospital after getting KNOCKED OUT, and discuss 520 day—and how it was a huge success in Indianapolis.Timeline:0:00 - Rules for leftovers3:30 - 520 Day7:00 - Barbee's no show12:30 - Changing a tire14:30 - Can Barbee cook?16:30 - Kool Aid fruit20:00 - Embarrassing drunk nights23:00 - Malc outta pocket25:00 - Popeyes serving 2-liter sodas31:00 - Packing lunches for school35:00 - How to Catch a Predator38:00 - Boondocks40:30 - Are aliens real?42:30 - Ray J46:00 - Relationships53:00 - Father's Day01:03:30 - Sixers have no eye for talentAll lines provided by ‪Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shout to our family over there at Boost Mobile. They show their ass during field day. The whole 520 day, man. Shout out to them. We saw y'all, like you said, the AI pictures in the booth, man. That was no, though. Man, it was a good time, man. Some of y'all converted.

Like we did last week official, we are a Boost Mobile family, man. We all got the service for sure. For sure we locked there. Hopefully y'all did too, man. They're doing good work over there for sure. Shout to Hard Rock Bet. Be here and play all the time. How you what, man?

It's getting spooky, bro. But you know what I mean? I'm going to tap in with the W now. And Book going to show me how to do the baseball legs to them. Now, I'm going to ask you. You know what I'm saying? I know we ain't got too much basketball left. What's up with the MLB?

You getting tapped in, man, so we get this money. Yeah, Mook. He's a master of this shit. So I'm going to tap in where, bro, get some knowledge. Come on, man. We had Korean baseball on the morning show. We're about to get these lays all across the nation for sure. Shout saw him over there, a hard rock bet.

Man. Shop Club 520.com. If you haven't, man, get your merch. It was beautiful to see all y'all, y'all, y'all 520 gear this weekend, man. Love is for real, man. We can't wait to see y'all the next event, man. Same game with me as usual to my left. We got my dog, Bishop, B-Hen out the prayerlies.

How you what, nasty? Cool and nasty. Let's get to it, bro. Shout to $1,000. You ain't got yet, man, for when you did. Yeah, they rob me. We won the field day. I was presented with a used ribbon, a used metal Monday.

So, you know, hopefully, I mean, the bank account is low in here. So hopefully that transaction is spent. Oh, it was gently used. I don't know if y'all remember, but I actually said, are y'all cool with the $1,500 for the winner? And B, him was the first person and saying, no, that's too much.

Yeah. He said, no. He said, they're doing nothing. We're there for fun. He said, whatever win can go, I don't know, they can go do something. They can get in for free. Okay, so what I said the day of, though?

I don't remember that. Yeah. You remember what I said the day of? Now, the story's striking because he said he's old 1,000. He said $1,500 was too much. Yeah. I think $1,000 was too much. Less than.

No, everything he said is correct. The day of, I said, Mike, now, I'm going to take my shit. Now, if we don't sell the table, shout to y'all for buying all the tables and shit. I'm going to just buy out of the tables with my minutes. And he said, okay, I happen to be the winner and didn't get presented no money.

Yeah, you bought a table. I don't know if that was because we sold out of the tables or what. But respect, man. Congratulations on your dove, though. No, dope event for sure, man. Appreciate y'all for pulling up on us. Nah, man. Shout to everybody, man, who did all the hard work

In front and behind the scenes, we appreciate y'all. All the sponsors, everybody went crazy for sure, man. Why that nigga said so long, Jen? What's he saying? We here today. Everybody who showed love to the evening. Yeah, man, everybody, all the sponsors, man. It was a great time, man.

We appreciate everybody's energy out there. It was a great time. Love to see all y'all faces, man. Hope y'all had a great weekend, man. Shout out to all the artists who performed. Boy, they had more fun than us, boy. Yeah. The band is a different type.

Star, Lee, though. Shows to my dog. Lido. Fadley. He is legit. We've been saying it. He won't of us, bro. Oh, for sure.

He wanted us. Like, why he moved around the city? Like, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't think, bro, who he was. Like, my fuck got shot. He said, shit, I'm trying to go to the next spot. They got here laying out.

He wasn't worried about nothing. But shit, they ain't going to make it so they got room for me. Nah, for sure, man. Shots of Lido, for sure. Ben,'s going down with the film. He's still to my right. My dog, young nacho, young T, how you what? Chilling, bro.

Chilling. Chilling. That nigga had a time. That's why he's chilling. Nah. He had a good time at the concert. That nigga, everybody was like, I know this nigga talked this much.

I ain't talked. Oh, you were talking. I promoted some stuff, folks. Yeah, I'm saying you was doing it. I thought he was in a rare form. Everybody was expecting you just to be off in the cut, just chilling. I was next to me. Mike asked me to do some things for us,

and I was like, hey, I need you. you to stop over here, stop over there. I just did what I was at, bro. Then the artist was there. You know, I'm fans of them. I like their music, so. Topping up with them. The next stage was pop up, though, for show.

Man, it was, you all the artists, man. And I promoted 520 somewhere. That's a fact, man. Yeah, a lot transpired from that concert to hear to Malk, Barbie. It was a shit show. I wasn't there for all that. I was here I was here

Barbie was supposed to be at work we were like where Barbie oh I remember that that's when I was like all right she got like 10 minutes I didn't

he was about to get fines oh yeah I didn't ask everybody I hey bro can you do this podcast 20 times he said

I got you damn what the fuck she at it that was a good sport though for sure man they made it happen no for sure

man listen 520 day was that vibe for sure man we appreciate y'all again I know we're saying it a lot, but it was a good time, man. A lot of work went into this, man. So we're happy it was executed properly.

All y'all at, everyone had fun, everybody showed up, man. Hopefully we got some new fans out of it, man. While we're here, what Barbie at, man, we need a drink, man. Let's celebrate the weekend. Barbie almost got fired for no reason, man. I got here on Thursday. Cheshay. I got here 30th and 30th and 30 today.

Where did you go after the 520? Home. My instructions were not clear. Oh. He did not go. I did go on. Wait, we're talking about the field day or the concert. A concert.

Oh, after a concert, after the court. Before you get to your expression, what do we have today? What's the beverage from the people at home and want to pull up with us right now? What's you got today? Okay, this is the post-game Ria. Okay. It's just an original word. Let's get a crack in the day.

So it's agave, French, long juice, tequila, and orange liqueur. Okay. Now, where the fuck you went? After the concert, I went to, after the concert, I went to Georgia Street. And after Georgia Street, I partied a little more. No, we're talking about when we called you to do the podcast. Where was you at? Home.

So you went home after the concert. Y'all asked me to do the, no, you're trying to trip me up. Mark, we came here and said you got a podcast to do it. You was the one. Yeah. When we got to do a podcast. Yes. After Field Day.

No, it wasn't. Girl, was you drunk now? I was drunk. I'm ready to drink now. The first time. The first time I was late. The first time you didn't make it. It wasn't no first time.

Tell us about the instructions. That wasn't clear. Oh, no, no, no. Y'all not blaming me. That was trope. The very first time we didn't make it. Look, she's going to jail. She's tell everybody.

I told him everybody. Charles DeWine. The instructions, too. The instructions, Mike said, I forgot that I worked for y'all. That's what it did. So he's like, yeah, I'm going to try to get a belly game for his 520 somewhere. The other day he's like, but the guy's recording at 6.

So I'm like, okay. And I just went home. And I was like, oh. shit, I'm a part of the guys, and then I got here. That was that. Okay, so what happened? Where was you at when y'all actually recorded for Billy Gang? Because we was calling you. I recorded Belligame game.

Yeah, where you were missing? For 45 minutes. I see why y'all be getting for some of child girls, bro. Yeah, because I'm lost. I was drunk the whole day, so I don't remember. All right, we'll let it go then. Probably arguing with friends. Shit, I don't know where I was. See, when we talk about women in accountability in the show, this is a problem.

It's very below. asked you one question. Yeah, and she did not. And you were Muhammad Ali. Because I thought I was here. We left the concert. When I left the concert. Where you go?

Johnny had two apples. And he'd seen two four. That's why I'm- No real shit to be. Why I'm confused is because I was here. That's why I'm like, I made it. I was late. Oh, you made it.

We was just saying, what was the delay? You were looking for you. Are you a friend? Oh, okay. So, Fred do the reason. Yeah. Fuck Fred. Fuck Fred.

Fuck Fred. Fred went holding down. Fred wasn't being solid. Did you tell Fred that you had to be at work? Yeah. He didn't know she had to be at work. Yeah. All she care about is this motherfucker podcast.

Fred is not my nigga, by the way. Maybe he's, all she care about is this podcast. But once I got there, I came here. That's why I'm confused. And I'm like, I was here. It just took you a while. But anyway, you have a good weekend. I had an amazing weekend.

I'm still drunk. Damn. Cheers. What was the best part of your weekend? The concert was absolutely amazing. You got a lot of footage from that. Yeah. I said that's like your friend do.

They said Barbie was putting her own show that motherfucker. You thought I paid her to before. Yeah, they said, they just don't put Barbie on the bill? I was like, damn, she had a lot of ISO moments. Me and Teak was the littest. Me, you was the littest. Yes, you want to do. We were trying to do it.

I didn't see that. They do. I was just the bounce. GP and Kim, I've seen it out there. What's what I was with? You don't know. There's no footage in me out there.

You went all the footage. By you? Not by me. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, the recap videos. I've seen about 18 of them, every single of them has Barbie for sure. Went Pimp and Swift got to doing their thing.

Yeah, you went crazy. Yeah, I ain't a lot. Shout to Bees with Pimsy, man. There was a wimp. He said that was about 12 minutes that was absolutely crazy. All right, sure. They played the cheesy, uh, my, uh, they put on wedding day little mix. I said, yeah, y'all, y'all wanted me to turn up.

Okay. I can't sit down. They weren't, they weren't crazy, man. Now the vibes were definitely high again, man. Hey, it's 520 somewhere had two dope guest episodes, you know what I'm saying? Shout to Lito. Shout to Billy Gang on the way. Y'all went crazy, man, for sure.

Tap in if you ain't familiar. All right, man, I'll go ahead and show it here, man. It's hilarious. A woman and her father had a conversation. He told his daughter to break up with her boyfriend because she hit his line about changing the tire. You said, what now? She's like, hey, you know what I'm saying?

Walk me through fixing the tire. He's like, eat you with your boyfriend? I was like, yeah. Just walk me through it anyway. He said step number one, break up with your neighbor. We just had this day at my sister house the other day. They were trying to say people can't fix tires. I know how to fix the tires.

I know how to fix the tire. I can't. I know a change. I pay insurance. pickup truck is pulling to change my tire. Yeah, I'm not a change of time. So we're going to wait 30 minutes for Paul to pull up in his pickup trip. Oh, my mama.

Yeah, do. Is this why I have to be quicker? Because I'm an Uber and get where I'm going and then I'll come back to you. I don't want to go outside and do that shit. Just change the tire. No, I'm not putting a donut on my shit. Oh, yeah, it's quiet. It's quiet.

I change the tire, man. If the circumstance is quiet. Now, this on God, I'm changing the tire if it's after 12 a year. I'm going to say fuck it because I don't want to wait. That's for sure. But as much as I pay for my insurance, if that motherfucker's before midnight, or somebody's getting a call.

Yeah, if it's not a situation to where I feel like I'm in danger or I'm super straight. There's time crunches. Progressive will do their job amazingly and get me all this side of road, bro. This is funny as fuck, but this reminds me at Lou. On Lou. He could have called regrets, all state.

It didn't my back. Progress was going to call the police on Lou. They was going to make I think it had an $8,800 bill Saturday night. We, God bless, man. That is insane. Blowing every tire. That's a different type of fee.

That's a cartoon shit, man. That's our guy. That is okay, man. I'm a fourth situation. Barbby, are you judging a man who can't change the tire? Very much so, yes. Okay. Can you change the tire?

No, I'm a girl. Now, you travel across nation. Everybody wants to be a girl. It's time to put there some hard work in. Yeah, drop. Definitely can. My dad. stud, though.

She is. She is. She can't fix the tire. You're a stud right now. You're a stud. Just out of it blocks does not mean I'm a stud. Oh, okay. Let's leave me alone. All right then. I try to stop. I don't want to learn to change of tire. I don't like doing manual labor. I don't even know how to like. I've just started like doing little stuff around the house with the screwdriver. What do you do around the house though? Cook clean and. What can you make, though?

What's your go-to dish? Um, my go-to-ditch, probably something with some chicken. I only cook for nobody, but me and my son. Sorry. Some baked chickens, some stuffed chicken. Some... Chicken and watermeling. I do like watermen.

Wow. It's fire. Judge your mom. So you're limited around the house. Oh, what I do? Yeah. As far as manual labor, no, I'm not trying to do all day. I'm decorating, you know?

It's just like, you're just cooking clean. Your go-to-ditch being baked chicken is crazy. No. Yeah. because I love to make chicken but that did what are you going to be walk around making tomahawks

it's just me and my chair yes man you're supposed to be like doing the back in the backyard man backtizing the chick he's going to go going crazy in the kitchen

because this is this is why I'll be telling you to always work on your game you're not preparing for a man you always got to treat your son like hey son when you get older this is what your woman should do for you

but in the meantime you're working on your game because when you get you a nigga finally he'll come in and be You know what I mean? You might be good by then. My food is good now, and I know how to cook everything.

They can get fucking chicken seven different times a week. It's crazy. I'm not even eating chicken that much, but he said, what's your go-to dish. That's what I'm cooking. I'm going to fix something else. He's a dinner right. It's a baked chicken out. What's that motherfucker fucking movie?

Bubblegum shrimp. Barbecue shrimp. I'm on taste shrimp. Whatever you want. Be here with a movie reference and those other movies is actually hilarious. It's crazy. I'm just, crazy. I'm just.

said, Barber, you got to kind of, like, you ain't going to win a nigga over it. You can't cook. I can't, why are you saying that I can't cook? My baby, I got a toddler. Like, forcing him to try to eat different things. He wants chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers. Supposed be like that one lady who's son be talking about, you know, a little, like you and do.

Little thick, I can sit down. Oh, God. She'd be getting together. Well, he can't have a regular woman because she's going to go out. I'm crazy. Remind me in my childhood. They want me to cook every day, bro. Got some vegetables to keep in health.

Yeah. But speaking of the fruit, have y'all seen the epidemic of people going around putting that Kool-Aid and all that damn fruit? That's ridiculous. And selling them? Mm-mm. Yeah, bro. They putting Kool-Aid and sugar in, like, cans or, like, plastic things or fruit and selling them to people call it Kool-Aid fruit. I ain't maddened.

We used to do that with pineapple, man. That's what they're doing with. Oh, with the pineapple? Mm-hmm. They know something. Yeah, they know diabetes. That's a legendary hood, niggie trick right there. Watching them eat it is just, like, so cringy to me.

Because, like, they're literally. When you used to smear-n-naw, put it in smir-smir-oh. You can freeze the pineapple chunks, niggins put them in smear now That's back in the day shit, though That's how I felt about Like people used to eat pickles Yeah

I used to have like hot Cheeto pickles And all that shaw I mean that shit looked nasty Our pickles are good though You gotta Oh, that's crazy Go ahead I mean, I love

I love pickles I love pickles I love pickles A good slice pickle is pretty good bro That's nice enough Yeah I love

Anything pickled, though. Stop on. Like pickle greens, like pickled greens, like pickled cabbage. Like pickled cabbage, pickled cabbage is fire on top. But you got a glissy, it's fire. Pickle cabbage. It's called chacha. It's called chacha.

Yeah, I know people who eat chacha. Yeah, chasha is fire, bro. Anything pickled, I'm usually nothing like. People eat pickled eggs. No, it's like more than a crowd. The eggs, bro. You just eat pickles, but they stuff? It's not.

It just, if I crave it. Well, yeah. Pickled onions are good. Yeah. My sister's used to buy a jar pickles and eat them. I'm not. I ain't doing that now. You just eat them doly.

That's crazy. But I'm putting a pickle on my sandwich, bro. And it's like, people who were taking the jars of pickles and putting taco season in them and mixing it up and eat them. And I was just like, yeah, arrest everybody doing that show. They used to pill.

What's the one shit? Look right on there. And salt. Chicago. Lahrish? Yeah. My sister pill Lurries. I don't remember my fucking pickles.

Now people use the Tahin. Hoo-hoo. That is great. Tahin bust. It just give that fruit bowl a different bite. I'm cool. It's fire. Definitely, bro.

Niggas just eating a pickle. If you just, if we went to the gas section that I walked out with a pickle, yeah, niggas down south by the pickles because the high ones. And they just, they push it up like a, uh, in the bag. You come in the bag, bro. They drink, they do.

They do. They do. And they bite it. I swear to God. They do. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, bro.

That's a real thing. Yeah. Usually, niggins who have guns on their waist who go in there and buy that shit. Right. They can't go say shit to end. Mind that pickle. Really? I'll be like.

Hey, it was funny. Cut that motherfucker. They saw it. Yeah, I don't want to watch you eat that, bro. Shout out of our guy, JJ, legendary episode here at Taffin. They was like, why did y'all say nothing about JJ Kang? I said, you say something about JJ Kang. I dare you.

Some niggas, you got to let him just cook. He got a different sense of fashion, bro. He always getting some shit off. Yeah, yeah. He dressed different, they get all the time. Yeah, some people are getting, bro, let them cook for sure. Speaking of embarrassing, significant others, Barber was worse, you have to change his time for your man,

Are you having to do this for your man? Yeah, a nigga picking him. I was like, is he tall or she has him? I'm scared of her. Yeah, she's like, man. That's kind of growling out. She's turned out. Yeah, she'll have him in the house, man.

Why are you that loose? That's my little. That's like all your body. Yeah, that doesn't. Oh, yeah, she's not going to do that. Oh, and her sister right behind her. I wouldn't be a fight thing. He's solid.

Yeah, I think it's different for sure. You should never be that little in a club. For sure. Yeah, I don't know what they look like. They look like a fella. Niggins should be that drunk in the club, though. Yeah, you're out of pocket. And you was outside in a white bearder.

Yeah, I haven't been that drunk, though. At my house. In public, no, but yes. I ain't never been that drunk. I had Butler, yes. Oh, Kevin J. At my house, I've been that pill. For sure.

Yeah, E&J orange juice. It ran to me for a whole weekend. I smacked the whole. I used to drink pineapple, seagrum gin. And I was drunk about close to a liter. That shit. Jen to make you sin. They just stayed so good when it was cold, bro.

That shit was juice. I never heard of that shit. You was rich when we was drinking that shit. You was already drinking premium bottles by the time you start drinking. College days, you don't drink anything. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't a drinker when he was in school.

No, hell, no. I ain't touched nothing. I'm scared of my life. By the rest of the most embarrassed thing you had to do for a significant other somebody you talk to that you can share. She shared everything. While they were drunk? Or just in any situation, you had to step up and do something that was more not in your role of the woman in the situation. Smacking that shit.

I don't know. I can't think. I automatically went to wiping his ass, but we already talked about that. Well, I guess that does absolute count. Yeah. Wow. That's pretty. I'm not eating this chicken.

I am not a CNN. Wow. Well, might as well be. Get your creditation. Most shit as y'all talk about, I thought you had a whole list of shit that you do for niggas that you'll never do again.

You don't know what I'm saying like you've ever did? You know what I'm serious? They don't see why you ever did shit for me. What's how bad, bro? They just... Niggas is cool, bro. They are. They are actually cool

to just not be in a relationship with it. Like, I'm cool. I think I just want to, you know... Get plucked and keep it moving. And, yeah. and pot. Plucked and pie. Yeah.

Get her a shirt, made. Quuck and pie. That's all I want to do. She said, like, how you talk? She just want to get plucked and pot. What's that? What's the fucking pot?

She just want to get a... She just want to... I don't know what you're talking about. You know that song? Yeah. I don't know the words. I don't know nothing.

They just want to... She just wanted to get her pussy. It's all right. Oh, bitch you're playing with me. You do it? I just don't know. I don't know. It is.

We like it. According to Malk's podcast. Oh. Yeah, pop. Moutk be pying all over this motherfucker. I think it's what's that nigga? Boogie eight, no. No.

Boogie, lean? What's the nigga name? I can let you say what you're just said about Malk downstairs, man. Respect to the his boss. Something we're saying. What are you saying? They put some allegations on my boy, man. We ain't going to bring it on camera.

Nah, we need to. No. We're trying to. Yes, we are. He's a nasty motherf-what he do. He cracks somebody on our couch. That's the alleged. He's not proven.

We're not going to put that small on top. Let me. You can crack somebody on their couch. He said he did. Yes. Why, nephew? You got your own couch. Kiki said, go to your own suite.

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follow Timbo Slic Life 12 and the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. It was just like, it just happened in the moment. Y'all should have never been in there. You're right. Yeah,

the news said this, the girls said this. I don't know. It's nice. How nice. He did it on some revengeful stuff. Yeah. He's in his phone suite right now.

They got a white couch, y'all. I don't know. That's a white couch, man. For you to hoop on that motherfucker is crazy, bro.

Oh, bug. Dang. He's disgusting. We came in the other day. The whole couch is soaking with it. And Mike's like, uh, Malik said he's spilled water on it.

I'm like, he had peed on the couch. Like, what? Like, he'd let her go crazy. He would write in a drop spot. You got a little trick there. This is disrespectful.

They're about to make on me. They go spot. They go to bed this one. Thank you. Oh my God. It's allegations. Allegedly. Allegedly, guys,

it's all perform. It's all. jokes, guys. God, me. Out of pocket, man. Go ahead. Play this. Be here, I know you little pop-a-s, man. It ran out of the machine, so they was pouring two liters. Go ahead and play it. Is this out of pocket? Yes or no.

They're just pouring boys two ladies? You love that. I'm cool. Absolutely nothing. I've done that before. My first job was McDonald's. We used to have to do that. What do you mean? Y'all, the machine went down?

The machine was messed up? Yeah, bro. Got to keep going. What the fuck? I thought of a thing. You're getting the same product. But the thing, a thing. Cracking it all. She got her hand around.

She got her hand. I did not ask for this. Not a machine ain't the cleanest, but your hands, I don't want. That machine is not the cleanest. It's not. It's probably never clean. Give me that bottle.

Pour it them, Mary. Yeah, for sure. Now y'all niggas is too bougie. My fault. No disrespect. That drink. That drink takes like eighth grade. Damn.

Damn. What the hell? You know, like, when your mom, not my mama. But like, you know, it's about to give you a drink. When you little. I just say, have a sip. Oh, yeah.

That's what that shit takes a little harsh. Yeah, that's the thing like, great. Yeah. What can't say? Oh, it's nasty as far. Yeah. Like, that's great, grand. Respect the bar.

First time my uncle gave me a little taste. She said she was still drunk, so. Well, yeah, it's going to keep her there for sure. You tried it? Yeah, I hit it. It was. It was. I haven't really a margarita kind of.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm mad. I've been looking for the hindi flavors. They don't get me. in the city until the end of June. But the Henny bottles, they got the flavor with the ice tea, the berry,

and the margarita. I need all that, bro. I never had that. You're ready for? Henny. They already mixed. On the bottle. Some supporters,

they drove up. They had some. It was so many $5.20 day. Damn. Mixed Tennessee. Yeah, bro. It's already ready to go. Boy, you got to do it.

Crack Henney. The Zah. My dog said he got me some on the way. I'm excited. I'm going to tap in. Shots on a hit. That's probably fire in the freezer, too. But that's out of pocket.

I don't want a beverage. That's what I got to do. Tell me that. If I'm a Coke, bro, and I got a bottle, I can pour you something, bro. I can go to the gas station right now. Yeah, I think it's doing that barbecues and shit. Y'all gonna get you something to drink, bro.

I usually drink out. I usually get my own little can at the barbecue. I don't really see two liters at the barbecues. I'm just kidding real good. That's all fancy. But they got a two liter at the barbecue for a barbecue. And honestly, if you don't get a nice good, And let niggins get all in.

I've been there a thousand of your barbecues right there to see you with a two-liter on the third. Nice individual serving, bro. I get, I get cans and I buy, I buy like simply lemonade and shit for people. That's fair because you're probably mixing that about it. I do that.

Yeah, but that's to make a drink. But I'm saying, no, I'm saying that's for a motherfucker. Everybody don't drink Coke and Pepsi and Sprite and family. They don't drink Coke. They don't just do coke.

What? Y'all things out of pocket. So y'all don't buy, y'all don't even buy two leaders for the Man, I ain't bought a pop at my house I ain't bought a grocery in there. Damn. It's been about

about eight years I bought a grocery. I'm sorry. I'm going to be there if I buy groceries and I live with somebody. Now when you get in there and it's all chicken, don't say nothing to. Okay. You don't buy it.

It's going to be got to have tacos. Yeah. A lot of fruit. Fruit. Yeah. I'm a son of a little fruit. Yeah, all the housepice. They're not a juice and shit.

She probably bought the shit. Okay, you're not buying my thing. We got a power eight, Gatorade, and we got waters. I drink water alcohol. This is a capris on there, too. But anything else, any juice you get, it's on you.

I'm not coping. I ain't mad at it. What the fuck? Water alcohol, bro. For the little ones, man. Tie-go, man. You buy Caprisas. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Water and liquor. Yes. That's a filthy combination. Go. We got power ready. Yes, bro. Well, y'all, niggas is out of control. More than off water.

You niggas need to have the mini-made. It's all kind of shit. You damn dear. I'm not. Capriza. This nigga. I mean, Gary. He was never, this was the Caprician.

It's pure, wet aluminum, nigga. A cold Capriza? It's top. No, no. Pacific cooler is crazy. You see every time. For sure. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm good. That would make me mad. you drink them shit and two sips well they do have the ones

now to come in caps in like classic Steven y'all get a cap'n a cap'n that was crazy ass

that was what they do I don't do that they said they said she can get a bollandback and a stall hey

five twenty song later god I didn't and one is a high school a we had a dick on our team we had a dick on our team

with a He had a strong-ass neck, a big-ass neck. He can blow a bubble with a laughing tap. He can get him. He's a strong. He can blow a bubble in a laughing tat. And when he's talking about, Lou is a brain boy.

Oh, he definitely bra. Oh, Graham feels about killing him. That's one of the grave. Oh, shit. Now, Capriced, sir, it's definitely a quick beverage. Two seconds is. you get that all down in one sip,

you... And that little... Bro, them day, that strong little is... If you gave your kid, if you gave your kid the Capucan and go to a field trip, they're shitty, bro.

They're thirsty as fuck on that. They go on the luncheon. They're thirsty. You got to put another one in the bag. Yeah, you do got a pack too. And it's not going to be dehydrated after drinking that anyways. Oh, man.

That's crazy. Also, on, to go orders, I definitely don't order beverages. I'm nothing. If it will come, like, with a lid on it already siding, bro, I can't do it, bro. Let me ask y'all this, though. Like, when y'all was young, did your parents used to, like, pack your lunch for your mom's field trip?

Or did you able to get a Caprice, son, what's it called a shit, lunchable? When I was little, yeah, my mom's definitely coming up with lunch. You got a lunchable with you? Oh, my mama was bullshit. My mom was never. She's packing your shit. And it ain't got no lunch back. You got a fucking grocery set.

All right. Like a Walmart bag? You didn't get the brown paper bag on? Nah, hell no. My mom used to put your sandwich in there, some chips. That's hooky. Tie your shit up. But you had the lunchebles.

I know your sister. My mama, my sister. I already know if she was coming. Yeah. Y'all think is left over. Well, yeah, cute lunche books. Y'all niggins go up there with a four-piece, nang.

I definitely used to have fried chicken ones. Yeah, that's how they were. Two legs. Dang, all they was coming on the field trip, for sure. I went one time she sent a babe with some spaghetti, niggia. I said, come on, man.

We got to do better. She can't even warm that up. I said, she can't warm that up. Listen, they go to the zoo. She gave them spaghetti. Oh, God, this microwave is at the zoo. I used to. I was so glad that you triggered that memory.

Nigger, I used to take hot food everywhere. Because I used to always say, And I knew this at a young age So I was probably destined to be fat than a motherfucker I used to always say It's no way We're going to a place that people work And there's no break room

Where's the break room? You don't work here I was asking for the break rooms At these field trips at eight years old He wasn't fat when he was little No, I just always ate good as shit You ain't ever seen that nigga When he was in the club

You didn't ever see that picture? I thought he looked Chuck in that picture No No, that's a different one Oh, okay But not when Paris was hot Shout to Pierce James. I can't imagine his face, not like.

What was you trying to say, great, he could be in shape and I'm playing. I want to see it. He used to play basketball. Yeah, I was, I was little for a little bit.

But I was never under 180. Yeah, he used to play basketball, though. Never one under 180. But everybody got, if you go to a motherfucker, if we go to Discovery Zone,

they get to a break room out. It's definitely a break room, but I'm not asking hard. Oh, yeah, fucking, can you warm up more than fucking? This is, this is why, Hey, technology got shit where it keep your food warm and shit now and cold all day.

Nigger, when you was a kid, Malcolm's lunch was soggy than a motherfucker about the time you got to the field trip. He ain't care. You start school at eight. The field trip don't kick off till 12. That nigga just ate chicken from three days ago. Yeah. He ain't going to have gout for two years. But I'm saying, Nick.

To my nigga that got gout for real, man. Yeah. I raced against that nigga this weekend. They your feet didn't ever fell off. Wait, time now. That was your matchup? No, no, no. I can't even.

Hey, dick, I can't lose in a little hair. Hey, the picture of Behan and the reporter. But you're in that race. It's fucking hilarious. You can't even see that dick in the background, man. He's stupid, man. Like, Be here about to race. I said, oh, that was hilarious.

That was funny. You think you could be Behan in the race? Fuck, no. We should try it. You think you could be king in the race? The nigga he raced? Yeah, I could be him in the race. Yeah, right, boy.

Being dusted his ass. I think you had to cheat your son that race. I was going to bring that up, you know what I'm saying? You had a cheat little homie to winning the race at home, you know what, and respect to the household. Watched out. Yeah, that ain't fair. He's a sore loser.

As it should be, man. Makes you want to win more. Go ahead, load it up here, man. They are doing a primetime movie about how to catch a predator. Robert Pattinson is going to play Frithson. Yes. It's the trailer. What would have happened?

He got them. He got that point to tea, too. It's crazy. You see how this looks, right? Bill Salon. It's scared, though. The man must be held accountable for the decisions that he makes. You can bring me?

It's a movie. They're making this shit with like a new or a watch killer. Well, there's something you should know. Christianson, I'm wondering. Get just proud of it. There's something that I've seen. I'm saying, that's what we've seen in WW. That's what we've seen at WW.

we've seen at WW. Because they're making the movie. It comes down real soon. I was really surprised. They made a movie off the show. But I imagine they're going to talk about a lot of things that we did know behind the scenes. Because they said a lot of this stuff that happened why they had to shut the showdown was because some of the people that they was catching was, like, of importance.

Oh. Yeah, they didn't need Peter Guns on there. No, he was doing cheaters, bro. I'm saying to host it, not as of. He was doing cheater He was just a good host Peter Gunman He just jumped out of one fan

One nigga said Bitches Bitches I'm back here I'm back here dying Hey I watch your show He said I see love of hip-hop

You shoot an all your Women That was easy I'm so good I'm looking We White over there Eel

It's hot than a bitch. It's no one. Man. I think of Peter Guns is legendary, bro. Yeah. I don't know where they're going in direction with this movie, but I am here to see it. I'm going to watch that.

Yeah, that looks really good from the very little. I can't watch it. But Peter Guns on Cheaters, there's no way. You ever seen the episode of Boondocks when they did to catch a freshman? Oh, I know who you are. I know Chris Hanson. I like it. At least I call you Chris Hansley.

Oh, I'm so a big guy. It was police Johnson. It was, yeah. Yeah, you have to watch the Boondock. Johnston is on the Boondock. Yes, bro. You got, can you run it, please? I love Lee John.

Oh, I know you are. You said he loves him. He's hilarious. Oh, no. He's hilarious. Wait, that you're talking about Luther Vandross, bro. I said that and they got a wife. Who?

He has been married for wife. He got a wife. He got a wife. He got a wife. I'm going to say you this. I really really say people need to be behind bars, but he's one of those niggings. that they could have kept a little bit longer.

I love Booty. That thing is hell, wife? Yeah, I think I got out. Wow. I didn't see that part. I don't never a relationship that bad. Yeah, be here, this is how the episode started, bro. Yeah.

I call him Chris Hens. He said, you are now on Catcher Predator? He said, I know. I don't know anybody in your horror way. He was trying. He said, I don't know if she wanted to do it the hallway. He said, I can't know. Turn for another boys.

I ain't got no cookies or you. He's crazy. Man. Okay. Well, man's. Yeah, that show is nothing. If you're bored one day, bro. You're never going to be upset, bro.

It's one of the great shows every episode. Every episode's fire, bro. Yeah, bro. You got one about chicken, about niggas with chicken. Oh, my God. This shit did not get canceled. Bro. Tyler Perry, stop him for a minute, bro.

Listen. They got a teleperry episode. He lost it, bro. That's part of the reason why I got shot out. Oh, my. They got one about Art Kelly. It's one of the, bro, I promise you, bro. What's the shit on?

Like, what channel was the shit on? He used to be on Dawson, I think. Yeah. They got, they got one. It's just like, never, ma'amara. With R. Kelly more funny, bro. The R. Kelly was hilarious. Marlotte the King covered back.

They got a ass going to host. Yes, bro. The R. The episode will Usher's crazy. Now, you have to watch this at some point of your life. The one will Usher make so much sense now with his, yeah, his concert. Mm-hmm. you got his concert before the concerts for sure

he's going to go to his concert before the concerts for sure you have to watch it it's like it's like the symptoms for black people yes and it's rumored at the new friday movie that uh emigrugher's supposed to be the writer or one of the producers on there so i'm very excited if they ever comes before which i know they said it's official but i wait till i see a trailer for real but if he's a part of the new friday i know that's just going to be hilarious for sure wow bro that's out of pocket yeah while we're here talking about movie tv shows have y'all see nemesis on netflix I watched it a little bit, but I didn't get to finish it.

The dude who looked like Jalen Brown is hilarious. I like Nemesis. I try to call it a power knockoff. I mean, it is what it is, but I enjoy Nemesis for what it was. I don't like my shows to be that realistic because it's a fucking TV show. What is the Burles? You seen that? I haven't started yet, but I've seen that on there.

I'm going to tap in for sure. I like that one. I just finished Mental Fire. I started it with Metal Fire's Heat, too. I'm starting to see that they're talking about a lot of not to get into any conspiracies or anything like that ain't what we promote, but it's just a lot of alien shows coming out. And I'm like, fucking wrong, man. I don't be like it when they start doing shit

because every time something, they start playing a lot of this shit, be happening. So should I be ready to... So y'all, so y'all think aliens is on the way. They've been here, bro. I ain't... I get my conspiracy of shit,

but I've been here, bro. I don't know. To think that we're the smartest lifeform in the world, but for the dumb shit we'd be doing is crazy. I ain't even about to get too deep in it, but the decisions we made, if we were the only niggas out here and the way shit going, bro,

we would have been gone. We would have been gone, bro. Some of our decisions we make dad is insane. Would you not get a robot? Yeah. No, I see our robot. Yeah, I would. You get a robot?

Yeah, I wouldn't have seen that. Kim K got it. I seen that one show with a dog. What's called Molly or something like that? Megan? Yeah, I'm cool. I ain't see those. Yeah, I'm even cool off the little ones.

I'm not going to clean up and do everything. That's what I'm saying. I wanted to make my life easier. Yeah. But it's just like, you wouldn't stay with me, but it's crazy because, I mean, it could get there. So you would be a deadbeat robot parent? Yeah, like, just to be like a mate. Like, come do everything and leave.

You ain't. No, you can. If people actually do that for a real job. Yeah. They ain't got to be a robot. Yeah, they can be in human form. I mean, yeah. They come clean your house and shit.

If people losing jobs right now, we want a robot. I mean, they're for the low. Yeah, I ain't. They're definitely for the law. Hey, I can see. Y'all wake up and that nigga look over you. That's what I'm saying. Like, no, I'm saying the robot.

I was just like, because I think it's, the shit's funny. To just have a robot that you can make, do anything. But she's talking about them and my phone cleaning up the house. I just, I'm cool on that. Go bust down that kitchen real quick. Yeah.

I caught Maddie knew that. I don't want no real bust. Nah, you're going to wake up. Like, my dad, Ray J, this is him in the hospital after being mocked out. He's out.

He's in the hospital? He's selling this, bro. What the fuck is on him? When I seen, I thought that was 50 cent from when they did that movie. That's what I thought. I'm like, oh, man.

Ray Jain, stop laughing what you said. This thing is supposed to be dead. two months ago. Oh, he told him that's what he said. Shout out.

It's crazy. His eyes was leaking. Blood. Oh, yeah. I remember hearing that. Remember he's on stage the heart monitor and somebody's like,

he said, I need that back when I'm going to die? Didn't he ask to do the show or something? Like, did I say something of having Ray J. Yeah, I don't remember you said something about that shit. Oh, I'm about to say. I'm glad we did.

That's show for show. No, he definitely didn't ask, but. Oh, he asked for a fee. Oh, bro. Oh, okay. That's what it was. Okay. Happy Pete.

That's what he was saying. He had that much time left. He said, I better book me now. Why he can? Damn. That nigga did a fight. You got his nose broke?

What do you say? He got a concussion? What is it? What is he? What is all that shit? He got a shirt on. They got all the monitors on him. And the free ride, Jay.

He said free him. Brayette is, he can leave any time. No, free reinstate, bro. From whatever he's going through, man, free and a nigga. Respect. I went to the movies and see obsession.

People were talking about that. It was decent. It was definitely. a funny white movie, but if you've ever been a relationship or dealt with the opposite sex, I would suggest you go see it. It is hilarious and not for the reasons why

you should go see the movie, bro. It teaches you how to be in a relationship? No, it just deals with the back and forth dialogue between men and woman, and it is hilarious. Basically, not to spoil it. He basically wishes for this girl to be obsessed with him and she's like super obsessed with him

and as soon as it happens, he is nothing on her. And it is funny as fuck. Sounds about right. Oh, Lord. I'm gonna go check it out. What's the, what you call that love bombing? You ever been obsessed with somebody? Obsessed with everybody.

That was good ass, I feel like this. Eric, my new ass. That's over there, everybody. There go that rock shit. Barbie Lai. Place Rock 2 on top. I don't know. Barbie or Rodder, though.

She probably has, though. Until it expires. And then, like, I never know you. It would be obsessed. Like, you don't see nobody else but then total vision. Yeah, that's what, like, if I'm in a relationship, I'm, like, That's it, you know, but...

You've never become obsessed before the relationship? Um, yeah, sometimes, sometimes. It don't last long, though. You got a couple of things, and I'd be like, all right, I'm done. You wasn't obsessed for real. Yeah, it wasn't real. No. Not real lover.

That's what they say. Lust. Mm. Well, we got too many eggs, though, I'm sure. Yeah, I'll just be chilling. I think it's okay to be alone. Those magical words, love bond. I agree with it. Don't God I agree with that.

Gas lighting. Yeah. Those are real words. I don't know why y'all say it's not. It's not. It's made up. Oh, it's so hot. I don't like love bomber, though.

I don't like that word. My favorites. Because I feel like niggas be genuinely liking girls. And then they just... You get tired of them. Yeah, you just get tired of a motherfucker. I understand that more than anybody. Because niggas got tired of you?

No, I get tired of niggas. Niggas probably got tired. Let me choose my words wisely. The love bomb is just funny because. This is just like girls tell you, give me your best effort now to keep me in and they do it and they realize, oh, damn, you ain't shit. I did all this for nothing.

Yeah, yeah. The guy realizes you're not nothing. Or, I mean, if the effort ain't equal, you'd be like, I did all this and she's too like that. Man, fuck her. Oh, God. You just hate one. Effort's not equal.

That's the point. I just have to free that. They do it every week. I've definitely didn't fuck them with a girl before, and we was going forthright on. then it's just, I shut it down. We'll be the disconnect. It did be that moment.

Yeah, you're not lit no more. Because I've seen on the internet, they were like, you get it, you chase a girl, and then once you get her, it's like, oh, the chase is over. I was asking the girl. I ain't chasing nobody. But I feel like just when you just involve yourself with a girl, y'all having so much fun, the first few months be cool, and then it just get wicked. Then she's like, you can buy me this?

Oh, that's worse. We acting that before the first few months. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's bliss. Renno mishap? That's embarrassing. You know what's not embarrassing?

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We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special.

So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, for people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel

help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind.

Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the action

with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to SportsLice on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slic Life 12 and the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. That's the problem. But that's me the first red flag then. Because why are you asking me to buy you something out of the gate like that?

Well, typically, and most guys come in and just buying stuff. So, I mean... Stop saying most guys. I think it's a lot. when they just want to buy you something on their own. Thank you. But then when y'all start asking for it or need... Requiring.

That fucks the vibes up. They'd be like, damn. Like, oh, yeah, I'm having a bad day. I'll watch. I came up a little short on something. The day's already bad. Can't get in for us. Yeah, I'll tell if I go to sleep.

Sleep that shit off. Try it in tomorrow. Louisville time ain't going to save it. I promise of that. That AES bill was behind two weeks before you bet me. I am not about to save you. Don't you talk about you. Yes.

Don't trick you. Now I do. That's a real tricking right there. I do hate when girls ask niggas to pay bills that's behind. Because what the fuck was you going to do? You know what I mean? If I couldn't pull up. That's just people in general.

And why did you let this bill get this behind? I'm talking about, yeah, it is. But I'm talking about when I'm dealing with you. I don't care who you. It'd be a girl, my own boy. Nickle what? I fuck with that, though. Like, oh, my niggas or somebody, like, hard time.

I'm talking about a girl that you know just is full of shit and on some gold digger shit. Bitch, why your bills behind? Why you want to go to the Louis store and this motherfucker like bill $3,000? You're crazy. Ain't no way you're telling me you behind your cell phone bill.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People get fucked up in situations. I get that. I'm talking about the girl that want to go shopping. And yo, you know what I mean? You want a bag with your car note. Your car is about to get reposed.

I don't know. I ain't ever met no girl like that. I was like that. The girls that are like that, though, they cool. Them, the guys that they entertaining go for the shit. Because the guy before bought her a shit. a nail bag.

So then the next guy like, oh, she got a shenel bag. I got to do this. Oh, you think they'd be as confident. Yeah. So, so them girls are absolutely fine. So then when you actually get with a regular girl, you already like, I don't want to deal with this shit.

Oh, damn, she says she's hungry. She's trying to use me for food. And it's just weird. The gender wars shit needs to stop. I agree. I agree with the gender wars you to stop. Yeah. I just think the relationship just need to go with the flow, man.

If we vibe and a nigga buy you something cool, but for you to think that's a nigga supposed to I know, we've been dating three months. Now, I got a light deal that. Stuff like that is different, but like flowers and dates and stuff like that is, you're supposed to do that. So how long before they got to pay one of your bills before you're like, all right, nigga, now I never need help on this goddamn.

No, I help. And now in my big age, I'm not asking a man for nothing. Like, if you want to do something, do it. I hate when people do that. What? If you want to do it, do it. if a nigga don't do it. Now, you know I'll need to disbill.

You're going to be mad. That's what the girl say. Don't date a nigga that watch you struggle. Yeah, bitch, why does you struggle? Yeah, like, watching me. You see me thrive and you struggle. You should start watching me. But listen, I've been that girl before.

I've been that girl before. And, like, now my big age, like, my ego is too big, or I know what comes with a guy that is willing to just do everything that you want. It's not the guy that you actually want or need because it's just like, He'd become with a lot of drama. It ain't even worth it. Like, I write just pay my own bills and, yeah. So, I don't know.

I respect. It's different. The game of the time. Yeah, a nigga paying all your bills. He's coming to that motherfucker like, fleece. Mm-hmm. From the butt. They want butt anyway.

So shit, my next will pay a bill that. I can see that. And that's how shit getting tricky. I'm just saying. That's how people end up with a baby by a nigga's 45. Yeah. Oh, God. Hey.

That's all the young girl Oh, that's right? Mm-hmm. How was it? He was 60. 30 years my senior. Damn, Barbie. He's going to be the one.

I called A.S. And paid the bill for you. Now, come on, let's look at Louis story. You liked it. You liked it. Oh, yeah, he was really cool. He was super chill. He can crack.

Um, I ain't cracking nobody, so I can't, I mean. I'm not. I ain't what the thing is struck. We know what it was. fucking start liking the nigga. They just categorizing everything. They don't want to fuck.

She don't want to fuck up this vibe at all. I'm just selling it. Hey, oh, gee. If I want to crack, I'm a crank. That ain't got nothing to do. Oh, gee. If you're ready, you're ready. Get you something else to play with, boy.

Let her hold down on that motherfucker. She out here throwing that motherfucker like rice at a win. He's a lie. She had just seen her at 5. Yeah, he's just seen her at 5.20. You said, you ain't do that in the Fuick now. No, I can't kind of feel it. He got a Lamborghini.

Don't play with you. He got a limbo? He got a limbo. He got a limbo? Oh, G. You got a little? Was he? He riding the limbo?

Just because I rode it, it don't mean nothing. He got one. He got rid of the middle. He's riding this lambole. Yeah. Don't get him on these scenes, baby. You go out. Don't keep playing with OG.

I should be on the time. I know. Actually. A matter of fact, he probably cut you off. I'm sure. Does he have a chance? I'm going to sunset tomorrow. Yeah.

Yeah, he's super cool. I don't want to date nobody right now, y'all. You're just like, I'm a bus. They got a Lamborghini. I don't want to date nobody. Man, you're lying. I'm telling you, I don't. My piece is just beautiful.

Oh, man. He's 60 years old. He can't have too much drama. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, I was 60 and single, and the muff ago on a podcast playing with me. He watched. He watched the podcast. I look at a Lamborghini.

Talking about she's selling it. Listen. I'll put that up. Oh, really? Oh, really? He's going to take so you like like you ain't show that motherfucker in the circle that. Crack out the gate

But God damn, boy, you're saying like my man don't have no chance. Well, you're telling me to crack out the day after the gate. Wait, and we just started talking. How long you have been talking? Shit, how long was that episode? Like, not even a month ago. We just started talking.

He got a lot of your little young freak, so he's held over. Damn, okay, O.J. You tell him. How shit is that? She's been troubled. Oh, geez. She's getting little. Philando.

Isn't he Earl? Damn. Earl, Willie Earl. Willie Earl. That's the name she gave me. Mike, I mean, Mike, Melk said he were Tidy Whitey. Damn.

He said, he said, I don't wear no damn Tidy White. The White is in the Landowners. I thought they my uncle, my uncles and them, they dad. Yeah, they older. They're around the age.

One of your uncles. He probably, he's up to him. My motherfucker of Ben put that wood on your father. Oh, Lord. Not of them three niggas. ain't no Lambo right that's a fucking ass out there

no, that's for show I don't care I old you as you're not just Why they didn't put them motherfucka fucking dreads up like Stefan Castle Don't threaten me with a good time But no No Like that fucking that's crazy

Oh man Wait a question for you So remember how bad you talk to the women Father's Day Let's give them some grace Let's give them some time to get to order and stuff I have not seen one of the person. That's why I fuck with me.

Why don't know. What are we doing, man? Hey, what are we doing? And that's a word of a black man that's inside of white. Man, magic mic popped up. What the fuck? Like, that's the hell going on. I might have to convert when I get a little old.

I didn't get a white one. I was in the white. I was in the white. I was never such for y'all. Yeah, I'm going to have to get some color. It's probably get the real ones. A brand tidy why he's insane. I could never in my life wear with the like the bit.

What they call? I'm scared of my. Speedo type draws. Nasty work. But I guess when you get older and it gets a little droopy, you come to me. Yeah, you got to keep them up here. You're groovy. You know what?

It's not going to swing. You know what? He just being a ball job to dad. You remember? Get which you. I need to help. Me and your mama. He said,

because I'm not going to want my shit stuck on my leg. So I think they're going to want my shit stuck on my leg. So I think they're going to do it. I apologize. I think you just go back to the old boxers. Like the, what was that called? Fruit of the looms. I never,

I never trusted a nigga that wore checker boxers. Yeah. You know a checker boxers. He was out of pocket. Boxes and not boxers. A big guy in high school. Any nigga that wore loose-ass draws. I was loose-class.

My daddy be here chilling. That's OG. If OG still wearing them loose-ass draws in 2026, he's crazy. He told me, he said, they're my gym pants. than we. Big as it. I ain't never go with those fat ass

girl. No, sir. Your draw always supposed to be pretty. Your draw should always be compressed on your leg,

but you know, tap it with them, man. What you said? Yeah, come on. We, it's gives the girls some time to order.

Yeah, I don't think the fellas want suitcases. They don't want tis. They don't want cologne. I don't like some cologne. Come heavy this year.

Y'all don't like cologne? Yeah, I'm just saying it's the repetitive shit. Make sure it's not for Mucation. See what? That's what I'm saying. So it's tears to it. So mothers that you did tears.

You hate this bitch. That's what he and said, remember? That bitch ain't getting a bitch of everything. So for the ladies that don't like their child's father, but the father, they got to get him something. What's the tears? What about like if you're dating someone who is a father, but he's not a father to care of kids and you want to get him something.

Like, what are we doing here? I mean, that nigga, is he taking care of the kids? He heard daddy. Okay. You still buy something. I'm sure a nigga probably take care of the kids being there. She's saying if a nigga... He hurt daddy?

When I didn't have a kid and a guy that I was dating, had a kid, he was still like my daddy, though, so I bought him something. Oh, God. If my daughter ever said that, O.J, kick her. I'm going to smack the motherfucking lemon drop off my daughter. Dad Dash. I'm about, that's my daddy. Did you know what I had to go through for you?

You call this other thing, Daddy? Listen, he do a lot, too. That's what I'm saying. I got that. That's crazy. My daddy like it when I got a real man in my life because he, him got to do everything. I got to go drop my car off now for my daddy to go clean it out.

Now, I get that. But if they both in the room, you say, Daddy and they both turn around. Oh, I ain't that disrespectful. I just, I want some real shit, though, with the gifts. If you, if you date and a man and he's taking care of your kids, you can show him some love. You don't got to go crazy. You just got to know your personnel.

I'm just nothing when you said you don't think and you don't know what to do. When I said, think. I said something small. Yeah, don't something small of me. though, because we don't something small you. Yes, no. That was the conversation that was having. If you don't like her and you don't want to get her nothing.

No, what's what small with the balloon of flowers? With something small to get a man be. I told you, a pack of T-shirts. Niggas need necessities. Socks. Niggas of love some Supreme socks of Nike socks. Supreme Cavan. Calvin Klein got some of the best underwear known the man.

There we go. Socks, drawls. A nigga loves. Yeah. Give me a polo teas and polo drives. Yeah. And I swear, I got a nigga going to fuck with that. For you to say, I don't know what to get.

I mean, I just want a flower and a motherfucking whatever. Because that's smart. He don't want no tools. Yeah, yeah. You don't want a tie. A pack of cheese from a motherfucking Marshall's, niggas, $23. A three-pack. I'll just pull up with a pack of a bag.

You go, oh, my mama, my nigga, fuck with that. Yeah, just put them in a gift bag. I just know these designer boys are just so boogie. Yeah, but see, y'all, designer boys, niggas is still cool, though. What that shit? They're getting that shit off of D.H.G.? Yeah, a lot of niggas should be bogus as hell.

Man, niggas still wear regular shit. I ain't gonna lie. One of my little homiesmen, I grabbed his little bit of times and did this. Oh. The motherfuckin' balled up like paper because. That's crazy. Word of God on my soul. I said, hey, man, stop wearing this shit.

I grabbing this shit balled up like pipe. You're gonna fuck your feet of themselves like cardboard, boy, boy. Yeah. The skaters in motherfuck of tums be thin. Man, you tripping. Boy, that shit. But that's a barby day. Y'all got said, niggas love t-shirts, draw, socks.

If you came up with your baby daddy and gave him that, and they'd be appreciative. That's something small. Also, if y'all like each other, wait, that child support that much for them. Really care. Oh, you hate him if you don't know about some people's circumstances, but it's an easy gift from away that child support, give him a quiet day. Can I ask y'all a question? Yes, sir.

They don't got nothing to do with no father's day. Good. Did you like the response to Kevin Hart gave about the rest? No. Not at all. Not at all. Was he wrong? I don't think he was wrong.

I don't think he was wrong. The premise that he was working out of a little, but I didn't like it at all. What you think, Bia? From a comedy standpoint, I don't go that far. We need a lot of people off, though. Yeah, we killed a lot of motherfuckers off just. That's a fact. Off bullshit. But to know somebody went through something and that's how they died, I never touched that.

And I'm feeling like that. I don't like that. And unfortunately, it was too impactful, especially when it happened. It was kind of like a timestamp that happened amongst our community. I ain't fuck with that. I know the roads get real wild. I know they get real disrespectful. I know I have no limits.

But that were right there, especially how it was delivered, bro, I wouldn't fucking with that at all. Yeah, I wouldn't. I don't think nobody was fucking with delivery, but I think they put Kevin Hart in a situation where, like, as a comedian, you can say I don't fuck with the joke.

It was a harsh joke. But as a comedian and you, you know the craft, you can't really go against it. Yeah. Because at some point, you're going to say something that's going to offend people.

And he has already. probably you know what I'm saying You know what he's going to happen with the Hoops and shit That's why I say I understand His response even though I don't like it I know he has a line of teeter in that situation But that particular one bro

And especially how hard racist people go for that particular genre of jokes about George Floyd I don't fuck with that I wish you would have just said I ain't fuck with the joke but I understand people got you know comedy I get it

people don't do what they do I can't control what people say Yeah, and we didn't touch your own opinion. He is too, but I just, for that moment, no, I'm just nothing. But, you know, like, he had an excuse. It was loud. Like, it wasn't like he could edit it out.

Yeah, there's nothing he could do in the situation because obviously he didn't say it. And we all pick and choose about stuff, which is understandable. We're human. But that one was just like, nah. And get up there and say, all right, that's enough now. But I guess they was joking on his mom. Yeah, they said a lot of dark stuff in there. Yeah.

And I'm a dark humor person, but some stuff, I mean, again, we all pick and choose. But if my, me personally, and I'm super unfiltered, but if somebody died of some, like a motherfucker died of cancer or something like that, I'm not going to make a joke about cancer. Yeah. With that person. Now, you're not exempt from me getting on your ass.

Yeah, get towards them. Just because you did, though. Yeah. The jokes don't stop just because you passed away. I wish you probably, I probably wouldn't have said. I probably would just like. But how that was, no, I'm nothing, bro. They do.

They are treating Kevin Hart like he said it. Yeah. they are. But I'm like that. He ain't say it, but he could have just said I ain't fuck with the joke. But a lot of people feel that Kevin Hart don't do certain stuff for the black community or he don't step up in a particular way. He don't speak in a particular way.

So it's been some combination of things. All that was bad. It's hard being a comedian. Yeah, I can imagine. He's a politician. But the person who said it too don't have the best history of it, too. It's just like, oh, so you take this. But like he said, he said, that's him.

He'd say fucked up shit all the time. He doesn't. He ain't been canceled or none of that shit. That's not off bread for him saying that. Exactly. So that's why I agree with Kev with that. I don't got to agree with that shit, though, bro. I feel like he should have said something.

But if he didn't want to, shit, that's cool. Yeah. I don't feel no type of way about it. I'm going to be real. I ain't going to fake like I care about that shit. I don't. No, I'm not mad at Kevin. I just think that.

He could have took a different route to it. Obviously would have just said I ain't like the joke. Yeah. And I'm rolling with that, bro. Instead of trying to make it right. Yeah. They're trying to bounce for it. comedy.

Yeah. I don't quote. He said it, but that's how, that's his comedy. That ain't really my comedy. Yeah. Even the response to where, when Lauren the Russell was like, I did the interview with his brother,

and he was just like, I never watched an interview and I've never seen the interview. It was just like, again, bro, like. Yeah, he was crazy. Averted for that. And it's like, all. But, yeah, I didn't have to say that to her notes for nothing.

But, yeah, I like any of that at all. Yeah. That was super dark, but, yeah, Tony's not funny. And that's crazy. Yeah, it's real crazy. Because we're not granted the same things that we could joke about

on the opposite side of that to keep a light. So 100% Get well soon, man. It's 5-20 somewhere, man, tap me in, man, they're on YouTube, they on Patreon for sure. Shout to the real big three, man.

Merch going crazy right now. Appreciate y'all. Shout to be in the gang, for sure, man. All right. This is funny, me. I know it's conference finals time, playoff time. I'm in 2020,

Julian Champini was waived to sign back McClung so he could do the dunk contest. And now Julian Champany is as a contributor under conference finals. Yeah. Should be like that, man. Never meant for Maca McClawn, bro.

Mike McClaum, I mean, he's supposed to be Alex Caruso, man, for the Spurs right now, bro. MacGlaan is supposed to be the house Caruso. He's supposed to be House Cruzon for the Spurs, DJ. No, he's not, man. Why y'all do? Why are y'all playing with my boy Mac like that,

man? how bad Philly is. Yeah, bro. They just ain't got no type of eye. I don't, I don't understand. I'm saying blow up the whole team because y'all getting rid of all important pieces. Capable pieces. Like, to watch Jerry McCain go crazy like this.

Julian Champini, he went crazy in the same guy. Yeah. But I'm saying, like, that's our work. He was right there. Yeah. One thing that did get right, though, what we talked about in the morning show, Tyrus Maxie. Yeah, they got that right.

Right. They drafted, man, Max. Oh, yeah. But, boy. They got lucky, though, with him. He wasn't supposed to be there. Oh. That's a fact. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what that team does. I don't even want to think about the headache they had. Man, shout out to Philly. They got some great fans up there, but, boy, it might get dark for sure. Now, they've talked about the draft lottery. They said there's going to be live next year. I don't believe them. That probably would.

It's another way to generate money. People are going to watch that. And people are really going to think that the results from there was, like, natural. That's why I don't. My thing is, what the fuck is the point? Yeah, I already said,

all right, guys, so what we're gonna do that we're gonna do. This is who's picked. I don't act weird. Adam Silver, get all these niggas together. All right,

y'all, let's row. Come on, bro. That's it, bro. There's no way that I really believe they're about to give us a real result so these scenes live, bro. I get why they tell them.

It's like how they keep lying in everybody face. Like, it's just like a real lottery, bro. in our face, bro. Also, I like the update that said Adam Silver will have the ability

to take away the pics. No. I'll fuck with that, though. No. Yeah. It ain't got nothing to do with me no more, so I don't care. Because Chris Paul was not a liker

because somebody hated. So. They can't get you dumb. For sure. That trade was ridiculous. No. That first Chris Paul trade was ridiculous.

They had, you know that. Chris Paul supposed to have a ring with Colbster. No, bro. If Adam Silver wants to pull the trade, it's like, no, nigga, you can't get it. You go look at, hey, y'all are spending enough money in them teams?

Because OKC is looking real good, bro, for the next year's to come. They are going to be good. Bro, OKC is cheating, bro. They got all types of assets and stuff. But I don't know what they're trying to fool in this situation. Bro, take it ain't going to be that bad next year because it ain't that many prospects. We said it a million times. This was in special draft.

But I would be damn, bro, if I have the number one pick or number two pick and they say, yeah, y'all not getting it. That's bullshit. I'm spilling secrets, bro. I'm ruining the league, bro. it's all worked out DJ I'm telling you that's some shit like bro said generate some money put some eyes on that shit it's already been playing bro y'all don't think these drafts are not already been playing for years down the dream

bro y'all fooling bro no i ain't gonna say that but no i ain't gonna give long term but short term is it's definitely some conversations next year niggis is knowing who's get who's getting what pick bro we got to air fit could file two productions baby we ain't got cores we ain't got air he's about to he's about to be wet over there version that's crazy

this nigga be wild what else we got my mouth I'm talking about this nigga keeps sweating that motherfucker the napkin for the give out

my nose my nose starts sweating I'd be like it's so crazy bro I never forget about that DJ Chow's episode my 14

didn't ever die it'd be hot it'd be the shot though that little weak ass I shouldn't I took that little shit yeah

yeah man get well soon to the NBA, man. We'll see what happens, man. I'm excited for this off season. We're going to see the finals real, real soon. Stay tuned for sure. Shout out to Hard Rock Bedby.

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