Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on almost getting traded to Lakers, James Harden to Clippers reaction

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

We're back with Season 2, Episode 13 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss James Harden getting traded from the Philadelphia 76ers to the Los Angeles Clippers to team up with Kawhi Leonard, Paul George, and Russell Westbrook, and if that core can win an NBA championship. Jeff tells a story about almost getting traded to the Los Angeles Lakers to play with Kobe Bryant and the pressure he would have felt playing alongside him. Last, Jeff and the guys talk about the emergence of Jeremy Lin and “Linsanity” on the New York Knicks and how he took the NBA by storm. 00:00 - Introduction02:00 - Cremation or Burial?08:00 - Hockey player dies on ice12:00 - James Harden to Clippers19:00 - Jeff Teague Kobe story22:00 - Jeremy Lin story26:00 - Rappers being short33:00 - OJ Simpson trial43:00 - Going through your girlfriend’s phone #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an iHeart Podcast. The Volume. We back, another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me. To my left, my dog, Bishop, out to prayer. At least my boy be here.

How you what today, man? What's happening, man? Shout out to the gang. I am the Isidore Ambassador. Shout out to my niggas. What else I want to say? Fuck hoes get money. Man, this nigga

ain't got no hoes. What's your response to that? Nigga, I get bitches. Hey, man. This is entertainment, y'all. Don't take that out of wax. For work purposes. Don't take that out of wax.

We joking, man. We joking. Chill. Don't ever. Nah, fuck him. Nah, fuck him. Go ahead. You can introduce him tonight.

Don't ever disrespect the lineage. Now, introduce him. That's on him. I'm Teague. never disrespect the lineage now introduce you I don't know what's at the door this is whatever my boy might gone with the fly nets yeah yeah shout out to them Johnson orthopedic shoes but we having a good time today but we started off kind of earlier by gotta cut but me oh oh i think dj got watered that's what's all good oh man he pump faking sexy red cup oh yeah shout out to sexy red she performing while pregnant eel told you they gotta book both of them told you they're still up bro the family hustle it's still up bro the bills are doing y'all is not going it's even more entertaining now.

You think so? Bro, she's going even more crazy. Nigga, she was chicken-headed with Chingy. Yes, bro. All three of them. That's nasty, bro. She's going bananas, bro. Seriously.

I told you that shit wasn't going to stop nothing. Nigga, she's going to perform until she's ready to drop that motherfucker. I respect that. And she's going to live stream it. No, thanks. Now, did y'all's gonna live stream it no thanks now did y'all see the live stream funeral a mom like live streamed uh her son funeral where she was going off yeah family did you see that bro yeah bro they wilding bro they wild

they might be the wildest shit i ever seen live stream me though i'll be mad if niggas live stream my funeral tonight, Kraken. Hey, somebody get active on this motherfucker. My last day on camera, y'all ain't gonna have me at her looking assy. Have y'all seen the nigga that had a funeral? He was on a motorcycle. Remember that DJ back in the day? I want to do something like that.

Put me on the drums, bro. Or put me in the chair with the mic. I don't like it. They put them niggas who be playing 2K up. They be having people playing 2K. Yeah, bro. When you die, bro. Yeah. And if you're doing all that i need to see his record because if he was trashed lay his ass down i seen somebody had they they person they kid in the club and like he was performing yeah

yeah that's out of pocket yeah put me in the 520 chair or if we get to that point when we host and yeah put me stand me up bro i ain't got nothing to do with that. Don't let me down. I want y'all to just freeze me. Freeze you? Yeah. Damn, devilish, man. I don't ever want to be dead. Like, just freeze me. Like, when I pass, just put me down.

We'll cremate you. Nah, don't cremate me. Don't burn me up. We'll cremate you. Freeze me. Don't put my nigga in the backwoods. You got a pocket. I want to be in a big-ass ice block.

So when you can walk by, I'll be like, damn, that nigga's still right there. If I get a hold of you pause I'ma create you sell your shit you know how niggas be having them look yes in the middle of the mall you got me fucking basic drawers of tea you gonna put you in the ice a door that's a new collab. For sure. Y'all be fucked. Nah, that's crazy. They can say he gonna sell me at a mall. Look at that shit. Which mall though? At the kiosk though.

Greenwood. Oh, damn. That's really dope. Put my nigga in Greenwood. I'll take Lafayette. Keep it gang. You don't want to be in Lafayette. Keep it gang still.

We gonna go out like that. Keep it gang. You're gonna be right next to the car. She was out of pocket though, bro. Man, that's crazy. Yeah, out of pocket, bro. that's crazy Yeah out of pocket bro How you wanna go out though DJ How you wanna go out

If you had to go out Your idea Not kill you in your sleep Or whatever I'm talking about How you want your funeral to be Cremate me bro Turn up

I want niggas help Yeah bro I'm nothing That shit is expensive I'm dead What the fuck Do you care if I'm in the box or not Cremate me Niggas have a good time bro

Yeah I need a celebration bro I want everybody just to have like Yeah I damn near take a cremation. No, leave me whole. Damn near, I don't want to get my body ate up by some motherfucking... I can't feel it, bro. Yeah, you can't feel it getting burnt up either.

Nah, I'm saying, but go crazy, though. You're not coming back. You definitely got to have Texas Roadhouse rolls. I just want them to... That's ridiculous. You got to have those rolls there rose there but i want it different like how i did so when i'm when i die when i'm like 89 because if i live past 89 i'm shitty nine like like 90 90 90 to 100 life is trying and i'm other people day up calling them like can you come can you pick my soup grandpa again like hey Can you come put my shoes on

Like My baby's gonna take care of me You'll have Mike's shoes By that age Yeah Facts But if I gotta do that Like I'm

I wanna just die Cause I'm bothering y'all At this point But if I'm still Kicking it Walking I can do my shit on my own I live till I'm 120

Yeah cause that's annoying Especially like Running all the time Like who gonna take Grandpa home Like damn Yeah Nigga gotta feed me and shit Yeah You gotta make this play first If you can't because that's annoying, especially like running out in time. Like, who going to take grandpa home? Like, damn. Yeah. I don't want to turn him on my way.

Nigga got to feed me and shit. Yeah. You got to make him play first. If you can't, I'm okay with taking G-Pop to the crib, but I ain't about to be feeding that nigga, chewing on his food and putting it in his mouth. Pre-gaming meals crazy. Yeah, that's fucked up.

Yeah, like, I don't want. Y'all talking about like during when you finish. I'm talking about like when you actually go on there. You know, like, how you want to go out? I want to be taken to the repass too. I don't like the order of a funeral. Don't have the funeral. Go bury me then have the repass.

Take me to the repass then bury me. So niggas are supposed to have you outside? Yeah, we need to open up Crown Hill at 9. Y'all can sit me down at 9. Somebody going to hit that wall so I'm sure it'll be open in there. Don't take me to the repass Matter of fact I don't want a repass Like

I want niggas Actually I do want people crying Like nigga yeah I want y'all sad To the motherfucker That I left this earth Nah bro I ain't about to give a fuck

I'm talking about I wanna go Turn up Turn up bro Turn up for what Nah somebody gonna miss me God damn it. We can party, but I better party.

Somebody buried. Two of my hoes better be at that casket. Two of them? That's crazy. The hoes going to be the potbearer. Yeah, go on. No niggas carry me out. Go on, cremating.

Go on, cremating. Go on and send it to the boy scale Have a bar bar Having hoes at night It's crazy Gertrude going crazy Crying over your ass Nah bro

The hoes don't die They don't They don't get cold Shout out to the Halloween costume Crackle barrels up All the way Taking hoes To crackle barrels

Is crazy That's where 90 year old people Go crackle barrels That's the worst restaurant That one Oh no we not gonna do that Cracker Barrel is weak That shit is trash bro Shout out to D I love you D

But that shit terrible Cracker Barrel breakfast is fire MCL MCL is higher than Denny's for sure I love the nachos from Denny's but that's back in the day What's the last time that you slid to Denny's I was grown Anybody going to Denny's, but that's back in the day. I was going to say, what's the last time that you slid to Denny's? I was grown. Anybody going to Denny's before midnight,

you out of pocket. This is when I knew Kyle Riley was going to be a preacher. This is a random, but we tried to dine and dash at Denny's, and he stayed in there. Wow. Well, it looks like you're paying for all four. Yeah, it was eight of us. I'm not doing that. I should have known you was going to be a pastor.

Yeah, Riley, fuck you. You better not tell. You ain't pastor all next game. I was like. You ain't pastor all next game. Good job. Nigga, the devil would have had me up out there, motherfucker. With a milkshake.

Shout out to my nigga Bub. My nigga Bub used to have the truck. He used to be on the couch with the nigga. Now today. He's foul niggas, man. My nigga Bubby Dub Dub. Foul. Foul. The Foul niggas, man. My nigga Bubby Dub Dub. Foul. Foul. Shout out to my nigga Bubby Dub Dub.

Foul. Definitely foul. Shout out to my boy Bubby Dub Dub. I have a question. You talking about the repass. Hey, I need a repass food to slap because repass food here different. Yeah. Yeah. What's better, the repass food or the baby shower food? Baby shower. Out the gate

like that? It's not even close. I be low-key sad I'm eating this good at this man repass. Especially new shit. The new baby showers is damn real. They damn real like proposals. Yeah, just have a fish fry my shit. Don't fuck it. At the

repass? Yeah, bro. Have a fish fry, bro. Nigga's not about to be in my purse and smell like perch for the last time. That's crazy. That's out of pocket. How did you propose? Ordered. Not ordered. Shout out to my family. They got the little spot.

Little Mexican spot out in Calcine. And we had a gender reveal the same day. Oh, that's hard. So she didn't know. She thought we was just finding out what the baby was and then you know what I mean, I gave her what's happening. I gave LeBron mine. I got this nigga the firest picture from that moment.

That shit's crazy. I have LeBron mine. Stood on the bed. Yes or no? Wow. She said, Oh my God. I thought you were going to go down one knee. Yes or no? Wow. She said, oh my God, I thought you were going to go to one knee.

No, no, no. It's me. I'm the prize. You're not. I'm the prize. T.X. Samuels. Yeah, you out of pocket. You out of pocket.

I'm the prize. You not. Like, what? But y'all went somewhere far though. Yeah, we was out of town. We was out. We was out of country.

You can't drive to where you went, bro. So don't make it seem like that. It was a good time. Yeah. Great decision. Yeah. Can't wait to see how my nigga DJ propose. Yeah, it's going to be very interesting.

Yeah. Depends on if we get to another contract with the volume or not. The bag will be different by then, huh? Yeah. His proposal is going to be elite. Nigga, what? A little crazy. Mike doing it, too. You coming out of retirement. Because I saw you on Instagram. Mike going to be a leak Nigga A little crazy Mike doing it too You coming out of retirement

Because I saw you on Instagram Mike going to snitch Mike was supposed to do About What was them shits called About engagement pictures Damn Damn

Mike Shiesty on us Nah Something happened From Pornhub To engagement pictures What a transition My nigga is versatile Jack didn't want to wear

A real coat Yeah I didn't I wanted to wear a sweatsuit I didn't want to wear a suit That would have been fire I couldn't ice skate I didn't want to wear real clothes Ice skating is cool

Ice skating is hard as fuck Yeah that shit cool I ain't never been For real? Mm-mm That shit cool bro Damn I can roller skate but I can't

Our piece of the NHL player That died from hockey. Y'all see that shit? He got the skate across his neck. Yeah, that shit is crazy. What? Yeah, bro. Yeah.

In the real game? Yeah, bro. Oh, they got to cancel the league. Man, NHL and niggas fight. That ain't tripping. Nigga, a nigga died from a skate? Yeah, bro. Man.

Crazy, bro. Damn, Art. That's wild. It's just a freak accident, bro. Just like the crocodile hunter. I guess if they investigate you, because I think's just a freak accident bro just like the crocodile hunter nah when they showed the replay i was like oh that's gonna even if he meant that or not boy that's gonna be tough yeah that's gonna be tough wow that's crazy i gotta look i gotta hopefully it wasn't intentional but yeah he died prayers up he died i'm sorry to hear that damn that's crazy I got look hopefully it wasn't intentional but yeah he died prayers up he died

I'm sorry to hear that damn that's crazy that's really crazy bro all right I got you yo that's crazy yeah bro that shit is it's a video I hope not I don't want to see that yeah that's worse than the Paul George video no I don't know lo this fucked. That's worse than the Paul George video. No, no, no. This fucked up is this nigga was planning to propose. Oh, so he's damn. She's sick. Yeah.

Adam Johnson. That sound like a nigga. They do have a video and I definitely don't want to watch it. Nah, please don't show me that. That's crazy. But yeah, that shit's crazy but yeah that's just fire i mean not fire that's just foul as how like when i went to the park that was just like see this is why i should wear neck guards and i'm just like damn had this agenda in their back pocket like as soon as that happened people just like this is why they should wear neck guards i'm like

i ain't never seen a fucking neck guard at hockey before Yeah they need They need like Something else bro Cause The boy get sliced on your neck By a skate It's crazy Which one was that?

Cause you said that's fire I fucked up I fucked up He did say that was fire That's how you know Niggas be showing bullshit Cause the real him Eventually come out

Nah I'm for real bro That's fucked up I was reading something else As I went back a lot This part Oh shit To die from escape bro To die at work is fucked up

I don't wanna die at work I pray not to die He probably on TV bro Yeah bro It was a game It was a televised game Damn That shit's crazy

Prayers up Prayers up for sure but uh we knew this was gonna happen but eventually it happened now James Harden with the Clippers shout out to PJ yeah shout out to Pete but I don't think that's gonna do nothing for them you don't think so no how you gonna play you gonna play all four of them and Zubat? Shit. I think somebody going to have to. I mean, eventually, you know, somebody going to be hurt. Eventually, somebody going to sit. You got to stagger it somehow.

So, they all healthy. Who you playing? What's the lineup? All healthy. You damn right got to play all four. That's a nasty four. All four and Bach. I mean, yeah.

Yeah. Free Terrence Mann. Why? You're going to be a great six man then Yeah he'll be just fine I don't know bro Hamer Russell Westbrook Second unit gonna kill

But James Harden Russ PG Kawhi And Zubac That's your lineup? I'm fucking with it It ain't a bad lineup

PG can play the four They tall enough PG can play the four Kawhi can play the four Small ball now Strong as shit They really hard They are

Whoever James That don't even matter Let's get a strategy And let's get our motherfucking What do you call it together Niggas chemistry Get the chemistry together that's what matters the most

It's going to be tough To get chemistry Look, niggas chemistry. Get the chemistry together. That's what matters the most. All of them is interchangeable. It's going to be tough to get chemistry when it's four players that are dominant players that usually had a ball. I'm saying this is for them to figure it out, though, bro. I'm sure they all thought about that before we said one, two, three Clippers, nigga. I'm sure they thought about that before we went over there. Russ is only Russ when he got the ball. Like, if he not making the decision, playing, passing, rebounding,

he ain't really that effective for you. But I feel like even if you got to kind of sway to do it like you do with, like, mono and shit, James Harden could just be your second-unit killer if he need to be. If Russ got to be the point guard to make it easy, then fuck it. Yeah, but, like, dumbing down Russ, because somebody going to get dumbed down, and I feel like they're going to try to dumb down Russ, and Russ been playing well for the Clippers right now. So if you dumb him

down, you're going to basically get the Lakers. And we've seen what kind of shit that was. Russ only averaging 13 points this year. But the way he's playing, though, he's playing well. He's playing good ball. Yeah, he's playing like good. Like he's got a good feel. Adding them will make it worse?

Yeah, because Russ got the ball. He already got to get P.G. Kawhi going. Zubek, but it's still him. He got to get them going. Now you got James Harden. James Harden do what Russ do. James Harden a point guard. So now what you going to do?

Russ to the two? That ain't where he strong at. But James is great at the two as well. Is he? Yeah, bro. When the last time you seen James at the two? In Houston. It's been a But James is great at the two as well. Is he? Yeah, bro. When was the last time you seen James at the two? In Houston. His grandson's been a while.

He was at the two at Houston? Yeah, he was, bro. Who was the point? Pat Bale was the point. Chris Paul was the point. Nah, they used to go to the corner. Facts. And James had that rock.

I'm just saying. Remember how we said, James, you the point guard. And Brooke, like I said, hadn't the game been about two guard a while. Russell Westbrook played with James Harden. He was the point guard. Hated it. Left. Wanted to go to Washington.

Well, they got back together, Jeff. I mean, I ain't saying they ain't friends. So that's what was confusing me, man. I was confused, too. They know. I was confused, too. They know what the fuck happened in Houston. So if it was that fucking bad, I don't think niggas would collab again.

What's the fucking point? They still friends, but. Yeah, fuck that, but they understand. I ain't saying they mad at each other. When he was in Houston, they literally had Westbrook playing a five. He was saying pick and rolls. I ain't lying. I think if they figure it out, nigga, it's going to be a problem.

Yeah, I think if they can figure it out, and I feel like they smart enough basketball players To where they can figure it out And you got Ty Lue That's If they didn't have Ty Lue Or a coach like him I would feel iffy I feel like Ty Lue

Gonna be the person To make that work I think they gonna play Russ and PG together And then James and Kawhi together I could see that Like First quarter

Second quarter type shit Stagger that shit Yeah Whoever gotta go and finish it out Yeah They gonna finish it out That's smart. I like that too.

Because Russ and P.G. already got some type of connection from the OKC days. P.J. Tucker living the fucking life, man. I love that. Don't he just get to go and have a mic?

Bro, just. P.J. could be the star of that team if somebody slide down. Yeah, bro. It's gone. That shit is tight. Shout out to P.J., man.

Yeah, nah, he earned all that shit. He got to move all 4,000 of them shoes from Philadelphia to LA. The beginning of his career until now, the later years of his shit, been elite. Nah, it's beginning. Elite. He started in Toronto. No, that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying every city he played in.

Oh, you talking about the city. I'm just talking about his pool in the league. It's like, bro, I think that nigga was like Nah I'm going too You damn right You know what I'm saying He done played in some great cities He done played in Phoenix Toronto

Houston Philly Now he in LA He done played in Llewell Yeah he had a fire city Nah I'm glad Llewell had the best tour Llewell tour might be the

That's the most The best Yeah I would say Jamal But Jamal just played Every fucking game Yeah Jamal played In Portland

Jamal played for all 30 teams Chicago New York Atlanta Yeah Jamal had a run bro Dang

I can't even say Playing for the Knicks Was like a pro Like outside of Playing in the Garden Niggas don't be like Damn I played for the Knicks They be like Yeah I played for the Knicks They was sad But that they were sad but that was on my lead times in new york though

because when teams came to new york it's always a little i play for the next it's hard yeah i'm saying because when they when teams came there it was a big deal bro and that's when he would get off them random 50 game 50 point games and shit everybody won't play for the next bro what about you did you want to play for the next that's bro What about you? Did you want to play for the Knicks? Never wanted to play for the Knicks That's not my personality But like You had a chance Yeah, I had a chance

But if you one of them guys You would play for the Knicks Like you want to play for the Knicks It's the guard It's always hype And then the Knicks Just like One of the most loved teams, bro

Yeah, you a low-key motherfucker too So that Yeah, I always wanted to play for like The Bucks And like The Hawks Nobody that really got on TV You a Charlotte hornet type

now now now no i couldn't be on the team kyle jones pick it wrong the real terry rogers i was gonna ask you what city or team did you want to play for or you would like damn i would have with and you didn't do it or you could have i wish i would have played for like chicago or something like that new york i wish i would have played For like Chicago or something like that New York I wish I would've played For a big time city team But that wasn't me though It just wasn't my opportunity

I wish that nigga Would've went to the Lakers bro Niggas was Close I forgot about that I was scared I ain't gonna lie I ain't wanna play with Kobe bro

He wanted you to play with him though I was like That would've been So hard He told me What he say about Jalen We was in a game he was like you left me with this shit i was like what he left me with this shit no he was pointing at

jeremy lynn yeah i was like oh shit like what he was he's supposed to come out here and you left me with this shit i've been hard he was like man that shit crazy i was like you in cold bro it wasn't gonna be hard i ain't want to be jeremy lynn oh he would have been selling somebody else you left me with this shit i've been mad as hell he wouldn't have said that to you bro he wouldn't you would have had fun i probably would have fun but like lou will was like this nigga different bro he did oh this was them years yeah it was like they had like boozer it was like they had like boozer it was germy lynn boozer all the rebuild jordan hill it wasn't like lit it wasn't lit at all it was like nah i ain't trying to go out there shots of jordan so this was like what this was like

mid-season this off-season this was in the middle of the game when i was about to get traded was off-season so uh yeah right before your party i remember that day vividly damn mm-hmm swear and I end up finishing out the year in Atlanta that's crazy matter of fact that was the year I made the all-star team matter of fact they was gonna trade you that year mm-hmm cuz we played or we played them and I went through the lane I dunked on Jordan Hill mmm It was early in the season and he was like, you left me with this shit? He's playing German. They beat us actually, it was so crazy.

Damn, you was guarding Jalen? I was, he actually had a good game too, so I was like, this game bad bro. I don't know what he talking about, like it ain't terrible. He knew. That Linsanity shit in New York was crazy. Linsanity was crazy. We played him during that time.

For real? Yeah, we played Linsan them during that time. For real? Yeah, we played Lansing during that time. He killed two. Melo used to be so shitty. It's Darren Williams' fault. I think we played them like one of the first or second games Melo came back. They beat us though, but Jeremy Lin was hooping. He was like, it had to be like 80 cameras under. When he came out to warm up and my time was like a little similar to his, it had to be like 80 cameras under. When he came out to warm up, and my time was a little similar to his,

it had to be like 80 cameras under the go when he was warming up. I was like, damn. He was different, bro. He had SportsCenter on lock, bro. Man, what they was gassing at. On my mom, he had SportsCenter on lock, bro. If Jeremy Leonard were to play a couple years later, but when social media was really, really cracking, bro,

he would have been rich the rest of his life, bro. Oh, yeah. These times? These times, bro, he would have made so generally a hundred million dollar fool for sure he would have easy money bro yeah his fucking platform it would have been immaculate bro all them followers he would have had he would have been up there yeah i was trying to think now who else went on a crazy run like that. And Jeremy Lin, we ain't saying that, but I'm just trying to think like who else did a crazy run like that and just it didn't keep going. I ain't never seen nobody have a run like that. Besides Tim Tebow.

Don't disrespect Tim Tebow. Tebow didn't have a Jeremy Lin run. He was a great college football player. Nah, bro, that Denver Broncos shit, Tim Tebow, bro, he had a run. Oh, you talking about, oh, when he – No, my mom, he had a run. Five passes a game. And them niggas was winning, bro. Oh, my mom, He had a run. Oh, you're talking about when he threw in for five passes a game.

And them niggas was winning, bro. Oh, my mommy had a run, bro. Nah, it wasn't Jeremy Lin, though. Jeremy Lin was sleeping on the couch, bro. The couch sold for thousands, bro. Man, I hate that, though. That's because he live in New York.

Yeah, but like... And he was living with somebody, too. He was living with Landry Phillips. Shout out to Landry Phillips. He went to Harvard and everything. Yeah, but like, bro was really out here. He was grinding uh landry phillips yeah shout out to landry field he went to harbor and everything yeah but like bro was really out here he was giving him lakers 30. he had a great game yeah he was killing but bro he was like what the getting 30 and going to sleep on your homie couch was crazy i'm all sports center i gotta get up my full time that's why that's out

of pocket jerry malin was like mike yeah On my mama. He might have had the greatest sports moment. He had the best two weeks I've ever seen in my life. He was living like Shaq. Then he ended up getting, what, $30 million or something? $30, $35 million. The Rockets paid him. That's when they first doing that poison pill shit. When they had the back load of money on your contract.

He might have got a three for $30. You said like Mike. I hate that movie. Why do these little dusty ass shoes make you good now? That's terrible, bro. That's one of the worst basketball movies. And Morris Chestnut being a small forward was nasty. Oh, he was in that movie.

Fucking up the lineage. I'm not passing the ball to Morris Chestnut. Nah, bro. Damn, I didn't know he was in that fucking movie. Mike might have been one of the worst ones. Yes, it is. Nah, bro. Basketball purposes, bro.

Basketball purposes, bro. As a kid movie, I'm going to give it a pass. I'm talking about basketball purposes, bro. It's one of the worst. That and Loving Basketball. Oh, I'm rolling. Loving Basketball is one of the worst basketball movies. It's a good movie.

Who the actor in that motherfucking Q? Yeah. I don't know his real name. Omar Ips. Yeah. He can't hoop. Quincy McCall's one of the weakest.

Nah, he was weaker than like Mike. Bow Wow was better than him. Omar Ips was terrible. Oh yeah, give me Shad. His behind the back was terrible. That's the worst

behind the back I've ever seen. Nah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. We speaking pure basketball. You gotta get the clip too. Where is it? It's when he was with USC, I think. He went behind his back. Oh yeah. That's what I'm saying. We speaking pure basketball. You got to get the clip. It's when he was with USC. I think he went behind his back. Oh and the high school

leadership was weak too. Oh weak. He got injured on that dunk. He's like trash. He's still hanging on the rim. He's like bro he's alright. What number was he? Was he 22?

Trash. Something like that. Yeah he was one of the. So who we rolling with? So Nyle Latham looked better than him in that movie. So Nyle Latham was who? Sort of. I'm like damn she might have really? So Nia Lathan looked better than him in that movie. Nia Lathan was who? She did.

So the guy, I'm like, damn, she might have really played. She did. She had a little bush in her game. Who else? No baked beans. So who better? Morris Chestnut and Like Mike or Quincy McCall? I don't know, bro.

She had a little butch in her game. That's wild. Butch McCray. Oh, I thought y'all was saying like butch as in like. Like young M.A.? She's not even young. That's what which we crying. Oh, I thought y'all would say like butchers in life like young in me Not even young she doesn't make now 25 bro Look can we gotta remove the young off your shit?

Little ain't still got, he's still Lil Wayne. He's 50. Yeah, he's short. All them motherfuckers be short, though. Yeah. When I seen Jeezy, I was like, damn. I was just about to say that, bro. You was the biggest coke dude I ever seen in my life.

I believed every drug you sold. I didn't. I thought he was just as tall as goddamn the game, bro. Until I stood next to you, bro. I was like, this little motherfucker would not hold me. I swear to God he the game, bro. Until I stood next to you, bro. I was like, this little motherfucker would have not have held me. I swear to God he wouldn't have, bro. Be careful. You had to pull that pistol on me, bro, because I would have walked the woods with you.

Because you little as hell. I mean, don't sleep, bro. Bro, I say he probably got a big gun. He might have a big old gun. He got a Rondo wingspan. Motherfucker hit you upside with that.40 cal. He might. Hit you upside the head with that biscuit, boy. You're a Rondo wingspan. Motherfucker hit you upside with that.40 Cal. He might. Hit you upside the head with that biscuit, boy.

He was about to show me. You're going to lose the war because I'm being a meth addict. Nah, I didn't know he was that short, though. I ain't going to lie. Kevin Hart. Lloyd. I seen Lloyd. I said, damn.

Lloyd is a leprechaun. That's why I'm like, back then when I used to see them, I was like, you must got to be short to get in. Lloyd was really 5'2". You got to be, bro, because Snoop Dogg, Thug, Game, they were rare, bro. Yeah, I'm with my mom. Waka Flocka, they rare. Waka Flocka is a tall motherfucker. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though.

Where is he the tallest? Yeah. 5'6", 2'6", 3", yeah. Game tall. That's what I'm saying. It's spooky. But the rest of them, I'm like'm like bro ain't no way you talking somebody like that and you are five nothing yeah bro you got me yeah bro i'll fling your

ass so yeah you keep talking that g he's in the truck you better have a lot of guns and i can get my hands on your little pity ass. You better kill him. I'm going to blink your little ass. Nigga. I'm as short as hell, bro. Treat him like we man. They probably do. That's a big ass. I'm going to say nigga.

Oh, yeah, bro. It ain't going down how you think. Your history's never easy, but like, bro, y'all niggas are a little as hell. Like, Floyd a little as hell, but I know I ain't got, I don't want no smoke. You see when Henry 50 got to it, he said, he hit me so fast, I just had to grab him. Nah, I don't want no smoke. 20 he said he hit me so fast i just had to grab him no i don't want no smoke my ear was ringing for a week yeah oh yeah that's different yeah that's a professional bro tank i don't want no smoke nah that short as hell too he will kill somebody yeah i want no smoke child to do hey man um your man charleston white valid points for once in his life what he said he said a woman can't

raise a man single mothers out there he's like at some point you got to be with somebody with a male figure a daddy his life is a woman can I raise a man by herself thanks it's a tough conversation was a lot everybody tender now can't say nothing to nobody can't talk to them because they grew up with their mama maybe tender and you can tell not in a bad sense but you can tell you can tell what somebody's grown up with a lot of feminine presences yeah thoughts in their head yeah facts i mean yeah i guess you know you do need a male figure i ain't gonna never disrespect us but make sure they have man it's more than none so yeah and also too in that situation a lot of times it's not because they want to be single parents i don't think that was the play

from the beginning a lot of these girls just want to have babies just for gp i agree but not all of them i mean not all of them but we definitely play our part we hit them and quit yeah that's what i'm saying like we gotta take some type of accountability we just ain't gonna act like just men just out here trying to be great fucking fathers and shit that shit capping a bitch a lot of you niggas are still living yo see still running around nigga so fuck that i ain't going bro i ain't going kids do need they motherfucking daddy but at the same time it's a lot of bitch ass motherfuckers walking around living down the street from their kids and they pull it up so that's the fact no that's i ain't blaming the mama for raising her kid the best way she can so i don't even i i agree with it but you you got to speak both sides of that weak ass

though i a thousand percent agree i'm just like they didn't just want to be single parents some of these people thought it was going to be different it didn't work out that way what they're supposed to do oh damn that ain't here them but you do also gotta let another dude like pause you gotta look like another male figure be in his life like he got an uncle or he got a coach or somebody you gotta let them be a man because a lot of them be like you try to help discipline the kid or something like hey man you need to get off that don't talk to my son like that. You know what I mean? You're like, yeah, he going to get his way or he going to be tender

or whatever he going to be. Should have kept letting me hit you. I ought to have took care of you and him. Benefits. Discipline for everybody. I didn't mean to ruin your take, bro. I feel that. I was just putting a stamp on it, bro.

I mean, sometimes you got to be the ball coach that take down the mama. I don't know. Not me. Shout out to Bubba Dub. Yeah, Bubba Dub said it. Nah, for real. Keep up playing, Tom. It be hard, though, bro.

Sometimes a lot of these little niggas don't want to play sports, bro. What if your son wanted to be a cheerleader? All right. What you had next? Shout out to Step It Up. What you had next? What if your It Up. What you had next? What if your son wanted to be a little nigga throwing hoes up in the air? What you had next on the agenda?

You said my nigga was going to be a basement, bro. This nigga's crazy. Why you got to be a basement, though? Would you be mad at your son for wanting to be a cheerleader or play volleyball? Come on, man. I know some quality. I guess I would Much rather I would much rather

Look at these niggas Energy I know some dudes That play volleyball Bro that's real Athletes bro Shout out to Chase Budinger Bro he

Who? Chase Budinger Oh yeah Chase Yeah he's a volleyball player Yeah I respect The athletic as hell Alright what's the most Out of pocket sport

Karate or wrestling I'm not disrespecting Pro wrestling Or like high school High school wrestling I'm not disrespecting either I ain't either Cause I seen

Terrence Crawford wrestle He He get on your ass I ain't cool Niggas are body slamming Yeah I'm cool I ain't got no disrespect For them

They different Terrence Crawford Definitely drinks Pepsi For sure I seen his fit the other day I said that nigga Ain't He out the hood disrespect for them. They different. Terrence Crawford definitely drinks Pepsi. For sure. I seen his fit the other day. I said, that nigga ain't,

he out the hood, but the hood ain't left him. Not at all. And he used to wrestle. And he, I don't want to smoke with nobody like that. Hey, speaking of Chase Buttergur,

why Chaelan Parsons hate on every white person in the NBA now? I think it's funny. Every time somebody in the white NBA start going crazy. Because they be trying

to disrespect him. He pull out with the hate. It be funny. What did he say? I ain't tapped into Chase. He be going crazy. He was with the hate. It'd be funny. What did he say? I ain't tapped in the chain. He be going crazy. He was hating Austin Reeves back. Oh, what did he say?

He ain't like that? I'm the only white boy like that. Shout out to Chandler, bro. I remember him from high school. He was cool. He definitely finessed the league. I respect that. Respect.

Definitely finessed the league. Shout out to Memphis. Biggest finesse. That's crazy. That was a while so I wish I could have figured out how you did it oh bro he won't wait by no his body was fucked up I'm saying he got them to pay him all that money his knee was messed yeah how did you do it I just needed two

more years you could have got the surgery told you so now I should have finessed him I should do he did I could have just faked it like I should have finessed him. I should have did what he did. I could have just faked it. I should have even got it checked out. Just been hurt. Faked it like Envy wife, huh? Like who wife? No, my... Did he say fake it like who wife? DJ Envy wife.

DJ Envious. Hey, I never agree with this nigga, but shout out to Tyrese. The Envy household is out of pocket I told y'all Alright tell me what happened We ain't put no We ain't put no smut on Tyrese No more Yes we are

No we're not It's just not this chance What happened He was trying to be The marriage counselor bro And shit got Shit went south basically man Tyrese kept texting too much

Tyrese out of pocket dude Tyrese out of pocket did Tyrese why you trying to slide on the On the wife He was He said I'm gonna fix y'all marriage Tyrese I'm gonna beat y'all But Envy gave him permission though bro To text his wife so

Did he? He did He knew it He didn't have a choice He knew it After he apologized for what he did He didn't have a leg to stand on I just think he apologized for what he did, he never let it just stay. I just think they was out of pocket for making that public, though.

She said she faked it for 10 years. Oh, she said she faked? Faked having an orgasm with him for 10 years. So who was getting the real one? They wrote a book about that? Yeah. Together. DJ Envious.

Nah. It's a Ponzi. Nah, bro. Yeah, that's a real story, Yeah. Together. Mm-hmm. DJ Envious. Nah. It's a Ponzi. Nah, bro. Yeah, that's a real story, right? That's a real story. Nah, facts. That ain't no cap. We can move on.

You gotta get a new... It's over. Yeah, it's over. Speaking of some funny shit, the couple from Good Morning America, I guess their little silence is over. They got a podcast they about to drop talking about all the...

They was married to different people, and they was working together. Oh! They got a podcast coming out about that shit. Oh, they about to drop talking about they was married to different people and they was working oh they got a podcast coming out about that shit oh they about to be live that bitch gonna be lit i was thinking about some shit i was like that's low-key horror for you for you to leave your girl and start a podcast with your side bitch is crazy that's a hell of a rollout hmm that is amazing it's a genius idea it got got me to thinking dj thinking about a 520 we can do a late night podcast for you a spinoff okay go crazy go crazy don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry.

Be happy. I'm happy. That will not be on the volume. No, I'm joking. But I was wondering, like, if they had, I wish back in the day they could have podcasts for all the random shit that happens so we could actually know what happened. Like, if there was a OJ Simpson-led podcast about what happened to know if they said to try that would have been a bitch of all time now I agree bow oh wow OJ is a legend it's him when they came and makes podcast I'm like he

really beat the allegations and he didn't trip he be jumping on the niggas rush it crazy well I was in a tweet when he was like Something happened Somebody just got In an incident With they wife Or something happened When he retweeted The fake tweet He was just like Will you need to

Call me nephew Yeah Yeah bro I said This is wild bro When he said OJ be telling him You need to call me nephew

Like retweeted that Nah that's wild That is That is wild I got the recipe Nah I fuck with OJ Cause he wrote he need to call me then if you like retweeted that. Nah, that's wild. I got the recipe. Nah, I fuck with OJ. Because he wrote a book and said, what if I did it? Yeah, that's my favorite old head right now, bro. Him having that personality like that.

I don't fuck with OJ for that. I don't want to live in LA because we might find out. I don't want to come across a killer. You don't fuck with OJ? He didn't do it, DJ. The glove didn't fit, bro. Chill. He didn't do it, DJ. The glove didn't fit, bro. Chill. No. He didn't do it, bro. Shit.

All right. I saw the trial. Baby, all right. I saw the trial. That's all I'm saying. It was fuzzy, bro. That DNA. Nigga.

That DNA was matching perfectly. It was fuzzy, bro. Nigga, if he was on power, his ass would have went to jail for 100 years. That was the worst conviction of all time. They pulled out a fucking black glove love is they don't fit how do you know that was the one it was all scripted dna so it's backwards good good job i mean oh good job i mean good johnny cochran because rp Good shit, Johnny Cochran, because you finessed the shit out of that. The real JC, not Jason Collins. Who Jason Collins?

The first cheerleader. The first baseman. No A-Rod. Shut up. That was good. The first baseman, no A-Rod. That was elite. That was a a rock that was a leak that was a bar that was a bar we were gonna say God that's a boy that's a boy that's a boy the first basement I really wish I had a kind of podcast with Bill Clinton too Cause that was some filthy shit For them to get on TV

And they had to have a press conference about this nigga cheating That's crazy bro That's why I don't want to be that famous bro You gotta talk about you getting some neck That's wild bro All this shit Trump was doing Bill got a little side was had And they thought that nigga was the worst person of all time

Those were different times too though I mean they was doing wild the shit then I'm saying though I think Bill probably ain't saying he would have got a pass at a man we would have kind of made it cool Oh black people fuck black people fucked with Bill Clinton nigga so I don't know why we did we would have made it cool either he was locking everybody up but that's another now i got a question if obama would have got some side how we would have felt about that well we would have turned on him but it would have been expected that's a great question it was a white neck dinner oh she was white

he is cooked by our community or the media all the above they would have been on his ass bro they would have fried him michelle would have been the president easily yeah swear so i think it would have been better to have a treat with a black woman he was supposed to say kelly roland not kim k facts now if he did it with a black woman everybody been mad at him but they've been like well she do look better than Michelle. They would have did something like that. I was going to say something there, Amar. Cheat up, not down?

Yeah. Basically. It's a different conversation. Is that a real thing, though? I think girls care about what the girl look like. They don't want to say it. They're not going to say it to you, but they're going to send it to the group chat. And look at this ugly ass bitch. He's cheated on her. Oh don't they don't want to say it they're not going to say it to you but they're going to send to the group chat and look at this ugly ass bitch he's cheated oh no they're gonna say it they're gonna say it just say no i'm saying which the chick is

badder than them they're not gonna voice that bro absolutely no they're not gonna say they're badder but if she's weaker she's gonna say with this weak ass bitch absolutely no she's harder like really yeah you're gonna scroll a little longer through them pictures cause you gonna try to find a weak one been looking for a bad angle

you gonna try to see how cap it is damn I went through the first three damn this bitch lowkey hard she done went through the tag pictures

on Instagram but I still gotta keep the same energy a weak bitch you fuck around my fucking hit you in the side of the head with a motherfucking

sock filled with soap nigga damn she a fucking Irish gangster if you a girl don't your nigga cheat with a weak girl it's like uh he really don't want her he just needed a little something to do like if she battered i would be more scared like he fucking around really like her so you're saying it's different levels of them being mad i mean i just think like if i was like them in the situation I'll be like oh he hit the weak girl because he just probably wanted to do something he was on some drunk stuff or he was

just bored yeah he was just on that now she called her to me I'd be like yeah he probably was a little invested he probably he probably took some time with it mmm-hmm and it go by the person to when she started messing with that nigga, he be like, man, that shit. You said, oh, he... Yeah, and he got a nice car. He be like, what that nigga do?

He got a blue check? Yeah. Do men investigate like women? He got a blue check. That's crazy. Back in the day, that was a thing though. Wait, wait,

there's a blue check here? Hold on, that nigga live in New York? Yeah. Like when T first got his blue check. He got a brown stuff? When I got my first blue check. He was part of the OG community with the blue checks.

We just talking about blue checks. That's crazy. Why y'all try to throw me under the bus like I was hitting a dog? We just talked about blue checks. I was the nigga they was talking about. He was the DM warrior, bro. You cheating with this nigga? I was not a DM warrior, bro.

I had moments, but I wasn't a DM warrior. You cheating with this nigga is crazy. Because that's hate, low key. Even if it is your girl, that's hate. Yeah. That's hate. I was just saying, do niggas really investigate like girls, though? Hell yeah.

I don't think so, bro. I ain't never did that. I don't think niggas really go to the deep. Hell no bro I think when I was like 16 I might have went through a phone You know how shattered I be nigga I don't want no smoke and no phone This is why I stopped going through phones when I was 16

Damn you started early Nah my girlfriend at that time Got some neck from a nigga Okay And I was hurt And I knew the dude My girl joint And I was hurt. And I knew the dude. Like, yeah, he ate my girl. Yeah.

My girl's joint. And that was crazy. Damn. I didn't care though. I wasn't doing that. I wasn't doing that at that time. So I was like, he just took it.

Good job, bro. I was like, he ain't hit. She's like, no. All right, cool. Yeah,

go on. Go on, girl. You a youngster, so we give you a pass. Yeah, but when I got old enough, like when I was-

That's crazy bro I would never do that I think that's so out of pocket What? Just to go In anybody's privacy bro Going through somebody's phone bro You just never know

Like when When do you find time to do that? I ain't never went through a phone I went through an iPad Tell your dark story The real Tyrese Ain't seen that iPad again The real Tyrese ain't seen that iPad again he the real Tyrese

nah go through go through somebody's phone over 20 boy that boy went through an iPad that motherfucker big as hell outside of

motherfucker right there on the table had an iPad after high school bro going through somebody's shit is wild bro DJ was grown bro iPad

sure was yeah you was you was of age i sure was wow but what okay well since we're here good that's what i'm on bro because what why bro like what was going through you like what made you be like hey i need to look at this ipad a couple banners popped up that's vicious you can take them banners big as. That's vicious. You get text. Them banners big as hell. On the iPad. Damn. Was they social media banners or text message banners?

I messaged double K on your iTunes. I mean, iPad and your phone. Yeah, they come together. Yeah, so she was on her phone

and realized the iPad was getting busy. Okay, I got one. Put that birthday shirt right back in my pocket. Was the number saved? For sure.

That's dang true. I wouldn't give a fuck, though. I'm different. I would have been like, damn, shorty. That's how you... I don't give a fuck about shit like that. Yeah, I really... Like, if you text somebody, bro...

I think you kind of set yourself up for your heart to just be... You say you can't do it. Bro, I'm cool, bro. Damn, Mario Wine is your one, though? I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. And if you can take my girl, bro, take her, bro. Absolutely, bro.

Yeah, please do. Absolutely, bro. Because she ain't. She's yours, fam. Yeah, you got it. And have a ball. Yeah, niggas going through the phone. She a cool girl, bro.

Yeah, DJ and the rest of y'all motherfuckers. Y'all out of pocket, bro. Y'all weird. Let it by, bro. No offense, DJ, but rest of y'all motherfuckers. Y'all out of pocket, bro. Y'all weird. Let it burn, bro. No offense, DJ, but I saw opportunity. I think it's going to be weird, bro. That's weird to me, dog. I saw opportunity.

Like, my wife going to be at the table, bro. It'd be wild, bro. It don't even cross my mind. Bro, we are the same, bro. I do not even think twice. You never thought about it before? Matter of fact, I've never even thought about, like. I don't have no reason.

I got the same. We have the same phone. I don't need shit out of your shit. I'll tell a motherfucker, hey, send me Bridget's number. I ain't going through your phone looking for a motherfucker number or anything. Like, what makes you? No, that's a lie. Because you got to be meddling, bro.

You ain't going to know your motherfucker girl phone to play Snake, nigga. Facts, bro. We be in the bed, bro. Or Candy Crush. We be in the bed. She be over there writing. You ain't glinting on your motherfucking girl phone to play Snake, nigga. Facts, bro. We be in the bed. Or Candy Crush. We be in the bed. She be over there writing. I ain't gonna lie.

Sometimes she be on like Facebook. You know, she a Facebook warrior. She be on there doing her Facebook stuff. I look the other way. Like, I don't even wanna see what you write on Facebook. Yeah, like.

I don't wanna be a part of none of it, bro. That shit is crazy. DJ a different type of time. Okay, so what was that conversation like afterwards? Oh, we didn't have one. Oh, he toxic.

I told you where that birthday trip was. He toxic. So DJ kept that on the tip. So was your heart broke? Disappointed for sure. Heart broke? I think we all would be disappointed. For sure.

I was a little disappointed. I'll tell you something, bro. I'm heartbroken. I don't want no smoke with that phone, bro. That phone, bro. That phone dangerous. Because I really don't want to see no phone because I know everybody DM. So a nigga could just be DMing. Like, she might not even respond.

Exactly. But for me to see a dude that, like, I know, that's terrible. I wouldn't even be mad at him because you supposed to shoot your shot because you a dude. It's disrespectful, but I don't care. But if you know him, it's disrespectful. It's, of course, disrespectful. It's disrespectful, but I don't care. But if you know him, it's disrespectful. It's of course disrespectful. It is disrespectful, but I always tell a motherfucker, why would you date somebody that don't nobody else want?

Yeah, like I don't really care. Yeah, if don't nobody wants you, you probably weak. Yeah, I don't even want that. So you got to know what come with that, though. For sure. I built myself up to know what come with that. All right, you a looker. Me too.

You a brush line, you a looker. And niggas is going to shoot their shot. Niggas say what's up to us all the time yeah but niggas ain't obligated no loyalty does but because i don't hang out with them right and don't ever think it's sweet though my nigga like if motherfuckers find out don't show no love like yeah just don't say whatever yeah i ain't mad at you because you're supposed to do your job yeah go crazy that's the nasty part because the niggas be like oh what's good bro it's like nigga but i don't even care about that i say what up bro he good with you you failed you failed god damn you failed

you tried you failed like that up damn i see you shining boy you looking good i'm surprised i'm surprised he ain't never said no like that like what you say back bro like okay so a nigga I go say his name he know who he is he's at a hookah lounge one time he tried to come up to me say what up like what up bro I was like what what up, though? He was like, yo, yo, yo, good? You good? This nigga funny. What's up, boy? You straight. Boy, funny as hell. That boy out of pocket. That's my nigga, though. Yeah, but loud.

Because I ain't tripping. You supposed to do that. But don't try to be like, what y'all on tonight, boy? I got a 520 party tonight, boy. Get on. Yeah, niggas is out of pocket, bro. You try to come see her in the little fit. I know.

It's cool. I like her, too, bro. It's all good. It's all I be, bro. Yeah, I know It's cool I like her too bro It's good It's all good It's how I be bro Yeah It's real shit Be hence that I'm Mario Wines Oh yeah bro

Me going through A girl's DM's And texts Cause you gotta Find some shit bro And I feel like Girls are so crafty Nigga

You really like You're doomed for failure You gonna find yourself Mad Cause niggas don't even Want that girl saying thank you back. Let alone you find

the deep thread. She can't be talking about shit. If you find a deep thread and they just conversing nigga throughout the day. When they start sending the reels, pack your bag. When the reels get going, it's over. That is like a love.

That's like, what they call that? A love language, bro. Yeah. Like, you said reels is about a love language. Yeah, I'm going to send your girl a TikTok, bro. You're going to be on a TikTok. Me beating your ass. It's a compilation.

Niggas love sending them TikToks. They do. Oh, and she put that laughing emoji back. You're sick. They be thinking they old That's crazy All niggas wanna make sure That door is cracked Just a little bit

But when that dude fail Yeah How you doing alright though Yeah Alright look Show her the crown Is a dick to ride on That's crazy

Pause I'm telling y'all bro And on that note Advice would be here Hit the DMs And get your relationship together. Shout out to Gilly. That's a real message, bro.

But we can wrap it up, man. Pause. Fuck y'all. Get muddy. 520. We out. The Volume. This is an iHeart Podcast.