Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on CRAZY church story, B Hen's birthday, WORST old trends, Thanksgiving recap

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

We’re back with Season 4, Episode 11 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen recap their Thanksgiving weekend. Teague and the guys share wild stories from going to church, celebrate ...B Hen's birthday, and debate what you would do if you got a terrible haircut after seeing a viral video of a cut going wrong! Plus, the guys talk some of the worst old trends ever, including rosaries, polo shirts, and names on belt buckles! And don't miss Jeff, DJ, and B Hen hilariously discuss when they think they'll die, double hairlines, the craziest things they each did as kids, and so much more!Timeline:0:00 - Happy Birthday, B Hen!2:00 - StockX card pack5:00 - Ice cream9:30 - Barbee is back16:00 - Craziest thing we did as kids26:00 - 44 black28:00 - Name belts30:00 - Rosaries31:30 - Boots and Sperrys34:00 - Blazers in the club?!40:00 - Double hairlines42:00 - Bad Haircuts48:00 - Throwing tantrums55:00 - Best way to dieAll lines provided by Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:25 Shout to the family. Stock X, man. Honed it down, man. I might pull a T-E card today. Oh, these is like, uh... Oh, we got the real trading cards. Trading cards. Tea rookie joint.
Starting point is 00:04:36 If we get that, it's lit. What the rookie joint going for for me? A hot 650. Six-50? I ain't got no nails. I need a knife. It's a knife. All right, man.
Starting point is 00:04:47 We're going to get a knife, man. What do you think it go for? Yeah. 975? Oh, this thing got me fucked up. Damn. $9.75. If my car only go for $9.75 shorter guy.
Starting point is 00:05:04 A hundred bones? Damn. I'm better than $100. Okay. That's James Hardin. Oh. Okay. They're going $80, boy.
Starting point is 00:05:14 A hard tee combo get you $6.50? Damn, I'm fucking up his budget. Yo, my car only $50. You're making a property. This thing is $8.5. $3.00. $7.95. Yo, take this shot. No, they're going to take $2.99.
Starting point is 00:05:34 No, they're wild. Hey, can y'all throw me something? They got a what? Yo, they got my car up there for $1.47, because. That's so disrespectful, man. Yeah, I don't even, I hope my car don't come out of there. That's crazy. Anything I could use to puncture this?
Starting point is 00:05:52 I see. I'll try. There we go. Shout out to Freaky Mike, man. Anyways, man, same game with me. To my left. We got my dog, Bishop, B, here, not the privilege. How you what, nasty? Cool, man.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Nigger old now, man. Hey, man, we got this nigga working on his B-day. Shout to my dog, man. Happy G-Dade, my boy. Big 38, man. Right on, Mike. For sure, man. Happy Friday, man.
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Starting point is 00:06:42 off the dribble who is this we got some heat I ain't all right Tyreys Proctor okay got Tyloor Jayland Green he does not play for the Rockets no more Rookie card
Starting point is 00:06:51 It's the rookie card We got the AE rookie card Turn me up Your man Get to play that even better. Hey, shout of the stock eggs. Freaky hero, Tyler. White boy?
Starting point is 00:07:03 My boy, D. Russell. Oh, yeah. That ain't a bad pool. Anthony Edwards. Okay, I'm going to do one more. Matter of fact, I'm going to get y'all. This is a staple of kids, man, growing up. This was a staple.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Y'all has your binders and shit. Yeah, I used to collect. Baseball bar. cards and Pokemon cards. I don't know who number of 95 on the magic. Shit. What is it? Okay, my boy Jada up.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I got John Stockton. You got John Stockton card? I got Alan Irish. I got a delft. Damn. The AI rookie card. Real shoot. I got Derek Glyle.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I got my favorite timber wool of all time. I don't know who got me. Shout to Cooper Fly. I got the rookie card. I got a Shay Gilger's Alexander card. Damn, I got a Russell Westbrook. Shout to cat. They gave me a.
Starting point is 00:07:55 They gave me a bench card. I got GD card, Joelle M.B., Cominga. Damn, turn up. My favorite card. The goat. My boy Clay. You got Clay Thompson.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Man, let's start there. They said she got the best cook they ever ate. That's what Clay Daddy said. That's a blended family. So Clay prior, I grew up with raisers and his potato salad. So he had green meat cassero Yeah white potato salad
Starting point is 00:08:30 Hold on We're not going to slender green bread cassero That shit Not go slater green bread cassero All this is for too many Caucasian dishes But I'm rolling with them They got that shit right for sure
Starting point is 00:08:40 They got their shit off When they made it The only thing I like is the ice cream I mean when you go to white When you go to day events If you have ice cream And like cake and shit White people have ice cream and barbecue
Starting point is 00:08:54 You know, I didn't know why you had an ice cream. But they have an ice cream at barbecue. Like, niggins won't have ice cream. They had some fagulls. They never have ice cream. They had cake. We used to have push-ups, though. That was a must.
Starting point is 00:09:05 You freaky, nigga. I never liked it, pause. It's always weird with kids. Like, when you was a little kid, a boy who was eating a popsicle, I always was like. Oh, well, push-up's not really a pop-sicle. Yeah, but, like. A popsicle, you got to put it in a guy. You got to eat a push-up, cuss.
Starting point is 00:09:23 You can't like. You just, you French, you French kiss a push-up. That's, that always was, but I'm saying, you know, a push-up, a Flintstone push-up. Oh, Chris, that purple was, good smoke. Good smoke. Orange, you fresh kiss, bro, because it melt fast. Now, popsicle, if you're going crazy on there, you was, you were going. What's it called a firecracker?
Starting point is 00:09:48 The popsicle. Oh, the red white, blue, the torpedo. This is crazy. It's called Bob Pops, by the way. Bomb Pops. I'm going to fire a little. Oh, man. Jeff ate the layers.
Starting point is 00:10:02 No, I didn't, nigga. I used to always get the Mario. All right. While we hear, I was going to say, what you get the bubble gum. Yeah. I'm a strawberry shortcake or I'm a dilly bar. Oh, that's, I'm a fired.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Strawberry shortcake off the dribble is definitely one of the ones for sure. You always got the redacted characters. The ones are little droopy eyes. It looked like they had a little situation going on. but yeah that's probably a short cake let me guess what you used to get Mike you used to get the uh what's the green one
Starting point is 00:10:31 Mike used to get a fucking slushy the fucking snow cone Mike probably got the one right there what you used to get Mike them three in the middle some weird as fuck I know it some
Starting point is 00:10:44 yeah I know it I know it you're in folk with the ones next to it yeah they got a gusher in the middle ass that spice ahead of his time yeah
Starting point is 00:10:58 as a little boy or not walking around doing that with a popsicle you're out of pocket game Chris what you used to eat the SpongeBob The character was always went crazy
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah it wasn't bad At a regular OG popsicles That came in the um The plastic My day's like Nigel bite it Yeah you're on me My mom
Starting point is 00:11:17 We used to have to break of a hat Individual joints Yeah Look at that Look that's the one he used to get Nice to go about Nobody used to get that one, Mike I never seen that.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Now there we go, there we go. That was the hood classic. All my friends didn't have money. They used to split ours a half, though. Oh, you got to bust out of that house. You used to get a hundred pack for like $10. A lot of my friends didn't have an ace have to make it through the year. Hey, I don't even want a positive.
Starting point is 00:11:46 I can't get a little by myself. Yeah, bro. Taking a shot of a popsicle skirt. Yeah, I'm cool, bro. Just cut it in. I'm cool, bro. I actually just give him that. I'm not sharing that, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:56 As a kid, bro, I'm not sharing that, bro. It ain't nothing by ice for coloring because, like, we got to do that. You know, I'm some selfish-ass-dickers growing up. No, bro, I'm considering because I'm not sharing this one. You got it, bro. I can miss out. To my right steel, my dog, young nacho, young TIG, how are you what? Man, we wasn't 2-0, but now we're two-in-one.
Starting point is 00:12:18 We lost a tough game. Bounce back. Out in Illinois against one of top teams in the country. cool, though. We lost overtime about three. That's cool. That was a good game. Yeah, it was a solid game. What's that experience like, you know what I'm saying, for the young guys, the program, you know what I'm saying, growing? Now y'all playing at a national level in that situation. What was that experience like for them?
Starting point is 00:12:36 I think it was cool, man. I see all the fans and all the people signing autographs and stuff. I thought that was cool, man. I think they experienced that and they enjoyed it. I think they want a little more pause. Like, they want to, damn, we should play them again. But tonight they play well, so I'm happy with it. Yeah, my boys will sign an autograph? Yeah. That's far. Turn up. My boy's lit.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Hey, you pulled out some classics today. Ah, man, snowing outside, man. I just put on some yeasie boots, man. Yeah, niggins are a goddamn. Yeah, so, you know. Snow, there ain't none. I ain't got, you know, I ain't got my bag for real. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Respect. Yeah, more to come for short. Listen, shout out to my dog, B. Henney, as I hear it says, my dog birthday. Barbie, you at work today? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, what we got me.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Over time? Uh-oh. Happy birthday. Turn up. Can grab your bottle for me, please. Oh, my God. Y'all bigger him bottles. Oh, yes, we acting bad today.
Starting point is 00:13:30 So we got the pearly bishop. Yes. There you go. It's a pearly bishop. All right, what we got in the pearly bishop? Excuse me. So we got his favorite. None but fruit.
Starting point is 00:13:41 We got to put the fruit on there. Y'all know Be here and love his fruit. So we got his favorite tequila in there, freshly muddled, strawberries, grand marier, agave, and lemon juice. Right? Y'all know we get these by the cage. Jesus. And I ain't gonna lie that motherfucker far.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. You got him a cake too. Got him a cake. And a little bit more. We got some more bottles for you. Oh, turn up.
Starting point is 00:14:04 We got the bottle girls for it tonight. Send the midges out. What you say send the bitch all the business. What up, Tina? Damn. Oh, my bad. Let me get it. Right here.
Starting point is 00:14:18 What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Oh, you ain't got these. Shout to the Nigerian patrol. Hold on, what the fuck? We got bottles in the sanctions.
Starting point is 00:14:32 When it was my Christmas gift, y'all want to put it in a hit. Hey, my friend. Hey, what it was my birthday gift? What did y'all bring me? Some shit I already had. I know how I get down. We got bottles in the section. These are going on the road with us.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Turned up. Nick, he's supposed to put them at the career. Right, he's supposed to put them up in display. Put them in the streets. Put the switches in the streets. Wait on, gang. I know y'all spent some good money on this. Oh, the colorful bottle is from Jeff.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Where you get that from, Mexico? Come on, man. All right. I know that's right. She's so, you got it when you drove. When I drove, my phone. When I drove, I put it back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Legal stuff, legal stuff. Well, what do you see? They've been called you Caravan Barbie, and I think that is the financial of all time. Get them off. my tops. Go ahead. Talk about me working. That's cool. Caravan Barney, Mexico. So I don't know this came fatigue. Shakira.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Shakira's a cute. Oh, we still go. We got that's right. What else we got? Oh. I can't wait to my birthday, y'all. Oh, wow. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:15:43 I can't wait to my birthday. Try to ignore the money when it drop. I don't know what. Two gift cards. Oh, to the guitar center? Turned up. My niggas. I can get my, I get to get my drum set now.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Start up, boy. Come on, Dale. Step brothers. That's exactly what I thought of. Yeah, get that my fucking balls deep. I'm going to put my nuts back on your drum set. Oh, a G on the gift card. Well, y'all got some money around this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Yeah, happy birthday, man. Right on, man. I appreciate y'all. So we turned up all. weekend yeah man it's going down uh when y'all see this i'm already be plastered pride and pissed on every street in indian napkins yeah man it's going down come on man hopefully i had the hindrance experience it's already passed if you've seen this but we're gonna have a good time celebrating my dog for show for show for sure all right barbara how was your thanksgiving everybody else how was your
Starting point is 00:16:43 holidays i had i had a good time it was chill you had a big responsibility this year did you deliver i did okay what you had to make again Mashed potatoes, macaroni, green beans. And I made a fire-ass sangria. That was the highlight of everything. That sangria was super fire. How do you make Sanrio? So the funny thing is you got to put a red wine and then like a brandy.
Starting point is 00:17:07 And I was going to use E&J, but I end up using it. No, I'm cool. No, they literally use E&J for sangrias. I'm cool. And then fresh fruit. So your niggas didn't even know that. Where are they using? so I can not go there.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Everywhere. Even these people? Yeah, even these people. They use that's what they use. All the time. All time. I'm drinking the devil's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Love fingria. I don't know. How about y'all? How's your Thanksgiving? Wow, it's cool. Yeah, my own shit. I had about four plates. I still got some turkey meat, too.
Starting point is 00:17:45 It's time to throw it away. No, no, no. You could have just said turkey. I said, everybody knows it's the protein. I got some turkey meat Hold on I bit like turkey The shake
Starting point is 00:17:56 Nah the shit that you said Was like fake Yeah I got it My mom made a whole thing Wait It's It's two It's gonna take now
Starting point is 00:18:04 I was late I was able to put It's time to go But I ain't one today I ate a sandwich today Brinks on tomorrow Fuck it If you're watching this on one day
Starting point is 00:18:13 You're sick No bro You can eat For real I'm some real shit y'all You can eat Thanksgiving For four days Bro
Starting point is 00:18:21 Thursday Friday, Saturday. I'm going to eat a time. By Sunday, you have a pocket. CJ, that's your last day. That's okay, bro. It's all the same. How long you eat Thanksgiving?
Starting point is 00:18:31 About four days. So y'all making it until a new week last week. No. I ate so much that I went a fast, but I, shit, I can't. Damn. I tried. I was like, I'm a fast.
Starting point is 00:18:43 How much did you eat? I ate so many plates that day, woke up, ate it that morning. So I'm over it. Two days was enough for me. What can eat much? What did you have, hot dog? Wagoon. And they had a cone dog.
Starting point is 00:18:58 He has some conies. Corn dogs. Dressing dogs. Drescent dogs. It's fucking crazy. Yo, why don't got a mic no more, bro? Mike, she has a clip on my. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I hate when he do that. Yeah. DJ. You still part of the show. Them yam, four days later, gun smoke, bro. No, they're not, bro. They belong on to the streets, bro. Three-day, man.
Starting point is 00:19:21 bro. I went to Juicy Seafood Friday night, bro. Enough for me. Ah, hell no. You're out of pocket. I smote it back that next day. It was, see, after that, I said there is no more, bro. Get the shit out of my house. You out of pocket. I definitely ain't left over. And I ain't a left over, y'all. Yeah, I think it was a juicy seafood. I had to, bro. I had to break it up, bro.
Starting point is 00:19:40 My sister baked beans is elite. I ain't going to hold her. That's the best thing she ever made. I ain't going to lie. I ain't about half a pound of baked beans probably in the last couple days. thing. The motherfuck is disgusting. This shit tastes like
Starting point is 00:19:55 candy, bro. He must be cleaning out. I've been tearing shit down because I had to go up there. Oh my God. We had to start the apple cider vinegar. We had to start the show. I thought I took a, when you call that shit?
Starting point is 00:20:08 A cold and clean. I thought I had to clean some shit out, boy. They took a laxative. Yeah, I think they put something in there. The black house also made their kids take laxatives. Shit. I remember, we used to put them motherfuckers in it. We used to prank niggies.
Starting point is 00:20:21 He never did that when I was little. Put them in cereal. Put them in your cousin cereal. No. A laxative? Yeah. Oh, you hate me. That's so mean.
Starting point is 00:20:30 You fucking hate me. Yeah, I ain't never did that. Nah, I don't play with food. I get mad if you're putting my food. You ain't never put an license with nobody. No. Nobody's milk or nothing? No.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Hey, what kind of fucking childhood did you have, boy? Not like you heard. We had boundaries. Don't touch my fucking food. I was trying to pray. I just spit in there. Oh, that's disgusting. Give me the lack of it.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I'm at least helping you out No, niggas. Because kids before, where we eat hot chitos O meal pies, so I'm helping you. I got a shit all. I got a shit all day, bro. But I'm saying, bro, at least I'm helping you.
Starting point is 00:21:07 You were spitting somebody. What's the wildest shit you did as a kid? Ooh. Hey, I'm sorry, my mom reminded me of this. She used to make out of soup potato pots for everybody and I asked for some power. She said, no. So I took my thumb and stuck.
Starting point is 00:21:21 in the middle of honest, we were 10. Oh, see, that's, that's safe. They beat the shit off me in a day. Since the, you know, the, the animal people, everybody cleared me of this because I was younger when I did this. I was under 10. Well, I about 11.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Me and Malcolm shared this story. Oh, no. You had Malcolm share? No, Malcolm shared his story. Me and my friend R.P., my nigga Marcus, God bless the under. We used to walk to school, and we had gummy worms.
Starting point is 00:21:50 But he had worms, like, in his neighborhood and shit so we would just cut them up put them in a real gummy worms bag and give it to the homeless so that was no I ain't that's fuck though yeah that's probably the only thing
Starting point is 00:22:02 probably the crazy shit I did but I just watched them eat it and shit just that's it bro the craziest thing I probably did was I fed this girl named Jamie Philippi she had a dog
Starting point is 00:22:13 you know how you get like honey buns like I had put like all type of shit in the honey bun package and fed to their dog though the dog had chased me so I was like
Starting point is 00:22:25 you know what you get revenge yeah I was like that dog didn't bit me and tried to bite me and shit so I was like because they kept saying
Starting point is 00:22:32 like you can't feed it that they don't eat this I was like give them a payday bro it's gonna eat this it's gonna eat this it had all type
Starting point is 00:22:38 of peanut butter and they's like you can't give them peanut butter peanut butter peanut payday twicks uh but I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:22:44 that was when I was like I went back there like Chico I went back there like Chico I was like a payday He can't get a weed brownie. I was being a honeyboat, all type of shit. The funny thing about that movie is he was like,
Starting point is 00:22:58 I'll never leave you alone in the next movie, nigga. He wasn't around. He lived with Craig Day Day. Did you have had a pet growing up? I did. I had a bulldog. I'm nothing on getting my kids a dog now. It's over with it.
Starting point is 00:23:08 I had a bunch of dogs. Y'all tell my son, he is the puppy. Yeah. I had a dog that I was scared of him. Damn. I was scared all my animals, too. We had everything. Guinea pigs, snakes, lizards, lizards.
Starting point is 00:23:20 dogs My little brothers were into like animals Oh I had birds Every animal I got I was scared I babysitted and got a guinea pig Was scared of that What the fuck did you live
Starting point is 00:23:31 To have all this shit going on You should have been evicted It should have been evicted It was like different house But my brother had turtles Lizards everything If y'all landlord Five that you knickers had
Starting point is 00:23:41 That's your property General Mike is landlords Because the motherfucker Had the whole I don't know You pay extra money You pay extra money To keep a dog
Starting point is 00:23:48 Listen They have never know about a snake or a turtle. I don't got to tell you about that shit. Why did you have a bird in the house? I had two birds too. It was terrified of them. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:23:59 I used to just do stuff. I've never been responsible with my money. You know parrots really talk, though. They do. Like my gym from the hawks really had a bird. He had a parrot, for real. And that motherfucker really talked. Like, he used to be like, Dan, get the door.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Dan, get the door. I'm like, that's your bird. He was like, y'all, he tells us everything. He wakes us up. Like, get the fuck out of here. Like, that's our alarm clock. That's crazy That shit was fired up
Starting point is 00:24:23 Damn, bar We having all Them animals is crazy I know you In the school Stinking every day Ah man Your club
Starting point is 00:24:30 Definitely smelled like cabbage Never I ain't know I know y'all You got all these animals in your house And the shit Smokin'all
Starting point is 00:24:37 The animals are caged Like in aquarium So no Yeah And long as we had to take care My mom Can play that dirty shit You had dogs
Starting point is 00:24:44 And cats Hell no I'm terrified I'm terrified of cats I want a black one I'm terrified Red cats Yes bro You can rob me with a cat
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Starting point is 00:30:26 Like, not on that kind of shit, but like, in my house. You know, you got to be correct. No, for you get you canceled for a dog, this motherfucker guy. People don't play about the dog now. Hell no. But I don't like animals, though. They're too hard to raise, man. Damn dogs is them the worst than my kids, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'd be scared of them. I'm not scared of them. It just, you got to. take them outside and we live in a fucked up city so it's just niggas barely made it here today I ain't gonna lie
Starting point is 00:30:55 it's cold this shit outside it starts snowing I don't want to take you outside for a walk bro I've never understood when niggas got dogs that live in an apartment that's no offense I don't fuck it like you got a dog
Starting point is 00:31:08 you live apartment that's the dumbest shit I ever heard in my life bro what why do you have a dog and you live in an apartment fits on the size of a dog too I'm lost bro Where's the Cuzz, like,
Starting point is 00:31:18 Nicky, you have no room for no dog Cus. Like, this is not for you. This is not for you. This pet ain't for you.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Cat, you. Dog, no. Like, I lived in one that was decent. You got to have a backyard
Starting point is 00:31:28 with a dog, bro. I don't get fuck with your shit is a a teacup Yorkie, nigga.
Starting point is 00:31:35 You need, it's just not right. But if you live in a, if you live in an apartment and it's like 15 to 2K, you good. No,
Starting point is 00:31:45 bro. You're saying space wise? But you still have to go downstairs Yeah, you got to be I'm going on, on park My family's living on park I was about two bands If you had a golden retriever
Starting point is 00:31:57 In that motherfucker and I can't You had airbug fucked fucked up, bro You hauling him back, bro My living room was decent No, I got to come over there Your dog locked in that cage It just can't move That or the people who be homeless
Starting point is 00:32:09 With their pets Like if you're homeless, that's good But why the pet got to be homeless too? Are you comparing a nigga with a home To someone who's homeless? That's to y'all Now Wadapet got to be homeless
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah, Wadapeg got to be homeless, bro Where else is he going to go? Oh, let him go to greener pastures, bro. Don't like to live because you make a basket. So I got to walk him there. Bro, free him, bro.
Starting point is 00:32:29 So do they pay for the dogs? Where? They take him there to the rescue place? Do they give you something on it? No. So I just got to give him my dog for free. Yes. That niggum, I was going to stay with me.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Homeless dogs be living their best life. That's like if I took my kids to the dog's the spot. What's the exchange? You just want. But that's called human trafficking So please don't sell your kids Anybody because that's not how it's supposed to work I'm just saying it bro
Starting point is 00:32:53 What kind of shit is that? There's an adoption process I was laughing because the guy The other day walking his dog To the spot Oh that's crazy That's a good point I was like
Starting point is 00:33:05 Look Somebody got a car He got protection You y'all see the car up there? Yeah Yes niggas I told you I need in their car
Starting point is 00:33:13 I told you I never said niggins No, y'all said if y'all was homeless, you niggins are going to sell your car. No. Yes. Yeah, bro. I need money. I'm going to, like, get some bread.
Starting point is 00:33:26 You got a what? I got a mic now. You're going to sell your car? I need money, bro. Your first day being homeless? My first day, no. I'm going to sleep with my car for a couple days. Day 30, car gone.
Starting point is 00:33:39 And then what? You have no plan. And then what after that? You don't deserve a woman. You don't go to jail. You have no plan. as a man. If you sell your car on day 30,
Starting point is 00:33:49 being homeless, bro. Because I... The money is part of the money. You'll do anything for money. What? You just gave up some shelter, bro, to be outside. And to get around to make money.
Starting point is 00:34:00 What are you going to buy? I'm praying that you sell your car and get to where to live. If you just sell your car and I got money by fucking stuff, did I agree with you know? I'm staying at the motel for a month. If you're fucking homeless,
Starting point is 00:34:10 you niggas is not going to sell your car for 10K. I want you to try to know this. No, I do agree. We had this conversation. I'm going to get a little. I don't know what you're going to have this conversation before, but I'm definitely putting a 6,500 thing going to sign in my car. Yeah, I got 650. All right, that hurt.
Starting point is 00:34:26 6,500, you'll take 3. 35. 35, we got a deal. Be back homeless in 30 days. I know my transmission about to go. I know my transmission about to go out. The first thing of homeless a nigg is forget he's homeless and go to roof Chris. No, the fun.
Starting point is 00:34:42 You get three minutes. He'll be a lot. He'll forget you on this. If you woke up over there and you could just. He's how to go to root Chris, that's a choice. You're going to go buy an outfit. He went to the liquor store. Yes, you're going to buy you a...
Starting point is 00:34:52 Barton, we didn't say he was an addict. Hey, I ain't going to lie. If I ain't got a place to live, bro, get you a drink, bro. I'm not madge you, bro. You got a lot too dealing with, bro. Grab that Irish Rose and go... No, if you just got three dollars,
Starting point is 00:35:03 at least grab my head and say. Grab one of these. Now, see, not he. Now's going to be broke. Nah, y'all fucked up. Because that nigga might just grab this money. It was like shit. I'm about to...
Starting point is 00:35:12 And I know we are, well, okay. I'm about to get a little spot real quick. I'm a, I'm going to walk or whatever to my spot. Yeah. Let's say somebody bless you with $4,000. Yes, sir. You're outside? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Just say, I'm just giving y'all a scenario. You're outside. Somebody bless you all. Here go, 4,000. What's the first thing y'all going to do? Get a hotel. A motel at that. I was going to have a motel.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Yeah. Let me get shelter for them. High 30. And we're going to make a plan. So that's a thousand gone. God damn. How long I say I was 10-a-old? I said home-mote.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I said he was standing at the fucking comrade. That's a thousand dollars a month, bare minimum. I didn't say a home-up. I said, I'm going to get to some place to say tonight. You don't know to be homeless people. Also, you just want to be cool for today. I got to make a plan, bro. I'm going to be here for like two weeks.
Starting point is 00:36:01 I'm going to try. I swear to God, I pray the Lord bless you all. I know what I'm going to be. It's going to be lottery season. That's going to say, they're going to get a hotel. money I phone the robbery again. Please go. We got figured out.
Starting point is 00:36:16 We can't stay here. I'm trying to figure out. And look you need. Bro, if you got $4,000 getting a hotel for two nights, bro, somebody need to come rob you, bro. Because you're playing. Just get it for the month. Get a fucking job,
Starting point is 00:36:29 did kids. Let me flip something. We're going to get a job, bro. Look, y'all, I'm off that subject because I know what the fuck I'll do. I'm here. Was being in those shoes he's world time? That's what we on. Nigel, I'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:36:41 White lasers, nigga. I think I know what I'm going to do. I'll make this four, eight. God damn it's four going to turn six 50 quick. I'm going to hit the block, break it down. Like, what are we doing? Somebody going to eat. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Put me on your life insurance for short. All right, we got some videos tonight. I'm scared of Wes on this. Were you searching motels? Yeah. I was doing some math. How much was the room in a local motel? 45.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's green. I'm good for a month. 45 times 30. Do the math. A little. Somebody say, where's the map jeans? They might give you a deal, too.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Okay. They might give you a deal for a month, too. $1,300. $1,300? Oh, no, no, no. You can get about $400. For a month, I probably can get there. So how are you going to tell this bitch, like I'm $1,000 for a month?
Starting point is 00:37:25 This is a Googlerable motel. We're not going to the joint right down the street from the sunset. I'm going to go to the one next to sunset. I'm going to say, that's about to fall down. You won't survive there a month. You might be going to have hepatitis. And it'd be a last state for sure. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:37:42 It can't get no work. Y'all are fry. Shout out to 4-4 Black, man. He basically lived all childhood with us. Please play these videos, man. Teague, I thought about you when I've seen this, man. My nigga was going crazy with the... You just had it on the screen.
Starting point is 00:37:54 It was a video. I don't know. There we go. Right there. Till left. Left. There we go. I don't know where to tell you, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:04 We was outside. Hur. Yo, yo. They sleep walking. That's all I knew how to do. I knew how to do. I knew how to sit. sleep that motherfucker, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:13 If you knew how to do the train and let that bit roll through that big brother, fuck you, bro. You got to walk that bit like a dog, brother. Fuck you, man. You were swinging out, that shit all up in the after.
Starting point is 00:38:24 What y'all called me lane for? Y'all called me lane because I had something. A pocket thing. You had rollerblades, nigga. Chill. That's why we said you were like. No, you had one of the pet pockets. What was it called?
Starting point is 00:38:33 A giga pet. Yeah. Hey, so, shout out of 4-4 black. He's fucking hilarious. He brought up a whole lot of nostalgia stuff and I'll see how y'all felt about this. First, anybody here have a name belt?
Starting point is 00:38:44 Yes. No. I had an electronic one. Electronic one? Yes, I had both of them, the regular one and an electronic one. Tina, you had a name belt? I didn't get to that way.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Nah, that's too much. I've been a nigga my whole life. I was seeing a nigga walk around with his name on his belt. Yeah, so much. Shout to my nigga Shizi. He had two watches and a belt. They said cheesy?
Starting point is 00:39:05 No, Shizi, S-H-E-E-Z-Y. Chee-E-E-Z-Y. Cheesy. Cheesy bone. I'm special. love, guy. Would y'all fucking what niggins who had name belts?
Starting point is 00:39:15 Would you talk to the nigga had name belt? Good question. Today? No, back in the... That was the vibe. I don't think the guys have name belts? Oh, yeah, they did. I just shouted one out.
Starting point is 00:39:23 He was talking to him? Well, my nigga was... I don't remember I'm having a name bill. He probably did. What about rosaries? Oh, yeah, rosaries with the cargo pens, the cargo shorts. And the v.
Starting point is 00:39:37 And some Jordan. Shows to my name, Keenan. He's a rosary god. I ain't. I didn't get to that wave either. What was the joint called the, um, the rose made out of the wood. The rose.
Starting point is 00:39:47 That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. You know, that didn't say it with the wood. Bring it too, big. Googly. I want you to use the gut.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Pause. I think the name of company is like good wood or some shit like that. Good wood is crazy. What is that? I said, pause for I said. Oh, I don't really do with that. They made the wood Jesus pieces? Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:40:07 That thing said, good wood is wow. Yeah, that was a phase. Yeah. Rose. is crazy. I never got to that face. Yeah, I never was into the rosary. Polo boots.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Too deep for me. Polo boots. Never got those. Time me up. Child to Macy's. Kept me lace. I was never a polo. Polos.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I had the, damn, what was the shit called? The polos. I fucked with it because of the young dro. I can't think of the name of the motherfuckers, though.
Starting point is 00:40:34 The big-ass horses, though. Oh, shit. I had to look at that. I had to look at that. I had to look at that. I had that purple loverly of shit like that. with that boot on top of that countertop for no reason.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Polos was a vibe, though. I never got in the polo. I couldn't really do the button-ups like holes, so I did the polos. Oh, yeah, Rothmore, never went out of style. Now, the big polo, when they got doing the jumbo-sized horses on the polos, yeah, I wasn't participating in that.
Starting point is 00:40:58 That was a little too much for me. That was my shit right there. The rugby's the shit class? I'm off for it. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, rugby's it, classic. You can still get them off today. That right there was disgusting.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Why is your fucking logo that big of your shirt? I never wore. everything I'll never wear none of that. Polo boot. Killing a khaki. The yacky, no crease. They get worse. Look at the boots, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Oh, that all black is disgusting. There's my favorite boot. No, no, no, no. Go down, Mike. The black and brown. Go over to the right. So, yes, sir. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Him a thing. The boots are fucking ass. The double zipper is crazy. Polo walk. So you used it to run. Polo Cadero. Shout out to polo, though, but I would never. That's the same brim.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Cahillette will cuss you out if you heard. That's the same brim. Jeff, you ain't ever had no polo boots? I'm surprised about that. I always had good feats, digger. Those are bad feet. Those are super popular, though. I never owned a pair, but I never judge things would happen.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Those are bad feet, bro. I never have bad, no, black pair is disgusting. That's what they're saying, but thanks. If you see me doing this, if you see me doing that, I was walking a dog. Oh, the middies? The middies with the strap? If I was walking a dog to my spot, because there's no way it hit. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:42:16 The Cambo toe? That's too for you. Yeah, that's disgusting. No, I'm smooth. Oh, man, you got me up here hot. That's funny as hell. Niggas stunned, though. Niggas had polos.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Y'all wiled. I had polo shirts. I didn't have no polo pool. I'll definitely have some skeptics for sure. What else? That is funny, man. I told you all I didn't know the guy fearing sparries, bro. The guy and fairer and man, you had some sparrings on, bro.
Starting point is 00:42:39 I was there. I'm not going there. I'm not going there. At the time when you had to wear business casual to get in the fucking club, Spiris was fucking clutch. Yes, bro. Now, the white start wearing the Nike socks with him
Starting point is 00:42:53 and that's when she got wicked. That's when. I never got on. The white started wearing the Nike socks with him and asked what the shit out of it. Did you ever wear the, like, church shoes to the club? Y'all ever get to that point?
Starting point is 00:43:04 Creator Rex? No, like real horrible. Never. That club was not for me. What did y'all do that in the club, though? Shout to my nigga Trey. He had a tangerine, long-slee polo with some brown kickers on. Never.
Starting point is 00:43:19 He blew my hot forever. Oh, are those crox kids, Stacey Adams? Damn. Cloud-Noddress cold. I had Marys, though. That's what I said. That's your age, ain't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Gaines is different. It wasn't those. Yeah, Barbic, keep trying to slide. I hear you. That's how y'all got you. No, I never stepped like that. You were to make me. I have more.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I had Morris. I had Morris. I had Morris. my nigga, I had Mory's in the Pelly. Mori's, I had every color of Mory. I was a tennis shirt. And then when, uh, shit, what else was out? I just said it, creative rec.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Creative Rect. He had the all-black creative Rick. I never got, I never stepped into none of that. You never had a creative Ricks? I was a prize. He was already in the league. Yeah, nigga, I had Gucci shoes and Louis shoes. I did Belenziaga.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Not at first. Nick on me. My first year I had Louis. outfit was me Stop You didn't have I had Levi's in a polo I was still from Indianapolis
Starting point is 00:44:16 I ain't know no better Leavis of the polo Soundbo right What shoes you have on Corses, nigga Raising Bulls, nigga I thought I'd bust their ass If you had the Rex
Starting point is 00:44:27 though with the toe strap Yes bro That's a fire fire casual shoe And then when the Balenciagas came out Uh Damn I can't remember them colors Oh, niggas slutted out.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I had every player. It's all right. It's one nigga had a little change. You had a little change. I had all that, yeah. It's so. Oh, that's funny. Y'all are hilarious, man.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Our fans were you wearing the club. You first got in the club. Charlotte Rousse, a fucking blazer in a knee-lift dress. What? Fucking butt shit. You had a little fucking blazer. Yeah. Everybody was dressing business casual.
Starting point is 00:45:02 You were trying to dress like, oh, girl, what's that show called when she was fucking the president? It's not a wrong. around no more. Scandal. Oh, that's like scandal. It was in the mall,
Starting point is 00:45:13 but it was like shit it was cheap as hell. Not rainbow. Oh, okay. That's Charlotte Roos right there. Y'all was just for the market concert. 699 for a shirt dress.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Hey, I ain't going to lock. I remember Katina had Melissa had Melissa had Melissa's in the jersey dress. Yeah, her shit was. Yeah, her shit was foggy. Damn. That shit was foggy as hell
Starting point is 00:45:35 and the Melissa's boy. Yeah. The ball ball socks. You got dancer feet. I think we're in Belisi I mean Belissa's all day You're out of pocket Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:43 Nika that's nine hours That's like the niggins who had to fake Invisible Forces All he's in a big Everybody in DJ again I remember you remember in the summer When we used to go to Expo I used to
Starting point is 00:45:57 Have you had some Melissa's Oh I was I was something You was damn wrong Yeah I was like Damn She did what That's crazy
Starting point is 00:46:06 Especially when they start Put in the strap on them up here? Oh, I said, oh, they were crazy with that. She's going crazy. She's going crazy. She got the high top Melissa? I've never seen the hot top. Oh, God, they got the hot top Melissa. Am I lying? I never seen that. Well, they were a hot
Starting point is 00:46:22 top, I thought, oh, they're taking it. Oh, they don't want. Wow. I couldn't believe it. I was filthy. I wore pastries. Um, my daughter. Oh, he's younger than us. Pastries? Pastries. Pastries, yes. Yeah, I thought. Child of Angeles, Simmons, no. They went in JD Sports for a long time. Barbie need a doc
Starting point is 00:46:39 She Get ready with me With Barbie You would have been a lit streamer back In 2011 Malcolm walking in your house And all these animals Waking up
Starting point is 00:46:49 You get ready That was all in my brother's room That's crazy Fucking lizard on her shoulder Never You know how much Fucking pet foods You got
Starting point is 00:46:59 For all those stupid ass Animal That's a dick The orchid man came to My house right Yeah He's sprayed Doing this
Starting point is 00:47:06 One two the nigger was talking about animals He was like, yeah, I bought two horses We got seven dogs Like, okay, I looked at him I was like, your house I was like, your house big He's like, nah
Starting point is 00:47:18 Bring normal size of house Three bedroom You got horses with a three bedroom He got to have a motherfucker acre at least, bro Yeah, I don't know what he got But he said to know You can't have a 1,200 square foot house With a horse
Starting point is 00:47:34 You can't even have a toy horse with a 1,200 square foot house He said you can have a donkey I don't be on watching the show I ain't trying to shit on you But I was just a bays having to interview He's like I gotta keep working
Starting point is 00:47:46 Because we keep buying these damn animals I was like He was all I have to Yeah His wife He's like I want a chicken babe And he's going on getting that chicken You know shit
Starting point is 00:47:55 Two horses That dink might stop You know She's about to get into your house And didn't spray nothing He just walked him He was like He's about to be wrong
Starting point is 00:48:06 that bitch over there. Keep it up. That dink's a drive-bile. Look, we're joking, man. I fuck with you. I don't know that, you're out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:48:18 You might get some control nigga. Drop your dick at home, nigga. Keep buying animals and shit. Yo, never mind. I think my house
Starting point is 00:48:25 would be cool. My question is if we break up, where do the animals go? Bitch, you got to take these listeners. Right, you got kids, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Oh, okay. That's cool. Stay. Well, Everybody can say If I had a dog, though Would you have leave it with your girl? I broke up
Starting point is 00:48:40 I think that's a red flag When you tell people It was like, yeah, we broke up But we still shared dog You know, don't do that Don't do that No, nope Don't do that
Starting point is 00:48:50 No, no Don't do that, DJ Don't do that Don't do that Look Nope Hey, Chris child is to the city No
Starting point is 00:49:03 Nope My bad guy No Nope I'll take the five for that Yeah Mike can't pay attention You're going to have to remind him tomorrow
Starting point is 00:49:13 No I didn't know No It's all good I didn't know My dad That's top to you That's top to you
Starting point is 00:49:26 She's gonna text you She's gonna text you She's gonna Hey I didn't know I was asking the question I was no problem You better lay a lady That's a red flag
Starting point is 00:49:39 Oh, man He's gonna text you Shout to all the co-parents, man I know for damn sure I would not Becoming no animal up though It ain't my motherfucker Yeah, stop, bro What else happened in the world, bro?
Starting point is 00:49:55 Whatever way he said, pow, what? Whatever that thing is talking about. Whatever else happened in the world, bro. Mike, please come to the next video. I didn't know how far. You don't have to play that one. You can play that too. Double hair lines.
Starting point is 00:50:15 I forgot about all this shit. Shout to my nigga Lou, man. Let's give a double. My nigga Lou had two hairlines. Boy, y'all had burnt out. My nigga Lou had two hair lines with first men. What the fuck y'all were doing, but y'all, this is another thing had a nigga. I had porous, though.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Two hair lines great. Two hair lines great. Like, bro, what the fuck? You ain't got two hairlines, bro. That's the one of the reason why half cut 30-and-down-down. I was just saying, I saw a niggas-old niggas did they have that? No, sir. You took your-double-hairline is insane.
Starting point is 00:50:44 I never understood it. My nigga Lou had it. That was the thing. That's when we first met him, my nigga said, my nigga Phil said, a nigga got two hair longs, cool. I'm like, what do you mean? You're like, did you get the part like Steph? Oh, yeah, definitely used to get parts.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Then I used to get parts. Then I used to get the big-ass designs in my shit. The Nike signs used to go crazy back in the day. I had designs when I was a senior high school. I remember that shit came back. We started getting designs when we were seniors. Designs? Like, you know, hair-ta?
Starting point is 00:51:15 Like, they go on the side of our head. Oh, damn. You got one for prom. Lou had one in the back of his whole head. Y'all was doing that 0-7-08. Damn. You went to prom. Niggas reached back.
Starting point is 00:51:28 And what's crazy is how long you got to wait for your hair to grow back with that fucking part. Where was yours at? Miles was like on the side, so, I mean, yeah, but I seen people get it out. Y'all was putting graffiti in y'all. My shit was on the side, too. Fuck it, though. I did some wild shit at Mike Town shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:45 For sure. Time pretty is a wild. Mike, what else we got, man? This is crazy. Is this just why they take your hair line back and a nigga pulled it up and say, we got to figure it out? Yeah, that nigga tried. So yeah, smoke that nigga about his hair long.
Starting point is 00:52:01 You ever been that mad about a cut? I don't ever got no bad one like that I got a bad cut before but not like to where I want to kill a nigga This is why I hate about niggas like that though Probably because I get my hair cut
Starting point is 00:52:15 Airy six days Bro you know when a barber Keep touching the same spot No way in fuck You just let a nigga Grease your shit all the way back And when he's done you shitty I don't fuck with that bro
Starting point is 00:52:27 I'm automatically like Hey let me see it real quick Let me see if I didn't see you keep touching it back and going back, you fucking my shit up. Or also just accept that your hairline is actually going back. Like, bro, like, bro couldn't do nothing. We used at the barbershop and that thing just drilled your mustache off.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Oh, man, that's crazy. No, I'm just saying. Like, why you pick them words? My fault. Why you can't say just cut the mustache up? Well, he spiked your shit off. Why you had to say drill? That's kind of weird, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Got you together. You couldn't do nothing about that. I was shitty in a bitch. I know. I'm saying you had every right to do it. And we had a language barrier. well that nigga said do you want me to take it all like you want me to clean pause it sounds crazy he's like you want me to clean it up and i said he's so weird
Starting point is 00:53:14 like you want me to clean it up i'm like yeah just lie my shit up wall come on man y'all niggas weird yeah wait so he got up your mustache was gone Barbie Malcolm you better not pull that fucking picture up y'all niggas is red can I knew he was going to do that No, I'm saying, bro, you really couldn't do shit Why are you talking about oh my goodness But a nigger haircut, bro, when he's steady doing this to you But why the fuck they gotta come up
Starting point is 00:53:42 When y'all start talking about a nigga haircut Because, bro, that's, you couldn't help it That was just... You were sending somebody that picture to show him? You know, post that one picture We're in a club like this Oh, my God cable, bro Oh, you're off
Starting point is 00:53:58 y'all got that picture right anytime I'm producing you get quiet somebody got some bullshit back there y'all got every picture for me all right out of pocket I can't wait for this shit
Starting point is 00:54:11 I'm posted a day goddiv buddy really up the two-line a nigga for the hair line though that's fucking crazy yeah he wilder bro he is he's tripping butt hi Kyle
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Starting point is 00:58:34 long enough. You know what the nigga can play over here. And you ain't going to get you a free cup, bro. He's like, just go, bro. Niggins got better. Think of that ain't doing
Starting point is 00:58:44 no good deed for me. Man, niggas go, bro. You ain't got to be that mad. They ain't damn to try to kill a nigga over here. And they got the measuring his shit in the mirror. said, nah, nigga. Did you think my shit went that far?
Starting point is 00:58:54 Yes, nigga. You lost your mustache as you was hot, nigga. I wasn't even, I was hot because, nigga, I got to go somewhere. What do you think this? Throw a hat on, nigga. How long does a mustache take the girl back? Like, nigga, you, you know, it took like two days. But it's just like, you know, nigga, we're about to go somewhere.
Starting point is 00:59:13 I think he's about to go out of town. I'm like, man, I'm not walking outside with these. There is nothing worse, like you said. You got somewhere to be in your cut either don't have it. Or it's not where it's supposed to. to be. Like, I had no mustache, Nick, I'm a grown-ass man.
Starting point is 00:59:24 I'm a grown-ass man, I look like I was really trying to tap in with the Dominican, the Spanish people for real. Or the Muslims, think, why don't them cut all day shit? Yeah, I was looking wild. Would you really have no cut or a bad cut?
Starting point is 00:59:36 No cut. No cut, bro. I would rather have a crazy mustache than no mustache, bro. That shit was wild, because. Nah. And my goofy ass, FaceTime, Kayla,
Starting point is 00:59:46 like, look at the thing and cut my mustache. She screenshotted. That's how that shit got on there. That's why she's sharing dogs. I'm shitty. Well, that's what DJ said.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I wanted to say it because I get DJ in trouble. She called Kayla Toxie. Yeah. Because you got co-parent a dog. It was DJ. That's gross. Because they hear the cindrault. It was DJ.
Starting point is 01:00:13 It's your birthday. Hey, Kayla's in a birthday. You're out late. It's on my pain. I didn't know. Go, North. The garden nigga Norvin
Starting point is 01:00:24 I love it Shouts a hoover That's a parish Bud Dale Damn shout to Parrish Metaloff classic For sure
Starting point is 01:00:32 I think it got the Shades That's the polo glasses That was my My got the glasses Now But those turned In the sunglasses
Starting point is 01:00:39 In the soil It was a little confused Because of the The flag That's a little Confused My glass
Starting point is 01:00:50 My glass There's a little It was getting a little wickening. It was supposed to go in sports mode. It was supposed to go in sports mode. I was going to see the light flashing. It got a little too wicked than that me if they just decided to fog up on me.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Hey, nothing worse than an off guard picking a club, bro. Hey, they are. Because I was really dancing, bro, that nigger. What dance would you do? Shout to motherfucking DJ Cash, man. Y'all some hoax. That one where they did like,
Starting point is 01:01:24 the Chris Brown, they'd be whiffing in that. He was TikTok. Fucking. Oh, man. That's stupid, man. It's his birthday, man. Shout to my all starter, man.
Starting point is 01:01:38 It's a legendary pick right there too. Y'all's stupid. That was the first shitel picture. I please play the badass kids on tantrums, man. This is funny as hell. They put gossip music over these badass kids on tantrums, and it's the funniest compilation I've seen this week,
Starting point is 01:01:51 man. That picture legendary kid. That picture legendary. That's when I'd be leaving. No, when they start doing that, that's when I walk out. That's how they be moving, too. That's why that shit's so funny. That's somebody ever starts shouting next of y'all
Starting point is 01:02:21 church. Yeah. And hit you. You know what's so crazy? You got hit? Yes. This lady was like, I was like, whoa,
Starting point is 01:02:29 wait a minute. And then she snapped out of us. She took a minute. They had the fan her. She fell back. It was a lot. Those are my favorite people. When they used to go to East and Star
Starting point is 01:02:38 when they used to do that every church. The same one, she did. I was like, it don't hit you every day, bro. Not every weekend, because. No, for real, because. Bro, you don't know how the spirit move. Not every weekend. He said every time.
Starting point is 01:02:51 after offer. Every Sunday at this same time. She's going to ball. I can tell my mom, I'll be like, bro, she is faking. My mom would be like, you don't know what she's going through. I was like, bro. The spirit move different, bro.
Starting point is 01:03:04 I was like, bro, take me a friendship, because I don't like this new church. I hate it here. Run around the church. I see her mom in the end. She said, you know what? Every time I see you and Brandon, I just pray so strong for y'all. What is going on? My mom would be like, I hope be here and pray today.
Starting point is 01:03:17 I'd be like, why are you always saying? Up here and he's like, because she's just be making fun of the church. no i think i think shoutin is overrated but if a motherfucker's in the stream bro you can't i'm not saying you not but you're just like every weekend yeah i had to go back i didn't like no no disrespect the eastern store i just couldn't what you're thinking what fuck always supposed to hit once once above yeah it got it got it wow switch it up like yeah let them my fuck hit you on a Saturday or something like nigga we're not here that's my whole point like we're already even though that crazy today yeah like they ain't even seen the a and be selected door
Starting point is 01:03:51 All he said was God. No disrespect. And my favorite thing is Bernie Mac episode where he joined the church so they could get out of church. They made the same thing to all that shit. Oh, I remember one day, though, the spirit hit me because I walked up to the altar.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Oh, Lord. It was like, if you're going through some things, I do I do. This is a real shit. I was in high school. I had cheated on my. Oh, my. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:04:22 I got caught. I walked to the altar, because. Hey. Yes. I said, man, if God take me back, you will too. I walked to the altar. That shit is irritating. He's like, if you was out last night doing wrong,
Starting point is 01:04:39 and you know, I was like, damn, he's talking to me, because, I don't think it was wrong, but it felt right. Yeah, man. What? I don't know what you're on. I thought it was going to work Cause it does change He left the same way
Starting point is 01:04:58 Bitch where you're at I left and text her What's you're doing? No, I'm playing I'm not I mean that's better than going to see the lady I did go to the altar though I did go to the altar though
Starting point is 01:05:11 That's cool, bro But it feels like every time you Like go to church they're talking to you though Nah for real I just I don't want to go through all that Like God can skip me with all the extra but if you're the pastor's talking to me I'll receive that message but
Starting point is 01:05:24 I don't want to have no seizure or no shit like that church I'm cool Mike you ever had a seizure at church Mike can't caught the spirit you ain't ever caught the spirit nah not like that I started yelling running around the church
Starting point is 01:05:39 no my favorite when they just started that's about running around the church hit a laugh you that is hilarious my granddaughter is actually the pastor I ain't never seen him don't do it either.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Your granddad's a pastor. The more you learn about the people you work with every day. Mike, granddad's a pastor and he don't go to church. Daddy's a cop. Daddy's a cop. He's a photographer.
Starting point is 01:06:02 You a photographer. So you do pooh. You shoot your pops is a cop. And your dad a pastor. Tyler Perry Lee Buckhead, come on up to now.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Got a whole family for it. All the legal activity going on. We got trade-in-day, we got the passage to the money, and we got a pooh-shooter. It's all working. A-p-o-shooter is crazy. His granddaddy wrote TV in the look.
Starting point is 01:06:33 He said, yes. I'm delivering personal prayers today. All right, both of all right. We ain't going to miss with your granddad. I'm sorry to Grandpa. So that they could get some money back to the church. Mike Prane, never tired either. No, I actually tied, though.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Pretty heft. I mean, 10%? A little bit more than that This is funny You're the church drummer When people start shouting You keep playing the music You're like at some point
Starting point is 01:06:56 You cut it off Because the past we get mad We got too long too It depends It depends It just matters on the vibe For real Then you get like
Starting point is 01:07:03 A cue To like Turn it up Yeah The organ or the bass The bass is start Then we'll go We'd do 30 seconds
Starting point is 01:07:12 Motherfuck ain't got That much energy Cause Most of this time It's over overweight Motherfuck's out of shape motherfucker's shout They got about
Starting point is 01:07:20 30 seconds in them did they fall down and we stop pastor throw the rug on them we move on with service Oh rug Yeah we throw a rug With a little shit on the end of it Y'all ain't had that much of church
Starting point is 01:07:32 We had we had sheets Oh yeah You got body bag On to the next one Yeah that's a little broke We had like You know Disrespect
Starting point is 01:07:43 Broke ass church Throwing I've never heard I didn't I said it was glad bad I ain't heard that throw a sheet on a nigga He's supposed to throw like a little A little prayer rug on him
Starting point is 01:07:55 I'm cool Just lay him down Just lift me up Lay him down Don't hit that before Yeah that's what you can't When the motherfucker's shouting on they fall You don't just let them hit their head
Starting point is 01:08:06 You gotta You gotta shout to the nurses They pull up Yeah I see some nurses Catching elbows and give up One motherfucker didn't wake up though At church
Starting point is 01:08:14 She said damn Damn She died Shout it to heaven I don't know I was a visit or it was a night service and that motherfucker fell
Starting point is 01:08:22 and the paramedics had a gun at a cell well the Lord wanted you so I don't know what happened to him God bless if we're in with us
Starting point is 01:08:32 we know where you went there ain't a way to go out y'all's stupid some ways to go out I don't know if that's the one I want for respect
Starting point is 01:08:40 I'm not all right if you had did we ever talk about that if you had to go the way you want to go RIP love game
Starting point is 01:08:49 Kevin Samuel Whatever they said on Twitter I don't know It's true Do you want to like die On the person Or like If it's like that
Starting point is 01:09:03 Yeah I want to die laying down though Go ahead and put me in uniform Let me lay down That's some scary shit What are you doing If somebody die Do you like wake him and be like
Starting point is 01:09:14 Damn my shit is deadly or it's like What? I'm gonna be traumatized I wonder if that's a crime though. How is that a crime? You did that to yourself. No.
Starting point is 01:09:24 I didn't know he had a heart condition. I can't say that when we do this DNA test. What the hell? I'm saying, though, that's got to be like, you kill me. Like, do you feel good? No, I wouldn't feel good. That's some scary shit. I would be traumatized.
Starting point is 01:09:41 You'd be like, yo, my shit. I don't know. I'll put my fucking down. Your shit like crack for real. Nigg's going to start coming. They'll be calling you. You know, it's always man die. It's never the woman.
Starting point is 01:09:51 You know right here, nigga? You know when crack heads to see a motherfucker die hitting that pipe, they'd be like, shit, I need that motherfucker. Yeah. I'm cool, though. Price went up, huh? Yeah, your shit killed somebody.
Starting point is 01:10:03 Y'all probably want to die. Y'all sleep or something. Me? Yeah, I want to die when I'm like 95, just like. You're not living that long, bro. Nigel, why the fuck you keep telling me? I'm not going to live that long. You're not going to live longer than you.
Starting point is 01:10:15 I'm healthy, nigga. You are not. I'm healthy, diggy. I just told Brandon. That's why he, you know, shout to my dick. I'm living longer than him, bro. If he's going to 88, I'll go to 89. It don't matter.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Barbie's neutral out of all three of us. Who do you think of going to live the longest? DJ. Why? Respect our head. Because it's activities. Because he's smoked weed. That's why he's going to live the shortest.
Starting point is 01:10:43 His lungs are going. It's not like well-lifers anyway. It's not like well-lifers anyway. I just put it out He works out too. But anyway. Because he works out too. He works out too.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Wow. Damn. So, all right. Who's next? Cool. Fuck it. DJ, I guess. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Who's next? Really? It's going to be Jeff. That's great. That's great. You got about 45 years. You got like 45 more years left because. Damn.
Starting point is 01:11:16 I ain't bad life. Damn her 40. People living to be older. I want to live as long as I am coherent, able-minded and physically I literally am myself, bro. 80. 80. Yeah, I want to go about 85.
Starting point is 01:11:27 80. 80. 80, they still getting around living just. My shit ain't going to work. I'm cool. 85. My grandma died 100. At 100, I said, shit.
Starting point is 01:11:37 Like, as long as you can move around. What do they do? But at 85. Another one. Yeah, 85, because I, I, I, I, Hey, man, we went to my girl my last birthday. She just sat there the whole time. I said, if you don't stand up,
Starting point is 01:11:55 my fucking drove from, what the hell you wanted to do? Lafayette Road to post road to see you just sit here. Girl, if you don't get up and shuffle in my fucking electric slide. Everybody just sitting there. She's just in there.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Everybody going to take pictures of winners. Be here. I was saying. God bless baby, though. You know what she sat there Like, oh boy Like Jesse You're damn near
Starting point is 01:12:24 With a wind I said somebody Don't get my grandma Gingerill or something Make her look like she having fun My fuck is just sitting there Hands on her ass She hit
Starting point is 01:12:37 Fix her wing Mama damn Everybody you know A motherfucker wearing loose wing You keep putting your head on her And motherfucker keep She can't even pull the a motherfucker like when I'd be having to rag on my head
Starting point is 01:12:53 that's it boy if y'all put another flash in her face she ain't gonna be able to see by the time she lead this motherfucker what is the worst bro oh man like man let her to go home bro she don't want to do this shit bro
Starting point is 01:13:07 yes bro having if they can't get up and move stop having birthday parties for them bro the fuck are we celebrating I'm at grandma she You hear me? Y'all look alike.
Starting point is 01:13:20 DJ, say her name on the mic. Shit. Cut that bitch up. He got me sweat, good. He's stupid. Oh, man. Yeah, bro. If I'm a burden, bro,
Starting point is 01:13:31 give me up out of here, bro. I don't want to be a burden to the family. Yeah, I'm got. Yeah. When niggas, I'm going to pick you up for family functions, bro, go ahead and check out. Nah, if you got to pick me up to the function, I'm straight.
Starting point is 01:13:40 Respect. I can't pull up. I'm cool. If you can't drive, you don't want to go? Nah, bro. I'm still want to pull up, bro. I'm still want to pull up, bro. Nah, bro, if I'm like 85 and niggas kind of, I'm like, yo, you coming to get me?
Starting point is 01:13:51 Is you coming to get me? They're like, damn, nigga. Miga, my motherfuckin' kids better come get me. I'm cool, bro. I don't get a fuck if I can drop after 75, nigga, I'm not driving. If I don't want to, not to know party. If niggas are asked to about picking me up, we're going to have a problem, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:06 You're going to cut out the wheel. You're getting cut out the wheel. Yeah, hell no. I'll be mad. I'll be mad. If my dad's a call me come picking him up from Avon, I'd be shitting. You're not far as hell I'd do it but I'd be shit
Starting point is 01:14:19 Bro at least get him an Uber Bro You can't put no serious since in the Uber I'm gonna say they don't be one to ride no other Today's senior seriousness I don't know where Uber is bro By the time we're oh of course Yeah I know
Starting point is 01:14:29 My mom in my mom in the Uber If I don't feel like going to get her But I'll go pick her up though Yeah I'll go get my dad But I don't want to You know You be in that ride the whole time Then you get a car with something my nigga
Starting point is 01:14:39 It's cool You do got to take you back home I'll be shit I ain't a lot That's really Dad take you home after the function is weird. That's a good for me
Starting point is 01:14:47 having 10 siblings, though. We've tried off. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But y'all things are wrong, though, bro. Take your parents home, bro. I will. It's still making it mad, but I'll take home.
Starting point is 01:14:59 I hope y'all create your parents. So, my son, this audition period, bro. You're going to be it as well or not? I get this shit to charity. You play with me? I'll be damn. What? I ain't giving shit to charity.
Starting point is 01:15:13 You ain't doing that? Mm-mm. Oh, boy. did that. No disrespect to the charities, but I'm not good. Bill Gates. Bill Gates. Yeah, oh, hell no. He wrong. He said, I have enough money that you can live a comfortable life and more to come. I ain't mad at Flannery, but. He gave him $10 million, in you? Yeah, bro, I need more than that. No, I got billions. My kids to get in the billions. His entire fortune, around 400 M's.
Starting point is 01:15:33 It's Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan, excuse me. Plans to donate his entire fortune? Yep. I'm not fucking with my daddy. He's to do some shit like that. That's insane. You fucking with your parents if you tell you that? Oh, I ain't Chinese, so I don't know the rules All right, I'm gone Respect You think you're going to fuck about us
Starting point is 01:15:51 Yeah, I don't know That chair family line is might be different Yeah, maybe some past down shit Yeah, yeah He said something about he wanted his kids To have their own struggle And learn, like, work for what they're
Starting point is 01:16:03 Well, he's not try to teach me a lesson like that No, I mean, I'm not a lesson like that, no I struggle Just leave your kids a lesson for sure I'll figure out the struggle I'll be bad at math or some shit You probably see all these Hollywood kids, though, bro. My folks get left that trust for the money.
Starting point is 01:16:18 It's kind of, they kind of shoot it down the drain, bro. Well, man, that's on you. I gave you the plan. You could have Orlando Brown, bro. I'm cool. I guess when you died, don't matter. Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah, I can do it.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Yeah, give it to my baby. Do y'all really give a fuck with your kids doing when I die? I don't. You ain't going to know. I kind of care if I got grandkids. If not, shit. What about, like. Bobby wouldn't get out.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Let's see if you, like, watching. from, like, the heavens. And you see, like, your granddaughter with a poor star. Baby, make it count. Hey. I ain't watching my grandbaby get cracked, but I'm saying, that's her job.
Starting point is 01:17:04 At least make the most of them. I'll go, man. And if they say, if you won't play it in the right way? I'm just saying, what are we here for? I'm going to play the right way. Don't play the right. Happy birthday to my dog be here.
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