Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Draymond Green ejection & end of the Warriors? + WILD NBA ref story

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 54 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Draymond Green’s latest ejection after just four minutes into the Golden State Warriors game against the Orl...ando Magic. The guys debate whether it is time for the Warriors to get rid of Klay Thompson and Draymond, and start from scratch with Steph Curry. They also dive into Caitlin Clark being offered $5 million by Ice Cube and the Big 3, Vince Young getting knocked out at a bar, and Jeff’s CRAZY story about NBA referees. 00:00 - Introduction01:15 - Hooping in Penny's and Chucks04:00 - Big 3 and Caitlin Clark08:45 - Diddy12:30 - Syracuse tap in!13:55 - Vince Young bar fight15:55 - Steph reaction to Draymond ejection17:55 - Draymond to the Lakers?!18:55 - Kelly Oubre cussing out the refs20:20 - Jeff Teague stories with Tony Brothers and Scott Foster24:15 - Tim Tebow at Florida27:30 - Accepting donations32:50 - Beyonce's new country album33:45 - Nate Robinson vs. Michael Beasley35:00 - Jeff never got the Lavar Ball shoes he ordered!41:40 - Carlton in Fresh Prince was WEAK43:15 - Cooking for holidays is dead50:00 - Verzus popped off during COVID #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:13 This is an iHeart Podcast. All right, we back. Another episode of CLUB520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me. To my left, my dog, Bishop B. Here in Alton Prillies.
Starting point is 00:01:28 How you doing, Nasty? Cool and nasty. What's pop, baby? Hey, man, we're bringing out the fine jar, man. You don't wear your work shoes to work, man. I know. You've been flexing on the YouTube community, I see. My bad.
Starting point is 00:01:37 I had them on the ATL, so it's straight, bro. We good. Brought it back. Respect. Respect. To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Teague. How you doing, man? Back home, man. Happy to be back. Shit. You know how these was about to go? brought it back respect respect to my right my dog young Nacho young Teague how you up man back home man
Starting point is 00:01:45 happy to be back uh shit you know these was about a dough these pennies I don't even know when these came out
Starting point is 00:01:51 what year was these I ain't do my research I gotta do my homework damn uh the penny tools would it have been 96, 97
Starting point is 00:01:58 Mike is that too too far off it's really close I feel like it's 96 they about a dodo. What's up? Outside of the posits,
Starting point is 00:02:08 them the hardest ones, bro. And the penny. What? They are. They are. What? They're better than the phone posits, if you ask me.
Starting point is 00:02:17 I'm taking penny ones next to phone posits. Oh, no. And I love the penny ones, but those are different. Them is... That black with that blue. The 3M on that shoe
Starting point is 00:02:25 is crazy yeah that's a fact these are I never owned a pair of penny toes damn not a fan
Starting point is 00:02:32 the penny ones are heat though they just all the cold ones got the white bottom you know once you wear them bitches they
Starting point is 00:02:37 dimmer camouflage the penny ones feel like my heel my heel yeah they so uncomfortable yeah I was gonna say I don't know anybody who him hooping that shoe is crazy crazy cause it's like my heel about to come out the Yeah, they so uncomfortable. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know anybody who, him hooping that shoe was crazy.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Crazy, because it's like my heel about to come out the shoe when I'm just walking around. That's like looking back at what niggas really used to hoop in. Like, how was niggas really hooping in chucks and never had, like, catastrophic injuries? That shit's crazy to me. Oh, they did. Them motherfuckers used to only play like eight years.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Think about how long them old niggas careers were. But that shit just caught up with them later, though. I'm like, them old niggas broken Will be like That shit caught up But that shit just caught up With them later though And like Them old niggas Broken down Yeah Broken down For sure
Starting point is 00:03:09 Yeah but that's back When them niggas like They always saw Nate Thurman Niggas who was 25 But looked 36 Yeah Niggas hairlines
Starting point is 00:03:16 Back in the ABA ABA days Was crazy Niggas was 23 Oh They look so I wonder what Like why they look so old. Wasn't it just
Starting point is 00:03:26 the hairline? Because they face just look old, bro. Niggas had jobs at 11. Niggas worked at the factory and clocked out and went to hoop in the NBA. Niggas was getting a meal. For sure. It's crazy, bro. They definitely had jobs while they hooped in the NBA. Damn. That's what
Starting point is 00:03:42 reminds me of my pro. That nigga Coffee Brown had to leave the grocery store to go hoop. That's something that reminds me of Semi-Pro. That nigga, Coffee Brown, had to lead the grocery store to go hoop. That's crazy. Insane. Andre 2000 don't get spoken of enough. At least he was a character who got buckets, because you look at him, and you look at Common, and Just Right, and that still pisses me off.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Give me Just Right over that, over Semi-Pro. You crazy. Just Right had to be one of the weakest basketball movies I've ever seen. Kun Latifah saved that movie. Just Right is a way better film than Semi-Pro. That Mustang is fire, though. It is fire. Semi-Pro's Jackie Moon, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:14 The owner and the power for it, that's elite. He was on his Magic Johnson shit, but— Bill Mack and Common killing niggas in the league was crap. Because it was Common. Yeah. Like, hey, man. But see, a nigga like Cameron couldn't have played that part. You had to put a nigga like Cameron in the part.
Starting point is 00:04:32 You wanted Cameron to be in just right? I did, but I know Cam ain't going to date Queen Latifah. That's out of pocket. Yeah, that was out of pocket for him leaving. Robin Thicke over joint. Oh, yeah. Queen Latifah like stop playing who's the better person
Starting point is 00:04:47 that's what he chose bro the better person nah never choose those that really never choose the better person that's a good question so
Starting point is 00:04:55 who you choosing in that situation oh I'm staying home yeah can't no bitch be built like me and I'm cracking her give me the
Starting point is 00:05:04 give me the bad, the bad person all day. That's dead. We can fix bad behaviors. There's some things we can't fix. Well, my fuck got that vacuum now.
Starting point is 00:05:17 My fuck put Queen Latifah in that vacuum. She probably get right. I mean, I've seen Chloe's transformation, so I guess anything is possible. Yeah, Queen Latifah,
Starting point is 00:05:24 but you know, she hoop on the other side of the court. So who had a better transformation? There I'm on. Between them two? Between who? I was going to say Chloe, but I'm not going to do that.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I'm not going to disrespect nobody. Keep this thing out of the way. And who? That's what I'm saying. Like, who the? I know people, bro. Respect. Respect.
Starting point is 00:05:44 I'm going to leave that out of there. Hey, man. Big three captain. You picking up Kayla Clark? Shit, if she was available. Yeah. Shit, we going to be famous in a month. Podcast's going to be booming.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I talk about deals. What? Man, Kayla Clark, boy, I love her. Get on a fever. Come on, 520. We your biggest fans. I was almost tired of you, but I'm back. I'm number one fan now.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Hey, man, I was dying when I was mad. I was like, Ice Cube, why you only offer her? For the very obvious reasons. I hate when everybody acts so arms about women's basketball when they're stupid at times. Why did he get that money to the WNBA? Because he don't want a fucking team. He owns his own league.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Why would he get a WNBA team if he owns a league? Is that their salary? What? Five mils? Hell no. No, I'm saying, could he,
Starting point is 00:06:34 could he, no, could he pay for the fever with that five mils? Oh, he probably could pay for the whole roster. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Damn, man.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Yeah. For the year. That's what I'm asking. Yeah, but they don't play. Oh, okay. But they don't play in his league. Like, that's what, I don't Damn, man. Yeah. Play for the year. That's what I'm asking. Yeah, but they don't play. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:06:47 But they don't play in his league. Like, that's what I don't understand why everybody's acting so abhorrent. Why is it only her? You didn't offer Andra Reese. Respect Andra Reese. Because Andra Reese not one of them. She's not worth $5 million. No offense, but Katelyn Clark is worth $5 million.
Starting point is 00:06:59 She's bringing the entire state of Iowa with her every single game. He would make that money back. She's bringing the whole country. Come on, bro. You know how many people going to show up for Katelyn Clark? state of Iowa with her every single game, he would make that money back. She's bringing the whole country. Come on, bro. You know how many people going to show up for Clayton Clark? Angela Reese, she going to get O-Block. Post-Road.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Nah, real talk. West Side. She getting the whole state. He fucking around offering Juju that same bag, too. And listen. Juju ain't going to bring the same love. She cold as the caitlyn court she better machine that and you know what thank you for saying that because that's the most important thing about this that people are missing marketing dog it's what she brings to the table
Starting point is 00:07:36 she's a phenom we didn't say she's the best ever but what she brings to the table nobody else can do that right now and it's okay to just be okay to admit that they hate kayla clark yeah yeah she slander she get on twitter it's crazy and she don't even be saying she'd just be killing i like her even more now because i love when people hate on people and they keep killing yeah yeah she's an average white girl bro there ain't no disrespect for her she probably hooping go to the crib ain't no disrespect for her. She probably hoop and go to the crib. Ain't no telling. She probably got a Joker lifestyle, bro. For real. She ain't really in the media
Starting point is 00:08:09 or nothing like that. Yeah, she probably. You kind of out of pocket for talking shit to her because she ain't as turned up as Angel Reese in there. She talk shit though when she hoop though.
Starting point is 00:08:17 No, because that's in between the lines. But I'm saying you ain't really nothing. Yeah. Joker goes like, man, you can't fucking guard me. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but she go home and she ain't really nothing. Yeah. Joker goes like, man, you can't fucking guard me. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but she go home and
Starting point is 00:08:26 she ain't going. She probably watching Growing Pains. Oh, for sure. For sure. With her bitch next to her. Yeah, what's their favorite show? What's the...
Starting point is 00:08:40 Breaking Bad. Def, she watching Ozark when she go to the crib. That's where I watch it Love is Blind I would have picked you behind the wall Or Orange is the what? Why they watching that, bro?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Because they can relate Shout out to K Shout out to K-C, though Shout out to Kaly Clark, man Her name starts with a C, by the way Shout out to K.C. though. Shout out to K.L.E. Clark, man. Her name starts with a C, by the way. I was like, I was like,
Starting point is 00:09:11 I thought it was K.L.E. I was like, it is. No, no, no. My little cousin's name is K.L.E. It's K.L.E. My man. Double C, my man. Shout out to K.C.
Starting point is 00:09:18 My man, double cup. My fault. He said, break it bad, bro. That's funny. Orange is the new black. It's crazy, but. That is crazy bro That's funny Orange is the New Black It's crazy That is crazy
Starting point is 00:09:27 That is funny Hey man Speaking of Orange is the New Black Diddy gonna be in a new season Cause boy When they catch his ass It is over with What's that show gonna be called?
Starting point is 00:09:37 I don't know So they actually showed That he was with the feds At the airport Like we have footage Of him with the feds At the airport Alleg Like, we have footage of him with the feds at the airport. Allegedly, his plane left, but he's still here.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Oh, yeah. He sent the hoes on that what? Allegedly. He had to secure the package. Because that's what you said. His drug mule. Why they say Young Miami had pink coke? You be watching Worldstar.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Pink coke with a smile? Pink coochieie that's about the headline on world star it was they had cocaine that's part of that party pet though yeah that's part of
Starting point is 00:10:12 that party pet I hate that for her but hold on the thing that tripped me out about the whole thing before you get back on what you were saying
Starting point is 00:10:19 he said they had sex slaves young Miami and 50 baby mama and I said on you know the last pod
Starting point is 00:10:27 like protect Young Miami but damn we can't protect you if you on that though if you help running the ring that's crazy
Starting point is 00:10:34 but I mean I hope here's my I will obviously hopefully they're not doing that but them being scandalous
Starting point is 00:10:40 is what they've always rapped and talked about this is not surprising to see this on paperwork. Actor was made for moments like this. Yeah, but I feel
Starting point is 00:10:48 I feel a way like if they get if he get in trouble for fucking with a couple girls that he just cash out like
Starting point is 00:10:57 I show love I want them to be with me I want to fuck with them I just pay them. Now if they doing some other shit with getting other people
Starting point is 00:11:04 and doing all that shit then alright, fuck them. But shout out to them. Wait just pay them. Now, if they doing some other shit with getting other people and doing all that shit, then all right, fuck them. But, no. Shout out to them. Wait till, Torre talked about, he put one of his cousins on as an intern with him
Starting point is 00:11:12 and the internship ended with it. They didn't want to go to bed with him. When the old interns talk, that's going to be the end of it. When we get them stories
Starting point is 00:11:20 about all the offices he was working at and stuff, that's what was going to really fuck everything up. But if he asks you and you say no and he lets you go, does that really
Starting point is 00:11:27 do anything wrong? Yes. You cannot do that. Why? My internship cannot be based on me busting it open. That is crazy. That's a term.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I don't know. Is it really wrong? HR term. Yeah. Yeah, but nigga. Sexual harassment. Nigga, I ain't really higher as an intern.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Your cousin just asked if he could follow me around, but nigga. Sexual harassment. Nigga, I ain't really hired you as an intern. Your cousin just asked if you could follow me around, motherfucker. You're right. That's true. I ain't signed no paperwork. Oh. So what about the... I wouldn't even want to sign no paperwork with Diddy, honestly. What about the Syracuse legend from 18 to 20, the killer?
Starting point is 00:12:00 The white boy. He had his own NIL. My God. My boy averaged six points. Nah, he didn't average a point, did he? Six perks. He was a demon on campus. We not even. We don't condone.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Hey, bust. Tap your head. We not even condoning, selling drugs or nothing. What was he on? But for him to be Diddy's main source is fire. Did you see the fucking mug shot? No. I said break it bad for real. Look at this nigga. Macaulay Culkin,
Starting point is 00:12:30 man, God. What's trapping? Trapping, bro. Hey, who's in Syracuse? Who else was in Syracuse? Diggendorf, tap in. Zaire. Zaire? Oh my God. What's up, bro? You on out. Tim, let me find out. No party pants. Let me find out. The party packs.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Let me find out when y'all crossed to become a Q. Old boy was sliding on y'all with the pack. He was at the probate. Mellow, tap in. I know he wasn't
Starting point is 00:12:53 the plug. Damn. That is crazy. I'm like, how are all the people in the fucking world and you tapping in with a fucking
Starting point is 00:13:01 college athlete from Q? Come on, Mellow. That got to be a part of the lineage, bro. He got to be with the mob, bro. That nigga found Matthew Deladova in Syracuse and say, hey, let's get this money. Man, tap in. You know what kind of brand he was getting, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Tap in. Who else I know from Syracuse? Scoop Jardee. Tap in. Paul. Tell me your name. Paul, Paul, come on. We see your vlogs.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You got to discuss this. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Damn. Damn. Damn, Johnny. discuss this. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Damn. Damn. Damn, Johnny. I know it ain't go down like that. I think Greg Paula's got a crack in it.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Shout out to Lee. Shout out to Sir Bayhom. Oh, we know Bayhom was involved for sure. Bayhom, you are a cocaine cowboy. Yes. Yes. Oh, man. Hey, man., you are a cocaine cowboy. Yes. Yes. Oh, man. Hey, man, Diddy is a sick nigga.
Starting point is 00:13:48 The more we find out, shit just get crazy and crazy. Crazy. This story is wild. But... The fucking kids, man. I'm still praying for them kids. Get well soon, y'all. Better days on the way.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Hey, speaking of get well soon, Vince Young, please get well soon. Vince was in the bar, you know what I'm saying? Trying to break up some shit. Ended up catching one to the dome, man. I ain't see the clip. Did a motherfucker hit him with a bottle?
Starting point is 00:14:09 Nah, one of them was Haddon's. It felt like a bottle. I'm sure it did because that nigga crumble. You know, Vince ain't no little nigga. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:16 He's 6'5". Yeah, it was all 6'5", laid out this way. So he's like a rug. That is crazy. Knock a Vince Young out is insane because what you doing
Starting point is 00:14:28 man he can't get on the ground it's crazy yeah what you doing fam yeah that was crazy when I seen that man damn Vince Young Reggie
Starting point is 00:14:36 that would never happen to Reggie Bush get well soon that's why he can't have the Weissman Reggie would never get laid out the real Heisman
Starting point is 00:14:44 Vince Young nah he was the real Heisman no he wasn't I don Weisman. Reggie would never get laid out. The real Heisman, this young. Nah. You was the real Heisman. No, he wasn't. I don't like that either. And this young is one of Dakota's college QBs of all time. It's all respect.
Starting point is 00:14:52 That was not his fucking Heisman, man. I hate that. You the real Heisman. Disrespectful. Don't worry about that. Karma's a motherfucker. Hey, my guy cleaned his glasses, y'all. It's funny.
Starting point is 00:15:01 You don't care for today? Yeah. He ain't trying to get his money. Turn up. All that booty juice from those photo's funny. Still camera today? Yeah. He ain't trying to get his money. Turn up. All that booty juice from those photo shoots today. Ay-ya. Hey, when you had Pika,
Starting point is 00:15:10 that was crazy that day. Move the fuck off. I ain't got no deal with Pika. Oh, my fault. Oh, wow. That's a wave in D. Oh, wow. I told you,
Starting point is 00:15:20 you can't put your thumb in there and then rub your eyes. It's the real left eye. No chili. I'm still carbon-carbon too. That nigga, he got head COVID. Damn, Glenn Davis.
Starting point is 00:15:33 This was nasty. Shout out to Glenn Davis. Shout out to Glenn for saying he was part of the porn shoot. Oh, they collapsed. That's why you couldn't do the show. Okay. I didn't know. Him and Mike. Oh, they collapsed. That's why you couldn't do the show. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I see it. I didn't do the math before here. They didn't pass the COVID on to my niggas. That's crazy. Without a ball, it's just a court.
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Starting point is 00:16:53 Hennessy. Without your spirit, it's only a game. 21 and over only. Please drink responsibly. Hey, man. Speaking of crazy. Draymond, the major nigga, Steph Cry. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:17:10 He has to get at least 12 black forces for that, bro. You ruined Steph Curry's day, bro. You were a bad person. Steph Cry was... The fact that people love Steph Curry so much that they was like writing in the comments when I read them, like, we just got to get Steph some help, man. I was like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:17:26 He is the richest motherfucking NBA. Y'all motherfuckers are really here and compassionate about this nigga? Oh, hell no. This is crazy. Hey, man. The nigga is 39. He ain't just fine. Man.
Starting point is 00:17:39 He was fed up, though. Nah, that is. That's crazy, though. Hey, Draymond getting ejected from a game in six minutes is crazy. It is. What's the end game for that? Because obviously we know that shit's dead after this year. Like, it has to be dead.
Starting point is 00:17:52 You think that'll cut him? Cut? No. Nah, he got a lot of value still. Cut is crazy. But they're going to have to go in a different direction because they're just not winning. Yeah. So they're probably going to let him and Klay go.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Start and just rebuild. And ask Steph, do he want to leave? Give Steph the choice. Do he want to, like, go? Steph's probably going to say no. But you never know. He might want to go to Charlotte. Him and his brother, dad, survive.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Listen, you put Steph Curry on that Charlotte Hornets team, we're going to get a different Steph. That's what we're going to be doing. Steph. What are you going to be doing? Divorce coming soon? I agree with you. The family's going to still be in Golden State. He will be in Charlotte. The vibes.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Tap back in, bro. You put LaMelo and Steph together, all them niggas is about to go crazy. Life-changing bandits. Best backcourt in the league. Hey, Steph going to get a chain day one. Yeah, God bless. No, I think Steph gonna stay
Starting point is 00:18:45 But get rid of everybody else I love Klay Stand up for Klay All the time, for sure But I think Klay will stay before Before Dre Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dre's time Just go somewhere else, bro Help another team Cause you still got some shit In the tank, Paul Nah, he's like He can help another team
Starting point is 00:19:02 Yeah, you still qualified For sure, my nigga It's still Dre They probably just over the... He just ran his course. Yeah. It happens in the league, but Draymond, I hate to see him break up, but... He can go to a different team that's ready to win.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Yeah, I wouldn't be mad to see him in L.A. with Bron, AD. I think he'd probably push him in there. Oh, my God. They would be clowning. But he beat a five, Let AD play the four. And they just kind of rock out. Brian, that wouldn't be bad. He pushing that.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I think he's trying to get to LA. That'd be dope though. And honestly, how many times do we see players stay in a whole organization their whole career? Nah, it's just crazy. All three of them for that to happen. At some point, it had to happen. Yeah, it's going to happen. We just hate to see it
Starting point is 00:19:45 happen like this but Draymond is wild and this shit how long how long they been in good 10 years at least Draymond got at least
Starting point is 00:19:52 like year 11 maybe yeah he was the last one that came in right so yeah at least 10 years yeah 10 year plus for sure they had a good run
Starting point is 00:20:00 yeah bro this is not the Spurs bro that shit don't happen nowhere else yeah but uh hey Kelly Oubre is crazy as hell for cussing out a good run. Yeah, bro, that's not the Spurs, bro. That shit don't happen nowhere else. Yeah. But, uh, hey,
Starting point is 00:20:08 Kelly Oubre is crazy as hell for cussing out all the refs like that. Yeah, that was funny as shit. What Lou Williams said, that was 25K a bitch, I was crying. He got fouled, though, bro. Bro, but he called that ref,
Starting point is 00:20:19 he said, you a bitch, you a bitch, your mama a bitch. Bro, why is my mama a bitch? Because she is, bro. Call her a foul, bro. Do your job, bro. Do your mama a bitch. Bro, why is my mama a bitch? Because she is, bro. Call it, fam, bro. Do your job, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:26 What, bro? Do your job, bro. He probably lost 100 grand for... It's fine, bro. Your mama's still a bitch, bro. Call it, fam, bro. Do your job, bro. These reps, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Like, and Kelly O'Brie, he's straight. And I know, don't nobody want to lose 100K. I get that. But these reps, bro, are getting away with bloody murder, bro. All that apologizing shit after the game, bro, is not cool. It's happening too consistently. I'm nothing. Amen.
Starting point is 00:20:50 But, nigga, you call them a bitch. These refs ain't going nowhere for the rest of his career. Them three refs is not going to fuck with him. So when he goes to the basket and gets fouled, he's not going to get the calls, bro. That sucks, bro. That's unfortunate. You can't change the call. That's unfortunate. You might as well. Like, why going to get the calls, bro. That sucks, bro. That's unfortunate. You can't change the call. You can't.
Starting point is 00:21:07 You might as well. Like, why? It's a game, bro, at the end of the day. You playing a game. You trying to win. I got sex in my day. I was about to say, nigga. For sure.
Starting point is 00:21:16 But I'm just saying, like, you ain't changing the call, but to, like, fuck up your relationship with them refs for the rest of your career. Like, I fucked up my relationship with, uh, what's the one that be cheating CP all the time? Um, damn. Um,
Starting point is 00:21:29 fuck. His name Foster. Scott Foster? Scott Foster. I didn't like him either. What'd you say to Scott, man? Call him a fucking foul hoe ass nigga.
Starting point is 00:21:39 He got a tech. And that kills you for the rest of your career with him? He, every time I seen him, he ain't call shit. I was like, damn, he fucked me up. I ain't gonna lie, one ref, though.
Starting point is 00:21:50 This motherfucker with the big-ass eyebrows. Tony Brothers. Oh, yeah. Who's there with the eyebrows? Man, so the nigga was trying to be cool. I don't like him either. He was trying to be cool. And I was a young,
Starting point is 00:22:02 I was a young guy. My mama, we playing at the Pacers. I don't know, the Hawks. My mama and my auntie was sitting courtside. And, you know, they had my jersey. You know, they cheering and shit every time I came in the game, whatever. I was young. Probably my first, second year. Maybe my second year.
Starting point is 00:22:14 And he, like, pulled me to the side. He was like, man, who them hoes? I lost it. I went crazy. And he was like, apologize. I was like, nigga, that's my mama. You, blah, blah, blah mama I'ma start going crazy and he like kept apologizing
Starting point is 00:22:27 like kept apologizing like nah nah nah but if you know him he be trying to be like cool so like he be like ah y'all motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:22:34 ain't doing nothing tonight try to be that kind of person and then he'll turn into that's a crazy story yeah then he'll turn into a hoe like in the middle of the game
Starting point is 00:22:43 like that's why I wanna see people I called him a tiktoker and he texted me like the game. Like, that's why I want to see people. So I called him a TikToker, and he texted me. Like, he would do shit like that. He would be trying to be cool with you. He'd be like, ah, look at that big booty girl over there. And then when you'd be like, hey, nigga, call my fucking family. Don't call me a nigga.
Starting point is 00:22:58 And you're just like, nigga, like, you know what I mean? He don't ask. So I'm like, I don't, I ain't fucking with him either. That's crazy, bro. He was a weirdo. ain't fucking with him either. That's crazy, bro. He was a weirdo. When he said that shit, I went so crazy, bro. I know you was. I wanted to, like, slap him.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I was like, I'll slap this shit. I said that I would slap the shit out you, bro. He was just like, no, no, no, no. That didn't mean anything. You're like, nah, you trying to be too funny. Yeah, he went way too far. I'll slap the shit out you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:25 But that was funny. I mean, not funny, Yeah. You ain't know. Way too far. I slapped the shit out you. Yeah. But that was funny. I mean, not funny, but I was shitty though. God, I told them niggas I got to lock her up and some of these niggas said, like, report it to the league. Report it to the league.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Niggas hate him. Report it to the league. Report it to the league. Yeah. Damn. Damn, that's crazy. And the fucked up part about it is not in Draymond's case,
Starting point is 00:23:41 even though he, I mean, granted, I get it, but I do feel like a lot of times the ref kind of have too much power in these games. They do he, I mean, granted, I get it, but I do feel like a lot of times the refs kind of have too much power in these games. They do, bro. Like, sometimes,
Starting point is 00:23:49 like you said, like him calling him a TikToker, that's not a technical foul, bro. I don't care if I don't like you, you don't like me. Calling you a TikToker is not a technical foul, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's a hell of a fine. Nah, you really calling me a dancing ass nigga, bro. I'm tight. Bro, compared to what the other shit they be saying? You calling me a dancing ass nigga, bro. I'm tight. Bro, compared to what the other shit they be saying?
Starting point is 00:24:05 You calling me a dancing ass nigga, I'm tight. Bro, listen. You have heard some of the crazy shit how they talk to Rez, bro. That is light compared to what niggas be saying. Yeah, for sure. That's light for CP for sure. For sure, yeah. That's light for CP.
Starting point is 00:24:17 And bro, what's so crazy about it is I was watching the Pacers-Lakers game last week and there was at one point during the free throw where LeBron and Anthony Davis pulled the ref to the side and talked to him for like 15 seconds and held the ball. I said, this is the craziest shit ever. I don't want to see
Starting point is 00:24:30 no more bullshit text, bro. If niggas can do that, I grant it, it's LeBron. I know he can do whatever he wants to. That's a fact. But that shit's crazy. The way they pick and choose and they be affecting games, bro,
Starting point is 00:24:39 I be understanding why niggas be hot. Nah, for sure. Yeah. But Kelly will break. Get well soon, because I know that check about to have a little minus next to it. Yeah, that fineas be hot. Nah, for sure. But Kelly will break. Get well soon because I know that check about to have a little minus
Starting point is 00:24:47 next to it. Yeah, that fine going to be tough. I wonder, damn, does he have pre-tax too? Shit, I don't remember. I ain't never looked.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah, you get to meet him in tax. I only had probably like 10 in my whole career. That ain't bad. Mike Conley ain't never had a tech. Can y'all believe that?
Starting point is 00:25:01 He sure got one. He's never had a tech. I can definitely believe that. He's a good dude. But that's what I'm saying. Like, when you realize that they ain't changing the cause,
Starting point is 00:25:11 like, what am I arguing for? It's A.C. Green, Mike Conley. Give me Mike over A.C. He got kids, bro. For sure. Mike got kids, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Oh, you talking about the nigga hooping off the court. I'm talking about in the lines. Oh, in the lines. Two top tier niggas, bro. Mike Conley's definitely the nicest player. A. court. I'm talking about in the lines. Oh, in the lines? Two top cheerers.
Starting point is 00:25:25 It's definitely, Mike Conley's definitely the nicest player. AC said you didn't get no bitches. AC's a liar. AC didn't get no bitches. He definitely tapped
Starting point is 00:25:34 something. He's lying, bro. That's what they said. Him and Tim Tebow, liars, bro. When Tim Tebow said he was in Florida, he was cracking up
Starting point is 00:25:41 and you were a liar. Bro, he probably couldn't, bro. He was so famous, bro. So famous, bro. If someone was walking towards his room, bro, that's probably
Starting point is 00:25:49 the whole campus knew about. But he said because he was a Christian. That's why. I know the Lord is cool, but he can't, like, like Jefferson, it's hard for him
Starting point is 00:25:59 to even pick one, bro. Yeah, bro, he probably couldn't. You don't know. Bro, he's going to be all over the campus, bro. He's just more believable than A.C. Green. Really? I'll take bro. Yeah, bro. He probably couldn't. You don't know. Bro, he's going to be all over the campus, bro. He's just more believable than A.C. Green. Really?
Starting point is 00:26:08 I'll take it. Like, A.C., bro, he had a Jerry Curl. He still got a Jerry Curl. So I believe him. Wait, still? Yeah, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:15 It's like a little... I ain't always still alive. Why you always trying to kill niggas? No, I really... I just genuinely... I'm thinking, well, Al Green's still alive too.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Shit. Barely. Shout out to the Green lineage. Al Green's still alive too. Shit. Barely. Shout out to the green lineage. Al Green's still alive? Yeah. Damn. I ain't did a tribute for him or nothing. Fact check that, Mike.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I don't think Al Green alive, bro. Don't kill Al, bro. Shout out to Al. They had him on a BET award. Kill AC up for Al. I was actually looking because I read something the other day. Mike Conley did get a take,
Starting point is 00:26:41 but they overturned it. My bad. As they should have. Al Green, bro. What was the question? I think Al Green. He's still alive. I think it's Al Green, 1937 and then just a minus.
Starting point is 00:26:51 His age is 77 years. He's still alive. Where's Al Green at? They ain't done a tribute for him, my nigga. That's crazy. Shout out to the Grits. What is BET doing? BET still exists.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Tyler Perry running shit. We didn't get that tribute. Tyler Perry bringing the Bulldogs back. He does. Thyroid cancer. Oh, damn. Prayers up for Al Green. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Prayers up for Al Green. Respect to the legends. Y'all motherfuckers. Respect to the legends. That's a good man. What are you trying to kill him? Prayers up for Al, man. I know he's still out, man.
Starting point is 00:27:23 A little too soon, bro. But he really needs to get a BET Lifetime Achievement Award. If it's too late, June on the way. He might not make it. What we got next?
Starting point is 00:27:37 What? Why he ask me to transition after that? What's wrong with this nigga? I'm just saying, bro. What's wrong with this nigga? I'm just saying, bro. That's the next B-team. It's you, bro. You know what I was thinking about the other day?
Starting point is 00:27:53 I can't wait till the rappers who are close to our age that we grew up on, I can't wait till Chief Keef gets a lifetime achievement award. It's going to be fire. He just killed Rolling Loud, too. Shout out to CK. No Kevin Claude. The real CK.
Starting point is 00:28:08 No Kevin Claude either. Same initials apparently. I'll try to keep it together. Oh shit. I'll try to keep it together. Chief Keef a legend though. For sure bro Chief Keef a legend though For sure Chief Keef a legend Alright coach
Starting point is 00:28:29 I gotta I gotta ask you this I'm trying to get away from this I can't stop laughing Oh man A kid didn't make the baseball team So his parents decided to get an airplane And put
Starting point is 00:28:44 Baseball team his daddy box, I guess the dad's the head coach of the team, around where they were actually playing out around the high school. If you cut one of your kids, how would you feel if they pulled up back to the school? I swear to God, I'd put them back on the team because we need your donations.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Ain't no way you got a plane. We need donations, bro. Where's yours? Niggas got these resources. What? Nigga, your dad got a plane for that? Hold on. You welcome here, bro. We need your donations, bro. Where's your money? Niggas got these resources. What? Nigga, your dad got a plane for that? Hold on. You welcome here, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:07 We need your donations, bro. Why didn't they use them for you to make the gig better? Why didn't they tap in in them lessons, man? Pops be trying to live them dreams to his kids. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:29:17 You got to be pissed as fuck the pop plane and have that bitch fly around. It's probably his shit, though. He probably is his shit. But you are pissed, bro. Yeah. You know how much time
Starting point is 00:29:29 that you have to be mad to consistently go through with that plan? Because he had to either do it himself or call somebody, organize it. You had to write the check
Starting point is 00:29:35 and say, yeah, fuck them. They playing daddy ball. Nah, that's good. I mean, Karma, that makes sense, though.
Starting point is 00:29:43 I ain't even surprised. All the shit that happened at that damn school over the years that is mild yeah that is definitely mild they definitely
Starting point is 00:29:49 don't believe in D.E.R. but that is the white lean on me for sure nah he said the white lean on me
Starting point is 00:29:58 Carmel ain't the white lean on me out of white schools it's either Cathedral or Carmel Cathedral for sure Cathedral for sure. Cathedral for sure. Carmel was like pretty little lives.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Yeah, kids are on drugs at Cathedral. Shout out to. West is smaller. I give you that because there's more kids that go to Carmel. I saved myself. At Cathedral. Bradley was my nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:30:19 He told us about Cathedral. Yeah. That's where Bradley hit the coke at Cathedral. Allegedly. And then you about to tell us. What the fuck? You got to address that. Shout out to my nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I'm with you. He still works in the school system. He still works in the school system. I tell you. He's back. Nigga's boy shot me out of bed right now. Brad could have been anybody. You put the,
Starting point is 00:30:47 you feel me? You put the accent on his name. My fault, my fault. Bleak that out. Bleak that out, bro. Luis. Bleak that out. Leave his last name out.
Starting point is 00:30:54 I was like, don't do that to my man, bro. Hey, be here. Kill the niggas. Yeah, yeah. He ain't never did that, bro. In his life, bro. Cathedral legend, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Besides that one time when you had, oh, no. Good thing he's your legend, bro. Besides that one time when you had... Oh. No, just kidding. Shout out to... See? See? Pool parties bring people together.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I heard those was crazy. My pool parties? I've heard of beer. That's what brought... I know. I've heard that too. Yeah, our pool party's so legendary. We brought a family together.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Literally a family. They made babies and everything. They made a baby, brought a family together. And they about to get married. They about to get married. That's crazy. That's crazy at my pool party.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Damn. It wasn't no D-bob's though. It was just like straight. It was consent. Yeah. Nah, but my pool party. We had seen the NDAs on the table we walked in.
Starting point is 00:31:36 They should have been. They really should have been at that party. What the fuck happened? Like, I ain't gonna lie. That pool party was so crazy. They broke my pool. I woke up. I ain't never seen so many red cups in a pool.
Starting point is 00:31:49 It just had to be like four, at least 4,000 red cups in a pool. Whole pool was full of red cups. Shit crazy. You disrespectful bastards. I'm never having another pool party. Real Project X. Yeah, oh God. Legendary night.
Starting point is 00:32:02 We woke up, all type of shit was broke. You know me, I don't know how to melt the party in, how to invite people to the 520. Did you have a party party after?
Starting point is 00:32:11 Nigga, I don't know what that is. Oh, okay. That's just me. That's what you be doing when you do your fucking photo shoot. I just heard it was
Starting point is 00:32:17 a long party. I was like, Sierra, what's a party party? Yo. Keep back. We had a 520 party after the pool party. I don't know what a fucking party party is. That shit sound a little suspicious.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Hey, my favorite thing about all this shit is that 50 Cent every day is putting the post up. He's like, I told y'all niggas. Anytime somebody put double or whatever the word is, I'm not there. Yeah, that's a nasty ass. Nigga, we about to have a Tom Tom. What the fuck, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:32:53 50 Cent said he gonna pay whatever for them tapes, nigga. Where them tapes at? He said, I got one. The real doc is on the way. Man, that nigga 50 is crazy. 50 has, like, he has no filter. I'll fuck with that, bro. Like, your baby mom's, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Nigga's nuts, bro. And what's crazy about it is everything that he's done has been so successful, but he's done it away from everybody else so nobody can really fuck up his bag. Nah. He's the first DJ academic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:23 And he always tell the, like, he tell you what Niggas is on Years before Yeah He got interviews like Nah did he try to take me shopping Nah did he
Starting point is 00:33:33 And niggas brushed over That Breakfast Club interview Yeah His drink chips is legendary He out of pocket for the shit He said about Jay-Z though Well I ain't No Jay-Z slender still exists
Starting point is 00:33:43 Nah nah nah He modeled himself out after a gay painter I heard about that but listen listen hey man we not gonna disrespect a hove
Starting point is 00:33:51 no hove slap no hove slap team got on the head cause a hove come on no hove slender no hey we don't do that
Starting point is 00:33:57 allegations come out about hove I don't believe I need proof now all the proof what the what the
Starting point is 00:34:03 what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the
Starting point is 00:34:03 what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the
Starting point is 00:34:03 what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the
Starting point is 00:34:04 what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what. What the, what the, what the W saying? Never.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Oh God. Pretend home at all costs. Yeah. Must. Come on. Speaking of home, Beyonce making a country album. It's about to drop soon.
Starting point is 00:34:15 It's going to go platinum. On platinum, on platinum to diamond. We about to see all these cowboy hats for the next year. I already seen them stinky ass silver boots. Damn. I mean, the probate boots. My wife boots smell good, but everybody else still like that smell.
Starting point is 00:34:32 We'll love getting them cool points on it. Don't like that. What? Y'all ever play Mario Kart? That's what we read over all the time. Sonic, motherfucker. Sonic, nigga, I get out of corners. Going straight. Nigga, somebody edited Vishung's phone out
Starting point is 00:34:48 and put him fine with a Sonic race phone out. I said, hey, man, y'all disrespectful as fuck. Don't disrespect me. I gotta see the video, bro. Hell no. He wasn't even know that. My boy was just trying to keep the peace, bro. Yeah, I gotta see that shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:00 But the crazy shit was, y'all see when Nate Robinson and Mike Beasley was talking. Oh, I thought you were about to say Jake Paul. I was like, man, nigga, get off that. Mike Beasley, I mean, Mike Beasley basically said LeBron the Greatest and Nate Robinson was like, nah, nigga, Jordan's the best ever. Why would you
Starting point is 00:35:17 ever say that? Stay off that shit. And Mike Beasley was like, I ain't say nothing when you got your ass knocked out. Don't do that. I was like, damn, I'm fucking Nate Robinson. But got your ass knocked down. Don't do that. I was like, damn, my fucking A-Rod. My niggas going to be on that with him forever because of that, man. Man, Mike's busy the wrong nigga to play with, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Probably minding his own business, for real. I fuck with B's, bro. Yeah, we definitely need B's on this motherfucker. We got to get B's on the show. For sure. He's a clown with us, man. Damn. But I fucked with him because he was talking about how good Bam on the bio was.
Starting point is 00:35:47 And he was just like, people don't know, like, that nigga really, really cold. Like, he don't get to showcase enough. And I'm like, yeah, they're really good. I loved how he bigged up B.I. Hell yeah. Oh, he talked about Brandon Ingle? Yeah, he said he was really like.
Starting point is 00:35:59 He's one of the ones, bro. At 16, he was like, he was two favorite players in the league. He's Jason Tatum. He going to put Jason Tatum over B.I., but he like, nah, B.I. got like a Kobe mentality. Like, he a killer for real. That's, I guess, me and him on the same path. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I told you it was JT and B.I. They like... Yeah, he definitely spoke high on them for sure. Yeah. In another world where they didn't get LeBron, the Lakers had a lot of young pieces that turned out to be
Starting point is 00:36:28 like really fucking good. Lonzo career probably would have been different. For sure. Lonzo career been different. He ain't wearing them fucking G02s. Hey man.
Starting point is 00:36:38 You still ain't got yours, hey. Man, LeVar, I swear to God. Why didn't you send me my fucking, I bought, I spent $550 on some Z02s.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Where the fuck them ball shoes was? Yeah. I ain't never received mine. I remember you told me you bought them hoes. I was like, yeah, I'm going to support my mans, bro. He seem like he going to be all right. Like a nigga waiting on his day to pull up. Nigga, send me some Pumas or some shit.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Say a little, bro. Send me some Pumas or some shit. Tell Lil Bro, send me some Pumas or something. I'll take them. Ain't nothing like when your daddy say he coming to the AK. Pause. That's crazy. Yo. No, no. No diddy.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Don't nick that night, bro. That's crazy. Hey. Nick at night. Disney. All that shit. When you said wait a damn day you said I just think about when Will Smith
Starting point is 00:37:27 daddy was with the self-help he was like yeah I'm about to go get this money fuck Will what did he say hey and I just
Starting point is 00:37:33 watched that movie when Will Smith was trying to sell that stupid ass thing he was walking around with I just thought about our I thought about
Starting point is 00:37:40 our conversation I'm like niggas just be saying anything bro he ain't have no motion you see his swag the whole movie? Ask him. What other movie that nigga didn't have no hoes, bro?
Starting point is 00:37:49 That was just out bad, bro. Damn. Or a TV show. Y'all think Bruh Man had some hoes? For sure. Bruh Man had hoes. Bruh Man, he was sliding the windows. He was the first ditty.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Oh, wow. He ain't going to put that on his legacy. Oh, my fuck. Man, Bruh Man wasn't cranking up, bro. He was taking that food back to his girl, of course. Nah, bro. We ain't going to put that on his legacy. Oh, my fuck. Man, bro been one cranking up, bro. He was taking that food back to his girl, of course. Nah, bro. He ain't had no money. What about-
Starting point is 00:38:10 Bro nigga was sliding in windows, bro. This nigga's a thief, bro. What are we talking about? But he was posting up in niggas' houses, too. He's got no hoes, bro. That nigga had Morris sweater on one time, bro. Said a little itch. Yeah, a little itch.
Starting point is 00:38:23 My fucker was tight to the bitch who had more hoes my fucker bruh man or Waldo Waldo had no hoes bruh man Waldo did date a girl though
Starting point is 00:38:32 she was tough too Waldo did have a little tough but I feel like she got off the bus before we did nah nigga she had her own bus it was little
Starting point is 00:38:42 she was she was just as bad as him it was little she was she had the first bus in the park it was white some schools was yellow and tiny same oh my god
Starting point is 00:38:51 no it was not the athletic department what's going on in basketball nah Wilson had no hoes fuck that
Starting point is 00:38:59 all TV shows we can go through Braxton had Braxton had a girl on Jamie Foxx she was the white UPS girl for sure yeah he bag. Braxton had a girl on Jamie Foxx. She was the white UPS girl. For sure. Yeah, he backed the girl with a job.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Respect it. Who else was lame on a TV show? Oh, shit. Oh, boy. What's her name? Fresh Prince. Never had no hoes. Who, Carlton?
Starting point is 00:39:20 Carlton didn't have no hoes, bro. Nah, you remember Carlton? Bad will girl on the episode. On accident, bro. That, you remember Carlton, bad Will girl on the episode. On accident, bro. That was for the script. Nah, she was feeling with it. Yeah, Paul, she was fucking with his emotion. Like, hey, I like him better than I like you.
Starting point is 00:39:32 And Will was hating. Will was hating. He was hating. But Carlton also tried to cuff Shorty when he had the baby already. Yeah. And he ain't never hit. He was a father to step up. He never smacked.
Starting point is 00:39:42 What are you talking about? I might be a dad. Gump. He was a father that stepped up. He never smacked. What are you talking about? I might be a dad. What a fucking loser for sure. He's definitely a loser. Just for that bitch ass shit, he's number one. Father of the child. Before you start. Hey, you ain't getting none of that pregnant coochie.
Starting point is 00:40:06 You out of pocket. That's some of the best you know of. But he did hit the old lady. You remember that night he hit the old lady? The old lady? He went to the room with her, hit the old lady. Oh, yep. Yep, yep.
Starting point is 00:40:17 I do remember that. He was in love. Nah, facts. That's a fact. She's like, move around, boy. I do this every weekend, boy. Broke his little heart. Man, move around. boy. I do this every weekend, boy. Broke his little heart. Man, move around.
Starting point is 00:40:26 He was getting treated bad. Who else got treated bad? Who else got treated bad, man? That nigga Dupree from the Luane Brothers. Ooh, Dupree ain't getting no. Dupree ain't getting no. What was that nigga name on Juice, nigga? Fill up, bitch.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Ask you some comedy, that nigga, all the time. What was it, Chubb? call me that nigga all the time what was it what was the nigga name I'm shitty I can't remember that nigga name I don't want to get typecast as a nigga who ain't got no emotion
Starting point is 00:40:52 that's crazy at least in one of my movies I gotta have some action what was his name on juice man I cannot think of that nigga name Phillip called me
Starting point is 00:40:59 that nigga all the time that nigga was making that motherfucker Brexit put a 40 in that dick cause that's Because that's who motherfucking Prince McClark
Starting point is 00:41:07 was talking to and leaned on me at the top of the... Smoke crack, don't you? Smoke crack, don't you? Damn, who else? Who was on Moesha? Hakeem.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Hakeem got hoes. Hakeem got action. He got respect. Yeah, he did. He did. He did. He just went about the nastiest way.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Miles. I ain't saying nothing about Miles. I seen him. Steel. Steel. Steel. Yeah, steel. You know who had the hoes on Moesha? Frank Mitchell. Oh, God. He kept a baby by a woman other than Dee. Oh, the day from Smart Guy. He struggled with the hoes.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Nah, he had. Nah, bro. They was hating on him. The kids was hating on him. Bro, he was a single father with two kids, bro. He had actually. Nah, bro. They was hating on the kids. They was hating on him. Bro, he was a single father with two kids, bro. He was getting hated on. Yeah, he was getting hated on, bro. He had three kids. Single father with three kids. I'm out of pocket. I disrespect it. Three kids? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:56 His criteria might have been slim. Yeah, man, they was fucking with him. My mom wasn't getting no hoes either. My own smart guy? Nah, he had a couple girls. One time he had one that didn't talk when he was making a band.
Starting point is 00:42:08 See, it was, there, why? I'm going to stop disrespecting. He got a quiet woman. He might have won.
Starting point is 00:42:16 See, listen, it's always DJ. It's always DJ. Nah, I'm going to get a hose, bro. I ain't going, bro. He had he been.
Starting point is 00:42:28 He got a hose. What about Cosby? Who was on the... Oh, boy, that was... He was still lame, though. He didn't get no hose. Oh, married to the daughter? Yeah, light-skinned nigga
Starting point is 00:42:36 with a curl. That they found in the grocery store that they was disrespecting? Man, for no... And they got him on power. No, that was... Shout out to you, but you didn't get no bitches
Starting point is 00:42:44 in the 90s. 50, that was real. Yeah, you didn't get no bitches in the 90s. 50, that was real. Yeah, you didn't get no hoes in the 90s. Yeah, he did not get a crack. Oh, he probably got hoes in the 90s, though. This nigga was light-skinned
Starting point is 00:42:51 with a jury curl. Not on that show. Oh, yeah, he didn't get no hoes. He took a break. Marlon ain't get no hoes on the Wayans, brother. Facts. Good call.
Starting point is 00:43:01 No, that nigga was 100%. He's messing with a blow-up doll, bro. He was the first nigga to have a blow up doll that's one of the craziest shows that don't get no credit but the Waynes bros is fucking crazy
Starting point is 00:43:11 DJ loves that show they be wildin bro my favorite episode bro is where that nigga they took all the episodes from Martin well you remember
Starting point is 00:43:19 he had to go to the coat he had that motherfucking curl right there nigga they took that episode from Martin but that shit was funny as fuck on the Waynes brothers he had to go to the coat. He had that motherfucking curl right there. He took that episode from Martin. That shit was funny as fuck on the Waves Brothers, bro. I ain't gonna lie. That thing was praying to a dog.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Bro, that show, Pops makes that show 10 times funnier, but they was just on that bitch wild. That's why that show was funny. Joey on Full House didn't get no hoes either. Come on. What? No. Joey, no. The funny one? on Full House didn't get no hoes either. Come on. What? No.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Joey, no. The funny one? Yeah, he didn't get no hoes. He's a comedian. He got some hoes. Bro, looking at how much it cost to live in San Francisco,
Starting point is 00:43:52 I understand why he didn't have no hoes. Oh, God, bro. We had a one. They all live in that house. That was before San Fran turned up, too. That's the reason
Starting point is 00:43:59 they all live in that house. Yeah. That's before Jason Collins fell down that motherfucking, that hill. Nope. Y'all ready? A new topic. That's before Jason Collins fell down that motherfucking, that hill. Nope. Y'all ready? A new topic.
Starting point is 00:44:07 That's how Jason Collins was rolling down. I'm up off. Who else? Anything else, man? What else happened in the world, man? I'm having a good time, man.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Oh, for a roll-up ass singer. Oh my God. Listen. I'm having a good time, man. I don't know what he talking about. Oh. Oh, shit. Hey, man. I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, shit. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:44:28 I'm just trying to move on. Had to watch my head get ready and bite some chicken. I don't know. Be here. You know what I'm saying? We understand by the time y'all see this, you know, it already happened.
Starting point is 00:44:40 But the Easter meals, like I ain't seen nobody in the group chat. Ain't nobody been talking about the motion. Ain't nobody got no recipes. Like, is cooking for holidays dead in the Black community? What's going on? For sure, but not so much
Starting point is 00:44:56 like on my wife's side. No, they still throw down. They still gonna have them. You know what I mean? Well, he was in Atlanta, but I know they feel me I know they killed it for sure
Starting point is 00:45:06 for Easter what's the like Thanksgiving style your wife woman or whoever you dating gotta be able to cook or it's like
Starting point is 00:45:15 nah for me that's a requirement her hands are silly for sure on and off the court you hear me respects
Starting point is 00:45:22 the real the real chef. Hey! Fish! Hey, we're not going to let him do that over here, man. Y'all can keep that, bro. The real chef.
Starting point is 00:45:38 That's your camera right there. Go ahead. Is that a requirement for you? It's a luxury and I'm blessed, for sure. It's a luxury, and I'm blessed for sure. It's a luxury.
Starting point is 00:45:46 My wife can cook. But, like, we got a new thing we gonna do. We got our new YouTube channel coming out. Check us out. P and T. No, that ain't what it's called,
Starting point is 00:45:54 but I don't know what it's gonna be called. P and T, that was a crazy strip club back in the day. P.T.'s. P.T.'s. That's what's crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:02 And they had them in there every race. They will be part of the YouTube channel. No, I'm just playing. That's what's crazy And they had them in there Every race They will be part of the YouTube show No I'm just playing She We gonna be trying foods She gonna start making like Maybe try some different foods
Starting point is 00:46:12 Y'all know I eat the same shit every day I was getting said You gonna be trying foods Yeah She said our first dish Gonna be a Honduran food My wife Honduran She like
Starting point is 00:46:19 You know We gonna go try some Honduran food No that's hard We gonna see if I can Survive That's hard Ay Nah but going to see if I can survive. That's hard. Hey.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Nah, but the food, for real, overall, seriously, I don't think it's a thing no more. I don't think people really care about Thanksgiving like that no more. That family dynamic, bro, it kind of— they used to have Christmas breakfast. Yeah. You fuck with your—you feel me? We still got that, though. But I'm saying, then you go fuck with your family in the evening.
Starting point is 00:46:44 The turned-up cousins, and y'all have a dinner, too. We still got that, though. But I'm saying, then you go fuck with your family in the evening. The turned up cousins, and y'all have a dinner, too. I don't think that's really a thing in the whole Indianapolis community. I used to go over to my nigga's house because I knew his people was cooking type shit.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Bro, that's what fucked me up. Normally, I got a couple homies that's damn like brothers. They're like, I can always slide to my own Duke's house, grab my crib. It's like, damn,
Starting point is 00:47:01 everybody on PTO on vacation on the holidays now? Like, damn. That's crazy. I said it because my family still do that. We had breakfast at my crib. the mom do it's like damn everybody on PTO on vacation on the holidays now like damn that's crazy I said it because my family still do that we have breakfast
Starting point is 00:47:08 at my crib then we go to my mom's house for like the dinner drink play the games but it's just rare you know what I mean the fact that y'all
Starting point is 00:47:18 keep that going is definitely solid but shit my family big but motherfucker that shit ain't gonna stop I think COVID slowed it down I think after COVID like like, people started.
Starting point is 00:47:26 That's true. That's probably true. We were still out of COVID. COVID Christmas was still a goddamn thing. Yeah, I was gonna say, COVID Christmas was an excuse to keep people in white and family. We ain't fucking with that much of white. I was still having parties, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Nah, I ended the party scene. Oh, he definitely did. Yeah. I had a, nigga, I had a COVID party. Making niggas get checked and this nigga, he the one passing around that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:47:48 I had a COVID party and had COVID. No COVID party, nigga. Pull up to the crib, nigga. He checked the motherfuckers. Did y'all get checked? Nigga, fuck you. Bring your motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Bring your motherfuckers. Bring your slip. Nigga. Nigga, I'm at the door checking niggas off. Yup. Nigga woke up at the door checking niggas off. Yep. Nigga woke up the next morning can't tell you shit.
Starting point is 00:48:08 That is crazy, bro. Motherfucker snuck in there with that motherfucker. I was gonna say, hey, shout out to that nigga too. Whoever the whole ass nigga that snuck in there with that bitch. He was a weak ass.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I was out for two, three weeks with that shit. Shout out to Jamar, man. That was one of them niggas. Hey, we had a cabin trip and we was like, hey, everybody gotta get tested. Make sure you have yourself. We called niggas Ay We had a campus trip And we was like Ay Everybody gotta get tested
Starting point is 00:48:27 Make sure you have yourself We called niggas Next week Ay man I see this as a screenshot Of this other nigga test Y'all ain't even Crop this bitch out
Starting point is 00:48:34 Y'all hear bullshit man Y'all niggas Is fat for that Y'all playing with my health Paul Fagan on the COVID test Is insane bro Nuts bro I had a
Starting point is 00:48:42 Nigga I had that old personal test I woke up that morning. I looked at it. I said, I can't taste nothing. I called the Hawks. I can't taste nothing. They was like, you probably got COVID.
Starting point is 00:48:54 They sent me a whole test. That motherfucker was with flying colors. Boy, I was out cold. I was sick. Damn. I was hurt, too. Fuck COVID. Hey, there was one time in the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:49:06 I know it was a long time ago, but that COVID test and that pregnancy test was the same amount of scary for people, bro. For sure. Man, facts, bro. For sure. Once upon a time, that was an equal threat. Nigga, when you told the motherfucker you had COVID, motherfucker wouldn't even talk to you. I told my mama I had COVID, bro. She brought me some
Starting point is 00:49:21 food, bro. On my driveway, longest shit. She left the fucking food, bro. On my driveway long as shit. She left the fucking food at my driveway. At the end of that month? On Zionsville? It's outside.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I said, damn. She's like, I ain't even coming to the door. Wow. Now that motherfucker is lengthy. Man, you know how far my motherfucking driveway was?
Starting point is 00:49:42 That motherfucker was far. It was cold by the time you got back home. Damn. That driveway was far. Damn, far. My motherfucker was cold by the time you got back home. Damn. That driveway was far. Damn, man. See, you could have left that motherfucker on the door. Nah, she was like, I'm just going to drop it off out here.
Starting point is 00:49:51 She was so scared of the cold. It's in the air. Damn. Yeah, she was like, your door, you might open it while I'm right there. I don't. I'm going to wait till you leave. I felt so bad. I love P.
Starting point is 00:50:02 She came over anyway. I got cold. She said, I don't care. She'll die about you. For real, nigga. Yeah. You know what's up, baby. You almost had a touch of love.
Starting point is 00:50:15 R.I.P. R.I.P. I'm going to put you on a t-shirt and put you in Well Soon on the back. She ain't give a fuck. She was like, I got COVID, man. You can't come over. She was like, I was like, man, I got COVID, man,
Starting point is 00:50:25 you can't come over. She was like, nigga, COVID's fake. Damn. Came over there, motherfucker, and never got that bitch.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Swear to God. Yeah, I never had, thank God, but I don't, you know, that never. I caught it before.
Starting point is 00:50:37 It was like super announced in March. I went to All-Star weekend and I came back home and nigga, I was in the gulag, nigga, for about a week. I said,
Starting point is 00:50:43 what the fuck is wrong with me? And I seen that alert. I was like, damn, I was in the gulag, nigga, for about a week. I said, what the fuck is wrong with me? And I seen that alert. I was like, damn, this is real. And that shit, lockdown happened the day after my 30th birthday. I had the weakest 30th birthday. The world fucking closed. That's when niggas was going to the grocery store, buying all the toilet paper and shit. That was the craziest shit, man. Yeah, that was a bad time.
Starting point is 00:51:01 COVID was a bad time. It was like a good and bad time. Like, if you was doing social media shit, boy, you lit from COVID. This motherfucker would have started in COVID. We'd be up through there, bro. And what people forget, I know Tory Lanez in jail,
Starting point is 00:51:17 but what Tory Lanez did during COVID. Greatest of them ever, bro. Greatest of them ever, bro. The versus shit. The versus, bro. It was lit everybody was at home disposable income
Starting point is 00:51:29 and drinking every fucking day niggas was turned niggas down the tequila bottles on a random Wednesday afternoon cause niggas
Starting point is 00:51:36 can't go nowhere facts bro and then here come the PPP it was some good times back then bro man fuck them times bro I need to go outside, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Boy, if the 520 would have been open then, that PPP loan would have been busted. If I would have had... Oh, I did it. Wee. Boy, don't lock down again. Y'all won't get another pint on us, nigga. Boy.
Starting point is 00:52:00 That would have been nuts. Oh, shit. That's crazy. Hey, but on that note We're gonna get up outta here Appreciate y'all rocking with us Like, share, subscribe All that good shit
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