Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Draymond Green ejection & end of the Warriors? + WILD NBA ref story
Episode Date: April 1, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 54 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Draymond Green’s latest ejection after just four minutes into the Golden State Warriors game against the Orl...ando Magic. The guys debate whether it is time for the Warriors to get rid of Klay Thompson and Draymond, and start from scratch with Steph Curry. They also dive into Caitlin Clark being offered $5 million by Ice Cube and the Big 3, Vince Young getting knocked out at a bar, and Jeff’s CRAZY story about NBA referees. 00:00 - Introduction01:15 - Hooping in Penny's and Chucks04:00 - Big 3 and Caitlin Clark08:45 - Diddy12:30 - Syracuse tap in!13:55 - Vince Young bar fight15:55 - Steph reaction to Draymond ejection17:55 - Draymond to the Lakers?!18:55 - Kelly Oubre cussing out the refs20:20 - Jeff Teague stories with Tony Brothers and Scott Foster24:15 - Tim Tebow at Florida27:30 - Accepting donations32:50 - Beyonce's new country album33:45 - Nate Robinson vs. Michael Beasley35:00 - Jeff never got the Lavar Ball shoes he ordered!41:40 - Carlton in Fresh Prince was WEAK43:15 - Cooking for holidays is dead50:00 - Verzus popped off during COVID #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of CLUB520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Will.
Same gang with me.
To my left, my dog, Bishop B.
Here in Alton Prillies.
How you doing, Nasty?
Cool and nasty.
What's pop, baby?
Hey, man, we're bringing out the fine jar, man.
You don't wear your work shoes to work, man.
I know.
You've been flexing on the YouTube community, I see.
My bad.
I had them on the ATL, so it's straight, bro.
We good.
Brought it back.
Respect.
Respect.
To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Teague.
How you doing, man?
Back home, man. Happy to be back. Shit. You know how these was about to go? brought it back respect respect to my right my dog young Nacho young Teague how you up man back home man
happy to be back
uh
shit
you know
these was about a dough
these pennies
I don't even know
when these came out
what year was these
I ain't do my research
I gotta do my homework
damn
uh
the penny tools
would it have been
96, 97
Mike
is that too
too far off
it's really close
I feel like it's 96
they about a dodo.
What's up?
Outside of the posits,
them the hardest ones, bro.
And the penny.
What?
They are.
They are.
What?
They're better than the phone posits,
if you ask me.
I'm taking penny ones
next to phone posits.
Oh, no.
And I love the penny ones,
but those are different.
Them is...
That black with that blue.
The 3M on that shoe
is crazy
yeah
that's a fact
these are
I never owned
a pair of penny toes
damn
not a fan
the penny ones
are heat though
they just
all the cold ones
got the white bottom
you know
once you wear them
bitches they
dimmer camouflage
the penny ones
feel like my heel
my heel
yeah they so uncomfortable
yeah I was gonna say
I don't know anybody who
him hooping that shoe is crazy crazy cause it's like my heel about to come out the Yeah, they so uncomfortable. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know anybody who, him hooping that shoe was crazy.
Crazy, because it's like my heel about to come out the shoe
when I'm just walking around.
That's like looking back at what niggas really used to hoop in.
Like, how was niggas really hooping in chucks
and never had, like, catastrophic injuries?
That shit's crazy to me.
Oh, they did.
Them motherfuckers used to only play like eight years.
Think about how long them old niggas careers were.
But that shit just caught up with them later, though. I'm like, them old niggas broken Will be like That shit caught up But that shit just caught up With them later though
And like
Them old niggas
Broken down
Yeah
Broken down
For sure
Yeah but that's back
When them niggas like
They always saw
Nate Thurman
Niggas who was 25
But looked 36
Yeah
Niggas hairlines
Back in the ABA
ABA days
Was crazy
Niggas was 23
Oh
They look so
I wonder what
Like why they look so old. Wasn't it just
the hairline? Because they face just look
old, bro. Niggas had jobs at 11.
Niggas worked at the factory
and clocked out and went to hoop in the NBA.
Niggas was getting a meal. For sure.
It's crazy, bro. They definitely
had jobs while they hooped in the NBA.
Damn. That's what
reminds me of my pro.
That nigga Coffee Brown had to leave the grocery store to go hoop. That's something that reminds me of Semi-Pro. That nigga, Coffee Brown, had to lead the grocery store to go hoop.
That's crazy.
Insane.
Andre 2000 don't get spoken of enough.
At least he was a character who got buckets,
because you look at him, and you look at Common, and Just Right,
and that still pisses me off.
Give me Just Right over that, over Semi-Pro.
You crazy.
Just Right had to be one of the weakest basketball movies I've ever seen.
Kun Latifah saved that movie.
Just Right is a way better film than Semi-Pro.
That Mustang is fire, though.
It is fire.
Semi-Pro's Jackie Moon, bro.
The owner and the power for it, that's elite.
He was on his Magic Johnson shit, but—
Bill Mack and Common killing niggas in the league was crap.
Because it was Common.
Yeah.
Like, hey, man.
But see, a nigga like Cameron couldn't have played that part.
You had to put a nigga like Cameron in the part.
You wanted Cameron to be in just right?
I did, but I know Cam ain't going to date Queen Latifah.
That's out of pocket.
Yeah, that was out of pocket for him leaving.
Robin Thicke over joint.
Oh, yeah.
Queen Latifah like stop playing
who's the better person
that's what he chose
bro the better person
nah
never choose those
that really
never choose the better person
that's a good question
so
who you choosing
in that situation
oh
I'm staying home
yeah
can't no bitch be built like me
and I'm cracking her
give me the
give me the bad,
the bad person all day.
That's dead.
We can fix bad behaviors.
There's some things
we can't fix.
Well,
my fuck got that vacuum now.
My fuck put Queen Latifah
in that vacuum.
She probably get right.
I mean,
I've seen Chloe's transformation,
so I guess anything is possible.
Yeah,
Queen Latifah,
but you know,
she hoop on the other side of the court.
So who had a better transformation?
There I'm on.
Between them two?
Between who?
I was going to say Chloe,
but I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to disrespect nobody.
Keep this thing out of the way.
And who?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, who the?
I know people, bro.
Respect.
Respect.
I'm going to leave that out of there.
Hey, man.
Big three captain.
You picking up Kayla Clark?
Shit, if she was available.
Yeah.
Shit, we going to be famous in a month.
Podcast's going to be booming.
I talk about deals.
What?
Man, Kayla Clark, boy, I love her.
Get on a fever.
Come on, 520.
We your biggest fans.
I was almost tired of you, but I'm back.
I'm number one fan now.
Hey, man, I was dying when I was mad.
I was like, Ice Cube, why you only offer her?
For the very obvious reasons.
I hate when everybody acts so arms about women's basketball
when they're stupid at times.
Why did he get that money to the WNBA?
Because he don't want a fucking team.
He owns his own league.
Why would he get a WNBA team
if he owns a league?
Is that their salary?
What?
Five mils?
Hell no.
No, I'm saying,
could he,
could he,
no, could he pay
for the fever
with that five mils?
Oh, he probably could pay
for the whole roster.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Damn, man.
Yeah.
For the year.
That's what I'm asking.
Yeah, but they don't play.
Oh, okay.
But they don't play in his league. Like, that's what, I don't Damn, man. Yeah. Play for the year. That's what I'm asking.
Yeah, but they don't play.
Oh, okay.
But they don't play in his league.
Like, that's what I don't understand why everybody's acting so abhorrent.
Why is it only her?
You didn't offer Andra Reese.
Respect Andra Reese.
Because Andra Reese not one of them.
She's not worth $5 million.
No offense, but Katelyn Clark is worth $5 million.
She's bringing the entire state of Iowa with her every single game.
He would make that money back.
She's bringing the whole country.
Come on, bro. You know how many people going to show up for Katelyn Clark? state of Iowa with her every single game, he would make that money back. She's bringing the whole country.
Come on, bro.
You know how many people going to show up for Clayton Clark?
Angela Reese, she going to get O-Block.
Post-Road.
Nah, real talk. West Side.
She getting the whole state.
He fucking around offering Juju that same bag, too.
And listen.
Juju ain't going to bring the same love.
She cold as the caitlyn court
she better machine that and you know what thank you for saying that because that's the most
important thing about this that people are missing marketing dog it's what she brings to the table
she's a phenom we didn't say she's the best ever but what she brings to the table nobody else can
do that right now and it's okay to just be okay to admit that they hate
kayla clark yeah yeah she slander she get on twitter it's crazy and she don't even be saying
she'd just be killing i like her even more now because i love when people hate on people
and they keep killing yeah yeah she's an average white girl bro there ain't no disrespect for her
she probably hooping go to the crib ain't no disrespect for her. She probably hoop and go to the crib. Ain't no telling. She probably got a Joker lifestyle, bro.
For real.
She ain't really in the media
or nothing like that.
Yeah, she probably.
You kind of out of pocket
for talking shit to her
because she ain't as turned up
as Angel Reese in there.
She talk shit though
when she hoop though.
No, because that's in between the lines.
But I'm saying
you ain't really nothing.
Yeah.
Joker goes like,
man, you can't fucking guard me.
Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but she go home and she ain't really nothing. Yeah. Joker goes like, man, you can't fucking guard me. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but she go home and
she ain't going.
She probably watching
Growing Pains.
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
With her bitch next to her.
Yeah, what's their favorite show?
What's the...
Breaking Bad.
Def, she watching Ozark
when she go to the crib.
That's where I watch it
Love is Blind
I would have picked you behind the wall
Or Orange is the what?
Why they watching that, bro?
Because they can relate
Shout out to K
Shout out to K-C, though
Shout out to Kaly Clark, man
Her name starts with a C, by the way Shout out to K.C. though. Shout out to K.L.E. Clark, man.
Her name starts with a C, by the way.
I was like,
I was like,
I thought it was K.L.E.
I was like,
it is. No, no, no.
My little cousin's name is K.L.E.
It's K.L.E.
My man.
Double C, my man.
Shout out to K.C.
My man, double cup.
My fault.
He said,
break it bad, bro.
That's funny. Orange is the new black. It's crazy, but. That is crazy bro That's funny
Orange is the New Black
It's crazy
That is crazy
That is funny
Hey man
Speaking of Orange is the New Black
Diddy gonna be in a new season
Cause boy
When they catch his ass
It is over with
What's that show gonna be called?
I don't know
So they actually showed
That he was with the feds
At the airport
Like we have footage
Of him with the feds
At the airport Alleg Like, we have footage of him with the feds at the airport.
Allegedly, his plane left, but he's still here.
Oh, yeah.
He sent the hoes on that what?
Allegedly.
He had to secure the package.
Because that's what you said.
His drug mule.
Why they say Young Miami had pink coke?
You be watching Worldstar.
Pink coke with a smile?
Pink coochieie that's about the
headline on world star
it was
they had cocaine
that's part of that
party pet though
yeah that's part of
that party pet
I hate that for her
but hold on
the thing that
tripped me out
about the whole thing
before you get back
on what you were saying
he said they had
sex slaves
young Miami
and 50
baby mama
and I said
on you know
the last pod
like protect
Young Miami
but damn
we can't protect you
if you on that though
if you help
running the ring
that's crazy
but I mean
I hope
here's my
I will obviously
hopefully they're not
doing that
but them
being scandalous
is what they've
always rapped
and talked about
this is not surprising
to see this on paperwork.
Actor was made
for moments like this.
Yeah, but I feel
I feel a way like if
they get
if he get in trouble
for fucking with
a couple girls
that he just
cash out
like
I show love
I want them to be
with me
I want to fuck with them
I just pay them.
Now if they doing
some other shit
with getting other people
and doing all that shit
then alright, fuck them. But shout out to them. Wait just pay them. Now, if they doing some other shit with getting other people and doing all that shit, then all right, fuck them.
But, no.
Shout out to them.
Wait till,
Torre talked about,
he put one of his cousins on
as an intern with him
and the internship
ended with it.
They didn't want to
go to bed with him.
When the old interns talk,
that's going to be
the end of it.
When we get them stories
about all the offices
he was working at and stuff,
that's what was going
to really fuck everything up.
But if he asks you
and you say no
and he lets you go,
does that really
do anything wrong?
Yes.
You cannot do that.
Why?
My internship cannot be
based on me busting it open.
That is crazy.
That's a term.
I don't know.
Is it really wrong?
HR term.
Yeah.
Yeah, but nigga.
Sexual harassment.
Nigga, I ain't really
higher as an intern.
Your cousin just asked if he could follow me around, but nigga. Sexual harassment. Nigga, I ain't really hired you as an intern. Your cousin just asked if you
could follow me around, motherfucker.
You're right.
That's true. I ain't signed no paperwork.
Oh. So what about the...
I wouldn't even want to sign no paperwork with Diddy, honestly.
What about the Syracuse legend
from 18 to 20, the killer?
The white boy. He had his own
NIL. My God.
My boy averaged six points.
Nah, he didn't average a point, did he?
Six perks.
He was a demon on campus.
We not even.
We don't condone.
Hey, bust.
Tap your head.
We not even condoning, selling drugs or nothing.
What was he on?
But for him to be Diddy's main source is fire.
Did you see the fucking mug shot? No.
I said break it bad for real. Look at this nigga.
Macaulay Culkin,
man, God. What's trapping?
Trapping, bro.
Hey, who's in Syracuse? Who else was in
Syracuse? Diggendorf, tap in.
Zaire.
Zaire? Oh my God. What's up, bro?
You on out. Tim, let me find out.
No party pants. Let me find out. The party packs.
Let me find out
when y'all crossed
to become a Q.
Old boy was sliding
on y'all with the pack.
He was at the probate.
Mellow, tap in.
I know he wasn't
the plug.
Damn.
That is crazy.
I'm like,
how are all the people
in the fucking world
and you tapping in
with a fucking
college athlete from Q?
Come on, Mellow.
That got to be
a part of the lineage, bro.
He got to be with the mob, bro.
That nigga found Matthew Deladova in Syracuse and say, hey, let's get this money.
Man, tap in.
You know what kind of brand he was getting, bro.
Tap in.
Who else I know from Syracuse?
Scoop Jardee.
Tap in.
Paul.
Tell me your name.
Paul, Paul, come on.
We see your vlogs.
You got to discuss this.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah. Damn. Damn. Damn, Johnny. discuss this. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn, Johnny.
I know it ain't go down like that.
I think Greg Paula's got a crack in it.
Shout out to Lee.
Shout out to Sir Bayhom.
Oh, we know Bayhom was involved for sure.
Bayhom, you are a cocaine cowboy.
Yes.
Yes. Oh, man. Hey, man., you are a cocaine cowboy. Yes. Yes.
Oh, man.
Hey, man, Diddy is a sick nigga.
The more we find out, shit just get crazy and crazy.
Crazy.
This story is wild.
But...
The fucking kids, man.
I'm still praying for them kids.
Get well soon, y'all.
Better days on the way.
Hey, speaking of get well soon, Vince Young, please get well soon.
Vince was in the bar, you know what I'm saying?
Trying to break up some shit.
Ended up catching one
to the dome, man.
I ain't see the clip.
Did a motherfucker
hit him with a bottle?
Nah,
one of them was Haddon's.
It felt like a bottle.
I'm sure it did
because that nigga crumble.
You know,
Vince ain't no little nigga.
Yeah.
He's 6'5".
Yeah,
it was all 6'5",
laid out this way.
So he's like a rug.
That is crazy.
Knock a Vince Young out is insane
because what you doing
man
he can't get on the ground
it's crazy
yeah what you doing fam
yeah that was crazy
when I seen that man
damn Vince Young
Reggie
that would never happen
to Reggie Bush
get well soon
that's why he can't
have the Weissman
Reggie would never
get laid out
the real Heisman
Vince Young nah he was the real Heisman no he wasn't I don Weisman. Reggie would never get laid out. The real Heisman,
this young.
Nah.
You was the real Heisman.
No, he wasn't.
I don't like that either.
And this young is one of Dakota's college QBs of all time.
It's all respect.
That was not his fucking Heisman, man.
I hate that.
You the real Heisman.
Disrespectful.
Don't worry about that.
Karma's a motherfucker.
Hey, my guy cleaned his glasses, y'all.
It's funny.
You don't care for today?
Yeah.
He ain't trying to get his money.
Turn up. All that booty juice from those photo's funny. Still camera today? Yeah. He ain't trying to get his money. Turn up.
All that booty juice
from those photo shoots today.
Ay-ya.
Hey, when you had Pika,
that was crazy that day.
Move the fuck off.
I ain't got no deal with Pika.
Oh, my fault.
Oh, wow.
That's a wave in D.
Oh, wow.
I told you,
you can't put your thumb in there
and then rub your eyes.
It's the real left eye.
No chili.
I'm still
carbon-carbon too.
That nigga, he got head COVID.
Damn, Glenn Davis.
This was nasty.
Shout out to Glenn Davis.
Shout out to Glenn for saying he was part of the porn
shoot.
Oh, they collapsed.
That's why you couldn't do the show. Okay. I didn't know. Him and Mike. Oh, they collapsed.
That's why you couldn't do the show.
Okay.
I see it.
I didn't do the math
before here.
They didn't pass the
COVID on to my niggas.
That's crazy.
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Hey, man.
Speaking of crazy.
Draymond, the major nigga, Steph Cry.
Oh, man.
He has to get at least 12 black forces for that, bro.
You ruined Steph Curry's day, bro.
You were a bad person.
Steph Cry was...
The fact that people love Steph Curry so much
that they was like writing in the comments when I read them,
like, we just got to get Steph some help, man.
I was like, what the fuck?
He is the richest motherfucking NBA.
Y'all motherfuckers are really here and compassionate about this nigga?
Oh, hell no.
This is crazy.
Hey, man.
The nigga is 39.
He ain't just fine.
Man.
He was fed up, though.
Nah, that is.
That's crazy, though.
Hey, Draymond getting ejected from a game in six minutes is crazy.
It is.
What's the end game for that?
Because obviously we know that shit's dead after this year.
Like, it has to be dead.
You think that'll cut him?
Cut?
No.
Nah, he got a lot of value still.
Cut is crazy.
But they're going to have to go in a different direction because they're just not winning.
Yeah.
So they're probably going to let him and Klay go.
Start and just rebuild.
And ask Steph, do he want to leave?
Give Steph the choice.
Do he want to, like, go?
Steph's probably going to say no.
But you never know.
He might want to go to Charlotte.
Him and his brother, dad, survive.
Listen, you put Steph Curry on that Charlotte Hornets team,
we're going to get a different Steph.
That's what we're going to be doing. Steph. What are you going to be doing?
Divorce coming soon?
I agree with you.
The family's going to still be in Golden State.
He will be in Charlotte.
The vibes.
Tap back in, bro.
You put LaMelo and Steph together,
all them niggas is about to go crazy.
Life-changing bandits.
Best backcourt in the league.
Hey, Steph going to get a chain day one.
Yeah, God bless.
No, I think Steph gonna stay
But get rid of everybody else
I love Klay
Stand up for Klay
All the time, for sure
But
I think Klay will stay before
Before Dre
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Dre's time
Just go somewhere else, bro
Help another team
Cause you still got some shit
In the tank, Paul
Nah, he's like
He can help another team
Yeah, you still qualified
For sure, my nigga
It's still Dre
They probably just over the...
He just ran his course.
Yeah.
It happens in the league, but Draymond, I hate to see him break up, but...
He can go to a different team that's ready to win.
Yeah, I wouldn't be mad to see him in L.A. with Bron, AD.
I think he'd probably push him in there.
Oh, my God.
They would be clowning.
But he beat a five, Let AD play the four.
And they just kind of rock out.
Brian, that wouldn't be bad.
He pushing that.
I think he's trying to get to LA.
That'd be dope though.
And honestly, how many times do we see players stay in a whole organization their whole career?
Nah, it's just crazy.
All three of them for that to happen.
At some point, it had to happen.
Yeah, it's going to happen.
We just hate to see it
happen like this
but Draymond is wild
and this shit
how long
how long they been in good
10 years
at least
Draymond got at least
like year 11 maybe
yeah he was the last one
that came in right
so yeah
at least 10 years
yeah 10 year plus
for sure
they had a good run
yeah bro
this is not the Spurs bro
that shit don't happen
nowhere else
yeah
but uh hey Kelly Oubre is crazy as hell for cussing out a good run. Yeah, bro, that's not the Spurs, bro. That shit don't happen nowhere else. Yeah.
But, uh,
hey,
Kelly Oubre is crazy as hell for cussing out
all the refs like that.
Yeah, that was funny as shit.
What Lou Williams said,
that was 25K a bitch,
I was crying.
He got fouled, though, bro.
Bro, but he called that ref,
he said,
you a bitch,
you a bitch,
your mama a bitch.
Bro, why is my mama a bitch?
Because she is, bro.
Call her a foul, bro. Do your job, bro. Do your mama a bitch. Bro, why is my mama a bitch? Because she is, bro. Call it, fam, bro.
Do your job, bro.
What, bro?
Do your job, bro.
He probably lost 100 grand for...
It's fine, bro.
Your mama's still a bitch, bro.
Call it, fam, bro.
Do your job, bro.
These reps, bro.
Like, and Kelly O'Brie, he's straight.
And I know, don't nobody want to lose 100K.
I get that.
But these reps, bro, are getting away with bloody murder, bro.
All that apologizing shit after the game, bro, is not cool.
It's happening too consistently.
I'm nothing.
Amen.
But, nigga, you call them a bitch.
These refs ain't going nowhere for the rest of his career.
Them three refs is not going to fuck with him.
So when he goes to the basket and gets fouled, he's not going to get the calls, bro.
That sucks, bro.
That's unfortunate. You can't change the call. That's unfortunate. You might as well. Like, why going to get the calls, bro. That sucks, bro. That's unfortunate.
You can't change the call.
You can't.
You might as well.
Like, why?
It's a game, bro, at the end of the day.
You playing a game.
You trying to win.
I got sex in my day.
I was about to say, nigga.
For sure.
But I'm just saying, like, you ain't changing the call,
but to, like, fuck up your relationship with them refs
for the rest of your career.
Like, I fucked up my relationship with, uh,
what's the one that be cheating CP all the time?
Um,
damn.
Um,
fuck.
His name Foster.
Scott Foster?
Scott Foster.
I didn't like him either.
What'd you say to Scott, man?
Call him a fucking foul
hoe ass nigga.
He got a tech.
And that kills you
for the rest of your career
with him?
He, every time I seen him,
he ain't call shit.
I was like, damn, he fucked me up.
I ain't gonna lie, one ref, though.
This motherfucker with the big-ass eyebrows.
Tony Brothers.
Oh, yeah.
Who's there with the eyebrows?
Man, so the nigga was trying to be cool.
I don't like him either.
He was trying to be cool.
And I was a young,
I was a young guy.
My mama, we playing at the Pacers.
I don't know, the Hawks.
My mama and my auntie was sitting
courtside.
And, you know, they had my jersey. You know, they cheering and shit
every time I came in the game, whatever. I was young.
Probably my first, second year. Maybe my second year.
And he, like, pulled me to the side. He was
like, man, who them hoes?
I lost it.
I went crazy. And he was
like, apologize. I was like, nigga, that's my mama.
You, blah, blah, blah mama I'ma start going crazy
and he like
kept apologizing
like kept apologizing
like nah nah nah
but if you know him
he be trying to be like
cool
so like
he be like
ah y'all motherfuckers
ain't doing nothing tonight
try to be that kind of person
and then
he'll turn into
that's a crazy story
yeah then he'll turn into
a hoe
like in the middle of the game
like
that's why I wanna see people
I called him a tiktoker and he texted me like the game. Like, that's why I want to see people. So I called him a TikToker, and he texted me.
Like, he would do shit like that.
He would be trying to be cool with you.
He'd be like, ah, look at that big booty girl over there.
And then when you'd be like, hey, nigga, call my fucking family.
Don't call me a nigga.
And you're just like, nigga, like, you know what I mean?
He don't ask.
So I'm like, I don't, I ain't fucking with him either.
That's crazy, bro. He was a weirdo. ain't fucking with him either. That's crazy, bro.
He was a weirdo.
When he said that shit, I went so crazy, bro.
I know you was.
I wanted to, like, slap him.
I was like, I'll slap this shit.
I said that I would slap the shit out you, bro.
He was just like, no, no, no, no.
That didn't mean anything.
You're like, nah, you trying to be too funny.
Yeah, he went way too far.
I'll slap the shit out you.
Yeah.
But that was funny. I mean, not funny, Yeah. You ain't know. Way too far. I slapped the shit out you. Yeah. But that was funny.
I mean, not funny,
but I was shitty though.
God, I told them niggas
I got to lock her up
and some of these niggas said,
like, report it to the league.
Report it to the league.
Niggas hate him.
Report it to the league.
Report it to the league.
Yeah.
Damn.
Damn, that's crazy.
And the fucked up part about it
is not in Draymond's case,
even though he, I mean,
granted, I get it,
but I do feel like
a lot of times the ref kind of have too much power in these games. They do he, I mean, granted, I get it, but I do feel like a lot of times the refs kind of have
too much power in these games.
They do, bro.
Like,
sometimes,
like you said,
like him calling him
a TikToker,
that's not a technical foul, bro.
I don't care if I don't like you,
you don't like me.
Calling you a TikToker
is not a technical foul, bro.
That's a hell of a fine.
Nah,
you really calling me
a dancing ass nigga, bro.
I'm tight.
Bro,
compared to what the other shit
they be saying? You calling me a dancing ass nigga, bro. I'm tight. Bro, compared to what the other shit they be saying?
You calling me a dancing ass nigga, I'm tight.
Bro, listen.
You have heard some of the crazy shit how they talk to Rez, bro.
That is light compared to what niggas be saying.
Yeah, for sure.
That's light for CP for sure.
For sure, yeah.
That's light for CP.
And bro, what's so crazy about it is I was watching the Pacers-Lakers game last week
and there was at one point during the free throw
where LeBron and Anthony Davis
pulled the ref to the side
and talked to him for like 15 seconds
and held the ball.
I said, this is the craziest shit ever.
I don't want to see
no more bullshit text, bro.
If niggas can do that,
I grant it, it's LeBron.
I know he can do whatever he wants to.
That's a fact.
But that shit's crazy.
The way they pick and choose
and they be affecting games, bro,
I be understanding
why niggas be hot.
Nah, for sure.
Yeah.
But Kelly will break.
Get well soon,
because I know that check about to have a little minus next to it. Yeah, that fineas be hot. Nah, for sure. But Kelly will break. Get well soon because I know that check
about to have a little minus
next to it.
Yeah, that fine
going to be tough.
I wonder,
damn,
does he have pre-tax too?
Shit, I don't remember.
I ain't never looked.
Yeah, you get to meet him
in tax.
I only had probably like
10 in my whole career.
That ain't bad.
Mike Conley ain't never
had a tech.
Can y'all believe that?
He sure got one.
He's never had a tech.
I can definitely believe that.
He's a good dude.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like,
when you realize that
they ain't changing the cause,
like,
what am I arguing for?
It's A.C. Green,
Mike Conley.
Give me Mike over A.C.
He got kids, bro.
For sure.
Mike got kids, bro.
Oh,
you talking about the nigga
hooping off the court.
I'm talking about in the lines.
Oh,
in the lines.
Two top tier
niggas, bro. Mike Conley's definitely the nicest player. A. court. I'm talking about in the lines. Oh, in the lines? Two top cheerers.
It's definitely,
Mike Conley's definitely
the nicest player.
AC said you didn't
get no bitches.
AC's a liar.
AC didn't get no bitches.
He definitely tapped
something.
He's lying, bro.
That's what they said.
Him and Tim Tebow,
liars, bro.
When Tim Tebow said
he was in Florida,
he was cracking up
and you were a liar.
Bro, he probably
couldn't, bro.
He was so famous, bro.
So famous, bro.
If someone was walking
towards his room, bro,
that's probably
the whole campus knew about.
But he said
because he was a Christian.
That's why.
I know the Lord is cool,
but he can't, like,
like Jefferson,
it's hard for him
to even pick one, bro.
Yeah, bro, he probably couldn't.
You don't know.
Bro, he's going to be
all over the campus, bro. He's just more believable than A.C. Green. Really? I'll take bro. Yeah, bro. He probably couldn't. You don't know. Bro, he's going to be all over the campus, bro.
He's just more believable
than A.C. Green.
Really?
I'll take it.
Like,
A.C., bro,
he had a Jerry Curl.
He still got a Jerry Curl.
So I believe him.
Wait, still?
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's like a little...
I ain't always still alive.
Why you always
trying to kill niggas?
No, I really...
I just genuinely...
I'm thinking,
well, Al Green's still alive too.
Shit.
Barely.
Shout out to the Green lineage. Al Green's still alive too. Shit. Barely. Shout out to the green lineage.
Al Green's still alive?
Yeah.
Damn.
I ain't did a tribute for him or nothing.
Fact check that, Mike.
I don't think Al Green alive, bro.
Don't kill Al, bro.
Shout out to Al.
They had him on a BET award.
Kill AC up for Al.
I was actually looking
because I read something the other day.
Mike Conley did get a take,
but they overturned it.
My bad.
As they should have.
Al Green, bro.
What was the question?
I think Al Green.
He's still alive.
I think it's Al Green, 1937 and then just a minus.
His age is 77 years.
He's still alive.
Where's Al Green at?
They ain't done a tribute for him, my nigga.
That's crazy.
Shout out to the Grits.
What is BET doing?
BET still exists.
Tyler Perry running shit.
We didn't get that tribute.
Tyler Perry bringing the Bulldogs back.
He does.
Thyroid cancer.
Oh, damn.
Prayers up for Al Green.
Oh, for sure.
Prayers up for Al Green.
Respect to the legends.
Y'all motherfuckers.
Respect to the legends.
That's a good man.
What are you trying to kill him?
Prayers up for Al, man.
I know he's still out, man.
A little too soon, bro.
But he really needs to get a
BET
Lifetime Achievement Award.
If it's too late,
June on the way.
He might not make it.
What we got next?
What?
Why he ask me to transition after that?
What's wrong with this nigga?
I'm just saying, bro. What's wrong with this nigga? I'm just
saying, bro. That's the
next B-team.
It's you, bro.
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
I can't wait till the rappers who are close to our
age that we grew up on, I can't wait till
Chief Keef gets a lifetime achievement award.
It's going to be fire.
He just killed Rolling Loud, too.
Shout out to CK.
No Kevin Claude.
The real CK.
No Kevin Claude either.
Same initials apparently.
I'll try to keep it together.
Oh shit.
I'll try to keep it together.
Chief Keef a legend though. For sure bro Chief Keef a legend though For sure
Chief Keef a legend
Alright coach
I gotta
I gotta ask you this
I'm trying to get away from this
I can't stop laughing
Oh man
A kid didn't make the baseball team
So his parents decided to get an airplane
And put
Baseball team his daddy box,
I guess the dad's the head coach of the team,
around where they were actually playing out
around the high school.
If you cut one of your kids,
how would you feel if they pulled up back to the school?
I swear to God, I'd put them back on the team
because we need your donations.
Ain't no way you got a plane.
We need donations, bro.
Where's yours?
Niggas got these resources.
What?
Nigga, your dad got a plane for that? Hold on. You welcome here, bro. We need your donations, bro. Where's your money? Niggas got these resources. What? Nigga, your dad got a plane for that?
Hold on.
You welcome here, bro.
We need your donations, bro.
Why didn't they use them
for you to make the gig better?
Why didn't they tap in
in them lessons, man?
Pops be trying to live
them dreams to his kids.
Oh, God.
You got to be pissed
as fuck the pop plane
and have that bitch fly around.
It's probably his shit, though.
He probably is his shit.
But you are pissed, bro.
Yeah.
You know how much time
that you have to be mad
to consistently go through
with that plan?
Because he had to
either do it himself
or call somebody,
organize it.
You had to write the check
and say,
yeah,
fuck them.
They playing daddy ball.
Nah, that's good.
I mean,
Karma,
that makes sense, though.
I ain't even surprised.
All the shit that happened at that
damn school
over the years
that is mild
yeah that is definitely
mild
they definitely
don't believe in D.E.R.
but
that is the white
lean on me
for sure
nah
he said the white
lean on me
Carmel ain't the
white lean on me
out of white schools
it's either
Cathedral or Carmel
Cathedral for sure Cathedral for sure.
Cathedral for sure.
Carmel was like pretty little lives.
Yeah, kids are on drugs at Cathedral.
Shout out to.
West is smaller.
I give you that because there's more kids
that go to Carmel.
I saved myself.
At Cathedral.
Bradley was my nigga, man.
He told us about Cathedral.
Yeah.
That's where Bradley hit the coke at Cathedral.
Allegedly.
And then you about to tell us.
What the fuck?
You got to address that.
Shout out to my nigga, man.
I'm with you.
He still works in the school system.
He still works in the school system.
I tell you.
He's back.
Nigga's boy shot me out of bed right now.
Brad could have been anybody.
You put the,
you feel me?
You put the accent on his name.
My fault, my fault.
Bleak that out.
Bleak that out, bro.
Luis.
Bleak that out.
Leave his last name out.
I was like,
don't do that to my man, bro.
Hey, be here.
Kill the niggas.
Yeah, yeah.
He ain't never did that, bro.
In his life, bro.
Cathedral legend, bro.
Besides that one time
when you had,
oh, no. Good thing he's your legend, bro. Besides that one time when you had... Oh.
No, just kidding.
Shout out to...
See?
See?
Pool parties bring people together.
I heard those was crazy.
My pool parties?
I've heard of beer.
That's what brought...
I know.
I've heard that too.
Yeah, our pool party's so legendary.
We brought a family together.
Literally a family.
They made babies and everything.
They made a baby,
brought a family together.
And they about to get married.
They about to get married.
That's crazy.
That's crazy at my pool party.
Damn.
It wasn't no D-bob's though.
It was just like straight.
It was consent.
Yeah.
Nah, but my pool party.
We had seen the NDAs
on the table we walked in.
They should have been.
They really should have been
at that party.
What the fuck happened?
Like, I ain't gonna lie.
That pool party was so crazy.
They broke my pool.
I woke up. I ain't never seen so many red cups in a pool.
It just had to be like four, at least 4,000 red cups in a pool.
Whole pool was full of red cups.
Shit crazy.
You disrespectful bastards.
I'm never having another pool party.
Real Project X.
Yeah, oh God.
Legendary night.
We woke up, all type of shit was broke.
You know me,
I don't know how to
melt the party in,
how to invite people
to the 520.
Did you have a party
party after?
Nigga, I don't know
what that is.
Oh, okay.
That's just me.
That's what you be doing
when you do your
fucking photo shoot.
I just heard it was
a long party.
I was like,
Sierra, what's a party party?
Yo.
Keep back. We had a 520 party
after the pool party.
I don't know what a fucking party party is.
That shit sound a little suspicious.
Hey, my favorite thing about all this shit
is that 50 Cent every day
is putting the post up.
He's like, I told y'all niggas.
Anytime somebody put double or whatever the word is, I'm not there.
Yeah, that's a nasty ass.
Nigga, we about to have a Tom Tom.
What the fuck, isn't it?
50 Cent said he gonna pay whatever for them tapes, nigga.
Where them tapes at?
He said, I got one.
The real doc is on the way.
Man, that nigga 50 is crazy.
50 has, like, he has no filter.
I'll fuck with that, bro.
Like, your baby mom's, bro.
Nigga's nuts, bro.
And what's crazy about it is
everything that he's done has been so successful,
but he's done it away from everybody else
so nobody can really fuck up his bag.
Nah.
He's the first DJ academic.
Yeah.
And he always tell the, like,
he tell you what
Niggas is on
Years before
Yeah
He got interviews like
Nah did he try to take me shopping
Nah did he
And niggas brushed over
That Breakfast Club interview
Yeah
His drink chips is legendary
He out of pocket for the shit
He said about Jay-Z though
Well I ain't
No Jay-Z slender still exists
Nah nah nah
He modeled himself out after a gay painter
I heard about that
but listen
listen
hey man
we not gonna
disrespect a hove
no hove slap
no hove slap
team got on the head
cause a hove
come on
no hove slender
no hey
we don't do that
allegations come out
about hove
I don't believe
I need proof
now
all the proof
what the
what the
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what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what the what. What the, what the, what the W saying? Never.
Oh God.
Pretend home at all costs.
Yeah.
Must.
Come on.
Speaking of home,
Beyonce making a country album.
It's about to drop soon.
It's going to go platinum.
On platinum,
on platinum to diamond.
We about to see all these cowboy hats for the next year.
I already seen them stinky ass silver boots.
Damn.
I mean, the probate boots.
My wife boots smell good, but everybody else still like that smell.
We'll love getting them cool points on it. Don't like that.
What?
Y'all ever play Mario Kart?
That's what we read over all the time.
Sonic, motherfucker.
Sonic, nigga, I get out of corners.
Going straight.
Nigga, somebody edited Vishung's phone out
and put him fine with a Sonic race phone out.
I said, hey, man, y'all disrespectful as fuck.
Don't disrespect me.
I gotta see the video, bro.
Hell no.
He wasn't even know that.
My boy was just trying to keep the peace, bro.
Yeah, I gotta see that shit, bro.
But the crazy shit was,
y'all see when Nate Robinson and Mike Beasley was talking.
Oh, I thought you were about to say Jake Paul. I was like,
man, nigga, get off that.
Mike Beasley,
I mean, Mike Beasley basically said LeBron the Greatest
and Nate Robinson was like, nah, nigga,
Jordan's the best ever. Why would you
ever say that? Stay off that shit. And Mike
Beasley was like, I ain't say nothing when you got your ass
knocked out.
Don't do that.
I was like, damn, I'm fucking Nate Robinson. But got your ass knocked down. Don't do that.
I was like, damn, my fucking A-Rod.
My niggas going to be on that with him forever because of that, man.
Man, Mike's busy the wrong nigga to play with, bro.
Probably minding his own business, for real.
I fuck with B's, bro.
Yeah, we definitely need B's on this motherfucker.
We got to get B's on the show. For sure.
He's a clown with us, man.
Damn.
But I fucked with him because he was talking about how good
Bam on the bio was.
And he was just like, people don't know, like,
that nigga really, really cold.
Like, he don't get to showcase enough.
And I'm like, yeah, they're really good.
I loved how he bigged up B.I.
Hell yeah.
Oh, he talked about Brandon Ingle?
Yeah, he said he was really like.
He's one of the ones, bro.
At 16, he was like, he was two favorite players in the league.
He's Jason Tatum.
He going to put Jason Tatum over B.I.,
but he like, nah, B.I. got like a Kobe mentality.
Like, he a killer for real.
That's, I guess, me and him on the same path.
Yeah.
I told you it was JT and B.I.
They like...
Yeah, he definitely spoke high on them for sure.
Yeah.
In another world where they didn't get LeBron,
the Lakers had a lot
of young pieces
that turned out to be
like really fucking good.
Lonzo career probably
would have been different.
For sure.
Lonzo career been different.
He ain't wearing
them fucking G02s.
Hey man.
You still ain't got yours,
hey.
Man,
LeVar,
I swear to God.
Why didn't you
send me my fucking,
I bought, I spent $550 on some Z02s.
Where the fuck them ball shoes was?
Yeah.
I ain't never received mine.
I remember you told me you bought them hoes.
I was like, yeah, I'm going to support my mans, bro.
He seem like he going to be all right.
Like a nigga waiting on his day to pull up.
Nigga, send me some Pumas or some shit.
Say a little, bro. Send me some Pumas or some shit. Tell Lil Bro, send me some Pumas or something.
I'll take them.
Ain't nothing like when your daddy say he coming to the AK.
Pause.
That's crazy.
Yo.
No, no.
No diddy.
Don't nick that night, bro.
That's crazy.
Hey.
Nick at night.
Disney.
All that shit.
When you said wait a damn day you said I just think about
when Will Smith
daddy was with
the self-help
he was like
yeah I'm about to
go get this money
fuck Will
what did he say
hey and I just
watched that movie
when Will Smith
was trying to sell
that stupid ass thing
he was walking around
with I just thought
about our
I thought about
our conversation
I'm like niggas
just be saying
anything bro
he ain't have no motion
you see his swag the whole movie?
Ask him.
What other movie that nigga didn't have no hoes, bro?
That was just out bad, bro.
Damn.
Or a TV show.
Y'all think Bruh Man had some hoes?
For sure.
Bruh Man had hoes.
Bruh Man, he was sliding the windows.
He was the first ditty.
Oh, wow.
He ain't going to put that on his legacy.
Oh, my fuck.
Man, Bruh Man wasn't cranking up, bro. He was taking that food back to his girl, of course. Nah, bro. We ain't going to put that on his legacy. Oh, my fuck. Man, bro been one cranking up, bro.
He was taking that food back to his girl, of course.
Nah, bro.
He ain't had no money.
What about-
Bro nigga was sliding in windows, bro.
This nigga's a thief, bro.
What are we talking about?
But he was posting up in niggas' houses, too.
He's got no hoes, bro.
That nigga had Morris sweater on one time, bro.
Said a little itch.
Yeah, a little itch.
My fucker was tight to the bitch
who had more hoes
my fucker
bruh man
or Waldo
Waldo had no hoes
bruh man
Waldo did date a girl though
she was tough too
Waldo did have a little tough
but I feel like
she got off the bus
before we did
nah nigga
she had her own bus
it was little
she was
she was just as bad as him it was little she was she had the first bus in the park
it was white
some schools
was yellow
and tiny
same
oh my god
no it was not
the athletic department
what's going on
in basketball
nah
Wilson had no
hoes
fuck that
all TV shows
we can go through
Braxton had
Braxton had a girl
on Jamie Foxx she was the white UPS girl for sure yeah he bag. Braxton had a girl on Jamie Foxx.
She was the white UPS girl.
For sure.
Yeah, he backed the girl with a job.
Respect it.
Who else was lame on a TV show?
Oh, shit.
Oh, boy.
What's her name?
Fresh Prince.
Never had no hoes.
Who, Carlton?
Carlton didn't have no hoes, bro.
Nah, you remember Carlton?
Bad will girl on the episode. On accident, bro. That, you remember Carlton, bad Will girl on the episode.
On accident, bro.
That was for the script.
Nah, she was feeling with it.
Yeah, Paul, she was fucking with his emotion.
Like, hey, I like him better than I like you.
And Will was hating.
Will was hating.
He was hating.
But Carlton also tried to cuff Shorty when he had the baby already.
Yeah.
And he ain't never hit.
He was a father to step up.
He never smacked.
What are you talking about?
I might be a dad.
Gump. He was a father that stepped up. He never smacked. What are you talking about? I might be a dad. What a fucking loser for sure.
He's definitely a loser.
Just for that bitch ass shit, he's number one.
Father of the child.
Before you start.
Hey, you ain't getting none of that pregnant coochie.
You out of pocket.
That's some of the best you know of.
But he did hit the old lady.
You remember that night he hit the old lady?
The old lady?
He went to the room with her, hit the old lady.
Oh, yep.
Yep, yep.
I do remember that.
He was in love.
Nah, facts.
That's a fact.
She's like, move around, boy.
I do this every weekend, boy.
Broke his little heart.
Man, move around. boy. I do this every weekend, boy. Broke his little heart. Man, move around.
He was getting treated bad.
Who else got treated bad?
Who else got treated bad, man?
That nigga Dupree from the Luane Brothers.
Ooh, Dupree ain't getting no.
Dupree ain't getting no.
What was that nigga name on Juice, nigga?
Fill up, bitch.
Ask you some comedy, that nigga, all the time.
What was it, Chubb? call me that nigga all the time what was it what was the nigga name
I'm shitty
I can't remember
that nigga name
I don't want to get
typecast as a nigga
who ain't got no emotion
that's crazy
at least in one of my movies
I gotta have some action
what was his name
on juice man
I cannot think of
that nigga name
Phillip called me
that nigga all the time
that nigga was making
that motherfucker
Brexit put a 40
in that dick
cause that's Because that's who
motherfucking
Prince McClark
was talking to
and leaned on me
at the top of the...
Smoke crack, don't you?
Smoke crack, don't you?
Damn, who else?
Who was on Moesha?
Hakeem.
Hakeem got hoes.
Hakeem got action.
He got respect.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
He did.
He just went about
the nastiest way.
Miles. I ain't saying nothing about Miles. I seen him.
Steel. Steel.
Steel. Yeah, steel.
You know who had the hoes on Moesha? Frank
Mitchell. Oh, God. He kept a baby
by a woman other than Dee.
Oh, the day from Smart Guy.
He struggled with the hoes.
Nah, he had. Nah, bro.
They was hating on him. The kids was hating on him.
Bro, he was a single father with two kids, bro. He had actually. Nah, bro. They was hating on the kids. They was hating on him. Bro, he was a single father
with two kids, bro. He was getting hated on.
Yeah, he was getting hated on, bro.
He had three kids. Single father
with three kids. I'm out of pocket.
I disrespect it. Three kids? Yeah.
His criteria might have been slim.
Yeah, man, they was fucking with him.
My mom wasn't getting no hoes either.
My own smart guy?
Nah, he had a couple girls.
One time he had one
that didn't talk
when he was making a band.
See,
it was,
there,
why?
I'm going to stop
disrespecting.
He got a quiet woman.
He might have won.
See,
listen,
it's always DJ.
It's always DJ.
Nah,
I'm going to get a hose, bro.
I ain't going, bro.
He had he been.
He got a hose.
What about Cosby?
Who was on the...
Oh, boy, that was...
He was still lame, though.
He didn't get no hose.
Oh, married to the daughter?
Yeah, light-skinned nigga
with a curl.
That they found in the grocery store
that they was disrespecting?
Man, for no...
And they got him on power.
No, that was...
Shout out to you,
but you didn't get no bitches
in the 90s.
50, that was real. Yeah, you didn't get no bitches in the 90s. 50, that was real.
Yeah, you didn't get no hoes
in the 90s.
Yeah, he did not get a crack.
Oh, he probably got hoes
in the 90s, though.
This nigga was light-skinned
with a jury curl.
Not on that show.
Oh, yeah, he didn't get no hoes.
He took a break.
Marlon ain't get no hoes
on the Wayans, brother.
Facts.
Good call.
No, that nigga was 100%.
He's messing with a blow-up doll, bro.
He was the first nigga
to have a blow up doll
that's one of the craziest shows
that don't get no credit
but the Waynes bros
is fucking crazy
DJ loves
that show
they be wildin bro
my favorite episode bro
is where that nigga
they took all the episodes
from Martin
well you remember
he had to go to the coat
he had that motherfucking
curl right there
nigga
they took that episode from Martin but that shit was funny as fuck on the Waynes brothers he had to go to the coat. He had that motherfucking curl right there.
He took that episode from Martin.
That shit was funny as fuck on the Waves Brothers, bro. I ain't gonna lie.
That thing was praying to a dog.
Bro, that show,
Pops makes that show 10 times funnier,
but they was just on that bitch wild.
That's why that show was funny.
Joey on Full House didn't get no hoes either.
Come on. What? No. Joey, no. The funny one? on Full House didn't get no hoes either. Come on.
What?
No.
Joey, no.
The funny one?
Yeah, he didn't get no hoes.
He's a comedian.
He got some hoes.
Bro, looking at
how much it cost
to live in San Francisco,
I understand why
he didn't have no hoes.
Oh, God, bro.
We had a one.
They all live in that house.
That was before
San Fran turned up, too.
That's the reason
they all live in that house.
Yeah.
That's before Jason Collins
fell down that motherfucking,
that hill.
Nope.
Y'all ready? A new topic. That's before Jason Collins fell down that motherfucking, that hill. Nope. Y'all ready?
A new topic.
That's how Jason Collins
was rolling down.
I'm up off.
Who else?
Anything else, man?
What else happened
in the world, man?
I'm having a good time, man.
Oh, for a roll-up ass singer.
Oh my God.
Listen.
I'm having a good time, man.
I don't know what he talking about.
Oh.
Oh, shit. Hey, man. I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, shit.
Hey, man.
I'm just trying to move on.
Had to watch my head get ready
and bite some chicken.
I don't know.
Be here.
You know what I'm saying?
We understand by the time y'all see this,
you know, it already happened.
But the Easter meals,
like I ain't seen nobody in the group chat.
Ain't nobody been talking about the motion.
Ain't nobody got no recipes. Like,
is cooking for holidays dead in the Black community?
What's going on?
For sure, but not
so much
like on my
wife's side. No, they still throw down.
They still gonna have them. You know what I mean?
Well, he was in Atlanta,
but I know they
feel me
I know they killed it
for sure
for Easter
what's the like
Thanksgiving style
your wife
woman
or whoever you dating
gotta be able to cook
or it's like
nah
for me
that's a requirement
her hands are silly
for sure
on and off the court
you hear me
respects
the real
the real chef.
Hey!
Fish!
Hey, we're not going to let him do that
over here, man.
Y'all can keep that, bro.
The real chef.
That's your camera
right there.
Go ahead.
Is that a requirement
for you?
It's a luxury
and I'm blessed, for sure. It's a luxury, and I'm blessed for sure.
It's a luxury.
My wife can cook.
But, like,
we got a new thing we gonna do.
We got our new YouTube channel
coming out.
Check us out.
P and T.
No, that ain't what it's called,
but I don't know
what it's gonna be called.
P and T,
that was a crazy strip club
back in the day.
P.T.'s.
P.T.'s.
That's what's crazy.
And they had them in there
every race. They will be part of the YouTube channel. No, I'm just playing. That's what's crazy And they had them in there Every race
They will be part of the YouTube show
No I'm just playing
She
We gonna be trying foods
She gonna start making like
Maybe try some different foods
Y'all know I eat the same shit every day
I was getting said
You gonna be trying foods
Yeah
She said our first dish
Gonna be a Honduran food
My wife Honduran
She like
You know
We gonna go try some Honduran food
No that's hard
We gonna see if I can
Survive
That's hard Ay Nah but going to see if I can survive.
That's hard.
Hey.
Nah, but the food, for real, overall, seriously,
I don't think it's a thing no more.
I don't think people really care about Thanksgiving like that no more.
That family dynamic, bro, it kind of— they used to have Christmas breakfast.
Yeah.
You fuck with your—you feel me?
We still got that, though.
But I'm saying, then you go fuck with your family in the evening.
The turned-up cousins, and y'all have a dinner, too. We still got that, though. But I'm saying, then you go fuck with your family in the evening. The turned up cousins,
and y'all have a dinner, too.
I don't think that's really a thing
in the whole Indianapolis community.
I used to go over
to my nigga's house
because I knew his people
was cooking type shit.
Bro, that's what fucked me up.
Normally, I got a couple homies
that's damn like brothers.
They're like,
I can always slide
to my own Duke's house,
grab my crib.
It's like, damn,
everybody on PTO on vacation
on the holidays now?
Like, damn. That's crazy. I said it because my family still do that. We had breakfast at my crib. the mom do it's like damn everybody on PTO on vacation on the holidays now like damn
that's crazy
I said it
because my family
still do that
we have breakfast
at my crib
then we go to my mom's house
for like the dinner
drink
play the games
but it's just rare
you know what I mean
the fact that y'all
keep that going
is definitely solid
but shit my family big
but motherfucker
that shit ain't gonna stop
I think COVID
slowed it down
I think after COVID like like, people started.
That's true.
That's probably true.
We were still out of COVID.
COVID Christmas was still a goddamn thing.
Yeah, I was gonna say,
COVID Christmas was an excuse to keep people in white and family.
We ain't fucking with that much of white.
I was still having parties, bro.
Nah, I ended the party scene.
Oh, he definitely did.
Yeah.
I had a, nigga, I had a COVID party.
Making niggas get checked
and this nigga,
he the one passing around
that motherfucker.
I had a COVID party
and had COVID.
No COVID party, nigga.
Pull up to the crib, nigga.
He checked the motherfuckers.
Did y'all get checked?
Nigga, fuck you.
Bring your motherfuckers.
Bring your motherfuckers.
Bring your slip.
Nigga.
Nigga, I'm at the door
checking niggas off. Yup. Nigga woke up at the door checking niggas off.
Yep.
Nigga woke up the next morning
can't tell you shit.
That is crazy, bro.
Motherfucker snuck in there
with that motherfucker.
I was gonna say,
hey, shout out to that nigga too.
Whoever the whole ass nigga
that snuck in there with that bitch.
He was a weak ass.
I was out for two,
three weeks with that shit.
Shout out to Jamar, man.
That was one of them niggas.
Hey, we had a cabin trip and we was like, hey, everybody gotta get tested. Make sure you have yourself. We called niggas Ay We had a campus trip
And we was like
Ay
Everybody gotta get tested
Make sure you have yourself
We called niggas
Next week
Ay man
I see this as a screenshot
Of this other nigga test
Y'all ain't even
Crop this bitch out
Y'all hear bullshit man
Y'all niggas
Is fat for that
Y'all playing with my health
Paul Fagan on the COVID test
Is insane bro
Nuts bro
I had a
Nigga
I had that old personal test
I woke up that morning.
I looked at it.
I said, I can't taste nothing.
I called the Hawks.
I can't taste nothing.
They was like, you probably got COVID.
They sent me a whole test.
That motherfucker was with flying colors.
Boy, I was out cold.
I was sick.
Damn.
I was hurt, too.
Fuck COVID.
Hey, there was one time in the pandemic.
I know it was a long time ago, but that
COVID test and that pregnancy test was the
same amount of scary for people, bro. For sure.
Man, facts, bro. For sure. Once upon a time, that
was an equal threat. Nigga, when you told
the motherfucker you had COVID, motherfucker wouldn't even talk
to you. I told
my mama I had COVID, bro. She brought me some
food, bro. On my
driveway, longest shit. She left the fucking food, bro. On my driveway long as shit.
She left
the fucking food
at my driveway.
At the end of that month?
On Zionsville?
It's outside.
I said, damn.
She's like,
I ain't even coming to the door.
Wow.
Now that motherfucker
is lengthy.
Man, you know how far
my motherfucking driveway was?
That motherfucker was far.
It was cold by the time
you got back home. Damn. That driveway was far. Damn, far. My motherfucker was cold by the time you got back home.
Damn.
That driveway was far.
Damn, man.
See, you could have left that motherfucker on the door.
Nah, she was like, I'm just going to drop it off out here.
She was so scared of the cold.
It's in the air.
Damn.
Yeah, she was like, your door, you might open it while I'm right there.
I don't.
I'm going to wait till you leave.
I felt so bad.
I love P.
She came over anyway.
I got cold.
She said, I don't care.
She'll die about you.
For real, nigga.
Yeah.
You know what's up, baby.
You almost had a touch of love.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
I'm going to put you on a t-shirt
and put you in Well Soon on the back.
She ain't give a fuck.
She was like,
I got COVID, man. You can't come over. She was like, I was like, man, I got COVID,
man,
you can't come over.
She was like,
nigga,
COVID's fake.
Damn.
Came over there,
motherfucker,
and never got that bitch.
Swear to God.
Yeah,
I never had,
thank God,
but I don't,
you know,
that never.
I caught it before.
It was like super announced in March.
I went to All-Star weekend
and I came back home
and nigga,
I was in the gulag,
nigga,
for about a week.
I said,
what the fuck is wrong with me?
And I seen that alert. I was like, damn, I was in the gulag, nigga, for about a week. I said, what the fuck is wrong with me? And I seen that alert.
I was like, damn, this is real.
And that shit, lockdown happened the day after my 30th birthday.
I had the weakest 30th birthday.
The world fucking closed.
That's when niggas was going to the grocery store, buying all the toilet paper and shit.
That was the craziest shit, man. Yeah, that was a bad time.
COVID was a bad time.
It was like a good and bad time.
Like, if you was doing social media shit,
boy, you lit from COVID.
This motherfucker would have started in COVID.
We'd be up through there, bro.
And what people forget,
I know Tory Lanez in jail,
but what Tory Lanez did during COVID.
Greatest of them ever, bro.
Greatest of them ever, bro.
The versus shit.
The versus, bro.
It was lit
everybody was at home
disposable income
and drinking
every fucking day
niggas was turned
niggas down
the tequila bottles
on a random Wednesday
afternoon
cause niggas
can't go nowhere
facts bro
and then here come
the PPP
it was some good times
back then bro
man fuck them times bro
I need to go outside, bro.
Boy, if the 520 would have been open then,
that PPP loan would have been busted.
If I would have had...
Oh, I did it.
Wee.
Boy, don't lock down again.
Y'all won't get another pint on us, nigga.
Boy.
That would have been nuts.
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
Hey, but on that note
We're gonna get up outta here
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