Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on LaMelo Ball’s MVP start, Paul George 76ers podcast, Fred VanVleet EJECTION
Episode Date: November 25, 2024We’re back with Season 3, Episode 10 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys react to LaMelo Ball’s electric start for the Charlotte Hornets as he is averaging over 30 points per game to start... the NBA season. LaMelo dropped 50 against the Milwaukee Bucks, and has shown no sign of slowing down. The guys also react to Houston Rockets guard Fred VanVleet getting ejected and going up to each ref and yelling in their face, as well as Paul George going on his podcast to immediately talk about the Philadelphia 76ers team meeting where Tyrese Maxey called out star Joel Embiid for being late to everything. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, man, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm your host.
My name is DJ Will.
Same gang with me to my left.
I got my dog, Bishop B.
He in out the prayer leaves.
How you doing, Nasty?
Chilling, Nasty.
This a good tour, baby.
Isn't it?
I'm back.
You back?
Where you go? Where you from, man?
Where you back from?
Just took a little dip off to Texas.
We back, though.
That nigga say he moving to Texas.
I wish.
Give me a little spot.
A little high rise.
Talk to a few people.
Okay, you about to be one of the people in Houston who ain't got no job.
Yeah, I already don't have one.
No, you signed the line.
You have a job.
That's why your ass is back.
He's supposed to come back Monday.
I didn't question it.
You know I was.
520 in the morning.
We'll be recording.
Don't you worry.
I'm supposed to come back Monday.
He is live.
To my right, I got my dog, young Nacho. Young T, how you what?
Man, I'm back.
These was about to go.
These some classic nines, man.
Shadow nines.
Man, these are original pair of nines.
Not the actual original.
I'm just saying the original colorway.
For sure.
Yeah, I fuck with these.
I had looked around.
I seen them when I was, you know, cleaning up some stuff in my crib.
What year did them come out?
That might be 2010, 2011.
Yeah, it is.
What's so crazy is like,
I know the Olive Nines
came back out
and that was 210
and, you know,
people was on the fence
about grabbing them.
I seen a lot of people get them,
but everybody was like,
why the fuck are nines 210?
And I agree
because when those were dropping,
we was still a footlocker.
Me and Freaky Mike,
them was on sale.
Those, the original colorway,
you could get nines
for less than like 120. Damn. I fuck the original colorway, you could get nines for less than like $120.
Damn. I fuck with this colorway though.
When I was looking
in the closet by the door,
I was like,
damn, I ain't seen this colorway in a minute.
So I decided to pull them out.
I seen you showing off on the Instagrams.
I saw that you pulled out the flight once.
Yeah, because shout out to my dude
OG90s. He like all was tough. Yeah, because shout out to my dude, OG90s.
He like all retro kicks.
Yeah, Schooly, yeah.
Yeah, shout out to Schooly.
I fuck with his pages.
It's content fire.
Yeah, it's content dope.
So I was like, shit, I got them.
Man, them Flight 1s is super, super fire.
Yeah, but these is the most fire shoe we got this today.
Okay, you got the Milcheck?
Shout out to my dog, the Fox.
I forgot my anime name.
What's this right here? Narto. Yeah, these are the meal check. Shout out to my dog, The Fox. I forgot my anime name. What's this right here?
Narto. Yeah, these
are the anime Narto joints. I don't
know if that's really it, but that's what we're going to call them
on here. But these is fire, man.
Shout out to him. Showing love, man. Sending
me some kicks. I'm hooping them. We call this
the Buzz Lightyear colorway.
We just naming our shoes. Naming them for
him. We don't know. That's T. Khaled.
Yeah, we done named them for him.
The Buzz Lightner colorway.
I love that he don't got the UA on there.
Huh?
Everybody else got the UA nasty on their shoes.
Nah, he had a brand curry though.
That's why you see it. Yeah, he got the curry on the back,
but he made it real discreet kind of though.
Yeah, it blend in.
I still think that's fire.
For him to have a signature shoe under another athlete is still elite.
And for his shoe
to look like that,
because if you look at
some of the other
shoes on the roster,
that damn shirt
don't look like that,
but them are fire.
Nah, he's probably
the best underarmors I've seen.
I ain't even trying
to be funny.
You can wear them with jeans.
You out of pocket.
I ain't going to say
you can wear them with jeans.
D-Fox, I ain't going to
wear them with jeans,
but I'm definitely hooping them.
Yeah, D-Fox not wearing
them with jeans.
He got the lifestyle
off the court shoe for sure.
That's our performance base.
Let's get the money.
Have them unlaced. That ain't swaggy.
Hey, listen. You could get a sweatsuit off with these. For sure.
The denim is tough.
If Dom said you can't wear the
bronze, I don't know if you could do
the D-Fox. I mean,
these more wearable than bronze.
Not
the new bronze. Those Not the new bronze.
Not the new bronze.
Those are the new bronze.
I'm going to rock with those.
I like original designs, though.
I like people getting that shit off.
The new LeBron's is like, ain't nobody trying to bring the new LeBron's, man.
Nah, shout out to De'Aaron Fox, bro.
I fuck with them.
I fuck with these two, bro.
Shout out to the brand, too.
Having your own brand is fire for me.
And you killing it on them.
And your box.
I fuck with the box.
Yeah.
That's hot.
Man, shout out, man.
Hey, listen.
While we was gone,
everybody has requested this.
Kendrick Lamar dropped
a new project.
You know what I'm saying?
Did y'all get a chance
to check it out?
Now you've been on the air.
Yeah, bro.
I like it.
You know what I'm saying?
You still taking some shots,
but I like the,
damn,
turn the TV off
or whatever the hell it's called.
I like that better than Not Like Us.
Damn.
Yeah.
You was early on that.
You never really fucking Not Like Us, though.
And I love Muster.
I speak high on Muster.
But that, to me, to be the production on that is, the transition is better.
Man, the fact that he really started that whole project off going crazy.
The Whacked Out Murals was fucking insane.
It's one of my favorite Kendrick Lamar songs already.
But him doing a hard part six with Drake, tried to diss him on,
and then him doing it over to SWV and giving his version of the Kanye last call
and how the TDE sheet played out and what happened was absolutely fire to me.
I like the song with SZA too.
Oh, yeah.
I'd be bad with names of songs, but that shit go.
Gloria? Yeah. I had a bitch bitch named Gloria I ain't listen to it
I ain't gonna lie
I listen to the first song
that was it
I ain't listen to nothing else
I just think it's fire because
I don't think this is the album we're talking about
he's about to do the Superbowl and a lot of different stuff coming up
in February I don't think this is his album I don't think this is a throwaway because I feel like the production is too. He's about to do the Super Bowl and a lot of different stuff coming up in February. I don't think this is his album. I don't think this
is a throwaway because I feel like the production is too great,
but he's about to end the year off on some
crazy shit. Somebody else got to rap, though.
What you mean?
Kendrick's just taking over. Kendrick damn wrong
that Drake shit. Y'all niggas ain't
rapping? Fuck it, I'll make the album.
Yeah, it's been quiet. And I've seen a lot of other news
and music outlets have been talking recently, like, saying
like, alright, end of the year, you know, typically this is where we get big albums for different people. Like, where it's been quiet. And I've seen a lot of other news and music outlets have been talking recently, like saying, like, all right, end of the year, you know, typically this is where we get big albums
for different people.
Like, where is that?
I don't know when we're going to get a call out.
I'm imagining soon with him doing all the stuff he's doing.
He was probably about to drop.
Damn, Kendrick dropped probably.
Bro, Kendrick, Dan Murray stepped up.
Actually, not Dan Murray.
He did step on Draco, bro.
He stepped on him bad because we just got the warm up, bro, on Apple Music.
We were just talking about going through the classes.
He dropped that on Friday.
We was geeked for that.
And then after that, it was like, yeah, bro, I don't care.
Yeah, one of them got to come out with some new music, though, bro.
The youngsters and the girls is taking over.
I like them real lyricists, the Kendricks, the Drakes, the Coles, the A's, them type of people.
It's kind of spooky now.
Listen.
I think we're going to call out, though.
Before we get started, man,
so I can get in my mode, because I got my
scully on today.
What am I doing?
Let me calm down.
Borbary!
Oh, damn.
She popped up like, what the fuck, Undertaker?
I didn't even sit right there.
Damn, I'll follow what we got
today.
The Freaky Mike. I ain't drinking that.
Right on.
I appreciate it.
Don't worry. We're going to make it a Freaky Mike
drink. You know what?
Actually, I am going to make it a Freaky Mike drink. You know what? Actually, I am going
to indulge.
Shout out to Roman. We're going to let the
Roman dissolve in him.
Well, pause. Now that Mike.
The Freaky Mike getting dissolved in him.
That's freaky, bud.
That ain't freaky.
Is this like the lemon drops we had in Vegas?
Why would you order lemon drops?
I'm still mad at you about that
I think I did order a bunch of dudes lemon drops
I said, can I have the same thing they got last time?
She brought back lemon drops
Why did you take them from her?
I had paid for them before she even bought them. And you served
them to her. I was like, here you go, Brody.
I was like, what the fuck?
How was it handed to you, Jeff?
Because he was like, T.
What do you mean, Al? You was there.
I didn't want to use my memory.
He was like, T.
I was like, what the fuck is this?
I was like, y'all's drinks is right there on the counter.
They was on the bar?
What's in this? The freaking bar. What's in this?
The freaking mic.
What's in here?
Does it say give thanks?
What does it say?
Yeah, because the holidays is coming up.
So y'all cups say I'm thankful for and it's a fun spot.
And then the little things just say give thanks.
All right.
That's a good question to ask today.
What are we thankful for?
Damn.
Or is this the wrong episode?
We should all do that on Wednesday?
We could do this.
The moment is now.
I'm thankful for a lot of shit.
I'm going to be thankful for this Roman
when it kick in.
I'm going to get out of here.
When you said it's the real Roman Reigns,
you are crazy.
No, I'm thankful for the game.
I'm thankful for Club 520.
Bro, the real Romain Reigns.
It's the real Romain Reigns.
Oh, my God. Huh? I don't even think about that. All right. Lil Boosie gave me the idea.
Not the execution.
Before we lose our sponsorship,
what's the ingredients in this drink again?
It's like an Alka-Seltzer.
We have reposado, passion fruit, agave, in this drink again and the Freaky Mike. I'm going to sizzle like an Alka-Seltzer. Dittler.
We have reposado,
passion fruit,
agave,
triple sec,
and a splash of pineapple juice.
We want you.
Okay, turn up.
Yeah.
I'm about to have a good time today.
Ooh.
Mike's sweating.
His Osmo order is safe.
I'll be good.
I'm about to give thanks.
Here's to your Freaky Mike.
Oh, Paul.
Here's to your Paul.
Ha ha ha. give thanks. You ready for your freaky mic? Oh, pause.
You ready for your freaky mic as well?
Mike live a wild life, boy.
Let me find out you used to be a stripper back in the day.
His name is sticking, bro.
Their merch is on the way. When we do the is sticking, bro. Their merch is on the way.
When we do the merch,
the Freaky Mike merch is on the way.
You're the type of nigga that pop out of a cake, for sure.
We got to have a Patreon episode.
They want the origin of Freaky Mike, bro.
They want to know the bike story.
They want to know how you became this man.
We can have a real sit-down.
Facts.
We only get to lie to the story.
We can't tell the real story.
There's a lot of truth in it.
But Sierra
is subscribed to Patreon, so we won't say too much.
Shout out.
This is...
You out of pocket.
You're ridiculous.
Hey, did you see Fred Van Fleet?
Yeah.
Well, we appreciate it. Drink Young Guys.
Unless you want to join the show.
Right on, Bart, we appreciate it. Drink Young God's Tater. Unless you want to join the show. No, I'm just trying to make my exit.
Right on, Bart.
We appreciate you.
Van Fleet out of pocket.
Bro, he's crazy.
Oh, we got to address the first thing, though.
All right, niggas, I was wrong.
Cooper Flagg is fucking 17.
Fuck that nigga.
Yo, lame ass supporters.
I said, I'm about to tweak out like Meek Mill on Twitter.
If somebody else write me being disrespectful, I'm going to go crazy.
But I had a step.
I'm like, you know what?
I play all day.
I joke.
I can't even get mad about this.
Because I'm like, this nigga don't even know what he just said, for real.
And I'm talking about
these people. That's how I know people are dick eaters.
I'm like, y'all are really
repeating this shit.
And the evidence is like right there,
though. Oh, I was so wrong.
It's just right there.
They wrote me, Cooper is 17.
He doesn't turn 18. He told me his birthday
or anything. He leads me his birthday or anything.
He leads our team in every stat.
Then I watch him against everybody in the world.
That's why I said it.
Everybody that watched our show wrote me when they beat Arizona.
And he killed.
Like, you stupid motherfucker.
He said, oh, my God. I was a stupid motherfucker all up until the border.
Until people start really doing their research. They like, damn, be oh my God. I was a stupid motherfucker all up until the border. Until people start really doing their research,
they like, damn,
be hearing my fault.
As soon as we got off air,
the 520 Twitter page was up.
Niggas like, yeah, go look at this Team USA
scrimmage. I was like, aw.
Yeah, my fault.
They thought the show was over.
I'm like, no, it ain't over.
This thing is just wrong right now.
There have been worse arguments
about more serious
I wasn't even
worried about that shit
I was more so
worried about like
this nigga got like
real fans
I get it
but when you're
repeating some shit
that you know
is wrong
cause you love
this nigga so much
it's crazy
I'm like nobody
googled
nobody did nothing
T got stands now
he got the fan base
no he for sure do.
But I'm like, you know, when a nigga is arguing and he going so crazy, it's damn near like
people saying, man, T, are you so good?
It's unbelievable.
Oh, God.
Everybody was like, I am a bunch of niggas saying.
That is the most dick eating shit ever, bro.
It was a bunch of niggas like, nigga, fuck it.
I was riding with you, but you wrong.
I was like, damn, I was about to say it i'm gonna
say loud and wrong i'm gonna tell that nigga on instagram what i'll be here this is what i'll be
here i'm wrong they like why you say i was like first of all i was like nigga we talking about
each other i was like that nigga even they was like you said he passed water to george hill
i said me he don't care about basketball. I don't give a fuck. I said that nigga told me I had cabbage for knees a long time ago.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't care about basketball, y'all.
I didn't like how you said it to B.H.
And I was like.
Also, B.H. got a fan base.
Oh, yeah.
Niggas was on my head.
Don't disrespect B.H.
I was like, damn.
I was like, I said something about hoop and I didn't say he was ugly or something.
They like, it don't matter.
Like, if he hooped, he hooped.
Don't worry about what he did when he played.
I was like, why am I going back and forth with you?
And then all of a sudden,
Julian Newman popped up.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
He talking shit to me.
On behalf of me here,
damn, Julian Newman popped up.
I don't care about basketball, y'all.
I give him shit because he really hooped for real. I don't care about basketball I give him shit cause he really hoop for real
I don't care about no basketball
Now we gotta tell how
The origin story with me and B.Hintz
So they know like it's low cause
He met me talking shit
About basketball
We really got like close like that for real
Well
We did a show with Mac it's coming soon
But I just told that nigga I forgot we was all music Mondays. Yeah. I had a blue challenger. We was all out there talking in the parking lot. And it's just a basketball debate. And I think Brad or somebody might have said something about show. And I'm like, yeah, he's definitely better than Jeff. Wait till my nigga get to the league. And that's how we fucking met.
Like,
that's how we got cool.
Nigga said,
hey,
he's better than you.
Nigga,
fuck.
Who is this nigga? I was like,
who is this nigga?
I heard Shell name.
I'm like,
nah,
we ain't doing that
because Brad and them
and Bubby,
everybody's Bubby.
He's not like that
for real,
bro.
I'm like,
my nigga is going
to the NBA,
bro.
I stopped taking him
to Trimmers for a reason.
And he made it and these niggas end up being best friends once the show came to a end.
That's a fact.
That's a dog bell.
But yeah, he went that show so bad at the damn, what was it, the Goodman?
Yup.
The Goodman game.
That was a lockout year.
That was a crazy game.
You, Z-Bo, EJ, John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins.
Z-Bo was out there so confused.
Like, what's the deal?
What's going on?
He playing super hard.
It's all because of this nigga.
But we got an interview on the tuck for sure, man.
I think we was actually thinking about
dropping that for Thanksgiving.
So that's all right if you bring that up.
I think it'd be a good time to bring that episode out.
For sure.
Back to it for both of y'all.
That's funny as hell, man.
Nah, he...
Like, I know people love Teague.
I get that. I've been around this nigga for over
a decade, but
this post right here,
this is the first time I got
mad. Me and him play
all day. We talk the most shit to each other.
We get out of pocket, but that
shit right there, I ain't gonna lie, y'all, I was pissed.
All these people writing
me, B.E., you a dumb motherfucker.
Jeff Wright, he really be at them games.
I'm like, no, he don't.
When he said, I'm the real A.U. guru.
I was going to go to some game,
but they thinking this nigga go to every EYBL.
That's why I was trolling,
because I know that nigga know A.U.
That's why I said, I'm the real A.U. guru.
You ain't no guru.
I'm the guru.
I'm like, you just look up YouTube.
But that's what I do.
What the fuck is that?
Jeff really be at
all those pizza jams
and everything.
He be on all those
circles.
I said,
when?
Y'all got all this evidence.
Please show me
what this nigga
seen all these niggas watch.
That shit was funny.
I said,
damn.
I know he know about the
person.
We always talk about
hoops,
but God damn.
Niggas be locked in for sure.
But that's funny as hell.
Bro, I'm talking about for real.
Jeff really be at them games.
Nicky a coach.
I said, do you know who he coach?
God damn it.
He don't be at them games.
In his summertime, be booked with practices and summer league and all that other shit.
But it is what it is.
But that made that show, that made that episode kind of lit, though.
It was.
It was a really good episode, too.
520 in the morning, man.
If you haven't checked it out, we on the same shit
like we are here now.
It's up.
Yeah, it's damn near over.
It's up now.
I'm bringing my polo back tomorrow.
I got to get some order around there.
Hey, what made it funny is
whenever y'all have
back and forth,
people start making false narratives
and I seen on Twitter,
we're just like,
I knew it was a reason
why Jeff didn't like
those black forces.
He really hates being here.
I said, God damn, y'all.
They just had to argue with that.
I thought we was beaming
for a long time.
I'll be hyper about the black forces. No, I'll just God damn, y'all. They just had to argue with him. I thought we was beaming for a long time. I'll be hyper
by the Black Force.
No,
I'll just be like,
that's why I don't
read them comments,
but people come to
my mentions,
bro.
I go,
this is crazy.
Why did you
in your way?
I don't know.
I remember one time
on one of his posts
and I told him
I was showing some love
one day,
but I remember
I sent him on his post
one day.
He was dribbling
and I was like, man, I ripped that shit. Like, just talk. You know how we be talking. I'm like, bro, I still showing some love one day. But I remember I sent him on his post one day. He was dribbling. And I was like, man, I'll rip that shit.
Like, just talk.
You know how we be talking.
I'm like, bro, I'll steal that and go dunk that.
A bunch of people commented under it, I guess.
And was just like, oh, Jeff will kill you.
And he wrote back like, you a hating ass old dude.
You weird.
I'm like, damn, nigga.
I just said I'll rip you.
Like, okay. So then he kept going.'ll rip you. Like, damn, okay.
So then he kept going.
I was just like, who cares?
You know what I mean?
I ain't really paying no attention.
So somehow somebody commented again.
He commented like, yeah, he weird or something.
So I was bored that day.
And I was like, nah, man, keep doing your thing.
I seen your stats.
You've been killing.
Oh, Lord.
How old is he? I don't know. His college stats would've been killing oh lord how old is he i don't know college
stats would have been up and down or whatever so then he dm me was like quit being a hater and like
help me i was like oh okay like he started saying like help me and shit so i was like okay cool
but i wasn't really hating it i ain't because i really didn't he said i didn't really know his
stats i just seen the highlights that He had like a college moment.
Yeah, they weren't being too nice to my boy.
I told you.
Everybody started writing me like, this is his stats, this is his stats.
I was like, oh, damn.
Yeah, I was like, damn.
We was trying to keep it a light moment.
I didn't want you to actually read it.
I didn't know that.
So I was like, oh, when I said it, I was like, damn, I ain't going to say nothing. Because they clipped it up.
It's crazy.
He's a child prodigy. I was like, damn, I ain't mean to do nothing. Because they clipped it up. It's crazy. He's a child prodigy.
I was like, damn, I ain't mean to do it.
That's what made me realize the internet was fake with sports, though.
When I seen him, like, really, like, he was killing, but they never showed, like,
like, we be talking about him getting 40, but you lose by 60.
Yeah.
And I didn't realize, like, you would think that he was winning every game,
every camp,
every matchup.
Like,
it's a lot of clips
that wasn't seen for real.
Shout out to him,
though, bro.
You and your daddy.
His daddy was the first
LeVar Ball on some real shit.
Shout out to him
because he's still
doing whatever he's trying to do
to get where he want to go.
He made some paper
off that shit.
Yeah,
like hooping in college.
It ain't an easy thing
like everybody talking shit,
but I mean, he a smaller guy trying to hoop in college. shit. Yeah, like hooping in college, it ain't an easy thing. Like everybody talking shit, but I mean,
he a smaller guy
trying to hoop in college.
It's tough, bro.
So I ain't hating on him.
I got nothing but love for him.
Like, keep doing your thing.
I think it was far
that he was just like,
hey, quit that hate shit,
but actually said,
hey, help me.
Help me, yeah.
That's fine.
You got respect when that is.
I was like, damn.
I wasn't even trying to joke you,
but like,
you was dribbling.
I'm like, nigga,
I ripped that.
Yeah, bro, but if you say that, we'll rip you, but like you was dribbling. I'm like, nigga, I ripped it.
Yeah, bro, but if you say that,
we'll rip you, bro. Listen,
all this sympathy, help, and depression, nigga, go listen to Rod Wave.
Then fuck you.
Give a fuck.
Go listen to Rod Wave. Hey, you hear that?
Let's go. How you gonna talk shit
and then say, nigga, help me?
Nigga, you ain't homeless. We don't even help the
nigga on Michigan Road by the goddamn Chick-fil-A.
We don't know you, nigga.
He's not homeless, apparently.
That's what I'm saying.
We don't gotta go down that road, man.
It's the holidays, bro.
I just hate when you just be talking crazy to the ass for help, bro.
It can't help you.
I'm like, bro, I'm just talking like basketball shit.
That's funny as hell.
Being here also
on Twitter
you came up as a
topic because
of what you said
about Stevie last
week
a new
like
y'all seen the
movie right
haven't y'all
obviously
y'all seen where
he hit the road
Jack when that
song's in
like when it
first came about
he was arguing
with Shorty
and she starts
singing that
they were like
who was worse
between him
and Stevie Wonder
it was just like
for you to be in
an argument with
your girl and create a song.
Me, argument is the coldest shit ever.
No, for sure.
But, you know, I respect Ray J.
I call him Ray J.
They same type of nigga.
Ray Charles.
I respect Ray Charles more.
I like the same type of nigga though.
Because the freaky tails is the same.
They treat women the same fucking way.
Why I respect Ray Charles even more because Jamie Foxx really glued his eyes. Oh, for real?
Yes, bro. Yeah, when he played that role, he
really glued
his eyes. One of the best biopics, for sure, for me.
Yeah, and really learned how to play.
That's probably the best for me. Nah, for sure.
So, I don't know what a nigga that's playing
Stevie gonna do, bro.
Just put these shades up, my nigga, and rock out.
Well, you think Stevie
can see? Because Stevie got so many, nigga, you ain't blind moments.
Nobody ever said that about Ray Charles.
Man, him telling Melo that he was his favorite player to watch is crazy.
How do you even know what Melo looks like, bro?
It's so many.
That's why I don't fuck with Stevie Wonder, bro.
Melo, I remember when you cut your hair.
I don't.
I don't think I did.
Well, that nigga was taking a picture.
Bro, it's my favorite pic ever, bro.
It's my favorite pic ever.
Did y'all see that nigga shooting that free throw?
Bro, yes, bro.
There's so many moments.
The nigga in the car.
He's driving the car.
The 10 drop pic.
Now, granted, that's on the trailer.
So, like, they actually don't drive their car anywhere.
It's, like, stationary.
It's still funny as hell.
What I'm saying, though, Stevie Wonder, bro.
But the picture is crazy. You don't do nothing that to where it's like stationary. It's still funny as hell. What I'm saying though, Steve,
you don't do nothing.
That's blind.
That blind people do bro.
Be blind,
bro.
How you this active?
You know,
most active blind nigga ever.
Why is he taking a picture though?
It's not like no motherfuckers do your hair like that,
but he don't know.
He ain't seen it,
bro.
The motherfucking Kwanzaa bees dangling on them.
I hate that nigga, man. I ain't lyingvie stevie wonder rod you you on thin ice bro my mama hey man he on thin ice it's crazy
i believe stevie love man shout out to stevie i can't wait to get on the podcast
you get stevie tell a nigga you my favorite player? You've never seen
anything sports related, bro.
You telling me you're my favorite player to watch?
Nigga, only tell me I like your music.
No, we not.
Jack said that nigga drove
all this freaky weird ass shit, bro.
I'm nothing, bro. Stevie J,
I mean, Stevie Warner. Is he a real Stevie J?
Nah, Stevie Warner only need to talk about
music, bro. Yo ears work well bro
When they shut your eyes down
Yo ears amplify
I ain't gonna lie
His ears are crazy
Yeah
You feel me
You got stadium ears bro
But
You see anything
I'm asleep
Shout out to Stevie man
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hey we had a wonderful conversation about the players only being on the morning show
but then it came out that paul george did a podcast about the team only meeting to have
with the sixers and everybody was just like if it's one thing for y'all to have
this in the locker room, why the hell would you do a podcast
about it?
Get your content off, man.
The report, they was just like, Paul George
promised he would be more consistent with his podcast.
And the
Philly fans, they started to show their hate now.
Yeah, but I'm saying, do you know anything that he said on
the part? Like, did he address
anything? They kind of went through a little bit of it.
I mean, they didn't, like, spill the beans, though,
because Joel Embiid is still saying,
hey, who the fuck told everybody this information?
I want to know who said that.
But they just kind of went through it.
But they're just like, damn, y'all won two games.
Y'all sitting here having a conversation about a conversation.
Who going to get a fucking bucket?
Yeah, but you got to have them type of meetings with your squad, bro,
if y'all trying to, you know, if y'all not trying to tank.
You got to have them team meetings, bro.
What can we do to get it better?
It might be over with for Philly, bro.
I ain't going to lie.
They have a 4.2 chance to get in the playoffs as of today.
4.2.
I ain't rolling with Philly.
It's quiet over there.
As much money as they spent this offseason, 4.2 is crazy.
How many games do y'all think is before All-Star break?
Yeah, just a guesstimate. We don't got to, like— Well, they're about 13 games in. What's in close to'all think is before All-Star break? You gotta just guess.
We don't gotta like...
Well, they're about 13 games in.
What's in close to their half?
Around 40-ish, maybe.
They probably got like 30.
30?
Maybe 30 games.
Yeah, I don't think they can go.
They can't get 15 of them?
PG out
with that same knee injury.
Shit, 15 ain't enough.
If they starting today
and they get 15,
they with like 2 and 13
or something like that?
Yeah, that's... They gotta get like 20 of them things ain't enough. If they starting today and they get 15, they were like 2 and 13 or something like that.
They got to get like 20 of them things to make something for real
for real. Yeah, shut it down
for the season. That's crazy
bro. When we started this show
this year, we talked about
them being potential.
Y'all told me they wasn't going to be good
though. I knew that. It's too many injury prone
people on one team. Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just speaking out strictly if they was healthy, but I'm like, damn.
Yeah, I remember you said that.
I was like—
You guys still out there.
It's still kind of—
I was like, it's going to be a stretch for all of them to be healthy.
Yeah.
They all tend to be injured.
Like, PG, ever since he got the leg injury, he—
Ever since that OKC year when he was down there in the MVP race,
ever since then, he'd be injury-prone. I know his last year in L.A., he played a lot of games. He got the leg injury. Ever since that OKC year when he was down there in the MVP race,
ever since then, he'd be injury prone.
I know his last year in L.A., he played a lot of games.
But that's contract year.
You know what I mean?
You know how it go.
For sure.
I played 82 my contract year.
And then came to the Crips. Was that a bad business move, though?
For who?
For Philly, though.
Yeah.
As of today, yes, it is.
I mean, when you look at it,
like, right,
I'm talking about before
you knew he was,
you know,
going to be injured.
Would you,
if y'all was the,
whoever makes that call,
would y'all have made that call?
Well, Durham was being thirsty,
realistically,
and this is what happens
when you be thirsty
in any event of life.
They were thirsty
for a notable name
to bring to the team
to help, right?
And wanted to move on
from Tobias.
Like you said,
last episode,
PG was not the first,
second, or third option to go to Philly. So that's not
where they were looking at first. They were trying to get anything
to improve for next year. And that's what they
got. Is Paul George better than Zach Levine?
Right now?
Right now?
Healthy. If both of them were healthy.
No.
Nah. Zach Levine's
younger. Yeah, I was going to say, the only reason I'm saying that is age.
I don't think skill enough, but just because the age.
I mean, the availability for Zach Levine is iffy because he's been playing on Google Teams.
Yeah, he's hurt too a lot.
The thing about Zach Levine, Paul George gives you a two-way threat.
He can score the ball and he can defend.
Not like he used to, but he can still
defend. Zach Levine, zero defense.
Defense, Zach Levine is like Jeff
Teagan defense. They don't exist.
But
Zach Levine, when he play,
you guarantee 20.
I just said that because I was looking
at him. 20 on 20
shots or 20 on 40.
It's going to be 20.
Like now, Paul George sometimes,
he might not get you 20.
He might hit the side of the backboard,
whatever it might be.
Zach Levine is going to get 20.
It might not be the prettiest.
It's going to be 20.
So if you needed a definite 20,
I probably would have gone with Zach Levine.
But Paul George fit Philly way more, though.
Because he played both sides of the ball.
If you look at that playoff experience, I know PG get a lot of flack for the playoffs.
But we've also seen PG play well in the playoffs, too.
So if you're a team at that situation, they probably thinking,
all right, at least I know what he going to give me next to these people.
I can deal with that.
Zach Levine is like, I don't know what he going to give us in the playoffs.
I don't know if PG is a, well, and LA became a complimentary player,
but I don't know if he compliments
Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey very well.
Damn, I don't even think we've got a chance
to even see if we could even prove that or not.
I agree with you from base off theory for sure,
but I'm just like, damn,
could we even get a chance to see if it work or not?
I think what made Paul George great is when he got the ball in his hand.
He started doing pick and rolls, and he gets the dribble come off.
And it's like, yeah, with Tyrese Maxey,
you kind of become a catch-and-shoot player, which he can do well.
I think Zach Levine does it a little better.
He's a catch-and-shoot three-point specialist more than PG.
But I love seeing PG with the ball in his hand
or coming off screens like designated plays for him.
And they could do that.
They just ain't having a chance to do it.
But I don't know if he just fits.
I feel like Philly is just like a grimy, gutter kind of team.
And that's PG back when he used to be with the blue-collar Pacers shit.
I don't know if he that right now.
Yeah, PG in his later ages probably a little bit more finesse.
Finesse and chill. And what's so crazy is now, like, PG and his later ages probably a little bit more finesse. Finesse and chill.
And what's so crazy is now,
like, man,
they never got the rookie of the year, bro.
Like y'all said earlier,
that backcourt,
they might can say Philly season
that they gonna do well,
but the fact that they gonna look
like stars together,
they just gonna rock out
and then see what you got going
into next year.
I mean, Jeff,
Jeff Carter,
I always liked Jerry McCain's game, though.
But I didn't know he was gonna be that type of spark, of spark to help the nation to play him earlier than they should have.
But that 30-piece, I'm a rookie of the year, that's fire.
I fuck with that.
Did they win that game?
Probably not, bro.
No.
I know we're going to talk about it in the morning, but LaMelo, I'm going to give you your props.
Yeah.
I like LaMelo.
I like LaMelo. I like LaMelo.
Did y'all see what he did to Giannis?
Funny salesman voice.
Did y'all see what he did to him, bro?
But I told y'all about Milwaukee.
Top five.
They back.
The Bucs are back.
Low.
I know we're going to talk about it tomorrow, but the Bucs are back.
And I'm going to say something right now.
I ain't got nothing but love for the city of Milwaukee because the Bucs,
y'all done paid for my shoes this weekend.
Shout out to DraftKings, Dame Malila.
We locked in, twin.
That boy covered for me.
Well, I'm the first to tell you Milwaukee does not fuck with you.
That's cool.
That's a fact.
That's fine.
We will not do a 520 show in Milwaukee.
That's fine.
If you're there.
They do not fuck with you.
Because the day that they don't cover again is back to hate.
So don't even worry about it.
Y'all parlay away from me going back to the hate.
Philly fans and Milwaukee fans
write me about your ass all
the time, bro. They not fucking with us.
Good. They hate DJ.
Atlanta low-key on offense.
No, I'm good in Atlanta. On the right side of Atlanta, though.
See?
There you go. Shout to Midtown.
No, no shit. That's the worst. DJ gonna start saying this in Savannah. see there you go shout out to Midtown no no
shut that up
that's the worst
that's the worst
he's gonna start
saying this
Savannah
he gotta be out there
with Nero
I ain't gonna say that
no no
I ain't gonna say that
I ain't gonna say that
but not LaMelo
what's up out there
more than LaMelo
oh my god
he filthy
he was light bro
6 APG
he filthy bro
I ain't gonna
and you know what's crazy I thought about you cause Youngs don't be giving niggas credit he show love 50 was light, bro. Six APG. Yeah, he filthy, bro. I ain't gonna...
And you know what's crazy?
I thought about you
because Young's don't be
giving niggas credit.
He show love after that.
I said, oh,
let's keep an eye on that.
Yeah, bro.
He tried to go already
and it got spooky.
I ain't gonna...
We gonna talk about it in the morning.
I'm gonna get with Derrick.
What else happened in the world?
Because that's gonna be great
for the morning
because I was like,
they'll be here.
The last two years,
you done caused some shit and I'm like, man. I tell niggas all, great for the morning. The last two years, you done called some shit.
I tell niggas, this is the thing.
Y'all niggas really watch
basketball way more
than me, bro. I swear to God y'all do.
But I got a knack
for who called, bro.
Shea. I called Shea
career early. Clipper.
Anthony Edwards. Before he even got drafted.
Niggas didn't even know.
Only thing I didn't know is that he stayed with
Josh and them back in the day. Fucking with
Shea, I saw him.
Who else, nigga? I called Golden State
that first championship. My nigga
Wag, hey good, they all on wax. I called
that shit, bro. So y'all like the
X's and O's. And y'all watch basketball too, but
I don't know, bro. I'd just be having a...
I was going to go with the OKC shit
last year, you said.
Oh, yeah. When we first started this? Yeah, you was like,
them young boys are going to be nice. And I was not
rolling. I was not.
And then they became number one in the
West. I said, damn, he called that.
And then this year, you like LaMelo.
What'd you say? Comeback player? Or you said Lonzo was comeback player, but LaMelo... I said comeback. That nigga still hurt, bro. I said LaM called it and then this year you like LaMelo what you say comeback player or you said Lonzo
was comeback player but LaMelo
that nigga still hurt but I said LaMelo is a top 5
PG dead or alive nigga right now
you said that yeah
and I was like nah not right now
nah that nigga
that nigga top 5
that nigga number 2
the only reason why I do say that is because
they let him do
whatever, bro.
They're like, hey, you for real, like,
him and Brandon Miller?
And they be fucking hooping. Yes, bro.
They let them niggas do whatever. And I know niggas wanna
win, like, you know, but
I know somebody called them losers and shit
that bro know, but
I feel like they be trying to get a dub.
They be trying to get a dub, though. I feel like they be trying to get a dub, though.
I feel like they do try to get a dub.
But LaMelo, he a dog, bro.
You sign me for $200 million, I'm going to show you why I earned this $200 million.
It's more than $200, too.
No, but I'm just saying, though, $200 plus, like him and Tyrese Maxey, I ain't trying to, I mean.
Halliburton.
Halliburton.
I ain't trying to disrespect him or nothing.
It's just two different type of niggas, bro.
Yeah.
We had that debate
Who was better
Between them two
And today you got us
At LaMelo right now
Nah it's just the way
They play like
If you switch it big
On LaMelo
Like Austin Rivers
He said it
One time
I was watching
His little podcast
Not little
No disrespect
But I was watching
His podcast
And he was talking
About people being able
To get in they bag
And he was like
Tyrese
Halliburton don't have a bag.
I'm like, damn, he might be right.
No disrespect to Tyrese, but it's just the way he play the game.
It's not the same way as like LaMelo play the game.
Yeah, his one-on-one isolation is not the same as Melo at all.
Nah, you're not switching no big on Melo.
But as far as facilitation, I'm going to still take Tyrese as far as the aspect
because he can still dominate the game with assists.
But from a scoring standpoint, bro,
he can't score 50
like Melo just did.
And if he can,
we haven't seen it.
I've seen him score
at a high level,
but that 50,
I bet money on that game.
I watched that Melo
have three points
going into that second corner
and then I was like,
all right, cool.
I had one parlay
and he was under 29 and a half.
I'm in third quarter,
he ain't there yet.
He double digits.
I just looked,
I turned back around from dinner and said, God damn, he got 29? He went crazy'm in third quarter. He ain't there yet. He double digits. I just look. I turn back around from dinner
and say,
God damn,
he got 29?
He went crazy in the third quarter, bro.
I don't know if Halliburton
can facilitate better than Lomelo, bro.
He can.
I'm in trouble with that.
I was going to say,
I don't know.
I've seen it happen in the playoffs.
Lomelo has just as good as...
I'm not questioning
the capabilities.
He didn't pass better
than his brother, bro.
No, you got Lonzo fucked up.
Nah, bro. Lonzo fucked up. Nah, bro.
Lonzo.
Austin.
The thing about Lonzo and LaMelo, LaMelo is more of a bucket getter.
For sure.
I can facilitate.
Like, Lonzo only facilitates.
Yeah.
So, like, even when he get into the bucket, he looking for a pass.
Like, LaMelo's an overall just better player than Lonzo.
Yeah.
Lonzo is like a utility guy. I play defense. I can pass. I can shoot. LaMelo's an overall just better player than Lonzo. Yeah. Lonzo's like a utility guy.
I play defense.
I can pass.
I can shoot.
LaMelo, bro, I ain't going to lie, bro.
I think it did on YouTube, bro, him passing the ball.
No, he can pass.
I'm not questioning that at all.
I'll just say it compared to Tyrese.
He can pass just as good as Tyrese, bro.
Got to see it in the playoffs.
I mean, that's the only difference.
He been with Charlotte, who's been in a bad organization for the last couple of years.
Tyrese got blessed to come to Indiana because he was in SAC.
He got a defensive player of the year candidate.
You got a Pascal Siakam type nigga.
He got blessed.
Yeah, bro.
Who got a defensive player of the year on their team?
I'm just saying.
Miles Turner.
Miles Turner. He averaged three or four blocks. Who got a defensive player of the year on their team? I'm just saying, like, I'm... Miles Turner. Miles Turner, bro.
He averaged...
Didn't he average, like, three or four blocks?
Last year, he was in a run.
He should have been in a run.
A couple years ago, yeah, he was going crazy.
Last year, he should have been in a run, too.
I'm just saying, bro.
I'm just...
It's hard playing in Charlotte, bro.
You come to a well-oiled, decent machine.
Tyrese got, like you said...
Indiana's never bad.
Too shy.
Even they bad years or playoffs. We middle of the pack. Yeah, like, playoffs. Like, when I was here like you said, got good. Indiana's never bad. Even they bad years
or playoffs.
Like when I was here, it was a bad year
and we made the playoffs.
Which is crazy.
Charlotte, we was 41-41.
Them little dirty niggas, they're who, bro?
Hey, listen, you know how I feel about
the Hornets. I ain't gonna do too much. You know, I'll fuck with the
Charlotte Hornets. But the Melo killing, man.
Y'all show respect to that for sure.
I want to go back to that Fred Van Flea shit. How much
do you think he getting fined for that? Because he didn't remember.
He getting suspended again. He getting suspended again?
For sure. Did he not
punch him? No, he got his finger
in one, the first view, it's like
that. It looked like he snuffed that nigga a little
bit, but it just shows he got close
to his face. He going to get suspended.
What happened though, y'all?
He was unhappy about a call.
He said, fuck you.
You was a bitch.
You was a bitch.
Oh, that's what it was about a call.
He did the Joe King.
Yeah.
But them refs, bro,
and I'm not saying what Fred did was right,
but I think for a motherfucker to go that far,
the ref's probably out of pocket, bro.
But Fred be on that, though.
If you've seen Fred history, he don't talk shit in the postcard about a of pocket, bro. But Fred be on that, though. If you've seen Fred history,
he'll talk shit in the postcard about a ref.
No problem. Yeah, but I mean, he
kind of went in on him. No, he crashed out.
They said in the 100K, you think you're going to get a game
suspension for that? Y'all have the same refs every year,
right? Damn near? Yeah, yeah.
Most of the year. Yeah, so they probably come up here.
Yeah, it's like they're co-workers, bro.
Nah, that's the thing, though.
Refs is like
a gang. They're going to
stick together. So, whoever he cussed
out, all them
three, they're going to report that and
they're a gang. So, the next ref's
not going to fuck with him. You know what I mean?
Iverson even said it.
Or you go watch a Tim Donahue shit.
They tell you if you cussed out a
ref or did something wrong to a ref,
they'll report it and all the refs going to talk.
And the next ref going to fuck you, whatever that pause.
But they're going to do something to you the next game.
Yeah.
Like whatever it is, they might give you a quick tag.
They might whatever.
So they're going to talk about this.
And he probably don't get no calls for a good month.
That's crazy.
He going to be shitty.
Damn, man.
I told you to want to hate cp scott foster
but scott foster used to walk in but he controlled a lot man when i got when i cussed him out
man he was a bitch i said something man you call a fucking foul you dumbass motherfucker i did
something no i was done after that nigga i've never got a foul call from Scott Foster ever again, bro.
I swear to God.
He never called foul for me ever again.
That's a real fraternity.
I wouldn't even talk to him.
Like, I get fouls.
I just walk down the court.
It's over with.
That's crazy.
And that was my second take of my life.
Like, the first one was with Sebastian Telfair, and he was my second.
That's crazy, bro.
I didn't know the refs really be on that type of time. But I'm like, damn, and he was my second. That's crazy, bro. I didn't know the refs
really be on that type of time,
but I'm like,
damn, how he talked to him.
And I know Rasheed Wallace
and Ron Archess,
they didn't have
they run hands,
but that looked
a little different, bro.
Yeah, that was...
I was like, bro,
yeah, he was a bitch.
That's like some
in the club type shit, bro.
Yeah, he treated him like...
He treated like
he owed him some money, bro.
Yeah, that was
a little different. That shit gonna hurt for a minute, Paul. It's like he owed him some money, bro. Yeah, that was a little different.
That shit going to hurt for a minute, Paul.
He going to...
So that's a half a mil?
I don't know.
If it's a game check, you know, please get cashed out.
He definitely losing $200,000 for sure if he gets suspended again.
At least that minimum.
God, I don't...
Man, listen, I understand niggas can afford it,
but it ain't nobody that i hate that
much and i'm trying to lose 254 bro fuck that call you don't be thinking about it in the heat
of moment like mellow saying what he said and got fined 100 bands i ain't gonna lie when you when
you don't see it it don't hit you as bad like when they just take it out your check you don't even
you know i mean it don't hit you like i just didn't have that money but like when they just take it out your check you don't even you know what I mean
it don't hit you like
oh I just didn't have that money
but like
when you look at your checks
like cause he been getting paid
and you see
you know what you get
every two weeks
right
for the most part
and that second two weeks now
when he get it
and you see that
200,000 missing
he gonna feel that
he might not feel it
but he gonna be like
man
stupid ass.
I don't even know why I even talk to these niggas.
Don't even look at the account that way, bro.
That's crazy.
That might just be a comma on a paycheck.
But 200, look.
I always wonder who spent the most money in the NBA on text.
Rasheed Wallace.
Yeah, had to.
Damn.
And Draymond Green.
Y'all said Draymond is.
He's showing.
He's itching his way to the top.
You think he's in the millions?
I think
Metal World Peace
got the most with the fines.
Millions?
He missed the whole year
down there.
If you count nothing,
yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But outside of that,
if you just,
people just pick up sex.
Just text, though.
Yeah.
Shit, Draymond.
I know DeMarcus used to have a lot.
Dwight used to get held text, too.
Is it fine by the NBA
or y'all want to know
just specifically text? Just, I want to know specifically text. Just text. fine by the NBA or y'all want to know just specifically text?
I want to know specifically text.
Just text. I know NBA fines a little bit different.
Ben Simmons has the most in fines.
Ben Simmons?
Yeah, because he didn't play.
19 million.
Yeah, when he sat.
He gave away 19 million dollars.
Oh, that nigga better start making layups.
Wallace has been fined the most times.
He's been eight fines for a total $205,000
That ain't shit
So all of Rishi's career for every fee he got in one night
No no no no no
It's gotta be worse than that
That's not current
You said 8 texts was the most
That nigga got 8 texts in 2 weeks
This ain't for texts
$19 million Ben Simmons Yeah cause he didn't play fine the most time. That nigga ain't texting in two weeks. This ain't for texting.
$19 million Ben Simmons?
Yeah, because he didn't play.
But I thought y'all... He had to get some of that back. There's no way he gave it back.
I thought y'all said something about his
mental health and all that other shit.
Yeah, I know he got some of that back. That can't
be right. That's why he had mental health.
He lost 19 M's. Michael asked
Jeeves.
Because ain't no way that boy gave
up no 19 million dollars.
There had to be some recollection.
There had to be something happened with that. He couldn't do that. He papered up
though.
Him not taking that layup, him
smoking that layup like that is crazy.
He trying to get kicked out of the league, though.
I'm convinced now.
We had a conversation. I don't think there's another world where he gets on another team unless he league, y'all. I'm convinced now. We had a conversation.
I don't think there's another world where he gets on another team unless he cleans up his active shit.
I'm really convinced he's trying to get out of the league, y'all.
The way he missed that layup right there.
He probably done with basketball.
I ain't going to say he done because obviously he's still getting the game,
so he can get picked up on a minimum.
Ben Simmons on a minimum contract is a good player.
Like, when you got no expectations for him, he's going to be a good
player. He's going to steal Hoop from the league.
It's just crazy that at this
point, we're now asking a former number one pick
to be best case scenario like Kyle
Anderson, which is crazy. Kyle
Anderson's a hooper. I'm not disrespecting him at all. He's cold.
Come on, bro.
I get praise
for my highs. That's one of my lows right
there. I just speak high on Ben.
Boy, after you seen the documentary, he was just like, get this money, book basketball.
But I'm saying, though, like, that's what—
LSU days.
But he came into the NBA, he was a killer.
He was.
He turned into a premier defender, could go to all five positions.
I almost bought a jersey, bro.
Bro.
I was a big believer in being early, but like i said that mental health shit is for real
gotta be like it has to be something that's great like i don't know how you go from that
like he was up there like perennial all-star he was cold bro the process bro he solidified the
process yeah dating the kardashians like he was lit into like i ain't saying he still ain't lit. I don't know his life.
Probably off the court, but I'm just
saying on the court, you was dating the Kardashians
and still killing. Nobody
was doing that. Not too many people do that.
Chris Humphries, Reggie Bush,
Rashad McCants.
The list goes on, bro.
You the only one that prevailed at that time.
Like, for real.
He beat the curse.
But it came back. I don for real. He beat the curse. Yeah.
I don't know if he beat it.
I don't know if he came back to haunt him.
Like,
oh,
he thought you were doing well.
Yeah.
Cause that,
that is,
I don't know what happened.
Bro,
they got my nigga like Charles Barkley in Space Jam,
bro.
When he went to the park,
man.
Give him my powers back.
Cause seriously,
watch him miss that layup the other day.
I said,
yeah,
he trying to get kicked out of the NBA.
He smoked the shit out of that.
Yeah, ain't no way. He literally put it on
the glass. He just... He blocked his own shot.
He's still a capable player. I just don't know.
He just had 10 assists off the bench a couple nights ago.
I don't know what's going on. He might just...
I don't know shit. I don't even
care. Give us a little bit.
Do your thing. You see they said Cam Thomas
is possible. You know what I'm saying?
Open for offers for Cam.
They don't want a family.
I think y'all want him to go. Where would y'all put him at?
If y'all was a team, what team would y'all
pick him up on? We talk about
a bona fide scorer who can come off a bench
for any team and give them what they need.
I think any of the few contenders you can see right now
need that. Teams who have
a problem scoring the basketball,
Timberwolves maybe. They might get in the way of some of their wings you can see right now need that. Teams who have a problem scoring the basketball, Timberwolves maybe.
They might get in the way of some of their wings
if they move deep in Shinzo.
You have a time like that.
He scored too much to be on the Timberwolves.
Too much of a flow?
Yeah, he gone.
Does Atlanta need a score?
Does Washington need a score?
Washington who?
Wizards.
They are a 10, 11 game losing streak.
I'm just saying.
Shout out to Jordan Poole though.
He be hooping.
I told y'all that's another one of mine.
Shout out to JP.
Is that me, bro?
I wish we could get you on the show one day.
You funny.
I want to talk to you, man.
I want to pick your brain, man.
I got some questions.
I fuck with JP.
Yeah, I want to pick his brain.
He's maneuvering in the NBA way different than a lot of people, bro.
Than a lot of people. But Cam Thomas, I don I don't know bro I don't know where he can go
I wouldn't be mad
to see him in like San Antonio
like San Antonio need
a guy like him off the bench
for their process
the dude they get buckets
they got Vessel
he's their premier two guard but I think Cam Thomas could be their sixth man they get buckets. They got Vessel. What's his name? Vessel. Yeah, whatever. He's their premier two guard,
but I think Cam Thomas
could be their sixth man.
They get straight buckets.
Cam, Trae Young,
and your boy.
We elite.
That's a hell of a...
I'm going to tell you right now,
that lineup,
whenever they start,
Cam Thomas...
No, no, Cam got to come off the bench.
When they start...
No, no, no. What's the seven-footer over there? Seven-six? Wimby. No, no. Cam got to come off the bench. When they start. No, no, no.
What's the seven footer over there?
Seven cents.
Wimby.
Wimby.
When they got Trey Young, Vassell, Wimby.
All right.
Then Cam Thomas.
No, no.
I want Trey and Cam Thomas at the one to two.
No, no, no.
Fuck basketball.
Take turns.
No, no, no.
Cam, they six, man.
He there.
Jamal Crawford.
That'd be crazy.
That ain't a bad team. Milwaukee definitely could use him, no. Cam, they six men. He did a Jamal Crawford. That would be crazy. That ain't a bad team.
Milwaukee definitely could use him, too.
Especially how they playing.
They could definitely use a Cam Thomas.
Just a hex back off the bench.
I think they need Jordan Clarkson.
I can see that.
Cam is, he can get, but Cam is straight buckets.
Like, Jordan Clarkson can make plays a little bit.
Like, Cam is straight.
And he played with superstars.
Yeah, Cam is straight 30.
I don't care who on the floor, who on my team.
I'm getting 30.
Jordan Clarkson can make plays too.
So I think they need him.
Yeah, he's a better two-way player.
Cam just won't.
He and Anthony Morrow.
Get these FGA's up.
Yeah, I just want to shoot it.
I think Morrow.
Like, I'm just here to score 20 points. You know, it's crazy. Shout, I just want to show it. George Crawford. All these are just, man,
I'm just here to score 20 points.
You know what's crazy?
Shout out to Anthony Morrow, bro.
He was ahead of his time.
If he'd have been around
in the NBA,
where everybody could just shoot three.
I got so many stories, bro.
Yeah, he tapped in.
We got to pull up
and show all that rock with him, bro.
Anthony Morrow was in the NBA right now.
He'd be worth about 100 million.
Bro, the way that he shot
the basketball at that time,
especially with it being
okay to do now.
He got some unbelievable
games
what's the white kid
from uh
Boston
Hauser
yeah Sam Hauser
I see Anthony Moreau
Anthony Moreau is two times
the player he is
no offense to Sam Hauser
but like Anthony Moreau
is a better basketball player
Lee Berner
and he probably
shoot the ball better than him
and
he's just bad timing
just bad timing
J.R. Smith was a big influence
for sure for sure.
For sure.
Hey, man.
I don't know if y'all seen this, but the NBA
came out with reports basically saying
to help some of the players who was dealing with theft
to go get dogs
after the Bobby Porter's report and the Mike Conley
situation. Mike Conley, somebody have the mic?
Apparently, yeah. Some people got into the crib
in Minnesota. What you getting a dog
for? That was what fucked
me up. I was just like, so not an alarm system.
Not anything. They said alarm system too.
Yeah, but the dogs is crazy.
Don't let me get a dog, bro.
We might need a dog.
I heard a key rattle.
I thought
you was the fuck home.
I'm over to my car now
Yeah you over there rattling keys and shit
Being about the greater dog like Martin
What's in here a peach
I'm a fuck a Georgia peach
You hear me
I'm my mama, yo, Chris Brown.
Another one.
On me.
Why everybody keep saying Barbie need to be a part of the podcast?
Somebody wrote me and was like,
all right, I like y'all show,
but it got even better
when Barbie became part of it.
Yeah.
I said, relax.
Motherfucker's staring at Barbie
a little too hard.
Hey, Purge.
Hey, there's people still in the comments
saying, where's Kiki?
So, there's that.
Don't worry, we bringing an old butch on here.
We'll get a young
and made look like to bring us some
beers.
There we go.
Let's go, man.
How she gonna open it?
Bite the side of him.
What a Jeff Restless.
What a Jeff Restless.
Speaking of wrestlers,
where's Jamie?
Did Jamie get the Royal Rumble tickets?
I was out of town, bro.
I need
six tickets.
I need four of myself.
I think you put the number in chat, didn't you?
It says six, so I asked for six.
I asked for names.
I need me,
Mark, Keith
and
Carter
that's three I need
and then Malcolm
say he going
cause he wanna see
John Cena
for the last time
damn what's up
what are you sick or something
he retired
his last name
you know how you have
to send nicks
to the NBA finals
on they last legs
who they sent
who they sent this year
Hubie Brown Hubie last year bro sitting this year? Hubie Brown?
Hubie last year, bro. Shout out to Hubie
Brown. I swear to God, Hubie Brown, my
favorite announcer. Legend, bro. Legend. I fuck with Hubie
Brown. I learned a lot of basketball
from Hubie Brown, no cap. Nah, for real.
When I went to five-star camp, Hubie Brown was there, bro.
He was one of my instructors, bro.
That's a fact, though.
That's a fact. Was your five-star basketball camp outside
and inside robert morris college in pittsburgh my mom said he used to have it outside
yeah it was outside damn shout out to hugie man i don't think they went to robert morris
no kevin durant was there uh uh he was at camp with Kevin Durant how many buckets did you score
did you score at this camp
nah KD was in a different all-star game
was KD there
I gotta ask sauce it was some other top
nigga what's my nigga that went to 49
damn I can't remember his name
Urban Walker
it was before yeah that's how you know Urban Walker nah it was before
that's how you got it
he said
he was a lefty
he was cold
he was ranked early
I gotta tap in
with my guy Sauce
shout out to Sauce
yeah
we met a lot of niggas
from DC Assault
a lot of niggas
that play with B's
hold on
that left hand nigga
went to Florida
yeah it was back in the day
I can't remember his name
he just wrote me on
I said I said his
name on one of our old old
pods though when we was at your house
he wrote me on there I was like bro thank you for showing me love
bro left he was a killer
damn
Busy League though
respect he had a pocket
for laughing at my journey
now I'm just trying to
picture you and KD
at Fox Store.
Bro, it's tears, bro.
It's tears.
So you,
if it was three courts,
what court would you go?
So it was the A court,
B court, C court?
I'm on my mom's on B court.
That's a fact.
Like, I got the men's league.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was in safety.
I was on the B court for sure.
I'm not going to stunt.
He played on the Robert Morris official court. I was on the B court for sure. I'm not going to stunt. He played on the Robert Morris
official court.
I was on that practice court.
I was on that practice court.
Yeah.
Danielle Marshall's nephew was with us.
I can't remember his nigga's name.
Donnell Mack. Shout out to my nigga Donnell Mack.
Swear to God he was there the year.
He was on the B court, wasn't he?
No, Donnell Mack was on the A court.
A court. 6' A-court.
So,
6'5 dog lefty
went to Florida.
We know anybody
that would have been
on the B-court,
weren't you?
Nah,
because I played
with a bunch of niggas
that were just,
we was trench babies.
But they was good,
though.
A lot of niggas
that played with DCSO
was good.
A lot of niggas
from that PG County
was definitely solid out there.
They got some hoopers
out there.
Yeah, for sure. You know, they're going to be in the comments waiting to look up that shit, for sure. Don't know Mac. A lot of niggas from that PG County was definitely solid out there. They got some hoopers out there. Yeah.
For sure.
You know, they're going to be in the comments
waiting to look up that shit for sure.
Don't know Mac.
That's my nigga name.
Listen.
Yeah, he went to Memphis.
Then he went to Florida.
Right on.
Damn.
I love the fruit.
The forbidden fruit.
That's a Kendrick song.
Me and my bitch.
Damn.
Take it down to the garden.
We ain't had a call
in Kendrick's house since then,
which is crazy.
Before we get out here,
I want to ask y'all,
y'all think Kendrick's
shooting a call?
What'd he say?
The only person who
congratulated me about
the Super Bowl was Nas.
What, do niggas just send out text threads when niggas get picked for the Super Bowl?
I think Kendrick's just trolling.
He's like, man,
one of y'all niggas say something,
make it fun.
What y'all think about him going at Wayne?
I think he out of pocket.
But I get it for the sport.
I don't think Wayne really want that.
Wayne don't.
And I hope he doesn't.
DJ said that.
I pray he doesn't. Wayne don't think Wayne really want that. Wayne don't. And I hope he doesn't. DJ said that. I pray he doesn't.
Wayne don't.
I love Wayne.
And I was talking
to somebody earlier
about Wayne
who was debating
the Carters
and all that stuff.
But I don't think
he want to argue
with Kendrick right now.
Listen,
I love Lil Wayne.
He's my second favorite
rapper of all time.
But Wayne has never
really battled anyone.
Him going back at Jay
on those songs
is him doing freestyles
and what he does best.
What he said was still tight, though.
Of course, bro.
The Run This Town freestyle,
bro, he had some...
Oh, my God.
That's my...
Bro, that's one of...
Come on.
Show me what you got freestyle.
Those are amazing bodies of work, bro.
Run This Town real quick,
because that shit...
Run This Town is crazy.
Yeah.
This is how...
This is like...
I know we joke about basketball and all that shit, but
like a nigga that can shoot, like Dale Curry can still shoot a basketball, bro.
For sure, bro.
But he can't out-shoot Steph.
I don't think it's that far away, though.
Oh, it is.
I think.
It is.
I think it's that far away.
I don't think it's, you think it's Dale Curry to Steph Curry?
You, y'all both was elite. In rap? Y'all both was elite at y'all. I Curry to Steph Curry? Y'all both was elite.
Y'all both was elite at y'all time.
I get what you saying.
Y'all both was elite at y'all time.
Wayne's still elite,
but Wayne elite on some G shit.
Like OG shit.
When he get on a nigga's track,
it's like,
Wayne still got it.
Kendrick like,
burying niggas.
I buried Joe Youngin.
I buried Joe Youngin. Like,
I buried Joe Youngin.
I'm not mad at you for that.
You know what I mean? Like,
you came to shoot with me.
And I spared you
because you were
one of my idols.
Yeah,
I spared you.
Don't make me do this.
Yeah,
don't make me.
I don't want to see that,
bro.
This motherfucker drink,
Malcolm.
Barby,
I'm going to kick y'all ass.
Motherfucker. Hey, y'all know how long I was
paused. This is so crazy. But
Friday, Saturday, I was thirsty
to do a podcast.
I was like, yo, we got a podcast, bro.
Because y'all niggas is funny, bro.
Y'all my therapy, bro.
Nah, but back... This is crazy.
But you know what's crazy?
Watching my nephew drink an alcoholic beverage i know man but he was doing it way before we even thought about it malcolm been
rolling blunts since he was 13 bro at least he always have a drink of age
hey what's crazy i thought about you bro i was scrolling through my timeline i see somebody had
a little kickback i ain't gonna say their name the table, I seen a bottle of Casamigos.
And next to it, I seen a bottle of Mad Dog 2020.
I said, I don't know what type of party they having.
But ain't nobody going home safe.
Nah, it's going to be good.
You can mix it, though.
Brother.
You can, bro.
With Casamigos?
Yeah, you're supposed to really put Mad Dog.
You're supposed to, like, when you make mixed drinks.
Yeah, calm.
A malt liquor liquor but you put
like sherbet ice cream
this is a baby shower drink
you put sherbet ice
cream you put
the blue mad dog 2020
and a premium liquor on top
of it it's the same shit
bro I
feel like
that's some old school shit though.
There's a kid named Todd Walker
went to school with me.
You know how you're younger
and you try to like
show the niggas you
I didn't drink in college
so I thought the shit was goofy.
I watched this nigga drink
three Mad Dog 2020s niggas.
A blue one,
an orange one,
and they got a yellow one, right?
They got a sword fight.
They're rare too.
He drunk three of them joints.
I tell you, this nigga made me not want to drink liquor ever again.
This nigga was throwing up for two days.
He on his official visit.
He was throwing up for two days.
Like, what are you like?
Oh, this was y'all going in a way?
Nah, so I was.
You older than Tyler.
Yeah, I'm a freshman.
So he was coming on his official visit.
He had committed to us.
He was on his official visit.
So niggas take him out.
And we go to one of the seniors' house like y'all be drinking there's some girls over
there yeah college shit they got mad dog 2020 i ain't drink i was in a corner somewhere not
saying shit being weird ty like yeah i drink all this shit i'm like damn all right he's seven
foot i'm like go crazy my nigga like i don't know. I don't care. I don't even know you.
Fuck, I don't drink.
This shit tastes like Kool-Aid.
They like drink on Teague. I'm like,
hell nah. I don't drink.
I don't drink. Nigga, I swear that guy, he drunk three of them bitches. Next thing you know,
that nigga was throwing up for two days.
Damn.
He can't do nothing on his official visit.
Is Todd Walker still living?
We haven't heard him since that performance.
Yeah, because on some real shit, bro, you ain't.
That's supposed to be damn near.
He had alcohol poisoning for sure.
Bro, why knows?
You don't abuse Ma like that.
Why knows Pesto's?
It might not even be Ma liquor.
I'm probably making that up, but I don't think it's a wine.
Oh, my, my, my.
It is, bro.
It's a wine?
Oh, okay. Well, yeah. It's a wine? Oh, okay.
Well, yeah.
It's on the shelf at Village Pantry, so that's to let you know you shouldn't be facing it.
My nigga was throwing up for two days, bro.
I swear to God.
What's the worst liquor y'all ever had?
Oh, my first drink?
What?
Oh, no.
I would never have a Banana 99 sponsor on this motherfucker.
Y'all are through.
That was one of the worst. My first drink I ever had
made for me was Dean's Blue Drink at Everclear.
And we was around the hoes that night when I had that.
Everclear and Dean's Blue Drink, bro.
First thing I ever drank was
Hypnotic.
That nigga's fancy. He
drunk liquor when he had a little paper.
That was different.
Yeah, I didn't drink until I was of age. Us having that Banana 99. Shout out to IU. see he drunk liquor when he had a little paper that's different yeah
us having that bananas night
shout out to IU that was what
A to Z wasn't it A to Z
IU if you know you know beginning of the year
me and him pulled up thought we was on a different type of
time and grabbed a fifth
we came back from A to Z I fell asleep on that shot
said Greg I got nothing
for you boy unless you suck this motherfucking gummy
worm and get him to this motherfucker Chico Stick.
It's all.
We thought.
All this stuff.
Grave and layer and cuddle.
That motherfucker liquor kicking my ass right now.
Nigga, I was hanging out with you when I first drank hypnotic.
Yeah.
I remember, nigga,
you had some buddy.
I remember
White Remy came out
and I sort of got, I don't know how big it was.
I'm from here, but it wasn't big like it was
in Atlanta. Niggas popping
White Remy in Atlanta, bro, was everything, bro.
The bottle was beautiful.
I felt them niggas brought that. I feel like you and Lou
and them brought that shit up to nap, for real.
Yeah, we was clowning with the white rimmy, bro.
I told you, bro. I'll never forget, bro, what you did
for your birthday, bro, at Sensu
with the unlimited white rimmy.
Niggas was waking up in a park garage.
I need to find that.
Yo, let's bring it back.
Yo, somebody was talking to me last night for having a 520 week.
They said they talked to you about it.
520 week?
Yeah.
We're bringing Trimbers back one more time on a strength?
The only thing about that, and you know,
it's no disrespect to my city or nothing.
We're just not an attraction like that for us to do something seven days in a row.
Yeah, no way.
Because our people don't go out like that.
It ain't a knock to the city.
We just don't hit the clubs like that.
In our age group, niggas got jobs and kids, seven days.
520 weekend, the best we can do.
Weekend for sure.
Yeah, I think we can do a good three days.
I think we should do a concert too, though.
I think we probably got two.
I ain't going to lie.
That Friday be kinda spooky
nah that Sunday
gonna definitely get spooky
nah Sunday be cool
should the Hendrix Experience
every Sunday
I was like Sunday be cool
it be Friday
yeah
that might get a little iffy
for sure
Sunday be cool
speaking of that
before we get out of here
you know what I'm saying
you booking the busy this weekend
tell the people
that can pull up
oh yeah man
the sneaker gala
it's November 3rd
on my actual birthday
then we got the Hendrix Experience on the Sunday at Culture got some people coming from out of town too this is Oh, yeah, man. The sneaker gala is November 3rd on my actual birthday.
Then we got the Hendrix Experience on a Sunday at Culture.
Got some people coming from out of town, too.
This is the last one for the year, so yeah.
Should be a time.
All my single niggas pull up.
What can I wear to the sneaker gala?
Because I don't want to wear a suit.
You wear whatever, bro.
I'm the host.
So could I wear a 525? Yes. Okay. You got to wear the Black Forces? No, you can wear whatever, bro. I'm the host. So could I wear a 525? Yes.
Okay. You got to wear the Black Forces?
No, you can wear whatever. I'm wearing Black Forces, but I ain't going to lie to you. That's kind of hard
to find Black Forces out here.
Damn. I know
Grills. I don't think that's
why. Oh, yeah. I mean, Grills.
Well, it's that time of year. Niggas need
Christmas gifts. Them Black Forces, they
working right now. They putting them on feets.
JD, shout out to my people at JD.
Snipes, we keep them on deck in Snipes.
Shout out to Snipes, West 10th Street.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to go buy some Black Forces and see what I can.
You wear a 12?
Yeah, I'm going to wear 11.5 in Forces.
Yeah.
I like mine's a little snug on the Forces.
But where do I get the Henny laces from?
Well, hopefully my shipment, my next shipment come in
Wednesday. I got you. Somebody took mine.
It was back here. They gone. DJ probably
clipped you. I shared that.
You gave me my period. That's crazy.
I didn't
think DJ ran a second period
back.
Because what I did,
when I went to HennyX.com,
they were sold out, and then
randomly some white lady popped up.
Nah, don't do that.
She was like, hey, if you have a special night.
Bro, I'm trying to build something, bro.
She was like, if you got a special night,
if we know a little date, whatever, you pop it up.
Hey, meet me in a local New York.
No, no, no, no, no.
Meet you in a local.
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bro.
It's a lot of them.
Be careful.
Some of them will get you.
You know what I mean?
All right.
No,
I don't even know if I want you to advertise the merch.
Big ass and last balls is my favorite.
All right.
Uh,
merch is online still.
Shopclub520.com.
Yeah,
man.
Grab you some merch. Grab you some penny. GirlClub520.com. Yeah, man. Grab you some birds, grab you some
penny eggs. Girl, girl, WNBA.
Only point guards and shoe guards,
though. What about the small
forwards? I'm asleep.
Nothing on the league.
We might be back
next time. We don't know how tall the league
is, bro.
Now, these
bitches is getting built different now. i don't know who is dropping dick
in these mamas for real wings back in the day think about when y'all play high school basketball
and the girls basketball team the wing was 510 bro 510 i mean short like you know about Lou Hyatt. Yeah, they about 5'8". 5'6", 5'7". Yeah, yeah.
So now, 6'5", 6'6", bro.
Are you on the wing?
Yeah, bro.
Angel Reese is on the wing now.
Well, I told Angel Reese.
She about 6'4".
You right.
She on the wing now, bro.
Shooting jumpers.
They got her in the gym.
So I'm asleep on that, bro.
I'm too old to hear something 6'6".
I got my situation.
I ain't doing that.
I'll tell her.
Is she 6'4"? I'm cool something 6'6". I got my situation. I ain't doing that. 6'6"?
Yeah, I'm cool.
I ain't even 6'3".
Damn, you not.
I'm 6'2". Motherfucker taller than me.
I can't climb that tree.
That don't look right because I know your feet
crazy. If you were a bigger
shoe than me, I'm nothing.
If you 6'6 and hoop,
you having a crazy AAU
because I know they pounding you in that gym.
They kicking your ass.
They trying to breathe
the next motherfucking Brittany Griner.
She wear a 13?
I wear a 12.
Imagine if she just leave the crib and hop in your shoes.
That's crazy.
You know how you leave your shoes at the door?
Her body knows your toe.
She put your shoes on to go get the mail.
Oh, that is crazy.
That might be too small.
That's crazy.
Damn, Andrew.
But that kind of match, though, because she's tall.
I mean, she's going to have big feet.
That makes sense.
But I'm just saying, my girl putting my shoes on to go get the mail,
and they fit.
She's like, I might wear these.
Like, nah.
I'm feeling these.
Girl in general wearing a 13.
You got to have little toes.
I mean, what the heel look like, though?
You and heel is filthy.
I know, but I'm just saying.
Fucking North.
I'm just thinking about a motherfucker.
They probably don't make heels for us.
Oh, they do.
A 13.
In the heel?
But shit, that's Angel Reese.
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, they probably make it for her.
But like a normal, like when she go to the store, they not like, yo.
Nah, she can't go to North Simpson and grab it. You got but like a normal, like when she go to the store, they not like, yo,
you can't go to North Simpson Grand Prix.
You got these in a 13.
What size do you got in the Grand Prix?
15.
17.
What's yours?
Dale Bernard.
Girls with big feet,
you got a match.
Your height got a match though.
I ain't never done nothing.
You used to watch
The Proud Family.
Have you ever seen that show?
You remember that
La Cienega had the big ass feet?
She was spinning. La Cienega, the big ass feet? She was Spanish?
La Cienega Billabuda.
I remember that.
Oh, wow.
Billabardes or some shit.
That's rare, though.
She a rare breed.
The Spanish women usually have small feet.
She was 5'2 with a 12.
Oh, see, they joning.
The Spanish motherfuckers and Chinese motherfuckers don't even be built like that.
La Cienega Billabuda.
African women feet.
Crazy. Oh, they're. African women feet. Crazy.
They're going to kill us.
We're going to get killed.
African women.
Nine and up.
Women's.
I'm not kidding, girls. When I had a job,
I said, well, you bitches been through the battle.
Harry and Tubby did no smoking job.
You bitches was getting caught
every time we tried to sneak off
Harry and Tubby
with the baby
they probably thought there was men leaving though
nah bro that's crazy bro
cause I know when women get older too their feet get big
but if a woman is
5'5 what's the biggest her shoe size
can be? 6 and a half
7
8 at most 8 is fair what's the biggest her shoe size can be? Six and a half. Seven.
Eight.
Eight at most.
Eight is fair.
Yeah.
Anything past that.
Ain't nothing wrong with a nine.
Seven, seven and a half.
If you nine
you got to be like
five, eight, five.
It depends on how
they toes are too though.
Y'all not feebles
like that I'm sure.
Nah.
If that middle toe
longer than that first toe
I just went on record
and said my wife wears a nine.
Damn.
Is Mikey going to be about six foot then?
Sierra be putting Mike in the post.
She 5'7".
5'7", good height.
Is she?
You got the same height?
Oh, God.
Sierra.
She definitely beat you with a one.
Yeah, Sierra doing Mike
and doing her own Mike.
I thought she going to
because Cheyenne used to go hoop.
No, she cannot.
Cheyenne can hoop.
Yeah, Cheyenne can hoop.
Sierra is strictly volleyball.
That makes sense, though.
Damn, you and your wife
the same height.
That's a fuck up lower than I.
Mike, you're 5'7", 5'8".
Oh, God.
Freaky Mike,
that little short nigga.
Nah, real shit.
If Sierra's 5'7",
you like right there. Did you say, yeah, I bought a cake? Nah, my mom is not taller than me. Did you say, that little short nigga. Nah, real shit. If Sierra's 5'7", you like right there.
Did you say, yeah, I bought a cake?
Nah, my mama not taller than me.
Did you say, yeah, I bought a cake?
Oh yeah, he definitely jump out of cake.
Mike wear waist beads.
On that note.
We got it.
Talk about spiritual.
I told my nigga Sierra.
What about like girls got crusty heels,
they need to peg it?
I'll buff them. You'll buff them? Yeah, they need to peg it? I'll buff them.
I'm gonna buff them.
Buff them? Yeah, if I'm with you.
He said buff them.
Them heels is rough.
I'll buff them.
I done put a motherfucker rough toe
in my mouth before.
That shit.
That motherfucker pussy was so goddamn good,
smokey.
Thug down, nigga.
The toe was rough.
That motherfucker was rough.
I said, damn, bitch.
You were a third shit?
I think being a third shit, bitch.
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The warehouse toes.
That motherfucking shot was so crazy, though.
I went all thugged out.
All right, what's the no-go?
Play that motherfucker like a flute.
Would you...
All right.
Mike had his bunion removed.
Bunion's a no-go?
Why the fuck are we talking about my health issues?
I don't like that transition.
Because I know you had that bunion removed.
Yeah, it was bones first.
Now, now, now.
Also known as a bunion.
Most girls that dance got fucked up feet.
Like stripper or like ballet?
Dance, ballet, stripper.
I got fucked up feet.
Volleyball. Mike says Sierra played volleyball.. I got fucked up feet. Volleyball.
Mike says Sierra
play volleyball.
No, Sierra has beautiful feet.
Sierra didn't bring me game.
So Sierra wear a nine.
So she got to pay
full price for her Jordans.
For sure.
I got to pay full price
for Jordans.
Trick or rue.
Damn, but she's tall though.
So you wear a nine.
Come on in, Barby.
What size do you wear, Barby?
That's fair.
So you're six and a half in kids.
Yeah, that ain't bad.
Barby got some walkers on her, though.
Yeah, you got some walkers on you.
She's in the past.
All your toes even, though.
Your shit look like cat.
See?
Those girls with that second big toe
and that motherfucker longer than that
that motherfucker thumb on there.
It's a problem.
My wife's toe like that.
Who?
P.
She got the long middle finger toe.
Over the...
It don't cross over.
It just...
My toe like that too.
Is it bad though?
Nah, I mean her feet.
Yeah.
I'm talking about like I see the girl,
but you're not a feet boy.
P wear heels though,
so it can't be that bad.
I'm talking about like Stacia.
I'm sorry, baby girl.
I know you watch the show.
But when you used to strip at sunset,
them motherfuckers used to grab the front of that
Motherfucking hip
That's why I knew niggas was too freaky
Y'all said well y'all seen them motherfucking toes
Walking on top of them shoes
And y'all still throwing them
Bitch you ain't wearing a quarter
Bitch I ain't got nothing for you
You through
Oh
Oh
But shit Nothing for you, you dude. Oh!
Man, my fault, Stacey.
I don't even know you.
But shit.
That's my dog.
That's my dog, though.
But yeah.
Be here about to be consuming you on BSS
at no more.
Let me just say that.
I would hope that.
That was 2007.
You was really too young
to be in that motherfucker.
All you talk about
Stacey with the pipe.
Did she got a pipe tall?
Light skin?
Yeah, that's my dog.
She's like 6'2".
Yeah, she was tall.
Yeah, she used to live across from me.
Yeah.
She went to a short range with me.
Damn.
Yeah.
Shout out to her.
You know her?
I don't.
You probably know her.
Yeah, you did.
You shot her.
I didn't get shot.
He put a cup on my butt. Yeah, Freaky Mike knocked on my butt shot her. He put a cup on her butt.
I mean, you put a cupcake on her back.
Damn.
Mike, tell them how you be setting up them hotel rooms.
Never mind. Hold on.
What? How you used to?
Well, you used to do the films. I mean, the pictures.
The pictures.
Like, if a girl said, like, just give me
the birthday shoot.
I am an eternity and newborn photographer.
Now.
I've always been.
I don't know what this cupcake stuff is all about.
I hate when niggas lie.
That's crazy.
Because I got photos in my phone of you taking pictures of people.
Why are you taking pictures?
With birthday suits.
You had a wild life before Club 520.
The order story is on the way.
Patreon exclusive.
I can't wait till Patreon drops.
What about bathtub pictures though
seriously
I took one
where roses
do you
do you provide
I want to know about the packages
do you provide the setup
um
no
I do have an all inclusive
it's an extra $100
for me to go drop to the store
you still gotta pay for the material
but what's in this inclusive
what's the wildest
bathtub roses um you gotta start the water yourself when you get there though still got to pay for the material. But what's in this inclusive? What's the wildest thing?
You got to start the water
yourself when you get there, though, because I don't know what temperature
you want and whatnot.
But you buy the bubbles and everything.
It's just soap.
Bitches getting in the
dishwasher liquid.
At the
syphilis?
Everybody got hepatitis.
He's infected at all times
Mike throwing all y'all
ph's out
putting down
in the girls
bam toe
Mike
that shit I did
when I was a little kid
my mommy do that
the blue one
not the purple one
yeah I was nothing
on the bubble bath
no my mommy used to do that
when I was little you You want a bubble bath,
y'all? That's crazy.
Lane Hill.
All I think about is boys in the hood
every time I think about somebody taking a bath.
I got to clean that tub.
I got to clean that tub.
Mike said he charged a $100 driving fee
just to go pick up the material.
What's the crazy all-inclusive thing you had to do
when you were doing his photos?
Drive to Kentucky
for 20 minutes.
It was an NBA player.
Nah, that was safe, nigga.
That was a loon.
He talking about experience, nigga.
Wow.
Everything was pretty kosher.
I never had no bad times.
That nigga's smiling.
We'll get the real deal.
I can't even talk.
I need to get my bitch together.
You got this nigga quiet over here.
He one of the nastiest niggas in the city.
With that camera.
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