Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on LaMelo’s new shoes, WILD Kawhi Leonard situation, Caitlin Clark, Enes Kanter vs. WNBA
Episode Date: August 10, 2026We’re back with Season 4, Episode 78 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen react to Minnesota Timberwolves guard LaMelo Ball’s HILARIOUS quote about being asked who the three... people he wishes could wear his new shoes. LaMelo said Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr., and Malcolm X, which left the guys in tears from laughing so hard. The guys then react to the NBA investigating Kawhi Leonard and the Los Angeles Clippers, as well as Enes Freedom (Kanter) announcing that he will be trying out for the WNBA.Timeline:3:17 - Episode Start8:30 - Barbee!10:30 - Smoking honey buns, fair food15:00 - Bring a kid to first date?21:00 - Spilling lobster boil25:00 - Judging girl off a plate of food27:00 - Ways to prepare a salad29:00 - Minister slapping people at church30:00 - Martha Reeve's terrible singing performance35:00 - Odyssey, Spiderman, and movie and TV updates40:00 - LaMelo Ball picking people to wear his shoes41:40 - Royce White & Enes Kanter WNBA push52:45 - Kawhi Leonard in troubleAll lines provided by Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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See him hit that late finally, man.
She really smacked, bro.
The drought was over.
It really was rolling, bro.
Like, cannot believe this.
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I'm like, bro, this shit is fixed, bro.
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Yes, they are.
And sure enough, Kaelin Clark turnover, four games.
Be hitting the lay covered, man.
Shout to-Shallin.
For real.
I appreciate you for that.
Asia Wilson guard on that island.
Yeah.
It was a drop.
It's crazy.
I always say, T, you're not wrong.
You're early.
The Kelsey Mitchell Conversations, everybody's trying to dub those.
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She broke the WNBA Street
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Asia Wilson has 20, but it starts between two seasons.
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Bishop, B.
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How you what, Nancy?
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She's been a busy weekend for me, man.
Yeah, I'm back, baby.
Come on.
I see the flyer dropping,
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They said the whole hood going.
Oh, they're bringing nap to Dallas.
How y'all?
The whole hood going.
My first tour, you know what I mean, the concert series, I'm taking it to Dallas, August.
Yeah.
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Hold about 1,300.
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Yeah, I got a live show pulling up
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Wow.
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Shout to my boy.
Wow.
It ain't gazillionaire.
Wow.
It's a millionaire.
He got a comedianaire.
The Angel legend.
That nigga, chameleon.
That's a nigga name.
Camillionaire.
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Shout to the mixtape beside.
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Shout to the PPP.
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him OJ,
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You're not getting
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Yeah,
keep in the family.
I was going through some things.
I was going through some things.
He's still about to beat Ray J.
As.
Oh, they still fighting?
I don't know,
but shit.
Hope so.
Ray J.
just performed it.
I don't know if he just
was a special guest,
but I said him yesterday
but pull up
seeing one wish
looked like about
20,000 in the crowd.
I'm going to assume
that he was special guest
respectfully shot to Ray J.
He said I didn't use
Rayd you're still still
Still a little about it
Hey it was crazy
They were talking about
TV the other day online
They was like
You know your show's about to get canceled
When Ray J became again
That's fucked up
They'd talk about Moisha
They did one-on-one
Damn they did get canceled
And Ray J got
Oh shit
Yeah man
That's a till till till sign man
All right man
Be at work man
What's going on
Man we need some drinks in here
It's been a while
I'd have got drunk
sitting over here
You got drunk
Mm-hmm
I had two drinks.
All right, you just got here.
Yeah, these little ass cups.
I thought this was a good idea.
So what's in these cups, by the way?
What we got today?
All right.
So we have strawberry puree, your choice of liquor, fresh lime juice,
and it's topped with a watermelon, like, sprits.
Okay.
This is going to get me a headache.
No, it's not going to give you a headache.
Thought it was a drought.
Thought it was a drought.
Hey, new music.
Y'all heard of Push Recy?
Yeah
It's actually
One of the better albums of the year, bro
It's crazy
That we're saying it's fire
But it is
It is
Yeah, what's the last song
On that pool show
Not last song
But one of the last songs
On that pool shocks the album
Damn
Bigger than
Bigger than Meatballs
That's crazy
I love how the fact
He tried to get a disclaimer
That's crazy
That's your favorite song
No
No, what's the truck?
Because you ain't on that
We're talking about music
bro, it's cool.
It's a...
Bigger than what?
Man, stop playing with me,
because...
What's it called?
Booty Club?
Nah.
What's crazy?
It's on.
Switch, too.
I can't wait to go to...
That disslammer was necessary
because he is on there
talking crazy.
Yes, they will use that in court
anyway, sir.
But, man, I wish he was free,
man, because he makes
fire-ass music and then goes to jail.
Very time.
Bigger than the program?
Yeah, bigger than the program.
Bigger than the program.
That's all hard.
I couldn't remember what it was calm.
Yeah.
That should just.
This fire.
Shout to Skilla, baby.
Our dog,
520 alumni.
He'd been dropping some shit.
I like to roll out with him in 50.
He had going on.
He got a track with Niles on the way.
I'm looking forward to hear that album for sure.
Yeah, man, some fire music going on right now, man.
Shout out to Skiller, man.
That's why I got some short.
All right.
Michael, hello some videos, man.
We got a lot to talk about, man.
First, you can go to my boy cooking on the grill.
Indiana, everybody's geek right now.
State Fairtime.
I did not get to pull up last year.
I'm excited to pull up this year.
I ain't pull up last year.
You didn't go for a fair at all last year?
Yeah, I was DPU last year.
Unfortunately, this is a place we get all the wild shit in Indiana at a good time,
but this is going down in Texas.
I would let me here see this.
This boy is smoking honey buns.
Smoking them to perfect.
I've seen some crazy shit in my life.
They're hot now.
The real baby dookey.
No, they're not having a shout-out.
You ever smoke the honey bun?
Considering it on now because you only put it on there for a little bit.
He just wanted that flavor to hit it.
when you buy it to the boy?
He's probably making a honeybuck.
Probably making burgers with that too.
Yeah.
Ain't a bad idea, bro.
You had a Kris cream donut?
The one that had the fair.
Uh-uh.
Oh, yeah, to lose the burgers?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, I don't go too.
I'm exotic, but, you know, I ain't too excited.
Yeah, it's a hamburger, but they replaced the buns with donuts.
Yeah.
Nah.
What do you eat crazy at the fair?
I don't really eat nothing crazy at the fair.
But you get the sirlones.
You got to get the sirlone to it.
I do the sirling tip with the pothoons.
Potatoes, they be eating soft.
They don't really season them that way.
I do the, uh...
They don't season them good.
They don't, they don't.
I do the turkey legs, you know what I mean?
You got to drop it upside down.
Shake until it fall off the ball.
Pause, whatever.
That's how you...
Yo, she...
I was shaking like a margarita.
Oh, I'm like...
That's what they call now.
The show I asked for a margarita.
The shake weight.
Yeah, barbecue on two heads is crazy.
That's a different category on the site.
But I do that.
I do the little lemon.
The little lemon.
Shake-ups.
Them tastes like nothing.
Lemon shake-ups.
Is that the one where you eat it with the spoon?
Yeah.
That's the dough whip.
Oh, the dough pipe.
That's why I'm at the fear for.
The lemon shakes up is like, it's supposed to be like fresh lemons, water, and sugar.
Why do the dough one too?
That's like ice cream.
Don't be weed.
It's the most expensive lemon that you ever get in your life.
Yeah.
We do an elephant ear.
You eat all this at the fear?
Yeah.
bro.
Nick, you're going to be sick.
I was going to say, listen, B'Hin'I'm with you, bro.
I pull up and I clear my day.
Hold on you.
Y'all get elephant ears, sirloin to fry Oreos.
Frye Oreos.
I might do a, I might do a tender on the way out.
And I do a, I go tender, I go shish kebab with all the peppers and the beef on there.
Let me get the fried vegetables, the tempore batter.
I'm something.
What do you mean by beef?
Because I don't, I don't do the tender.
You got to get the chicken on a stick.
You can't eat it like a popsicle.
It's crazy.
Is it like fried or?
It's fried?
Yeah.
Fried rice.
You just bite the side of it.
Red beans and gravy.
I ain't too lazy.
I ain't a hot dog person, but I'm going to definitely get a corn dog for sure at the state fear.
Corn dog.
This is me going to stay fair.
What's she on in that?
They all.
Oh, okay.
That's right.
Bigger than me.
I got to skip.
The crazy.
Might skip that.
Might you be getting the corn dog and the fear.
Now, pause, they do have different sizes.
But as a grown man, walking around.
I'm not even talking about.
Walking around with a yardstick.
It's crazy.
biting it sideways
yeah
now if you bite a corn dog
from the front you're insane
how are you supposed to
don't have your kids around
this is not a piece of corn
it's a corn dog
it is nigga
you ain't supposed to put
the thing in your mouth like this
like pulling out
how you break a corn dog
it's on a stink huh
it's hot as hell
okay
oh bro I ain't a lot of
I'm gonna eat that corn dog
that's not a funny shit
do y'all
Like ketchup and shit?
Yeah.
Okay, y'all eat it plain.
No, he ate it cold.
All right, y'all are going to say,
You got to get that wet first.
Y'all tripping.
I'm just saying, I thought people,
I thought people put condiments on their cord dogs.
They do.
I'm nothing, bro.
You eat the hot dog, I mean, the cord dog.
Yeah, though.
Raw dog and the cow.
He's a filthy-ass piece.
First of all, I'm not.
I'm never eating a corn dog, first of all.
Corn dogs expired.
Yeah,
the many ones are cool.
I'm concerned.
I'm concerned.
It's something wrong with eating a regular hot dog that people have been eating for
fucking ever.
But y'all are putting this long-ass corn dog stick that y'all are holding.
That's true.
That's true, Mike.
Dipping it and eating it from the front.
Well, but you got to eat your hard dog from the front of them.
You got to eat your hot dog like this or like this.
Not in the floor.
Closer, baby.
Ain't nobody
does this with their hand.
I don't know.
Niggas eat hot dogs like this.
That's more like this.
Exactly.
How are you holding on the guys?
From the top.
What?
He's lost.
He's not.
He's got to turn your neck back.
Yeah, like, what?
You're going crazy.
So you drink the hot dog.
He's going crazy.
That nigger drinks the hot dog.
Leading your neck back to eat a hot dog.
He's going crazy.
So you drink you.
He drinks the hot dog.
Hey, well, he said turn it to the side.
He's talented.
I ain't know they know that trick there.
You got to turn it to side.
Oh, man.
Shout to the state fair.
I can't wait to go be fat as hell.
Yeah, they were supposed to.
Michael was supposed to take me to the fair, man.
Let me.
What?
He was.
I was supposed to eat the fool out for you guys today.
We are still going to the fair.
Oh, we're going to the fair.
Well, influence and I was last week.
It's a morning.
It's a morning show thing.
They don't want you all that in Flood.
They want you to really experience it
and go ride the rides
be with the people if you want to.
Have an escort.
It's not going to be on the Tuesday or Saturday.
They're going to try to open it for you all on a Monday.
I don't know why I'm talking on here.
But the State Fairer ain't open on Monday.
They're not open about it.
But I'm not riding on.
It'll be being here in its spots.
We're not going to talk about rides and none of that.
I do it with the girls.
I'm something, bro.
Shout out to say, fair.
I would definitely go to a fair and eat.
Turn up.
But to get on one of them rides,
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared a rock.
It ain't nothing wrong with the fear.
I'm not scared of rise.
You're not in the air.
No more, bro.
Never mind.
Shouts to the stay fair, man.
Go put up, have a good time with your family, man.
That's going down.
Thank you.
That's some good content.
Please go to another video, man.
The first date, this is a Barbie.
No, not that one.
In the restaurant.
There we go.
Play this from the beginning, please.
This is hilarious.
So, some context to this.
Man, about our home's a date.
First date.
It brought his son.
Is this out of pocket party?
I actually will respect it.
I don't think it's out of pocket.
If he couldn't get no babysitter,
that showed that he's like a real full-time dad.
Because dad's always got a babysitter.
So I wouldn't be too messed up about it.
Now, the match and fits for me is what makes this hilarious.
If a girl brought a date,
if a girl bought her kid on the day with me,
I'm probably just going to walk in and see him and leave.
Yeah.
I know a man wouldn't go for that, but I would respect that.
I like the dad.
If you're going to date her anyway,
you're going to have to date the kid, too?
Not right now.
You just try crap.
Like my, like, bitch, you don't got no respect.
I'm going to be like, if I do say, call his dad.
Because somebody has to tell his dad what you out here doing with his kid.
Go ahead, Ben, talk to him.
Because I think that's disrespectful for a woman to take her son or daughter on a date
with a nigga that she don't know.
Don't introduce my kids.
That means I know for a fact while you getting cracked at the crib, my baby's probably right next to you.
Can we get a little close?
And I thought about that.
When I did that back in the day,
I'm like, this is so out of pocket.
Hopefully, Korma don't come kicking me in the ass.
But I'm like, it was a newborn, so it didn't matter.
All right.
He, you know.
Because that was a little man.
If you wait six weeks?
No, wait six weeks.
It wasn't mine.
I know she could have been in the second week.
Like that motherfucker was falling off the bubble.
That little little little.
That motherfucker was done to me.
That motherfucker was tender writhing to me.
Yeah.
I don't know, cuz.
I'm just saying, I'm like, damn, if I thought about that,
this was like, I'm some real shit.
This is after one-hour music, I promised to God.
This was after one-hour music Monday nights, bro.
It's like 2011.
No one of shit.
I had, because I remember I had a blue challenger.
She's like, can we fucking, I'm like, nah, not in my car.
Yeah.
So, but my baby in her sleep.
Shit, fucking.
But I was, I was rotting back then.
But I'm like, damn, if a motherfucker ever did, my kid, like,
that would be so fucking.
mad, bro. That's just crazy.
It was sick, though.
For what I thought? I didn't care.
All right, what about the kid got his own room?
Now, listen, if y'all was in a one-bedroom?
They was in a studio at the time.
No, but I was, you know, when the kids first were born, I believe most parents put the baby's
bed next to their.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
For the most part.
But every baby ain't cool sleeping on their own when they first come out of that,
motherfucker.
All right, or are you out of pocket if you go over to her house and she got a kid, he got his
own room and you go do your thing
clothe a dough. Well,
I don't want to put my business out there too much.
It's kind of my situation.
No, I go.
We just miss some trash page.
Literally my life, man.
Yeah, literally.
Leave my life.
Mom got to have life too.
All right, baby, boy.
You don't get wiped up.
I can't say, I can't say
she wouldn't let me meet you for the longest time.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So, I respect.
I think you put me on the spot.
I mean, I just feel like a parent, I just entertaining your kid.
That means you're just doing anything with your kid.
Yeah.
You're going out your way, bro.
You don't want to go on a date this bad.
Yeah, you're trying to feed.
He did.
And I'm just meeting you.
I barely like you.
I definitely don't like this little nigga.
Because I feel like you'll be mad because this.
I thought it was going to be like some.
I thought she was going to bring the kid because that's what I used to see.
You wouldn't be mad if, you know what I mean?
baby that he took your son
or your daughter on a date
his first time with a girl meeting the girl
instead of leaving him with his mom
that's the thing if I'm being outside and not getting him
then that's just the consequences of that but
damn he'll he'll
my son meeting somebody my son don't care
about that he's about to sit on that phone
you could just wait until you
if you don't feel no way that's cool too
I'm just I'm just nothing bro
because that little niggit looks like he's aware
yeah the match and fits this is not
their first time doing this.
He's a thing.
He just had that tuxedo. He's doing
a Will Smith shit. That was his Easter tuxedo.
Remember Will Smith on Fresh Prince.
He'd take a little... What's the Nick?
He's a little Nicky. He tried for Nicky.
He's trying for Nicky to mama. Shout out to him.
God bless. All right,
we got next.
Be in the DoorDash. Please go to the DoorDash.
This is absolutely hilarious.
Hey, man.
Somebody order to see him. Boyle.
Anytime they say, I'm connecting you with the driver.
Um, shit is always wicked.
Cuss, but the whole boy is for us.
Yo, bro.
I'd be mad.
I'm confused.
That's on the floor?
Ain't no sauce on it.
Oh, there it's off.
He said, I ain't going to lie.
I dropped your shit.
At least he's real.
He said, yo, boy, I'll just get a refloat big dog.
Because me, if I work for DoorDash, I'm going to keep it real, bro.
That's going back in the bag.
Nah.
DoorDash never.
But me as a Dordas driver.
You would do that?
Because that's going back in that plastic bag.
too dry, you couldn't.
Why?
I just cars.
I ain't a lot.
I didn't do.
I ain't a lot of.
You have to get to car.
This, bro.
I'm not about to ride around this shit.
I'm about to drop this shit off to you.
And I'm going to go get a detail.
I ain't going to lie.
What you mean?
One day of my car.
One day,
my car like that.
And, wow,
I was drunk for three weeks.
Damn.
My car smelled like I can hard so much.
I was like, I got a detail.
I still couldn't get it out.
Boy, they're going to heavy like flight.
Boy,
The patrol overboard
You know what I do with their car?
What?
I traded it in.
I trained the challenger in it because I couldn't get the patrols.
I got out of detail or anything.
That boy just wouldn't leave.
Damn, bro.
I took it and got it.
I was like, you know what?
I've been ready to get rid of this, man.
The car salesman was probably like,
this, but on the Jeff Kee.
It's a bike driving that motherfucker right now.
Because it's no way.
He's just, it's no way, bro.
No way.
No way a boy just falls out like that in somebody's cold.
Why was it so unstable?
First of the four bucks.
He was eating a shrimp.
Nigger, a to go boil comes sealed, bro.
They wrap it up like, no.
I'm nothing.
They do it like this.
Exactly, bro.
They're tired that bitch up.
No, he kept that seat oil and AI at this picture.
That's crazy.
I'm trying to eat the shrimp out there, man.
He says, that's what's a fuck's a good.
That's what it was.
I'm going to get one of shrimp, thinking.
But fucking you got to stop, man.
That bitch got loose out of this.
The way it looked, though,
it's like every item is out.
Yes, bro.
Yeah, that's a y'all.
We ain't out that and ate that seafood bill.
Because every single item is out.
No fucking way, bro.
Behead, you tell him you putting that back in the bag.
My question is how?
With my hands?
They got gloves in the bag.
They're talking about mookage with the seafood boy.
This is why.
Oh, that house is in the cup holder, y'all.
I remember just analyzing this picture now.
It had to be in his, in his hand.
Yeah, bro, it was.
And he dropped the motherfuck.
He opened it.
You see how it went?
Yeah, he opened it.
He was like,
Like, he was playing some song.
Let me get a little.
Cracking that crambling.
A pahoe.
A pahoe and do all of that.
Oh.
Oh, that was pahole.
Eat that was pahoe.
Seafood boy in the air.
Yeah.
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The definition of what is a movie has kind of changed anywhere too, right?
What do you think it is now?
It's images and words being spoken, captured by some sort of technology.
Danny McBride.
He loves Lowe.
Oh, that's fantastic.
And you make it on, you make your own.
That's great.
I call him Terro Reed.
It's a good name.
They're all named after cast members of American Pie.
Yeah.
Oh, gotcha.
I call, I don't, I never looked up if she was in this, but I call him Leachie Sobieski.
Yeah, I don't think she was an American Pie, but I still like that.
Haven't looked it up.
Haven't looked it up.
She was prominent around the same time.
Yeah.
Then Mary Steenbergin.
Why are you guys talking to me?
I'm worried.
Did you understand the movie?
So down to me that you think I don't understand your little play, play game.
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I hit an Indianapolis pot holder other day
thinking my whole car, like the whole radio system
shut down.
Boom, the bends the whole thing
when Blas said, dang!
I had to pull over and start my car over
cut. I pulled over, hit the power, started back up.
That's crazy. When I hit pile, for whatever reason,
I drive faster. I don't know why.
I'd be hitting the bids as I started driving.
Hey, I'll turn my volume down. I don't know it's a bad habit.
Oh, shit. No, for real.
My shit went off, nigga. I was like, what the
fuck? I knew my tire was cooked.
It wasn't, though. Did a hard reset
on your car. That's a fact, man.
Shout to them Nordashman.
We appreciate y'all, man.
Keep being in the trenches for sure.
But don't touch my food because that's not yours.
Speaking of the food right here, this dude went on the dating show,
and basically he didn't get to see the contestants.
But basically, he got to describe the women based upon a place of food they make.
Now, we ain't going to go through it because obviously they ain't talking about too much.
But this is hilarious.
Barbie, would you do something like this?
Have the men make you a plate to see what type of men they are, do you get to pick one?
Like, they cook the food or just made the plate?
No, they cooked the food.
Okay.
Play it a little bit.
Yeah, we can go ahead and play a little bit.
She got some big on.
Malcolm, we might have ideas
You know what it is with me?
I'm a simple man.
It's just three things here.
Protein, two sides.
I like to eat
and every ingredient I could just name.
She got a little special with the broccoli.
That's a real broccoli.
Real big, though.
It's not broccoli up a guy.
I kind of like that.
I like the concept of this.
I like the concept of this.
This is far, actually.
If you looked at that plate,
would y'all say the girl was pretty?
Probably not that part.
You'd be like,
what kind of meat is that?
steak, broccoli,
are we here now,
B'Han.
By the end, though.
It's playing a sausage.
Barbie was to make a plate.
What would her plate be to describe her?
Jerk chicken,
rice and peace.
Why jerk chicken?
Because she, like, Rasta.
That's a good plate.
Yeah, that's a fire plate.
Now, I'll go take meatballs.
I can't make that.
Barbie, do you cook?
I do.
Okay.
You can't make jerk chicken?
I can make jerk chicken
the rice and beans and cats.
I guess I could.
You can make cabbage?
Yeah, no.
I can make rice.
I'm saying the cabbage they'd be having to be a little different.
I don't know.
It's a shredded cabbage ain't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
Cabbage, most sausage.
That's not my go-to.
That's not my go-to.
Do you think it describes you, though?
No.
We'll play what describe you.
A salad.
Well, right now,
you're right.
You're right.
It do describe you.
You're right.
Right now.
You're right.
You're going to have a nigga stomach up.
I sound like that.
The pair of siphon up.
Niggins haven't been to eat lettuce for months.
That is only a...
I'm going to eat lettuce.
What is crazy?
A lotus.
What are you?
What's it called?
True green, true wood.
What's it?
They cut grass.
because what are you talking about?
What's the evergreen?
What's it called?
Green.
We were getting the apples out of the
Oh, that shit's fire.
Sweet greens.
Sweet greens.
Sweet greens said they had to cut hours because of the lettuce cuts.
Damn.
Taylor Farms, they had the streets fucked up for a little minute.
And you talk about.
They go mowed that bitch.
Citizens damn.
My problem is, what's a loaded salad?
Because a salad in that food is,
What you're putting on the salad, though?
I'm going to do.
We're going to have chicken.
We're going to have...
This is bad time.
They're going to start up and shit as a same time.
I haven't eaten it as long as they gave that morning.
I've been just fine.
That was only a taco way off.
Okay, we got chicken.
What else, God?
Okay, chicken.
If eat pork, bacon, bids, we got eggs.
Wait, talk about talking about.
Bacon bits.
out the canister or you're going to make
bacon. You can make your own bacon bits. Okay, respect.
My bad. Oh, God. Barbie is getting
out the motherfucking. I'm pretty mad.
I'm making my own bacon, bitch.
Them old bacon, miss, don't taste like nothing.
Okay. Okay. You're good for it.
Chicken, bacon, bitch, what else?
onions.
Onions. Green peppers. Green peppers.
Red onion or just raw white onion?
Red onion with the salad.
Okay. It loves I.
See, I like mushrooms and stuff, too.
There you.
Oh, you're a salad.
I like mushrooms.
So she's making a Supreme Pizza.
Yeah.
I don't know
Literally
I'll throw a pineapple
on this
is it's Jax
Oh me
that's a pot
I saw the order
around the world
There you go
Fat-ass salad
It's gonna be good
Oh man
That's funny as fuck
My nigga said
A salad
Describe her swag
Yeah
It's your chicken
Very thick
salad right now
All right
It's killing a both
Oh my
Christ
There's people
Going through the struggle
Right now
They ain't
Even they're
They're doing
They're
They're
It's right now
It's
It's absolutely
hilarious.
That is the greatest.
Please put that up.
No, for sure.
I can't wait to post that.
I don't know what type of the minister that says.
Oh, my Lord.
We can let's do it.
Now, what devil getting out of hers?
No, that's all right.
Please come get some money to you.
Please.
I don't know who you're saving like that.
What city is this in?
I need to buy some flights.
That's probably all the single women.
I need a few holes left to buy family.
I ain't gonna go to church
But they're doing that
I'm gonna go to church with they doing that
Yeah
You never got to whip his ass
Yeah I was gonna say
You gotta get bust out
I just really go to hell
No I'm nothing on getting slap
There's no reason you should be touching me like that
There is no blessing
There's no scripture that you need to put your hands on me like that
He needs ass well for sure
That's wild
All right man before we get Barbie out of here man
Listen this has been ongoing on 5th 20 this week
First we've seen the behind the scenes
Of her saying that her backup of singers were asked
and now she is redoing it on TV in Detroit, man.
Go ahead, load up.
Be him.
She said people got me messed up.
My girl's fucking her legacy up, buddy.
She's not a real singer-beam.
She is.
Motown legend.
She really is.
My fuck.
The way she said, I was like, it can't be.
Oh, they work.
Who is it?
Yeah.
The name is.
I have a chance to rehearse with him.
With all right.
Just a three-part harmony.
Martha Reed.
Martha Reed.
It takes a lot of practice.
Yeah.
I didn't even know that name's...
So she doubled down the shit on them.
And then she actually performed.
And her performance was so bad,
they start clapping halfway through to get her to stop.
And she did not stop.
She bled on the white women.
I mean, I'm never mad at that.
Shout to Dr. Umar.
But this is absolutely hilarious.
And she went on the press board and said
that these backup singers are some of the worst of all time.
And then she took again and ever like,
nah, you and a rico.
Yeah, she's bad.
Let's just keep it real.
She's not a very good sink.
That's one of the craziest books I've ever seen.
What was wrong?
She was like.
She's going to be reporting.
One of the worst performances I ever heard.
What was wrong, Barbie?
She just shouldn't have did it.
Worse than Fergie?
Oh, 100%.
She had two backup singers, and they were...
Give me Fergie every day.
Ooh, that's tough.
Dremont face when Fergie was singing that is one of my favorite videos of all the time.
Give me Fergie every day.
Yeah, Fergie.
Fergie or Carl Lewis?
I got to hear.
Fergie.
No, Carl Lewis stop and say, hold on.
I got you.
Her shit's awful.
Them Drew's king of his head.
That boy was sweating and that soup boy.
Carl off that shit up there.
Louisville's hard
The motherfucker
Yeah
Get well-so,
Martha Reeves, man
Get well-sson,
you man
I'm shooting you
a man,
I'll shoot you a dude
I see it
Before we leave
And they was talking
about the songs
They get you beat up
in the club
You ever seen that clip?
Yes, recently
That was the
greatest clips
I ever seen
Lalo
John's on there
Yeah,
and he was talking
about the area
And I was thinking
about that
And I remember
when I was younger
A lot of songs
I got niggas
knocked out
But he didn't say
Gucci
in the trap house
damn you seen a lot of
phase in the trap house
yep
I believe that
I'm like yeah
don't worry about he said
never forget shout out the little aunt
he said I ain't gonna fight in here
he said in the trap
matter of fact it was bricks
it was bricks
it was brick
off white bricks
he's like like 10 bricks
Kyle Riley said
I'm gonna play this bricks
please don't fight
the nigga said bricks
Bricks
Brits that nigga stole buddy
That nigga stole buddy
That's how Bobby was
Anytime booze and where we came on
He's over with, bro.
You remember, it used to be a full locker right there
at 3rd, Illinois, but it was like a little club spot
by that corner for a little minute.
With 38th Illinois.
Yeah.
I remember a nigga getting whooped to please excuse my hands
and he got thrown out that window, no cap.
I wish I was making this out.
That was a fire twerk song, like back in the house park day.
What's the best twerk song?
Besides, back that ass up.
Oh, like fast twerk?
My, slow grind, whatever you call it?
Well, that was, please excuse my hands.
That's the best one?
That was my favorite.
Younger than this.
You said chop.
Damn.
That's wild.
It is just crazy.
I feel like Yinyang twins had one.
Yiny Jain Y'N Y'N J'N J'n J'n J'n J'n'n'u had a couple.
I sort of got, every time you got up here, it's for white clubs.
Freakleak.
Freak a leak.
That's a white club.
Soldier Boy, she got a don't.
She got a dunk.
She got a dunk.
She got a d'all crazy.
Used to go insane.
That's up there.
Yeah.
That's up there.
She got a don't.
Yeah.
That's just for the black people, though.
She got a don't.
Back that ass up is just worldwide.
Yeah.
For the nigs.
in that time,
Sogey Boy had one with that.
Soja Boy had
bangers in the club.
Nah, that one with two short.
Bounster that.
Oh, nigga, two short little time?
Yeah.
That shit used to get a motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
Quirk that monkey.
Let me see you again.
Look that monkey.
We had no business in that at that time period.
But it was a banker, too.
Bitch.
Shake that.
Travis Porter.
Hey,
Travis Porter.
Although.
Now we're saying.
She is.
Shout to my dinkin'all.
They actually had.
They actually had.
They had all the girls going.
They actually had the best run with
ass-shaking music.
They were just ahead of their time, bro.
Yeah.
They are the ghosts.
They are the ghost actually.
I don't either. I'm on.
Yeah.
Whist Hawaii twerk?
Was a banger?
God respect it.
Yeah, they're the words who came out with twerk
Yan twins.
They originated twerk.
Damn.
Yeah.
If you had to pick one song
to twerk two barb, it would be.
No.
Excuse my hands.
That's it.
No.
No.
That was slow grinding.
To twerk two.
I would have to do that too short.
Shake that monkey.
I bet they can't wiggle like.
that with a in you.
Y'all.
You got to show out to that song.
Who came?
That's right.
You were split.
Yellow was a
bad too.
Yeah.
Girls were trying to live
them lyrics back in day.
What about that Nelly song?
Which one?
When they swipe to believe.
Tip drill.
Tip drills?
I respect it.
You have to respect it.
Yeah.
That was fitting.
Taddle.
Shouts to the West Ring.
I've seen a lot of ass-whips and some Little John songs.
Oh, God.
Yeah, little John had a musical.
Your fist, still.
Bro, that song, nobody was going to chill out.
You play a headbuster, bro.
You try it at this party early for sure, man.
Uncle Luke, hell, yeah.
Yeah.
I ain't never really heard an Uncle Luke song in the club.
Besides, uh, what's the name?
What?
But we was already grown that came out.
Don't stop, Popper.
Yeah, we're already growing.
Yeah, that was a little ahead of my time.
Yeah, that was a little younger than that was people going to freak nick.
That I turned up.
Nickers was not playing that at the door before.
I didn't hear that.
I was too young,
though.
Yeah,
that was out of my own
that age period
and all,
that dude
brown shit blew me.
I'm like,
damn.
They was too free.
I didn't get hitting
the shit?
They love that shit.
It's crazy, man.
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Facts going down.
While we're here, man,
you've seen Spider-Man.
Spider-Man.
crazy. One of the better movies
of the year, for sure, went insane.
The Odyssey was fire.
The TV show, Spaceman.
Raised Canaan finally concluded. Spoiler, if you haven't watched it already.
But the Thomas family is probably one of the worst
families of all time. I've never seen a black family.
Yeah, they're the worst probably black TV family of all time.
They're worse people. I've never seen a family kill everybody
amongst each other. Typically, only
in white shows, you see all the kids kill everybody.
but the younger generation of Thomas family
wiped out everybody, bro.
They worked out each other?
Nicky, yes.
Who survived?
Jane and Duke.
Everybody else, nigga.
The only two we knew were alive
because of the power series.
Yes.
Oh, so he marked his mom?
No, she marked his mom
because he killed both of his fucking uncles.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Which threw me because in the power,
like the series, that was cool.
I was like, ain't no fucking way.
Yeah.
But then they explained at the end, so I respect it.
What they expect.
What they explained to end?
She's like, what we even now?
They're like, fuck you.
Because it's fuck me.
But we even.
Oh, wow.
You killed my daddy and my uncle, so I coached your mama.
Respect.
I guess that is even.
I'm saying, so what now?
Do we have another season or is?
Oh, that concluded.
They're doing the power of orders of Tommy and Ghosts
how they got connected with Canaan going forward.
I think that's going to be super far.
I think it's coming outside.
I'm going to tap into that.
Why is why you mark the mama?
the brothers though.
Because he was a fucking idiot.
He killed his uncle by accident
and then he killed his uncle
because he whooped his ass
for killing his brother.
He's like,
nigga,
you killed my brother
so I beat your ass
where he couldn't have killed him.
But then he came back
and got it back in blood.
Man, that's dark.
I ain't watched your blood.
I didn't watch your son too.
Yeah.
I mean,
he did kill a son too.
So start off there.
Damn, well.
How y' y'all niggas
be going to sleep watching shit like that?
Kind of did.
Y'all don't watch no love store.
Nigger don't watch the wedding ringer
or no?
I mean, you know, I'm watching darker shows.
The Shah concluded.
I love the shot, but the shot pips me off because they spent the last episode of a great franchise talking about a wedding that nobody gave a shit about.
Yeah, I went to the dark side of the ring.
I'll be watching that.
That is a very dark show for sure.
While we're on 50 cents on, have you started Fightland yet?
I gave it like 15 minutes, and then I Kyle was like, all right, I'm going to circle back.
But I ain't really tapped in for sure.
But I'm going to give it a fair chance.
So I'm going to let a couple episodes build up for sure.
What's the name of it again?
Fight Lane.
It's 50s new shows based off fighting, Vegas, stuff like that.
I'm going to give it a shot.
Shout out of 50, boy.
You watch it?
It's cool.
It's genius.
It ain't the same production as like the power guy first, but it's a cool story.
It's a pilot show.
So I gave it some grace for sure.
Damn, there's another show.
Beauty and Black come back in a couple weeks.
I am super geek for that.
That's what I'm going to watch the show.
Yeah, I'll be watching.
The 27th is going to be.
It's super full.
It's up.
You need to catch up.
You need to start now to catch up.
It's Tyler period.
It's fine.
I can't start now.
Yeah.
I'm supposed to say you need to watch out, catch up.
You're going to fucking love you with the wife, man.
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Yeah, niggas got dragons.
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It's images and words being spoken, captured by some sort of technology.
Danny McBride.
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Shout to our legend, man.
Lamella Bob, man.
Talking about if he could pick three people to wear his shoes,
please play this mic.
This is fucking hilarious, man.
Bless you.
Hey, what's wrong with that, nigga?
I do
I don't even appreciate that
I love this
living man
Hey what's wrong with him
Man
Big asses
come sit on this
couch, bro
All the legends
Jesus
Jesus is crazy
Off the rip
I think it's not laughing
He did that
Hey bro
If Jesus were the same thing
It's the bell of balls
That's crazy
I ain't gonna love
Oh my God, bro.
I cannot wait for this season.
Did you see when they went inside his apartment?
He had a shot.
You don't know, they said it had some discrepancies about the rent and stuff.
Yeah.
They showed his house.
They said, bro, this look like he shot in a vape shop.
I was crying.
It did, though.
He had like 80s.
I thought it was fake, bro.
I was like, that ain't his house for real.
It cannot be, bro.
I thought he had a crib crib, I don't know.
He probably does, bro.
But that's probably just a drab house.
Yeah.
But that did look crazy.
I said if I was ever to go to the Melubon's house,
I would expect it to look like that.
for sure.
Oh, man.
I feel like he got a real,
he got a son and shit.
Yeah, I've got a normal career.
He got too much paper, bro.
But shout out to Lamello, bro.
Jesus, MLK, Malcolm X.
Very fitting.
That's a crazy promo.
Hit it going.
I know y'all seen this.
Royce White and Enis Cantor has lost their fucking minds,
apparently.
Royce White is doing too much for this beer right now.
Basically, he said he now identifies as a woman,
and he wants to be drafted in the WMBA,
and they are going to have a field day
with this shit coming in the next.
That shit looks crazy,
my film used to have this play here called
Upon This Rock, Digger.
And I swear to God, that's what Jesus used to look like.
Upon This Rock was a legendary production.
That's a real play, bro.
Used to be in Pike Hospital as well, too.
Yeah, bro.
That's crazy.
They can't say nothing.
They're going to say something.
I don't know what they're going to say,
but the commissioner,
they already hate Kathy,
but she had a conversation with some people over the weekend.
They're supposed to have.
That's my first week.
I'm tested on the court tomorrow.
Yeah, he said,
This is my feminine air glow
I'm saying that too crazy
But I thought will you
Identify as something else
Like you have to go
All the way through with it
He is
No
Oh you mean like the chop shop
Yeah I thought you had to
I'm like
I'm not
You know you're clip on
You can say you identify
Is it?
Yeah I thought
When you say
I'm but I thought you said
Like when you say
I'm transgender
That mean now you got a cushy
Like I thought that was like a
That was a whole point
A transition
I think this all started
Remember that white lady that said she identified
as black?
Yeah.
To my name?
I can't remember.
She had the right.
Yeah.
I think this all started with Rachel.
He said I identified as black.
It was a black boy.
He identified as white too.
Yeah.
My name called that black.
When you see me, I'm white.
One of my favorite video.
Well, yeah, he said it to me.
It was somebody else that really said.
He's a pioneer, bro.
I think this is kind of.
What are they going to do, though?
They're trolling, though.
They're trolling, but what are they going to do?
Enis cancer having that sit down was insane.
He's trying to make a point, though,
that saying it's not right.
That's why Rachel.
what he doing. But I'm saying what they're going to say?
They can't turn him down. What they said?
They say, you're not good enough. They say, Roy's White. All they have to do is say you got to play
away games every game. You can't fly. He can't fly.
That's crazy. See, this shit might bite Royce today.
He might get on the plane, because you're on the team.
D&P plane is crazy.
He's going to come back for you.
Oh, my God. I'm just.
I know, Roos White. Talk. He'll come back for you.
They got a meeting. Lopez get into it.
They got a meeting this week.
Yeah. He said, I'll smacking.
you. He said, hey, well, my name is Robby.
You do like to hit Whitman. I said, all right.
This should get dark now. But, yeah,
he's wild. He's talking about it. I really don't
say all the hatred. I just want to place the hoos with my fellow
ladies. They got some meeting. They got some meetings this week
about it, bro. For real?
Bro. The statement that the W is going to put out behind this,
God bless them. They got their work cut out.
Because they have not handled issues
of lesser things in the past better, and
this is going to be crazy.
They really having a meeting about this.
I swear to God, bro. Because you got to,
all these niggas read like the actual
rule book and it's like shit
whatever you identify we can't
you know that's in their rules
I've seen girls saying they wouldn't mind having
you know yeah shout to Gabby she said that she was like you know
I'm inclusive for all things and I know so whatever comes with this
but yeah that's a I want to know how mad they're gonna be
with people who's taking their jobs
it's Gabby who we had yeah
oh yeah shot to Gabby
I'm saying but if they start really like
if they let Royce White is better than every girl
in the WNBA real
Nigel, what?
What's funny?
What average?
78 points a game.
Did you see MPJ?
Not Trayon.
APJ, I forgot who we were talking to about it.
Oh, Lonzo, he was like, my freshman year high school, I run through the W.
I was just like, that might be true, but this is not the time to be saying that shit.
It is, though.
It's not.
Yes, it is, bro.
Because now they bullshit.
Because if they let, they got to, like, include him, right?
If he's, if he do, if he go all the way with this shit.
That's the point.
Yeah.
He'd go all the way with it.
They got to include him.
And he's going to average 80 points out.
They're forcing the statement that's about to come out.
It is going to be so ridiculous, bro.
And then if they don't include him, he's going to do this.
And he's going to go crazy on it.
And he's going to average a wild message of friends.
He's going to be elbowing them on top of their head.
He's so crazy.
He said he still can't switch on the pick-or-roll.
To play devil's a advocate, though, how much is character judgment
depending upon getting drafted?
Can they not just say from a character judgment perspective?
Like there's people in the NBA who are talented enough to be there
but have bad character, quote unquote.
They can do that.
They can.
But see, the problem is that when they get across a situation that's quote unquote real,
now what?
Everybody can have bad character.
Can't say that by everybody.
You can't say everybody of a particular gender of race
or whatever they identify as bad or something.
Yeah, they can have these.
They can knock these two because they got real rollouts.
Somebody's just coming to try out.
I killed.
You can't.
Now is discrimination.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why the league is messed up.
They kind of like,
what are we going to do because
this is starting some shit.
Look, y'all already rescinded that tape for
Kayla Clark, boy. Y'all got a full weekend on y'all.
Kaylee Clark.
Tep line.
She ain't going to score on these things.
These things are going to come to a league.
But like, they're making so much money,
now they're making a million dollars.
She's not more because you got to get paid off your value.
Oh, any scanners going to ask you.
If I bring my niggins from a dream,
ruin that motherfucker
it's over
they cut in first round
drafts in the W
that's a fact
come on man
you see what Donald Trump
said a few years ago
he said if LeBron James
was supposed to
you know what I'm saying
Swiss odds
we go with a chip together
and I thought
that clip would that be
so old and every services
bro
one of the illest things
I've ever heard bro
he average 58 and 50
in his cancer
bro
he changed his name
for freedom
he might even get
that many rebounds
he'll get that many
he'll probably be like
50 and 15
yeah man
God bless
17 blocks.
He had some working off
for y'all.
Yeah, absolutely, bro.
I don't know what they're going to do
in the world with that.
I tell you,
I think we're being too dramatic about it.
I swear to God, they're not,
they're about to be giving real.
Like, if you're not,
if you wasn't originated as a woman,
it's probably over, bro.
Yeah, I can say that.
It's not inclusive then.
They're going to change the rules.
The W has to write,
this is a day league.
They can change the rules, bro.
If you wasn't birth
as a woman.
Shout out, change if you want to change.
Let's see you in the NBA.
Can a woman play in the NBA?
No, they can't play with birth as a woman.
You ain't about to get genetically
you can turn it into something?
I'm just saying, if you identify as a man,
can you make it to the NBA?
Let's see.
No, bro, because they're not good enough as well.
I know they ain't good enough.
I'm just saying, like, is it a rule?
It's not.
It's the truth.
A girl, Brittany Grotto would have been tried out for the NBA.
She's like, said, this league, too.
easy. She'd have been tried out for the Wizards
niggins. If she could?
I mean, she's already, nigga, she's on child
support you. You might as well
try out for this nigga league.
Yeah. Don't play football or something because
you're just not good enough.
It ain't no rules against it.
No general restrictions.
Richard Harris. He won't Jazz
seventh round of 77. Damn, they had
seven rounds of draft. She got drafted in 77.
And Denise Long, by the Warriors in 69.
Though the pig was voided. Respect.
They weren't transgender.
Yeah, I'm just asking.
They were just girls.
So you can't play as a woman
at the NBA.
Women who were drafted in the NBA.
Listen,
exactly.
I'm saying this whole argument is starting
from women or men transitioning to women.
I wouldn't give a fuck what you transition to.
You ain't making them to me.
Whoever Lucy Harris is.
In 77,
there's nobody give a fuck.
Hey, don't tell them what she was doing in the locker room.
She's probably just there.
She just got drafted.
Yeah, she just got drafted.
I just wonder, like, could a girl go play?
Yeah, her's like, she's a poor day that make a lot of content around her, for sure.
They're probably going to use that at them.
Roy's why and I'm going to use that as an example.
They're in there, boo.
That's a boy.
God bless me.
I don't want to see them dudes.
Like, I know they're doing all that shit for making a point, but I hope they don't let, like.
They're going to roll in a W, bro.
Yeah, the W.
The W.
The W.
You feel me, bro.
Jujo.
Nake.
She was killing.
She was killing.
That's why she got draft.
She average.
It's 2016 and 14.
Respect.
Come on.
We didn't really.
We went to Delta State.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
She went to air traffic control school.
Come on, bro.
We, that's not even...
Come on, man.
It was 77, but it wasn't too many opportunities, bro.
Like, respect, bro.
Yeah.
But nobody talks about her.
It's a legendary woman right here, bro.
From this shit right here, it's about to change everything.
If they allow one of these people to get,
If they draft the, what's the name from France and come over here?
Bro, it's over.
Yeah, that's going to cost them issues for sure.
We'll see what happens, boy.
But what about they get drafted and they're sad, though?
And the girls cooking him, though.
But I see it.
I think that's the bait.
Like, cooking day.
Bill.
That's the bait.
I don't care.
I also got a damn scared.
Yeah.
I was like, I ain't scared, bro.
Yeah.
That's the way.
You went through every pro now.
He said, I don't know what to say.
I'm dumb, bro.
We're not fed up.
I don't know.
Cooke.
Hey, fuck her.
Leave whoever you want to be.
Love you want to love, baby.
Barles can't go too soon.
I know.
I can.
This is that what my nigga March for.
I'll be a call him.
Hey, somebody has the Pitch six.
It'll be okay.
And the lamellas for me, please.
I need that.
This is crazy, bro.
That's why I swear to God.
I'm so mad I was born with y'all.
Because especially with my lot of work now,
I've got to be so cautious of what I say, bro.
They should have grabbed me when they grabbed Bernie Mac.
I ought to be cool because this is crazy.
Speaking of scandals, while we're here,
do you see Pablo Torre and Kauai?
Well, I'm tired of him.
Nah, bro.
Why keep fucking with Kauai.
Bro, they get to the bottom of it, bro.
He had a deal with the scoreboard.
Yeah, Genie Busson.
Yeah, they asked us for stuff off the table.
I swear to God, I said,
Oh, you are the pocket now.
Yeah, bro.
You could have kept that.
So what they're going to do with Kauai?
They're going to avoid players' contracts, bro.
Yeah.
If you get a chance, please read it this.
Pablo Tori is doing the lowest work for sure, man.
Oh, he's not.
It's the devil's work, bro.
So he had a deal with the scoreboard.
Yeah, bro.
Cowan fool, boy.
It said his name was never on there.
He's a legend, bro.
That nigga never played and had a deal with the scoreboard.
He just did a home-call commercial.
So I don't need there August 15.
How he can't.
How he can't, like, have a deal with the scoreboard company, though.
They said, we've never seen it.
They said, if he would have planted one tree, this goes on the table.
Planet trees in all of the fucking South Central.
Quiliter might, quite frankly, be one of the goats of all time.
That trade is going to be a free agent.
Oh.
He's going to run.
That's going to shake the league up.
Oh, you know it is.
Give us back our number five pick.
Adam Silver, make it right.
King Wacker, you are a Pacer.
I know Uncle Dennis is pissed.
I seen Ginny Bus.
I said, she made a real statement.
She said, yeah, they asked us for things that was off the books.
I said, oh, that's crazy.
That's lame as hell.
You're out of the league.
Now you're telling.
But also, for one thing, too, they said that, you know,
Adam Silver obviously shot to our guy.
The league is going to tip-torn around this because they're like,
Steve Armour, one of the people we want to have a good relationship with.
That's a fact.
So they, yeah, you ain't going to do too much about these owners now.
I know these are jokes, we have fun with it, but remember who works for who?
Yeah.
Nah, thanks.
Ballmer guy, he's a man.
He just built the new arena for the league.
Yeah, and his money a little bit longer than everybody else is to a certain extent.
So he ain't poor the owner at all.
Yeah.
He's damn looking by all the team.
He's still trying to move to that team, bro.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's why I just hate to see Kauai going through all this shit, bro.
Kauai ain't
He'd be out the way, bro.
He don't say nothing.
He just want to hoop and go home, bro.
Let that man go to the rapters, D.
Bro.
Al-Botura, it's so much of the shit.
Go to the Drew League, bro.
Go to the Drew League.
Best with them niggas, bro.
Hey, bro, the crazy thing is,
the worst-case scenario,
he goes out of the contract
because he's so good.
Oh, yeah.
Like, why he cared about Kauai so much, though?
Because they called him a liar first,
bro.
They said that he was doing bad work
and he was putting some other people in them.
He said, okay.
leave me alone.
I'm going to really show you all that shot out here,
Wiley.
And he came with the receipts, bro.
I'm tired of him.
I am, too.
I ain't going to lie.
I'm not a fan, bro.
Kaua, I don't even talk.
Leave him alone.
I'm not a fan, bro.
Go get some durring somebody to talk.
Yeah.
Well, just leave him to NBA alone.
No, let's bring up.
Go to, like, pop-lob baseball.
Go to friends.
With Dave.
We need.
Investigate that?
No, for real.
Go invest.
that shit. Pablo,
I'm standing on my platform.
Get to the bottom of this.
Help us.
Figure this situation out,
Pablo.
We need you here.
We need you in the real church.
He said Lee Kuala.
Yes, go sit down with day after our game
or, you know, Twitter.
Go sit down with Twitter.
After the game.
And they can figure it out.
Lee Kuala on, bro.
man.
Real talk,
bro.
You're needed in more...
You need it in more better areas
than messing with co-op,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Seriously.
I feel that, bro.
They shouldn't have tried to pull my boy car,
man.
He out here just lobby hood, bro.
He told you, I'm typed in, bro.
He's a legend for sure.
I used to fuck with him when he was on.
What's that shit?
Around the horn.
Around the horn.
Him and Monty had to show together.
Shot him out of a horn.
Bro, he's come on there and get kicked off every time.
He's fucking with.
Yeah.
He's going to pull up, bro.
I'm going to get Popo a little bit.
We got lots of stuff for a short.
Man, shit.
I like Kauai.
Man, he'll be in here arguing, for real.
No, I dare that.
Yeah, I'd be like, you used a hoe.
Why'd be doing that, bro?
We'd get on his ass.
The Raptors all is about to win the championship again, man.
Mm-hmm.
Playing.
Hey, man.
Don't worry, man.
One day, Kowah going to talk, bro, and we were all listening, bro.
We're sure, man.
You're a fucking elite.
Goodbye.
Don't get out here and be in.
Tell the people that can grab some merch.
Shop Club, 5,
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It's going down, man.
Get your tickets for being here in the spirits going down in Dallas as well.
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Let's get this money two in a row this week.
We're going to try again, man.
We appreciate y'all.
We'll catch out next time, Club 520.
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