Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Pacers-Cavaliers & Tyrese Haliburton, B-Hen’s INSANE BET with Myles Turner

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

We’re back with Season 3, Episode 57 of Club 520, and Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Tyrese Haliburton and the Indiana Pacers being up 2-0 on Donovan Mitchell’s Cleveland Cavaliers. The guys react to B Hen wearing a full Pacers jersey after losing a bet to Myles Turner, Jeff making life changing money in the NBA, as well as announce Bow Wow as their 520 Day guest. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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limits apply. Chime checking account required to apply. Out-of-network ATM withdrawal and OTC advance fees may apply. Time me depends on submission of payment. Alright, man, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Will. Same game with me.

You know what I'm saying? Bishop late. So we're going to introduce him whenever he get here to work. It's my right steel, my dog, Young Nacho, Young Teague. How you doing? I'm chilling, man. I'm about to start wearing clothes to this mug, man.

Okay, yeah. It's getting summertime. I'm going to start putting some clothes on. Psych. I was going to say, are you trying to get your shit off now? Nah. Mick Gallagher got you inspired

to get your shit off at work? Put a piano on my back. Pause. I don't know why I said pause. It just sounds like you're supposed to say pause if it's on your back. Yeah, that's crazy. We got a special interest today to work. First of all, hold on.

Niggas is out of pocket. Niggas is late to work and they got their own walk-in. Alright, where does this nigga at, man? Hey, man. Man, where the fuck you get that basketball? Oh, nigga, that's my basketball. Is that the championship basketball?

Oh, my God. Brian Poffer. Travis Hunter. Patriots of Philly. Let's go. At point four. For the Indiana Patriots. My boy came in with the bonafide headband.

First of all, he got he do got the ball collector headband with the duet. Shout out to BC. And not before Christ. Real BC. Yo, man. What the fuck?

Where the fuck you get that jersey from? Shout out to my people at Diggs. Fall to the ass. Had to get my boy Miles. I lost a bet. Oh, he got the magic socks, too. Yeah. Oh, the jersey socks is wicked.

Yeah, bro. It's a jersey socks. The jersey socks. Yeah. Shout out to them. So, Malzahn, this is for you, bro. We had a bet last year, and I'm owning up to it, bro.

Man, shout out to B-Hit, a man of his word, man. Owning up to it. I didn't know it was going this far, because I seen B-Swift tag you. He said, pay what you weigh. I didn't know you was going to show up like this, man. Yeah, man. This shit cost, but, but i mean shout out to the good old fresh

white woods with white shorts i've never seen white shorts well shout out to my guy at digs uh he helped me get this but i forgot your name buddy right off of putting it together being my stylist

for the day the personal shopper dicks is crazy you know what's crazy? When I walked in, though, he was like, you always coming here, but I know what you're coming for. The pastry shit is over there. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, so he directed me to it. I said, I need a Miles jersey.

He got me right, bro. That's for sure, man. Shout out to the white headband though, man. Yeah, we found that. It's a good dude got a white headband. This is a part of the bed as well, man. Shout out to my accessories, bro. I fuck with it. I fuck with it. Shout out to B.H.

Man of his word, paying his debt. But listen, man. 520 days on the way. Pull up next weekend. 517. Live at Beck 9. 520. Live show. I think we can tell who the guest is now, right? Who will live guest B.H.? Who pulling up for the show, man? Man, Freaky. Live show. Yeah. I think we can tell who the guest is now, right? Yeah. Who would live guest be here? Who pulling up for the show, man?

Man, Freaky Bow, man. Bow Wow will be our special guest. Y'all. And we will also be running the first, I guess, episode of For the Love of Barbie. Yeah. Listen, man, we got a great show lined up. Bow Wow is pulling up, man. Live show.

First taping For the Love of Barbie. We're going to talk about that more when she pull up. But, man, we are very excited for y'all to slot. Y'all been doing numbers in that box office. We done sold out a couple times. But this is the last time. We ain't holding no more tickets. Please lock in. Please tap in. We're going to add 100 more for y'all.

We want to see everybody pull up. Have a good time, man. It's going to be a great time. We appreciate y'all coming and celebrating with us the second annual 520 Day. And listen, dropping this weekend, shout out to We Don't Run, GP, and Mike Gillis. We got a dope collab dropping. This is one of the fire tees we got going.

Listen, man, we got a dope collaboration with them. Dope pieces on the way. They are very limited as well. The first 25 people who pull up this weekend get a VIP ticket to the show this weekend. So you got a little bit of incentive to slide on the homies, man. We trying to do it big for y'all. We appreciate all the love and support y'all gave to us, man.

We going to turn up that weekend for sure, man. I know y'all excited about this. Nah, man. I'm geeked. I'm geeked. Back nine. Shout out to y'all for allowing us to bring. Add more tickets to us.

We didn't think that this was going to turn out like this. So shout out to all the love and support from our city and everybody else. Sure. Everybody always showing love. We appreciate that. Come on. It should be a good time. Y'all know we're going to showing love. We appreciate that. Come on. It should be a good time. Y'all know we're going to turn up.

We're going to have a blast. But having Bow Wow as a special guest, we all grew up on that. That's our era. So it happened. A lot of tough questions for Bow, too. Yeah, bro. It'll pull up.

Fuck with us. It's going to be a good time, bro. Yeah. We know y'all seen that Shady Sharp interview. It will not be like that. Oh, no. We're about to have a time

and that motherfucker going to be a show. It'll definitely be some tequila phone, for sure. You see what old girl did to that Don Repo bottle in her head. Yeah. What's up with the Don Repo,

y'all? They putting smut out there? So they gotta stop serving that in the club, man. They need to take that off the shelves, man. What's the... I don't know.

They saying it ain't real alcohol. Well, consider what happened to everybody before and after pictures after drinking that in the club and then what happened on their way home after pictures after drinking that in the club and then what happened on their way home

that's what the word on the street is they got some uh what did it say on there Mike they got some uh the fancy bigos yeah I remember

at one point in time they had the um they had the foheny out here allegedly let's say allegedly so they don't sue us and say that we

for all you people that take all you woke people for the bottles that you shit all you people that take all you woke people for the bottles that you shit ain't open or hell that you have open

if you want to get rid of them I got a truck now I'm pulling up allegedly allegedly they say it got some but it got some

added something yeah some shit that ain't good for our body that's adulterated tequila hey you wanna know what's funny about it?

We're supposed to talk about alcohol just being healthy for us. Because there's no alcohol. It's none. They're saying it's alcohol. Tito's. But you're paying premium prices and they're saying it's not premium. Oh.

So it's alcohol still, but they're saying it's regular. Oh, wait till you niggas see these tears. They're saying it's regular. It's about to get realiggas see these tariffs. They're saying it's regular. Shit, about to get real different. About to get remixed. Allegedly. Allegedly, of course. Remember in the Heineken?

We still drinking Don Julio right now. But we do drink. We're in Corvino. Y'all, you know the vibes. That's what I drink on a regular basis. That is a preferred tequila on this show. Yeah, even though they ain't sent us no. No allegations.

On Greg Corvino. Yeah. No allegations. Hey, re-up. Send the party pack back through. Yeah. even though they ain't sent us no... No allegations. I'm great for Reno. Yeah. No allegations. Hey, re-up. Send the party pack back through. Send some more, buddy. I need to talk to Luke.

Yeah. Uncle Luke? No, Luke. Luke, he gonna get us together. Okay. Shout out to Luke then, man. Luke, get on your job, nigga. Tap in.

We need you. For sure. Listen, speaking of Bow Wow, did y'all see that, you know what I'm saying, BET might bring back some classics. They think about

revamping 106 in part. Yeah, who gonna be the host, though? AJ and Free, fuck it. That was classic. Yeah, they probably too woke both of them. So they gotta let the rappers do it, though. The fact that he had fake braids the whole time is crazy. Yeah, I didn't know that him and

Mystica both had the original units. That threw me off. Yeah, but y'all remember them? Well, his looked more real. His did. Y'all know R. Kelly had the original units. That threw me off. Yeah, but y'all remember them. Well, his looked more real. His did. Because I was going to say, y'all know R. Kelly had the braids. I didn't know R. Kelly had the faux braids, but it does make sense.

But he did. He did. R. Kelly had the knots on the top of his shirt. You knew the thug knots? Up there? The thug knots is funny. Go ahead and barb it on the head.

Let me get the thug knots. But I think my biggest disappointment was the original OG hairpiece of Steve Harvey. Oh. get them thugs. But I think my biggest disappointment was the original OG hair piece of Steve Harvey. Oh. Because shout out to my nigga. I love my nigga. I ain't good.

Go to Great Beards. Smoke them cigars, my nigga. We used to talk about like, damn, this nigga hairline, him and Darren Williams, bro. The crispiest hairline. And DJ Augustine, bro, had the hardest one of them all time.

So to find out that two of them three was Fugazi, hurt my soul to see, bro. Steve Harvey, you a cold nigga, bro. Yeah, the videos on Def Jam, that nigga had the whole sunroof missing. He got a whole head of hair. He popped up with Regina.

That shit look like a microphone now when you watch it, though. That shit look like a microphone when you look at it. It's too perfect. He had a spin move with the hot tops. Shit was bustin'. He got the coldest barber on earth. He had to spin move with the hot tops. Shit was buzzing. Damn, he got the coldest barber on earth.

On Earth Day. He get a lot up every day, bro. This shit don't move. He performing on Earth Day with that motherfucker. When the funk hits the fan

and all my people wanna dance cause I'm getting funky. That's my shit. Them having Rhyme as a backup is still criminal to this day. How dare you?

You disrespectful, bro. You remember the episode they had the white dude on there? Yeah, bro. Yeah, where the white dude was a singer. And they was like, nah, we can't handle

a white boy. It was classic. That's a slept on show, man. Swear to God. Unfortunately, the Bernie Mac show just kind of took off and we don't think back

to look at it at times, but that's definitely one of the best black sitcom shows for sure. I still watch it. It come on Aspire all the time. Damn. Hey, see,

we were talking about that the other day. That's one of them shows that if it's on, I'm going to give it a spin, bro. Yeah shows for sure. I still watch it. It come on Aspire all the time. Damn. All right. See, we were talking about that the other day. That's one of them shows that if it's on, I'm going to give it a spin, bro. Yeah, for sure. Bullethead and Romeo are some of the funniest people

ever in a TV show, bro. They used to have me cracking up. They need to bring the parenthood back out. I wasn't mad at parenthood. I fucked with parenthood. A reboot? I ain't mad at that.

Not a reboot. Just bring the old. They had too many TK and all them. Them or die nowita O. They had too many TK and all them. Yeah. They had too many problems. TK and all them. That was a serious show.

It was too serious, though. But that was real, though. That's why I fucked with it, though. Family matters used to try to have them too serious moments. They were just like, alright, man. Eddie just got jumped for being in the wrong neighborhood. Nigga, there ain't nothing serious about that. Know where you're going. It was a real black shit. I just never watched TV for that.

When it got too dark, bro, I cut it off. I'm like, yeah, I'm already living on 40th Street. I can see this. I'm sorry.

They showing you a real life here. Yeah, my house was cool. I was, you know, fortunate on my neighborhood. But damn, I didn't want to see that,

bro. It got dark on Parenthood, bro. Yeah, oh God. And fucking Moesha, bro. I'm like, bro. Frank Mitchell is one of the worst dads of see that, bro. It got dark on Parenz. And fucking Moesha, bro. I'm like, bro. Frank Mitchell is one of the worst dads of all time, bro. God damn.

You know what show people sleep on? D.L. Hughley's show was low-key fire. It was wild and that's why it was fire because he was living a hell of a life. I ain't really watched the Hughleys like that. I hated that and All of Us. Who was All of Us?

What's a pretty lady name? Diamond from Players Club. Oh, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I remember that. I do remember that. Damn, I do remember that. All of Us is fraud.

All of Us is kind of fraud, though. Because for you to have your wife and your baby mama live like that, that was crazy. That's why Dwayne Martin was different. It was about Will Smith. Yeah, I know, but that's horrible. That's a hell of a life. Goldfish, nigga!

That's still one of my favorite TV shows. That is. He did say that. That is a classic ball that show. Goldfish, nigga. Y'all fraud, man. But I had sitcoms like that, man. But shout out to Bow Wow, man. Goldfish, nigga. Y'all fraud, man. But I had sitcoms like that, man. But shout out to Bow Wow, man.

They need to bring back 106th and Park, man. Yeah. I was looking at the Megal and stuff. Obviously, we ain't too tapped in with that. But I was like, the old award shows is what used to be like

the shit for us. Like, I wish we had them moments again. Yeah, we look forward to the BET Awards. Even the MTV Awards, too. Yeah. What was better to y'all

when y'all was growing up? Shit. MTV for me. I was better to y'all when y'all was growing up? Shit. MTV for me. I was MTV Award. Because they had the versatile music on there. Like when Eminem had all them people

walk out as him? Yeah. That was a classic moment for me. Even like, I mean, I know it's a little bit before a lot of people's time. Even the Source Awards,

like them moments, bro. Like we're not going to get that shit again. That was thuggish, rugish bone right there. Yeah, that bone Yeah that was That was That's when you know

It was tears That's when you know It was tears You had the Sorcerer Wars Then it got a little clean The Black Suburbs The BET Then it was all the way

Malibu Yeah With the TGV That's a fact Somebody was on Twitter Talking about it But just like Yeah Foxy would regret

The Sorcerer Wars What? We would've We would've We would've had that bitch turd. On some real shit, I wish we could interview back then, Suge, like, when he was on his run. Nah, I'm cool.

Y'all don't want Suge? No. On the interview? No. We would've got that Jodeci drop. We might've got dropped. You see how he was doing with Contra I would love to interview Shug bro y'all wildin

I would have too Cube all them niggas back when they was fried Cube Cube cool off Shug our cast fresh off

y'all ain't got no love for the yeah I would have loved that we would have killed a Tupac interview though when they was fried bro we would have that would have been lit

that's low PR time, bro. Because we would have been like, bro, you grew up in New York. Why you bang West Coast like that? And then there you go. Whoop, nigga. Bitch, I do. That's a moment, bro. That's a moment, bro.

Well, those moments back then. We would have been like, nigga, what's up? We would have been like DJ Rick One. And we asked about them motherfucking seizures, nigga. Webby Rick One, Naptown Classic interview. Tap me if you're not familiar. Because I feel like that's where, like,

Charleston White came out too late. Charleston White was supposed to grow up with Tupac and stuff, bro. He did. He did. No, I'm saying, like,

be out there, like, to the world. I think things would've went differently. Yeah, he would've been dead, bro. Shout out to Charleston, but, nah, I mean. You see what that was on, bro?

Can we shout him out? No, I don't know. Fuck it. Too that was on, bro? Can we shout him out? Too late. Yeah, yeah. That's cool, man. Shout out to Chuck, man. Yeah, for sure. I don't know.

That's cool. Hey, I see them all. We about to have some fun, man. Go ahead and be here. What time is it? Barby! Don't get down on my motherfucking wife. See, and I'm out here dressed like Yo Gotti.

And that shit probably going back, so... Ain't that a bitch? Shout out to our sponsor, Dix. I think he's about to take that final turn of the journey right back. Barbie, what's happening? You have motherfucking life to this. Okay. What we got today? What we got today?

What we got today? It's the 520 special. I dropped my shit in the last. What's in the 520 special? This motherfucker. I used to make this drink called the blue motherfucker.

But it was really hypnotic and I used to make this drink called a blue motherfucker. It was a, but it was really hypnotic. No, it was hypnotic. Whatever vodka we had. It's giving me flashbacks. Hypnotic and Hennessy was called a credible hope. Yeah.

Yeah, bro. You gotta run that back for us one day. No, no, you don't. All five 20 days. Incredible. Let's lock in. What's in run that back for us one day. No, no, you don't. All 520 days. Incredible Hulk. Let's lock in.

What's in here, though? A passion for pineapple. I was going to say, I ain't going to hold you. Yeah, it's cool. That's what I tell them. Tell them, I'm just working with what you got back there. Well, D.

Shout out to the household. Now, Barbie, we announced that we are going to the first, the first episode. This will be a mini series. Yes.

Live taping. Please just give the YouTube audio audience three qualifications that you want out of them. For the love of Barbie casting live. Just a quick three. Y'all.

Must have all your teeth. Damn. So they missing one side tooth. They can't miss it. Because don't go... I don't mean to cut you off. Don't go to the money and shit because we ain't there yet.

We're going there. Okay. The teeth is very important. I can't see your side. Next. Are we next? Yes. I'm going to see if I can get a whistle or a buzzer.

So no teeth, buzzer. No teeth. No, that's one. Who else we got? Got to have a headboard. Okay, headboard. No, Barbie. I thought that was.

That's the next step. That's the next round. Okay, first round. This is all look preference. Okay, Barbie. I thought that was... That's the next step. That's the next round. Okay, first round. This is all look preference. Okay, look. Yes. So, teeth. Teeth, okay. Hair or no hair? So, you can be Michael Jordan,

she ain't nervous. She's open. Okay. For now. Okay. Tall or short? I prefer them tall, but I... Okay, don't always think short. Okay, don't matter, really. Shout out to the Short Kings. You got a chance here as well.

Height, come as you are. Ethnicity, are you? Okay. Are you a D out higher? What's up? Dr. Umar follows us. She didn't do this. She didn't do this.

So what? It can't be no white guys? Yeah. Barbie, give it honest. Give it honest, Barbie. Seriously. Can a white guy pull up? A white guy can pull up.

Okay, cool. I've never seen a white guy. So yeah, I would like to see a white guy. You got to be like a Paul Wall or you got to be like a... That's a good question. Is it Larry from Finance or Paul Willigan?

Yeah, that's... Okay. All right. Yeah, because you got Justin Timberlake or Paul Willigan? Yeah, that's... Okay. All right. Yeah, because you got Justin Timberlake or Seth Rogen. Yeah. Don't talk about nigga G-House. Respect, queen.

Okay. Nah, okay. To me, he got to be black, y'all. Wait, do you have a gender preference? Huh? Can it be men or women up there? Studs are welcome, apparently. Shout out to the studs. Just keep that motherfucker at home.

Yeah, don't bring no straps. We will have security. Don't nobody bring no straps. I don't know if Bobby was Kawhi Leonard to weight player. The real Kwhi. Yeah. Look at Evie. I don't have a tights.

She ain't got no tights. You know what? Most girls with dreads. Gaits, girls, straps, all that is what she like. That's damn near. Now I thought about it. Because you said they could come as they are, anybody. So you ain't got no tights for real. Stud I thought about it. Because you said they could come as they are, anybody. So you ain't got no type for real.

Studs be dusty, though. So y'all got to cover all y'all shit, too. Shit, the one that live in Indianapolis will be at my party. Studs be fresh? A couple of them, though. Shout out. You're not real stud if you don't have a polo. They be dressed like that.

No, they don't. My nigga fishy, she coming. She coming. Oh, B, they be wearing jerseys and shit like that. They wearing with the sports bra. With the fat on titties. You can see the side of that shit. Stubbs got the biggest

titties. You should have killed that nigga. He's like, hey, but can they bounce? Hey, it's one of the wildest videos. You said they be having fun. Man, I know. Oh, that's me. Oh, me. Oh, me. Girl be thinking of them Jabobs and what they names be

Ernest E-Dub E-Weezy E-Dog E-Weezy E-Weezy for sure The Roy E-Weezy? E-dog. E-weezy. E-weezy. For sure.

The real E-weezy. Oh, so since, you know, all love to everybody. Love you with love. Now, do you prefer a girly girl or a stud? I prefer a girly girl. I've never dated a stud. Respect. Have you ever dated a girl?

E-weezy. Okay, cool. That's peace? That's enough. That's peace? Respect. Have you ever dated a girl? Okay, cool. That's peace? That's enough. That's peace? Y'all getting a little sensitive about that shit. Oh, yeah. It's just,

it is what it is, man. Ever since Scrabble letters, you know, we had to kind of dial it back. Hey, we all friends, man. Love me with a look. Now,

I want to ask you this. Before, almost Mother's Day, shout out to you, you know what I'm saying, episode going to drop beforehand. What's a almost Mother's Day. Shout out to you. You know what I'm saying? Episode going to drop beforehand. What's a good Mother's Day gift? I know we all, you know what I'm saying,

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A spa day. That's a hell of a drive A road to Dior Shit, where the girl in the middle? My mama ain't going to Dior Flowers, okay So if a nigga got you some flowers in the road And some house shoes, you smooth Nope

Watch out for that Yo nigga, with the headboard Yeah some flowers in the robe, and some house shoes, you smooth. Nope. Oh, yo nigga, with the headboard. Yeah. Are you supposed to get a girl that if you ain't got kids, mom, are you supposed to get a girl? I have something. So that's a thing, because I'm trying to calculate right now, and I'm trying

to figure out. That's actually a valid question I'm trying to calculate right now. I'm trying to figure out. That's actually a valid question. That is a very good question. Very valid question. I'm a person that likes gifts. So if you wanted to get my interest, you'd probably say, yeah.

Sorry, because I'm in a dilemma right now. Do I get my wife a gift for being a good mother or do I get my mama? Because you ain't my mama. Well, you make enough money, you can get both. How many mamas do you get a gift for?

Yeah, do I get my, do I get my mother-in-law a gift? I always get from people I rock with. It ain't, I mean, everybody getting nothing crazy, but like.

I think you give your mother-in-law a gift instead of P. Cause you, she birthed P for you. You have to get your wife a Mother's Day gift. Okay, mother-in-law. Okay.

Get your wife a Mother's Day gift. Oh, get my wife a Mother's Day gift. Do not let me in. Fuck up your, get your wife a Mother's Day gift. Okay, mother-in-law. Get your wife a Mother's Day gift. Oh, get my wife a Mother's Day gift. Do not let me in. Fuck up your... Get your wife a Mother's Day gift. Oh, she's not getting a gift. Nah, I'm just playing.

He's joking. I mean, if you're dating a girl, I don't think it's mandatory. But like Barbie said, it's the thought. If y'all dating, you don't went in there and smacked little man Capri Suns, bro.

Get her a Mother's Day gift, bro. You fucking up the pants, bro. You can get her some flowers, bro. If we don't have a kid together, you don't went in there and smacked little man Capri Suns, bro. Get her most they get, bro. You fucking up the pantry, bro. You can get her some flowers, bro. If we don't have a kid together, it shouldn't be mandatory. Just let me know. And if I don't, yeah, if I don't get you nothing, don't let that jeopardize us. Like, am I supposed to get your kid a birthday gift if I just date you? Because you're not looking at that kid and like, that's be hand shot right there.

You ain't looking at that kid. But if they don't get your kid a gift, are you like, you're not locked in? I don't know. I'm going to get your kid a gift. And I've been buying Father's Day gifts. My son is too. I've been buying Father's Day gifts for eight, nine years now. If I'm dealing with you, be my dad at two.

Okay. Love a Barbie. Here you go. I know one mother. You call your thing daddy. Oh, yeah. I got daughters. Ain't no motherfucking dad-dad. I'm a daddy's girl, but I have my own.

Dad-dad! I heard that one. Dad-dad! El Papi Chula! I'm gonna eat the food. But no, I'll put you... For the love of Barbie is lit, y'all gonna be dad-dad! Nah, if you dating a girl with a kid, Barbie, it's lit. Y'all gonna be die-die. Nah, if you dating a girl with a kid, though, man,

get that girl a gift. Okay. Now, before you got here, I got to ask you a question. You know what I'm saying? Do you do, like, the gift comparisons? Like, if somebody's gift

was a little bit better than the other, it's just like, oh, so why'd he fall off? Oh, my best friend. I definitely do. I definitely do. Y'all better step

y'all shit up for the love of Barbie. That's shallow as fuck. It is. But... That's tough. I do, but it... y'all better step y'all shit up for the love of barbie that's shallow as fuck it is but that's tough I do but it

it should get tricky sometimes cause a nigga might not have as much money as your other nigga no it's all about effort okay

but that effort gift that the was cheaper might be better than the it's all originally you can go to Dior and say just give me that purse

come on yeah what about if a nigga writes you a love note the broke nigga yeah better than the... A rich nigga can go to Dior and say, just give me that purse. Come on. What about if a nigga writes you a love note? The broke nigga. She's going to read that on her way to the nigga with the Dior house. Oh, this is so nice. Hey, I'm outside. She said she's reading it waiting for the buddy to pop out.

In my family, I don't like a dry card. You open them up with coffee. Yeah, hit my hand. What about if it was like a dry card. You open them up with coffee. Yeah, hit my hand. What about you? What about if it was like a gift card, like a Victoria's Secret gift card for 50? And a love note. Oh!

What about $50 lip gloss? Hey, bras is not even. Okay, what's the price? I ain't getting Victoria's Secret. King's Beauty lip gloss ain't 50. What's the average price of stuff at Victoria's Secret? Okay, so he put... $60, girl, your titties gotta be big as hell.

You gotta have stud titties for them. That lame brand. All right, so they put $200 on the card. And I love... I guess that's cool. What's working out here, Kings? See, I told y'all Barbie

full gazy, y'all. I'm not. She try to say, no, what's the thought? Jeff is giving out hell ideas. This is what I'm fucking saying. It's cool.

It's big. I mean. She hit you with the Dr. Omar next time make it $500, nigga. Yeah. I'm very appreciative. Just get her a car, y'all. She want a brand new car.

I'm still good with my gifts so I'll be like, I'll give you a car. Okay. Mash the energy Okay So what's your Hold on

What's your average price When you go get gifts Yeah That sentimental shit I went motherfucker better not bring me a picture of my grandma

a picture of your grandma with a ring or with a knife bitch I'ma cuss you out bitch you better never you better never do that I'ma do it do you get

do you get do a stepdad get a gift from a father I'm looking for a stepdad gift. A gift for my father's day? But if you got a gift that big. I ain't never got a gift.

I just calculated some shit for my head. I was trying to say something. I was not to say something I was like I don't plug everything in this motherfucker I wonder if that's ever happened a stepdaddy crash out

on the baby wabba been taking care of his son or daughter motherfucker ain't get him nothing cause I really I honestly didn't think I'm gonna call my nigga out John I'm sorry bro that's the first thing I know that really gave a fuck about gifts like if a motherfucker didn't he writes a

Christmas list out for his girl shout out to John man if she don't get nothing on that motherfucker bro he he be tight I get good gifts though so I can't complain about that all my gifts been fired bro I like that though I know that I always eat I get good gifts though so I can't complain about that

all my gifts been fired bro yeah and I'm an expensive gift getter not giver getter

like you just putting that out there yeah my shit be five bands and up you give a fuck about gifts DJ I mean a little bit

of effort is cool I like to be included but yeah a little bit of effort is cool. I like to be included, but a little bit of effort, that's all. I want motorcycles. I want motorcycles and shit. Four-wheelers, dirt bikes. Run that motherfucker up for me. What about you, Mike? You care about a gift?

Nah. Rock a sweatshirt? Nah, I literally... In this Christmas time, birthday time, I already know what I want. I'll just go buy everything I want. Just so nobody can give me shit. Because I don't really... I don't want nobody to feel like I owe you shit.

Oh, you my wife? We owe. I runs it up. Because I feel like... Even if she about to give, one way or another I bought not me Sierra has

all of her own money not at the teaks I'll just be like no no no well Mike gives allowances and stuff don't do that I don't do that I don't we all in one family but it's tears of niggas.

Yeah, this nigga, his wife bought some and he gave her the money back. No, no, no. Not at the Teague's household. Hey, we very petty at my household. We hold each other very accountable. For one, for all. Her money's my money. My money's her money.

Oh, yeah, you drunk. Now you lying. That ain't mine. Listen, my money is my money is y' my money. My money's her money. Oh, yeah. You drunk. Now you lying. That ain't mine. That's why he said to me, him was a... My money is... My money is my money. My money is my money.

Her money is her money. Yeah. No, I mean... And then... There's nothing wrong with that at all. And groceries is our money. We get groceries together. I just don't look at it like that.

I just feel like if I... Because if you go out and buy yourself a purse, and you come home and show me, I promise the last thing I'm thinking about is Zilla, you back. I swear to God. Maybe, you know what I'm saying, or something like or like, damn, can you give me, you know what I mean?

Maybe, but me thinking about that... Not a thought. She said the last thing I'm Zilla, you back. It's not even a thought in my mind. Not a real thought, like that purse is fire. I love, love her to death. But if she go buy a Louis Vuitton bag, she bought that motherfucker. If it's something out of pocket, yeah, but Sierra

really don't be spending shit like that. I'm like, oh, this is nice. You got a chance against white forces. Let me get me a pair too. No. I try to buy everybody in house shoes. That ain't my movement not at all

that sound like me I'ma at least look I'ma at least look for everybody everybody don't get it every time but I'm trying that's me

shout out to my boy Maybach O my boy Maybach you gotta get out the mud kill me Maybach O one more y'all

yeah the real Maybach O the real shout out to Tay D You got to get out the mud, killer. May I go one more, y'all? Yeah, nah. The real, the real. The real, the real. Shout out to Taydee. Big O. We're going to call it Big O. I'm getting some shoes.

Like, the grades got to be right. If them motherfuckers ain't right, boy, you be wearing the same shoes for three years. Damn. All right, we got to get O to whip, man. That's loading now. It's coming soon. Tom T.

Shit. Oh, man. I'll get my nigga, yeah coming soon. Tom T. Oh, man. I'll get my nigga, yeah. I will. I'll get a whip. Your grades are high. I'm showing love to everybody. We bought my niece a whip. I'm glad we got to this subject.

They got... Remember we talked about the $5,000 car? Shout out to Gary. We got my niece a whip. What was it, about five bands? $4,000. Well, that's why. How's it running?

$4,300. $4,300. Where that motherfucker at, Mel? Wait. She just got the car. They bought it from a motherfucker next to Frenchie. Listen here. She just got the car.

They didn't go to. I told them I'm a $4,300. She's like, that's a good, decent here. She just got the car. They didn't go to... I told them I'm a 4300. She's like, that's a good, decent car. It's in the shop. The girl ain't drove it. Listen, though, bro. My thing is...

Right. Who serviced it before it was purchased? What's the car fact? Come on, Mike. Talk to these niggas. How many miles it got on? Yeah, like,

what we doing? It's Kelly Bloomberg Price. That's the first $4,000 car. For $4,000, it got $188,000. Somebody had a for sale sign written on the back window, and y'all called the number. Nah, niggas ain't going to Longs to see the car. I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to take this too.

Ice Cube drove that. Motherfucker, I don't care. They are. This is why I'm out of service. What the fuck about a National Lampoon car? He said she got a check to chase with. But listen, she already in the shop, so I told my mama y'all out of pocket.

Jeff, that's, listen, y'all was out of pocket for not doing y'all shit. Y'all should have put $5,000. Nigga, you just ball whipped. That was it. Look, look, look, hey, look, look. That motherfucking Jeep was on its last leg. He just copped it.

He had to go get the big boy. Am I right? Did I win? Did I win? Yeah, nigga. Your turkey is nice. That motherfucker cold. That motherfucker cold.

But that Jeep. The snitching on the shop. Yeah. And we all know what you paid for the Jeep. But. No, I paid a good amount for the Jeep. It was decent. But it just, it kept breaking down.

My point exactly. But that's different though. He also called the number in back. Yeah. He didn't go to an actual record store. Right. I did, yes. Oh, you called a nigga off the street?

Yeah. I didn't call that nigga from Music Monday. No problem. I didn't do that. Y'all are proud. But we just saying, because now this nigga pull up. Hey, y'all talking about that little fucker.

And he ain't even did all the shit he was doing to it. Shout out to Enterprise for my rental. Hey, that nigga's fucking hell. Just to advocate for myself, I do want to say everybody here has bought a new car except me. I think I deserve a pay raise. Me and Mouth both.

I haven't bought a new car. Actually, you have bought a new car. You bought your new car first. Jeff ain't bought a new car. I haven't bought a new car. You bought your wife a car. Nigga, that was my mama's car. You bought it? Nigga, I just bought my mama a car. Who you gonna buy that car for? Same difference. The car was bought. Me and Malcolm bought a car. Me bought my mama a car. Who you gonna buy that car for? Same difference. The car was bought. Nigga, I bought my... Me and Malcolm bought a car.

Me and Malcolm bought a car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Malcolm bought a car. That's all I'm saying. But you were the first person to buy a car, though. I bought a car before. Nah.

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You had it in the Rango when you first started. Nigga, yes, you did. I'm talking about when you got paid. When we got here

to the new studio. We been getting paid. You bought... What you talking about? I was thinking about a Volkswagen. Yeah, nigga. That's what I to the new studio. We've been getting paid. This nigga bought a Volkswagen. License plate three. Oh, nigga. Fuck niggas talking about my business. Fuck these niggas. We're on the title.

What the fuck? Our license plate is crazy. I don't love y'all niggas. Fuck these niggas. What we're going to do is tell on each other more. What am I going niggas been doing. Fuck wrong with these niggas. Because what niggas is telling each other, boy. What we gonna... What's wrong with these niggas? What if we gonna throw

a nigga to the bus and roll over him when she got hot niggas? What niggas gonna throw that motherfucking thing? What's up, bitch? Look, we didn't...

Barbie, by the way, stay for the rest of the show. Fuck it. We didn't forget to tell your aunt to go home. Look, you hear that? Right on, Barbie. We appreciate you.

Barbie like, my son got ghosted. Hey, come on back. Come here, Barb. Shit, we here now. They love when you here, shit. They always get mad at me for kicking you out.

That's the truth. You can put down your collection plate. Fuck you. No, aren't you? I'm going to get the gym. I thought that was a weapon. I'm going to ask you one last question about the dudes.

Okay. So, if they tell you they ain't got no job, they trying to find their way, or they going to make it past round one for the love of barb? They finding their way. I don't know. They just going through some time. I don't have a job, but I'm an entrepreneur.

I got my own business. Yeah, but I'm saying, you know, some niggas. Construction. Yeah. You don't know where it is, though, in the jar. I could have just started my LLC could have been bought yesterday. I just got it going. Yeah, so.

I just hope the homegirl Twitter, she said, this nigga said, he said, I travel for work the whole time he an Uber driver.

That's hard. Well, see, you can get him with that. Respect my job description. So, he travel for work. Travel for work. And he's an Uber driver.

And now he, he making real money. He got to have a black truck, y'all. Okay, respect. for work. And he's an Uber driver. And now he's making real money. He gotta have a black truck, y'all. Okay, I respect. Hey, niggas need rides everywhere, Bar. You're being a little too judgmental here. A regular Uber driver can't get no pussy. It's crazy. What about me doing DoorDash and Uber?

Oh, he's trapping. I want somebody that has money. I work really, really hard. I don't want that as mine. Boy, if you doing Uber and doing... That transmission is through, nigga. Make your money, bro. If you doing DoorDash, nigga, you're definitely up for me.

I'm about $25,000 in on DoorDash. Taking the motherfucker To the airport And sliding to McDonald's Nigga I was pressed Nigga this how retard No I mean This how This how

This how slow I was For a moment You know on DoorDash You can pick the tip Nigga I would just Tip tip tip tip I wouldn't even look At the presser tip

That was That was rocking up Niggas was thank you I was like Why they can't give me Thumbs up and shit? Like, what the fuck? Let's take a 30%.

Boom. Nigga wasn't even looking. Wow. What's that? The average salary of a door dasher and an Uber driver together

will be about $56,000. Ooh. Fire. Yeah. The average salary in America is only $63,000. That's if they do both.

Oh, Uber driver. Oh, yeah. The average salary in America is $63 that's if they do both oh Uber driver the average salary in America 63,000 Uber and DoorDash teachers are fucked they gotta do it both they do both

what's the average salary of a teacher because of below 45,000 and they deserve a raise for dealing with everybody's badass kids all day

Uber driver's eating 56K is nice yo I thought it was nerdy to the teachers this year I'm a teacher Uber drivers is eating 56Ks It's actually staff appreciation week Yo, who's Y'all want to donate to the teachers this year? I'm a teacher 72,000 in America 72,000 The average teacher salary?

Because now you have more private charter schools The average salary of a public school teacher is 50,000 That's crazy And in teacher is $50,000. That's crazy. And in Indiana it's $44,000. In Indiana it's $44,000?

It's $44,000. You damn near can't have no kids. I think $50,000 is cool if you doly. If you single and ain't got no kids you can make $50,000 work but if you ain't

$50,000 is some good chicken y'all. I think if you're financially responsible you can $50,000 you can't have no kids. That's taxes. That's 50K before taxes, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that's a tough budget to make. You can't have no kids. I mean, they're not getting taxed all that much. They're going to get taxed. I mean, yeah. You're getting a refund. Yeah, but I'm just saying. You're getting in the back.

You might make money for having a kid. Yeah. You might. But just think about it, though. If you got a kid, you might make money for having a kid. You might, but just think about it, though. If you got a kid, you got to whip. $4,300. How much do you think I rent? Probably like $1,500.

For a two-bedroom? Really? $1,200. In a nice neighborhood? $1,700. You'd be cool with $1,500. $1,750. You live in a nice place. That's not my room. I know. Yeah, DJ lives above a restaurant. That nigga's five beds above.

DJ got an ice cream shop. Excuse me? Move, Chris. He's driving a local. I'm saying it's over there. Get me wrong. It's over there. It's over there. It's a hospital. No's over there. It's over there. It's over there. It's over there. It's a hospital just in Florida.

No, fuck y'all. Hold on. What else is over there? Hold on. You got... Yeah, you got... Why is that the person you said? Hold on.

Mike Watson. That is literally my favorite place. You literally got Smoothie King right there. Yeah. By the way, he live in Fisher's. If you see me, say hi.

He live in Fisher's, so that should tell y'all a lot. $50,000 is smooth, y'all. If you see, oh, my mom, you can make it work. If your car paid off, if you ain't maxing shit

to the max, you cool. I'm saying, if you got a kid. Only thing I would say heavy with education is a lot of times, I mean,

people who got degrees and that stuff, they probably have student loan debt, too. So it only gets forgiven after a while if you got a kid. The only thing I would say heavy with education is a lot of times, I mean, people who got degrees and that stuff, they probably have student loan debt too. So I don't know if it gets forgiven after a while if you're in the education field,

but that can be a tough beast for sure, but a lot of people have made it work with less. I think your first four or five years having kids can be real tough

because like daycare is the most expensive. But once they go to school, 50 is smooth. 50 is smooth. Section 18, you get 200 a week my sister got some daycares

she still ain't paid me rent she get 300 a week tell your mom to pay me some god damn rent I done bought I done bought these god damn houses now I turned them into shit

and I ain't got no rent in the bed I'm just playing I'm just playing shit you should holler at my sister though, man. Nah, 300 a week, yes.

Oh, she got two spots? Cause you got pampers and shit. That's not newborns though. Newborns is higher than that. They say it costs $20,000 to raise a newborn in 2025. 20? Ah, yeah, that's why I'm not fucking with them.

20 bands? 20,000. That's what they say. Responsibly. Somebody in this house ain't gonna work. We need assistance. Yeah, I think that's cap. $25,000 to raise a kid, a newborn.

That's a little excessive. That's probably what? Daycare a day. Daycare a day, Pampers, milk. That's crazy. I forgot. Formula is hot in the bitch, though. I swear to God, I forgot we was podcasting.

We start talking normal as hell. I swear to God. You got to get health care, formula, diapers. Shout out to the NBA. I got health care for free. Yeah. I mean, you're smooth. Child care.

Yeah. It actually costs to have the baby, too. Yeah, dude. True. Yeah. So you just had that motherfucker at home? Formula. I get that like more than cold, nigga.

With the ketchup smit. But they also are including your rent. Oh, okay, cool. Would y'all do that, though? Have your baby at the crib? Never. If I had another one, I'd fuck it. Get his bathtub.

Y'all gonna get a doula? Cut the jets on. Abdullah Magada. Shan gonna get a doula? Cut the jets on. Abdullah Magada. Shanice is a doula. Oh, true? That's tight. Oh, yeah, that's smart. Oh, damn.

That's nasty as fuck. She's a different breed. Yeah, you's a gangster, bro. Watch a baby pop out, that motherfucker. Don't bring that trauma home. I would. That'd be tight.

You would watch a baby pop out? Not my own. I think I'd rather feel the body Of what Obama flew up Before I watch a baby On me bro I used to When I was little

This is crazy We used to My best friend used to Oh at the time Nigga named Daryl Ellis His dad used to On a funeral home We used to go

Yeah In that motherfucker Ride our skateboards And be all in With the dead bodies and shit And it never scared me Like I never was fucked up Like I'd be like

Damn that nigga dead They'd be like It's still fart wise dead Like They'd be like, it's still fart-wise dead. Like, for real. True story, motherfucker. In my family, he rose up. He didn't have enough in him at his true. I said, ooh. That would've scared me. That would've scared me. He didn't have, well, if you don't put enough

in him, bro, they can rage. Yeah. He was a junkie, so that probably, that motherfucker that motherfucker Britney Spears probably was stealing that nigga's ass. He's heavy, motherfucker. I mean, shit, it was kind of like pushing down, shit. I mean, it was to the back.

I don't remember if I was young, but I remember he didn't like stand up, but the nigga like rose up like ah. That motherfucking giz in him was... That motherfucking Giz and him I didn't have blue magic nigga

it's crazy though when you think as a kid I was never scared to be at the funeral home for real me either bro my sister was about to do this shit

my sister J but she ended up mortuary school yeah taking a different career but yeah I wasn't scared bro I'd rather do that bro

I seen my babies born my first bro I definitely threw up bro alright oh I definitely moved I wanna do I wanna do like bro. Oh, I definitely moved. I wanted to, like, the first thing when I first got money, I wanted to, like, I want a funeral home.

That's very profitable. Yeah, I felt like I was like, everybody going to die. Like, I wanted to be a part of prisons, and I want to be a part of funeral homes. Damn. The real Michael Jordan. This was my thought process. I was a fucked up mom, but I was like,

everybody go to jail, Everybody going to die. Like, if you invest in them things, it's always going to be like my homes. Everybody needs places. Huh? Because niggas die in your jail.

They don't look at you real suspicious. No, because it's like two people. Like, they die. But I'm just saying,

like, if you really think about profitable business, it's not cool because I know how many black people go to jail and they go for some shit

that they didn't even do for some different reasons but like when I was looking at shit I'm like I'm going out how I can make money I'm like you need houses

you need land people always need somewhere to stay I'm like niggas always need something to eat niggas always gonna die and niggas go to jail

having a funeral home in jail bro fuck it it's like sky's up get on the trampoline you can go dunk you can go to jail. Having a funeral home in jail, bro. Fuck it. It's like Sky's out. Get on the trampoline. You can go dunk. You can go eat. You can have a birthday party.

That's a sick ass monopoly. If you think about it, bro, that's how everything's going to happen. But if you look at a lot of rich people, wealthy people, with their money inside it, you'd be surprised when niggas make a lot of money.

I just wouldn't put no money in the jail because I know a lot of niggas don't. Thank you for having morals and values. Yeah, I wouldn't. He was brainstorming. I'm saving it. When I did my map, I'm like, what does everybody do? What do they need? They need food? Any place to stay? They're going to die.

And somebody's going to get in trouble. Yeah. If y'all still want to think about it, we ain't doing nothing but growing. You stab him, we grab him. That's our focus. Hey, you stab him, we grab him. We use the limo from Vegas.

Hey, shit. Hey, matter of fact, that's the best of the funeral home, man. Five weeks to the end. Y'all ever seen the one where Mojo Brooks was doing a funeral home? That nigga said, y'all ain seen the one where Mojo Brooks was doing a funeral home? That nigga said, y'all ain't got the payment. Oh, take that nigga out of there.

Getting repo at your funeral is crazy. He said, oh, baby, we don't take it. We want somebody down. It's a motherfucker we know, Jeff. Nigga, I went to their funeral, bro, and that motherfucker, they was not playing. Motherfucker, they was not playing. Motherfucker, they had that payment. That nigga was in a motherfucker Nike Elite box.

What did they want? What did they want? On my soul. That nigga, they said he would not be in this motherfucking casket until they put him in a wood box. If you don't got that payment, I don't know how y'all funeral homes are, but I promise to God my nigga was in a wood box. If you don't got that payment, I don't know how y'all funeral homes are,

but I promise to God my nigga was in a wood box, bro. Until they gave me that payment, bro. Shout out to Love. That's a hell of a spot to shit. Not you, not you. Love.

Hey, that's funny as fuck. You heard that? You about to enjoy it, man. She partying. You on the show. Yeah. 520 Afterlife. You stab him, we grab him.

Get the promos ready. Classic. The merch. You stab him, we grab him. I love that one. That is crazy. Jeff, I want to ask you this question because I have been seeing a lot of people talk about it. I know it's draft time.

People know what I'm saying. Yeah. Trying to get their dreams come true and stuff like that. I want to ask you, what's that responsibility? Like, obviously, you come from a long lineage of people who have been successful in your life. But, like, to a lot of people, like, you made it. What's that pressure like? Because you get to live your dreams, but you also realize, like, what that means for everybody else that's around you for that dream? Oh, it's a crazy amount of pressure because, I mean, my circumstances,

I didn't come from a place for money. My family didn't come from money. My dad worked hard, my mom worked hard, but we didn't have money. So when you make it to the NBA, essentially you made it, you become a millionaire. Your first year, if you're not a top pick, if you 20 and behind, 19 and behind, you're not a millionaire because after taxes, you're a millionaire your first year if you're not a top pick if you 20 and behind 19 and behind you're not a millionaire because after taxes

you're a hundred thousandaire but everybody think you're a millionaire and eventually you know you want to take care of your people and like we talked about

the other day a lot of other people we could say like some people in different situations that come places with money they don't have to take care of their family

but in my situation you come and set some money not that you got to take care of their family. But in my situation, you come and send some money, not that you got to take care of your family, but your family is like, shoo, that's a burden off of us. Maybe he could take care of the rent or whatever the mortgage was.

He can. So it's some pressures. Yeah. Especially if you come from a background that I came from. So you want to be successful playing basketball. You want to do your thing, but you don't,

you're playing for something else. It's like a good and bad pressure. It's like, I got to put in this work so I can make sure my people are straight. But also, it's pressure. If you don't play well, you don't do well,

and you don't get that second contract, you don't get that shit, and your parents was banking on you to make sure that everything was straight, that's a tough life. i was just blessed to be able to do pretty good you know i mean be able to help my mom and dad but it was some pressure stuff yeah i couldn't imagine like i said we had all my conversation but i would just look at this like especially people like my fluid age group and stuff like that for some of us we are the first generation of people who graduated from college or the first one would be successful entrepreneurs or x y and z and it's

like all right now we set the tone for our future generations but people be like why is it happening now man a lot of people deal with a lot of pressures that other people don't have to deal with a lot of situations that you got to pull your family out type situations like my dad had kids when he was 16. and my mom had my sister when she was like 17. So they started life earlier. And that was like my dad used to always preach to us like, hey, don't be, hey, live your life. That's why I ain't got kids to this day.

Because he used to always say, man, the doctors and the lawyers, they made sure they was doctors and lawyers before they start having kids. That was their priority. Now when they had kids, they might've had them at 38, but shit, it ain't no pressures. They kids is gonna be well taken care of when they long gone, whatever.

But so that was always my mindset. Cause my dad, I watched my mom and dad, I got older brothers and sisters. And then like when you make it to the NBA, you don't just take care of mom and dad. So you gotta look out for brothers and sisters. And then, like, when you make it to the NBA, you don't just take care of mom and dad. Shit, you got to look out for brothers and sisters, too. These is nephews, yeah.

Yeah. Like, shout out to my nephew, but it ain't your responsibility, but you feel responsible. Like, shit, I can't... You don't feel obligated. Yeah, you're like, I can't be living like this

and my sister ain't got a house that's paid for or my brother or whoever it is. They don't got a crib. So you kind of feel responsible. And I'm just lucky, lucky. I'm thankful, for real.

I praise God all the time that I was able to do some shit to make sure at least my brothers and sisters had cribs. You know what I mean? Nah, thanks. I just think our parents and shit had lack of resources, too, bro. I mean- It really was, bro. I mean, because they grew up in a different- Like- Our parents old, bro. I mean, because they grew up in a

different environment. My parents old, bro. Mine's is too. My mom and dad. I got a brother your mama age. That's crazy as hell. My great-great-nephew. You got a great brother.

How old is your oldest brother? Probably 61. Yeah, that's crazy as hell. That's old as fuck. My daddy was like 63 or some shit like that. My parents was raised, nigga, to be hustlers. And they figured it out. My dad made great money, nigga. But it's just, nigga didn't have no resources, bro.

He had to figure it out. Wasn't nobody, it wasn't no trust fund, no shit like that. But that's most black people, though. Yeah, but I'm saying, though, the resources, ain't nobody it wasn't no trust fund no shit like that but that's most black people though it ain't yeah but I'm saying though the resources ain't nobody giving us

no information we just getting information really cause of social media yeah like I said we're the first generation that had access to tangible answers like

you could just hear anything but we started being able to go on the internet and see that shit like we were the first people who would go get some of those answers generations before

just had to take what was spoon feds and some of them got the answers but some of that shit was too late especially about finances first people who would go get some of those answers. Generations before us just had to take what was spoon-fed to them. Some of them got the answers, but some of that shit was too late, especially about finances and stuff like that. Yeah, whatever you're trying to do, bro, you can get on YouTube

and get some game. Really? That facts. So, I don't know. I just think that's the difference. Like, for my house, like, my dad graduated from college, so he pooped.

My dad hooped, if y'all ain't know. My dad hooped. He went to Missouri and Boston University. So, he graduated from college. He did that whole thing. But like you said, he couldn't live his dream because he had kids when he was little.

So going, trying for the NBA, he ain't make it. That was like the last cut for the Pacers. You know, usually people go overseas. He couldn't do that. So that was his biggest thing. Like, boy, you don't want to be me. Well, you can't leave. Like that.

So that's why you got the Jeff you got. That's why I'm the selfish nigga that I am. Because of him. I always tell y'all, I always say I'm probably the most selfish person ever because I was going to live my dream. I was going to live my life. And y'all be like,

why, you know, y'all got kids. They're like, why y'all got kids? Because I'm selfish as fuck. I get a little worried every other day. Like, yeah, he's quitting today. Today's the last part. I'm saying fucking today. I'm very selfish. But when I love, I love hard.

And so I love y'all niggas. So I be like, shit. Kids are just different than this, though. Yeah, I know. Like, he don't have to deal with us. But quitting a kid? No, no, no. I would never quit a kid.

Like, if I was to have a kid, now I would have a kid because I'm comfortable in my life. All right. But I was like, I was never going to have a, like, of a motherfucker would have told me,

hey, you got to go to court for child support. Lord. Like, I don't know what I would have, I don't know what I would have told me, hey, you got to go to court for child support. Lord. Like, I don't know what I would have... I don't know what I would have been like. Not to talk to anybody, but like, I would have lost my mind. Like, bro, no.

I think you would have did it, though, bro. I would have, but I never wanted that. Hey, got a him. But I probably would have just been with the I would have been with the lady bro

Barbie how you feel about that you going to court with that he said hey shout out to you for having this baby but you know what I'm saying

I'm so glad she here good question DJ I would have I would have I would have probably just been with the girl that's what I'm saying like and then that would

have made my life different because I probably wouldn't have yeah but I would have made my life different because I probably wouldn't have. Yeah, but I would have just... That's the kind of nigga I am because I grew up with my parents. So I would have been like, shit, I'm just going to... But shit, that's just how I am.

I would have been like, fuck, I'm going to be miserable for 18. For 18? Boy, you a good gangster, bro. Send me to the joint. That's a real beer. Send me with my niggas. I had to be miserable. I couldn't imagine

if I had that. I couldn't be like, I can't fuck with this nigga. Because to me, I feel like I know this ain't 520 shit, but I feel like, I know this ain't 520 shit, but I feel like, girls,

if you get on my nerves, I don't want to fuck with nothing with you. And you got my kid. You come to the game and you done took me through the ringer with courts

and all this shit. You try to take me to court for $30,000 a month. I be like, man, fuck you and that nigga, bro.

Like, what? Like, fuck y'all. Like, don't. I'll be'all. Like, don't. I would be on that. My mama ain't going. That's because you come from...

Yeah. Imagine the motherfucker, your baby mama hits you for 30 bands. Like, you're going to be like, nah, I don't want to. I don't want to see this nigga on me. I can't because that's my scene, bro. I'm going to have to just hit that 30.

I'm going to have to... I'm mad at everybody in the world that 30. I'm going to have to bump that 30. Everybody in the world, bro. Yeah, because he is. You will fuck everything and you will figure out the rest later. I'm more of the this baby didn't ask to be here, bro. Yeah. That's me.

Then why the mama doing this? This baby didn't ask to be here, bro. Why you need 30,000? I shouldn't have hung wood in there, bro. Yeah, bro. But it happens over and over and over. I get it. I respect it. Because, I mean, would you, if a nigga offered you a million dollars to shut up,

would you just shut up for the end? I like Barbie. Yeah. Team player. All right, we're about 500,000. It depends. Like, she already has a baby daddy, so, like, she hung with baby daddy. No, no, no. It depends. Like, she already has a rich baby daddy, so, like,

she can't be a baby daddy. No, no, no. This is a brand new, this is a first round. No, this is big. Like, the first time a rich nigga gets you pregnant, he offer you $500,000.

To go to Dairy Queen. Yes. Nah, no, I'm saying $500,000, y'all gonna keep the kid, but look, here go $500,000, don't put me on child support,

this child is gonna rot. For how long? No, nigga, that's $500,000 to take care of the kid. Oh, that's the final $500,000? That's $500,000, don't put me on child support, this is how we're going to rock. For how long? No, nigga, that's $500,000 to take care of a kid. Oh, that's the final $500,000? $500,000 for 18 years. Oh, no deal. She's going to hit you with a no deal. It don't cost $500,000 to take care of a kid for 18 years. But see what I'm

saying? Nigga's talking about no deal at $500,000. That's only $27,000 a year. I don't give a fuck. You just told me kids was $20,000 you told me the infants was the most expensive stage I would type

yes he can go there nigga pipe me township school is not private school is considered a gift $27,000 actually is not bad for a kid a year especially a little bit but you know what they want you to take care of them too but if you have the opportunity to get

$30,000 a month and you gonna sleep in it ain't your money though oh but see see what I'm saying $30,000 a month yiki $30k $30k a month yiki 30k this is why I am Hawaii 30k a month

yiki yeah think about that moment you signed that new deal 30 years 57 million then she go right to the courts

she said we signed a deal yeah are we in the back deal it ain't 30 anymore it's 40 she gonna wear your jersey to court

for sure 30,000 a month you get my fucking brakeisha pregnant for 30. $30,000 a month. You get motherfucker Brock Keisha pregnant for $30,000 a month, I'm a Tyrese Halliburton Trey Murphy. Because I got to lock in

with a white breed to get these finances even. Nah, I'm just saying I got to get even. They going to the shop shop. Yeah, I'm trying to get even. I'm trying to make my finances make sense.

Because Brock Keisha is milking me. I'm trying to get even. I'm trying to make my finances make sense. The barkeesha is milking me. I'm not saying that they not. I'm not saying that they not. I'm just saying. I know Sandy. And y'all know I'm opposed to the white woman. God bless y'all, but that's just not my cup of tea.

I'm just saying, at least I can get in good. Because I know if I get another barkeesha, I'm fucked up. You 60,000 at least with mandy mandy like hey my dad has this we're gonna add you to the trust you know i mean jeremy lamb me you might come jimmy the patient i might just switch my whole regimen bro because that 30k a month bro is crazy that's wicked you're gonna be shitty bro but hey that $30K a month is crazy, y'all. You're going to be shitty, bro.

That's what, $360 a year? Yeah. No way, bro. Even $15K a month. I'm like, shit, bro. You know what you make, bro? I don't give a fuck what I make. To give somebody $15K a month? Nigga, I put on.

Because she still want to be a city girl. You got to obtain that life. Nigga, if a girl told me, like, hey, give me $5,000 of crib and a car, I'd fuck with that girl for sure. If you get her a house and a car, yeah, but you wouldn't give me $5,000.

You still going to hit her? You still going to hit her? If my baby mama said, give me five beds, a crib, and a car, I'd hit her. Of course. We locked. We locked. We locked.

You locked it. I fucked with it. We locked. Twin, twin. We locked. Ain't nobody had a house in my name. We locked.

Yeah, we'll get mad. What? Yeah, she has some rules around this motherfucker. So she have another kid out there. Oh, see, man, this is going to happen now. That's why we sorry. Yo, you got some rules around this motherfucker. So if you have another kid, that bitch is my husband. Oh!

Man, this is going to happen now. That's why we sorry. We know this is a sports problem, but fuck it. All right, so you paying for the girl to live. Can't another nigga move in. At the crib I bought? Yes.

Boy, you burned. Boy, I burned. That's why it's going to be in my name. It ain't your girl. That's why it's going to be in my name. It's my house. You can be wherever you want. I'll settle it, y'all. The moment you lose it, I'll settle it, y'all. my name. It ain't your girl. That's why it's going to be in my name. It's my house. You can be wherever you want.

I'll settle for y'all. The moment you lose. I'll settle for y'all. I'll settle for y'all. For sure. All y'all want this crib. Y'all like it? Okay, yeah. What's market value?

400,000. You see a nigga in the ring camp. Yo, yo. My nigga. Tap in. Y'all cock blocking like that, bro. You got her the house to raise me. Yeah.

You not with her. Because she didn't have a man. Yeah, nigga, you ain't got... Now, she's your responsibility. But you're not with her no more. Yeah. And you offer her that,

though, bro. You offer her that. If a nigga move in a house I bought, I need reparations. I offered her a place to stay for free. I did.

I gave her that place to stay for free because she wasn't capable. Y'all being selfish. Oh, he's being capable. Let's go, Mike. Y'all can't control the woman like that, y'all. Bro, what?

That's not true. I'll be dead if I buy a girl a crib and a nigga move in that bitch. But you didn't buy it for that, though. Yes, I did. The reason why you bought it

is because she had a baby. Yeah, I gave you a place to live because you said you need to live how I live. So I bought you a $300,000 crib and it's cool. And she can't have no nigg,000 crib and it's cool.

And she can't have no niggas running in and out that motherfucker. Niggas can sleigh bang all they want. But you will not live here. But you will not be there. A nigga will not be staying there. I'm not checking the ring camera, but nigga came over and What? The moment that I'm with him, we live together.

Oh, where y'all move to? Y'all went to his house? And they like, nah, we're going to stay here. Oh, I'm with him. We live together. Oh, where y'all move to? Y'all went to his house? And they like, nah, we're going to stay here. Oh, this motherfucker for sale. Y'all sold the market. Yeah. You can't have company longer than seven days. Y'all going back and forth.

At that point, you move in. You're not a visitor if you stay here for a week. If I come over to the house to get my son and I see a nigga got a closet full of clothes. You ain't supposed to be out here. What? That's what I'm saying to you. I'm not, nigga.

I'm still cracking. You are not the section editor for me. I'm still cracking. I'm still cracking. I'm definitely still cracking. I was going to say, you going to her closet is crazy. Because I'm only going to have one big mom. So, nigga, if I have another kid, nigga, it's going to be with that same girl.

You're still cracking her. Out here living your life. Well, baby, you ain't got no worries. Talk to him, Barbie. Baby, you got a crib, a car, and you still getting paid. Sit your ass down. Nah, y'all. I'm just playing.

You ain't alone because I'm coming over every other day. Let me stop, girl. I'll marry a good little boy. Who really wanted that life? That's what I thought about it. Nah, this is God talking this is fine yeah but our ladies

understand what we talking about I just feel like y'all can't cuff the career block y'all can't cuff her life man alright but what's

going on we out here being fucking Maury it's not your baby or whatever the fuck you said you are not

y'all ever seen the one where the nigga it was three homeboys and Maury was like baby, or whatever the fuck you said. You are not the... Y'all ever see the one where the nigga... It was three homeboys. And Maury was like... She brought them all in there. It was like, yeah, you ain't the father.

I know you ain't the father. It was like three homeboys. And it got to all three, and none of them was the father. And they all was doing backflips and the worm. All that shit was funny as hell. Thank God I was never a part of no shit like that. She said, I just quit. I don't care who the baby daddy is. I don't care. They like,

you a hoe. You a hoe. I was like, damn. They be talking so crazy in them shows, bro. But 0 for 3 is nuts. 0 for 3 is wild. This a motherfucker on there with 0 for 16. Can you look up on Maury, the lady that came back like seven times? I'm going to know when mine's come out, bro. My shot do crazy. Your you look up on Maury, the lady that came back like seven times?

I'm going to know when mine's come out, bro. My shot too crazy. Oh, yeah. Your kids look just like you, bro. Yeah, I know. That motherfucker ain't me. That motherfucker ain't got no dents

above his lip. I ain't going to lie. Looking at my brother kid, our genes might be strong because she came out looking just like Moop. Well, I said, and we call her Moop because she looks so much like Mo Mook. Well, I said, man, we call her Mook

because she looks so much like Mook. I said, God damn. He would never be in the maligation, Shalonda. Hell no. Her name was Shalonda. Shalonda? How many times

she came on there? 15 times. 15 times. How many kids did she have? It don't matter. She's testing the same one? Yeah. 18 DNA tests.

God. Three children. God damn. Oh, she's wild. 18 DNA tests. God. Three children. God. Oh, damn. She's wild. Her daddy gotta be dead. Y'all don't know the daddy name he ended up being?

Who was it? Tyrell. T-Y-W-R-E-L-L. Ooh, that's some bad lottery to win, boy. I know he was pissed. He probably was like, what? He said,

we got the library. We got the youngest two. Yeah, they done had to call me on Zoom with my face off the camera. We didn't got to like, round eight. Her oldest daughter, she tested 17 people. None of them was the daddy. God damn.

Damn. This website says she's still looking. She's still looking for the daddy? Ain't no daddy. Respect, but it's quiet. That's still looking. She's still looking for the daddy? Ain't no daddy. Respect, but it's quiet. That's like a dopey event. I got no shit pregnant. That's why niggas is trifling. But hold up. The latest

time was 2019. 17 niggas and you she been doing this since 2001. 17 niggas, 19 niggas. Yeah, y'all niggas gotta be careful, boy. It's wicked. 17 niggas gotta be careful boy it's wicked 17 niggas raw dogging her within that

time span her calling 17 niggas like it might be you brother that's what I'm saying a baby is only gonna take 9 months 19 DNA tests that's crazy why would you go on board for this shit post road

that's crazy Crazy. Why would you go on board for this shit? Post-road. Why would you go on board? That's crazy. Oh, Shalonda. Oh, yeah. She has stood now. Yo, Zoom in on her, too. That Zoom is good. Is it?

I don't know her. Before we get out of here, it's AAU season. I want to ask, how y'all feel about the state of summer basketball? Because it's soAU season. I want to ask, how y'all feel about the state of summer basketball? Because it's so crazy now. You got more famous kids in AAU than people actually going to the league or going D1. What's it like? I know you pull up to every event.

I know you've been live with it as a coach. How do you keep your kids' heads like, okay, I know this is summer basketball. I know it's lit. I know it's amazing. But stay locked the fuck in. I love it. I was an AAU kid growing up, so I played at AAU. I love it's lit. I know it's amazing. But stay locked the fucking in. I love it. I was an AAU kid growing up, so I played at AAU.

I love it. And I know that AAU is where you get recruited for real, for real. Yeah. You're going to play high-level talent. You're going to play people the same size as you if you 6'8", 6'10", whatever it is. I love it. The only thing that I hate about AAU basketball is that for Indiana high school basketball, it don't translate because we don't got shot clocks

and all that shit or whatever. But I love it though. I love seeing these kids be able to go out there, be entertaining, be stars, like build you a brand because now in college, you got to be a brand. Facts.

So if you can learn how to do that early, at an early age in high school, you still got to put in the work. That's the part I don't get. Like people become famous and they don to put in the work. That's the part I don't get. Like, people become famous and they don't put in the work. Not to discredit Mikey Williams or nothing. He playing for my dog, Mike Bibby,

in Sacramento State. Y'all. Shout out to Mikey Williams. Hope he get everything going. But to have that much fame and not live up to it right now, you know, because he going there. Even though he got us in some trouble

and shit or whatever. But that's the kind of shit that can happen because you got so much fame. Like, you start feeling yourself a little more and you feel invincible. It's like being in the NBA at a young age because when you feel you in the NBA, you feel invincible. Like, nothing can go wrong. Can't nobody

fuck with me. Can't nobody do nothing. And that's when you get into that shit. And if you getting that at a high school age, it's tough. A lot of shit go wrong in high school. Especially now. You got these kids getting bags in high school. Like, real, real bags. Different now.

That's why LeBron say keep the main thing the main thing, though. That's his main reason for even saying that. He live and die by that. I like it, though. Because the kids really, a lot of kids don't really get to showcase their real skills

because to me, school ball, it's not whack, but it's a different brand of basketball. Especially when you're the star on the team and there's a bunch

of other stars around which is kind of hard. So to see these kids get their own AU team and rock out, I'm talking about the kids that work hard, not the...

Yeah, we ain't talking about the bullshit, obviously. Yeah, I'll fuck with it for that though though. And I credit even for you, because obviously you was cold, but in high school, Pike was loaded. You know what I'm saying? You played team ball, you did what you're supposed to do, but you got to show I'm really this. I got to show my full arsenal. Yeah, AAU is a place where you

show your true game. At high school, it's too... System. I ain't going to say system, because some people will let you hoop. Like my senior year, I got to hoop. You know what I mean? But it's like a pecking order, kind of. Yeah.

So if you play AAU and you getting off at 15U, you doing your thing, you showing your skill set, you might go to your high school and it's going to be a dude that plays 17, senior, or whatever. You might not get that same love. People know you cold, but you might not be able to get to do all the shit you do in AAU

and your 15U team because this dude 18, he might play 17U, EYBL, you play 15. It's a difference. So, you know,

it's a pick and order in high school, regular high school basketball. But AAU is just where you get to show your real, true self. You playing at 8 in the morning. There ain't no practices. There ain't no

scouting reports. It's just hooping and just seeing who just got a raw game. But a lot of it don't translate. That's why the coldest people in AAU, they don't be that good in college. Structure. Structure. Scouting reports. Force them left.

Force them right. That's why it also matters where you choose to go to the next them right that's why it also matters where you choose to go to the next level too most definitely but it also matters what you play high school basketball

because if you play AAU and you code right and then you go to high school basketball and that team let you do whatever

you want to do we got the best player in the world and he get to just shoot fade away threes he can do whatever the fuck he want they lose it don't matter it's a highlight for this kid We got the best player in the world. And he get to just shoot fadeaway threes. He can do whatever the fuck he want.

They lose. It don't matter. It's a highlight for this kid. When he go to college, college coaches, they going to tell you everything you want to hear to get you there. Yeah. Once you get there, they don't give a fuck. Yeah. Some people recruit kids just so they don't got to go against them.

It's definitely a learning curve. So then when you get there and it's like, well, you knew how I played. Well, we thought we could mold you. We can't mold you. Fuck it. It's over. You lost a year.

Yeah. And everybody hit that transfer portal and all that shit. Now your career didn't start off on a rocky road because you ain't had no discipline from your high school coach. AAU, you never going to get that discipline. It ain't enough time. Nobody got to hold you accountable. Y'all play at 8 in the morning. You play for a team that's based out of California.

You live in Utah. Or you live in Indiana. Your team based out of Indiana. You live in Cleveland. You ain't coming to no practice. You pulling up to the games. Play. Do your shit and leave. That's for sure. Nobody really giving them nothing wins or losses. No. It's hard to average a 30-door in high school and having to go to college and average four. That could be a humble. That's that's for sure. And nobody really giving them about the wins and losses. No. It's hard to average

a 30-door in high school and having to go to college and average four. That could be a humble. That's what's truly going to happen because your coach will let you do whatever. That's why,

and not to even speak on Pike, but that's why we try to simulate college atmosphere and simulate like, hey, you got to learn how to play with other good people and do all this stuff

because when you get to college, you ain't getting 20 shots. Yeah, it's hard. Whether it's a senior or a junior or now a 25-year-old who been doing this

for six years, that's cold. Facts. You ain't about to come in as a freshman and get 20 shots. And NIL, he get paid 1.2 million.

He's definitely getting 20 shots. Ain't no way you take away from his touches. Let's be realistic. I hope to be. Yeah. Nah, for sure, man. A.U. season kicking off, man.

Can't wait to pull some some events, man. Yeah, we gonna be out for the A.U. season. Nah, for sure, man. A.U. season kicking off, man. Can't wait to pull some events, man. Yeah, we're going to be out there today. A.U. season. Shout out to our, what's our new segment about to be called in the morning, show? On the Rise. On the Rise, man. So I'm showing these youngins some love, man. It's a lot of talent out here that needs some exposure.

We're going to do our best to make sure everybody see it, for sure. All right, man. We told y'all. One more time before we get out of here. 5-17, 5-20 day pull-up. Back now. Man, look at this nigga. Going crazy.

You know what I'm saying? Be here. Tap in. I told y20 day pull up. Back down. Man, look at this nigga. Going crazy. You know what I'm saying? Be here. Tap in. I told y'all, bro. DeAndre Hunter. Brian Pumper. Travis Hunter. Patience is at four.

You know the fucking vibes. Get the bros out. I did want to say one more thing before we leave. Say it, bro. Shalonda's husband's name. She has a husband? Yeah. He's the

father of her two youngest who she did all the tests with. I told you, look, you must lock it in. Fuck it. You a fucking loser. Tyrell, the one I was talking about. Tyrell Parker. His nickname

is Mr. Pretty Toenails. Mr. Pretty Toenails. And on that note, we will be getting the fuck out of here. We would've got canceled. No, go ahead. He's clearly a pimp, y'all. He's clearly a pimp. They got married in a purple suit.

He got a purple suit. Mr. Pretty Toenails. Yeah, he's pimp, man. I feel like he might be the reason she's not sure. Why we Pretty Tone Hills. Mr. Pretty Tone Hills. Damn. I feel like he might be the reason she's not sure. Barbie said a prostitute is crazy. She probably just likes to fuck, baby. He might be the reason she's not sure.

That's not no fun in that. When you living that life. Live the life you want to live. We getting the fuck out of here. We're here now. Yeah, tell them. You're on a roll. Go ahead. You're telling them to fuck one nigga 17 times

as opposed to telling the girl to fuck 17 niggas. I mean, see. I'm encouraged that too. Not really. You fuck one nigga too many times. I mean, no, we do, of course, but I'm saying a lot of girls love choo-choo's, bro. All right, well, we out of here. No, no, we're, of course, but I'm saying a lot of girls love choo-choos, bro. All right, well, we out of here. No, no, we're here.

We want to keep talking. What are we doing? Now it's Thomas the Train. Yeah, that's what she is. She's Thomas the Train, dude. PBS. We out! The Volume.

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