Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Suns being CONTENDERS, OJ Simpson reaction + LeBron MUST retire with Cavs

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 58 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss the upcoming NBA playoffs where Jeff Teague predicts Kevin Durant and the Phoenix Suns will UPSET Anthony Edwa...rds and the Minnesota Timberwolves in the first round. The guys make their picks for the rest of the 1st round series in the NBA playoffs, react to the passing of OJ Simpson, debate whether LeBron James should retire with the Cleveland Cavaliers instead of the Los Angeles Lakers, and much more. 00:00 - Introduction02:00 - OJ Simpson passed away12:03 - Danny Hurley turned down Kentucky13:10 - Drummond Craig alley oop13:45 - Kentucky transfers to Arkansas18:00 - Zach Edey to the Pacers19:20 - NBA Playoffs20:30 - Kevin Durant and the Suns21:30 - Luka vs Clippers23:20 - Eastern conference27:30 - LeBron back to the Cavs?!29:00 - Bron statue in Miami31:50 - Terrell Suggs33:00 - Ice Cube + Players Club38:00 - Lamest movie characters39:00 - Buff Bagwell41:45 - Russell Simmon’s daughter48:40 - WWE50:30 - Bridges apology52:30 - Jeff moving back in with his parents in Indiana56:00 - Michael Porter Jr. #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:21 Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. Same gang with me. To my left, my dog, Bishop B. Henn, out the Perlis. How you doing, Nasty? Cool, Nasty.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Let's get to it, baby. For sure. Hey, man, we posted the pics, and they was like, I think you've been pump faking, man. They said you ain't got no regular black forces, man. Well, because of the different leather. Oh, Jesus. I always right here, baby.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Don't get it fucked up. Man, I got something back on the wall. And I'm bringing my other four pair just to drop them, throw them in front of me. Flexing with the forces. So we really set up good over here, man. Boy, you walk in the studio and see four pair of black fours. They're going to think we see four of this motherfucker. All the murders right in front of me.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Shout out to the body. That's so true, bro. Yeah, for sure. All the murders right in front of me. You feel me? Shout out to the body. That's your teardrop? Yeah, for sure. This is just the premium extra leather that don't crease up. You feel me? Yeah, that was just for casual wear. Them was the real workers.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Yeah, just go to, you know, your local JD spot. You feel me? Shout out to my people over at Hangtown. Go get y'all some City Lab tees, too. Shout out to my nigga Monty and Mike G. For sure. For sure. To my right, my dog, young Nacho, Young Teague. How you doing, man?
Starting point is 00:02:26 Man, coolin', bruh. These was, I ain't gonna lie, these was really by the dough. I had to run, I had just grabbed these. I told y'all I was on my seven wave. What's these, the Ben sevens? Absolutely. Yeah, I'm on my seven wave right now.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Ben's? Yeah. Yeah, he showed out today. He showed out today. So are those like the cactus jacks the fours nah they ain't that they ain't that exclusive
Starting point is 00:02:49 under no circumstances niggas do not have those okay so that's what I'm saying I mean niggas is worried shit that niggas don't have nobody has those friends and family fours
Starting point is 00:02:58 nobody nobody if you do you paying you got them for 25 bands I was just trying to check out the lineage on those. You can get these. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:03:07 You're going to pay. You're going to pay, but you can get them. Once upon a time, when that was actually dropped, bands were somewhat available because niggas was not trying to pay $500, $600 for a pair of Jordans. Facts. I regret not keeping the pair I did.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I had a pair, and I'm stupid. I should have never got rid of them. With the fives or these? No, I had the nines. Oh, okay. Very, very briefly. I had blessed never got rid of them. With the 5s or these? Uh, no. I had the 9s. Oh, okay. Very, very briefly. I had blessed and somebody came through with a check for them and niggas know back then when I was selling shoes like that. The Ben 9s with the 45, ain't it? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I don't got them. If you had you got money for what I had, fuck them shoes. They could fly. But yeah, them is different. I got these and the Ben 5s. The Ben 5s with the white laces? Yeah. That should be his,
Starting point is 00:03:46 these. You need them. Yeah. I fuck with them. Man. Them is hard. I always want, I be wanting to wear them,
Starting point is 00:03:53 bro, but I ain't trying to hear this shit. I'm not going to say nothing when you get them, bro. Shout out to Freaky Nancy in Atlanta at I'm on Maneer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:02 I'm working on me up here right now, bro. I had to go through one of my old iPhones and find a picture of me wearing my playoff 5s with the white laces. I'm on Maneer. Yeah. I'm working on we up here right now, bro. I had to go through one of my old iPhones and find a picture of me wearing my playoff files
Starting point is 00:04:08 with the white laces. I was like, just in case. 2016. Just in case I pull them out. That's my brother. I'm pushing the bread. I don't want no hate, though.
Starting point is 00:04:16 You were still late. I'm still part of Lenny's. The threes from, I don't know how to say the name. The spot we went to. Yeah, yeah. They about to come out. Yeah, the new ones.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Them fire. Yeah, yeah. Them stuff. Yeah, they got a different color. Mostly black with, like, the gray. All they collabs is fire. Outside the 12s. I know they got a lot of hell
Starting point is 00:04:37 from them 12s that they dropped. But other than that, they don't really miss me collab-wise. Speaking of Lineage today, man, I was going to wear some heat today, but since OJ passed, I had to go grab the USC dunks, man. And we always wondered what it would be like to live on Twitter with social media doing the OJ trial,
Starting point is 00:04:55 and you niggas gave us everything we thought would happen today on Twitter. As soon as we found out that OJ had passed, shit just got completely out of hand. The first thing I seen was a nigga pouring out a fucking Tropicana bottle to the ground for the dead homies. I thought that that was ridiculous. I seen Buddy say, juice is no longer
Starting point is 00:05:11 on the loose. I said, damn. Man. R.P. Juice, bro. That tickled me. When I see Caitlyn Jenner say, good riddance with the hashtag, hey, man. For sure, that was When I see Caitlyn Jenner saying good riddance with the hashtag, hey, man.
Starting point is 00:05:27 For sure. That was from Bruce and Caitlyn. That was a collab. Double trouble, for sure. Who did they invite to the collab on the post? Did it start with Bruce or did it start with Caitlyn?
Starting point is 00:05:36 Definitely Bruce. It was Bruce. Then it was the Caitlyn. Then what's the mama Chris doing? All right, Chris. That's crazy. I was? Alright, Chris That's crazy OJ Show Roots, nigga That's my motherfucking daughter, nigga
Starting point is 00:05:50 Chris really mad Hey, man The craziest thing is When we saw that news, nobody asked Nobody cared about why, what happened Niggas just was like, hey, did y'all check on Chloe? They started tagging her Hey, man, pull up to your daddy funeral.
Starting point is 00:06:06 All the people, kids that died, your kids deserve to sit in front of you. Chris and Chloe. No, that's fire. That'd be hard, though. What if I've been dropping?
Starting point is 00:06:16 He like, yeah, Chris, tell the truth. Like, when this shit come up. Oh, my God. But what if he did like, you know, I think he knew
Starting point is 00:06:23 he was finna go soon because he had cancer. Yeah, he was battling for sure. But I wonder if he did, like, you know, I think he knew he was finna go soon because he had cancer. Yeah, he was battling, for sure. But I wonder if he did, like, we was talking about the, what are you, the wheel video. Yeah. My nigga got that wheel video.
Starting point is 00:06:33 That'd be raw. Yeah, he just telling the whole truth. Bro. I'm gonna tell y'all really what happened that night. Bro, he gonna pop up, like Al Davis did on the teleprompter. What did he say? Delaine Kiffin wasn't shit for 15 minutes. He gonna pop up like Al Davis did on the teleprompter when he said
Starting point is 00:06:45 Delaine Kiffin wasn't shit for 15 minutes he gonna pop up on the board hey this is OJ if you're seeing this I'm no longer with us the juice is on
Starting point is 00:06:54 loose hey man you know what's fire though shout out to Mason Kim prayers are for them as well I'm sure they heard behind us but it's crazy
Starting point is 00:07:01 that we got those moments with OJ before he passed facts cause them episodes where he had to— Bro, hilarious, bro. He really fucks with them, too. For sure, man. He really fucks with them niggas.
Starting point is 00:07:11 He told them niggas in that video, I was like, he said, man, fuck hospice. I ain't going to no motherfucking hospice, nigga. Pull up for the Super Bowl. I said, oh, you know, give a fuck. Man, as many things as he dealt with his, I can imagine he probably like, I'm good, however this go. He had one of the
Starting point is 00:07:26 craziest lives ever bro didn't OJ was that him I don't want to put no smut on him but was that him that stole his own shit no he walked down
Starting point is 00:07:34 to them niggas who wasn't fighting their way yeah okay he only went to jail for that because they were trying to get back for that
Starting point is 00:07:39 if it was not for that bro he would have got away he would have been cool he would have caught a little felony but he did. But he did walk down to them niggas in Vegas. Yeah, they got to drop a new doc on my nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Forward. Do right by him, bro. Go crazy. Drop the white Bronco. I seen somebody drop the picture of the Bronco that extended into a hearse and said, I'm getting off the internet today. That's when I decided that it was enough for me to get off the internet. Niggas had it on the highway with the extendo and said, hey, man. That hallway picture is still crazy, though, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:10 All the police, bro, follow that nigga, bro. How you done catch a Bronco? That's another thing. The gas module, them cars are pathetic. Niggas in my hood had Broncos back. All my mama knew was not fast trucks, bro. Swear to God, bro. Ain't no fucking way, bro. But he wasn't even driving, though. I fast church, bro. Swear to God, bro. Ain't no fucking way, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:26 But he wasn't even driving, though. I'm saying, bro, that motherfucker was driving a speed limit. Like, it was going the distance, bro. Bro, they cut off a playoff game for that. It's an AO. OJ's still innocent, too, by the way. I know y'all put that smut on him,
Starting point is 00:08:42 and he didn't do it, bro. He was not convicted, so you have to respect it. You got to. But I'm going to tell you right now, in the next week, by the way. I know y'all put that smut on him and he didn't do it, bro. He was not convicted. So, you have to respect it. You got to. But I'm going to tell you right now, in the next week or so,
Starting point is 00:08:50 oh, they are going to fry his name, bro. Niggas is not showing no condolences to OJ, bro. The glove didn't fit, bro. But the people have been waiting. I had a moment like that, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Shout out to AB. He said, hey, y'all don't really sell a WAP. I might subscribe. No. We are not selling a WAP. A WAP. Shout out to my nigga AB. We said, hey, y'all don't really sell a WAP. I might subscribe. No. We are not selling a WAP. Shout out to my nigga A.B.
Starting point is 00:09:07 We got to get you on the show. Can't wait, man. Can't wait. Bro, he has some of the best white interviews of all time, bro. That nigga's the can man. Anybody can get it. Mexican. Dominican.
Starting point is 00:09:27 That nigga's crazy hey man AB is nuts hey Mike you got some competition man Kevin Gates posted to Cuban around his you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:09:36 around the hairline and then the people said alright well Mike you on the clock it's the Cuban challenge you buzz down the ankle damn a Cuban headband kind of fire though
Starting point is 00:09:45 That's fucking retarded So celebrity niggas bro That's fucking retarded Celebrities get away With some shit bro Not giving him a pass But a Cuban Over an anklet bro
Starting point is 00:09:53 Man give me an anklet Over a Cuban headband bro Well he has a chain Around the back of his head bro That looks insane bro Jesus didn't die for that bro Jesus didn't die for that So is it like a head so is it like a headband
Starting point is 00:10:06 is it like a headband no it's a chain that he tied and put the link around his head oh okay you can take the head chain and put it around
Starting point is 00:10:14 yes that looks crazy Jesus didn't die for that bro for sure not the real KG for sure no he's not Kevin Garnett nigga what are we talking about he needs to be on that podcast no for sure they was talking about For sure. No, he's not. Kevin Garnett, nigga.
Starting point is 00:10:26 What are we talking about? He needs to be on that podcast. Nah, for sure. They was talking about who Meek Mill needs to do a podcast with, Kevin Gates. Just give us three episodes. I think Jeff was right
Starting point is 00:10:34 when he said academics. Yeah, I think you gotta do it with academics. It'll be fire. That is not gonna last past one episode, but I would love to see it. That episode will be fire, though.
Starting point is 00:10:43 They gonna be going at it. It's going to be too hard. They're going to have a window between them. Fucking glass little window. Nah, they got to sit like us, bro. Nah, that nigga, that's not going to happen. Get it off your chest, bro. It's going to be like, don't be a menace with Kane, with D'Gossi, Parnell.
Starting point is 00:11:00 That's all they need to say. Hell no. We should have known about Jada then, by the way. She was right. She ran off with her nigga young boy. Is she the worst wife, celebrity wife ever? I ain't doing that.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You talking about theoretically or real life? Not real life. Celebrity wife. She's the worst. I'm not going to say that she's the worst. She's definitely had some moments.
Starting point is 00:11:23 That whole August Alcina shit is crazy, but if we do a power rankings of that, that's going to have that she's the worst. She's definitely had some moments. That whole August Alcina shit is crazy. But if we do a power rankings on that, that's going to have to be on WAP. That would not be a monetized episode. No, no. Check that out on WAP. Hey, so we talked about this already
Starting point is 00:11:36 and days have passed. Kentucky's still looking for a head coach. They two top candidates said, nah, we straight. And they reportedly offered Dan up at UConn eight year,
Starting point is 00:11:49 a hundred mil. And he turned that shit down. I don't know what they offered. He turned it down? Absolutely. Turned it down. Yeah, that nigga smoking good dope.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Turned it down. They would have gave him whatever he wanted to coach the team, but I don't understand why he would leave UConn. He can get the same, he probably can't get the same money, but closer. He already why he would leave UConn. He can get the same, he probably can't get the same money,
Starting point is 00:12:05 but closer. He already got control of the program. He ain't gonna get the same money. He probably gonna get a new deal. For sure. It ain't gonna be eight year or a hundred, though. Probably not that.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Fuck no, bro. If I seen one where he was getting 11 mil a year, I ain't see that eight mil a hundred, because I would have called him myself. He said, well, what we doing? What we doing this for?
Starting point is 00:12:25 I don't know. Who else turned the job down? Who else got offered? Billy Donovan said he never was reached out to. Man, after I seen Torrey Craig and Andre Drummond go for that alley-oop together, free Billy Donovan. Yeah, it was time for Billy to go back to UK because that is one of the craziest plays I've seen in basketball.
Starting point is 00:12:42 He put that bitch off the backboard. I was rolling, bro. What was Andre Drummond doing? Tweaking. Because why are you even going for that, bro? Just relax, bro. The picture makes it so much worse. It's a wild-ass picture.
Starting point is 00:12:59 But that's crazy. They 0 for 2. They're going to get a dude from Baylor. He turned it down, apparently, today from Baylor He turned it down Apparently today Oh he turned it down Yes sir He posted a picture yesterday When the man
Starting point is 00:13:11 He was kicking One of the boosters Talking about how much He loved it In this particular bank And then today They said yeah They sent the jet
Starting point is 00:13:17 He didn't come back with it He turned down the offer today Oh he just got a new bag From Baylor then Absolutely That's what that meet was about Okay respect So who left Man Oh, he just got a new bag from Baylor then. Absolutely. That's what that meeting was about. Okay, respect. So, who left?
Starting point is 00:13:31 Man, what's crazy is no matter what they do, even if they got them two coaches, I mean, Dan, I think it's definitely an upgrade, but they're not going to upgrade from Kyle Parry right now. I don't know who they're about to get. They're about to get a young one. They can't really upgrade. You can't even really keep constant because, I mean, outside of his recruiting,
Starting point is 00:13:44 which we know is bar none, what are they going to do? Start over. Let's go get Rondo. Fuck it. Start over, bro. Yeah. Keep it young.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Go get Rayjean. All right, Rayjean, man. That would be fire. If he wanted to be the coach, that would be crazy. That would be crazy. That would be dope. Basketball mind?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Shit. That would be dope. I saw DeMarcus Cousins talking about that shit, too. I think that's smart. Man, that would be crazy. That would be crazy. Your basketball mind? Shit. That'd be dope. I saw DeMarcus Cousins talking about that shit, too. I think that's smart. Man, that'd be dope. Now, he'll keep everybody intact with Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:14:11 For sure. For sure. Because as of right now, they are Kentucky Razorbacks. That's crazy. Like you said. There's a little Carter going there now.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Who? Carter Knox? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, all UK commits obviously decommitted and he came out
Starting point is 00:14:27 of the press conference and said we don't have a team right now he has one person that's on that team in Arizona I mean Arkansas
Starting point is 00:14:32 excuse me so I wouldn't be surprised if some of them decommitted from UK you know what I'm saying like they did with Memphis slide them down Arkansas bro
Starting point is 00:14:40 the niggas in that transfer portal that's confused they better sign today that team hit that portal nigga that's confused. They better sign today. That team hit that portal, nigga, it's up. Boy. For real, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I wonder what the kids that they're going to do. Because, like, we saw DJ Wagner, all them guys. They leaving. I mean, they're not leaving, but are they going to the NBA or are they going to another school? I know Rob went to the league. Oh, yeah, we know him and Reed. We know where they going. That lottery.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I think DJ should probably give college a one more shot. Give one more shot. But the draft is weak. So if he went to the draft, I ain't mad either. Yeah, they're definitely disrespecting the shit out this draft that I've seen everywhere else. Like, yeah, this is like
Starting point is 00:15:19 one of them, like, I guess I gotta take somebody type draft, which is crazy. So I might be good for LeBron James Jr., bro. I don't know. He going to be straight. He going to be just fine, bro. DJ Wagner could be cool too if he did a workout.
Starting point is 00:15:32 He'd probably be good in some NBA workouts. I don't know if college really for him, but shit, I wouldn't be mad if he went for another year, though. If he went to Arkansas,
Starting point is 00:15:40 if he followed a dude to Arkansas and had a chance to play. Because they ain't got nobody right now. If he got a chance to be and had a chance to play. Because they ain't got nobody right now. Nobody. If he got a chance to be himself, he might be all right. That's the crazy part with college basketball.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Like, that transfer portal being so crazy. You seen the coach from Indiana State University. He went to St. Louis, taking big boy with him. Now I seen Ryan in the portal. I'm like, I don't know if Ryan going there, but, boy, wherever he go, if he decide to go to another school, it's up. You ain't getting a bag. What about you? Nah. Nah, I don't do if Ryan going there, but, boy, wherever he go, if he decide to go to another school, it's up. You ain't getting a bag. What about IU?
Starting point is 00:16:08 Nah. Nah, I don't do that to him. He don't deserve that. He deserve a little bit better. He going to a school worse than he was at. Not that. Hell nah, bro. IU, obviously, is a better school than Indiana State.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Better basketball team. Hell nah. Not what the fuck I saw last year. They weren't. Better basketball team. They were fucking trash last year. Better basketball team. You think IU would? saw last year, they weren't. They were fucking trash last year. They were a basketball team. You think IU would Indiana State
Starting point is 00:16:28 would have blew IU out? Go play with Woody, bro. Fuck with these niggas. Nigga, Indiana State would have blew IU out. Go play with Woody, bro. Nah, Woody would let my nigga Cook out
Starting point is 00:16:36 and he'll get him to leave. No, the fuck he won't. Damn, you don't think so? But I don't think that's a good move for him. I think that's a lateral move. Have you seen a guard cook at IU?
Starting point is 00:16:44 Damn. That's why Ron can go and do his thing him. Have you seen a guard cook at IU? Damn. That's why Ryan can go and do his thing, bro. Name me a guard. The other dude that went to the league. I don't watch IU like that. The other dude that went to the league, that went to the Lakers. The guard. Oh, um.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Fuck. I can't think of his name. DeFino or some shit like that. Yeah, who is DeFino? Yeah, he wasn't cooking at IU like that. He had some moments. He had a moment. What does that got to do
Starting point is 00:17:08 with Ryan? Ryan can go there and play and cook. He played through the bigs, bro. All the bigs cook at IU. Trace cooked. Dude,
Starting point is 00:17:14 Khalil Ware had got all they points this year. Other dude, he played through the bigs. He don't let guards cook, bro. He throw the ball to the post. Who would he make it right?
Starting point is 00:17:24 Nobody want to watch that shit. Make it right, man. Boy. And I love Wood, but shit, you got to update the game plan. Nigga, don't nobody play through the post in the real world no more with an NBA. That's why I was cracking up on people. All the Purdue fans was just like, Zach Eady's going to be just fine in the NBA.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I'm like, maybe. But you do know that that nigga is not going to be able to keep up in the tip of a basketball game. Nah, he's not about to get that many touches in the NBA. I'm like, maybe. But you do know that that nigga is not going to be able to keep up in the tip of a basketball. Nah, he's not about to get that many touches in the post. But y'all, y'all going to draft him
Starting point is 00:17:49 so it's cool. Who is y'all? The Pacers. Listen. They're going to slow the game down. They definitely going to get drafted
Starting point is 00:17:55 by the Pacers. They play too fast. Boy, that boy wouldn't make it. Wait till that draft come out. Remember this. Clip all this shit.
Starting point is 00:18:04 He's going to get pissed by that. You know how pissed I'm going to be when we come back and Zach E. is a fucking Pacer. wait till that draft come out remember this clip all of this shit he gonna get you know how pissed I'm gonna be when we come back exactly he's a fucking patient he gonna get picked by like a thunder
Starting point is 00:18:11 or some shit damn that'll be solid he gotta get in shape though I mean I don't know what's more shape he could probably be
Starting point is 00:18:20 nah bro the nigga the nigga's really like I'm not saying he's out of shape but to be to play in the NBA at that tempo bro and you wanna stay you gotta be in this country. Nah, bro, the nigga is really, like, I'm not saying he's out of shape, but to be, to play in the NBA at that tempo, bro,
Starting point is 00:18:26 and you want to stay, you got to be in better shape than you are, bro. He's damn near Brian Reeves, bro. He's big country, bro. He's bigger than big country. Tall and for sure. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:18:37 How he moves, bro, is slow, bro. Only niggas getting away with that, bro, is fucking Joker and Embiid, bro. He ain't them. Damn sure not.
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Starting point is 00:19:48 Without your spirit, it's only a game. 21 and over only. Please drink responsibly. But also NBA shit, shit. We got the playoffs starting next week. We'll go through. Most of these is finally set. Some might change, but we'll just go through now.
Starting point is 00:20:05 So you got the play-in as of now today. You got the Suns and the Warriors and then the Kings and Lakers. I don't know who's coming out of this bunch. Probably not the Kings because they too damn hurt.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I don't know what the fuck the Suns are. The Suns and the play-in? They are definitely in the play-in. That's tough. They are definitely in the play-in. It could possibly change. I don't know what the Pelican Suns
Starting point is 00:20:24 tiebreaker shit is, but more than likely the Suns would be in the play-in. And. They are definitely in the plan. It could possibly change. I don't know what the Pelican Suns tiebreaker shit is, but more than likely, the Suns would be in the plan. And as of now, if we're just being generous, I, listen, Warriors and Lakers in the plan is already kind of out of pocket. But if we're just going off an estimate, say first round, you got Nuggets and Lakers. Obviously, Nuggets is going to probably take that.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Timberwolves and Suns. Obviously, Timberwolves. Now, this is what should get tricky. Thunder. What, Timberwolves and Suns?
Starting point is 00:20:52 I don't know if I believe in the Timberwolves like that. I ain't. KD, the Suns, in a playoff series with them three. They fuck around,
Starting point is 00:21:04 upset the Timberwolves, bro. I don't know, but I just don't think that's an upset. It's supposed to happen. They just had a shitty year, bro. That's it, bro. They're supposed to. I do rock with, of course, the Timberwolves, but for real, for real, the Suns are supposed to smack the T-Wolves.
Starting point is 00:21:23 They're supposed to. So if they beat them, it ain't like an upset alert. And them niggas is healthy. From the way that the Suns have been playing the last two months, I would say that's an upset.
Starting point is 00:21:32 In a way. Wow, bro. That's a team, bro. Look who they got. If them niggas is healthy, how is that an upset? They're the best players in the world.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Timberwolves been playing great. Yeah. That's an upset. You've been the best team. One of the best. Nobody had the fucking Phoenix Suns being this trash this year. Nobody. Niggas is a playing. So that's what
Starting point is 00:21:53 I'm saying. If they got their team, niggas like shit. It's what y'all supposed to do. It ain't like the fucking Thunder beating or not the Thunder or the Kings beating the Timberwolves. I don't know. Upset just means
Starting point is 00:22:06 something different to me. Like, oh, y'all want, like, when Pat Bev clowned when them niggas beat the Clippers? Like,
Starting point is 00:22:13 upset alert. Who y'all got in the 4-5 matchup? I was gonna say them. Now, them is the two ones that's kind of crazy because that Thunder Pelicans
Starting point is 00:22:21 matchup could get spooky. That could get spooky because the Pelicans, they got niggas that can match up with the Thunder. But that Clippers, Mavs.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Luka always torch them niggas too. Hey, I'm going Mavs. All bias included. I'm going Mavs. He always torch them though. But I'm going to roll with it.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Clippers, bro. Clippers are five, bro. They're five? Ooh. I don't know. I ain't got a pick for that one. That's going to be a good matchup. I'm going Mavs.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I might go with the Mavs. Mavs been playing well, bro. They finally got lined up. But they won 16 out of... 16 out of their last 18, something like that. Bro, that lineup they got that really get active for them, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I like that lineup a whole lot. Now, obviously, on the other side, you got Hall of Famers and Killers. So, when it comes down to it, playoff Kawhi, still that nigga. I know we ain't seen him in a sec, but he's still that nigga. But I like the Mavs in that matchup. But I wouldn't be surprised if Clippers won. Y'all got it going seven? I think that could definitely go seven, for sure.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Who the fifth seed? The fifth seed in that situation is the Mavs. It ain't hard to play in LA. Yeah, I was gonna say- That's the only thing, it's easy to play in LA. Ain't no home court advantage in the Clippers. Nah, it ain't no home court advantage in the Clippers. It's not hard to play in LA.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Boy, that's gonna be a hell of a matchup, especially for the first round. That's gonna be crazy. Yeah, that's gonna be nice. And Luka. It's gonna be fun to watch, bro. Yeah. They beating they ass be crazy. Yeah, that's going to be nice. And Luka. It's going to be fun to watch, bro. Yeah. They beating their ass, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Oh, you going Clips? Eat in five. Clips in five. That's crazy. What you got in the East? Oh, in the East? Fuck yeah. The East is probably what it is.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Fucking Tabernacle League over there. I'm just going to say fuck the play-in because nobody cares. So, at the end of the now, you got the Celtics in one. Obviously, they're probably going to say fuck the playing because nobody cares. So, as of now, you got the Celtics in one. Obviously, they're probably playing the Heat at eight.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I don't like that for the Celtics. I don't like it at all. Shout out to Drew getting that bag too, by the way. Yeah, shout out to Drew. Drew keep a bag,
Starting point is 00:24:15 holiday. Drew gets paid all the time. Shout out to Drew. Drew keep a bag. Yeah. But I don't like that matchup.
Starting point is 00:24:22 They never play well against the Heat. They don't. It's like they kryptonite. Yeah. But I don't like that matchup. They never play well against the Heat. They don't. It's like they kryptonite, so. Yeah. I mean, Celtics should win it, obviously, with that situation, but that's not going to be an easy matchup. They probably should be.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Bucks, 76ers. Bucks should win. I know Giannis is hurt. No fucker should have sat him down. I was so shitty watching that game. Why are you playing, bro? Y'all beating they ass They was beating The fuck out of them
Starting point is 00:24:49 Who was the head coach again That was dumb Oh I don't know bro Lionel Hollins Might as well be Sixers vs Bucks
Starting point is 00:25:02 Healthy Joel Embiid I heard Giannis Healthy Joel Embiid I hurt Giannis Did Joel Embiid hurt too? He playing but he hurt He hurt He healthier than Giannis As of right now
Starting point is 00:25:13 That is a true statement For sure That's going to be a good matchup Yeah they should put that one on That's a good matchup Dame and Tyrese Do they cancel each other out? I'm taking Dame
Starting point is 00:25:24 I mean taking Dame. I mean, obviously Dame is a better... But I think they ain't gonna produce enough to... Yeah, I'm saying as far as production. Oh, on that? Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. Yeah, they do. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I know Dame. I've seen Dame in no moment, so I know he's gonna be good. But I ain't never seen Tyrese in no moment, so it should be interesting. Put that series on NBA TV. That'd be a snooze fest. I know he's going to be good, but I ain't never seen Tyrese in no moment. So it should be interesting. Put that series on NBA TV. That'd be a snooze fest.
Starting point is 00:25:52 As of now, I don't like this at all, but it's the Knicks and the Pacers. Yeah. But if we went out, we'd move up to the 5C, which I'm fine with. Let them play outside. Nah, it's back to the old days. You got us fucked up.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Nah, it's Nixon 5 for sure. Y'all got us fucked up. Nixon 5, bro. Y'all got us fucked up. OG Novia not playing. Neither is Julius Randle. OG ain't back. He back. He's not playing.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Bro, he back. He's not playing. I'm hoping that he's not playing. Nah, he back. He play. He came back. Jeff, don't run my parade right now. I'm trying to be optimistic. Bro, didn't he come back He came back. Jeff, don't run my parade right now. I'm trying to be optimistic.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Bro, didn't he come back? Yes, he kills niggas and hurt niggas. And fire niggas. He's already playing. Kill, hurt, fire. This is what this nigga be doing. In which order? It don't matter.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Piss off who it is. Nah, more than likely, we'll probably get up to the fifth seed. So we'll probably duck them niggas. Y'all so trash, though. We're not that trash. We just played ridiculous. So y'all play who the three seed?
Starting point is 00:26:48 We'll probably end up playing the Cavs realistically. Because if we win out, we control. The Cavs are the three? The Cavs are the four seed. The Knicks are the three. And the Magic is the fifth. So like, yeah. A two-game win streak right now.
Starting point is 00:26:58 You talking about NBA TV. Cavs versus Magic. Please don't. Oh, nigga. Put them on true TV. Magic will beat y'all too, though. Facts. But please don't.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I do not want to watch. Magic will wipe the patient's ass, Paul. I ain't going to lie. I like both of them. I like a lot of players on the Cavs and the Magic, but that's just not a... The Cavs have a civil war right now, so I'm much more than deal with them.
Starting point is 00:27:19 They got a lot of shit in their locker room that ain't getting along right now. So I'd take that matchup. I don't want to see the Knicks. Who don't fuck with each other in their locker room that ain't getting along right now. So, I'd take that matchup. I don't want to see the Knicks. Who don't fuck with each other in their locker room? I believe that they created tension between Darius Garland
Starting point is 00:27:29 and Donovan Mitchell. I don't think that they have an issue with each other, but the way that they're trying to make that team's future decide, I think that there is a... They probably trying to do them like they did John Wall
Starting point is 00:27:37 and Brad Bill. Well, Donovan's gone. So, that's what it boils down to. He probably shouldn't even have came back this year. I'm happy that he's playing because he's healthy and can play but are he a free agent this summer
Starting point is 00:27:46 he's gone he will not be nah he gonna sign an extension with the Cavs watch bro sign and trade it's hard to sign it's hard to turn down five years
Starting point is 00:27:55 whatever three hundred billion dollars he about to get I believe he'll be but I believe it'll be a sign and trade if he leaves I don't think he'll just walk
Starting point is 00:28:03 obviously they gonna make where he gonna sign and trade I seen somebody say he should sign and trade to the L. I don't think he'll just walk, obviously. They're going to make a decision. Where he going to sign a trade? I seen somebody say he should sign a trade to the Lakers. For LeBron. Let him and LeBron go to Cleveland. It's kind of genius, though. Ain't a bad look.
Starting point is 00:28:15 It's kind of. But I don't think LeBron want to leave L.A., so it's over with. If he go back to Cleveland, that is one of the most toxic relationships of all time. That's fire, though. Retire, Cavs. Niggas didn't went back to they hoe a couple times. That's fire, though. Retire a calf. Niggas didn't went back to they hoe a couple of times. That's true. At least he got a Marine.
Starting point is 00:28:30 But imagine going back to your chick, marrying her, and then leave her again. That's what he did. That's crazy. Why do you do it all the time, bro? It happens, bro. It happens, bro. That ain't nothing but a piece of jewelry, bro. I want to see him retire a calf, though.
Starting point is 00:28:44 More than I want to see him retire a Laker.aker that's gonna be the most dramatic ceremony of all time if he retires Laker does LeBron deserve a statue in Cleveland they deserve one in Miami fucking right nah only do it only do. If they say only D-Wade, then I'm fine with that. Man, fuck that. You ain't agreeing with this nigga? No, if they say only D-Wade, I'm not mad at that. No, I'm not agreeing with this nigga, bro. Only D-Wade, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:12 LeBron gets a fucking statue as big as Shaquille O'Neal in fucking Miami, bro. His jersey better be in the Raptors in Miami. Come on, bro. Yeah, his jersey. What are you doing there, bro? He retired at six.
Starting point is 00:29:23 D-Wade got the most rings in Miami, so if they say that... You know, they weird, so I'm not even going to say nothing about Come on, bro. Yeah, his jersey. What are you doing there, bro? He retired at six. He got the most rings in Miami. So if they say that, you know, they weird. So I'm not even going to say nothing about it. If they on that, then fine. They was mad. Bron left.
Starting point is 00:29:30 He's not getting no fucking statue. That's trash, bro. Pay rather out of pocket, bro. Why would he need a statue? He's there for four years. They be on that hating shit when it comes to that.
Starting point is 00:29:38 He did a lot in four years, bro. Yeah, he did. What are you talking about? What did he do? He did a lot. They want two chips. Right. I lines up morning.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Couldn't do it for you. They did.. They want two chips. Right. Alonzo Mourning couldn't do it for you. Motherfucker. They did. Zoe wanted a chip. Right. Under who? No, nigga. Ron wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Under who? D-Way. Ron. Zoe was the superstar, nigga. Out there. He didn't get it done. I'm talking about a superstar that came out there. Nigga.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I mean, get well soon. What the fuck you want me to say about that? I'm just saying, nigga. Play through kidney failure. My nigga liver fell in. I don't care about that. What are you talking about? Get well soon. What are you want me to say about that? I'm just saying, nigga, play through kidney failure. My nigga liver failing. I don't care about that. What are you talking about? Get well soon. What are you bringing that up for? He's like, damn, he a warrior.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Fuck outta here. Sip ass nigga. He deserve a statue. Get his old statue. Get Tim Hardy one. Get him one with him holding a new kidney then. Since you're so worried about his health. He's a fucked up nigga, bro. Fuck outta here. I don't know why nigga, bro. Fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I don't know why I said that. But he deserves it. Nah, he deserves his jersey returned. Give Bron a statue, bro. He deserve it in Cleveland, bro. He don't deserve it. For sure, but he deserves it
Starting point is 00:30:37 wherever he played, bro. They should name their entire town after him, bro. Yeah, he should be named. The Cavs should be like the Cleveland LeBrons. The Cavaliers LeBron James. Yeah, he should be named. The Cavs should be like the Cleveland LeBrons. The Cleveland Cavaliers. LeBron James.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Nah, he definitely shifted that city for sure. Him leaving and destroying their entire economy downtown is crazy. But I mean, like you said, though, if Donovan Mitchell goes
Starting point is 00:30:57 to the Lakers, I'm not saying that's a good deal, but that ain't no bad. Cause shit, Brian don't plan on being there too much longer anyway. Nah, Brian got what, one or two years?
Starting point is 00:31:05 If he's going to do what y'all said he was and go play with his son and shit, Bron don't plan on being there too much longer anyway. Nah, Bron got, what, one or two years? If he's going to do what y'all said he was and go play with his son and shit, fuck it. Yeah. I could see Donovan Mitchell in L.A. Him and AD would be cool. But I also could see LeBron saying,
Starting point is 00:31:16 like you said, possibly getting Trey Young too. Mm-hmm. I could see them trying to add a third piece. But to Trey Young in L.A.? That's a thing? I think they need to trade
Starting point is 00:31:26 Bron a Cleveland, bro. Bron got to go out as a Cavalier, bro. Him and Bronny playing in Cleveland would be far. I would much rather them to play there
Starting point is 00:31:34 than in LA. Me too, bro. That's a good story. That's a good story for sure. You got to retire, Cav. But as I can imagine, niggas would probably much rather live
Starting point is 00:31:42 in Los Angeles than in Cleveland. No disrespect. For sure. I'll do it. Dis than in Cleveland. No disrespect. Oh, dude. Disrespect, bro. No disrespect. They'll low-key be a good team, too, though.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah. Bron, Darius Garland. Stretch. Who else? You talking about Jared Allen? Yeah. Yeah, he the only nigga who hooped with a fro.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Stretch. They call him Stretch, bro. That's crazy. I call nigga Jared Allen. He called him Stretch. That's why I had to call him. From the NBA streets, bro. That's crazy. I call nigga Jared Allen. He called him Stretch. From NBA Streets, bro. Oh, okay. I thought he was on WAP.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Nah, bro. Whoa. I'm the real Stretch Ford, bro. I'm the real Stretch. Stop tagging us. When people say that, they tag us. Tag him.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Don't tag me. Do not tag me. The real Stretch. Please don't tag me. The real Stretch. That's me. The real stretch. Please don't tag me. The real stretch. That's crazy. Hey, man. Terrell Slug's running down on niggas at Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Fuck that nigga, bro. Stop disrespecting, bro. Hey, listen. If there is a couple places in America that you could catch a disgruntled person that might crash out on you, Starbucks is the place. Yeah. Why are you playing with that man like that bro he was not doing nothing bro
Starting point is 00:32:46 like why you bothering Terrell bro dude was talking crazy to him yeah bro he checked him like watch out
Starting point is 00:32:54 he called him you know a name but nerds watch out bro can't just be bothering motherfuckers cause you
Starting point is 00:33:02 trying to get a lawsuit or whatever they still human beings, bro. Facts. All right. AB said, CTSBN. Said he had a moment. Your brother leave his football days alone, man.
Starting point is 00:33:15 AB is Easter. Who my other nigga that be wilding out? Football player. Is that Cam? Is that him? No. The other one y'all said got CT. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:33:28 The man who said- Hamlin? No, not Jamar Hamlin. He died. He died. He's talking about- He's back. I mean, he came back alive.
Starting point is 00:33:36 He came back alive. OG came back. Resurrection. The real Easter Bunny. Man, I'm going to tell you right now. If you niggas put Jamar Hamlin in the Easter Pono pick, I'm going to tell you right now, if you niggas put DeMar Hamlin in the Easter Pono pick, I'm going to lose it. I'll just fuck
Starting point is 00:33:50 with DeMar, bro. We play. He said DeMar Hamlin, the real Easter Bunny, bro. He's not Resurrection Sunday, bro. That's the Jesus that died for Kevin Gates' fucking Cuban. But the nigga who said Jhene Aiko was his
Starting point is 00:34:08 was his spiritual wife who was it I forgot his name oh that's who Jeff talking about still spiritual wife or work wife
Starting point is 00:34:16 in the balance I think spiritual wife is easier to say than work wife like I like niggas that fucked up the work wife plug so much.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Spiritual wife is just delusional though. Yeah. That's borderline creep. Your work wife is like physically there. Spiritual wife is giving Myron from
Starting point is 00:34:36 fucking Players Club. Yeah. Fuck. That work wife, work husband shit is crazy. Myron, nigga, he was lame to them,
Starting point is 00:34:43 bitch. Anytime your glass is that big, you lame as fuck. They named the nigga Byron. What's crazy is he didn't even pull up trying to get a fit off or nothing. He was fresh off the gig
Starting point is 00:34:55 like, I'm here. Nigga, you're not supposed to be here. And nigga sat right in front of her, nigga. That's crazy. Act like you about to get a drink first or something. Shit. Yeah, at least audible, bro. That's crazy. Act like you about to get a drink first or something. Shit.
Starting point is 00:35:06 At least audible, bro. That nigga walked in the strip club and went straight upstairs. That's crazy. That nigga said, you already know why I'm here. Who was the lamest dude in the movie? Like,
Starting point is 00:35:24 we did the lamest people on a TV show, but like, my Who was the lamest dude in the movie? Like, we did the lamest people on a TV show, but like, my iron top five lamest dudes on a movie. Oh yeah, he's one of the sickest. We can go in that movie
Starting point is 00:35:32 because there's a lot of flagrant shit that happens in Players Club. Definitely buddy, Junior. Junior definitely. Junior's out of pocket. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:35:39 kill Junior. Yeah, Junior gotta die. Yeah, Junior has to die. And also, people brush over this too Hey
Starting point is 00:35:46 Ice Cube wasn't shit either Shout out to Cube You wasn't shit in that movie bro Cause you set the assist up Yeah he did She in there right now That shit was crazy And then looked at him like
Starting point is 00:35:56 Damn You did that Bro Alright gotta go Damn This ain't your first movie Ice Cube Shout out to him Jamie Foxx being a DJ
Starting point is 00:36:07 is crazy hilarious that is that's a wild movie but Lamy Stink is in the movie I can't think of that movie where one of Dwayne's nephews is a movie with a cop
Starting point is 00:36:17 him and a white boy ah where they dressed up as cops lesbian cops lesbian cops no he's a gump.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Dwayne's brother. He's definitely monkey in that. The scene with the girl blew me. The bald nigga. She was trying to get a crack and he started acting like he was left-handed. He went to a different offense? Definitely.
Starting point is 00:36:39 He went to the little jail. I'm not listening, bro. I'm not. The upperclassman, the bald, he started off bald, the nigga from Drumline, I hate him. He is a hater, bro. He said, hey, this nigga can't read music. Yeah, he lame as hell, too. That was a different type of hate, bro.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, he lame. He was definitely lame. Damn, that's a good one, actually. He might be the lamest. Yeah, bro, that was an unmitigated type of hate, bro. But I hated the band one, actually. He might be the lamest. Yeah, bro. That was an unmitigated type of hate, bro. But I hated the band director, too. We was with a girl
Starting point is 00:37:09 and Orlando looked just like her. Solange? It was a girl that was at the event. The Hennessy event. That looked like Orlando Johnson? Yes. It was a girl that looked like Orlando Johnson.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Remember the picture I showed y'all? Who was at the spa? I remember you showing us a picture, but who looked like Orlando Johnson? DJ, though. DJ, though. I don't even know if that nigga's name was Orlando Johnson, is it?
Starting point is 00:37:39 But the band director, anyway, outside of that, the band director, he was playing in the museum. Yo, you did show us a picture. Like, don't she look like her? I just can't remember who the girl was. That side-by-side is the worst shit ever.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Trash. Every time a nigga do this, it's always bad. Trash. Our boyfriend Friday was lame, too. The guy that's chained to it. Red? Yeah, Red. Red lame as hell.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Bro, he just couldn't beat up D-Bo. Nah, Red. I ain't mad at him for that. Nah, Red didn't get no bitches. He's with... We got to put him in our ranks as niggas. Oh, he didn't have no... And he had a whip. And a job, but he ain't had no hoes. Yeah, he's trash. Was that a Red nigga though, bitches. We got to put him in our ranks as niggas. Oh, he didn't have them. He had a whip.
Starting point is 00:38:06 In a job, but he ain't had no hose. Yeah, he's trash. Was that a whip though? He had transportation. That's about worse. I don't know what's worse. Urkel car or that car?
Starting point is 00:38:16 Smokey car. Because Urkel car was terrible, bro. That nigga had a car that door opened like a refrigerator, nigga. That is nasty. That shit was weak than a bitch. That is nasty. That shit was
Starting point is 00:38:25 weak than a bitch. I fucked Parker because he was putting holes in that motherfucker. That is true. I think it had a car
Starting point is 00:38:33 with an M.R. in that motherfucker. That motherfucker opened like a refrigerator, bro. That is wrong. He had an M.R. in that motherfucker,
Starting point is 00:38:40 bro. They both was heat, too. Oh, God. Ah, yeah. Smokey boy, he ain Oh, God. Ah! Yeah. Smokey boy, he ain't had no fucking
Starting point is 00:38:46 parachute or brakes. That nigga hopped out of them chucks and melted on the way to Korea. Hell, no. I take Smokey shit over Mark, uh, I mean,
Starting point is 00:38:54 or fuck my nigga, I ain't even... Over Uncle shit? Yeah. Oh, and my nigga, uh, from American Pie that was trying to hit still for Mama,
Starting point is 00:39:02 he was lame, too. White boy. How he lame, bro? He's trying to crack us. Nah, bro. He was a gun, bro. We niggas, bro. Don't hit my mama, bro. You out of pocket. But what if she won't let me cook? You hatin'? See, these two niggas y'all gotta watch.
Starting point is 00:39:15 See how niggas trying to reverse that? I ain't calling no nigga Stifler, but if I was buddy, I would probably stab, bro. She was trying to let me cook. You hating.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Oh, that is crazy. Why was that nigga named Stifler, bro? That's a wild name. That's a wild name. Why do people be having the best nicknames, bro? For the randomest shit, bro. Niggas do the dirtiest shit
Starting point is 00:39:37 and they call them that the rest of their lives. Like a bad guy. They call niggas Pookie, like a bear. Stifler, bro. Oh, man. Look at Bear Stifler bro Man I know y'all don't watch wrestling though But I was watching this wrestling documentary
Starting point is 00:39:52 Y'all remember Buff Bagwell? Hell yeah That nigga daddy used to hand out coke to them When they was 18 years old To go party before they went out with they friends Are you serious bro? Bro he said His dad used to come in Throw him all bags of coke Before they went out He was friends. Are you serious, bro? Bro, he said, his dad used to come in, throw him all bags of coke
Starting point is 00:40:08 before they went out. He's like, I just wanted to make sure y'all got it from somewhere safe. I go, what the fuck? I was looking at that shit like, man. See? That drug ain't too bad. He and Bagwell. That's what I'm starting to call you. That's hard. I need a T. Kenny Bagwell. I need to see any bag.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I had to see who both bag. Well, I remember the name. I don't remember what he looked like. I fucked with both bag. Well, he used to be on the WC versus NW. One of my favorite characters.
Starting point is 00:40:38 That is crazy, bro. Yeah, bro. That's one thing. If you're your parents around him, blah, you can try alcohol.
Starting point is 00:40:43 If we go to school, that type of shit, handing out the nose candy is crazy. Yeah's what black people do all right you at home you're a little shot before y'all go to college i just want to see what y'all that's what we do damn the party back yeah he was on that and then you hit him with the i just want to make sure you getting in from somewhere safe yeah come on bro he was trying to make a sale he's a son you straight but the rest of our the next time time, this is not on the house. You know where y'all get this from, man. I see Lee marketing.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Scumbag marketing. You know they're going to tell their friends. Yes, bro. Where you get this from? Buff Daddy, he got a whole bunch. Say less. Because that's how we get our shit off of 520. Y'all give it to us so other people can go buy from y'all.
Starting point is 00:41:28 So we are essentially part of the Bagwell family because we got the same routine. No, we don't. We do not do that. This is the time I love that we have video. No, bro. We are not.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Nobody's doing that, that bro he's talking about merch bro y'all give us merch yeah the merch yeah look tag us in the merch that you wear we gonna repost it
Starting point is 00:41:54 do not tag us in the baggies okay no please don't tag me in that bro I have nothing tag him but he
Starting point is 00:42:00 he wanna be snowfall not us snowfall is crazy bro He want to be Snowfall. Not us. Snowfall is crazy, bro. Hey, that's a crazy ass show. I'm happy I rewatched it. But hey, Hennessy, y'all got Dempsey on payroll and Tiana.
Starting point is 00:42:16 We need them interviews. That's hard. That's hard, though. The next Henny Arena, we need both of them. Please, though. And both Bagwell. That's a wild story.
Starting point is 00:42:26 I'm glad you told me that. Speaking of wild stories, hey, man, Russell Simmons' daughter is out of pocket. What'd she do? Bro, she was dating a 65-year-old man.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Bro, R. Kelly and Jill. That's crazy. Yes, he is. Where he should be. And they should send that nigga there, too. Nah, what I'm saying is he went to jail. I'm trying to send That nigga there too Nah what I'm saying is He went to
Starting point is 00:42:45 I'm trying to help you No no I'm saying That nigga went to jail He ain't go to jail For the little kids If he should've went to jail For that For sure
Starting point is 00:42:54 He should've got the chair For that But I'm saying like Dating However old he is And dating 21 year olds That's what he went to jail Like you know
Starting point is 00:43:01 They saying he was Trafficking 21 year olds Or whatever Yeah bro That's crazy I don't care So it's not just dating He was year olds that's what he went to like you know they saying he was trafficking 21 year olds or whatever yeah bro that's crazy I don't care so it's not just dating he was
Starting point is 00:43:09 running a business they saying you know they call trafficking if you go somewhere with somebody like if you take them across state lines
Starting point is 00:43:16 that person be like uh I ain't wanna go or whatever so say you in a tour bus and your girl wanted to leave like you know
Starting point is 00:43:24 I'm ready to go I was gonna say something but that is not appropriate no but I'm saying say you and your girl beefing on a tour bus and your girl wanted to leave like you know i'm ready to go say something but that's not what i'm saying say you and your girl beefing in a tour bus and she's like and y'all going from state to state and she's like i'm ready to go home you like nah we're gonna get your heart just her will yeah now it's like oh and you just thinking it's my little joint police it's up that is nasty she's delusional and her parents should be held accountable i don't care that she's 21. there's ausional. And her parents should be held accountable. I don't care that she's 21. There's a lot to do with that situation happening because.
Starting point is 00:43:49 I ain't rocking DJ. Nah, bro. She 21, though. I ain't rocking DJ. I'm putting on your parents still, bro. Nah, bro. 21? Fuck no, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:57 At 21, you know right from wrong. I agree, bro. 16, bro, you're in a full adult, bro. I agree. And I'm saying that she didn't do that in a Full adult bro I agree I'm not saying that she Didn't do that In a mind that she thought But I'm saying
Starting point is 00:44:08 From what she was exposed to There was something that she saw That made that type of shit Even think that that's okay Why are you putting it On her parents? Nigga you see Who her daddy is?
Starting point is 00:44:16 Why can't he come Visit her in America? So you saying She was groomed? Yes That's bullshit bro I mean she might have been. I'm not putting that on nobody.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Parents, bro. 21-year-old, bro. Them parents? Yes. Not all parents. You racist, bro. No, bro. That is crazy, bro.
Starting point is 00:44:36 My only thing is, like, if that nigga ain't going to jail, he need to be going to jail because R. Kelly went to jail. R. Kelly should have been in jail for a long time. R. Kelly should be dead. R. Kelly should have been in jail for a long time. R. Kelly should be dead. Yeah, he should have been O.J.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Yeah, he should have got the chair or whatever. Yeah. If it's true. He did that shit. Fuck him. We seen the mixtape. Yeah, I did not see the tape.
Starting point is 00:44:58 I saw it. I did see it when I was like 14. I was a teenager too. We were supposed to see it. I was like 14. I just don teenager too. I was like 14. I was like 14. I just don't think at 21, anything should come back on their parents unless they are involved.
Starting point is 00:45:12 What about that little dude that killed them people and his parents went to jail for it? Y'all see that? Uh-uh. He went and shot up that school or church or something and his parents got 15 years in jail
Starting point is 00:45:22 because they was like, they ain't say something about the signs he was drawing pictures and shit and the parents ignored it okay so they a part of the play negligence basically
Starting point is 00:45:31 yeah pre that's premeditated yeah all that falls into that category what I'm saying is if this girl is 21
Starting point is 00:45:39 and she's dating this 65 I don't give a fuck if she wasn't dating him or not her parents if they are unknowingly knowing what the fuck is going on because if she wasn't dating him or not. Her parents, if they are unknowingly knowing
Starting point is 00:45:46 what the fuck is going on, because if she's just dating an old nigga, she's just dating an old nigga. But if they're unknowingly knowing what's going on between them, you can't go lock them up. You can't go lock them up. And to be clear, what I'm saying is, obviously, they're not liable. But I'm just saying, for her to have that
Starting point is 00:46:01 mindset to think that that is okay. I could date somebody that old. Because I seen my daddy date somebody that young. Bro, grooming, bro. The shit that they've been exposed to. If it was some normal shit, then yeah, you just probably crashed out. You wild. But to see what she probably has seen and to hear what she's heard, especially about
Starting point is 00:46:17 her lineage. Yeah, we did. Nigga, I'm putting that on your kid folks, dog. Yeah, we putting these out there. But I ain't gonna lie. I'm nothing on going to to jail Orion started writing pictures about the off of code people and I I thought the niggas playing Call of Duty man nigga say you better get active he was on pictures he plays COD now I'm like
Starting point is 00:46:34 hey y'all better not lock me over this shit and I run to the side add some shit over in our doors we do with the visit yeah I'll be sure that's why I'm I'm saying I They can't lie. I felt them parents, I felt bad for them parents. they, it was, they didn't do their job.
Starting point is 00:46:52 They wasn't being parents, I guess, but shit. That little 15, 16 year old motherfucker, they probably didn't think he was... Not getting arrested
Starting point is 00:46:59 for bobbing them in the crib, bro, and they doing some shit, bro. At 21, because you're really supposed to be coming back here,
Starting point is 00:47:03 bro, after college to sleep here, you know what I mean some shit, bro. At 21, because you're really supposed to be coming back here, bro, after college to sleep here, you know what I mean? Don't put your kids out. Let your kids live as long as they doing what they're supposed to, but I'm just saying, at 21, you're doing so much adult shit. Come on, man. I ain't gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:47:18 About 17, you start doing adult shit. I was out at the crib, bro. I was at my first house, bro, at 20. I was outside, bro. We didn't have that mentality of, I got to go back to my parents for anything, for real. Yeah, about 17, 18.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Mentally, you might ask your dad some shit, like when you first move out or something. When I got to college, it was over with. You're making decisions, bro. I wasn't even trying to go back to my mom and them house. living on your own when i got the car don't worry let reese do something dj go go get his daddy he saw his daddy do that in 2024. i'll tell you about i'll tell you about real feels about that a while because he gonna be the first saying i don't got nothing to do with this shit.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Damn, you said you're the nigga to Nino Brown. What y'all come to get me for? I got you my nigga. I'm on you now. He's like that at his other people's house. Reese 16 cracking a 58 year old. Right. Hey, that is right.
Starting point is 00:48:18 She's going to jail. Where did you see this? I ain't throwing you. Where did you see this at? Well, my dad said... You ain't never seen me hit the... I'm just kidding. He said you hit something, right?
Starting point is 00:48:37 Well, my dad was watching... My dad was watching the Freaky Wrestling Category on Pornhub I seen the bitch Jump off the ropes Is that about Bagwell? In a Vince McMahon Laugh Oh
Starting point is 00:48:53 That's what Vince McMahon No That video was 12 dudes on one girl Bro He was watching Vince McMahon That's crazy He started the first
Starting point is 00:49:02 20 vs 1 challenge Niggas don't give him credit The Freaky mic phone don't shoot. I'll come back to some bullshit. Hell nah. Oh, the freaky mic Vince McMahon should laugh?
Starting point is 00:49:12 Nah, we was on DJ S about this way. I'll take it. Then we reversed it to him and shit changed quickly. Nah, man. And it's fucked up because you know,
Starting point is 00:49:21 that's my nigga, but he don't know to put me in some deep. You know what's fucked up? Y'all speak about wrestling nigga but he was the one that put me in some deep you know what's fucked up when y'all speak about wrestling you see how they shit on Vince McMahon yes
Starting point is 00:49:29 they be like it's a new era fuck him I'm like damn nigga that nigga built this shit nah I told you once The Rock became a shirt holder
Starting point is 00:49:37 in the company he said no it's a new era they had their daughter's shit on him it's a new era I said damn man did you also see when they reported
Starting point is 00:49:44 Triple H was like, yeah, Stephanie is still my wife, but she is not a part of this company. They made that very clear. Respect. Where Shane at? He probably ducking, too. He probably was in one of them videos. My nigga Shane put it all on the line, bro. He fucked his body up wrestling. He wasn't even a real
Starting point is 00:49:59 wrestler. Facts. Nah, but he didn't really fuck with them like that, though. He used to go disappearing for a little bit and shit and come back. He fuck with them like that, though. He used to, like, go disappearing for a little bit and shit and come back. He was getting to the bag, too. He was probably the smart one. Hey, man, you see Mikael Bridges apologize to the Nets fans about having a lousy season.
Starting point is 00:50:16 That nigga said, damn, we gotta have J. Cole for blame for this. Now that nigga's just apologizing for everything. Could you imagine having a bad season, Jeff, and coming out and saying, you know what, Atlanta? Sorry, we came up short this year. We're trying to get next year. They ain't going to boot the shit out of you.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Nah, he didn't say that. Who? If they put him on the front street, like, Jeff, go on. Nah, I'd be like, we got to bounce back next year. Yeah. Yeah, I probably would have.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Like, damn, we could have been better this year. I could see him doing that. I would have did that shit in Minnesota. I'd be like, nigga, I don't give a fuck. I don't say it, but you fuck with Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Atlanta, yeah, I would have been like, bro, we got to be better next year. This can't happen, bro. We got to make the playoffs, blah, blah, blah. But Minnesota, I would have been like... I would have even been there for the interview. They'd be like, Jeff, last game of the season. Jeff, how you feel about it?
Starting point is 00:51:03 Where is Jeff? Jeff already on a flight. They gonna show you on the podcast. Yeah, nigga, summertime, bitch. Hell no. Y'all would've even been there. Fuck out of here. I'm not apologizing.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Hey, we was trash. Missed it because they play all year, which I won't. Y'all should have been to it. That would've been fire. That would've been hilarious. It's gonna be better next year. I really be forgetting my nigga's still in the NBA, bro. They would've threw tomatoes at that nigga. Boy.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Nigga, shut your ass up. You ain't playing no more. They had me cranking it up. They was just like, yeah, they plan on keeping him next year. I'm like, they don't have a choice.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Yeah, I'm probably trading for Benson. Get well soon, man. He was so good, too, bro. Enjoy your life, bro. His back probably really fucked up, though. No, I believe he's really injured.
Starting point is 00:51:43 I don't think, anybody who thinks that he's faking or think like Lonzo, you're crazy. You're crazy, I believe he's really injured. I don't think... Anybody who thinks that he's faking or think like Lonzo, you're crazy. You're crazy, bro. You're crazy. Because you don't go from being that high
Starting point is 00:51:50 to like getting back to that low. Like you would... It's a high to be that high. Like, bro, to be a star, make the all-star team, people fucking with you. All NBA. Yeah, you ain't about to just be like...
Starting point is 00:52:01 He was going to be one of these defensive player of the year. Yeah. That nigga's hurt. Ain't nobody just going to be like, yeah, I don't give a fuck no more. You know what's funny? They ran with this story when you came back to Napa. They were just like, NBA player Jeff Teague lives at his parents' house.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I was just like, did anybody ever talk to you about that? Yeah, they had a whole little thing about that. That shit was funny. Was that real? I feel like you were struggling with that. Nah. Yeah, they took it out of context. I was living,
Starting point is 00:52:26 I moved back to Indy. My house was in Atlanta. And when I first got back here, I didn't have a house. My mom and dad literally took my house that I had bought here. So they had a house,
Starting point is 00:52:36 but they liked my house more. They got room for that nigga in it. Nah, he, I came to my house, went to my room that was my room and it was my mom and dad room.
Starting point is 00:52:45 And I'm like, what y'all doing over here? They're like, oh, yeah, we rented our house out. They're like, we didn't think you was ever coming back. I was like, okay, but now I need my house back. They wasn't going, so I went to the basement. Like what I'm supposed to do, bro? But they made it seem like you had moved back to the old crib and you were just down there
Starting point is 00:53:06 thugging in your old room. I was thugging for about a good five, six months, though. Like, I was down in the basement. That was weird trying to get P to come to the basement. I was like,
Starting point is 00:53:16 hey, baby, after the game, you trying to come over? She's like, to your mama's house? Well, I bought it. They live with me. Don't get it twisted. She's like,
Starting point is 00:53:24 you can just come to my house yeah respect I'm like what on that little house see come on my basement's bigger
Starting point is 00:53:34 we ain't gonna let him do that to you guys I'll just play it shout out to P though but yeah she was like kinda offended when I told her
Starting point is 00:53:41 to come to my house I walk in my mama sitting on the that was the funny part I walked in my my mama sitting on the, that was the funny part. I walked in, my mama was sitting in the chair like, you know, my mama don't like nobody. So then she already
Starting point is 00:53:53 Hispanic, my mama a black lady. She like, the fuck? I'm like, yeah, this is P. She's like, mm-hmm. Hey, P. P just, I was like, just go downstairs. I talked to her in the morning. She's like, I'm not spending the night.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Oh, you spending the night? She's going to be still, keep her ass up there. So she gets tired. That's the real Dr. Umar. No, man. No, I had to get out of that house fast, boy. Oh, man. Before we get out of here.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Sneaking some shit in your old crib is crazy. Man. They really hold me out that crib. It's funny. You come out to your crib like, but this my room. Yeah. I'm talking about, look, I didn't put a, I'm not trying to stunt or nothing. Because this is one, this is old.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I had put this big old like 80 inch TV in that joint I can't wait to go home I was about to be silly I got this big old bed I made a shoe closet everything
Starting point is 00:54:52 I go in there my mama church dress is in the shoe closet yes all my shoes is downstairs and she didn't sew half of them
Starting point is 00:55:00 I was about to say tell them she put your shit on the garage she put them in the garage sale sold her bacons some Deion Sanders all them shoes was about to say tell them she put your shit on the garage put them in a garage sale sold her at Bacon's some Deion Sanders
Starting point is 00:55:06 all them shoes was in a garage sale I dang near ain't forgave her for that to this day I would have paid to watch P walk
Starting point is 00:55:15 in that house that is from like a movie bro like introducing your girl to your mama it's crazy and the motherfucker's like
Starting point is 00:55:23 mmhmm cause mama low key hating definitely hating cause the motherfucker's like, mm-hmm. Because mama low-key hating. Definitely hating. Because the motherfucker that I was probably dealing with would be like, who? Because am I not the only one?
Starting point is 00:55:31 Who? But when she said that, like, mm-hmm. You got some other work coming up here. Yeah, I know. She was saying that like,
Starting point is 00:55:40 what you doing? Like, my mama ain't like nobody. Like, what she doing over here? I live here. Yeah. My house. Or sue me a text. Don't say nobody. What she doing over here? I live here. Sue me a text. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:55:49 My mama like that. Y'all know how my mama is. Yeah, I do. I would just say I do. She talk crazy to everybody. Now she can't be her best friend. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Hey man, before we get out of here, Player Podcast has been going crazy. Michael Porter Jr. has been wilding he had a porn star on there right I thought we did too much oh didn't he have a porn star on there
Starting point is 00:56:14 oh shit oh now it makes sense oh okay hold on what yeah man we'll talk about it later. MPJ. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Nah, fuck that. This is the YouTube. He's a real lethal shooter. What'd he shoot up? He shot the mic club up. I was about to say something. Reverse, reverse. Reverse, reverse First person shooter
Starting point is 00:56:53 It definitely came with three switches Damn, but why he do a podcast? That's crazy I thought we did too much But damn, having a But shout out to All I'm saying is We better not get no complaints
Starting point is 00:57:05 because they are pushing the fucking envelope, bro. But he do stuff over like mental health too though, don't he? He does. Oh, he covered everything in that one. Oh.
Starting point is 00:57:13 All facets. I don't want, shout out to mental health is very serious. It is. But I don't want to watch those episodes because mine is okay.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I would love to see the ones about with the other shit. Cause that boy is something else. And when he asked, he said, so how's your typical day life? Like,
Starting point is 00:57:31 you know, just come in and meet somebody. I got a fucking, I said, Oh, this is what they're doing on the podcast now. It's up. NBA champion,
Starting point is 00:57:37 bro. Yo. Legend. Don't ever pass. Oh, yo. LPJ. I was, I was sparing you on this one, Asti. I was sparing you. Oh, yo. LPJ. I was,
Starting point is 00:57:46 I was sparing you on this one, Ashton. I was sparing you. I, I mean, I got some shit. We was,
Starting point is 00:57:53 we scared to interview a poor star. I would be. But shit, he got it off. I'll be putting limits on this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Clearly, niggas is getting shit off. That was wild. That was wild. But shout out to him, bro. That'll be our limits on this motherfucker. Clearly, niggas is getting shit off. That was crazy. That was wild. That was wild. But shout out to him, bro. That'll be our first WAP exclusive. I ain't really tapped
Starting point is 00:58:10 into his podcast like that, though. Oh, tap in. Give it a spin. I'll see what I can do. Damn, that shit true then. Fuck it. Shout out, man. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:58:20 What? Move on. Oh, that guy. That guy. That guy let me know after the podcast. That's crazy, bro. Crazy. Hey, that guy, that guy, that guy let me know after the podcast. That's crazy, bro. Craziness.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Hey, but we appreciate y'all telling the people they can wear some merch at Be Here. Michael Porter podcast. That's, what kind of merch they got?
Starting point is 00:58:39 Priscilla's, Lion's Den. Yo, I like MPJ, man. I do, too. Nah, shopclub520.com. Y'all see the gang with the shit on, man. Go purchase y'all some hats and some outfits and shit. You know, we don't got no kinky toys on that motherfucker yet.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Yet? On the way. Head back with these loaded. Hey, they said it's a ring that you can put on your motherfucking hit. Yet? On the way. Head back with these loaded. They said it's a ring that you can put on your shit, nigga, make your shit go crazy, man. We'll see y'all next week, baby.
Starting point is 00:59:12 I don't know. Fuck it. Turn it off, bro. This is an iHeart Podcast.

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