Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Suns being CONTENDERS, OJ Simpson reaction + LeBron MUST retire with Cavs
Episode Date: April 15, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 58 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss the upcoming NBA playoffs where Jeff Teague predicts Kevin Durant and the Phoenix Suns will UPSET Anthony Edwa...rds and the Minnesota Timberwolves in the first round. The guys make their picks for the rest of the 1st round series in the NBA playoffs, react to the passing of OJ Simpson, debate whether LeBron James should retire with the Cleveland Cavaliers instead of the Los Angeles Lakers, and much more. 00:00 - Introduction02:00 - OJ Simpson passed away12:03 - Danny Hurley turned down Kentucky13:10 - Drummond Craig alley oop13:45 - Kentucky transfers to Arkansas18:00 - Zach Edey to the Pacers19:20 - NBA Playoffs20:30 - Kevin Durant and the Suns21:30 - Luka vs Clippers23:20 - Eastern conference27:30 - LeBron back to the Cavs?!29:00 - Bron statue in Miami31:50 - Terrell Suggs33:00 - Ice Cube + Players Club38:00 - Lamest movie characters39:00 - Buff Bagwell41:45 - Russell Simmon’s daughter48:40 - WWE50:30 - Bridges apology52:30 - Jeff moving back in with his parents in Indiana56:00 - Michael Porter Jr. #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Wells.
Same gang with me.
To my left, my dog, Bishop B.
Henn, out the Perlis.
How you doing, Nasty?
Cool, Nasty.
Let's get to it, baby.
For sure.
Hey, man, we posted the pics, and they was like,
I think you've been pump faking, man.
They said you ain't got no regular black forces, man.
Well, because of the different leather.
Oh, Jesus.
I always right here, baby.
Don't get it fucked up.
Man, I got something back on the wall.
And I'm bringing my other four pair just to drop them, throw them in front of me.
Flexing with the forces.
So we really set up good over here, man.
Boy, you walk in the studio and see four pair of black fours.
They're going to think we see four of this motherfucker.
All the murders right in front of me.
Shout out to the body.
That's so true, bro.
Yeah, for sure. All the murders right in front of me. You feel me? Shout out to the body. That's your teardrop?
Yeah, for sure.
This is just the premium extra leather that don't crease up.
You feel me?
Yeah, that was just for casual wear.
Them was the real workers.
Yeah, just go to, you know, your local JD spot.
You feel me?
Shout out to my people over at Hangtown.
Go get y'all some City Lab tees, too.
Shout out to my nigga Monty and Mike G.
For sure.
For sure.
To my right, my dog, young Nacho, Young Teague. How you doing, man?
Man, coolin', bruh.
These was, I ain't gonna lie,
these was really by the dough.
I had to run, I had just grabbed these.
I told y'all I was on my seven wave.
What's these, the Ben sevens?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I'm on my seven wave right now.
Ben's? Yeah.
Yeah, he showed out today.
He showed out today.
So are those like the cactus jacks
the fours
nah
they ain't that
they ain't that exclusive
under no circumstances
niggas do not have those
okay
so that's what I'm saying
I mean niggas is worried
shit that niggas don't have
nobody has those
friends and family fours
nobody
nobody
if you do you paying
you got them for 25 bands
I was just trying to check out
the lineage on those.
You can get these.
Oh, okay.
You're going to pay.
You're going to pay, but you can get them.
Once upon a time, when that was actually dropped,
bands were somewhat available
because niggas was not trying to pay $500, $600
for a pair of Jordans.
Facts.
I regret not keeping the pair I did.
I had a pair, and I'm stupid.
I should have never got rid of them.
With the fives or these?
No, I had the nines. Oh, okay. Very, very briefly. I had blessed never got rid of them. With the 5s or these? Uh, no. I had the 9s. Oh, okay.
Very, very briefly. I had blessed
and somebody came through with a check for them and
niggas know back then when I was selling shoes like that. The Ben 9s
with the 45, ain't it? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't got them. If you had
you got money for what I had, fuck them shoes.
They could fly. But yeah,
them is different. I got these and
the Ben 5s. The Ben
5s with the white laces?
Yeah.
That should be his,
these.
You need them.
Yeah.
I fuck with them.
Man.
Them is hard.
I always want,
I be wanting to wear them,
bro,
but I ain't trying to hear this shit.
I'm not going to say nothing when you get them,
bro.
Shout out to Freaky Nancy
in Atlanta
at I'm on Maneer.
Yeah.
I'm working on me up here
right now,
bro.
I had to go through one of my old iPhones and find a picture of me wearing my playoff 5s with the white laces. I'm on Maneer. Yeah. I'm working on we up here right now, bro. I had to go through
one of my old iPhones
and find a picture
of me wearing my
playoff files
with the white laces.
I was like,
just in case.
2016.
Just in case I pull them out.
That's my brother.
I'm pushing the bread.
I don't want no hate, though.
You were still late.
I'm still part of Lenny's.
The threes from,
I don't know how to say the name.
The spot we went to.
Yeah, yeah.
They about to come out.
Yeah, the new ones.
Them fire.
Yeah, yeah.
Them stuff.
Yeah, they got a different color.
Mostly black with, like, the gray.
All they collabs is fire.
Outside the 12s.
I know they got a lot of hell
from them 12s that they dropped.
But other than that,
they don't really miss me collab-wise.
Speaking of Lineage today, man,
I was going to wear some heat today,
but since OJ passed, I had to go grab the USC dunks, man.
And we always wondered what it would be like to live on Twitter
with social media doing the OJ trial,
and you niggas gave us everything we thought would happen today on Twitter.
As soon as we found out that OJ had passed,
shit just got completely out of hand.
The first thing I seen was a nigga pouring out
a fucking Tropicana bottle to
the ground for the dead homies. I thought that that
was ridiculous.
I seen Buddy say, juice is no longer
on the loose.
I said, damn.
Man. R.P. Juice, bro.
That tickled me.
When I
see Caitlyn Jenner say, good riddance
with the hashtag, hey, man. For sure, that was When I see Caitlyn Jenner saying good riddance with the hashtag,
hey, man.
For sure.
That was from Bruce and Caitlyn.
That was a collab.
Double trouble, for sure.
Who did they invite
to the collab on the post?
Did it start with Bruce
or did it start with Caitlyn?
Definitely Bruce.
It was Bruce.
Then it was the Caitlyn.
Then what's the mama Chris doing?
All right, Chris.
That's crazy. I was? Alright, Chris That's crazy
OJ Show Roots, nigga
That's my motherfucking daughter, nigga
Chris really mad
Hey, man
The craziest thing is
When we saw that news, nobody asked
Nobody cared about why, what happened
Niggas just was like, hey, did y'all check on Chloe?
They started tagging her
Hey, man, pull up to your daddy funeral.
All the people,
kids that died,
your kids deserve
to sit in front of you.
Chris and Chloe.
No, that's fire.
That'd be hard, though.
What if I've been dropping?
He like, yeah,
Chris, tell the truth.
Like,
when this shit come up.
Oh, my God.
But what if he did like,
you know,
I think he knew
he was finna go soon
because he had cancer. Yeah, he was battling for sure. But I wonder if he did, like, you know, I think he knew he was finna go soon because he had cancer.
Yeah, he was battling, for sure.
But I wonder if he did,
like, we was talking about the,
what are you, the wheel video.
Yeah.
My nigga got that wheel video.
That'd be raw.
Yeah, he just telling the whole truth.
Bro.
I'm gonna tell y'all really
what happened that night.
Bro, he gonna pop up,
like Al Davis did on the teleprompter.
What did he say? Delaine Kiffin wasn't shit for 15 minutes. He gonna pop up like Al Davis did on the teleprompter when he said
Delaine Kiffin
wasn't shit for 15 minutes
he gonna pop up
on the board
hey this is OJ
if you're seeing this
I'm no longer with us
the juice is on
loose
hey man
you know what's fire though
shout out to Mason Kim
prayers are for them as well
I'm sure they heard
behind us
but it's crazy
that we got those moments
with OJ before he passed
facts
cause them episodes where he had to—
Bro, hilarious, bro.
He really fucks with them, too.
For sure, man.
He really fucks with them niggas.
He told them niggas in that video, I was like,
he said, man, fuck hospice.
I ain't going to no motherfucking hospice, nigga.
Pull up for the Super Bowl.
I said, oh, you know, give a fuck.
Man, as many things as he dealt with his,
I can imagine he probably like, I'm good, however this go.
He had one of the
craziest lives ever bro
didn't OJ
was that him
I don't want to put
no smut on him
but was that him
that stole his own shit
no he walked down
to them niggas
who wasn't
fighting their way
yeah okay
he only went to jail
for that because
they were trying
to get back for that
if it was not for that bro
he would have got away
he would have been cool
he would have caught
a little felony
but he did.
But he did walk down to them niggas in Vegas.
Yeah, they got to drop a new doc on my nigga, man.
Forward.
Do right by him, bro.
Go crazy.
Drop the white Bronco.
I seen somebody drop the picture of the Bronco that extended into a hearse and said, I'm getting off the internet today.
That's when I decided that it was enough for me to get off the internet.
Niggas had it on the highway with the extendo and said, hey, man.
That hallway picture is still crazy, though, bro.
All the police, bro, follow that nigga, bro.
How you done catch a Bronco?
That's another thing.
The gas module, them cars are pathetic.
Niggas in my hood had Broncos back.
All my mama knew was not fast trucks, bro.
Swear to God, bro.
Ain't no fucking way, bro. But he wasn't even driving, though. I fast church, bro. Swear to God, bro. Ain't no fucking way, bro.
But he wasn't even driving, though.
I'm saying, bro,
that motherfucker was driving a speed limit.
Like, it was going the distance, bro.
Bro, they cut off a playoff game for that.
It's an AO.
OJ's still innocent, too, by the way.
I know y'all put that smut on him,
and he didn't do it, bro.
He was not convicted,
so you have to respect it. You got to. But I'm going to tell you right now, in the next week, by the way. I know y'all put that smut on him and he didn't do it, bro. He was not convicted. So,
you have to respect it.
You got to.
But I'm going to tell you
right now,
in the next week or so,
oh,
they are going to
fry his name, bro.
Niggas is not showing
no condolences to OJ, bro.
The glove didn't fit, bro.
But the people have been waiting.
I had a moment like that, bro.
Shout out to AB.
He said,
hey,
y'all don't really sell a WAP.
I might subscribe.
No.
We are not selling a WAP. A WAP. Shout out to my nigga AB. We said, hey, y'all don't really sell a WAP. I might subscribe. No. We are not selling a WAP.
Shout out to my nigga A.B.
We got to get you on the show.
Can't wait, man.
Can't wait.
Bro, he has some of the best white interviews of all time, bro.
That nigga's the can man.
Anybody can get it.
Mexican.
Dominican.
That nigga's crazy hey man
AB is nuts
hey Mike
you got some competition man
Kevin Gates posted
to Cuban
around his
you know what I'm saying
around the hairline
and then the people said
alright well Mike
you on the clock
it's the Cuban challenge
you buzz down the ankle
damn a Cuban headband
kind of fire though
That's fucking retarded
So celebrity niggas bro
That's fucking retarded
Celebrities get away
With some shit bro
Not giving him a pass
But a Cuban
Over an anklet bro
Man give me an anklet
Over a Cuban headband bro
Well he has a chain
Around the back of his head bro
That looks insane bro
Jesus didn't die for that bro
Jesus didn't die for that
So is it like a head so is it like a headband
is it like a headband
no it's a chain
that he tied
and put the link
around his head
oh okay
you can take the head chain
and put it around
yes that looks crazy
Jesus didn't die for that bro
for sure not
the real KG
for sure
no he's not
Kevin Garnett nigga
what are we talking about he needs to be on that podcast no for sure they was talking about For sure. No, he's not. Kevin Garnett, nigga.
What are we talking about? He needs to be on that podcast.
Nah, for sure.
They was talking about
who Meek Mill needs to do
a podcast with,
Kevin Gates.
Just give us three episodes.
I think Jeff was right
when he said academics.
Yeah, I think you gotta do it
with academics.
It'll be fire.
That is not gonna last
past one episode,
but I would love to see it.
That episode will be fire, though.
They gonna be going at it.
It's going to be too hard.
They're going to have a window between them.
Fucking glass little window.
Nah, they got to sit like us, bro.
Nah, that nigga, that's not going to happen.
Get it off your chest, bro.
It's going to be like, don't be a menace with Kane, with D'Gossi, Parnell.
That's all they need to say.
Hell no.
We should have known about Jada then, by the way.
She was right.
She ran off with her nigga young boy.
Is she the worst wife,
celebrity wife ever?
I ain't doing that.
You talking about theoretically
or real life?
Not real life.
Celebrity wife.
She's the worst.
I'm not going to say
that she's the worst.
She's definitely had some moments.
That whole August Alcina shit
is crazy, but if we do a power rankings of that, that's going to have that she's the worst. She's definitely had some moments. That whole August Alcina shit is crazy.
But if we do a power rankings on that,
that's going to have to be on WAP.
That would not be a monetized episode.
No, no.
Check that out on WAP.
Hey, so we talked about this already
and days have passed.
Kentucky's still looking for a head coach.
They two top candidates said,
nah, we straight.
And they reportedly
offered Dan
up at UConn
eight year,
a hundred mil.
And he turned that shit down.
I don't know what they offered.
He turned it down?
Absolutely.
Turned it down.
Yeah,
that nigga smoking good dope.
Turned it down.
They would have gave him
whatever he wanted
to coach the team,
but I don't understand
why he would leave UConn.
He can get the same,
he probably can't get the same money, but closer. He already why he would leave UConn. He can get the same, he probably can't get the same money,
but closer.
He already got control of the program.
He ain't gonna get the same money.
He probably gonna get a new deal.
For sure.
It ain't gonna be eight year or a hundred,
though.
Probably not that.
Fuck no, bro.
If I seen one where he was getting 11 mil a year,
I ain't see that eight mil a hundred,
because I would have called him myself.
He said,
well,
what we doing?
What we doing this for?
I don't know. Who else turned the job down?
Who else got offered? Billy Donovan said he never
was reached out to.
Man, after I seen Torrey Craig and Andre Drummond
go for that alley-oop together, free Billy Donovan.
Yeah, it was time for Billy to go back to UK
because that is one of the
craziest plays I've seen in basketball.
He put that bitch off the backboard.
I was rolling, bro.
What was Andre Drummond doing?
Tweaking.
Because why are you even going for that, bro?
Just relax, bro.
The picture makes it so much worse.
It's a wild-ass picture.
But that's crazy.
They 0 for 2.
They're going to get a dude from Baylor.
He turned it down, apparently, today from Baylor He turned it down Apparently today
Oh he turned it down
Yes sir
He posted a picture yesterday
When the man
He was kicking
One of the boosters
Talking about how much
He loved it
In this particular bank
And then today
They said yeah
They sent the jet
He didn't come back with it
He turned down the offer today
Oh he just got a new bag
From Baylor then
Absolutely
That's what that meet was about
Okay respect So who left Man Oh, he just got a new bag from Baylor then. Absolutely. That's what that meeting was about. Okay, respect.
So, who left?
Man, what's crazy is no matter what they do,
even if they got them two coaches,
I mean, Dan, I think it's definitely an upgrade,
but they're not going to upgrade from Kyle Parry right now.
I don't know who they're about to get.
They're about to get a young one. They can't really upgrade.
You can't even really keep constant
because, I mean, outside of his recruiting,
which we know is bar none,
what are they going to do?
Start over.
Let's go get Rondo.
Fuck it.
Start over, bro.
Yeah.
Keep it young.
Go get Rayjean.
All right, Rayjean, man.
That would be fire.
If he wanted to be the coach,
that would be crazy.
That would be crazy.
That would be dope.
Basketball mind?
Shit.
That would be dope.
I saw DeMarcus Cousins talking about that shit, too. I think that's smart. Man, that would be crazy. That would be crazy. Your basketball mind? Shit. That'd be dope. I saw DeMarcus Cousins
talking about that shit, too.
I think that's smart.
Man, that'd be dope.
Now, he'll keep everybody
intact with Kentucky.
For sure.
For sure.
Because as of right now,
they are Kentucky Razorbacks.
That's crazy.
Like you said.
There's a little Carter
going there now.
Who?
Carter Knox?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to say,
all UK commits
obviously decommitted
and he came out
of the press conference
and said
we don't have a team
right now
he has one person
that's on that team
in Arizona
I mean Arkansas
excuse me
so I wouldn't be surprised
if some of them
decommitted from UK
you know what I'm saying
like they did with Memphis
slide them down
Arkansas bro
the niggas in that
transfer portal
that's confused
they better sign today
that team hit that portal nigga that's confused. They better sign today.
That team hit that portal, nigga, it's up.
Boy.
For real, bro.
I wonder what the kids that they're going to do.
Because, like, we saw DJ Wagner, all them guys.
They leaving.
I mean, they're not leaving, but are they going to the NBA or are they going to another school?
I know Rob went to the league.
Oh, yeah, we know him and Reed.
We know where they going.
That lottery.
I think DJ should
probably give college a one more
shot.
Give one more shot. But the draft is weak.
So if he went to the draft, I ain't
mad either. Yeah, they're
definitely disrespecting the shit out this draft that I've
seen everywhere else. Like, yeah, this is like
one of them, like, I guess I gotta take somebody type
draft, which is crazy. So I might
be good for LeBron James Jr., bro.
I don't know.
He going to be straight.
He going to be just fine, bro.
DJ Wagner could be cool too
if he did a workout.
He'd probably be good
in some NBA workouts.
I don't know if college
really for him,
but shit,
I wouldn't be mad
if he went for another year, though.
If he went to Arkansas,
if he followed a dude
to Arkansas
and had a chance to play.
Because they ain't got
nobody right now. If he got a chance to be and had a chance to play. Because they ain't got nobody right now.
Nobody.
If he got a chance to be himself, he might be all right.
That's the crazy part with college basketball.
Like, that transfer portal being so crazy.
You seen the coach from Indiana State University.
He went to St. Louis, taking big boy with him.
Now I seen Ryan in the portal.
I'm like, I don't know if Ryan going there, but, boy, wherever he go,
if he decide to go to another school, it's up. You ain't getting a bag. What about you? Nah. Nah, I don't do if Ryan going there, but, boy, wherever he go, if he decide to go to another school, it's up.
You ain't getting a bag.
What about IU?
Nah.
Nah, I don't do that to him.
He don't deserve that.
He deserve a little bit better.
He going to a school worse than he was at.
Not that.
Hell nah, bro.
IU, obviously, is a better school than Indiana State.
Better basketball team.
Hell nah. Not what the fuck I saw last year.
They weren't.
Better basketball team.
They were fucking trash last year. Better basketball team. You think IU would? saw last year, they weren't. They were fucking trash last year.
They were a basketball team.
You think IU would
Indiana State
would have blew IU out?
Go play with Woody, bro.
Fuck with these niggas.
Nigga, Indiana State
would have blew IU out.
Go play with Woody, bro.
Nah, Woody would let
my nigga Cook out
and he'll get him to leave.
No, the fuck he won't.
Damn, you don't think so?
But I don't think
that's a good move for him.
I think that's a lateral move.
Have you seen a guard
cook at IU?
Damn. That's why Ron can go and do his thing him. Have you seen a guard cook at IU? Damn.
That's why Ryan can go and do his thing, bro.
Name me a guard.
The other dude that went to the league.
I don't watch IU like that.
The other dude that went to the league, that went to the Lakers.
The guard.
Oh, um.
Fuck.
I can't think of his name.
DeFino or some shit like that.
Yeah, who is DeFino?
Yeah, he wasn't cooking at IU like that.
He had some moments.
He had a moment.
What does that got to do
with Ryan?
Ryan can go there
and play and cook.
He played through the bigs,
bro.
All the bigs cook at IU.
Trace cooked.
Dude,
Khalil Ware had
got all they points this year.
Other dude,
he played through the bigs.
He don't let guards cook,
bro.
He throw the ball to the post.
Who would he make it right?
Nobody want to watch that shit.
Make it right, man.
Boy.
And I love Wood, but shit, you got to update the game plan.
Nigga, don't nobody play through the post in the real world no more with an NBA.
That's why I was cracking up on people.
All the Purdue fans was just like,
Zach Eady's going to be just fine in the NBA.
I'm like, maybe.
But you do know that that nigga is not going to be able to keep up
in the tip of a basketball game.
Nah, he's not about to get that many touches in the NBA. I'm like, maybe. But you do know that that nigga is not going to be able to keep up in the tip of a basketball. Nah, he's not about
to get that many touches
in the post.
But y'all,
y'all going to draft him
so it's cool.
Who is y'all?
The Pacers.
Listen.
They're going to slow
the game down.
They definitely
going to get drafted
by the Pacers.
They play too fast.
Boy, that boy
wouldn't make it.
Wait till that draft
come out.
Remember this.
Clip all this shit.
He's going to get pissed by that. You know how pissed I'm going to be when we come back and Zach E. is a fucking Pacer. wait till that draft come out remember this clip all of this shit he gonna get
you know how pissed
I'm gonna be
when we come back
exactly
he's a fucking patient
he gonna get picked
by like a thunder
or some shit
damn
that'll be solid
he gotta get in shape though
I mean
I don't know
what's more shape
he could probably be
nah bro
the nigga
the nigga's really like
I'm not saying
he's out of shape
but to be
to play in the NBA at that tempo bro and you wanna stay you gotta be in this country. Nah, bro, the nigga is really, like, I'm not saying he's out of shape, but to be, to play in the NBA
at that tempo, bro,
and you want to stay,
you got to be in better shape
than you are, bro.
He's damn near Brian Reeves, bro.
He's big country, bro.
He's bigger than big country.
Tall and for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
How he moves, bro,
is slow, bro.
Only niggas getting away
with that, bro,
is fucking Joker
and Embiid, bro.
He ain't them.
Damn sure not.
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But also NBA shit, shit.
We got the playoffs starting next week.
We'll go through.
Most of these is finally set.
Some might change, but we'll just go through now.
So you got the play-in
as of now today.
You got the Suns and the Warriors
and then the Kings and Lakers.
I don't know who's coming
out of this bunch.
Probably not the Kings
because they too damn hurt.
I don't know what the fuck
the Suns are.
The Suns and the play-in?
They are definitely in the play-in.
That's tough.
They are definitely in the play-in.
It could possibly change.
I don't know what the Pelican Suns
tiebreaker shit is, but more than likely the Suns would be in the play-in. And. They are definitely in the plan. It could possibly change. I don't know what the Pelican Suns tiebreaker shit is,
but more than likely, the Suns would be in the plan.
And as of now, if we're just being generous,
I, listen, Warriors and Lakers in the plan
is already kind of out of pocket.
But if we're just going off an estimate,
say first round, you got Nuggets and Lakers.
Obviously, Nuggets is going to probably take that.
Timberwolves and Suns.
Obviously,
Timberwolves.
Now,
this is what should get tricky.
Thunder.
What,
Timberwolves and Suns?
I don't know if I believe
in the Timberwolves like that.
I ain't.
KD,
the Suns,
in a playoff series
with them three.
They fuck around,
upset the Timberwolves, bro.
I don't know, but I just don't think that's an upset.
It's supposed to happen.
They just had a shitty year, bro.
That's it, bro.
They're supposed to.
I do rock with, of course, the Timberwolves, but for real, for real,
the Suns are supposed to smack the T-Wolves.
They're supposed to.
So if they beat them,
it ain't like an upset alert.
And them niggas is healthy.
From the way that the Suns
have been playing
the last two months,
I would say that's an upset.
In a way.
Wow, bro.
That's a team, bro.
Look who they got.
If them niggas is healthy,
how is that an upset?
They're the best players
in the world.
Timberwolves been playing great.
Yeah.
That's an upset.
You've been the best team.
One of the best. Nobody had
the fucking Phoenix Suns being
this trash this year. Nobody. Niggas
is a playing. So that's what
I'm saying. If they got their team, niggas
like shit. It's what y'all supposed
to do. It ain't like
the fucking Thunder beating or not
the Thunder or the Kings beating the
Timberwolves.
I don't know.
Upset just means
something different to me.
Like,
oh,
y'all want,
like,
when Pat Bev clowned
when them niggas beat the Clippers?
Like,
upset alert.
Who y'all got
in the 4-5 matchup?
I was gonna say them.
Now,
them is the two ones
that's kind of crazy
because that Thunder Pelicans
matchup could get spooky.
That could get spooky
because the Pelicans,
they got niggas
that can match up
with the Thunder.
But that Clippers,
Mavs.
Luka always
torch them niggas too.
Hey,
I'm going Mavs.
All bias included.
I'm going Mavs.
He always torch them though.
But I'm going to roll with it.
Clippers, bro.
Clippers are five, bro.
They're five?
Ooh.
I don't know.
I ain't got a pick for that one.
That's going to be a good matchup.
I'm going Mavs.
I might go with the Mavs.
Mavs been playing well, bro.
They finally got lined up.
But they won 16 out of...
16 out of their last 18,
something like that.
Bro, that lineup they got
that really get active for them, bro.
I like that lineup a whole lot.
Now, obviously, on the other side, you got Hall of Famers and Killers.
So, when it comes down to it, playoff Kawhi, still that nigga.
I know we ain't seen him in a sec, but he's still that nigga.
But I like the Mavs in that matchup.
But I wouldn't be surprised if Clippers won.
Y'all got it going seven?
I think that could definitely go seven, for sure.
Who the fifth seed?
The fifth seed in that situation is the Mavs.
It ain't hard to play in LA.
Yeah, I was gonna say-
That's the only thing, it's easy to play in LA.
Ain't no home court advantage in the Clippers.
Nah, it ain't no home court advantage in the Clippers.
It's not hard to play in LA.
Boy, that's gonna be a hell of a matchup,
especially for the first round.
That's gonna be crazy.
Yeah, that's gonna be nice.
And Luka.
It's gonna be fun to watch, bro. Yeah. They beating they ass be crazy. Yeah, that's going to be nice. And Luka. It's going to be fun to watch, bro.
Yeah.
They beating their ass, bro.
Oh, you going Clips?
Eat in five.
Clips in five.
That's crazy.
What you got in the East?
Oh, in the East?
Fuck yeah.
The East is probably what it is.
Fucking Tabernacle League over there.
I'm just going to say fuck the play-in
because nobody cares.
So, at the end of the now, you got the Celtics in one. Obviously, they're probably going to say fuck the playing because nobody cares. So, as of now,
you got the Celtics in one.
Obviously,
they're probably
playing the Heat at eight.
I don't like that
for the Celtics.
I don't like it at all.
Shout out to Drew
getting that bag too,
by the way.
Yeah, shout out to Drew.
Drew keep a bag,
holiday.
Drew gets paid
all the time.
Shout out to Drew.
Drew keep a bag.
Yeah.
But I don't like
that matchup.
They never play well
against the Heat.
They don't. It's like they kryptonite. Yeah. But I don't like that matchup. They never play well against the Heat. They don't.
It's like they kryptonite, so.
Yeah.
I mean, Celtics should win it, obviously, with that situation,
but that's not going to be an easy matchup.
They probably should be.
Bucks, 76ers.
Bucks should win.
I know Giannis is hurt.
No fucker should have sat him down.
I was so shitty watching that game.
Why are you playing, bro?
Y'all beating they ass They was beating
The fuck out of them
Who was the head coach again
That was dumb
Oh
I don't know bro
Lionel Hollins
Might as well be
Sixers vs
Bucks
Healthy Joel Embiid
I heard Giannis Healthy Joel Embiid
I hurt Giannis
Did Joel Embiid hurt too?
He playing but he hurt
He hurt
He healthier than Giannis
As of right now
That is a true statement
For sure
That's going to be a good matchup
Yeah they should put that one on
That's a good matchup
Dame and Tyrese
Do they cancel each other out?
I'm taking Dame
I mean taking Dame.
I mean, obviously Dame is a better... But I think they ain't gonna produce enough to...
Yeah, I'm saying as far as production.
Oh, on that?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Yeah, they do.
I don't know.
I know Dame.
I've seen Dame in no moment,
so I know he's gonna be good.
But I ain't never seen Tyrese in no moment,
so it should be interesting.
Put that series on NBA TV. That'd be a snooze fest. I know he's going to be good, but I ain't never seen Tyrese in no moment. So it should be interesting.
Put that series on NBA TV.
That'd be a snooze fest.
As of now, I don't like this at all,
but it's the Knicks and the Pacers.
Yeah.
But if we went out, we'd move up to the 5C,
which I'm fine with.
Let them play outside.
Nah, it's back to the old days.
You got us fucked up.
Nah, it's Nixon 5 for sure.
Y'all got us fucked up.
Nixon 5, bro. Y'all got us fucked up.
OG Novia not playing.
Neither is Julius Randle.
OG ain't back.
He back.
He's not playing.
Bro, he back.
He's not playing.
I'm hoping that he's not playing.
Nah, he back.
He play.
He came back.
Jeff, don't run my parade right now.
I'm trying to be optimistic. Bro, didn't he come back He came back. Jeff, don't run my parade right now. I'm trying to be optimistic.
Bro, didn't he come back?
Yes, he kills niggas and hurt niggas.
And fire niggas.
He's already playing.
Kill, hurt, fire.
This is what this nigga be doing.
In which order?
It don't matter.
Piss off who it is.
Nah, more than likely,
we'll probably get up to the fifth seed.
So we'll probably duck them niggas.
Y'all so trash, though.
We're not that trash.
We just played ridiculous.
So y'all play who the three seed?
We'll probably end up playing the Cavs realistically.
Because if we win out, we control.
The Cavs are the three?
The Cavs are the four seed.
The Knicks are the three.
And the Magic is the fifth.
So like, yeah.
A two-game win streak right now.
You talking about NBA TV.
Cavs versus Magic.
Please don't.
Oh, nigga.
Put them on true TV.
Magic will beat y'all too, though.
Facts.
But please don't.
I do not want to watch.
Magic will wipe the patient's ass, Paul.
I ain't going to lie.
I like both of them.
I like a lot of players on the Cavs and the Magic,
but that's just not a...
The Cavs have a civil war right now,
so I'm much more than deal with them.
They got a lot of shit in their locker room
that ain't getting along right now.
So I'd take that matchup.
I don't want to see the Knicks. Who don't fuck with each other in their locker room that ain't getting along right now. So, I'd take that matchup. I don't want to see the Knicks.
Who don't fuck with each other
in their locker room?
I believe that they created tension
between Darius Garland
and Donovan Mitchell.
I don't think that they have
an issue with each other,
but the way that they're trying
to make that team's future decide,
I think that there is a...
They probably trying to do them
like they did John Wall
and Brad Bill.
Well, Donovan's gone.
So, that's what it boils down to.
He probably shouldn't even
have came back this year.
I'm happy that he's playing
because he's healthy and can play but
are he a free agent this summer
he's gone
he will not be
nah he gonna sign an extension
with the Cavs watch bro
sign and trade
it's hard to sign
it's hard to turn down
five years
whatever
three hundred
billion dollars
he about to get
I believe he'll be
but I believe it'll be
a sign and trade if he leaves
I don't think he'll just walk
obviously they gonna make
where he gonna sign and trade
I seen somebody say he should sign and trade to the L. I don't think he'll just walk, obviously. They're going to make a decision. Where he going to sign a trade?
I seen somebody say he should sign a trade to the Lakers.
For LeBron.
Let him and LeBron go to Cleveland.
It's kind of genius, though.
Ain't a bad look.
It's kind of.
But I don't think LeBron want to leave L.A., so it's over with.
If he go back to Cleveland, that is one of the most toxic relationships of all time.
That's fire, though.
Retire, Cavs. Niggas didn't went back to they hoe a couple times. That's fire, though. Retire a calf.
Niggas didn't went back to they hoe a couple of times.
That's true.
At least he got a Marine.
But imagine going back to your chick,
marrying her, and then leave her again.
That's what he did.
That's crazy. Why do you do it all the time, bro?
It happens, bro.
It happens, bro.
That ain't nothing but a piece of jewelry, bro.
I want to see him retire a calf, though.
More than I want to see him retire a Laker.aker that's gonna be the most dramatic ceremony of all time if he
retires Laker does LeBron deserve a statue in Cleveland they deserve one in
Miami fucking right nah only do it only do. If they say only D-Wade, then I'm fine with that. Man, fuck that.
You ain't agreeing with this nigga?
No, if they say only D-Wade,
I'm not mad at that.
No, I'm not agreeing with this nigga, bro.
Only D-Wade, bro.
LeBron gets a fucking statue
as big as Shaquille O'Neal
in fucking Miami, bro.
His jersey better be in the Raptors in Miami.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, his jersey.
What are you doing there, bro?
He retired at six.
D-Wade got the most rings in Miami,
so if they say that... You know, they weird, so I'm not even going to say nothing about Come on, bro. Yeah, his jersey. What are you doing there, bro? He retired at six. He got the most rings in Miami. So if they say that,
you know, they weird.
So I'm not even going
to say nothing about it.
If they on that, then fine.
They was mad.
Bron left.
He's not getting
no fucking statue.
That's trash, bro.
Pay rather out of pocket, bro.
Why would he need a statue?
He's there for four years.
They be on that hating shit
when it comes to that.
He did a lot in four years, bro.
Yeah, he did.
What are you talking about?
What did he do?
He did a lot.
They want two chips.
Right.
I lines up morning.
Couldn't do it for you. They did.. They want two chips. Right. Alonzo Mourning couldn't do it for you.
Motherfucker.
They did.
Zoe wanted a chip.
Right.
Under who?
No, nigga.
Ron wasn't there.
Under who?
D-Way.
Ron.
Zoe was the superstar, nigga.
Out there.
He didn't get it done.
I'm talking about a superstar that came out there.
Nigga.
I mean, get well soon.
What the fuck you want me to say about that?
I'm just saying, nigga.
Play through kidney failure.
My nigga liver fell in. I don't care about that. What are you talking about? Get well soon. What are you want me to say about that? I'm just saying, nigga, play through kidney failure. My nigga liver failing. I don't care about
that. What are you talking about? Get well soon.
What are you bringing that up for?
He's like, damn, he a warrior.
Fuck outta here.
Sip ass nigga. He deserve a statue.
Get his old statue.
Get Tim Hardy one.
Get him one with him holding a new kidney then.
Since you're so worried about his health.
He's a fucked up nigga, bro.
Fuck outta here. I don't know why nigga, bro. Fuck out of here.
I don't know why I said that.
But he deserves it.
Nah, he deserves
his jersey returned.
Give Bron a statue, bro.
He deserve it in Cleveland, bro.
He don't deserve it.
For sure, but he deserves it
wherever he played, bro.
They should name their
entire town after him, bro.
Yeah, he should be named.
The Cavs should be like
the Cleveland LeBrons.
The Cavaliers LeBron James. Yeah, he should be named. The Cavs should be like the Cleveland LeBrons. The Cleveland Cavaliers.
LeBron James.
Nah, he definitely shifted
that city for sure.
Him leaving and destroying
their entire economy downtown
is crazy.
But I mean,
like you said, though,
if Donovan Mitchell goes
to the Lakers,
I'm not saying that's a good deal,
but that ain't no bad.
Cause shit,
Brian don't plan on being there
too much longer anyway.
Nah, Brian got what,
one or two years?
If he's going to do what y'all said he was and go play with his son and shit, Bron don't plan on being there too much longer anyway. Nah, Bron got, what, one or two years? If he's going to
do what y'all said he was
and go play with his son
and shit, fuck it.
Yeah.
I could see Donovan Mitchell in L.A.
Him and AD would be cool.
But I also could see LeBron saying,
like you said,
possibly getting Trey Young too.
Mm-hmm.
I could see them trying
to add a third piece.
But to Trey Young in L.A.?
That's a thing?
I think they need to trade
Bron a Cleveland, bro.
Bron got to go out
as a Cavalier, bro.
Him and Bronny
playing in Cleveland
would be far.
I would much rather them
to play there
than in LA.
Me too, bro.
That's a good story.
That's a good story for sure.
You got to retire, Cav.
But as I can imagine,
niggas would probably
much rather live
in Los Angeles
than in Cleveland.
No disrespect.
For sure.
I'll do it. Dis than in Cleveland. No disrespect. Oh, dude.
Disrespect, bro.
No disrespect.
They'll low-key be a good team, too, though.
Yeah.
Bron, Darius Garland.
Stretch.
Who else?
You talking about Jared Allen?
Yeah.
Yeah, he the only nigga
who hooped with a fro.
Stretch.
They call him Stretch, bro.
That's crazy.
I call nigga Jared Allen.
He called him Stretch.
That's why I had to call him. From the NBA streets, bro. That's crazy. I call nigga Jared Allen. He called him Stretch. From NBA Streets, bro.
Oh, okay.
I thought he was on WAP.
Nah, bro.
Whoa.
I'm the real Stretch Ford, bro.
I'm the real Stretch.
Stop tagging us.
When people say that,
they tag us.
Tag him.
Don't tag me.
Do not tag me.
The real Stretch.
Please don't tag me.
The real Stretch. That's me. The real stretch. Please don't tag me. The real stretch.
That's crazy.
Hey, man.
Terrell Slug's running down on niggas at Starbucks.
Fuck that nigga, bro.
Stop disrespecting, bro.
Hey, listen.
If there is a couple places in America that you could catch a disgruntled person that might crash out on you,
Starbucks is the place.
Yeah.
Why are you playing with that man like that bro
he was not doing nothing bro
like
why you bothering
Terrell bro
dude was talking crazy to him
yeah bro
he checked him
like
watch out
he called him
you know
a name but
nerds
watch out bro
can't just be bothering
motherfuckers
cause you
trying to get a lawsuit
or whatever
they still human beings, bro.
Facts.
All right.
AB said, CTSBN.
Said he had a moment.
Your brother leave his football days alone, man.
AB is Easter.
Who my other nigga that be wilding out?
Football player.
Is that Cam?
Is that him?
No.
The other one y'all said got CT.
Oh, damn.
The man who said-
Hamlin?
No, not Jamar Hamlin.
He died.
He died.
He's talking about-
He's back.
I mean, he came back alive.
He came back alive.
OG came back.
Resurrection.
The real Easter Bunny.
Man, I'm going to tell you right now.
If you niggas put Jamar Hamlin in the Easter Pono pick, I'm going to tell you right now, if you niggas put DeMar Hamlin in the Easter
Pono pick, I'm going to lose it.
I'll just fuck
with DeMar, bro. We play.
He said DeMar Hamlin,
the real Easter Bunny, bro.
He's not Resurrection Sunday, bro.
That's the Jesus that died for Kevin Gates'
fucking Cuban.
But the nigga who said Jhene Aiko
was his
was his
spiritual wife
who was it
I forgot his name
oh that's who Jeff
talking about
still spiritual wife
or work wife
in the balance
I think spiritual wife
is easier to say
than work wife
like I
like niggas that
fucked up the work wife plug
so much.
Spiritual wife is just
delusional though.
Yeah.
That's borderline creep.
Your work wife is like
physically there.
Spiritual wife is giving
Myron from
fucking Players Club.
Yeah.
Fuck.
That work wife,
work husband shit is crazy.
Myron,
nigga,
he was lame to them,
bitch.
Anytime your glass is that big,
you lame as fuck.
They named the nigga Byron.
What's crazy is
he didn't even pull up
trying to get a fit off or nothing.
He was fresh off the gig
like, I'm here.
Nigga, you're not supposed to be here.
And nigga sat right in front of her,
nigga.
That's crazy.
Act like you about to get a drink first
or something. Shit. Yeah, at least audible, bro. That's crazy. Act like you about to get a drink first or something.
Shit.
At least audible, bro.
That nigga walked in the strip club
and went straight upstairs.
That's crazy.
That nigga said,
you already know why I'm here.
Who was the lamest dude in the movie?
Like,
we did the lamest people on a TV show, but like, my Who was the lamest dude in the movie? Like, we did the lamest people
on a TV show,
but like,
my iron top five
lamest dudes on a movie.
Oh yeah,
he's one of the sickest.
We can go in that movie
because there's a lot
of flagrant shit
that happens in Players Club.
Definitely buddy,
Junior.
Junior definitely.
Junior's out of pocket.
Oh yeah,
kill Junior.
Yeah,
Junior gotta die.
Yeah,
Junior has to die.
And also,
people brush over this too
Hey
Ice Cube wasn't shit either
Shout out to Cube
You wasn't shit in that movie bro
Cause you set the assist up
Yeah he did
She in there right now
That shit was crazy
And then looked at him like
Damn
You did that
Bro
Alright gotta go
Damn
This ain't your first movie Ice Cube
Shout out to him
Jamie Foxx being a DJ
is crazy
hilarious
that is
that's a wild movie
but Lamy Stink is in the movie
I can't think of that movie
where one of Dwayne's nephews
is a movie with a cop
him and a white boy
ah
where they dressed up as
cops
lesbian cops
lesbian cops
no
he's a gump.
Dwayne's brother.
He's definitely monkey in that.
The scene with the girl blew me.
The bald nigga.
She was trying to get a crack
and he started acting like he was left-handed.
He went to a different offense?
Definitely.
He went to the little jail.
I'm not listening, bro.
I'm not.
The upperclassman, the bald, he started off bald, the nigga from Drumline, I hate him.
He is a hater, bro.
He said, hey, this nigga can't read music.
Yeah, he lame as hell, too.
That was a different type of hate, bro.
Yeah, he lame.
He was definitely lame.
Damn, that's a good one, actually.
He might be the lamest.
Yeah, bro, that was an unmitigated type of hate, bro. But I hated the band one, actually. He might be the lamest. Yeah, bro. That was an unmitigated
type of hate, bro.
But I hated the band director, too.
We was with a girl
and Orlando looked just like her.
Solange?
It was a girl that was at the event.
The Hennessy event.
That looked like Orlando Johnson?
Yes.
It was a girl
that looked like Orlando Johnson.
Remember the picture I showed y'all?
Who was at the spa?
I remember you showing us a picture,
but who looked like Orlando Johnson?
DJ, though.
DJ, though.
I don't even know if that nigga's name
was Orlando Johnson, is it?
But the band director, anyway,
outside of that,
the band director,
he was playing in the museum.
Yo, you did show us a picture.
Like, don't she look like her?
I just can't remember who the girl was.
That side-by-side is the worst shit ever.
Trash.
Every time a nigga do this, it's always bad.
Trash.
Our boyfriend Friday was lame, too.
The guy that's chained to it.
Red?
Yeah, Red.
Red lame as hell.
Bro, he just couldn't beat up D-Bo.
Nah, Red.
I ain't mad at him for that.
Nah, Red didn't get no bitches.
He's with...
We got to put him in our ranks as niggas.
Oh, he didn't have no...
And he had a whip. And a job, but he ain't had no hoes. Yeah, he's trash. Was that a Red nigga though, bitches. We got to put him in our ranks as niggas. Oh, he didn't have them. He had a whip.
In a job,
but he ain't had no hose.
Yeah, he's trash.
Was that a whip though?
He had transportation.
That's about worse.
I don't know what's worse.
Urkel car or that car?
Smokey car.
Because Urkel car
was terrible, bro.
That nigga had a car
that door opened
like a refrigerator, nigga.
That is nasty.
That shit was weak than a bitch. That is nasty. That shit was
weak than a bitch.
I fucked Parker
because he was
putting holes
in that motherfucker.
That is true.
I think it had
a car
with an M.R.
in that motherfucker.
That motherfucker
opened like a refrigerator,
bro.
That is wrong.
He had an M.R.
in that motherfucker,
bro.
They both was heat,
too.
Oh, God.
Ah,
yeah. Smokey boy, he ain Oh, God. Ah! Yeah.
Smokey boy,
he ain't had no fucking
parachute or brakes.
That nigga hopped out
of them chucks and melted
on the way to Korea.
Hell, no.
I take Smokey shit
over Mark, uh,
I mean,
or fuck my nigga,
I ain't even...
Over Uncle shit?
Yeah.
Oh, and my nigga, uh,
from American Pie
that was trying to hit
still for Mama,
he was lame, too.
White boy.
How he lame, bro? He's trying to crack us.
Nah, bro. He was a gun, bro.
We niggas, bro. Don't hit my mama, bro. You out of pocket.
But what if she won't let me cook? You hatin'?
See, these two
niggas y'all gotta watch.
See how
niggas trying to reverse that?
I ain't calling no nigga Stifler,
but if I was
buddy, I would probably
stab, bro.
She was trying to let me cook.
You hating.
Oh, that is crazy.
Why was that nigga named Stifler, bro?
That's a wild name.
That's a wild name.
Why do people be having
the best nicknames, bro?
For the randomest shit, bro.
Niggas do the dirtiest shit
and they call them that
the rest of their lives.
Like a bad guy.
They call niggas Pookie,
like a bear.
Stifler, bro.
Oh, man. Look at Bear Stifler bro Man I know y'all don't watch wrestling though
But I was watching this wrestling documentary
Y'all remember Buff Bagwell?
Hell yeah
That nigga daddy used to hand out coke to them
When they was 18 years old
To go party before they went out with they friends
Are you serious bro?
Bro he said His dad used to come in Throw him all bags of coke Before they went out He was friends. Are you serious, bro? Bro, he said, his dad used to come
in, throw him all bags of coke
before they went out. He's like, I just wanted to make sure y'all got it from
somewhere safe. I go, what the
fuck? I was looking at that shit like, man.
See? That drug ain't too bad.
He and Bagwell.
That's what I'm starting to call you. That's hard.
I need a T.
Kenny Bagwell. I need to see any bag.
I had to see who both bag.
Well,
I remember the name.
I don't remember what he looked like.
I fucked with both bag.
Well,
he used to be on the WC versus NW.
One of my favorite characters.
That is crazy,
bro.
Yeah,
bro.
That's one thing.
If you're your parents around him,
blah,
you can try alcohol.
If we go to school,
that type of shit,
handing out the nose candy is crazy. Yeah's what black people do all right you at home
you're a little shot before y'all go to college i just want to see what y'all that's what we do damn the party back yeah he was on that and then you hit him with the i just want to make sure you
getting in from somewhere safe yeah come on bro he was trying to make a sale he's a son you straight
but the rest of our the next time time, this is not on the house.
You know where y'all get this from, man.
I see Lee marketing.
Scumbag marketing.
You know they're going to tell their friends.
Yes, bro.
Where you get this from?
Buff Daddy, he got a whole bunch.
Say less.
Because that's how we get our shit off of 520.
Y'all give it to us so other people can go buy from y'all.
So we are essentially
part of the Bagwell family
because we got the same routine.
No, we don't.
We do not do that.
This is the time I love that we have video.
No, bro.
We are not.
Nobody's doing that, that bro he's talking about
merch bro
y'all give us merch
yeah the merch
yeah
look tag us
in the merch that you wear
we gonna repost it
do not tag us
in the baggies
okay
no please don't
tag me in that bro
I have nothing
tag him
but he
he wanna be snowfall
not us
snowfall is crazy bro He want to be Snowfall. Not us.
Snowfall is crazy, bro.
Hey, that's a crazy ass show.
I'm happy I rewatched it.
But hey, Hennessy,
y'all got Dempsey on payroll and Tiana.
We need them interviews.
That's hard.
That's hard, though.
The next Henny Arena,
we need both of them.
Please, though.
And both Bagwell.
That's a wild story.
I'm glad you told me that.
Speaking of wild stories,
hey, man,
Russell Simmons' daughter
is out of pocket.
What'd she do?
Bro, she was dating
a 65-year-old man.
Bro, R. Kelly and Jill.
That's crazy.
Yes, he is.
Where he should be.
And they should send
that nigga there, too.
Nah, what I'm saying is he went to jail. I'm trying to send That nigga there too Nah what I'm saying is
He went to
I'm trying to help you
No no I'm saying
That nigga went to jail
He ain't go to jail
For the little kids
If he should've went to jail
For that
For sure
He should've got the chair
For that
But I'm saying like
Dating
However old he is
And dating 21 year olds
That's what he went to jail
Like you know
They saying he was
Trafficking 21 year olds
Or whatever
Yeah bro That's crazy I don't care So it's not just dating He was year olds that's what he went to like you know they saying he was trafficking 21 year olds or whatever yeah bro
that's crazy
I don't care
so it's not just dating
he was
running a business
they saying you know
they call trafficking
if you go somewhere
with somebody
like
if you take them
across state lines
that person be like
uh
I ain't wanna go
or whatever
so say you in a tour bus
and your girl
wanted to leave
like you know
I'm ready to go I was gonna say something but that is not appropriate no but I'm saying say you and your girl beefing on a tour bus and your girl wanted to leave like you know i'm ready to go
say something but that's not what i'm saying say you and your girl beefing in a tour bus
and she's like and y'all going from state to state and she's like i'm ready to go home you like nah
we're gonna get your heart just her will yeah now it's like oh and you just thinking it's my little
joint police it's up that is nasty she's delusional and her parents should be held
accountable i don't care that she's 21. there's ausional. And her parents should be held accountable.
I don't care that she's 21.
There's a lot to do with that situation happening because.
I ain't rocking DJ.
Nah, bro.
She 21, though.
I ain't rocking DJ.
I'm putting on your parents still, bro.
Nah, bro.
21?
Fuck no, bro.
At 21, you know right from wrong.
I agree, bro.
16, bro, you're in a full adult, bro.
I agree.
And I'm saying that she didn't do that in a Full adult bro I agree I'm not saying that she
Didn't do that
In a mind that she thought
But I'm saying
From what she was exposed to
There was something that she saw
That made that type of shit
Even think that that's okay
Why are you putting it
On her parents?
Nigga you see
Who her daddy is?
Why can't he come
Visit her in America?
So you saying
She was groomed?
Yes
That's bullshit bro
I mean she might have been.
I'm not putting that on nobody.
Parents, bro.
21-year-old, bro.
Them parents?
Yes.
Not all parents.
You racist, bro.
No, bro.
That is crazy, bro.
My only thing is, like,
if that nigga ain't going to jail,
he need to be going to jail
because R. Kelly went to jail.
R. Kelly should have been in jail
for a long time. R. Kelly should be dead. R. Kelly should have been in jail for a long time.
R. Kelly should be dead.
Yeah, he should have been O.J.
Yeah, he should have got the chair
or whatever.
Yeah.
If it's true.
He did that shit.
Fuck him.
We seen the mixtape.
Yeah, I did not see the tape.
I saw it.
I did see it when I was like 14.
I was a teenager too.
We were supposed to see it.
I was like 14. I just don teenager too. I was like 14. I was like 14.
I just don't think at 21,
anything should come back on their parents
unless they are involved.
What about that little dude
that killed them people
and his parents went to jail for it?
Y'all see that?
Uh-uh.
He went and shot up that school
or church or something
and his parents got 15 years in jail
because they was like,
they ain't say something about the signs
he was drawing pictures
and shit
and the parents ignored it
okay so they a part
of the play
negligence basically
yeah
pre
that's premeditated
yeah
all that falls
into that category
what I'm saying is
if this girl is 21
and she's dating
this 65
I don't give a fuck
if she wasn't dating
him or not
her parents
if they are
unknowingly knowing what the fuck is going on because if she wasn't dating him or not. Her parents, if they are unknowingly knowing
what the fuck is going on,
because if she's just dating an old nigga, she's just dating an old
nigga. But if
they're unknowingly knowing what's going on between them,
you can't go lock them up.
You can't go lock them up. And to be
clear, what I'm saying is, obviously, they're not liable.
But I'm just saying, for her to have that
mindset to think that that is okay.
I could date somebody that old.
Because I seen my daddy date somebody that young.
Bro, grooming, bro.
The shit that they've been exposed to.
If it was some normal shit, then yeah, you just probably crashed out.
You wild.
But to see what she probably has seen and to hear what she's heard, especially about
her lineage.
Yeah, we did.
Nigga, I'm putting that on your kid folks, dog.
Yeah, we putting these out there.
But I ain't gonna lie.
I'm nothing on going to to jail Orion started writing pictures about
the off of code people and I I thought the niggas playing Call of Duty man
nigga say you better get active he was on pictures he plays COD now I'm like
hey y'all better not lock me over this shit and I run to the side add some
shit over in our doors we do with the visit yeah I'll be sure that's why I'm
I'm saying I They can't lie.
I felt them parents,
I felt bad for them parents.
they,
it was,
they didn't do their job.
They wasn't being parents,
I guess,
but shit.
That little 15,
16 year old motherfucker,
they probably didn't think
he was...
Not getting arrested
for bobbing them in the crib,
bro,
and they doing some shit,
bro.
At 21,
because you're really
supposed to be coming
back here,
bro,
after college to sleep here, you know what I mean some shit, bro. At 21, because you're really supposed to be coming back here, bro, after college to sleep
here, you know what I mean?
Don't put your kids out.
Let your kids live as long as they doing what they're supposed to,
but I'm just saying, at 21, you're doing so
much adult shit.
Come on, man. I ain't gonna lie.
About 17,
you start doing adult shit.
I was out at the crib, bro.
I was at my first house, bro, at 20.
I was outside, bro.
We didn't have that mentality of,
I got to go back to my parents for anything, for real.
Yeah, about 17, 18.
Mentally, you might ask your dad some shit,
like when you first move out or something.
When I got to college, it was over with.
You're making decisions, bro.
I wasn't even trying to go back to my mom and them house. living on your own when i got the car don't worry let reese
do something dj go go get his daddy he saw his daddy do that in 2024. i'll tell you about
i'll tell you about real feels about that a while because he gonna be the first saying
i don't got nothing to do with this shit.
Damn, you said you're the nigga to Nino Brown.
What y'all come to get me for?
I got you my nigga.
I'm on you now.
He's like that at his other people's house.
Reese 16 cracking a 58 year old.
Right.
Hey, that is right.
She's going to jail.
Where did you see this?
I ain't throwing you.
Where did you see this at?
Well, my dad said...
You ain't never seen me hit the...
I'm just kidding.
He said you hit something, right?
Well, my dad was watching...
My dad was watching the Freaky Wrestling Category on Pornhub
I seen the bitch
Jump off the ropes
Is that about Bagwell?
In a Vince McMahon
Laugh
Oh
That's what Vince McMahon
No
That video was
12 dudes on one girl
Bro
He was watching Vince McMahon
That's crazy
He started the first
20 vs 1 challenge
Niggas don't give him credit
The Freaky mic phone
don't shoot.
I'll come back to some bullshit.
Hell nah.
Oh, the freaky mic
Vince McMahon should laugh?
Nah, we was on DJ S
about this way.
I'll take it.
Then we reversed it to him
and shit changed quickly.
Nah, man.
And it's fucked up
because you know,
that's my nigga,
but he don't know
to put me in some deep.
You know what's fucked up? Y'all speak about wrestling nigga but he was the one that put me in some deep you know what's fucked up
when y'all speak about wrestling
you see how they shit
on Vince McMahon
yes
they be like
it's a new era
fuck him
I'm like damn nigga
that nigga built this shit
nah I told you
once The Rock became
a shirt holder
in the company
he said no
it's a new era
they had their daughter's shit on him
it's a new era
I said damn
man did you also see
when they reported
Triple H was like,
yeah, Stephanie is still my wife, but she is not a part of this company.
They made that very clear.
Respect.
Where Shane at?
He probably ducking, too. He probably was in one of them videos.
My nigga Shane put it all on the line, bro.
He fucked his body up wrestling. He wasn't even a real
wrestler. Facts. Nah, but he didn't
really fuck with them like that, though.
He used to go disappearing for a little bit and shit and come back. He fuck with them like that, though. He used to, like, go disappearing for a little bit
and shit and come back. He was getting to the bag,
too. He was probably the smart one.
Hey, man, you see
Mikael Bridges apologize to the Nets fans
about having a lousy season.
That nigga said, damn, we gotta have
J. Cole for blame for this. Now that nigga's just apologizing
for everything. Could you imagine
having a bad season, Jeff, and coming out and saying, you know what,
Atlanta? Sorry, we came up short this year.
We're trying to get next year.
They ain't going to boot
the shit out of you.
Nah, he didn't say that.
Who?
If they put him on the front street,
like, Jeff, go on.
Nah, I'd be like,
we got to bounce back next year.
Yeah.
Yeah, I probably would have.
Like, damn, we could have
been better this year.
I could see him doing that.
I would have did that shit
in Minnesota.
I'd be like,
nigga, I don't give a fuck.
I don't say it, but you fuck with Atlanta.
Atlanta, yeah, I would have been like, bro, we got to be
better next year. This can't happen, bro.
We got to make the playoffs, blah, blah, blah.
But Minnesota, I would have been like...
I would have even been there
for the interview.
They'd be like, Jeff, last game of the season.
Jeff, how you feel about it?
Where is Jeff?
Jeff already on a flight.
They gonna show you on the podcast.
Yeah, nigga, summertime, bitch.
Hell no.
Y'all would've even been there.
Fuck out of here.
I'm not apologizing.
Hey, we was trash.
Missed it because they play all year, which I won't.
Y'all should have been to it.
That would've been fire.
That would've been hilarious.
It's gonna be better next year. I really be forgetting my nigga's still in the NBA, bro.
They would've threw tomatoes at that nigga.
Boy.
Nigga, shut your ass up.
You ain't playing no more.
They had me cranking it up.
They was just like,
yeah, they plan on keeping him
next year.
I'm like,
they don't have a choice.
Yeah, I'm probably trading
for Benson.
Get well soon, man.
He was so good, too, bro.
Enjoy your life, bro.
His back probably
really fucked up, though.
No, I believe he's really injured.
I don't think,
anybody who thinks
that he's faking or think like Lonzo, you're crazy. You're crazy, I believe he's really injured. I don't think... Anybody who thinks that he's faking
or think like Lonzo,
you're crazy.
You're crazy, bro.
You're crazy.
Because you don't go from being that high
to like getting back to that low.
Like you would...
It's a high to be that high.
Like, bro, to be a star,
make the all-star team,
people fucking with you.
All NBA.
Yeah, you ain't about to just be like...
He was going to be one of these
defensive player of the year.
Yeah.
That nigga's hurt.
Ain't nobody just going to be like, yeah, I don't give a fuck no more.
You know what's funny?
They ran with this story when you came back to Napa.
They were just like, NBA player Jeff Teague lives at his parents' house.
I was just like, did anybody ever talk to you about that?
Yeah, they had a whole little thing about that.
That shit was funny.
Was that real?
I feel like you were struggling with that.
Nah.
Yeah, they took it out of context.
I was living,
I moved back to Indy.
My house was in Atlanta.
And when I first got back here,
I didn't have a house.
My mom and dad
literally took my house
that I had bought here.
So they had a house,
but they liked my house more.
They got room for that nigga in it.
Nah,
he,
I came to my house,
went to my room
that was my room
and it was my mom and dad room.
And I'm like, what y'all doing over here?
They're like, oh, yeah, we rented our house out.
They're like, we didn't think you was ever coming back.
I was like, okay, but now I need my house back.
They wasn't going, so I went to the basement.
Like what I'm supposed to do, bro?
But they made it seem like you had moved back to the old crib
and you were just down there
thugging in your old room.
I was thugging for about
a good five, six months, though.
Like, I was down in the basement.
That was weird
trying to get P to come
to the basement.
I was like,
hey, baby, after the game,
you trying to come over?
She's like,
to your mama's house?
Well, I bought it.
They live with me.
Don't get it twisted.
She's like,
you can just come to my house
yeah respect
I'm like
what on
that little house
see
come on
my basement's bigger
we ain't gonna let him
do that to you guys
I'll just play it
shout out to P though
but yeah
she was like
kinda offended
when I told her
to come to my house
I walk in
my mama sitting on the
that was the funny part I walked in my my mama sitting on the, that was the funny part.
I walked in, my mama was sitting in the chair
like, you know, my mama
don't like nobody.
So then she already
Hispanic, my mama a black lady.
She like,
the fuck?
I'm like, yeah, this is P. She's like,
mm-hmm. Hey, P.
P just, I was like, just go downstairs.
I talked to her in the morning.
She's like, I'm not spending the night.
Oh, you spending the night?
She's going to be still, keep her ass up there.
So she gets tired.
That's the real Dr. Umar.
No, man.
No, I had to get out of that house fast, boy.
Oh, man.
Before we get out of here.
Sneaking some shit in your old crib is crazy.
Man.
They really hold me out that crib.
It's funny.
You come out to your crib like, but this my room.
Yeah.
I'm talking about, look, I didn't put a, I'm not trying to stunt or nothing.
Because this is one, this is old.
I had put this big old like 80 inch
TV
in that joint
I can't wait to go home
I was about to be silly
I got this big old bed
I made a shoe closet
everything
I go in there
my mama church dress
is in the shoe closet
yes
all my shoes
is downstairs
and she didn't
sew half of them
I was about to say
tell them
she put your shit
on the garage
she put them
in the garage sale
sold her bacons some Deion Sanders all them shoes was about to say tell them she put your shit on the garage put them in a garage sale sold her at Bacon's
some Deion Sanders
all them shoes
was in a garage sale
I dang near
ain't forgave her
for that
to this day
I would have paid
to watch P walk
in that house
that is from like
a movie bro
like introducing
your girl
to your mama
it's crazy
and the motherfucker's like
mmhmm
cause mama low key hating definitely hating cause the motherfucker's like, mm-hmm. Because mama low-key hating.
Definitely hating.
Because the motherfucker
that I was probably dealing with
would be like,
who?
Because am I not the only one?
Who?
But when she said that,
like,
mm-hmm.
You got some other work
coming up here.
Yeah, I know.
She was saying that like,
what you doing?
Like,
my mama ain't like nobody.
Like, what she doing over here?
I live here.
Yeah. My house. Or sue me a text. Don't say nobody. What she doing over here? I live here.
Sue me a text.
Don't say that.
My mama like that.
Y'all know how my mama is.
Yeah, I do.
I would just say I do.
She talk crazy to everybody.
Now she can't be her best friend.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Hey man, before we get out of here,
Player Podcast has been going crazy.
Michael Porter Jr. has been wilding he had a porn star
on there right
I thought we did too much
oh
didn't he have a porn star
on there
oh shit
oh now it makes sense
oh okay
hold on what
yeah man
we'll talk about it later.
MPJ.
Oh, wow.
Nah, fuck that.
This is the YouTube.
He's a real lethal shooter.
What'd he shoot up?
He shot the mic club up.
I was about to say something.
Reverse, reverse.
Reverse, reverse First person shooter
It definitely came with three switches
Damn, but why he do a podcast?
That's crazy
I thought we did too much
But damn, having a
But shout out to
All I'm saying is
We better not get no complaints
because they are pushing
the fucking envelope, bro.
But he do stuff over like
mental health too though, don't he?
He does.
Oh,
he covered everything in that one.
Oh.
All facets.
I don't want,
shout out to mental health
is very serious.
It is.
But I don't want to watch
those episodes
because mine is okay.
I would love to see
the ones about
with the other shit.
Cause that boy is something else.
And when he asked,
he said,
so how's your typical day life?
Like,
you know,
just come in and meet somebody.
I got a fucking,
I said,
Oh,
this is what they're doing on the podcast now.
It's up.
NBA champion,
bro.
Yo.
Legend.
Don't ever pass.
Oh,
yo.
LPJ. I was, I was sparing you on this one, Asti. I was sparing you. Oh, yo. LPJ.
I was,
I was sparing you
on this one,
Ashton.
I was sparing you.
I,
I mean,
I got some shit.
We was,
we scared to interview
a poor star.
I would be.
But shit,
he got it off.
I'll be putting
limits on this
motherfucker.
Clearly,
niggas is getting
shit off.
That was wild. That was wild. But shout out to him, bro. That'll be our limits on this motherfucker. Clearly, niggas is getting shit off. That was crazy. That was wild.
That was wild.
But shout out to him, bro.
That'll be our first WAP exclusive.
I ain't really tapped
into his podcast like that, though.
Oh, tap in.
Give it a spin.
I'll see what I can do.
Damn, that shit true then.
Fuck it.
Shout out, man.
Shout out.
What?
Move on.
Oh, that guy.
That guy.
That guy let me know
after the podcast. That's crazy, bro. Crazy. Hey, that guy, that guy, that guy let me know after the podcast.
That's crazy, bro.
Craziness.
Hey,
but we appreciate y'all
telling the people
they can wear some merch
at Be Here.
Michael Porter podcast.
That's,
what kind of merch they got?
Priscilla's,
Lion's Den.
Yo, I like MPJ, man.
I do, too.
Nah, shopclub520.com.
Y'all see the gang with the shit on, man.
Go purchase y'all some hats and some outfits and shit.
You know, we don't got no kinky toys on that motherfucker yet.
Yet?
On the way.
Head back with these loaded. Hey, they said it's a ring that you can put on your motherfucking hit. Yet? On the way. Head back with these loaded.
They said it's a ring
that you can put on your shit,
nigga,
make your shit go crazy, man.
We'll see y'all next week, baby.
I don't know.
Fuck it.
Turn it off, bro.
This is an iHeart Podcast.