Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Wizards NEEDING Trae Young, STACKED Eastern Conference, Dylan Harper - Harden comps

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

We’re back with Season 4, Episode 86, where Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen discuss the upcoming NBA season and how STACKED the Eastern Conference is. Jeff talks about how the Philadelphia 76ers, Miami Heat, Boston Celtics, and Detroit Pistons are all coming for the New York Knicks to get to an NBA Finals. The guys also dive into why the Washington Wizards NEED Trae Young and how important he is to that team, as well as discuss Dylan Harper on the San Antonio Spurs alongside Victor Wembanyama, and Jeff thinks Dylan will be EXACTLY like James Harden, and eventually leave to get his own team.Timeline:0:29 - Episode Start1:00 - Shoutout "Lou Diddy"4:00 - Diet in the offseason5:00 - 520 Alpha Den7:30 - Barbee is back9:00 - Footage of Barbee at the airport13:30 - Sharing Netflix password18:30 - Why Did I Get Married? movie20:30 - TV shows in the fall23:15 - DoorDash chat26:30 - DaBaby's Chicken & Waffle spot33:00 - Crazy weights at the gym36:30 - NBA team predictions for next season43:00 - Ben Simmons and Victor Oladipo comparisons48:00 - Role players are gonna get that money over starsVisit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-...Go to the app store or http://www.Kalshi.com and sign upCLUB520 - http://www.kalshi.com/r/CLUB520520 - http://www.kalshi.com/r/52018+ only. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Event contract trading involves significant risk and is not appropriate for everyone. Please carefully consider if it is appropriate for you in light of your personal financial circumstances. Kalshi products are not available in all jurisdictions. See kalshi.com/regulatory for more information.Club 520 Merch store is officially open! Head to https://shopclub520.com/#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Be here. I know in the morning show we went through some of these eyes for the NFL. We got to do a couple more of our own 520 awards, man. I know it ain't on CalShie, but we need to get the eyes up there for sure. Yeah. We need the first crash out in the NFL season. That's what I'm looking for right now, man. Who you got what you mean?

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Yeah, I know we look at the MVP odds. I don't know why he had that 1%, but Carson wins is now the starter. Damn. Carson wins. No. No, he beat out of Calimer? He did a second shot. Yeah, we need the first democracy,

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It's going up. It's going down, man. I'm sure it is. You get any calls on the family man about the whip. My mom's called him. Those two reels were golden. You should have kept that one. He said, I ain't on their podcast, you are.

I asked me y'all this because obviously with choice as well, they was laughing. It was like, man, he didn't say, he wasn't going to say his name. Then he said, Drew at the end. Oh, yeah. I never, I mean, lose my vouch. I never said bro name to the police. Oh, yeah. So I think people got to get in that misconstrual.

I didn't give a fuck regardless. I will. But I had to get that off my chest. That was still a little boiling to me. But, you know, all this well, though. That was right. He was saying. I think that's just so crazy.

I'm like, you know what's so crazy? We talked about that a long time ago. Yeah. Would you take a charge for your nigga? If you know it was his and didn't, I forgot all about. me and Lou go on to Miami and that shit really happened to me. It's a word.

That's not sure for nobody. That's crazy. Yeah, brother. Yeah, especially if it ain't mine, man. Just be a man to take your shit, bro. No Kyle Lauer over here for sure, man. It's happy to the patrons going down, man. Same gang with me as usual.

To my left, we got my dog. Bishop, be hitting out the privilege. How you what, nasty? I'm chilling, bro. Trying to kill me in the gym again today. Okay. It's been getting good, though. I hit the 225, so I guess I'm a real man.

Man. I don't know I mean Shout to Mike It's not you It's filled again That's two days Mike was 75% on it Damn it got worse Mike

Mike To Mike's point though He was lifting heavy before You know what I told him to slow down man but his pride got in the way Mm I mean so I need for help With my legs up

I was saying he was in and showing out He was yeah he was showing up for sure He was throwing the 225 It was crazy But you're Mike you stir Roy free bro you're doing it off with I'm going to say you. I'm going to got no extra approach.

I'm a host. I can say, some of the allegations over here. Yeah, that's every song. Yeah, I did a drug in my life. For sure. I never did a drug in my life. Shout to the factory meals, man, going crazy in her fridge.

Tiga, I want to ask you this before I introduce you. In the league, did your diets ever change, like, from starting off playing as a rookie to as you was a vet, like the stuff that you ate or did it didn't matter at all? I'll be lying to tell you that it mattered, but I had a chef, my last. what, my last five, six years. Yeah. So. That nigga ain't healthy.

It was different. Like, I still snuck Texas Roadhouse in there. That was like my, I ate on every Thursday almost. That was my shit every Thursday. Oh, but other than that, he was this one through like a week. Other than that, I ate the same shit every day. It was like rice, chicken, probably something green. Hell yeah.

Every day. That's something that's always the go-to. or like a piece of fish or something. Yeah, light protein. It was some greens. They're a rice in there for sure, man. Shouts a factor, man. Like we said, the outfit didn't be going crazy, man.

We'd be working a lot in here, it's always in a refrigerator, man. I know what time it is. In case season is approaching, man. It's tapping with factor, man. They're going to hold you down. The best meal prep after post-work, I get them games right, for sure, man. Still to my right, my dog, young nacho, young tea.

Got you what? About to give me a factor meal after year? Because I'm going back to the gym, because after seeing Mike not being able to 225. I was in starting. He won't see on 10. do it. My boy might need to convert to a factor three times today

instead of once a day. He might need to be four the gym. He need to be on the maxil for a practice? Okay. He needs more from Mike, the fact that B-Hen never live heavy. Listen, y'all, listen. And that's what, and I might always say to do everything better to me.

Hound for Pound. I was even disappointed in Mike today. Just a little bit. I hate lift a lot. Listen, your first set was 135. My first set was 185. Your second set. He just saw that I don't live.

My second set was 205. My third set was 2.05. Mm. My fourth set. It's supposed to get easier. Yeah, because that's what he said. He said, I always go up. My last set.

I mean, I ain't had 225 in me. It's all right. But he used to having, like, close to that much weight on your chest. Like, he went from 135 to put in 22. The nigger weighed 260. He should be able to do that. I mean, I respect it, bro. You know what I'm saying?

You could jab away. Jab away. Jabber walking. With the boy of the best, yeah, I see what I'm trying to take up. We have a bikeway, hey, you know, it's crazy. We have a bike way to say. No, we don't. The nigga wait 220.

I'm 260. He like 220. That's 220. So how much money? $195. He ain't lie. That nigga a lot earlier. He said he was $185 earlier.

I got on to say, I'm like $202. He's 2.0. I'm like that's way off. That's crazy. Friday, listen. That gym should. The camera will be out. I'm hitting 225.

If you're out in the gym, I respect. That's a different type of discipline. We need the live stream. Mike, you know, and Mount hit 225? Multiple times. Yeah, mouth for pound, pound is the strongest one here.

Pound for pound. Nah, me. No. Mount weight, that's probably. Mount weight 190. And he'll hit 235. And I'll do 315. No, you won't.

I already did it. Shut the fuck up. No, he did. I want to see it on camera. I got the video. Do you real? Yes. Hey, I can't wait

to the Christmas Highways, man. Alvin Den's going down for sure. Listen, we got a lot to get too. First things first. Is she back in America? Oh. If she's back in America. Is she back in the America?

Is she back in the American? Who's going on? To America. Oh, God. You got your shot. It's to America. B money. What's the word?

I think we need no intro. I'm back in work. Did you think of your hat? Okay, come on, bro. Yeah. We, yes. This is what you need. Do you have your past?

This is what you got some room punch. Okay. We got some wrong punch. Y'all got to try it, try it for real for him. Yeah. Oh, you brought it from. No, I made that for real. Tasted.

This was in that book bag that was on camera. So what's in this before I drink this? Um, in the rum punch. It is lime juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, strawberry syrup, and the little sprinkling nutmeg. That's it. Okay. Try it, try it. Come to the islands with me.

Okay. They did it all. Jeff, try yours. Why are you going to be trying? Because everybody else did. I try it. No, no. Wrong punch.

It's actually pretty good. Yeah, my. I ain't bad at the guy. Getting in your back. Oh, you learned that there. Yeah, I learned that there. Oh, okay. Yeah.

It ain't that bad, Stella. Yeah, yeah. So how was the trip? It was beautiful. I'm glad to be back with my guys. What's up? We're the guys now. Yeah.

How many days are you gone? I was only gone for four days. Oh, okay. Yeah. Still no trip. How long it takes to get there? Four hours. Oh, that's about that.

It's a little West Coast strip. No wrong with that at all. Yeah. Oh, no, did you come back to Wi-Fi and realize it, you know what I'm saying? You have been scouted in the airport? I was on the plane and everybody was sending it to me. I'm like, I can't help my cousin through TSA.

Oh, we did it all. We did it all. Shout to a little beach. My cousin's just helping my cousin through TSA. That's crazy. I like how Cubs were that Adidas fit. That's a blooms spot. He said, I got him fucked up.

That's Palm Angels, baby. That ain't the Detus. Oh, okay. Respect. We see three strikes. That's embarrassing. One time he cranked up. She said, look, she didn't even try to play at all.

Because of Adidas fitting her. Like, damn. He had shell toes on. No, he did not. He had some slides like a Jamaican. Oh, he had the toes on the airport? No, he doesn't suck. Respect.

I don't know. I just happened to walk past him. I mean, respect. You already said, your hand is literally in his pocket. No. He is nothing. Get your hand on my pocket. But shout out to them for not getting his face.

I respect that. I can't even be mad. But I met the dude. We was going through TSA and the guy like, oh, damn, I fuck with the show, blah, blah, blah, blah. The next thing, you know, he posts this. It had to be him. It couldn't have been nobody else. Oh, no.

No, no. Let's get it popping. Let's get him. I'm like, hold on, let me fix my posture. Yeah. Okay. But you met buddy who recorded it. Yeah.

That's supposed to be a faceless page. Now I know your face, but I ain't going to. I ain't. Oh. I get you. We talk about people business, so I ain't even going to get mad. But damn. Yeah.

He did put you on bladder. What about you was doing something? You're on suppos. That's what I said. Like, that's what I said. Thank God Barbie is Barbie. Yeah.

Like, nigs just got to deal with how Barbie is and understand who Barbie is as a person. That's a lot, though. Like, damn, I can't see you can't eat. Was it like, there was a good feeling though? I was in Jamaica. Did you feel good about it, though? No. I didn't.

I feel good. That's like that people recognize you like, damn. Yeah, that's cool. We actually putting in some word. Damn. I appreciate him. But that's a lot. So imagine if you just keep growing, hopefully.

we continue to grow. Yeah. But imagine how like Kim Kardashian, LeBron and all don't feel. Yeah, that's, it's annoyed. We got to work on your exit from the airplane now. You got to kind of.

You got to let him go first. Yeah, you got to. I'm not the, you got to get a scarf and the. You got to let, you got to find a white lady, somebody and, you know what I mean? Talk to him. Well, but y'all just, it just,

it looked too crazy. I mean, it was on a date. That looked like a private flight. I mean, yeah, that's what you said. That was clearly a date. Yeah. Everybody go to Jamaica by themselves. You have your passports.

I'm trying to. Me and my man, we're on the island, ho. Ocean breeze. Palm trees. I was just like, damn, the barbie tell one of the other things like, hey, I'm going to. Hey, damn. You know, somewhere with my home girl.

Oh, you said she might have another one in spite. Yeah, yeah. No, I was more concerned about him. Like, okay, this is what comes with, you know, but people don't like, you know, they like, they, they. No, I'm like that other joints. He could have.

or, you know, could just be a private person, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I signed up for this. He didn't. I'm a low-key say he got some other joints. Don't let me find out. Oh, me pressing his shoes over here. Shout out to that, gentleman.

I'm glad your face did not make the case. Damn it. Oh, let's see, man. That's great. Hey, man. We barbie just got to tighten up. That's it. Shout out to Barbie.

You know you want to be. Now he's pressing his shoes. Okay. That. The Ponging his act up. Okay. The Palm Angels. That's what that was.

Three stripes, he would never appear. One thing I can't say, I know that nigga was scared. Why you said that? Listen. Listen. What the motherfuck say, listen. I think you say something. Like, hey, yo, hold on that.

He probably told her. You're going to get out that podcast. We don't need to be dealing with. We don't need to be together. What's the 10K? Let's talk about it. Oh. Let's talk you back.

Stay on the podcast. He said, now, you can take back to him. I dropped you off. Well, he wasn't tripping, yeah. Glad you had a good vacation. Yeah, for sure. All right. Now, is this out of pocket?

This gentleman broke up with his girlfriend, and apparently he shared the Netflix. Yeah, I'm sure. He shared the Netflix password with the family of my pop and said, hey, you know, I know, I know y'all got to cut me off. Nah, for sure. Have you ever changed the password to the streaming sites? You know what I'm saying?

What's your done to deal with somebody? Everything. Every time. It's streaming. Bit of thing. I've been kind of locked in. Yeah. I don't.

Yeah, I mean My dad pissed me off one time He asked me for some money I was like, no, I can't send it to you Damn snapped on me a little bit And I was like, oh, okay, bet I changed the prime pass code

The Netflix pass code Yeah, you did that type of thing I was like, I kid you back a couple days I just think it's a lot, bro I don't even remember You until they cut you off I ain't, I don't even know how to do all that I don't even remember the past code

All my shit is like face shit Yeah All my shit. Crazy. So when I go, you know, when I'm watching, you got all the past code pop up

and you got a hit on your phone. Yeah. All my shit. Damn, the real Elon Musk. I was about to say from your TV? You're fancy. No, no, you got hit the phone.

Yeah, okay. The Iron Man TV for sure. Yeah, I'll definitely cut filming y'all too. And people start while in my profile, I have a problem with that. Like, when you get in my profile, I start watching shows,

and I didn't know where I was and you know and watch this whole movie. I hate when we make their own profiles on my shit. I'd rather you knew that then come fuck up my. I'm the king of luck. Yeah.

I remember somebody left their shit up in the hotel room because you know how people would load in Netflix and come in. Yeah. Some chick named like Amber or something. I was like, damn, Amber watched it. Like, damn, she already loaded up for me. I made my own profile.

Like, shit, T, on that book. Man, what are the eyes when she logged in? Like, all day is crazy. Her watch all type of black movies. You heard her algorithm. Her shit was straight white movie. Wow. Side-fire shit.

I had all type of menisers. Don't be a minisville zone. I had clicked that bitch. I know when she got on there. What the other? Oh, dog. Oh, dog. And she ain't logged out.

Like, I guess it stayed on her because the whole time it was when we was in the playoffs. I was playing for the bucks. And we was in Lennon. It's staying up there the whole time. That's insane, bro. I'm on a nice little Hispanics account. I've been on it for years.

Wow. Disney Plus, Hulu, HBO, Mad. How you get that? I have no. There's a bundle. Huh? Somebody you work with? No, I don't know who these people are.

I have no idea. I don't know if I will not log. Because, you know, you can log on to, like, a whole little profile and just logs you into everything. I don't know how it is. But I've been on there for years, like, four years. I know I'm older, like, out of touch with a lot of shit. But when you buy a TV and put it up on the wall and do all that shit, I feel like you have to put in your information or whoever you still. Am I tripping?

But if you're scanning on your phone. It's cracking on your phone already. You good money. Oh, okay. Yeah, log in come off your phone. You got to do it with transfer that joint. Or if it's a used TV, maybe. I don't know.

If you got a used TV. I'm talking about it. Somebody logged in at your crew once in. I'm telling you, I don't know who these people are. There should be better than you're to log in. So you don't know who they are. They had to log in your career one time. And I've been logged in for four years.

But I think they kicked me out. like one thing. But other than that, everything you're still loading up. So your son, but watch all this Disney plus shit. Mm-hmm. And that's what else.

Hey, bro. All this shit. If she's up on a TV off somebody's wall that was probably coming to here. $100. Come on to D-Sah. Oh, he loved a Latinos. Yeah.

He do. Respect. Nephew. Youts of the people with finding us on TV. It was really just the main use for restaurants. So my used TV is fucking great.

I saw a guy gave me a couple of years TV sold I'm not going to my house to get them TV off their walls you're too rich

No I'm not Give me that 50 again Like you said They're $100 You are too rich Bro Somebody got that play I ain't gonna lie

To buy a TV off somebody's wall You know And they got the remote When you get it You got to get the remote At all I'm feeling in my house People were like

Hey Can we have the TVs I swear Yeah that's different bro Like you're just giving them away No I got one

just give them away. Luke tapped in. You ain't telling them, my fucking. All right, you be $75. Yeah, I did. I swear. I'm sold on that TV for a $1,000. There's somebody on Facebook marketplace right now looking at comp a $1,000.

Yeah, I can go to the number course. The movie theater? No. Does that go down there? No, yeah. That's a new. You probably sold them a big, gigantic ass. Like a hundred tint.

Barbing ball of 46. I'll say nice with him to spend a couple. Oh, me. You got a smooth 200. It got that for sure. Four of these is good. We got them laying around this one. Literally.

Shout out. That's hilarious. Shout out of my nigga George. Speaking of TV, the new why I get married dropped today. I cannot wait to get home to watch. Oh, he came out. Yes, it dropped today.

I can't wait. What are they come about on? I believe it's on Netflix. I'm going to watch tomorrow, right? You said, oh, yeah, yeah, bro. You have to watch one first. Yeah.

It's going to set the tone. Is it like beauty and black? No, but it's just a ridiculous. Oh, man, my name. No, no, I'm not. We talk shit since the time of Perry movies, but no, bro. Is it way... It's just like serious, like the family that prays?

Like, is it got like moments like that? It's funny and serious. It's funny and serious. The second one is a little bit more serious than the first one, but it's just people who are going through their marriages in different forms and shapes, but it is funny as far as that's the movie where Sinai liked the husband was working. Oh, no, no, no.

That's the top tier one. Okay, yeah. Janet Jackson is in that movie and why did I get married. Which one the first one? She's in both of them. Okay. Oh, did they have the budget for her to why did I get married again? You're going to say, because.

So it's a movie or a series? No, it's a movie. It's a movie. Oh, okay. I can't like to watch this. For sure. All right, man, shout to Calci. Our new business partners,

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you're in the right place. Listen to Pro Society on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. Yeah, I guess I don't know if they had the budget for this one. So she was, she died or something? They didn't kill her up. Yeah, bro.

Just removing her as crazy, though. Her child was. She is one of them. She was. She wrote a book that was important to the movie. But at this point, bro, the way did she end to the last one? We didn't need to see her again, bro.

Yeah, Tom. She killed off her husband, basically, bro. She killed her, husband. She got on his nerd, bro. He, oh, my mom, yeah. She drove him to death. Oh, yeah, right here out the movie. Yeah, we didn't need to more of her.

She wasn't involved anymore. I'm tapping to the short. I'll watch the Snowfall spent off with Gail Bean. I seen it. I didn't watch it, though. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. Snowfall is a hell of a TV show to me, so it has a lot of hype to live up to.

It ended pretty good, but I'm going to give it a couple more weeks. So I'm going to tap in. It's a black show. I need a couple more episodes, man. I ain't all the way hooked, but I'm going to give it a chance, though. I'm going to give it a chance. I'm going to get back for watching my shows. It's about that time, bro. It's about to get cold.

All the fall shows is about to load up for sure. But it's definitely some good TV out here for sure. Probably what you'd be watching? That's all you. Donatosaurs and monster trucks. But no, I did see it's a new. On your TV? We're watching on your TV.

No, we have a two-bedroom. I have three TV. Oh, my phone. Exactly. Why don't we be talking that bull or shit? My son be right up under me. I don't know some people don't put like TVs in their room. Yeah, no, we got TVs in our room.

Yeah, I know some people that don't put TV in the other. But I did see it so new series coming out. I know. Could you eat your food in your bed? Oh, that's crazy. That's me. You guys if I know. He all trying to throw in jail.

Mike, Mike, you know, he took his TV off the wall. I don't watch it, though. Mike Daddy probably sold his TV. Don't put that split off of all of you, Mike. Oh, no. You don't watch TV in your room, though? No, it never comes on. I can't go sleep without a TV.

In your house, like right now? Right now. I have one. Yeah, for the long as I don't have one. I mean, I just never turned it on. I just go watching a living room. For a fact. Oh, it's overly.

I can't go. I used to be like that. Damn. But as a kid, like, I always had the TV. I was like, yeah, yeah, I have a TV on my wall, and I'd watch the game on the iPad and my phone. I bet. I wouldn't, never turn my TV in my room. What the point of having a TV, did you?

So y'all can't laugh at me? They didn't know. That's crazy. They can just watch this. Set up an iPad and stuff. He's like this. Rubbed my feet. Close as him.

He turned the TV. I ain't know. It was a brand-new TV, too. Sat on the wall forever. Never used it. I didn't have in the hotels. You do what? I watched my iPad and not the TV.

Oh, boy. I love a good. good TV in a hotel but along immediately. It's a fire movie on. I mean, respect to y'all.

How y'all get down? That's just crazy. I watch TV everywhere. I got so many TVs in my house. Damn, they're ridiculous. Yeah, bro. Late night games. I'm watching men trying to get the script together

with Lou Bryan turn the TV on. I'm on the iPad with it, bro. For sure. Literally in my basement. That should come over this weekend. Let's watch a fighter soon. It's a ridiculous amount. Like, the TV is so close.

Like, it's damn. or dumb. Like the bar TV right here, that's a big ass hundred and five-inch TV right. I love TV. Movie theater TV, five steps away. Oh, wow.

In my game. How many got total? In the basement? This is in the house. Oh, who's keeping a count? What's what you're doing, man? Every room got TV.

What Steve has said? Jeff Teeth made. Oh, he do? I'm just in Circuit City, baby. Get it more. I mean, I found this just for you, man. This is a door to. chat, which is absolutely hilarious.

The dasher hit him up. He said, I got into a car crash. And then he said, hey, you good, bro. He said, I'm fine, but somebody ate your food. Man. And that moment from me, what do you do? Bro, I got them on speed down. So I got a direct line of DoorDash.

So it's almost like private banking. If you're a private banker, you get right through, bro. So I never had that problem, bro. That is crazy. Yeah. I spent too much money with DoorDash. Chalking do that. Make sure you

I get that $10 a month. Yes. Become a dashback remember. We talked about the the Tesla cyber cars, right? The cyber taxis and stuff like that. One dude got in there.

I guess he had some stuff going on. And they took him straight to the authorities. Apparently he has. Oh, the truck. Oh. Well, that's hard. That means your truck is safe.

We bought him. We good. bro, if I get in this car and I'm trying to go home but you take me to the precinct. Quit tracking, cause not my wood. Damn.

Why's your business? I asked you to take me some word. I actually think that was safe if you was a criminal. You wouldn't think that that will, you know what I mean? Programming you like that. He's stupid anyway.

I would just have somebody else to get the Uber for me, though. He was tweaking. I don't know how it happened, bro, but I'd be there, bro. If I'm thinking I'm about to go to the crib and I can't even talk to nobody. That's too.

That's too. That's too. How they know he's doing something wrong? Everybody has a prize, man. who locked into the system. Yeah. Can't they like scan our like IDs and stuff like that?

Yeah, the rest of it, man. Damn, you guys. It's all your ID. It took you right to the airport. But they locked the doors on, he couldn't get out. He can't let in the window. Can't do nothing.

This ain't what I put it in. They got to be lying. That's crazy, bro. I would have hop out. How are you going to hop out? They got off the door. They got a lot of it. There's nobody driving it.

But they can't lock you down. Oh, we're busting this window. Ain't the windows, you're not supposed to be able to bust the windows in Tesla. Not in Tesla. No, that's a lot of. It's bulletproof. Yeah. Y'all asked him, grad.

I'm getting out that. We're going to put it to the test tonight. Before I got another bulletproof, bro. We're going to try that. Niggin, are you locked? You got your fault and that's it, bro. In your pranking. Oh, I would love to see the camera.

I wonder if the police is just waiting outside, like. Yeah, come on. Bring on it. They went open the door till he was right there. They just running it. They pressed the button to unlock. lot. That's crazy.

Yeah, so you got to get the scan in to get the grip. That's tough. So with all that being saying that we still buying a few of them. Absolutely. My boy,

I know my shit is down. It's signed for the $5.20. Please make sure we still lock in. If you have price, you're not getting our cars because you're not ventilize our stuff. Yeah, this price staying away from my whole neighborhood.

Yeah. It's not maintaining that much. We got to go to a couple of cities. Dallas, Miami to say a few, but yeah, it ain't based in that. We'll have them on the road in Miami. Yeah. Far and it will have $5.20.

That's great. like BMF in respect it. And the cameras will be rolling at all the time. And if you do something wild, it will be on the show. Free content. Be here, you see a guy to baby, catching a flag for his chicken and waffle spot. Nah, what's no one I was doing?

That's my guy. Yeah, so they basically said that the prices that he's charging for this food is a little too high. Right there, the Plain Jane Waffle, which is a regular waffle, it's $15. The banana pudding waffle is $25, but you can't add wings for $10 more. Damn.

For the meal, six feet. So basically, chicken waffles is looking about 35. That's about the right. 45. That is a little high, but I ain't mad at it. It takes so much to make a waffle. I know people say that. I don't think that's... That ain't crazy. Yeah. We spend about

we eat chicken and waffles dinner, wherever we go. Yeah. It's about the same person. It's about that. Now, Mike, they said this is not the airport, so why are you charging this this much? The one that they really had beef about was the soft food, cornbread waffle, which is as you could guess, you know what I'm saying, a couple sides on top of that joint, but it is $45.

That's a little. Go to, uh, let's go to the menu. I ain't, we love this place. For sure. When we go to Vegas, we go to Lolo's? We always go to Lolo's. I wonder, I just want to compare the prices from Lolo's to that. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, I'm trying to see what's so crazy. Shout to Lolo. I feel like Lolo's chicken and waffle. But that was just the waffle, though, for non-knife. Yeah. The waffle alone is 15. 15, 15.

For the plane, Jane, for sure. Lolo's fired, too. I don't care. I'll pay the ticket anyway, whatever it costs. What's the time? They're just expensive. But, you know, anytime we're going to Vegas, boy, Loafel, it's a first option for me.

Lowell's a fire, but I don't know. I'm not mad at it. I ain't, um. 23. Yeah. That's the, that's the chicken and waffles? That's the chicken waffles. Oh, damn, he's a little high.

Yeah, that's what I said. 35. Yeah, it's a little high. You got to bring that down a 25, killer. I'm not going to hit you with the gratuity at the end. Yeah, you got to bring that down to 20. Price of groceries is high. I want to, I want to bring that.

that's in Charlotte, too, where he's from. It is. Well, listen, y'all, listen, this comes with six wings for two next Charlotte. Yeah, you got to add the six wings for ten. So that's 20. That's fire.

That's 25. I'm with it. It's $10. $6. Yeah. I know for sure. I was the same price. Yeah.

That's two extra dollars for two more wings. Yeah. Yeah, his prices are great. I thought it was 35 for the whole. Yeah. Good shit, baby. I'm glad because my bro, I mean, my bro. My boy be damn.

they're cooking on every tour stop too. He'd do a different, like, menu in the back of the trailer. All his home is, he got a chef. No, he's the chef. He's the chef. He's set up like a, uh... The babies? Yeah, like a grill.

He set up like a big-ass chef grill. And he'd go there, he'll make everything, bro. Bro been cooking lobster tails, burgers, um, everything. Soul food. Oh, that's fine. And I don't know who all, I think he feed, like, his tour, everybody on tour with him, but he might feed a few fans and shit, too, just off the love. He do it before every show.

That's hard. I know that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he being active. Big boy's been my motivation to get right on the grill. Big boy Instagram is fire, bro.

Yeah. Is whip up fire-ass meals. Yeah. I know the baby fool fired. That was crazy. I was just talking yesterday about learning how to cook. I was watching that.

You know, I'll be watching a dude in the backyard, Bernard. Yes, sir. I'm like, man, I'm about to learn how I fry some chicken for real cook. The way he'd be cold in the chicken, bro. Yeah. I'm like. I thought you always do I do how to do that.

Fry some chicken? That's going to be easy for it. Oh, I know how to throw a piece of chicken in the air fry. Nah, bro. I'm talking about in the grease. No, no, nah, brother. Yeah, bro. That'll be, once you get, that's easy, bro.

But I want to put the batter. Like, you know, I want to put my seasoners in the batter. We've got to do a, we can do a shrimp today, man. Oh, yeah. You teach us how to cook, teach me how to cook some fry chicken. Yeah, we can definitely do that. We can't copy you the egg for Christians, bro. Oh, yeah, that's fucking put to you.

That one fucking is seasoned. For sure, that egg is one of the best things. Yeah, everybody's about the same. But they only got three pieces of the chicken. Three pieces of chicken, yeah. Yeah, shout out the figs in the L.A. And the chicken can't finish you. That's why these restaurants are, you got to make sure they hold wings or,

because they'll bust the whole wing down and make two out of it. So you just got to make sure if you want. Party wings or real wings? Yeah. I want the party wings. Yeah. Party wings the best. Wings section for sure?

Well, when the chicken was big. The last time it was huge. Man, my spot. I don't want to do that. That's my spot. It let me. Oh, yeah. That's the first time I ever left.

BBL chicken and waffle on the play. It was good. BBL chicken was huge. Oh, Barbary. Chicken was huge. Nah, they don't want real chicken. Wing was good. Oh, G.

Somebody said he's feeding his hand. Yeah, that was some dog. You remember all the horse thing? Remember I'm sorry, bro over this jacket? Yeah. It was that. Oh, I'm watching Barnett Hill show?

Oh, man. The Barnard Hill Show, bro. The new one? Yeah. What is? It's me? I'm cool, bro. There's nothing.

It's not it. I'm real, DJs weight. I'm nothing, bro. Yeah. Yeah. What streaming service? Come on. I don't want to shout out to mail for the negative press, bro, but give it a chance if you want to, bro.

Oh, okay. I figure it out. I just, we talk about it. Yeah. I didn't have high expectations, but, yeah, I probably won't spend that again. I'm going to keep it a bean, bro. Hey, oh. They are.

I couldn't be the same type of funny. I agree. It was 30, 40 years ago for sure. But damn, man. Yeah, it ain't a vibe. I don't even expect it to me. I didn't either. I try to give you a chance because it's black, man.

Definitely let me down, man. Definitely let me down for sure. Yeah, food is high everywhere. Groceries is high. Spend your money wisely, man. If you can cook, make as much as you can. Barb, you can cook? You can fry chicken?

He said you can cook. You fried chicken outside or in the house? What's your? Okay. You fried chicken outside or in the house? In the house. I don't got no outside thing. Gangster.

My sister fried chicken outside. Would she take the deep fry her? She got the real deal. I got a camera chef. I always fry everything outside. She had to fry. She fried some fish and spaghetti the other day. I don't know how she was frying some fish outside.

It tastes so much better when it's in the outside little friar. Yeah, she was out there. Outside air here. I didn't know my sister could really cook. Brime over her house? Like, it'd be amazing me. Like, when I grew up, like, she used to make food, but she used to make very small portions. It would be like, yo, she would put some green beans and it'd be like this much.

She'd be like, Thundra. You feeding like a puppy or something? Yeah, yeah. So I didn't know she could really cook, but she can really cook. I'd be going to her house and it'd be like a big old spread. And I'd be scared to try stuff. I'm like, that shit probably nasty. And I try and I'm like.

Shout to thun. Shout to my dog, man. Shout to everybody in kitchen whipping up. That's losing the recipe. It's good to hear people keeping it going for sure. Please go to the gym photo. This hilarious. That's a gym photo.

With a gym video, they said, man, we grabbed the voice is too big. And people just watching and see if you're going to do it. It's ever happy to y'all. That's how Mike was. Mike was on that 225. Everybody just stopped. Derek wasn't funny. Aaron Donald was just doing this like it was nothing the other day.

Derek did like eight on the 225. He just got it and said, go Mike. Damn, get well soon to the production team. Man, is he going to lift this motherfucker or not? Nah, it's it. Especially when you're holding the weights and somebody trying to use them. Them too heavy, bro. Not for sure.

What is them like 200? That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know how you're going to get them back on their rag boy. And they're playing in the people gym for sure. Dumb bills, how heavy you think you can go, Mike? Probably 90, 95s. Damn. You can't do the hundreds?

I ain't ever tried. You'd be doing the hundreds, melt. Who. Quiet. Like, how many times go you asked me to do this? Just one dollar? You didn't get the 100 months? I did it 100 at one time.

Not on the floor. I can't, go on the bench I can't get. Yeah, you probably can do it. Nah, shout out to everybody's trapped in the gym. It's about that time where everybody in the gym. Boy, once it gets cold, boys living in the gym fall season for sure, man. Barbie said she wanted to go back to the end.

Who? Locking back in, Barbie? My back is getting big. It's not cool. I'm going to say you about that. I know. Why, though? Because my back is getting big.

I got a roll and it's so unattractive. I'm saying, why is it getting big? What are you doing? I just be eating and doing nothing. Gotcha. I thought she was going to Pilates. I haven't been. You said that's expensive.

That was a part of the 10K a month. Yeah, it is expensive. But I haven't been doing it. You know, I've been back working. So I haven't been having like my free time to go. What time you work? From 8 to 5. Eight to five.

A little hour of lunch break. You can meet us in the morning. What time your son go to school? 7.45. Wow. How's a new job going? It's been effing terrible. I've been ready to quit every day.

But the company got bought out so I'm going to actually stay and try to see about transferring to a new location. Yeah. I saw that your manager followed you on Instagram. It was talking crazy. Yeah. She said, I hate this job. I've heard stories.

I've seen that. And I said, why are you here? I was posting some more stuff because I hate this job. Wow. I hate it. You just got there.

It's been terrible since day one. What do you do? I'm a lease an agent. What could be so bad about that? Is that who like show people to apartments and stuff? Yeah, but so basically, damn near like a property manager at this point because, yeah,

it's just a mess. But the people I work up under, the company, everything is just wrong. So it's like only so much. much that I can do. And I'm the face of, I'm who everybody's coming, like, da-da-da-da-da, and it's not much I can do.

Just a star all the town. Yeah. Can't even walk through the airport. Well, I was just saying you applied for the job. You just wasn't expecting this to go as bad as it's going. My other leasing job was great. It just was the hour. It's like how they did you at all these ain't it?

At all these? You remember you was like? Oh, that was terrible. That was terrible. You remember you said you signed up, but you didn't know you had to do all that work. The hell is that. Can you shout out the apartments or no? Hell no.

It's fine, Tony. Show me. I want to keep being employed. I was going to be in another airport. I thought it was a good free promo, though, if you need a little bit. I need a small to stay. Checking with Barbie. Pulling up there.

The Chateau-London. On East Turkey. Out to the cottages. Three fountains. How about? Mayfield Green. Tap to the matrion. It's probably somewhere for sure.

Oh, yeah, boy. Yeah, that's a hell of promo right there. This is a crazy list. Go ahead and zoom in on this. So come NBA season. The NFL is just kicking off. But we'll go through to see. how we feel about this.

ESPN, I bring all 30 teams in the tiers. Let's see. We're championship favorites so far. The top three, well, only three, excuse me, championship favorites right now. We've got the Knicks to Thunder and the Spurs. Is that pretty accurate right now? Yeah.

Yep. All right. They said, flawed West contenders, Nuggets, Rockets, Lakers, and Timberwolves. That's accurate. I don't like the Rockets in this in a contenders conversation, respectfully. I see them over there.

They got a good team, though. We'll get out in Van Fleet and then bringing back market smart. Yeah. I'm motivated Katie. I think they got a team. fans. Yeah, they're going to be a decent team for sure. Timberwolves, obviously, be here and

them for sure. Nuggets, got championship aspirations as usual, and the Lakers. We'll see what happens as well. Regular season win machines. This is funny. The Celtics, the Cavs, and the Pistons. Yeah, that's about right. They ain't going to have great regular seasons every year. High upside final candidates.

Okay. Pacers, Heat, 76ers, and Raptors. I thought this was very, very interesting conversation. I thought the 76s will be in the finals contenders conversation. I'm sure what the High upside means. Why are the patients up there? No, no Reels back.

I mean, the last time we've seen them with a healthy team, it was in the finals, so. I guess you got to show love. They don't got Miles Turner, though, so. They don't. You just see the bucks have been having a hard time trying to move his contract? I bet.

Yeah. I would imagine. Shout to Miles, boy. Get paid. The music you love. Your favorite radio stations. Everywhere you go. The podcasts, everyone's talking.

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But it's a big of show. But it's a lot of playing participants. This is where it gets tricky. There's a lot of teams when this is right here. Did the Hornets just pick up, what's the name, Sabonis? No. No. Now, it's been some back and forth.

Earlier when they said that they were going to move to Montesabonis, and I seen the report that said, well, they reconcile for so long they're going to see what happens later in the season. Okay, okay, okay. Whoever knows. I was going to say, that's a good pickup for them. Yeah, whoever knows with the fucking Kings. The Hornets, the Mavericks, the Warriors damn play-ins,

which is very accurate for them. The Grizzlies probably won't be playing in anything. The Pelicans. They got potential to make it playing. Pelicans? Yeah, yeah. They have the talent. Obviously with a new coach, hopefully Coach Mosley,

you know what I'm saying? Get a fair shake over there. They have the talent. We just got to see it put together. The sons, who knows what they're going to be? There was a playoff team last year. That's a fact. The Trailblazers.

They were a playoff. That's a little trouble in paradise. They said they don't know if they're going to be able to pay on Denny Obia where he weighed next season. They said they kind of press from the salary cap standpoint. That's not really. They're on the road. They'll move.

They'll figure some shit out. Yeah. You'll see. You'll see. One of them, they're going to be out of there. Drew Holiday and be gone. Drew Holiday,

School Henderson. They move on. Or John Morant. Yeah, because school this is about due to get paid, right? Yeah. Okay. You got to keep the A over there, for sure.

Yeah, that's the future. Yeah. That's the future. Yeah, that's the future. Dame in his latter year, so. Yeah. All right, we'll see what happened to trailbla. The Jazz.

I got the Jazz hired in the plan. They're going to be a playoff team. I wouldn't be mad. I would actually would love to see the Jazz in the playoffs. I think they got a really good roster. Yeah. I like a lot of their players. I got them like 7-8. Yeah. I think they'd be better than the Warriors.

Oh, God. Which is crazy to say, but it's really kind of accurate because we don't expect shit from the Warriors, like, at all. Like, if the Warriors have one injury, it's over. Oh, yeah. Because I said, Jimmy's still out, ain't? He is out, at least until January, February. Yeah, so Steph Curry has any type of

a hiccup. Tweek. It's all right. hand, spraying, anything. It's going to be kind of over for them. Yeah, boy, Brandon Positing, catch the flu. They are cooked. The Wizards be here.

You got them high to playoff seed. They got them into playing potential. That's disrespectful. They're going to be a six seed. They're in the same boat, though. Wizards and Jazz? Yeah. No, Wizard and Warriors.

One injury away from the first team. It's really AD. If it's AD or Trey. I think if Trey. If Trey get injured, they still cool because they got other guards. They got guards, but to be a playoff team, they don't have enough dynamic guards. Like, to that point.

No, Trey is unbelievable. That's 26 and 12. For sure. But I'm saying, though, to lose AD to hurt worse. Because you got to think of AD out there with a bunch of, most of these guys are on their rookie contract. Haven't really played significant basketball or anything that's like important basketball, I should say. So what is it, Bub Carrington? Yeah, Bob Carrington.

He would probably be the next man up. Dan Mere. And I'm not saying he's not a bad player. He's a pretty good player. But Anthony Davis will have to do a lot of carrying. Yes. Like, these young dudes ain't really had no real games. I just don't see it.

And you can't be asking AJ to facilitate because you try and develop him. I need you to go kill. And the same thing, our young boy that came from Texas last year. Childs and Trey, yeah. He's still trying to learn the game. All them dudes is in their second. third year. Yeah, they're young.

I'm just saying, I'm like, my boy. It's tough since either one, but I just feel like at least you got some decent play coming from the guard position. To lose A, D, bro, would be... I think they could lose A.D.

and make the playoffs more than they could lose Trey. Because Tray did less for it. I mean, did more or less. Like, Alexar is still a capable player. Yeah, they're able to be decent. Still got D.A. and off the bench, and you still got a bunch of young wing. You put the ball on Trey hand.

Let him cook like he did in the last. Because Atlanta, this is basically the Atlanta Hawks team. Like, they had John Collins and when they made that run. So it was the center then when they made that run. We played them in the Eastern Conference Finals. Nah. I'm talking about when Trey was on there. It was.

Playing Capella was there, wasn't it? It was Clint. It was Clint. Yeah. Trey, John, DeAndre Hunter. A white boy? Kevin. Kevin Herder.

Yeah. It wasn't a lot of names. Like, no disrespect to them. but yeah he led it real same you know I mean Lou Will was off the bench yeah trade's ability to facilitate a lot of people

was going to make a lot of reasons in that team like you say Arsstar coming to his own he can contribute Sheriff Cooper I didn't know he was on the chain yeah back on the roster for sure shot that's my boy he went overseas

oh okay okay okay but he was on the team last year non-competitive with their own pick the bulls and the gangs I think Derry Lake up about to go crazy he is I think he's gonna have a really good rookie year

I pray he does us. He got a solid bet next to him. We're going to be all right. Now, Behan, did you see the caveat for Ben Simmons' contract? It's not guaranteed. But if he makes it to train the Kepi, he gets the M. If he makes the full roster, he gets a 3.5.

But my boy got a rough month ahead of me, brother. You got to make it a little rough for him, bro. Bro. Because I like what Pat Bev said when he was talking about, like, Victor Oladipo. Like, Ben Simmons is as much love as I give him. On God, he quit. He quit. He quit.

Oh, what pet Biff, sir? Pepbibb was just like, you know what I mean, how Ben Simmons on the team, and I ain't own no motherfucking hate on nobody. Of course, Ben Simmons can't help that Olo Dippo did get picked, but he was like, Ola Depot been working so hard. Yeah.

And you've been seeing him grind. How do you not give him an opportunity at least to see what he can do? And he said Ben Simmons quit? Yeah. Because, I mean, essentially, bro, he definitely did. Yeah, bro. And shout out to Ola Depot, you know what I'm saying?

I don't think he quit. They got to do me, bro. He was hurt too, though. He played that year with the clip. But you got to think they were saying a lot of shit about his mental too. Sometimes you just need a mental break. True. He had to fall back in love with the game.

Not saying, like, you got to think he had breaks. He took years off from injuries, right? Yeah. And that's mentally tough. I'm not saying it ain't, but like Ben Simmons didn't. I mean, he did. He was injured a lot. No, he did.

But some people need mental breaks. Like, that could be tough, bro. And maybe he just got mentally tough Like he might be tougher than Ben Simmons mentally And he might just like you said Set away from the game I realize all right I'm really locked in I really love the game

I miss the game you never know And that's tough to pick two people against each other Because like even we were joking around With it with the rest of them No I don't even want to that's what I said I don't want to put them too like shit Ben I'm rolling with Ben all day But I'm saying

I think Victor Oladipo With that being said I think he deserves the opportunity If he's decent enough to still be an NBA player I mean but that can go for us Somebody is holding up So we said it for IT for a long time for a year We know people love the game for sure, but... It's a bunch of people that are out the league

that probably deserve an opportunity that career was cut a little short. So I can't... I want Oladipo to get back in the league. I like to see guys to get another chance, but it's a bunch of guys that... Man, we know. Worked hard.

That's true. I wouldn't even think y'all write about IT, 100%. Yeah, well said, man. We'll see what happens, man. Shout to them. And then the last one, which I think it's hilarious. Non-competitive without their own pick. The Nets, the Clippers and the Bucks.

Yeah, they lost. They all. Give me the Nets over them, though. I think the Nets's going to be exciting. I like the Nets. They got potential. Yeah. I'm running for my kill, but I ain't got nothing on the Ness League match the game.

For some reason, Julius Randall, bro, when he gets on a team by itself, he'd be killing. He's going to hoop. Julius Rano about to hoop, bro. Him M. N.P.J. are going to get FGA's up. 18 and 20 loading, bro. Oh, he's definitely averaging 20 points.

That's a given. Oh, yeah. Julius Reynolds is getting 20. You can book that. N.PJ, you can book him for 22, Julius Randolph. But that's going to be some nasty ice. It's going to be so big. Oh, my Lord.

The highlights. It's going to be one of the worst-looking teams. One thing I love about our show, we'll be showing a lot of shit that a lot of these other networks don't show. I'm telling you it's going to be a lot of J-R highlights this year. It's going to look terrible. It's going to look terrible. If we start the morning off with the Julius Randall collection. You know, just eased into the show.

It's cool. Like I am going to Oop to MPJ? Oh, no. MPJ should all jump. No, we duck it. this year, bro. He said his legs is feeling good. That sounds great. He said that? Yeah. I'm good. I'm glad to him.

I hope he is 100%, but it is quiet. It is quiet. He tried to get paid, though. I'm bad. Go who with BJ? Yeah, bro. He deserved. Yeah. But being that not competitive without a pick, boy, that is a long season. Boy, the Clippers, the squad trade knows about the finalized. He's got a couple of people that he know can put the ball in the hole, man.

He do. He does. He does. I love that for him. Igor didman and got better as well. He's in a better situation to me than, Darius Aikov. He is. No, Zach Levin,

no, he's not. They all are very fitting to their roles. Like, Darius Aikov is going to come play point guard. Zach Levine is going to be a two guard. So, Bonas will be a center. Keegan, Murray will be a shooting.

That's in the exact stage, though. Like, they all play their right position. The second apron is saying they can't move. It's quiet. And we hear now, like even with that, right here some of the young guards,

they probably won't get max deals. we're looking at here, sort of times, and probably won't get it. Brandon Miller, probably won't get it. Kaysen Wallace and Kiante George. I mean, obviously with Kays and Wiles, we would expect him to get the max, but even close near enough.

At 2nd April, bro, if you're paying that chicken, bro, they got to feel like that's your Robin on your team. A lot of these teams don't feel like that, especially the jazz situation for Kiante George. It's tough. Yeah, they can't pay Brandon Miller because they're thinking about Khan Canuff him.

Yeah, and he is getting super-duper max. Okay. Because nobody else is getting paid over there. Who's on a big? deal over there. Who's on a deal in Charlotte? I'm gonna say Kobe White got paid. I don't know if it's crazy.

Kobe White, what are you getting? 15 of you? 18, 20 years? Nah, it's got paid, right? Yeah. Nyes said like 25 of you? Yeah. I mean, shit.

In that market... Yeah, I'm about saying there's nothing crazy. I'm not saying that ain't crazy. That's crazy money, but I'm just saying like... You got a lot of people making double digits. What a niz mate? 23.

Yeah. B. Allen getting paid, but they'll be about to be up soon as well. B-Mill making 15. Obviously, we can do a dentist, 14. Grant making 14, respect. Shout to Grant. Yeah, they got to have some expiring contracts in next year, so before they got to make conking up.

I'm saying, I just don't see why Brandon Miller wouldn't be able to get a maxed contract. My Lord. They would. Oh, Grant, come back on the show. You're going to have time. Yeah. I think they're going to be pretty good, man. I love Nause.

The East is dumb this year, bro. It is. It is quiet for the Hornets. They don't miss that LaMillo or Mikel, bro. I don't think they want to pay Brandon Miller. I just don't think they want to pay somebody at Max Dill. That's what I think. I can see that because he's worthy of it.

He's going to contribute enough to it. His numbers are going to be insane. So Brandon moves on? No. Is 20 a Max Dill? What do you have? It's 20 Luzger? Let's go to Brandon Miller numbers.

Is that a Max Duel? Yes, bro. Why isn't it? This is my, ah, 28 Max. Jalen Williams, what we talking about? That's a different situation being. I agree what you're saying. I agree.

It's the way they play. It's the way they play. We all defensive team. J-Dougout 20 on the championship team where SGA average 30, Chet average 18, and he was all defensive. I respect the breakdown.

But hopefully be milk. You averaging 20 on a team are you the leading score. I see it. I see it. You average a 20 and you're the second lead score? I'm just talking. I'm like, damn,

me, is this. Hooking. I'm the second option after him in 20. But this is a new team now because you got La Mello gone. He got Miles gone. So that was two of our top, you know what I'm saying? Contributors. It's my time to shine.

But con can't up a will be after me. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. I mean, if he averaged 23, 24. Mikel probably, I mean, Mikel. B-Mill. What? What Lamello average last year? Probably 18, 19, 20.

Okay. So all then was around the same. Yeah. Definitely. Okay. 20. Yeah. They are.

They are sad. Ooh, that field girl percentages. Oof. No, bro. Yeah, it's a lot of, from the half-court, bro. 35 people average 20. Yeah, that's what I mean. 35 people can't get maxed.

Okay. And Boys is not trying to come off that money, man. That's second April. Like, we say young talented guards in this league is just not getting paid. Like, Y'all Tejores should get paid, bro. But he's in a tough situation where your bigs is taking all your salary cap up. And I got Darren Peterson in the wings. Yeah, so you might as well, he's going to have to be cool with taking that $125.

five. That's fair. He's going to have to take it, it pulls. No, that's fair. It's just a different market now, bro. It just is what it is. That's what they're saying about Jalen Duren. They was like, hey, man, if they offer you

$35 million a year, bro, I know what you expecting to get. Bro, today in 2026, you're going to have to take that game. You're going to have to. For sure. They tighten it up a little bit. But you called this, though.

You said that beforehand. You said role players is going to be a premium him again. You said, if people are not going to get paid, he's like, they're going to cut that salary down, bro. I knew what they was going to do. It only makes sense for owners. Because, you know what, like, no disrespect to Kauai in them, but these dudes was making so much money and beating all these dudes,

and they wasn't playing. Yeah. So they're like, all right, we ain't about to just pay all these dudes. Yeah. We're going to get a bunch of role players that can play, but we ain't about to do all this. No, that's true. It's better for business.

It's not I'm saying to them It's not that you can't keep your team If you built a really good team And they all were young Like the Oklahoma City Thunder Are going to be in trouble eventually Yes

It's not fair But I understand it though Because it's like damn We don't get caught with these many max contracts And guys that we might have overpaid Like no more Ken Baysmore And no disrespect to Kent No but it's true though

It's not going to be No point of Chandler Parsons It won't be Oh it's quiet No more The role players who got paid like that. I mean, shout to them. Get your money. But they're like, we can't do this no more.

No, it won't be any more. And it sucks with teams like the Spurs, bro. We're not going to see the Spurs in this situation. No. You got to. You got to. A lot of these guys won't get paid, but they won't get paid from other teams either. That's why I think sucks about the situation. They put people in the strong order.

Like, all right, we ain't going to pay you, but we're going to prolong this to go, bro. That's where it gets fucked up. Oh, Jayland Duren. All right, this ain't giving you this. We ain't give you that either. Off me 35? Shit, we got $25, bro.

What you want? You're not going to get paid from nobody else. The aprons. That's so tough. A lot of teams that we don't think are going to have them players, they low-key going to have them players. Yeah. Some of them random teams are they going to have to make it happen.

They talk about the Bulls, well, the Bulls. They pay people too. But, like, you got- Raptors. The rappers is paying people. You're going to have to get lucky for a team to love you so much and see you as a franchise player to get like a Max deal. Like a Brandon Miller who's saying that, like,

he might not get a max. He had had to pray to, like, The grisies look at him and be like, he can change our franchise. And we'll give you the four-year max. Yeah. That's what's going to have to happen. Like somebody like that, the same thing is going to end up happening to like, even like the Thompson twin.

Like they're saying he won't get the max. Oh, in Detroit. He's going to have to pray that somebody like really believe. Memphis is like, we got our hands on him. He would be the best play on our team. And Draymond was talking about that on his pot shout out to Draymond. He was like, man, it's crazy. with the top six wins.

We got two people, one, making two, other might get white, 15, 140, and they can't shoot. In today's apron, bro, you have to be something super special to have a deficiency and us pay you as a piece on this team. Yeah, they must see some. All right, all see it, though. Like, if they learn how to shoot,

we like, they could be top 10 players in the NBA. Yeah. Because they both can guard, they athletically off the charts. They can get to the basket at will. Well, we know the one from Houston can really get to the basket. I'm pretty sure the one in Detroit can get to the basket.

he probably just scared to get fouled or some shit. Right. But we know if they figure out how to shoot them are two premium players in the league. Hell yeah. For sure. Yeah, we're looking at here. I would have them 208. Not hating on anybody money.

But that's a chance. Like, he might not everyone know how to shoot, though. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? That's true. Man, now you look at the prognum. They're coming off that chicken. Yeah, Jabari got paid.

Tar Eason got paid. Saygoon, brother. I thought they was going to move on from Jabari. But Tar Eason got what 90? That's going to be the standard My cat's my dog

I didn't know that Tar Eason's contract about to be the standard for like Yeah My boy Upcoming guys Him and Jabari

Like Jabari got what 125? Yeah Yeah That's gonna be Oh yeah Huh That's what Tar Eason got

That's what people Won't start seeing That five years Crazy You gonna start seeing The four year 80 And then you got the last year

That's not Like Tari's situation need 62 guarantees. Like you might have that last year. Yeah, it's going to start getting... No, guaranteed for sure. It's going to start getting shit like that.

Ooh, say going to, boy, breaking a bank. Breaking a bang, boy. That's probably going to be a decision they're going to have to make. Yeah. But that's what happened. In the league, it happens like that all the time. Like, every time I was a free agent, the league was like... You was at a bad time. It was a slump every year.

Like, every time my free agency came up, it was like, oh, the cap is here, and this is what everybody got. And then the next two years, a year later, it'll skyrocket and everybody's getting $150 million. You're like, the fuck he average 13. How the fuck? You just kind of did it.

He liked that. Jalen Duren's in that situation. Like, it ain't no money out there for you, gang. Don't need that money on that table, boy. Don't risk it. Fuck that, yeah. Yeah, well. Don't risk it.

That no CBA, boy, it's going to be real different for sure in the NBA. But it's going to lead the good hoops. Unfortunately, like you said, for teams at home grow their players, get penalized for it. But it's going to lead to more parity because we got people switching up. every other year.

So eventually Sacramento going to be good. Oh, yes. I mean, for real, somebody going to have to go over there. Like, Dylan Harper, Deering Fox, that crew,

Castle. Somebody's out of that day. Somebody going to be a story. Somebody going to have to go to Chicago. Dylan Harper can go over there and be James Hardin. Dylan ain't going to be the one

that's going to have to leave. I don't think from this person. Obviously, it's going to be Daring Fox. No, I'm talking about after that. I think Castle is going to be the one that they had to choose

between the two, I think it would be Dylan over the castle. They don't have been in the best real, bro. They're going to have to, one of them got hot to go. Wimby took a little price. I honestly think they'd probably want to keep dealing,

but knowing him, I think he would probably want his own team if he had to go if he was up for the garage. I like that. That's true. I can see him being James Hardness. Yeah, he probably bro on his own team. But he, and I'm, people always try to criticize. And they were always trying to take up for him. I don't think he was, like, mad at his minutes, which he probably would.

But I'm saying he just. he's just such a comparator he don't want to come out the game. No, yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? I think he had to leave. Stefan Castle has been like, well, I've been running like,

where's a whisperer? I don't give me a water break. Yeah. The other one to stay. I don't give a fuck. Let me stay out here. So. And he'll end up getting his own team.

Yeah. And somebody going to pay him max money. Yeah. We love to have him for sure. Shout to the Aaron Foxboy. Legend at the Bankboard, 223 guarantee up until 2930. That's the thing.

That's going to be tough. move that you're going to have to but they said also some of these teams who have no draft capital like the Clippers Yeah They might have to go get Salary dumps are going to come with a lot of mortgage of that future. Yeah, so the Milwaukee

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