Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Jeff Teague’s CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: BEST gift, favorite holiday food, Christmas traditions
Episode Date: December 26, 2024We’re back with Season 3, Episode 19 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys celebrate the Christmas holiday and talk about their favorite parts of the holiday season. From best and worst gi...fts, to favorite foods and traditions, you won’t want to miss the Club 520 Christmas special. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, man, we back.
Another holiday episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Will.
Same gang with me to my left.
I got my dog, Bishop B, here in out the pearlies.
How you doing, Nasty?
Cool, Nasty.
Let's get to it, baby.
I know, you know what I'm saying?
I know you have some good Christmas gifts.
My boy went straight to the feets with the production team gifts.
Yeah, I couldn't wait to throw in the, you know what I mean, the drum bands.
Okay, see the baby blue was hatting.
This is real tough.
Real tough for sure, man.
To my right, I got my dog, Young Nacho, Young Teague.
How you what?
Cool and nasty.
I hate dunks now. Damn. My dog, young Nacho, young Teague. How you what? Cool and nasty.
I hate dunks now.
Damn.
Well, not hate, but I don't like.
These ain't SBs.
I like SBs.
I just got on my pipe dunks, I guess.
I don't know why I have these on.
Got the red double dunks on?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Free Coach Teague, so it's backwards.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Hey, that's funny.
Holiday break up around, you know what I'm saying? Coach, they get their egg to practice, and they got my boy away, man. Free to real's backwards. Oh, God. Hey, that's funny. Holiday break up around, you know what I'm saying?
Coaches, they get their active practice and they got my boy away, man.
Free to real, man.
Man, definitely.
I'm hurt.
That's interesting you say that about the dunks because the dunks, like the last couple of years, went OD.
I remember pandemic right after.
They was, you couldn't get no dunks, bro.
Couldn't get no dunks at all.
And then they flooded the market and they could say, we are nothing on dunks.
They are sitting everywhere now I like Dunks
nah I don't I ain't gonna lie I do
it's just that the panda wave was
crazy I just
I don't know people over hype a shoe
I get it but
I don't know I still rock a Dunk to this day
yeah I mean I grew up on the SB so
you know niggas don't got those no more they don't know where to get them at
but it's kind of funny cause like even like when those came back out, like, the different, the Be True series, like, even with the Brazil Boys, the Syracuse Autumn Shoes, those were going crazy for a long time.
Like, after marketing and stuff, and then they dropped them all back again and fucked it up again.
I tell niggas all the time that you was really, I had, like, one pair, but you was the nigga that I seen consistently wearing
like
I tell you that's where
SB Wells came from
oh yeah
like niggas didn't know that
like that was what you used to rock
all the time and shit
oh yeah
growing up
so you feeling away
seeing niggas slept in my
I respect it
yeah I mean
I never
yeah I never cared about
the dunk shoes
I thought it was cool
cause like back in the days
you went to like
journeys and them random places
and get like 5.0's and stuff like that like it was cool but like when they went super crazy I was like I mean it's a because back in the days, you went to Journeys or them random places to get 5.0s and stuff like that.
It was cool.
But when they went super crazy, I was like, I mean, it's a regular shoe.
It's a dunk.
It's like an Air Force One.
I ain't mad at people wearing it.
I hate the pandas, but I can't be mad at it.
It's a staple shoe.
It's a black and white shoe.
How could they ever go wrong?
Yeah.
I started wearing dunks in 2014, 2013.
Yeah.
I was cool with them then because my brother used to have them when I was 13. Yeah, but I, I was cool with them then because I,
my brother used to have them
when I was young.
He used to wear a twirl
with all old school stuff.
So he used to wear a dunk.
So when I seen him again,
like,
I was like,
damn,
like the air raids
and all that shit.
I wanted that
because of my brother.
But I was with Adidas
so I couldn't wear them.
But I used to buy it
and you know what I mean?
But then when it started,
I could wear Nikes again, I started wearing them.
People weren't really wearing them.
Especially back then. Yeah, they
weren't really wearing them. So when I went back to Nike
in like 2016, people wasn't
rocking them. Only person I seen rocking them was like
Kyrie. Kyrie had some dunks
but not too many other people was rocking them.
And I was like, damn, Kyrie must be a
skater. You know what I mean?
Because he was rocking dunks. But then when everybody started wearing them like 2020 and shit, I'm like, damn, Kyrie must be a skater. You know what I mean? Because he was rocking dunks.
But then when everybody started wearing them like 2020 and shit,
I'm like, ah, no.
Nah, yeah, the SB Dunkwear was crazy.
I remember Kyrie, especially when he was still with Nike,
the Concepts waist, he had a lot of heat,
like the lobsters and all that shit.
Then he started going back with like the Jedi's and stuff.
He had that heat for sure.
Yeah, he was going crazy.
But you can't find any of that stuff now for anything cheap.
That's one thing I hate.
I was going to ask y'all that.
What shoes y'all used to have?
You were like, damn, I wish I would have had this resale market.
Even with Mike Tugas, when he was at Foot Locker, niggas had that shit back then.
And I'm just like, when StockX first came around to resale places, I wish I would have kept some of that stuff because I would have came up.
My mom would have never sold all them bronze and Barclays and the Bacons, all that shit. Bro, I was being, went crazy.
I just want my white and gold
LeBron 3s back from back
in the day. Facts. Damn.
RIP my nigga DJ. That was,
we slutted them out. We was out of pocket.
I told y'all.
Levi's and jeans and white tee.
At a time period, that was acceptable, bro.
We was out of pocket, but it was acceptable.
Go 4s.
Go white 4s.
I had all the Barclays.
The red and black Barclays.
The white Barclays.
The white and blue Barclays.
The black and blue Barclays.
The black, white, and blue Barclays are
so fucking cold and they're never going to come back out again.
I had them. I had all of them.
We used to buy every Barkley.
Even me and Phil, we had the...
I don't know what year it is. The mid-Barkleys
with the strap across them.
Yeah, I had the black ones. The ones
that Fat 5
was rocking.
Yeah, I was rocking them.
Phil had the navy blue
and white ones. Them was gross,
but
I had the white
and silver ones too.
I had all them.
I'm trying to think
about my childhood worship.
Probably just the Webbers
for me when I was a kid.
The sensations
or what do I got?
White and blue.
Five.
Oh, crazy.
Crazy.
School.
Professor School
has the white and red ones
in his aviary
and they so fire every time I see them. They so fire. I had the white and red ones. I had the white and red ones in his abbey and they so fire
every time I see them
they so fire
I had the white and red ones
I had the black and white ones
I had the blue and white ones
and then I
Hugh had the black and blue ones
I ain't never get the black and blue ones
I want them bad though
I was on a C-Wave
for sure
see I didn't
I didn't get to meet the sensations
even though I fuck with them heavy
I had the pippins
I had every color of that fucking pippin one.
The air on the side.
Nah, the pippin one with the squiggly lines.
Oh, yeah.
I had all them air pippins.
The black, white, and red ones went crazy.
It's another color they had.
It was like purple and black.
That was dumb, too.
But it was the heaviest shoe on earth.
I don't know why I like that shoe that much.
I got some of them.
I got the black ones right now.
The black and red ones.
Yeah.
That's my crib.
I think my mom bought me them
Tim Duncans. Them was heavier than a bitch.
Oh, which one? The
Tonal Foam Pops and Max?
Oh, nigga. Them is hard.
You should have the strongest feet on earth, bro.
I do, bro. That's why my calves are big.
I'll take a silver pair of them right now.
Yeah.
I got some black ones and I got them like
aqua blue ones
or something
mmhmm
all blue
yeah
we talked to KG too
when we had him on the show
about his shoes
he had a fire shoe
oh yeah
the Garnett's was he too
I had them Garnett's
that was our
team basketball shoe
yeah
that was guns most
it's so crazy
cause like
we talking about this nostalgia
like Nike basketball
and all that shit
it's like
they're never bringing that shit out because only us like it yeah it's pointless to bring it out it's not crazy because like we talking about this nostalgia like Nike basketball and all that shit it's like they're never bringing that shit out
because only us like it
yeah
it's pointless to bring it out
it's not even worth it
you look at the kids
kids for sure
they
could give a fuck bro
my man Lou had on
the Jason kids the other day
they was so hard
oh yeah the Zoom
them E-League bro
I'm like damn
Lou them was hard
and then
I was mad
because when the Drakes
came out
and they was just like
them like the Drakes. No, them like
the J-Kids. Y'all got shit fucked up.
I understand y'all age, but we're not going to ever disrespect
the lineage like that at all.
Speaking of lineage,
it's Christmas time. Yes, sir.
You know what's crazy?
We ain't going to talk about the gifts. Actually,
we're here for the gifts. I want to ask y'all,
how do you politely say, I don't like this
gift? What do you do with a gift you don't like this gift? Or what do you do
with a gift you don't like?
You just take it back.
That's why I always ask
for gift cards
because if I don't like it
from the place,
I just give it to my kids.
I just don't even use it.
I just say thank you
and just kind of
put it to the side.
Yeah, like, you know,
as men and patriarchs
in our family,
we don't give a fuck about gifts.
I just always tell the motherfucker,
I don't want a tie.
I don't want luggage.
Or I'm cool with cologne, too,
but don't overdo it.
Niggas get the same thing.
Like, when girls want to be lazy,
niggas get the same thing.
Talk about it, King.
I can't agree.
Not me.
My wife go over and overdo it.
Yeah, I'm talking about in general.
Oh, yeah, I'm saying. Niggas don't want, nah, we ain't talking about nothing personal. I'm... No, you're talking about... I'm talking about in general. Oh, yeah.
I'm saying... Niggas don't want...
Nah, we ain't talking about
no person.
I'm just saying,
niggas do not want ties,
luggage,
cologne,
drawers, t-shirts.
We want it,
but it's not like them.
You really didn't think
because we got to be
overly thoughtful.
Yeah.
You buy a girl Victoria's Secret
says she might be shit.
It better be Fenty.
Better be that Fenty.
Yeah.
Some new... Some skims or something. Dang be that Fenty. Yeah, some new,
some skims or something.
Damn,
speaking of skims,
bro,
she tried to kill boys
for the holidays.
Yeah,
Kim out of pocket.
She knew better
than to do that right now.
Yeah,
it's out of pocket.
She the gold,
bro.
A North Face collab?
Yeah,
you don't respect our pockets.
She's the gold,
bro.
Nobody's fucking with her,
bro.
The marketing is A1,
bro.
Shout out to Ye.
Skims,
selling out that fast,
it's crazy, bro. That's why I feel Skims selling out that fast is crazy, bro.
It's hard.
That's why I feel like there was some people that already had it.
That's why I tell people, I'm locked in with Ticketmaster.
So, when y'all ticket drop, y'all shouldn't be late.
I'm already tapped on the early bird.
I feel like Kim got a hive, bro.
Of course.
Most definitely.
She got a hive.
And I get it.
She the biggest.
But I'm saying, bro, for that shit to go.
Two minutes.
Come on, bro.
Niggas was pressing the fuck out them computer keys.
It's crazy, bro.
Niggas was putting their last minute efforts into that last Christmas gift.
Like, hey, I'm going to get them skin.
No, you are not, my boy.
That's what I thought.
I was like, P, just get on there.
So tell me when you get your cart ready.
I'm going to swipe up.
She said, everything's gone.
I better tap into TikTok. I got them to swipe up. She said, everything's gone. I better tap
into TikTok. I got them
two pieces on sale, man.
That is not the skin I'm looking for.
That shit is called skin.
Motherfucker get one watch cycle. Motherfucker's a
pantyhose. The whole outfit.
That motherfucker's some skin.
Leg is his leg.
We don't care anyway.
At y'all family functions
for like the holidays
like do y'all play games
and stuff
like family traditions
y'all play games
any of that
minute to win it
what's that game
I ain't never heard of it
minute to win it
we all
we all gonna have to do that
one day
I'm gonna have to show y'all
I did it for one of my
birthday parties
but
it's like a bunch of
little games bro
that you play
it's not just one game
like table games
anything like pulling the tissue that type of shit like you know what I mean but it's like a bunch of little games, bro, that you play. It's not just one game. Okay. Like table games, anything.
Like pulling the tissue.
Oh, okay.
That type of shit.
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah.
Swinging the hot dog paws between your legs, trying to knock it over.
Trying what?
Excuse me?
You put a hot dog.
The girls put a hot dog between their leg on the string, and they swing it.
But you got to knock the cup over.
Oh, I thought it was the one where you try to eat it.
I see that on, y'all ain't seen that on, one where you try to eat it. I thought y'all were there trying to catch it.
Y'all ain't seen that on, like...
That's the help of TikTok, y'all.
Obviously, they're the little bachelor party.
They be swinging it, trying to catch it.
I said, oh, this is...
In their mouth?
Yeah.
Y'all algorithm different than mine.
I'm just...
No, for real, it is.
He said this is family time.
I was going to say, if the family gets in a hot dog...
You line the waters up.
That's what I thought you was going to say.
I was like So you got
Grandmama in there
Trying to catch a hot dog
Y'all ain't never seen where the
They put the present
The little box of presents
On they box
With the junior
You gotta shake it
Those are minutes to win a game
I ain't never seen
You gotta twerk
And the motherfucking shit come out
Nah I ain't doing that
Well nah it's not for you
Hopefully
You said you had to
play these games with us
no I'm saying
when we have
you know
the real skills challenge
I saw the ones
we got like
Dr. Pink
from Ball in the Water
I ain't seen no twerking
that's a
that's a frat party game
get the most of them
in the
oh yeah
but you can do a bunch of shit bro
it's like an obstacle course.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you DJ?
I made new traditions this year because,
you know,
I feel like it was time to step up for the family.
It's been lacking the last couple of years.
I'm holding it down.
You know what I'm saying?
Basically,
you know what I'm saying?
We can watch the,
we can have all family time in the morning,
but once the games come on afternoon,
that's everybody's cue to,
you know what I'm saying?
Enjoy this wonderful spread.
I provide it for y'all and shut the fuck up. I can play whatever games I want to, but once the games come on in the afternoon, that's everybody's cue to enjoy this wonderful spread that I provided for y'all and shut the fuck up.
I can play whatever games
y'all want to,
but once the games come on,
I'm trying to hit
this Christmas lay.
Everybody do what y'all want.
Everybody enjoy y'all gifts.
Get out the way.
Clear our eyes the whole time.
But then later in the night,
I always keep going with my homies.
We all got kids and shit now,
but we always linked up
for the games
or one of the games on Christmas.
So that's always been our tradition.
That's dope.
Yeah.
We don't really got no traditions
in my crib.
Like,
we used to go to my mama house.
We'd probably go to my mama house
for breakfast or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, we'd probably do something like that.
But other than that,
we'd just be lazy.
Me and P probably have some food
and all,
but that's really it.
We don't got shit.
Yeah.
I used to drink with my homies
on Christmas.
I did.
Wow, man.
Yeah, I used to. When I was younger, I used to turn up with all my homies got kids
before I built the foundation
it's a little different when them kids wake up
they be up at 6.30
and I used to go out on Christmas Eve
for sure
Thanksgiving was my shit
I was going to ask y'all what's better going on Thanksgiving Eve
or Christmas Eve
for sure you got the whole day to recover that was elite Thanksgiving was my shit. I was going to ask y'all, what's better going on on Thanksgiving Eve or Christmas Eve? Thanksgiving.
For sure,
you got the whole day to recover.
Yeah.
That was,
those were elite,
elite moments of my life,
man. I might go.
Chats and Vogue on Wednesdays.
Elite.
I think we should go out
for Christmas Eve.
Nah,
motherfucking wife kill your ass now.
Yeah,
Christmas Eve is tough
because you're going to have
to be up in the morning.
For those that got the little kids
that's been waiting for this all year,
you have to be front and center ready by 7, 730.
Don't let some shit
need to be assembled.
You know, my kids, bro,
when they on break, bro,
I let them go crazy, bro.
They be sleeping
till damn near 12, bro.
Ah, shit.
My kids just woke up
and come out.
Damn, what's up?
They go to bed.
I ain't gonna care, bro.
Probably six, bro.
That's all right.
My kids be,
when they on break, bro,
I leave them alone. You know what I mean? She needs to be wanting them to go to bed, bro. Let them cook, bro. They six, bro. That's all right. My kids be, uh, when they on break, bro, I leave them alone. You know what I
mean? So these be wanting to go to bed, bro. Let them
cook, bro. They just gotta go to school for
10, 12 hours a day, bro. That's how
Ryan is, bro. He be waking up at like
3.30. But Christmas Eve, you're not
wrapping presents on Christmas Eve? I don't wrap. You're not
wrapping at all? I ain't never wrapped a present.
Okay. I wrapped.
To say, to have me buy the gifts and wrap them
is crazy. That's why, see, that's, I was trying to chill out on me buy the gifts and rap them is crazy that's why see that's
talk about it King
I was trying to chill out
on the holidays
but that's like me
going to the grocery store
and with a full box
I mean a cart full of shit
and going through
some checkout
the fuck I look like
well if you go to
all these people
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shopping done this weekend
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With a full cart?
You don't grocery shop like me, though, bro.
Yeah, I was going to say, not with a full cart, bro. If it's about 20 bro yeah I was gonna say not with a full cart bro
if it's about 20 items
alright that's my max
anything else bro
somebody else is
sliding us through bro
I'm not buying all these
gifts and wrapping them bro
that's wild bro
yeah
I don't even
I
shout out to my dog
I got a Ryan gift
I told him today
hey
you wanna meet me at the store
I'm coming to get
we go to the store
get your gift
like I'm not even
I'm with it
I'm not even trying to surprise you no more yeah he's at the age where he'll come to you. We go to the store and get your gift. Like, I'm not even I'm with that. I'm not even trying to surprise
you no more. Yeah, he's at the age where he's just like,
bro, what you want, bro?
I mean, I'm still surprised at my kids, but
their mother is going
to wrap them gifts. So, Bobby, you know what I mean?
Get it out the mug, gang.
But, yeah, my girls, I'm
not wrapping no gifts, though, bro. It's crazy
because I just feel like
it's going to take me so long to see you rip that bitch up and throw it to the side i'm gonna be tight yeah you gotta put
all that paper away then i'm a nigga who has to take all the boxes and shit to the dumpster
that's the business a lot bro it's a lot i ain't gonna hold you i told y'all that that
vial more finesse boy vial more wrap any gift you want bro then it don't matter if you bought
something from there or not i just pull it up i bought a little something just to, you know what I'm saying,
get the receipt.
Oh, yeah, I need this.
Yeah, there's no PS5s at Varmore,
but I'll write it down for you.
Oh, Varmore reps your whole...
Bro, pull up, bro.
They're fucking with you.
Putting that in there,
my fucking pull-up
with that U-Haul truck.
That's between them,
but I know...
That's Brandon Beasley pull-up
when he's doing that
fucking giveaway
to them 30 families.
They're going to ask him to leave.
But for my little three or four boxes of popcorn, that's your love.
Matter of fact, Beasley,
go up there on Thanksgiving. Have my mom
wrap them fucking turkeys up.
Triple bless. You know how mad
I'd be if a nigga gave me a turkey wrapped in
paper. Oh, shit.
I'm pissed. My nigga
be giving back hella shit
during the holidays.
Oh, my mama, bro.
I probably need to
shout that out
because, man, he do
great work in the city.
He do great work in the city.
Great work in the city, for sure.
Strong ass nigga.
He got a team,
but you know what I mean?
Shout out to whoever his team is,
but I'm saying,
my nigga really be on the front line.
Out here slaving for them few days
getting them gifts off.
So, a lot more.
My nigga might be on the way.
Nah, for sure.
That's commendable.
Yeah, I got some complaints about gift bags two years ago,
and I made a statement across the family,
and I think it was well-received.
Yeah, DJ be complaining about everything.
You can get a handful of not a fucking thing,
or you can take this bag.
Make your mind up.
Like a purse?
No, like not shit.
Like the hand you came with, empty. Or you can take this gift bag. Make your mind up. I a purse? No, like not shit. Like the hand you came with empty.
Or you can take this gift bag.
Make your mind up.
I'm going to wrap a couple gifts.
I'm going to show some love this year.
But shut the fuck up.
How many people are you buying gifts for in your family?
Just, nah, not too many.
Just immediate nephews, stuff like that.
Christmas is for kids, adults.
Y'all give a try to get off the strength.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to make certain people happy.
But I care more about the kids getting stuff.
Nephews and shit, I show them love, but that's who I care
about. Everybody else, y'all don't, man.
I don't give my sisters
and them no gifts.
Nah, I bought y'all cribs.
Y'all gifted.
Forever.
That's a hell of a gift.
Bring her black ass back.
That's a forever gift.
She complained about the whip. She out of pocket. Barbie need her ass kicked for that one. forever gift yeah yeah she complained about the whip she out of pocket
that forever gift
her ass kicked
for that one
that forever gift
with me
my mama and daddy
yeah they forever gifted
too
today my daddy birthday
two shots in
oh
pop a tea
mama
mama tea ain't rolling
with that though
nah nah
she won't send out a song
yeah
that's dead she got a new car she's straight that's dead yeah she ain't rolling with that, though. Nah, nah. She won't send her out of town. Yeah, there. That's dead.
She got a new car.
She's straight.
That's dead.
Yeah, she ain't going to pop.
She be like, it's all good, bro.
I'll probably get him something with the golf or something.
I'll just pick a shoe.
Get my boy a simulator.
They already got one.
Ah, it's up.
It's up.
Just pick and choose, bro.
I don't really got a certain amount.
If I feel like it.
Yeah.
I don't mind showing love.
Only thing I just hate is when
you be showing love to everybody and then you get some
bullshit back. Not that I care, but if I'm
going crazy... See, here y'all go.
Nah, see? Niggas don't be
saying these two niggas right here. I love the gold toes,
but make them socks Nike if it's Christmas.
You feel me? It ain't gotta be too much, but make
them bitches some belief socks for all I care. I ain't even gonna wear them.
We had this talk before, last
holidays. These niggas are givers, but y'all better not come back with that. I ain't even gonna wear them. We had this talk before last holidays. Oh.
These niggas are givers
but y'all better not
come back with that.
I don't want no gifts
from nobody.
Only person I wanted
to give me a gift
was my wife.
And that's because
she know the shit I like.
She ain't lying.
Hey, Go Toes,
sponsor me.
I'm locked in.
I am too.
I guarantee
my socks are Go Toes.
Yes, out the gate.
Go Toes already leaked.
He got the muscle
my socks
I don't wear
the same socks
twice
what is a gift
that's for real
for real
unacceptable
gold toes
nah
gold toes happy
I'm invested
I'm locked in
so some socks if you I'm cool with some socks I mean y'all bought a bag so happy. I'm like this. So some socks.
I'm cool with some socks.
I mean, this is...
Y'all bought a bag,
so I'm going to come with
some fresh tea.
Y'all sweatsuit niggas.
Y'all smooth.
I'm something.
You give me a Nike sweatsuit
and some socks,
I'm happy as fuck.
That's all.
I'm grateful.
I said Nike.
I ain't mad at a Target sweatsuit.
I got some,
but I said Nike.
I actually fucking hate Nike. Yeah,
I don't care.
I actually fucking hate cups.
Like,
recently, I've been collecting bourbon
for a minute,
and niggas just want to get you cups.
Yeah.
I don't need no more fucking cups.
That's what I'm going to get you
for Christmas.
Don't need no fucking cups.
I'm going to get you a bourbon.
That's what it's all about.
No,
I'm saying some bourbon.
I'm going to go get you a...
That's cool.
I know,
so it's one of my guys,
man.
He got a bourbon company.
Okay.
I'm going to bring you some.
He gave, this is so funny, he gave one to my wife man he got a bourbon company okay I'm gonna bring you some he gave this one
he gave one to my wife
she's like
what the fuck am I
like
we're on a race
yeah I'm like
P
she's like
she's like
well we don't
I don't drink this
I'm like it's okay man
he was so hyped too
like it's my favorite
give it to her
oh yeah
I like
she ain't top 10 brother
yeah P drinking bourbon
she going through it she got a cigarette on that I was gonna say boy't top 10 brother yeah P drinking bourbon she going through it
she got a cigarette
on that
I was gonna say
boy she that
that Omar Ipsman
with the cigarette on the ear
yeah I was like
she ain't drinking
I got an A for Christmas
one time
I was happy as hell
I said shit nigga
I'm about to put this
to use right now
shit shout out to you
you collect bourbon
though Mike
yeah
oh okay
that's different
that's a cool gift then
yeah that's a fire gift
but he like how many tumblers do I need I'm like no they give me like like shot like bourbon on Mike? Yeah. Okay. That's different. That's a cool gift then. Yeah, that's a fire gift.
But he like,
how many tumblers do I need?
I'm like,
no, they give me like,
like shot glasses. I'm like,
I don't take shots.
Oh, they give you shot glasses.
I don't take shots of bourbon.
I don't need no more
old-fashioned cups or...
What about if they write your name?
They get your name engraved on it.
I got two of them.
They engrave ones?
Literally, two of them.
None of them got freaky
before Michael.
We need a freaky Mike.
We'll get everybody get freaky Mike everybody get freaky
Mike
freaky Mike merch
on the way
2025
see
they ain't tapped in
but I'm not
I'm always cool
like I may be a rare
it's cool
you can give me some
underwears
the tee
I'm cool with that shit
you know what I'm saying
I don't mind that
just make them socks Nike
for Christmas
that's all
that's why I don't want none bro
I'm not no D-Way
I just
just don't buy me no shit like that,
though. Yeah, that's why I think me and
P. Relay, because she always give me some shit that
I don't even want, but then when I get it, I'm like,
damn. Yeah, you clowning.
Yeah. The ones who I know
that's going to give me a gift, I always know they're going to give me some
so I don't be tripping. That's why I don't mind showing love. But some of
the stuff, it just be like, growing up,
my aunties and shit, I was just like, damn, y'all really
wasn't shit. Y'all used to get us the weakest gifts.
I had to go back and be like, y'all was on bullshit
back then. My sisters used to get me together.
My mama always got me together.
Do y'all ever look forward to somebody's
gift each year? I know this person
will come through every year.
Nah, not no more.
Yeah.
You talking about right now
or when you was younger either or
when I was younger
I knew
I had an aunt
that was gonna
give me some money
yeah my sisters
and my cousins
they
they
yeah
my brothers used to
hook it up too
but my sisters
yeah
Terrell used to
give me fire gifts too
damn
Terrell used to
always play with me
with gifts
yeah
him and his mom
probably gave me
some fire
I was spoiled as fuck
growing up though yeah I was gonna as fuck growing up, though.
Yeah, I was going to say, one thing I always love
is that my parents, we always had dope Christmas
and my mom used to always work at a department store.
So especially early on, I know we some old niggas talking
about this, my mom worked at JCPenney's. And back in the day,
JCPenney's had everything. They had Jordans
and that catalog, they had the game console.
So if it was a game system, if it was relatively new,
I was definitely getting that bitch for Christmas.
I was taking them department store jobs for them discounts.
Bro, that was elite.
JCPenney Sears, bro.
I remember that.
That peak season work.
I remember my mama used to put shit on Lil' Way.
Hell yeah.
Nigga.
Damn.
Now we got Afterpay.
Nah, that motherfucker value city Lil' Way.
I remember my mama forgot my motherfucking football outfits, bro.
Ooh.
Second day, they sold all my shit.
I was sick.
A nigga walked in that Bayou City and was like, I came up.
Bro, because they used to let you not come pick up that shit the day of.
See, these kids, my woman and them don't know nothing about no Bayou City little way.
Let you not come pick that motherfucker up within them 24 hours.
Your ass is grass.
And don't let it be no heat.
Niggas been eyeing it.
Them 05 jerseys, bro, had every color, bro.
Just let them go to the next nigga, bro.
I still ain't forgave her for that.
You still on that?
You like him with the bacon?
Every flavor, bro.
Every flavor of them hoes, bro.
Lil' Way is crazy.
That wasn't no Christmas shit, though.
That was just some regular shit.
The fact that they used to let people pack up all that shit behind the counter. little way bro come on bro you have 45 days i'll be back i'll be back to
come get this shit don't worry about it anytime you shop throw a 10 up there
why you buy other shit paper dick is wasted bro doing them new receipts and shit
you know what's crazy?
I remember going in there with my mom and my auntie one time.
My auntie had a little way.
She went in there and she put something low on it.
She walked out with something else.
I was like, you out of pocket.
You have a whole inventory behind this counter and you live here with something new?
Pay this shit off first.
I'm not going to pretend on that, but I'm going to get this shirt while I'm at it.
It'd be more than a whole fucking little way.
I wonder who the nigga was like, hey, fuck all this little way shit.
Everybody shut all this stupid ass shit down.
It had to be a nigga, so this is dumb as fuck.
Was that Walmart, nigga?
It was a Walmart, bro.
On 86th and Boyce, still there.
Bo Michigan, bro.
That little way used to be slacking, bro.
Oh, I know that back when Boyce was still there.
That was probably the most waste.
We got all this shit stacked up back here.
We could have sold all this shit today.
Them dumb boys getting locked up
not paying them bitches tabs.
Ooh, that's tough.
For real, bro.
Hey, man, speaking of that,
let's start off.
What's some of y'all
best Christmas gifts
y'all ever had?
One of y'all favorite
Christmas moments?
Probably the PS2.
Okay, PS2?
Dreamcast.
My mom was about to say,
when I got Dreamcast
and I got 2K,
that was probably
my favorite Christmas ever.
Yeah, I got Crazy Taxi.
Crazy Taxi was easy.
Dreamcast is probably
my favorite game system
of all time,
but Crazy Taxi,
I got that.
I felt like Marvel vs. Capcom
on there.
Marvel vs. Capcom 2
was definitely one of the best
fighting games of all time,
for sure.
I got Dreamcast.
The only game I had
was NFL 2K and Crazy Taxi.
So, who was on the first game?
It came with NBA 2K, though, I think. NFL, on the first? It came with NBA 2K though I think.
NFL yeah. It came with NBA
2K didn't it? I think one of the bottom
that we had with it.
Iverson was on the first one. Iverson was on 2K and then
Randy Moss was on the football joint for a long
time. 2K won
one of the best basketball games of all time bro.
Yeah you can see it in the controller.
Yeah with the memory card.
I remember boys trying to
take the plays off the TV screen
and look at that little bitty ass.
You didn't know what player you was picking.
You definitely didn't know the play.
And you had to shoot free throws with the triggers.
That shit was crazy.
But at the time, bro, that was innovation.
That was the elite graphics, bro.
Niggas fucked with Dreamcast.
They just all died within two years.
That's when TV started to get bigger, though,
when Dreamcast came out, bro.
Oh, yeah, the BBL TV.
Yeah, the 2K air.
That's when I had
the big ass TV, nigga.
My shit was on the floor, bro.
Ah, yeah.
Big ass 50 inch, bro,
on the floor.
I used to love that 2K, bro.
I remember I got that shit.
I ran upstairs so fast.
I had to be like
sixth, seventh grade
when that came up.
It had to be.
No, you wasn't.
Yeah. 2K won. Yeah, 2000. It had to be. No, it wasn't. Yeah. 2K1.
Yeah, 2000. It was in 2000.
Yeah, 2000, 2001.
Yeah, so it was 2000
because the game was
obviously your head.
Damn, bro.
I was younger than that.
You was in 5th grade, man.
Damn. They had the big box TVs
too. Yeah. They had them BBL TVs.
There you go.
That's crazy you pulled
that bitch up, bro.
I swear I had that one.
Boy, niggas used to pull up
to the church
and watch the fight
parties and them.
The Zenith.
Yeah, the Zenith.
And guess what?
You had to have
everybody in the house
help you move that bitch in.
Everybody,
all hands on deck, bro.
That was probably
a straight sting movement.
You ever seen
Martin,
the episode of Martin when they went TV shopping?
Martin out of the pocket.
He bought that big ass TV.
That's what my dad
told you about daddy. He used to say that to me when we
bought stuff. I bought a little TV.
I ain't going to say what he used to call it,
but it's funny though.
I was like,
we did have that big stupid ass TV.
That's funny.
Was Gina mad
when Maureen bought
that one for the TV?
Because he fucked up
that joint account money.
Yeah.
Maureen was out of pocket.
That shit was funny though.
Hey, listen.
It's a funny episode.
I know a lot of people
don't say pinpoint your situation.
That joint account conversation
can get real spooky.
Motherfucker get the swipe
in there without authorization.
Never had one.
That's an argument when you get home.
Never had one.
That's a different home.
Yeah.
I've never had that.
Not the one I go home to.
Y'all haven't created like a separate account.
Don't put all your money in the account.
No, I'm saying like this is a house account.
We know what's here, Major D.
Stop that.
That's what girls say. Your money is my money. What's yours is that. That's what girls say.
Your money is mine, buddy.
What's yours is mine.
That's like a...
You want to do it
so the Christians have
something tatted.
I'm like...
You're like asking
for money all the time.
It's just like a nice
therapy.
Oh, if you need it,
I guess.
I just give a lump sum
a month to like
whatever you need to.
Just put that in that account
nah
in your account
hers
like
that's a great idea
cause
so my cup
is in my cup
cause I just feel like
when you gotta
join an account
uh
depending on who
your girl is
and I say
you know
I feel like
all of our girls
are solid
but
a motherfucker
might feel it one day
and might wanna
swipe that bitch unauthorized.
Yeah, that's possible.
And then you have the uncomfortable conversation like, damn, you just
spent two G's? Motherfucker, like,
it's our money.
Girls be quick to say, I'll put it back.
Girl, go ahead.
They always talk about with little white lines,
that'd be the motherfucking red flag.
I'm going to always take that answer
no
reverse psychology
with me
nah
use that
here go that
five six hundred
whatever it is
put that motherfucker
in there every month
I know it ain't too much
shit gotta be fixed
around here
that's like when you
go out to eat
don't do that fake
it's a brand new house
it's too much shit
it need to be fixed
now the funny part is
when you go out
and they do that
fake
don't do no fake reach
with me
I'm
the car gonna be
right here
I ain't gonna lie
that's one thing
about P
she'll grab that shit
before
like
we go to the movies
I already know
I don't even bring
my wallet
that's like her date
but
that's a tab too
yeah cause I
runs up the popcorns
the drinks and the nachos.
That goes crazy.
If you don't get icy at the movie, it's not real.
It's not real.
We go crazy.
And we go to the movies often.
But everything else, I already know what time it is.
We go out to eat.
I'm going to slide that motherfucker over here.
You ain't got to play around.
I already know what time it is.
We ain't got to act like you go get it.
Only thing that makes me mad, look, ooh, how much?
Why does it matter?
Because you're not paying for it.
Oh, she never does that. Don't worry about it it just put the card in there and that's even more
reason why i don't want to join the gal you just know your role bro i know my role
the reason and she gonna always be there when like you know somebody gotta come fix them
i'm never there you know not like i'm not gonna wait like you know it somebody got to come fix them. I'm never there. You know, not like, I'm not going to wait.
Like, you know, it's coming between
one and three.
Oh, they must be talking to you tonight.
I was like, yeah, you and Orion are going to be there
from one through three.
One through three, Orion is going to be there with you.
I'll see you when I get back. You know how to fight.
You know where the gun's at.
My boy, Mac Mac O.
He's equipped.
I've been cracking up
when people talk about
movie theaters.
Do you know how much
shit costs at the movie
theaters?
It's a fucking date.
I don't know.
You don't fuck with
the movies at all.
But a large popcorn
boss,
12 bands,
the icy,
smooth 10.
Yeah,
for sure.
Yeah,
and you definitely
not sharing that
motherfucker.
Wait,
wait,
wait,
child.
Yeah,
large,
icy is $10,
bro,
at the movie theater.
Champion.
Is it this big?
It's large.
It's large.
You get a refill with it.
You can get refills, too.
Now, the medium, that's eight.
That does not come with a refill, so you're going to get that large anyway.
Y'all niggas is paying $22 at the counter for a slushie and a popcorn?
Well, you have to get two slushies because you're not sharing.
So that's two slushies, a popcorn.
I ain't sharing.
We French kids.
If that motherfucker's 12,
we sharing.
Nah.
That's what's the joint.
I'm nothing.
The joint slushie?
Me and Pete went to a movie
the other day.
I had a large popcorn.
She had a large popcorn.
She had an Icy.
I had a large drink.
I don't do Icy.
It hurt my head.
Put your thumb on your roof
of your mouth.
It'll go away.
Man, what kind of
freaky shit this nigga on
some hell of a remedy
that's a true story bro
if you ever get a headache bro
just put your thumb
at the roof of your mouth
spot party
that nigga
he like that little dude
in that church
thing I sent
that was doing that
with the napkin
he was old
that's being
he was around old people
his whole life man
I was.
That's OG shit.
You know, if you get a two-way, you know, crush two pills up, don't snort them.
Wet them, dab them, and put it on you.
My niggas in the joint taught me that one.
Respect.
Yeah, that's another one.
Back to y'all movie date.
Before we go back there, something had me cracking.
Have you seen the little kid that's like the coach
yeah yeah
somebody tagged me
on twitter
and was like
hey this T
first year pipe
I was like
I got my nigga
fucked up
little coach
man
fuck them
so y'all niggas
running off
100 at the movies
first of all
you gotta get your tickets
online if it's a new movie
so you gonna pay
it's probably
30
yeah
it's 15 ahead now
16
and they gonna pay the little whatever fee you pay
for online so you're gonna probably pay about 40 right there off the dribble 36 respect 36
so then you know i'm saying yeah i'm gonna get one popcorn because we're gonna share the popcorn
i'm okay we're getting some but i just want to do the joint i'm something but we're not eating
popcorn that's a lot of fucking popcorn. I hate,
I love popcorn,
but I absolutely hate having to do this.
Fuck, bitch.
Fuck my shit.
I don't like sharing.
I don't know.
I feel you.
I'll get you over
after I share it to you.
Yeah, like,
I worked hard enough
where I don't have to share popcorn.
That is crazy.
I'm taking my own water
in the movie theater.
Fuck y'all.
I'm not paying for that.
Six dollars is on it.
I used to take Chipotle,
you know, but...
I'm not doing that stuff. Wait, you took a whole meal in there. I did. I took Popeye's. I'm not paying for that $6 I used to take Chipotle, Qdoba. I'm not doing that stuff.
You took a whole meal in there. I did. I took
Popeye's. I'm not doing that stuff. We took Chipotle
to see. The last time
I went was Niggas With
Attitude. Straight out of
Compton. No, I've seen something after that. I'm lying.
Bad Boys. They got
good food in the movies.
Now certain places.
They got Chipotle. I'm sleeping. They don't have Chipotle. But you the nigga they hate sitting going to say, now certain places are for you to sit in a movie with your girl. I got Chipotle.
I'm sleeping.
They don't have Chipotle.
Yeah, so I'm sleeping.
But you the nigga
they hate sitting next to you
because if I walk in,
I'm on date night
and you got a whole
motherfucking burrito
next to me,
I want you to sit
in the way for me.
No, I'm fine.
What's your problem?
You're on your swing of mood.
Hey, it's so funny.
This might be too much info,
but we in a movie
watching it.
You okay?
Uh-huh.
No, but we in a movie and you know how you forget? Uh-huh. No, when we in the movie,
you know how you forget
you in the movies
with other people?
Like,
I be always playing around
with P.
I like be grabbing her
and stuff.
And I like just did it
like naturally playing around.
And then the person
next to me was like,
I was like,
oh, shit.
I was like,
I had to slap her
on the shoulder like,
girl,
that part was funny as hell.
She was like,
it's Lion King,
nothing funny about this shit.
What am I doing, man?
Back in the day, shout out to that movie theater on that $1.50 movie.
Y'all had fun with that back in the day?
Hell yeah.
My niece used to take me all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah, they used to be the play for sure, bro.
You used to go to day night at the pub for it.
Y'all ever fuck with the drive-in?
Yeah.
I did that in Atlanta.
I ain't going to lie. It was the first time I was scared my car was gonna cut off i was so nervous i had a new car too but i was just like you know how you
just like everything can go wrong i was like what about my car stop while i'm in here yeah you know
how big like you watching the movie the battery died i had a new car i was in that motherfucker
in an 80 acre priest boy I kept hitting the gas 315.
My bitch was A1, but I was like, nah.
I ain't getting to jump out here. I was in the
88 Caprice.
That gas, ooh.
That was 2008, too. It was 425
a gallon.
I was in Bankhead with it.
I was in that motherfucker like it. I was like,
I was in that motherfucking line.
My car better not stop.
Wait, which car was it?
It was a Challenger.
Oh, yeah.
Shit, I would've worried about
somebody trying to give me
about that motherfucking bank head.
Yeah, I was in that motherfucking line.
I'm looking around every time.
She like,
she like,
change the station.
Let's watch that movie over there.
I'm like,
I don't know how this shit work, man.
That motherfucker on tears, boy.
He used to go to that bitch about 10.
It was cracking.
Yeah.
Bitch done and turned into the club.
My cheap ass uncle used to tell us, get in the back and put your head down.
No, nigga, you going to pay for us to watch this movie, bro.
My mom and them used to do that so they didn't have to pay for us for the fare.
Get us in like 10.
In the back of the van.
Speaking of holidays, man.
Y'all know all the episodes,
all episodes of shows coming out,
like Martin,
all the classic TV shows.
What was y'all favorite
like Christmas holiday episode
that y'all watched on sitcom?
Just ran it back.
I got two.
First, Martin,
when he gave our boy the shoes.
Elite episode.
Elite episode.
He swapped out the shoes
for the homeboy.
But also,
the Fresh Prince boy where they had
they fucked up
the front yard
and they had everybody
pull up hating on him
and he was talking shit
to Evander Holyfield
and he pulled up
I ain't seen that one
I hadn't seen it until now
I remember what
DJ told me
it's a fire episode
it's a fire episode
I don't remember no Christmas
I was always watching movies
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Damn.
I mean, Good Times
had a funny, I was watching Good Times for some reason,
but they had a funny-ass Christmas episode times For some reason But they had a funny ass
Christmas episode
Well I wonder what the fuck
They got
Nothing
Bro it was nothing
That's what it was
That's why it was so funny
It was nothing bro
I was in the bitch rolling
Hey that's a black trauma bro
Yeah oh god
I think I got my bitch hair done
I was crazy
I was watching players club
He was like
He look like that from good times
And I was just thinking about
Old girl posting him
And she was just like, yeah,
R.I.P. I put that pussy under me when I went to sleep.
That's still so crazy that she shouted him out
at his death like that.
If I go, don't shout me out like that.
You know who else got some good Christmas episodes?
Black-ish. Black-ish is a fire show.
You ever watch that show? Yeah.
Is that with Anthony Anderson?
Yeah. He's funny as hell.
His rebrand is crazy, too. That nigga's funny as hell. Because I just watched Crayola to the Grave, and I was just like, damn, Anthony Anderson? Yeah. Yeah. He funny as hell. His rebrand is crazy too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That nigga's funny as hell.
Because I just watched
Crayola to the Grave
and I was just like,
damn,
Anthony Anderson was in here,
you know what I'm saying,
batting left-handed
to begin this movie.
My boy went to Black-ish,
got the BBL.
He came up in the world.
He was gay in the movie.
And for a second,
he had to flirt with
the security guard
for them to,
so they wouldn't watch DMX
and then break into
a fucking vault,
which was crazy.
That's crazy.
But R.P. DMX, man,
he was an action star.
People forget about that.
I remember Anthony Anderson playing in
scary movies and shit.
I remember that nigga.
Him and Tay-D.
That movie is
funny as fuck, though.
Game cast.
That's a legendary deal.
Bill Gluckman, down for the bitches and hoes.
Elite campaign.
One other show has some classic moments, man.
Martin did have the best time with them Jordans.
Yeah, he swapped it out.
That was love.
I don't know if I would have did it.
I would have got you some shoes, though.
You're not taking one of my feet, but I take the full-on.
That was respect, though.
Yeah, that's honorable.
The Cosby Show had some classic ones.
You know what's crazy?
The Cosby Show re-runs used to go crazy
and now you don't see them anywhere.
I be seeing a different world all the time.
Well, you can't put Cosby on TV no more, though.
Yeah, you can.
He be on sometimes.
That's what I was going to say.
It sneaks on some shit now,
but it used to be
you used to see Cosby Show all the time.
I take him off, though.
It was crazy.
He used to be on non-stop.
Damn, Steve Harvey show was fire.
I love Steve Harvey show.
Yeah.
Any fire Christmas music?
What's the best Christmas song?
Well, I'm here to hate.
I can tell you what I don't want to hear.
Any of the boys and men Christmas.
I know everybody loves it.
Oh, you're out of pocket.
Cut that shit the fuck off.
Let us know.
I'm tired of hearing that shit, bro.
Oh, this nigga is wilding now.
I'm here to bring the hate.
I'm sorry.
I don't care.
That's the best Christmas. What station do you play when you listen to Christmas? hate. I'm sorry. I don't care. That's the best Christmas.
What station do you play
when you listen to Christmas?
Because that's the first thing
I'll type in.
Somebody playing that around me.
I'm playing Webby.
It's sad.
I don't give a damn.
You don't like Let It Snow?
I hate Boyz II Men Christmas album.
I've heard it so much,
I don't want to hear shit.
Everybody loves it
and I respect it.
I don't want to hear
that shit no more.
Just like I feel like
Chris Brown has the best version of this Christmas.
I want to wrap you up.
Yeah.
Respect to the OGs, but the Chris Brown this Christmas is better than every other one.
Nah, you smoking.
Nigga, spin it.
I fuck with the temptation.
Yeah.
It's silent night.
Son.
I can't hit that note.
Fuckers.
That nigga went too high.
My shit did her game That nigga voice deactivated
So I'm gonna ask you
Since you fuck with
The Boyz II Men Christmas
Apparently everybody does
Mariah Carey
Or The Boyz II Men Christmas
Boyz II Men bro
Oh
That's tough
That Let It Snow
I mean
Mariah is just the biggest
Mariah song
Them one songs
that verse I'm taking Let It Snow over
whatever her Christmas song is
All I Want For Christmas
man that's tough
All I Want For Christmas is just a vibe
it is a vibe
I seen a buddy come out to it
Let It Snow is just
it slaps
if you don't got no girl,
you can't listen to that with your dog.
I mean, it's the same thing.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Yeah.
It's just like,
it's just playing.
If you and your niggas
just sitting there
and y'all listening to
Let It Snow,
it's not bro with y'all.
Yeah, that's...
Nah, Let It Snow is a vibe.
When it come on,
it's a...
Niggas might be like,
what's the song that y'all
remember from back in the day?
Niggas might just start singing that. Nah, that Let'all remember from back in the day? Niggas might just
start singing that.
Nah, that let us know
a vibe.
That let us know a vibe,
bro.
That's some cozy,
like if you be in front
of the fireplace
and y'all vibing out,
that might accidentally
come on on the R&B.
There's another...
That bitch is hard.
DJ is true.
I'm admitting it.
I just don't want to hear
that shit no more
That is a fire song
It's a joyous day
Why you ain't kill that
In a production
It's elite
In the song
It's me
I don't give a
Fuck that song
It's elite
I love it
I don't wanna hear
That shit no more bro
You wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
You wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
He wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
He wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
He wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
He wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
He wild
Why you ain't kill that DJ
He should've went solo
He tried
He definitely should've
Beats and paid him Well Brandy happened that Another reason but Damn Yeah, he would have cared. He should have went solo. He tried. He definitely should have beat Zucato, I guess.
Well, Brandy happened
that, another reason, but.
Damn, what?
He dated Brandy?
Yeah.
Him, Mace, and who else?
Oh, Mace.
Mace used to date Brandy.
Sean did, too.
I just thought Q Rich did.
I ain't nobody fool with Brandy.
Damn, Kobe did, too.
She was on the show.
Hey, Moesha had him.
Yeah. Moesha had him. Brandy damn near was decent, though. Yeah. And she was on the show hey Moesha had him yeah
Moesha had him
Brandy damn near was decent though
yeah
and she was one of the coldest singers
Brandy was that one
my fault
that's where Ray J got it from
oh yeah
they lineage ain't just
by coincidence
I did not know
these was named
Brandy bro
for real
Moesha
she had a platinum album
in the TV show bro
she was elite
Moesha was cold
I just...
That show was trash.
Whoa, you didn't fuck with Moesha?
That show was fire. Yeah, bro, Moesha was elite.
Hell no.
My best friend...
Oh, boy, it was just too tough for me.
Which one? The dad.
Frank Mitchell was a piece of shit.
Oh, you talking about...
My boyfriend in rap, Q, from Onyx.
That's because he was on that in real life.
Gotta do what I gotta life. Get the fuck away
from my sister.
He's going to beat
my mama, though.
He's going to beat
my ass.
He was never on
no cool shit.
Nah, he was on bullshit.
Every episode,
he was on Demon's Heart.
But he was on that
in real life.
You see his sister in park?
Nah, I understand that, bro.
But I remember
when he checked
Charlamagne on the show.
But I just, I didn't, he fucked the vibe up on understand that, bro. But shoot, I remember when he checked Charlamagne on the show. Yeah.
But I just,
I didn't,
he fucked the vibe up
on the show, bro.
Frank should've checked
UK Dates.
He tried.
And what was Frank gonna do?
He tried, bro.
Frank was out here
fucking bitches
and telling them,
hey, your cousin
really your brother.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
They're right, right,
that show is filthy.
Yeah, they,
Moesha,
they went to the top.
I want my brother on here, too.
They was like,
how do we add him
fuck it
Frank's a cheater
that was
well back then though
we had something
for every family
everybody could fit
the damn
Moesha
the goddamn
Huxtables
family matters
everybody had a gay uncle
who was really married
to the auntie
it was a partnership.
Called them partners.
He had a partner.
Y'all remember when
Jamie Foxx and Bill Bellamy was in the
hospital
and he was trying to sign off on his insurance
and that nigga put him as his partner
and that was it.
When Bill Bellamy
was in the league bro
and he came back
to fuck with Jamie
he got hurt
no I wasn't
Bill Bellamy
it was Ice Pick
he talking about
the nigga name was Ice Pick
I thought it was Bill Bellamy
same lineage
I know what you talking about
it was a light skinned nigga
Ice Pick
he was a dad
he was named Fancy
Ice Pick Isaac that was his name yeah that's my skinned nigga Ice Pick he was a damn he was named Fancy Ice Pick Isaac
that was his name
yeah that my fault
my fault
Ice Pick
put this one on
that nigga
that nigga
man how to be a player
he wouldn't go for that
what the fuck
he talking about
I don't know
that's an underrated nigga too
Bill Bellamy
how to be a player
is a legend
for sure
for sure
Ice Pick Isaac
yeah Ice Pick
that nigga was talking about
we partners and shit.
I don't know if that nigga
sure is palsy.
I'm going to tell you right now,
the Jamie Foxx show
needs more respect, bro.
It's one of the better shows
that don't get enough respect, bro.
I like Jamie Foxx.
Yeah.
I can't believe
I didn't like that Let It Snow.
I mean, you did, but be...
It's just me.
It's me.
I know it's just me.
One of the Christmas songs was hard.
Silent Night by Temptations is fire.
Oh, iconic.
Santa Claus Straight to the Ghetto is fire.
For sure.
TLC got a...
Merry Christmas and a...
Yeah, TLC shit was fire.
TLC got...
That might be one of my favorite ones.
I'm straight to the ghetto.
What is it?
The one that's on Friday After Next.
Oh, yeah.
The remix with Nate Dogg.
Crazy.
Because the James Brown was crazy, but... That was trash. Nah, you know, just withade Dogg. Crazy. Because the James Brown was crazy.
No, that was trash.
No disrespect to Nade Dogg.
That shit did her well.
It was kind of weak, though.
Hey, fire it up, Mike.
I get it. I don't respect to Nade Dogg.
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I would.
I would.
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I would. I'm like damn what song what movie was that on I always wonder about that sidebar like the boxes
hey if you come out with a rapper you lose he's like damn
do I still fuck with you after this cause don't be losing my shit
like
nah he read that shit
I don't even know what rapper that came out
what a motherfucking they got their ass
to be besides
I think Adrian Broner came out with Mike Loves
maybe
but the lifestyle when he came out as my love maybe bro I always come out with a nigga though
but the lifestyle
when he came out to life
that was that shit though
that was one of the first
that was one of the first
intros ever bro
he was dancing
to that motherfucker
yeah
that was Rich Homie
I think he won that fight as well
I don't know if both was there
but I know Rich Homie
was there for sure
R.P.
y'all any crazy Christmas stories
I've been a part of
nah Christmas always been chill for me yeah I ain't had no wicked y'all any crazy Christmas stories I've been a part of no
Christmas always
been chill for me
yeah
I ain't had no wicked
I remember we had
we had to change
Christmas up
when I was in high school
we had to get that
bail money from my brother
he was like
hey
we good
but you know
we gonna scale it back
this year
your brother being home
is Christmas
respect
I remember
going to the skating rink
To lock in on Christmas
I just went out of the way to New Year's
Damn, you nothing bro
Man, on my soul
On Christmas as a kid
You been in there long enough
You better get with the gang and sing Silent Night
I love my brother's thing.
You not sending back my Christmas so this
nigga can come home and steal his motherfucking
weak-ass pie
and brunch. He got locked
up right before the weekend.
He was in it the whole weekend. My dad didn't want to
do it either. He was like,
we're going to scale it back a little bit. Make sure you're home for Christmas.
I'm like, man, that's my brother. What you doing getting in trouble
on the weekend anyway, nigga? Well, we ain't going to talk about that you're home for Christmas. I'm like, man, it's my brother. What you doing getting in trouble on the weekend anyway?
Well,
we ain't gonna talk about that on the podcast,
but I'm just saying,
I'm just a hill guy talking about what he did.
I'm like,
bro,
do better,
bro.
Let it snow.
You can get in trouble every other day.
Snowman,
bitch.
I don't even wear the same drawers.
All right.
You singing that same song?
And he won't.
Bring the New Year with the gang.
Let's fuck out of here.
Papa Wells, you out of pocket. Hey, you know my dad, too.
He was not happy about that.
That was perv.
I was a foot.
Could you imagine?
Your mom tell you, we got to get your brother out of jail.
You are not getting the joints.
I swear to God, you're going to have the worst welcome home party ever, bro.
Oh, God.
This shit going gonna be trash
I don't give a fuck
That is crazy bro
I was in high school
By that time
So I obviously
Didn't give a fuck
I was like
I was wanting some games
To PS2 with no big deal
I still had a good
My brothers would've
Came home and got me right
I don't talk about shit
Yeah it was funny though
Cause he was nothing
He's like
That's just a wild story
To tell your kids though
Yeah oh god
He had an attitude too
That's how You know my dad Yeah yeah My dad was like Yeah we gonna do Something a little different Cause it's just a wild story to tell your kids though yeah I'm glad he had an attitude too that's how
he was
you know my dad
my dad was like
yeah we gonna do
something a little different
cause it's a dumbass
thing out of jail man
I was like
alright bro
fuck it's my brother
get him out
respect
that's just crazy
fuck up my Jordan
I've been shitty though
what
just to get this thing
out of jail
cause he probably
gonna go back
hell nah
well I'm going to tell you
right now,
if I had no gifts,
I'd have felt differently.
Now, I had a couple.
No, I had a couple more
coming on the way,
but I had a couple
I was going to have.
If I had a guy shit,
hey, bro, you're going to have to
hit the hand, bro,
when you tap down, bro.
You owe.
I remember I got
a Steve McNair jersey
for Christmas.
But it was the iron on joint.
I wasn't really tripping.
I was hyped to get a jersey, right?
My older brother, Terrell,
we got different mothers.
So he the only child on his mother's side.
So he came over to my house.
This nigga had the authentic.
Authentic, like, three jerseys.
He like, yeah, bro.
Had to get this, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Looked at my mama like,
you broke.
You broke.
Yeah, like,
my brother like, you could wear it.
Yeah, niggas was wearing
big clothes. Oh, God.
You could wear it where you want to.
I'm looking at my mama like,
I'm thinking about that.
Did you buy that one?
Now you start shitting.
You might have had to buy that one.
Did you buy that one?
Hey,
an Arnold football jersey.
It's crazy.
At the time,
the screen people wasn't so bad.
Like,
it was different levels to them for sure,
but like,
it is different when you got the authentic.
It's so much different.
That nigga had the ruffle on the arm and shit.
That material crazy.
Cause a regular hoop jersey
it's weak,
but you can get away
with a swing with it.
A swing mat is definitely
you can get away with it.
I'm for sure,
but an authentic football jersey
next to an iron on?
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It don't look right.
It didn't look right.
That bitch is different.
It didn't look right.
I was looking at that nigga like.
Because that nigga
used to have the patches.
I don't know about this shit, bro. And had the patches. All kinds of shit, bro.
And then the equipment thing
right here.
Yeah, my shit was like that.
But Terrell always been
a cool older brother.
So he's like,
anything you want,
you can wear it, bro.
That'd be funny
if y'all wore off a picture today.
Nah, fuck we wouldn't.
I would put something on.
Look,
the only time my brother
got mad at me,
he got a FUBU outfit
for Christmas, nigga.
I mean, a Fat Albert outfit, right?
It was like a Fat Albert sweater,
nigga,
with Fat Albert whole face on it.
So,
you know,
that mug probably ran some.
Nigga,
I wore that bitch before he could.
Oh,
you out of pocket.
You undressed talking to nigga shit.
That nigga was hot.
Nigga,
he had to be in high school.
I had to be in middle school.
He was boiling,
boy.
I wore that motherfucker.
That motherfucker probably a 4X. I probably weighed 110 in middle school. He was boiling, boy. I wore that motherfucker. I probably weighed
110 in middle
school.
He probably had a fit right for them. He probably had
some motherfucking lugs, some B-boots, some type of
crazy boot for them eyes. He probably had something nice
and you know I probably was sweating.
I ain't gonna put you in the lugs, bro. Nah, he
wasn't no lug, nigga. He had the B-boot. He definitely
was a B-boot.
I mean, he was wearing that b-boot he always had kicks
he always been fly
no smut
no smut
I had to put that sweater on
you know
you know
Guy and we had like
gym and shit
like you could
at lunch
hoop and shit
oh you a nougat
but at gym
you could hoop and shit
nigga I probably was
hooping in that bitch
that motherfucker
was big as hell
that's crazy
I cracked that bitch
open for him, though.
Really?
It was nice for him.
Moog gave you the same energy.
Yeah, you got to back him from Moog.
Moog definitely got to back him.
The Levens got to be on set next season.
We had the Beggars up here for a short time.
We got to put the Levens right here.
Oh, yeah.
Moog definitely got to back him blood.
Oh, you still got some fucking shoes?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
I seen them the other day.
I'll bring them up here.
That's fucking hilarious.
I was about to say let somebody restore them
yeah
that's crazy
a 10 year restore
is nuts on a white shoe
but I want to see it
he's so confident
I want to see it
he's like give me this shoe
I'm going to fix it
I ain't going to pay him
but
no he wants to do it
for free
oh okay
and that's like the people
I'll be tapping on
some of the randomest videos
he's like
it's not in the volume budget
just so you know that was so unnecessary yeah I'm just saying like you don't think on some of the randomness videos. He's like, it's not in the volume budget.
Just so you know.
That was all unnecessary.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Like, you know,
niggas be like,
send me 200. Don't give me the P.A.
Don't give me the invoice.
Niggas will hit you
with an unnecessary bill, though.
Yeah,
invoice out of nowhere.
And they'll bait you.
They'll be like,
yeah, I got you.
And then they got the shit.
Oh, yeah, it's going to be,
wait a minute, nigga,
you didn't discuss the price
when I gave you.
Shout out to Buck.
Look.
It is what it is.
Yeah, I'm stupid.
I got stuck right there. That's what he is. What else be going on on christmas man
y'all y'all y'all do christmas dinner y'all heard you talking about christmas
dinner earlier yeah what like what's the what's the meal
like i don't even know i'm away from the traditional shit we
just had that shit thanksgiving as long as it's fire like i know we've
had crab boys last couple years others i don't care just as long as it's an
elite meal that That's all
I care about. It ain't got to be nothing traditional just as long as
it's there and it's fire. I'm cool with it.
Our premier chef, man. What's a good Christmas meal?
Uh,
I don't do the traditional stuff either
if I don't have to. But, you know,
people want Thanksgiving food. You might, you know,
whip up some ham,
fried chicken. Just soul food, depending on
the household.
Usually, I think Christmas is usually wrapped around brunches, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For most black families, you kind of, you know, fuck with your family in the morning.
But, child, that's really a rest day.
So, whatever you eat at night is kind of, that's what it is.
Yeah, I made the mistake of saying, you know what I'm saying?
Everybody come over afternoon.
That's where I fucked up at.
Won't make that mistake again.
I should have.
Morning time only.
Damn, that's probably too late
to order somebody up
to do a brunch, huh?
Shit, you can get somebody.
It's just going to be
a little pretty penny.
Be a little pretty penny for sure.
I definitely played
the search arts this year
for sure.
One year ago.
Did we have a brunch?
No, I think I had it
for my mom's birthday.
It was really dope.
Yeah, that's it.
It depends, bro.
You probably could find somebody right now that'll get you together. For sure. Yeah, that's it. Independence, bro. You probably could find somebody right now
that'll get you together. For sure.
Yeah, because my family really can't cook that good.
So, no shade.
My mama used to. She can't.
Her hand ain't...
She's easy now.
Her whip gave me what it was
back in the 90s.
He's retired.
You don't have not one person in your family, but
hey, come over and make a brunch.
I got you.
Somebody can make pancakes.
Nah.
Look,
I'm not going to say it.
Nah, it's ice.
It's quiet.
I think we had a brunch last year.
Somebody was like
burning the waffles.
Wasn't they?
Bro, what?
It was,
it's not good.
You can,
you can pay somebody
to do
breakfast potatoes,
bacon, sausage,
shrimp and grits.
Oh, hell no. Now you're going to say,
please tap in with Hendricks Catering.
That's what you need to holler at.
Shrimp and grits is simple. It is, bro.
No, it's not. Shrimp and grits is not
simple. You know how many people don't season grits?
Yeah, but I'm just saying it's really quick to make, though, y'all.
It's not.
Well, we're—because B.H. and he off this.
We already talked about it.
But we're the chefs that can help my family.
Chef Paul, we need a tutorial.
There's plenty of Lincoln Bios.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
Y'all start DMing me, man.
I think it's so many people in the Teague family that everybody
can bring something.
It is a lot of people, but that's the problem.
When they bring it, it don't be good.
And then there's another problem with a lot of family, too.
It's just like you said, the quality ain't always across the board.
To tell somebody, hey, your bacon is nasty.
Your bacon, you just literally cook it.
You don't have to season it. It is what it is.
It do be nasty.
People make eggs a lot of different ways. That's different have to season it. It is what it is. People make eggs a lot
of different ways. That's different because you season
eggs, bro.
But bacon and sausage and shit like that.
You don't eat eggs? No, I don't eat eggs.
As healthy as you are, I'll fuck up my omelet.
Nah, I ate eggs one time in my life. I'll never
eat them again. I'm smacking
on them. That was when I was like sixth grade.
Omelet is
eggs don't taste like nothing. I don't know how to say
nothing but say eggs.
No, that's a dumbass answer
to what you're saying,
but they just taste like eggs.
They're not comfortable
or nothing else.
Ain't nothing that tastes
like an egg, nigga.
It's an egg.
I don't eat them
with eggs or nothing.
Eggs don't taste good.
You don't eat them with eggs?
No, sir.
That one eggs,
potato salad,
egg salad,
that ain't regular salad.
Get that shit the fuck away.
Potato salad,
I'm done with that.
No, man, you gotta...
That's never mind, but...
Anything with yolk, like, if I can taste
like, sometimes people don't whip
their pancakes good enough,
or their French toast, and I can taste the egg in it,
I'm done. Damn.
I've always been against French toast.
Now, if you make French toast with other bread, but the people,
I grew up seeing people make French toast with
the regular sandwich bread, and that is
nasty work. If you eat a motherfucker
piece of French toast and you taste the egg,
whoever did that,
they kicked it in the back of the head. Yeah, you can, bro.
That was the worst French toast
I've seen. And that shit was $20 a plate.
Nigga, I threw, you remember we gave it back?
Nigga, I was over there eating croissants, nigga.
I wasn't with y'all. Yes, you was, bro. You remember I said it was inga I was over there Eating croissants I wasn't I wasn't with y'all Yes you was
You was bro
You remember I was
Up there
You had salmon
You had the ball salmon
Oh I loved that
That was the worst
That was so good
With my bread
Y'all know I don't like
Wasting food
Whatever that hotel was
What was the name of the hotel
I never want to go back
It was elite though
The hotel was nice
The hotel was fire Yeah but that food The hotel was nice. That was fire.
Oh, fire.
But that food.
It reflected in the price.
Damn, you didn't like that?
No, nothing was good.
Well, yeah.
You know, I don't like the waste food, bro.
That French toast was so, it was soaked, bro.
I said, this is weak.
It had like a grit, like texture.
My sandwich just cooked a little bit.
Yeah, you could taste the egg.
Yeah, I was nothing.
And that bacon wasn't hidden.
We talking about nasty bacon.
They bacon was. Unless you nasty bacon, they bacon was
unless you burn bacon
I don't know how that be true
we love the newberry
but we check out going upstairs, we will not be going to that rooftop
because we also ate downstairs
it was fire
one of the best salads I ever had in my life
was that the burger?
yeah I fucked the burger
that's crazy
y'all niggas had nasty bacon
see that's my problem
that is crazy bro
if you fuck up breakfast food
I have a problem with that
cause that's one of the easiest
things to make
you can overcook bacon
we didn't burn bacon
at my house before
but somebody just to make bacon
and you just eat it
and say it's trash
sometimes it don't be
crispy enough though
do y'all put it in the skillet
or y'all put it in the oven
or air fry
how y'all what with y'all bacon
it can go
I like mine to be a little fatty too.
I don't like nothing fatty
on nothing I eat,
bro.
Yeah,
steak,
anything,
little fucking fried pork chop.
I eat the little,
the little side fat.
I don't like nothing chewy.
Like,
slimy or chewy,
I don't eat none of that.
I'll give you my steak medium.
Ew.
That nigga still got blood on it.
Nah,
that's not blood, bro. When it gets to that package, that's not blood anymore, bro. That's blood, man. Your cow still moving. Nah, give me my steak medium. Ugh. That nigga still got blood on it. Nah, that's not blood, bro.
When it gets to that package,
that's not blood anymore, bro.
That's blood, man.
Your cow's still mowing.
Nah, bro.
That's not blood, bro.
I'm a full cow.
Your steak's well done?
Medium well.
Oh, man, you didn't remember?
What up, man, bro?
Nah, a little pink.
Your shit be pink.
Depends on where you get it.
You know, Ruth Chris,
that medium is different
than most people's medium.
You eat her the day
after her period.
That's all I look at
like shit
and then we're
a little tang
y'all respect
couple days
for me
yeah I'm 14
y'all 14
couple days
for you to
fucking get a steak
any nigga
that eat anything
well done bro
yeah you
you taking years
off your life
well done is crazy
yeah
I said medium
niggas eat well done
so you are
breaking your teeth.
It's still getting kind of dark though, bro.
I just need a little pink, bro.
I don't know what a little pink is.
It's like just a little pink in the center.
Okay. Not the whole white
girls. Mix them.
I don't want no white money.
So what type of steak
does Dr. Umar eat?
Well done.
Black cat. So what type of steak does Dr. Umar eat? Well done. Well done.
Black cat.
And my steak looks like
Michael Jordan's.
Take that shit back.
You can't never get
nothing well done, bro.
Besides like salmon or something.
I like a raw,
a little bit raw salmon too.
But y'all different.
Yeah.
Burgers, bro.
You gotta have that.
It can't be well done,
bro. I gotta get my burger
well done, dog.
I can't have no pink on a burger, bro.
I need that gush, bro.
That gush different, bro.
I ain't a burger, nigga. I never had that. I fuck with chicken
tenders. I probably need to grow up, but I'm gonna fuck some
chicken tenders up if it's an option, bro.
I eat pretty much...
Shake Shake Burger? Culver's Burger? Nah, I'm not sliding, bro. Shake Shake bro? I eat pretty much Shake Shake Burger,
Culver's Burger.
Nah, I'm not sliding, bro.
Shake Shake Burger.
I can't say that.
That's going to sound crazy.
But any type of meats,
I'm pretty
paused.
But like,
I trade with the meat
pause.
I'm like, I'm cool.
Okay.
Like, I could eat
burger, steak,
lobster.
I could eat all that.
But like,
it be the sides
that I don't be liking
like niggas
green beans
some of them be trash
asparagus
I can't eat asparagus
they ain't
when you go to
like white establishments
it depends
I like them
but you have to
if you want to like
nigga-fy
you have to tell them
to overcook it
like something
like when you go to
like high-end restaurants
and shit
they don't steam.
Nigga five.
Damn.
Yeah, because when you go,
you really like just steam
your vegetables
just a little bit, bro.
The crunchy the vegetable are,
you don't lose the,
I forgot what you call it,
nutrients.
Nutritional value, yeah.
So when you overcook it
like we like it,
you lose all the nutrients
in the vegetable.
So we like soft broccoli,
soft asparagus,
soft green beans,
shit like that.
And that shit is because it's been stewing in butter.
And that's how I want it.
I ain't saying I like them.
I just be like,
they be tasting nasty.
Like,
give me the nutrients,
all right?
Make my celery.
But that shit just be nasty.
It's not going,
but when it's softer,
the seasoning
it gets in there
yeah
since we here holidays
what's some of y'all
favorite holiday side dishes
I know it might
coincide with Thanksgiving
but fuck it
cabbage
mmm
I'm cabbage over greens
all day
I don't really like sides bro
damn
besides collard greens
you don't like sides
you do fuck collard greens
that's it
I don't really like
I'm giving mac and cheese
this is my last holiday
fuck my mac and cheese man I've been let down recently I'm don't really like it. I'm giving mac and cheese. This is my last holiday fucking mac and cheese, man.
I've been let down recently.
I'm hoping to be,
you know what I'm saying,
renewed, rejuvenated
because I've been
catching some booth recently.
So I'm hoping,
you know what I'm saying,
this puts me back on track.
I really hate that y'all
be having like
bad food experiences.
Because niggas don't
work no more, bro.
I'll be going to
all these different places.
Niggas ain't tapped in, bro.
Niggas is not putting
their heart and craft
no more, bro.
I don't really be.
It's DoorDash that made it to. Shout out to their heart and craft no more, bro. It's DoorDash
that made it too. Shout out to DoorDash.
That's not a plug. Love DoorDash.
DoorDash that made it too easy for you. You don't have to cook
no more. And the price is
so high now. You damn near
going out to eat is the damn same as going to
grocery shopping nowadays. Most places. Now,
if you smart like me,
you got to be smart. You got to be smart. You can't go
wild out. Certain places got specials during the week. Certain places to be smart. You got to be smart. You can't go wild out. Go to certain places. Got specials
during the week. Certain places. Pull up there.
Even Whole Foods, Trader Joe's.
Them foods. You just got to know how to
You got to know how to shop. Pick through this shit
y'all. I get it though. DoorDash
has made people lazy. I understand
but y'all niggas can't keep
having all these bad food experiences bro.
I ain't saying mine was bad.
I gave a five star yesterday. Girl Pals has been getting all my business even though they delivery. I love y saying mine was bad. I gave a five-star yesterday.
Grubhouse has been getting all my business, even though they delivery.
I love y'all. Y'all got to figure that out.
Other than that, I'm supporting local black.
I was in prom last night.
Heat. Great.
I was just saying,
you said you're going to give a whole macaroni, but that is like
top two, top three
sides, bro. I got PTSD, bro.
We haven't been across the nation, bro. Niggas ain't been tapped in, bro. I hate white macaroni nasty. Top two, top three sides, bro. Bro, I got PTSD, bro. We have been across the nation, bro.
Niggas ain't been tapped in, bro.
Niggas ain't been getting in.
I hate white macaroni.
Steakhouse macaroni is disgusting.
Yeah, that shit's...
It looks like...
Yeah, nah.
I'm cool.
Make that bitch.
But my shit ain't cheesy looking.
I'm cool.
But I don't...
You can't do this on the top
with the fork or the spoon.
Put that bitch back in, bro.
I don't like...
I don't like that bitch right. Y'all niggas is tripping. Y'all niggas don't like macaroni. You can't do this on the top of the fork or the spoon. Put that bitch back in, bro. I don't like mac and cheese anymore.
Y'all niggas is tripping.
Y'all niggas don't eat spinach and shit.
Oh, Chris, spinach is elite.
Fried potatoes, fried potatoes.
Fried potatoes all day.
Dirty rice, red beans and rice.
Not red beans.
Babbage.
Listen, you speaking...
That's culture.
Whole menu, you just said to me.
I'm fucking with it.
No yams.
Yams, mac and and cheese Best combo all time
I don't eat baked beans
But I know y'all do
Baked beans
Baked beans heat
Shout out to
Shout out to
Malcolm Alma Thunder
Like fried corn
She gonna be the
Death of me
With them baked beans
Since we hear about
Some random Christmas ass foods
That I don't know
Y'all probably fuck with
I know you probably don't as well
But egg
Eggnog
Evan Williams
Okay With the bourbon What's happening in there Oh that's what that's called You gotta get the old fancy I'll probably fuck with it. I know you probably don't as well, but eggnog? Evan Williams. Okay.
With the bourbon,
what's happening in there?
Oh, that's what that's called.
You gotta get the old Sanji.
I rock with Evan Williams
with the old Sanjis.
Okay.
Y'all fucking with that?
It got egg in it?
It's eggnog, yeah.
Yes or no?
I'm not drinking
no fucking egg.
It's crazy.
Y'all niggas drink
a drink with eggnog.
Y'all niggas think y'all fucking rocky
or something? What the fuck?
Yeah, raw egg, bro.
It's a little bit of a process.
It's the American version of horchata,
basically.
We not fucking horchata, nigga.
Nigga, I'm not Spanish. She just Spanish, nigga.
Nigga, horchata's fire.
Nigga, what you want? I was just trying to break it down
for you.
Nigga, Fuck y'all
Listen
I'm not saying
Shit
Cause that nigga said some Spanish shit
I was like
I ain't gonna tell what that is
I wanna kill my
I'm just saying I don't know.
What do you say?
What?
Eggnog or horchata?
Oh, horchata.
Horchata is fire, nigga.
I don't know what horchata is.
I don't know.
Eggnog.
I ain't never seen that shit.
You don't know what horchata is.
Niggas is shooting up eggnog friends.
He talking about his wife.
Nigga, that has to be
a Spanish name.
Horchata.
Horchata, yeah, bro.
It's Spanish, right?
Yeah.
It's Americanized version
of Horchata, basically, bro.
Why the fuck is he laughing, bro?
Because.
What's the nigga version
of Horchata?
He was just trying to help you.
Frosted flake milk?
Huh?
Frosted flake milk. Oh, that's what it tastes like. Frosted flake milk? Huh? Frosted flake milk.
Oh, that's what it tastes like.
Frosted flakes?
Or cinnamon toast crunch milk.
Oh, my God.
That's exactly what it tastes like.
Cinnamon toast crunch milk.
Cinnamon toast crunch milk.
All right.
I ain't drinking that shit either.
Oh, like milk.
Oh, my God.
My boy got tired
why the fuck
is he still laughing
he's talking to my laugh
but he makes
anything so much worse
I'm just saying
DJ is trying to be cool
like bro
try this
he ain't say try
he said like horchata
like I don't know
eggnog
I don't know
what horchata is
cheese finish
I hate him
I hate him
I hate him oh man so him. I hate him.
So the nigga version
of cinnamon toast
crunched milk.
Oh, fuck.
All right, cool.
I ain't gonna try it,
but shout out to him.
I can't believe
y'all drink egg, though.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I have a little
cup for the holidays.
Other than that,
I ain't fucking with egg,
nah, but this one's special.
I'll give it a spin.
Y'all put liquor in eggs.
Yeah, put liquor in eggs
all the time.
Y'all hear how nasty that sound?
When you say it like that,
it sounds crazy,
but that's not what it is.
It's not that much.
Just look at the...
Especially at the bars nowadays,
a lot of people use
those espresso martinis
and eat them type of fancy drinks,
them type of sours and stuff.
They use yolk in the drink,
which is crazy,
but it's pretty proper.
That sounds like I'm about to throw up.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Who said my taste buds is childish?
Cordell.
Cordell music.
Okay.
Y'all crazy, man.
Listen, man.
We hope y'all holidays
is better than ours.
We're about to get up out of here.
Be here and tell the people
they can grab some merch at
for the end of the year.
Shopclub520.com.
Yeah, we got a Christmas special up there.
Oh, man.
I'm lying.
Promo code Hortchata. We'll be back next time. We out a Christmas special up there. Oh, man. I'm lying. Promo code
Horchata.
We'll be back next time.
We out.
Fuck it.
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