Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Kenny Brooks on working with Damian Lillard, Timbaland, Draymond Green suspension
Episode Date: December 18, 2023We’re back with Season 2, Episode 24 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian, “funnysalesman” Kenny Brooks. Brooks talks about his first video that went viral, making i...t in the social media content industry, working with Timbaland, and meeting Damian Lillard. Jeff, Kenny, and the guys then talk about the shoe that turned them all into sneakerheads, Draymond Green punching Jusuf Nurkic which led to his suspension, and many other stories that you won’t want to miss! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Volume.
This is an iHeart Podcast.
All right, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Will.
Special guest to my left.
We're going to introduce my man's left.
I mean, last, excuse me.
To my far left, we got my dog, B here.
What's up, man?
How you doing, man?
Cool and nasty. Let's party. Let's party. Let's party, man? How you doing, man? Cool and nasty.
Let's party.
Let's party.
Let's party.
You got some tequila next to the Black Forces today.
You know what I'm saying?
For sure.
Shout out to the Wildberry Seltzes as the chaser.
Wow.
Wow.
You shouting them out?
I want to be like Flo Rida.
Shout out to Flo Rida.
KB, you done cleaned a lot of shoes.
You know what I'm saying?
Have you ever came across one of them?
You know what I'm saying?
You ain't never seen them
before in a while.
The Black Forces?
With the white laces.
Nah.
He went to church
and did gangster shit.
Call a nigga
a holy gangster?
That's crazy.
Tell him I write my dog,
young Nacho,
young T.
How you doing, man?
Man, I'm chilling, man.
On day three
of the four teams, man.
These is some beat-em-ups.
We're going to keep these by the door for sure.
These stay by the door.
What's up with you and four teams?
Is that your shit right now?
Nah, I'm going to get off of them.
I ain't on that way no more.
I'm going to try something new.
They ain't too comfortable on my feet, for real.
Damn, we're going to say, yeah, I ain't.
The white lights to the top.
You definitely trying to secure them off.
Ankle's bad, man.
My whole lower half of that nigga body broke down.
I got bad knees, bro.
Bad ankles. You right, bro.
My whole lower half is done.
That pause, bro.
That motherfucking third work, though.
And on that note,
I'm sorry to introduce you after that.
You guys are funny, so I was like,
dog, KB, appreciate you plugging 520.
Hey, how you living, man?
Doing good, getting better, man.
Doing good, getting better.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
All right, we already started the episode
off with a fry question,
you know what I'm saying?
I wanted to go ahead and throw this to Behind.
Since y'all lineage is a little bit similar,
you know what I'm saying?
Y'all getting the double digits of families, man.
Behind, you know what I'm saying?
That's the last of the litter. You know what I'm saying? We want to speak about, you know what I'm saying? What youall getting the double digits of families, man. Being, you know what I'm saying, as the last of the litter,
you know what I'm saying?
We want to speak about,
you know what I'm saying,
what you got going on
off the court, man.
You get to it.
What I got going on?
What you got going on, man?
Man, a lot.
We got, first and foremost,
I just took a drive here
from Detroit.
Fact.
Took a drive here.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Determination.
I had to get my wife.
Shout out to my wife
for driving down here with me. We left the kids. We got 10 kids, so. They I'm saying? Determination. I had to get my wife. Shout out to my wife for driving down here with me.
We left the kids.
We got 10 kids.
So they like eating.
We love feeding them.
So it's close to Christmas.
So we had to, you know what I'm saying?
We had to turn up.
But I just did like a tour.
I just went to Art Basel.
I was out there for like a week.
I was in Miami.
Kicked it with Timberland.
He had an album release party.
Then I went to Atlanta.
I went to Atlanta first
because I did a skit
with Jack Boyd
and then did a couple skits
with some influencers.
Then I went to Miami
for Art Basel
and then came back to Atlanta
because I did something
with Paul Millsap.
Shout out to Paul Millsap, too.
We were just talking
about Jeff T.
Yeah.
I was like,
I'm about to go
on your boy's podcast.
He was like,
oh, yeah, yeah,
that's a good look.
I'm here now.
All right, man, we appreciate you pulling up.
You think Paul will do the podcast?
Yeah, all right, hit him up, though.
I ain't talk to him in a minute.
It's been a minute, but no, he cool, too.
Yeah, no, he's super, super lit.
Shout out to Paul.
You know what I'm saying?
We know you got classics, especially with the reels.
We're going to talk about them shortly.
But what do you think was your most important reel?
What was that one reel that changed everything for you?
What that first skit that changed everything for you? What was that first skit that changed everything for you?
So my OG video.
So my OG video, it went viral like 2010.
It was like I was at a white couple door and I clinked a little plant vase.
I was like Chris Rock the broke version on that video.
I was like Pookie on New Jack City.
That's when I was broke,
broke,
you know what I'm saying?
But yeah,
I was at the door,
clinked a little plant face.
I was like,
I'm going to be quick like Nestle,
be like Michael Jackson.
I had like on a,
I had a shirt and top,
but I had like a,
it was a short sleeve,
right?
It was crazy.
Like,
some baggy shoes.
I had on some like 11s too.
I had on like some Space Jams.
Mm.
Our feet was always good.
Yeah.
As you could tell.
Yeah.
So yeah,
I had,
but that was my first video
that went super crazy because it it it generated like 300 million views just on youtube alone
so i went viral 2010 i found out to like 2017. because i was so locked in with door-to-door you
know i'm saying i was working eight days a week and like the business that i was in it's like a
jealous business you know what i'm saying so like like basketball whatever you at, like I'm pretty sure Jeff, he was locked into basketball.
You got to eat, sleep, and drink it.
And me with sales, because I started doing sales at like 12 years old, coming from Detroit.
You know what I'm saying?
He who suffer, remember, and I was so broke, I couldn't pay attention.
I remember asking my mom, because she gave me some basketball shoes.
I had on like some XJ 900s, and she couldn't afford them.
You know what I'm saying?
She was raising six kids.
So I went to school and I had
on some slip and slide records before Trick Daddy.
I slid off the gym into the locker room a bit.
That's when I became a roast master.
You know what I'm saying? So that's where the personality
came in because I was defending myself.
You know what I'm saying? So it was crazy.
That's how I started in sales.
So fast forward to
I turned 18 because I had
that sales job from like 12 to 14.
And then like when my grandmother passed away, when I was like 18, I quit my sales job.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I quit my school.
I stopped playing basketball and everything because I'm like 6'4".
So I was playing basketball.
I was like really into basketball, but I needed money.
You know what I'm saying?
And when I was 18, I remember my mom told me when I dropped out of high school my senior year,
she was like, either you're going to get a job or you're going to go back to school.
And I remember working at Burger King for like 30 minutes,
and I told myself that I'd never punch a clock unless I swung on Flavor Flav
because I was making so much money at 12 years old selling newspaper subscription door to door
that I knew right then and there, besides actors and entertainers,
the highest paid people and professional dealing with like,
you're going to make a lot of money if you're an athlete or you're an entrepreneur or if you're a rapper, you know what I'm saying?
Or you do music, entertainer, comedian, whatever, movie, you know what I'm saying?
But I found out coming from Detroit, Michigan, or being a product of my environment, that you ain't really got to make it out of the hood,
quote unquote, being an athlete or a rapper or selling drugs or, you know what I'm saying,
or an entertainer.
Like, I was making my money at 12 years old than my mom.
You know what I'm saying?
I was making like $300 to $500.
One week I made like $700 and she couldn't believe it.
Like, it was crazy because I remember when I told her, like, when she couldn't afford me them basketballs,
she was like, you know what, I'm about to get this paper route job.
She's like, no, you're not. I'm her, like, when she couldn't afford me them basketballs, she was all like, you know what, I'm about to get this paper route job. She's like, no, you're not.
I'm like, yes, I am.
I'm like, I'm about to go in the suburbs and knock on these people's doors and deliver paper.
She's like, and they're going to kidnap you and they're going to snatch you in their house.
And then when I showed her that first check, she's like, oh, yeah, keep doing it, keep doing it.
So it was like, you know what I'm saying?
You know how it is.
Mom, I don't want you to lead a nest.
But then when you provide and you paying phone bills and you paying, helping paying rent.
Different responsibility.
There was times I came in and she'd take my little buddy like oh yeah we be having rent y'all need this
you know it was like you know i became like the man of the house early so yeah yeah but yeah that's
how that went so it was crazy man it was like my life a whole journey it's a movie now but that
that video i know i'll get long-winded but video, that was a video that like took off of me and like like separated me from like, you know, being a salesperson because I didn't know that.
Like if I would have knew what I knew now, I probably would have been like a billionaire because I know for sure I could have made a lot of money if I would have monetized myself early.
Because I got like a lot of friends that's doing social media and they make it a lot.
They make making 10 million
15 million
20 million
30 million
you know what I'm saying
off of social media
it's crazy
you know what I'm saying
and that's what's crazy
cause like early YouTubers
who was on there
that was crazy
they probably would've got
paid a whole lot of money
but didn't nobody know about that
like Mr. Beast
and Jack Paul
you know Jake Paul
and Logan
they going crazy
Pontiac DDG
like they was going crazy
for a minute
you know what I'm saying?
Even like the dude who used to do Unforgivable.
That dude was crazy on YouTube.
He was viral as fuck.
He would have got it.
Hey, he still would have been around by now.
Facts.
Swear to God.
Even Ice Pick JJ.
Remember him?
The one they used to sing?
Oh, he's my Ice JJ fish.
Yeah, Ice JJ.
I said Ice Pick.
You know I would have forgot about it.
You might have heard about Ice Pick.
Ice JJ. Him and Tyrion. Two of my most hated people. Lil' Tyrion. I hate that forgot about it. You might have heard about Ice J. Ice J. Him and Terrio.
Two of my most hated people.
Lil Terrio.
I love Lil Terrio.
The best internet sensation to me is 50 Tyson.
Yeah, he was lit too.
He got shit cracking.
He from Minnesota.
Yeah, he went crazy too.
Remember 50 Tyson had the beef with Deacon Wayne?
The best rap beef of all time.
For sure. Yeah time That was an OG
Back in the day
For sure
You said you played
Basketball
So what position
Did you play?
I played like
Shooting guard
Small forward
Did you get buckets
Or were you just
Like out there?
I was doing both
I was up there
At first
And then
You know what I'm saying,
like,
it was crazy
because like,
I don't know,
my coach really
ain't had confidence in me.
I don't know what it was.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't really,
you know how you get
them coaches that like,
they know you can play
but they like overlook you.
I'm having that problem
right now with my son,
you know what I'm saying?
Because my son,
he just,
so he was at this school
like Garden City,
you know what I'm saying?
And this is like his first time playing professional ball.
Because we street ballers.
Not saying we, like, A and 1 and all that.
But when you ain't playing high school ball, you know what I'm saying?
You ain't really used to organized.
But his first year playing organized ball, he averaged, like, 25.
You know what I'm saying?
He scored 55 points in the summer league.
He was going crazy.
Now I take him over to another school because he transferred because his coach got fired.
And, like, he ain't getting the proper, because he transferred because his coach got fired and like,
he ain't getting the proper,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, bro,
and it's crazy because it started
reminding me of myself
and I feel like this,
like,
if your coach like,
look past you,
it take away your confidence.
That's just me, period.
I feel like that.
Coach?
Nah.
No, sit up and talk to him.
No, no.
I don't take no byproducts.
Talk to Coach G.
No, I'm saying like,
if you really can play right, you know what I'm saying? no bye. Talk to Coach G. No, I'm saying like, if you really can play right,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, you really,
I'm talking about,
it's even like,
I'm talking about,
like, he get out there,
he go crazy,
but he do like,
because you know,
he ain't no organized player.
You know what I'm saying?
He don't really,
his IQ ain't there,
but he got the confidence.
He got like the Kobe mentality,
but his IQ is like
Patrick Mahomes in basketball. You know what I'm saying? Wait a minute. The Patrick Mahomes in basketball
you know what I'm saying
wait a minute
the Patrick Mahomes
in basketball
he just
he got a plural like that
on his thing
so you get what I'm saying
like he got the kill
on his thing
you know what I'm saying
like he
he don't look to
pass
you know what I'm saying
somebody be wide open
you know what I'm saying
he ain't go pass
oh so he a ball
right oh that's his problem he came before the junior he just trying to get buckets okay like they be wide open. You know what I'm saying? He ain't going to pass. Oh, so he a ball hog. Right.
Oh, that's his problem.
He came before the junior.
He just trying to get buckets.
Okay.
The problem is
he ain't swinging that big.
But I'm saying, though,
his team that he just played for,
they was like two and like 15.
So they, you know what I'm saying?
So he had no choice.
You know what I'm saying?
So he go over there
with another school
where they going crazy.
They been winning states.
They going crazy.
And he still like on that
I got a ball hog mentality. You know what I'm saying? And it reminded me of me when I was
younger. I say that that's why I'm getting to because when I was younger, I had transferred
to a school that just had won the state championship. So they was loaded like a potato,
you know what I'm saying? That I come in like, I got gang, you know what I'm saying? Cause I like,
with the other school I was at, I was averaging like 15, but I was averaging like, I ain't play
varsity. I was averaging 15, like on JV, you know what I'm saying at, I was averaging, like, 15. But I was averaging, like, 15. I didn't play varsity.
I was averaging 15, like, on JV.
You know what I'm saying?
So I get to varsity.
But I'm looking at the people that I'm playing against that's playing
motown to me.
I'm like, bro, they is trash.
You know what I'm saying?
But my coach ain't looking at it as that.
And I'm looking at, like, if you put me in.
Like, it was like, you know how, like, a team get blew out and then they put
you in a game?
Yeah.
That's what he was doing with me.
But, like, as soon as he put me in a game after they a game, either they down by a lot or they winning by a lot.
That's when I get in.
As soon as I get in, I score about eight to ten points real quick.
And I'm looking at it like, bro, I could have helped y'all win if you would have did this.
Damn.
You know what we call that where I'm from?
You're a 30-30-30 guy.
Get in when you're up 30, down 30, or 30 seconds later.
Fuck.
The real triple threat.
That's what we used to call it.
30-30-30.
That judge is clean. You can wear that in your pants.
That's hilarious.
Talk to us about that cleaner, bro.
We want to know about that cleaner that you got going around.
Oh, yeah.
What made you just feel confident enough
to take that around the world like you've been doing?
Man, I believed in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it worked.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's one of my favorite jokes.
I say, most of the cleaners you use
are like a pregnant lady.
It don't work.
So, like, I was sold.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I tell people all the time,
I'm not a prostitute, but I'm a sell myself.
So once I get people to love me,
then the rest is history.
And that goes back to, like,
my first video.
My first video that went crazy,
I felt like that was God's plan.
And I ain't Drake.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying it just happened like that
because, like,
I worked for, like,
it was an inner city company.
Like, they was hiring kids
from the inner city,
like Chicago,
like Milwaukee,
Indiana. We had people from Indiana, New York. Like, they was in, like, the hood. from the inner city, like Chicago, like Milwaukee, Indiana.
We have people from Indiana, New York, like they was in like the hood.
You know what I'm saying?
It was a black, predominantly black company and they hired inner city kids and they give
them a job and opportunity.
And we traveled the world selling the cleaning product.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was looking at how long I was doing it.
And I seen a lot of people come in.
I seen people come and go.
I seen people that got fired.
I seen people that quit, that couldn't, you know what I'm saying, keep up. And I seen people that was like managers and been there like a long time. And I was like, bro, I've been doing this for like 10 plus years. And I'd have seen, no exaggeration, I'd have seen over 500,000 to a million salespeople that come in the doors. You know what I'm saying? Since my whole time being out. I remember one time, like this dude fired like 10, 15 people in one meeting.
And he was like, I'll replace you quicker than a button on my shirt. So he his mentality, like I really ain't care if you was fit for the job because I got hundreds of salespeople that's working under me.
You know what I'm saying? So I looked at it like my whole goal was like, you know what? I don't never want to feel like that person you just fired. You know what I'm saying? So what happened was that I really like put a lot in.
Like I took the meat,
spit out the bones
and I really like eat,
sleep and drink.
Then I fell in love with my,
you know what I'm saying?
I love your story, bro.
But take the meat
and spit out the bones.
That is nuts.
No, I did.
No, no, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
No, I know.
It's not the white podcast.
You're okay. Yeah, no, because I know y'all the white podcast You okay
No cause I know
Y'all about to say pause
Yeah
I was waiting on pause
That was crazy
That was crazy
That was crazy
I didn't want to stop you
But we didn't get
Too out of pocket
Our fan base
Will never let us
Look at that
They would be like
Oh they hold back
Now they hold back
Take out the
She's a demon They hold back now. They hold back. Take out the piece, put out the bonus.
Boy, she a demon.
That's funny.
Yeah, so no,
really, that's my point is that I was really like
soaking the game up.
This is my first time
running into a black millionaire.
It's like Obama.
You know, like you see
the first black president.
Now people think
they could be a president.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you see a first,
like I'm going to be honest, like all of us was like, we wanted to be like
Jordan. You feel me? That's why Jordan, cause like coming up, we ain't really had like no role
models in the NBA. Like, you know what I'm saying? That was like my role model. I wanted to be like
Jordan coming from the hood. And I seen like this dude, I'm like, okay, anybody can make it to the
NBA. So when I seen this first millionaire that I'm in front of, and he's showing me that I could
become a millionaire too, just by, you know what I'm saying? of and he's showing me that I could become a millionaire too just by you know I'm saying like they said you could uh follow somebody to a restaurant still starve you
follow the wrong leader so this like person that was like a prime example somebody from the hood
um you know didn't give up and now he's successful so I remember asking I was like how you become a
millionaire how do you you know I'm saying how you become successful and he was like it ain't how
much money you make it's how much you say you're just giving me different pointers stick to the pros so you won't get kind you know I'm saying just give you become successful. And he was like, it ain't how much money you make. It's how much you say. He was just giving me different pointers. Stick to the pros so you won't get conned.
You know what I'm saying? Just give your artists all you might need. Different cliches.
And that's what I did. I started reading a lot of books and studying myself because they say some people die at the age of 18.
They don't get buried till they're 70. So I was like, you know what? I'm just going to keep giving my best.
And I started reading a lot. But what really caught my attention was the cleaning product.
I'm actually like in my room cleaning stains off my shoes.
You know what I'm saying?
And it was going crazy.
I remember when I was younger, you know how it was.
When we come forward in those shoes, you would wear these shoes the whole school year.
Fuck.
Toothbrush.
Yeah, like with the toothbrush.
You know what I'm saying?
So like, and I'm already a sneakerhead.
You know what I'm saying?
It was crazy.
So really that elevated me even more.
You know what I'm saying?
I really became a sneakerhead, like, working for the company.
Because I started making, like, $2,000 to $3,000 a week.
And I was spending, like, 80% of my check on, like,
I remember I was going crazy with the shoes.
You know what I'm saying?
What's the craziest sneaker purchase you had?
The craziest what?
Sneaker purchase.
What's that one you dropped?
You just want one pair?
Yeah.
Or, like, all together?
No, just one pair.
Whatever.
The craziest sneaker pair, I think I bought, like,
some Travis Scott's for, $2,500 which ones?
they was the ones me and her had got they the ones the Jordan ones
the brown ones?
yeah the brown ones
okay yeah low top or high?
the high top
high top yeah yeah
what was that first sneaker that like made you become a sneakerhead? The first one for me probably had to be the Charles Barkley.
Yeah, the black and white ones.
Oh, the CB24s?
Yeah, that made me a sneakerhead.
When them dropped, I was like, I got to have shoes, brother.
I'm going to be honest with you.
The Space Jams was like...
Yeah.
It was either the Space Jam or the ones like these,
but they was called the...
Remember the... Alright, they had the North
Carolina ones like these. Columbia. Yeah, Columbia.
And then they had the
original of these. What's they called? The Concourse?
Yeah, the Concourse. It was out
of them three. Because it was people
and they was... I don't know if y'all know, but like
back in the day, people was really getting killed for
the Jordans. Like. I swear to God.
I'm talking about like, it was crazy.
It was like a war.
It's crazy how the society is, though.
We used to have welfare lines.
Only time I seen a line like that was two times.
I seen a welfare line wrapped around.
People had to go get, you know what I'm saying, their EBT or whatever.
They had to get like the food stamps.
And I seen a line wrapped to go get some Jordans.
And I was like, this is crazy.
Because I ain't never seen a line wrapped around to go get a job.
I was like, why we, you know what I'm saying?
So it was like they brainwashing us, you know what I'm saying?
It was crazy.
But the thing is, is that that's what really like, I was a sneaker because I was in one
of those lines.
I think I was in both of the lines.
I was out there with them. Went of the lines. You went there first,
then went there second.
Out the gate.
Fact.
So yeah,
but that's what I said.
That's what really me became
because I swear we stood in the line
for like six hours.
My mom was tripping.
But she was tripping
because I had to give her
some of the money.
It was like,
after I bought these shoes
and whatever was left
from my paper,
I had to give her the rest.
So she stood there
laughing with me.
I'm going to make sure you ain't get to church with that nigga of so she stood in that line with me I'm gonna make sure
you ain't get
to church
it's a fact
you know what I'm saying
but yeah
that's like
I knew I was
a sneaker head
when I stood
in the line
for like six hours
for some shoes
yeah
you better than me
yeah
I've camped out before
I can't go back to that
that shit crazy
we was really
sitting outside
in the cold
for some shoes
but you had
a motherfucker
before I had that paper route,
and that's why I feel like
that sales changed my life
because, man,
I used to be, man,
I used to, like,
hit licks like crazy.
Like, we call it hitting licks,
but I really was hitting licks
on my own family.
I remember I stole from my grandma
and tried to help her find it.
Like, I stole it from my grandma
and I was like...
What did you steal from Graham, bro?
I stole it from my grandma's pocketbook and I was trying to help her find it. Your pocketbook? did you steal from Graham bro? I started off I grabbed my pocketbook
and I was trying
to help her find it
the pocketbook?
did you write yourself
a check?
out the pocketbook
it's a rackety book
nigga how old
was you when you
was doing that?
I was like 10 or 11
that's what I said
like I swear to God
you was young
but that's what I'm saying
the real Nigerian
no it was crazy
that's what I said
I was going crazy
for the shoes.
Like, I remember I took my mama's check
and bought my friend some shoes.
We both bought some.
I bought us some Airwars.
Stealing a check for the Airwars is crazy.
You was about to be homeless for the Airwars?
Not the Airwars.
They should have locked your ass up.
The two toes?
The two toes?
Yeah, they had like the...
The Lance Stevenson's.
Hey, but he was
just like me
and my
nigga
gotta have
him
that's crazy
with both
our asses
that was
the end
was
still in
front of
the end
was
that might
be the
craziest
story
on they
lineage
for sure
cause it
was always
there
y'all could
have waited
they never selling out y'all could have granted for another one it was always there y'all could have waited they never settled out
y'all could have
granted for another
they was waiting
they wasn't
settling out at all
I swear to God
man that's crazy
because you talking
about M1
and we talked about
this before
the grant
they fucking
merch was amazing
but the shoes
changed a lot
man
that's probably
the best marketing
brand
outside of Jordan
M1 besides that you don't remember Jay-Z shoes changed a lot. That's probably the best marketing brand outside of Jordan. I ain't lying.
Besides that,
you don't remember
Jay-Z shoes
and 50 Cent?
I remember.
I think that was
the best marketing
because I did not like
neither one.
Not more than M1.
And them
Reebok S.Cardis.
Man,
I thought I was the man.
I went to school.
I was getting cooked
by principals,
the kids.
You had both of them?
I swear to God. Man, I had both of them. I swear to God. So I rocked the S. I went to school. I was getting cooked by principals, the kids. You had both of them? I swear to God.
Man, I had both of them.
I swear to God.
So I rocked this S.Dot Carter.
The principal went crazy on me.
I came back the next day
with the 50s.
He's like,
G-G-G, you done.
Did you hit a TikTok?
I took them to the beach.
I walked over with some
Sadness and Jesus slippers.
I was like,
you ain't gonna get me.
You running both of them back
is crazy.
That's a wild pickup. That's what it was. That's why I said it was marketing, bro yeah, you ain't gonna get no money. Well, you running both of them back is crazy.
That's a wild pickup.
That's what I said was marketing, bro,
because I swear to God on everything.
But Jay-Z was like one of my favorite rappers at the time.
So I was like, man, whatever.
I don't care.
We came out with some gum.
I'm getting that.
It's like, that's Jay-Z.
Hey, bro, Hov had everybody wearing them big ass shirts and cufflinks.
I had some S-Dots.
You was on the pocket.
I had them for sure.
I understand, though.
We've all had a shoe.
We was like, why the fuck we had them? For me, it was the Filos with the straps. That's out of pocket. I had them for sure. I understand though. We've all had a shoe we was like, why the fuck we had them?
For me it was the Filos
with the straps.
That's out of pocket.
I never should have had them.
Give me those
on the S-Dots.
No.
Out of the game.
Give me those
on the S-Dots
out of the game.
Forever I love a letter.
Is that a strap?
Yeah.
I had the Grand Hill Filos.
That's it.
And I don't even think
I wore them.
Oh, well,
I did.
Pause.
You usually let the strap hang for so long.
Don't disrespect me.
I would never.
You had two straps, didn't you?
Excuse me?
Your feel-outs had two straps.
No, I didn't.
I had one.
Take them Kobe's off.
Whatever, I love it.
Kobe, roll over in this green.
That was funny.
Oh, shit. That's hilarious.
That is too... He took it to...
That's RP the bean.
RP the bean.
RP the bean.
See, look, niggas just go left.
That is crazy, though, bro.
Hey, man, I got to ask y'all.
Is Draymond Green really trying to get PTO?
Because this nigga can just keep swinging on people.
And he might get suspended for damn near like half the year.
Man, that's crazy.
That's his Michigan boy.
Hey, what's up?
Draymond's my dude.
I ain't going to lie.
Shout out to my dude.
Fuck Draymond.
I don't know.
He just, man, it was one of them nights, man.
Yeah.
They have a compilation.
This nigga got more highlights of swinging on people than he do like mixtapes of getting buckets.
He got more people
than he done kick,
punch, and slap
than he has left.
You can't do it like that.
How many games
do you think you deserve though?
Huh?
How many games
do you think you deserve?
It ain't look like,
I'm going to be honest,
the way he hit him,
it ain't really look like he like,
I'm saying he did hit him though,
but it wasn't like no,
like one of them,
not sock you,
like you know what I'm saying?
It was like one of those, okay, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to do it intentionally, but you ain't really going to know I did it intentionally.
That's his nigga for real.
You know what I'm saying?
If you look at him, he ain't just like, I'm saying, I watched the highlight like 10 times, bro.
I told my own bleacher to, you know what I'm saying?
Sports center to, like, he ain't really just, like, I'm saying, like.
You saying face to face. I'm saying like you saying face to face you saying
I'm saying this dude
big as hell
he's what
Draymond like 6'9
yeah
I'm saying
he would've had a bruise
the way they showed him
like I'm saying like
I done seen people
get hit by little kids
and they come out
a whole different way
you know what I'm saying
like
you showing him some grace
but I'm just saying,
he ain't really hit him that hard.
I ain't go like he did.
I feel like, okay,
that was a flagrant,
okay, he can get suspended one game,
but we ain't gonna overcook our grits.
Like, he just,
you know what I'm saying?
KB, we love Draymond,
but you cannot punch a nigga at work
and be suspended for one day
and no matter where you work at.
If you at Waffle House
and you hit a nigga,
well, not Waffle House,
they be on that.
You go work at the store,
hit a nigga one time,
you probably 10, bro. Because he just wild out. He just wild out that Waffle House. They be on that. You go work at the store, hit a nickel one time, y'all. So how long do you think he was going to get suspended for?
Probably 10, bro, because he just wilded out.
Hell no.
He just wilded out.
He just choked a nigga on TV.
Yeah, he did do that.
Now, that choke, that was crazy.
That's crazy.
Do you think that was worse than the Latrell Sprewell?
Hell no.
No, no.
That's what I'm saying.
That nigga choked the coach.
Truly the coach.
But, oh, coach deserves that.
Yeah, he's the, coach deserves that.
That's what I think,
that's what I think,
I think Draymond would've watched
one of the Latrell Springwell
highlights.
Draymond just got a trailer
shit, so.
I'm sick of this shit.
Draymond got a trailer shit,
so whatever he gets.
No, I think that's
what he's been doing.
He's been watching
a lot of NBA fights
because he did one
of those Reggie Millers.
That was one of those
Reggie Miller,
the Indiana Pacers back.
Sucker ass nigga.
That's a sucker right there there Shout out to Draymond
Yo man
Yeah Draymond
Get with it bro
For Draymond
Till it's backwards
Get with it soon
Nah that's my guy
Hey niggas on Twitter
Draymond seen Jeff last real
Be at least
I'ma what up you
Shut up
Don't shout that out
Nah I did have a question though About the You and Timberland collab How that come about How you I'm going to what up you. Don't shout that out.
No, I did have a question, though, about you and Timberland collab.
How'd that come about?
How you just pull up on nasty like that?
Man, shout out to Timberland, man.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't work with a lot of people, man. He's like number one on my list.
Him and Dame Lillard, they like neck to neck.
Shout out to Dollar.
Yeah, Dame, my dude, man.
But yeah, Timberland basically, like, he reached out to me.
He was like, like bro I remember
like yesterday because it's funny because I DM Damien a little like it was like October the 19th
like 2000 and like it was October the 19th or October the 9th 2019 and I was like let me know
if you need a funny sales I don't know he was doing like some type of he did a skit or he did
something with one of my influencer friends I was like like, fuck. Oh, he did something else.
Let me reach out.
You know what I'm saying?
So I DM'd him.
It was like 2019.
Right after I DM'd him, he ain't respond.
It's like three years.
You know what I'm saying? But I'm like, okay, he harder to catch than my ex-wife boyfriend.
I get it.
Okay.
Bam.
So I do a skit with Timberland.
I swear to God, true story.
But how it happened is that I'm sitting at the crib.
This is like last year because it's going on a year.
It just went on a year October so October the like fifth of something 2022 I first he defollowed me I'm like this Timberland like this versus Timberland it's Aaliyah you know
I'm like so I went to I'm like yeah that's Timberland Timber the king so then he DM me he
said bro you a genius man somehow he's like I don't know how you do it but some way somehow i gotta work with you
so i was like i was like shocked i'm like damn this timberland because it's like i'd have had
like other celebrities reach out like waka you know i'm saying other people like that a lot of
people that actually reached out but this was the one that like dm'd me and like he was like bro i'm
impressed with your work you know i'm saying i'm like and'm like, and I, I always follow Timbaland.
Like a lot of people from Detroit love him just because of Leah, you know what I'm saying?
The Leah movement, you know what I'm saying?
Rest in peace, Leah.
But anyway, so I was like, this is Timbaland.
So I sent them my number.
I was like, I was like, hit me, let's work.
And he FaceTimed me right then and there.
He was getting a workout.
He was like, what you do?
I'm like, man, he was like, he was like, um, so is that product real?
I'm like, yeah. He was like, all right, I want you to come out to my crib and,
um, I want to do some content with you. I'm like, for real? He's like, yeah. I drove the next day.
I swear to God, I drove all the way to Miami, like 22 hours. I swear to God. From Detroit?
Hell yeah. Drove straight to his crib. Told him. I was like, bro, I just drove. He's like, oh yeah,
we about to definitely do some work. So then the first thing he's like, all right, so tell me how
the TikTok work. Cause he, you know, he old school tiktok work because he you know he old school like will ferrell you
know i'm saying so he was like tell me how to tiktok work you know i'm saying so i told him
how like you monetize and when you post a post boom boom and all so then we did a video at his
door you know i'm saying he had his daughter's shoes right there we did like seven eight videos
and then he it's crazy because like i start DM and everybody he was like huh uploaded
do the collab I DM LeBron, Davey, like I did like I started like this my opportunity you
know what I'm saying I started DM'ing Drake Lil Wayne boom you know what I'm saying like
acting like you know what I'm saying and he was like he started laughing he was like boy
you a fool like I'm trying to work. But the craziest thing, right, when it uploaded, that junk went viral overnight.
I'm talking about everybody following me.
The Game, Damian Lillard, Waka Flocka, Rich Homie Quan.
Like, everybody you can name that you see me working with is because of Timberland.
You know what I'm saying?
That's fire.
So, shout out to Timberland.
A lot of people, like, they don't understand, like, it ain't what you know, it's who you know.
And I feel like he said, he said, bro, the world don't know who you is.
I got to expose you to the world.
He's like, I'm telling you right now.
He's like, I'm a genius.
He's like, just like I deal with ludicrous.
You know what I'm saying?
When I found ludicrous.
Now he felt like when we just set the record store, he just said the same thing.
We just did it.
He's like, just like I did.
He's like, I'm telling you, bro, you got what you like.
I don't know what it is, but man, you got to be partners.
We got to do something.
Oh, I just got to show the, you got what you like. I don't know what it is, but man, you got to be partners. We got to do something. Or I just got to show the world.
Cause like you were genius.
And I swear to God after that, like, like, you know what I'm saying?
We, we've been on every since, you know what I'm saying?
This is like my dude.
He meant to me telling me like, it's crazy.
Like it's crazy.
Like, yeah, that was the, uh, the Gucci show, the Gucci shoe video that went crazy.
No, we did like seven videos.
Which one went viral? All of them. I swear to God. Oh, okay. I didn't know you had, so I saw the Gucci shoe video that went crazy. No, we did like seven videos. Which one went viral?
All of them.
I swear to God.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know y'all had them.
I saw the Gucci shoe one live.
We did.
So we did like five of them on TikTok, and then three of them we posted on Instagram.
But the three we posted on Instagram, one had like 1.7 million, another had like 1.5,
another had like 1.
All of them went viral.
You know what I'm saying?
But the first video that we posted when I clinked this daughter's shoe, that's the video that went viral overnight.
And then everybody started following me.
You know what I'm saying?
But that's what my point was that I had DM Damien Lillard.
I swear to God, like I DM him, right?
In 2000, I remember like yesterday, I was like, man, this is God.
You got the date on live.
You remember that shit.
I remember because that's like one of my highlights of 2022.
You know how everybody had like my biggest highlight.
My biggest highlight was me and Timberland and Damien Lillard DMing me because he's one of my favorite players.
You know what I'm saying?
And like that's why I DMed him.
And then for him to like DM me, like it was like as soon as Timberland uploaded that video, I swear to God, he laughed, right?
First, he was like, he followed me.
I'm like, Damian Lillard, that's crazy.
And then he was like, I need a funny salesman, LOL.
So he said LOL because he saw that post from like three, you know what I'm saying? It was three years later.
And then he hit me up
like, bro, I'm about to drop this album.
I want to fly you out. Boom. I want you to
do like a salesman, like a little
sales product, like selling my album.
He was a man of his word, you know what I'm saying?
His album came and then we just linked up this summer.
We did like a skit.
Then we just linked up again.
Milwaukee Bucks.
He had signed my kid's jersey and stuff.
So yeah, that's my dude, man.
But like, that's what I'm saying.
The top two people that, because I done met a lot of people.
You know, a pair of lips can say anything.
I done had all type of people be like, man, I want to work with you.
Hilarious.
And then they leave you on read.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like one of them pads.
So I was like, man, this is Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, one of them pads. So I was like, man, this is crazy.
Man, you know what I'm saying?
So I was like, man, like, but yeah.
But shout out to Timberland, bro.
That's my dude, him and Damian Lillard.
Them are my one and two right there.
Like, out of air.
I done met a lot of people, bro.
But them two was like solid. I done met, like, Nick Cannon's solid, too.
Shout out to Nick Cannon, like, because he's solid.
It's a lot of people that I done met.
But it all came from door to door. That's why was like it's crazy because i was really like a homeless
salesman and that one video like changed my life you know i'm saying but i feel like i'm gonna be
honest with you shout out to her though my wife because once i got married and like like i feel
like once i'm not saying like it's the key kids to get married but it's like you need that person
that like
you know what I'm saying
to like
because you
nobody can't
I don't care what nobody say
nobody can't do this by themselves
everybody need help
you know what I'm saying
but if you got like
she be holding me down
because I travel a lot
I do this
I be there
she take care of everything
like right now
we just left the kids
and you know what I'm saying
so she like
she so
like I feel like
like because I went viral
like I said 2010
I ain't found out till 2017.
I was still struggling, still trying to find my way, still trying to learn myself, still
like messing with different females, still trying to figure, you know what I'm saying?
Really went on taking care of my kids like I supposed to.
And then like, once me and her got back together, we just had this plan.
We was like, look, we got to do this for the kids.
We got to go ahead and settle down.
Boom, boom.
And then everything, the success really started happening.
You know what I'm saying? So I feel feel like everyone for her like behind every great man
is a great woman you know i'm saying so i gotta give you know her props too you know i'm saying
and i fuck with that fergie i know your phone though that's my shit though the fergie the
fergalicious that's on your playlist She starved head. That's one of my shit. Attention to wifey's curtsies.
Y'all.
Y'all fucked it.
Hey, but speaking of Milwaukee,
I've been tagging
in too many fucking posts this week.
I don't know if you've seen it
because you don't get on Twitter.
Nah.
But their video of you
in the huddle next to Giannis
when he's like yelling at the team
and you like standing
with your hands.
It's funny.
Hold on.
I wasn't even.
I told you I wasn't
paying no attention to it.
I was like,
what was he saying right there, T? Oh, don't you worry. I got you. It's funny to the motherfucker. I probably wasn't even I told you I wasn't Paying no attention to it I was like What was he saying
Right there T
Oh don't you
Don't you worry
I got you
It's funny that a motherfucker
I probably wasn't listening
Oh man
I was looking like
Nigga hurry up
So I can sit down
That was my seat
That was the end of that
Nigga hurry up
What the fuck was he saying
I gotta do a skit with Ganesh
Though when I get back
To Milwaukee
What you talking about
Nigga
With Ganesh, though, when I get back to Milwaukee. What you talking about?
Ganesh.
What's his name?
Fuck it, Ganesh.
Ganesh. What's fucking with that?
Nah, I see your skit with Safaree and Celia and Stevenson.
Oh, no.
What the hell was they doing?
Let me get his name.
What's his name?
Because me and my kids
would call him God and stuff.
Godness is great.
His name is Giannis.
Giannis, yeah.
That G is a witcher.
That G is a witcher.
The witcher of the G.
I see you with
Lance Stevenson at Safari, man.
Oh, yeah.
These niggas was working out
with their shirt off, man.
I didn't know what,
I said, what the fuck
are they doing?
How you interrupting a freaky workout like that, bro? That's a new time, bro. I didn't know what, I said, what the fuck are they doing? How you interrupting the freaky workout
like that, bro?
That's a new time, bro. No, that's funny.
So, look, shout out to Chris Gotti. You know
Irv Gotti, murdering.
So, and shout out to D-Ray Davis, man.
I see, like, yeah, D-Ray Davis,
that's my dog. So, yeah, we
gotta get him on here. He hilarious. That's my
dude. So, anyway, we did Wildin' Out
together, and I was doing, like, open mics and stuff stuff because they've been all like i just met kevin harr
everybody been all the comedians they they whole goal is to get the people that do social media
to do stand-up they like man you got to get on that stage so i started going to open mics you
know i'm saying i ran into a lot of um influencers in miami shout out to my boy mr red and um mike
um they they made it happen. I did
like an open mic, you know what I'm saying? And then they was like, bro, D-Ray Davis want
you to open up for him. I was like, bet. You know what I'm saying? So when we had the show,
Chris Gotti, they were filming a movie. You feel me? He had Lance Stevens and Safari there.
They came to the show and then the standup, I did pretty good. Like that was like my first
like show, you know what I'm saying, like, opening
up. So, I knew I did
good, because after the show, he was like, bro, we gotta put
you in this movie. You were hilarious. Chris Gotti
said that, you feel me? So, I pulled up
on set, and
Safari was there, and
Lance Stevenson. And they both already knew who I was,
you know, I've been going viral. So, Safari's like,
man, what up, Clint? He's like, you know what's funny, man?
He's like, you know what's funny man and like he talks but he's like you know what's funny i just saw you on my tiktok yesterday
and i'll see you today he's like that's crazy he's like i ain't never heard of you till yesterday i
was like that's what safari said so anyway lynn's like bro we got to do a skit we got to do a skit
so then i was like all right let's do it so they was doing like a push-up competition you know i'm
saying that's what they they and i just walked over there boom woman then that's how the skit
happened i just walked over there while they because, and then that's how the skit happened.
I just walked over there
while they,
because we was about
to start filming,
I already knew,
and it was a good thing
I did it right then and there
because I promise you
I was on set for like 12 hours
and I only had one little,
three,
I think it was three seconds.
I had like a three second scene.
I'm like,
I've been here 12 hours,
I only got three seconds.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm lying,
it was like five seconds,
10 seconds.
But I know for sure it went over 10 seconds, you know what I'm saying? Was this It was like five Five seconds Ten seconds But I know for sure
It went over ten seconds
You know what I'm saying
Was this a Toofy movie?
Huh?
Is this a Toofy movie?
Where is this movie at?
Because Sephora and Lance Stevenson
I need to see it
Yeah
I have got to watch
It's called Ballers
It's going to be crazy though
It's going to be
It's definitely going to
It's like an all-star cast
They got a lot of people in it
But my set right there
I was with them too
Because I had to pitch
Like Sephora when he was coming in.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
So I had, like,
a little quick little salesman
scene right there.
But just for them to do
that little alley-oop to me,
I appreciate it.
So shout out to,
you know what I'm saying,
Irv, I mean,
Chris Gotti and Lance Stevenson
and Safari for, you know,
looking out on that set
and the skit went crazy,
you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, it was,
I saw that opportunity
and I was like, man,
I got to go ahead
and do it right now.
Because I already knew
if I wouldn't have did it,
I wouldn't even, you know,
they would have been tired.
We was on set for 12 hours.
They weren't trying to do no skits.
That's out of pocket
for you to be there
on set that long.
They couldn't give you
a couple of scenes.
That's crazy.
Doing stand-up though,
motherfucker ever booed you?
Hell no.
I ain't that good.
Ain't no boy checking.
This ain't a nigga.
I don't play.
I don't play working. I play working I know I already know
what to do
I'm cooking people
you know what I'm saying
I'm going crazy
yeah that's the first thing
I'm going crazy
and I'll be honest
somebody was about to boo me
and I was
as soon as he was like
boo boo
that's what you smell like
you know what I'm saying
as soon as I heard
boo about to come out
it's over with
you know what I'm saying
okay so you'll be on the radar
with that shit.
Yeah.
Hey, you brought Safari
like that in your mans.
That's your favorite video
with him in the Gatorade jacket.
Nah, that's your favorite video.
Safari can go to hell.
Damn, what are you doing?
A lot, too much.
You must have took
one of your females.
Bishop, my father.
Safari took one of your females.
I'm not speaking on that man.
First of all, Salesman is federal
That nigga's a salesman
He be telling
He's a professional
Y'all keep bringing
Tron some white ass niggas
On this show
So now
He did the tron
Alright Logan I ain't tron I'm cool Y'all keep bringing Charleston white ass niggas on this show. So now all he did is do Charleston. All right,
Logan,
I ain't Charleston.
I'm cool.
Y'all need to get him
on here.
No, man.
He's too strong.
Hey, y'all,
I definitely got to get him on here.
He going crazy right now.
If he survives,
he get here.
God damn.
Oh, speaking about that.
He was doing stand-up.
Man, what you doing
if something like that happened?
Man, I ain't doing,
like,
first of all,
when I do stand-up,
me and him, two different people, so what ain't he gonna get like that? Yeah. Like, like first of all when I do stand up being hip
two different people
so it ain't even
gonna get like that
you know what's funny
like
K-Cap invited me
to his party
right
and it's crazy
cause I
Chief Keef
that's another solid one too
I ran into him
at the
Javante Davis fight
he was like
bro I respect
what you do bro
cause you make
killers laugh
so like
I say that to say
it's like everybody love me you respect what you do, bro, because you make killers laugh. So, like, I say that to say it's like everybody loves me.
You know what I'm saying?
Because laughter is the best medicine for the heart.
And I don't be like, whatever you put in the universe, whether it's negative, positive, the universe is going to come right back full of flesh.
And that's why I love, like, Cam Newton.
And shout out to Cam Newton, because I just did his podcast, too.
We went there.
Me and my wife, we drove there with our sister. We went there, and, you know, it was live. Shout out to Cam Newton because I just did this podcast too with my we went there me and my wife we drove there with our sister we went there and you know it was live so like
shout out to Cam because like he he's solid but like you could tell like and I'm gonna be honest
when I saw that interview I was like man I look at Charleston White a total different person because
I was like I ain't gonna lie at first I just thought this dude was just an ignorant dude
didn't give a mess about nope you know what I'm saying and it ain't what you said it's how you
said but then when I watched the interview I was like this dude actually thought this dude was just an ignorant dude and give a mess about. Nope. You know what I'm saying? And it ain't what you said is how you said. But then when I watched the interview, I was like, this dude actually intelligent.
This dude actually is powerful.
Even when he said, you know what?
I gave y'all what y'all wanted.
You know what I'm saying?
And then he started talking about how, you know, the rate with the STDs and the kids
don't know.
You know what I'm saying?
Educate.
I was like, OK, that makes sense because we needed this.
You know what I'm saying?
Especially our black community. But it's just the message, how you deliver it. That we needed this, you know what I'm saying? Especially our black community.
But it's just the message, how you deliver it.
That's what really, you know what I'm saying?
Because you can't put negative, like, especially this generation, bro.
I talk to a lot of kids.
I got a lot on myself.
So I'm telling you, mental health is at its all-time high.
And I'm going to tell you right now, you can't tell no kids nothing this age the way you talk.
They'll go get a gun real quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you think you talking to, you really got to like baby into it. And I'm sorry to say that
I'm an 80s baby. Like back then, when
I came up, if I did something wrong, my mama
whooping my ass, it was my French Montana, my sister,
my auntie, my uncle, the principal,
everybody. Remember the
paddles? Now you go to
jail, you whoop your kids. You know what I'm saying?
It's a rap, so this new generation, and then they favorite rappers, NBA Youngboy. So you go to jail you with your kids you know i'm saying you go it's a rap so this
new generation and then they favorite rappers nba young boy so you gotta understand he talk about
killing you know i'm saying so like my favorite rapper like that's why it was a pleasure man what
made my trip this art bezel was i met christopher wallace jr bro that was my favorite rapper all
the time victoria's Big when I met his son
I told him
I said bro
like this made my trip
cause that's what
I grew up to listening
to hustlers
talking about
getting some money
Lil Wayne
Jay Z
Nas
Biggie Smalls
I went
growing up
listening to
oh Pert
Papa Pert
put in Molly
that's why
the whole world
about to be
Slippin' Mickeys
the whole world
about to be
Slippin' Mickeys wait wait wait the whole world can't turn to r kelly
i'm saying but you see everybody allegedly oh first it was it was r kelly did bill cosby not
diddy oh and it's gonna be uh like it's crazy no because this in the music and then look at
what's going on the The list is growing.
Like, yeah.
I ain't going to put it all on this generation, though, bro.
Man, it's 80% of that.
I probably don't care how you want to put it.
Nah, I ain't putting it on.
Because we grew up on Boosie.
We grew up on 3-6 Mafia.
Them was the first things in the rap industry that we grew up on.
We grew up on all that shit.
So this is my only pushback to that.
I'm not putting that on NBA Youngboy.
I do fuck with them.
Yes, everybody know.
Chief Keef, I do put that.
But we had our own.
Nigga, we ain't grow up listening to no gospel music.
Yeah, those are the safe rappers.
Jay-Z, Biggie, and all them.
But we grew up to Boosie.
All them parties we was going to, nigga,
they wasn't playing.
Boosie, Webby, that's what they was playing.
You got to be born in the 90s, right?
No, I was born in 87, bro.
Oh, you was the end, though.
Okay.
Nah, I was the outer.
You was technically
like born in the 90s.
No, bro.
But I'm saying, though,
you didn't...
No, you got a good point,
but I'm looking at like,
all right, take it from here.
When we was listening
to music back then, bro,
it was only two people.
It was East Coast and West.
That was Biggie and Tupac.
Them the only two that died.
Nigga, I can name 20 to 30 rappers
that done died
within the last 10, 15 years.
No, absolutely.
And they either died
from beefing with each other
or they died from popping perks,
Molly, or mental health.
Like, I'm telling you right now, bro,
when I was coming up,
bro, I'm going to be honest with you.
I was dealing with depression
and I was sad,
but I ain't never wanted to off myself. And I had a counselor that I can go talk to. You know what I'm going to be honest with you. I was dealing with depression, and I was sad, but I ain't never wanted to off myself.
And I had a counselor that I can go talk to.
You know what I'm saying?
It ain't like it's all time, but I'm telling you, it's in the music.
It's in, like, if this person negative, and he can sell a billion streams,
and he talking about he ain't want to live last week,
and this little girl that don't got $10 in her pocket,
and her mama, she been in a household of broken promises all day,
then it's the same thing.
You know what I'm saying?
I see what you're saying, bro.
Like, you got to look at Lil Peep.
Like, I'm with my son.
I didn't even know who Lil Peep was.
And my son was like, dude, you remind me of Lil Peep.
How the fuck I would remind you of Lil Peep?
Who the fuck is Lil Peep?
Yeah, I know Lil Pump.
Yeah, I know Lil Pump, too.
And then I went, I was like, this nigga commit suicide.
Damn.
This dude, you know, I don't know what made him say that.
I don't know.
I was having one of my moments.
I was in an angry mood.
You know what I'm saying?
I was like, bro, you will never catch me like that again.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm looking at all of these, like, you know what I'm saying?
Death and death through drugs.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's a lot of them that, don't get me wrong.
I'm not saying that we got perfect rappers.
And that's one of my main messages why i put a lot of like positivity
in what i do you know i'm saying like i'm always trying to inspire i'm always trying to push
positive inspiration to people good energy you know i'm saying because like the devil was winning
bro i don't care how you put it you know i'm saying the devil like an idol man is a devil
workshop you know i'm saying and it's like taking over you feel me so and i like and speaking of
boosie like shout out to boosie because i just went viral again because of boosie you know i'm
saying i was like my my boy shout out to a million dollar key he hit me up he's like bro um and shout
out to atm um boosie manager they both hit me like bro we wanted to surprise boosie uh for his
birthday well you got to do a skit with him but he having a um movie premiere you know i'm saying
so again i drove all the way out there you movie premiere, you know what I'm saying? So again,
I drove all the way up there.
You feel me?
You know,
mom put it on the road,
my nigga.
You got an electric car?
Your gas mileage crazy.
That motherfucker got a Tesla.
That nigga drove to Miami.
He got some electric feet.
I got,
see,
I got these,
this black and white SS
shoes and socks,
you know what I'm saying?
It's going to go crazy.
Put a lot of mileage on these, you know what I'm saying?'s gonna go crazy put a lot of mileage on these
you know what I'm saying
so yeah
but when you traveling
so long
that's what we did
we used to travel
state to state in vans
so I'm so used to
driving here and there
and I hate planes
I ain't gonna lie
I travel a lot
but I hate
I feel like you're gonna
die quicker on a plane
than driving a car
you know what I'm saying
that's how I just put it
I'll take my chances
anything over three hours
I know
but I love
come on
I done been on super flights
you know i'm saying it's crazy but i'm saying i just love traveling like you know i'm saying so
anyway we drove there we was there for like a couple days the first day i went lucy was not
feeling like you gotta pay me you know instead like how you know the video trust me we know
so did we tried it again i went you know i'm saying and what's crazy is that like I went and did a skit with Young Blue
then came back
and he still was like
uh uh
like
and I'm like
that's crazy
you know what I'm saying
and I'm thinking like
oh they like
he was sure
but he didn't even know
I did anything with Young Blue
it was like after the fact
you know what I'm saying
but yeah he was like
he was on that
you know
and I respect it
because like at the end of the day
I'm a businessman too
and I see what he's dealing with
you know what I'm saying
you got people stealing your lyrics.
You got people using your name to make money.
I do monetize, like, off of my stuff.
I'm pretty sure, like, this is the industry we in.
You know what I'm saying?
People do monetize.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, so shout out to Boosie, though.
You know what I'm saying?
That's my dude.
But everybody's like, man, was that fake?
Everybody's like, no, it wasn't fake.
It was real.
For those out there watching, it was real.
Super real.
We can confirm.
That's why he ain't been in that seat yet.
Yeah.
Shout out to Boosie.
He's standing on business.
Yeah, Boosie ain't going, bro.
He said 25K or more, bro.
I'm sorry, big dog.
That's what he said?
Yeah, we'll catch you on Vlad.
We still love Boosie, though.
What he said that for?
Oh, we fuck with Boosie.
Crazy, yeah.
Boosie honoring that nigga.
Yeah, he here every other month. Bar Mitzvahs, baby sharers, my niggas. No, that's my dog, man. Shout out to Boosie crazy, yeah. Boosie honorary nap nigga. Yeah, he here every other month.
Bar Mitzvahs, Baby Sharers, my niggas.
That's my dog, man.
Shout out to Boosie.
Y'all see the video?
He said, oh, I thought you said Naptown.
Naptown girl.
You know what time it is.
Yeah.
We love Boosie, man.
That's crazy.
Can we get your top five rappers, though?
Who are you?
My top five, of course.
So, number one, I got Biggie Smalls.
Number two, I got Jay-Z.
Number three, I got Eminem.
Shout out to Detroit.
This ain't even in the order because Lil Wayne is number four.
But why ain't that nigga?
Number five is...
So I got Jay-Z, Biggie, Eminem, Wayne. Give me a random. And five, I got to-Z Biggie M M&M Wayne
Wayne
give me a random
and five
I gotta go with Drake
yo listen
I'm not mad at him
he got a very nice
list bro
very solid list
yeah that
you can't really go wrong
you missed Nas
yeah I ain't gonna lie
I was
see
the reason why I picked Drake
cause it was out of
Drake, Tupac, and Nas
but I'm gonna be honest
with you
I can't be
I gotta really live with this
At the end of the day
And I listen to Drake
More than them
Like I'm talking about
Like I've been listening to Drake
Since day one
You know what I'm saying
Like since
So Far Gone
Thank Me Later
You know what I'm saying
I'm talking about
So Far Gone
I'm saying but
I replay
Like So Far Gone
Of course that was like
The first like mixtape to me
But I'm talking about
Thank Me Later
Like albums like
Non-stop
I've been going crazy Every Drake album Have have you listened to comeback season in a long time
drake yeah that one of my favorite songs on there was uh
dang he ain't listened to it lately yeah
you know that um um what's her name um umapo. She had that song called, her name is G-O-A-P-L-E.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't know her name.
He did the remix to that song on there.
It's called Closer to My Dream.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's that shit.
You know what I'm talking about?
He did a remix to that.
That was like one of my favorite songs on there.
And then he had this song called,
dang, I forgot.
I haven't heard it in a minute.
Yeah, it's been a minute.
But I'm telling you, I made so much money knocking on doors off that album.
Like, that's why, you know what I'm saying?
That's why it messed with me different.
Because, like, that's why I was telling, what's the name's son?
Like, Biggie, bro.
Like, that was the first song that really, the first, I'm going to be honest with you.
I heard a lot of hip hop songs.
But the first song that really like hit me was juicy
super nintendo you know i'm saying because i was in the hood like nigga i could relate to this
like champagne i had champagne when we couldn't have water and kool-aid you know i'm saying it
was the only thing to drink you know i'm saying damn y'all have champagne yeah hell yeah we had
some super cheap champagne some shit that's my andre shout. He's my Andre. Shout out to the Andre. Like, yeah, like, we had some. God damn, that Andre,
boy, you gotta do this.
Wait, that can't be
the champagne.
Can't be.
That can't be champagne.
We had champagne,
and I remember like,
yesterday.
That was a wine cooler.
That's Mr. Wild House Rose
right there.
You ain't know.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
You got a mixtape about it.
I'm just shooting
that you had
motherfucking Andre
and not no motherfucking
ice around the house.
That's the same price.
So my man
is making a decision. That's what I'm saying.
My auntie, man,
she was crazy, bro.
I swear to God.
Hell yeah, they come up, man,
water cut off,
and they come over there with some,
is she okay?
You ain't got to drink your spit no more.
Hell yeah, it's a wrap.
Oh, man, that's crazy.
Hey, KP, man,
appreciate you pulling up, man. Talk to the people that can find you at my dog. Man, I'm wrap. Oh, man, that's crazy. Hey, KP, man, appreciate you pulling up, man.
Talk to the people that can find you at my dog.
Man, I'm everywhere like air, man.
So you can find me all over the web,
like a tarantula.
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