Club 520 Podcast - Club 520 - Mojo Brookzz on becoming a comedian, being on Wild ‘N Out, Justin Fields & Bears

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 18 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian Mojo Brookzz to discuss all things comedy and sports. Mojo tells stories about what made him be...come a comedian, some of his craziest shows, and the people who he looks up to the most in comedy. Mojo then talks about being a cast member of Wild ‘N Out, and discusses what his Chicago Bears should do with quarterback Justin Fields. 00:00 - Introduction04:00 - Mojo craziest show so far09:00 - Starting out doing comedy13:40 - Chuck E. Cheese story17:00 - Thanksgiving sides20:00 - Top 3 comics to go on tour with27:00 - Favorite artists to come out of Chicago31:00 - Learning social media37:00 - Chicago Bears #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:26 Eligibility and deposit restrictions apply. Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. Terms at Sportsbook.DraftKings.com slash football terms. All right, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. Special guest to my left.
Starting point is 00:01:43 We're going to introduce my man's last. To my far left, we got my dog, B. Hinn, Bishop out the Prillies. My dog, how you what? Cool and nasty. Let's pot. You know what I'm saying? Check the feasts out today. We know how you what today. Yeah, regular schedule program. Let's get to it. Mojo, you hit? You hit to the black with the white lights?
Starting point is 00:01:59 Just finish the show. Anytime I see them black forces, I know what time it is. He hit somebody upside their head, but we can't remember. We recorded earlier, too. He woke up on violence. Don't do that. He got all black with it, too. He going to throw the white shoestrings in there to throw us out.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Now, we know what time it is. Like your outfit. You threw us off with that motherfucking thermo under that leather vest. Nah, this ain't no time. This is Louis Vuitton. Oh,urman. This is Louis Vuitton. Oh, yeah. This is Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton crew neck.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Anyway. I love the way we start out. Yeah, my dog to my right, young Nacho, young T. How you doing, man? I'm good, bro. I just had these butter dough, these my hoop shoes for the day.
Starting point is 00:02:44 You pulling out the bronze now. Okay. Them hard, for real. Them hard. Yeah. But to my left, we got a special guest in the building, man. Midwest kid, you know what I'm saying? Great comedian.
Starting point is 00:02:57 If you have not seen him on Instagram, that means your algorithm is fucking trash. We got the young legend in the making. Mojo, appreciate you. Come on now, man. I appreciate y'all having me, man. Realall for sure for sure man we love having midwest guests on man you know what i'm saying it's always love that way you grew up in chicago what's up chicago did you grow up west side okay yeah west side the best side oh so i gotta ask you
Starting point is 00:03:18 know i'm saying it's a chicago disrespect situation going on you going with uncle remus are you going with heralds uncle Remus. There's no question. It's that easy? Yeah, there's no doubt. Uncle Remus. I'm from the west side, though. Uncle Remus is a west side spot, but I've had both.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Harold's, where people really try to compare it to is like the sauce, the mild sauce. Harold's got like a, the mild sauce got like a tangy, it's what you like.
Starting point is 00:03:42 It got like a tangy sauce to it where Uncle Remus is like a sweeter, it's like a sweeter sauce. It just tastes better on the chicken than me. So I fuck with Uncle Remus. I agree too, bro. And I actually had Harold's before I ever even had Uncle Remus. So, you know, Uncle Remus is definitely where it's at. I mean, this is our resident chef here.
Starting point is 00:04:02 You fuck with Uncle Remus heavy like that too? Uncle Remus all day. Yeah. It's not even. All right, tell you how I feel about that. Some of my fucking Arby's sauce on the wings ain't it. Ain't it, yeah. You talking about your Arby's sauce?
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yeah, it ain't it. It's like a tangy, it ain't, it's all right. You know what I'm saying? I got to be in the taste, I got to be in the mood like the one Harold's. I got to buy, well, Harold's got to be like right there and I'm hungry. I'm like, ah, I'll get some Harold's. But when I go to Uncle Remus, it's because that's what I want. Like, I got to buy them. Well, heroes got to be like right there and I'm hungry. I'm like, ah, I'll get some heroes. But when I go to Uncle Raymond's, that's because that's what I want.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Like, I'm going to get that. For sure. We already started the episode off with a fried question. What was your craziest show up to date so far or your most memorable show? Most memorable show. Man, I done had some good nights.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Like, you talking about like some crazy shit? Shit, whatever you feel. Wild shit, crazy had some good nights. Like you telling me like you talking about like some crazy shit. Whatever you feel like. Wild shit, crazy shit, good shit. Well, all the shows have been great. The only show like some wild shit happened was I was in Dayton, Ohio at the Funny Bone. And I probably was about maybe about 45 minutes into my set and this lady was drunk in the back with her guy and she didn't like something that i said i guess and she just like stood up and was like hey fuck you
Starting point is 00:05:16 damn i was like damn like what i do to you and like you know all the other people in the crowd like they paid to see me they like no no fuck you like so now they with me and she i mean she i couldn't even understand what she was saying so my security went and you know was trying to talk to her she still just yelling i don't even know she was talking about she had a job and two houses and shit like i don't i don't even know what i said that triggered this i don't even know if it was me yeah it might have been her guy i don't know what it was but they but anyways my security escorter out the out the place they end up putting them both out and um man like two weeks later i'm in detroit getting ready to do a show and i get a phone call and they like uh yeah um this
Starting point is 00:06:05 is officer such and such uh from dayton ohio and um you know we're calling in regards to a situation that we're involving you are you uh uh like a celebrity comedian or something so i'm thinking somebody playing on my phone yeah so i was like man if you don't get your ass off my phone playing on my phone like this and i get ready to you know hang up he was like, man, if you don't get your bitch ass off my phone playing on my phone like this. And I got ready to, you know, hang up. And he was like, no, this is, you know, this is serious matter. And when I heard his voice, I'm like, all right. I'm like, what was going on?
Starting point is 00:06:33 He was like, well, it was an incident between your security and this lady. And she's saying that he took her and slammed her on her head outside of the comedy club. And they want, you know know she's looking to press charges you know we've been trying to get in contact with you we talked to your agent and you know he said he would give us your number but we never got back to it shout out to my agent but
Starting point is 00:06:55 so they end up catching up with me and you know I had to let them talk to the security or whatever and they looked at the cameras and you know none of that stuff you know never had happened but it was just crazy like people will lie like people
Starting point is 00:07:08 will just make up shit you know what I'm saying just to trying to get a check to get a check and I'm gonna be honest with you I'm looking at the camera oh yeah
Starting point is 00:07:16 I don't got nothing for you I don't got nothing for you not with that Louis on yeah I don't got nothing for you no we got that Louis we gonna figure it out we need to double check
Starting point is 00:07:25 they can get these I'll get them these little shoes or whatever you know what I'm saying I'll get them these but I ain't got nothing for you so yeah that was
Starting point is 00:07:32 that was probably like that was probably like the craziest thing that you know probably had ever you know happened on the you know
Starting point is 00:07:40 happened on the at a show but other than that like you know I got good I have like a I have a you know, I got good, I have like a, I have a really good show. I got, I do about an hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:07:51 And it's just a really good show. A lot of crowd work. You know, it's a very interactive show. It's very personable compared to like when I do theaters and stuff like that. So I got one of the best shows out right now. So that night, I don't know what happened. And you can see the proof, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:08:06 My boy doing double shows in the city here. Yeah, ad shows, man. On a Wednesday night. On a Wednesday night. I don't care if it's Thanksgiving
Starting point is 00:08:12 tomorrow. Like, it's still Wednesday. Yes, but it hit different, niggas ain't going to work tomorrow. Yeah, it do.
Starting point is 00:08:17 It help a little bit. Speaking of help, I got to ask, do hecklers help your show? Do hecklers help my show? Because I see like a lot of times like comedians are leaning to that like a heckler show it's like i've been waiting for this like this whole set i got 30 minutes for you it depends on who the comic is a lot of comedians if you're a comic that
Starting point is 00:08:34 like you off the top and and you can rock with the crowd that's why i said i do a lot of crowd work so my show is very personable so yeah you me, you know, a heckler can give me something and I can ride that shit for the rest of the night. And I just keep calling them back and keep calling them back. Right when you think
Starting point is 00:08:50 I forgot about it, I come right back to it. You know what I'm saying? So, for me, yeah, I appreciate a good heckler. Now, the hecklers you don't like is the ones that don't give up. Yeah, they just keep talking.
Starting point is 00:09:04 They just keep talking. You done already killed them, everybody in the lab, and now you can't move over to the show. And at that point, it's not fair to the other people that pay money to see the show. It's fun within it. Get it out. You're going to yell out something, yell it out, get it out.
Starting point is 00:09:21 You're fucking up the vibes. When they be having people coincide, a couple back and forth is cool, but it's like, all right, now, out, get it out, but. You fucking up the vibes. Yeah, don't fuck up the vibes. And I feel like for you, like, when they be having people chorus out, it's like a couple back and forth, it's cool, but it's like, alright, now nigga, shut up. Yeah, pretty much. You don't be saying nothing back to people, though, do you? Nah. I used to. It depends who it was. Don't hear him say it. I wasn't gonna bring it up. I called a dream
Starting point is 00:09:37 a fat nigga. Something like that. Don't worry about that shit. Yeah, I was, shit your fat ass up. Something like that. What did he say to you, bro? I don't remember. What are you telling me? Pass the balls and shit? shit your fat ass up, something like that. What did he say to you, bro? I don't remember. What did he tell me, pass the ball? Shit your fat ass up. That nigga was chubby back then, fuck that. But I was going to ask you, like, did you start off doing comedy on the internet, or, like, was you grinding in the comedy clubs and stuff like that?
Starting point is 00:09:59 So I started doing, like, skits in, like, 2014. And then, you know, I was growing, like, growing fast and I was like, man, this is not going to make sense. If I blow on this and then they be like, hey, we want you to come do a show. And then I can't deliver in that aspect. It's going to hurt you. So I started May 2014 by October 2014. I was getting on stage. So it kind of, I was running it simultaneously at that point.
Starting point is 00:10:32 So that way I'm like, when I blow, I'm going to be ready. It's real. So, and I'm ready. Who you look up to, like, before you started actually taking it serious? Who kind of gave you some inspiration to start doing that shit for real? Man, I,
Starting point is 00:10:48 I'm going to say this. What you, what you supposed to do, like when you destined for it, it'll happen, it'll come to you at a time in your life that you're not even
Starting point is 00:10:59 really paying no attention to it. Like that, this is what you're going to be. In fifth grade, I should have knew I was going to be a comedian. And I say that because we went on spring break
Starting point is 00:11:07 and that's when the Kings of Comedy came out. And everybody was on spring break and we watched it and came back to school. And I'm reciting Bernie Mac's whole set to the classroom.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Go. You know what I'm saying? I'm set for set. People definitely laughing like they my jokes. You know what I'm saying? But I'm just saying because a lot of people, you know, a lot of kids I was going to school with, their parents ain't let them watch that.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Hell no. You know what I'm saying? So I had seen it, and I had a love for it then. I had an, you know, an infatuation with it then. And I wanted, you know, and I used to always watch comic books and stuff like that, but not one time of me ever watching this or ever, you know, reciting the jokes or nothing did I ever be like, man, I'm going to be a comedian one day. Not never.
Starting point is 00:11:50 So, when it started to really grow on me, I was watching a lot of Kevin Hart, a lot of Cat Williams. Like, you know, that first special that Cat Williams came out with. That's the best shit. Dog. Elite. A lot of's the best shit. Dog. Elite. A lot of quotables from that. Wow.
Starting point is 00:12:08 We talk about the Tyler Perry DVD run, but the bootleg Cat Williams stand-ups, bro, hit crazy in our community, bro. Crazy. Said that chick had on, the baby had on soccer shoes. Yeah. And a dress, bro. Yeah, feet dragging across the floor in the stroller. I thought about my wife the whole time. Shout out to the lineage
Starting point is 00:12:25 She used to be like that They got it cracking though Like the Spanish community Like they started The sneaker ball They started The sneaker ball swag They did low key
Starting point is 00:12:38 I never thought about that They started The sneaker ball swag bro Cause they always had The dresses with the sneaks The Adidas sambas And the flyer dress. And the white socks.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Oh, yeah. And the white socks. With the ruffles. Yeah. Damn, shout out to the gang, man. Thank you to the Mexican community. Hispanic community out there. We appreciate y'all.
Starting point is 00:12:59 We didn't know that they had a contribution to the fashion world, but we got to show them respect. Oh, yeah. We're getting Adam Jordan y'all be wearing. Did you ever have a pair? What?
Starting point is 00:13:09 A lot of haciendas. No, you know, it was a time where it was cool to wear them Jordans. Nah, niggas used to hoop. Some team Jordans ain't that bad, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Daddy Jones? When the six rings, when them six rings first came out. No, Mojo, you was out of pocket. I had a six or eight. Come on now. But we was out of pocket. Now we, you was out of pocket. I had them six rings. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:13:26 But we was out of pocket. Now we know we was out of pocket, but we didn't know then. I'll tell you what was crazy, too. I had them fusions, too. I was going to say the fusions. You were on with jeans? The fusions? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:36 What else you supposed to wear on with? Nigga basketball, shoot a layup in the bus, fuckers. You ain't wearing them with nothing. Them was that was like forces, though. Yeah. Them was like, man, grab though. Yeah. They was like all black. The 12 fusions,
Starting point is 00:13:48 the 12 fusions, everybody had those. Them was hard. Them Coochie Fives from Fusion Fives, them was an expo classic. I had the Eddie Jorins. I had the goddamn
Starting point is 00:13:58 Eddie Jones. The Spike Lee's was cold. Eddie Jones. The Spike Lee's was cold. The Spitz likes was too bad. The Spitz likes still kind of They still kind of hit it. I can still get a God, I feel like I'm wearing Spitz likes? The Spitz likes was cold. The Spitz likes was too bad. The Spitz likes still kind of... They still kind of hit it. I would still get a...
Starting point is 00:14:07 God, fuck, I'm wearing Spitz likes. You can't go from... I would go... No, I wouldn't let y'all see me in them. You gonna see me in the gas station?
Starting point is 00:14:14 I'd take my daughter to Chuck E. Cheese or something like that. Chris Beck. Yeah, but I ain't gonna... You too big now, nigga Paul. It's like,
Starting point is 00:14:20 you take her to Chuck E. Cheese and they gonna flick your ass up and down. Let me tell you something. I took her to Chuck E. Cheese. They gonna flick your ass up and down. Let me tell you something. I took her to Chuck E. Cheese one day, and it was a birthday party in there. And it was a hood birthday party in there.
Starting point is 00:14:32 You know how them hood birthday parties be like, everybody don't come inside at Chuck E. Cheese. The niggas be outside smoking and shit like that. These niggas out, they hitting a blunt. Me and my daughter at the thing where you roll the ball in, they got to go in the little ski ball. We playing that, man. Them niggas all day in the window and shit like that. These niggas out, they hitting a blunt. Me and my daughter at the thing where you roll the ball in and got to go in the little ski ball. We playing that, man. Them niggas all day in the window and shit.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Just staying the whole time. So at this point, I'm nervous because it's just me and her in there. So I was like, come on, we're going to get up
Starting point is 00:15:00 out of here. And she was like, Daddy, we just got here and I didn't get to get my prize. I'm like, baby, look, I will take you to the store right now and buy you whatever tour you want. This shit in here, it ain't even worth us standing right here waiting. Like, these people already know I'm up in here.
Starting point is 00:15:17 And it just, and the thing is, like, when it be guys, and you see them, and we, this is all over the place, but when it be guys seeing them, seeing me, and like they be, and I just said something about this yesterday, like, they don't know how this look. Like, it'll be three of them, and, you know, I look over, and it'll be. Like, what? Like, nigga, what? Like, what you tapping him for? Like, say what's, like, say what's up.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Like, because it's an issue. Like, what's going on? Because I can't read your tips right now. Because I can't read, and I don't know what's happening. Like, do I need to get ready or what? Like, what's happening? She's like, what's going on? I can't read it. I don't know what's happening. Do I need to get ready or what? What's happening? That's a fact. Bro, it just be like, all right, damn.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Did I know where I was going? You got to keep nasty with you. Oh, yeah. Even on the Chuck E. Cheese. Nah, man. Nah, we got to slide. That's how we been. Nah, that's how, man.
Starting point is 00:16:03 That's how we been now, man. I don't even go to the grocery store, man. I don't even go to the grocery store. That's how we been now. That's how we been now, man. I don't even go to the grocery store, man. I don't even go to the grocery store. That's crazy. Hey, what's funny, you said Chuck E. Cheese, because black people treat Chuck E. Cheese like the club for kids. They be having sexes and that motherfucking everything at kids' birthday parties.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And then you know they got the new thing now. It's called the Chuck E. moment, where Chuck E. come out, they play some music, and the kids, they like dancing in front of Chuck E. And he dropping tickets and shit on them, man. Hey, Chucky right now. I'm going to kill him with his ass. Man, I had to get my door up out of the way.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Chucky making it rain on him. Chucky, Chucky. My mama, Chucky. Chucky threw about 2,500 tickets on my door to head, man. She's scrambling on the floor. I'm like, man, get your ass up. Damn, Chucky Getting them crackers early He out of pocket
Starting point is 00:16:47 That don't happen 25 hundred tickets On her head That don't happen That's a Chicago Ticket series Yeah that's crazy I damn near
Starting point is 00:16:53 Almost sued him You could've bro Cause that's That's out of pocket That's a wild footage No no no Speaking Not calling your daughter
Starting point is 00:17:01 A stripper or nothing But speaking on that moment Like When you come to nap, like, how was your experience here in the club that you've ever been, bro? RIP to Onyx. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Y'all, let me tell you something. When I heard they were closed, a part of me left. Hey, man. Speaking of that, you know what I'm saying? We were real close to the holidays, Thanksgiving to be exact. What's the most important Thanksgiving side? Chef, start us off. Ah, shit.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Mine, for real. Y'all gonna think I'm out of pocket, bro, but I fuck with deviled eggs on Thanksgiving. That's the most important. We ain't surprised by that. You were hit with some all black. All right, Bojo, we can go there. You don't care about how you're doing.
Starting point is 00:17:40 All right. That's the most important side. To me. I'm talking about to me now.. That's the most important side. To me. I'm talking about to me now. Respect. For the family, somebody got to make sure that macaroni is together.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Okay. For the family, we're going to choose the macaroni. For macaroni week, you got to go. Out the gate. Mojo? I got,
Starting point is 00:17:58 I'll ride with dressing. Yeah, you got to have dressing. Not stuffing. Niggas having stuffing, I'm not slotting you gotta have dressing dressing
Starting point is 00:18:07 dressing might be the most important I don't even like it but it's definitely the most important you don't like it? nah I don't like dressing I don't like that shit
Starting point is 00:18:14 that shit ain't good damn niggas don't fuck with dressing that shit taste like flavor of sand nah you gotta mix it damn not that's a hell of a
Starting point is 00:18:22 comparison mix it with your sweet potatoes just do it do it to mix that shit with your sweet potatoes. Mix it with your sweet potatoes. T-I-T. Just do it. Do it tomorrow. Mix that shit with some sweet potatoes. Eat a little dress of sweet potatoes together. I'ma try it.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Try it. Hold on, I'ma try it. I fuck with the ends of mac and cheese. That's that. I can't do the mac and cheese though. You don't fuck with mac and cheese? I'm lactose. I don't fuck with mac and cheese either though.
Starting point is 00:18:41 See, my guy. Damn, for real? Nah, yeah. You ain't lactose though You just don't Nah I just don't Nah it just ain't It just something about
Starting point is 00:18:48 Them noodles I don't have a thing Damn Man they can't eat No ice cream No nothing No I get the I get the lactate ice cream
Starting point is 00:18:56 The almond milk ice cream Nigga That weak ass shit That shit Hey lactate milk Is trash as hell What's trash That shit tastes like
Starting point is 00:19:03 Almond joy Man that tastes That shit tastes Insane to me. Man, that shit tastes insane to me. Because you got to get used to it, bro. No, I didn't have to. I transitioned right when I knew that the lactate would fucking be my transition. You didn't have no choice. Yeah. It don't taste bad.
Starting point is 00:19:16 That shit still make my stomach hurt for some reason. Do it. It might be a mental thing. I get lactate milk too. That shit still make my stomach hurt. I'm making that shit like it's Easy Mac or something. We just shaking it up. It's already... Where'd it go? Wow. The lactate milk too. That shit still make my stomach hurt. I'm making that shit like it's Easy Mac or something. We just shaking it up. It's already, where'd it go?
Starting point is 00:19:27 Wow. The lactate milk's just in a can. It ain't in a container. Oh, it's in a cart, my God. Yeah, a cart. No, they get them together. They got the look for sure. The presentation is there.
Starting point is 00:19:36 The shit is good, man. I mean, milk. When the fuck has milk ever just tasted good, though? Like, who the fuck just waking up, let me get a glass of milk. I'm thirsty. Nobody. Nigga, you said you did the whole motherfucker Bernie bag
Starting point is 00:19:48 when he did Keys of Comedy. I ain't say I drank the milk, though. Milk and cookies. But you couldn't, motherfucker. But you can't just drink milk without the cookie. Yeah, niggas is just drinking milk for GP. The cookie giving the whole situation some flavor. But if you just drinking milk just for GP, you out of pocket. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah, you sick. So, nigga, you drinking that lactate just for GP is out of pocket. Yeah. Yeah, you sick. So nigga, you drinking that lactate just for GP is out of pocket. I would never just drink the lactate though. I would drink the lactate with some cookies. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Respect. What's wrong with this guy? You see the feet, sir? I see the feet. That's what we do with. He's aggressive, man. Hey, man. Oh, man. Hey man Aw man So I gotta ask you
Starting point is 00:20:30 If there's any person Or any group of people You could go on tour with Say pick three comics Who would it be? Three comics I could go on tour with They alive or they dead? Shit it don't matter
Starting point is 00:20:42 Your choice I would go on tour With They alive or they dead? Shit, it don't matter. Your choice. I would go on tour with, I would go on tour with Kevin Hart and Bernie Mac. I would love to see what it would have been like. Hey, Bernie Mac's show is one of the best TV shows ever. Yeah. It was underrated.
Starting point is 00:21:00 It's one of the farthest TV shows, bro. The show is definitely underrated. They would have tried to cancel my nigga these days. Oh, he wouldn't have made it. He wouldn't have made it. I think he would have, though. It used to be wild. Hell shows, bro. Shows definitely underrated. They would have tried to cancel my nigga these days. Oh, he wouldn't have made it. He wouldn't have made it. I think he would have, though. It used to be wild. Hell nah, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:08 You know what? No. Because I was going to say, with Corey Holcomb making it, but Corey Holcomb is still different than what the shit that Bernie, Bernie Maggie used to be saying. The sissy's in the church, bro. It's crazy. He called his nephew a faggot.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Yeah, bro. If you say that word tonight, bro, you are bro. It's crazy. He called his nephew a f***. Yeah, bro. If you say that word today, bro, you are cooked. It's over with. You are cooked. Post this antenna calling in the morning. Lil Nas X is on your phone in the morning like, hey. That's a sick-ass caller ID.
Starting point is 00:21:40 That's a sick-ass backcourt. Saucy X. The real Slash Bros. The real Slash Bros. The real Slash Bros. Sick ass backcourt. Wow, wow. They wild, bro. Extend those wings.
Starting point is 00:21:56 That's crazy. That was nuts. I'm still kind of shitty he said that. That's insane. I know, nigga. You tapped into the sports world, though said that. That's insane. I know, nigga. You tapped into the sports world, though? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:08 He's from Chicago. Who your favorite sports team in Chicago? The Bears or the Bulls? The Bears. Oh, damn. That's a well-known fact that I'm a Bears fan, though.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I feel sorry for you. I was all over ESPN. Oh, I saw. I just wanted to see where you was leaning towards. Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that, by the way.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Yeah, I hate that for you. We're going to be okay. Free Justin Fields. So you lean more towards football or basketball? You more of a football head or basketball? I'm heavy in football. I like basketball. Basketball just not interesting to me until the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Gotcha. I feel like nigga got 82 games. That's a lot of motherfucking games, bro. Hell of games. That's a lot of motherfuck games, bro. Hell of games. That's a lot of games. Y'all season is long. Like, y'all used to play all year.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, hell of games, bro. Don't nobody pay attention to them shits till the end. Till the end. Till when they count, like, man, we need this game to get a playoff spot
Starting point is 00:22:56 or, like, that's when it matter. That's when that shit be intense. The in-season playoff shit been cracking, though. We all shitted on it. But them in-season
Starting point is 00:23:03 playoff games been cracking. I didn't know they was doing that. Yeah. At the end though, right? No. They doing it now. They doing it in between the season. They doing like little tournaments.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I heard about that. Everybody just in the center. A million dollars? 500K a million. Yeah. I believe it's 500K for everybody, but shit. Them games been crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:20 And I think that if they keep incentivizing that, it's going to keep being a big thing. Well, it's going to keep things interesting then well that goes to what we were just saying 82 games and shit that's a long ass season
Starting point is 00:23:31 that's a long season baseball there's no reason why they should play that many games in baseball that's 160 they could have a doubleheader
Starting point is 00:23:39 that shit's crazy play two on one and back to back though this game in we are running back one thing I will say though baseball is so it used to be so slow, but they just sped it up now. Pitch count. A pitch clock on there.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Because I threw out the first pitch at the Cubs game, man. And I was like, man, I don't think I'm going to be able to stay until the ninth. Ain't no end time. Yeah, you don't know. You don't know. And then, like, I'm looking out. My dad was like, yeah, they got the clock. And I'm looking. Oh, it is moving a little faster now. So
Starting point is 00:24:09 yeah, baseball. Baseball is cool. I would go football, basketball, and then baseball. And basketball, you know, I'm a Chicago guy, so I'm a Bulls fan. And, you know, we just... Shout out to the Bulls.
Starting point is 00:24:25 But are you a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan? The Cubs let me throw out the first field. Because most people be fucking with the White Sox. No, I'm a Cubs. But even before that, like, I'm a Chicago fan. If the White Sox are in it, I'm going to root for the White Sox. If the White Sox and the Cubs are in it, if they is, it's both of them, I'm going for the Cubs. I'm a to root for the White Sox. If the White Sox and the Cubs are in it, if they is, it's both of them,
Starting point is 00:24:45 I'm going for the Cubs. I'm a Cubs fan. And I think it's kind of like the Cubs and the Bears are kind of like, they're kind of tied into each other. Like the Bears used to play at Wrigley Field. So they got, there is connections. Maybe it's that. Shout out to Sammy Sosa. Which one?
Starting point is 00:25:02 Both. We can't shout out the White one. Shout out to the white one out he was cold too though the white Sammy the white Sammy never played he started transitioning early though so he chill
Starting point is 00:25:17 you say he transitioned to what y'all we can move on y'all not about to get me tied up nevermind what I was saying, what I was saying, Sammy, you wasn't playing baseball when you was a white guy. That's all I'm saying, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:32 I ain't fucking with it. Never mind. I'll fuck with you, though. Sammy was down there looking like, oh, boy, they're playing Michael Jackson, though. Oh, my God. Flex. Flex.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Oh, my God. They didn't even use makeup. They just used the lactate milk and put it on his face. Bro, the thing with Sammy is, he just popped up when nobody don't notice. He just popped up the next day like, bro. Yeah. Sammy got in there and got out of there. You don't even see him
Starting point is 00:25:54 no more. You don't see Sammy no more. Sammy back on the island, chilling. What's funny is he popped up when he was in the transition for us and he was still a little bit of unused hot cocoa mix and then next time we seen that nigga, he was all Caucasian what I'm saying, he was still a little bit of like unused hot cocoa mix and then next time we seen that nigga he was all Caucasian. And it was confirmed
Starting point is 00:26:07 that he did bleach his skin though, right? Yeah. But allegedly just in case we don't get sued. It's allegedly. Yeah. No, it's confirmed
Starting point is 00:26:14 but allegedly just in case we get sued. Okay. Cause he is... I hate that fucking word. It's confirmed? It's confirmed? Mic tapped in.
Starting point is 00:26:21 So there's nothing wrong with us saying that then? Oh, no. He bleached. Charlamagne who? I don't think it's a legend. He ain't that lighter, though. He ain't like Sammy.
Starting point is 00:26:35 We don't care about that. Nah, Sammy said. It's a big, noticeable change. I'm going to be Mark McGuire, God damn it. Somehow, somewhere. For real. But I mean, a lot of people do it.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Y'all know the girls now. They doing it they bleaching they booty hole shout out to Kanye Kanye started that nah he said it in a song
Starting point is 00:26:50 that's crazy no I'm God I'm because hey most of y'all Chicago niggas got some crazy trends
Starting point is 00:26:56 y'all had a lot of wild niggas out there he started that as well whoa whoa whoa maybe you said it hold on hold on hold on nigga. Whoa, hold on.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Hold on, hold on. Hold on. A-Lot Mojo says. Hold on. No, y'all said that. Listen. No, you said that. You said you ain't got a crack in.
Starting point is 00:27:14 What wild niggas from Chicago? The Chocolate Factory? The Pomp Hyper and R&B? That's different. Nah, but who is the who outside of course yay who is like the hardest
Starting point is 00:27:30 artist to come out of you know what I mean or one of your favorites so far as rappers like out of Chicago to you my favorite right now
Starting point is 00:27:38 and it's only because not it's not only because we work together but working together uh just gave me a a different level of respect for his artistry and who he is, but Lil Durk.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Oh, for sure. Yeah, Lil Durk. Durk comes up as far because when you seen the movement with Chief, he really got cracking. He was always around. And he played his position, but still did his work. And then he transitioned. He was able to transition into a mainstream artist.
Starting point is 00:28:07 You know what I'm saying? Like he, Durkin star, bro. Like, no, for sure. I ain't gonna like,
Starting point is 00:28:14 and I told him when we linked up, you know, I didn't even realize he had gotten that big. Like, you know, I knew he was big in Chicago. I had no idea, but he had did a show at the United Center in Chicago.
Starting point is 00:28:26 And I mean, he was the headline. And I was like, I'm like, bro, this is, I'm like, this is crazy. And then, you know, after that, Dirk really was what transitioned me into the toxic skits that I started doing. So that's how we ended up coming together. Cause I, the first video that I ever did at the ring camera was about dirt proposing to India. Cause I was at the,
Starting point is 00:28:49 I was at the show that night when he proposed. And that night I say, you know what? I'm going to play off of this. Cause I know it's going to be on a shade room. Five minutes later after he proposed, it was on the shade room. And then I went home the next day,
Starting point is 00:29:01 did a ring camera, bought this big fake ring. That was like $7 and left the price tag on there. And I'm at the ring camera like, man, you see Dirk just proposed to India. Like, you know, I'm trying to make it right with us. And after that, it just, you know, that took off. And then, you know, Dirk came earlier this year about April and DM me like out of nowhere. I didn't even know it was him.
Starting point is 00:29:23 And was like, hey, I need you for this video. And I just thought it was somebody else. Cause it was around the time they started giving everybody the blue checks. So I'm like, ah, you know, I'm like, I go back and look at this. This is some rapper, you know, this ain't even, he ain't probably got no money or nothing like that. This is how I'm like, and someone was like, go back and look at it. So I went back and look at it and it was like, it said like The Voice 2.0. And then I clicked.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I'm like. The Voice? He had like 17 million followers. I'm like, damn. This is dirt. Yeah. I wrote him back. I'm like, what do you need me to get there?
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm like, what you need? And he was like, man, what's your line? And gave my line. And we talked. He let me know what it was he wanted to do. They sent me the song. Then he ended up flying me out to L and and we did the video and I mean the video was the collab was legendary for Chicago but the video was dope and just watching him work like watching him get on you know get on set and you know I'm I mean knocking that shit out you know I'm saying
Starting point is 00:30:21 and you know I'm listening to the people that's filming and they like you know Dirk one of our favorite artists to work with because we don't got to tell him what to do he comes out you know i'm saying you know i'm listening to the people that's filming and they like yeah dirk one our favorite artist to work with because we don't got to tell him what to do he comes in you know and i just did not i just did not expect that i think a lot of times a lot of the drill rappers are the you just don't you just don't see it as okay business this is a real entertainer like this is this is real skill like no he he's really like he's really talented and like to piggyback on that like obviously what you've been a comedian but people don't understand like even people who just do skits and don't do comedy comedy excuse me that is a skill that is not easy to do you have to be calculated you have to know your algorithms you have to know when to post this how to post this who is going here how to capitalize
Starting point is 00:31:03 off that like that is a skill. Yeah, no. Just because you make it look easy don't mean I ain't working. I tell people all the time, like, I posted a video yesterday. It's probably just hit, it posted about yesterday, maybe about 2, 3 o'clock. Before I got here, it was at like 900,000 views. Talk your shit. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:23 And it was, it was very, like, the way I put it together was very your shit you know i'm saying and it was it was very like the way i put it together was very calculated you know it's little stuff that i put in there like and i'm gonna do this see the key to it is you won't always want to get people to comment people think it's always about the likes don't mean shit likes don't mean nothing comments and shares you need the comments and you need the shares. What the comments do, when they comment and the engagement is there and there's people in there talking, the algorithm reads that and says, okay, people like this because there's a lot of people talking about it. Let's push it out more. When people share it, they're sharing it to their audience, people that may not be following you. And now, you know, these people are seeing it. And now what they're going to do, they're going to click on it and now they're going to their audience, people that may not be following you. And now, you know, these people are seeing it.
Starting point is 00:32:06 And now what they going to do? They going to click on it and now they going to go comment. And that was driving the engagement. You know, it's driving engagement up. So, no, it is. It is a calculated thing. And there's nothing out here that's going to teach you how to do it. Nope.
Starting point is 00:32:22 You know what I'm saying? And I came in the social media area like, like I was kind of like maybe in that second or third tier maybe third, fourth tier of you know internet sensations that started to blow and you got to self teach yourself that stuff like
Starting point is 00:32:38 Instagram had when I was doing videos Instagram videos used to be 10 seconds long. 10 seconds long. You hadhmm. 10 seconds long. You had to tell a story in 10 seconds. Vine was six seconds. Yeah. R.I.P. to Vine. It was early. Vine was six seconds.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Vine was so far. Like, obviously, Vine. Vine is like what TikTok is now, but it's just longer. You could just make longer content, but six seconds is all you had. 10 seconds is what you had on Instagram. And it started to grow and grow and grow.
Starting point is 00:33:14 But to go through those transitions and see it, like you had to self-teach. It was nobody out here teaching you like about algorithms and teaching you about, you know, how to create content and what to be looking for. Like I never thought the comment I used to be cool with 1500 likes and comments. Yeah. You know, I'm saying people liking it. But people liking it is cool. You know, I'm saying you won't that you want it because it looks good. But it don't get you paid. But it ain't gonna get you.
Starting point is 00:33:44 When you pull up in the means and you have no sponsorship opportunities, you don't see a like in none of that paperwork. They go to comments, engagement. When any meetings I've sat in, they always say, well, your engagement, the engagement, the comments are crazy. It's just so many people talking in there. And I say stuff purposely, you know, to, like, for for example i did the promo video for the show out here and i said i had an airbnb in hallville shout out to the bill okay i hope that ain't true
Starting point is 00:34:14 but but here's the thing though you know it ain't true because why would i tell people where i'm gonna be standing and then to go back to calculator, right? I knew I had to, and I do this every city I go to. I got to, I have to relate to them somehow. Yeah, they know who I am. I could post a flyer
Starting point is 00:34:35 and say pull up, but my goal is to sell out as many shows as I can. Like, so if they see a five, listen, Naptown messed with me so hard, I hadn't even posted about the show until sunday and the first show was already almost sold out it was only like 20 tickets left to that first show yeah i posted a promo to get the second show going now i got the information
Starting point is 00:34:59 that i needed you know i'm saying you just find somebody hey tell me a little bit about the city like man where the hood at like where where's rough at and then they you know they tell you like that oh yeah you should you know this place that place you know or you know this side of town that side of town and what happens is as soon as i say man i got an airbnb in hallville what happened now they're in the comments oh you can't stay over there now they take look where you say you're staying at and now they tagging and they sharing. They're like, oh, he don't know about the video. You know what I'm saying? Now you're getting
Starting point is 00:35:30 all of that. Tapped in with the community. Tapped in with the community. Because now they like, even if they know it ain't real, they like, oh, he did his research. Yeah. They appreciate that. You give a fuck enough to know us. You care enough to know where we from, where we coming from to even come and see you. You care enough to know us. You care enough to know where we from, where we coming from to even come and see you.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Like, you care enough to know that. Bro, some cities, I done went to where they told me don't, you know. I went to Cleveland and went to the hood and stood on the corner and was like, y'all, this Airbnb I'm supposed to be right here and ain't right here. You know what I'm saying? And I got the street sound right behind me. Yeah, that's hard. A million views.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Six sold out shows. Damn, in Cleveland? 1,800. Dude, that's great marketing. I want to talk to you about these crazy ass toxic ass videos, bro. Are those like...
Starting point is 00:36:18 But it's just toxic stuff, man. I just feel like, I feel like, you know, it's crazy since I started doing the videos, how many, my following used to be like 80% women, 20% men. And now it's like 60% women, 50, you know, 60, 40. Now it's like, yeah, it's like 60, 40. Like my male following is just like definitely just like them jumped up. And it's crazy because
Starting point is 00:36:45 I never I never expected it and I think it that got a lot to do with the increased ticket sales because it ain't just women making a man come out to see me now now it's like shit the guys like I want to go see you too because he can talk this shit like. And that's fire because I see it they treat your shit like Justin Leboy shit. Yeah yeah it's toxic bro. Oh it's toxic bitch bro. It, it's toxic. It's toxic. But this whole generation below us is all toxic. That's all they know.
Starting point is 00:37:08 That's all they know. That's all they know. I know, but some of that shit is, you know, coming from the crib too, bro. Yeah, it happens at the house. A lot of niggas like Future, man. Wow, he's the GOAT. See?
Starting point is 00:37:20 A lot of people like Future. A lot of people don't like Russell. Russell ain't did nothing nobody. Ain't did nothing. Nothing. His teammates don't fuck with him. No lot of people don't like Russell. Russell ain't did nothing to nobody. Ain't did nothing. Nothing. His teammates don't fuck with him. No, I don't fuck with that. That's wrong.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Nope. What? Russell out of pocket. His teammates don't fuck with him. He said, y'all can't call me. I still don't work. Nah, bro. These niggas don't work with him. I don't want to talk to them.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Nah, bro. We're not going to take up for Russell Wilson. I'm not. I'm just saying, Russell ain't did nothing wrong as far as stepping in that woman's life and being a good stepfather. Shout out to him taking care of his family, being a good family man. I'm talking about outside of the career, bro. People don't fuck with him like that. I don't know what he do outside of the career.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Oh, okay. I'm telling you, he a piece of shit outside the career. I believe it. He ain't worth a quarter. What's her name? Marshawn Lynch did a podcast and he was saying like that Russ was like that.
Starting point is 00:38:10 I just don't, I don't, you know, He was calling him a prophet. Y'all just giving him the benefit of the doubt because he a gump. And it's understood. It's understood.
Starting point is 00:38:17 He got a come over, bro. I ain't mad at a nigga who got a come over, bro. Whatever. I ain't gonna call him a gump or nothing like that. Russ, I don't know what you be doing outside the house.
Starting point is 00:38:25 This man right here in the black Air Force Ones, if you see him, your ass better go the other way. Damn, Tristan, wait. I'm just saying. My nigga. Damn. Your ass better head that way, my boy. You see them white laces dangling? Boy, you see them white.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Hey, hey. What did he say? Broncos County. Let's ride. See, that's why he got me fucked up. Last year, when I was getting that ass whooped, and he was doing that press conference, Broncos County let's ride see that's why he got me fucked up last year when they was getting their ass whooped and he was doing
Starting point is 00:38:47 their press conference Broncos country nigga I would slap the shit out of you we were 0-6 he low-key been balling this year though yeah
Starting point is 00:38:53 because they did so bad last year that 500 looks great this year they've been decent for sure they over 500 now they are
Starting point is 00:38:59 they've been going crazy in the division but they division a little but still Russ they division man the Chiefs in that division.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Yeah, and who else outside of that? The Chargers. The Chargers not bad, bro. Oh, they're poop. They're competitive. They're about to fire their head coach. Yeah, but they competitive, though. Free Justin Herbert. Free him. Free him. Free that man. Free Justin Fields, too.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Man, that's my guy, y'all. He deserve better. Respect to y'all saying he deserve better. No, he, man, just, you know, I was at the game in Detroit and just, I mean, he just got all the tools, man. Physically gifted, talented. He's smart. You know what I'm saying? I just think that, you know.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Bad organization. Yeah. I can't say that. You know what I mean? No't mean to say it for you. You know what I mean? The beer is cool. We're going to respect the content. But what I will say is that, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:54 I think there's some things that could be done to help. Like, the dude could really be a star in the league, you know, under some good circumstances. Like, not that the circumstances are bad, but I feel like if the team was, you know, was playing to his strengths, kind of like what we've seen in Detroit Sunday. Like, they played to their strengths. They moved them around.
Starting point is 00:40:18 He made some throws. He made some runs. Just at the end of the game, I just felt like they took the ball out of his hands. And that ain't right. And the only way that I feel like you'll ever know if a guy is the guy, you have to put the ball in his hand again. And they took the ball out of his hand. And that's what was hard to watch.
Starting point is 00:40:38 But I talked to him before the game and he was locked in. Oh, yeah. He was locked in. He's really focused, calculated, man. You just you know, he just need he just need the right situation of. And I wonder what they'll do because obviously y'all gonna probably
Starting point is 00:40:56 get the number one pick because the Panthers are completely ass. Yeah. So then it's like, now you pass this year, you have a number one pick and you traded it away. You gotta get Caleb Williams. I don't think so. I feel like. Here's the thing about that is that.
Starting point is 00:41:11 You can't pass it for him. You can't. I feel like Justin is better right now, and he probably will be the first couple of years. But as a general manager, that buys you four more years. Let's say this. First of all, Caleb ain't just been crushing it this year. Oh, Caleb, he's won.
Starting point is 00:41:24 He's won. But Caleb been having a couple, to Mojo's point, he been having a lot of bad games. He's had a lot of bad games this year. And looking at him and Justin, right, here's the thing. This is what happens. You bring in a rookie quarterback. Now you setting the clock back on the entire rebuild.
Starting point is 00:41:44 There's no guarantee that any rookie quarterback is just going to come in and be Bryce Young. No, is it? CJ. CJ Stroud. There's no guarantee. There's no guarantee that CJ Stroud is going to be the same quarterback next year when teams start to adjust to figure out what it is that he does well. So if you're really rebuilding this team from
Starting point is 00:42:05 the ground up, which they did, they stripped the whole team down. They traded away a lot of players, Roquan Smith and Khalil Mack and all those guys. When you do that, and then you turn around and you draft another quarterback when the team has other major needs,
Starting point is 00:42:21 you're not building the team. I agree. Because now you're just getting a rookie quarterback. You're not building the team. I agree. Because now you're just getting a rookie quarterback. You're redoing the infrastructure again. You're getting a rookie quarterback and you're going to throw him into the same situation that Justin Fields is in. So how is the team?
Starting point is 00:42:35 You're not building. It's going to be the same thing. So then in three years, they're going to be like, Caleb Williams is not it. He got to go. When you know you got a guy, anybody, listen, I was sitting in the stands and I'm listening to the Detroit Lions fans saying, man, this guy's good.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Listen. When you know, listen, I got other friends in the NFL that play on other teams. My homeboy played for the Philadelphia Eagles. And when they played him last year, I asked him. I asked him three years ago when Mitch Trubisky was our quarterback and I asked him, I say, hey, is Mitch the guy? And he was like, no.
Starting point is 00:43:10 They was like, we knew all week how we could stop him. When they played Justin Fields, I asked him, I said, man, we got a quarterback now? He said, bro, y'all got a good-ass quarterback. This is a highly regarded defensive player in the NFL that I'm seeing this. So, my thing is, what I would do with those picks, for sure this is a highly regarded defensive player in the NFL that I'm saying that's saying this so
Starting point is 00:43:25 my thing is what I would do with those picks the offensive line needs to get shored up for sure we need some defensive line help
Starting point is 00:43:34 a wide receiver would help and a wide receiver so I say get Marvin Harrison Jr. with the one pick with that one pick now
Starting point is 00:43:42 I feel you on that but that is a very tough call to get a wide receiver at one. To take a wide receiver that high. To take a wide receiver that high, but... He worth it. Think about what he's coming... He's elite.
Starting point is 00:43:52 And think about what he would be coming to Chicago to. We already got DJ Moore over there. He's a dog. Cole Komet is trending into being one of the top tight ends in the league. And then we put him on the other side. And then Darnell Mooney in the slot. Nah, bro, they can run it up. Oh, Marver Harrison Jr. is my number one.
Starting point is 00:44:09 You got to build. You got to build. And you'll get a couple steals, too. You have to build. You got to build it. But do you trade one down, then? Because you probably have to trade one down to get assets. The first pick, I would trade that down to get an additional pick,
Starting point is 00:44:24 additional first-round pick for the get an additional pick, additional first round pick for the next year and then the first round and the second rounder this year. And then they could still get Marvin Harrison Jr., get an offensive lineman, and you'll have two picks in the second round. Like, bro, they literally could, this team literally could be,
Starting point is 00:44:40 I mean, here's the thing. The Bears, they like three and eight right now, but they've been in every game but one. Yeah. They've had an opportunity to win every game. They can easily be 500. You don't need to work for the Bears. You tapped in.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah. You don't need to. Yeah, no. I'm just saying. Because you tapped in. Yeah. Just being alerted over and like. No, but just me looking like at the, you know,
Starting point is 00:45:01 just looking at the situation, I just wouldn't reset that clock back and get another quarterback. We haven't been known to develop quarterbacks anyway. Now, I ask you this. Say, quote unquote, you trade Justin Fields and you get two picks. What if you could possibly get Caleb and Marvin Harrison
Starting point is 00:45:18 in the same draft? Well, we're not going to get two picks for Justin Fields. Two first-round picks? DJ playing mad. Yeah. I think you could probably get a first and a third. No. Two first round picks? No. DJ playing mad. Yeah. Nah. I think you could probably get a first round start. No.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Well, I'm going to tell you right now, for Justin Fields right now, what a team would be willing to give us is, you got to think about it, he didn't miss 10 games over the last two seasons.
Starting point is 00:45:38 So, you know, it's some injury concerns because he's running and stuff like that. But we could probably get like, maybe, maybe like a low second, third round pick. I agree with you from a reasonable standpoint,
Starting point is 00:45:52 but do not underestimate how dumb ass DRMs are in the NFL because we've seen some backup, like some sad ass quarterbacks go for crazy. Name one. Shit, look at the Carson Wentz trade. You got to think though, the Carson Wentz trade. You got to think, though. When Carson Wentz got traded, he was in the MVP conversations like the year before that.
Starting point is 00:46:11 But he was ass. No, he wasn't. When they traded him, they didn't think about who they traded to. No, they struck when it was hot. They struck when it was hot. They struck when it was hot, too, but I'm saying Nick Foles when that Super Bowl. Yeah, but he was balling before he got hurt.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Carson Wentz the reason why they didn't get there. He got them to the playoffs. McCown went there and I saw that shit. That team was good. That defense was legendary. They was just fine
Starting point is 00:46:33 with fucking Nick Foles. But I ain't arguing. I'm just saying, it's dumbass GMs that would definitely overpass Carson Wentz. I feel like Carson Wentz was a different situation,
Starting point is 00:46:41 though. They did that. There was a lot of picks. You got to think about it. The Jets, they traded away a first-rounder for Aaron Rodgers. That makes sense. I don't care if Aaron Rodgers was 52. You got to do it for the money, regardless.
Starting point is 00:46:55 You make that. He's selling that out. If you feel like the rest of the team is shored up, your defense is good, you got all the pieces on offense, and you just missing a guy that can really sling it. Then, yeah, you trade around the first-round pick. But, yeah, my bad. But it ain't worse than extend double.
Starting point is 00:47:13 But if you looking at it in Justin Fields' situation, like a team trading for him, it's not going to be a team. It's not going to be a team that's going to trade for him. There's like one that's just a quarterback away. That's the fucked up part because he will be that missing piece
Starting point is 00:47:31 that could take a team over the hump. Yeah, he can help a lot of teams right now. He would. Geno Smith is doing good in Seattle, but he'll take Seattle to a whole nother level. You put if you put him on another team that's competent
Starting point is 00:47:44 and getting what he needs around him Justin Fields could be a top five quarterback in the NFL yeah and he'll take the Cowboys to the Super Bowl I will welcome that
Starting point is 00:47:51 because I hate Dakota nah Cowboys ain't going to the Super Bowl not in our lifetime nah Jerry Jones ain't doing it right not in our lifetime I would've heard that
Starting point is 00:47:59 49er shit from you today nah I would've heard that shit from you you know what I'm saying yeah reluctantly man they done figured that boy out though yeah they did I knew it was a matter of time but that's the same thing I'm saying yeah reluctantly man they done figured that boy out though yeah they did
Starting point is 00:48:05 I knew it was a matter of time but that's what I that's the same thing I was saying about CJ yeah you see Brock Purdy was on a run
Starting point is 00:48:13 yeah they got him but they done figured it out now so that's what CJ will be looking at next year like nah if they don't get him weapons they out of pocket cause the crazy thing is
Starting point is 00:48:22 Brock Purdy had the best offensive fucking skill players you could have. You got Debo and CMC, bro. And he's a seven-round draft pick. So at some point. Oh, yeah. He was going.
Starting point is 00:48:33 When it became his job. Yeah, it was going to be ugly. Trey and Trey Lance, they shouldn't have been there. Oh, like you said, NFL people talk about how high they are. Justin Fields. NFL people talk very lowly of Trey Lance. I feel like, here's the thing. We just didn't get a chance to see Trey Lance.
Starting point is 00:48:48 We did not. But the little bit that we did see, it was like, Justin Fields, there was some flashes there. Like, he had the potential. I mean, he going to get a chance in Dallas, though. Can't wait. No. I don't think he ever going to get a chance.
Starting point is 00:49:02 They love Dakota, bro. Oh, after this year, bro. We're going to be good. And we're gonna we're gonna be good and we're gonna go to the playoffs and lose in the second round to a team
Starting point is 00:49:07 cause that's what we do and then you think y'all gonna go to the second round yeah we'll win the first round
Starting point is 00:49:11 NFC is not as crazy as people think cause that NFC South is trash you motherfucking fans be delusional
Starting point is 00:49:18 it's just levels of delusion we can beat the fucking Panthers the Super Bowl I'm going every team in that division the Panthers the Buccaneers the Saints we can beat the fucking Panthers The Super Bowl I'm going every team in that division The Panthers, the Buccaneers, the Saints
Starting point is 00:49:27 We can beat everyone That nigga had a premeditated That's what we do We want to play our game, we lose That's how it go I'm not going to lie to you I'll take it out What you got going next, man?
Starting point is 00:49:43 What you promo for the people, man? Well, I might as well go ahead and say this. The We Them Ones Comedy Tour, y'all. It's coming to Indianapolis February the 7th, I believe. And we're going to be over there with them Indiana Pacers players. Gaines Bridge. Yes. So, it's going down in there, y'all.
Starting point is 00:49:59 It'll be me, Mike Epps. Y'all own Mike Epps. The legendary Mike Epps. DC Young, Flachico Bing, Mike Epps. Y'all own Mike Epps. The legendary Mike Epps. DCM, Flachico Bing, and Carlos Miller. Shouts out to 85 South, the homies. D-Ray Davis, LeDouval. So, get y'all tickets for that. This is my first, like,
Starting point is 00:50:16 big theater arena comedy tour that I'm on, and it's a, you know, it's a big package. And just to be recognized as uh one of them ones at this point in my career is is is definitely dope so that um I just shot my first season of Wild N Out I got five more seasons to do with them congratulations with the striking stuff going on we don't know when that we don't know right now when that's coming though
Starting point is 00:50:42 so yeah it's done and ready I'm ready for them to drop it, but we got that going on. I got a couple movies for them to come out. And yeah, like, it's a lot. You a part of some of them Wild Style battles? Oh, boy. Let me tell you something, man. I can't rap, right? I'm going to tell you all this.
Starting point is 00:51:00 So the Wild N' Out thing was, like, the most stressful job I ever had in my life. For real? Yeah. Because of what we had to do i can't go into details about what like how you know how the show run away all right but i'll tell y'all this i had got sick i got a real bad sinus infection but like i they thought i was gonna die i was so sick out there and uh i've they had gave me some medicine i started feeling better i'm in the. One of the producers was like, hey, now this is, in my mind, I've been killing, like all the funny games,
Starting point is 00:51:29 I've been killing. Like the crowd, I've been killing. And they say, they come to me, they was like, hey, you. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:51:34 what's up? Get on the elevator. You need to start rapping. I'm like, y'all ain't bringing me here for that. They like, man, we need you to start rapping.
Starting point is 00:51:43 I went upstairs. I ate an edible. And I started writing, y'all ain't bringing me here for that. They like, man, we need you to start rapping. I went upstairs. I ate an edible. And I started writing, y'all. Just writing funny little raps. And then I called my security and I called my assistant. And I started running these raps down. And he was like, man, you going to say that? I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:00 I'm like, all right, let me know how it goes. Next day, I went on there, y'all. Man, I'm 10. Hit me and hollered. Y'allall will see i was going at all they asked can't wait yeah and nick and nick text me um nick text me at the end of the season he was like i could tell when you first got there you were still like getting your feet wet he said but that second week he was like you you was on some superstar that's hard it's gonna be dope some superstar shit it's gonna be dope it's gonna be dope and honestly man
Starting point is 00:52:27 shout out to Wild N' Out Wild N' Out been on TV a long time shout out to Nick Cannon shout out to Nick Cannon Nick Cannon does not get the respect that
Starting point is 00:52:37 he deserves for how many people our color that he has put in position to become you you know, megastars. You know what I'm saying? He done sent off a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:52:52 And not just black whites too. He done sent off a lot of people from that show. And like you said, it's genuine. And he giving people a platform. And on top of giving a platform, he giving opportunity. And on top of opportunity, he's giving you a satellite top of opportunity he's giving you a satellite that shit is commendable because he's doing shit within our culture he ain't not going to get these random
Starting point is 00:53:10 ass he's tapping into the people that's a part of our culture listen to me Nick Cannon reached out to me himself that's fire and all the message said was are you ready King I said yeah what you need to go and after that he just let me know like
Starting point is 00:53:27 you know what the process is gonna be like he's like but yeah we'd love to have you in it and i mean even we was doing a workshop they had you go through these workshops and they cut people in the workshops and you know you know we're in there and you know you put me to the side like are you good you know i'm saying just be you we already know you funny you know i'm'm saying? Just be you. We already know you funny. You know what I'm saying? Just be funny. That's smart. Be funny within the games. And I wasn't understanding that at first. Like, I was so focused on making sure that I was playing the games right.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Then I had to go back and watch. Man, DC Young Fly don't be doing nothing that the games is supposed to be doing. It just be, you know what I'm saying? So, but he's funny within the games. And once I figured that out, that's when it was like, okay, just go have fun. And then it's crazy. You ever been doing something and at first it's kind of like got you stressed out. But then like right when you got to the end, you're like, damn, I just started having fun.
Starting point is 00:54:14 That's how it had got for me out there. So, yeah, no, but shout out to Nick, though. Nick has really like, you know, I can't thank him. I only did one season. I can't thank him enough just for the love and, you know, and just humbleness and just everything.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Like, and just him, himself. And I'm going to tell you, I used to always be like, man, I don't want to do Wild N Out. And I think it's because
Starting point is 00:54:34 I was afraid that I would fail. But I used to use that as a, you know, I don't want to do that. You know, that ain't my,
Starting point is 00:54:41 you know, I used to try to play it, but it was because I was afraid that I would fail. And I said, man, only way I'm ever doing that. Nick,
Starting point is 00:54:50 I have to come hit me himself. And then Nick hit me. And then it was like, I can't, now I gotta go. Cause that's all I've been saying. Now I gotta go. Nick,
Starting point is 00:55:00 if somebody told you, I said that, let me know. Because it came from out of nowhere. It was like Nick and Dirk hit me, like, in the same week. It's supposed to happen, bro. That's it, bro. Amen. But look, we proud of you, Mojo. We appreciate you, man.
Starting point is 00:55:13 We celebrating you, man. Keep going. We saluting you right here. Share, subscribe, all that good shit. Club 520 Podcast. Appreciate y'all.

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