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I'm neither.
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How you feeling?
I'm good, man.
How y'all doing?
We good?
Hey, man, you been popping in the Twitter streets, man.
Your name is out here.
I don't know what they got going on, man.
You were Adam 22, man. Y'all going crazy. Ah,'t know what they got going on, man. You and Adam 22, man.
Y'all going crazy.
Ah, don't compare me with him.
Crazy duo.
Pete tried if you want.
Crazy backcourt.
Hey.
That's a sick-ass All-Star team.
You and Adam 22.
Man, Pete tried if you want.
We got to put up the LeBron and Kyrie gift
for the 41 to finals.
He's nuts for that.
We're going to talk about
his sick ass in a minute,
but we had it crazy.
We appreciate y'all,
the support's been out of here.
We fucked your child a long way.
But it's so funny
seeing like everybody
react to stuff now
because it's just like,
hey, we really just be up here chilling.
And for you to be trending like that
was so funny. It was funny as hell. And it's funny because I know y'all, we really just be up here chilling. And for you to be trending like that was so funny.
It was funny as hell.
And it's funny because I know y'all don't really fuck with Twitter like that.
So I'm the only person seeing it like, hey, this shit is crazy.
It didn't make any sense.
Nah, I ain't never really been on Twitter.
So when y'all was sending it to me, it was funny though.
You was catching it?
I was fucking dying laughing.
Like funny as hell on there.
Hey, y'all wild as hell in there.
But we appreciate the love, man.
For sure, for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
By the feet.
What's going on today?
All these for my boy Mike, man.
Our dad's shoes, man.
Shit, I don't know.
They just comfortable.
Back story.
I can't remember.
Mike, shout out to Mike to go going crazy.
He got stunted on today.
The by the door shoes.
They weren't by the door.
They were freshly just from Mike's, you know what I'm saying, rehabilitation to know that it on today. The by the door shoes, they weren't by the door. They were freshly just from Mike's,
you know,
rehabilitation
to know that it's possible.
What's wrong?
He gets to destroy
every episode.
They appreciate it now.
Hey,
this table will not be empty
the next time y'all see it.
We ain't even gonna talk about it
just so y'all know.
Hey,
the numbers add up for a reason.
Today's first topic.
I don't know if I want to take my girl to an Usher concert
because everybody who goes to that concert and Usher give them a solo,
shit just ain't the same afterwards.
We really ain't got nothing to worry about.
Our girls ain't getting no solo.
They ain't getting a solo?
Nah, we straight.
We don't got nothing to worry about.
Yeah.
They ain't got the boo check.
But, I mean, what did he really do? i didn't really see it what did he do uh usher's i don't care what usher did i just feel like whatever happens is usher's fault because usher be on
bullshit bro but it's usher bro he get a pass bro no he doesn't he does bro he's been through a lot
bro what is what does that have to do with me he had a lot of he had a lot of smut on his name now
he getting back into real R&B.
That's our last R&B nigga, bro. It's
over, bro. Hey, I don't give a fuck what you
went through. You not about to sit here and fuck up my
household. I'm just telling y'all, like, I don't, I'm
asking, did he do some graphic or was it
just some cool, like, R&B
music video shit?
Oh, okay.
Nah, dude was wild on that.
Kinky Palmer, baby daddy. Yeah, he was tripping. Definition kinky palmer baby daddy yeah he was tripping
definition that's what i saw yeah he was tripping i thought usher had a bed out in that
motherfucking god damn it performing with a bed is insane yeah i thought it was cp to blake griffin
type shit like nah he went iso with that bitch
he went t-mac that bitch. The white motherfuckers was acting. He went T-Mac ice up.
You better stop.
The Florida niggas gonna be like,
what dude wrote me that?
He was like, you better leave Uncle Long.
We on that.
I started laughing.
Yeah, you can't put the Florida number on.
Yeah, he said,
what was that ending on that part?
Y'all was about to say you blanked out.
Watch your episode, nigga.
Y'all say he's funny. Nah, out watch out so nigga that's why he's funny nah but man
Usher I don't know like
her dude was basically
like you a mom
that's crazy oh that's so
funny your girl out having a good time
you're a mom you a hate
ass nigga what's her outfit
inappropriate bro it's Kiki Palmer respectfully
Kiki's a nice looking young lady but she is not
out there dressed like Cardi B bro
no
she just had on a
a fucking fashion over dress bro
that was him being
hella insecure
but the funny part about it was
Usher has to take blame
in this bro
cause he keep doing this shit
then he commented underneath
what he said
he's classic for that
I ain't get all that
yeah
Usher commented underneath
the post and shit
hey we gotta talk about Usher for real.
Chris Brown, it's been a block.
He ain't learned a lesson yet.
Because he's still out here wilding.
We're not going to start that on our show.
Oh, Chris.
Donald Trump fake move.
In the block.
Whoop Usher's ass again.
If it didn't happen, be the first one.
Because he's out of pocket, bro.
First he out here roller skating on people.
Hey, I don't like that.
What do you expect
from an R&B nigga?
For real, y'all.
What do y'all expect?
They say this show amazing, though.
Everybody say like,
yeah.
DJ Hayden.
They put on a good show, so.
Shit, I hope I'm going to send.
You want her to get on the stage
and do the Krip-Wop?
I'm going to send P out there, man.
Huh?
I'm going to send P out there
to go to the show.
Fuck it.
Yeah, why not? That's a good experience, bro I said y'all let us sing me off a happy birthday. I did not say that
Oh my mama. I said I said Kiki Wyatt
I said Kiki Wyatt. I thought you said babyface. Nah, you said babyface. That's nasty. I need a baker whoop your ass
What's that babyface on this podcast? Yeah, why she on that with him? Because why the hell is Babyface opening up for you?
Yeah, yeah.
That was the problem.
Like, Babyface?
Never mind.
He's way bigger star than you.
The Baker.
They come get on me.
If Anita Baker got a Twitter hob, that's nasty.
Oh, she got one?
Yeah, she did.
Y'all work at Marquette Manor.
Motherfucker reposted that bitch.
But I'm like, Usher, I mean, Babyface opening up for you?
Why you get my...
Then you feel bad for the nigga. She like, yeah, y'all. Youher, I mean, Babyface opening up for you. Why you get my, then you feel bad for the nigga.
Cause he like, yeah, y'all, you know, I removed.
Nah, he wasn't, he wasn't feeling bad.
That was some bullshit.
That was passive aggressiveness.
Nah, bro, he was shit.
Where's Babyface from?
Indianapolis.
That was a nap nigga response.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
That was a PR LA Hollywood.
Cause we would've said, I'm way better than her.
She old.
Like, I don't even know why she doing this.
She's trash.
You could have said, bitch, I'm a bigger star than you anyway.
I wrote your songs.
Yeah, I would have been on that type of time.
Because then, motherfucker's like, it's cool.
Babyface Ray going to be there.
The real babyface.
That's stupid.
Hey, man. It's just crazy, though. the real baby face that's stupid hey man
that's just crazy though
alright well you just
like in real time
watch niggas fumble the bag
like every time
they always bring up
that picture of Beyonce's prom
it's like damn
that nigga took Beyonce to prom
you talk about
fucking missing the layup
that is tough
that is
that is crazy
you knew she wasn't
gonna mess with him
after that
yeah
he probably be thinking about it.
Not even now, but I'm just saying, he'd probably be like, damn.
When she first got big, he like, fuck, I let one get away.
He saw that soldier video and lost his mind.
Because your nigga's going to be on that with you.
That's a fact.
Oh, for sure.
You know what I mean?
Even with this Kiki Farmer shit, the funny thing about it is,
that nigga posting that, hey, it's been spooky in that.
Because that was a Hail Mary.
That nigga hit her with the public
you're a mom. That's crazy.
But I feel like you just giving niggas more ammo
to hop on your lady. Nah, for sure.
When you do that.
You're throwing a lot.
Yeah, he probably just a square.
And we love to see it. Niggas
from the back every day, but we love to see niggas show their
head crazy. Kiki was in a bad spot too. I'm glad to see her. Niggas fall in the bag every day, but we love to see niggas show their head crazy.
Kiki was in a bad spot, too.
I'm glad to see her get her fair duke.
Was she?
Yeah, bro.
She was definitely looking bad out here.
Lost a bunch of weight and shit.
Yeah, while she was going through her pregnancy, yeah.
But now she's back, you know what I'm saying?
She's at her peak.
I ain't never really been a fan.
She's cool.
She's cool, but... I mean, I ain't never really paid attention to her. I seen her on Kee La and the B.
Last time I really...
I mean, she was fucking 12.
That's the last time I really seen her.
I don't know what she's been on since.
I remember on...
Okay, now, name me 5K.
You probably movies.
I'm just saying.
He talking about that's the last time he seen her.
I've seen her on social media, bro.
I wasn't trying to shit on her.
We wouldn't have seen that. That's not our demographic.
I've seen her on that one show,
Jimmy Fallon.
She did the singing
shit.
She killed that, though.
But I ain't never looked at her like...
He said killing the beat-up. That's crazy.
That's the last movie I can remember, though.
She was in something after that?
Couple things, probably.
Oh, she was in that new shit with
a nigga from... Oh, she was in Nope, right?
What's it called? Nope.
Damn, I seen that trash-ass movie.
Nope is terrible.
What's his name?
Nigga from Key & Peele?
Jordan Peele. Yeah, I ain't never seen that. I ain't get support. What's his name? Nigga from Key & Peele? Jordan Peele.
Yeah, I ain't never seen that.
I ain't get to see that movie,
but I seen it.
Okay.
It'll be on Tubi at some point.
That's crazy.
Hey, shout out to Tubi.
Cinnamon is fire.
It's one of the hardest movies
I've seen in the last.
What's it called?
Cinnamon.
It's crazy.
It's the name of a movie.
I wasn't talking about
a fucking nigga.
He's out of pocket, bro.
Oh, yeah. We got Kiki Palmer.
She on Proud Family, ain't she?
Yeah, that's one of my first.
All right.
See, I'm saying, but I don't know.
I don't watch them shows, really.
Proud Family.
So we got Kiki Palmer.
I mean, I don't know your history.'t watch them shows, really. Proud family. So we got Kiki Palma-Horoka. Respect Kiki.
Oh, my fault, Kiki.
I mean, I don't know your history like that.
What'd you say?
Her lineage?
Hey, the fans in the comments were just like,
take a sip every time Brandon says lineage.
Hey, shout out to the YouTube comments.
Hey, appreciate y'all who's new here to this shit.
Y'all been showing y'all ass.
The comments have been fucking amazing.
We need all that shit.
Tag us in there.
I see that one time.
It's a staple of 520.
Shout out to the lineage.
It's not respect when we say that.
I usually keep lineage for the hoes,
but it's universal now.
For sure.
Equal opportunity.
Yeah, for sure.
Equal rights.
My fault, Kiki.
Hey, what the fuck is wrong with Britney Spears?
Why is Britney Spears on the internet?
Where would the fuck she be wearing?
And now why is she into it with another one pick, bro?
That was crazy.
And that's what, she's not into it with him.
Why is he getting a fall for his security guard smacking her, bro?
That's not his fault.
He was walking. It's clickbait. You know that. Yeah, but I'm just saying fall for his security guard smacking her, bro? That's not his fault. He was walking.
It's clickbait. You know that.
Yeah, but I'm just saying, bro, I'd be shitty like, bro,
that's your bill. That ain't mine, bro.
So wait, Victor ain't got to pay that bill for no, bro. Nah, he ain't
gonna get sued. That's their job.
Absolutely. She touched him.
I don't give a fuck about you being Britney Spears.
I know he probably would have been hyped, though.
But damn, ain't it a coincidence you got hit?
Hit me, baby, one more time.
Hey, yo.
That's crazy.
That's her song.
That's her song, bro.
He got bow-legged and everything over there. Relax, my boy.
Don't ever say that shit like that.
He's out of pocket.
And Mike laughing behind his leg.
Mike, get back for them too
yeah
he about to end
the show this episode
yeah
alright
it's beef
alright
yeah but Brittany
probably was still
on that baby powder
yeah she was
oh man
I ain't gonna put her on that
yeah bro
she's a junkie bro
candy store junkie bro
Zenit
oh nah
she's in the
trying to cry for sympathy now.
No, bro.
No.
I'm against all them, bro.
Why was she in Vegas, though?
I'm trying to
She didn't get
the micro room party?
In there, Medlin.
She probably got a
show at a
Circus Circus or something.
Circus City?
Circus Circus.
The hotel.
I know.
R.P. Circus City.
This is her, man. Hey, I was laughing when that video finally came City. This is her, man.
Hey, I was laughing when that video finally came out.
He's like, pew.
Get your ass away from me.
She's like, her neck snapped back.
I was rolling.
Hey, look.
She saw us.
Maybe they protecting that nigga too much because his outing yesterday wasn't that.
Oh, that's the summer league, though.
That wasn't summer league.
It's terrible.
It's for people who play. That's not going to play though. That wasn't the summer league. It's terrible. It's for people who play.
That's not going to play good during the season for the most part.
Yeah, the thing about –
Because you don't get the ball that much.
Yeah.
Like, all the young dudes that got the ball,
unless you're the number one pick or the number two pick,
obviously you're going to get the ball.
But, like, dudes who second round 30th pick or trying to make the team,
you don't get the ball that much
i think he gonna come back killing though oh he's gonna be cold he's gonna be elite
that's like you said like the whole entire thing for summer league is like for people who are going
to be playing for overseas or two-way contracts like i think it's still crazy they be having
three or four year players that play in summer league like hey bro you should not be doing three
summer leagues if my third summer league you ain't hey, bro, you should not be doing three summer leagues.
If by third summer league you ain't figured it out,
you just need to go to training camp, bro.
Depending on where I am at in the league, though.
They're trying to sharpen their skills, too.
And you still get to showcase your stuff to other teams.
It's all every team in the league be there.
I agree.
I mean, especially with the way they covered it now.
Like, that shit was going.
Like, they covered that in PGM on the NBA app, which is crazy. But I guess for me, like we talked about with edmund um if you go in there kill as an older year player do you still get
the same love from it no you're supposed to kill and see if you don't kill you look crazy yeah so
like jabari what's his name um play for the rocket i don't know why i bought the college
nigga jabari parker but jabari parker's coming back too um jabari smith yeah if he don't know why I'm about to call this nigga Jabari Parker, but Jabari Parker's coming back, too. Jabari Smith. Yeah, if he don't kill like he did, he look crazy.
And, like, if he struggled out there, they're like,
damn, you start for the Rockets, and you got her struggling against rookies.
Even more reason for him to get rid of you.
Yeah.
They was on his ass the first half because he didn't really do shit the first half.
He ended up in the game with 30.
But they was like, damn, where's he at?
I'm just like, damn, bro, he in Vegas.
He was probably fucked up last night.
Probably.
Probably did a camp. That just like, damn, bro. He in Vegas. He was probably fucked up last night. Probably. Probably did a camp.
That's a big gamble, though.
That's why people don't do it usually after their second year.
If you a starter, if you play.
I don't even know why he is playing, though.
Yeah, bro.
As a sophomore in the league, I still don't care.
He's a starter.
You're a starter, bro.
That's like King and Murray.
King and Murray was out there fucking niggas up.
Yeah, but it looked too crazy.
That's why they had it.
Like, I don't want to shut it down, bro.
You shouldn't be out here, bro. 40 and stuff.
Like, he just wanted to get some extra
reps. And it was in Sacramento
too, so he's like, fuck it. I'm at home.
I get some. I get some.
That shit's crazy, because like they said, after one game
with this dude, I'm like, he gonna be alright, y'all.
Like, nah, he gonna be straight.
I'm learning how to play. And everybody was like,
how the fuck you don't know how to play? Niggas, game in NBA yes bro there's a learning curve you know most rookies take like
the whole year of not playing because they don't know how to play yet like you said for you outside
you even sit behind a vet it probably took you probably what a year and a half to really get
the feel of like playing in the NBA yeah it's a different pace um and then you all it's already
people out there with their own agenda.
Like, niggas trying to kill, too.
They ain't trying to come to watch Wimby.
Like, shit, all right, everybody here to watch him,
but shit, I'm about to steal his shine.
So you got that part of it.
So I don't even, I don't buy into none of that shit.
Yeah, for basketball signals like me,
like I watch that shit because another basketball,
like NBA-wise, obviously WA is going, but like hooping-wise, you get that in the open run shit. I look forward to that shit because another basketball, like, NBA-wise, obviously, W.A. is going,
but, like,
hooping-wise,
you get that in the open run shit.
I look forward to that
just because you get to see
rookies early.
But you see what niggas
is on, of course.
Your boy,
Miles Turner,
had to fit on.
That's y'all boy.
That's y'all starting center.
Out there dressed like
motherfucking
RuPaul.
So.
Hey, I was so pissed when I see that outfit.
I'm like, mom, no, we was doing better.
He was dressed like RuPaul.
That motherfucker had a scarf around his neck.
He was dressed like Antigua.
I was nothing on his outfit.
It's cool, killer.
It's cool.
My nigga Halliburton held it down.
I'm happy you ain't have no slander for him.
You've been real respectful of him.
I appreciate that.
I liked him from the gate, bro. I don't be having nothing to do with these niggas' talent. You know, I fuck with you. You have no slander for him. You've been real respectful of him. I appreciate that. I liked him from the gate, bro.
I don't be having nothing to do with these niggas' talent.
You know, I fuck with you.
If you can hoop, you can hoop.
I like that he had a party with the 260 in the back.
That was fire.
That's hard.
That's some shit I would have did.
He did that for Wally.
Yeah.
Fuck Wally.
He did that for Wally.
I would have did that shit, too.
Nah, that's hard.
That's like on the game, my Malik when he had what was it?
40 mil or 60 mil?
That shit was fire.
He had a whole part
of his shit on his chest.
I couldn't imagine
being that flagging
but if I'm signing
a max deal like that
that's generational different.
Hell yeah.
Y'all gonna know about this shit.
Y'all gonna talk about it anyway.
I might as well
get my shit off.
Oh god, they are.
They used to pay this summer.
260 is crazy.
Hey, shout out to LaMelo.
Shout out to everybody
who got that
Supermax extension
That's fire
It's your first real payday
In the NBA
I couldn't imagine
Nah congratulations
That nigga Anthony Edwards
Said I don't got nothing
For you hoes
Yes
Once again
I guarantee
They will keep that
Instead of a championship
Yes
On my life
Absolutely
He don't give a fuck
He living bro
Nah I'm just saying
I've read,
there was one post
somebody told me,
real winners want to win.
They love the game.
What they say on
Pay the Fool?
Yeah, I love the game.
But is the fans still
going to be with me?
Get the fuck out of here.
I want that shit.
Get the bread, man.
You know what's funny
about that too?
We had so many comments to go through.
It was one dude. It was a white dude.
This one fucked me up. He was like, why so many M-bombs?
Nigga, you don't get to determine
how many M-bombs we get to say.
This ain't a conversation for you. Watch your
fucking mouth. I was
crying. I was like, how white people
gonna regulate how many times we say nigga in our
shit? That was
the wildest shit ever.
We apologize. We ain't how many times we say nigga in our shit. That was the wildest shit ever. You know what I mean?
We apologize.
It is.
We ain't,
no, fuck that.
We ain't apologize to the white people
for saying that.
No, we are.
We are.
Are you apologizing to white people?
We are.
Mike is like, wrap it up.
That's why I keep going
because it's funny.
We're sorry.
We ain't gonna never get
to the Michael Rubin party
acting like this.
I don't know.
I was trying to go to the party, man.
I'm over my wife.
He's fucking up.
What they call it? The Illuminati party. I'm trying to go to the party, man. I wore my white. They call it the Illuminati party.
I'm going sober, though.
Lil Baby and him out of pocket. Him and me
on the plane sharing that blanket together.
I was shitty.
Hey, that picture of Koolz and Lil Baby
and that hug was crazy.
Lil Baby showed the motherfucker who was
taking the pictures too. I'm like,
he did all that on purpose, bro pictures are crazy i have never seen a party like you
have like every picture is flagrant everybody is out of pocket the white dude that took it he was
just smiling with little baby he said this is the motherfucker who took all them pictures
the one with him coos and mike i said there's no way we're that we're not having that much fun
nah ain't no way in hell bro
nah the one with joellen b it's a great when he had his arm now when people get drunk do they do
do some weird stuff though like they start like master laugh photos touching you and stuff you'd
be like your boys though i'm not gonna say they touched me like they was getting hugged on stuff
but i'm saying like i used to have a, like, I used to have a partner.
Mike Bibby used to have a partner.
Like, when he got drunk, he'd, like, grab your shirt and, like, start pulling you and, like.
Yeah, that's a nigga that's overly excited.
Yeah, but I used to be mad.
I used to be, like, my nigga, relax, bro.
You know, grab your head.
I'm like, man, nigga, fuck around with you.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Pause, bro.
Like, nigga, like. Hey, that's, like, that video of Nas performing. And there's a nigga, nigga, fuck on you. Like, you know what I'm saying? Pause, bro. Like, nigga, like.
And that's like that video of Nas performing.
And there's a nigga, like, wiping his head.
Why are you touching me?
Yeah, like, what you on?
Like, I used to be like, you got to calm down.
Shout out to Jeremiah, man.
You got to calm down.
Yeah.
So Jeremiah was out of pocket.
Out of pocket.
Jeremiah was in party mode.
He was lit.
But I feel like that's how Michael Rubin was.
He probably was drunk bro he's
probably drunk bro seeing this guy's probably ran a bottle like ah how you been oh you think
it's a rush yeah somebody flicked it like daddy and it looks like he looks so sorry he probably
was choking he really falls that's all that's yeah that's nuts what am doing? I'm out of that picture. That's nuts.
That's crazy.
Can't hold no fire of you.
The kuzma with that stupid ass hair.
It just was all bad.
Hey, you too tall to be doing shit like that.
Yeah, bro.
I just think the pictures, bro.
Like, they had to recap.
It was fire.
I was like, damn, that looked lit.
When I started seeing the individual steals, I said, oh, niggas was out of body.
So his party was like the brunch.
Oh, nigga.
It looked like it was everything, nigga.
He has it on you.
I didn't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What that had to do with.
Oh, okay.
I just seen a tweet when Grant Williams was there.
Shout out to my boy, Grant.
They was like, why is Grant Williams here?
Hey, they was talking bad.
They was like, this can't be the Illuminati
because Grant Williams was here.
I said, damn.
Why the fuck do I G like that, man?
It was kind of funny.
I was laughing.
Shout out to G, but he just got paid, too.
They had you messed up, man.
Damn, man.
They could have threw some booty on my nigga.
He probably came up in that party, man.
Shout out to G.
He probably was just like, man, y'all too out of pocket in this motherfucker.
For real.
And when I seen niggas wearing, I was just like man y'all too out of pocket in this motherfucker for real and when i seen niggas wearing i was just like this is nasty i've never seen one all like the the all this the
all white parties ever be successful because what niggas be wearing it's not swaggy it's always four
different whites so if y'all went to the party though i would have a dicky white so this would
have been our first time going say we went yep Which I would have wanted to leave after y'all saw all the shit going on.
Or y'all would have kind of blanked that out.
And it was like, fuck it, we here.
Am I married?
Or am I right now?
Am I right now?
We're not married.
We're just single dudes.
I wouldn't have left.
We ain't leaving.
It was Kim K.
It was a whole bunch of people in there.
I had to see what's going on. I wouldn't have left. Oh, we ain't leaving. It was Kim K. It was a whole bunch of people in there. Okay.
I was just doing...
I had to see what's going on.
Yeah.
So, when I do you drink,
your first time going to something like...
Because you know everybody there is comfortable
because they done been before,
but it's like our first time.
So, it's like, do we behave
or do we turn this bitch up?
Act a fool.
I would guarantee you probably one of the...
I ain't going to meet Millie,
but I had a good time.
Hey, Meek Mill has to get off social media.
It's him posting a picture of him crawling to that toilet is one of the most ridiculous things I going to Meek Mill it, but I had a good time. Hey, Meek Mill has to get off social media. It's him posting a picture of him crawling to that toilet. It's one of the most ridiculous things
I've ever seen in my life. That's worse than him in the
fucking fries and the poop. No, no, no.
I'm still mad at him for letting Diddy
call him daddy like that. Yeah, that
was crazy. That was crazy. But no,
I lie. The video
I just seen of him and little baby sharing that blanket
on the jet. It's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
They out of pocket.
Because explain that.
I have a pocket.
I fuck with Meek, but do you?
He do be having some funny ass moments, man.
His moments are funny.
And then he be like, I'm a street nigga.
I don't be on social media.
Meek, everything you've done has been on the internet the last 10 years.
And they a part of that community, too.
Some niggas from Graceland, from my hood.
They don't have nothing to do with nothing, bro. too. Some niggas from Graceland, from my hood. Nigga that hurt. Alright.
That don't have nothing to do with nothing, bro.
That don't have nothing to do with nothing, bro.
I don't know. How did we get there?
I don't know where that came from. I was just saying
nigga had funny moments.
I was talking about French fries in the pool.
I was talking about him throwing up, man.
I don't give a fuck how y'all trying to talk to me.
I'ma tell you.
That shit ain't cool, bro.
The shades is on.
You were confusing the youth.
I was talking about him taking a picture going to the toilet. That's not the real dreams
and nightmares.
It is a nightmare.
Y'all crazy, man.
Oh my God. Shout out to Big Mio, man. I hope we get invited to one of those parties, though. y'all crazy man oh my god
shout out to
Big Bill man
I hope we get
invited to one of
those parties
though y'all
not the rock
nation one
we just
lost that invite
I'm cool
y'all can go to
Diddy House by
yourself
I'm not going
but an all white
a Ruben party
or Jeff Bender one
but you didn't
stay long
you didn't stay long
bro bro
don't be throwing
it out there
like I was
like I had a good time
it was about to
if Mike Witt
wouldn't have informed you
oh my god
oh my god
what is he over
shout out to Mike Witt
what is he over
shout out to Diddy
coming down with the shots
I don't got no story
I ain't got no story
I don't got
I don't know what he
hey he's ad-libbing.
He's going crazy right now.
No ad-lib.
He's looking for a maxi.
I don't know.
I'm wilding out.
He's going crazy.
We've been in a corner the last two possessions.
I ain't even rebounded.
He's Joe Johnson on the block right now.
Shout out to Joe Yoga.
You're out of pocket.
No, you're out of pocket.
Who asked you why I didn't like Diddy Parton?
I was wondering why you didn't want to go to his party.
Because you told me.
They look like they had fun at his party.
I don't know.
I've never been.
You going to the Diddy Party
or the Jamie Foxx Party first?
Whoa.
Yeah, cancel.
Cancel plans.
We'll let Mike go.
Oh, Mike Mike get some footage
hey Mike
if you make it real
from the Jamie Foxx party
what's wrong with
Jamie Foxx party
no be careful
it ain't gonna be
golf a time
you know you keep
the Tiger Woods
offense on
that just called
a little bit different
y'all do
crazy good
shout out to Jamie
man I heard you recovering hey shout out to Jamie man I heard you recovering
shout out to Jamie Fox
smooth recoveries
man what's not wrong
with that nigga
alright
these niggas got a new movie
or something
to come out
that nigga got an R&B album
I swear to God
if we see a Jamie Fox
movie in the next six months
I'ma be pissed
niggas are lying
what is wrong with them only nigga in the next six months, I'ma be pissed. Niggas are lying.
What's wrong with them, man?
Only nigga in the hospital, man, with a fresh haircut, would like to go.
Get him
fucking go to the hospital. It's crazy.
Because you got to move the pillow.
What is wrong with them,
bro?
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with you, man?
I'm just saying, bro.
That shit just seemed like it's scripted, bro.
Man, speaking of scripted, did you see the Drew skin
in Birdman Live?
That was the funniest shit.
I seen a little bit of it.
I can't take Birdman serious.
I know he playing.
I didn't know if he was in or not at first.
He's a great actor, bro. I can't take him serious. I know he playing. I didn't know if he was in on it or not at first. I know you.
I can't take it serious.
I know he know this.
Like, I couldn't take it.
When he told that nigga I did that shit for Miss Gladys, boy, I started crying.
I did see that part.
Because I didn't know if he was playing or not. I said, oh, he's about to kill this nigga.
Birdman is going to kill Drewski.
You mentioned that nigga, man.
He said, I put that shit on Miss Gladys
Boy I know about Miss Gladys
I said oh
Why DJ crying bro
Oh
Bro that Jamie Foxx shit is insane bro
We're going to get killed for that
And I love it
I'm not part of that
Hey man
He over here crying bro
Oh my god
Y'all are insane
He did say
I do it for Miss Clay
Y'all crazy
Oh what's next man
Hey
That's crazy
Birdman used to be on like
Real songs
And we used to have to
Suffer through some of that shit
Was it somebody else
Like Birdman
That we grew up with
Nah Birdman was a goat
Cause he honestly
He had some songs
He killed
Let it so soft No he didn't no he didn't he definitely did way carry though out master p or birdman oh you got
birdman fucked up you got p fucked up no masterpiece by far bro masterpiece or birdman
in a in a versus masterpiece bro no DJ, speak your piece, please.
No.
I don't even like I have to.
Speak your piece.
Master P does not have a verse better than The Leather So Soft.
He don't have a verse better than the number one Sunder.
Shit.
Mr. Ice Cream Man.
That's hard.
Bowed about it.
Yeah.
Ain't none of that shit better.
Gator booze. Man. Talk about it about it yeah and none of that shit but gator booze
man talk about it that mini fresh made this song you keep saying that i'm talking about
that they're a part of you can't take it away from them bro that's a nasty versus too don't
fuck up the lineage bro take a shot. It's bad. Excuse me?
They over with the day, Mike.
I don't know what they are. Mike, I know your team name.
It is.
It's early.
It's early.
It's a morning.
I didn't fuck that congregation.
Name five big masterpiece songs.
Three.
Three.
Just three, bro.
Just three?
Make them say, uh, I got the hook up.
Uh, shit.
You definitely got to say it.
Bowdy, bowdy.
Okay.
Shoot show three.
Uh, uh, Birdman songs?
So just.
Shit.
Number one, Slaughter. Obviously, um, Still Fly. Damn. Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3.
Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3. Rob Markman 3. And that's nasty. I hate that we're here. I know that.
Y'all didn't come here for it, Max.
Some people are mid-versus, but we're here.
No Living Soldiers is what?
Them songs is what?
Them songs is big as hell, though.
They are.
Make them say, that song was big.
You ain't seen the tank in a long time.
And it was 30.
I seen my nigga Desi Banks just redo No Living Soldiers.
That shit was hard.
That was hard.
He did Cash Buddies, too.
It was hard.
Reese Money Face.
You're a fucking hater.
Desi Banks is trash.
Y'all been gassing him for years.
Aw, you out of pocket.
Yeah, bro.
Y'all been gassing him for years.
Bro, he does.
He got the best skits outside of him.
Oh, my mama, he does.
Bro, RDF World, them niggas is better.
Who?
The niggas who do the LeBron skits and shit.
They're way better.
Oh, my mama.
Aw, you wild.
They're way better.
What?
Corny ass niggas?
That nigga was fake walking bowlegged, bro. I'm nothing. You wild. They're way better. What? Corny ass niggas.
That nigga was fake walking bowlegged, bro.
I'm nothing.
How you going to fake walking bowlegged?
That nigga did the UPS post office football coach.
What's that nigga, Coach Lou?
Way better.
Who?
Oh, you talking about Lou Young?
He hilarious.
He hilarious.
He's funny.
He ain't fucking with Desi, bro.
Desi got some fire shit, bro.
He's acting like a nigga from Atlanta, bro.
Desi Cross or Nathan Walker?
Stop it.
He did, bro. Lou is after some fire shit, bro. He's acting like a nigga to Atlanta, bro.
Stop it.
He did, bro.
Give me Countrywide.
Who?
Countrywide.
Nah.
Fuck no.
I can't believe this.
Nah, bro.
Desi, bro. He funny, bro.
Skits.
I ain't talking about stand-up, nigga.
Skits.
Desi's killing everybody, bro.
I'm a mama, bro.
It's authentic.
Back when we was growing up, his 2000s shit, when he put on the big clothes, bro, that
was really relatable, bro.
Bro, sitting on the green box, bro.
Come on, bro.
That was me.
You tripping, bro.
You said the niggas that do the LeBron parodies, bro.
Oh, that shit is funny as fuck.
That shit is funny as fuck.
That locker room shit with Doc Rivers and Paul George, bro, that shit is funny as no
bitch.
When he's like, I'm 30.
What's his name?
He be like, I'm 38.
Man, all right.
They ain't fucking with that.
Nah.
Hey, did y'all see?
I'm reading something out of ESPN.
Did y'all see it?
It was like, they should sign Doc Rivers to do an NBA game.
I said, nigga, I will turn my TV on so fucking quick.
He might.
We watch Chris Webber do it.
Oh, that's nasty.
Who's the worst TV analyst in basketball of all time?
Chris Webber.
He's definitely up there for me.
Great athlete, though.
Great basketball.
No, he lit.
One of the most underrated hoopers to play basketball
because that nigga was elite.
What was that shoe he came out with?
The white and blue?
Yeah, CD4s was hard.
Oh, wait.
Are you talking about the dubs?
Yeah, them motherfuckers was hard.
They had the up-tempo.
Nah, I'm talking about the Supreme.
Nah, I ain't talking about them. Nah, I'm talking about the Supreme. Nah, I ain't talking about them.
Nah, I'm talking about
the one with the
faux on the back.
I thought them was
nasty Sprewells.
Nah, Sprewells had
the spinners.
D-Dub had the
sparkly Dada's.
Wow.
Yeah, that was
his shoe, bro.
Damn, I didn't know that.
But his Nike joints
was fire, though.
Yeah.
I had some white and blue
ones, I just didn't
know the name of. Yeah, but the Dada's is crazy. Yeah, them was weak. Yeah. I had some white and blue ones. I just didn't know the name of them.
Yeah, but the Dada's is crazy.
Yeah, them was weak.
Niggas had them too when we was growing up.
Niggas had all types of flavors in the shoes.
I did not have no Dada's.
I didn't have no Dada's.
You know, my mama would never do that to my feet.
I had some weak-ass shoes, but not no Dada's.
Dan, what's the weakest shoes you ever had growing up?
The weakest?
Yeah.
Probably some Fela.
Weakest I had was some Converse, the Dr. J's.
Oh, yo feet was weak.
You had the Dr. J's?
Yeah, I did.
I hooped in them.
Where is Mike?
Where are you pointing at?
I was letting him talk first, Mike.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Shit, I had some Cicconis, bro, in the third grade.
They were middy as fuck.
Cicconis.
Pops was just like, you get the cold basketball shoes and the everyday cool shoes.
You get the cold ass everyday shoes.
Nah, bro.
Cicconis was hard back then.
Hell nah.
The blue.
You know what's great?
I just seen Boosie post some Cicconis two days ago.
He need to be in Reebok Classics.
My nigga got something.
They hard, bro.
New version now.
The new styles is hard.
I mean, they weren't cold by no means.
They were definitely from Shoe Carnival.
That was damn rare.
I think it had some weaker shoes.
Nah, mine was the Dr. J's Converse.
You had some Marley's.
You had some Starberry's?
You out of pocket.
Oh, that's disrespectful.
Y'all wasn't doing that bad, Mike.
Nah, bro.
Nah.
You can always steal.
Them was only 15, bro.
I think.
Oh, my mama could have bought you them
see the problem is
your hoodie was more expensive
than your shoes
that was a problem
give me shacks
no
oh that's a nasty
versus
I know a nigga
had some shacks
when he was in middle school
he had the pad leather
Jordan
oh not the pad leather
the concord shacks
the concord shacks
I ain't gonna shout
him out
but he did
what was that logo
doing
he was dunking
hanging on the rail
oh my god
I didn't know
Shaq may
paint leather
oh my god
he got some
current threes
right now
it was 11
Shaqs bro
they wasn't
they wasn't poor
either that's why
that was probably
his favorite player
I don't know why
he had them on
nobody has ever said
let me get a pair of Shaqs.
And Pike, y'all had...
They got a nice big house.
Oh, yeah, y'all was doing good out that way.
Yeah, they family was straight.
So I was like, I don't know why he got these.
So that meant he picked them out.
Yeah.
Or he thought, like, they going to be fucking with these.
And we was not.
We was Terry's ass.
So Shaq got a better shoot than Starbird.
Yeah. I'd probably rather have a's ass. So Shaq got a better shoot than Starbird. Yeah.
I'd probably rather have a Starbird
than a Shaq. Nah, I want the Kamikaze
Shaqs, bro.
I'm talking about the Shaq Shaq.
My problem is we not about to go
to Walmart and you about to get groceries and just
say, oh yeah, Grady doesn't wear these tomorrow. I'll fight you
and have me fucked up.
I was hard though, bro. Stephen Berry wasn't no better.
At least they was in the ball. He said it was in the mall.
He said it was in the mall.
I don't want to get my shoes next to that.
I wouldn't call La Vie en Square a mall.
It was at the flea market.
Hey, come on.
You just shot at the Westside, Jeff.
Don't do that.
I know it's a flea market.
I used to go to the real flea market and get fresh.
But we had autumn jackets on my mama.
Autumn college jackets. We had them plastic trash bag jackets. But I had all them jackets. All my mama, all them college jackets.
We had them plastic trash bag jackets.
But I'd rather go in a mall and get my shoes than we at Walmart and my mom just
went in the back.
I agree. But the optics is just
crazy. It is.
Because coming out of Walmart with your shoes in your hand, that's nasty.
Because you see everybody at Walmart.
What if your mama ordered you some
and they came in the box?
I ain't really...
It's probably somebody
got to wear Shaq, so I ain't
disappointed in him, but...
Nah, bro, we just talking about the shoe.
I ain't disrespecting Shaq, bro.
But I ain't disrespecting Shaq.
I'm just saying.
Bro, that's a weak shoe.
We get it that some kids got to wear them. Hopefully, y'all grow up and be something to where y'all ain't got to Shaqs. I'm just saying. Bro, that's a weak shoe. We get it that some kids got to wear them.
Hopefully, y'all grow up and be something to where
y'all ain't got to wear them no more.
I'm just saying, as a shoe,
as a piece of shit shoe.
He's a bad person, man.
He's a bad person.
Better open them.
Might probably get some Shaqs, man.
If I open up a box and some Shaqs come out,
I might run away.
Fuck it.
Merry Christmas with a bow on that bitch.
Y'all don't love me.
Y'all had enough time to steal, finesse, something.
It is the new age. You know our mamas and shit didn't have them
cameras. They put you on their Instagram store.
Man, stop, man. You buy your kids
Shaxx. You got a phone. You got a bike.
Oh, man. You buy your kids Shaggy, you got a phone, you got a bike. Oh, man.
You got an iPhone 14 recording yourself opening up Shaggy's?
You're a fucked up parent.
You're a fucking loser.
You're a mom.
What are we doing today, man?
Speaking of a mom,
what about Adam 22?
Adam 22 is one of the nastiest people to walk this earth.
You having to roll off of another
nigga hitting your wife is insane.
But what about that's her job, though?
He's rich, bro.
He's got a nigga like Adam.
You got an old boy like Adam, man.
That's your gang?
I got an old boy. I grew up with him, man.
He's Adam for sure.
But he be old, man.
I'm bullshit, bro.
His wife out here taking the Alcada pickle, bro.
For the love of the game?
Nah, bro.
She's LeBron for sure.
Strong for greatness.
She's the real SMG.
Hey, that real SMG. Hey, shout out to SMG.
Why is LeBron coaching them looking like that?
Man. Shout out to
Rondo for helping me, man.
Yo, that is funny.
I know some people who are like
into that dope. Like letting
their girl do that. God bless them.
You gotta be a wholesome nigga. You gotta be a wholesome
nigga. Nah, you gotta be a
wild. Nah, you a hoe.
No, I'm saying for you to really just let that just be a
thing, bro. Because as we said,
those people
that are in
those industries, bro, they have real relationships
at home. Yeah. I mean,
I get that, but it's different when you
facilitating it, and then you recording it, and then you put it on the press run. That's insane. I get that, but it's different when you facilitate it, and then you record
it, and then you put it on the press
run. That's insane. I think it's just big
because of who he is. He has a platform.
It's a million people
like him, bro, that have girls that's out
here motherfucking
CP to Blake, bro.
We talked about motherfuckers having...
That's a job, bro.
I understand that. I'll be very clear. He's a genius for what he's a job, bro. I understand that.
I'll be very clear. He's a genius for what he's doing
with it because he built that.
I mean, if you're going to let somebody else crack it,
go do it. I mean, they make content
together, so some context to it.
The rollout of stuff that he's doing
behind it is crazy because he said the dude asked
for $4,000 in game 10. He's probably going to
make $100K off this shit easily.
But the process of it is, nigga,000 game 10. He's probably going to make 100K off this shit easily. For sure. But the process of it is,
nigga, you're rich.
You don't have to do this.
So you talking about this
the way, like, bro,
we are more or less laughing
at you than with you.
We know you get money off of it.
She said she heard for like
three days after.
She was like,
it was easy to go back
to your shit, though.
Man, she ain't say that.
Yeah, she did, bro.
She did a whole interview. She didn't, bro. She did a whole interview.
She didn't say that.
She did a whole interview.
She did a podcast after, bro.
I swear to God.
I didn't make that up all my life.
White people are different.
They said that.
We do it, too, bro.
I told you.
I do it, brother.
Hey, listen.
We did a red table talk.
We kicked Will back in for sitting there and talking about, oh, what you doing?
Oh, boy.
This nigga went on a press run and talking about, yeah,
I can't go back in that pussy afterwards. That's
crazy. That is crazy.
Wow. Hold on.
She said she hurt for three days.
Yeah, bro. That's real, bro.
I didn't make that up.
She got a black dude.
Yeah. Oh, man.
So she did a fantasy. Went to overtime
and
sent her back on her way.
A week after they got married.
That's a hell of a job, man.
A week after they got married.
Man, get the fuck out of here, man.
So do you ask how was work today?
I'm never asking how your day at work is.
I mean, that's a normal American citizen question.
Today's significant.
Yeah, do you ask that?
Hey, how was your day?
Was you good?
When she call you on the way home and they get in the car,
like, yeah, had a good day at work.
Got a couple scenes in.
Bitch don't come home.
Yeah, like, they do that.
That's what they do.
But still, that's so crazy.
It ain't that bad to me, though.
Mike, their content beforehand was him, her, and another girl.
It was never another nigga.
It was just a nigga and her.
I don't think it's that bad because they live that kind of lifestyle.
Yeah.
Nah.
So it's whatever to them.
But speaking of that, it's flagrant.
It's probably a business relationship.
We make money together.
Let's just make money. But the honeymoon, it's just like, here's probably a business relationship. Like, we make money together. Like, let's just make money.
But the honeymoon, it's just like, here you go.
Another nigga.
That's insane.
Because I be thinking a lot of these celebrity relationships be like,
I ain't going to say scripted, but put together.
Yeah, of course.
Like, I don't think, like, no disrespect to their marriage,
but I don't think Jay-Z and Beyonce really, like, look, like,
I don't think they look at each other and be like, this is the match i think they probably was like yeah they don't
give you the vibe nah you nah yeah i think that's a lot of different things um but shit speaking of
relationships your boy jonah hill he got some demands i ain't mad at him because girls do that
to us talk about it i remember uh oh lord all right this ain't no story him because girls do that to us. Talk about it. I remember... Oh, Lord.
Nah, this ain't no story,
but I'm just saying
I remember a girl told me
I don't like no nigga
who wear bedazzled shirts.
I respect that.
And I'm like,
yeah, I can respect that.
I don't want him wearing
tight jeans, bedazzled shirts.
I don't want him wearing
all this kind of stuff
or whatever.
2012 T,
win a bid for her.
I ain't never wore
no bedazzled shirt.
That nigga. That nigga, I ain't never worn no bedazzled shirt. You got me fucked up. I ain't never worn no bedazzled shirt, nigga.
That nigga had some shit
in that closet. You got me fucked up.
That pause, nigga.
I ain't never had no bedazzled closet.
I don't know what y'all on right now.
I ain't wear no bedazzled shirts, nigga.
My jeans might be a little tighter, but...
That nigga had them jackets.
That nigga had them future hats.
Yeah, I ain't had no bedazzled shirts. You know what
era of clothing I'm happy we got
the fucking rid of? The Robin Jean era.
That was crazy. Never had,
though. I never. That was too expensive.
But give me the Robin Jeans over how we
used to dress. That was how we used to dress.
Like, your bows and shit? Big shirts.
Ah! The sizing
for sure, but I'd definitely take a pair of Jaboz
over some Robins.
The shoulder of Jaboz
are iconic pants.
They're cool, bro.
I'm just telling like
the way we dress, bro,
that's why I be
like my little nephew and them.
I be telling them all the time.
The only thing I give y'all
is the clothing, bro.
Our clothing back then
was so terrible.
Didn't matter what we put on, bro.
That shit was weird.
Because we went from the baggy era
to the rock star era
and that Ed Hardy hair
was really nasty.
Who started that?
They dress like girls now.
I mean, they go crazy, bro.
I'm just saying, in general,
how we just go to the mall
and find a decent pair of fitted jeans
and a cool shirt.
Bro, we wasn't even looking
at a regular fitted shirt.
Nah, my jeans were a 40
and my shirt was a 6X.
It wasn't right.
You wasn't even buying it.
I remember one day I told somebody
my mom bought me a 3X shirt. I said, damn, it's too tight.
Mine, y'all, was 145 pounds.
I looked at her like,
damn.
Did you go to the big and tall?
We had a big...
Burlington, nigga.
I need that sticker on that tall tee.
Y'all was lame as fuck.
I ain't do that.
I ain't do that.
I ain't do that.
Shout out to Chance Sports.
Nah, the real niggas was nasty because y'all would wash them tees with that sticker on
there and try to wear it again.
Bitch, that sticker survived two wash cycles.
You out of pocket.
I'm like, damn, do champs still got five or 20 tees?
Hell nah, maybe two.
Who needs to tear their ass up?
Crazy.
People don't even go to the money anymore.
I'm going to get you through the whole week.
That's crazy, bro. That will get you through the whole week.
Rob Markman, I'm gonna get you through the whole week.
People don't even go in the mall anymore, bro.
Rob Markman, if you was from the west side, that'd get you through two weeks.
Would y'all wearing two t-shirts?
Nah, I would've never done that.
Rob Markman, I would've never done that.
Yeah, I've done it for sure.
For sure.
Rob Markman, I would've never done that.
Nah, I would.
I would wear like an OT under my shirt.
Yeah, I would wear an OT.
Rob Markman, I would wear an OT.
Yeah, but sometimes you couldn't just ride around the first seat.
Like, niggas was wearing motherfucking 2XTs and shit, bro.
You had to have something, bro.
You was wilder. Rob Markman, I told you. Nigga Burlington Co-Fact niggas was wearing my fucking two X's and shit bar You had to have some brother you while I
Motor now only were shirts under my
Rob about to let the draws go bro here so
Like I pray to God I can't rangle never get wicked for you because I ain't the one that got to look at that shit. That nigga say he got somewhere in draws.
That's tough.
Yeah, you really
Uncle Elroy, nigga.
It's going to be
ISO hitting for sure.
The real ISO.
He's sick, bro.
That's going to be
the last episode
of Club 525.
Nah, but what?
That subject, though.
What did Jonah Hill
and his girl
get into it about?
What was she basically basically i think she's
a swimmer divers surfer one of them for a living and she was posting like pictures of her surfing
with her swimsuit on and he was like he don't like that like if you're gonna do that do that
but like leave me alone i'm gonna move on and then just throw all these criteria that he had
for his girl in a relationship he wanted i'm like damn, damn. I mean, girls do that to us. They do.
I respect it, bro, but she's in that
field. Yeah, I mean, I feel like he's a little
out of pocket because that's her job, but
he's like, shit, if you want to be with me, we ain't
doing that. I feel like
it's okay to have things that you
are non-negotiables. I respect that.
But that seems really controlling.
But
if that's said ahead of time, then that's
on you.
Speaker 2. Yeah. And I gave you the option to leave though. It ain't like he's saying,
Hey, take it down now. He's saying, nah, you don't want to.
Speaker 3. Is she like showing like some sexy shit? Olympic, Olympic outfits are assy bro.
I don't know. Swim suits. Like, yeah, come on. It ain't like she dropping the link in
there, bro. She was, she wasn't wilding wilding but it's just like he did give you the option girl like bro
relax oh he definitely got lean in the plug but i want to i want to know what else was in the
in the contract yeah it was just like like you can compromise with a lot too yeah it was just
stuff like that like if you want to do this if you want to hang with girls that used to be from your past that do wild stuff
that party.
If you want to go have coffee
and eat dinner with them, that's fine. But if you want to go
hang out with them.
He said you can hang out with your old friends no more.
Jonah need an old freak.
He need an old freak.
I think she was and he was trying to like...
Rehabilitate?
I'm talking about her age.
I don't know.
Because you can't settle
a young girl down, bro.
Telling your girl
she can't go out with her friends
is ridiculous.
It was.
And it's crazy.
But he gave her the option
like, if I ain't for you.
Yeah.
Now.
Go ahead, move on.
I respect that.
But she tried to expose it.
Like, look at this criteria
he tried to give me.
But it's like,
well, this is his rule.
Yeah, this is his rule.
You ain't got a Bible
you can move on.
It's somebody from there. Everybody, goddammit. He ain't putting his hands on you or nothing's like, well, that's just his rule. Yeah, that's his rule. You ain't got a bob on, you can move on. It's somebody from there,
everybody,
goddammit.
He ain't putting his hands
on you or nothing.
Yeah,
nah,
it wasn't nothing.
And like you said,
if it was one of the things
that initially,
so what?
You decided to deal with it,
wasn't too good for you,
all right,
move on.
But if he's throwing that
on you,
mere relationship,
then he's out of pocket.
Because nigga,
you can't have this type
of demand.
Yeah.
Especially the things
that like,
people get mad about
in relationships.
That's all, the Adam 22 crazy as hell. Your girl will cuss you out, you leave the light on, you leave the house. Yeah. Especially the things that like people get mad about in relationships. That's all the Adam 22
crazy as hell. Your girl will cut you out. You leave
a light on. You leave the house. Nigga, you
know what? Yeah. Y'all got
any demands on y'all?
This can't happen. You got
some no's. Just don't be
Adam 22, girl.
You got one, DJ? I don't even know
how to follow up after that one.
Just don't get cooked on the side
with a black dude the week after we get married.
I guess that's a silly thing.
Don't go to the open gym without me.
Don't trip if I go to the open gym.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's nuts.
He said tap me in.
He said, don't go to
Open Gym without me. That's crazy.
That's nuts.
Pause.
Nah, but yeah, just...
When you put restrictions on girls, bro, they gonna do
the shit anyway, y'all.
I got pet peeves around the house
to get on my nerves and shit, but other stuff
you can't turn the body.
Here it is.
Yeah.
The He-Man,
Who-Woman Haters Club.
Yeah.
Let's hear this.
For sure.
I'll spend a block.
I've been chilling.
Don't fucking eat in my bed.
I hate it.
Oh, my God.
I hate it.
Guess what?
Somebody ate some donuts this morning.
I said that.
She looked at me and was like, did you clean up anything? Oh. God. I hate it. Guess what? Somebody ate some donuts this morning. I said that. She looked at me and was like,
did you clean up anything?
Oh.
Respect.
I fuck with that.
Yeah, I fuck with that.
Niggas don't know that Jeff respect me.
Something totally different.
But why can't a motherfucker eat in the bed, bro?
I don't have to explain it.
I don't have too many things in my life that I have an issue with.
Don't want crumbs in the bed, bro.
It don't matter why. Just don't. That's crazy, bro. If I have a couple things that I'm an issue with don't want crumbs in the bed bro it don't matter why just don't
that's crazy bro if i have a couple things that i'm asking you for
there should be no follow-up questions the real the real jonah hill
guess what if you don't like it that's why you was like that's why you was like this talking about it. Because you was like, you know what? You like it?
Explications.
Okay.
Tuesday evening.
I smell a pie roast in my room.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
That is crazy.
Who the fuck trying to smell that shit when you got a bed?
Motherfucker eat a crab bowl in your room.
Now you smell like motherfucking juicy seafood.
I ain't going to lie.
What about if it's just like a little snack though?
That's cool. Don't put a. Not a whole it's just like a little snack though? That's cool.
Not a whole bill. He want a motherfucker to eat a Twizzler. Anything
with two sides, you're out of fucking pocket.
So no dinner.
No hidden experience food in my bedroom.
No. You got biggest
pet peeves like...
I just clean up. I'm cool
eating in the bed though because I'm cracking that
Popeye's box in my shit.
You have a fucking kitchen.
A couch.
A den.
No, bro.
You're not about to lay down after you eat this three-piece, nigga.
This is not a fucking little house on the prairie.
I pay bills for this motherfucker.
You're not going to fucking sell me.
I can't eat in my fucking bed.
Fuck that.
I eat like a little Twizzizzler or something for real.
Yeah.
Like crazy.
I ain't about to eat no pot pots.
Bro, that's ridiculous, bro.
I'm not even comfortable in a bed eating pot pots.
You don't got no stability.
Will you put the box next to the bed afterwards?
This is me in the bed.
You know, a backboard.
A backboard?
You got to get your posture right.
First, first, this is mandatory.
Find a show for us to watch.
I respect that.
You got to have a small mood.
Set the mood.
Set the mood to eat.
Then you put the motherfucker right here, bro.
You go crazy, bro.
Usually, I take my shirt off.
That's my swag.
I'm saying, when you done, do you get up and throw it away?
Or are you like putting the fire?
No, you you get up and throw it away or you like put the... You put that bitch on a nice nail. No, you just get up.
And then you just clean it up.
So are you...
You're sitting with your back to your headboard and you just letting the crumbs fall like
LeBron?
If you get your Popeye's extra crispy, it's the crumbs when you chew, it kind of trickles
down.
That's why I always take off my shirt, bro. I don't like fucking up
my gear. This dude here
crazy. What do you do afterwards?
Do you go back and sit in the van? I just showed you.
I was saying, where you put the box, though?
Oh, if I, depending on
if I meet Popeye's at two in the morning,
I'm going to probably leave it there until I get up.
But if it's like a six,
six to eighter, I'm probably going to
throw it away.
And you want to know what's crazy?
Me and him live together.
Obviously, we wouldn't know my fucking bedroom.
I would never knew it.
I was living next door to a fucking psycho.
If I had something coming over again in the session, we both go stop and get some Qdoba or whatever.
We're eating in the bed, bro.
That dude is crazy, bro.
We're eating in the bed, bro.
I'm not going to the kitchen late at night, bro.
That's crazy.
Bro, it's not that far of a journey, bro.
It's like five, ten steps.
We don't have to sit at the table, bro.
You know what?
We're going to leave this for the viewers to decide.
Hey, let us know if you're eating in the bed. If you do, let me know so I can personally block you because
y'all out of fucking pocket. But on that note, man, about to get the fuck up out of here.
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