Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Before We Even Left… Everything Went Wrong 😂
Episode Date: June 10, 2026This week on It’s 520 Somewhere, Barbee and Kiki set out for what was supposed to be a simple road trip... but the chaos started before they even hit the road 😭🚗From Barbee's unexpected fe...nder bender to GPS issues that had everyone questioning the route, nothing seemed to go according to plan.Of course, once the girls got together, the conversation quickly turned into laughs, stories, random tangents, and the kind of girl talk that only happens on a road trip 😂If you've ever traveled with friends, you'll definitely relate to this one.Tap in for the laughs, the chaos, and the adventure 🎙️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I think that we did all right.
Come on, Trump is still playing.
I think we did all right.
For me, because I can't dance for shit.
And it's only like, hey, we was hitting it in the club.
So you know, when you were in the club.
Did y'all doing line dancing and stuff when y'all was out there?
We were in the, this is not the country.
No, baby.
We was with some black people.
It was a ratchet time.
It was.
It was ratchet. It was country ghetto.
That's the only way that I can explain it.
But we had an amazing.
Oh, cool.
Amazing time.
Starlito is definitely the host with the most.
Hostes with the most.
Shout out Toledo.
Yes.
His show was fire.
We miss you too.
We miss each other.
We came back.
We're still friends.
Oh.
Yeah, we made it through the girls' trip.
And we made it out the good chat.
We had a, like, literally we was, let's talk about it while we're here.
Okay.
What part?
Because, honey.
Let's start.
This was by far the most chaotic road trip I've ever been on because it took us four hours
to get out of the same.
city. Four hours. I dropped my son off. I was dressed. I was ready to go. Oh, she was
ready to go. I was ready. Hold on. No, no, no, no. No. We're not going to act like you missed
perfect because the first, the trip literally started out with her and some shit. Tell him. Tell
what. Tell her. Guess. Guess who's property she struck? Property? Yes. With your car. Your new car.
With my new car. Is it damaged?
Okay.
Oh, will you bet?
I have a picture of it.
Oh, shit.
You're going to get in trouble.
I'm going to get in trouble with your families.
So.
Who?
Who shit?
You hit somebody car.
I hope it was somebody I do not fuck with.
No.
I was picking her up from your dad's house and ran into the AT&T box.
That thing that's been getting hit for years.
So she's blowing my phone down.
And I'm like trying to hurry up and make it out, right?
I was so big.
How did you do that?
So listen, I'm in the driveway and I looked and I was at the-
She took me a picture of it while I was like wheeling my suitcase.
You must have hit it hard.
Listen, y'all.
So I was like, oh, dang, I looked up and I was like, I'm at the, I thought I was at the wrong, like, address or whatever.
So I started like trying to back out.
Because at first I wasn't even going to pull in the driveway.
I'm like, this is super overbearing.
This is her people how I'm not pulling the driveway.
But I'm like, I didn't want her to struggle in what else she had to do.
Boom.
Pull up.
So I'm like, okay, let me start backing out.
All of her was, boom.
thought she could drive and she didn't hit some shit.
It said, boom.
I'm like, what the fuck?
But I don't see nothing back there.
My camera didn't pick up anything back there.
So I get out the, I'm like just sitting there for a long time.
I said, I don't fucked up something on her daddy shit.
Like, how?
I don't got no thousand dollars to replace nothing.
What did I hit?
So I started trying to like slowly pull up.
It was like, I heard shit popping.
Tell her what happened.
Her bumper fell off.
The bump.
I got out.
I got out.
Oh, wait.
We maybe shouldn't have told them this.
It's okay.
I'm dry snitching.
I'm sorry.
We didn't think this through.
We had a bet on who was going to mess up the car first.
And I'm the one who that ain't mess up the car.
It's not messed up.
It's not messed up.
It popped back in.
It popped back in.
So I got out and it was like a rock and then like the old AT&T like little tower.
So I'm like I see wires and shit out.
I'm like, oh my God.
I'm blowing kicky up.
She's not answering.
I was like, was this already like this?
Girl, she sent me a picture.
I said, I got in a wreck, bitch.
Quick.
Answer.
She's not answered.
So that's how the road trip started.
We went off on board.
See, that's a bad.
I would have been like, I'm staying home.
No, it was.
It was a bit of bed.
I was like, the trip is going to be amazing.
We went two places for Kiki, two places for Porsche by the time.
And then, back to Barbie again.
I put in no tolls.
It made us take a six-hour drive to Nashville.
No, no, no.
Let me tell y'all.
You're cheap as hell.
Literally no.
That would have pissed me.
I'm going to be like, bitch, I will pay the tolls.
She didn't.
She didn't even say that that's what she did until we were on our way back today.
So basically, this.
Y'all sitting in the car.
No, she put Nashville, Tennessee in the GPS, y'all.
When we were three hours into the trip, that's when she decided to put the address in.
And it rerouted us 45 minutes.
But did we die?
No.
All right.
And we got there.
So we literally had to get straight off the road and go straight to Airbnb get dressed and
was straight Toledo show.
His show was lit.
And then next thing you know, we were out after hour, after hour, after hour, after
we stayed out into the sunrise each night.
Literally.
Friday, we got there Friday at like 7 o'clock.
They were supposed to be there way earlier than that.
7 p.m. the show was at 8.
I was like, we're hitting the road at 10.30.
We didn't leave Indy to like one something.
We went out both days.
Both days.
partied hard as hill it was like hangover it was so much wait let me say on the on as soon as we got
there he brought us some um princess chicken that was some of the best chicken shop ever that it was so far as
i knew y'all was not have a good time and have some good food we had a great girl when i say i think
i gained five pounds out there i did bring you some mac back you kind of you look thicker well thank
you i want the thick one that was a theme song well when the song was playing right we all in a car and the
song started playing and he was like,
Doug was like,
if bro want the thick one,
I want the sister,
Barbie said you're so cute.
You was like,
that's me.
She's like,
that's cute.
That needs to be a caption
when you drop your photo.
Period.
If he wants,
I forgot the words already.
We're still drunk.
So literally we're,
it's giving that,
you know.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's so concerned.
It doesn't even.
No, the whole,
the whole bumper didn't come off.
It was just like a middle piece of it,
but it popped back in.
Oh, this drink is strong.
Yeah.
Oh, intro the drink, me.
Well, real quick so we can get back to our combo.
Yeah, because I hate drinking it before you intro it.
I don't.
It's raspberry, y'all.
I haven't been a terrible bartender.
I'm going to do better.
But we don't have any groceries.
Listen, we are here fresh off the road.
No groceries.
It's hot as hell.
Talk to them.
Here.
It's hot.
My bumper is not.
The bumper is very much there.
It popped back on.
It's alive.
It's alive.
The only thing fucked up is my daddy property.
I was like, oh my God.
No, but honestly, y'all, that thing has been getting hit for years.
So was it up?
Was it up recently?
AT&T don't even use those no more, so it should be fine.
But I think to get that shit removed.
They have a very windy.
Yeah, everybody.
And they mom and dad.
Nobody can whip out that motherfucker but me and my sisters.
Literally.
I can do 60 out there.
And it was a rock before it to like prevent people from getting to that.
So that's what I got stuck on with the rock.
It was terrible
I was just like
Torio shit off
It's not her fault
She's just a girl
It's just a girl
It's
She was so cool about it
It's pretty common
To do that
That motherfucker had been getting hit for years
I gotta send him out the picture
That is hilarious
Oh
Oh
I'm terrible
And this
Malk is the youngest
That's crazy
Then
Yeah you want
Who you bet
Just Mike
Fair and Square
Then
Sparkling image
played you on your clean out.
Oh, they always plan.
No, they normally do a really good job.
I'm like, they don't anymore.
They don't.
Listen, this is the thing.
Trust me.
We know firsthand.
I was like, uh, Kiki, like, get ready.
I'm about to get the car cleaned out and it will be there.
I get Kiki.
She's like, oh, you just got the outside of the car clean?
I'm like, I got it detailed in here.
Girl, I'm in there with the life.
I'm like scrubbing shit.
No, they do.
I clean my own shit now.
And normally my daddy would.
And normally my daddy would.
And I got a mic's and I actually go to text.
Missed my daddy to send my money.
Crew Car Wash was messing my car too.
Was leaving like suds and stuff on me.
Oh, that's why I go like 30 times.
Every time I go like three times.
I was like, you missed the spot.
I got it from you.
Look how bad it is, milk.
I'd be in there.
I'd be in a car with the girls.
I'd be like, I learn this from TT Kiki.
When y'all are grown, if they don't clean your car right at the car wash,
you make sure you go back through there.
Don't be scared.
Life lessons would drop.
No.
No.
You want to buy this one?
So the rock is right there
Oh wait, no
bitch
It wasn't like that
It didn't look like
Take it off, take it off
How fast were you going?
I wasn't going that fast
I was just backing it out
No bitch you had to be going fast
Ain't nobody ever
Knocked that bitch over the wires were exposed
I was like fuck
Freak
She really thought she could drive y'all
So that the thing
The big part was up under my car
So that's why I was like
Like trying to get past it
And I just was like, what is, what happened?
Like, nothing was back there.
It's a winding driveway.
I don't see any gravel whatsoever.
It's a winding driveway.
It is.
It goes up.
It goes like, you know, up and then back.
So just imagine you just start backing out.
That's kind of a hill right there.
It's like a hill into the neighbor's yard.
Yeah, then I was like, oh, God, this could be the neighbors.
And then I'm really going to, oh, I just was stressed out.
I got a money to pay nobody.
So tell y'all, Eddie.
You knock that motherfucker off the hand.
Tell y'all daddy, get it out the mud.
He'll be all right.
It's out the mud, daddy.
It's out of the mud, daddy.
Speaking of which, okay, words from the block this week.
Now, can you please explain?
Yes, this is.
Perfect example.
Boy, it's out the mud.
That's out the mud.
Like, that's fine.
How?
Oh, okay.
You just did some crazy shit or did some crazy shit.
I would have been like Barbie.
Boy, it's out the mud.
It's out the mud.
Her daddy, but I kill you.
When I seen the white.
I was just like, but AT&T don't use that no more.
The wires is hilarious.
I hope so.
Fiber.
I thought you was going to show us what your car look like.
My car is perfectly fine.
It's fine, guys.
It is fine.
We'll see it when we...
Kiki was like, oh, it's okay.
When we leave out, we'll see it.
I'm going to pull off so fast.
Y'all, we've been knocking that bumper back in place all weekend.
Shut up.
What?
Well, y'all got to do like...
Y'all got to do like Matilda's daddy.
He said, we use super, super, super glue instead.
That's what I need the super, super, super,
Daddy is cheating
You're about to go look at it y'all
Oh my god
Get back we need you
Women
But no boys
South the mud
That was very much
The theme this weekend
So that just means you
That's fried
That's crazy
Because the guy said it today on the pod
And what was the context
The context was my video
That I posted while we were on vacation
Oh
Out of pocket or P
Everybody's like
Drop the link
Was it that?
It was giving your essential like.
Yeah.
It was sexy.
Like, yeah, it wasn't nothing.
Hey, it was fire, though.
They like Barbie being on what she doing.
I'm like, this is the thing.
I'm now about to set up subscriptions on IG.
So, yeah, I'm going to figure that out today.
So subscribe, baby, subscribe.
One thing I will say about Barb, she is very good.
She's like the queen of making some, like,
traditionally raunchy shit.
look just like
really and cute and bubbly
like innocent
like what almost
like like the way
you never been me
twirking out the roof like that
they would have
entered me
yeah you make it look like
tone down
it's B A R B E
she makes it look
playful versus
yeah
like if I would have did
some shit like that
they could
listen like you don't
you don't like even when you
twerk on
like when you was
twerking on stage
and shit
it just doesn't give
like super slutty
so we just gives like
party girl
a good time.
Well, that's good.
If I do it, I'm going to look like a slut.
Kiki, I was about to post the picture.
And I was about to post the picture.
I can sit and see.
I was about to post a video of me twerking out the,
I was twerking out the sunroof of the car
while we were going down the highway at 80 miles per hour.
And Kiki was like, no, don't tag his 520 somewhere.
I said, it's not you.
It's me.
She said, it's my booty, not sure.
It's my booty.
That's my, girl.
That's the chaos.
Cocktails conversation.
Girl, I was speaking of which.
Kiki, that's what they want to see.
I'm like,
speaking of fucking twerking, bitch.
You got me fucked.
Oh, Turbo booty.
The way you had me, I'm like,
I'm not sharing this shit.
Don't tag me in this shit.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I'm like, oh, this bitch.
You had my bitch booty on Lightning McQueen.
I was like, what is going on here?
Bro, I was saying, hey, this bitch got me fucked.
I said, no way I was dancing like that, right?
And then.
So, niggas was at the.
I'm all confused.
I'm like, what?
Girl, hey, I laughed for a good five minutes.
Saying didn't remind you of Detroit music, though.
Detroit music is really bad.
The niggas didn't make it know better.
They was like, damn, she got that turbo booty.
She got that hell good.
And I was fucking drunk, so I'm like, I don't even remember twerking.
So I'm like, damn, I was twerking that fast.
And then I heard the audio and it's like, do, do, do, do, do, do.
And I'm like, this bitch, you sped up my twerk, bitch.
I'm talking about this bitch.
I'm talking about this bitch got me on and go.
like drill booty
I'm like
oh she got me
fucked up
and then you have me
on there
you're talking like that's
like 10 seconds
bitch
because that's the thing
she said they
it was sped up
and it was
that's what they want to see
that's what they want to see
no they don't want to see
me shaking my ass
fast as fuck
my sister called me
crying laughing
I said bitch
leave me
the fucking mom
I really hate it
I hate it so bad
that's why I'm like
don't tag me
I'm not sharing this
oh my
listen this is
This is, see, it's hard.
It's hard being a thruple.
Because what the hell?
Trio problems.
No.
If y'all see it, if y'all go to the 520 somewhere page or Barbie's page and see the way she had me twerking fast as fuck.
And then I said, bitch, why you got me over here dancing with twerking with a turbo booty?
She said, oh, he was on our Detroit shit.
I'm like, bitch, that's not what I want you to say.
I want you to acknowledge that you sped this shit up.
You making it sound like I was just naturally dancing fast.
I thought
Listen, but she said it's 10 seconds
And mind you, I wanted the clip in there
Because it was playing belly gang
And it was our pregame to 520 day
But it was so long
So I tried to speed it up to put it in the clip
Because my clip was long
So I didn't know it was a problem
I'm sorry, Shugs
I'm so weak
And then the last thing from the road trip
Kiki drove back
And she was like
Kiki drove?
She drove back
I don't know
You know why I drove?
Hold that thought
You know why I drove though, girl?
Because so the first two days, like the first and a half of the trip.
No, literally.
And I was sitting up front the whole time because these bitches don't mind sitting in the back.
I'm like, okay, cool.
I'm up front with it then, right?
So Porsche's driving and she's like trying to figure some shit out, right?
And I'm just over here, like killing my little Starbucks, ice coffee, frat bay and everything.
And she looks over and she said, she's a passenger princess for real.
I was just like, oh.
I didn't realize.
I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna contribute.
She wasn't happened with the GPS.
She wasn't happened with the music.
Bitch, you see how surprised I was?
I said, hold on.
Kiki drives.
She drove.
Oh, that bitch, don't.
The whole lid.
Bitch, she will have your ass being a whole nigga out here doing everything.
Passing your princess Kiki.
She said, no, it's fine.
No, you good.
Do you relax?
I'm just like, oh, damn.
We can't argue.
Let me help my bitch.
Okay, here.
Here go, yo.
You didn't play the soft lunch to Barb's only fans.
Wait, what was you saying?
about the last part of the trip.
Oh, so Kiki's driving and she's just like,
look it out the window.
It's like, oh, those dead dears.
It's making me so sad.
She was like, the last one is now.
Let's go.
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It was my feelings was hurt.
Why were they dead?
They were on real kill.
Oh.
No, hold on.
First of all, this she don't ask me.
Are you crying?
Fuck people's cars up.
They can't.
Chicky's voice was cracking and everything.
I was, I was sad.
I think I was still drunk.
But I'm dead ass.
I'm still sad about it.
But no, this bitch blew it.
It's really at the mud when I knew it was at the mud when she said.
you know what I used to really be obsessed with Rochiel and looking at it I'm just like
I love it like I mean like wires yeah what it's guts are out if you you wouldn't never you would never
feel sad for a deer again if you ever hit one have you ever hit one yes yes oh bitch please
but still they look so helpless on the side I was so so hard broken keep seeing them on the side of the road
I'm like y'all I can't take it I cannot take it oh it was little baby's yeah Bambi his shit was
like,
damn.
I was laughing
her face.
No, Barbie was
literally laughing.
I'm like,
what the fuck are you laughing for?
Her voice was cracking at everything.
I'm like, girl,
girl,
I was sad.
I was trying to have this call,
Frankie.
It was so.
I'm sorry,
not the fucking neck was broke.
I said,
do it again.
I'm like,
all right,
bitch.
She thinks it's not.
It's not.
It's really not.
Them deer was everywhere.
Huh?
Pita.
Pita.
Over deer?
Why? Because I feel bad.
We didn't hit it.
Damn.
Yeah, Peter.
Kiss my ass.
Don't say that.
Listen.
We are really sad about the deer.
Dying.
But I want you to know.
We really are.
It was already dead.
It was nothing to do.
Okay.
Okay, Barb.
The body is body.
You cannot see anything.
You can tell that I don't have a swim suit top on, but what was the problem?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I guess that was the problem.
It just looked so sensual.
It's very much. It's giving video vixen. It's giving...
They were judging us. They judged me because of the background. And they were like, where are you? But our...
Y'all stayed in a container.
Yes, and it was fires. No, it wasn't a container home. That was just the siding on the house. It was beautiful. It was three levels.
Three levels. She's up there with the hot tub, on the roof with the light lights and everything.
It was fire. Thank you. I, you know, I'm just embracing myself. And we had a conversation about...
Look at me all in milk business. I know, me too. Anyway, um...
I feel like ladies can relate to this, though.
We were having a conversation about like, do you feel like you're sexy?
Well, you might as well like it while we hear me.
Yeah, why you ain't liking it?
Don't be a hater.
We'd be like your shit.
We be liking all your shit.
We said when you be like bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Yeah, we'd be reposting it and everything.
Wait, okay, let me do the sexy conversation first.
Do you feel like you give sex appeal, that you have sex appeal?
I know you're going to answer like your twin and answer it.
Yeah.
You feel like you have that sex appeal?
Sometimes.
I didn't for the long.
I didn't think that I had like sex.
You definitely have it.
I thought I was cute, like pretty, you know, but having sex appeal, I wouldn't say that
because y'all just said my twerking out the window is innocent.
Yeah, you have a playful side, but that bitch, that's sex, that sex appeal is so.
So I'm trying to turn my sexy up.
So if y'all don't like it.
When I say, I didn't say innocent.
I say it doesn't give trashy and slutty.
Well, that's good.
Because there's a fine line, there's a fine line between like sexy and slutty or trashy or
whatever.
Like, if you shake your ass, you make it.
look like
the motherfucker
ain't gonna be like
oh this whole
if they knew better
they do better
they're gonna be like
look at her out there
having a time of
his time of her life
like that one real
where's control
yes
that's me
on the dance floor
that's you
like the first time
we party with you
at Georgia Street
I'm like
I mean
this bitch is on
top of booths
on top of tables
on top of cause
but it don't
it just doesn't
give the same vibe
as like
if somebody else
did it. It's just like, oh, she's just
partying and having a good time.
And so while we're here, words. It might be the locks.
Maybe that's it.
I don't know. I think it's just
the, I don't know. It's like the way you move
or something. It's weird. It's like
more butterfly-ish.
Yeah, I would say so. You said what?
I probably got the most sexy people.
You think so? I would say so.
With glasses and locks. Yeah, boy,
let me lie to you. Come here.
And you're confident.
But I don't know.
It's just something about it.
You just don't look slutty.
I appreciate that.
Because in the comments, they were like, she's 30.
She's a whole mom.
She just has like just like carefree body to.
It's hard to diagnose it.
But that makes, that leads me to words on the rocks.
And guess what it is, y'all?
We have two words on the rocks.
Do we?
Yeah.
So this one you don't know.
Okay.
Laving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you explain?
Please, bro, they have me.
I am not AI.
I was not glitching.
They said, you and KG, neck and neck.
They said, I don't know who's words.
Her or him.
I was cracking.
They was like, I don't know who they said,
me and somebody need to be
in a competition of saying expeditions.
I'm like, I know how to pronounce stuff.
I don't know what happened in that moment.
And I actually posted that real.
If I would have noticed that I said laughing instead of living,
I would have cut the part.
You were just, your brain was just combining laughing and living.
That's it.
They were like, oh, God, she's glitching.
You do have a little.
bit of dyslexia.
I do very much so.
If you know, then you know.
Yeah, so.
So we're laughing.
We're laughing.
We're living.
We're laughing.
We're loving.
We outside.
All of that.
It's a real word.
Look it up.
Yeah.
A ho-ass niggas.
Yeah.
Look at this on top of cause.
Oh, my gosh.
A curve of a three thousand.
Y'all got me so fucked up.
What looks bad about that trash?
You got me fucked up.
What looks bad about that?
Two infinity.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm so serious.
I'm twerking that fast.
Hey, that's funny.
Throw that motherfucker.
She was throwing it.
Bob, wow, pal.
I was like,
that's not fast.
She sped it up.
It was,
that's just like your friend,
through.
Throw it.
It's not funny.
And she over here
at talking about some,
see, it's fine.
It looks good.
No, the fucking does it.
Kiki and drop down
play about stuff.
It looked like you naturally doing that.
Yeah.
No, that's the worst.
That's what makes it worse.
Don't say that you were there.
Boy, it's out the mood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get in the mud.
Don't he's dead.
He was there.
He was.
He's always with us.
He's our chaperone.
He didn't want to come to Nashville.
He just be making sure we don't, I don't know, fuck some shit.
We get ourselves in trouble.
We still make bad decisions with milk, so he's not there for that.
He's just there.
Motion milk.
Y'all.
Speaking of this, let's move on to Domusbush.
Y'all know what I should last thing about Nashville for a real full.
NB500 booty.
The last thing, Indy 500 booty.
Look at her.
She's serious to L.
And that was race weekend.
Yeah.
So it was on theme.
I thought, fuck, y'all.
I can't wait till she get you and be like, what's wrong?
I get it got all the time.
Do you?
No, you don't.
Yes.
I'll take the biggest L's on the couch.
Bitch, please.
Last week was a major L for me.
And you know what?
I had to fight for my rights.
Let's talk about it.
And I lost, but it's fine.
We don't know to talk about the pollution part.
They tried to Zeus network a bitch, but it's fine.
It's fine.
So we haven't been on this couch since Belly gang was on here, right?
Belly Gang, Cichington.
That was so major for us having him on a show.
We were super excited.
I'm about to be Bart Simpson.
I'm about to disappear into the Bush.
That's Homer Simpson.
Oh, right.
That's K.
Y'all know what I mean.
K.
K.D. did that too, though, didn't he?
Oh, where's the pink?
Where is the big?
Hey, shout out to my nigga, Katie, though.
He was with it.
He was with a black queen.
But for the belly gang situation,
we tried to explain in the caption.
We literally went from the concert to the couch.
Let me see one of the cards.
For a whole bunch of us to read.
Oh, you said one of them.
So if you know how lit we were,
at least myself, how lit we were at the concert,
Malch was lit as well.
So he's recording the show.
We're on the couch.
We're talking to this.
amazing guest. And we was just having fun.
Like, Belligang was really like one of the guys.
It was, the vibes were crazy.
Yeah. He was really, like, chilling.
He wanted me to keep making this damn purple drink.
We got a Belly Gang official talk about.
And let me just say this. Y'all motherfuckers, because y'all got my sister fucked up.
You know, talking about some overly going.
Orange is going, going.
Bitch, I'm sorry, but y'all niggas don't really lost the plot because if you watch the show
or even if you watch the reels, motherfuckers.
was just vibing.
He told my sister, she was gorgeous.
We was all just vibing with the nigger, giving him his flowers.
Like, and what's wrong with a little bit of innocent flirtation?
Like, we are with them.
What's wrong with that?
We're a heterosexual male and a heterosexual female or females.
Just having a flirty little viby time.
What the fuck is wrong with that?
And it was more vibe than flirt.
Yeah, definitely that.
But it's like, so what?
Even if we flirt and vibe here and then never talk to each other again,
do y'all not like that?
What y'all want to do?
Flirt with y'all homeboys?
I think there's just used to, like, the dating pool these days.
It's kind of, it definitely gives like hunger games.
Like, y'all niggas are so stiff.
Like, y'all don't know.
Oh, yeah.
And shout out to London.
McQueen, number one on Instagram, because he was defending us in the comments.
He's like this is a normal human interaction.
It was on Instagram.
Oh, it was the one who was like, I mean, to me, it looks like they just doing a job
and they got a guess and they're just potting.
And also, I will say this, because obviously if you don't know by now, I'm usually the drunkest one out of the crew.
I don't know why when it's me versus the liquor, the liquor always wins.
We take turns.
It just is what it is.
And this bitch be drunk in love every time she gets lit.
Y'all know I get, y'all has seen me in action.
Like, then, you know, I just fall in love when I'm drunk.
But it's also because I really am a lover girl in real life.
But I feel like I have to suppress that so much because these niggas just ain't shit.
So when I'm drunk, it just spills out of me.
I'm just weird and in love.
Your hair in this plane is really irking.
I swear, I can hear it.
I ain't go a lot, though.
I think, like, even to y'all testimony, though, like, he was real comfortable.
He was laughing to the jokes.
Like, he was alive.
Yeah, for sure.
And that's just normal interactions.
And I'm just saying, like, it'll be niggas in our faces.
And they'll act like just super normal, super whatever, like, not like that.
Like, they'll try to hide, like, the flirtation.
But then being all three of our DMs, like, that's weird.
We're not going to act like motherfuckers just vibing in real life and just going with the flow is weird or a motherfucker's going or anything like that.
Like, bro.
And on top of that, it's like when you're drunk, I think your normal drunk self is just your normal drunk self.
But when you get on this couch and you got it in your mind like, okay, we're about the pod and you're trying to give it that extra umph because you're trying to pod.
but your judgment is also off a little bit because you're drunk,
it just like comes across as a look.
Baby, this is, it's 520 somewhere.
Cocktails, conversation, and chaos.
You hear me, chaos.
It's going to be, yeah, Belligame was excited to be here,
and it was an absolute.
And we were catching vibes for context.
We caught a vibe prior to the couch after the couch, like the whole entire night.
He got some merge.
He got some merge.
He got some merge.
Merge.
We went to the club.
He was so chill.
And I was nervous about actually interviewing him.
And then so to interview him drunk, I was over here like,
yeah.
But he definitely set the tone and made it to the point where we were like super comfortable.
Like he definitely just felt like one of the homies.
And also like with him and Sarlito, they both had just like a super like southern hospitable.
Like just like real masculine, real nigger vibe.
Like honestly, just like a vibe that living here around most.
majority of these niggas, I'm just not used to.
Yeah, it's, it's the energy that they brought in.
Especially the lit.
Yeah, it's rare.
Like, he was, they were both really cool and shit.
It's just, he's so cool.
Like, they just want to milk 30, 30 and thriving.
All right.
We can cutting it later now.
We definitely don't know.
And it's hot motherfucker.
My mom's out of 10.
For me, get on the couch.
Y'all all bad.
Why wouldn't I?
What's wrong, no?
We were professional.
Yeah, we were professional with Lido.
We was just lit with
But I mean, but Lido
I told Lido I was a reverse cowgirl
Oh, you did say that
I mean but it was that was just
My thing is why they ain't take it there
That's the chaos
Why they didn't take it there with our shit with Lido
Like when I was like saying
We was talking about polygamy
And I said no Barb because I'll be like
My mom said that was her favorite part
She was so cute
I'm like girl you want me be gay too
So see they wouldn't have a problem with polygamy
No, I want to say that.
My daddy going to be like, now, let's see here.
I do appreciate the people who didn't look too far into it and just
it.
But, you know, people are going to comment and just, that's what they do.
So we love y'all.
The ones who had some, there's so much to say about it, like, y'all was just fucking
projecting.
What, y'all would eat this nigga dick up if y'all was on the couch or something?
Boy, it's out the mud.
Boy, it is out.
Happy pride month.
You're happy pride.
Shout out to the gays.
We love you gay girls.
Amen.
Do y'all have any gay male friends?
Shut up.
What's our girl we met in, um.
Oh,
Saya.
Shout out of Sia.
My girl, Sia.
Gay male friends?
I'm sure I do, but I'm sure.
Wait, wait, what's the,
what's the, uh, real we've been reciting all weekend?
Uh, he said, oh, God, we have to play it.
It's so funny.
But he gave his brother or his friend a cake for pride.
He's like, happy pride.
I got you just cake because you gay.
And he was like, what does it say?
He's like, be who you are for your pride.
But he got him some skittles in the balloon.
She was singing this all weekend.
It was so funny.
I got to definitely send y'all the clip.
But yes, happy ride mom to those that show their pride.
And happy future pride month to those who hide their pride.
Who have yet to come out the closet.
Come on out.
To all you DL niggas.
It's okay.
It's a safe space.
We will not judge you.
We're allies.
Pride, like, little party.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been to one before out of town, bro.
You've been to the one here, haven't you?
Yeah, I've been to the one here, but it's, what's so funny about the one that out of town.
The non-gay person was being?
What she was doing?
I used to be gay.
Oh, I forgot.
But when I went out of town, I really.
She said it so, like, I used to be gay.
I forgot, though.
I forgot.
Miss you started, like, a month, like an alcohol is an anonymous.
I'm a reformed gay.
No, I just had a phase job.
But anyway, um, you.
know the pride pray that I went to out of town my nigga loved me so much y'all he went with me
oh that's sweet what nigger did that don't worry what nigger did that don't mind would you do that
would you go to pride with your girl no because they be wearing the reason why why he went is because
i was with my sisters we were out of town and i was with my sisters i bought sand to the beach
like i'd be doing and my sister wanted she's gay and she wanted to go and so obviously we're
moving around together i'm not going to say we're moving around together and
And I'm like, can you come?
Can you come to this parade?
I ain't put too much context on it.
He was like, yeah, cool.
And next thing you know,
his thing is there with chaps on.
Yeah.
All that.
I'm like, oh, sorry, he didn't give a fuck.
Yeah, he's like.
I love that.
That's very much.
He's in his masculine energy.
I love niggas who, I mean, no, I don't like it when men act super, like,
homophobic.
Like, it's giving.
It's just like, why does it bother you so much?
Like, just mind your.
business.
Yeah.
Mind your business.
Go about your life.
And, wait,
of speaking of Pride Month,
my girl's stud,
buds,
she had this clip
of where she said...
Which one?
No, you know, I don't know they know.
Courtney or Latasha?
Who got the pink hair?
Courtney.
At one time they...
The brown skin,
Courtney.
Okay, the brown skin one.
No.
Okay.
That's it.
On the left.
In the...
Okay.
She had 21 of...
21 different females that she dated at her game or was dealing with at her game.
What's wrong with that?
She just like me.
We twins.
Do y'all know how many niggas are invited to the concert in 520 day?
Oh.
Like literally.
Talk about it.
No, no, no, no.
We don't even talk about.
How many exactly?
I'm just saying I understand.
Put your pride.
No, I just understand you.
Like, I'm popping my shit today.
For my support.
My day.
Come support me.
And she's,
she's officially a millionaire.
I want,
I'm a big bread.
So shit.
I'd be one of her 21.
If they don't,
if they don't got a problem with it,
why should she?
It's a knife, Courtney.
Hit me up.
I'll be 22, baby.
Oh.
Who got a song?
Who got a song?
Oh, 22.
I'm feeling 20.
Oh, Taylor.
Yeah, there we go.
I ain't a lot of speaking of June.
Y'all seen the Diddy and
Daphony Joy.
Did he sex tape?
Oh, I heard about it.
I haven't seen it.
I want to see it.
Did you see it?
It was on Twitter and I ain't watch it.
Oh.
What is that?
Quit playing me, though.
What happened?
In the video now.
Mount said speaking of June, speaking of Pride month.
Live be who you are for your pride.
What was she pegging him?
No.
Did he was watching her have intercourse with another man.
Well, we know he'd be doing it.
And they say he was back there playing with his micro penis as it was taking place.
Oh, I did hear he had a shrimp.
They said like he like not even shrimp.
Like it's micro like at this point.
No.
Why he ain't get a, he got all that money.
He should have got an implant.
But that I'm sure that affects the feeling and the sensation.
Well, he's not feeling anything now.
I would.
This or that.
I'm sure he is.
Hey, y'all, this or that.
A big dick that don't function or a little dick that do.
A big dick that don't function.
What?
What?
No, I'm saying.
Thank you.
Yeah, no, she can't.
Yeah, you can't get it.
Yeah.
Or you can't get in my,
you just want to, you just want to please.
It don't get up.
No, it gets up, but you can't feel the,
you can't feel the, you can't feel the sensation.
You can't feel the pleasure.
You're talking about a micro.
You're talking about them for themselves.
Yes.
I thought you were asking us a question.
He answered that question.
I'm like, wait a minute, out the mud.
Oh, God.
I was talking to you.
I didn't know what you, who you was talking to.
Hey, I do appreciate freaking Mike's answer, though.
He said, I'll take the little boy day.
It's not the size of a boat.
That's me.
She's love little dicks.
Whoa.
Now, pause.
Let's go.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
No, I don't.
We had this.
Stop mixing up the, you know how they like the clips shit up.
It is.
It's out the mud today.
But she's, we, look at it.
Mike said it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.
No, we had this conversation while we were in Nashville.
Like, we were literally like potty.
in the whole time in Nashville.
No, y'all would have been so proud of us.
We parted it the entire time.
Bro, if it's big and it get hard, I could work with it.
Just lay down.
Here, I don't do it.
I don't like extremely big ones.
I don't, I think that they don't like that.
I'm not talking about a mandingo.
Do you like, let us, if, if I get high, like, say, I'm going to.
What?
Huh?
Peep, peep, peep, listen to.
Pop the perk.
Yeah, I pop a little.
You feel me?
Okay, we know.
We know.
We feel in a pun.
Oh.
They say perky.
So, how do you.
climax. It's crazy for you.
They don't feel shit though.
So that's why they be going for a really long time. Yes.
I don't like that.
You're trying to kill my motherfucking spirit.
You're trying to kill my confidence, nigga.
We need to back out.
We've three hours in.
No, sir.
Wait, wait, I said I was done talking about Nashville.
If we're on for three hours and nothing has exploded yet.
Three hours.
If I're not fast, it's a problem.
But three hours is insane.
No, it's not.
For some girls, different strokes with
different folks. I won't rounds, but
same three hours
consecutively? There's no way that
that's happening. I don't know. I just
I'm gonna eat that wet that was up under that pillow
mouth. Oh, you wasn't up there. I'm gonna
eat that wet up under that pillow. What are we
talking about? Um,
my guy, my guy Jeff
said when he was younger
he was in his 20s, he was cracking a girl and he's
like, it's going crazy in here and he
like, you know how you stretching did it? He said he
reached on the pillow and it was a bottle of wet.
And I was like, baby girl at
20.
She was sneaking.
She was sneaking the loose.
But he said she pre-gamed.
But this is my thing.
Jeff was probably here at a little bit more.
But no.
At 20.
What if he said?
It's shit.
Fucking.
Yeah.
Squeeze that shit.
Baby oil.
Where all my oily.
Okay.
No.
Play the real.
Wait.
Nashville.
Wait.
Before, before.
Last thing about Nashville.
Kiki.
How do we miss this?
This was major.
We went to our.
after after party y'all and it was a man in her that was 82 years old oh and listen not pop pop pop
a girl walked up because i was like he was like yeah this is my granddad or something something
like that and so he was sitting her next to a little babe and i'm like oh okay what's up pop pa
she was like what you call him pa pa pa she said his name big daddy i said oh i said are you his
granddaughter or his girlfriend she said neither one i said okay my business pop pop pop she was offended
that she called her his name is big daddy dad
Shout out.
Why would you do that?
Why?
I wanted to know what's going on.
The guy we were with, he said it was his granddaddy.
So you're a pop-all.
Oh, I see.
Listen, he owed his shit in there with a fan-o.
He's fanning the strippers putting them up under their dress.
They fanning their peep pocket, fanning their booty ho.
He can't, he did my boobs like this.
I was like, yeah, pop-pop.
I mean, big daddy.
But he was old as ever throwing ones at the stripper.
And he was outside.
This is the after-air.
It's five in the morning.
Go to home.
Go to sleep, Papa.
Why are you here?
But that was Big Daddy.
Well, yeah.
By the way, shout out to 29th Street.
Shout out to 29th Street.
And Chin.
Those are our guys.
Those were your replacements, Malk.
We tapped in in Nashville.
Them was our guys.
They really protected us.
Yes.
Black truck everywhere, security, everywhere we went.
I think we were feeling like what we was feeling like.
What was we feeling like?
Like we should.
What we should feel like?
What real you said you want to play, Kiki?
The one with BG and Angel Reese.
BG.
Oh, you tapped in the basketball for her.
You got nicknames.
Oh, she used to love Bridie.
I have the biggest crush on.
Her deep old voice ain't it.
Back when you was gay.
How long she was in college?
No, when she was in college.
I really wasn't gay at that time, but I would have been a game.
You know, my, my heart is Ty.
Like, now.
Look how big she is.
That's a hell of a woman.
Like, what do you do her?
That was so unnecessary.
Then y'all look, she tried to save it, but it's just like,
it wasn't even that deep.
She said no Bounds today
It's the thing
The WNBA is bawling like they got a point to prove
I'm sorry look at that
Bro you don't fucking close line my girl
At this point it's
It's monastic violence
That's domestic violence
Somebody get the police up here
Oh my God
Because sir
You just what
She said her name big daddy
Britney Garner said she'd be dead
It's definitely giving big daddy
That girl said what's your name
She's giving up
Mad Dog.
Shout out to BG.
Y'all don't know Mad Dog off of Jason's lyric.
Oh my gosh. Crash out.
The Nick, his daddy used to get drunk and be his mom to be his mom at home.
No, I can't remember.
You too young.
No, I know the movie.
I just can't think of that right now.
She's still drunk.
So wait.
So that was your favorite like basketball player?
Yes, I used to love her.
So she went to Baylor.
What's your favorite basketball team?
WNBA or NBA.
Oh.
I mean, I'm kind of like a home team kind of girl.
So Pacers.
Facer's.
Named five players on the Pacers team.
Reggie.
Can I say Larry Bird?
Does that count?
Oh, not on the current team.
Try.
No, all generations.
All generations.
Larry Byrne didn't play for the Pacers.
I know, but he was the coach.
That's what I'm saying.
Can I say him?
Does that count?
All right.
Because I know some current players.
Come on.
Is he the current coach?
Ain't that a quality.
We're not talking about the coaches.
All right, fine.
Listen, that was a,
when Rick Carlwell.
Was there post?
That was the last time I paid attention, is what I'm saying.
Okay.
It's been a while.
Oh, uh, Jermaine O'Neill.
Current players.
Current.
I can't, okay, the, Tyrese Halliburton.
All right, Tyreece.
And then, what, okay, the look, y'all got meeting messed up.
You said, who?
What's the, what's the, what's the, five in general?
Okay, I said, Jermaine O'Neill,
Tyrese Hallibran, Reggie Miller,
um, Middle World Peace.
Okay.
Okay, but he was Ron Arte's.
Also,
Oh, Wilson's face used to play.
Lance used to play for them.
And Jeff Teague, of course.
Sorry.
I was today years old when I found out Jeff paid for the Pacers.
No, I'm just playing.
I knew.
I knew.
I remember.
Because they were mad that they said he was up in them by the jerseys when they gave him ticket.
But, okay.
Man.
Bro, this nigga wore a New York hat today game, bro.
Say I did and I do, I did okay, right?
Yeah.
Thank you, Mel.
I don't know if I can name.
What's your favorite team?
I said, do those count?
I knew they didn't play.
I'm just saying can they count.
I'm just saying can they count.
I think I can name five.
Let me try.
Go ahead.
Tyrese.
Nimhart.
Nimbart?
Nimbart?
I thought it was Nimhard.
Nimhard.
Nimhart.
Um,
uh,
the African guy.
Oh.
Seacum.
Seacum.
And then the really cute guy.
Who's really cute?
Johnson?
He's not on their team no more.
He got some little mixed kids.
He ain't playing.
What's his real name?
The one who came on a show?
JJ.
That's what they was calling on a gym?
That was him?
Yeah.
He used to have blocks.
But he just recently was on the team.
He just wasn't in a play.
Yeah, he was last year.
His name was.
His last name, Johnson.
Is it Josh?
No.
Not Jeff.
It's JJ something.
Yeah.
JJ.
Jerome.
Javall.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's true.
Nah, I don't.
That's all I got.
Okay.
I named six.
I named six people.
And the coaches.
Thank you, Melvin.
Oh, my God.
That's up.
Stop paying and listening.
You really know basketball.
You really know basketball.
I fuck with, I fuck with the fever.
I like the fever.
You know five people on the fever.
Mike goes low.
I'm not, I'm not fucking with Mike.
Five fever.
Oh, Lord.
Let's go.
Raven Johnson, Caitlin Clark,
Aaliyah Boston,
Stephanie Cunningham,
and...
Other popular black girl.
Oh, right.
Kelsey Mitchell.
Period.
Yeah.
Give us some tickets.
Please.
We want to be front and center,
not by the jerseys.
It's 520-some.
We're working on our sports.
Yeah.
We're building that part of our portfolio.
I would like to be at the Indians baseball game.
Just somebody give us some tickets so we can be somewhere.
All right.
Now, cut it out.
I always used to take my son.
The mascot.
He's an Indian.
Moving on.
Broke's thing a guy ever did.
She said moving on.
What is it?
Broca's think a guy ever did to you all.
Uh, bought me a fake bag.
was it in a plastic
a fake louie bag it was in a um
what style it was in a it was a speedy
and it was in a monogram
it was in a dust bag
but it was not in like a shopping bag or nothing like
no box
it had a lock on it but it was very shiny
a very shiny lock
and it was just like fake as fuck
and I was pretty young but I'm just like
nigga
no
when like it didn't give me
it to you for like a holiday or are you just like here babe no it was just like it wasn't a holiday we had
just we were like freshly dating we hadn't had sex or anything and i don't know if he just felt like
he was trying to impress me it was some training wheels to get the real bag but it was just like
what did you say like when he gave it to you i was just like sitting there like thinking in my
head like bro this shit fake it's and then i just took it and then i threw it away when i got home
Oh, this has me thinking, though, about the broken thing.
This came from a Twitter post.
They said someone on IG asks the ladies what's the poorest thing a man has ever done around y'all.
And it said one girl said he had a king-sized bed with a queen-sized mattress.
So remember they were judging me for the long.
Oh, my gosh.
A king-sized bed with a queen-sized mattress.
King-sized mattresses are expensive.
But then, what did you get the first?
frame for if you couldn't afford the mattress.
You know what?
Two things that don't match.
The woman probably took the bed and was like,
are we done?
You ain't keeping this bed and cracking nobody on it.
She probably took the mattress and left him with the box springs.
You know, the box springs ain't nothing, but.
Yeah.
What are they?
A little wood.
No, I'm saying there.
It's two full-sized mattress.
Wait, so they had the box frame too?
Two twin makes up the box box.
So he had the bed frame and the box screen.
With a queen-sized mattress.
So it was like, you could step down on.
That is very weird.
That's a different one.
Although, man, do we having some crunchy-ass, low-calibre-ass mattresses.
At first, I couldn't think of the poorest thing a man had done.
But now, I think one Valentine's Day, this man, he just didn't give a fuck about me anymore.
So he should have just didn't even do it.
He went and got me, like, you know how they be having those, like, made-up things?
That is probably one of the worst gifts you can.
ever get.
Like, you know, they'd be selling them on the corner.
It'd be like a titty with balloons and stuff like that.
Straight off of 38 in keystone.
But it was a, it had like some bottles of wine and some other stuff.
He said he had somebody make it.
But it was just so like, I said, give it to your mom.
He was like, what do you mean?
Why are you saying give it to mom?
Why would I give it to my mom?
Because why would you give it to me, bitch?
If it's not okay to give it to your mom, why the fuck you think I want this cheap as
wrapping paper with these cheap ass models of wine.
Don't give me no damn give basket for real.
That is the worst gift that you can ever give, the most thoughtless gift ever.
Like, these hos don't know what I want to be putting in no basket.
Like, no.
And they be putting in some straight boo.
He said he hit you with the Easter basket for V-Day.
For V-Day.
And it was late, too.
You lucky and ain't have a kickball in there.
It probably did.
When I told you, I didn't even look at it when I seen that it was wrapped in plastic.
Uh-huh.
I didn't care to look at it.
Give it to your mom.
Bro, get this out of my face.
What about you, Kim?
Y'all, I was really young when this happened.
And I was on a date.
And the dude that I was with after we, like, got done, like, eating our food, he looks, he looks over at me.
And he looked like is looking at my hair.
And he goes, I cannot make this.
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
He put it on the plate.
And then he gets the waitress to come over.
And he was like, excuse me, there's hair in our food.
There's hair and her food.
And she's, like, looking at the, like, food, like, ate on.
And then she's like looking at the piece of hair.
And then she looks at my head.
I'm just like, oh, my God, Lord.
Want to get away?
She, what?
I was really young.
Also, I think that nigga was on drugs.
You never told me about that.
Is that the nigga that don't tip?
Why would I say that?
That's the nigga that don't tip.
That is insane.
Oh, my gosh.
See, we've had, he's a repeat offender.
I haven't been on double dates with that, with that her and that man before.
And he would leave super small tips.
So they took it off the bill.
I'm just like, this is crazy.
Now he pulled your hair out for that.
He was like, let me see.
I was like, what the fuck?
I'm like, ow, what are you doing?
Kiki, that is probably the one.
He literally goes and puts it on the plate.
I cannot make this up.
That was the cheapest shit ever.
You took the cake with that.
That's insane.
You won.
I win.
You win.
Go, girl.
He definitely used to do some.
I used to have to compensate for his tip.
All right.
Okay, girl.
Moving on.
I was like, that's what you're leaving for a tip.
And he'll be like, I don't care they don't tip my granddaddy.
His granddaddy had like a restaurant or something.
And so he should know better.
I guess.
If you knew better, baby, you do better.
Don't do drugs.
All right.
What was I going to say?
Damn.
Wait, you were on the show when they was talking about the tire conversation.
Oh, yeah.
So y'all have your fathers in your life.
it was a real about a girl
yeah it was a real about a girl the tire
had went flat and she texts her dad like hey dad
how do I change the tire
to tell her boyfriend or something and he was like
first thing first break up with you
so we know you miss niggas
and that you can do things on your
own but how do y'all feel
about men doing masculine things
knowing how to change the tire
knowing how to you know things like that
what are your standpoints I mean if you
can't save me then what are you here for
but I think if he was
willing to do it, then he should have just helped guide him. Because you have to learn at some
point. Like, if you don't got to come into the situation knowing how to change my tire.
But we could either figure it out together. But if I'm with a man, I'm not, I'm not changing the tire.
So if he was there, he was like, I don't know what to do. Like, you would guide him through it?
We could, yeah. We could got, but I'm not going to do it. How would that make you feel, though?
It wouldn't make me feel no type of way. I mean, you got to go through it to get it.
through it. I like that. If you never learned, then you just never learned. Maybe you've never
been in a position to where you had to change attire. Maybe your daddy, maybe your mama was a
hole and you don't know who y'all daddy is. So he couldn't teach you how to change your tire.
That's a good woman right there. I love that. Yeah. It's a good woman right there.
They love that response. I love that because my vagina would have instantly dried up and I would
have been like, but the guys were saying. If he's willing to change the tire, but he just doesn't
know how. How can you be all that? You get in a forever. For sure.
On this same phone that I just text my father, you should have took it and got on TikTok or YouTube because you can learn how to do anything.
That's probably, okay, and that's what we're going to do.
Or I can just walk you through it.
Or problem solver.
I don't know how to change the tire, babe, but I'm about to get A AAA.
I'm about to call somebody.
Just get it figured out.
Sitting here, being lost in a sauce with me, it's not what we're going to do because I don't know to change the time.
We're not doing that.
I don't want to be with a guy and it's just like it feels like I'm by myself.
Like you can't save me.
You can't save the damn time.
They literally be like, what are your, what is something that you want in the
man?
First thing for a problem solver because I got a lot of problems, baby.
Help me.
Help me.
You have to be able to figure something out.
I love a problem solver.
I'll take a problem solver over a trick.
Yeah, me too.
What about y'all?
No, definitely.
Definitely a problem solver.
I love me a problem solver.
Like I was having the worst day of my life today.
I'm being so dramatic because nothing was going on.
But I was just overwhelmed.
And I called my day and like before you can.
say hello. I told him every single problem that I had.
He was like, give me a second. I'm going to call you right back.
And when he called back, he handled it.
I had everything.
Oh, no. She called him when we was about to hit the road complaining about a sparkling
image, not cleaning her car outright. And I'm over here just wiping and scrubbing and stuff.
And he's like, they didn't clean it. They didn't get this. They didn't get that.
It's okay. I got you, baby. When you get back, I'm like, I know that's right.
The real man. So y'all be trying to act like I'm just a bird and I don't got no good father.
I got the best fault of ever.
Telling, I'm bar, you're a princess.
I am.
I just make bad decisions with men.
I used to, not anymore.
But the guys led that to saying, being in them, we're saying they're not changing a tire.
That's what they pay insurance for.
That's what AAA.
And that was another discussion.
So we're going to sit here for 30 minutes and wait on AAA when you can just get out here and change this tire.
That's, I mean, that's clever, to be honest.
So, I mean, you feel like a man should definitely be able to change the tire.
What do you feel like you, what do you do?
around the house like girly general type vibe you want to ask your sister yeah what do you do
she can cook she can clean not a treat a nigga right period but yeah but i'm just saying like
that's not like you might have to change attire like once every few years but what why are we we
we shouldn't even be comparing it to like what women do in the house on a day isn't that the problem
Ain't that the problem with this gender war stuff?
But they were saying if he knows how to change cars, he's paying, I mean, know how to change tires, he's paying the bills, he's doing all of this, what do you contribute to the house of what womanly things are you doing?
And what I told the guys, I'm like cooking, keeping the house clean, making the house a home, being a man.
I didn't say all this on the podcast because I don't care to sell myself to me because I'm just, you know how I am right now?
No self-promo.
I'm just not, I'm so content just being by myself that I don't even think about these things.
but Biham was literally saying like
so what's your favorite
what's your favorite dish to cook and I'm like
probably like some chicken he was like
so you want a man doing all this and he got to come eat
chicken six seven different ways he's like you're supposed to be
over there practicing for your man and I'm just like
practicing for a man a man better be practicing
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When y'all first meet a nigger,
like y'all don't come out the gate, like being yourselves,
like being nice, being a certain type of way.
Like, somebody got to bring that out of you.
Being nice?
No, I'll be being nice and courteous.
Doing things for them.
Yeah.
So this is my thought.
it.
Traditionally, women are the catch.
Therefore, men are supposed to be the ones chasing.
Like, it's, if you're just, like, overselling yourself and being, like, overpromoting
yourself and just doing the fucking most to get this man's attention, you're essentially
chasing him.
Like, you're begging for his attention and his validation.
There's nothing feminine about that.
There's nothing feminine about chasing a man.
He's supposed to be courting.
you. There's nothing feminine about courting a man. He's supposed to be courting you in the
courting stage. Now, once we're together, there's nothing feminine about courting. What there is
feminine is service, like serving your man once he's your man. Baby, you got to get us to the
promised land to get the perks. Like, I'm not courting you. In the courting stage, why would I be
chasing you? You're a man. Why do you even want me to chase you? Okay, Dr. Brian. I don't know
that's right. You been on start. You been over here. Hey, go ahead and put her.
Her license is real.
Put her license up behind her, Mike, like, Dr. Brian over here.
No, but that sounds really good.
But it's like I, even myself, when I was, like, dating, I was finding myself, like,
paying for dates and stuff like that, just, like, off the strength of trying to show them
that they're not being used or this, this and that.
And like you said, but that's, that's Courtney.
That's Jason.
That's corny.
Yeah.
I ain't corny, but it's just not what women are supposed to be doing.
I'm probably going to pay for a date, like, on some, like, special occasions.
like your birthday or sweetest day or something like that but outside of that like the women buy
the groceries i'm not no needy-ass person i'm not sitting here and asking you for every little
thing hair money nail money grocery money you know what i'm saying maintenance money yeah i'm not i'm not
doing that i don't sit i'm not a bigger so it's like when i go to the grocery store i'm gonna pay
for all that i'm gonna cook the food and also even like with to go like um you're the girls
nine times out of 10 if we're not going on a day you're just trying to make sure the house is fed and
make sure some food at home for your niggin when you get home.
You're paying for that as well.
So it's like I should never, ever have to come out of money for a date.
Yeah.
Because you do.
You be out with us and you will make a call and be like you want to get you something.
If I got a nigga at home, I'm literally, beg you want something.
I'm going to send you a picture of the meal, the me and everything.
Like, so I should never have to pay for a date respectfully.
Oh, speaking.
So did y'all see Tiga from.
The rap city.
And he also is on the radio, too.
But did y'all see his, like, wife hosting her face?
Oh, I did see.
She had, like, a gash over her eye and her face was black.
Allegedly.
That's basically what she was insinuating, but then she ended up taking it down or whatever.
But I just, I mean, if he did do it, he really did a number on her.
And I feel like that's so fucking mean.
Also, I feel like when I'm, I don't know about y'all, but on my timeline, I see.
see so much negative stuff coming through like that.
But also like men kills pregnant baby mama and baby man kills ex.
It's been a lot.
Like girlfriend or whatever.
By the way, it's also men's mental health month.
So, but anyway.
I know some niggas with some mental health.
I see a lot of that down my timeline.
And I feel like even with, um, uh, Tiga's like wife or whatever, it's just like I think that we,
have to, I was, because I was talking to somebody,
my masseuse who was like out, and I haven't seen her in a while,
and we caught back up, and she's like, yeah, I'm back.
She was, like, injured, and she was telling me that she had to get surgery and stuff,
and she basically was, like, slowly but surely telling me that she got, like, hit by a car,
and then she told me that her ex is the one who ran her over or whatever.
And then we were just talking, and she basically was, like, saying that she called the police on him,
and he's fighting a case, and he also has.
She has like a restraining order on him as well.
And so I was like, I'm so proud of you.
I'm like, I'm proud of you for standing on yourself.
I'm proud of you for standing on that nigger.
And then we were just basically saying like when the red flags happen, I feel like as women,
you need to get the fuck.
But then also when a niggas take it there with you, like hold him accountable.
Don't be scared to, you know, seek justice for yourself.
Leave after that first time he put his hands on you.
Yeah, but and I am calling the police.
Please. Yes. Like, don't be calling. I'm sorry. No, for real. That's the best thing you're going to jail. No, because literally, and it's like, these niggins are not going to learn. Like, do you know how many women we see come across our timeline? And then even like the girl who South that South Africa thing. Oh, yeah, with the white man. Yeah, he's, he was acquitted of everything. Like, he's in, I guess, proven innocent allegedly and everything. And it's just like, but we don't know what happened with that. But my thing is like accountability. Like, it really does come down to accountability.
Like, hold these niggas accountable.
Stand on that niggas.
Stand on yourself.
And even, like, men, stand on your brother, your friend, your cousin, whoever, nephew, whatever.
And that with it being men's mental health month, I think that that's another thing is that
they need to, men need to get help.
We need to make it a safe space for men to know that therapy is okay.
And I do think that it goes, but not to put, not to, like, blame women.
but they say like we're not a safe space for men to be able to,
to be able to like vent and let us know their traumas and things like that.
But, and because we use it against them.
So we need to be able to be a safe space to them.
Men go through mental things just like women.
Everybody goes through mental issues.
And that's a part of being a couple and being a man's peace and being his understanding.
And it's vice versa too because it's women do domestic stuff all the time too
and kind of get away with it.
but just going forward, like.
I need to come to the young niggas side, man.
Y'all just is crazy.
You don't be crashing out?
Y'all don't be putting your hands on women.
No.
That's cute.
I love that.
Them pill popping, perkins be spazzing out.
But no, we really be.
No, but it's the ones who pop pills and the ones who sit, the ones who sit owes, they do be abusive.
Oh, honey.
What is wrong with them?
Bipolar.
And you cannot.
Yeah, alcoholics.
I dealt with the alcoholic not that long ago.
The nigga was like straight manic for like three days.
I'm talking about came up to my kids' school.
They're like, are you okay?
Would they need therapy?
They need addiction.
They need some madness tab.
Y'all, they need to be tasing these niggas.
They need them little things they put in them a dog.
They need those collars that zap them as soon as they start acting crazy.
nigga, you're acting manic.
Go get you some depicoat, you crazy ass man.
I don't like that word stamped as the unstable creatures because I'm fine.
These men, uh-uh, baby.
Y'all are taking it to a whole new level.
Y'all don't together, guys.
Y'all don't know niggas like this.
Y'all don't know these cutting them in.
That's why you don't know.
But anyways, y'all.
And that was the biggest thing that we want to cover this on the show, though,
for all the females that are watching or any men that may be getting
his ass to jail, bitch.
And don't give him no more chances.
No, for real.
All bullshit aside.
We love y'all.
We're here for y'all.
Get it together.
Let's help y'all.
On both sides.
Men and women.
For real.
Get therapy.
Call the police.
Keep your hands to yourself.
9-1-1.
Y'all can't fuck with the police.
All right.
All right.
Anyways.
Out of pocket or pee.
Okay.
Of course, we all know Lado's new album dropped.
Did y'all have a favorite song in the album?
This person, though, no, not it's only song I know.
The one, though, where she actually,
Discardies.
Yes.
No, it's called,
Give me that.
Yeah.
Um, that song is cool.
You listen to it?
Yeah, I listen to it.
I don't remember the songs,
what they're called,
but the one with about 21 Savage was cute.
All the songs about 21 Savage.
No, no, no.
The one is,
I'm calling for you, you, you,
I forget what it was called.
She sampled a lot of, like,
um, like old school songs, too.
I really like that.
Yeah, she really got in her bag on night album.
But, um, but, um, but yeah,
so out of pocket or repeat.
So basically.
y'all know y'all remember back in October. She said it wasn't a diss. When Cardi was calling her pussy or whatever, basically, to Ice Spice's manager, the reason why she was calling Ice Spice manager, by the way, and going off is so funny. Do y'all know the context? No, get it to us. You want to know? Yeah. Okay. So Ice Spice dropped a song and she was like, she said she had Betty, but she'd be touching her face.
Oh, she'd be touching her face.
Okay. I'm like, oh my gosh. So she called.
the manager and went completely off.
And she's like, he's like, well, what did she say?
And she's like, you know what she said.
You know what she said.
And all that.
And she's like, so you think I pussy?
Like, little, first of all, that was so rude.
Like, you don't have to, like.
You didn't even have to throw me in there.
And then it's just like, when she apologized, she's like, I didn't mean to da, da, da,
like she did it by accident.
And it's like, fuck, you call me pussy by accident.
You're not a girl's girl.
You think I'm pussy.
multiple times because this is the thing and even if you know you have somebody in your life a sister
or friend or whatever who is more of like a pushover and you're trying to like make a point or
whatever um i might be like i'm not such and such but i'm not never going to be like you think
i'm pussy like such and such such and such and she's saying i'm not such a shade she thought like
that was like a little over the top and i'm sure she obviously she never planned for her to get leaked
or whatever um but even like the damage control that she did lotto said in their interview with breakfast
club that she did that tweet or whatever and talking about, you know, apologizing in public
viner or burking, you know, in private or whatever, but she says she never hit her personally,
like they were on text.
And they were friends.
And she's like, she never hit me personally until months later until, like, basically, like,
she's being Lotto wasn't, like, going or whatever.
But I don't know.
The internet is divided.
They feel like Lotto is like that was a little dramatic for her to not speak with her and
then just, you know, address it on the album.
But I just feel like this is the end.
industry. This is your job. He's an artist. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to capitalize off of
whatever my situation is, whether it happened back then or whatever. And then, like, girl, I slid.
I was on your album. Like, I'm on your album. And then I'm sorry. I don't, I don't got no words for you.
Because it's one thing to feel like, oh, we're in network positions or like, it's just industry
relationships or whatever. But she says she looked at her as like a real friend. So it's like, if I
I look at you.
I don't know that shit's fun.
If I view you as my girlfriend, I just came to do this work for your album.
And then, like, a couple days later, I see you bashing me on the internet, basically.
Bro, I probably don't want to hear nothing you talking about.
And she was pregnant, but she was pregnant too.
And then you didn't even reach out to me personally.
You want to talk about buying me a burkin online.
Like, I don't need a burkin.
I just needed you to be a stand-up bitch.
And that's what she said in the lyrics.
Like, you're talking about buying Big Mama bags, you know.
My nigga ain't already bought it.
I honestly can't believe the people who are like saying like, wow, she's dragging it or she's being so dramatic.
Like, no, if you're my real, if I thought you was, if I really looked at you as a friend, like that probably hurt her feelings and really caught her off guard.
Like, yeah.
Bitch, what?
She has every right to feel the way that she feels and, you know, address it where it's because I'm a ghoster anyway.
But if I'm a rapper and I ghosted you in real life and then I just mentioned it on my album, I have.
every right to do that. So y'all stop being delusional. So that was her life. Cardi was out of pocket.
I believe so. Cardi was out of pocket. And they're saying like she's, she is pussy because she,
after when she went on a breakfast club, she said that she would actually have a conversation or she
would be open to having a conversation. But at the end of the day, the marketing really like
chef's kiss. She really did her big one with that. Like she's an interview. They talking about it on
And she's like the most, she's very lit right now.
Yeah.
So, and that plays the role, that plays a part.
She's so.
And I mean, she, you never know.
She could have been open to a conversation when it happened, but you wasn't trying to
have a conversation.
You didn't reach out directly.
You was trying to tweet about it.
And sometimes it's not always about this just happened to you.
Sometimes it's not always about the occurrence or what actually happened and went
down like it is what it is.
We can, we can get over this or we can talk about it.
We can fix it.
We can fix it.
Whatever it can be fixed.
But the response.
Like, handle me with care.
like actually give me a genuine response when you do your damage control.
Okay, so anyway, only fans model Sophie Rain.
She said that an NBA player offered her $15 million job for her virginity.
First of all, do y'all believe that?
I will say this too.
She did go online and she was saying that she released her real age for real
because there's the lying say that she was 19, but I believe she's actually 23.
And she admitted that she'd be lying about it because she know these niggas.
pervs.
So we know she lied about her age.
I don't know.
Do y'all think she's a virgin?
Sophie, right?
I don't got no reason to
like not believe a bitch.
If you are,
who else to you?
Who y'all think offered her,
she's an NBA player.
Who y'all think it was?
It's so many of them.
15 million.
Who can afford to throw a bitch 15 million?
Jane Tarton.
Why did I say?
see that. Really? I've seen James Harden. I've seen KD. I also seen Shaq. I don't think it was
Katie because he was, he was out with a black queen. Yeah. KD. Wouldn't dare. Yeah.
Shack. Shack's not in the NBA. That's what I could. I could guess him.
A player. I could, I could, yeah. I don't know. People would be, I don't know. I wish I
still had a V-card. I, I have no thoughts here. I just wish I had my V-Doh. She's,
she's pretty lit, though. She, people love her. Would you sell your virginity for $15 million?
If I had it.
But if you, if once you, okay, so she's different because she's an only fan's model.
But if you make it to 23 with your V-card, you're probably too virtuous to sell it.
But she's the only fans model.
I know.
She's different.
That's different.
I do it.
I'll sell my pinky toe for $15 million.
For $15 million.
Because you're only walking cricket the rest of your life.
But no.
And to an NBA player, like, I mean, yeah, I probably would too.
I probably would.
Honestly.
15 million, that's pretty sweet.
Oh, y'all, what's worse?
A girl with a few bodies, a regular girl,
or an only fan's model who's a virgin, this or that?
I mean, a few isn't that much.
What's a few?
Yeah, how many?
A hand, a handful.
I'll take the regular girl with a few bodies over a virgin.
What about you, Mel?
Yeah, I'm taking a regular girl.
Why?
Why? Why?
Why don't want her virginity?
Because her put.
I want some shit that's experienced, though.
Oh.
She's.
I don't want to build a girl.
Like, come with me, you're a little slutty.
Like, we can't.
Come with me, you a little slutty.
But if she's on Only fans, she's pretty experienced.
She's, she's got, she knows a little some.
Does the fact of her being an Only Fans model tarnished the fact that she's a virgin?
Mm.
I wouldn't think she is.
Mm.
All right.
All right, so Erica Banks was saying she stopped counting her bodies after 20, right?
What would y'all do if a nigger led with how many bodies do y'all got?
Well, if you don't get a fuck out my favorite.
Check, please.
If you're old back to fuck up.
Why, ho?
Why?
First of all.
I'm too old.
I'm a lie.
I'm definitely going to lie.
My overachiever ass, I'm not at that number yet.
So I'm going to try to prove.
Put a good.
There was Jerome and Eric and Kevin and Sam.
There was Tyrone.
Yeah.
No, but no.
For real.
Cut the trip.
I'm over it.
Okay.
Would you lock up?
Or how would this conversation go?
I just feel like there's no reason for you to be why.
Yeah.
I'll be like, what does that change?
How much do you weigh?
I was to say, how much money do you have in your bank account?
Then send it.
All right.
They're sick of us
Well, we missed each other
And we want to sit on this couch and talk
How long has it been?
How far deep in are we?
How many bodies we do?
How many bodies we got?
You know, we're going to gas and shit
He's the unparable
They want us to cut it
We're sick of us
We missed each other and we wanted to apply
We miss the people
We missed y'all too
When y'all being mean
Trying to kick us off the couch
How long y'all are?
How long?
Two hours.
It is not too else
He's lying.
He's lying.
Oh my.
my gosh.
Not from start up.
Get me out of here, bitch.
All right.
Bye.
Fuck y'all.
All right.
No, for real.
We out.
Yeah.
Now you're out.
This is the thing.
Y'all, we didn't do fit check.
Oh, we did not do fitche.
Oh, Trop ended on turbo booty.
Ooh.
I can't.
I wasn't dancing that fast.
I'm going to do turbo booty.
You do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Be my father.
This shit will fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all big time.
She was like.
that's the same color too
that's
big check
two piece on deck
yeah
with a scrunch booty
don't play with her
looking like you're about to go work out
they actually draw
row sneakers or turbo booty
you
bro fuck y'all
I can't also
this is war
I'm about
I didn't know that you was really serious
I'll go next
I'm fresh off the road
why you're always on the road
I grow
five hours today and then
dropped
to keep Barbie
sprang off and then came
free here.
I'm giving the whole
synopsis.
You know, I like to give
my disclaimers.
Key phase of
Turbo
to infinity.
And beyond.
You looking good.
Yeah, yeah.
It says baby turbo?
It does say baby turbo.
It does say, baby turbo.
It's like, this is baby
You back for the 99s in the 2000s.
Mind your business.
Okay, bye for real guys.
Out the mood.
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See y'all.
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