Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Can You Date Someone Who Isn't Financially Stable? 👀

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

This week on It's 520 Somewhere, the girls take a trip down memory lane as they share the stories behind their very first kiss—and let's just say, not everyone's experience was picture perfect ����💋From there, the conversation shifts into modern relationships and one of the biggest questions people face while dating: How much does financial stability really matter?Is there a difference between someone who's temporarily struggling and someone who lacks ambition? What are your deal breakers, and where do you draw the line?With honest opinions, hilarious stories, and plenty of real girl talk, this episode is guaranteed to spark some debate.Tap in and let us know... How important is financial stability in a relationship? 🎙️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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try tonight, today. Whatever. Trap, how you doing? I barely made it here. Barely. Y'all, we was outside. I didn't get home to like 6.30 in the morning. I didn't get home to like 8 o'clock in the morning.

How about, well, I dropped her off. She got home at like 6.15. How you feeling, Kiki? Y'all got, what's it called, Electrolights? Girl, honey. Both. Listen.

But wait, why is it in Spanish? What kind of stuff is that? Mine is in Spanish because I get mine from the Mexican store. Okay, so that's real. No, no, no, no, artificial dyes. They just, they got the, they got the flavors, too. They have grapefruit in there. Yeah, and I just like one to the Mexican store.

I feel like the food and stuff is fresh. Yeah, it's fresh. It feels like a real grocery store. Mm-hmm. Is it expensive? It's a little, I feel like it's high. It's higher than Walmart to me. Yeah.

Don't know what else is surprisingly high? Safeway. That's not surprising. Safeway's always been high, which is crazy because they put those in, like, the hood. Yeah. And then tax it. You think that's because they know people got food stamps. Yeah, but it's just crazy, though.

But I feel like... Their meat is cheap, though. Cheap meat. I don't know, like, supermarkets when, when... But I don't know, because Kroger's... Really, the only place that I look at that has, like, the best price for groceries is Walmart. Walmart, yeah. And I'm not a Walmart grillie.

I'm a Kroger grill. Kroger is high. Proger is cool. Oh, okay. Proker is cool. But still, I could go in Kroger and just get a few things and next thing I know I don't spend $60. I don't like Walmart's produce. I'm an Aldi's girl too.

I'm definitely, yeah, Audi is cool. But Audi is for the cookers. Audie also, it be, yeah, sure, because it be throwing me off with some of the- Okay, you'll be cooking? Oh. I already have some gross-ass stuff. Like some of the generic stuff is disgusting. stuff is disgusting.

That chunky soup, they got an Audi version, right? Never drink any Aldi's juice. Okay, noted. Also, they're sardines. Or they iced coffee. Their sardines are gross. They're disgusting. And y'all know I love sardines.

Like, it's just some stuff you cannot get from there. Their produce is really, really fresh, though. I feel like on that, they're healthier items, like the spinach artichoke dips and things like that be really good. I'll be getting it. But she. They got a Mexicali dip. That is so good.

Oh, my gosh. Yes. What's that one stuff that we eat in? Hummus. Yes. I love hummus. Yes. We need to do a little, we said we were going to do a little chakouti chucci board.

Yeah, a little chucci board. Also, they iced coffee is pretty good. I said it's nasty. You have to mix it with creamer, the plain kind. Oh, they creamer is nasty too. Yeah, don't get their creamer, but they're iced coffee. Shout out to Audies, no split. We love y'all.

Yeah. Oh, that's where our grocery shop. That's why I do most of my grocery shopping. You get the most bang for your buck. For sure. I want to introduce our drink for the day. I took it upon myself to say that we're drinking refreshers. And then when I seen them come in with their electrolytes, I'm like one band, one sound.

We were literally all on this thing. But any drink that I make, you can make it either a mocktail or a cocktail. So this is a refresher. I made it with strawberry juice, leech, leachy syrup, freshly squeezed, lemon juice, and a tonic water. So it's a refresher. I added in some like freeze-dried strawberries.

It's a lemon slice and it's actually some blueberries in there as well as alici. And this is just so refreshing and so good. So this is for the day after. Super duper good. Malk, I had a question for you. I got a question for you before you asked Malk. Okay.

Why the fuck? What is that on your glasses? Oh. I'm starting a new. trend trying to be a fucking trendsetter rock star no my glasses so yesterday was chaotic so tried to be cute put in some contacts and i had put my glasses in like a little box and i had the necklace in it stuck i can't get it off and i don't want to break my necklace i need to figure it out just imagine i was drunk this morning like i tried to have my dad do it like it was just crazy so

i'm gonna figure it out but for now it's a little stylish thing called me a little oozy bird oh my gosh hey we was lit to them white people songs last night. They was looking at us like we was crazy. We had fun. The fever got another W. W. Dobs in the chat. Dubs in the chat.

We're the fever, good luck charm. At this point. Good luck charm, not groupies, Jeffrey. Oh, my God. No, for real. They can't lose a game when the Fogu is in a spot. The next home game, we won't be here. We'll be in Cancun, but good luck to our girly pops.

And y'all need to get off they did. calling a, calling motherfuckers Coons and shit. First of all, somebody commented on our, uh, real when we went to the fever game or our, whatever, our real or one of them. And they were like, what? They invite black people to fever games. Like, don't do that, y'all. Yeah, that's not cool.

Indiana has a stigma, but, I mean, mostly everywhere in the United States is racist. And I feel like the fever, for the majority of places it is. The whole world is however we want to spend it. But the fever are very welcoming to their employees and their teammates. It's a lot of black women and black men that are involved. And they try to be very inclusive with even like pride and blacks. I feel like they're definitely trying. When people, or I think the thing is it's people that are online,

like fans and stuff that make very nasty comments. And even other podcasters that really push that. And it's just like it's unfortunate that the players and the team have to get that smud on them from people sitting at home on the computer just talking. And even the fans. Like I saw like on X, like they were saying if you're a fever fan, then you just a MAGA like whatever. Can we say that on here? They were just saying if you blacking you a fever fan, then you're a coon. That's insane.

Or you were just born and raised in Indianapolis. Exactly. Being a fever fan since like Tamika Catchings, and there are a lot of new fans to the space. But come on now, y'all can't do all fever fans like that and y'all can't do. And it's black girlie's on the team. WNBA, the women in the WNBA have been going really, really hard. And I'm so glad that now that I'm a little more tapped into it, and it feels good. I'm like, yeah, girls, let's go.

They out there balling. They out there playing very hard. them refs another day once I get all the time like us the reps are horrible once I get my basketball terminology up refs I'm coming for y'all because what y'all worse than a people are the rest are the refs are in on it

and the sidelines like what happened she didn't even touch her what are we doing the rest the refs are wowing they do not like us I saw y'all be acting like oh we just get so many calls no we don't yeah yeah we be there alive in 5k And that it just do not be going our way for real. Also, I do, let me just say this too. I feel like it wouldn't be such a huge thing. Y'all wouldn't be spewing all this, all this hate and all this friction if they

wasn't popping their shit. Like, they're really, they're really like popping their shit right now. And they really got a chance to, like, win the ship and everything. So it's like, also, I feel like that's part of the reason why y'all doing all that. Amen, amen. But that just made me kind of thing super random how my brain works. But do you know why people with Tourette say the craziest stuff ever? I'd be thinking that shit is fake.

I think some of it is definitely like. Especially the ones that capitalize on social media because of it. Like, ain't no way you just walking through life saying this. Yeah, people have those disabilities. And they do. But I just want to know what. I guess they said something in their brain function takes the filter off, but they say some crazy stuff.

Yeah. Like, why you ain't, why you ain't like, what's that shit called when they be doing their little outbursts and shit? But why you don't just be like, praise Jesus. Like, you never hear them saying anything good at all. Why are you saying, like, racist? And filthy stuff and just like your, like, they be saying shit like that. They be saying shit like that on GTA.

On GTA Going into our words from the block Young Malk What the heck does On GTA mean And where did it come from? On GTA? Basically, like, a fake thing.

Like, I'd be like, yeah, I'm about to hurt this person because I don't get caught up. Oh, okay. So to keep it clean, so you don't get flagged. So, like, allegedly? Yeah, basically. Mm-hmm.

So, like, on GTA. We can sit and we can say some crazy shit on the couch and be like on GTA and then you don't got to like cut it. So like, we got to say on GTA. These are all props. Yeah. And no, in real life, you say on GTA, but they don't know that though. Oh. Oh, so we still get flagged.

So we can't say it on GTA. Okay. Damn. We're cutting that out. Thank you. We can't say that? No. You can't even say

Do you be bleeping our stuff? So, though. Well, can you write that down that you got a bleep that I said that at the time? You good? You got it? Okay. It's going to be on.

It's going to log on. It's going to be over there. No, stop saying. Oh, my God. Right? Did you keep on standing? On the God's show, I kept saying, blow job, blow job, blow, it's like, stop saying it.

Stop saying it. Can you say BJ? I don't know. What's y'all's word for a BJ? neck he said neck dinner neck sounds

disgusting um with things that you do with your mouth I had a random question if you could do y'all remember y'all first kiss yep okay describe it in one word

I don't know I was nervous I was nervous mine's was white white white white white white white white white white white boy One was

Really? Oh wait Because you told us about this Weren't you really young? Yeah, I was in elementary school Okay My first kiss was in preschool But it was for the Christmas play though

But it wasn't a real kiss It was like a kiss on their cheeks So that don't count Yeah that don't care But my first kiss was I don't know It was I would say it was like dry That nigga didn't know how to kiss

Dry I thought you gotta stop saying the N words so much That man Yeah, that boy. I'm GTA. Yeah, no, I was nervous. I was in seventh grade, my first kiss. I wonder just that one I'm even talking about count,

but my parents always had me in like, um. It don't count. When was your first real kiss? It was with another white boy in like fifth grade. Girl. I was in like these predominantly white schools when I was younger. So I was just like, yeah. When y'all first started kissing,

saying like did y'all used to like tongue kiss and french kiss no that was later on in life um do y'all like kissing so i saw this i saw this um real and the lady was like ew who tongue who french kisses after however many years of marriage i want to say she said like 20 years of marriage and i don't know i think that like getting slav down and getting i don't like people trying to put their tongue in in my mouth. It has to be in the, when we're going crazy in the people.

Yeah, we gotta be like the movie type of we can close off and it got to be that type of vibe like, but bro, if we just,

if we're just sitting here and we're not about to do Mr. nasty time, like don't, I don't. Yeah, it's like,

like at this point in the game, it's like a form of foreplay. Like, yeah, it'll get you, it'll help get you there and get you going,

but outside of that, I'm not really trying to do that. Bro, if we're just saying goodbye, I do not want a French kid or tongue kiss. Like, who wants them to drive kiss? No, that's not.

Like, black people say tongue kiss and white people say French kiss. What do y'all say? Tongue kiss. Tonguees, yeah. Yeah. That sounds pretty ignorant. But also, oh, my God. She.

So, but no. Also, I say, like, we tongue kissed or French kissed a lot when we were younger because that's like some shit you do when you can't do it. Yeah, because you can't have sex yet. Or even what you do in the beginning. other relationship like they were saying because you're trying to stick to your 90-day rule or some shit. It's not like. But you just never had a minute. She just wanted to kiss on all the time. Yes. Not heck. I don't, I don't like a wet peck. Yes. Like, pecks are juicy. I don't want your,

I don't want your tongue in my mouth. And it's like a double triple peck is cool. That's like, that's how I do. And my tongue is like a sister to. So I don't want to stick that in somebody's mouth. Do you know how many bacteria you swap millions of bacteria when you tongue kiss somebody? It's actually kind of gross. It is gross when you think about it. And these niggins be drinking. I mean, these men be drinking and smoking and, ugh. But y'all like people to spit in your mouth?

Goals. You like people to spit in your mouth? Okay. Again, not when we're about to say goodbye. Like, if you kissing me goodbye, I don't want you to hot two in my mouth. Hot two is absolutely crazy. Did y'all have like, I remember when I was like young and wild and in the club, I used to be in the clubs kissing all the girls. Did y'all have a kissing in the club era?

Era, I think I've definitely done that. I used to be in the club kissing all the bitches. Oh my gosh, one time I did that and the bitch posted it on her story. Yes. Y'all. And you got in trouble. My man was on my top. It happened to me.

I'm Tom Bell on my top. I didn't even know who the girl was. He's like, I know her. I had to write her. and tell her to take it down and everything. You look so horridish. Man, one time I was in the bathroom, like, and we're, like, in the mirror. And it's just like, you're like, oh, you're a bad bitch.

No, you're a bad bitch. And then, like, we're in the mirror and she's, like, recording and stuff. And then, like, she sticks her tongue out. You know, back when we used to stick our tongues out and pictures and stuff. So we're just, like, sticking our tongues out. And next thing, you know, they touch. And then we just go, and we just, like, start tongue wrestling. And then, like, I'm coming.

So she posted. on her story. I followed her. I reposted it. My best friend was like, I hate that bitch. I'm like, what? An IR Radio Experience. Weekend gold tickets to Ilson Inc. One, two, three. Montreal with Dom Dalla, Chris Lakin friends, Woolly, Dead Mouse, above and beyond, subfocus, and more with flights from Porter Airlines, three nights at residents in downtown Montreal, and $1,000 cash. Enter for your chance to win at IHRRRey. Audio.ca. Ilsonique in Montreal, every day you enter is another chance to win.

My husband is currently on a vacation with his mistress, and I'm confronting them. Tell me, Sophia, how did she even catch them? One Amazon shopping receipt. He accidentally sent her a photo of the kids' Christmas gifts, with a delivery to another woman at the bottom. He exposed himself? That's a rookie move. Couples, massages, monogrammed bath robes, and lingerie he memowed her for.

So she spent four weeks gathering evidence and taped a 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out. In his luggage, she came to play. And the second he landed, he blocked her. So she called the hotel room directly and got the mistress on the phone. Ooh, she got the mistress live on the phone? That is a bold move. Let's see if it pays off. Then it gets worse.

He took the mistress on the Bahamas honeymoon trip he had planned with his wife. And then the mistress tagged him on Facebook, outing the fair to her entire family. That's like a whole public confession. And spoiler, two years later, karma hits him so hard. He's calling his ex-wife in tears saying about the mistress. What a mistake that was. To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby.

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On the bouncy bed. You have surprises? Many surprises. Welcome to Sweet 305 where the group chat comes to life. What a . It's like a form of saying like, Oh, my friend, hello, Hello, my brother.

What up? Look, I've never ever I've evered with anybody. Except with my kids. My kids, I know. I'm a man. Oof. Yeah. That's the telenovela.

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on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm like, I didn't even, I didn't know. I didn't know. But I'm just like, bro, she was cool with me and shit. Yeah, I've done you. Some filthy girls in the club, too. But the next day, be like,

oh, my God. I just sucked every niggie dick in the party. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Like, that is so disgusting. What? I'm beat. I'm beat like Taco League.

Yeah, no. No, literally, y'all, I was praying while getting dressed. I had to call Trap to literally, like, we had to talk each other through that Get Ready session because I was dying. But once I, I vomited, y'all. I threw up, like, three times. And once I did that, yep, I threw up that White Castle we had last night. Yeah, we had no business. I'm like, oh, my.

my gosh but i'm glad that we did that because it like put something on your stomach to absorb all that liquor bro i i was fine after that a okay man we was just drinking for a long time and then when you go to the games like you get just free drinks free everything yeah so we were just and we were we were able to stay out so long though because we had food on our stomach so we were drinking but we were still functional. So then it was like once we crashed, it was like, y'all, I've been, everybody's been on my top about me partying so much in which I feel like I parted a lot this week because we went to two games.

And then, you know, I host R&B bingo on Thursday. But everybody's like, yeah, you're just a party girl. On that post, the dude was like, Barbie, I would, I would say forget all my standards for you or something like that. I'm like, that's not a compliment. Like he was like I'm just saying you be out and about I'm like not really like I really So what and if I had a man I wouldn't be right exactly exactly but they don't put me up daddy Exactly but they want you to be sitting in home just waiting I'm gonna meet you if I'm at home

Literally not to say that I'm gonna meet you in the club but you can't be nobody in a bed Listen show game and I just like I'm not even my best friend though she was like you are you are always outside I'm like I'm really not it looks I was out three times this week because of the we are delusional We always say we're not outside but we do be out be outside. Yes. I don't feel like I'd be on. I mean, but we be working the networking issue.

We work in a network industry. We work in that work in that work in that's true. We do. Yeah. Thanks, Kiki. From a, from a girl standpoint, where do y'all go to find a good nigga? Like as a dude from a church. We're supposed to go to church.

No, I've. Niggas be like, all right. Let's go to. All the good guys are already taken. They are. But I would say. They are. They really are.

They're, no. I'm sorry. If you're my age and. you're not married yet. It's something wrong with you. I'm talking about the men. I'm talking about the men. Because for us, we probably invested.

This is what I did anyways. I invested in the wrong man at a young age. That's why I'm single now. So what if he did the same thing? Bro, what? No, men be the villains. It don't be us. Oh, my God.

We don't leave this time we need it. Majority of the time. Like, bro, like, say, all right. You got a baby mama, right? Not you, but if a man got a baby mama, why do you have a baby mama? What did you do for her to leave you?

You did something. No, he did something to that girl. Trapped with the hot takes. It's not a hot take. That's her opinion. No, that is a hot take. Bro, because what woman, we're single moms, unfortunately.

Bro, it looked like I want to be a single mom. No, I tried, like I tried so hard to make it work with this man. And I took so much before I finally left. And a lot of women do that? Like, bro, do you think I want to wake up and be the sole provider for two kids? No, I would have, no, I would have stayed with my baby daddy. If I could have, but I couldn't. We leave because we literally have to.

We put our mental health at stake by staying with these men. Yeah, and then get knocked for it. Like, they be, oh, you're a single mom. mom, like, I'm the fucking problem. No, literally. When a guy tells me that he's a BD, I'm just looking at him like, bro, what did you do to that girl? Because don't nobody want to leave a man while she got a baby on her head, bro. I would rather have a man splitting the parenthood with me.

I love Ms. Ninja because that's valid. Like, that's how they're looking at us, though. Like, what did you do to him that he doesn't want to be with you? That's insane. I feel like women for the most part are going to try to fight for the relationship and try to stay in it. Bro, don't know. That'd be messing it up. Not 100% on time, but 99% in time.

Majority of the time. Like, even if we want to be nice, we could say like 70%. Even if we want to be nice. But it's just like, bro, nobody wants to sign. No woman wants to sign up for being the head of the household. Oh, now I got to, bro, nobody wants to sign up for taking care of their kids by their self. The shit's hard.

And the worst part is you have to bump your head to, literally like learn that lesson now i'm already i already got to kick you down you know i'm already a baby mama and people change and i i i don't like that they say oh we y'all knew y'all was having a baby by this isn't that because if you ask somebody can people change and be mean and spiteful if you met him you thought they was a good person they're like yeah people change all the time but then when it comes to a baby daddy they like nah you knew you knew but you knew he was a terrible see but but also there are different levels as well like some men's issue is not the next man issue. Maybe the issue was money and maybe you got money and you can afford to support

your little world until he gets on his feet. There's nothing that can prep you or tell you like, oh, this man's going to be a broke nigga for life. Like, how do you know that? Or this man's abusive or this man is obsessed with lust and he has a fidelity issues and they're never, he's never going to fix that. Like I feel like red flags do be there. when it comes to abusive men or when it come to certain characteristics, I feel like the red flags do be there. And honestly, even with the broke guys, they probably were broke when you met them. But if I can, if I know that I can get up and I can get some money, I'm going to believe that you can do the same. Yeah, we project.

That's what we do. And then that goes to say they say women don't love, like men that don't have money. And I just think that that is insane. That is crazy. That is crazy. I think that I don't know about y'all. I know me, me and Trub have definitely, like, had broke men before. I've dated a broken.

I've dated a broken for years before. And honestly, I'm traumatized. And this is the thing, too, because we was talking about it last week or whatever. It's not even, it's not even, you've never dated a broke man? Congress to you, Queen. I love that for you. But also, it's a mentality thing, too. That's why I don't want a man that can't get no money.

It's not even just all financial. Yeah. And the men be so in a comment so triggered like, bro, broke, bro, bro, bro, bro, we're saying broke men. We're not saying like normal men. Like, because somebody clipped up me saying nine to fiveers and they took it as if I was saying men were broke or people who got a job is broke. And I'm like, bro, I was including me and Kiki in that conversation and you, even though you don't have a job right now. But, um, bro, I was including all of us as nine, no shade. I was just had to put a disclaimer. So I'm including all of us in the nine to five or umbrella. You're dead of the broke nika. What made you say? Because I thought we were going to be together forever. Like that was, oh, God, I can't even be descriptive because I don't want to be, like, mean. But to be honest, I thought that he was going to get on his feet.

And then also, I feel like broke men, they, like, are a little manipulative as well. They'll tell you, like, oh, I'm going to get it or, oh, I'm going to get to it or I'm going to get right. whatever I don't know what is in the water that broke niggas be drinking why y'all can't just get y'all some money i don't understand and then i just sat there and i just believed in them for years and then to the point where i'm just like all right i got to go because clearly you you were staying with him for years how broke was he he couldn't have been that broke i mean i was literally funding our whole our whole life i'm talking about my own situation i was i was literally funding our whole life that's crazy dad as like bills and what was he doing just there he was he wasn't going to work or nothing

i mean he was being a good father and stuff and yeah which yeah but but it's just like if you're working if you're a working mom and your kids are small then that's it's a trade off you know but i don't want that for myself i want a guy that's got a good job and we're going to pay this day I don't need a motherfucker that day job is staying at home. Would y'all fuck with that, though? Like, not at this age. He makes more than your nigger. And he had at home that at home, he cleaned up, be cooked for you.

I would be okay with that. He's taking care. I would love to come home to a nice home cook meal every night. I say that all the time. I would love, I don't mind working. I enjoy working. I actually enjoy working. It's having to work, be a mom, cook, clean, try to have a life, try to stay cute.

That's just, I just. I can't do it all. I can't do it all. Y'all literally put too much on our plate. Like, I feel like we, we share, y'all, we get too much of a load. Like, my life when I'm single is so, looks so totally different than my life when I have a man. Yeah. And that's why I've been like, it's like, why would you?

I don't get it when y'all say men or work. They, like, how don't you? So we're sitting at home when we're single. We do what we want to do. we eat what we want to eat you know we clean up when we feel like it we don't got to make full course meals and y'all know y'all n'all yeah because we want to be in the kitchen me and the kids don't buzz down some hamburger helper literally like they're so picky and then I mean what what else do niggas got to do that aside from y'all what do you take out the trash that's

about it like what extra do you got to do when you move into my house I got to wash your clothes if you're too much extra now you're a gold digger And now you want this and this, this is next. And not to, that's the thing. And they stay up late and they want you to stay up with them. Like, bro, I got to work in the morning. But you got to hand out Cucci. You got to hit a nigga with some head.

I don't mind. I'm always willing to hand out Cucci. I'm always willing. Oh, and which also brings me back like, that's why I said, if you come over here, you have to contribute something. As much work as I have to put in to make a nigga happy. accommodate it. Yeah, it's just like bring something or else it's not worth

my time. It's not worth my life. Like I can just do it. Honestly, like, entertaining somebody is annoying. It's demanding. It is. Like, sometimes, like, do they not ever be like, dang, I'm sure they think this too, like, damn, I just want this bitch

to get out my face. We want you to get out of our face too. Well, see, like, I'd be in love. In love, love, love. I be wanting. And you'll go too hard, right? It'll go super duper hard. I've just been single for so long. Like, I really don't even know how to answer some of these questions. But with the broke thing, though, like, that's, it's more, has always been more of a mentality for me because I know that I want to work so hard. I know the goals that I have for myself. We won't align. We can't even have conversation. I don't know how any man could want to lay around and not bring no money home. When I'm not making money. And the thing is, they don't even be laying around. they just don't know how to get no money. And I don't get that.

When I'm not, when my money's not right, I'm sick. Yeah. I can't think straight. I can't eat. I can't nothing. Girl, even when I was on maternity leave, I was getting paid for my job, but still I'm just like sitting at home for months. And I'm just like, I don't have anything to do. Bitch I learned how to file taxes and everything.

I was fouled people taxes. And that's the thing, women are hustlers. And like you said, we have made some mistakes. Not all men are like this. I understand that. But it's just like, when. Women get to it. We can't make excuses.

There are our bitches are to do it. But you can't make excuses. We have no choice. It's literally all gas. We know what we want for our kids. We know what we want for our home. So we're going to get to it. But yeah, the broke thing, I've never, I've never done that.

I had sex with somebody that was broke before. His dick was this big. And see, and that's what I'm saying. But the broke men, bro, it's like they be working on their craft so well. They'd be so good in the bedroom. Because that's all they got to bring to the house. They were like, ooh, I'm about to fuck the shit. shit out of this bitch i got to oh my god it's all i got going for me no yeah the best thing you ever

had was probably attached to a broke me he broke my tea he broke my tv for sure yeah he broke my tv and didn't replace it it be like armaged getting on their way out like whoa relax and that's another thing too like it's also and they they destroy your property because they don't pay for anything like i'm i'm a type like you know we can joke about me and crazy and toxic all day long but i do not I don't vandalize or mess up no men's. I'm not messing up your shit, bro, because I pay for all my stuff. So I know how that is and I know how it, bro, and I'm just not doing it. But it's niggas won money who do the same thing, but at least they can like replace it.

And that's where do you want to cry in a Honda or Mayback? That's where that came from. And also being with a broke man is stressful as hell because one thing about a guy with money, at least you know y'all always gonna be straight and y'all always gonna be stable it's not you're not gonna really run into no issues for real and that's what I love when people find real genuine love

and they find a teammate where you lack it somebody like that's all I want and I'm willing to hold out until I can find that and if somebody loves you then they're gonna step it up and kick it in gear even if they ain't ready got no money before they're gonna make the sacrifice and take their ass to work or do

something but these niggas not all of them but they just be freeloaders and they know that we got to get it and that we're going to get it and they just will I never let mech off of that like what's this milk show ass up and do so this that uh i've seen this excuse me he can't got no money though but all he got is man it's never that deep oh he got the locks up on his face radio experience weekend gold tickets to ilsoning Chris Lakin Friends, Woolly, Deadmouse, above and beyond, subfocus, and more. With flights from Porter Airlines, three nights at Residence Inn downtown Montreal, and $1,000 cash.

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So she spent four weeks gathering evidence and taped a 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out. In his luggage, she came to play. And the second he landed, he blocked her. So she called the hotel room directly and got the mistress on the phone. Ooh, she got the mistress live on the phone. That is a bold move. Let's see if it pays off. Then it gets worse.

He took the mistress on the Bahamas honeymoon trip he had planned with his wife. And then the mistress tagged him on Facebook, outing the fair to her entire family. That's like a whole public confession. And spoiler, two years later, karma hits him so hard. He's calling his ex-wife in tears saying about the mistress. What a mistake that was. To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHart Radio app. podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with

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Welcome to Sweet 305, where the group chat comes to life. What a fuck. It's like a way of saying, like, hello, my God, hello, my God, hello, my brother. What a, my, my, my, shit. Look, never I've never had spoken with anybody. Except you with my siblings.

They're so they know. Se my amante. Oof. Punch. That's incredible. Yeah, the telenovela. You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst. It's lemonade.

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He's pretty funny. He'd be really clock and tea. So I need a car. That just made me hot. That's literally all they have. That just made me want to go. Because why is it like that? Bro, I had, when I, my most traumatizing relationship, it was with a financial issue.

challenged man. And, bruh, his only responsibility was the cable bill. Y'all, why, after we broke up,

I found out and realized that he had been paying the cable bill with my credit card. Why you didn't say that? We said the broke is,

the poorest shit the nigga every day. You should have said. I forgot. Y'all, I suppressed those memories. Honestly, I could probably

write a whole book. Honestly. But yeah. And my and my shit was like by that time it had been just climbing up and climbing up and girl I was over my limit because of cable bills that's insane he needs to go to jail

literally that was for cable bills don't even be that he wasn't jail at the time but cable bills don't even be that high literally we're about to get some pink flags we're about to be like Joe and Jay no that would be cute as fuck because what yeah so but did he have good dick Yeah, but I didn't care. Back then, that wasn't like a priority to me.

I didn't care about it back then. You do prioritize. Yeah. Well, okay. But it's never that serious. Like that? Not like that, though. You can get the fuck.

Like, I don't even play like that. I don't prioritize dick at all. I don't feel like I really don't. Like, I don't feel like men should. Men are the ones who are supposed to be slaves to sex. Pussy is powered. That is our power. But I don't.

I don't value it like that. It's just like I'll spend a block on you if I know you got something good dick, even if I know I shouldn't be fucking with you. That little hook he had going on. It's never the dick for me. I literally, even when I dated a broke nigga, it was, I'm just a lover girl. I was in love and trying to stay down and loyal. It was.

He did have good dick, though. But you said that men should be a slave to sex. Do y'all use your limit drops as a form of punishment? We y'all in a relationship. Oh, that's a good one. No, I don't. And it's the thing. That type of shit will get you cheating on.

They don't cheat anyway. I mean, but that'll get you cheated on extra. Yeah. I feel like, or even like, I used to do stuff like this like, oh, we might get into an argument. And I'm like, that's cool. I'll leave a house at like midnight and go sit in the Target parking lot for three hours, like, trying to make his mind wander. And it's like, I look back at that shit. And it's like, bitch, you are so stupid.

That was so dumb. And I'm looking at it like, I'm not doing shit, right? And he knows I'm not doing shit. But no the fuck he don't. And he's about to go cheat. What's you think, Mout? I'm sure. I would think you on some boy shit.

I can't wait until the next day. Can't wait until you bring the car back so I could drive it off. But I know girls who do stuff like that or like they'll go out and or like turn their phone off or be ignoring a man's text messages or phone calls while they're outside. and it's like stop doing that bitch that's going to get you cheating on yeah you're poking the bear you're antagonizing him he's thinking you're cheating because he's projecting what he if he's not answering you it's because he's cheating so he's projecting onto you the fact oh you're not answering all that bitch cheating she's getting she's sucking dick right now that's cool so what what is a healthy way though that you should like put a man on punishment not even put him on punishment but like

if you're upset. Okay, so what you did wasn't a healthy way. Outside of communicating, do y'all feel like you should take like, like, do y'all go to bed, mad? Do y'all, do you let your partner leave to get some steam off? Like, not cheap, but, like, separate y'all selves. Like, how do y'all do healthy? I am a ghost.

I will shut the fuck up. I won't talk to you. I won't answer the phone. Cold shoulder. Even sometimes I go to her house and stay the night off the ear for, for it. Like, I don't know. What do you think? As a man, what do you think would be an appropriate way for us to act once we're upset?

Or you did something wrong or whatever. I feel like, I mean, at the end of the day, like, say you mad and y'all got a little argument. At the end of the day, this is still your partner. Yeah. So, like, either right or wrong. He's so mature. You should be like, hey, yeah, like, we just got an argument. I'm about to go in my sister house.

So the He's not thinking Oh, you're going somewhere The reassurance is still there Like, all right We mad at each other I'm gonna see her tomorrow She went over at sister house

Instead of you being like All right I'm about to leave I think one of my downfalls though Okay, Ryan I'm an over-communicator And some people need that space They don't want to talk about it Right then and there

But I'm gonna keep pushing like no You want to talk Address it. Yeah like let's address it Let's get it over But some people need that So it comes with knowing your partner Yeah that's true

I guess yeah But speaking of over communicating, have y'all ever had, because you were talking about projecting, have y'all ever had a guy that just like constantly accused of cheating or fucking off? Sure have. I'm not a cheater. So I don't think that, I can't think of a time that a man ever. I'm not either. But the thing is these men be projecting.

The last guy that I had constantly like accusing me of doing stuff. Like he would accuse me of, I'm like, where the hell is he getting these? ideas from like he was like you're pregnant you want to you want to keep uh or like you're pregnant you want a baby with like the guy had that i had talked to before or whatever i had just stopped talking to before me and this guy spent the block on each other he's like um you're pregnant ain't you you pregnant by that nigga and i'm just like no i'm not and then bro come and find out the nigger had a baby on the way i'm like you were projecting and then like he would say stuff like you got niggas coming up to your job

or you like got people bringing you lunch and shit I'm like where the fuck like he would say like very specific stuff or like oh you're trying to go work out with a nigga and I'm just like what the fuck they definitely be telling he was insecure and then like

I went through his phone like a couple months later and he was doing shit like that like going up to bitch's jobs or having bitches come to his job I was just like wow he was really accusing me of everything he was doing and I learned like bro, when a nigger just constantly blaming shit or like accusing you a shit,

it's like, bro, you're probably on that. That's probably what you're doing. Wait, speaking of cheating, I have seen on social media, a 99-year-old man left his 77-year marriage after he found out his wife was cheating back in 1940. He found the letters that her and the guy. What is the statute of limitation on cheating? Because obviously never, 99 years. He divorced her.

And I think she was like 70 or... Oh, she was younger. I don't know exactly what it was. She was younger than him, though. She was definitely younger than him. I don't know if she was 70, but yeah. No, it's more to it. Cancel that ho.

He found the letters and enough... He didn't give a hell. Nah, he found the letters. I'm about to die tomorrow, but I ain't dying next to you, bitch. Yeah, they said, in the comments, they said he about to tear up the, what's it called? The nursing home. And they said it probably added about eight more years. his life because he got a point to prove but yeah you kept those that's she's not 70 she kept the

letters for over 70 years like oh she's tweaking yeah like what i ain't keeping no evidence honey you filthy raggedy old burger bitch she tripping them would have been in the fireplace they said how y'all just got to realize how good that man's dick had to be for her to keep them letters bro and the letters he's probably reading he's reading the stuff this man is saying to her so it's like wow you was you was really feeling this guy was Wasn't you? Yeah. So y'all be deleting the pictures of y'all old niggas out your phones?

Yep. Yep. Uh, no. I don't. Like, nice little hidden album. The hidden album type sheet. Have y'all ever, though, got caught? Like, got y'all text messages read?

I got one that was so bad. Like what? I was telling the guy, like, how much I like to give him Valacio. And he's seen that. I was like. And then he said. Who another guy? Yeah.

He seen it and was just like, you, you're so dumb. You don't hear talking about giving him flaccio and your screen broke. He can't even buy you another phone. He said, you got an iPhone. This is a long time ago. He's like, you got an iPhone 8 and over here, get the head. I'm like, why? See, and this is the thing.

Like, they don't want us to transactionalize relationships and sex, but then they say stuff like that. Like. Or the men say, y'all don't, you y'all don't have Chanel bags. So did it? What? I thought we're not supposed to, I thought we're not supposed to transactionalize it. They don't know what they won't. Ladies.

They don't. They don't. They say. They're trying to use that against you. We say shit, they say shit. I hate that. We all want to say. That's why the gender wars need to really end because we all bird brains.

And that's the cap shit I'm you talking about. We say dumb shit. Y'all say dumb shit. Y'all have crazy standards. We have crazy standards. We just need to just coexist. I ain't going to lie. It was like a year or two ago.

A girl sent me like a text. She was like, some, some. None of your bitches will never be hitting on what I'm hitting on. So I sent their app. picture like the girl told on yourself no no no I ain't telling myself because I ain't got in a lot about what you did she was she her tongue was on my and I sent the picture to her d'all and I was like ooh's my bad my phone tweaking bill now that was some Y and shit nah that wasn't that was just some spiteful what's your sign you're talking about oh

makes sense y'all crazy that was fired of what they say call call your dude in the middle of night moan and put your phone cut your phone off baby you're doing you're doing it be kicked down. Oh, I can't, I'm not playing with nobody like that. That's how you get home. I ain't, I ain't about to do it. Oh, last call confessions. We have been slacking on our last call confession,

but this one, since we're on the topic of men, I think this is great. He went too personal in it, so I'm going to kind of like summarize. Your phrase. Yeah, so basically he said he's a guy that likes female, company. He likes to hang out with him. He likes to hang with a bad bitch, is what he said. I like to hang with a bad bitch. So when I'm going out to eat or I'm going out of town, I want females to come

with me. It doesn't mean that it has to be a sexual transaction. I just like hanging with a bad bitch. He took a girl out, um, out of town and she kind of like pressured him to have sex. And he felt like he had to because, A, he didn't want to look gay. And also he didn't want her to feel like something was wrong with her. He said it was just after where you. He said, it was just, after words he felt really, really bad about it. He just, he just didn't want to do it. And it was nothing wrong with her he just didn't want to do it. He said, now I see what females go through.

And he was just like, it's kind of weird. He hasn't talked back to the girl. So he wanted to get our opinions on like, and other male opinions and make this known that men go through this same thing. My opinion is, where are you at? I'll go with you. Holla, you want to hang with some bad bitches. We want to go to Miami.

No, cutty. Yeah. Count me in. That's my type of trip. I think we just found a new 5-2-0. Yeah, get out the way. But I know, I think that, yeah, women definitely go through that, like, not, you know. Yeah. Everything doesn't have to be sexual. Like, let's vibe. It's to the point, though, like, I'm not saying yes to a trip or getting flued out unless I know I want to do that with you. Or, you know. And maybe that's what she thought. Or we didn't already did it or whatever, you know. But maybe she thought that, like, she had to, like, type thing because it is that stigma.

If I fly you out, you know, to do that. He said he never pressed up, like, nothing like that. But she kind of, she just pressured him to do it. He was uncomfortable. He didn't want to. I'm like, dang, that's pretty deep. But I guess because of the stigma, because of the Internet, if you get flued out, you got this, this and that. She wanted to keep it going.

Maybe she wanted to lock it in. That is just so amazing. She hit the lottery. I love that. Have y'all ever had a guy that, like, wasn't good at initiating? Nope. I have, and we never, we never ended up doing it. I'm like, this is great.

Wow. Oh, like, some men are literally like that. You're going to, especially for the first time, you're going to have to push up on them. And that's not even. I think that's more so, like, some, I'm going to call it players, too. Yeah, I respect it. thirsty. Like shit.

But like nothing Kiki, not a little hand on the thigh. No, yeah. Like, yeah, do little cute stuff like that. But I love to sit on a koochie. So it's like, that's cool for me. Because I ain't going to push up on you neither, nigga. We're going to be, we're going to be virgins and this bitch born again. That's great.

That's super plain. We're just going to lay here and cuddle. Dead ass. Skin to skin. Now, skin to skin is crazy. What'd you have on? No, no, no, no. We didn't do skin to skin to skin for her.

I was just. I love skin and skin, though. That's crazy. You're going to slide these to the side? As a man, do you think that's, how do you feel about that? The whole man flying a girl out and feeling like uncomfortable when it came time to do it? I mean, if she want to, me personally, I'm going to do it. You're not going to feel taking advantage of it.

Nope. Why not? I ain't known that. But what if you're just not on it? Like sometimes people just don't be in the mood. Well, you're still young. You ain't never going to be not in the mood, are you? No, I ain't going to, I'll be on that sometime.

Really? Just to you? I'm feeling like a bad bitch. I don't know. Sorry. Listen. And you're there. For heart-wrenching knockouts.

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He exposed himself? That's a rookie move. Couples massages, monogrammed bath robes, and lingerie he then mowed her for. So she spent four weeks gathering evidence and taped a 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out. In his luggage, she came to play. And the second he landed, he blocked her. So she called the hotel room directly and got the mistress on the phone. Ooh, she got the mistress live on the phone?

That is a bold move. Let's see if it pays off. Then it gets worse. He took the mistress on the Bahamas honeymoon trip he had planned with his wife. And then the mistress tagged him on Facebook, outing the fair to her entire family. That's like a whole public confession. And spoiler, two years later, karma hits him so hard. He's calling his ex-wife in tears saying about the mistress, what a mistake that was.

To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby. Okay, if you know me, you know this. I'm always searching for inspiration. for support, and useful tools to help maximize joy. So this podcast lets us uncover all of that together. We're going to have these meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people. Like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges that she never saw coming.

I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer, and that was more difficult. There's a lot of people who understand postpartum depression. I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety. Olympic champ Sean Johnson revealed why she had no choice but to be a gymnast. There was something about gymnastics that was intoxicating to me. It's given me a belief that we all have one of those treasures inside of us. We just have to find it. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

My first guest is Paris Houghton, Shakira, Luke and Yerrin. Samira and Gracie! I'm so excited on the bouncy bed. You have surprises? Many surprises. Welcome to Sweet 305 where the group chat comes to life. What a f***. It's like a way to say like,

Oh, my God, Hello, Myrma, Oh, my God, Look, I've never had to have I've evered with nobody. Except with my kids, my kids, my children, Yes.

C, my amante. Oof, Oof, that's incredible, yeah, the telenovela. You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst. It's lemonade. And no, there's someone. Like, you'd like to collaborate with this person.

This is Sweet 305. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons as part of my Culture Podcast Network on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You're holding like, no, what the fuck or... This is how bad bitches be feeling it. Malk be going. And also, probably for the grievance for us for us for us. Probably gets a little reverse psychology. They probably be like, maybe not trying me.

It make them more. I see, also on social media, it was party. He had a real, he was like getting ready to take a good girl on the first date so we can crack afterwards. Like, you know, all good girls have that standard that you have to take me out on a date. One date? Like, what's that? Yeah, what is that? They was in the comments going crazy, but I don't know.

Do y'all have a standard with dates or, like, is it a vibe thing? It's a vibe thing. It's definitely a vibe thing. But also it's like I didn't got to the point to where it's not like a 90 day rule thing just for the principal, you know. But it's more like you got to like give it time to feel these men out and really like see what they what they about for real. Because they be capping about their lives. Like time will tell. And that shit is scary.

I remember when I was like freshly single, that shit was giving me anxiety. I'm like, damn, I got a date again. I got to get to know somebody again. And it was giving me anxiety because I'm like, these things are fucked up. They be hiding shit and all kind of stuff. No, and the conversation we had in a car right before we got here talking about, he was like, so you pay rent, my sister need her mortgage paid or whatever. And he's like, yeah, I was like, I was like, I thought he was broke.

She was like, no, I'm pretty sure he got some money. And I'm like, shit, well, I ain't trying to. I was like, I don't want to be around him because he's like. the type to press like push up on you and i'm like i'm sorry i don't got time to be cracking the nigger and then finding out later that you can't even afford right yeah that's a red flag too but some sometimes it might just be just because they horny or whatever they're used to getting that easily or whatever but sometimes you might just be trying to hurry up and get the cooch so before a bitch see what's really going on over there yeah and i'm not trying to like

get tricked out the coochie i want to know i hate men who just press press press press press like that as a nigga though, like if you're messing with bad bitches, maybe like, she might, I just feel like first date or two. Like, it's like, we just bobbing. Like, if you were bad bitch. What? I'm hungry. No, I am so.

Bitch with my stomach over here like, ro-r-r-r-r-r-oh. Oh, my gosh. Remember yesterday? Last night I was twerking on y'all and I just like stopped abruptly and I'm like, hold on let me stop for our fart. You said it in front of everybody. Bitch, because I ain't want to let one loose, bro. And then don't get on me because y'all bitches, what?

Was that that first game we went to and y'all kept farting? Bitch, they kept on walking off, bro. I'm like, no, that was you and her. I was not farting that first game. No, I was not. I was farting at the game. No, they, it's just the whole night. If you ever see a bad bitch standing in the corner by herself, she's going politely to part.

That's what they do. Stay out of her business. Bro, I'm like, oh my God, you bitches are killing me. It was both of y'all. Who? You? Kiki doesn't fart. She was farting at Nia.

She was getting up. No, it was one time. One of y'all had walked off and then the other one came up here. Like, where's such and such? And then I was like, she's over there farting. And then the other one walked up said, I got a fart too. It was like, oh, my God. Why would I join her in farting?

On G, G. Okay, so you know what I'm talking about. That's so gross. Anyway, sorry. And I wanted to close with hottie tides, but I don't want to do hot takes with y'all if y'all are going to be being sensitive. Oh, Lord, what you got to say?

I'm not. We'll put it back up. What? Or real, put our real back up. I don't want it to. It's archive, never coming back. Just do your hot take word. Let's talk about it.

My, I had multiple hot takes because I say, you know what. Ooh, I'm excited. What are they? First thing, first, I'll start with the easy one. Hot tidy takes. Hot tidy takes. If I was a man, I would date a younger woman. Mm.

What? Not underage, a younger woman. You know how with me being an older woman, I'd be looking at me and a date older, younger women like, what the, why? What's the connection? Why do you want a younger girl? If I was an older man, I would date a younger girl. their life's not as serious they're gonna still be fun they're not gonna be tired um they gonna give me he don't care he's tired they gonna give me that little edge that i need

they young and turn like they young these young girls is fly um yeah i'm the opposite thank you the opposite a lot of men like older women what's the and then the older men like younger women that's i'm saying if i was an older i get it at first First, I was just like, I don't get why a man, why wouldn't you want someone your age and why wouldn't you just isn't that? And then they're trying to get them young before they get all these bodies because men care so much about bodies. But they come in catching bodies. Yeah, young girls. They beginning in, but no shade though.

But also, I think that the older niggas, once they get older and they're like, they don't got that same pool like they used to and now they all like a little washed up and stuff, they can't get a woman who, A, is their age and knows them for real. real. Like, we know we went to school with you. We was your age with you. We was outside with you. We know you not. Yeah. So you got to go get a girl who doesn't know you. Who doesn't know your background or your history. And also is moldable and you can like mind fuck. Exactly. Your stomach is non-existent. It looks really good. But yeah, I think it's a lot easier for them to approach a younger girl versus the older woman. You can lie so easily to a young girl versus the older woman who knows. that you know yeah and i mean i understand the characteristics that you explained but i don't know me personally i wouldn't want to date like no little as boy like i can go go younger i don't know somebody

like how young are you thinking like well okay so i know somebody i know somebody who's literally who's literally dating like a 22 year old and he's pushing 40. And so in my brain, I'll just be thinking like the exactly. But again, I think it's, oh, you can't get a girl your age. You can't get a woman your age or even like 30. You can't because you just, you don't, you're not shit niggas. So the only person who's going to go for that is a kid. I want a young tender run it.

Give me my spark back. I want no old dusty cussie It's not enough spark in the world Like I feel like older women can I don't know I don't know I'm not about to be the older women advocate I do should I am

Even though I say but I'm just telling the truth That's back to those standard situation We say shit and we do shit But we would you know We do the other things I don't care how old he is at this point Just send me How low would you get home?

Older women just don't In my opinion don't require You don't think so? Oh, wow. Young girls require more? What do you mean, though? Like, attention? An older woman, like, RSA,

y'all got a kid. I know you got a kid. It's the little shit, like, are being considered of your kid? Don't, you got a clean, though, cook, you take some of that offer. Oh, I see.

And another thing, and we're in a little time-d-long way. Yeah, that's all about to say, yeah, because we got shit that we got to do. Exactly. We can't be in your face. And I'm not texting nobody all day. Yeah, fuck that.

No way. Let's be together all the time. Y'all remember them days, though, wanting to be up under a nigga? Yeah. All day? Yes. Ooh. You don't.

You never had that face. Yeah. But you work a lot, though. Girls, yeah. I don't like that shit. You don't like what. Cleangy girls? Yeah, just want to be up under me all the time, be together.

Only time we sit for is when I go to work. So. Yeah. He worked a lot. That's cool. So he don't, in his free time, he needs to be inside of my vagina. If I wasn't paper chasing, probably much leased side. I want to live in my nigga, boss.

You do? It's so warm in here. All right. You do? Bro, it's a, it's a mean. I know, but. I do. No, right now.

I still would. If I was in a relationship, I promise y'all if I was in a relationship, this, this would not, this situation would not go as smoothly. What? What? What? Oh, yeah. It's very hard for me to regulate my fucking, like, it's going to be just me and Barb up here when she did a man.

It would be hard. For a fucking hour and a head. It would be hard. She can be like, I got to. Because she got to spend the whole day every day and all her free time with her man. If as a nigger, you send you one show girl to be up all up on you all. Niggas be wanted, they be wanting a tentative.

bitch though. Even if even if they do like to spend a lot of time with you. I like niggas like that. Take me everywhere. I don't. Please don't. And I want you to go. Drop me off. Go with your friends. Have fun outside of it. I got to do. I love to do stuff. I love to do stuff. I don't want to sit at the home and be, sit at the house and be bored. But I like to do stuff.

Drop me off, buddy. I got a shit to handle. We can be with each other, but when it's time to go your way. You got to be able to miss each other. I'm more of a. Can we just spend our day separate and then we'll go we'll sleep together at night and then we'll go do our own thing again like i don't i don't want to spend my whole day with a motherfucker because as soon as you spend a whole day with a man then you got to spend the night too bro that's too much time i don't want to do a 12 hour shift i'd like even if i like him like i like my kids too i like my home too like i like

my girls too i like doing other stuff i'm definitely a bobbing though because i'll i'll i'll her like a whole all right we don't got to spend two three days in a row together that's crazy everybody stay away from Kiki we need her on the show so don't even try to talk to it don't even look at her please we're shutting her DM down yeah we're gonna be cond-blocking every time

watch up I'm gonna be boxing niggas out in a club and bitches get away from her oh ha ha ha ha ha told y'all these bitches are gay I was watching when we had went out I was like let me just make sure Kiki, cool. Like, milk, make sure I'm cool and nobody

talked to me. I got to. Oh, yeah. Oh, we didn't even talk about it. I was a fucking fifth wheel, y'all. Oh, yeah. Oh. It was fun, though.

I had a good time. You and the kids. Yeah. For the girl. He hates it when we referenced. Yes, they were being nice. They were so sweet. His little booty, she's so cool and cute.

We knew that she was cool. She was twerking on me and everything. We were having a grand all time. Because you're the nice twin. Cute. Girls, girls. She cool. Girls, girl.

Last hot take. So we can get out of here. You can take dick on this couch anytime, home girl. No, she cannot. On your spot. Stay on the fuck out of you. No, not on my spot. It's tribute.

That day. We could. She ain't going to take dick over you. My ass was wet. That was not cool. That was not cool. Now I'm thinking it's so funny. And now apparently Fred to need something on the couch.

Yeah. That actually. Get him, girl. I don't like that. Don't cut it either. Fred ain't do nothing on the couch. He can't do nothing on the couch. So why he can't come be on the couch?

Look like he won. Why Fred can't come get on the couch or this? Fred, filthy. He probably was all up on his couch. He already said he's stinky. Well, why are y'all going at the couch? It's white. Go have sex on your little basketball couch.

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