Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Caught on Vacation With a Sneaky Link?! 😳

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

Barbee thought she could enjoy her vacation in peace… until a fan spotted her with her sneaky link! 👀😭 And what happens when somebody sees you in real life AND the moment ends up on social media for the whole world to see?! Then the girls switch gears and get into another relationship debate: Is home cooking still a thing? 🍳😂 Are women still cooking for their men? Are men cooking for their women? Or has the relationship game changed? Plus, more drinks, chaos, conversations, and opinions from Barbee, Kiki & Trop! Would you be mad if someone posted you with your sneaky link? 👀 And be honest… who should be cooking in a relationship? Drop your thoughts below! 👇🔥See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hold me to it. I'm getting into the gym. Amen, amen. I'm sure I gained like five pounds. Girl, five. I'm up 50. I'm of a fitter ball. No, overall, I'm probably up like 15.

I need a 10-piece lemon. I mean, you're already bigger. I feel fat as fuck, but also I think I'm also. You look good. You do, though. You do, too. Thank you. You look amazing.

You do too. Drops, been in the gym, on the field. I said, she's, We're running around the track. Girl, because I've been running on the track, girl, in the hot sun. You've been so consistent. Yes, I have. I'm excited.

I see you made that fried chicken today, though. I mean, that fried fish today. It looks just so good. It looks so amazing. Sunday, fun day. And you're going to burn up calories off, so it doesn't you really matter? Totally. So how are you feeling?

You feeling good? I feel really, yeah, I feel really good. I'm so happy to be here. I miss y'all. Yeah. So when it comes to just getting back, to working out you just got to just get straight to it literally just get straight to it and then it's like the whole diet it just like kicks in because it's like you don't even want to waste what you're

doing but honestly i've noticed when i work out i don't even it don't matter what i eat i be i tend to look good regardless all it is is you just got to get out there and do it exactly and you have more energy for other stuff like what your crazy schedule though how you've been fitting in working out you just have because i have more energy i ain't drank coffee in like three weeks. Yeah. And you just... Parasites really like coffee.

That sugar. And yeah, sugar and yeah. So I eliminated it and I feel fine. I'm good. If you work out literally, it'll just like tie everything else together. Mentally, spiritually, physically. A word.

I will, oh, mother freaking word. I do like 50 squats today. Okay. That's right. She can get them bun them diggily, jiggly, bow bow. She's giggling, bow. Just digging out there.

Remember we was in the room and it was like, Kiki, what are you doing? Oh, yeah, she's going to play. She was like, I'm trying to make it to 60. Just give me a second. Out of nowhere. We just randomly in the room talking. I look up, she got this little thing. I'm like, okay, Kiki.

That was my workout for the week. I love that. Listen, I'm not professional yet like her. We're going to get into it. I can. Somewhere in the mix, we're about to be somewhere in the gym, somewhere in the field. We're about to get it right because summertime is over. It's cuddling season, but we ain't about to be the bear.

We ain't got to be that hibernating bear, baby. I'm trying to be the little spoon. Get it right. Get it tight, baby. Because these back rows, a lot of flubber to love them. Oh, my gosh. And I don't want to go under the knife anymore, so I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to get into it. But let's get into this fit check. This is real quiet. But my girls came all black today. I didn't get the memo. Blackout, blackout. That, you know. Okay.

At twin energy, they'd be forgetting we triplets, but cool, cool. Okay, with the bondage, baby, Snash. Yeah, bandage. I got this from BB back in the day. Y'all ain't had this, dude. Time from BBC. Yeah. Yes, come on, that BB shit is timeless.

What? I'm lying like, fuck. It's from Fashion Nova. Is BB inspired, though? Y'all know they. Shout out to Fashion Nova. Come on. Trots.

Okay. Summertime might be coming to them in. But that sundress. Oh, giggily bow bow bow, jiggly, jiggily bow bow bow. For the ho. That's how you're doing. That's how you do it. And I'm over here looking like I've been in the gym

ain't been nowhere. Girl, I see you with your little workout outfit on. I've been in some of your cookies. With your little maid outfit on? Oh, no, but shout out to our girl. This is chic and fit. She sent this into us. And let me jiggly, jiggly bough, I'll show y'all what it do.

Yeah. Yeah, my shoe don't feel like that. However, real cool. Hey, it's so big like the sun. I hope you got a mouth over. Why do we see that? song every show y'all because her ass is so big like the son i know that's right

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah super cute yeah these shoes seven dollars from patia and i'm obsessed what oh i know that's right oh my gosh if you want to buy barby some shoes please send them to our p o box but yes isn't too proud to beg baby ain't too proud to beg what you got for me but yeah she's feet super cute i love it Sheik, indeed. This is a size large for the girls that want to go in order.

Now. Oh, this guy, I can taste the vanilla. Yes. So the cocktail of the evening is fourth quarter of summer, because it's coming to an end. Oh, my gosh, it is. I'm ready for fall, though. Yeah, me too.

I'm so excited for fall. So with this cocktail, I tried to just put a little bit of everything tropical I put it in there. It has passion fruit. It has peach, and it has a little. a vanilla syrup, freshly squeezed lime juice, and, you know, we've been tequila girl, so. Yeah. Fourth quarter of summer.

Cheers to that. I enjoyed summer with y'all. Cheers. To the gas. Ching, chink, chink. Yes, to many, many more. Do we got a bottle down here? Oh, you're trying to have some fun this episode.

This bitch says she's going to cheat. She's going to do it right. It's her cheat day. No, we ain't got the bottle down here. I'm sorry, girl. Which I've been up to. What's new? What's tea?

What is tea? I don't know. Ain't nothing. Nothing exciting for me. Y'all, so I posted something in my close friends last night. It was a video from when I used to dance. And it just felt so risque. It is.

Like, you know, now I feel like in our close friends, we just be posting, like, maybe, like, memes that we wouldn't post on our real page or, like, our kids or something like that. But do y'all remember when close friends came out? and we used to turn that shit up. It's still the girlies out. I mean, a lot of people's close friends that be going town, baby.

Okay, I need, I want to get back. Coochie on Live for $1,000. They'd be going crazy. See, and them is the type of bitches close friends, they'd be having our niggas in their shit. That is so, I don't like that. I like it. What do you want to see that you're being?

I mean, I don't want to be in it. I don't want to be any. Unless you, my man, I don't really want to see it. To be. Yeah, to be in a man's close friend I mean, yeah, because what are you doing? If I want to see some risky things, that's on a more personal level

and send it to the text message. I don't want to see Chris's penis. They don't post shit like that, but they add you to their close range. You might not even be following them back. You'll see a green button. They follow you, see a green button and then they enter posting some money

or something like that or some desire. I forgot. I follow Big Chaw's. Baby, he'd be in there. He'd be trying to get people to go to his only friends Is that his real name? No, it's not his real name. He'd be trying to get people to go to his only fans

And he'd be in there going. You can post stuff like that on close. Did you sign up for a month? Don't lie. No, I ain't signed up for nothing. I'll just be in the only fans. I mean, only fans are close friends watching it for the free. Free.

It would be going down. Okay. Do y'all have many of your close friends? I don't even have close friends, honestly. I need to get one now that I like my job. You don't be posting in close friends. I just be listening. It's listen.

Everybody, what you need to see, come see it. I don't have men in mind, but it's just like my close friends, I feel like ever since I, like, started posting nurse content, I started putting people on my close friends that I would just, I'm not posting this to the public, but it's not like super juicy close friends shit. Yeah. I might start removing motherfuckers once I do that because I'm about to turn my shit up.

So did you take people out when you posted the little dance flick or they didn't see it before? No, but I used to dance That's what I'm saying They didn't seem to be for it Yeah What you're about to say key Shout out to them

Shout out my niggooch No I don't have no niggies In my close friends I don't know It just I don't post shit in there I'm about saying Am I in your close friends?

Yes bitch I didn't see you post me Oh I'll just be tired of I don't be in there like Y'all it just be like She might post her And her kids

Coloring or some Yeah Dinner, foes or like I'll post in my close friends sometimes if it's like a nigger that I know got my number and every time I post he'll text me or something so it's like all right I'm posting this shit in my clothes that's true it ain't even that deep but I'm posting in my close friends because I don't want people to know I'm awake I did almost posting my close friends today I was cleaning out and cleaning out my garage for like the past couple days and I like went

through this box with all the club pictures on you know with the old car board oh good times I mean, it was like a hundred of these pictures. I love to tear up the photo booth, baby. I swear. Honey, that was our thing, but it was like too many pictures of this one, so I'm like, I'm not going to do it. Speaking of cameras. Speaking of.

Oh, yeah, my girlie got caught in 4K. In 4K. That nigga had the intel for real. Y'all, but the thing is, we were going through TSA, boom. A guy was like, they always, they do me like this. I don't want to be weird, but are you Barbie? I'm like, yeah, they look, oh, that's what's up. You know, I love the show.

Shout out to the girls. Y'all doing your thing, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, yeah, thank you, boom, boom. We go through TSA. Next thing, you know, I get on the airplane. My best friend sent me was like, me. It's me. I'm walking through the airport.

I'm like, you a motherfucking lie. I'm trying to sneak and geek. Just not even sneak and geek, but just keeping something private. You gotta keep something private. I couldn't believe it. Y'all, I was just like, this is. At least we couldn't see his face. And that's why I said shout out to bro.

Like, I ain't even gonna be mad at you because you didn't show his face. But by the way, he's taller than I thought he was. Yeah, I know. I was fucking right. I don't know why. I thought like on the fact. I thought he was short.

No, I thought he was short. Okay. Oh my gosh. Now he don't pull the video up. But yeah. They said that the B-Hantel niggins said that that wasn't him. That said it was up to you. Oh, they said that wasn't him?

Yeah, he said that wasn't wrong. We're leaving Montico Bay. The camera, they got a good-ass camera. We're leaving Montico Bay. And I run into two people? And bitch, girls, brightest forms. A tropical baby. You was not trying to get away with shit, bitch.

Girl. What? I would have had a hood. I don't have that my fucking COVID-19. You underestimate how known Club 520 is, bro. No, I know Clare 520 is worldwide, but me? I'm just, you, bitch. Also, I feel like their viewers are such trolls.

Like, they be trolling, they be roasting, they be doing all the things. The funny thing is the sweatshirt that was tired around my waist was the, it's 520-some-war sweatshirt. But my bootback was covering it up. You can't even see it. But I'm just. mind of my business trying to help my cousin through TSA. Right.

Damn. Couso. My cousin. Oh, my God. Hey, that sucks because, bro, we'd be looking a mess going through an airport. I'd be looking a mess. What?

Does that make you want to move different or do different? Like, you know. I do. It did. It definitely was. But I was just like, I'm, yeah, I'm just barby. I'm just regular, you know, regular, why I got to move different?

He was like, you about to put all that hat, a hood, some glasses. I'm like, I'm nobody, though. To do all that is crazy. It is crazy, and that was, like, kind of intrusive. But my auntie, she texted us in a group chat the other day. And she was like, I love the show. I'm enjoying it so much.

And she was, like, you know, giving us her, like, feedback on you, me, and Trap or whatever. And she's like, and I just want to let you girls know, y'all need to be careful because there are, there are sickos, and there are our stockers out there. That's true. And you know, carry and blah, blah, blah, or whatever. And she said,

tell Barbie 2 that auntie says she needs to be careful. I got auntie. I'm lack. We're stressed. I was lacking, but I was, listen, I keep it. But no, that is really true. And I'll be thinking about stuff like that. Like, I'm about to order random as hell.

But I'm ordering a dresser off of Walmart. And they have where you can pay somebody to come and build it. But I'm like, damn, do I really want a random person in my house? You know me. I'm as paranoid for real. So I'm being thinking like that. But it's like, literally I bought like so many tools I ordered a drill yesterday. and everything because I thought about

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It's the world that we live and we just got to be careful. Literally. Because I literally going to any, taking my son to the park, going to the store, people are recognizing me. And it's, it's, it's, yeah. I've seen somebody in, um, Coles yesterday because I went to Sephora or whatever. And his dude, I thought y'all, y'all know how, I'm like, damn, I can't be, like, rude like that anymore because this dude, he was like,

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Somebody said that to me at Blaze Pizza. It's fire. It's everywhere. Oh, no. So I'm like, I can't be bitchy and just be like, we can't be like. we can't be like that anymore, y'all. To where, you know, try to, like, ignore niggas and stuff. And they might be trying to be nice.

That's true. And speaking of that, though, this might be a different little thing. But we got to be careful about the things we stay on here because y'all know we be pushing people buttons on here. And seeing what happened with the Texas Roadhouse scandal. At this point, I just want to go to Trop House and eat. Trap House, Trap House, Trap House, Trap House, and eat. At this point.

Because, well, hey, hey, What are you going to do? And this is so crazy. I've thought about this before. Like, just being a nurse, like, I didn't give plenty of people food, something to drink, they meds, helped them with all their activities of daily living, just, you know, in the hospital or whatever. And people then cussed at me, talk down.

You know, people be doing the most in the hospital. But never have I ever in my life thought of tampering. with someone's food or they shit period like what the fuck i really be like bro what the fuck is wrong with y'all y'all just what was going on with the texas what was they doing they were spitting in people's food what were they just based off the fact that they were black they even will do it like in your black child's food type of shit but also it's not just limited to texas royal house though neither it's like a thing like across all the all establishments or whatever but they say that back in the day, like, black people used to say,

like the older black folks used to be like, don't, like, watch out eating out at certain restaurants or whatever. Like, that used to be a thing, and I feel like we kind of got away from that and got super comfortable or whatever. I swear I was eating at the one place I asked you about last night or whatever. I was eating there last night,

and I swear I was just, I was trying to be so super nice to the server. But that don't even matter. It really don't. But I swear I was, I literally, really had to make myself eat the food. Not saying that they did anything or tamper with it or anything, but it just literally makes me sick to my stomach to even think like, and it was in a predominantly white area.

So I'm just like... I feel like that's probably the nastiest thing that I do is eat from fast food restaurants and stuff like that. The people that be in there be looking disgusting. And then they don't be changing their gloves. And then just... I think that eating out is very, very disgusting. We spend all this money.

I have cooked. Let's get back to cooking. Let's get back to growing up. I'm getting back to it. No, literally I've cooked so much in the past, like, what, three, four weeks since that shit came out or whatever to the point where I'm even about to pick my favorite nigger to be like, hey, we can hang out and we can cook and make drinks over here because. Because it's that season too, though. That season. Ladies, let's get back in the kitchen.

I know some of y'all may have never left, but I know I slack. Like, just being busy, quick to grab some quick food. but let's get back in the kitchen. Men ought to cook too. Yeah. And I... Listen, Y'all had a man cook for y'all?

Damn, Dad, Dad. No. Yes. It's amazing. Oh, no, yeah, I did, but it was like some noodles. It was me. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, like that's fake lobster tail, pasta, lamb chops. Yes, they're so attractive. So I see why men love when a woman cook for him because it's like, damn, like you made this with love. Like, yeah. You got me ten of them. I don't love us in anything.

Play, girl. I'm just sitting on the couch or in the bed and they bring you the plate. Now it's my term to serve you. Shit. Let's get into sweet. I love it. Let's get back into women in the kitchen, men in the kitchen, and let's get away from all this scamming ass shit that's going.

You make the meat. I make the size. We can't even agree on something as small as Sunday dinners. Like, come on, we got to do better. It's that season to be in the house. And then y'all, we don't got to argue about how much you got to spend. on a date, nothing like that. Let's go to the grocery store.

Let's cook. Let's do. And it can be little simple stuff, ladies. Football season is here. Make that man some chicken wings. Make that dicket. Chili. Chilly.

Y'all don't be eating chili. I do. I'm a soup girl. I love soup. Belly game. What do you say? He wanted some rotel dig. Make that man something to get out of his way and let him enjoy the game, you know?

I don't know. I think I'm annoying a lot because I want to be on the couch with you. Are you watching the game? Absolutely. I want to. After I get done whipping up this food. What are you going to be doing? I'll probably be watching it from the kitchen or like peeking my head around or whatever.

Like, I mean, I'll be on the couch probably like the second half once all the hosting is over. I'm so clean. Like, I want to be in your, I want to be in your ball stick. Listen, I want the, I like the kind of, my kind of guys are the ones that be all over. The ones that choke you, put you on the motherfuck. And you could be watching the game and just rubble my butt. You know? Yeah.

No, that's cool. I'm just saying I don't got to be by you the whole game. I need to be. I need to be in your skin. My preference. That feeling, though, I haven't felt this in so long, so it tricked me out the other day. Like, feeling yourself falling for somebody. That shit's scary, y'all.

It is scary. I was like, who no. Whoa, no, no, no. Wait, what could go wrong? What could go wrong? Because when I say I don't care, I do not care about shit. And that's how I did. Until I love you.

And then I'm cool with a cupola plus. Like when I say I turn just from like this super nonchalant-ass, cold-ass bitch to like super tender, crash-out-bound-ass crazy lady. And it's scary. I don't want to do that no more. That is a mad black woman. Speaking of love, Dejan Love. Oh, Lord. Oh, my gosh. Ugly ass.

It's old. White bulb head looking ass. Like, I'm confused. How? How do you get? am ladies how do you why am i sending you money dad girl i'm confused send you dry

you money huh yeah i'm not that thirsty to be with some athlete famous person bro look at that head sir fucking god damn uncle's first time

his head looks like a the head looks like caspar the friend he goes corn ball jama Yeah. Corn, all the videos, all the... Sir, I wouldn't give a fuck. Then he was sending those videos instead of, like,

being on FaceTime and stuff like that. Like, so, you know, you were sending these to multiple women, but it's just like, nigga, you're ugly. And y'all, bitches, I would be embarrassed to come out. Like, you don't even, shouldn't even come out and watch your little cloud, little 15 seconds.

Like, I would be embarrassed if I got by this thing. I'm sorry, they're too green, mind you. But they said that a lot of them were not our kind. Because we ain't going for that. Yeah. So when we said scamming ass niggas, this is not what we were talking about.

That nigger looked like Mojo-Jo-Jo. Mojo fucking Jojo. Like, you know how like, when you don't really like somebody or you get into know them and they get to doing corny shit, like why are you sending them? Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut the track, nigga. And we can't forget, though.

The females is on here scamming. too. They ain't scamming people out of their money, but they don't hear lying. It's so many fake doctors, fake nurses, fake this. Girl, how old are we living a double life? Bro, somebody commented on, well, people used to comment on my content when I would make nurse content and be like, you're not a real nurse. I'm just like, what are they talking about? And your nurse anniversary just passed?

Tell me how long you've been in the game, truck? 11 years. 11 years. I started selling dope back in 9-9-9. In 1996, I got a kettle of like And put some things on that bitch Finger putting things on that bitch Oh, rest in peace to this gentleman

That lost his life Trying to get a dick BBL. She don't heard DJ shit. Yeah, it's very misfortune. And when I seen it, I was also on an airplane when I seen that as well. And I was just like That has to be so embarrassing.

Yes. And he was a wealthy man. so it's just like when you got money people don't care about your big big bro you better learn how to work it no for real I barely care

I barely care she wants me to stop saying this she wants me to stop saying it because it makes it look like every nigga that I dealt with you guys got a little swancing but they don't except my baby daddy he don't only want to who shit

a little bit I'm just funny you got him fucked up bitch he got me fucked up I'm going to take this show. Get it down. Get them off the neck. It's stylish disease.

He was her. Only one. No, I'm joking. I swear that. She wants me to stop saying that I don't care. I don't care. It's not that big of a deal. So my thing is, with the Dick BBL.

Don't take your ass. So, y'all want, would you care if your man went? You're going to support that? No, because I'm going to be worried about the after effects. Like, is that thing still going to get it? Is it going to feel like I'm coming down on a pole? It's not going to get that much bigger. Like he was adding like three inches or something.

Three inches is a lot to add. I want 12. That's like a 4-14. No, I did not fucking say that. A nipple 21. But, and then the thing is made. They buried this being a gold casket. Sir, you did not need that.

So I am so sad that he loved. us his life. Prays up to him. He won in three inches and got six foot. Six feet. That is not funny. No, I'm some real shit, y'all.

No, dad-ass. I'm not laughing at him. This is the thing. Like, first of all, if you was born with a little dick and then you think you're about to go get a fat dick and you with me, like, I'm going to break up with you. Because you're going to come on me, you're going to cheat on me. I do not need anybody that's...

That little dicks, I'm stopping him for cheating. No, that I don't. It would stop me if I had a little dick. Men do we not can't. I'm not sharing this little-ass dick with everybody. I'm going to get my rider-dye-ass bitch who's not going to judge me. They don't care. Oh, God.

I had a-like, bro, I can't be showing everybody I got a little dick. No, but dead ass. I had a man, y'all. Man, stop. And he was going around telling people. I'm like, that's embarrassing. Telling people his dick was. No, that he cracked me.

That he cracked me and I'm like. I'll work with you. Baby. I'll work with you. Barely. Baby, baby, we was rubbing clint. Why are you telling everybody that? Girl, what?

We were scissoring. Why are you telling people that? Hey, tampon did. Listen, I don't want nobody who started out one way and went and got a surgical procedure to go a whole nother. This is the thing. We all went and got our bodies done, but we've always been cute. You've always been, you know, confident, them girls. Yeah, and even then, debatable, you know.

Well, not too. Mom just flat, flat. your shit was like... No, my shit. I always had thick-ass thigh. I had hips and thighs, but nothing behind. Hips matter. They do.

But do not think that you're about to go and get some shit and you wasn't like that before you come back a whole new person. Like, bitch, fuck you. Bye. Because you're going to try and live your best lies. You got to try and pass that dick out. I feel like if it can work... I don't know.

What are the odds of it, like, working out? Can you give me any statistics on this? I really need to know. I just feel like, you know, because with the BBA, you know, it's a fat transfer. It's our natural fat going to our ass. It's not like ass shots. What happens in the procedure?

What do they do? Do you know? I think he died because they injected, I think they basically was injecting filler in his dick. And they injected it into like a vein or a blood vessel. Oh, goodness gracious. So he basically died from a pulmonary embolism. Malele penis surgery generally falls into the main ground.

Functional medical treatments, cosmetic, and, uh-uh. I used to treat severe. I can't see that shit. Gearth enhancement. Procedures like silicon block. GERTH or length, y'all? GERTH. I'll take girth.

But then just a fat little stubby one is also kind of weird because then I feel like you're just going to be like, poop. He got their thumbs on the spa kids. Boop, bro. I need you to hit something. I need you to be able to hit something. So he's getting a silicone filler. So that ain't a BBL.

He got a boob job. Oh, his fucking penis. right he got an implant they said silico filler filler he he got oh wait having a bad reaction having a bend or kinking it we like a crook now that ain't nothing bad loss of sensation or painting or pennies erectile dysfunction we love a good hook need an addition yeah that's just too much uh it's not needed it's not and he's married bro you all are already with your wife so that's another thing like yeah that's if my nigga just up and like like Like, I'm married, or I'm in a long-term relationship,

and my nigga just up and be like, oh, I'm trying to go get my dick enlarged. I'm going to be like, who are you feeling like? For who? The whole time, what if she was the main one telling him? Like, oh, researching the doctor like, oh, baby, you should go get this. And he didn't cropped. That's crazy.

And females be dying off of the BPL, so I mean, I'm just like. But it's not as embarrassing if you die from a BBL, than if you die. Man. She said it's like, hey. Listen, do y'all research, do your homework, get healthy before y'all try to go and get these surgeries. Because, yeah. That is crazy to me.

So if you got a little penis, somebody will love you. Kiki, she'll love you. So you don't, you don't have to do that, okay? No, not little. Well, I don't know. Okay, what's little? Little? What's little?

I don't know. I never had no little dick, so I don't know. Because now everybody thinks you're the little dick taker. Oh, my God. I just don't discriminate with one girl. She said. That's right. Pleasure.

Pleasure, treasure. They might have said that he had her little dick, and I'm like, really? I thought it was cool. It looked fine to me. I had a time. No, baby. Y'all should be. Oh, my gosh.

All right. Then we can stop talking about. me in because yeah real quick sorry go ahead pet peeves y'all go okay I hate sorry go ahead go ahead go one I hate it when dogs fart that shit gets on my fucking nerves because it be smelling so fucking bad like I don't dogs are a pet peeve honestly I don't want to I used to love dogs but I don't know more because I don't want to clean up no shit and also when dogs come in the room and they go why are you licking your nuts by my head like boom bro? Like, that shit's just so annoying.

You do not, you could have been in any room. You want to come in the room with me and lick your nuts. Bro, go look them. Go look them things somewhere else. The sound that dogs make when they lick their nuts is so cringy. It makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I don't want a dog in my house. One time I had this dog and it was my dude dog.

It was eating your panties. Hell, no, no, no. But no. Me too. The dog was pissing me off. Tell my pennies up. But anyway, so he knew. So he knew that the dog would be pissing me off or whatever.

But one day I had put him out on the patio, so there was like a glass-side door, right? Or whatever. And he's just like barking, barking, barking, looking at me. I'm looking at him. I'm like, no, you're not getting in, right? Tell me why this nigga, he looks at me. And then he goes and charges at the door, right? With the shades off the door, y'all, he broke his leg.

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Bitch you hurt my dog. I kicked his dog. That was trying to be funny. He was barking, barking, barking, and then he looked at me and he said,

you know what? I got something for your ass. Kiki. I'm like, now look at your stupid for like a week straight. Niko-on-lawed what I'm like,

well, why would I lie? Why would I step on your fucking dog? I wish it would have been a ring camera to get that dog. Oh, my goodness.

My goodness. Also, I also don't like it when people use the word, mainly women, bitches, when they like use the words. Because this, bitches do this, not women, bitches. When they use the word ugly so loosely, like, they'll be like, she's ugly, she's ugly, and then they'll get mad if you don't agree with them. I'll be like, no, I don't really, I'm not ugly.

I call everybody ugly, but not in a hate away. No, yeah. Yeah, like, yeah. He's ugly. Old people ugly. My son ugly. No, I'm talking about dad-ass. Yeah.

Talking about you really acting like this lady ugly. And that's why I said bitches do that shit because I'm sorry, bro. I'm not no hater. I ain't hating and I ain't waiting, bro. I'm not. I'm not agreeing with you saying this lady ugly if she's not ugly. Like, bro, why are you using that term so loosely? Also, I hate it when my kids get out the car is slow as fuck.

But just, please, get your. Who, don't give me started on kids. Come on. My pet peeve is when somebody starts saying something and be like, never mind, never mind. Or I'll tell you later, no, bitch, tell me right now before I charge it. You like that goddamn dog. What's up?

I'm about to crash. That is the easiest way for me to crash out. Say what you had to say. I don't want to hear later. You already started it. Say it. That's one of my biggest pet peeves. It's like, whew!

You're trying to be funny, you know? No. You just wanted to have me on a cliffhanger. You wanted my attention. You wanted me to be like, no, no, no. Like. I'd be like, for real. Girl, don't say what you're going to beg you.

I'm not going to hold you. Oh, the nosiness in me, I can't let it die. Like, tell me. I believe you, too. I mean so fucking irritated. What's your puppy? I don't like, I do not like people with bad posture, especially girls. And I ain't trying to straighten up, I swear.

Like, bro, sit up, bro. You look like Uncle Fester. Can you stop doing that? Literally, Quasimodo. I mean, I'll be at work. Look at you. I love people that have good posture. Everybody I know that a good passion was in the Army.

What did they do to y'all? I need it. Or they be wearing waist trainers. And I'm like, no, nigger go get food without me, especially seafood. Now I feel like you want to, you want to be into it. We definitely get into it. Because what? And give me that boil.

Why would you go get food without me? I don't care. Like, that is just. And when I had a man, if I go out to eat, like, say I'm at a birthday dinner. Or with my friends or something like that. You get in the doggie bag. I'm calling my, I'm calling my niggins. Like, babe, you want something?

They have this, this, that, that, that. Like, I'm taking something to go every time. Like, what are you doing? Men are so inconsiderate. September is a national take-a-man on the date month. Now, y'all know we'd be going back and forth for how much a date should cost. They said for these men, we need to spend $300 to $500 to $500.

That's the budget range, so these men can feel appreciated. Hmm. What does a $300 to $500 date look like for a man? Like a dinner? A dinner? Okay, a dinner, what, about $200 or $100, depending on where you go? Probably if y'all getting drinks, you're probably going to get drinks. You might get an appetizer.

Monefuck's going to get, I don't know, lamb chops filet, ribbi or something like that. Probably be like $300, $350, $300. I'm the type of, like, I like to do, fun dates. So, yeah, we're going to go out to eat, but I want to do some. I'm trying to do laser tag. I'm trying to be rolling around doing all this other stuff. So I guess between dinner and something fun, like where we're getting up and moving around, I guess that would be within the 300.

500, how, wait, what we doing? 500 is a little steep. 500 is crazy. What are we doing? Literally, what are we doing? What are we doing for $500? We're going to Chicago? Because the only way you can rack up $500, even if you go to, like, fine dining, for real.

Like, you're just getting drink after drink after drink. We bought a bottle of a bottle of time. No, no, it can still, it can still cost, but literally. For two people? For two? I had dead ass paid like 400 and something for a dinner, but it was the nigga birthday, though. Yeah. So, y'all went crazy.

Tell us what y'all ate. So you get an oysters. I mean, we got an appetizer. We both got, like, entrees and stuff like that, and we got drinks, but I want to say we each got, like, what, two drinks a piece? Well, drinks be about $30 a piece at a certain restaurant. It was literally, like, four something. So it's like, but it was at, like, a very, very nice restaurant, too. So that's what I'm seeing.

Where y'all was in the city? No, we was in Atlanta. So where y'all got? I don't remember the name, girl. I'm not romantic anymore. You not? No. You not?

Fuck these niggas. I'm trying to be in love. I don't want to be in love too, but it's just so vulnerable. So vulnerable. It feels good. No, I'm going to get back in my mode one of these days, but I just feel like ain't nobody got me there. I'm trying to get there.

Come on in, Dad, Dad. You wife don't make you no lunch. You wife not getting you no hair. You wife not getting you no stuffy. No stuffy. That's the words on the block. You know, you know. You nigger no take you on no trips.

You nigger know how you iced out. Because Kiki over here blonde and me. Yeah, so icy. I say you look like sweetie. Sweetie came up in my timeline. She's so sticky. But I'm like Kiki is in the league of her own. She's so fine.

Yes. So, so icy. entertainment over here. You nigger, no by you, no Jew. You knicker. You're not by you, no stuff. No stuffies. No icy.

You're so lucky. You know how no kids. Shit. I ain't jealous of no bitch. Besides the bitches with no kids. Or the ones who baby daddy keep the kids all the time. I'm trying to be a weekend mom, y'all. I know this, I just got so off topic.

But God, damn that little boy been on my motherfucker nurse. If you watch the latest episode of Club 5,20, He didn't came out on the damn. Bitch can't even work in peace. Somebody help me. Please. Please fucking help me. This tallest age is kicking my ass.

It's sorry. It's just a phase. You'll miss it one day. It's a phase. It's cool. Just taking one day out of time. Good with the bag. Oh, girl.

I hear you. I need this shot. Somebody help me. Told you we needed that bottle down there. We need that bottle. But. Need that. Before my rent.

Y'all packing lunches? Y'all don't pack lunches before. Do niggas got jobs? No. Hell no, girl. Pack a lunch. Pack a trap sack. I packed a lunch before.

You get out and start busting moves all day. I packed a lunch before for this, and I want my lunchbox back. I gave him a really nice igloo lunchbox. He stopped talking. I want my lunchbox back. Me pack you lunch, you know, give me my lunchbox. That's the Stanley one.

No, it wasn't the Stanley. This was a few years ago. It was just like a nice igloo. Give me my lunchbox back. Bro, I would love to pack a nigga lunch for, for work. Also, I am definitely that girl, bro, three o'clock after the session,

3 a.m. What, do you want a sandwich? Yes, I'm going to get a fried chicken. You want a steak? Okay. What do you want? You want some fried chicken? You want me fry some fish?

I got some. Definitely a fried fish at 3 a. Waiting to exhale say, oh, she said, oh, nothing. We're just having leftovers. Little leftovers, baby. When you love that man, you will do anything for that men. You will do anything for that men.

So, sure. I absolutely love that. Piece of advice that I got for everybody this week and it's so funny because Cardi B was actually talking about it. Bitch, before you get on a motherfucking before you get on a motherfucking flight, take a gas pill. Belay that was sick.

I don't know who it was, but it was one person because the fart smelled the same the whole four-hour motherfucking flight. Take a gas pill before you get on the plane with your funky, stanky, ass. Oh, that's so inconsiderate. Hey, you know what? I used to fart on the plane

and now after that shit, I'll never do it again. That's torture. That lady, with that funky-ass breath? Oh, my God. A flight one day, this lady was sitting in front of us

and she just must have been talking. Her breakfast is traveling back? I mean, the bread. Me and Kiki back there are like, yeah. We're looking at you. I'm looking at her. I was not looking at me.

She ain't even. She ain't even. I know. I smelled it first, and I'm like, bro, this bitch, and she was like, wait, what? She was like, oh, I'm smelling. Like, oh, bitch, throw up. We all right here and talk about end on this bitch.

She got a tons of stymour. That she smelled. That's your breath was on dog ass. Like, what the shit? Like, what the leather thing? That's the thing. She has a fucking porter potting in her phone.

Go floss. I think people are not flossing. False and go to the dentist and get those clean. Gaggle with motherfucking peroxide. Bitch, pull out your teeth. Bitch. It was that bad. That's what I make it smell gross.

I'm talking about it. I ain't never smelled no breath this thing. No, the sponge was sponge by episode. Did you all right? Do you all right? Did y'all remember that sports about episode when his breath was thinking and it was like a clout? Yes. And then he was not.

That's what it was. Bitch. And we just looking at each other laughing. The whole time. I wish it was bad. If y'all could be into any cartoon, what would it be? Hey Arnold. Oh, that would be fun.

Hey Arnold was too real life. Hey Arnold was real life. Did you ever watch that shit back and be like, damn, I was really trying to teach us real life lessons? But have y'all never wanted to live in New York? No. I did. I didn't want to live in the, oh, it's the lights.

I don't want to live in the studio with the rats. Loved Hey Arnold. and I would have loved it. You wanted to be a stoop kid. But Stookeet, can't leave. And Timmy Turner. Okay. Fairio appearance.

Yeah, give me her the fairly odd appearance. You would have been that girl. I'm trying to make some shit happy. Tootie. Tootie, no, Tudy was the one he didn't like. I don't know. I don't know. Look it up, Malk.

I would have been the mean-ass babysitter. Vicky. Vicky. Vicky. Icky, Vicky. Tudy Tudy Tandy something. You would be so cute as her for Halloween. It was Tootie

Tootie's crush, yeah I have to know Trixie Tane That's what I was trying to say, look Look at her Like a Chixie Tang But I would want So random

I would want to be in Johnny Bravo Okay Hey Mama beach parties Girl are you're such a HGPie You know what else you just reminded me Totally Spice Totally Spice what's that?

Yeah Oh, the girl with a redhead and a shirt. Totally spines. They were, that's not called totally spice. That was Cuck, Cull. Ong or, no. They were agents. They were agents.

It was like three of them. They had this decked out ass like pad. They had all the fucking Gizmos and gadgets. And they were them girls. Kim Possible. All the girls on there was strapped. We should do Kim Possible for Halloween. That would be cute.

That green girl was fired. She's the cold name kid next door. That's what you think about with the red head with the one black girl. or that movie The Old School thing When they was all surfers What was that? Oh, Rocket Power

That would be fucking fun That was my show Yeah That was that shit I don't know I think wild thornberries In the wilderness That was a good show

With Donnie Yeah we don't want to be on it But Me and my son Me and my son For Halloween We was Debbie And he was a little wild boy

He's giving that today He's been on 10 fucking crash out. BTS. Speaking of things that I don't like that men do because, oh, my son. I'm starting to have to agree with, you know how to men be like,

I don't want no brothers in the club, blah, blah, blah, blah. After we went out this last time, I don't want no men in the club. I was so disgusted. I was disgusted for multiple reasons. When we went out after the Don Tolover. Oh, and y'all went out. Yes.

That was a chaotic-as night. Brough. And then she had a chaotic, I was a night with me, like me and her went out. Y'all did? Yeah, we went out. Where'd I go out?

Probably in Jamaica. I'm in Jamaica. No, you wasn't in Jamaica. You were somewhere else. I don't know where he was, but it was just a very long night. Hey, I ain't gonna hold y'all. I don't know how y'all feel about how men should act.

Like, what's the proper etiquette for a man in 2026 when y'all go to the strip club together? because I had like went to the strip club with a nigga right and it was like very much giving like 20 20 like all the girls were crowded around him he was super like in touch with all the girls and stuff he even like grabbed ones like chin at one point and I'm just like oh my gosh it's giving like 20 20 when we left I'm like bro who the fuck you thought you was dollar bill dollar bill what the fuck like I'm literally like I'm like I don't mind a little strip club day at all. I don't mind it at all.

I'm like, am I? Give me a 10-piece living pepper, baby. What the fuck-go? Am I the one being a fucking stiff-ass bitch? You in here grabbing strippers by their chin like you Drake. We're about to. That's too much. Why are you that acquainted with having hell of dialogue?

But you were in the city, the same dancer's been dancing this whole time. So he do know him on the first name last night basis. I still just feel like it's just, it's just too much. Like, I don't know. I feel like this other niggas says, see the same girlies. Did you see that same girl? Wait, which one?

I don't know what we're talking about. You had to. Lock in. Do you know what we're talking about? Been there for forever. I don't know who we're talking about, y'all. It don't matter. But, I mean, it'd be the same thing. I feel like proper etiquette is give me the money.

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shit because you were a bad bitch. Yeah, like, arrogance. Yeah. You know, like, y'all watch out. Y'all shouldn't be that comfortable with me. Y'all see I'm with this bad ass bitch. Like, y'all dance, make y'all money and let us vibe. Let us talk.

Because you can still talk in the strip club, you know, but if it's ass on his cheeks and back up, just dance in front of me, y'all going to get your money. Yeah. Keep it cute. Keep it cute. But he has to be, they have to know that that's not they nigga. Because they be feeling. Talk to us, drop how you feel.

I just feel like, just keep it peeed, bro. Why are you trying to, I mean, it's just like giving, you're trying to, like, show me that you're so tapped in with the dancers, like. I feel like it, from what you're describing it, I feel like it just was natural, like, it's just, that's what it was.

No, it was, I mean, I don't know. I'm with you. I'm just giving, like, see, look, these hos love me. Desha love. Oh. I'm that nigga in here. He got his head. I'm feeling like the man went on my phone.

Oh, for real. Let me finish talking about my ick. So, you know, the cameraman comes around in the club. Oh, man. He came around. This nigga got to dance, and I'm like, ew, bitch. Sit your funky ass down. Why, as a man, are you trying to be called dancing on the camera?

Why do you feel the need to be out every weekend? Bitch, why are you on the fly? I can't stand being on a flyer. Go to war. No for her I don't even like being when we be on flyers. I don't even like that shit. Not going to hold you. Who put us on a flyer? We've been on a few. Oh no no but if we're on the flyers because it's our people shit. I mean we in the building. So yeah it ain't but still I just be like y'all could have just put our little at at the bottom we're gonna post it and keep it but. Nah if we liked it we liked it. What is on there. It's five 27 we're in the mix. But

Yeah, no, I just felt like the men were in the club, like, giving baddies, and I just have fun, pop your bottles. They waiting around for the bottles in the niggas section. Ain't nowhere for the women to sit, because the niggas that ain't put in no shit is all in the section. Sausage fast. Dancing and, what? Sit down.

No, actually, I saw my one for the club. Talk to us. All the niggas was, like, posted up taking pictures. They were taking more men. Yes. They was on their social media. It's like, I don't like it. The holes were turning their head, like.

What are y'all doing? I ain't going to lie. I ain't going to lie. I don't like an outside-ass nigger. I don't. And I don't like a strip club-ass nigger, neither. Because you're just too cool with these holes. And then, like, and I'm not saying, like, we go outside here and there or whatever.

I'm not saying we're just the most inside-ass. We're not. We didn't put up. You know, but like, if you're like the type of guy where you can just like count on the fact that he's going to be outside. Like I said, he's on the flyer.

No, thirsty. I'm cool. I don't want you. Yeah, like, I don't want me. And it's one guy in particular that I was talking about. And I was just like, sit down, hoochie, mama.

He is the club. It's his birthday. This nigga, what? He said, pop, like, and drop it. He recording people's signs. You ain't put in on this. The sign say rich nickers only You ain't a rich nicket

Your light is on it. That is like That's embarrassing And I told you when the cameraman came around He was like in the camera Make sure you see the motion You ain't got no motion Dejohn

We're about start calling corny niggas Daijon Dajon This Dejohn Y'all Why was I Lton this Dijon ass nigga came up to me You see that Dejohn

looking ass nigga over there? I like it Dejan. Thumbs down. T. Words from the lot. Free Dirk, keep Dejohn. Amen.

Because why he's like the ladies' money? That's fucked up. Oh, yeah, Dirk free. Well, not. He ain't free? He's not guilty. Smirk. And I think it's so crazy

because all his people turned on him, got to run in their mouth, and look. All that for nothing. The one dude was facing three years. Now he's facing a life sentence because he just overly wanted to talk. How was these people able to be around him? it took for this is for him to see that they ain't solid like

I feel like it had to be for them to tell that easily I feel like it had to be other signs you can't take everybody with you we're losing the plot y'all like if you're not gonna be a dedicated street nigger then just don't do it I mean really is a dying and I don't I feel like that too it's just like if you know that you're gonna fold when she but people want to have a cake and eat it too and everybody's doing it now so that's just like

the convenient thing to do The streets is these. May Dirk bring the real nigs back. No, for real. Because you see the lame niggas lost in the end.

Like, Jesus, all, yeah, prayers up for Smarkio, bring that man back home to India. She's been looks after looks after looks going to trial. Her little feet be hurting, baby, but just get your little kitten hill,

India. It's okay. You can wear a kitten heel to the courts. You ain't at the club. You can wear a kitten heel. She'd be getting out the car like, Fee, buckling. But she looks fine. India is so pretty. Yes, she is.

So we got Dejan Love for the corny niggas. What's the funniest nicknames you and your friends ever gave a nigga? I remember me and Tropis called it some of a niggis. Do you know what I'm going to say? Who, Gilly? No. Oh, no. But that was funny, too.

But strep throat. Strap throat? Yeah. Do tell. What? No backstory. No backstory. Story?

One my ho. Uh. No. But? We got, funniest nickname me and my friends I gave somebody was gargoy. No backstory.

He looked like one? Like a fucking gargoy. Baby. You know that gargoy was on the hump back of Notre Dame? That's another underrated-ass movie. Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, love it.

Shout out to Disney. But he was a gargoy. Niceest man ever. Fuck, Shrek. Gargoy. Yeah. Yeah. Not an ogre, a gargoy.

A fucking gargoy. He had the hair like them. What kind of hair gargles got? They had like the little bangs. Gargoyles got bangs. And like long hair kind of? I didn't see. I don't know.

They got the little horns and shit. And them little like dog looking face. No, what am I thinking about? Never mind. Disregard, disregard, disregard. Look. Man, stop. Exactly.

That was in Choha. was it? Was that Chobo? Yeah, I thought y'all can't care about what they look like. Oh my. Spin that shit. Spend that shit. Okay, would you rather, okay, real quick, sorry, y'all.

Would you rather have a rich nigger or a normal nigger with, like, a genuine relationship? Genuine relationship, normal nigger or a rich nigga? Normal and genuine. A normal. Okay, yay. We're not as tampered as they thought we were. No.

I think that it comes in with us saying that we just want to go all in and just get the rich nigga outside of everything else is because if that normal nigger is going to still play with my heart, then. That's the thing. You just shoot for the moon. It's just hard to find something genuine nowadays. So you just opt for.

I told you, I'm on my lover girl shit now, and it's just like, how lucky did I get that his dick big, his money big, ain't he fine? Like, I know that's right. Yeah, but so now. How do you get some of that, too, girl. But now, but I see like, when they be talking about like, just get somebody that's your genuine like, because I genuinely like him outside of everything else.

So it's like, it's not a money thing at all or nothing like that. That's just a plus. Yeah, we have a good time. Like, we could be doing nothing. We could go grocery shopping. We could be just sitting there talking. We could do anything. And I just like genuinely enjoy his company, his energy and shit like that.

But I love that for you. Yeah. But I still stick by. I would never date a broken. I mean, when your requirements are your requirements, you're not even going to get to the point to where you can see like, oh, do I like this nigga or not?

Because he doesn't meet the requirement. So now that he do, it's just like, oh, damn, I really like this nigga. Because if I could be, I just think, like, they'd be like, yeah, this poor man treats you like Princess Diana. Bro, you'll never catch me. I ain't even about to be with a poor man.

Because I'm about to waste my time and my energy and my fucking stress and shit. And it's not even on no go digger shit for real. It's just like girls want to be stable, comfortable. Exactly. Like, you gotta come with your own because I come with my own. And I'm not even about to be on your line begging. Like, I'm not a begging ass bitch.

I really, you know, it's just like you gotta be, have some stability about yourself. Because my thing is with it. And we gotta have fun. We gotta do stuff. But my thing is like, why are you broke? I have such a drive. You know?

Yeah, you know, so like we won't. You're not equally yote. Like, if you broke, bro, you're not going to understand. You broke, you'll joke. You don't fucking tell me. You're not going to understand me picking up extra shit or you're not going to the podcast. You're not going to understand.

And what are you doing when I'm doing on the podcast? You can joke. If you're broke, you can croak, niggas. But that's the only thing. Nobody's saying, like, you know, I just want, like you say, somebody equally yoke. Like, you got to have that drive that I had. What are you doing?

I still want to go, but I'm not. Go ahead. Get one more. No, no, no. I'm just kidding. No, because that one wasn't even that good. All right, let's wrap this up. I'd rather sell coke than go broke.

Gee, what are those guys? You need a cell Coke. Oh, my goodness. And that's how niggas end up telling. If you ain't poking me in the streets, no, no, no. You know what? Just say on the sidewalk. Y'all don't persuade to this man to sell coke.

Now he's about to take down the whole goddamn operation to tell on everybody, because he's not really with that life. Get a job. You could get a job. If you got a job. If you both, stay woke. Just get a job. Get a job and live within your means.

Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Amen. A word, sister. All right. Let's get on out of here, guys. Do the outro then. Do it.

Hit us with it, Kiki. Yeah, so that just about does it for us, and it's 520 somewhere. Make sure you tap in. Wait, no, wait, wait, no. Oh, the outro? I mean, a topic? Yeah.

Okay, yeah, let's do it. Okay, no, because since we were talking about, you know, the white folks spending people food and stuff, we're going to white in the mood. I just want to know, what are y'all? Why do you keep on driving? Get your hands up. Go ahead and his with a kid.

Y'all, I got to pee. All right, okay, what are some white people saying that y'all feel like kind of ate? Get a load of this guy. Bucco Buddy Yeah, bub You're cruising for a bruising

Cruising for a bruising Cruising for a bruising Bro, I say that to my kids So much Do you? You're barking up the wrong tree pounds Yeah, that's a good one I remember you're a glue

Whatever you say Pounce off of me and sticks to you What? Y'all, why I seen a hole in a head In real, like I said my granny used it right? But while on the craft Y'all know it's about to be that season

so I was watching the old movies, the fall movies, the craft, the crazy girl. I can't remember her name, Vicki or some shit. The craziest one. She said something about the other girl. She was like, yeah, like a hole in the head. I'm like, oh, my God, that's the first time. Is that a white people sing? I don't know.

Why y-all-y-y-y-y-y-hout-new-slash, buddy. Newsflash, buddy. Newsflash. Hold your horses. Hold your fucking horses. We are out of here, though. You're on thin ice, pal. Listen, listen up.

Oh, brother. Listen, we are out of here. We will see y'all next. Oh, go ahead. Do your outro key. Take us curious out of you. I don't know. Jesus Louise. That's not my name. She got real sexy with it.

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