Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Dating Disasters, Movie Tears & Girl Talk 🎙️
Episode Date: July 11, 2026This week on It's 520 Somewhere, nothing is off limits as Barbee, Kiki, and Trop jump from one hilarious topic to the next.The girls reminisce about the worst jobs they've ever had, debate the saddest... movie deaths of all time, and settle the age-old question: Bow Wow or Lil Romeo? 👀They also imagine what life would be like as contestants on Love Island, share stories about cooking for a man (and when the food definitely didn't go as planned 😂), and end with one of the wildest dating stories yet…Could you date someone for months without knowing their real name? 😳Get ready for laughs, hot takes, and the kind of conversations only It's 520 Somewhere can deliver.🎙️ Tap in and join the conversation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere.
I'm your girl Barbie.
And I got the finest non-cheating nurse to the left of me, nurse trap.
How you feeling, Mama?
Feeling like a non-cheater on them late night shifts.
So when it's, you know, it's just you on the clock, hours to go.
you be texting?
No, not really.
Sometimes, but everybody be sleep.
So what do you do in your spare time?
She'll call you and stay on the phone with you until you fall asleep for hours.
So you really ain't got no action?
You're just on the phone with Kiki.
It'd be very, very boring.
Some nights are extremely boring and lonely.
But if I do got some downtime, then I'll probably scroll.
I'm on Instagram.
You're not sneaking into the room with the environmental scientist?
Services.
Services.
It's sciences.
Sorry, guys.
Services.
No, absolutely not.
No.
How do you feel about that, Mell?
Ain't no wrong with it.
I bet it's not.
Late night hours.
So you was on the late shift to,
or you was broad day cracker people in the rooms?
It was night.
Okay.
That makes me feel better.
I get off at 12.
Around 11.
The last couple hours,
I ain't doing nothing.
Duck up.
Did you get fired from the job?
Yeah.
Or?
HR.
Yeah, you that call.
It was a lot.
It was a lot.
It had three security guards.
Oh, my goodness.
He was going to tear it up in there?
Also.
Oh, goodness.
Not young milk.
I don't know.
God is over.
Kiki.
How you feeling, Mama?
Hey, Barb.
How you would?
You ready to get into some shit?
I'm ready.
You made how you what sounds so sexy.
This dude.
It was like, I'm so glad you don't say that ghetto-ass shit.
Whoa, ghetto is.
Not too much, you know.
I said, that's just how we talk.
But you say, how you would?
How you are.
I like that.
Okay, I got changed my boy.
You're stupid.
Oh, my God.
Never sang it again on this.
You'll be putting on your soft voice, your early voice for men.
You know, I'm about to warm up here in a second.
Now I'll be my real self in a sec.
Well, we can, we can warm up now.
Before we get into FitShack, we had some people send us some stuff.
Mike finally went to the P-O.
and we got some
Rose
Tequila.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
Come on, you educated.
What did say?
La Boca tequila.
I don't speak Spanish now.
I don't speak that.
Loboca.
Hello.
I can't see the arbor.
Lobco, tequila,
Cilio rose.
Okay.
100% agave azool.
I love that for us.
Let's try it.
We don't want the...
We've never seen no.
We got some cute little cure cups.
Who sent it in, B?
Leboca.
La Boca Tequila
One of them
La Boca, one of the bottles did break
So when you start
Sending stuff out wrapping a little tighter
But bubble wrap
We got our box
Shout out to
We're gonna take a shot
We're gonna be honest with y'all let y'all know
Tijuana, how cute
Oh, rosé tequila
DJ Sky
Hi baby
Okay Baltimore based tequila formed in the heart
Adjustical Mexico
Let me see
Let's put it up, let's try
Let's keep leave
Did you make that up
DJ Sky?
Oh let's go
Do I say jealous co?
They know how to talk about.
Where's our scholar?
We're about to come.
Listen, this is our word on the rocks, mommy.
I know, bear with her.
I might need a man.
I got a whole bunch of oil on me.
Yeah, Mel.
Do it.
Be our father.
You can see it not for real?
I think that is.
I'm going to run already.
I'm going to catch it.
I bet you will.
I'm scared.
You're not throw it.
Don't throw it.
Held it.
While he's doing that, please.
While he's doing that, we also got something
from
Oh my mama, I'm kissing.
Oh my gosh.
Throw it.
Who's it from?
Balance soul collective.
And she said,
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in this season.
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Love, Noel at their creator, Noel.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Noel.
Cute.
Beautiful.
women right here.
Period.
Is that a Noel?
Arnold?
This might be.
It's a.
Meditate,
renew,
divine,
feminine energy
and manifest.
Oh,
yes.
Period.
Pour us up,
Barbara.
Let's take our shots.
Cheers to you.
And we got one more thing.
Oh, period.
We're doing numbers.
We was,
oh my gosh,
look at the candle.
Oh,
these are beautiful.
I'm glad you opened it.
Super cute.
Oh my gosh.
It smells good.
I'm going to have to go up there.
Thank you, Noel.
She got a store.
I have no idea.
Even if you got a word.
Yeah, it had like a scan to reorder.
Oh, divine feminine.
I want to smell it so.
Loboka, roast tequila.
Let's give it a try.
Let me smell one.
All right.
Ready?
Yep.
All the flowers to fill up.
It's fire.
All right.
Cheers, too.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Let's try it.
We got a, ooh, it's fire in it.
Yeah.
That is overly smooth.
I like it.
You don't even need a chaser.
What the-
Baby, I'm about to shoot fire.
I'm out of my damn out of my damn.
No.
You took the whole thing?
Yeah.
Oh, y'all sipped it.
No, I kept the lady like, can I see one of the candles?
I just smell one.
How would I like it?
It's for weird.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna smooth this.
Oh, you want you.
And it's a wooden wig.
Oh, we didn't bring one.
And it's a wooden wig.
It is a wooden wick, so it's going to like a slicker.
Don't want to steal my candle.
Now, you already stamped on when you're getting?
Mm.
Are you all the same?
It's like you.
You want to take a shot of this?
All right, and then we have some on so we can move along.
This one is cute.
I'm sorry.
You are her.
You are beautiful.
You are one of a kind.
Be her, act like her, think like her.
And most importantly, put that is on because you are her.
Love the Sheik doll.
This is from Sheik Valua.
And she sent us in some cute.
You know we love our athletic wear.
Oh, my gosh.
I love it.
We love our athletic.
By the way.
Scrunch booty.
Y'all know my candle.
She knows our cell.
Hold on now.
Scrunch booty.
Try.
Pay attention.
That's honest.
Oh.
Scrunched booty.
This is literally, smell this.
Scratch booty.
Look at this.
That smells so good.
No way.
These candles smell amazing.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh, that's my color.
Yes.
What color is?
The paint.
It's a lot.
Oh, no.
It was like a rose color.
Oh, wait, she gave us multiple.
Oh, it's true.
Period.
Period.
20.
Oh, I wonder these for y'all, and then I got the black one.
Oh, yeah.
They're all shorts.
I really love this.
And we all got these ones with the back out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I want to send us anything.
Our P.O.
Box, I was going to.
Break me.
I'm going to send it to y'all.
Oh, cute.
Gross.
It's CF.
Close friends.
Cut it up.
Yes.
I love it.
Thank you so much.
Yes.
C.
We're going to divvy.
Y'all love me a two-piece.
You know, we love us some little athletic where we will be wearing these on the set,
my queen.
If y'all want to send us anything, DM me.
And I'm going to have y'all send it to my house, so I ain't got to share with the girls.
No, they have the road.
She's joking, though.
She won't really do that.
Really barbed.
Is that you don't mind?
Damn, that mob, whatever to put, that pink color?
That's like a soft-fired.
Okay.
But while we're talking.
I was going to say, damn, why are you?
What are you?
Oh, my God.
I'm so happy.
I know, thank you guys.
You should have put it back in the box.
If I would have did that, we would have forgot about it.
Okay.
Um, okay.
So.
No, we wouldn't.
We would have.
Let's get into fit check.
Fitchick check.
Like, I bet you in y'all.
Yes, we would have.
No, no.
We wouldn't.
I would have wanted my two pieces.
Listen, we go, I'm sorry, Mike.
I wasn't throwing it at you like that.
Fit check, fit check.
Get your.
He's just don't let it sit there.
Because he's not, he's not.
Like, he's not going to.
He's not going to.
Pick it up on your pitch.
I'm going to do it.
Check, get up, please.
All right, fine.
You don't got to.
Sit down, King.
I'm so sweet.
All right, started with a trophaholic
mixtape, you bastard.
That's what you get for throwing stuff at people.
Payback.
So, mother.
You forgot something.
You know, we girls grow around here.
Who runs through girls in some athletic wear
with the five fingers,
Viron's looking good, looking snatched,
and went nowhere near a gym,
but baby is serving athletic and fit, baby.
What?
No, we're here in gym, obviously.
But she's looking good, baby.
You look amazing.
All right, Kiki.
They said you was looking like an apostolic.
My fake five fingers.
Who said that?
I know about it to say that.
They said you look like apostolic so bad.
I don't want you look like an epistol.
You look like a queen of my dreams, baby.
Apostolic ain't showing me back like that.
Come on, get into it.
Fit Shake.
Fit check.
Yes, ma'am.
You know,
you know,
like,
production need
to fix this
mug,
y'all almost
bust my shit.
Do y'all know
what brand
dress this is
actually?
Throwback,
for real.
Oh,
throwback.
Throwback.
Fashion mall.
Oh,
none.
What is it?
B.B.
B.
Cue.
Home girl used to
work at B.B.
Yeah,
she used to work in
super cute.
I was probably
still one of my
favorite jobs.
I was probably in there.
I was probably in there.
Where all my scamming?
Thode-ish.
It was a good time.
This dress is all, oh, y'all is literally probably older.
It's like 13 years old.
It's like 13 years old.
It's from 2013.
Vintage, vintage, vintage couture.
And you look so soft and cute.
Thank you.
But you look the softest.
Yellow.
I love it yellow on me.
It's like literally your color.
Why have you never done this before?
Okay.
You know.
With the fendi slides.
I'm trying to borrow your purse.
Did we share purses around here?
And I'll just point it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you know, we do.
Yeah.
All in the family.
But they're going to be like,
Barbie ain't never had
nothing designer
until she got with the Twitters.
I'm a hold-up.
Speaking of a wait-as-old.
I got some pieces.
We're getting money now.
We're getting money then.
You worked at BB,
but didn't you still from that?
You did?
I saw in a few places.
I ain't ever got called at BB.
No.
I probably was.
Girl.
What?
You was going to tell me?
Remember that one dude
that you, your co-worker,
and he was a gay man.
And he like, tell me what I actually felt really bad for him about this.
You remember those girls that used to steal all the time and they had like a name?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know who I'm talking about?
Yes.
So they stole from her store one time.
The cream team.
Oh my God.
Why would she say that?
Because them some boosted ass bitches, yeah.
They still be boosting out of since their money is up now.
No, because they got him fired.
For what?
They beat them up.
They hit a lick on our asses and they just started running out the store.
I'm like, oh, there they go.
Bro, my co-worker, he's like, oh, no, they're not going to get away with that.
And he was, bro, when I say he chased them to the car.
They're going to beat him up.
I mean, they have just like, they didn't give no fuck.
Like, they just got hella, they just grabbed everything and ran out the store.
Bring back boosters.
The car was like very close to the Christmas time.
Bro, he's at the door.
They're like hitting them with BB hangers.
and them hangers used to be wooden.
So they're like hitting him with BB hangers.
He's like, no.
And they're like, they mace this man.
Bro, what?
Because why are you coming up to store?
They're like, you can't, you, and he was the assistant manager.
They're like, you can't chase shoplifters.
And that's why I never gave a F about a job, y'all.
And wouldn't.
And never will because you mad at me because I'm like, oh, no, no.
I wouldn't care about my job.
He got some of the stuff back.
And he still got fired for going above.
and beyond. He got hit upside his shit and still got fired. Like, y'all are me.
We're like, we're like me and the other girl who works and we're like running out to the
parking lot like, ow, come on. You can drag me back in.
We're like, ow, stop. Let him go. Let him go.
Girl, he took that shit personal.
Oh, my God. That's so sad. This is not our clothes.
What's the worst job y'all ever worked?
Hmm.
Selling cars? I hated that job. The commission is good. What you
I didn't like it for it.
Girl, I wasn't selling, you got to stand outside in the hot sun, dangar all day, wait for people to show up.
And then you're like racing other people to the customers.
Like, it just felt so thirsty.
Like, I hated it.
I didn't know you have to stand outside.
That's insane.
I mean, you could, you don't have to.
But you're trying to get the customer first.
But you want to stand outside because that's where the customers are going to pull up at.
And it was just so annoying.
I hated it.
What about your worship?
Yeah.
So we were, our first job ever was baggers at the commissary out east, like for military personnel.
It's like a grocery store that's only like military personnel can go there.
Yeah, there's no taxes on.
You didn't like that job?
No, I didn't.
I ain't like bagging up their shit and taking into their car like a motherfucking slave, bitch.
What?
I didn't like that job.
I didn't enjoy that job.
I was literally.
That was my least favorite job.
I'm not going to say I hated it, but I don't really have, like, jobs that I hated so much.
Like, all my other jobs were cool.
That job was like, I used to be in that break room, knock the fuck out.
Like, I didn't like it that much.
You lazy.
My worst job, I didn't have some jobs.
I'd have some jobs.
I always just go back to audits because I feel like they tried to work me.
Here she go.
Like, girl.
I love me some oldies.
I love Corny.
do we bring them pellets out of all them, all that stuff?
Baby, I thought I was about to be sitting in that big bouncy chair, just ringing stuff up.
No, you were working like you're at Amazon at all these.
I quit after a couple of days, y'all, and it was my friend mama.
It was my friend mama that got me on the job.
My friend was so mad at me.
Oh, yeah.
Did y'all do any fast food jobs?
Steak and shake.
What about you?
I did not.
Have y'all always worked the same jobs?
I did not.
No.
We've worked what?
Girl, she will three.
I had hell of fast school jobs
First job was McDonald's making 6.55 an hour.
Is that legal?
Girl, yeah.
You know, the state minimum in Indiana
is still like 725.
Yeah, so that's what you should have been making.
I was like 665.
This was when I was in high school.
655, bitch.
When I was in high school.
Bitch, you was a prisoner.
When I was in high school,
it was 725.
I don't know.
Because I was getting paid 725.
It's not 725 anymore.
It's still.
It's still.
I know you fucking want
I should have
I was 10 by now
well I got paid 725
I thought it was minimum wage
working at Libby Lou
Y'all remember Libby Lou?
Oh yeah
You said a
I had a hair
and the pomp on the
I remember Chalk for me
running in all the stores stilly
Yes girl
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This week on the podcast,
Hey Jonas, we're hanging out with the one,
the only, the only, and the one Michael Boubley.
You guys, I'm genuinely a huge fan.
It's funny, you know,
I made a whole,
thing about doing this TikTok where I got you guys to sign the guitar and I.
But it was real, like, we listen to in the car all the time.
Like, it literally is hanging up with all your signatures.
Wow.
I am so honored.
After Kevin's recent, let's call it, interesting confession about Michael.
I had a feeling this wasn't going to be going away.
We figured there's only one thing to do.
We must invite Michael Buhlay on the podcast, and we want to know what's on his
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You know, I did an interview and they're like, have you heard about this Jonas Brothers thing?
And they were like, what did you think of it?
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That's where I saw you.
All right.
Out the mud.
I also worked at.
You called her stealing?
Yeah, I knew.
Yeah, I knew.
I knew you were still.
My mustache is real thick back then
I was right
Move bitch
Fuck out the way
What happened
Baby had some of the fire
His dresses
And they had the wedges on deck
I still got some BBs
I got some
I got some BB wedges
I do too
We should all wear our BB wedges
We should
We said we're going to do wedgings
We said we're going to do kittens
We got to get together and get it together
I do the wedges over the kitten hills
It's not going to hold you
Yeah so I did
McDonald's I did Church's Chicken
I did dairy cream
Oh, churches
Did you got away working at churches?
I used to be a little round.
Okay.
Them honey butter biscuits
As soon as they came out,
I put some honey on them.
Those chicken tender.
Our sister worked at churches for like,
how long?
Like, probably like four years.
And she,
then she wasn't she had a manager at one point.
When I say she used to like feed the whole family,
like come home with churches every day.
And you could ride up there,
go to the drive-thoo.
She'll give you what you want.
Shout out to the people that are looking out.
I need somebody in a family.
family who worked at a fast food place.
I really want her to go back to churches.
Me too.
What the hell?
Motherfuckers want to level their life of this shit.
I'm going to say,
I don't know.
But I do want to talk about something that's making me a little sad.
What?
So you know how last episode I was trying to be like,
if I was a man I date younger too.
Yeah, you said that bullshit.
It was out of trauma.
Well, shit, you're a girl dating younger.
No, my.
Ooh.
He didn't even that young, trap.
But it's just because my heart was really broken about.
little Wayne and this little girl.
23 years old. She's 23 years old.
And I'm just like,
I want to be a pick me.
Like, and she's from Kokomo, Indiana.
She's a cute.
He could have came up a little bit further
and got the fan, his number one fan.
Ain't Kokom North? North?
North, that's what I say?
I don't know my direction.
Is Kokomo North, right?
Yes.
Okay, that's what I thought.
I said, come up to you.
You said, come up to us.
It's North.
Oh, it's above us.
Right.
shit
get it together barb
i ain't go to college
how you spell
nah
c o l e g
oh i'm
i said this one we learned
our south east
never used shredded wheat
what's the other one
that i p s shit
never ever smoke
food
oh good that's where my memory is
what's the another one though
never enter
Santa's workshop
okay
yep that was what we came up on
never enter
Santa's workshop
never east shredded wheat
what was yours
Never ever smoke wheat.
What did you learn, Mout?
Never eat soggy. I've heard that win.
Well, y'all know I was so bad.
Don't even, y'all can't even say IPS didn't do it.
I probably just wasn't there when they did it.
I hated geography.
Absolutely.
I love it.
Easy as fun.
What?
I don't want to draw no mountains and no planes.
Y'all, I remember one time in my geography class, y'all, this nigga of play.
I remember one time at band camp?
No.
Heck you.
No.
Angie I can class.
Y'all, no, this dude he played
because he had the projector going.
And why his dude got on the teacher's computer
and played two girls one cup
when the teacher stepped out?
And I don't know.
Who told on a nigga?
But I don't remember.
Oh, that's wrong.
And he got suspended for that and everything.
Loboka.
We had to, we had to message.
You know you are.
You can't watch it.
You can't watch it.
You know, it's Dubai.
It's Dubai.
It's Dubai.
You don't know about that now?
It's out the mud for real, okay?
Yes.
He don't know what you go.
You know what Dubai is.
Wow, you are really young.
What the girls do when they go to Dubai?
You don't got to say that out loud.
You need more?
You get it out loud.
I feel I get the judge.
Hmm?
Huh?
I get the judge.
Okay.
Good.
Moving along, so we don't get flat.
Have you all seen it?
Well, you saw it.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen it outside of that?
I believe so.
I've never seen it.
I instantly got off of there.
I wanted to know.
They talked about a family guy.
I'm sure you can see it on Twitter.
That was crazy.
I've only heard of it.
And I heard about the little Wayne.
Lord Jesus, we're going to get canceled.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
We're going to get.
You said you only heard about the Little Wayne situation?
No, he talked about it in a song, didn't he?
I don't care.
He had a two girls one cup.
I don't care about what he had.
Oh, okay.
So, how was that was fourth?
It was great.
Amazing.
I literally had the best fourth.
I'm glad that you had.
Y'all should have invited me over.
I don't have any families or friends.
Why, bitch, we didn't have nothing to be checking.
You don't know.
Yeah, we should have checked on you while.
It looks like y'all, Rainey would have been.
Oh, God, Rainy would have been so happy to see your girls.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that would have been a time.
Oh, my gosh, girl.
We had so, it was so much food.
Which y'all cook.
So much food.
You do it.
Well, I was on green beans, dutty, baked beans, duty,
potato salad duty greens as well.
Okay.
You did the greens?
I helped with them.
Oh.
I contributed.
Uh-huh.
We also had grilled chicken, grilled chicken wings, grilled, I mean, hot dogs,
grilled burgers, grilled brides.
Y'all know Trap was on a Mac, of course.
And my shit was hitting.
Yeah, no, it was very like, yeah, you popped your shit.
It was very creamy.
Yeah.
Trap pulled up with that motherfucking sack.
I was like, okay.
I was saying up the back of the Tessie.
Oh, go.
Yeah.
I wasn't ready.
This is the real Miss.
No, that's true.
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
We had to, so when we found out my sister and my brother-in-law, he usually will bring the fireworks.
And Kikigio gets some from, Kiki used to bring some, too.
But when I found out my brother-in-law wasn't coming no more, I'm like, dang, somebody got to be the nigger in the family and bring the fireworks.
She said, let me do my shit, dog shit.
We was having dog shit.
Okay.
It was literally, like, I was so surprised.
that shit you brought was very, very heavy.
It looked like the show, but in real life, like, so close because the show, you know,
you're going to see you at the park or whatever, downtown or whatever.
So you got room to, like, record.
Like, the shit was right on top of us.
I'm like, wow, this shit looks galactic.
But, I mean, you know, I'm from the hood.
So in the hood, the, normally the street guys go crazy.
They get new halls full of fireworks, stuff like that.
So we have only some street guys shit.
Until they start getting.
Get to throwing shooting rumored candles at people.
Literally almost got blown up.
Yeah, they played a little too much.
My hair.
My hair started sizzling.
Michael Jackson.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Speaking of the fourth, y'all, Barbie,
my sister pulled a you yesterday.
What?
Bro, okay, let me put my drink down.
So our cousin came, of course,
and his babe mama was there.
And she's pregnant.
So, you know, he had the vibes,
the liquor, the who,
the food, the everything.
She don't care about none of that.
So my sister was like holding her hookah down or whatever.
And the babe mama was like, can I hit your hookah?
She's clearly pregnant, y'all.
Why don't say it's a pool of me?
Wait, I'm good to that.
So she's clearly pregnant.
Chop this at this.
Chop it at this.
Look, go ahead.
You was smoking hookah?
No, the fuck I was not.
Okay.
Anyway, so she's like, can I hit your hookah?
Girl, too, my sister was like, let me ask Chad GPD.
Because girl what?
No.
So listen.
So she asked that she asked Chap GPT in front of her.
And what Chet Tiana say?
She said chat was like,
Chad says they don't recommend.
So no, I can't let you get my hookup.
So then, fast forward in the night, right?
And she was waiting for my cousin in her car or whatever.
And he's just like telling us by and hugs and kisses and all that before he could
out. Girl. So we like,
you know your baby mama wanted to
hit the hookah or whatever?
Why would y'all tell? Because tell you
smoking. Because why are you smoking? I was going.
I was gone. I was told on. Literally, like, you need to make sure she
don't hit the back. You just don't be a girl's girl.
But tell me why our little cousin, his little sister, was
on the phone with her at the time. On FaceTime with her, because she's calling like,
where's your brother's your TV on her? Yes.
You damn snitches.
But no, she needed to be told on.
I don't care.
Literally, because why was you trying to hit the hookah at six months pregnant?
But his baby mama is young, though.
That don't mean shit.
It doesn't matter.
You're right.
Because I was a teen mom.
I wouldn't even pop a Tylenol.
But also, your pregnancy was easy because we didn't even drink back then.
But did y'all drink wine during pregnancy or anything?
I didn't know none of that.
Yeah, it's like just turned it off for nine months.
It ain't that deep.
Yeah.
That's when you get into addiction.
But we was like heavy on this generation is different.
She probably just felt kind of left out because I'm talking about we was all drunk.
It was so fun.
Like that was the best fourth that we ever had.
And we overcame some family drama and everything.
It was a couple of people who wasn't there and everything.
Who overcame family drama?
I'm saying we had some drama going on.
Oh, okay.
No, but it was like the best.
If I would have known, you wasn't like having the time of your life.
Can you start inviting me to everything?
Sure.
Sure.
So when I was pregnant, though, like how I actually found out that I was pregnant, I cry when I watched like TV shows and movies and stuff like that.
So I was watching, I think it was called Maid.
And it was like a moment she was happening with her daughter.
You remember the series?
You were pregnant when that came out?
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
It's like that was a minute ago, but it seems not that long ago.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's when I found out I was pregnant.
I was watching the series.
I was in Texas.
I was watching so many different series.
I was watching the series.
It was like a little moment.
and I broke
and when I say boo-hoo
when I felt the mom
bond in my heart
Oh my God
I never seen it
I got up and I took a pregnancy test
I was like
That's so that's all
That is crazy
That's because she was pregnant
or the boy
That girl she was going hard for her and her baby
Oh my gosh
Made you've never seen
You're gonna have to tap me in
No I feel so very left out
It's kind of a boring show
But it's also
It resonates with single mothers
With single mothers
I wasn't a single mother then, though.
But I mean, maybe because my mom was.
Oh, God, they're going to eat this shit up.
You, like, bitch, your mom's a single mom.
You're a single mom.
You're destined to be single forever.
But.
Fuck you.
Speaking of that, that just made me think, like, what was like the saddest movie death?
Oh, so many.
That's so easy for me.
Mufasa.
I was just going to say that.
Mufasa was sad.
Literally nothing sadder.
I was.
Mufasa was super shud.
Have you all seen the live action, Lion King?
No.
It made it even sad.
But I don't remember the.
Star is like, you killed your father, and he's, like, trying to make his daddy get up and stuff.
And then he guilt trips him into running away.
The last I'm sorry.
You are a fuck nigger.
Like, that's your brother.
Straight mark.
It was people acting like it?
No, the live action one.
Oh, okay.
No, I didn't watch that.
What did you just say about my god?
Where Beyonce played as the Nala?
Nala.
Yeah.
No, I haven't seen that.
You got to watch it.
Watch it with Raina.
Yeah.
I'm going to watch it with him.
Raina's going to be like
Lions don't talk
Mufasa
Selena
Selena
Selena
Yeah
Jack from Titanic
Cry
That's at
On my list
Damn bitch you're taking
them off
Say something
Damn
I can't
Get a wording
Go bar
From
She ain't shit
My
I hope y'all
I know about this movies
It's called
They made it
They remade it
It was called
Like
Yeah
Let me shut up
shooter or something like that.
But it had a real name.
I can't remember what it was.
But like he was like this sniper and he was no bullshit.
They came and they attacked his house.
He got, killed everybody off, got into the house, grabbed his wife and somebody shot
through the window and shot his wife while he was right there.
And he just screamed and he went, but he literally ended up killing him.
The dude knew his ass was grass.
He moved into like the middle of nowhere.
Yeah.
And he called him and was like, da-da-da-da.
And shot his ass to go.
Yeah, I love
I love to get put on
Oh my gosh,
Snape from Harry Potter
when he died
Oh yeah, that was fucked up
I cried
But as far as cartoons
Carl from the Walking Dead
When he died
As far as cartoons
I'm sorry
The young
Did you see the movie up?
Yes
That was so sad when his wife died
Yes, it was sad
I cry
I cry a lot
Yeah, that was sad
I don't have attention to movies a lot
I just be on my computer
And it's just be background
Even when Anna A-E also
his parents when we saw the back story of their parents from Frozen.
That was bad to me.
So with Cocoaum and Cocoaum?
I'm sorry y'all.
Yeah, Cocoa was fine as fuck.
Why would you do my nigga like that?
Also, Pocahontas.
Why would you choose John Smith over Cocoa?
Literally.
She chose the white man over this fine-ass Indian man.
Bro, he wasn't Indian.
He was native.
I'm disappointed.
But Cocoa-Ome?
But aren't they Indians?
You never watch Pocahontanis?
I've seen Pocahontas.
I just don't remember the movie.
The man that her daddy wanted.
her to marry he got shot
no but would y'all
rather someone that cries during movie or somebody that recites
all the lines cries
like honestly I'm one of them I will recite
some shit but honestly if you get irritated by that then I'm gonna shut up
I'm gonna do both my thing is just the only thing
that irritates me is if I cry during a movie
I'm a cancer I'm probably gonna cry
don't call me out
don't be like
You over here crying
You're going to ruin my experience
No, fuck that. That's embarrassing as fuck
Cram. Mouth, would you be shitty your girl crying during the movie?
No, you're going to mind your business
and just watch the movie?
No, just grab her hand.
Have you ever crying during the movie, Mel?
Nothing has made you like.
Y'all know what is so funny.
The first movie my daughter ever cried on, hilarious.
What movie was it?
E.T.
That's cute
E.T.
Okay, speaking of which, what is the type of movie that will make you cry the quickest?
Anything that has to do with like, if it's something tragic going on with like parenthood and kids.
Yeah, I would say that and then like romance, I'd be like.
Romance don't do it for me.
Really?
Sister shit does it for me.
Sister, yeah.
Daughter dad stuff does it for me.
will make me cry.
That's like mother,
mother daughter stuff makes me cry.
That's what I'm saying.
Kids shit,
like parent and kid and,
yeah, well,
and sister shit,
for sure.
Movies, music.
I want to,
did y'all see the Bowell Tiny Desk?
Oh, it was so.
Played, man.
It was sad when David Ruffin died too.
Oh, David Ruffin, that was.
That was not sad, bro.
No, I was saying when Blue died.
When Blue died.
No, no, no, no.
Blue was
But also when Paul died, that was sad.
Paul and Blue were way saddered as then David Ruffman.
What did he say?
Like that did.
I'll miss you my buddy.
My buddy.
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I miss you, my friend.
Oh, he's popping.
He's shit.
He killed it.
Okay.
Swipe, mount swipe.
Swipe.
Period.
He liked it.
But you got like Barbie shit, though.
Yeah, cool.
You're a hater.
Swipe, swipe.
Swipe.
Yeah.
Ooh.
He switched the wardrobe.
His name was lit.
That was my art.
It's art.
Bow wow or Romeo?
Bow wow.
Back in the day, Romeo.
Looks wise.
I was a Romeo.
No, looks wise, Romeo.
I love me to Romeo.
Like his catalog, though,
Bow wow, of course.
Romeo.
Really?
You know, did I tell you to watch a wrong show?
Same song.
I was, I was, I bit a little whore.
I liked it up both.
Okay.
What do you mean I didn't like her shoes?
Ooh.
Remember you said you didn't like my post when I was like.
Yeah.
Her little.
Her love.
Her, uh, that from Nashville, that video, you pulled it up with her little turquered.
And we say you might.
Why you don't like it, though?
Like it because we're here.
You said it's out the moment.
Why don't be liking our shit?
I wasn't long being.
You.
We watched it together, Malk.
Yeah, that don't.
He still didn't like me.
She sent it to me.
You're a hiter.
But so, Bow Wow.
Malby.
Bow wow played that it was so fire.
It went into like the BET Awards.
Did y'all tap into the BETT Awards?
Say it.
Um, I don't need some of the looks at the month.
It's how did you think have the best look?
The best look to me would have to be.
Tiana Taylor always goes crazy.
She's very stylish.
But I liked it the baby's outfit.
He had like a little...
Oh yeah, that was fire.
Oh, you need me to send it to you, Matt.
I'm not talking about the girls.
You know who ate down down?
Who?
Alandria.
Oh, yes.
She had that yellow dress on, right?
Yeah.
It was a body body.
She's a reality star from what?
She's from Love Island.
See, I'm not tapped into Love Island.
Yeah, y'all need to watch that shit because the girlies be writing us and they want
us to talk about Love Island.
Well, you watch it.
I get tapped into it.
Okay, you tap into Love Island.
While we're on the topic, I think Lotto looked amazing.
but go ahead.
No, I was just saying
Love Island,
we should talk about it.
There's so much space and opportunity.
Y'all would rather go to.
You got the B&T Awards, the Svys.
Take me to a grandfair.
I'm not for everybody black.
Tell me where it's black at.
Take me instead of Grammys.
Take me where to love it.
And.
Where to love it.
Dreia and Lex, they were there.
Fire.
And they had a video.
Dreya, she had on a dress
where y'all remember that dress
that I wore to Austin?
She's drunk.
It was like leopard and my boobs kept like falling out.
Don't manifest that for me.
I'm not bad.
Like Dreia had on a dress similar to that
but I think it was green if I remember correctly.
I don't know.
Maybe I made that up.
But anyway, she was like in a clip
and a reel and like holding her dress together
in the comments where I like,
why is she holding her dress?
Why is she hurting her dress?
Does she have a nixlet?
And it's like, bitch, it's obvious
why she's holding her dress.
you want.
And then they're all like, why would you wear that dress?
Like, bitch, if I planned on wearing this dress to an event, then that was my plan.
Obviously, I'm not thinking nothing is going to go wrong.
Or like, once you start over the girl, I have a wardrobe malfunction.
Right.
Once you start walking around, shit just, you just never know what might happen, especially when you're voluptuous and curvy and stuff.
And I'm just like, these comments are pissing me off.
Well, you're never going to beat the comments.
You're never going to be.
The comments was kissing me.
I'm like,
obviously she didn't know that she would,
like her dress wouldn't stay in place.
But they is lit.
Yeah, comments are going to be the comment.
Yeah.
But would y'all be on a little island?
Hell no.
You got to kiss too much.
That should be grossing me out.
Also, this season they, like,
this new season,
they French kiss too fucking much.
But last season,
they didn't tongue each other down as much.
And I appreciate that.
They was more,
they pecked a little bit more.
But I would do it.
Y'all know how I get when I get on what I get on.
Yeah, love on.
Like, I'm going to make a nigga of falling love application.
Like I said, I'd be out there trying to get some heads.
So they're going to get boog me out of the island.
Bitch, you're going to be under the covers grinding and I.
Love Island.
But also, love island ain't, it's just like if you're a baby mama on the Love Island, it's like you're a spectacle.
Like, it's like, what the fuck.
They don't want nobody with kids.
No, no, no, no.
You got to be like, yeah.
So you see that kid over there.
And then they're like, yeah, it's a kid.
Literally it pissed me off because they're like, yeah, so I have one of those.
No, y'all, when I say-
I'm so in love with Paul, but he doesn't know how the kid.
So it was a guy this season who had a kid, but last season it was a girl who had a kid.
And when I say she was like telling her connection, breaking it to him that she had a kid,
when I say she was like breaking it to him so slowly and she waited so long, I'm just like,
bitch, are you proud to be a milford or nah?
But anyway, when she finally told him and then his reaction, I'm like, damn bitch, you act like she told you that she was a motherfucking man.
What a fuck isn't got fucking extreme?
I'm telling you, I know I can't go.
I ain't got no place on a show like that.
So do niggas with no kids really look?
Do y'all live a totally different life than us?
Like, do y'all look at a bit like a kid?
Totally different.
Oh my gosh.
I got the ick.
Like you're off limits.
Like I'm confused.
Like, she was so cautious and so careful.
Like, and even when she told that nigga, she told him.
he couldn't tell anybody else type shit.
Like,
but it probably felt weird when she told them.
She's in a competition and nobody,
if nobody else has kids.
Like,
but they act like it was like a bomb drop.
It's just like it's not,
I don't know,
we live different lives because we actually have kids.
But how do you view a girl who has a kid?
Crab legs.
I mean,
he's probably cool with one,
but if you got multiple,
it's like, hold on, bitch.
It's out of mud.
He's like older bitches,
so I'm confused.
The most,
the most kids of girl ever had.
that I'll miss with.
She only had like two.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Yeah, because I'll be quick to tell the Navy, be like, how many kids?
You got to be like, three.
Three.
But no, I've heard from a guy.
So what you want to do?
I've heard from a man that does not have kids.
And he was just like, he prefers dating women that do have kids.
He said there's shits more together.
They actually cooking.
They're actually cleaning.
They understand responsibilities.
They don't have as much time.
They're not in your face.
He said he prefers dating.
a woman that has kids.
I heard a lot of men say that.
I prefer a nigga with kids than I would die on that hill.
Unless you are a dedicated stepdad.
I swear to God.
Like, it's some niggas with no kids that's like a dedicated stepdad.
I love that.
I've said a dedicated stepdad.
I'm talking about a woman.
This man used to, I had one of my kids.
He used to like, because I work nightshed.
So I would be sleep all day.
He would wake up and he would feed the kids.
Like, he would be like, yeah, they already ate.
He would take them places with him.
Nice.
Instead of them sitting in the house all day.
Like, it's honestly.
It's so much easier to penetrate a girl heart, like how they be like, oh, way to a
nigga heart is through food.
Like, a mom, like, care about my kids.
Ask about my kids.
You know, like, help me with my kids.
I seen the post.
I saw, but yeah.
I seen a post on there.
He was, like, y'all try to try to fuck on their mama.
You got to literally be, like, interested in the kids well being as well.
Like, you know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's been the biggest.
the new jays.
Oh, yeah.
But that's been one of the biggest down.
You y'all match and starting jacket.
I was fucking with this.
It was the first nigga I ever fucked with after I cooked my baby daddy.
He bought us all the new Jordans.
I was like, yeah.
I love you so much.
No, that's, that's true.
And the kids be gone.
They be they be go diggers just like you really.
Yes, they are.
Can you make him your boyfriend?
I'm literally, I have my daughters say that about guys.
They know because they'll be like, where did you get this?
or like we'll be, I'll be like, yeah, no, such and such.
Handled it.
Bro.
You know, we're here because of whoopty-woo.
Yeah.
They're like, can you make him your boy have had?
My kid told me one time she's like, can he be my stepdad?
I'm like, girl, you a go digger, bro.
You know what is so funny, though.
One time my son said to me, because, you know, how you'd be spinning a block or whatever.
And I was like, yeah, and it was like, so are you still, so who's that calling your phone?
is this such and such, you're still such and such
or whatever? And I was like, yeah, you know,
that's just my ex. My son's going to say,
well, I think you need a new ex-boyfriend.
A new ex-boyfriend is crazy.
What is wrong with my kids?
Meanwhile, Rayne is talking about, oh, damn.
He's like, you don't have a boyfriend, do you?
I'm like, don't make me tell on myself.
I got five of it.
I'm a girlfriend.
What you're talking about?
Don't do me.
I'm lame.
He said, well, we're the purse say.
Word of perks say.
Why do he say that?
I don't know.
My son is.
Super random.
Because they never see you kissing nobody.
That's why I, this is so crazy.
I don't play like that, though.
I just asked my kids last night.
I'm like, do y'all think I'd be having boyfriends?
And they were like, no.
And I was like, who's the last boyfriend?
Who do you think was my last boyfriend?
And they said this guy from 2022.
And that's just because that's the last guy they saw me.
Like, they didn't, I don't think they saw me.
kiss them, but, like, be just, like, in the mix with.
Yeah.
Come on in the mix.
Yeah, I think that's, like, out of pocket, like, kissing and all that stuff in front of your kids.
Yeah, kind of.
But, like, a little peck.
It depends on the level of kiss.
Like, I'm not about to turn down in front of my life.
And also, like, I need to see healthy, healthy relationships.
I haven't had guys that, like, like, probably, like, two guys.
And I'll be, like, got to finish this before they get up for school.
Yeah.
like and they'll sneak out and stuff and they be like I just love that about you like that is so nice that you're keeping like your kids perspective of you intact I'm like yeah because I'm really unhardt no I'm just kidding because I'm really because I'm really or I'm out of the mud but with us being on a podcast being on a platform I think that I need to be more conscious of the things that I say we all we all so
So remember I told you y'all about Jeff has said something about the lube up under the pillow with the girl?
And I was like, her mom failed her.
And I was like, you know what?
Because why?
Her mom and her grandparents feel her.
And I was like, you know what?
That's not nice.
People have issues to where they have to use lube.
And I would be rather-
And she probably just needs hormone therapy.
And the thing is, like, they have convinced us that we need that estrogen will increase your risk of cancer.
There's like a recent study that that's actually not true.
and you can get like hormone therapy like at our age like before you even get to premenopause,
perimenopause, like hormone therapy like, bro, I've been feeling, oh, I hate that.
This is so girly.
Like I've been like hella fatigued earlier and I know it's related to my hormones because it couldn't be anything else.
I said I wanted to go get my hormone steps out because I was like, there's no reason you just don't like people like this.
No, for real.
Oh, yeah.
And this is another thing.
That's one man.
understand like we be going through some stuff that we can't explain and you don't understand like
and so our hormones be super out of balance and so hormonal therapy like it'll help us through that
I'm not to go get to check it out but me too what made me even think about it because on the joe budding
podcast they were talking about how he goes and buys gallons of lube and I was just like wait why
right I don't know why I don't know why he does but that that was crazy though they knew the
brand and everything.
He knew the price of the
a gallon of gallon.
Have y'all used
Lou?
Or anal.
But damn, you really
have the real thing on deck.
Natural Lou.
Yeah.
You better spit start this
motherfucker if it ain't
do that with anal.
Yes, you can.
That's why that's probably why I'm
being in there like this.
I'm talking about it.
No.
You had her lick the fuck out this room.
Bro, I literally can't count
on one time.
One man and how many.
Have you ever like to
Me too? Me too.
I don't know.
If you really tried it with one
nigga, two nigga, like
I'm cut. But if you really
get into it's like, but if you
really get into, I know like, it's like
you'll probably like
a lot of girls say that though.
Burst faster than
what that's the vaginal sex.
Baby. And it'll get so
baby.
So, um, not even
creamy, but it'll get so slippery.
Like once you get there, but that's
the thing. You got a, you got to
You got to really relax.
You got to be lubed up.
I've never enjoyed anal y'all.
Because you haven't got there.
Use some lube spit.
No.
What are we doing?
So I don't know what this is.
I can do it with spit.
Just give me a.
Never mind.
No, ma'am.
Use loop, please.
Like.
A nigger oil you are.
That's what you know?
A nigger death.
A nigger death.
A kid.
He did.
He did the next day.
He said, I'm cracking up.
I'm like, why he said, because I hit you with the baby oil.
And you started twirking.
I'm like.
What is I'm supposed to do?
Who are you supposed to do?
Go Kiki!
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Love that for you.
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And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports,
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Women's sports is giving us way too.
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And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week.
Every week we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports.
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We'll talk to athletes, celebrate big moments and get into what's happening on and off the field,
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Hey, everyone, it's the Jonas Brothers.
This week on the podcast,
Hey, Jonas, we're hanging out with the one,
the only, the only, and the one Michael Boubley.
You guys, I'm genuinely a huge fan.
Like, it's funny, you know,
I made a whole thing about,
doing this TikTok where I got you guys to sign the guitar and they,
but it was real, like, we listened to in the car all the time.
Like, it literally is hanging up with all your signatures.
Wow.
I am so honored.
After Kevin's recent, uh, let's call it interesting confession about Michael.
I had a feeling this wasn't going to be going away.
We figured there's only one thing to do.
We must invite Michael Buhlis on the podcast and we want to know what's on his sexy time playlist.
You know, I did an interview and they're like, have you heard about this Jonas Brothers thing?
And they were like, what did you think of it?
I was like, well, I mean, it's reciprocal.
Like, what a man gonna do?
What a man got to do?
We talk about Kevin's confession,
Michael's reaction, and a whole lot more.
Do you have a hockey rink in your house?
I do, I do.
Our conversation with Michael Bublay is out now.
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You spray you, what are you going to do?
Like soldier boy, you got to throw it away.
Oh, you're like in it right?
Yeah.
That is so hilarious.
Bunny, never serious.
I was just watching that.
They be roasting.
they self on the Joe button podcast, but I'm like,
are you just leaving it out?
Like, why do they know?
Is he getting it sent to the studio?
That was happening.
I ain't never pulled up on a nigga or I ain't never.
A gallon of loop.
I would be so scared.
I'm like, why do you know what?
I don't know if we can say this.
Bleep it if we can't.
I thought loop was for d'i.
And the straps.
It's for everybody.
It's for all the rainbow.
All the rainbow off the rainbow.
It's true.
It was an inclusive.
All inclusive.
You used blue before?
For what, man?
Y'all?
Yeah.
What did you use it for?
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
That was so, that sounds so vulgar.
Cut that.
No, you don't got to.
Believe it.
He does have to cut that.
You can say don't get it.
You can say don't get on here.
It was consensual.
Our whole show is a good.
It was consensual.
So shit show.
But I was just thinking, would you
be embarrassed if like, okay, so we're on a podcast.
We talk about.
Hold on.
Wait.
Speaking of a loop, one time when I was pregnant, right?
You know how people just be stealing shit out the hospital or whatever?
Mm-hmm.
Well, us, our people.
We was at, like, a prenatal appointment.
All people do that.
Okay, we was at a prenatal appointment, right?
And then they left the loop out.
So my baby day...
Hold on.
I got a question.
Was this your teen pregnancy or your grown-up pregnancy?
My grown-up pregnancy.
Okay.
So, like, boom, they left the loop out, right?
And so my baby daddy must have grabbed it.
And it was just like...
It was just like fun.
We just, because I was young at the time, and we was just like, using it.
You jacked him off?
You jacked him off in the hospital?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no. Maybe I did.
I don't know.
But anyways, we took it home, right?
And so, boom, it was on the floor.
Mind you, I had to go to work.
And the maintenance man had to come.
It was something going wrong with our fucking toilet.
Bro.
And then so they were like, yeah, okay, so we'll go and look at it or whatever.
They walked through our bedroom.
I get home later on.
I'm like, the lube is like sitting right in the middle of the floor, right in front of the bathroom.
I'm like, damn, these motherfuckers think I got dry pussy.
But no, I will rather have dry pussy than a little dink because you can get lube.
You can't buy inches.
Facts.
Amen.
Amen, sister.
You got to go get that procedure and me you might not feel shit.
All right.
Knock up, can I hit you in your head.
In your bun.
Can you remember when we was in?
in high school in the studs used to call us a bun bitch
what's that mean?
We used to love us on my buns.
We used to love us on my buns.
A bun was our go-to.
When I do it's done, two sticks in my bun.
That's how I really good.
I'm glad y'all brought up hair because I've been loving
and I know B'Hen ain't going to laugh at me.
I've been loving the froze.
I was at the pool and this girl came
and it was just like blown out and it was big
and she was little and petite.
And it was so just like she looked it so good.
I love the big froze.
I love the curly froze.
it looks good
I'm starting to really like natural bounce
we love it
not roll bounce
I'm not a paddy
what do you think
about the fro
yeah
soft
look up a beautiful
fro
yo dick stuff
so
look up a beautiful
pro
you don't like it
a fro
men don't like
blocks
and here I am
I'm cool
off the frow
look it up
look it up
it's beautiful
self-paid
for me guys
I love it
look up some
big
look at her fro
that's Jamie Fox's daughter
I think she
yeah she's young
she's 17
So we're not going to do too much.
But her fro is beautiful.
It's big.
It's curling.
So I saw this girl.
She had a blind fro and I was like, oh.
On Sunday I'm going to do one of the curly wild fro looks, right?
Because I can do that.
Yeah.
It just would take a little bit of work, but I didn't have time to do it.
I wanted a few weeks ago, I had a ponytail in and one of the comments was like,
Kiki, ponytail is fire.
That was the day we just got off the road.
Of the road.
And I just threw a ponytail with a swoop.
And I ain't even try to treat my girls.
My favorite hairstyle for girls that have, like, look at those.
Those are beautiful.
Yeah.
The bus down during the middle kind of throwing me off.
Like that.
Yeah, out of way to the right.
It's crazy.
That's something, Will Smith daughter.
But the big beautiful froze are beautiful.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Like, yes.
I love it.
And it's just like, I feel like, man, really love, like, straight hair, like the Eurocentric
look.
And it's hard for me because I be wanting to keep my hair curly.
And I want to maintain my curl pattern and stuff
and not strain in too much.
And then sometimes I be like,
I feel like maybe they'll think I'm cuter if.
It's crazy.
It's beautiful.
No, definitely fuck y'all.
I love your girl.
But shit, my curls are already ruined now.
I love how we are different aesthetic.
We do.
We literally do.
We do.
I was getting dressed the other day and I was like Kiki said I got a centric style.
Barrett's good.
Oh no.
Let me tell you what these motherfuckers said.
Max said from the beginning of the shoulder now,
you're dressing a lot better.
I said,
Malk, I was depressed.
I was depressed.
You just couldn't dress.
Oh!
I don't remember that.
Bars.
I don't remember.
Why are you fucking up our fort,
barred?
But it is easier to dress in the summertime.
She's blossoming.
She's blossominging.
And your hair?
I don't know what you did.
The little curls come up.
Yes, it's cute.
It's elite.
Thank you.
I was.
Oh.
I do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Be a positive.
kidding
here she go
she tripped up
y'all know y'all be making me stumble
and I tripped and I stumble
what's that song
Stumbling
Tricking
Not that song
Oh
It's it
Falling why I'm falling in love
It's not that though
This is like a more sultry song
Like I trip and I stumble
Is it Jill Scott?
I don't know
You look like you listen
at Jill Scott
I do listen to Jill Scott
I can't think of
I love that
Nothing's wrong with it at all.
So this is not a last call confession,
but this is someone that reached out to me
and we kind of had like a heated.
We didn't even have a heated debate because sometimes
I don't be liking to.
These candles are fired.
I'm so excited for the candles.
I got money.
So there's four and there's only three of us.
Do y'all care if I think two or?
Bitch, Mout can take more first.
Oh, right.
Yeah, Malking back to burn that hot white candle on nobody's ass.
We need to leave one here.
He's our friend.
Let's leave one here.
Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
If it comes up missing, it wasn't me.
So he was asking, he was, we were just trying to have, like, a conversation rather.
And he was just basically like he was talking to his-
Rather, look at you.
Girl, he was talking to his guys about how, like, someone like Drake, a never-fine love
just because anybody that's going to be for him is going to be after his money.
And I was just like, I don't like to rage bait men, but I'd be just wanting them to, like,
understand what we're talking about.
That's never to be all we want.
But Jay's like, listen.
Y'all listen to misunderstand.
It's like, y'all listen to misunderstand.
With earplugs.
Like the people who will be in our comments, like this one guy said, not to disregard
your experience or whatever, but all men aren't broke.
Like, bro, we are speaking on our experience.
Just like how.
We know all men ain't broke.
Just like how a lot of men experience women who are broke or begging or always asking for money.
We have.
have experienced something similar to that too with men.
So it's like we're not overgeneralizing men.
We're just speaking on our experiences.
Exactly.
And for whatever reason, what we attract.
I don't know why I attract broke niggas.
I don't know why.
It irritates me, you know?
And it's maybe because you are attract rich niggas too.
The reason why you attract broke niggas, I know exactly why.
Tell her.
She loved good dick.
She love good dick.
It's the truth.
That's why I, listen, if you put chops,
chop's totem pole.
No, no, no, no.
Good dick is at the top.
Big dick.
What show you're trying to come out.
What show three?
Come on.
Good dick.
Big dick.
Good head.
I know this.
No, no.
No.
This is an exaggeration.
It's lies.
It's lies.
They made it all up.
No, but, yeah, whatever, fuck it.
That's what I'm right.
That's it.
She know I'm right.
I appreciate a good dick.
Fuck all that.
Y'all niggas try to comfort me in the comments because I said I want a nigga to contribute, right?
Because this bitch I'm here like, a 9-to-5 is cool.
You know what it's cool?
Because you know that good dick come with a nigga who probably not at the top of this game.
But let me look at a 9-5 her is not equal to a broke, nigga.
But in real life, in real life, she really.
really means broke nigger.
No, I do not.
As long as you're not.
I do that.
Oh, my mama.
I'm talking to, I'm a nine to fiber, bitch.
But let me say this.
Let me say this.
I said, if you.
Why would she do that?
I said, if you tell me a normal nigger.
Whoa.
Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
But are you, if I say, I say, no, no, I'm broke.
Okay.
You're a nine to fiver.
So how can I be talking about broke niggas being nine of fives?
But can I make my point?
All right, cool.
Don't do it.
I say.
Don't do.
Don't do.
Don't make it based on lies.
Okay, no slander will be tolerated.
Okay, so I say you got to contribute.
If this bitch say, y'all did got to be nine inches,
it went a little limit of more of y'all niggas than when I said,
you got to contribute.
But I never said that.
You didn't say it, but I know what you was thinking.
That's not what I live.
That's not what I live.
So what's the smallest you'll go?
Oh.
Probably like six inches.
Bitch one.
What six months is like?
Mike, where's your thing?
Where's your thing?
Yeah.
Oh, Mike, where's your measure thing?
Yeah, sorry, check that.
No, Mike, no, Mike was walking around with a thing on his hip.
What's it called?
A measuring tape.
That's what I was fucking saying, chill, guys.
Yeah, six inches.
I'm cool with that.
We need a measure and type.
I'm going to see what six inches looks like.
I promise.
I pinky promise.
Um, okay, this went totally later.
No, she really tried to act like, so, and the people on TikTok, they thought,
they clipped us up and thought, of course.
They thought I was putting smut on our.
to five men.
No, she wasn't talking
about broke me
and she was talking
about regular jobbers.
There's the difference
between a broke
ass man and a
nine to five
because I've had
a broke ass man
I never even
had a nine to five
I love a man with a job
I've never had
a nine to five
y'all
I pack your lunch honey
I would be cool
with a nine to five
good dick
sold
to the man with the brazenes
50 50 and good dicks
sold
so I'm doing this
100% by myself
and I get no good dick
so what are we talking about?
Okay, yeah, 50-50 good day.
But you pay for the dates?
Yeah.
I got to pay for the dates.
No, no.
No.
No.
Oh, but say, man, I'm listening.
Hold on.
You know it too much.
A 50-50 man.
Got too much.
Dis-masch-man, right?
So that means, like, if you're in your masculine, I feel like you're going to make sure you pay for the dates.
Yeah.
Type shit.
And then.
When do y'all decide to pay for the dates?
On your birthday.
Yep.
Special occasions.
Or this day?
I got you.
Let me run.
your fad water whatever you desire
i aspire
what did you do?
What's the lyrics?
Sing it was some
No you both said something different
I said we both said
I'm afraid
She said I aspire
You said I supply you know
No we said I supply
I said I'm not genuine
Who not
You can't pay for a couple of days
Yeah on your birthday
My thing is or like
Like so if it's like
If everybody take out
I bring you lunch
At the studio
That's now
I'm pulling up with
Or like
It's not going to cook for you
So say I go to like the ramen spot
After I get off work
I'm getting some food
I'll bring it home for the whole house
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I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.
Hey, what's up, y'all?
It's your girl, Sam J.
And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports,
a new podcast from Together and IHeart Women's Sports.
Because let's be real.
Women's sports is giving us.
us way too much to talk about these days.
The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire timeline.
And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week.
Every week we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports.
We'll give you our tapes, our debates, and probably a few disagreements.
We'll talk to athletes, celebrate big moments and get into what's happening on and off the field,
court, track, and beyond.
Because we're not just interested in what happened.
We're interested in why everyone's talking about it.
Because everyone watches women's sports.
So if you're already a fan,
you're just getting into the game,
there's a seat for you right here.
Listen to everyone watches women's sports.
On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast,
or wherever you get your podcast.
Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby.
Okay, if you know me, you know this.
I'm always searching for inspiration, for support,
and useful tools to help maximize joy.
So this podcast lets us uncover all of that together.
We're going to have these meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people.
Like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges that she never saw coming.
I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer.
And that was more difficult.
There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression.
I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety.
Olympic champ Sean Johnson revealed why she had no choice.
but to be a gymnast.
There was something about gymnastics that was intoxicating to me.
It's given me a belief that we all have one of those treasures inside of us.
We just have to find it.
Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, everyone, it's the Jonas Brothers.
This week on the podcast, Hey Jonas, we're hanging out with the one, the only, the only, and the one Michael Boubley.
You guys, I'm genuinely a huge fan.
Like, it's funny, you know.
I made a whole thing about doing this TikTok
where I got you guys to sign the guitar.
But it was real, like, we listen to in the car all the time.
Like, it literally is hanging up with all your signature.
Wow.
I am so honored.
After Kevin's recent, let's call it,
interesting confession about Michael.
I had a feeling this wasn't going to be going away.
We figured there's only one thing to do.
We must invite Michael Buhloplai on the podcast,
and we want to know what's on his sexy time playlist.
You know, I did an interview,
and they're like, have you heard about this Jonas Brothers thing?
And they were like,
What did you think of it?
I was like, well, I mean, it's reciprocal.
Like, what a man going to do?
What a man going to do?
We talk about Kevin's confession, Michael's reaction, and a whole lot more.
Do you have a hockey rink in your house?
I do, I do.
Our conversation with Michael Bublay is out now.
Listen to Hey, Jonas, in the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
So cooking.
Nobody is.
Exactly.
Nobody is sitting there.
Why do they not give us credit for cooking and buying the groceries?
A lot more to take you on a day.
Me cooking?
putting my love into this food
buying these groceries
Why do you put my
I put my pussy in this dish
I feel like if the girl
buys all the groceries
and she cooks them
why can't you pay for all the days
Now what if a nigga buying the groceries
Then okay
You're my type of niggas
I'm just got off work
I'm about to get us
Because groceries are more expensive than a date
Bay I just got off work
I'm about to grab some Habachi takeout
I'm gonna get it for everybody
And if we're being honest
the girl pays for the groceries,
cooks the food, and whenever it's takeout,
she's buying you takeout.
So why do I ever pay for anything?
It's very similar when it's genuine.
Like if we're all out and we all get some drinks,
it don't make no sense for us to have three different checks.
Like a motherfucker of like,
I could be like, oh, I got it this time, you know?
And then next time you might have.
That's how it is in my friendships.
It's the same type of vibe when you're in a relationship.
Like, oh, I got it.
babe, like it's no big deal.
Like, when people just sit there and
count pockets and count favors,
I don't like a count in favors as
bitch or man.
Yeah, period.
I don't like, I know you will.
I don't like, I know you will.
She didn't pay her back for coffee.
With my, you were a lot.
Why would you lie?
You have.
Bitch, you just made it up.
Let me exhale.
Bro, I've literally offered to pay you back for coffee.
That's just how my brain works.
But I'm not even talking about friends.
Friends don't matter.
I'm talking about my nigger.
Like, I'm going to count favors.
Friends matter.
I'm talking about, yeah.
When that nigger leave, we don't definitely matter.
Yeah, because we like in.
We're going to like.
I'm not counting favors with my friends, is what I'm saying.
I'm definitely counting favors with my nigga.
But you definitely, it'll be like, yeah, so I bought that White Castle last night.
You are a liar.
Why would you just make that?
No, this one I swiped my card for y'all's white castle.
last we did.
I said,
don't forget,
she did,
did it.
I was like,
oh, it's not like,
but it's not like,
I'm gonna be like,
oh, you owe me,
I just want you to know,
it's cool, y'all.
I got it.
Swipe.
And I'm like,
oh, this bitch is evolving.
Bitch, I forgot all about it.
You do do shit like that.
You really got me.
I'm hurt what you do.
Hey, drop a Kiki.
Because this bitch don't need,
she don't sign up
to pay for much at all.
Like, bitch,
why would you play with me like that?
Trim and Kiki.
Okay, so we talked about dates.
Like, when you pay for the dates.
I actually pay for more than her.
Okay.
She does not.
Trampickey.
That is a bold-faced line.
Also, I, the way our lives are set up, I do more for her.
She cannot benefit me in her life.
The way her life is set up, she can't benefit me outside of monetarily.
Why?
Because my kids used to catch a bus at your house.
Bro, your kids are at my house right now.
No, they're not in your house.
One of them is?
Okay.
Oh, she's,
Oh, she's,
girl.
Trampiciki.
I know, bro.
So when we're talking about dates.
Who he talks to?
Is she a burning?
Are you saying she's a bird?
Absolutely not.
That's my nigga.
That's my daughter.
Okay, so, why?
That's my daughter.
Okay, so question.
You see what I'm saying, though?
You see.
She feels like, she feels like, she feels like,
why we all cooked that food yesterday.
She's eating food at your house.
Can Barby?
Did I bring a food?
Did I bring a food?
Did I bring a food?
Did I bring a phone show?
.
This is Katina's proud of it.
No, this is you.
And she has a government name.
Kee.
No,
do that.
Shut up that shit with a 300, 400-pound baby.
I know, like, y'all bugging.
Y'all bugging.
Y'all bugging.
Y'all, relax.
Y'all relax.
You're going to keep going.
300-400-pounder.
The girl.
As you said, bullied her.
Katina, I did it.
Oh, okay, please.
Listen, I let me use your stage name.
No.
Yes, please do.
Okay.
So, we talked about.
paying for dates when do y'all bring out when do y'all bring out one do y'all feel like a perfect time is to bring out
the lingerie when you're dating time so like i'm saying like first date and first time we fuck
no yeah not first day but you know they said it's only take that one date to get those good girls
they just want that one day to go crazy i think that that's crazy yeah so at what point in the relationship
do you bring out the lingerie but i don't know because it might be a little embarrassing
She'll
What if he don't like it
You know
What if he's like
Oh this bitch
This is like that shit
You like 100
What if he's like
Oh you're being extra
Like once I realized
This guy that
Got from the past
Liked it
I was like
Oh yeah
I'm about to turn this bitch
Because it's fun
It makes you feel good
I used to dance
So I got all this shit
In the archives
You know
Yeah
But
Oh you was getting out
That shit
Yes
Bro I'm talking about
I'm like
Miss lady
I'm like
I'm like
Riff it. I'm like, you know what I think?
You can rip a hole in it. He's like,
No, he's like, no, it's cute.
I don't want to rip a hole in it.
He's like, $4.4.00. This little piece of
spandex. What about for you, Kiki?
How soon are you bringing out the lingerie?
First time we can do that.
I don't know.
Because it's a difference.
You gotta get a feel for him.
It's a difference between lingerie and a nice
penny and brawl set. Right. Right.
Exactly.
So where are you going?
At what day?
Langeret feels a little extra.
I ain't gonna hold you.
If I feel like I might get cracked tonight,
I'm definitely wearing a matching bra on penny
and my whole house is about to be speaking spin.
Where?
You don't be mismatching on the certain days?
Hell no.
Not when a niggins.
No, no.
No, nigger.
Or honestly, some really cute pennies
if you don't got a bra on
because they like that too.
Yeah.
Cute little thong, thong, thong, thong.
Don't wear a mismatch sucks.
Do y'all clean up your house before you?
I think y'all might get cracked.
Yep.
If I think it might get cracked.
Yes.
If I think I might get great guess
But I ain't been cracking nothing
So baby, listen
Don't pull up over here
Don't pull up over here
I don't hold you
My ego
No, you can't use the bathroom
You get out
Get out of my house
My equilibrium is cool
You come in here
I'm gonna be like I don't care
But if I think I'm gonna get cracked
It's gonna be like
But y'all got tired
But when the motherfuck
Can come in randomly
That's where you go from like
I'm just a girl to
I'm just a single mom
A single mom
Who works too old
Who loves the kids?
Y'all invite the nigger to your house
and y'all don't think y'all gonna fuck.
No, that's not a lot.
Hang on.
You're coming in.
You're coming in.
You're getting at them draws, Elroy.
Nah.
Take them out of a knack.
Take these off.
We're pulling them to your house.
I feel like nigger invite you themselves to your house before you
invite them.
Last for the kids.
Last call.
Confession.
What we got?
What's up?
up girls. I love y'all. Keep doing what y'all doing, but I need y'all help. So let me just start
out by saying, I know this man's nickname. Y'all got it? I know this man's nickname.
But I cracked him and I don't know his real name. How do I ask now because we're months in?
Wait until you drunk and then just be like, so what's your name again?
Why don't they call you mad dog?
Or just be like, how you spell you?
Midnight.
Yeah.
How are you spelling?
How are you spelling?
I'm thinking about getting it tatted.
So how you spell your real name?
Oh, girl.
That was slick.
That was slick.
That was slick.
Yeah, but you still telling yourself.
No.
I wouldn't get your name changed.
His name probably Kevin.
He can believe.
Not many other ways you smell Kevin.
This is what I do.
When I forget, this is what I do.
I be like, what's your middle name?
What's your full name?
She'll be like,
Okay, she said her first name, middle name.
If you, excuse me, if you say your middle name,
they're probably going to be like,
it's da-da-da-da and say the full name.
But what if they just say the middle name?
Or she comes down and be like, send me your information.
I'm about to book us a flight.
But also, y'all know blueface.
His Bay Mama tatted, though.
She spelled his name wrong when she tatted it.
So how do you spell your name again, Bay?
Oh.
I'm trying to get the spelling right.
What's your?
Or you could be like, um,
I don't know
But I've done this before
And I'd be like
Yeah, so what name you want me to tell them?
Like for a reservation or something
Say you about to make dinner reservations
And then be like, I'm gonna give them your name
What name you want me to give them?
How about what's your credit card number
While I pay for this?
And how does the name read?
You sound like you at work.
And I'm like, man, please leave them.
Bitch and do I'll co-switching a high second.
I know that's right.
another thing I wanted to ask you guys
have you ever made a man a meal
that just was not hitting
that fucked his stomach up
oh I
my shit was hitting but it did fuck his stomach up though
he was like his stomach oh he was like
it was I don't know
it wasn't what was the meal
so the meal was it was them sliders
with the Hawaiian roll it was like some burgers
sliders bitch I think it was the ground beef
and the thing is
we're going to get it from
Walmart. Probably.
But it wasn't
the one in the plastic.
Yeah, don't do that. Oh.
It was the one in the...
It was probably like the...
I do like the 80-something percent lien.
I don't know the percentages. What are you supposed to get?
I go for the higher lien.
I'm going to ask Jack.
I don't know.
I'll go for the...
But I shook.
But I fucking made it, right?
And the thing is, like, I'm just like, we on
FaceTime. And so
like, he could see me
making my plate making my kids
plater da-da-da and he's like what you made
da-da I was like oh I just made some burger
sliders da-da-da-da and he like
I didn't offer him no food I didn't want to take
this man no food and then he's like
oh bring me some because I
was we were going to see each other
so boom I ended up seeing him
later and I gave him a plate
and then bro I'm there
we sitting in there he started
busing it down right in my face
like turn it up fire
tired shit he's like oh this shit good
da-da-da-da-da next day we talking he was like yeah
them sliders that shit was good as fuck but
fuck my stomach up and I'm like
oh that's so embarrassing
I'm like really I'm like it ain't fuck my shit
I'm good over here I remember once in
I feel like men black men they have very sensitive
stomach they do whatever reason
they be like I don't eat cold I don't need deal
you don't need this I don't need bad
yesterday was July to 4th
I took my my kids wanted to take their dad a plate.
I don't care about him.
Anyways, they wanted to take their dad a plate.
We took him a plate.
Bro, he ate that shit.
Bro, 10 minutes later, he in a bathroom.
I'm like, what is that?
He did you poison him?
No, he had the shit.
And I'm like, what is up with black men in their stomachs?
I mean, he was supposed to have regular bowel movement.
So why would I rub my stomach like that?
Please, can we cut that.
That was embarrassing.
Supposed to have regular bowel.
But do y'all boo?
But do y'all boo-woo before you even make it home?
No.
She depends on what I am.
Nah, yeah.
We definitely got a sister.
She's going to regurgitate that shit immediately.
It depends on what I ate, baby.
Yeah.
But yeah, I've done that before.
It was super embarrassing.
And I just had the duck and dodge.
I remember.
One time you came over my house and you cooked and we had salmon and some sides and all that, right?
He was like, yeah, I'm about to take my little boo, a plate or whatever.
And I was like, we know how we like our salmon.
I'm like, throw that shit in the oven for a little bit longer.
Like, men are a little like, they're a little like particular.
Yeah.
They want it well done.
They want everything well done.
Oh, I want some sushi right now.
That just made me think of that.
Right.
Y'all never.
On a sushi date?
Today?
Let's do it.
We can.
Let's do it.
So I've never messed up a mess.
In a whip.
Yeah.
On top of cars.
On top of cars, baby.
I've never fucked up a man.
stomach but um i was making some like catfish nuggets and instead of using like flour i have food
is hard i used the andy seasoning and so i had seasoned it real good and then put it in an andy seasoning
and it was overly salty he almost died hey i was so embarrassing
that was embarrassing that's embarrassing one time when i was fucking 10 we was cooking we was
cooking a pork shop dinner and i definitely like seasoned like season
the fuck out of them pork chops.
Bro me the oldest, bro.
Them motherfuckers tasted like the ocean.
Yeah.
I had made some salty shit.
How did some pork taste?
Because I put way too much
seasoning salt on the bitches.
And my friend was like, he was like,
I don't.
He was making a face when he was eating
and he was like, for show,
for show, good cooking.
I'm like, I definitely just ate this shit
and it's, it tastes like
the fucking Pacific.
But he was.
so nice about it. I was fucking, we were nine, bro. So be cooking
pork chops at nine is crazy. But
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