Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - From ID Photos to Street Dudes... This Episode Went Everywhere 😂

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

This week on It's 520 Somewhere, the girls prove once again that no topic is off limits 😂What starts with Barbee's new ID picture and a conversation about fashion quickly turns into a heated sisterly debate between Kiki and Trop that had everyone choosing sides 😭The girls also tackle dating men who are still connected to street life, whether that's a deal breaker, and what attracts women to the "bad boy" type 👀And just when you think the conversation can't get any more random, everyone answers the question: What would you do if you woke up as a man for a day?Fashion, relationships, family drama, and hilarious hypotheticals—this episode has it all.Tap in for the laughs, debates, and unfiltered girl talk 🎙️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to It is 520 somewhere. And that's so funny. I do actually change my phone. I just don't get a hoary asses. I hope they do. I hope they do. I can't wait to tell y'all about my super duper-dooper-doper fun. It is everything happening.

been like starting on Thursday until today. That was perfect because it was a holiday on Friday. It's Pride Month. Happy, Happy belated Juneteenth. Did y'all could do anything, any type of celebration with it? No, I really, our sister had a birthday party slash rodeo on June 10th. We were the real first cowboys and girls.

For sure. Power to the people in the history and the ancestry. But let me tell y'all. started off my week, I don't remember what day this was. And I had to take my ID pick and I had those braids to the back. It is probably the worst ID picture I shut up. Why you ain't show us? Where is it at?

It's so ugly. I want to burn it. Y'all not, my mom was like this. Why did you wear the, why did you wear the, like, mics to the ID place? I just watched that movie yesterday. I watched it like when we see it face still tea

no it ain't I look like a mug shot Why the fuck was you mugging like that Bitch you look like Mother fucking Cleo Literally I'll set it all I'm about to set it all

Did you look like a motherfucking stud Yes really really bad Like who is that Malk look at this shit I'm throwing like a paper plane It's so embarrassing So that's how That's how my week started

And it was just like That's one of my D picture you go and you purposely lose your shit. My mugshot was better than that. My mugshot was better than it. Where are your mug shots at? Do you have them? I want, I want, we should all have our mug shots on here.

I don't have one. We should all post our mugshots one day. You got mugshots? Yeah, I have two. Yeah, me, I think I got two. I got to find them, though. Well, the guys found mine. But the ID picture.

Shut up, they found yours. It's terrible, yeah. They brought me on the show. Like, yeah, we're going to. what I'm going to do the, what do y'all call it, the Barbie backstory or whatever, super excited, got super cute and they just kept asking stuff about jail. Oh, is that where you had them gals on? Yes.

They kept saying stuff about jail and jail. And I was like, where is this going? And yes, they put up my mugshot, one of my mugshots. But I ain't no killer, but don't push me. But to the good stuff that happened this week. Uh-huh. Got licked from the roota to the tutah, but? No, I didn't.

You know, I'm doing that little distant lover thing right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll talk about that later as well. But on Thursday. Thank you. I made that drink for Father's Day. It is blueberry, vanilla, lemon, and grand mariet. Because I tasted something.

I was like, oh, it kind of gives me kind of candy vibes. It must be vanilla. Yeah. What's a good name for that for? Oh. It got orange in there? Did I make it? A grand marier is kind of.

like an orange liqueur. Yep, yep, yep, a deeper orange liqueur. But look at me. Aw. Ooh, that lip was good at wax. I was in the house of mine in my business. What the heck? You know, y'all know my mustache would be growing in.

You got some nice natural lips. Thank you. Are they not like that anymore? The only thing you have, they are. I need the mustache to make them stand down again. Yeah. What did you get? The lineup really, the taper really extension.

being a girlfriend. The tapir? Do you say my fucking lip was tapered? Girl, take this shit off of there. Take the shit. Now, why did you take the picture in my ID picture? Ms. Pearlie. I'm so weak.

You know, I'm trying to tell y'all about my good day. Thursday. I hosted R&B bingo. Oh my God. It's reminded me a rent dude. Oh, my God. Miss Farley. Yes, girl.

I know somebody that like it, bitch. Yeah, get this lined up too. bitch. Y'all fuck y'all look at my eyebrows just everything. My best friend, she was like, it looked like, yeah, I did it. How would you do that?

It's almost a- I showed the dude. The brides, you had the Terminator raise in. I cannot believe you wear that for your ID pick. What? Yeah.

ID pick, weak as hell. Where did your brows go, barb? That's the glare at. My brows are there. The brows is not the problem. I had to take my glasses off. You know, I can't see what I'm a glass of my eyes bit that little.

His glasses. He needs his glasses. I started. Look at my lip. Like, like a cute. You got the lip loss on. And I forgot to put my earrings down. I was like if I at least would have had some earrings in, I might have looked a little

feminine. It's like, now you know better. The fuzz that the sideburns just makes it way worse. Okay. Moving the fuck alone. No lashes is insane. I might have a mustache. I got one now because it was just a few days ago.

I don't see no much. It is a little shadow down there. But I think it's a little. Can you tell I'm a girl? Because I look like my cousin. Like my cousin parish. You definitely look like a little girl, a little stil. The face is still serving, though.

I don't see where. Tyra Banks would have loved it. This is that like... Unconventional beauty. I used to like y'all. Starting to not like this podcast. It'd be freaking more. Now, Thursday.

Get the fucking fly. Please take it now. I can't focus. Go. I hosted R&B bingo. How to go. It was. exciting. It was lit, had a good time. Got wasted, went to Georgia Street. At Georgia

Street, Seahoev tried not to let me into the door. After he said, he didn't. After he said I was an ultimate VIP member, our names is engraved on anything that he was in. Were you alone or were you, or did you have accomplices? I had somebody with me. So I don't know if maybe he said they couldn't get in or I don't know. She just came to me and said he was trying not to let us in, but cash let us in. Shout up to cash. Boom. We got in. How many people did you have with you? Just one person.

Oh, okay. Damn, they was being petty. Because that be the issue. Bringing extra people along and trying to get in. I understand. But I should very much at least get a person. I'm not even saying that's pushing. Not that there are scrubs whoever you was with.

But that one that we was trying really hard to get in. Okay, no, let's not do this. Straight scrubs with it. I don't feel about a nigger smoking hoopoo. What? I don't have a problem with it. I've sat on the guys episode before. I would prefer, or maybe it was like in the beach.

again, the stages of his 520, that I would prefer that they smoke reefer over hookah. But get your rocks off, Keith. Why would he do that? That was like, you were trying to, like, be funny. How do you want to set us up for failure? I've dealt with people who smoke hookah. Like, he'd be like, who are hookah kind of sores. They don't do their selfies with the hookah.

That's what I was going to say. Did they post the stories with it? How is a masculine way to smoke hookah? Because you got to. But a lot of narcissists have addictive personalities. And if they can't smoke weed, then they'll smoke something else or find something else to get addicted. We'd rather you smoke who could then do other drugs.

But I just feel like live in 5K is a real extreme. I'll take hook over crack. Hook over peels. Yeah, there you go. I'll take hook over peels. A hookah over Coke. Debatable. Because, hello.

No, I'll take people all around and shit. We're doing Coke and they'd be doing boy. Leave it to drop. Leave it to truck. They go. But that's another conversation for a hot another day. I got in. The fever was in their partying.

So y'all know me. Okay. I'm mixing a mingle. I start taking shots with the girlies. Had a fun time. I'm going to leave the story right there, but I party with the fever. So it was great. So we're going to have one on this couch?

We're going to have one on this couch. Yeah. I'm at the game on Tuesday. Preferably the ankle breaker. Yeah. Speaking of which, we're going to manifest it. We're going to manifest it. And, um, you know.

But I took, I'm done taking shots, guys. I'm absolutely done taking shots. No, no, no. The fuck you're not. I'm done. Our birthday is coming up. Oh, yeah. That's different.

But look, when I left out, I put C-hove in a chokehold and gave it as. Shut. He gave him a noogie. Yeah. He deserved it. He deserved it. I said, you really wasn't trying to let me in? Why would you play crazy at this door?

nigga. Yeah. Bro. So. Should have gave him a wedgy. Few. Get into your sports talk, trapper. Okay.

Well, I have a game for you girls. And so first to three wins. What we win? The game. You will win the title of being a winner. All right. Let's get into it. And Keeeey's where she's such a motherfucking winner all the goddamn time.

So I don't know. I said that I didn't want to play this game. I say, take her out, Barb. That's what I say. And you've got an advantage. Whoever went, I'll buy all. I'll buy all. Oh, let's get into it.

Okay, great. There we go. He ain't his bad. So what's the rules of the game? What's the rules of the game? Okay, boom, first to three. We're going to put pictures up here, and whoever comes up with it, the quicker, the quickest. I'm sorry, you get a point.

Okay. So who is this young lady? Her name's Courtney. No. And if you get the first or last name, either one is fine. Or if they have like a famous boyfriend and you say, oh, that's such and such girlfriend. That works too. Okay.

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Rookie of the year. She's like in girl form. Mouth, like, mouse motion milk? Not technically, but basically, yeah. Why? Okay. Courtney. Who said it first?

That was me. No, it was not. Who said it was Kiki? Okay, Kiki got it. Okay. Okay. One to one. All right.

All right. How would I call the other group? Andrews, injuries. Oh, Barbie. You let her get you. Kaylin, Jenner. Go, Kayling, Clark, why do I keep doing that? Caitlin Clark.

I swear Caitlin. I swear Caitlin. I don't know why I keep doing it. I'm so sorry. Caitlin Clark. That doesn't count because you, you know. No, I said it still before she did. Oh, it's two to one.

It's fine. I worry. Kelsey Mitchell. Oh, okay. The echo breaker. Is that Kelsey Mitchell literally? Yes, that's how. She looked a little.

different right there. All right, well, bar one. Do y'all know who this is, though? Fever. Not Raven. Nope. Then wheels is turning. Sit my drink.

What's it? Give us a, give us a. What are our names? Celtics. Celtics. Boston? Her name is Boston? Her last name is.

I don't know. Aaliyah Boston. Aaliyah Boston. That's Raven Johnson. Yes. Yep, yep. Was there anybody else? I know.

Do y'all know her? I know she's in a relationship with another girl. Uh-huh. Don't know. Who was? She's really good, too. Yep, she is. She's really good.

You were cheating. And she's on the same team as the person she's in. Yeah, I know that. What her name, Starway, give it to me. A P. Page. Yes. Turner?

No Paige what Becker's You said with a team No I didn't She just said a T She did Okay Paige Beakers

I know of her I think that's everybody Can I hear somebody's log into the NBA TV I promise I will know more All right Well Kiki You don't win everything

You can't win them all Yay You did win in today You came in here Looking and smelling like You deserve to get your ass eight. So let's go and get into Fitchin.

Damn, I can't have my husband with the groceries. She's crazy. Get into your Fitchin Fitchin. I thought that nigga was about to say, you just, you look like you need your ass beat. That's what I thought he was going to say. But he said some whole other, she was going to hold a different direction. I'm like, oh, excuse me.

Smelling good, looking good. Yeah. Because we are so glad that it is the summertime because baby, these dresses, give it. Max seed out. With the. be bused down with them toes out. Because the niggas is tired of us wearing leotards and jorts, baby.

No, listen, I've been, I've been spring-ling. Speaking of jorts. Barbie! Get-o-c-c-c-no, no, no. I've been spring cleaning, so I can say that this dress came from, I want to say, she, like, three years ago. And you look really snatched in it. Like, amazing.

The girls are sitting in what ways the ass is poking. You look amazing. And let's tell the girlies. Tell her the combination that you have on. because you smell so damn good. So, yeah, I've been giving compliments all day. No, joking. Anyway, what was it?

Valentino, the pink and black. They literally keep, I didn't get like, one, two, three. Valentino, which one? The green one or the pink and black? I broke the top to my green one. And then I also mixed it with good girl. The baby pink heel. Okay.

Okay. What? Come here, let me smell you. I want to get a little. a whiff. You can't smell me at home? It's my time to show you. Literally.

Already got, they already talked shit about me. Oh, yeah, you smell nice. Can I smell it? I like it. You said you could smell it from there. So. I'm just kidding. He couldn't smell you.

I'm tired from the extravagant. I'm like, oh my God. Let me not be cock-blocking. What the fuck? Mowling has the door for me. Don't listen to him. Okay. I've had a rough week, so I look like shit today.

I don't care. You look so cute. 40 spice. It's giving 2026, jort girlie. Five-finger What? What? Miss, was you about to say five-finger discount? No, five-finger toes. Five-toe. The five-toe-y-di-y-y-a-y. The five-toe shoes.

Okay. You had never dressed wrong with a body like that. It's raining. It's pouring down today. So it's like... It was perfectly fine when I left. I just didn't feel like putting on no clothes. You look so cute. Thank you. And earthy. Y'all low effort. I love stripes. I love it, yeah.

You look amazing. Turbo. Y'all look really good. I love white toes for the hose. Don't focus on toes. Why are they grown out? It's fine. I need a fill in on my nose.

I need my nails everything. I need my shit done bad. Our sisters are Toe Tech. And I asked her, this was an acting too cool for school. Bro, she's like, it's our other sister's birthday. She's like, I'm sorry. I can't do it right now because of, Manaya's birthday like bro

all right speaking of Manaya's birthday Tia came in that motherfucker with the middle part bused down I'm like Oh I'm wearing my hair like that on Sunday I'm gonna give me a little bus down here

I just want to see do a length check you know Yeah We're curly y'all know The curls don't let the curls fool you Your shit probably touch in the middle of your bed Yeah I'm gonna see her hair down

Yeah I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna see see where it's hitting I like If your cousin or your family, like a professional, do they owe you discounts? No. No. Would you be mad? Bitch.

Look, my cousin calling right now. No, I don't. I think they should look out on the price. I'm a tip you anyway. If your family is a professional, do you, do they owe you a discount? Like if they, any type. Okay. Real bitch.

What is that? What is that? My sister will literally do a feeling for me and I'll be like, what I'll, you should be like 25, 60. I'll throw her a little smooth little 60, maybe 80 on my good days. Wait, yeah, she $25 and you give her $60? Yeah. Okay, that's what's up. Yeah, I always thought.

It's like that. Because our sisters, like, they always try to throw us deals, even our Florida sister or whatever. So when she throw me deals, the last time she threw me a deal, she gave me, like, I paid her money and she gave me like $40 back. I'm like, bitch, I know that you're my sister and you're giving me a deal. So I'm like giving you extra on top of it. Like, girl, don't give me no motherfucking deal, bitch.

I love that for y'all. And I feel like y'all are beautiful, outstanding women. And as we go into words from the block. But before, but we didn't even get into your shoes, though. What about the shoes? What about my shoes? They're so cute. We can't skip over the shoes.

opinion. Didn't the guys have something to say about those? Yeah, they said these were like workout shoes for fucking, um, cross path or something, but I don't know. CrossFit. CrossFit. What's funny, crosspath? I think they're, I think they're adorable. I think they're the cutest thing smoking.

However, I think that they're like sold out right now. Yeah, they are very hard to get. I'm on like the little slipper ones. I had to buy some fake ones because they so sold out. You put some fake ones? Sure did. What they are? What are they?

Sheeans? Like what? She ends? They're off she. But they have the brand name on it and everything. Shut up. But the thing is, y'all, I would have bought the real ones, but they didn't have them. So shit.

I'm like, fuck it. I slide them to me smooth. Yeah, but honestly, I was like, I haven't been, like, looking cute. I've been really chill on the couch. So I was talking about getting cute today and putting on some kitten heels. As I was getting dressed as dude was like, hey. them little bitty-ass hills y'all wear leave that shit along them is too low them is too ugly

and I'm like don't nobody want to be in the club with their feet hurting like that How low is too low? How low can you go? You know a little little kitten hill Like bitch you barely like you look like you off the ground What are you doing with these small ass heels? But I love a good kitten heel

How do you feel about them? And for us to be comfortable in the club You know what a kitten hill next weekend? I got a cute little pair of kitten heels I love kitten heels Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Fuck it. Let's do it. Capri's and kitten heels around this motherfucker. Capri. It's giving Barbie. Yeah. I love a good kitten heel. I had a guy tell me he can't stand wedges.

I love wedges. How do y'all feel about wedges? What's wrong with wedges? In the summer? He like, nah, he said them motherfuck. He said them shits is ugly. I love a good wedge. Wedges feel like you can go out all night.

Yes. You can come home at 6 in the morning. We can dance till we're must. Yeah. Let's do it. Come on, let's do it. Mel, do you have anything about, against wedges or you're the only guy that we have an opinion. I like all here.

Okay. Wedges are cute. Wedges came back. They used to be an auntie shoe, though. You know those ones. No, but Wets are. They did just recently come back. They are.

They did just recently come back. You don't know where to clothes. It's the same thing as like, cut. Don't make you. Period. Okay. Amen. Mm-hmm.

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What a . Look, I've never had to have to be about anybody, except with my my kids, my children, I know my amante. Uff! Yeah, that's the telenovela. You're the only person I know that loves the Yellow Starburst.

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She was out here looking like gilly. Y'all know what I was all the crazy. Y'all know what was on her child. Me and Trap was beefing that day and I just knew that if we weren't beefing, then I wouldn't wearing that hat. But I asked Barbie. But you know, Barbie has an eccentric kind of taste. So it's like, it was cool.

It was cute if the Knicks had won the championship that week or something. But it was cute. Was it terrible trap? Hmm? Okay. I didn't, speaking of trop, this bitch don't never, I would like to say that somebody called me. No smut will be tolerated. No, are you about to say?

Somebody called me this week and they was like, you was supposed to thought check the big bitch. I'm like, what are you talking about? And they were like, that big girl, Trub says you got bullied by the big girl. I'm like, all right. First of all, that's not how that shit went. We was just potting. I actually didn't get bullied by a big girl.

Katina was not even there. This bitch was in the lot of the fair by time that shit happened or whatever. But I realized one thing about Trubb, she do not poke fun at herself. She's not going to like, she's going to hide the truth for I might be telling the story and I might leave out her part.

And it's up to her. If she want to add that part in or not. Oh, are you about to add it in now? When it comes to me, she's going to stretch the truth, like when it comes to me. But when it comes to her, she'd be hot in that shit. Like she literally let me see here. And I was like, yeah, we fought on the last day of school. And she put a scratch on my forehead.

And I went to graduation, fucked up. This bitch really let me see her and said it. She said, yeah, my neck, my back. No, bitch, your eye. You didn't say nothing about your eye or how to touch with your motherfucker. But this is what you want to say I got bullied by the big girl? Hey, ma'ams, ma'ams. That was really weird.

No, it was not. That was weird. Why would you say I got bullied by that big girl? See, I didn't say you got bullied by that big girl. Ma'am. Did she say that? No, I didn't. All right.

It's out of the mud. It is out the mud. I was. Oh, my God. You're so weird. Words from the block. No, y'all makes shit worder than it has to be. Words from the block.

Bird. We see this a lot in our comments. I never knew what a bird was until we started this goddamn podcast. I feel like as soon as... I still don't know what it is. As soon as I'm going to tell you, but I just want to get... A bird combo. That was a bird-ass combo.

That was not a bird combo. That's just the twins. That has nothing to do with birds. They're just... It's okay. We talked about the last time. All I want to say is I am never the aggressor, y'all. That's all I'm going to say is I don't never start.

So Bird, y'all, the terminology started in the UK just as a casual term. But it came to the dusty-ass United States. And then they made it a derogatory term. So meaning unintelligent, easily influenced, and just valued for her. And I said the bitch was like 400 pounds. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter.

If she pushes you. Yeah. And I don't know. And I don't know because that's not even how it happening. But I potting in that moment. in that moment. However, she didn't, though. She didn't. She played me. I said, bitch, right? So then she's looking at me. I'm looking at her, and all her bitches is looking at me like the motherfucking gross. So it is a derogatory term,

meaning unintelligent, easily influenced or just valued for her appearance. No, she did not. They went about to get me. Stop being childish. He's definitely being childish. Women fighting is bird brain activity. The moral of the story is I did not fight. resfutia because Unintelligent I didn't fight her Because my bitches Gone and no bitches

Was about the junk For It was very much Just like a pretty bitch vibe Like what the fuck you look like Fighting this big ass Bitch

That was burning activity It's not even all the way about that My friends were gone Nobody exploited your story My friends were literally gone Nobody bothers me now Bitch

Bitch It bothers me so bad now I never used to care about the term bitch So maybe am I getting self-worth now or something. Like when a man says bitch, it really's really cringy to me now.

And that's why I'm looking at you. So you're saying they're acting like some bitches? Like, no, I'm not saying they're acting like bitches. No, I'm not saying they're acting like bitches. But I was referring back to words. Who is that? I am an intelligent, easily influenced or just valued for her preance is the

no, I was the innocent bystander. I was the innocent bystander. That big bitch was a bird. Fuck that bird. That big bitch was a fucking eagle. Listen. The fuck. So, I say all this.

What the fuck did I do? We had this conversation before about having your nigga call you like, bitch, like my bitch. Instead of my girl. I don't like that shit. Okay. I don't call me yo bitch. Exactly. That's my girl.

My girl. The only place that I want a man to call me. a bitch at is in the bedroom the bedroom from yep from behind that come from niggas be like yeah this my bitch that don't come from air nigga come from like ghetto niggas it's a little ghetto probably it's a little ghetto it's definitely a little ghetto but i was talking to my friend he was just like i mean it's just all that i know like it's literally a turn of endearment for me and i'm up north he from garrie or chicago or something which i don't know my geographic shit i think he up north it's a

of them? Of course he is. That's some shit they do. Yeah. And I was just like, you can say my girl. You don't have to say my bitch. He's like, that's the same thing as you're saying my nigga. But I'm like, I don't even really say my nigga like that. Right. I don't want to say my man, my man, my man. At this big age. Just say my girl or my woman. You could even say my old lady before you say.

That's what I said. Like literally. My bitch. My bitch. Please don't call me a bitch. It's like one nigga who might call me his bitch and he could get away with it. But that's only because we like came in like. Suey was dating forever ages ago. So it's like, this is how you are. But I just feel like, exactly.

So it's like, but if you coming in my life at this big age, bitch, don't call me no bitch. Unless you want me to call you a bitch back. Yeah. And I don't want that. I don't want the dynamic between me and a man to be like, oh, we're calling each other bitches. Yeah.

I don't care if we're arguing. I don't care if we're playing. Exactly. I'm scarred to this day. Like that bitch where it will fly in my mouth. so quick and I'm just literally, I'm trying to out grow up. I'm trying really bad hard to out growing. And I feel like I can't if I keep letting niggas comedy day bitch.

Yeah. I don't. You gotta. Yeah. And then like even I never, you know, some girls used to be like, who are you calling a bitch? Like if a, you know, and they used to be so offended, but I never, I never really care like if a man, like if we were arguing when he called me a bitch or so I didn't

fuck you, you, you're a bitch. Yeah. Right. I never care. But now when I hear. Your dad, grandma, bitch. Yeah. When I hear me and saying, bitch, it just feels so filthy.

It's just like, I don't. I don't like, damn. Yeah, like. Or even calling anybody else a bitch. At this point in my life, like, if I'm dating somebody or we're talking, and we get into an argument, like, and it gets to the point where you call me a bitch, I just know you're not the nigga. You're not the guy for me.

Like, this is not. Because once they do it once, it's just going to keep one happening. That's not. And honestly, I'm going to call you a bitch too. Fuck you, bitch ass nigga. You all test. test me like push their buttons

yeah and then be like let me see what he's gonna do no I don't because playing games is for kids it is

I don't play games no more I used to but I don't do that shit no more we grown as hell I'm not trying

to test you don't test me let's just be genuine and be real with all our interactions and

definitely yeah but I had a question for y'all kind of a conversation that was big

half. But I mean, we kind of touched on it about, like, dating someone that's kind of like ghetto, like, or a street, you know, a street guy. Have y'all ever felt like somebody was just too extremely just out there, too deep in the trenches, too deep in the mud? And what does that look like for a guy? Because we know what it looks like for a grower for both of y'all. Like, how do y'all feel? I feel like I don't definitely date it some people that were like wretched as hill, hood as hell. And it's fine. because this is the thing our city is pretty ghetto um but it's like it's fine when we at home but i feel like when you go places because i'm the type of person like i can fit in many spaces so

but when you're dating someone who can't do that you just be like damn they really can't adjust or they really can't like damn they really go as hell yeah so what is like a ghetto girl like what's too ghetto for a girl i want i would never say like it's such thing as like being too ghetto. I think one thing that a girl can do that's too ghetto is when you don't know how to dress the part or like you don't know how to dress appropriately for wherever it is that we're going. Yeah, that's true. Like that's one of the main things that plays a factor for girls, for females, when it comes

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And like the ignorance comes in with the inconsideration. Yeah. And like you just, every time this motherfucker come back to the table, you need something else and you need something else. Stuff like that really bothers me. It's just like a real lack of consideration for the person servicing us or like people who just get do too much and sending stuff back. And not to say like, of course we want you to be happy with your service and your meal or whatever. but it's like if it's doing too much like bro if you're taxing it like bro at this point I'm embarrassed but I do think um we kind of get black people kind of get a negative light on that if like if we're

not happy with our service and stuff like that but a white person could do the same thing and they don't they don't play it's like oh they just expect to do that and that's the thing I would rather call it being ignorant than call it being ghetto for real in that sense yeah like I rather says that. But I've been around people who are like repeat offenders. Like you do this everywhere we go. Or like I've been around people who do it. And they be like, no, they don't knock something off this bill.

Like, bro, that's your intent. Like if you're, if you're dissatisfied or you really don't like your food, then by all means, for sure, send it back. And talk to the people. Because I'm like, even if I don't like it, it got to be really, really bad for me to send it back. Yeah. Yeah.

And you, it doesn't, it, it don't even. got to get to that point. But if you doing this everywhere we go or like you just got a chip on your shoulder every time we getting served, like I don't like that shit. What? Because you know,

are y'all like open to like trying new food and stuff when you go out? Yes. So is it anything that like you didn't like as a kid that you like now? It's a lot of stuff I didn't like it's a kid. My favorite food is salad. And I did not like salad when I was a kid.

Like, my granny used to always make a seed salad when she made spaghetti. And it used to literally make me have to throw up. I didn't eat it with ranch or anything. Like, it was just like straight lettuce. That's how bad I hated it or you just. No, no, no. That's how I wanted. That's how I ate it because she would make me eat it because it's like the veggie with the food or whatever.

So I would have to mix it into my spaghetti. But now it's like my favorite food. That's a good thing. I need to start making my food. Spaghetti. Ew. That's something I ate a lot as a kid and I just don't like it no more. I can't.

What is something that you didn't like that you like now, though? Guacamole. Guacamole. I just started recently eating brusel now, too. I can't ever miss a coleslaw. I cannot. Did you eat the coastlaw when we went to that family reunion in Tennessee a few months back? Or whatever family function that was?

I'm cool. I'm not even about to try it. It was so good. I never, I don't even. It depends on who makes it. But that goes off. What does it taste like? Like sweet.

It was sweet and fresh. It was like just this freshness and sweetness to it. And I can't eat like because the white people close law, be having like this sourness to it. And I can't fuck with that. But our people, they coeslaw, that shit was good. I'm going to have to try it. I used to didn't eat like deviled eggs, potato salad.

I eat all of that. Give me all that. Yeah, I ate that my whole life. One thing I can't eat. Never be able to eat ever cottage cheese. Oh, I just have some cottage cheese on my salad today. Like a salad salad? Mm-hmm.

You. Yeah, I would be just trying to be healthy and she, you know, cuttage cheese. Like you was getting some protein? So you'll eat yogurt over cottage cheese? Yeah. Yogurt is disgusting. I don't think I will ever fuck with yogurt. It tastes like grow up.

Mm-hmm. Scottish cheese don't taste like nothing. And my daddy used to put cottage cheese in my back. That shit is nasty. cottage cheese on the mac macaroni it's good in mac it is good in mac

but you don't taste the cottage that's different I'm gonna have to try it and I probably have tried it some people probably definitely do it in a macaroni but I still do I'll never fuck with in life

that's chocolate that shit tastes like titty rose have y'all ever like noticed that cheap ass chocolate like the chocolate like the chocolate on Reese's cups Oh, I'm so... Recy is not that bad.

I'm talking about below that, like, dollar-dollar store, like the foil packaging chocolate. That shit tastes like titty rose in chocolate form. I don't know, but Dollar Tree Guy, it comes out every Easter. It's like a bunny, and it's cookies and cream. It's like Palmer's cooking. Yeah, I get it from my son. He loves cookies and cream.

I love me some cookies and cream. Speaking of candy, shit is not sweet. in my world and I got drunk. Okay. Running my mouth. So getting drunk gives me anxiety for this exact reason. Getting drunk.

You just having a blues and everything. Bro, when I'm drunk, I'm Deer and Fox, bro. Just making bad decisions constantly, constantly. Bad, bad, bad decisions. So, yeah, run a drunk, running my mouth. So I told you like this new little. thing that I got going on, it's good. Like, I'd be up on the phone until 6 o'clock in the morning.

Yeah, feeling like a little giddy little kids. So we talk all day. And so it's like, you know, you're just overly sharing, overly talking, getting to know each other. I'm comfortable. Oh, Lord. You overshared? What you say?

Or what reason? I don't know. I opened up and told him that I'm more sexually attracted to women than I am to to men. And he was like, what do you mean? I'm like, a girl is going to get my pussy wetter than a man ever can. That's fine.

I'm the same way. Okay. You don't see the problem? He was just like, be with a girl then. Like, why? No. For somebody to tell me, like, let's see you with a girl. And, yeah, so, okay.

He said, group project. So how do you feel, Kiki? Because he was like, shit, ask the girls. Yeah. I think it's fine, obviously. I have to watch, like, women on woman corn. I was explaining that to him, you know.

But it's, It's like sexually I'm more attracted to women. Romantically, I'm more attracted to men. And that's what I told him. What is the problem? I said it's like I don't, and I don't want to disrespect, because I am bisexual, I don't want to disrespect and say it's like a kink. But what I'm describing to you is damn near a kink.

Like if he was to tell me he liked some overly freaky shit and that made him harder, I would be like a thing. And it's not even a kink. It's just a sexual preference. It is. Like, or it's just like, you know, it's something that. gets my wheels turning. I wouldn't call it a preference.

Not in my world. Yeah, because they don't even got to be a preference. I think I prefer men. But, like, if you really want to get me out my body. Balsit. Bring a bad bitch in the room, bitch. You're going to see me turn all the way up. He's like, he like, pardon him a young nigga.

He like, how old he is 29, 27? No. 27. Yeah, that's the problem. What? He really not a real young. Oh, Lord. Because if you make it to C-25, nigga, you're O-G?

Yeah, he's not. He's a real grown man like the way he carries itself and everything like that. But... But, yeah, but, like, I was just like, damn. And I, like, when he was telling me about it, I felt bad because I had to put it in perspective,

like, okay, that's like him telling me, well, I only like... I'm more sexually turned on by Asian women, but I'll only be with a black woman. Okay. hear that, you'll be like, damn. So I'm not. Maybe there's an insecurity there because he can't

provide that. But everything's fire. That's what I'm telling him. I'm like, it's not like a girl can come and take me from you. A girl actually got out of my DM to call me D.L. And I didn't know women could be DL. And I thought that was fucking hilarious. Y'all gay, for real. A girl could never

like my fire. You said a girl get you horn in the men. I don't like bitches, though. I don't. Sexually. Yeah, sexually. So that you like them sexually. I don't prefer bitches sexually over anything.

Bitch, you're gayer than me. No, I'm not. I just only be gay. I'll be on that time in when I'm drunk. I don't really like bitches. You know, when you're drunk, the real you come out. No, that's the suppressed me. It's not the real me.

You're suppressing it. It's the question of me that doesn't get any playtime. Bitch, you're gayer than me. I'm the least gay on his couch. No, you're not. He's a head. You just said that women turn you on more than men sexually. Bitch, but you're gayer than me.

I should gay. How? If you like women. You gotta know to know. Trust me. You'll be around. We only been around you how long. Y'all know I'm being drunk.

Before too long, you don't know. No. I'm just a, I'm just a cutey magnet. Just like you'll see, you'll witness. No. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, bitch, bitch, because you're a fucking chick magnet.

Thank you. That doesn't make me good. But you be going for it, bitch. I'll be going because I'm a girl host. exactly I'm telling you this bitch is this bitch is gayer to me

I'm just freakier than her you know what cut I don't remember that at all my friend who I'm just I'm like no but yes

this is this is the tea this is the real thing she's gayer I'm freakier that's really all it boils down to women turn you on more than men and I'm gayer than you. Yes.

And you actually, but I'm only going to crack a girl for my niggas. But you actually. I'm not gay. But you've had been in gay relationships. You've been in a relationship. No, it was a stem. It wasn't.

Okay, but either way, you've been in a relationship. She was a bad. She's got into stuff. She was. You've been a relationship with a woman. Oh, yes. Hell no. We were kids.

That shit was puppy love. And that's what I was kids too. No, y'all was not kids. Bro. What? I was like 17. literally. I need y'all help bitch. All that other

that jailbird shit, that shit don't count with a jailbird girl. Yeah. A girl had her name tag. Get it out the mud. Whoa. It's out the mud. Whoa. It's out the mud, key. That's some gay shit. That's some gay shit. So you've been sated on a nigga

in a bitch. You dead. Girl. See, she said. Don't call her no bitch, though. Don't call her no bitch. Babe. Look at her. She's no. No, no. No. Okay That's sis Yeah

First of all And she blushed No You get that You get that First of all Let's not say I'm sorry

I know what she's about to say Okay Back to helping Barbie All right So He felt He felt away about it And I

I do like him So I was trying to like You know But I guess now It's just like How do we get past it Like You said it's not

A big deal to you And tell that nigga I don't know how well it did with me and her. Get your, that's the time of your life. Get your WNBA, girl. Thank you for tuning to its 520 somewhere.

Please like, comment and subscribe. Oh, my God. Oh. Wait, hold on. Wait. I don't have shit to say. All right, cool. Shout out to Asia to Gold.

I just want to shout her out just because she is a Club 520 fan, But she's a converted. It's 520 somewhere, girlie. She said she loves me, drop and bark down. We love you more. Age, the goat.

Asia the goat. We love you more. Amen. Asia the goat. If she was someone, her someone name will be Aesia. Okay. There's a little knowledge for you. And she literally spells it like our cousin.

Yeah. Asia. Is that not cute? It's cute. It just remind me of Asiago. I love cheese Bad too much So

All right Ooh That's us y'all What This one am I I I'm giving I know which one you are barb

Obviously Which one am I I took pictures off your page This is so true That's true I was gonna say I was more like the one in the black That's you Kiki

Okay I can talk with it So Lotto dropped, Lado had a song and was like, I'm getting cracked like some crab legs. And so she. Yeah, so not rip me out the plastic. It was on a new album. But she was saying something. He cracked me like some crab legs.

And so she put herself in a seafood boil. I appreciate it. That wasn't real. That was AI. I know. So is this. Okay. What?

No I'm saying. She didn't do that. She posted it on her page. It was on her page. Yeah. So yeah, I put us in a seafood boil. Look. Don't we look tasty?

Bro, that shit don't look like me. I don't know. I took it off your page, a picture off your page. It was from the night that don't look like you. It was from that night when we was in Horvitos. Look at me. I look exactly to you, Burt. We know who you is.

Oh, look at the booty chin. But look at my baby hair. The Bhand glass. You got a booty chin. My daddy got a booty chin. My daddy got a booty chin. But it did it, where did it go? I see it a little bit.

It's like. Where did it go? When my face gets fat, I heard the ass disappears. The ass disappears is fucking crazy. You eat seafood? I heard that... I love seafood.

I heard that toxic... I heard that toxic women, but I think that's fucking bullshit. I think that's something lame... Nah, hell no. I think women who eat seafood boils are good women. I can make one too. Yeah. So you put it, I know you put ranch on your crab legs.

Of course. Talk us to your seafood. And on the potatoes. Yeah. sausage. Well, I get the, I get the medium juicy or whatever blend that is because at Craven ain't. An I-Hard Radio

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Boil. Crap. Sauce. I don't know. I worked there in a few years. Bitch, you used to work there in a few years. I'm not there. I have nobody's employee.

I'm actually looking for a job. Where are we going to get a job at? You need to get behind that bar. You could get you some good tips. I actually. I'm trying to think. I actually have something lined up on Tuesday. I'm going to see.

You got something lined up. I'm about to get a job again. It's giving the pursuit of happiness. I'm getting back behind the bar, but on a higher level. Ruth Chris? No, no. That would be tight. Hooters?

No, they split their tips, but they make good money. Yeah, they make great money. They're 20% and shit off of their bills and stuff is crazy. I can see you as a Hooters, girl. No, I don't want to work at Hooters. I'm 32. They don't want to see me at Hooters. We gotta get you on that roof, Chris, at this point.

Yeah, well, I have something lined up, so I'll let you guys know how that goes Tuesday. We'll talk more about it. But I gotta let them know. We got a vacation planned in a few weeks, though. Amen, amen. We're about to be outside. So hot take girls that eat foo boys are toxic. What's your hot take drop?

I don't want to know. I want to know. Let's get into it. Do it. Be my father. What did I say my hot take is? That motherfuckers be capping about the. Oh, yeah.

My hot take is all you motherfuckers, men, women, us included, y'all all be on the internet capping about your standards. I wouldn't apply that to myself. So, like, for instance, the niggas who be in our comments talking shit, talking about we're bird brains, we're this, they would never. Oh, oh, weird this, that, and the third. bro, if we winked at you farting on you freed on you, spit on you

in real life bitch your go What's that noise Wink you all fuck Ho ass nigga So But it's just like And this is the cap-ass

shit that I'm talking about Like just like women swear oh you gotta pay my rent To get some pussy Bitch that nigga I only got to buy a lemon drop Wells liquor And you can probably

take your ass home and I can't come home I don't know I just feel like motherfuckers be capping they be capping can I ask this

sure I ain't never can't ever put your home he was feeding y'all shots I'll just accident I'm just

I'm sure I wouldn't say I'd have left with another nigga though I wouldn't say accident damn you let a nigga prep you

for another nigga before hell yeah I had the best sex of my life. Sexed to get you. Shout up to the nigga at the bar. A lot of niggas don't even know that they, he's like, are you giving her shots? I'm about fuck her tonight.

Because why do you think that you're about to fuck me off the shot? Bitch, I'm going home to my nigga, hell. But I do like to. Or my ex or my call my baby daddy. You never know. That's why I disconnect. Not in real. I'm not talking about my real life.

I'm just talking about somebody's real life. Uh-oh. I, but I do agree with the standards shit on the internet. Everybody wants a holier than thou, not a rump shaker, dresses with her buttoned up to her collar, doesn't go out to the club,

only reads books during, that is not what y'all won't. Guess what? It sounds good on paper. As soon as the title come, that's what we're going to do. But until then, because that's what men do.

I'm in the field. Because that's what me do. But it's the same thing with bitches who act like, a nigga gotta have this and a nigga gotta have that. But the reality is in this world, in this economy, bro, a lot of niggas don't have all that shit

that bitch you swear a nigga gotta come with to fuck with you. The internet. And this economy, I'd rather be alone. I do. I definitely rather be alone. But I think that the internet has fucked it up so bad because now I see a bitch that's on a private jet.

I see a bitch getting a go yard and Chanel in a trip and flying first class. And she's getting shit on in Dubai. Well, probably, maybe you never know. But I, me personally, I would rather not get shit on. Like two girls, one cup type shit. I'd rather not do that and just have like a regular guy. They can take you on a day.

And like, bitch is quit acting like a nigga got to pay your rent to fuck with you. It's just not realistic. Yeah. It's not. Like, it's really, really not. I agree. I don't know. You got to pay something.

Sure. But when do you? You definitely have to pay something. But, okay, if somebody got to pay something for you, because life is hard and bills are. And you should want to pay something. Or a motherfucker. If life is hard for you and bills are a motherfucker for you, aren't they hard for, isn't it hard for everybody? But that's the thing.

I don't want a nigga who's struggling. If you're struggling, then you don't even have a lot of stuff. Maybe he's not struggling, but maybe he just can't take on your fucking light bill. He's just not the nigger for me. He's already paying his life. How soon should he start paying bills and stuff? How does that, like, how does that go? Is that a fucking deal breaker?

I'm not going to hold, y'all. I don't have niggas come into the situation and they like, yeah, so I'm fucking with you now. So that means I got to spend list at the strip club now. I know I got to pay this or I got to do this or I got to look out for you. Like, put me into. to your budget? Yeah. Budget me in.

That's fair. And I already said this before. I'm not even a beggar. I don't even ask. I'm not going to ask you for hearing money, nail money. If my car fuck up, I'm going to pay for that on my own. Why?

Because I feel like you should already be giving me some money. So I'm not even about to ask you for that. How you doing? But do you not realize? So you're a nine to fiver. And you, the men you speak of, are they nine to fivers or are they not? Potentially.

They could be business. But I'm just saying with you as a nine to fiveer, if you were dating somebody and they said you had to fit them into your budget. Well, that's not a man, though. I know you're not a man, but I'm just saying men are nine to fivers too. And not even on no pygmy shit, just on some devil's advocate shit. And just like the status of the socioeconomic climate that we're in. like is that not you know like I just feel like this is the thing

if we're all nine to fivers you got kids he might have kids too and then it's just like oh my gosh to fit a motherfucker like I'm just thinking of course I'm not a male but if I say I was and I had to fit a bitch into my budget I'd be like goddamn I don't want to fit this bitch into my budget so what she's saying is to get out of her face

yeah I'm like because this is the thing like I'm self-sustain on my own so you don't have to come over here but i feel like if you come over here you need to contribute something but that's just me right and and that's the thing like people don't understand like it's a it's a giving a take like to me i feel like niggas are work what if he couldn't what if he couldn't do would you go for this what if he didn't like fit you into your budget and pay like this bill that bill the third but he got your grass cut every two weeks would you go for that my grass cut it's not enough

it's not enough so kiki if you could be a man for one day what would you do I ain't gonna hold y'all okay I think I think my answer would be the same what the fuck did trouble say

young tender I'm gonna stick the whole dick in her so I'm gonna do that okay and then I ain't even gonna hold you I'm gonna go see a couple niggas I gotta smack up but I owe a few niggas I gotta smack them up

but smack them But you're cracking one thing, something. Yes. That's the first thing I'm going to do is go give me some coochie. With your gay ass. No, I'm from heterosexual shit because I'm a man, remember? And I just want to know, I, truthfully, I have this theory that sex feels better for men than it does for women. I believe that.

So, majority of the time. I think if a niggas doing it right, it feels better for us. But what's the, what's the, like, chances of that? I want my grip and drips. See, I'm going to go see Barbie if she led me. I would say I'll go see Trop because I have this theory that Barbie got some really good coochie. I have the same theory about Trop. However, that would just be gross.

I would not even remember that. Hmm? No, that's nasty. She'd be my fraternal. My fraternal. But. young tint. We don't got to tell nobody.

Listen. We don't got to tell nobody. This is what he's talking about. He's talking about a girl coming to keep me. I'll be over on this couch just blushing and stuff. Okay. If I was a man for a day, I would go see Kiki. Then I'll go see Trout.

And he and be like, which one? No, I'm just saying if it's twin Kucci or not. I'm trying to see him in the band, bam, bam. Yeah. Yeah. But no, if I could be a man for a day, I would definitely spend my day with a bunch of hoes. Type with just a bunch of hoes. And I would be tricking. I wouldn't care.

I would definitely be a trick if I was a niggins. I would be tricking. Especially for like a girl. I'm going to show you all how to do this shit. That I really like. I don't know what I would do if I was a niggas. What would you do? I would do some gay shit.

What? Some gay. I'm putting my, I'm putting my thing. I'm testing at the buffet. We're trying everything. We're trying an Asian bitch, a Asian nigga, a white bitch, a white nigga. This bitch is going to catch a guy.

And I might even try an anil. You're going to take it too. Bitch, you can do ano as a girl. One day, it might feel different. Hello, they got their G. I direct them. Oh, you're right. I'm doing it.

It's hilarious. Don't listen to this, guys. Trapp is absolutely. I'm just saying, because when I go try the niggins that she thinks she's gay and see if they go. I'm going to go back to being a girl the very next day and what y'all going to say? I fucked up. I let a nigga crack me in a booty hole. Who cares?

You don't want to see what Coochie feel like? Yes, I'm going to try Coochee. Yes, I'm going to try Coochie. Oh, you don't go to. the Swinkers Club. Probably. Because when I said a bunch of women, that's why I was like, I'm trying to be on a, yeah. In the end, I'm going to go run them, and I'm also going to run them out and see how much easier

it feels to do it than being a girl. Interesting. I might even try to dunk. I might just try to dunk. You might go try to dunk? Yep. Love to see it. You try it.

What's your boy name on me? I would definitely try to dunk if I was a naked for a day. Think of your boy name. Hmm. I want a T name Or Tee? Yeah, not Tito though Not Tito

Tito just gives Lil Dick in her Tishon Tank Nah Taiwan Joanna Joanna

Yeah Man She said She said I will not Ew When you tried to kiss her That was so funny That movie is hilarious.

Y'all are so funny. No, you're funny. Y'all are so funny. Yeah, I'm definitely trying to see what that G-spy. Like, as a nigger. Okay. Those is our confessions. Hopefully we're still here next week.

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