Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - 🎉 Happy Birthday Kiki & Trop! Gifts, Laughs & Pure Chaos 😂

Episode Date: July 18, 2026

It's a celebration this week on It's 520 Somewhere! 🎉🎂The twins, Kiki and Trop, are celebrating another trip around the sun, and Barbee comes through with birthday gifts to kick off the festivities. From opening presents to sharing laughs, the celebration quickly turns into the hilarious chaos fans know and love.The girls also debate some of the most overrated birthday songs, share birthday memories, and, of course, somehow end up on completely random topics that only It's 520 Somewhere could turn into a full conversation.If you've ever celebrated a birthday with your closest friends, you'll definitely relate to the laughs, the surprises, and the unforgettable moments.🎙️ Grab your favorite drink and celebrate with the crew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to It is 520 somewhere and it's dropping Kiki's birthday. Yeah, we're the birthday. The mother freaking birthday and we're about to pop some champagne bellette to be exact. Look at that big bee, just as B and pink as me.

I don't know. We're about to have a good time tonight, y'all. So let's get this cracked open. The drink we eat. have tonight. It's called... I forgot. What's y'all drink called? Twin Sips. Twin Sips. Oh, cute. Cute. Like twin Sips, cute, cute, right? So it is mango with a little bit of passion fruit, freshly squeam's lemon juice and agave, and we're going to tap it, top it with some rosé. And it's made with rosé. We had to run.

that back, that La Boca, Caboka, whatever it is, we love it. The Loboka. Yeah, no, that's part. We love it. We really do love it. Tap it, tap it. Thank you. Amazing.

That's enough? It's so fun having a bartender host. I love you. It's so fun having you guys on this couch with me, my favorite twins, and I'm so excited. It's you guys' birthday. So we can go ahead, get into fit check, and then we can open y'all. Gibson.

Good check. Okay, let's do a cheers. Let's do it. Cheers. Happy 21st birthday to my bitchies. Yeah. Thank you. And happy my birthday to you.

Thank you. You're welcome. Happy birthday. Thanks, Mac. Happy my birthday, Malk. Cheers. Y'all get it? Happy my birthday.

I like it. I like it. Include me. What that means? It means like it's a holiday, basically. Like, happy my birthday to you. Like how they say happy New Year. It's my birthday.

Merry Christmas. You get it? Yeah. Y'all consider y'all birthday like a holiday? Mm. Like on some Jehovah's Witnesses? No, not a Jehovah Witnesses. I thought they don't celebrate birthday.

Yeah, they don't. Or birthdays or holidays. I feel them. I literally, I sent a real to milk. I'm not ready for him to play it yet. But that's literally my attitude towards birthdays. Really? Yeah.

Which you don't really care? Biana, no, I mean. I care. I care. I care. since two years ago when my dog died on my birthday trip you did say that was very sad rest in peace what was his name again prince rest in peace prince we still thinking about you each and every birthday we miss you more and more yeah he was such a cutie have you got another dog since then no he cannot be

duplicated to be honest i'm not a pet person and he made me a pet person like i nursed him and his siblings back to health well he was the only one that survived so he had like a very special place of our I was kind of getting sad now. But also, a page from Prince's book, do y'all know how Prince views? Oh, my God. My dog's name was Prince. Yeah, that's how I was like, what are you talking about?

And Prince, Purple Rain Prince. Okay, is it too early to play the real? No, we just get into it. Okay, because this is how truly have started to view it. Is it depressing? No, it's not. This is why they want. T-Bade

T-Bankton T-Bade It's an ancient Big This is an ancient magic ritual The summer of the tree spirit Turning the lights off And chanting happy birthday

While blowing out Oh shit It's like It's getting deep in here So but anyway So yeah This sounds like a way to cope With getting old

Like I'm just man No, no, no, no. I really, so y'all know when my dog died, I really did, like, I'm like, I'm never going to make birthdays a big ass thing ever again. Like, I did a photo shoot that year. I did a birthday dinner that year. I did a birthday trip. So I was just, like, not making birthdays a big ass deal anymore. Also, I feel like I share a birthday with Trump.

So, when y'all say happy birthday, y'all talking to her, you know? So it's not your birthday? You not the birthday. No, it's not even our real birthday today. No, I just feel like if you, to say happy birthday, you're speaking life into however old society says that you are. I feel like birthdays are just a time to celebrate yourself. And Prince really did look good when he died.

So I feel like he was honest with something. Girl, Prince was a vampire. Was he? He was vegan. Was he? Yeah. Yeah. When did y'all stop

because I'm assuming y'all was, y'all twin to like every year y'all had like a birthday together. Shit, we all, every year we do. Yeah, we get together. Except that one year we was into it kind of, but. But I lived in Atlanta, didn't I?

Or what year? No, we was into it. The year we did. Separate. Yeah. Damn, that was a horrible birthday. Yeah, we had different. Weren't we supposed to go on a trip?

Yes, and you didn't make it. I can. planned a birthday dinner for us and this bitch didn't make it to that. What were you doing? I was probably at work. I always be at work, y'all. Then she had her own birthday dinner. So all of our people had to come to mine and then they went to her.

I had separate birthday dinner. But I had to work. Like, I had to work. Like, we didn't not do it together because we was beefing because we had buried the hatchet for the trip as well. I just didn't make it because that was, something was going on with the planes at that point in time. But anyways, yeah, no. I had to work.

I always have to work. Period. Fit check, fit check, get your wet. We'll start off with you, non-birthday girl. Come on. Bitch my hair down, prince lives through me. Talk to him what we got on today because, baby. Jay Lorraine.

Jay Lorraine, you need your butt eight. For the way you put this suit on these girls, baby, the scrunch booty is sending me. The illusion that this outfit gives. Illusion. Yeah, illusion I am offended No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not saying that y'all That y'all don't, they ain't all there. It just accentuates. Yeah. No. In regular clothes, you can't see how, like, the silhouette for real. Illusion means it's not there.

Illusion means, I'm not saying that it's not there. The curves, the ass, the hips, the tities, it is there. But the polka dots look like you're always moving. Oh. Like that. I'm not saying that. They know y'all strapped when y'all got on the goddamn. So you're saying,

And our ass isn't stiff in real life? No, y'all ass ain't stiff at all. That motherfucker goes crazy. I'm just saying the thing looks like y'all moving while you're sitting still. This is what these outfits look like. Thank you. Okay. I'm just playing real.

I'm giving you a hard time. Come on. It's, it's, happy me birthday to you or whatever you said. Happy me birthday, everybody. Yes, yes. The thick one. What is the camera is it? Is it this one?

Like, look, because like, watch ass her ass is moving. It's moving, but it's going like crazy. Like you don't see like, it's like, yeah, it's like, earthquake. You know how, what is, what is that stuff you watch and it still be like, you know, dots and stuff going crazy and like, I don't know how to explain it. Like waves. I ain't doing fit check because I was like Macy Gray today.

No, what the fuck was that fucking, uh, Macy Gray song? Somebody on YouTube said it's a Macy Gray song. I don't remember we were talking about it. Last episode, we was talking about. I don't know Fuck it Yes Please let it go

Because this is like You know it just ranks Your brain When you can't think I might be going Through menopause I'm high Girl

No We need that We need that We're monotherapy Barbie is now A party Decorator You can book her

Girl this weekend said Don't be funny That's what took So long Oh Okay So open your gifts

Open your gifts Aw First off Look at the picture And flip it To the bag it's a note without a note and tell me once you get it tell me once you get it what is it what is it oh a honey bun with a blue cheese girls yes blue cheese please that's a real bitch right there i have sloppy handwriting so i'm like uh yeah they'll get it

oh my gosh just get that past me ain't that so cute so cute because this y'all these pictures been sitting here this whole time and we didn't know no i knew i asked you what picture she gave no i'm saying we didn't know about the money oh yeah the money you can go first Okay. Ooh, it looked like something like. No. So it's the new good girl, because I know you love you're a good girl. And it's so cute. It's shaped like a butterfly.

What color is it? Is it this pink? It's like that pink, yes. And it smells really amazing. I did put the gift card in there because buying perfume for women is very hard. So they said you can open it up, spray it on yourself. If you don't like it, you can still exchange it. No, you got different ones.

Oh. Oh, my product. Oh, yeah. I remember you saying you got the intense already? Oh, nope. I don't. Fuck that one. I love this.

Wait, oh my gosh, about the one I go open now. Yes, y'all can crack it okay. Put the gift cards in the, I mean the receipts in there

if y'all don't like it, take it back. Thank you, Barb. Thank you, B. You're welcome, guys. Happy birthday. Thank you so much.

Shopping for girls on their birthday is like so intimidating. Like, I've been stressed out all day. I just like I just want them to like it. We love whatever you want. It smells amazing. Is that the one I got?

No, I don't know. Oh, this is cute. Isn't that so cute? Okay, let me see. I think it's like a little butterfly. Oh, it smells good. It smells like the little, the classic one really a little bit.

Yeah. Oh, I like this. Fire. Oh, my gosh, I like, it's dark. Like dark for him for some reason. When it's dark, it just feel like it's like intense. Yes, it's the paradox. This is so cute.

Oh, wow, duh. Oh, let me see. Oh, it goes like this. Oh, it goes like this. It's a butterfly. Oh, cute. cute I know she loves her good girl me I wanted to get you to mute you but they didn't have the big bottle of it so I was like

okay can't go with a little bottle oh my god I love this oh wow that's so girl coated and that's how you think got me a little bottle I was like yeah what is this you can't do the little bottles not little bottles bro I hate it you're a boss ass bitch thank you beat you I'm glad that y'all love them group hugs we love you Come on, sisters. Scrunch money. Come here. Now smack that ass.

Smack that ass until it's polka dot. Thrinkle. Why am I my parents? Like, girl, get asked me. Like, I'm a deal with burping baby. Oh, who's one of this? Trops? Oh, my bad.

All right. So when y'all go into the club this weekend. Where did these little dogs? Oh, sorry. Five below. Is this part of our gift, too? Mm-hmm. Oh, cute.

They're supposed to hold you guys as balloons. They're like a little dog balloon, but I'm like, I'm sure they'll do something with you. Yeah, I'll find something. Put it in your nurses station. I don't know what the nurse's station looks like. But top five songs, birthday songs that when I go up there and tell y'all the DJ is drop and Kiki's birthday. What song y'all don't want to hear them drop?

You guys, I never put my, um, you just been topped together after I just out here, waning. At least your hair is long enough. They couldn't see. Yeah. But that's what you get because you try to shake us for 40 days and 40 nights. And I only gave them a little one too. What do that got to do with you? If I want to shake my ass.

Then nobody told you to do that. Can you do this part? This is the thing. Kiki came back and told me to close her outfit. That's why I said a motherfucking illusion. Because I looked up with her booty, her booty kicks was open. It was coming in slow motion. It was.

What was that, honey? I shrunk the kids. No, I felt like Michael Jackson. He was like, sit on my face. What's happening here? All right. Top five words, birthday songs. What song?

don't you want to hear, yes. If I go to the DJ, it's your birthday. What don't you want him to drop? But I play that. Stevie Wonder. That came in at number four. I don't want to hear. I'm just over it.

I don't want to hear it. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Time me out. That's sexy red. Is it? That's sexy red. Okay.

It's not on here. Yep. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear all I'm for my birthday is a big one. Oh, that's the good one. That's probably like my. That's number two. I don't want to fucking hear, bro.

I do not want to hear it. I do not want to hear it. But it's no shade to two chains or nothing like that. No, of course. I used to be a dancer, y'all, so I don't want to hear that shit. Nobody wants to. When it first came out, yes. 20 years later?

No. Unless you're like a corny older person. Whatever. What number do, goat? Goat. In the club number three. So number one, Ratchet Happy Birthday by Drake. Number two, birthday songs by two chains.

Kanye whisters on there Oh yeah Easy How you did it Huh It's your birthday You deserve to be greedy

Huh Oh greedy Yeah Okay Number three In the club By 50 cent Number four

Happy birthday by Stevie Wonder And number Five Birthday Birthday sex Byerima Top five

Worst Birthday Birthday sex Um Like Is your birthday So you know We've been

Right out But like I'm glad That they don't It's not played out Though Like I feel like

All them Other ones They like Overdo That's what they're going to play. We need some new birthday songs. No. Punch you're real.

Oh, yeah. You're the birthday. You're a birthday. Yeah. And then the Lucci song, January 31st. The fact that it's January 31st, which is my birthday. Because ain't fucking with my bitch on her worst day. She ain't ever got to ask for shit on her birthday.

Speaking of that, what do you guys want for your birthday? We know what Kiki won't. We know what Kiki won't. What she won't? I do. I want to have something on my wrist by next week. By next week. Next time we shoot this.

And not my sister wants to for her birth. She want her wrist bust down for her birthday, so you better be nice to her. Tell them what you want. Because close mouths don't get fed. What you want, Key? Talk to him. That's what I want. What?

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don't believe me for Kiki's buzz now is sure of shit okay but if we if we did it and you got it then you'll be happy fine I'll do it you don't have to do it

I'm going to be like guys I'm starting to go fund me for She's been wanting it all our line. How much does that damn thing cost? It don't cost that much. What's not that much to y'all? Probably like 10,000. Oh.

Okay. Me and be paying for surgery and businesses and other things. You can bust my girl down. No. Where yet? Sansa, with your fat ass. Come on here, Shrek. Shrek.

Oh, my God. What you want? What you want, truck. I don't know what I want. I saw this really nice coffee table that I liked. And, um, yeah, it was cute. It's like, I have the side tables that match, but they're gold and they have like a drip to it. Oh, those are fired.

And it's so cute. That coffee table is about $10,000. No, it's not. How much is it? It's a couple beans. Probably 700. Really? Yeah.

Hmm. How shit is like, or just like perfume or like, I don't know. Pay me, give me some. money for some my hair or something like yeah i don't know i don't think too much too far into birthday guess really yeah i want some jerry too so start planning a nigga ooh some earrings i'm tired to wearing fake earrings where the earrings i just told him i'm like i want some earrings i need like some everyday good earrings some white or some gold i like rose goat i like rose gold i like white goat I'm tired of wearing these fake-ass story.

Listen. Don't you got some? I don't like them. Let me have them. What do y'all like about? They're ugly. They look like. They're ugly.

And I mean, and I got the square. I got a few pairs. No, they're not square. But, like, I bought them, like, forever ago on some humbug. Like, I'm rushing. Let me go to the jury store and buy some earrings that aren't fake. But you know what, though? Girls, we actually have it.

easy like you got the louis on they're fake i mean not fake louis but i'm just saying but like you know louis but time gucci like they it's not even real gold and shit it's crazy doesn't make any thing it's Tiffany that shit paid tiffany's just thirlin silver it's thirlin silver they actually have real gold too and it's expensive as shit but but um we have it we have it easy like these little thingies even yeah we could get away that these soups was a dollar ass $1.49. All right so it's cancer season.

Do y'all feel like y'all have the cancer traits and then like with y'all being twins? Do y'all have traits that y'all feel like y'all share or that are different between you guys? Can you look up the cancers? I feel like cancers are pretty, they're a little misunderstood. Okay, talk to us. You got to be a cancer to know like the world.

stamps us as prior babies that's all I know y'all is you know um not sure of cancer that's not it's not necessarily accurate

like I say all the time like they call us emotional but I truly feel like we just feel every emotion heavily like if I'm shitty I'm going to take it to hell like if I'm laughing

I'm going to laugh hysterically if I'm sad of course I'm a cry yeah but Deeply intuitive. Intuitive is fuck, very accurate, protective, and highly emotionally intelligent. They retreat into their heart shells when feeling vulnerable but possesses profound compassion. I appreciate that that sentence is right there because.

Oh, y'all water sign, ruled by the moon. Yes, love that. My baby's birthday is June 20th and cancer starts June 21st. That's crazy. So I feel like he's a, he's a Gemini. He's a Gemini cancer. Like, yeah, just fucked up. Just crybaby, mean, mood swingy.

I'd be like. Well, Tross used to always say that I'm a Virgo at heart, which I find, like, a little offensive. But we're like Virgo. Moons. Yeah. See, I don't know that deeply into a horse. Like, I feel like, like, when they call us cry babies

and they call us emotional, it's just like there's so many different emotions. Sadness. That's not the only emotion there is. I feel like I feel every. emotion probably more than like everybody else but that doesn't mean I'm emotionally expressive so I'm not no motherfucking cry baby but I might feel some shit heavier than like my counterparts so what are your favorite signs to like deal with I like Gemini's my guilty pleasure though like every Gemini I ever met was cool as shit friends scorpios but um my guilty pleasure I'm not gonna hold you

is like Virgos. Like I feel like Virgos, they have you like super in love with they as, but they're like not good for you if that makes sense.

I'm over here so invested because my little friend is a Virgo. Tell me more. I don't know. None about it. Be careful. Oh, what?

Be careful. They are perfectionists. They want you to be fucking perfect. That's him. They are. Like, because Virgo is my love hate sign. Like, guilty pleasure.

And then I fuck with Leo's too. But Vergo. They are very They hold you They try to hold you to a very high standard In that sense they end up being Demner Is he a Virgo or something?

He's a Leo Oh okay He of next It's your birthday Tyo It's about to be motion Mouth birthday He's turning 19

Gradually High School That was funny That was funny Oh I haven't got to talk to them Us It's 527 It's 520 somewhere.

We'll be hosting what day? We'll get back to you. For sure. The 23rd? One of them. We think it's July 23rd. Thank you guys for letting us know that we're working. What day at a week is it?

What day at a week is? It's Friday. It's Motion Malk's birthday at Hobitos. And we're going to be hosting. So everybody that's in indie and any surrounding cities come in because it's going to be the twins birthday too. Fuck, Malcolm. Tell a friend.

It's a motion mouth birthday. Oh yeah. Come on out. We still celebrate you guys. Bad bitches. Rich niggas for him. Rich niggas for us. Chicken wings for Barbie.

And yeah. Margaritas for Kiki. I know that's right. Studs for Barbie. Y'all come out. Come on out. Oh, my stood. No.

Who? Oh, okay. I like them. Young, I like them. Old. I like them. Fat niggas for me. Yeah.

I like the stuff. Everybody. Just everybody come out. The strikes. Everybody. We're going to have an amazing time. We believe it is July 23rd at Hobitos. Oh,

we're going to get it. We're going to post a flyer. I got to make sure I don't work that day. Yeah, that's the only thing. I got to look at my schedule. He said something to me and I just kind of forgot. But, yeah. Oh, y'all, we got to talk about how we're not going on our trip anymore.

Y'all not going? No. Okay, but let me tell you why, first of all, this is why I will never not pay that extra bit of money to cancel for free because let me just say. It's the 24th. I'm off. Yay. Sorry.

Congrats. It's a vibe. It's a movie. Because if I had to work, then it would just be over there. Come into a downtown near you. Okay. So the first person to fall off was Barbie. Okay.

That put a damper on this situation. But we're not blaming you. No. For sure. Understandable. So boom. So also me, y'all know I'm like in the process of moving and shit. We're supposed to move and everything.

So we didn't know that. Congratulations. So thank you. So my. My move-in date was the 14th, which is the day right before we were going to leave. So I let Trapnow. I'm like, we're not going to be able to make it to, I can't do the trip because I moved the day before. Like, that's just too close.

Oh, that sucks. Not unrealistic. Yeah. I mean, it's unrealistic. Tell me why my property manager called me yesterday to, like, tell me that they had to move my moving date to the 31st. Wow. Y'all had already canceled. Oh, you didn't tell me that.

This is news to me. No, I just found out yesterday. So, yeah. So basically, it's been 24 hours. It's been 84 years. Listen, I've been depressed. They charge y'all cancellation fee? No, we just, no, because so the we pay, like, I'm going to say like $50 extra

a piece or something like that, 20 extra apiece, something like that, just to be able to cancel for free, which I would never not do that on a girl's trip. Yeah. It's okay. I'm just going to go on the trip. by myself. Fuck y'all. When you going?

I don't know. Probably like the end of the month or something the next time that I took a little block of time off. But yeah. Well, that fucking sucks. We suck. But happy birthday, y'all. Yeah, y'all suck.

We do suck. Happy Indian. Well, we're going to turn this bitch up. So, yeah, we don't. It's okay. We're cool. This week? Oh, this nigga said back to back.

Let me see that. Yeah, because we need to take a shot. Rest and peace to the goddamn birthday, Trent. Yeah, RIPP. It's okay. More trips to come out. We're making out the group chat. We're out of group chat.

Let's do the boat. Let's do the boat. Oh, yeah. We can get a boat. Oh, I thought he said the booth. I'm like, yay. No, we can get the booth. We're getting in the booth.

You know somebody who can get us in the yoke? We got, we got some something that's at. We got a yo. We're trying to get on. We're trying to get on. We're trying to get on the motherfucking, uh, we got a yell in here. The fact we just killing this bottle is hilarious. Wait, no, because why do we want to get on the track so bad?

We got a whole podcast. We can pop our shit on here. Usually be like, we want to make a song. I want to make a song. I want to make a song that go crazy. I don't know, because what if we made a song getting really slaps over a nice sensation? Bullshit slaps. Bullshit slaps.

We can record a video for it. Bro, our song going to be on the same frequency as a dumb niggas off of Brown sugar when they was like the ho is mine. You don't know what I'm talking about? No. He don't know. He's young. That's what I said we need to.

They was like the, yeah, we need a club. We need a bagger. Or no, what was that song? It's this old-school song that it's been on my head so bad. Nasty trick. Yeah, that's the good one. Rained in 10. Y'all don't remember renting 10 off a brown sugar?

It rings the bell. I don't. Wow. What was y'all most memorable? They're not cultured y'all. What was y'all most memorable birthday? Probably. Are 13.

No, I think we turned 12. No, we did turn 13. We were 13, bitch. Oh, what happened? But this is the struggle of having a summer birthday. This was before our phones and social media. Summer birthdays are so lit. Some people had phones, but not everybody.

So, you know, when we was 13, nobody was texting their friends. Like, it wasn't old social media. could keep track of people with. Bro, so we had like a summer birthday. We like on the last day of school handing out birthday invitations. This is in May. Okay. To our birthday in July for our 13th birthday, bitch.

Big deal. One person showed up. I've had that happen to me too. Guess what? Guess whose best friend it was. Yours? I did my part. It was only one bitch. She didn't have to come either.

And we're still in it. And we still only got one. Like, I was going down the list for our birthday dinner, right? I'm only inviting one other than you. So Kiki was like, I don't have any friends to invite except for Barbie. Oh. She said, should we invite Barbie? I'm like, I don't know.

Should you got to invite me? What the fuck was that about, Trot? Why was not invited? No, we was just going to, like, make it a sister thing. She even was like, should we invite our daddy? Like, should we just do it a sister thing? Oh, just do a sister thing? Or, you know, invite.

Because y'all sister party that just passed Was it just the sisters? Yeah That was so cute Yeah She had a cute little birthday Yeah, y'all do really cute themes Like y'all sisters are super into the themes

Y'all very cute Yeah, that whole fucking went Did well on Facebook So their sister she turned 24 25 And so she did a sponge bob theme party And they dressed up as SpongeBob characters Go to their page and check it out

It was super cute Trap was Mr. Crabs You were Barnacle Boy I was mermaid man Also she said Sis, everybody keeps asking where you got your mermaid men

costume. Where did you? I'm like, that is hilarious Amazon. Amazon? Yeah, it's linked on my Amazon store. Trop had the money in the back pocket.

It was super cute. I love it. Well, thanks for inviting me to the party. Y'all sisters like me, I can come. Yeah. No, they love you. When we told them that you didn't have anything to do on the fourth,

they were like, why you didn't tell her to come? I was so sad. I didn't know these bids you didn't have nothing to do. I don't have no friends. We have a, we don't have frenzy. Oh my gosh. Listen. Listen.

Listen, this is one of, that's one of my favorite summer pastimes, killing flies. I don't beef with nobody in this world more than I beef with flies. If a fly gets in my house, I go to war, bro. I feel like I go to war. I feel like I'm in a jungle. Like I'm hunting your ass, bitch. Get the fuck out of my. I shut out of the doors.

I love it when they get behind the blinds. And it's like, oh, bitch, I got you smush. I'd be ready to bust my damn window to kill a fly. Wait, do y'all got fly spotters? No. No. I use brooms. I use brooms.

Baby, I'd be about to bust and shit. I use, like, them towels. That dish type of dined it up and be like. You got to hit them with a serious assassins if y'all. Like a ninja. Oh, shit. Get this fly. Well, I ain't going to lie.

Sometimes I'll smack the shit out of you. I got into a fight with a fly. And then it ricochet against the window. I got into a flight with a fly. But my. thing to kill him. I got in a fight. I was in the room. That fly didn't give a fuck, y'all. It kept zipping back at me. It was, we were fighting. I'm like, they're not, bitch. Well, you know, they got an advantage over us because the way that they see the world, it's their eyes. It's in,

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Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports.

Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days. So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo roer to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is, like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights. rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments to take over your entire timeline. In the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week, every week,

we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka, showing out, she beat. Sabalinka. Shout out to you, Naomi. You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it.

Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the I-Heart Radio app. Apple Podcast. wherever you get your podcast. Yeah. So if you catch a fly, your hands is with it. Yeah. You really like that.

I open up a window and then you know they try to go get fresh air and then I shut the window down and watch them suffocate. I love that. Yeah. I like it. They're not really suffocating because the wind is blowing on the other side. But you don't die there. They die, though.

Why do they die? No, never mind. Just kidding. I have double windows, but they probably still wouldn't suffocate because they would still have air probably. Yeah, but they die. in there, so. Oh, nice.

Or when you wash them down the drain. Because once you get the wings wet, they can't do shit. Oh, okay. Is Peter going to be mad at us about this or they don't care about insects? I'm sure they don't. They're pests.

They're pests. Who the fuck me? If Peter is fighting for flies, they need to touch grass. What fuck? Yeah, touch grass and kiss my ass. For eyesight. Speaking of ass,

I hope you guys have some cake are going to be on your ass for your photo shoes. When's the photo shoot? What's happening? We're not doing a freaking mic exclusive. I told you already. I'm not with that whole photo shoot shit right now at this point in my life. Because do you ever feel like when I'm dead photo shoots in the past,

I just feel like they don't perform as well as like real life pictures? They don't. It ain't even that. And it's like, bitch, I'm not about to spend $500 to prep for this photo shoot. No, for real. It'd be more than that, really. And it's like, bitch, how to do you? do all this shit and then I'm stressing

the day of and got to get my makeup done and I'm rushing to get here and rushing to get. Bro, for some pictures, bro. No, suck my dick. I'm cool. Fuck a photo shoot. I do not care anymore. I'm not a stripper, bitch.

I'm not taking no photo shoot. Well, I already told y'all how I feel about birthdays. I'm not going all out for a birthday for real. My dog died. Like, I'm fucking sad. Yeah. Also, I'm not.

I'm not. Also, y'all, check. Tailtrop, I'm trying to do this a little real in our polka dot bikinis. These things she wore. No, no, no, real. In real polka dot bikini. Teeny, winy, yellow polka dot bikini

that she wore for the first time today. Do you remember that? I do. Okay. It was a commercial. It was a commercial. But yeah, I'm still trying to get trapped to do this real. We can do it after a friend.

It's just the real. I bought all the pieces. The only thing is set for like two. And we already got our bikinis and everything. That's going to be five. The way else to see it. I am a creative director and I don't fucking doing the real y'all.

Quit acting like I'm just. So when y'all doing it? Set the day now. Go get the cooler and go get the picture and then. Oh, it sounds fire. I can't wait to see it. So if we don't do it, blame trap. We're definitely blaming trap.

Okay. Can you play my real with Webby please? Webby. Yeah, because you know what? Y'all bitches is getting old. Webby, now look at this. When they play that, when they play that two-train's birthday song in the club, this going to be y'all.

Nah, I got negative. This is going to be y'all. Look, oh. Help them, Lord. Help them, Lord. Yeah, I need, miss the shit. Webby Lee went out. He had that linen shirt on when he could.

He was getting hot. But I know Webby is about to be here in the city soon, and Webby don't take it. The 18th. So now we can go. Because we're not going on the shit. Okay, so we got plans. Fever game.

coming to the fever have been clowning there's so much that we was gonna mean the fever have been clowning so we got a fever game coming up limit drop festival is coming up in the city on the 18th after the limit drop festival why are you making that phase bro i'm not don't worry after the limit drop festival what because they was talking about how hot it was out there last year well Porsche has a cabana so we can big chill um i'm just like do y'all ever feel like you know what i'm gonna hold this finish your. No, go ahead. Say it because I ain't talking about shit. Like, I know we

like I know we be outside. I ain't talking about the damn thing. Go ahead. Okay. Burney is so Friday. I was just telling somebody this plugs.

Go. I was just telling somebody this like, like, I need the floor ass bitch. I need to gamble down here. I'm just saying hello. Exhibit. Barby.

No, because they was just talking shit about us talking over each other in the comments. So if y'all is talking, then I'm going to let you talk. Trot is to let you talk. What about you? Fuck y'all.

Clearly. Clearly. They were talking about you. Girl, no, they was not. Okay, Trap, what you got to say? Do you ever feel like we'd be outside and what? Do we be outside and what? She drunk.

So, um, anyway. I told you all ain't eat nothing. So, um, anyways, he was. was asking about the whole lemon drop thing or whatever and I'm just like no not my thing I'm like I'm sorry I don't go out like I know we be outside because sometimes like okay it's night time now we might go to the club or whatever or we might host or whatever but it's just like you're not really about to catch me at a brunch you're about to catch me at a day party like that's just oh that's my vibe that's not mine love it don't hookah hate it really I love I love outdoor events I love me brunch and I love day parties because get me in. Get me in before 10. I never go in before 10. And then you just end up partying all day, bitch. If you go to a day party, you're going to be out all night.

Most times after the Hendrick, bring back the Hendrix experience. Right. Now that's all now that, that's what I'm talking about. You'll be too turned up to go anywhere. That's the only event I ever used to those. That shit turned into a whole 12 hour shift. Yes. So the reason that I was couldn't go to the trip because I'm back working again, but that's what made me just think of this

is that the last Hendricks experience I went to, I had worked the next day. The last thing I remember, we was leaving outside of the club, it was supposed to go to Georgia Street. I woke up the next day around 2 o'clock p.m. I was naked. I didn't know where my car keys or nothing was.

I was in the bed with my best friend. You know in movies when they turn and it's blurry in there looking like where they at? That's what was happening. I looked over it was my best friend. to me she was naked too. I know we didn't do anything. We just some naked people. And I was just like that. And even if y'all did, that's cool. Nah, not that best friend. And then I looked around and we was in, we wasn't even in her house.

We was in another friend's house. The friend wasn't there. I'm just like, what? And that's a day party, y'all. That's my favorite. That was my favorite party. That's the only place I used to go out to. You know what it's so crazy. That's the only place you don't catch me at. We used to go when he first started doing them. And then, you know, they started getting fetter and fetter and fed. To the point where I'm like, The niggas is out. The niggas be out.

Like, I don't know. They be so fat now. It's like, I don't know. Have you ever got sashed out the club by a man like, come on, let's go? Oh. Honey, have I? I got sashayed out of the Hendrix experience.

What? Girl, unhand me, you Wilder Beast. It's the hoses in. He was like, this dude was all in my face talking to me. He grabbed my arm and was like, watch out, bro. And took me out. And I was just like, That is so nice

Compared to my experience I won't I won't I won't No dark shit However I don't even know Where I was going

With this When we were talking Oh you said No brunches And things like that I'm not a day party girl I'm not a brunch girl No

But I swear to God Once you be out That one for that early party You out the rest of the whole rest of the night I'd be done I'd be done Like Not my experience

and Hendrix's experience was kind of like a hybrid like it would go into the night a little bit and then motherfuckers would go to a lava or lava you know where we were surviving off that good old food so the liquor and all that it was good I used to get the little lamb chops

The lamb chops chicken It came with catfish and chicken catfish chicken in two sides And we used to go When they first started Onyx used to still be open So we would be in that bitch too Like memorable

memorable nights Yeah I bought y'all some lathes too To celebrate y'all Yeah She is pulling out All the thoughts for the birthday Wait wait wait wait wait

Why you were so thoughtful Are you just like you know Are you a Wait, what other color? Are you up? I'm a quixie. I'm going to quagin. That lavender is real tea.

I want lavender. Okay, I got you. I got you. Hold on me hook y'all up. Let me take you. I'm blue. I know. I got, I picked them out for you.

You gave you the blue balloons. Y'all like this. Oh, you picked them out. Oh, you ate. Welcome to Hawaii. Oh, you did a good job. It's the bun. No, they can't hear it on the mic.

You don't give it yourself away. my knee cracked so hard earlier and all I did was straightening it. God, every time I suck dick my knee crack. What? Every time I right dick my knee crack. I wrote for a record. I'm talking about when you get down there, but once I'm down there, it's cool, but it's like when I assume the position, get down.

But you got to go like, it. No, it don't just be crack, crack, snap, and pop. Mine is, but it just goes one time. Are you serious? And then imagine it with a young dick He's like, come on teeth bitch shit I'm like, yeah I need some WD-40 on your phone

You need them calcium pills No for real I need to start back lifting weights That'll get my bones back right I wrote dick for about 45 minutes And I was like go girl Okay, wait, what's your on your toes Or was you on your knees

I do both of them A combo Yeah, you got hit the combo You got a bouncing go Did I ever hit them with that real lazy ride though? What's the lazy ride? Where you kind of lean forward a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Not the lean back and grind, but the one where you bounce. The lean back and grind is my thing. The one where you lean forward and bounce. Like, kind of like this. Hold on. Like, hold on. Let me turn. Like, where you go like this, bounce it.

My ass don't do that. Okay. I'm at, oh. Thanks. Perfect shout out to the Laylas. Woo. Look, what they call? Lay's.

Lays. Lays. Lays. girl no but yeah now it was a for you gotta know the lazy bounce I'm sure I feel like the lazy version where you're not like grinding but I don't know I do both

I bounce I grind I do feet I do knees I do you know it's just you got to do a mixture of keep yourself moving around so that you don't get tired right right I tell a niggas straight up you got two bounces in the swirl and I'm down from here I'm like I don't want to do this anymore honestly

No, I got you. It's just on the balls of my feet. Now, listen, now. That takes some strength, baby. We only got so long. Yeah, 45 minutes. But you'll get up there and you'll be challenging yourself to just keep on going and keep on going and keep on going. It feels like, it's like, bro, if I'm like breathing real hard in your ear, it's like.

Are you fat, bitch? I don't care about. That's a bad motherfucker. Glisting all in your mouth and shit. Fat bitch. in it. Yeah. I don't care.

I be, what, what guerrilla say? You gotta make the breathing hard sexy. You gotta be like, don't know. I just be breathing.

But I'm saying, you want me to get down. Add them on to it and then it's like you're breathing hard, but it's like you gotta. Mm-hmm. Y'all know how last week

we was talking about how niggas be having sensitive stomachs. Y'all heard of a nigga that didn't want you to put your weight on his stomach? No. Y'all know,

I mean, you're having fat nags. I'm like, bitch, why can't lean on your stomach? I ain't that bitch. Oh, that is so funny. Damn stop, babe, my stomach.

Now, if this was... I'll just ask them. If this was a muscular, nigga, that shit wouldn't even be happy. Oh, what? Oh, my gosh. And who you lean on their chest and what? Or no, when they're in front of you,

you just be like, and you just feel the ridges. Bro, I'd be like, I'm not playing out. I'd be like, you look so fucking good. I was like, you... I didn't find as stuff. Y'all, I feel like sexy, sounds like so old. Because obviously that people are fine.

I think that's old and shit. But shit, I didn't literally thought like, nigga, your body is sexy as so. I love it. I love it. You got a perky chest. You got some big ass nice. I'm talking about like, we doing it. I'm just like touching. Yeah.

Just everywhere. Washboard. Yes. And I'm just like what the fuck. I look good. Y'all like nipples? Men's nipples. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You like your nipples licked?

I've been told to stop. You ain't had that. Yeah, he too young. Why are you pleading the fifth? He hadn't had it. It's cool. That's what we're like, what's going on here?

That's how you feel inside? Or when you hit him with the pinky, you wouldn't, you hit it with a pinky because you down there doing, never mind. What pinky? Here she go. Here she go.

Never mind, guys. What's the pinky? I'm saying when you downstairs and you're standing up and you're on your knees and shit and you lick your pinky and you hit his nipple with the pinky. Oh, I thought you were saying,

one in the stinky. Oh, I don't know. Bitch, that's trap traffic. Oh, no. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare start that. Oh, look, twin drama. Go ahead and drop the next real for me, please. Oh, Lord. You got to start some shit by you?

I am. Look, look. What? Look at it. It's so funny. Telling. My sister, I'm about to get junk.

Some big bitches? Relatable. No, I swear to God. It. be like that. She said, come on. She said, it doesn't make no sense. She said, bitch, let's fuck.

Put those shoes on. Like, bitch, you're about to get me beat up. This used to be me with my cousins, though. My cousins, they don't care about nothing. It can be 30 bitches, 10 niggas outside with baseball bats and bottles. And my cousins be like, I don't get a fuck. I don't get a fuck. I'll be like, bitch, I do.

I don't want to go out there. One thing about it, though, you'll be having your designated cousin or in our case, your designated sisters, who you know with the shit. They're going, they slot in whenever, whatever. They don't give a fuck. Like, you can pull them out the bed. You can pick them up from their nigger house. And they're going to slide.

Hey, I'm Ruby Carr, the host of the podcast, Encore. Check out our brand new episodes featuring music from the show that everyone is reheating as we speak. Heated rivalry. Join me as I go behind the songs that brought Shane and Elia together. I'll tell you the stories of fighting. My Moon, My Man, Wolf Parades, I'll Believe in Anything, and tattoos all the things she said,

and how they all became a part of this global phenomenon. Stream encore on IHeart Radio, crave, or wherever you get your podcasts. Right now, the greatest tournament on the planet is happening on home soil, and the whole world showed up. Every match, somebody's dream ends, and somebody becomes a legend. And if you're feeling all of it,

the nerves, the heartbreak, the pure joy, you need people to feel it with. That's us. I'm Castle 1021, and this is the 1021 podcast, where the World Cup meets the culture. We react to every twist, say the takes nobody else will, play the games, call the shots, and celebrate this beautiful game the way it's meant to be. Loud, proud, and a little bit crazy. Upsets, penalties, the goat debate that never dies, we're in it with you, all the way to the final.

So don't watch it alone. Bring the passion. Bring the hot takes. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse. The world gets crazier,

and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem. If you come over here to play games, I'mma check you. Okay? If you do some in the news that don't sound good,

I'm gonna play you. Join Yomeneika Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast. You're the problem with Yamanika. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was. New episodes weekly every Wednesday

as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network. If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less, so I don't have to do so much. So join Yamanika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem? I'm Yamanika,

and I'm out. Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports.

Because let's be real. Women's Sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days. So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is, like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire timeline. in the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week. Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports.

Naomi Osaka showing out, she beat. Sabalinka. Shout out to you, Naomi. You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports.

Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Nummy. My kids and seem like a lot. My cousin shit, go out there. If it's 30 people, she's going to rank about 10 by herself. I can only fight one to two people, baby.

So if it's 30 people and I can only fight one to two, I'm about to be up under somebody. Turn around foot like this. Like, no. Get into your drip. Your lock, snaps out. Oh, my God. If they scalp me, man.

Oh, okay. So listen, like fighting. Mm-hmm. First of all, how do y'all feel about fighting at this big age? It's not happening. Like, it would literally have to be something that I could not avoid to fight at this big age. I'm not with it.

I don't fuck with it. I ain't gonna lie. I had a case. I had a pending, a battery case that got thrown out because I was innocent. Thank God.

But I couldn't work as a nurse for like two years. Like, bitch, y'all, I'm sorry. You can't work it. You can hold me, bitch. You got too much shit to lose. I'm not really.

I'm not for that. Nope. I'm not really trying to get hold. However, I do. I'm not really trying to get hold. But this is the thing. But you got it. Bro, I had to be a stripper, like, only for a minute because of that.

Yeah, and it's not worth it. No, I ain't going to hold you. My job, they ask you every year. Did you catch any cases this year? Did you catch any of it? They don't care if it's a misdemeanor. They want to know. So I definitely get that.

However, I don't know. I feel like more so do. I'm definitely not trying to fight when certain shit is going on. When I got right, like, how you got likes. Don't fight me with no motherfucking not. send my motherfucking head. Yeah. For sure.

Don't fight me when my nails are long. Don't fight me when I'm with my kid. Oh. I'm not fighting me. Don't even fight me when I got heels on.

Like, take them bitches off. Like, I don't want to. It's so many scenarios I don't want to fight. I just feel like at this age,

we, you know, we can avoid it. Like, a lot of points. A lot of fights. Or, because I was thinking

avoid and fight. And fight. But a lot of fights are avoidable, like, especially if you're not being childish. So, bitch, I'm trying to avoid them. I ain't going to lie. The only time I probably feel like out my body. Out of my body I got a fight is if I catch my nigga cheating on me or something. But if I ran down, then my hair is probably wrapped.

I'm probably already on that type of time. That's how about I say, like, I think now with this big age, my only issues used to be men. Like fighting over men and stuff like that. Or my friends. liquor because I will try to fight a motherfucker if I'm drunk or something. We know. But I don't be remembering that shit. You know.

Thank you, girly pop. How did she know that we was talking about her, though? So the friend knew the story. Okay. And? I keep sitting these tities up all night. So if you want to start to go for me for a boob job, we're all for me. I'm trying to have my tities out, but Barb gave us fucking lays.

Take them on. Take them off. Take your lays off. I just wanted to count me out. So that's all that you had to say? But I wrapped with her about that and I talked to her about it. It's just honestly, even when we recap with shit on the show, it's just like, like when your friends was asking. It ain't nothing for her.

Why she do that? Why she do that? He was like, I don't know. But it was like, I was just drunk. I don't know either. And I don't remember that. That shit was just on some drunk shit. I don't know, y'all.

Stay tuned into us. And hopefully she. starts watching as well. So we're not bad guys. Passing. Bad girls. But it's the liquor. I hate it when we bring up this fucking topic. No, but by the way.

Y'all know it's, it's Trot birthday and everything. It's Trops' Birthday. So y'all, listen. Why I had this nigga, right? He, for whatever reason, he was my boyfriend and he used to always forget my age. He always thought that I was younger than what I actually was. Even when I used to, like, correct him, he's still like we'll be talking about age like months down the line or something and he'll still

say some crazy shit like ain't you 29 right so anyway so boom so we had broke up or whatever and we was just chilling cool and he was talking about um like who he was dealing with because we were no longer together or whatever y'all know i don't even play them type games but he was like saying like um that the girl he was talking to was older and shit so i'm like okay cool I'm like, he would an older bitch and she's probably less toxic, less argumentative or whatever. Y'all, wow, way later in life,

I'll find out who the nigger was fucking with. The bitch is the same age as me. He said he had an old thing. Yes, he always used to refer to her as the older bitch, like an older bitch. And I'm just like, okay, wait, she's like a year or two older than me. Okay, year too.

No, that's the same, though. But what's an older nigga to y'all? Like if you say 40. 40 ball. 40 ball is an older nigga. Okay. But I'm just like,

not old, but an older nigga. Older. Okay. But yeah, I'm just like, he really don't know my age. He don't even know a home girl

got only a year or two on me. But yeah. Wow. He even thinks that sisters that are younger than me are older than me. Your sisters? Yes.

When you said sisters, I thought, my black, No, we are Helisa St. That's the song? That's the song? I think so. I never try to hurt.

That's like the fucking number one song. How can you forget that? No, that's for you forever. That's Andy Stone. That is Angel Stone. Angel Stone. Macy Gray. What was that?

Mary is, I mean, she sing like that, remember? Yeah. It was a Macy Gray song, though. I forget what the topic was. we was singing a song about and you said I brought the song up but it was like a white people song he was like no this more of us

what mind your business milk I'm trying to see how I remember I told them to put the like the mirror like in front of it they was like no because Kiki's going to just look at herself the whole time why would y'all say me because I'm a narcissist a covert narcissist cohort cohort

covert what's that mean words on the rocks Google it but words I'm not going to block, though. It is what it. All the different forms of, et cetera, the different forms of words that black people use for et cetera. Like me, for instance, I'm a da-da-da-da-da girl.

I'm more of a wootty-wooop. Blasey-whoop. Or a blah, blah, blah. That's me. I'm like, blah, blah, blah. Like, damn, no, I say something. Damn, what I be saying? Like, I can't remember what I say.

X, Y, Z. X, Y, Z. I've used X, Y, Y, Y, Y'Y Z. Um, I don't know if boom. I got that bad. Okay, so boom. In this situation, but, like. I think I'm a blah, blah, blah.

I'm more about yada. Ooh, yada yada yada yada. Yada yada, too. You ever do that, Malk? I say, et cetera. You say, et cetera, et cetera. You're sophisticated. I'll say, or whatever, like.

Oh, okay. Or whatever. Or whatever. You know. He was telling me this or whatever. Like, I say that a lot. I also say, you know, I'd be like, you know. This and that.

Oh, this and that. Good one. Good one. But it'd be annoying me because I'd be like, what? Like, what is the dis and the dad? We need, I need all of the whole force. It's just like, Sarah. It's just, you know.

Like, that'd be some stuff y'all be leaving out. That'd be important information. It's just so, like, boom. And yeah. And yeah. And yeah. What's been going on with Love Island, Kiki? Um, so they're down to the final.

four or whatever the final four couples the one that i was rooting for did not make it however so one thing i will say just to piggyback off of words from the rocks words from the block my bad um one thing i will say about that show they'd be like so they'd be coupled up and then they'd be like the next step is oh we're exclusive or oh we're closed off right so one of the final four couples she her and her do announced that they were exclusive or they were exclusive or they was closed off. And her best friend in the house, she was like,

oh, so y'all is situation. And she was offended. Because she's like, it's a big difference there. No, I just feel like, are y'all boyfriend and girlfriend or not? You know? Like, if you're saying,

oh, I'm closed off or we're exclusive, that's just another way of saying, oh, I guess we're, to me, that's like we're talking. Because do we go together or not? Are we boyfriend and girlfriend or not? No, we're not boyfriend and girlfriends,

but we're dating exclusively, to get to that point. But what is the weight about? What is the wait about? Some people need a little more time. You need to fill you out. What's the feeling you out? It's a fucking psycho.

So this means that we're dating exclusively. We're not going to try other people. But this is a step pre-step before us being in a relationship. Because once you get in a relationship, like once we put a stamp on it that we're a girlfriend and boyfriend in my head, it's like, okay, we're a long term. Like, yeah. I'm going over her people house or her his people house for Thanksgiving type shit you know like but so

so then then it is friend it's a situation situation ship is disrespectful that's how she took it and she was offended a situation is like low key or it's like you're like fucking around and it's like y'all could probably fuck with other people and not call each other out because it's like we're not even trying to be in a relationship

we're just comfortable with where we're at it's a situation Like whatever the situations are. There's no promotion. But whatever the situation. But what's above that? But no, let me say this. In a situation ship, whatever the situation is that's keeping y'all from being able to be together, that's what that is.

When we're exclusively dating, we know that we're trying to get to this. Okay, but you can't come to Thanksgiving dinner at my people house? Your situation should. I feel like you could have a situation ship with your ex. Like, oh, we're exes. We not together, but I love this nigga. I'll fuck with this nigga right now. And we're a situation

and you've been in a long-term situation with him before. Yeah. Situationships are just, they're not exclusively dating in a circumstantial. We're not in a long-term committed relationship because it's because of whatever situation. But should exclusively dating not be synonymous to girlfriend and boyfriend?

No. What the fuck is the difference between, oh, we're exclusive and girlfriend and boyfriend If we're exclusively dating I feel like you have to say the exclusively dating part seeing we're exclusive

mean it's just me and you that's short for exclusively dating in my mind when I hear exclusive like we're dating we're still trying to see if we want to be boyfriend

and girlfriend but we're not fuck with other people okay see that's a y'all thing and I also feel like that's a generational thing as well like as the times goes by your life's relationship you spent the day with him

and then y'all never together. But that's all my relationships that I ever had in my life. They was like, you're gonna be my girl on like day two and that's how that shit happened. That's why I feel like that's a Gen Z thing.

Why the fuck are we taking all day to become girlfriend and boys? But at this big age, do you really want to do that? Don't you want to learn this person better? It's a sign of the times. Like, that is a... It's a sign of maturity.

It's a sign of growth. Give me some liquor. No, nobody actually. Because it's fucking Mike Nobody asked this nigga You want liquor or champagne Liquor? Liquor Liquor

It's just a sign of growth And being like, hey, I want to fill this person out a little bit more Like my relationship with my kid's father I should have exclusively dated him But that's another thing That's another thing too Like he has the luxury of seeing dating At it from a different lens than us

Because he's Gen Z right So even like how the girls girlies. Even, no, for all, even like not the girlies. Who did the same thing. No, who what? Who did?

Who, who dated around instead of. All right, but for the most part, I feel like when y'all was younger, do y'all not feel like y'all was super quick to cuff a nigga? Or they were super quick to cuff you and you went. Yeah, your name. Yeah, true. When we were younger.

It's different now because we know better now. We know better now. We know better. But also, I feel like because of social media, they, the younger, they see. that just like how they see like be slower to have a nigga baby it's the same thing like they we

bumped our heads for them so now we're all on the same level we cross so y'all can walk down we learned them like oh god we learned our lessons for y'all can you get him with the champagne malc I would hope the fuck not he obviously wouldn't

hypothetically right yeah that's a new term though because I feel like Back in the day It is, though, a little bit Because I feel like back in the day When the nigga like

I want you to be mine You, we was going I feel like for us We saw Our parents were married And then like when I was a kid Most of like The relationships that we saw

In real life in our movies It was like a lot of like More long term shit I feel like maybe the younger people Below us Like they saw motherfuckers Like having baby daddy and dating around and stuff like that.

So they, like, approaching dating differently. Yeah. It only makes sense. I'm literally going through this right now. And my biggest thing with it is... Proceed with caution. Yeah. And I just feel like to get...

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Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Who said that, Kiki do? Well, I'm saying to learn them once. It's too late because what if I learned something that I don't like, but with me being in a relationship with you now, it's kind of, it's different. Like, we're kind of more tied in.

You can't just, like, break it off. I'm sorry. I want to be able to. cut ties when and it take a minute to learn all the different layers to somebody and then these men a lot of them be capping at first and so do women do because I'm definitely a capping ass one that's why you need that time to fill them out I'm a capping ass mom I'm gonna act like everything's peaches on fire I like to cook I like to clean I shut you know if they that's they fought because bitch are you a fan of me or not do you be watching me on this pot or not everybody no

but stop watching me on the pies Everybody don't stop. Watching me. I can cook. I just don't care to. I can cook. I can cook. I actually can cook.

I just don't want to be in the kitchen Monday through Friday. Okay. So when we invite you to the things, what's your dish? What are you bringing? Some other green beans. Okay. Green beans is my dish. So then I'm just going to show up with some waters or some liquor.

Oh, bitch. I'm going to bring some liquor. Liquor is cool. I don't make sense. I know. I know how to cook. I just don't care to be in the kitchen every day. Popsicles is hilarious.

And they was hot. Y'all, what would piss y'all if somebody showed up at the function with it? Some storeball potato salad. Oh, ooh, that's a good one. That's a good one. We're going to eat that. Y'all know, I've been on my Love Island binge lately. And one of them niggas showed up to Friendsgiving with a roll of paper towels that wasn't even in the plastic.

No Trice Like bitch you making us look bad Why would you show up with that? Yes Do y'all do workplace pot looks I don't partake I don't remember

I did win a chili contest one time You put you a show you guys I'm not a fuck the kind of person So my daddy made the chili I won I also did a jackal an contest one time My baby daddy made the jackaliner and it was the joker Like we've always been saying

It was amazing So you won the chili contest at work? Your dad made it. Yes. My daddy made it. Yeah, I won the chili contest. Did you make it in a dad? Did you make it in a dad?

So y'all didn't win shit. He is, he said, Katsina, they're not going to let me win. So I'm going to make it and put your name on it because they'll let you win. Because they'll be hating on me. Yeah. I'm like, okay, cool. See, I knew I was going to win before I even went with him and that Jackalinter. Well, okay.

Workplace Potlux. How do y'all feel about workplace romance? Um, shout out to Shout out to Super chat Is this our Superchat? Yes! We're moving out

up in the world Nate M2 03 Shout out to you He said What's y'all feelings On workplace romance How do y'all feel?

My opinion is I'm not doing it And I What if it was like You don't want to date a doctor Or another nurse? So I work I work at a hospital Obviously

I just don't want to be The nurse and crack by, no, because they're going to talk and run their mouth and they're going to be like, oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I don't want to do it. And I don't think it's anything wrong with it. Like, people used to meet their partners at work and stuff like that. But it's something just not right about it to me.

I just feel like in a lot of work spaces these days, especially at our age, these niggas got wives and shit. Yeah. Like, so I've been in a workplace. and the nigga, I mean, he was holier than now, y'all, y'all. He was using, like, the Bible to get closer to me. So get some cooch? I don't know. He was trying to get some, because he was definitely married.

He said, now, God said. He was, he bought me a Bible. I brought that motherfucker home. Oh, that is blessed for me. My baby daddy threw that motherfucker across the room. That's not cool. He launched the Bible. I'm like, don't act like that towards God.

Daryl bought me this Bible. For real, but I'm just saying. This is so twisted. It's twisted as fuck. And then, like, hindsight, I'm just thinking like, okay, it's just innocent, whatever, it ain't that. But in my brain now, I'm just like, this nigga was trying to get some busted.

In the Lord's name. In the Lord's name and the job name. I don't know. Well, I've had a workplace romance. Y'all know I ain't had that many jobs. You had a work hubby? I had a work hubby in the thrill. thrill of walking past everybody

knowing that I was getting drilled to the bitch she was it was thrilling it was so thrilling like I would like brush up against him at work you weren't embarrassed

once everybody started finding out it was more of people were just like once everybody started finding out it kind of pissed me off because shut the fuck up why do y'all care that much and I didn't believe

and they do they fixate on that like anytime anytime I knew that a nurse was cracking because the nurse They used to, and it was always a white nurse cracking a black CNA or a tech. And it would always be like a rumor. And I'm just like, that will never be me. One, I don't give a fuck if I'm cracking a tech or a nurse or a doctor.

I don't care. Y'all not about to talk about me cracking none of these niggas in here. It's so many niggas to choose from, bro. Okay. I'm not cracking. It was the thrill of it. Like, I like being in the same room with children. and your girlfriend

the fact that she don't know His girlfriend was ever It really turns me on What? She'll never cast in a million years That we got this thing going on We sound terrible Okay

But like I said I ain't got no damn job Oh I got a job now I'm gonna do Because I say Hey man Astereriff and praise report She got a job

I passed the drug to test Also let me tell y'all She got a job. On these drug tests, for whatever reason, don't quote me. But a lot of the time, they're not trusting for marijuana anymore. Oh, good. What they're testing for? You know, they don't.

No longer tests for that in the WMBA. Coca-Cola. Jeff is going to say, you're going to test positive for meth. Like, why don't we say that on the podcast? He is a great. Hello, our girls' teeth are intact. Thank you. She don't be picking her skin.

Her skin are peeling away. Thank you. Saucy Santana. Bounsters. Girl chick's better. Okay. Oh, yeah. So do you got, I'm sorry, this is so random.

I know we're talking about birthdays, but do you know? So like, have you ever thought about, like, when you die, that whatever you got on will be your ghost outfit for all of eternity? I'm going to be naked as hell. No, I hope it will be my funeral outfit, and I hope you will put me in something nice. Chanel ne pearls, Chanel ne pearls. I swear, I'll make sure you look good for your funeral. general, but can you make sure I look

different? Yes, I got you, but not too dressing. I'm like, I don't want to wear heels in the afterlife. I just want to I don't want my feet to be hurting. Something simple, like, you know, like, but if you do come in heels, put me in some

red, red bottles. I will. I will, yeah. I will. Please don't close me in no casket for eternity in a thousand dollars worth of clothes. I'm not going to lie, but did you ever see the movie ghost? Like, bro, your ghost outfit is going to be the outfit you dying. I'm just almost positive

if I'm going to be naked. You know what? I feel good about, you think probably. But if I'm not, now that we on this podcast and people be noticing us when we be outside, I'm confident I might look okay. This is the thing.

Imagine me hunting somebody naked as hell titty's down to the flow. Bitch, your titty is not touching like a cold. I'm going to knock them out before I even got in the room. Ghost Titty, they're going to go through my ghost titty like this. Oh my gosh. Stop.

Now I can't stop looking at your boobs. I swear. They hang, though. Do your tities hang low? Kill your top of them in the flow. Tell them, tities. That's that real, that's that real fat. Okay, so when you get them done,

are you going to get an implant? Yep, I want to, whatever the thing gets up in there. I'm going to be like this. I want my shit smaller so bad. I just want some serious teeth. This bitch want them porn star tities. Yes. Mm-hmm.

Like, I thought you say wrap it up? Yeah, we bought to. Yes. We're talking to, Shaft. Safe sex, guys. You're not talking to me because I'll fight this nigga. Oh, Lord. You're not even, you're not even doing shit for real.

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