Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Karlous Miller Doesn't Hold Back! 🔥

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

This week on It's 520 Somewhere, Barbee welcomes comedian, actor, and podcast host Karlous Miller for an unfiltered conversation that covers everything from dating to double standards.Karlous shares his perspective on what men are really looking for in a relationship, while the conversation dives into watching adult content with a significant other, trust, boundaries, and how couples navigate topics that aren't always easy to discuss.The discussion also touches on celebrity headlines, relationship dynamics, women working in traditionally male-dominated careers, and whether those roles affect dating and long-term relationships.As always, Barbee and Karlous mix humor with honest conversation, making for an episode that's funny, thought-provoking, and full of memorable moments.🎙️ Tap in for another can't-miss episode of It's 520 Somewhere!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to It is 520 somewhere. I am your girl Barbie. And we're gonna run it like 520 does. So I'm gonna introduce my co-host first before we get to our very special guest. To my left, I got Nurse Trop. Miss Nigger. How you feeling, Mama?

Miss Niggum. Feeling good. You feeling good? Yeah. You ain't been niggin around, have you? Nope, not really. You and your soft life. I'm in my soft life.

I've been seeing the flowers, girl. Yes. And to my left, you're my right. And to my right, I got the beauty and the bust down. Kiki, how you feeling, baby? I'm good, I'm great. You good to be, happy to be here? I'm overly happy.

You're looking like a Southern bill today. You're glowing. Are you for real? Y'all, don't guess me. It's too early. And I'm trying to wait on his drink that kick in. All right, we'll get into that later. But y'all ready for my intro.

Let's do it, do it. Be my father. Okay, so this episode is going to be one of them once because our guest today is all about the chaos. Before you can even watch his show on YouTube, a warning label pops up. That this gets really, really wild on that show. He is a comedian, entrepreneur, media mogul. And he has built one of the largest independent comedy platforms,

and you may know him from 85 South, wild and out, all of that good shit. Welcome to the couch, Carlos Miller. Yeah. Thank you for having me over here. We are so happy that you are here. Yeah. I'm glad to be here. And you know what?

We are so happy for you to be here because you probably one of our first guest that's like really with the shits. Absolutely. I'm with the shits. Let's get into it. Nothing's off limits. No, we can talk about what we're going to have some fun. Oh, shit. Okay.

Well, he didn't want to drink with us today, but this drink is in. inspired by you. It's called me. Today, I don't drink. Oh, you don't drink? You just smoke. No? Smoke what?

Well, today, we are drinking the wick, Kiki. Okay. So, you know, we got... I guess so. It ain't, it ain't. It got a little bit of all of us in it, you know? So the wick is for me because I'm hood. Okay.

The Kiki, Waikiki, my beautiful girl over there. And then it's tropical juice. We got some mango in there, some nectar, some strawberry. for truck. It sounds like some real pimp shit. It's real pimp shit. And you know, y'all got the Section 8 hurricane, so I tried to put in like a little capri pouch for y'all.

Okay, bet. It should feel right at home. Yeah, a little IV bag. I used to slain these. I believe it. I did. I went to one hood one time, so made $1,000 selling these things. I can't do it no more because people recognize my face.

I might get trope about the 18C. Yeah, hopefully three. Five. But before we get started, our guest love, when we do fit check, check, get your wet. So let's go ahead. and get that started. Come on, Kiki. Y'all always make me go first.

Let's go. Looking like a real southern bell. You're from Mississippi, ain't you? Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, double-cheeked up in a sundress. Please do not wear this to church. The deacon will lose his job.

Up next? Tropaholics mix tapes, you bastard. Okay, black on black. You look like a GTA prostitute. She do. Yeah. Damn, we didn't do our dance today, y'all. We don't got the time for it today.

Watching local cable. hate seeing that I'm They was mad at us that we didn't do fit check last time I know We didn't do it the last last time We don't be doing it on purpose y'all We just make forgetting Come on, I'm tired of being the

Fultry ass woman I was tired, y'all I just threw them the first dress that I seen We like getting it All y'all are looking good We're looking like you guys too I ain't doing shit I ain't really do shit today

Okay let me see what you're all Okay Period. Don't boyfriend. Okay. That's how we like them. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Kids are laid on from your mom at house type of shit. Tell your mom to watch your motherfucking kids. Yeah. It's our season right now. School. We're about to start back. Oh, yeah, it is. My son ain't in school yet, but I can't wait.

I'm ready. Get the hell off the house and don't come back until 6 o'clock. No, I'm just playing. But let me ask you. Do you watch female podcast? Yes. So what as a female podcast? What are some things that we could do that will keep the males engaged?

You got to stop bashing men so much. Not you personally. We do. But I think you spend a lot of time focused on the motherfuckers that we don't like. So that way it feels like, you know, like the gender wars type situation. I think you got to kind of balance it out with the shit that you don't like. And then, you know, give us some niggins some game on how to approach women like y'all. You get what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's a good advice. It's cool to show your experiences, but all of them don't have to be negative, though, right? But what if they all are negative? Maybe we should start looking with them. We are. We're trying to heal a day at a time. We're trying.

Yeah. And like with y'all show, do you feel like you have a niche for your show? Yeah, absolutely. What's that? Our core audience is real niggas who's still trying to strive and get a little bit more. you know, niggas who understand that it is a lot of negativity out there about us, but we still got to push and we still got to be those guys.

So, you know, it's like a rehab center for niggas. A rehab center for niggas. Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're trying to build our brothers back up to just keep facing the world. Everybody going through some shit. Everybody going through something. Amen. You know, somewhere we can all kind of relate. And y'all roast a lot, too.

Is that something that, like, can be taught or that just got to come from trauma, childhood trauma I don't know I think you could probably learn if you wanted to because I don't know to roast and I really want to learn how to roast

She don't give herself enough critics She'd be roasting I believe it's because you're combative And you just used to throw her hands You don't do a lot of talking Damn, okay How you know that? I can tell

Is it the locks? It's the glasses mostly I don't think they look innocent They don't Because that's the misconception If he would be That's old Like, when you see people with glasses, you think, like, all that's square and shit.

But now, them are the real killers. Because everybody knows, the real freaks wear the glasses. They'll be saying that in the comments, too. That's facts. I folk these motherfuckers up so fast and throw them behind the bed. Exactly. It gets, what? Get busy.

Oh, okay. Because the contact, you know, once your eyes get to water and stuff, they go. Now, can you pull up the thing I sent you, it's a video? We were talking about women and men. and this gender wars, but this is a humiliation ritual that women have went through on TV shows and movies. And I wanted to ask the girls and get your opinion on it of which humiliation ritual, if you had to go through it, would you go with?

So, Malk is going to pull it up for us. Wait a minute. I don't want to go through no ameliation. Nobody wants to, but I mean, it is something that we do. Like on some kinky shit? What? No, no, no. Hold on.

Let me send it personally to Malk. So it was Gray's Anatomy on there It was Sheila It was loving basketball And it was melody off a mid-school Shella as an train a lot Yeah That Sheila

Yes So that Shout out to that man We did The guys were asking I sent I texted to you, Melk But the guys were asking the girls If they would be embarrassed

From their man being in the club Cutting a rug Like dancing hard as hell Dancing hard as hell Sweating So you from Mississippi I told them Guys in other states dance.

Like, do you dance? Sometimes. I dance to entertain ladies. I don't just be out there for my leisure. Like if I'm at the club and I run into a little summer, she wants to, you know what I'm saying? But I ain't just out there hitting no TikTok dances. You feel me?

Okay, so here we go. So swipe over, milk. So it's love and basketball. Would you brother go through the love and basketball humiliation ritual? He definitely, he definitely. He ate her up. It was cute at the end, though. Bro, why would he?

Why would he? Never. Grow up gay's anatomy. He married. She begging him to pick her over the wife. Oh, hell no. Med school. Y'all know what happened with med school.

He had a baby on her. Yeah, she couldn't handle it. He said, I'm always choose that baby in my family over you. Ooh. Fuck your family, bitch. Then we are in a family and a family. Fuck my husband. And then the last one.

The last one is Sheila. This is the worst one. So which one are those humiliation rituals? Would y'all choose? I'm sorry. This is so funny. Oh, damn. He's childish.

She said, Trina said you would like it. He said, Trina lied. So which one y'all chooses? The first one, loving basketball was cute. That was romantic. He beat her and he looked on her head. She actually had a chance, though. Yeah.

He actually was. liked her. Like, he loved her. They ended up together. She was skilled. Yeah. She was, it was fair and balanced.

He could have at least had a shot, but all the rest of them looked terrible. It goes back to you saying that I put my hands on people. If he would have got to bawling on me like that from my heart, let's just fight. Let's just get to it. But there are probably like the only couple on these host lies that actually had like genuine love, low-key.

I don't know much about the crazy. Give me that one. Everybody love a little basketball. Yeah, they're all hypothetical. Have this a nigga ever, like, embarrassed y'all? Y'all ever had to go through like some real life shit where he was, like, you was the dumb ass in the situation? All the time.

And all the time. Why are you in Shia today? What was yours? We've done enough sharing. We're a little overshared. He don't know. I have been embarrassed like Sheila, though. I put on some, once that nigga don't like you, he don't like you no more.

I put on some lingerie, was running around the house looking like a ham hoc. I had like a little net it set on. He didn't like it? He's a square bar. He was talking about him. He doesn't talk of shit. He didn't talk shit about me, but he just didn't give. So that's why I thought, do knickers not like lingerie anymore?

Niggas, like, nudity. Just get negative. See, but as naked. Put your family reunion t-shirt on. Okay. Yeah, and that's it. You don't really need no whole lot of shit. The little shorts that fold up one time on the waist, put them on.

Okay. So have the booty. Cheeks out. She'd be known. Hang it. Southern Bell. Absolutely. That ain't that bad.

had though barb you know me in chop we had niggas didn't have babies on us and shit oh what ain't nobody have a baby on me on me they have me too well he swore was during a breakup that he impregnated the girl so they always say it was during a breakup that's what I'm saying you cannot leave your nigga

wandering for too long you gotta you're gonna. He was sad and depression the baby gonna cheer him up I'm no I'm just saying the lady did who started but you should at least avoid

that. Like, you should go to all through, take all proper measures to not get someone pregnant. That's extreme. But he'll take, when you operate out of hurt, kind of. Oh, my gosh. It's a little different when your heart broke. Vulnerable. Your mind ain't working like it needs to. Yeah, he probably missed his grandma or something. He did. Yeah. Airband go through that. We're missing granted sometimes. Yeah. And, like, make it of missing people. Have you ever lost your favorite eater? Yeah.

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Shut up Or when you have a freak Like a certified freak That you get it whenever And then you notice Like she ain't hit me back Like she used to Or she ain't answering this quick

And then you find out She got a boyfriend Oh That's that fuck your whole little sum up Yeah Because like bro Why would you be selfish Like that

And cuff her Because you was You was cheating on your bitch With her She don't cheat on her nigga With you Oh, man. We don't cheat.

We get in a relationship and be committed. If you don't cheat on your girlfriend, that's between you heard of God. That's why a lot of dudes don't do relationships. Why? It's the trauma of fucking somebody else's girlfriend. Like, bro, we're seeing how to, not saying all of them, but sometimes you'll start getting like, it's fucked up. So it's worse. Losing your best eater, be for real.

Or the realest bitch you ever had. Your best eater. Oh! I'm with you. I'm with you. Y'all ain't shit. We ain't trying to be either. Oh my God.

I would have never thought. Wow, we really don't understand. We're in a wrong department. We're breaking up the wrong choice. And that's what we need to do. Actually, I bark up both choices. Y'all be wanting us to like focus on the shit that you all give a fuck about. Like the education and smart, you a good person.

All that shit matters. But do you understand a fat ass is the focal point? It's like you got to add that around the fact. Because, man, we like shit. We like shit specifically. Like, my boy right here, if he liked women with ass, that's all he liked. He's pointing out for the record. He's not going to fuck about none of their other.

Like, you can't mind fuck him and give him a smart-ass girl with a bunch of degrees. If he's just like ass, he's just going to be like, that's cool, but I like ass. My man right here, he might like tithis. You can get him the best shit in the world, but if the titties ain't right, he's not going to be happy. Yeah. And then some dudes, they like all that other shit. Like, they be focused on that. They don't care about the physicals and the, you know, the mental and all that shit.

they just be focused on what they be focused on. That's why men list of shit that they want in a woman be way shorter than the shit that a woman wanting a man. I had a man compare me in his favorite eater, like in sports terms. He said, now, I may, y'all got to tell me. He said, she was Michael Jordan. I was Scotty Pippen. Did I get that right? Oh, my God.

It was better. He shouldn't have never said that. Did you all do it together? No, we didn't do it together. So me, I like to, I like to study film. So, like, if you got, if you got. That would have had me for stuff. Goddy people was cool, but.

No, that just made me need to get back in the, I need to trade a little bit. He motivated you. I don't know how he meant that, but Scottie Pidman was naturally gifted with all the abilities. He might have been giving you a company, really? Depending on what context he spoke that in. But the girl, her mouth was this big, so I was like she probably could do some shit. Yeah, he was, she was the star player. She was the star player.

So whatever way it was. But I do like to study film, like, with the guys that I'm dating. Like, if you have old videos, I want to see them. Oh, that sounds like a trap. That's different. And I don't never bring it up, but I like to see it. Like, what was really going on? Let me hear it.

Let me see what I need to do. Because why I go out and watch porn, this ain't the same situation. Everybody's different. What he like, what he does. Study the film. You're different. A little bit. You're definitely different.

So you're not studying off film. I don't know. No. Fuck, no. Let's go in here and freestyle and create something from scratch. Just redirect me, bro. Just tell me what to do. Tell me what you like.

Like, and then get created with it. Definitely talk me through it, but I just, I don't know. I just feel like everything's not always in our control as women. Maybe we can't control who's asses better. Who got bigger tities if they had titty, dada, da, da, da, da. But you can always control your level for you. How you get down, you know. So you might as well do it with flying.

That's the optimism. Really well. Do it really well. And he told me that titties are not saggy. until the nipples are pointing down. Is that true? Because I got some long tities. I don't think nothing wrong with that.

I love me a droopy titty. Everybody do. Do they? See, I told y'all. Did I cancel my point. Piggy, I told you that. Long sleeve, titty, yeah. Long sleeve.

You're slaver you all in the face? Yeah, because you don't got to lean up. She could just droop them bitches over your face. That's the motion right there. No, that's right. There's a titty bounce. I came today. Oh, man.

Oh, you got a brown. I do. No panties but a bra. That bitch name's gonna be down here. Because Carlos is here. Why don't wear a braw? Who don't wear bras? I have to wear a bra.

And my tities would be down here on the floor. You lying. He liked that. He said that was cute. Not that. Not that. I did see you eating a piece of pizza. Whoa, I ain't know what.

Oh, you had me. I'm studying film. You had me. Boy, I ain't know where that was going. I see you eating a piece of pizza. And the way that you was chasing. And I said, that's how you be chasing the saggy tities. You got to get them.

Men really prefer natural anyway. Y'all don't give us enough credit for that. Natural what? Everything. Nah, if you would have seen my ass before this, you would have looked right on past me. My ass was like with some hips. Hang it up.

Plus green. Mm-mm. Had to do a little bit extra. Okay. Do your thing. Yeah, so it makes me a... I'm just saying with or without it. Mm-hmm.

Because you were still getting niggins without it, right? I was. Exactly. See, you don't never discount them. I actually did have more holes before I got my B-Bel done. What's that about? Hell if I know. He just said, y'all.

Because they like natural. Because with or without the BBL, I am who I am in the bed. Ooh. And outside the bed. That's what matters. Beautiful soul, inside and out, each hole. Yeah, yeah. Watching porn together.

Do you all watch porn with your men? I don't have a man. Have you before? Yeah, I have. What about you, Carlos? You watch porn with your lady? Yeah, absolutely. That's when you learn.

that you don't know her like you think you do. What kind of porn? That's what I'm saying. It depends on the category that she choose. And sometimes that she can be shocked. You're going to judge her if she. Absolutely not. It's just going to make me wonder, like, when you start doing this shit,

what make you watch this? What? I don't know what kind it was. Gang bangs. Oh. Yeah, that explains a lot. I would be like side-eye in that a little bit. I like watching girls get together out.

You know, it's like when it comes to shit like that, you ain't supposed to kinkshame, but you do kind of have a few questions where you would like to know, where did you develop this, where did you see this, and why did you pick this one specifically? But some people's thoughts are,

they can have some freaky thoughts, but they just maybe not indulge. Like, they would never do it. She said, I don't never want to do this, but if I was going to watch this, I just, this is what I like. Because it's freaked out. What about swinging?

What about it? If you get older, you're an old freaky man, you've been married or whatever. Are you going to try swinging? Oh, freaking man. You're saying all swingers is old swing? Oh, oh.

So you know, like let another man crack your wife. Yeah. Y'all had wine and fruit and shit. And then everybody just went crazy. Everybody fucking. You know what I haven't indulged. Oh, it sounded a little descriptive. Right.

Like, it sounded so. Oh, okay. Like, you knew exactly the play. He probably seen a movie about it. But the hi-ha-daz situation. No, I just left before the fucking and stuff started. Oh, so you were like. So you was at the ditty parties.

I was. I was. Yeah. I didn't ever go to no diddy parties. Oh. I know some people who would you go. Would you go? Did it?

I know that's right. I said I went. I just left before the fucking started. Why? You didn't want to see it? Because I'm not. I'm not sharing. I didn't bring nothing to this.

But you could be like, babe, we're not doing this. We're just going to watch these people. And next you know somebody sliding down your shoulder. We're like, hey, Carlos. Yeah, because you're chilling and then you think you just watching. now you're getting comfortable with your shoes off and then you're leaning back. And next thing you know, you're fucking.

A long titty and young man's looking back. Somebody watching you. Right. Miss Johnson from down the street didn't want to be with a fad egg boy. It just made me think of the hi-ha-ha-davis situation. That was awful. He said he regretted that so bad the way that man

pint his wife to the cross. And you always got to worry about shit like that. What if somebody to fuck shit out your lady right in front of you? I can't get off my man, bitch. I wouldn't care. as a woman. Like as she out freaks you and got him making noises

he ain't never made before his toes get to throwing up west side you're gonna be okay with that? You don't want to see that. You go get some juice and you come back and this thing is killing your girl. Ugh!

Sweat dripping off the chin and hitting the back. But aren't you happy that she's happy? Hell no. She's feeling good? That just made me tingling. I'm a head of dripping on the back of your back. So if you break up with somebody

you don't want them to be happy after you? Absolutely not. Absolutely. I feel you. Yeah, you can be happy as fuck, long as you with me. But when you ain't with me, fuck your happiness. You want them to be miserable? I hope you're in an internal state of sadness after me.

I hope don't nobody add up. Y'all know what's been making me miserable here lately? I started back working. That's just terrible. Damn. Nine to five. What's the worst job you've ever had? Shit, all of them.

Every single one. Ain't no such thing as a good job. You talked about women in manly job field. That shit is so funny. Did you see a comment? I did. They went the fuck in. That's all kind of truck drivers and welders and motherfuckers in the union.

Fuck you, Carlos. I love my job. I never said nothing was wrong with it. I just said that's funny as hell to me. So what's the red flag with the women with the manly jobs? That ain't where it's going to stop. They're going to talk to you crazy and treat you fucked up. They're going to buy you around.

I was still a soft little baby. I used to drive cargo vans, state to state. I drove to Mexico. For real? Mm-hmm. There ain't nothing wrong with the one. I'm having a grown man and a job. Just know that they're tough as hell.

Yeah. Because that's the thing. Men jobs are hard and they're dangerous. When I was driving state to state, I literally was, I had a knife, a gun if it was applicable, applicable in the state. I had a toy and, yeah. For what? A toy, like a rose or something like that. If he was in danger and you grabbed the wrong shit.

Right. Hopefully It's thinking Then you'd be like Oh what the fuck is this You know you gotta clean those ladies Clean those roses Clean those toys

If they're not cleaning it After every use That's a little bit of way You know sometimes you might listen Talk your shit Come so hard And then you just kind of like Let the rose fall off the bed

No But if you get it Yeah You gotta put that away immediately My son He did find one He was like Mommy what is this

Fucking my shit He puts I had some of those panties that have the back out, he put it around his neck. I was like, Lord Jesus Christ, who made me a mother? I do that type of shit sometimes. Do what? Put the panties around your neck? Yeah, I put, just like as a trophy. Suvenile. I came out the bathroom one time this man had my thong on his face looking like Ray Mysterio. I said, oh, he loved me. He loved the fuck out of you. Yeah. That's the ass niggie. And then I also think that, shit, women working

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Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist. Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports. Because let's be real. Women's Sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days. So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii.

My first thought is like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire timeline. in the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week. Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalinka.

Shout out to you, Naomi. You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the IHeart Radio app.

Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. And it's all... So now I can't. can't even do my little twisty thing because I've been working too hard. I'm a bartending. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I'm a bartender.

So now I feel like I got carpal tunnel in here. I can't do my little signature twist the move. You'll get it back. So you want me to be out here making money or you want me to be out here twisting? No, for real. Twisting. I'll take the twist. Twisting or making money?

You like you a working woman? Scottie Pickett. I love a woman who got some money. They always say men being intimidated by successful women, but none of the men I know are. Like, we love a woman who we buy shit. especially when like somebody say the wrong shit and she kind of get mad and she pop it a little bit how much is it i got it yeah don't ever play we tricks on this couch we trick a little bit if it's you know nothing like that i think of them like that i don't appreciate that shit though a lot of them do

you see how we be focused on them little bit of the niggas who fuck it up for everybody yeah like just let's let's let's eliminate them you're right what's something that they make you smell philosophical yeah fuck the lias man them dins make it hard for everybody they are the majority though they stress y'all all out. And then when niggas like me show, ready to have a good time and entertain then y'all be reserved because you've been dealing with this fucking nigga who then told you all

this great shit that you bring it to the table ain't valuable. Now you don't want to weigh your lingerie with the legs out and shit because he didn't appreciate it. And now a nigga like Michelle, I don't even get that because you think all niggas don't like this shit. Stop fucking with these whole ass niggas. You're right. When you meet

a new one, give him a fair chance. Start from scratch. Plainslate. Don't be jaded. That's right. Don't be jaded. So what What would you like for a woman to buy you? What are those things that, you know, you can buy? They make a man feel good. Anything. Anything.

We out here operating with so little that smallest little things feel so important. Because they bashed the women on the internet for buying like the little, remember they was doing the baskets with the underwear and the socks and the stuff like that. But then you'll meet a man. He'd be like, if a woman just bought me socks and underwear, I'd be happy. Well, that would really be a lot of them, broke-ass women in the comments trying to make that shit sound bad. Ain't nothing wrong with buying your nigga something.

It just be the women who can't do it who try to make it seem like it's fucked up because they got flat purses. Or is these young Hoochie Mamas, talking about younger men, that they just like, bitch, if you ain't coming with what's some overly designer shit that men like? Because what you buy a designer for your men,

they deserve it, but somebody's... You gotta watch the niggas who like too into the labels too. Yeah. He like, you ain't buy me a go yard bag. You a flat purse. Like, or they just be dropping hints like, I like it when the women do for me. And that, like, why do you keep saying this? I'm going to buy your ass a comforter set.

Because you don't want to know. Because this is the thing. Men can buy us flowers. They can, like, you know, buy some edible arrangements and stuff. Like, what is the equivalent to flowers for y'all? That's easy to buy some flowers, even though they do be expensive. Buy your niggish shit that you want them to have. It ain't no.

just universal shit that everything. And you're, niggas like shit too. You got some good answers. Yeah, get your nigga, go get your nigga a fresh fitted or something. That's cute.

A nice t-shirt and wife's bitty combo some shit that you like to see in men. You know what I mean? Find out your niggas. Learn your nigger. Every nigga need a fresh pair of forces every now and a man.

Oh, I'm good for some forces. Nigger need some forces. Little accessory and shit. You ain't got to get a Rolex. This is not every time, but nigga, if you got it like that, a nigga, niggins love a watch. Get his panties leg. Get his panties.

Nick. Nick, something nice. But it is good to pop your shit, too, as a woman, because I'm telling you, a lot of women don't do shit for a nigga, but ask them for shit. So when you show up with some shit, it's going to put you in a whole other category. Carlos? Allegedly. That all sound good, but you did just tell us that fuck the realest bitch you ever had,

your favorite eater. And she probably ain't bought nothing. She didn't bring number spitz. What if your eater is the realest bitch you ever had? There we go. That was the question, though. But if that, you got a two for one, so it makes sense now. She buying you stuff doing all this, but then your favorite eater, that's, she rank everybody.

So do we need to buy stuff or do we need to gog, gawk, $3,000? You need to be both. Okay. You need to be both because like I said, you show up with the gift and you put the gog-g-g-3-000 with it and the twist. The twist. I don't know about this weekend. Let's though combination. We don't figure it out.

Niggins cuss his mom out about you. I might be that girl. Sorry, Miss Gladys. You don't know her like I do. Those are the exact words. And y'all going to respect her. Exactly. I know that's right.

Shout out to Ms. Gladys. I didn't want you to get into it with your son. Her name. I would never call her name out. We're going to stop being so personable. No, you're not. We're going to try to. No, you're not.

Because the nigger you're talking about, he's going to see. episode, somebody gonna send him that little clipping blood, so you're talking about my mom? Mm-hmm. You ever got into it with a nigger mama? No, never. I'm sweet.

I can't have into it with me before. But I didn't get it. I was raised right. So I ain't do too much. I let her have it. About the same, pretty much. Yeah, I don't do them. Because what the fuck? We're going to argue and then what?

I'm a two-piece-old? Like, what are we going to do? We're not going to Who's not going to be on If somebody getting to it Well, say your mama started it Are you going to defend your lady? I don't know

You could just be quiet And just break it up inside Like you five years old again I don't know My mom was real hood and project What she was before she passed But I don't think that That ain't

That might the kind of problems you want Yeah You don't want them neither I'm scared the nigger With hood sisters and stuff like that too You got it baby Your sister's like the gang bang they tolling pistols, all that.

Don't call your sister on me, ho. Me and you can fight. Don't call you their own sisters. Kiki, N'em. She just did a five-year bid. I don't got to, oh, not Kiki. Why she got a name? Kiki with the E, not the I.

Okay, cool. Kiki, Dashi. We don't, lead them hos over there. Every hood had got a Kiki, though. What's that, what their real name be? It'd be some shit that you'll never. It'd be like Kiosha or. That's a nice name.

Close. Close. Kiyasha. You gonna tell them your real name, Kiki? It's Kiana. Tell him your home name. Yeah, you was, you close. But see, you don't even know her first name until y'all, like, graduate high school.

I'm like, I ain't never heard nobody call that shit. I thought that was a real name. I thought that was on your first certificate. So with the women, would you prefer a bad wig or chip toe nails? Both of them can easily be fixed. So you don't have no instant X with. women like, yeah, no, ma'am, you can't fuck with cars. A bad wig can fuck shit up, though, because a bad wig can really

fuck you up. Yeah, because it makes you look like you making fucked up decisions. Yeah. You didn't know people that you care about to start pulling you to the side. You know what I mean? Like your home girl, be like, why don't you tell her to get a better wig? Yeah. Why the hair always fucked up? She's cute, but her hair always fucked up.

And it's hard for you to defend this shit as a man. So sometimes you have to just let that shit go. and you have the, you can't just like, baby, your wig fucked up. You gotta just start throwing her some money to get her hair done or you start introducing her to stylists and shit.

Yeah. Because men know a lot of women. Book her an appointment. So you're gonna look her with one of your old hoes. No, not, you can't hook up with none of your old host. But sometimes, like, it keeps going back to your best eater.

Sometimes she'd be like, I ain't gonna say nothing. Tell her, come see me at the show. Oh! You know them eaters, they'd be real too. They be real. Especially if they like her, they were like, shit, I fuck with bitches too. That's the code, too.

Yeah. You got to hit her with Mr. Wilson. Don't you embarrass me. I ain't going to lie. Niggas be caring about how you look when you go out. One time this niggas told me, you ain't going out with them sandals on. They was like this much too little on my foot. He was paying too much attention.

He was like, yeah, but you're not wearing them sandals, though. I have stopped and bought some shoes before. What was wrong with the shoes? Sometimes. I'm a shoe like a sneaker head. Okay. So I can't do the fucked up shoes. I cannot do that.

That's a deal breaker for real. Okay. It's not like I quit fucking with you, but I will stop and get you some. Like if you wear them a little bitty thin ass sandals, like the little cheap ones, or the little flat, flat, flat. Or the ones that look like they'll break real easy or they had a string. Break. Uh-uh.

So how did you tell her we're going to replace them shoes, baby? I just stopped and was like, let's go get some kicks. I don't know. That's cute. She probably loved it. And then you know, like, the woman who haven't fucked up shoes, they'd be like, I don't really care about

like that. Like, you're about to start. That's cute, though. What if you would have been like, okay, I got a fit for them at home. Let's go. No, you about put them on now. Now, you got to do it with it.

Like, you got to buy some and then get her some. Like, we got the air max. Okay. Oh, y'all match. Let's swap. Yeah, we got the air max. That's cute. Yeah.

That's super cute. I've done that a couple times. That's cute. All right. So advice for our podcast. What is some? something that, like, new podcasters, like, focus on too much in the beginning. The numbers.

The numbers? Yeah. Don't worry about the view count or the, you know, the subscribers. You don't want to get into it. Like, because podcasts, you can really find, like, a pocket and you can really find the flow. You know what I'm saying? Like, once you find your audience and you get the feedback and you see what it is that they like or, you know, don't like, you got to kind of tailor the show to the people who watch it. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So just stay consistent, stay networking, stay looking for different platforms to put it out on, cross-promoted. The audio in the video is two separate audiences because you got people who listen to the show who can't watch it, people in the trucks, and people who are at work and in the warehouse

and stuff like that, so just stay consistent. And like I said, look for different platforms like Amazon and Spotify and Apple Music, and Facebook and Twitter and social media, Instagram, clips, have some dope editors and some quick, good turnaround because you don't want to just be having shit because that's when you start losing content. When you do the shit, have that shit ready to go.

And stay in the studio. Like if you've got time to fuck around, bring some clothes, change it up, get some guests. You don't need, don't let your show be so relying on guests that that's all that you have. But, you know, it keeps you some good people around who, you know, inspire you to be creative. Yeah. But they said if you want your shit to crack, you got to have you on here.

Because LexP said they got their first big break after you got on their shit. So hopefully we can get a deal like flash. Let's go. I like to go on other people's show, though, because you get to talk about shit that you wouldn't normally get to talk about. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And we love the poor minds girls. Like, everything that they're doing.

Like, they are clowning. I love them. And they're just themselves, like, literally. And that's how they all the time. They're really dope. Like, they so alike, but they're so different at the same time that they did. You know what I'm saying? The show didn't never fuck up.

Nothing they had gone with their personal life and they stayed friends. And, you know, everybody has disagreements, ups and downs. But at the end of the day, you got to put that shit to the side and make sure that the focus is the overall project. And they do a good job at that shit. They're fire. Sold out tours. Like, shout out to them. They are definitely popular.

You realize they twins? I was just looking at that. We look like sisters are twins. Sisters, for sure. For sure. I'm their sister too. I like to eat well. But after work, after errands, after everything else,

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This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse. The world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem. If you come over here to play games, I'm a check you. Okay? If you do some in the news that don't sound good, I'm gonna play you. Join Yamanika Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast.

You're the problem with Yamanika. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? New episodes weekly every Wednesday is part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network. If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less, so I don't have to do so much. So join Yomeneke each episode. She answers one question. Who's the problem?

I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist, Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and IHeart Women's Sports.

Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days. So Kelsey Finler, she became, The first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is, like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments to take over your entire timeline. And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week.

Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka showing out, she beat Sabalinka. Shout out to you, Naomi. You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in West. happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone

watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I know they were twins. I've got a different day. I didn't want to be like, y'all, you're just my friend. But that's no. When you were saying stay locked in and keep their friendship fresh, I'm like, they're sisters.

So they're going to still be locked in. They might fuck around and jump your ass. Push my ass out. No, we'll be the last. We be the ones you got to worry about. Barb, we always don't be, we're good. But us, we're a little sister. Yeah.

Oh, wait, I thought he was talking about Barbie. Oh, no. I'm a little sister. Oh, okay. By a millisecond. A minute. A minute. Don't play with a minute.

They don't play about that minute. No, she don't play about that many. I know. That's what it is when you're the oldest. You got, fuck that. I was here first. But you're not the real oldest, though. It's like the older ones.

They be wanting them. They be wanting that, we're checking that. All right. I'm not going to start. Why am I not the real oldest when I came. You know, nobody couldn't. They've been to jump over you, Carl, Lowe's All right. All right.

So we go, listen, we do this thing called last call confession. So now that you're on the child. Did you really just have to break the twins? They be fighting. Oh, this is all the time. Mm-hmm. It's a little cricket. Not as with her or my plant, but he being good today.

Yeah, your point is doing so good. I love. Yeah. Yeah, he's not. What do you think of weird? The little sister, be the real one. He's really, really strong. He's enlightened.

She is strong. She's very strong. I got siblings, bro. The little ones always be here. How many siblings you got? A lot. A lot. That's two.

Well, you said your mind was. Eight of us. Yeah. I got six siblings. I don't know, probably eight, nine, ten, counting both sides. But that's story for a different day. Who did you have more fun with your mom's side or your dad's side growing up?

Definitely my mom's side. Mm-hmm. Because they are a little more. They're a little more, like, crazy. Crazy. Like, you know what I'm saying? Everybody on that side is a shit talking. My dad's side, I got a lot of shit talkers, too, but they're a little more, they're a little more violent.

But my mom's side, they're more fun. Okay. Yeah. Oh, so your dad's side, they're getting drunk and fighting each other. These are, like, the killers and shit. Yeah, they take shit too far. People get hit with bats and shit like that. Oh, why's so serious?

I don't know. It's just, that's just the gene on that side of the. family, man. They take shit to the extreme. All right. So let's get into the last call confessions. Our viewers, they tap in, they send stuff that they need help with. So this one says, I am a 36-year-old black male. Over a year ago, I met an older woman. She's 48. She approached me at the bar and told me she was recently divorced. I told her I was married and she told me straight up. She was looking for new dick and like what she saw. We exchanged info, started talking and a week later we hook up and I hate

to admit, but her lemon drop, you following? Her lemon drop is better than my wife's by a landslide, grit, wetness, and she's a squirder, which I love. Eventually, she keeps it real and tells me she has a problem with the lack of cassicity of the sex that we're having, since I only see her so often throughout the month. Immediately, I got an idea. I asked her how she felt about screwing my homeboy, he's single and being the same type of vibe, plus he was allowing me to use his spot for the link up. She looked shocked, but agreed, and even said she was down for us screwing her together at the same time. Needless to say, we've been killing that old limit drop for the past six months.

Most of the time, it's a one-on-one. Sometimes it's a two-on-one. No jealousy or awkwardness. Just a good, nasty time. How do y'all feel about this? And what can I do to keep it up? Them niggas is sister-husbands. Sister-husbands. Is that a new term?

Just made up here. Because what are we doing? Okay, go ahead. That's wild. That's some freaked-out shit. I wasn't unexpected to go to that. I think he was like he was going to, like, bring her. around with the wife but through the best friend

but to get to a two two to be one he said it's better than my wife by landslide and she old I wonder out of the wife and she's old she's just older than him

she's older she's 40 she almost 50 she almost 50 and still got gritt witness and squirt oh old lady's squirting she's not that old a 50 that's a grandma squirting get show me mom that's nasty that's why she's

I don't know she got plastic on her couch if she wanted them old ladies. You don't think. She ain't that old man. She's not that old. You're always trying to age your motherfucker. Oh, damn. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. She love aging people. Yeah, I'm 43. So I don't know. That's weird, though, to be that. Be a grown-ass man and you're still doing shit like that. That's what I don't know. I can't do it.

But I, like Kevin Gaye said, I can't condone what you doing, big brother. But I salute you because that's wild. That means she was a real freak. because he really just didn't want to leave, like, loser. He did whatever he could to keep her around and protect the marriage. I thought he was going to hand her off to the friend. That's what's going to end up happening anyway.

The homeboy going to double-crossing him and end up getting in a whole relationship with and then he's going to be cut out the situation. And he's like, I brought the situation. Then he'll fuck around and probably marry us. You don't need it. Homeboys be tender like that. He going to marry her. Marry somebody that cracks your best friend.

They do shit like that. You see not the ones that show. Would you? Oh, what's that one question? Would you rather your girl have, choose the girl with a thousand bodies or to be with, right? Or the girl who didn't crack your best friend? What? Five bodies, but one of them is your best friend.

A thousand bodies. So you're saying, hold on, let me do the math on this. Girl A has a thousand bodies. Would you choose? her or would you choose girl B who has five bodies, but she's been with your best friend? I think it was like some of your friends. Some of her body. Some of them? Some of them.

More than one. I mean that's still better than fucking a thousand people. A thousand dicks is crazy. I agree. I agree. That's like a Casico Fieldhouse full of digs. Do you really have to look at how much a thousand is? That is a lot. Can you do a room full of a thousand people? Malt. Can you look that picture

up for it so we can imagine that? Do you understand? Like, we couldn't fit a, like, we couldn't even put a thousand people in this building. Right. We've done it before nine. Like, when did you have time to do a thousand dicks? Like, so, I mean, y'all don't agree. Like, how many are you doing a day? That's multiple dicks a day.

All right. I don't crack my nigga with my friends, so I'm already going to go with the five body. I like how she get down. And I like that y'all put her by me. I did that before, but it was terrible. But it might be, it's different for women than men. Men and women might look at it different. We might not care

But men A thousand? Weird Five, give me the fiver A hundred Versus a thousand A hundred or A hundred?

I mean It's still a lot But that's probably Around average To me in my mind I'm thinking everybody I think everybody They're fucked at least a hundred people

That's me of That's how I'm approaching You think women? Yes Hell no Shit 50? 50? Not even that

50 At 50 years old No. Man, that 35. Oh, that's a lot. Where are you from again? I'm from the dirty cell. Dirty and dirty south.

I'm from the dirty cell. People be fucking a lot. Yeah, but. A lot of fucking. We'll do like reoccurring. You got to recycle that dick. You can't just go out and get a new one every time. It sound good.

They sound good. That's how you end up fucking a thousand people. See. People out here fucking. Okay. You can't convince me otherwise. Do you have any funny fears? Fears that someone else would find hilarious.

I have quite a few. What? Oh, I thought you meant wrap up that topic. I was wondering why this bitch kept going on. I'll tell you all my funny fears and then we can end it out. My funny fears are. The biggest one is being out with someone and they ask me for money that I should have and I don't. Like if we was out at the club and they like Barbie, you like, Barbie, buy this bottle for me.

now I'm going to give you the money and I don't have it. Bitch that's why you need a credit court. And I don't have it. She don't have a credit card. Listen, this is our little hood, baby. We working on her. She's a work in progress.

Oh, I got a good job. I don't want nobody to see in my ass. Why? So you crack what your draws on? No, I'm just saying, like. Nobody else out of the bedroom. Why? Is it Harry?

Not like I'm fucking with my. Like, I think sex is totally different, but like randomly. Oh, like your butt crack? Yeah, I don't want nobody seeing my. You ain't big enough for your head. So you don't want to be having sex and then like somebody looking through the dog. Oh, yeah. I know, that is, that is scary.

She don't want nobody to see in my ass. Yeah. Because I had this nigga one time he didn't have no blinds on his window and I'm just thinking like if somebody ever just walk past that window, they're going to see a scene here. Right. He had a big ass. Yeah, he wanted them niggas his crack show when he get up. Oh, I'm like the big niggas. Big funky ass.

My thing is, why don't they just hold their draws and say, you don't feel that air on your ass, And they be trying to buy smaller sizes than what they are. Smaller droves? Yeah, smaller draws. Like, you know you would two, three eggs. Why are you getting a medium? Why are you? And if you are big, don't buy breathes,

by the stinky man, fruit of the looms like Mount got on today. Let that ass and them balls breathe. All right. Carlos, thank you so much for being here with us. Thank you. Thank you. This was a very lovely experience. Y'all got great chemistry over here.

All right. Thank you. Maybe next time we get a little longer. Yeah, because we'll talk for hours. And Alice and hours and hours and hours. Hey Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

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