Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Modern Dating, Sibling Beef & Girl Talk 🎙️
Episode Date: June 17, 2026This week on It's 520 Somewhere, the girls tackle one of the biggest dating questions of our generation: is it better to find love in real life or slide into the DMs? 👀What starts as a conversation... about dating quickly turns into stories, opinions, and hilarious experiences from both sides of the debate 😂Of course, the conversation doesn't stop there. The girls also dive into sibling rivalries, family dynamics, and those childhood battles that somehow never really go away 😭And because it's It's 520 Somewhere, the episode takes another unexpected turn into girl talk, wellness, and the struggles women face that nobody warns you about.From laughs to relatable moments and unfiltered opinions, this episode has a little bit of everything.Tap in for the chaos, the conversation, and the girl talk 🎙️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed Human.
Joy is essential and it's also elusive.
But now, there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence.
Joy 101.
It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotby.
If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting,
and moving on-air chats.
Open your free IHeart Radio app.
Search Joy 101 and listen now.
Joy 101 with Hoda Kotfi is presented by CVS.
It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag, whoever you root for.
Why do I watch the walk up?
That's like asking me, why do I breed?
And it's beautiful.
The guys are young and cute and fit.
It's not just a game.
It's your culture.
I like watching it with my dad.
It's a connecting force.
From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this.
is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots.
Listen to American Football on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.
Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Crevette and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing.
unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
I said I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grief.
Listen to the devil's quarry in the Bone Valley Feed on the IHeart Radio app.
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here.
Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas.
We're here since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well.
And we've had some incredible guests so far.
And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show.
How's it going, boys?
Hey, Nile.
It was the same thing with slow hands.
The stall hands is not about anything else, really, is it?
You know, or taste so good can't be about food.
You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done.
You too, Joe.
Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast.
Welcome back to It is 520 somewhere.
I am your girl Barbie.
Oh, and I ain't got a smash for a feature.
Y'all not be in no comments.
Watch y'all, my little freaking mouth.
I am here with the beautiful tribe
How you doing tonight, mamas?
I am good
Yeah, how are you feeling?
How are you living?
We're fresh off the weekend.
I'm happy to see y'all.
I know, right?
Yay, this is my favorite time of the week.
Literally.
Wednesdays are for the grillies.
How are you feeling?
I feel good, guys.
And we got the beautiful Kiki.
And they are twins.
I don't understand how they don't know that y'all are twins.
Yeah, I mean, and still, after that,
real, they still asked on our most.
recent.
That's crazy.
Are they twins?
Probably because we just always getting like random new viewers or new views on our
content.
Y'all look alike.
Yeah.
You're right.
But I guess they just thought that y'all were just sisters.
They're twins.
Are y'all identical or?
We're identical.
Okay.
Me and one of my uncles got a thing.
Like if a girl is dancing in the club too much, you know that little coochie thing.
That is stink.
Stinks.
Like sweaty smell?
Yes.
Me and my friend.
Well, she's an associate.
When we were in Barbados, we were like, she was like, we're going to dance until we're musty.
I was, freaky.
You was all for it.
Oh, that's my kind of girl.
Y'all love to dance.
I want to go into the African clubs and be like, and I can't sleep.
Did y'all be going?
Y'all ever went to like the little Mexican nights?
No, I have not.
Yes.
Yes.
It be fun.
Really?
Yeah.
How they be dancing?
They be doing a, uh, is that the,
moving their hips and stuff?
Or chatea or whatever, is that a drink?
Salsa.
I don't know.
But, um, they'll teach you.
Yeah.
They'll teach you.
I would love that.
I've been to the, you know.
I used to go and I ain't, and they'll teach me and be dancing with me and stuff.
But it just be so loud.
Like, it's constant.
Do they be line dancing?
Loud.
They be, they be lit and it be fat.
Lime light used to have it makes a day.
They be like couple dancing.
I used to bottle girl
Like this
Maybe like couple dancing constantly
No
Yeah kind of
Mm
Like that couple that was in the back of that real you was on
Yo
They don't want to talk about it
The dude wanted that down so bad
So I didn't watch the full thing
Right
So when I first he had collabed with me
The dude who was back there
And make it love
Did you see it?
Why did he do that?
It was dirty dancing
He's like he's always somewhere dancing
Literally I had him on my story
That night just dancing
dancing like a job turkey.
So him and the girl were like dancing, having sex on the dance.
Yeah, that was all that.
But my thing is, why are y'all doing?
Are y'all powder?
Like, what are y'all doing?
Girl, so.
Didn't want to walk by the video?
She was like, like, what the heck?
So in the video, it's a guy, he's super cute.
He's super handsome.
It's a little, he's a black guy for Mississippi, and he does sign language.
So he taught me how to say 520 somewhere.
And so when I seen that, I just collabed with him on the thing.
Well, after they were dirty dancing, he went into the scene off of Don't Be a Minutes to where they was hump and dancing naked on the dance floor.
And got my page flagged again.
Shut up.
I said, I'm not collaborating with nobody.
No, I just can't go live.
I'm never going to get to monetize off Instagram.
Yes, you are.
Girl.
I already can't now.
At first, it wasn't until July.
And I don't know why.
And now this, it's over.
Yeah.
But.
But you, just right on lead, that's what I did the last time when they tried to play with us and be, like,
Like, it wasn't my video.
I'm going to have you help me.
But so y'all want to learn 520 somewhere in, I was about saying Spanish.
In sign language?
Magento.
Come on.
I don't know.
So it's five.
Guess what 20 is?
20.
20.
Oh, no.
That's right.
Five, 20 somewhere.
Okay.
5.
20 somewhere.
Isn't that so cute?
Yeah, he's so handsome.
He came up to me and was like, do you remember me?
I'm like, no.
He was like,
I was in the club, but you bought me a drink except that I was so fine.
I'm like, you are fine.
So he's not deaf.
He just knows.
Both of his parents are.
Oh, cute.
And they met, I'm just telling all this business.
And they met here at our deaf school.
You know, we got like one of the top deaf schools.
Yeah.
Ain't it on.
Behind the fairgrounds, I think.
Close to the fairgrounds.
No, it's not.
No, it's right.
It's right.
It's like, it's all Westfield or something.
Maybe I'm thinking of the blind school.
Is it different?
It's like coming up on Marine College.
Blind and deaf.
It's the blind school of the deaf and blind
I don't know y'all well
shout out of our tutor
his name was Jay Black
so he go follow him
he was teaching Lance Niel
like their little basketball terms
and sign language and stuff like that
it was really cute
cute but
welcome back to the couch
welcome back to the couch
I got a question for y'all
what's kind of like a scenario
and without
saying you lost the fight
tell me you lost the fight
she got me good
one time
it wasn't my best
he wasn't my best fight
all she did was pull my hair
they was in her
but I still look pretty
like the comments on the thing
I've seen it on Instagram
I was like she didn't post the whole video
ma'am the whole video was posted
that's what it's supposed to be tell me
you lost the fight without telling me
I got her the first round
listen they jumped me
it was one person meal
like what are we doing
I heard y'all with some headbusters back in the day.
That's why y'all couldn't relate.
I was going to say, listen, I ain't never really had to say that or explain an L for real.
I got beat up one time and I was younger and I tried to fight a girl that was in middle school.
I was in elementary.
She was in middle school.
Went to go father.
Oh, damn.
You was fine young.
She tore my ass up.
I was just like the stings.
Every time she hit me, stinging, stinging.
She did that wrong.
I was with where I grew up at.
Right there.
I ran home to my granny house.
I was like, I hate this bitch.
I'm sorry.
She damn wrong.
They were shitty.
They wanted to go fight her, but yeah.
That is so funny.
I wish the hell my daughter would tell me that some middle schooler just beat her up.
But the thing is, I started with her.
That's what you get.
Sit your ears down.
My son, it was my son.
He just asked me yesterday.
He was like, Mama, has T.
Has T.T. ever slapped you?
And I was like, yeah.
He said.
has she ever punched you?
And I was like, for sure.
And he was like, so did y'all ever fight?
I'm like, what?
I don't fall her more times than I fought anybody in my life.
Me?
He's talking about me.
He's talking about you.
Yeah.
We didn't slap them punched on each other since.
And it's just so crazy because like we used to fight so much when we was younger.
But it's like the older you get and you get into it with your siblings.
Like if you bump, we liable to never speak again.
Yeah.
Like, you really be, even in a moment where you like, damn, I really want to put this on this bitch.
But you'll just be like, I don't want to fight my sister.
I really don't want to take it there with you.
I was the only girl in my house.
Like, my dad has girls.
But so I never experienced that.
And I've never really fought my little brothers.
But they used to fight.
Like, my little brother, they used to chase each other with knives and forks and all kind of crazy stuff.
And I would just be looking at them like, but y'all brothers, man, stop.
Look, them sibling fights.
It goes down in Chinatown.
When I say, like, them be the worst fights.
Like, I could fight Joe Schmole off the streets.
I'd rather fight one of you bitches.
I don't want to fight her.
Especially you be in the house.
There's not nobody there to break it up.
To break it up.
All right.
Y'all still going to.
It's crazy.
Y'all be fucked up.
I mean, I remember we fought somebody that we went to high school with just reminded me.
They sent me a picture of our last day of senior year.
And he was like, yeah, and you said you had to scratch on your forehead because you and Trop fought the night before.
I'm like, yeah.
we did and we was fucked up at graduation and everything oh y'all was fighting up until high school
when did y'nack and my back girl shit yesterday we haven't the marathon continues
did you used to fight your sister that's crazy but i'm sure y'all stopped for real at a certain age
yeah like middle school because you're the oldest right yeah yeah i didn't fight my brothers like
that. I don't know. Because I'm way too old. But my brother
father founder me. He's two years younger than me. But we just didn't fight. I don't know.
They fought each other because what are we fighting for? I'm in my room. Y'all get the hell
away from me. Yeah. My sister, she'll look crazy though. She's a Gemina.
Shout out to the Gemini. We got a Gemini sister too.
She used to chase me with knives and stuff. That's something that sounds about right.
Did you pull a knife out on me before, bitch? No. Yes. I think you.
did when you were pregnant.
No, I did not.
I put a knife out on.
Oh.
Chat, did y'all use to fight y'all siblings like cats and dogs?
I want to hear about it in the comments because I don't know.
I can't relate.
I think that's crazy.
Stop pulling your sister's hair.
It get real in the field, for real.
Let's change lanes.
Let's get into our game, Kiki.
Okay, so I hope y'all got your questions ready.
I don't do you.
I have one ready.
I'm getting out the mud.
Okay, you can go last B.
Okay.
All right, so basically take a shot if you cannot name a player off of Space Jam that's not Michael Jordan.
Like a, that was a real NBA player?
Yep.
On Space Team.
Don't look at all, can I name it now?
Can I name it?
Go ahead.
Don't see.
That's arguing.
Good job.
Guess what?
I'm about to cheat.
LeBron James.
No.
The new Space Jam.
You didn't specify
No, because wait, what is it called Space Jam?
It is.
No, I said except for Michael Jordan
So you know which one I'm talking about
From that one
Marley Anthony on there
No man
All right, take a show
Who was on there?
Charles Barkley
I knew that
Who else?
Even Larry Burr was on there
Was Scottie Pippin on there?
Was he?
Mozy Bose
Who's the short guy?
He was, I just said that.
What's his name?
Mugsy Bo.
Oh.
Mugsy Bo.
That was a good one.
Oh, shit.
I just took a shot.
I don't know why.
You just wanted to drink.
You got mine, milk.
Oh, you sent your question.
You was ready.
Girl, what?
So take a shot if you don't know who this is.
Oh, I know who that is.
Wait.
Can I say it?
No, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
That is.
We got to say it together.
Let me know when you get it.
She?
No, that ain't her.
Nope, I don't know.
You don't know?
Okay.
I do.
I think I know.
Who is it?
Asia Wilson.
Yay!
Okay, that's who I was going to say, but the red hair is throwing me off.
Take a shot.
No, I promised I was going to say Asia Wilson because I was about to say she's really popping and she goes.
You forfeited.
No, I'll take my shot.
And she goes with bam.
Oh, wait, I'll keep taking shots too.
What the fuck.
That didn't look like her, though.
She had a lot of makeup here.
Can you put up a regular picture?
And she was the MVP, y'all.
Just so y'all know.
Because when I felt so proud of myself because this dude was like, name, he wanted this girl to identify five of the WNBA players.
and I got like three of them out of there.
That doesn't look like her.
That was a bad picture trap.
No, you can tell it's her because of her face.
Yeah, I guess.
I know who Asia Wilson is, though.
The other one, the first picture I had was her and her pink wig.
I didn't want to use that.
I felt like that one would throw it off.
That picture you used was really Tito.
Yeah, I liked to use good pictures.
That was a really good picture.
But yeah, I didn't know her from.
That pink wig with the bangs?
Yeah.
So we go in sports?
No, it don't have to be.
That is so funny that we both did sports things
I want to stay in the sports thing too
Name someone
Off of
The Spurs team that's not Wimby
Fuck
Deerian
Okay
Last name
Why you couldn't say
Uh
Deerian
I only know his name because my baby
Fuck
Is it
Jonathan
It's an animal
I don't
fucking I know. I know his name is Deerian, so I'm cool.
Okay, you got it. What about you?
Girl, I don't know.
Technically, you don't have it.
Deerian.
I thought it's an animal.
It's not Deerian.
It's not.
Deeran.
Deeran.
Okay.
Now, you name one.
It's my question.
Bitch, no.
No.
That's not how this is, though.
You got us.
You got us best up.
Wait, I was watching it.
And let's see, off of the spurs.
Um, it's, um, I don't know.
I know Wendy.
I know Deerian Fox or how you say his name?
Deeran.
And it's a
It's another one.
It's another one.
He's short.
Here she go.
I don't know.
The really cute characteristics do not count.
Physical traits do not count.
People be knowing what I be talking about.
Okay.
So you don't got one?
I already took my shot.
All right.
One more round.
Yeah, drink up.
Again?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
Another round.
Okay.
She's talking about herself.
Oh, okay.
Okay. All right. Fit check, fit check. Get your clap. Starting with trap. And the girl he said to start naming what we got on. They want links. They won't. Everything is trope is going to be. Saxeuf. Neiman Marcus. Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior. Prada, Botega, Botega Badi. Where's the dress from?
Amazon. Okay. Amazon. We love a good phone. But usually the closest Amazon. And just my shoes is.
Yes, Christian Dior.
Shoes slides today in a
Botega purse.
The maxi, because they said we don't be wearing
Maxis no more. They said all we be wearing
is a...
A geortz.
We love a good maxi dress.
Where are we dropping? Where are we from, Kiki?
Top rainbow.
Hey, come on. We love a good rainbow. Fine.
Sheen.
Louis on the slides.
And the boobs is boobing.
And I was trying to look. Is they...
Miami.
Are they pierced?
No, we've got them big nipples.
We've not talked about this before.
My mom nipples.
Nothing to see.
Mom nipples.
They don't look big.
Let me see.
Well, you thought they was pierced.
They look nice.
I looked like your nipples.
Thanks, man.
Oh, you're, and you're big.
It's all right here.
She got them party.
Oh, I was going to.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I meant to show you my boobs and ask you
could find my scar.
I see your boobs when he was in Austin.
I'll find it.
Oh, Mount volunteers is tribute.
If you show me.
Five 20 somewhere.
You're a great guy.
Amazon yoga pan.
And then some Kirk got your little platforms that were on sale a few years ago.
Those are cute.
Thank you.
The white looks really dingy.
So please, let's keep the camera up.
What the fuck?
Dusty feet.
Please don't bother me.
That's pretty embarrassing.
I got independent dimes on my mind.
Who spoiled me?
I got a question, though.
What?
So when me and the guys were pie and we was like, have y'all, you know, have y'all
ever like had an experience like where somebody stunk have y'all ever had an experience like that like
if the dude stunk or you had like a little situation going on i don't have any good boss smell like
mustard experience you and a pal in Montreal and oceaga with four nights at residence in
downtown Montreal flights from porter airlines two weekend gold tickets and one thousand dollars
of cash lord zara larsen dame gray somber 21 pilots and
More. Download iHeart Radio. Listen to IHeart new music for 10 minutes and enter to win.
Osiaga, 26. Every day you listen is another chance to win.
In the moment, it felt like it was going on forever. I didn't think I was going to live. I was terrified.
There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.
That was your first murder case?
Yes, yeah.
say this was the biggest case of your career? Yes, sir.
Rape the murder for a child. Just as bad as it gets. I would think so.
Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Creveith and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
I said I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grief.
Listen to the devil's quarry on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
And to hear the devil's quarry ad free with exclusive content,
subscribe to Lobba for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby.
Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people,
like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges.
I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer,
and that was more difficult.
There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression.
I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety.
Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I love the sounds, the buzzing from the stadium, the chanting from the fans, the announcers calling the place soccer, football, at home.
Why do I watch the World Cup?
That's like asking me, why do I breed?
I inherited that fandom from my mom.
It's a connecting force.
From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernando Chavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots.
We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great.
A soccer game is a festival. It's not just a game. It's your culture.
I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull.
It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though.
Are they the only ones that don't like that?
Nobody likes that.
As we get ready for the men's World Cup this summer,
listen to American Football as part of the My Coutura Podcast Network,
available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mustard is insane.
Mustard?
Yeah, there was a little torn.
Mustard?
I'm like, who the fuck was you cracking?
Did you see it through?
Yeah, I ain't licked the balls, though, that way.
Okay, Fred.
Y'all left the balls alone.
But I didn't like,
Mustard?
He had a stanky girl before he came to you.
Exactly.
That's what that gave.
And then, of course, my P.H was thrown by a few days later.
I'm like, I'm a living back home.
He can fucking, huh?
Then you was passing out stanky cat.
No, I wasn't hot, bitch.
I went to that motherfucker.
I went and got the fucking, uh,
right away.
Prescription.
I don't play that shit.
Uh-oh.
Be, me, baby.
Hey, did you all see that real with the saxophones getting louder?
after you crack a digger and they start getting louder and louder because you know your pH
about to be thrown.
No, it's crazy.
I don't ever know when that's coming.
No, you start mentally in your head like, oh.
Man, I've seen, no, y'all, I've seen a comment on this.
It was this guy's post, right, and he's cute.
He was fine.
This girl in the comments going to say, brawl and until the room stink.
Next.
I'm like, we was like, everybody in the comments like, hey, this bitch is funny.
Yeah, she's wild for that.
We're going to dance till we must be up in this mother.
No, for real.
Because, hey, if you get like an all-nighter, it might.
It's going to smell like sweaty booty.
It's going to smell like sex.
Sweaty booty, sweaty balls.
It's going to smell like sex in there.
Y'all know I'll be going through my little phase.
It ain't in a phase.
I'm gay.
So you never had it?
You never experienced some sweaty, stinky balls.
Yeah, and I probably, back in my hey days, gave out some stanky-cucci.
I'm just keep it real with y'all here.
I'd be trying to keep it real with y'all.
You know?
I'm sure.
Sometimes.
And like you said, like Max said.
Only when you got in hell stick, though.
You really don't got no reason to be maneuvering out in the world.
Well, unless you go on, unless you're cracking after the club or you've been out all day or something.
And that's what I was about to say, Matthew, you're talking about the girls that dance in the club.
That's me.
So if you won't crack me after the club.
My girl.
No, Lezondo.
Proceed at your own wrist.
gonna be like i might have been bamping this ass all night it might smell like bounce that ass
bounce that ass oh no but my head sweaty a dusky as fragrance modusi but men like that
they do they're like hey i ain't gonna hold you i had a nigger who used to be like hey can you
just try not to take a shower all day i hate to cut you out they like that little that little
no let's fair amount de twang let's revisit this and i'm gonna revisit it again on club 520 because
I was also out this weekend and the guy was like, yeah, they'd be roasting you on 520.
I'm like, yeah, they do.
He was like, man, when Jeff said, y'all get up there stink.
He did that.
Yeah, that was crazy.
No, why was this thing?
Now people think I'm saying, uh-uh, Barb ain't never.
Like, why would he get on here a lot like that?
What the hell was that about?
Y'all be watching about.
Okay, listen, on daddy.
Did you smell anything?
Did you fart or something that day?
No, like, oh, not just.
I think he said.
Was he just trolling?
Like, that's what I want to.
No, I'm talking about that the day of.
Was he just throwing or did you fart that day?
No, this is the thing.
I don't know what day it was.
And I, this is the thing.
If I ever stunk, I just, I'm a smell it first.
I ain't never smelled myself around these niggas, nor do I even be close enough for Jeff, for Jeff to smell me.
But he was just being an asshole.
But the way everybody in the studio went up in a roar, they must have been talking about me.
I must have stanked a little bit.
I don't know.
Really?
Must have been sitting on that flight getting from the back of the bathroom.
room. I might have been a little tart or so I don't know.
You're human barb. It's okay. I didn't stink. I ain't claiming that shit. Yeah, no, we're not
claiming that. So how somebody comes to the club was like, yeah, y'all get up there, stink. I did the
same thing, Dr. Deer. I did that in the club. I said, smell it. It don't stink.
Get up there is insane. Insane. That means you stink for real. You stink for real.
You know, the work part too. Because it's one thing for a man to be up close and personal with you
and be like, oh, yeah. It was a little, a little twain to, but like to say, but to say,
my get-up air stink.
Yeah.
On national television.
For millions to see.
You can't even smell me through this camera for real, so I can't even debunk the
So now people just think I stink.
And then this other dude told my friend, y'all heard something about her the other day, and it was that same week.
I said, people think I stink.
No, they don't.
I opened the door for you earlier.
You smell like flowers and rainbows.
Yeah.
I ain't going to.
Mark, I didn't know what you was about to say.
But, yeah.
He was about to troll like his own.
I was what?
You started me mugging me?
Yeah, because what?
You said I opened the door for you.
I thought you were about to say, I hit me a little bit.
The wind blew.
I don't think.
I don't think.
I take good care of myself.
Enough about stank your ass.
We can vouch.
We be, I don't have been up close and personal.
We didn't share hotel rooms and everything.
Yep.
She's good at all.
Thank you.
And I'd dance around them until I was musty.
Yeah.
So.
ass all in my face
Oh yeah
You know how girls do we be doing this?
Yeah
Smill it
And get a whiff
A wiff of nothing
So yeah
Okay
Don't put that smut on her
So by the way
I really want y'all to know
That I was really a warrior last week
Because you all understand that I went to
I went to Atlanta
And then as soon as I got off the plane
We hit the road
I was wondering what she was doing in Atlanta
I was getting my braille
microbladed. You know what I was doing.
Yep. Also,
by the way, speaking of my brain, so I was
trying to do a heavy bang because
they're still like in their little ugly
phase right now. They're like peeling and
getting lighter and, you know, they go through stages
because you had that before. I didn't even went back
for my second round. So you're going back to Atlanta for your second round?
Yeah, I'm going to go in a couple months. You rich.
But, uh,
so that wasn't my first time going. Remember I
dragged you to Atlanta before like years ago?
Annoying. And it's
so crazy because we stopped. It was
It was actually horrible.
I don't even think it was going to be that bad.
Just her.
I hate going places.
And she drove the whole way there and back.
You hate it because she's a passenger princess or just?
Yes.
She's lazy.
She just want to sleep.
I ordered us some food because like she got her eyebrows done.
So I'm like, we're in a room.
I'm like, oh, I ordered us some food.
Got us some little drinky drink.
This bitch sleep.
Yeah.
She went to sleep in Nashville.
You're so lame.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You just didn't sleep through any.
activities though.
No, well, we were still ready to go out.
He was like, I need a nap and I just wanted to respect everybody on the thing.
So it was cool.
Yeah, I would have liked to do bad though.
Yeah, I thought I did a new job in Nashville.
She literally just, she just used me to show for her.
No, the fuck, I did not.
I really thought that we were going to have a lit time and I ended up feeling really bad
because we get there.
First of all, we get there and the lady who I was booked with by the way, she's really
like known in that industry.
She's been on like reality television and everything.
girl we get all the way there this bitch cancels the fucking uh appointment to the point where
i'm like texting her i'm calling i'm like look me and my sister just drove eight hours for this
i'm like i'm gonna need you to make some shake right shut up katina she don't be she don't be
tripping now the bag is up because kiki you're about to take two flights there for her brows that's what
i'm talking about she don't need you no more no so anyway so yeah i'm like we got to make some shake
She's like, okay, cool, you can just come to my, come to my house and I'll do it, right?
So then we get there while I get there.
She's trying to butter me up because she knows she just tried to cancel my appointment, right?
So she's like, we're taking shots to Kase Azul and all kind of shit, right?
She too?
No, ma'am, you need to be sober while you're doing tattooing my animal.
I can't remember.
She did or not.
Liquor is a blood thinner.
Yes.
Y'all.
That's not about the same.
So, and literally on the instructions, like the pre-care instructions, it says do not drink
24 hours.
24 hours prior.
right but this is the lady saying let's take shots or whatever i'm like all right you're the expert
girl so she gets to doin my brows right and then i get done i katina comes and picks me up y'all
i am out for the count mind you throughout the appointment she just kept wiping and wiping because
clearly i was bleeding so anyway so then i get back with katina we had all these plans to go out
and have fun and shit y'all i am down bad i'm talking about like can't do shit pimp in distress
We just in the room the whole time because I'm fucking damn their sick.
I don't know what the fuck was going home.
Yeah.
So anyway, then I finally get the courage or the strength to get up.
Go to the bathroom.
We looking in the mirror together.
And I'm like, so do you like them?
This bitch going to say, you look.
Surprise.
I'm just like, I'm going back to bed.
So, yeah, that was basically that.
Girl, get home.
We didn't do shit because I was so sick the whole fucking time.
Get home.
I had a nigga at this time.
He's like, bitch, what the fuck?
happened to your face, girl.
Because my whole, it wasn't even like this.
Like, I don't know.
Her skin was re-acted was swollen.
Atlanta people be scheming.
Like, I mean, my whole shit was like, my whole forehead was falling off.
Her eyebrows looked like sausages.
Is she still popping in the industry?
I think so.
I don't think she's actually in the field for real.
Like, I think she just, like, owns, like, you know, the businesses and stuff like that or
whatever.
But so I had got into my nigger at the time, like, a week or so later.
or whatever and we like on FaceTime and we going back and forth or whatever and I like
roast when I'm really shitty I get to roasting you or whatever he had a friend around him and he was
like uh he was like oh okay you was trying to be funny he was like you was just looking like
Frankenstein now you'll you want to talk shit I was like but them to probably roasting each other
he roasted the fuck out of me I couldn't even be mad no more after that but I'm glad you found
a sufficient artist yeah I feel good about they look good they're there
They're still like, they got to get darker.
Like the skin kills off.
They get lighter and then they get darker.
Be careful.
So with these in the beauty industry.
These people, like you said, will cancel apartments.
They don't be having a license.
They be on bullshit.
So just be careful, y'all.
Just be careful.
Do your research with your doctors too.
And it's crazy because you really don't want to bad mouth nobody, but you should have
bad mouth her.
I don't care.
I'm all supporting black business and stuff like that.
But ma'am.
No, I'm sure she had her appropriate license.
but bitch why the fuck and i already have sensitive skin you don't know that but still it's just
like why would you have us drinking before the appointment yeah they look real good how much
were they um they were like so the initial appointment it was like around five or six
hundred and you it was like 500 i want to say and then um to return it's like two or three
something like that but yeah and there's this other girl she she charged a jito out in
Kelly, she's Asian. She does really good, too.
But I like this girl. If y'all end up
liking the resort, I'm going to let y'all know where I went.
I ain't got no money for it. Sounds good, though.
Words on the rocks. We didn't even introduce our drink.
Brom halfway through mine.
Yeah, so we just ran it back.
The Nashville Nights. It's the watermelon drink.
The recipe is on our page. So make sure y'all tap in.
Tequila. I think on the Nashville nights, I did
lemonade and lemon juice.
I kind of did like a little.
margarita this time but
and you had the watermelon in there
that shit what was that green shit meant
mint meant we had basil upstairs but
I kept that shit in my cup
in my glass and refrigerated
the whole entire time and I kept putting
lemonade and tequila in it so tap
into that recipe it's in our
oh it's in my Nashville drop
it's in my Nashville don't
get into that
you need to make us some
drink like three different drinks one night
so we can do that one train
that one real where they be like
we're gonna do it next episode
please remind me we gotta get here on time
I seen one where they was like
yeah and they was
scissoring yeah
but you gonna be cute
that'll be cute
what
no no
no way no
Wakanda forever is that
so are you doing the anime one
or the freaked out one
we don't know
I don't know
this one girl said like this one girl
went like
That's cute.
I think the freaked-out one would be cute.
Not on this white couch.
You got to do the one where they put the drink on the ass.
Oh, you said a cup on that booty.
That's so fat could sit a cup on that booty.
I need y'all help with the words on the rocks.
When we was in Nashville.
All right.
The men in Nashville were so hospitable.
Like that southern hospitality was amazing.
We was like, I can't even call y'all niggas.
Like, y'all are real men.
Like, y'all are real gentlemen.
But whatever, for whatever reasons, they kept saying oxymoron.
And so Google says it's a figure of speech that deliberately pairs two contradictory.
I'll say that word right?
Contradictory.
Contradictory.
Contradictory.
Or opposing words right next to each other.
And so all of them had these crazy nicknames that just didn't make no sense.
I don't even remember what the last guy.
Well, I do.
Because his name, this, he's going to sell us.
His name was Po.
And then he was like, but I'll go by money.
I'm like, how many, they don't even go together.
He's like, it's like, yeah, it's a little oxymoronic.
I'm like, oh, you're a smart digger.
This was the second person that said it to was that night.
Who was the first?
Red dot.
What did he say?
His name is red eye.
Red eye.
No.
It's red eye or red dye.
One of them.
One of them.
But he said something, he read, but his favorite color blue and he had crip.
He was like, it's an oxymoron.
I was like, okay, we heard it two times in one night.
That's going to be worse on the rocks.
Okay.
Okay. And then words from the block.
I feel like this is Indianapolis inspired out the gate.
Mm-hmm.
Which basically means like, all right, bit or okay.
Use it in a sentence.
Good baby.
Mm-hmm.
Who is a hood baby, me?
Mm-hmm.
I'll be saying out the gate.
I only see what crazy thing is.
You called her a hood baby.
I was about to say, you should say, who's a hood baby.
Me?
I was about to be like, not us.
We're from Mount North.
But a lot of motherfuckers out north be some of the main ones saying it
Because the people out north be trying so hard to be hood
That they got to overly talk in say out the gate and stuff like that
They do. They do. They do.
I'll about say something so messy, but I'm going to leave it alone.
Shout out to the north side.
But it ain't what it used to be though.
What do you mean?
Out of North ain't what it used to be.
It's a little rundown now.
It's, man.
All y'all came from nice two-parent homes.
That's not your.
If that's the case, we can say the same thing about them far east side niggas
niggas and their suburbia-ass houses.
Like, let's not.
Out the mud.
It's out the mud.
Y'all, let's not do this divisive talk.
Man.
Oh, it's the summertime.
Divisive?
All right.
What's that?
Words on the rocks.
Like dividing.
Dividing each other.
We are all one city.
Stop the violence.
Whatever.
we are in the era of diaspora wars, gender wars.
This is like the whole, like black people, for instance, all the different versions of black people.
I like like black is a diaspora.
Like we've got so many different.
We've got black Latinos.
Pride is like love.
You feel it in your heart.
IAR Radio.
Canada's number one streaming app for radio and podcasts, including IHart Pride Canada, your favorite hits.
must have party bangers, plus personalized and curated playlists, like back in the day pride.
Come together, celebrate love.
Take pride with you anytime, anywhere.
Just ask your smart speaker to play IHart Pride Canada.
Stream us on your phone.
Or listen now at iHeartRadio.ca.
In the moment, it felt like it was going on forever.
I didn't think I was going to live.
I was terrified.
There was no anything inside those eyes.
They turned black.
It scared the hell out of me.
That was your first murder case?
Yes, sir.
Fear to say this was the biggest case of your career?
Yes, sir.
Rape a murder for a child.
Just as bad as it gets.
I would think so.
People wake up.
I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Crevette and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse,
appearing unfazed after being sent.
sentence to the maximum.
I said, I'm not guilty.
I'll take it to the grief.
Listen to the devil's quarry on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
And to hear the devil's quarry ad free with exclusive content, subscribe to LaVille for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby.
Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people,
Like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges.
I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer.
And that was more difficult.
There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression.
I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety.
Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I love the sounds.
The buzzing from the stadium, the chanting from the fans,
the announcers calling the place soccer, football.
at home. Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like asking me, why do I breed? I inherited that
fandom from my mom. I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios,
I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S.
and its underdog roots. We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great.
A soccer game is a festival.
It's not just a game.
It's your culture.
I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull.
It is an American game.
The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though.
Are they the only ones that don't like that?
Nobody likes that.
As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer,
listen to American Football as part of the MyCultura podcast network,
available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
We've got black Americans.
But they make you date dimmer make you take it your first year.
USA wasn't worried about including nobody and nothing.
Yeah, I believe.
Okay.
All right, we're moving.
We're moving.
Who, what?
Huh?
I look to USA.
They didn't have to write diaspora studies at her school.
All they see.
Keep it, keep it cute, keep it cute.
It's the summertime.
And we talked about this last, last week, but not on the episode.
These moms with these.
with these big old fat booties taking their kids to the parks.
What is the proper attire for a woman at a family pool?
Just at least attempt some coverage.
Like, don't have the, because you know, a lot of the bikinis now that they sell,
they're, like, pretty cheeky.
Like, don't have no phone, no G-string, no super cheeky as bathing suit on
at the water parker, the family pool.
Stay that for the beach.
Or say that for, yeah, vacation or when a nigga fly you out to Miami to get cracked, save it for that.
He flew me out to Miami to get cracked and we went to a pool and it was kids there and I had this song on.
So what?
See, that's why when we go on vacation, it's over.
It's adults only resort, baby.
Everybody starts subscribing to Patreon right now if you're not already because the truth is.
It's about.
It's about to be 520 somewhere in the motherfucking traffic.
Y'all ain't ready.
Oh, they're ready.
Happy birthday to the twins.
I cannot wait.
We couldn't have.
Our birthday trip, y'all.
Shout out to our sponsor, Young Malk.
We got the best producer in the industry.
He sponsored our trip for the girls' birthdays.
And I mean, like, yeah, because he no Barbie ain't got no job.
He said he had to go be a male jigolo for a week to sponsor our trip.
Mm-hmm.
And we don't even want to turn it to get it.
So.
Spirit ain't flying.
out no more. So if it wasn't for milk, I wouldn't be able to make the trip. So I just want to say
thank you, motion, Malk. You are my favorite, favorite. Friot, Y.N. You are appreciated. There
he go. He didn't even want to turn and look at it. Where all my skin, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
spin that shit, Malk. My son was singing that song. I said, Lord, spend that shit, son,
spin that shit. But we didn't say, shout out to all the Geminize. Happy belated birthday to Jeff.
My son's birthday is this weekend.
I hope that he gets taller and he goes to the NBA and be like you so he can buy me a nice house and a nice car.
Let's start training him now.
Amen.
He said, I need to give him some pills or stretch him or do something with the little boy.
Let's get to doing it because his father.
He'll hit his little gross.
Girl, his daddy this big.
I'm this big.
Maybe not.
He might get to be a point of his dad.
Malk, this height of his daddy.
I'm told him about it.
Not your daddy.
His daddy.
I'll tell you, Malk.
taller in
how tall it
yeah you might be
taller about baby daddy
you know what they say
about the body count
you know you gotta take
an inch or two off
right
so milk
really 59
5 8
5 8
he's
tolerant in all of us
that's all that
yeah
is he he's taller
don't do milk
girl no
no but it's like
he's taller
that's just don't
get up
iristhine
when you
when you get
when you stand
next to mouth though
he's taller
than what he gets.
Like one time I stood up next time, I'm like, oh, you're taller than I thought you were.
You know what is so funny?
I said that when he came.
I'm like, damn, you look, you're taller than you look.
Oh, okay.
Is he not taller than he is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Them compact niggins.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'd be like, oh, okay, you got a got a head on me.
Crazy.
Compact niggas is crazy.
As long as you got a head on me and I'm tall old, you still taller than you.
You still taller than heels.
That's all that.
That's the biggest thing.
Just be taller than me heels.
Um, not the same height.
Not the same height.
Taller.
At least a couple inches taller.
So that means they need to be a little over six feet.
No.
Girl, you're five three.
I'm five three and I wear eight inch heels.
No you don't, baby.
Girl, I be wearing fucking platforms and kitten heels.
I don't even make those.
Drop the video milk.
You had enough of my shit?
Five three.
And I'm five, five brown eyes real thick in the thighs.
That's me.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've seen this.
Y'all know how you be talking about
niggas ain't men and da-da-da.
I say I just want your reaction to this.
It's about to piss us all.
Y'all.
What did he get in the car and do?
Hopefully call the police on himself.
He's getting in the car while she turned that jacket up.
In the rain.
He's not even holding the umbrella.
This real king shit right here.
You like that?
I hope you would never do no woman like that.
You like that, Chosellanza?
Listen, happy pride month to him.
He paying all the bills.
No, I doubt it.
He don't even, he know, his outfit don't even look like he paid bills.
He got on cross.
Look at his hair.
And if he paid all the bills, sir, I will hope that he was paying for AAA.
And he's in her car.
That's why he, he don't got a car.
He's in her car.
That's why he doing that.
He's letting her handle her business with her car.
Like, niggie, you already riding in my car.
You don't have a car.
No big of wheels
I'd be damned if I fucking non-man
ass nigga
Yeah
Yeah
You're not even helping
Hello
I will be if she
I don't know if she know what she's doing or not
She could just like walk it
Walk him through it while as he does it
I'm going to delegate the task to you
What this is disgusting
Bitch you're walking home
And this is
I would have left the car
Before I did that
To the man who watch this show
And then they judge us
Like this is what's wrong
The caliber.
Like, hello, do y'all not see what your peers are doing?
Like, this is lame.
And still, it goes back to women holding these niggas accountable.
You ten toes down for a nigga not going to get your ten toes done.
What are we doing?
A bar.
This is crazy.
That is so ugly.
She need to get up.
Girl, get up.
Like, girl.
Get up.
And he would be walking home.
Like, man.
It's cool.
I'm gonna call my other nigga again.
Like literally.
No, for real.
But then he'd be ready to, you know, do the most in.
No, bitch, you gotta go because I'm calling my.
What we said last week?
My old nigger or somebody like, hey, I'm here with this nigga.
He's not trying to help me with my entire king.
Can you please send somebody here?
After the weekend, I had, I'm, team YN.
Team YN.
And so I'm not going to let you say that we got to call the old nigga for that.
Just call the right YN.
I'm not talking about an old nigger.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm saying a past nigga.
Like the nigger who always take care of handle shit.
That is so funny.
I literally called a nigga.
I called, this was a long time ago.
But I just was on some drunk shit one night.
And I like acted like my was like my tire was fucked up.
And I just called my old nigga and he was really going to come right to see me.
I'm like, thank you.
That's the drunk shit you be on.
That's one thing about it.
We always got somebody we can call.
I don't be.
I don't.
You don't?
You don't?
Yes, you do.
I'm talking about even distance.
It's like people, I, I ain't talked to in years.
But I bet you if it's an urgency or an emergency, I could call.
I can call.
I'm just kidding.
Drop everything.
Thank you.
I just made me think I need to send him my new number just for GP.
I need to see him my new number.
Yeah.
But yeah, I'm Malk.
You join the team?
Y-Ns.
Yeah.
Listen, take me through that.
All right.
Okay, he was getting put through the mattress.
Allegedly.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I just said out of good time.
Why I can begin putting?
Oh, damn, we didn't do that.
Oh, matter of fact, curveball.
Take a shot if you were the one who most recently got cracked.
Drink up, B.
Kiki.
What?
What you've been doing?
I ain't been doing a fuck-ass thing.
It's been almost a month for me.
It's been like.
So I think I'm out of running.
Malk, are you in this?
You're in the game.
Malk last night.
Last night.
He got some morning, Coochie.
Who, who, it's got to be between y'all too.
Five 20 everywhere.
Come on, Barbie, let's take a shot to you.
Oh, okay.
They're going to take that the wrong way.
Malk is not the Y and I was cracking this weekend.
No, it wasn't Mouth.
No, it wasn't him.
Disclaimer.
Not this.
They're going to clip that up.
They're going to be like, oh, my God.
Barbie's cracking Malk.
Malk is 22, y'all.
Take me to jail.
I'm 22.
Take me to jail.
But yeah, I'm over.
I'm, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Stella got her groove back.
Oh, but I wanted to say this during fit check.
I forgot.
If you could get any team jersey turned into a fire-ass jersey dress, which one you're going to choose?
The Pacers?
Yeah, Pacers, but if we're going off of colors.
I think the Pistons jersey is really cute
If we just saw off the strictly colors
Like a fire
Like a fire-ass look
Shout out to the Paceous
Celtics, I like green
Green is pretty green
I love green
I want the throwback
Charlotte Jersey
Cute
That's so fire
It's so fire
That is cute
So you made up your mind
You on team YN
Look at it
He has me
I'm just saying
He said
Come on a nice
You feel your old niggas and they all got something to say.
Oh, yeah, you was just, you, yeah.
Oh, God, my old.
Sorry.
When this get clipped up, my ass is grass.
He's going to be like, this is Mr. Biggs.
Say how you're doing Mr. Biggs?
Because he'd be in tapped in.
He'll call.
He's going to leave a voicemail because that's what they do.
And I'm going to play it on my, on my album.
The vibe, the vibe was different when it?
The vibe was, and I can say that he asked.
Y'all, he's intrigued.
Malc's federal.
Malk, I don't need you to get my phone cut on your phone.
Y. Y.
But no, the vibe's there.
He was old.
He acted more mature.
He wasn't that young.
He's not that young.
He's about four years younger to me.
He young and act mature.
Mm-hmm.
I know.
Malk.
Don't do that because you're very childish.
You was very childish.
So childish in a group chat.
Like, why was you playing with me like that today?
What was the reason?
I just sent it.
I thought it was funny.
He hell, y'all.
I was just waiting on him to.
troll y'all i'm like okay so it's just me okay it was a real went viral on patreon oh that was from the
um the 520 universe oh they stayed clipping kiki up they stayed catching you in action bro they
did that on the one-on-one video oh my gosh katina texts me she said bitch they got you good
what she was like the one-on-one video where she was like her ass it no y'all y'all y'all I bit
said this. I did not make this up.
I take those biggest L's on the
couch, y'all.
Every time. That still, they got
her hurt. Oh my gosh. It's so
funny. I'm like, bitch. Let it go.
Let it go. Okay, but I'm like,
we got to delete this
comment. She said, bitch, delete it.
They got you too good.
They had her ass talking about some
like that.
You looked like the
You look like the
coffee and my beat.
I'm a way.
Oh, it's his name.
Now, I gotta see this.
You looked like the cockroach of men and black?
No, fucking alien when he got on the human skin.
Yeah, I know what you talking about?
Edgar.
Oh, Edgar.
Bro, she looked like that.
When he was just the skin.
Oh, that is so funny.
I got to see the standstill of child.
Men and black was a good movie.
That was a good-ass movie.
Y'all, you got me fucked up.
Right there.
Right there.
You didn't look like that.
Right there.
Yep, that one.
She kind of looked like.
He had, they had her looking like that.
She was bowling hard.
He was a dance.
Sugar. Water. More. More sugar.
Y'all are fucking busted. What?
That's what she was. I really did. I know I looked like that because I already knew what you was talking about.
I'm glad you knew.
And then back to me just being a girly pop. My favorite thing from, shout out to the Knicks.
My favorite thing is just. Shout out to the next. Shout out to the next.
Shout out to the next.
Y'all know I don't care about sports.
I mean, at least it stayed in the east, I guess.
But I just liked everybody in the audience.
The fits were going, you know, New York's some fly-ass people.
So the fits were going crazy.
That's all I was looking at.
Big Purge wife.
With the Tims and shit?
Oh, no, they had that shit on.
Happy Pride Month, Toronto.
Pride is an opportunity for you to create your own space.
To celebrate your existence.
Iheart Radio is proud to be an official sponsor of Pride Toronto Festival
and we won't stop.
Celebrate Pride.
Turn up the love and listen to IHeart Pride Canada.
Your 24-7 radio stream and the only playlist you need for your Toronto Pride celebrations.
Pride is so great because it gives a whole bunch of people this visibility that they've never had before.
We have a ton to celebrate Toronto.
Happy Pride.
IHeart Radio.
In the moment, it felt like it was going on forever.
I didn't think I was going to live.
I was terrified.
There was no anything in.
Inside those eyes, they turned black.
It scared the hell out of me.
That was your first murder case?
Yes, sir.
Fear to say this was the biggest case of your career?
Yes, sir.
Rape a murder for a child.
Just as bad as it gets.
I would think so.
People wake up.
I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivac and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse,
appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
I said I'm not guilty.
I'll take it to the green.
Listen to the Devil's Quarry on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
And to hear The Devil's Quarry ad free with exclusive content, subscribe to Love for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby.
Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people,
like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce, health.
challenges. I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer,
and that was more difficult. There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression.
I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I love the sounds, the buzzing from the stadium,
the chanting from the fans, the announcers calling the place soccer, football, at home.
Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like I.
asking me, why do I breed?
I inherited that fandom from my mom.
I like watching it with my dad.
It's a connecting force.
From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernando Chavari,
and this is American Football,
a show about soccer culture in the U.S.
and its underdog roots.
We go beyond the game
to the people and the stories that make it great.
A soccer game is a festival.
It's not just a game.
It's your culture.
I took an elbow to.
my head which cracked my skull.
It is an American game.
The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though.
Are they the only ones that don't like that?
Nobody likes that.
As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer,
listen to American Football as part of the My Coutura podcast network,
available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Like Big Pur's wife, Jordan.
Oh, yeah, she's coming true.
Big Kerr, I'm like, what the hell.
Big Cat.
Jordan, yeah, I'm happy for her.
I'm happy.
I'm definitely happy for her.
Fiona Taylor was looking fire.
Like, the fits was crazy.
I didn't see Kylie.
I keep seeing Kylie.
I didn't see her this last game, though, but baby the fits be crazy in the audience.
I love that.
New York is a fly-ass state.
I'm sure.
They're on cloud.
Was you like, so you just met him?
Was you nervous?
Was you nervous?
Was you nervous?
Were you nervous?
Oh, no, but I made him in my DMs.
I met him in my DMs.
You met in the DM?
We've been talking and then we just started spotter for her.
I'm going to circle back to that after you tell us.
Oh, I'm being so messy.
Oh, I'm going to cry.
Oh, Jesus.
I didn't crack him.
We were allegedly, we were lying.
I didn't crack him.
But I, this is embarrassing.
Coach, I went on this too.
Did you already take the shy?
You can't take it back now.
Quit trying to appease to that old man.
I'm so sorry, Joel.
Not that Earl
Earl
Yeah you was like
I was talking about like
I don't like me new men
I don't like nothing new
You're responding to DMs
And that's the thing
That's what I was gonna circle back to
I had decided like a few months back
I am not responding to DMs anymore
Because if it's like a nigga
Right me or putting some hard eyes
And I know him or something
Then I might be like thank you
There's no response to hard eyes
Or like if somebody like say something
who I know, then I might respond
conversationally. But as far
as like the men who shoot they shot
in a DM, not responding
to you. I don't know you, like, I'm not
responding to you. Just because
so, like,
unintentional. He waited
for 90 days, Mel. I didn't either. I would, I would
do like twos and fused, maybe.
But now I'm not doing none
of that because it's just like
you could like CC10 bitches
when you don't wrote me. I ain't worried
about that. I mean, it's just
It's like, it's just no, there's, it's not intentional at all.
Like, you just, I'm like, this one.
I feel like a nigga could DM 10 bitches and just see which one.
Literally wake up, big heart.
See?
And that's why I don't DM niggas back no more.
I feel that though.
Did he verify?
Yes.
Yeah.
But that was my thing.
I was like, I really wanted somebody to like approach me in person.
Yeah.
Like shit.
Because how do you filter out the DMs to say, this is a weirdo.
He ain't talking about shit.
Da-da-da.
It's hard.
Right.
But the vibes was just there.
He waited the 90 days.
and I guess because it wasn't in person.
But anyway, I was going somewhere with this.
It still counts.
Yeah, 90 days.
But I don't know.
I had a point.
I missed it.
I had a flashback.
So, yeah, I don't like nothing new.
I like what I'm used to.
I don't really like that.
That's what I was saying, though.
Remember we were saying, you guys were saying that y'all wanted something from out of town.
Y'all, y'all want to expand out the Midwest.
So how are you going to meet them?
Definitely probably.
In the DMs.
I was saying a little something out of town when we were.
out of town?
A little something.
Who can chew?
Habibi.
No.
What?
She's crying.
She can own a gas station right now.
She ain't talking about shit.
What?
He was in there like, Shabay.
Oh my gosh.
He was like, what did me y'all number for if you wasn't going to text?
Because Kiki be on bullshit.
You know, do y'all that calling niggas A-Rabs is like
racist?
No, no, no.
It's like some urban shit.
One time I called, I said A-Rab in front of my daughter.
in front of my daughter and she was like, mommy, Arab?
I was like, oh, I guess that is, there are Arabs.
Like, she's like, yeah, like, what's an Arab?
And I'm like, whoa, is that some urban shit to be calling them Arabs?
I mean, but the thing is, it's Arabian.
I know, but regular people.
And that don't go with Arab or Arab.
Yes, it does.
Arabian, Arab.
Arabian, that's
No, Arabian and Arab
don't sound the same.
Yeah, but they're the same thing.
I know that, but I'm saying we can say Arab
because that's some urban shit.
If you're saying Arab, you're probably urban.
Regular people say Arab.
Damn.
This show is so insurious.
No, because what the fuck was that?
All right, anyway
So
Fuck new niggas
No, not fucking
Yeah, fuck these new niggas
Oh wait yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, because you
I don't know
I don't like the whole
So he was a favorite color
The guy used to like
Bitch, fuck that
I'm cool
I can't remember
I don't have so many niggas
I can't remember
their favorite color
So everybody on the couch
Been on dates though recently you too?
Yeah
Uh-uh
And the last person
I went on a date with
Mm-hmm
Met him in person.
I love that for you.
That's one thing I do hate.
You don't know nothing more about these niggas you meet in person than you
meeting your DMs either.
Exactly.
So might as well meet them in person.
At least I know you're a vibe already.
The vibes.
That's the thing we have been talking like talking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I don't even like talking on the phone.
We were talking about Facebook.
That's different.
Your situation is different.
Is this my man?
He can't see this and run off.
So you got a man now?
No, I ain't got a man now.
Oh, my God.
Let me get the pressure applied first.
We just.
We vibe it.
Charles is still my men as it stands still.
If Charles pays for me to go to this trip,
Charles is my men.
Made the best man.
To the highest bidder.
Yeah.
So to the man with grades in his hair.
No, I say grays.
I heard you.
Graze in his hair.
All right.
Y'all is going to be too much.
He's going to be like, yeah, I see me a little podcast.
You need what you need.
You need about $500.
Charles, I need $2,500.
Charles, we rule for y'all all that.
45, 36.
He said, he said, you never rode for a first.
class.
What?
I wish you would
write first class
on our birthday.
I'd be like happy
birthday queens
I see y'all
when we get up
I'm going to be
first class
on you hoes
just and all that
fuck it
then we're gonna
up the stove
fuck it
fuck it
we first class
don't be
don't be
caught in seat 31 now
bitch that's exactly
that's my birthday
it's my birthday
it's my birthday
shit what
when it's your
when your birthday
coming up
you can pull
all the stops
I call this
nigga this
nigga
this nigga
you should be able to
you know my birthday
coming up
watch me and take notes
but yeah
I'm frying
frontier
rest and peace spirit
so y'all
yeah
it's right
you have your ass
left at home
Frontier
spirit
don't let me
trip like her
I swear they did me
like that
two years ago
on our birthday
Frontier
or spirit
never fit
him
and I was in
Indianapolis
I was at the crib
the thongs
is about to be crazy
I'm so excited
for this trip
The thongs
oh yeah thongs
you not wearing
asses is out
yeah I'm wearing
I ain't wear a thom
I ain't wear a thomom
Subscribe now.
If y'all trying to change.
I'm wearing dental floss.
Dental floss.
And I might get my tities done down here if you all send enough money.
So come on in.
I'm going to where I went.
Never mind.
I'll tell you a little bit.
Tell me later.
Do your research on your doctors in the beauty industry.
Listen to me, ladies.
Because they'll put an internal bra on your shit.
Give you a lift.
Wait.
What country?
Well, wait.
America.
Oh, okay.
America, that is.
Yeah, I want to get them lifted this year and then I'm never wearing.
Are you not having no more kids?
Oh, fuck, no.
No, thank you.
You got any more, you?
You don't look serious.
I'm so for real, y'all.
Girl, I'm going to be pregnant in six months.
I'm going to be so shitty.
Kill off the couch.
We're going to be on that show.
She's going to be like, we're going to have a baby.
Oh, five 12-2-0 and pregnancy don't even go together.
They don't even go together.
It's ironic.
Yeah, listen.
But I wanted to say shout out to all the other female podcasters.
They've been having a lot of other shy from behind the likes is pregnant.
And she's a boy mom.
She looks so cute.
Weezy off a decision's decisions.
She just got married or engaged.
And I'm so happy for her because she was like, bro.
Her ass me potting.
One of us will be.
I wonder who.
Who y'all think?
Me.
Am I Yian?
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Yay.
Well, would you?
I would let you be a.
raised made at my wedding. Yeah, I would cry because I was excited that y'all invited me on your
birthday trip. Well, she said I could come and then I was like, let me worry about dropping me now.
No, no, no, no. I didn't just come out of thin air and say, Barbie come on our birthday trip. She
said, can I come on your birthday trip? Damn, let me have my mom in this Tia.
Oh, I was talking about our birthday trip to Tia, our sister. And I'm like, yeah, and Barbie's
coming. She said, I mean, I already knew that.
She's like, I think she's like, y'all are like a trio. We are.
figured out a way for it to just be us three okay maybe we should cut that what else was coming what
do you mean because none of your friends can come because trap gonna be oh my god have y'all see you
y'all don't fucking start because you know what you're gonna be fucked up i treat y'all's friends
with a lot of curtie courtesy and respect what fucking friends bitch we are each other's friends we are
barney that's not my fault that your friend got malady that's not my fault
Katina.
Anyways, have y'all seen?
Have y'all seen?
Have you seen?
Now, who's sidering?
Wait, but no, while we were talking about, she said she's courteous to my friends.
We on a trip, they're like, yeah, we used to fight each other.
I was like, y'all used to fight each other.
What the hell happened?
Oh, wait, did we say that?
Yeah.
Yeah, she did say.
Because there used to be some scoffers.
Her friend jumped us.
Pete.
Pete.
I don't even know that.
Who was he?
Uh, Portia.
She did?
Yeah, she jumped in on a fight.
One night when we was getting jumped, she was one of the bitches.
No way.
Yes.
I was watching.
I was like,
bro,
the tea was super hot
that,
that trip.
And then this bitch
laid the one
she was like,
yeah,
I said your own
niggas name in my
sleeping,
my nigga drowned me.
She was like,
bitch,
but I'm like,
this the thing.
No, wait,
no,
like that niggas
was trying to talk to us
and she's,
her friend was so invested
and I'm like,
hold on,
hold on,
she's like,
yeah,
hold on.
There's some serious shit.
I'm like,
wait,
no,
she jumped in our fight with?
Yes.
Bitch,
I ain't go to the Westside,
When we used to get jumped, this is one thing about it.
We're twins, but I swear,
bitches always don't like me 10 times more than they dislike her.
Maybe back then.
So anytime we get jumped, like,
I always get jumped by the biggest odds.
I'll get jumped by more people.
But or, or I was just,
I was just holding my ground really well.
Kiki, shut the fuck up.
But, but listen, the situation got even weirder
because she was like the same girl that she jumped in with,
y'all later jumped her with the same girl or something isn't that how that went?
No, we never jumped her.
We never jumped her.
However, how we ended up getting, how we ended up being like cordial is because
me and Trap was getting jumped another time.
Scrappers.
And the girl who was jumping us, though, the reason why your friend jumped in for, it was
the girl's initial fight, she was the reason.
But we got jumped like a couple years later and she jumped in.
It was just us too.
and it was like five bitches and she jumped in for us.
How does, like, crazy.
Crazy.
That's some indie shit for y'all.
No, we don't.
For sure.
Yeah, we didn't.
We didn't through it all.
Because it's that, it's that whole.
It's that whole, it's that whole.
No, it's just that whole.
They always gonna try you when you light skin and pretty.
Like, when I say we heard so much coming up like,
oh, y'all some north side bitches.
Like, they would always say that shit.
Like, bitch.
I'm sorry, my dad's an engineer.
What the fuck do that mean?
Y'all want him to sell crap rocks?
No, my daddy house was gave to him by his motherfucking granddaddy-ho.
Thank you.
I will.
Also, put this Norrisaw foot in your ass, bitch.
That's what y'all had a point to prove.
Did y'all did you say anything about the AT&T box?
No, he ain't said anything.
I asked, I was on there like, sisters, please don't jump me.
I know.
But he'd be watching our show.
Oh, my goodness.
But, I mean, he's a real thing.
What is he going to say?
He just came over my house yesterday.
He just came over my house yesterday.
He didn't.
He didn't see it.
He ain't said nothing.
caters to the girlies he know what's the accident he don't care he don't care you not our first
friend that can't drive errol you were saying something while we was in the midst of going back
and forth for that i don't remember damn because that that whole your friend jumped in on our
is that not like threw me for a loop i ain't even know that ain't that crazy i was just like oh wow
this is weird but okay we had she's so she's such a nice person ain't that crazy yeah like you
You could like, in girl world, you could fight motherfuckers and you could really get into it with bitches and hate them.
And they could really be decent people.
Damn, I should have asked her.
So who did you, who did you crack?
No, probably me.
Probably you.
It's always me.
But that's always you.
I always get the worst end of this.
No, no, no.
Because one time you was beefing with the one girl and I got a real big bitch.
But that wasn't even fair.
But we didn't get junked that time.
True.
I was fighting.
one girl one-on-one and her big ass cousin.
I'm talking about like a 350-400 pounder.
But no, listen, they fight with all.
So we're walking away.
I'm over here fighting.
Oh, shit.
I'm over here fighting my, the girl that I'm fighting.
And this big bitch.
350 pounder.
Bitch, she was big.
She was huge.
She was a big.
She called the police.
I'm fighting.
So this girl must be looking at my friends like, oh, okay.
So I'm about to fight the friend.
Bro, she walked up to Kiki.
push her, Kika go flying.
I did not fly, bitch.
Okay, fine.
Anyway, she pushed her.
And that's when I was skinny, too.
She like, you want some two old man?
Kiki said, no.
Oh, Kiki, I thought she's better.
No, no, the fight was over.
I'm like, bitch, how are you going to try to fight me now?
Bitch, you want your 50?
We were so same.
Y'all, we was not.
All six of us got to fight you.
You've weighed 350 pounds.
Bitch, I was already skipping off after taking my dub.
I'm like, bye, you know.
No, because this bitch is good for that.
She'll leave you in trenches.
She don't give a fuck.
Like, she'll leave you to drown.
But I didn't know.
I didn't know you was back there getting bullied.
And then Kiki was mad at me afterwards.
She was like, you got to fight a regular girl.
This big bitch pushed me.
Rashiiki wanted to fight me with the head to do.
I'm just like, bitch.
You see my prettiest.
Like, she did that shit to me.
I got in a fight because of the truck.
I already said this before when my motherfucking foot was broke.
And this bitch was nowhere to be.
sound. Oh yeah. She just, she just
beat in her own world. I was drunk
that time. I would have been like, pick and the
press, come quick. Somebody. I fight more when
I'm more feisty when I'm drunk.
Bitch, where was your antennas?
Malkno.
All right, well,
this is Club 520. Oh, it's Club 520.
This is 520 somewhere.
Make sure. Who are you feeling like?
DJ.
This is 520 somewhere.
Make sure you subscribe.
Like. Leave a nice comment.
plan either way we get paid and um patreon behind the scenes map look like you bitches ain't making no
money you didn't have to get the side out of my comment like that behind the scenes he wanted
to hear them on my tape patreon start subscribing right now because the girls are going on vacation it's
going to be five girls trip loading 520 or g shton 520 so all right all right I'm just kidding I'm just
let y'all stay on the racks on the tables 20 somewhere
Boys out the month.
Joy is essential and it's also elusive.
But now, there's a new and exciting way to start your journey
toward a more joyful existence.
Joy 101.
It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotby.
If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy,
tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats.
Open your free IHeart Radio app.
Search Joy 101 and listen now.
Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby is presented by,
CVS.
It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag,
whoever you root for.
Why do I watch the World Cup?
That's like asking me, why do I breed?
And it's beautiful.
The guys are young and cute and fit.
It's not just a game.
It's your culture.
I like watching it with my dad.
It's a connecting force.
From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari,
and this is American Football,
a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots.
Listen to American Football on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
There was no anything inside those eyes.
They turned black.
It scared the hell out of me.
People wake up.
I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Creveit and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being
sentence to the maximum.
I said I'm not guilty.
I'll take it to the grief.
Listen to the devil's quarry in the Bone Valley
feed on the IHeart Radio app.
Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.
All right, listen up.
The Jonas Brothers here.
Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas.
We've here since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well.
And we've had some incredible guests so far.
And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show.
How's it going, boys?
Hey, Nile.
It's the same thing with Slow Hands.
Slow Hands is not about anything else, really,
You know, or taste so good, can be about food.
You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done.
You too, Joe.
Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed Human.
