Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Money, Parenting & Modern Relationships 😂

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

This week on It's 520 Somewhere, Barbee, Kiki, and Trop tackle one of the most debated topics in parenting and relationships: financial responsibility when co-parenting.Who should pay for what? Should expenses always be split 50/50, or does every situation call for a different approach? The girls dive into real-life scenarios, expectations, communication, and the challenges many parents face while raising children in separate households.As always, the conversation is filled with honest opinions, different perspectives, laughs, and plenty of moments that will have you thinking long after the episode ends.🎙️ Watch the episode and let us know your thoughts—how should financial responsibilities be handled in co-parenting?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on. Okay. Let's go. Fit Check, Fit Check. Get your way. Kiki. Okay. I love the hair.

I love the hair. I love the ball. I can see your. Your letter to drop print too. Oh, God. I'm rolling. You see her living drop for it? What?

Oh my God! Get it? Key lime pie? Key lime pie. I like that. I got to make your key lime martinis so good. What you do? Do you like dessert and martinis?

We love that. Come on, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop. Make it, wa-flop, pop, wah, wop-w. The thick one. That's, ladies, it is summertime. We need those summer dresses. Oh, God. Yes, ma'am.

We need them toes out. Yes, ma'am. Headlights on. Always. Baby like, God, dang, is it cold in there? Yes. That's who? Oh, soccer mom.

Oh, gosh. That sexy soccer mom. Oh, my gosh. They're so childish. If only y'all knew. Yeah. It's a lot. I know, baby.

I don't know. The real and tell. All these. All these. And y'all wish all this had this for $1599. You all look very good. Where did you get it? Thanks, you look good to milk.

I see you must have been in that gym. Because ever since your birthday, you've been giving a little... You feel me? Well, he's being buff. But it's like, I swear y'all, he got ready for his birthday or something. He did. When they dropped that first flyer, I said, damn, look at now. No, he was giving...

I can't even say zaddy. It was given zaddy vibes. It was given zaddy. How old are you got to be to give Zaddy vibes? You got to be. You got to be. It's a mentality like a, like a, you know, a dominance that you guys. He has mature for his.

Somebody's calling him daddy. Yeah, I'm 23 now. They're coming home. Jordan. Are they calling you daddy milk? Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure. It's no age.

I think it's all about like your mind say your mentality, your aura, what you. How you care. Your energy, yeah, definitely. I told you. I got some. one of them groceries that grocery order. Oh, so I'm not a day girl. You help your cousin with them groceries.

Oh, my God. I was just help with my cousin with the grocery. Well, welcome back to It is 520 somewhere. I am your girl, Barbie, and I hope we got some new faces. I got, we got some new viewers. We got some new 5-2-0s. Shout out to the 85 percenters. Yeah.

Because what are we about to do to them, y'all? What we're about to do to them? Turn them out. We're about to turn them out. Y'all some 5-2-0s now. So let me reintroduce everybody. And for those that's listening, I'm going to try to get y'all a quick little rundown on the girlies.

To my left, I got Trop, Miss Nigger, your favorite nurse. If you're listening, how can we describe TROP to somebody that's listening? Because y'all have the same voice. How will we go about describing Trap? She's out of pocket. She's like the female be he in. No, I'm not. Not really.

I can calm down a little bit. The last couple episodes, you have calmed down. But I feel like it's about to come. That dog about to come back out you. You never know. You never know. But how you feeling, Mama? I'm feeling good.

I'm so excited to see y'all. This week has been so long. It's been a very light. 40 days and 40 nights. It's been a very long week. And to my right, I got that sweet key lime pie. Kiki. How you doing, Mama?

Hey, y'all. I'm so good. I'm so happy to be back. And I think that we can describe you. If y'all hear the same. they have the same voice. If you hear somebody talking about food, it's Kiki. If you hear somebody being sweet to these niggas, it's Kiki.

Lover Girl, one-on-one. She's the toxic lover-girl. She don't like when I say that. Spice. Spice. Trop is the spicy mama. They're the sweet and spicy. And today we look like the Parapuff Girls.

Girl, yeah. And what your pigtails? You look like, what's the, no, bubbles is, I think that I'm bubbles. You are. You're bubbles. I'm bubbles. You're butter. and you're Blossom.

Hey. Okay, I love that. But Buttercup at the pig tails. No, Blossom is the peak one. Oh, okay. Buttercup is the feisty one. The dark energy. She's the ficey.

Oh, you're a buttercup. So wait, who's Blossom? You. You. Oh, okay. You remember Blossom? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

She was like, actually, Boston was the main one, like the main superhero. She was like, she was the, she was me. She don't want to be technical with it. Yeah, I got to watch you again. You're the whole. I'm not talking about that. You're definitely Bubbles.

Bubbles whole bubbles. I'm like I just get bubbles all the time. Just slow and just here for the bus. Yeah. That's your, that's her equal. Bubbles is her equilibrium. Yeah. Whatever that means.

I love one, I love one Barbie. I love when we drink together. Last weekend. So, no, we know. I had, y'all are getting on my name of hers. We just got tipsy. Yes. I would have never gets on your nerves.

She already gets on my nerves when she's drinking. We're learning something about it. I literally turn it to a different person. But it's just like, damn, now it's two of these drunk motherfuckers. And then you help reassure her that she's justified in her drunkness. Turn up, Kiki. Decisions that she makes while she's drunk. And it's quite annoying.

But I feel like we're always drunk together. So you just be lit, right? With this. No, chopper is one part. Aside from last week, last weekend at Malk's first party, part one. That's why I got there before. you so I was already drinking waiting on your late ass

so I'm just sitting none of y'all I woke up at 11 I'm like oh fuck I'm supposed to be at the club Neither one of these hoes was there like before one I did a great job So I'm just sitting there drinking drinking drinking

Oh my girl was drunk Now she's one of the people where you can barely tell that she's drunk But I can tell you it was drunk the other day Because I wasn't really drunk me and barbie tried to get drunk on sunday we tried to go to malch's georgia street party but he was taking too long to get here we have the electrolytes on deck and everything burby bubbles

i was just about to say you bitch i like tahin i normally drink tahin in my drink like that but it was just not hitting right now it's just so crunchy you know bit your blood pressure already hot, leg low, let it go. Yeah. She's the only one who didn't come out for my birthday. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Now she wants to sit tea. Y'all, I was going through it. I just had a lot on my plate. I had to do an event. I worked an event with over 500 people for over 5. From 1.30 to 10 o'clock, y'all. I didn't, you know, the next day we did our big episode. And like, I didn't even have to.

time to decompress. I wanted to decompress after that. And we did try to make it. We literally stopped. We got electrolytes and everything. Like, we were coming. We were on the way. No, wait.

Tell it. That is so funny. No, so I'm walking. I'll go in the gas station to get the electrolyte drinks. Come back out. I'm walking back to the car. This bitch is like recording because clearly she wanted to post on the story like we got the electrolytes on deck.

It's about to be a night. You know she was recording. Girl, I go to put the, go to the car. and it's his Mexican man trying to talk to me y'all he was trying to talk to me through the translator at oh you know pu de vato you literally and I'm just like reading his phone and I'm like oh I got a boyfriend I got a boyfriend girl I go in the car to put the drinks in and to ask Barbie how do you say I got a boyfriend in Spanish this bitch is recording y'all it was so cute it was so cute and I'm just like oh my gosh she was like I got a poppy at home Poppy. I'm like,

me, he's still on this thing. Micasopi. He probably like, me come to your house. Oh, yeah. It was so funny. Everybody was writing us, like, you got to say

V-Nave. Look it up, Mel. V-V-V-O or something. Navita, I don't know. Let us know. Something like that. A Spanish for boyfriend. Boy is Nina.

Nina, Nina. Oh, don't get me the lion. No, Vio. Nogh. Noghast was like, She said, this is how you say boyfriend, this how you say husband, and they'll really leave your alone. Oh, when you say husband. Novio.

Oh, novio. Novio. Look up husband. But while we're talking about being outside, y'all finally got to see the video when we got pulled over by the police. Hold on. How do you say husband? Marido. Marido.

Marito. My house, marido. Now fuck off. Marita, mi-cata. But you finally got to see the video of when we got pulled over by the police. When I tell y'all, I watch this 9,600. How many likes to a guy? It's 62 times.

Oh, 5,000, basically. It was, how many times? 9,662. Because it was so funny. It was hilarious. It was hilarious. It was the, no, we talked them into it, officer. Tiki said, hold on.

Hold on. And then when the police was there, y'all, because, mind you. Somebody coming to this and said, oh, she's taking a case already. She sent her mom. That's not the 5-2-0. Let me tell you that. Give me her number. You know, that was somebody thought it was you, truck.

I said, you, baby, I didn't say, sir, now one time in that entire video, that was somebody else. Sir is cool, but I wasn't talking. I wasn't talking. But even when the officer was at my window, because we got, it was third row seating, so it was like the little gap in the middle. And the rider, she was sitting right there when the police was at my window. Everybody else sitting down putting their seatbelt on, I'm like, get back, get back, get back. Like, it was just so much. She's like, she was.

She said, that's the police. Okay, we're sitting down. And then after end, I was like, oh, we were still record. We cracked up so bad. So, Mouth, they wanted to know. Were you upset? How are you feeling in that moment? Hell no, I wouldn't upset.

Mount caught the police officer, bro. He's living in his life. Oh, God. Like, bro, you bugging, bro. He's like, all right, bro. They just sit something. It's four bad females in here. Hanging out the car.

There you go females. That took a lot to come out of mouth to mouth. That's so wrong. That's that 23-year. Yeah, he got respect ladies, that dad. I'm like, you bugging, bro. You bugging.

It was so much going on. Yeah, we got away with it. We said subscribe to our Patreon. Subscribe! It was so much fun, but why they were saying we too old for this shit? Honestly, I feel them, though, because guess what?

I did not collab with that. I didn't either. I didn't even have that. On top of course. I will not have this on my page. I will not. I didn't either. I know my page that doesn't exist.

So are we too old for that? I'm never. I mean, like, are you ever too bad? First of all, we're all single women. We're all single. They'll say that doesn't matter. They say we should be acting like we're trying to find a husband. We not live in, ho.

To be fair, in our defense, this was six months ago. I haven't changed. I would still do it today. Yeah. I don't feel like. You. Yeah. Yeah.

We need to have fun. There's no age cap on having fun. There's no gender cap on having fun. And I would say, like, y'all got your shit together. Y'all got shit in order. We do, yeah. You know. Y'all barely go out.

So when y'all go. Thank you, Malk. Hit the camera too much. We handle our shit Monday through Friday. Every day. And we can just say this time. We might shake our ass out the roof. On top of color.

But listen, though, the only reason why y'all know we some aunties because we tell y'all we're aunties. If we didn't tell y'all we was aunties, y'all wouldn't even comment on that shit. Leave us alone. Let us do my life. I feel, y'all. I feel what you're saying,

but at the same time, fuck you. I'm going to have fun to the day I, D-I-E, baby. Stay wild. But if you had it, so would you do that if you had a man? I'm being on top of the court, yeah, that's not doing nothing.

What? No, if I had a nigga, I'd be with the one holding the camera, like, Ladies, minches is crazy. And that's why when I do find a man, I need to find somebody that accepts me that can accept the podcast because this is a big thing that's running into my love life. The podcast is ruining my love life. Bro, my love life is just ruined. My love life is cursed.

Oh, yeah. I think it's really cursed. Your shit is a hoarse. It's the curse. The spirit stick cursed. Oh, goodness. I really think my shit is cursed, y'all. What?

My brother had gone through it. Y'all know I just had another failed talking stage. And at this point That would be the worst That shit It hurt Like a heartbreak It was like

Damn I'm tired of doing this So y'all know You gotta take a page Out of my book Spend that blood Bro I got shit to Spend my love My love life is cursed

Am I gonna spin on Who am I gonna spin on? Just go until it get better Mapp What was you about to say But It's show like how fun Y'all is though

Like I don't want the girl I want my shuddy Just hang out my rooftop And twerk It's not like you're twirking On the kids With your friend If I was in a relationship, it had been my nigga driving a car.

That's the only way that we can do this if I'm in a relationship. We definitely used to be on shit like that. Oh, honey, we used to have a ball. I don't think nothing is wrong with it. I have to find somebody that accepts me for me. Yeah, I'm going to be more respectful. On the next nigga car? On the next thing, this is our God.

This is our God. She sounds like she gas lighter. This is our guy. This is our guy. Like, they got it. They got. This is our little nigger. This is big mouth, motion,

mouth, baby. He's one of us. No, you got to make it like he's a little nigger to your man. No, what you want to do right now? When I get a nigger, just act like you. We, I'm calling you and just act like you gay. What? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Kiki means beer's bad. I'm going to drink today. Yeah. You weren't played gay for your home girl? What am I playing gay? Like on the phone? Yeah, like answer to face. I'm like, hey girl.

What if I text you like this nigga about to be my ass, I was just on your roof, please. I'll be like, bitch. Bitch, we was turned last night. Tell them, man, what you're going to say? Girl, what the fuck? Girl, what the fuck?

Yes. Yes. That is so funny. But they said, I seen a meme about that. It was like her nigga answered the phone. I said, uh, what's up, Nisi Pooh? That's been, I'm like, boy, he can't do that to us. I mean, milk can't tell auntie.

What's up, Auntie? They ain't gonna believe that. What'd y'all be saying in that movie? Family, fuck family. What y'all be saying? Family or family, family, fuck my husband. But, no, listen, milk is, is one of us. And if you're gonna-

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So it is what it is. I come with baggage. Motion. Mother freaking Malk. Mm. But while we're speaking of Malk, like producers, videographers, DG. Did y'all see that? DDG cameraman basically was like

he's making all this money. He needs to pay him more. And it was a big thing on the internet. Like basically, you're getting all the perks of just walking around and recording them. They're really doing all the work. So be grateful for what you get. How do y'all feel about that? I just feel like if you're being paid appropriately

for your job, which is videography, and then you're getting travel expenses covered, probably food, room and board, all that. They probably pay you better than the next person would anyways. Like you can't just say, oh, for this job, you should. That's like saying I deserve a percentage almost because you're counting my pockets and basing your pay off of my pockets. And I don't know if it's true or not, but like the internet was saying like 3K a month.

Nobody can live off of that. Like if this is their main, that is demanding. Yeah, no. But he's making 3K a month. I don't know if that's, I can't, I don't have any facts on that, but I had just seen it on the internet that they were saying like 3K. I highly doubt that. I would hope not.

Because I feel like streaming, you know, following a streamer around, that's kind of an around-a-clock position. But that's like in the military or something. Yeah. You know. But it's like, so. I can't go home and on my off day or whatever. But if they're saying that 3K monthly, plus you said the room and board and all of that,

All that is a lot. I'm sure he don't live with him. I'm sure he gets. What's the monthly salary? $3,000 to $6,000 per month. But you can't have a normal job. To have no life. No.

Now, I feel like, now I took it as him just wanting more pay based on the fact that DDG gets so much money. And I feel like you can't sit here and heighten your prices on your services just because this person got a lot of money or is. a celebrity or whatever. It's just like, you know, girls who do celebrity hair. Like, you should charge her $200 for that wig installed just like you charge any regular regular girl.

Right. You can't charge her hundreds of dollars to $1,000 just because it's Cardi B. That's not fair. Because, like, if Cardi pull up to McDonald's and get a 10-piece nugget and they charge her $50 for a number 11. Exactly. Just because she got money, like, that's not, that's not right. I agree to Kiki's standpoint, but also being like a videographer,

you got to hold the camera all day. And you got to think that even though I got the camera on you, to make the clip, I still have to sway it, turn it to other people, showing, yeah, what you're looking at. But that's your job. That's your service. In that case, up your price, like, you know, get your worth. And you don't get no burden. According to.

charge what you would charge anybody. Any, yeah, any judgment. I don't think that that's fair, though, because if you, well, let's just say, you use the doing hair. When you're doing regular people hair, you're going to have a price. When you're traveling to these celebrities, your price is going to be upped. When you're doing, when you're doing wedding, automatically there's an extra price. Okay, so charge you the regular base fee that you charge for whatever the hairstyle is,

charge a travel fee, but don't charge. don't sit and think and then we in a city and I'm a hairstylist in this celebrity city and you come and sit in my chair

in my city and I get to charge you a thousand dollars for this install just because I know you got it they do though that's not right

that's the thing with winning that's this situation then that's not okay what's what mouth was talking about then I understand but also you got to

understand like from if I'm a cameraman and this DDG asks me to hey you want to record for me. Yeah.

For most times, being able to get the opportunity and being around the setting and networking, be like, even though I got to take this pay. So it's like, it's worse. But then also with that, so if I travel with you, right, I'm not working for anybody else. Exactly. I'm not getting paid. I'm not doing the other jobs that I would do outside of you because I'm literally just stuck on this island with you.

So, yeah, I think it all has to be fact. in into the compensation. I agree with that. And I think you should look out for your people too. Because that's the thing. When you won't, when I'm working for you, we have a work relationship.

Yeah, I want to see you make it because that means I make it as well. But at the end of the day, you got to take care of me too. It's motherfuckasas, I'm sure, who will go be a DDG's cameraman for free. But he was saying that he looks out for him. He pays for food.

He pay for this. He pay for that. You post food. Those are work expenses. Or whatever. But also I would never want somebody to just go work for somebody for the low or for free for exposure just because of the strength of an opportunity. Right. You know, like just at the end of the day, I just feel like charge what your worth. You know, don't expect anything more or less than that.

I don't agree with that. You don't? It's two sides to it. It is. I personally, like, if I went in this position or in a position I'm in, I would still take the risk of like being around. Yeah. Having,

being able to network. If you didn't have this going on and DDG hit you up to be his videographer and, okay, you got to travel, da-da-da, you'll be away from home. Mm-hmm. I know, I know it's going to come with it. But you know it's going to come on opportunities as well. So how would you navigate that? How would you feel about it?

I personally would try to network. Like, I'm networking with other people, even though I'm doing this job. But once we get off this camera or, like, however like people gonna see me like I'm gonna try and make it happen there we go all right alright

pay y'all people take care of y'all people however it goes however it goes that's I don't know that's just how I feel but y'all got it I can't pay you cameraman if I could I would because I wish we could have a cameraman

all the time would love that I would love to stream I was literally driving today and I was thinking about You think that would watch our shit? For sure. Y'all would go, y'all would be, y'all would go viral.

Like on some at home shit? No, like, we can't come here. If I, if I was to be like, y'all, like, dead ass, like, okay, we by you, we about to do this, this for the day. It don't even have to be nothing crazy. Y'all could go, you can go wine tasting or, you know, little shit y'all like to do. Who got to record us? Me.

Oh. We would love to do that. Why don't do this kind of stuff? What happened to 520? What was it in the mix? What happened to somewhere in the mix? Like y'all do that and we stream? Y'all, y'all would go crazy.

You know what happened to it? You'd be too busy for us. You do. You'll be too busy for us. He got a lot on his play, y'all. He's a modern science man. But you're awesome. For the team, I would make it happen.

Aw. I'm sorry, I'm drunk. I am too. I'm like, I love you to Malcolm. For real. That should have be hard. Let's do it. We need to get back to some more than a mix.

Let's plan an out in, y'all. For real. Y'all need to be glad that I am I-Carly and I got that pullover on camera. Barbie was holding the phone. However, huh? She said it was her. It was her. She gave me the phone.

Yeah, you can get me the phone. What the fuck are you host talking about? We got pulled over. What are they talking? Oh, okay, I see. Oh, my gosh. Like, what are the eyes that we had that on film? Right.

Did you get that on film? I don't be on my type of timing, though. Because even like with a Mexican from the, from the translator at, she'd be on it, too. But this is a part of our lives, though. Like, we really have to be on that. We have to get crazy. You're right. You're right.

You're right. Y'all go out to eat and go to the fever game. Y'all, like, on the court, maybe behind the scenes. We should be streaming. Bro. Niggas will watch this shit. I would watch that shit. So.

Y'all are bad. I would watch y'all. We're going to set it up. It's coming to. Somewhere back in the mix. We don't figure it out. All right, y'all. Moving on.

Yeah. We'll talk about it off camp. Moving on. Oh, but somewhere in the mix, though. So the guys should be going on tour. Are y'all ready for that? The guys should be going on tour. Oh, yeah.

Do y'all want to see It's 520 somewhere when the guys, because last year I did it by myself. Y'all, we got to have matching outfits or something. I'm so excited to have my race with me. We have come out there like the temptation for this. Four to five heartbeats. What, Melk? We got a, we got a plan.

What is? Y'all, like, you know how. artists or right y'all like the pretty before they come on so y'all be we're gonna open up we can do that where j t and duck was fighting on stage and they turned it into a show man that would be cool and all rip your sleeve off no bitch because we're gonna poke up our hair and shit no we not but we're gonna pull off our real clothes and we like nice like this i wish oh that was the song that rain jones will fall oh shit let it rain let it rain let her On me, yeah.

But let me ask y'all. You're Eddie Kaine, Jr.? I'm Eddie Kaine, off that cane, baby. Oh, shit. They know what's saying that about you? They didn't tell me off the Kaine? What? No.

They said it about you. They said, uh, what episode? Clear this up. Clear this up. I don't. I didn't see it. Y'all know. I'm, I'm, I'm, what episode was that?

They said, uh, Barbie would be, would be. Oh, in the, the 2000s episode. Yeah. They said Barb wanted to be in the 70s because she want to be on that. Yeah. We picked our favorite decade. Oh, I said that. I said.

We didn't do a theme, y'all. We haven't even do a thing. We've been really slacking. Let's turn it up. Let's do P-Jays. We got Halloween. That's so far away. What is a three-group?

I mean, three-person thing that we can be a trio. A trio. Yeah, please. The Carrippa girls. We could be Sailor Moon and something. I love Sailor Moon. Me and Tobies. Me and Girls is tough.

Telethubbies. Sexy Teletubbies. Oh, hello. Barney, BJ, BJ, Baby, Baby, I don't want to be, who gonna be borny? You? I don't want to be borny. Good.

Exit. I hate it. I love you. The three blind mice? No. And the twins. Vita and Star. Don't get a hold of your asses.

That would be cute. Matt, what you want to see us as? I can't say. Do we want to know? I'm like right. There we go. All right. Let's get it into.

No, I got a question. So if we go on tour, so Barbie, everybody was like Barbie can I get a picture I get a picture are y'all letting if we was charging extra we don't let somebody hold you from the bag and take the picture like baby shy oh you're talking about like the funny Marco pictures

the Chris Brown Cardi B pictures yeah I'll do that it depends on the ticket on the ticket if they want you face how much would they be you've been charging for them like five that charge a Chris Murrell charge a Gee, it was $1,500. Well, we ain't Chris Brown.

So 500 or $500. But that's not going to bend you over? On some money, shit, like, I don't know. Do I get to keep the $500? Yeah. It's going to go in the pot. $500? You think they're going to pay $500?

So being Kiki over, I would. That's my girl. For sure. But hypothetically speaking, but obviously they're not going to pay that. So y'all going to begin. Y'all going to begin. This is a real cute. See, we'll take some cute pictures.

But, like, yeah, no. Now, if it's the girls or the gays, baby, pick me up. Turn me and outside. But that's the thing. They said, like, if we get men, they're worried about us not being able to be ourselves anymore. I don't get it. Oh, what a man. Mm-hmm.

We got to keep it real smooth. I'll conduct myself kind of like I have a man already. I don't know why. Boo. You're supposed to. But I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be twerking out outside of. That's different. that's not on a show.

This is the thing. I feel like... What I say on a show, like, I'll be myself on here. Everything I say now, I would say if I had a man. I get in trouble for every clip. Every clip.

See? But, I mean, you gotta be like... It's not real. I was like... It's not. I said it's entertainment, baby. It's trying to get us out of the wood.

It's just my job, boo. Yeah. Stop watching a pot. Stop. No. A nigger trying to test me. I'm gonna be on. Get your bitch ass off the net.

dead homies. Y'all remember when Blue face said that. Oh, Blue face said that dead homies? He said, if you sit here,

if you, I don't know. Like, do you want your man to watch the pot or no? No. No. I don't give a phone.

The last guy I talked to, I literally said, do not watch it. I do not watch it. He said, all I'm about to subscribe. He said, I'm about to subscribe.

Subscribe. Yes, but please don't watch it because it ain't not telling me what I might say on there. Exactly. Honestly, I might say some shit

you on like but guess what this business it ain't it's never personal see it now if you're listening that was Kiki so that's a little little change just let's just like that we're all we're just never now you never know what you might learn about us from watching this

and I'm not gonna stop being personal ball on here I'm gonna stop being so you know like speaking of personal did you make that cut that I asked you to for YouTube last week you swear I swear to God okay Okay, cool.

Self of a Patreon, what was it? It's not, because I just don't want to, I was speaking in general terms. About the least. Sure. No, it don't matter what it was about. I just don't want to get into it or nobody. So I just asked them to make a little,

snippety-snip. But all I was saying is not last week. What I'm saying right now is, we're all single right now. So you see, if you're, if you, I got a boyfriend. Care about you? You don't?

No, I'm just playing. Oh, I might. If you see us and you care about us, obviously you're going to watch it. So it's just like, you see what type of timing we're on right now. So if you expect that to stop just because you're in the picture, this is something that you need to accept with us. You know, like, I'm not going to be on here. This ain't, this ain't corn hub, you know, like, what's the issue?

Yeah. Well, what did Boosie say? No, I'm not going to do. I'm going to fly for $1,000. No, he said, no, my. What is he doing? Anyways, I want to get y'all's opinion on this. Scroll up, milk.

Right here, right? Okay. What is it? What are we talking about? He said, so... It's back to school. The baby daddy said, it's back to school, you know? I just sent $750 for all three kids' school supplies.

She said, the baby mama said, that's it. He said, yeah, that's what I could do right now. And then she said for three kids, that's not enough. They need more than supplies. They need clothes, shoes, book bags, hygiene, stuff, lunch money, everything else that comes with it. School starts in three weeks. He said, I'll send more when I can.

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I'll start. What do y'all think about the baby mama's reaction? Well, 7.50, three kids. Three kids is a lot. You know, three kids is a lot. It does depend on their age. and also mom you should be putting money

with that as well so if you can match that that's them they're $1,500 for I don't know but these kids nowadays are very expensive yeah they are what does it cost to send what does it really cost to send a kid back to school

and three kids back to school but at the end of the day he said listen it's women out here not getting nothing not a dime you know and $750 is not no small amount of money But shoes is $200 a piece. Okay, so

I buy shoes. I get the clothes and the supplies and the flowers and the pencils and a pencil and the tissue. This is three weeks. This is three weeks in advance. He's saying that he's willing to send more. Yeah. So maybe, okay, right now you could use my $2.50 to buy some shoes and then you can match my shit.

you can buy whatever you're going to buy. And then I'll send some more. Bro, three weeks early. You don't send school stuff three weeks or school money three weeks early? Like, I think this is a pretty sweet deal. That's about $25,000. Because you're sending $750 right now. So that means you're going to send like a band or some old.

You think? You don't know what I said that. We three weeks. Even if he sends, so let's say he's saying $750 now and then he's saying $750 in three weeks. like for the actual supplies like it's not going to cost $2.50 each kid it'll probably cost like $1.50 each kid

for the actual supplies. You can use the extra. First of all, you can match it and use the extra or whatever other little stuff. I think that she was being too hard on him. Yeah, he a nigga with money or something because she acting like a brat.

But I also think maybe he's not a nigga with money, not sin and stuff. Yeah, not. What? For three kids. kids. He's a regular person. Yeah, he has like a regular job.

But I do think maybe her frustration could be coming from if you're not doing nothing year around and then school times come and you're only sending $750, maybe that's where her frustration is coming from. With co-parenting, it's supposed to be 50-50 or 100 and 100

percent. We got to get this done. Now, one parent is paying all of the, just think of how much it costs to have a kid in your home. You're paying you rent to have a roof over their head. You're paying for to feed them all the time. If you're paying for sports and extracurricular activities.

Oh, no, yeah. But she definitely got her hand out when it comes to the dentist bill or the sports bill, the uniform. And she didn't read him his rights. She didn't say, you ain't did. Da-da-da-da-da. So clearly he's contributing because if not, a bitch is going to bring it up. Yeah.

I know that because I would. How much do you have to spend for back to school? And these kids are expensive. They don't hear it. That's what I was going to say, like, granted, I don't got three kids. I have two. But if a nigga gave me $750,000, bitch, I'm going to make it work. Yeah.

I'm going to make it do what to do. Like, I would be so grateful for that. That's why I said she, and he even said he was sending more. So if you match that, that's $500 a kid. Yeah. What, we could get some forces. We can get some outfits. And this is just for the clothes.

And then maybe we could get some little amarros or something like, that. You know what I'm saying? Like, and it does depend on how old they are, but let's say there are little kids, they're still in youth sizes. You could get two pairs of shoes with his money and then you could buy the clothes with your money. Either way, what are you complaining about? Okay. Back to school didn't change so much. Remember, we used to get a few little pairs of shoes and stuff like that.

Now, for the stuff that we used to get, that's a T-shirt to these kids. These kids won't put a little of bag. And that's another thing. Like, at what point do we get mad at the system? Do we get mad at capitalism? Like, the fact that parents have to come up out their pockets, all this damn money just for back to school because you are capitalizing. Have you already started?

Back to school shop, bitch? My baby daddy started. He got their, like, shoes and outfits and stuff. He's ordering their book bags and stuff. Love that. I have a, my kids' birthday, my two, their birthdays, are at the end of July and the beginning of August.

So it's like, oh, try. I'm going to clump together. Make them puck. In a little way. Yeah. Like, yeah, it does cost a little bit more. It's a little hefty,

but I am able to, like, combine it. Like, oh, okay, you just had your birthday. So you just got shoes, crows, this, and the third. Like, do I really got to go hard with back to school shopping? Not necessarily. Back in the day, what was, like, when y'all was in high school, what was y'all thing? or I guess it depends on the time.

Like, oh, I got to get this for back to school. I need this. Was it something specific? It just depends on the times. But you definitely, I definitely used to lay my outfit out the day. And nothing like it. I mean, I sleep right next to it. Nothing like it.

Getting your hair done. You got you a nice, cool book bag or purse. Remember once we started switching from book bags to like tote bags? Yeah. That, you couldn't tell me what? Show me what my hair off. And we had July birthdays too, so it's like we wore a lot of our birthday clothes when school started. When school, I wouldn't touch my birthday clothes until school started.

Man, remember that time? It was like we had like a month a straight fit. Cool. Y'all was throwing fits to back. I know that's right. Did y'all ever have a roller book back? No. I had the rolling shoes.

Oh, God. The rolling shoes are the hilly. The hilly's. Yeah. Y'all had them? I had them. Y'all were fun. That used to be the ski mask back in the day.

I had the little hillies. I don't know if I had a rolling book bag. I can't. How do you all about roller book bags? That's some corny. If you don't get your corny ass? If you don't get your corny and stuff. I'll be like, no.

No. Boy, you're going to get those fuck out my face. Go get a Nike, what they call Nike elites. Get you a spray ground. Get you a little something. What about that? So you got how the heat leaves that light up? Now, that was doing too much.

Oh, God. That was going too much. You had a- But I take off on the bitch real quick, Matt. What you got to do? Push back. What did you get the hill out? I mean, the wheel out.

You used to like, if you were skating. No, but you remember the hills, I mean, the wheels. Yeah, how do the wheels activate. You run. Activate. Yeah. You did not have to run to take up. Yeah, you did.

So you can keep going for like a little minute. He said jump-cut down. I'm going to be calls. I'm like, Matt, what's the other, um, screenshot? Oh, this lady. Is she out of pocket or pee y'all? So her baby daddy sent her $5,000 to take her kids to school shopping and she used it to take her man out of the country for his birthday

Because the kids already had their school supplies. Because she had already bought the kids stuff. She said they get back a motherfucker. I know how to get exactly what I want out of a nigga that played at my face for years. Is she out of pocket or pee? She dead ass wrong. She wrong. Is she wrong?

If she got all the kids stuff, that was her reimbursement money. G's and you didn't took your man out on a trip with my money that's meant for my kids. Okay. If you're not going to spend it on school shit back to school because you already got it, spend it on that Christmas bin. Roll it over. And that's completely for my kids, however you spend it. Five and five Gs.

Bro, you not do you send it. Wait, let me read the message. So are you going to come send the kids money for school? They start in less than two weeks and I have been able to get them much. Yeah, I told you that. Okay, well, when? Kavante. Hold up. Then you're acting like you got an attitude. These are your kids.

Okay. I'm not acting like nothing. I told you I was going to send you. You got to keep asking me. She said, okay, sassy. Then he sent the $5,000. And then she posted a screenshot of her man on the plane and said it's that-ass birthday. She didn't respect for us. Go down. You send me five years. And let's not talk about how he takes trips and

never takes his kids. No, I don't feel bad. So what? He ain't take them trips with your money that was intended for y'all's kids. I'm sorry, it's giving bitter because I'm sorry, if a nigga can't afford to send me $5,000 for back to school,

bitch, why are we not together? Kavonte, she was wrong. We're on your side, King. But, like I said, if she did spend, take care of her kids and they got everything that they needed, that was her reimbursement money, just as if he was sent a child support, if she already bought everything the kids needed. Once that child support

hits, she can do what it was she wants. She already spent. It's a reimbursement. I think it's trifling to say that that's what you sent it for. That's what you spent it for, but it's her reimbursement. So as long as them kids is overly straight. She has been five gs on the kids back. You don't know.

She probably step about her kids. Comeante. She said, okay, sassy. Girls know how to pick at their baby dead. And then you clearly did it out of spite. Like, did she not reference getting, yeah, the get back, your reference and get back, honey, you're using your kid. This man sent you this for y'all's kids and you used it as get back.

Like, you're lame. Your land winner is the man on the trip. Because one thing I will say... He probably helping the kids, too, hopefully. He don't look like he helping shit. Oh, man. When a man is mad at you, whoever get that rebound dick, she's going to get great benefits.

She's going to get full. What's that shit? That's true, because he's going to try to shit on you. He's going to make her so happy. Oh, okay, when the baby daddy find him somebody. Yeah. Yeah, when he's trying to find somebody to distract him from you, he's going to treat her and love bomb her the fuck out of her. But I think that.

I want one of them. Anybody, if somebody just broke your heart, baby, come on you. I think it goes away to that lady start asking. It's crazy as hell. I think that that goes both ways. Like, imagine when you went through that heartbreak and breaking up with your child's father and, like, that first piece of meat you got. Baby, you're going to try to put all your love, pain and frustration. on that thing. Y'all, I ain't going to hold y'all. The first piece of

dick I got after my baby daddy, I got BV for the first time. Oh, no. It was like, oh, that's, y'all what? That's how I knew my baby daddy never cheated on me. Oh, no. That's wild. Or maybe the girls who you cheated on you were clean.

No, because I feel like, once you get to mix and pHs, it doesn't matter if you're, they're both clean or not. I'm just dicking around. You can't mix two pussies or more. I'm trying to think. At first, I don't know. That get back do be a month. Are you having flashbacks?

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There you. There you go. We really took it back, y'all. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Mouth. We're taking it back. So you were out of, you were fresher out of high school than us.

What's your high school crush looking like right now? She's still hitting. I ain't going to lie. She's still bad. I bet she is. Y'all just graduated last year. So what about y'all? I'm going to get back to you.

I don't really have a high school crush because crush is like unattainable. Everything I want that I got. Not necessarily. However, I did have a middle school crush. His hair line receding. He's actually bald, but he's still cute though. He's actually bald. Who?

Yeah. The cutest nigger in our middle school. Oh, I'm okay. Yes. That was your crush? He wasn't a crush. He was just the cutest guy there. Oh.

I don't have a high school crush. Oh, okay. The cutest guy in middle school was her baby daddy. And now he's balded. He's bald. Well, not too much on him, even though I don't like him, y'all. Would you call him as bald? Yeah.

Okay. But he's still nice looking. We count middle school crushes? I don't have a high school crush. The only thing, and I wouldn't even call him a crush. I would just say he was the finest nigga at our school. Yeah. He was cute.

No weird shit. Yeah. So, yeah, my high school crush, actually both of my baby daddy's were my high school crushes and they're still Yeah, y'all other baby daddy was teased.

They're still decent looking at me. The other one is involved last time I checked. I forgot about him. He's so absent. I forgot about him, but he was that nigga in high school. My high school crush is bald too.

Damn, bitch. You were. I really had the holes. Period. Not me. What can I say? My high school crush is actually bald, too. But he looks really good.

His body keeps his body in shape. And that matters. He's still chasing his dreams that he had, and he's still in that field, so I am proud of him. What do you want to do, rap? No, he was a fighter, a boxer fighter. Oh, okay. Okay. That's a nice little feel to be in, too.

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You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street pizza to a new guest.

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To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever made. somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness, Delivering Happiness. Mariano Rivera. Oh, my God.

And many, many more. Open your free High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Totoro. And listen now. This is Chelsea handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse. The world gets crazier. And Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible,

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If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. So join Yamanika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem? I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Shalamita's man in her age group, mind you, she's number seven.

So she's 23. Mm-hmm. Bald. Malk, pull up that video. because we always ask, man, what's your favorite hairstyle on a woman and da-da-da-da-da? Oh, pop the balloon. It's easily hilarious.

I love watching a pop the balloon. They be going crazy on here, but look at, look at bro here. What the hell? Why would he go on there like that? She said she popped the balloon. We just show you the large, baby. Look. All to.

Listen, y'all listen. Now it's getting a predator. She said, I don't even think that makes it better or not. It's like, fake. I feel like just pick one. No. That's kind of a double standard as well because I could say don't have a lace

and with your own hair. This is not a lace. That's not a lace? My hair is, there's leave out, but it's not a lace. I don't do lace. Any extensions low? There's extensions.

Okay, so I mean, you see what I'm saying, though? Yeah, and that's your preference. Yeah, same with you, but I'm just saying that's a little bit of double standard. They all are you. How's it a double standard? Just as far as you say one or the other, I could say no extensions

and just do that way. You could have popped your balloon and said, I don't like girls with extensions, but you didn't. So I don't get what it was. I didn't know where you had extensions. Cut it out. He needs to put that down in back. He said, I could take it down.

He's versatile. She said, I think that doesn't make it any better. One thing I will say about him, I don't think he's bawding because usually that's the spot where niggas gets a bawled in at. But show. I ain't going to lie. He tried to pop it on a sheet. They're cold.

She is. She's pretty. She looked good. And like that cut is like so close. And like that cut is like so close. and just lame. Can we zoom in on him? What the fuck?

Go back to when he had it in the car. Bro. Go back to when it was in a potty tail bounce. You're a cornball. Look at the balloon is hilarious, man. What made you decide to do that? He's to give him moral combat. What's that nigga name now?

Girl. Girl. I used to get my ass kicked so bad in Mortal Kombat. Oh, my God. I used to pick sub-zero. Who did you pick? Scorpion and Sub Zerrug. I used to pick the cute girl, the ninja girl.

Or the Catana. Oh, Katana. Yes. Did she have much arms? People used to. No, she had, she had the swords. People used to call me Katana all the time. I used to wish.

We should be more to comment. I used to wish we were Katina and Katana. That would be cute as fun. That would be cute. We need to look into that. Look at his hair, y'all. It was way worse with it with the bullet. He was like a monk.

Chiki said, Trops said put it back with the bullet. No. Um, no, I used to wish that we were Katina and Katano. That's cute. Malk, how do you feel about women with short hair? Shee. How short? Short.

Yo, your length. Like, wave. What if her way is getting crazier than yours? I'm cool. Pixie cut. Pixie cuts are fired. Y'all like pixie cuts? Pinksy cut with a little platinum line.

Doom is cool. Dumb is cool. Okay. Any short on it? Now, the full-blown fade, no hair. See patient. I'm cool. It fits some girls.

Can I see that about them? It fits some girls. I like it. Yeah, it does fit some girls. Now, if I woke up tomorrow with a fay, I'll be done for. You got to have a face for it, though. Like, everybody don't have a face. Because my head too long to be bald.

I got to, my face is cool, but it's my head. Like, if y'all see my head under here, ain't no telling what our heads look like under this hair. You might have a roll in the back of your head, a dent. I think you can't pull it off. There you go. I got a big ass head, too. My shit, like Casper, like a light bulb.

I couldn't imagine you were no short hair. Didn't even look at it blind myself. Not waves, though. A little pixie cut? I can't see it. I want the finger waves. That would be, actually, I had a quick, I had a 27 piece with the finger waves on top. I'm going to show you a picture.

Was you going back to school with the 27 piece or that was in adulthood? No, I was an adult. No baby hairs, no none. Just straight, organic. Yeah, I think that that's crazy. Don't get me no buzz, because niggas is going to hate me. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.

Okay, while we're on the thing of Ix, now, can you pay the next video it starts off as like a white woman on it? So, Trout, this made me think of you when I seen it. Why? She asked girls to share their boyfriend's ickyest posture pigs,

and look at these men. What is that? What he doing? Is that his belly That's his belly This was on our honeymoon Look at it He's so comfortable

Uh-uh Oh that was not that bad He got the reeks Look how he's playing the game He's just so comfortable He said it keeps him grounded He's so comfortable He's comfortable

Oh my gosh straight enough Why would it make you think about me? He's repairing his lock socket Looking like a question mark she said Like me and just to be doing This wouldn't ick you because you got icked out by that man dancing in the car.

If it was my husband, no. That's how he proposed to her. Look. He was weak. I mean, he's clearly like... Oh, look at him. No, no, no. She knew what she was signing up for her. But you know what?

What I can say about all these men are doing manly things. One thing I will say about all these men is they're all white. And... You know what that means? I don't know. White bread. I prefer white bread over week. bread is what I meant to say.

You want white men? I don't know. I was just trying to make it sound better that I say a white. We don't care. No, we don't care about that. I think that white men are more a little able to be more feminine.

The thing is, they're not as heavily critiqued as black men. And it's like, come on now. At some point we have to just quit like judging men, whether they're white or black or just doing normal shit.

Like, imagine you, imagine you as a man just doing something normal and then you gotta switch gears and be like, oh damn, wait, hold on. Let me look tougher. Okay, look gay. Yeah, sure. I couldn't even get the damn tape off. And bitch, you climbed them for it.

No, I clown Mike as he said, I don't want to bust it open. Like, bro, you got busting it open. Get the damn tape on it. But this is why I'm saying, though. If you run run into a regular heterosexual white male, they will have feminine-ass mannerisms. And they're probably not gay in their second line.

Yeah, they do be feminine. They be in their blurments like crazy. Or is it just our heightened sense of judgmental. Yeah. Perspective. It's, hey girl, you want to go to the mob, bitch? No, it's not. Yes, they be having bromances.

I think that's what I'm going to be talking about with white men. Like, they'll smack each other's asses. They'll sit on each other's lapses. They were more and, love men. They're sitting on each other laps. They'll share

straws and stuff like that. Like their bromance be serious. I mean, and imagine a black man doing it. It's just a culture. I'm going to have a problem with that.

I'm going to have a problem with that. Even if I date a white man, I'm going to have a problem with that. Like, get off his lap. We've literally seen it on Love Island and they ate the two guys of Bryce and Zach.

They were like more into each other than they were into their girls, their couples. And it's like, I don't know. The romance is serious. But it's a cultural difference, so, you know, it is what it is, I guess. Well, what is something that would make y'all cut a man off? Baby Mama Drama.

Good one. Because people die behind that. They do. Like, if you got, like, Baby Mama Drama or just, like, baggage that ends up manifesting into, like, you're a crazy ex or whatever. Crazy X is. I'm cool. You got to go. I mean myself off you.

Yeah, you got to win yourself. like, okay. And that sucks. I like you already. And it's like I got a way. Like, is it worth the risk or whatever? And then I'm just telling myself like, no, I got to strategically like bow out gracefully because,

bro, niggas kill about bitches. I'm sure bitches do, they do weird that shit, like calling a bitch job or you never know what a bitch might do. And especially when you're in a position, you got too much going on, you pretty. I'm not fighting. I'm not doing none of that. Right.

So you get that together and then come back to me. And if you can't get that together, then I'm sorry. It's just we can't be. Literally. Like, I'm always knowing the back of my mind, I can't take him serious. We can't go anywhere for real. Because honestly, why would you even approach me knowing you have baggage to this level or like that type of situation?

It's not fair, though. Why can't you keep these bitches in check? It's not fair, though, because he may be ready to really genuinely ready to move on. and she's doing everything to fuck up for where another woman will never want to be with him. So that's not fair to him, but it's what. I genuinely feel bad for you. But at the end of the day, it's more not fair to me.

Because at the end of the day, you chose her. You were the four-judge of character. But years ago. And now it's coming back to hunt us. But imagine if that was something years ago, like you said, they have a child together or any other like deep commitments and stuff like that to where it's just like, damn, things changed.

She wasn't like this at one point. And now I don't want to be stuck with her. I still have to go out and live my life and find me another woman. But for her to keep coming back. If she's getting in the way of that, it is what it is. Do y'all be it? It's women that got pregnant at 15, 16 years old. And guess what?

They baby daddy grew up to be a broke nigga and you got to roll with them punches. So you got to just deal with what come with it. You, you have to deal with it. I don't have to. That's true. I can get the fuck. Gone. Okay.

But what I will say, what is the, like, instant turnoff? I cannot deal with no nigger who's shooting it. Like say it's 4th of July y'all. What? I'm dead ass because now for real you shooting in the air, you plan. It's like playing with God. Kevin Gates literally said that and now I'm dead ass.

Like if you're shooting on the 4th or if you drunk or something, at least shooting the grass. Don't be shooting in the air. Bullets fall. What goes to come down? And it's just like it's almost, it's worse than a nigga that litters. Like I hate a man in the litter. I hate a man in the litter.

I hate a man. It's so bad. When I say I have converted. multiple people Literally My son don't be like My dad-dad He hurt the earth

He'd be throwing trash Yeah He's so bad Yes Aw I know I'd be so bad He's such a big boy Because I'd be

I'd explain it to him Like you know I'm like No you can't do that Like we gotta keep the earth clean We gotta keep You know This and that's

And he really abides By that now And it irks him so bad When his daddy Litters As it should I said What your dad

That'd say He said It'd be earth will be okay I'm like I can steal I can steal I will tell him man, I'll be like, that's ignorant.

We're going to pass a trash can. That's ignorant. Oh, like, let's grow up seriously. Like, that's so filthy. Would you just, would you throw trash in your living room? Exactly. At the end of the day, Earth is our home.

Our kids have to inhabit Earth. Our grandkids and their kids have to inhabit Earth. Hold on, it makes it that far. Malkover looking like, girl, fuck that. I'm throwing this big Mac outside the window. No.

Oh. Okay, thank you. You always pass trash cans. Like, come on. But you know that, you know that they know better because you know why they will not litter in their own hood. They'll drive a few streets over and then they'll throw it off the window. It's crazy work. What's your cutoff?

Oh, you said. What about you? I don't know. I'd be so disconnected from the world because I don't be like dealing with people. Something I could. The crazy baby mama is best. That's absolutely a no-go for me. Being too overly sexual.

Like, I'm a freaky person. No, even once y'all dating. Like, I'm a freaky person, but if you think that you got a hump on me, the second that you see me before we eat, before we do anything fun, before you see how I'm feeling and how my day is going, you don't care about me. You think I'm a piece of meat. I'm always horny. Don't get me wrong, but it's just a way to go about it.

Like, if I'm texting about something that you can only, no, that's a turnoff. Yeah. And then you got to think, are you overly lustful in general? Exactly. Because an overly lustful man is a huge red flag. It is. It is. And like I said, it's nothing.

It's getting quiet on the creek. And if the energy is there, like, you know, when the energy is there, the energy is there. Like, when you're ready to hump, I'm ready to hump. And I'm not never going to say no. Like, you know. Yeah. I'll have to be, like, completely turned off. But it's just like, if I'm talking to you about my day or some serious stuff and you, like,

but what that mouth do? Right. But what that, pop that lemon drop. You can't even read the room, nigga. You too, work. to the day. Exactly. Like, damn.

Where is, you know, like, yeah, so that, that, that will be my turn off because. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, like, what are we doing? I was trying to watch a movie and this guy was like, overly freaked out. I'm like, please, it's getting to the good part. No, I'm sorry. Because please do not try to crack while I'm watching the shy.

Don't do it. You all watch it? No, I don't. What? I got to watch it a little bit. No, I don't. Oh my gosh. Y'all.

Y'all, I'm not going to hear y'all. I'm focusing on not peeing so bad. I got to pee. Are you about to go pee? No, no, no, no. I just got to sit up. My almost got to keep you. But listen, y'all, it comes on showtime.

I'm telling you y'all, y'all, y'all would love it. The finale, it just finished. Cool. It's such a good show. She ready to wrap the shit up. I watched your obsession. Have you seen that movie obsession? No.

Wait, what, what? It's on Peacock now. Wait, yes, I've seen it. Oh, you got the girl. It got got a scary. Yes. And you signed into my my fucking Disney

Plus out of HBO Max? You sign in your P-Coc? You walked me out of your Disney and You walked out your Disney? No, I did. No, I did. No, I did. No, I didn't.

Okay. Okay. All right, no, you got my skin. But you got to log in. But you're logged into my HBO Max. Yes. My last video, I watched Harry Potter every day.

The people are the beach. And to wrap up everything that we said, y'all, be y'all self. Be yourself. Because look at this. Oh, relax. Boom. And he took her back to propose to her. Look, she's a hot girl through and through and forever.

So find somebody that accepts you for you and loves you for you. And yes, when you become somebody's woman, you do have to move a little differently. That's a given. We're going to do that. But while we're single and having fun and, living our lives, we don't do that, okay? Period. But put up is my preference, just so y'all. We'll much rather

be. My love life is cursed. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. Doesn't it not seem like that? This fake ass wood. What? This is a real one. Your last nigga was how old? It don't matter.

Older than you. Older than me. I told you that, hey, the Y-N. You said God should get a Y-N. Yes. Come join the team. You said, come up. Look at me. Yes. Oh, my gosh.

Hawaii from somewhere else. That's what I think it is. I think it's Indianapolis. I need to find somebody. Just down outside your city. Y'all, I thought that Malk was 23 going on 24. I'm so depressed. He's 23.

I'm so depressed. He was 22. He's 23. Are you depressed, baby? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe he could have got a chance, but you're only 23. Okay, so that was your fear.

What's another funny fear that you got? Okay. Tell me. Y'all don't feel this. Sharks in a pool. A deep-ass, dark-ass, blue-ass, aflo-marine-ass pool. A pool or a pool?

Have you ever been in that diving pool at an auditorium at I-E-P-Y? No, because I can't swim. It's super, super deep, right? We used to be synchronized swimmers, right? Did y'all really? Yes. Because we're twins. What?

My granny put us in it. Please find some videos. We have to see this. So y'all did choir. Y'all did volleyball. I love that. I did everything. bitch

I didn't finish too our granny thought we was Serena and Venus William my papa used to put me in all this stuff shout out to the

grandparents don't know these new grandparents there's not these new grandparents there's my son with his papa right fuck y'all

I need to go that's right shout out to my head sharks in the pool scary as fuck I used to have my goggles and I used to have

to look around the pool and if you're in a very very deep pool it's scary it will make you be like are there sharks in here I imagine you turn and it's just like

all right All you're done it Quiet on the creek Did it Like no for it What's that funny for you? I mean it's not really funny But it looks funny

When I'm afraid of them I'm extremely terrified of bees Oh my goodness So if we're ever on a patio And it's like anything flying around Bitch I'm talking about I'm throwing tables Knocking drinks over her

Oh my goodness Elbow, like, it's very over. I'm trying to escape. Like, I am, but that's because I was attacked by a hive of bees when I was cutting the grass as a kid. So you've been miss nigger. Two times. I've been attacked by a hive of bees. Well, a hive of bees and a nest of wasps while cutting the grass.

Now, why? Well, have you always been cutting grass? So it's a real home of yelma. Because my daddy don't got no sons. So I am my daddy's son. I know that's right. Did you have another? My funny fear is this hysteria that's going on with this lettuce and stuff?

No, for real. I don't want to be having explosive diarrhea. I've been there, done that. Don't want to do it again. But guess what? You might lose the weight. They say 30 pounds. Most women want to lose weight.

I want to lose weight. Hey, I don't want to shit everywhere. Keep my pounds on. I'll keep my 30 pounds versus shitting everywhere. I'll be too many places to be shit. Take my 30 pounds. I'll be stuck. in the house for a month.

If I'm in the house, that's what I'm in the house, cool. But to be, no. Or even if I'm at work, fuck it. No. And you know if you got to poop so much,

at that point you need diaper cream. Your ass going to be raw. Oh, my God. That just made my lemon drop hurt. No, because I was drinking some saraside bitters at the beginning in the summer trying to get my summer body ray. It was raw.

My, my, my little backside, it was raw, y'all. Oh, hell no And she recommended this to me Have me right on Amazon It works though, don't it. I took it one day and I said

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