Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Strict v/s Controlling? The Girls Get REAL About Relationships 👀
Episode Date: August 19, 2026This week on It's 520 Somewhere, the girls get into some serious relationship questions—and everybody has an opinion. 👀What's the difference between a man being strict, protective, or control...ling in a relationship? When does setting boundaries cross the line into controlling behavior?The conversation also turns to money and dating: Do women judge men based on how much they make? Does a man's salary affect attraction, compatibility, or the way women view him as a potential partner? 💰Barbee, Kiki, and Trop break down expectations, boundaries, relationships, and the financial pressures that can come with dating today.As always, expect different opinions, plenty of laughs, and some conversations that might hit a little too close to home. 😂🎙️ Tap in and tell us: Is there a difference between being strict and being controlling?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere.
I am your girl Barbie.
And we're about to have a good motherfucking show
because I miss my girls and I'm so excited that we are back, baby.
No, for real.
It'd be singing like a long.
We got to shoot twice a week, y'all.
I'll miss you, my buddies.
I miss you, my friends.
Shooting twice a week will be fire.
It would be, but some of the comments be saying that.
Look at a job.
Miss 13 hours.
God damn.
To my left, I got the hardest working woman I know.
Nurse Trot, how you doing, mama?
Good.
Getting ready for work.
Yeah.
Always.
I got to work after this, y'all.
Yeah, so she's drinking a mocktail, but we'll get into the drink later.
And to my right, I got your girl.
Miss Kiki
Hey y'all
How you feeling beautiful?
I'm fine
You're looking mighty, mighty, mighty fine
Looking like
Keyline pie again today
Yeah, y'all
just, y'all know this is my second favorite color
I just
I was supposed to make you guys
Keyline martinis
Remind me to do that
Okay, yeah, next next episode
Please
We still never even did the tree
Like
Oh, what's wrong with us?
We are, we have the memories
And we have the memory of a nap
And too much going on
But why we are
already at it. Let's go ahead and just get right back into fit check.
Okay.
I think that they felt like we took too long last week.
Watch the episode. We need y'all to watch the episode.
We are more than our fat asses, you know?
We're more than our beauty.
Yeah, we have big mouths too.
Kiki.
Earth tones.
Come on with Earth Tombs. You can't do wrong.
Okay, red.
I'm loving the sun dresses.
Far red. She ain't scared.
Yeah.
Y'all, y'all.
And drop all I'm trying to show these feet off.
Put them sides back on.
Girl, I'm about to.
Oh.
I planned on it.
But that dance, that's why I took them off, because I would have felt.
Didn't know, I'm.
I can't even get up.
Okay.
True.
You look so cute.
Oh.
She is not here to play today.
Surprise, surprise.
Surprise, surprise.
As we talked about our.
busy lives. I had to hurry up and go to my
friend's baby shower
right after this and she's having a
true religion restaurant theme.
I love that.
Cute. Is it a boy? It's a boy.
His name is True.
Oh, I love that.
We can't wait to meet you, baby, True.
My friends is trash, though. Why are we still
having kids? What?
What? That's not trash. I'll do it again
if I've ran into the right person, but...
Well, she did. Shout out to her
her boyfriend.
You have her own. You have a wrong.
You have room for more kids
Because you only have, you have two, so
Why you don't got room?
Because I have three.
If you meet the man of your dreams.
What you meet the man that wants six?
There you go.
Three more you got to pop out.
He's like, we halfway there.
Yeah.
Six kids.
Out of this, coo-cheek.
Yes.
No way.
Well.
No, they're going to practically fall out by then.
I've been wanting to ask y'all too.
They're not, yeah, definitely not going to fall out.
I always said, even when I was a kid, I knew I wanted three kids.
Okay, period.
So, yeah, tubes, you getting an tube?
Although I planned on, I didn't plan on having all girls.
No, I'm not getting my tubes.
You got to have a boy.
Boys are just amazing.
I don't want a girl.
I don't want a girl at all.
And I don't want a boy.
I used to.
I love being a boy mom.
It's the best ever.
They're so sweet.
Like, I just love him.
I'm sure they are, but I ain't get one yet, and I ain't.
You're going to have another girl.
I'm content. Thank you, God.
I'm happy with what I have.
Thank you, Father God, for these healthy, beautiful children, smart children that we have.
No, for real, Amy.
I've been wanting to ask y' y'all.
I had seen, what's Jim Jones' podcast called?
I don't know if it even still exists anymore.
Yes, it does.
Well, they were saying something about them not paying their bills and it was not, okay, we won't do that here.
But they had talking about the top five best feelings in the world, like in life.
What are the top five best feelings that you've ever felt?
Top five.
I feel like when you had a drunk night and you got to pee real bad and you finally make it home and you take that pee.
You make it wrong, baby.
Yeah.
I'd be outside the car like.
Y'all, do you y'all outside the car?
I'm so weak.
Huh?
Physical feelings.
Just however you want to spin it.
But no.
Hold on.
Have you ever had to pee and you felt like, oh my gosh.
She just, come on.
No, y'all ever had a pee that feels so good that you feel like,
am I even here right now taking this piss?
Like, pinch me.
Am I dreaming like, is this real?
Those peas be feeling the best.
All right, that's one.
Come on.
No, Trump can go.
No, I don't have anything to say.
You don't have nothing that made you just, like, best feelings in the world.
Try, nothing.
I got all five.
I was going to, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Well, you finished since you already started.
drunk because I don't smoke no more
but when you used to smoke
and you get that meal that you
you know you're hungry
you smash at the end of the night
probably heated up some
some fire-ass food that you had in the fridge
and you finally get to smash
good as fuck
in bed
you eat in bed? No I don't make it to the bed
I eat it at the table
I just want to be comfortable
true I understand but what if you get messy
then you're going to make a mess in your bed
yeah not simply eating at the messy
when I'm like drunk like that.
I don't know.
I just be feeling like I'm ready to smash
and it might get a little missing.
I'd be naked at the dinner table like.
Cravely.
Cravely's three in the morning.
Eyes closed.
Like, what?
Okay, too.
Come on.
And I mean, I feel like obviously
when you climax.
You say splash.
But the splashes hit different though.
They do.
You know, that little, you know,
you know what I'm talking about.
It's different, different types of splash.
The old faithful.
wait what no I need a little more description climb a regular regular
climax versus old faithful where's old faithful come from like a fountain what is why are you
I understand what you're saying why you're calling old faithful because I feel like nutting is
different than squirting it is like a squirt is like a stupor nut like a super duper nut
yeah okay so that's like maybe nutting can be number two and squirting can be number one
Okay.
I don't know.
What you got?
That's where yours goes.
Yeah.
Okay.
So mine's was being a mom.
I love that.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I feel you because, no, my daughter asked me today.
She was like, Mom, what's the best thing you ever did?
I said, giving y'all life.
Giving y'all life.
No, but just like those little special moments you had with your kid,
and you'd be like, damn, like you was really my baby.
And it might be the smallest of things, but like,
I don't know.
Motherhood just does something to me.
Like those small little moments with my babies, those are probably like, that would be number one.
Number two would be like accomplishing something.
Or, you know, once you accomplish something, because sometimes, like, you'll accomplish something and you'll, you don't have time to reflect on it until later.
So, like, when you sit and you're like, damn, I really did that.
Like, that kind of feeling is just, like, amazing.
Once you get off the airplane and into a new city or a new country, the air, the air,
It's different.
It just, the sun hit different.
That's just like an amazing feeling.
I don't know if I could go any further.
Where else would I take it?
I really like where you went with that.
I was like, I like your take.
I fuck with that.
Having someone like a mutual, when you're dating or talking to someone and it's mutual and you know it's mutual.
That's a good feeling.
Yeah.
Yeah, just knowing like, oh, this person really got my back.
Mm-hmm.
Like it never happened to like, you never having that doubt.
Because, you know, when you're, like, talking to someone new
or putting yourself out there to date, it's kind of like, damn,
am I doing too much or am I not?
Are we not on the same vibe?
For sure.
Or you can be involved with somebody for years.
And it's like, have y'all ever been in a, like, a situation
where you feel like this person is damn their holding back
or too scared to go all the way in or not even scared,
but they just hesitant because, I don't know,
because the way of the world,
or maybe they don't want to give themselves 100%.
And so you peep that they are holding back,
so you get to holding back.
Like, I swear, I've been in a relationship before
where I feel like it's dimner like we playing chess.
Like, we, like, trying to make sure we don't make, like,
a bad move or a move that's going to, like, be too open
or be doing too much.
Like, we're trying to let the other person lead first type shit
and be out of their body first.
Where do you get there?
Nobody wins.
Nobody wins in that.
Nothing like getting cute.
That's an amazing feeling.
I love that we get to come and we get to pod and we just get to put our shit on and then we get to go home.
We don't even got to do that.
I need to start stepping it up because you look salty and cute though.
Thank you.
Y'all look amazing as always.
But when shout out Toledo, he just dropped.
It's strict over here.
Period.
And it's 520.
He got a little record for us.
Yeah, a little cameo too.
And he clipped me in the beginning.
talking about when we was in Nashville.
Yeah, I didn't have no earrings on or nothing.
And I was just like, you know what?
You need to start being camera ready.
You were so cute, though.
You had on the red and the red and white tablecloth.
No, you just made that up.
Yes, you did.
You had that tie up like that, but it was red and white.
That's not what I had on.
It was green.
It was green.
It was green.
It was a little workout of it.
When we was in that, no, not on the, not on his video.
I'm talking about when we were there.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm talking about, like, being on the couch.
Oh, in that actual video?
I need to just like stepping like y'all be stepping when y'all.
When y'all come in here.
Come on.
You are a little casual, babe, though.
Freak, I am overly casual.
You look cute today.
Thank you.
Adorbs.
Y'all look adorable every time.
So I need to be, like, matching y'all because we all have our own, like, different thing that we do.
But, like, y'all come and I never played with the girls ever.
You neither.
The face never, never not gives.
But, like I said, shout out to Lido.
Him and Don Trip are about to drop something.
I've seen September 11th.
Can't see what they got for us there.
But the new album is strict over here.
I wanted to ask y'all, what's it.
the difference between being strict.
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It being controlling.
Is it strict over there, drop?
It's a little strict.
It's a little strict.
So what'd you do that strict?
Talk to me.
I just feel like you need to be communicating.
Communicating, okay.
But isn't that like having standards?
That's not really being strict, though, is it?
I mean, people who aren't straight, you don't got to communicate.
you can just do whatever you want to do.
You'll get away with a little bit more on the communication tip.
Yeah.
And as far as like, Strick, I feel like I'm going to stand on it.
Like, if you're not following the rules, like, then I'm going to probably get the fuck on.
Yeah.
And so then, well, okay, and that same tip, because you are supposed to communicate,
and if you don't communicate right, it's strict over here, you can get that.
Like, you don't need to be liking pictures.
Talk to them, child.
You don't need to be.
following your exes or anybody you crack.
You don't need to be doing that.
Okay.
To me.
I don't know.
I feel like that type of behavior is more for the talking stage.
Now, once we have a title, I run a tight shit.
It's like chunchable over here.
But I'm going to give you that same respect.
I feel like the difference between strict and controlling, like, okay, strict, we have
mutual boundaries.
You're controlling when you're expecting something from your partner that you're not
willing to give.
Like, don't tell me, don't be in these niggas likes, and then I log in my shit and you up
under every bitch, mom, sister, cousin, all that.
Like, we're not doing that.
That's controlling.
So strict is that if it's mutual.
This is what we've said.
It's an understanding.
And you know, going into it, like, because we courted each other or you courted me
and we figured out what each other was talking about before we gave each other that title.
So you know what is like over here.
if you jump in at water and I know the same about you.
So if that's not your cup of tea, then don't drink it, move around.
I feel like controlling is just like also just out-of-pocket behavior.
Like, don't FaceTime me and tell me to turn the camera around so you can see where I'm at.
Like, don't, like, or like, I didn't have men like ask me questions like, are you taking a shower?
Like, what do you mean?
Like, why are taking a shower?
I can't take a shower.
So how do y'all feel about, I don't know if we talked about this before, sharing locations.
Is that controlling?
Is that strict?
Is that caring?
And at what point do you do that?
Is it in the talking stages?
Is it, you know, how does that come about?
I feel like once you got something so solid, like at that point, it's a safety concern.
You should, like, I'm sure married couples share their locations with each other.
And when you're married, you're one person.
You should.
But would you share your location?
with a guy?
And how long would you have to
have been around?
If we really locked in
like that like if we really solid
and he's sharing his location with me
but like if it's just like
he won my location
just because he wanted to like keep tabs
on me that's you know the intent
is different.
That's controlling.
Yeah.
I think that sharing locations
is a mutual thing again.
Now because there's some relationships
where the girl shares the location with the guy
and he don't share his location
with her. So what the fuck is that?
But also, I've been in a situation where it's like sharing the location,
Dana worked against me.
Like, you're watching my location so that you can do what you need to do, you know?
Okay.
So that's why I don't know.
I feel like sharing location, there has to be a lot of trust involved in that
and just a lot of, we got to be heavy and deep into this relationship for us to be doing that.
I don't know.
What do you think?
As far, I don't know.
I'm not strict at all.
I'm so easy going when it comes to, like, talking and being in a relationship because I just feel like we should be able to.
I'm coming in and giving you 100% of my trust until you do something that gives me otherwise.
So, and I know I'm a super understanding person too, like people have other lives.
Like, if you're a parent, if you work a lot, if you have other stuff that you're doing.
So as long as, like, you communicate enough, like, you're not ignoring me or anything like that.
Go ahead, boo.
Like, go ahead.
I feel like we should be, you know.
I like a little strictness though.
Yeah. Yeah.
I like for my need to be strict because I am also,
I need to be led and I need to be, I need to have somebody that strict because I am so just willy-nilly going with the win.
Like, do you say you got a podcast today?
So why are you, why are you out this late?
Or have you started working on, you know, this, I need somebody to kind of put a little foot to neck a little bit, but in the right way.
Yeah.
So.
I'm kind of, I'm like a hybrid.
I'm like really go with the flow.
The strictness just.
kicks in when you just cross certain lines.
I think for me it kicks in like I'm going to feed off of you.
Like I'm very much going to feed off of you.
Like if you call me like or FaceTime me like show me your passenger.
Guess what?
Next time I'm FaceTime you want to be like now show me your passenger.
I'm just very much going like what is what's that word?
I'm a reflection of you boo.
But I'm going to say but then when does it become tip for tat?
Right.
I'm very much that.
and maybe I need a girl out of that,
but I just feel like, I don't know,
I'm a definitely mirror.
Imagine who I'm with.
Like, so how are we going to do this?
Okay.
All of this leads me to the example of the man that I won't, y'all.
Okay.
Drake, L.L. Koo.
Oh, babe.
You like Drake today.
I don't want to be with Drake,
but I love everything that Drake does when it comes to women, y'all.
First, Drake, Drake, Aubrey.
Aubrey, where do it's 520 need to be so that we can be in these rooms when you're buying houses.
I'm actually the Drake fan up here, y'all.
We can go bar for bar on a Drake.
How far you want to go back?
We love you.
I want to be your girl, Drake.
I want you to do my home.
So when you having these luncheons and you want to buy people's mama's houses and things like that, remember.
Pencil less in.
Barbie.
I will send you my real name, sir.
We love you, Drake.
But Loco Drake, he had a look.
Can we put that video up, Dee?
Because Drake, that's what I love most about Drake, y'all.
What you say?
Who sent it to me?
Me?
Yep.
I love most about Drake because he don't, now that's something that I don't feel like he tries to put on the
about.
He genuinely loves women.
And he loves giving.
I know I had talked to a guy about it before.
He was like, nobody will ever genuinely love Drake.
It will always be what they can do.
do for him just because he has so much.
And I don't think that Drake cares about that.
I don't even think that's true.
I don't either.
Men always try to do that, though.
The ones who don't spend money on women or don't do stuff for women, they always act like the
men who do do for women.
Women only like them because they're doing for them.
Yeah.
Like, that's not true.
I would love a statistic on misogynist.
Like, like, what are, like, in general, what are their pockets like?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I really want to know what is their average salary?
What is the percentage of brokeies?
Well, no, I know some, I know some very wealthy men that are misogynist.
We'll get into that.
Go ahead.
You can play it.
Doing something for somebody for something in exchange.
Expectations in return, yeah.
It's just nice to make somebody else feel good.
Like, you know, like Jordan.
Jordan is such a bright spirit with so much electric energy.
And I just like seeing her feel good.
I like seeing all these women feel good.
Thank you.
I love her.
I love you, Joyce.
You can't say her name too loud because she's not in the comedy.
Joy is the funny girl on the next.
She is the funniest girl on the next.
And she's so kid.
I love seeing something for you in life.
More than trying to get that watch, get that whip for yourself.
You know, feel that bank account up.
They don't know it.
It's always good to have personal goals, but do something for somebody else.
You might feel a little more.
than strapping a watch to your wrist
or driving that new car
moving into that new place. I know those are
important things too. Quality of life is important
but you start to do things
for other people, you go home.
Even if you're lonely,
even if you had a rough day or tough day, you'll sit there
and think, yeah.
I know that's right. In Sogavia, let's
clap it out.
I am buying a round
for Drake. I am, next round
is on me, Drake. But
I think that like,
What he said is so important though.
Like, yeah, have your things in order.
Never go broke trying to please someone else.
Never lose yourself trying to please somebody else.
But if you have it and you really rock with somebody or you really,
and you don't even have to be sexually.
If it's somebody that's you really feel in somebody that's really a good person that's in your life, do something for them.
And it don't got to be in other men, I don't think that they should bash that.
Like all of those women that he did that stuff where I know Drake's not cracking them.
And that doesn't matter to him.
Yeah.
And even, okay, so you may not have Drake pockets, but that's why when it comes to like flowers or a meal.
It's something you can do within your range.
And don't look at it as, like he said, what did he said, having expectations or what did he say?
Wanting something in return and all that.
And to not want to do that for somebody that you're laying down and they're giving you their body, I just don't understand.
There's the disconnect.
Or it's just like, if you like somebody.
in any way why would you you don't want to put a smell on their face like they do it for the bros why not do it for the girls
that's so when i like somebody i literally want to make them happy like i want to make them smell what
where's the disconnect i literally want to like know like what is it that make the ones who got or it
it doesn't even matter if you got it because like you said you can do something within your range
so what is it that's preventing like do you not want to look like a sim do you feel like
she's not doing.
What do you expect in return in order for you to do this?
Or do you, maybe you don't got it enough to where you can buy two.
Because real bosses can buy their cell one and buy they bitch one too.
So what's really is, what's going on?
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I chose option B.
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I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility.
Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us.
Not a lot of people smile around here.
It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it.
It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself.
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I'm going to have to look up this story.
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When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and held captive for 9.
months. I survived, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have
destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the survivor files. I just remember this low,
taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up, don't say anything. Every week, I'm with survivors
who live through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me.
I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming.
They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced.
But these aren't stories about what's taken from them.
There's stories about what it takes to make it out alive.
Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Like, it might be something better than, like, buying.
that new watch.
Like you could,
I just feel like
that speaks to just
like turning your bitch up.
Yeah.
Like if you already got,
like, oh my God.
And what?
Because some niggas do do this.
They'll just buy themselves
more and more and more and more
and more and more.
And upgrade they chain
and upgrade they watch
more and more and more.
To get more women.
And your girl sitting here,
you ain't did.
Nothing for her.
What little boozy said?
She got to buy her own shit.
Yeah.
What little Boosy say,
yeah, he said something.
Your girl,
hair ain't even done.
Damn.
She's a reflection of you.
Like some of these men are so selfish.
Like they just don't keep on.
Yeah, it's bad.
But do y'all think that they feel like,
oh, I'm a bust this bitch for her to go smile
in the next nigga face?
Do you think that it's insecurity?
Yes, I think you are.
You think that's the mayor.
You're insecure or you know that you don't deserve her
or like you're doing wrong.
Like, because why would she leave you
unless you doing something for her to leave?
Are you selfish?
and genuinely just don't care about this woman.
And what a future say?
I think it was future.
He said the standard is turning your bitch up.
Turn her up.
Like, hello.
Come on.
That's your girl.
I could see if you're like not tricking on randoms and hoes or whatever.
But your bitch, you're not going to turn up yo bitch.
And you got it?
The girls' fly should definitely match her fly.
Oh, and then there, I'm not supposed to.
I'm sorry.
They're going to go with you.
People in the city can see that.
Yes.
And what?
People, bro, I don't feel like if a nigger look a certain way and his bitch don't match
the energy.
Like, yeah, they're definitely looking at y'all judging y'all.
Him.
I'm judging him.
Like, I'm looking directly at him, especially if they'd have been together for years.
Like, they locked in.
Because what are you going?
I'm judging him.
Everybody's judging him.
And the men are going to say, well, you should be able to do this.
This is not for yourself.
It's going to get done.
But as simple as covering a nail appointment, a hair appointment,
or buying something nice for her to, like, a piece for her to have.
What is the problem, King?
Literally.
We do it.
We can do it.
My hair napier this week, but it'll be done next week.
Mind your business, so.
But we can do it.
We do this shit.
Literally.
And some women are low maintenance.
True.
Some women don't require all that.
Some birthdays and do their own hair.
Some might just get her, get a retwist or something.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not.
And I ain't going to hold y'all
Nobody on this couch smokes
Who don't?
You smoke every day?
Not every day, no
That's what I'm seeing
Like I feel like if you smoke
You are, you are damn
That's damn near a bill
Oh yeah
Like we're low maintenance
We don't even smoke
Yeah I would never want a man to be
Here a sack
Like you know
Like no that ass like
If you don't smoke
I feel like you talk your nigga
Way less than a girl that smokes
No shade to the to the
the stoners. I got sisters that are
stoners, but I'm just saying, like,
I don't cost you nothing for real.
What did you say about birthdays? I'm saying,
this bitch didn't had five birthdays
with you, five Christmases, you ain't
got her nothing nice. Like, damn.
They got her not nice. Yeah.
What are your stuff?
What? What? You're in your kid at?
Right.
God. Man, if you don't keep
that coat or whatever.
Look, let's raise a glass.
This drink today is called
very bad decision.
So let's make better decisions out here in life, men and women.
What we have here is blackberries.
It has freshly squeezed lemonade.
Ferexed lemon in there,
agave and tequila, of course.
We garnished it with a little bit of blueberries.
Yes, very bad decision.
I like that.
That is such a cute name.
I love it.
And it's real.
That is cute.
Thank you.
Very bad decisions.
What is probably the most adventurous thing
that y'all have ever done?
Because let me tell you, when I go out of the country, y'all know, I just, that free spirit is why I need a man to lead me and to be on my ass.
Because we went to do a, like a little rock slide in the forest.
And we were in, like, I think we were in, this was in Puerto Rico.
Was this in Puerto Rico?
I don't feel like my friends were with me.
So I don't know where I was.
I was somewhere out of the country.
And we went with a tour guy and we're kind of like hiking around on like the stones and all that stuff.
little water. And it was this small hoe, y'all, literally, the littlest hole. And you can just
fit your body in there and it took you to another part and you came out. Girl, that's dangerous.
But go ahead. I did that. And that was the most terrifying thing I've ever done in my life.
I paraceled before, that was probably the second most terrifying thing I've ever done.
Yeah, I've done that. But going through that little hole and just imagine it was just so scary.
Like, I was just in these rocks like, and there was water coming out and it was dark. But I went through
when I came through the other side.
You go, period.
Amen.
But have you seen them videos online?
People get stuck?
In the caves and shit?
Yes.
Yes.
And the thing is, you're looking at.
You'd be like, you're a dumbass.
Why would you do that?
I did it.
I did it.
But like, yeah.
I'm a dumb ass.
I'm a dumb ass.
I'm a dumb ass.
It's me.
What is the more?
You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yes.
Y'all, that was so freaking terrible.
I have a video, but you really can't even see it in there
because it's so, like,
But that was terrifying.
My big body, big, thick BBL squeam.
That big booty.
So, big shoulders too.
What's the most adventurous thing that chop ever done?
Most adventurous.
I mean, I've done all that little, I haven't done that, but I've done all the, like, vacate fun.
Skinny dipping at the swimming pool when it's closed and locked up.
And what kind of pool?
Like an apartment?
Yeah, the apartment pool.
Girl, you know you can go to.
to jail for that. Can you?
Yes. For the skinny different part
or the sneaking in? Breaking and
entering. Both of them? You're going to throw
the book at you. I was adventurous that day.
You climbed the fence? Yeah.
And then took your clothes all where you climbed the fence.
Nah. Nah, I ain't climbed naked. I took my
clothes. Come on now. I got a little class.
Okay. Okay, that's fine.
Who did it with you?
It was a few of us. Like girls? Yeah, it was like a group
of us and we had like the bottle and stuff.
Did anybody get caught?
No, hell no. Why did y'all get naked?
we were just, we were just
young, young, dumb, and burrow.
I'm hewn, dad, dad.
I'm humed.
Did you see that video?
No.
When you was like, it feels like being with Mrs.
Trunchbowl, it's this dude on the internet.
He was like, I hate a strict dude.
He was like, he's like, I feel like I'm dating Miss Trunchbow.
Like, I'm always in the chokie.
Oh my God.
The choky, okay.
So, yeah, he was like, I'm human too, Daddad.
I'm hum.
I love a strict man, though.
I love a street man.
I'm not controlling.
Not controlling.
But care about what I'm doing, please.
No, for real.
Tap in.
Tap in, please.
Adventurous thing that trap is done.
Huh, y'all know I ain't been nowhere.
Well, you work with pathogens and bloody body fluids and stuff every day, so that's pretty.
That's pretty scary.
But nothing outside of that?
No, nothing.
Well, we need to get a trip going on.
Yeah, we do the adventurous stuff.
Where do you draw the line?
You know what I would not do, though, that I used to really want to do real bad?
No, I got a bungee jump because Selena bungee jumped.
But you can do it.
You can do it.
Hot Air balloon.
I want to do that.
I've done that.
You did it?
Yes.
Where?
Now, I don't know if this counts, but the one in Carmel.
Yeah, it counts.
Okay.
Why would it not go?
I thought you was in the Abidabie Desert.
Nah, hell no.
I won, like, Aladdin or a genie, nothing like that.
Br, I've seen something malfunctioned.
I've seen a video, something malfunctioned on one of these hot air balloons,
and the balloon just popped and they just fell straight to the ground by.
Oh, speaking of malfunctions there, can we pull up that clip while we're here?
Yeah, they died.
It's the men in the slides.
Damn.
Really sad.
Oh, my, they were.
And one of the girls was, like, recording in there as.
Oh, my goodness.
Recipe's to them.
But that'd be the thing.
Like, you signed up for all this crazy stuff.
Like, after I did the parasel and that's when that show had came out with that girl.
Mm-hmm.
I can't remember what it was called Sarah or something.
But look at this.
Speaking of doing a crazy adventurous thing.
Oh, hell, no.
Well, this isn't even adventurous, though?
Probably.
He got stuck out.
Isn't his clothes?
Yeah, his clothes.
No.
No, he just got stuck.
I've been watching all of these.
I went down a rabbit hole.
So imagine it's stuck in there.
You're already clashtaprophic.
You're scared.
How do that camera is throwing me out?
You're stuck in there.
But the fact that you go back up.
Yeah.
It's scary.
Like, oh.
My goodness.
I just went into a lot of beach got outside.
Baby.
I didn't think about it.
By the time I got to that door, I would have been a piss poop, threw up and everything,
because why am I getting stuck up on this lot?
I mean, I would just be scooting forward.
But it would be just panic.
When panic sets in, I'm not one of them.
Me and my best friend, we went to an amusement park and they had this, the ride.
And it wasn't closed in, like the slide wasn't closed in like that.
But you go up to the top and they put you in this little chamber thing.
And then it drops from underneath you.
And the slide was open.
you're going so fast that your body lifts up off the slide and there's nothing over top of you.
It was so scary.
I did it first.
I looked for my best friend to come down.
She was up there.
She was like, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
She never came down.
Then I looked at.
She was on the ground.
She went all the way back down, went down to the little second slide and came through that one.
She was like, I just couldn't be closed in that chamber because they put you in there.
It was like five, four, three, two, one.
And then it stopped.
Then it just dropped you.
But them, y'all know AI has made some videos where people,
like fake fallout the slides or whatever.
That should be looking so real.
I hate AI videos.
Like, because I really believe in that because I'm a little slow.
I don't know.
Now that I'm thick, I be scared to do certain stuff.
Like what?
I be like, I wait too much.
Like roller coasters, I'd be looking at every screw on the roller coaster.
Oh, my goodness.
Because I'm coming down.
I'll be like, I don't know.
Big mama in here.
I'm scared.
That is so funny.
But let's get into words.
I guess this would still be a word.
from the block because it's not like the official, but Sensei.
We had Carlos Miller on here.
Shout out to him.
Shout out to the 85 percenters.
And they called Carlos Miller the Sensei of this podcast and of this media world.
And then also we have Beno on here.
Shout out to him.
Prolific has dropped.
Make sure y'all go check that out with Bino and Nipsey.
But Beano said that Nipsey was like his sensei.
And so I'm like, let's make that words from the block, words from the rock.
And a sense say is someone whose knowledge, experience, or influence has enough weight that people watch their moves and learn from them.
So I wanted to ask y'all, who are y'all taking, like, life advice from?
And do you have anybody that who's like, that sounds kind of crazy, anybody's whose life that you won't, but whose life is like, damn, they got it.
Like, I want a life similar to that.
Like, I want my shit to go in that direction.
Well, let me say this first.
Carlos Miller definitely lives true to his name.
when they call him the sensei, he really is that nigger in this arena.
Like when I say he attracted, like, traffic to us, subscribers to us, he really like.
We're so grateful for him to you know.
So grateful.
So grateful. Like he really like, you know, he just came and sprinkled a little bit of his little, you know, good juju on us.
And we're so appreciative.
And he definitely is that.
But who like life?
would think about it real quick so I could say this and also that nigga is when I think a
sense say I think a ninjas and I he a ninja because he's so he just so cool and chill and
quiet with like his power like but that's really a powerful nigger yes he got a philosophical
he really got that cool he's philosophical and he's so cool and just easy going it was just like even
with him being who he was I'm always nervous anytime we interview anybody but it just felt so genuine
Like, Carlos, like, come on, we need to link up again.
We definitely want to link up with you, Sensei.
But who would you say?
Because, well, and it's funny you say, Ninja, real quick,
because, you know, Sensei, that comes from Japanese.
You know, we took Japanese in high school.
These girls so.
Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches,
there's a lot of suspense.
Will they finally eat the veggies?
Will the pasto survive the first bite?
Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full,
or come home at all?
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On the new podcast Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman.
I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle.
I chose option B.
I'm Julie Pinero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first.
I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility.
Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us.
Not a lot of people smile around here.
It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is, and not the lies you're sold about it.
It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself.
So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip,
I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and held captive for nine months.
I survived, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them.
I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the Survivor Files.
I just remember this low, taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up, don't say anything.
Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable.
I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me.
I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming.
They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced.
But these aren't stories about what's taken from them.
They're stories about what it takes to make it out alive.
Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
If your bookshelf and your for-you page are equally important to your personality,
welcome home.
This is Prose Society, the weekly podcast that's part bookbookbooking.
Club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks
Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo and every
week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone
can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. I'm obsessed. So I'm obsessed.
From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments,
nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling,
characters and that is a Trojan horse.
Whether you're looking for literary deep dives,
smart pop culture conversations,
or a community of readers who love to think
a little too much, you're in the right place.
Listen to Pro Society on the IHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
See you between the pages.
Smart.
So, um, but yeah, that's really all I'm saying.
What else you know in Japanese?
Well, we called our teacher, Sensei.
That's what we have.
Because it is a, Sensei is a teacher.
Yeah.
Sense Nakamura.
Shout out to Sensei Nakamura.
Yeah.
But do you remember anything?
Old Tanjobi Wad, that's the guy.
You know what's that mean?
You know what I just said?
No.
When's your birthday?
Oh, shit.
I thought you said something that meant something.
Okay.
On the Maiwai, Kiki's sign.
She said my name's Kiki.
Yeah, I don't know shit.
I literally call my son his name, son.
I always be like, boss that sign.
He already here.
He already know who I'm talking to.
Like, I'll be calling him by his Japanese name just on some random-ass mom shit.
One time I was saying, you know your name in Japanese is Boston Sign?
He was like, Boston Sign.
What do he say?
And then he said, Mommy Sign, Kelly's sign.
And then he said, Chrison.
I was cracking up.
It will probably be Basultan.
By Su-Tan.
Yeah, but I just say it like his name in American.
And no birds on his couch.
They know Japanese.
And Japanese is hard because you have to learn the right.
It's not like Spanish.
They don't have the same letters as us.
And they have like three different alphabet.
And you've got to learn all of them.
I think it's three.
Who I would want to, whose life I will want is not.
It sounds crazy, but I've been won her life since I was little.
I used to be, I've never hated on nobody, but I used to hate on Kiki Palmer.
Because our last name is similar.
I can see that.
And I love her life.
I love her.
And I'm just like, damn.
Like, what the fuck.
She works very hard.
She's so deserving of everything.
she has, but Kiki is that girl.
And she always has, and she's been so true
to herself. She's a little girl.
She's a real one. To see her podcast, she got
Michelle Obama on her. She had fucking
Oprah on her podcast. You think I don't
know Kiki Pomer's life? And she's
still her. She's so unapologetically
her. She's a mom now. She's a boy
mom now. And her son will be putting her through
the shit that my son put me through and I'm just like
just give me your life.
She's twins. Just give me a life, Kiki. I love Kiki
Pomer, though. I think that she's really dope.
Period. And this two
what I will say about Carlos Miller, then I'm going to get off his dick.
But I will say that Carlos.
I will say that he's not our first guest.
He's not our first, like, late guests that we've had.
But he is, like, literally, like, he drew so much traffic.
Like, that nigga draw a bust.
I love him.
And not only that, his, the traffic that he drew towards us, like, substantial.
They were so nice.
They were nice in the comments.
Even if they wasn't fucking with us, they still was nice about it.
They wasn't calling us like, like the guys, the audience that we growled from Club 520.
Oh, honey, they be eating us up.
They be tearing us down.
They hate us.
Mafia members, though, I will say, they keep the road.
They fuck with us.
But the mother ones, you got to love the mafia, but yeah, I know.
Damn, can y'all be a little nice?
Geez.
Well, you're men and women haters.
Speaking of influence, though, I had seen this post on social media.
It said, if you ain't posting your kids on the.
first week of school something wrong specifically if specifically specifically specifically if you
always on social media no and i'm just like what i disagree i don't got to share my kids with drake
i definitely i was hiding my son from the world i was hiding the world from my son from my son
my number that's real that's the boy that's right i have we have a lot of followers i got a
hundred some i think i was like damn look and drop followers 104k followers and most of them probably
followed me because i got a fat ass i have
have daughters why the hell would I post my kids?
Them kids is fresh they're taking care of to prove anything they are.
That are following me specifically for whatever reason.
Like, no, I'm not posting my kids.
And like I post my son, but it's something that I'm just pretty, I'm overly too open
on the internet or whatever, but it's not a requirement.
If I don't want to, I don't got to post him.
That's my baby.
Yeah.
No, if I choose to let you into our world, I do.
But it is now when we get more followers, it do kind of feel like, you know, like, wait a minute, maybe I shouldn't share so much or maybe I shouldn't share, like, my most precious things because y'all wrote somebody kids.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah. But remember I said this on the 520 universe episode, once I seen how they was coming for you and, you know, bringing, bringing, I was about to say his name, but bringing your son into shit.
And I told you, I went on my page and I archived some of my reals and my posts.
It makes so much sense.
Because first of all, let me just say this too.
All of us on this couch, 90% plus of our followers, our following is men.
So it's just like if you think, and I'm a conspiracy theory.
So it's just like if you think that I'm about to sit here and parade my kids around to,
not to say the majority of the people that's following me or anything like that,
but just period for that 1%.01% of weirdos creeps, fucking, I ain't even going to say to
but I'm just saying I'm not doing that.
Also, I just feel like,
first day of school is kind of like
when all y'all be posting your motherfucking plane
oh, thanksgiving.
I don't want to see that shit.
True.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
Like, I don't want to see it.
I don't care.
I don't want to see y'all-a-mama's on Mother's Day.
That too.
Like, nothing all that.
That's the main one.
Like, I don't.
And I will say Instagram isn't as bad.
I recently made a Facebook.
And I got on Facebook around
like a few, like last week.
week and obviously back to school just passed
and I was just like, oh my gosh
all these fucking kids and backpacks
and school supplies like I don't want to see
this shit. Who cares? I mean
and it's like getting how you live
but speaking of Facebook like
somebody posted on Facebook
everybody posting their kids
why are y'all kids dusty
like bitch excuse you and you
open yourself up to stuff like that
which who cares but like
it's really fuck you but it's like to the
people to the people who post shit
like that or talk like that about some kids like or just making a status to get some
a hos and some likes bitch you're lame yeah they're lame we've been potting for a long time
before we get out of here trop you had some videos or anything that you wanted to share with us
oh yeah i sent them to derrick which one you want to start with let's do the um the second one i
sent you first carlinda chrissehills won her uh fight last night the woke ain't the
She calls her stuff the walk.
They keep talking about she fighting bums, but it's just like that's what's in her weight.
Nobody's fucking with her.
Exactly.
Nobody's fucking with Corrie.
Show me my opponent.
I love Clarissa.
She was like, yeah.
Absolutely loves her.
They know it's 520 somewhere.
I just hate how they disrespect her, bro.
She's a champ.
Y'all better put some respect on her name.
Oh, here we go.
Here go, Chrison.
Because Taseki lost to Big Lex.
Like, that is really boxing.
They're still in got a tooth.
Look at the punch.
This is totally
what she's crazy.
It's so theatrical, y'all.
But no, that's for real.
She's crazy.
Bro, if my sister up there
getting, what.
Oh, it's her sister?
Maybe your sister, but not her sister.
When I say she's like...
That's still her sister.
I'm saying, though, but she did the worst.
She did way worse to her own sister
than Lex beating her ass.
So how you gonna act?
like girl cut it i don't know i don't know i'm sorry
everything she does to me is just like
so it just be throwing me the fuck off
you're valid for what you're saying but what i'm saying
that shit right there it gives to me performative
because you shit on your sister in the worst way
you did some shit that really should have stayed in house
and you let the whole world you really like
crucified your sister publicly but you so bent out of shape
because she lost a physical fight
I'm not that
boxing match
To the baddies world
I'm not that savvy
I'm not
Kiki's definitely
tapped in with
Zeus and the baddies
So yeah I don't know
what she did
I heard about that
I heard about
Yeah
But shout out to
Zeus
Cause
Hey
They are popping
They are popping
They're
Yeah
I feel
Zeus is definitely popping
It
By my sister
By my sister
By I'm
So that's not
Her real sister
That was
She was her real sister
So she was
Pist because
Her real sister
She was pissed because her real sister
got beat up.
Yes.
Valid.
Why wasn't she at the fight?
She on house arrest or something?
Okay.
Girl, exactly.
Maybe Kiki knows.
Exactly.
You see what I'm saying now.
But, okay, if your sister got beat up,
do you feel like you need that with a girl that beat her up?
Y'all want to know a funny childhood story?
Yes.
I was little, though.
My sister older than me.
We went, we walked to the grocery store behind her house.
What, something transpired?
This girl slapped my sister.
Me and my sister both went home crying.
My daddy like, and what you do?
I see.
she was going to slap me too
why you're only going to get slapped
my sister
is definitely probably about 38 so
I'm a lot younger than her I'm a little
if she slapped my big sister
what the fuck was my little ass supposed to
I was going to get slapped
across the room I just walked
with her and cried with her what I'm supposed to do
I'm here for support but no I'm not let shit slide now
as this big adult or with my siblings my cousins
my none of that but I do also I told you
I have cousins that are crazy
My cousins don't care if you got weapons, you got a bottle, she gonna fight.
Shoot, I'm not.
I don't want my face busted open.
I got to make it back home.
My cousin don't care about her respect, baby.
She's going to take it there.
So I don't know.
I'm going to look at it.
I gotta wait my options when it comes to the shit that she got going on because,
listen, because she's crazy.
Like, hold on.
Would you ever get in that ring bar?
Would I ever get in the ring?
I tried to do bikini boxing one time.
This girl kept fucking with me on the internet.
I'm like, let's just do bikini boxing because I ain't go fight you in real life.
but let's do a bikini boxing.
That would have been, oh, that would have been so cute.
We would have looked like Orlando Brown and fucking Ray Jay.
And I would have been Ray J.
Let's go.
Let me see that.
Let me see that, Derek.
Shout out to Zeus.
This shit is together.
Y'all, look at this move.
Look at Jeff Cousin.
Fight back.
Look at this.
Wait, I know.
You can't do it.
It's so illegal.
It is.
What are they doing?
Because what are we really doing?
Like, look, no, look at Orlando.
They're like this.
Ah!
Shut.
But you're going to be going like this.
But you know, I'm boxing now?
Like, that takes a lot.
Haring.
That takes a lot.
I used to box as kids.
I did kick boxing too.
Yeah.
So we did boxing.
That shit.
So that's how y'all became some headbusses.
Hiring.
Or they were just like y'all.
I'm tired.
I mean, we just grew up.
When you grow up, like, with a rival into the world,
and then you got more and more after you
it's just like.
That's my headbuster cousin.
We're talking about you on the podcast.
Don't beat me up.
I'm on more a bye.
She's got to go, y'all.
I love y'all.
You don't know baby D.
You don't know big Ashley like I know
Ashley.
That's what Mama I was talking about.
All free goes.
I know.
I see y'all on Insta.
I'm like all Barbie and started to see.
Like I said, my cousin and her mama
they fight a man or bear.
They don't care.
I don't know that.
That's some good cousins to have.
That's the time you need I.
Don't play with me.
Because I'm calling Ashley.
Don't even worry about it.
Just wait right here.
She's coming.
Don't touch me to your gear.
Not just like.
But, yeah.
But that, I don't know.
But shout out to Zeus.
I want to work with some Zeus.
I want some baddies girls to come onto the show.
Nobody got knocked out.
Nobody went to sleep.
No.
Okay.
I did want to ask y'all, though.
What should call it?
Clarissa, the lady, she falls.
She dropped her.
They threw the tail in.
They threw the whole linen closet on that my fucking ring.
Teresa, that's a bad manma-jamma, baby.
But her Remy be going neck-knit.
Y'all think Remy fucking with Clarissa?
No.
Not like that.
Yeah.
Girl.
Street fighting ain't got nothing to do with, like, some real life training like
Clarissa got.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
That's why Tisiqi got washed.
She didn't, she just approached it like a regular fight.
Like, this ain't that.
I think that if you watch baddies, then you knew that Taseki was not going to win.
Who did she fight again?
Big legs.
But big legs used to be a collegiate athlete.
Like she hooped in college or whatever.
But it ain't even to me.
I feel like Tisiki was already at a disadvantage because her reach.
She's taller in her reach.
Like her arms are really long.
Like Taseki has to try so much harder to even pinch touch her.
You know, so it's just like, I mean, I feel like in the real.
world they wouldn't even be opponents. Am I tripping? Yeah, but she really should have just got that
on the show. Oh, Susiki really looked like for sure. I think that she was, I think that she didn't want to do that
and she probably felt, well, they said that she got pressured and pressure and pressure and basically
she didn't want to even do this. But I'm sure that check was cool. But yeah, I don't think that
she wanted to go at her for real. She felt like this was a safer slash more lucrative, like,
way of doing that. But if I would have a check, I would have finished from the beginning. I would have
dancing around the ring.
No, for real.
You get knocked down for a check?
Not that is crazy, but yeah, dodging and doing it.
And she was like, she was knocking her and shit.
I mean.
I would have been twirping and running around the ring.
Hey, Lori.
La La La La La La La La La La.
What's that?
What's that?
I'm going to do.
What are you going to do?
Stop.
I let my ass.
No, but that's what she was doing, though.
Oh, my gosh.
That is so.
But that's right.
Catch me if you can.
All on the ropes.
They're going to be like, all right now.
Tap the gloves.
I would have been dancing from there.
All right.
Y'all got anything else you want to talk about before I get my ass beat by my cousin?
Man.
You had anything, Kiki?
I do not.
I'm going to let you get to your little shindead because I don't want to smoke or ass with him.
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