Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Toxic Traits & Men Who Can’t Fix NOTHING! 😭🔧

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

Everybody has that one toxic trait they probably don't want to admit… 👀😂 The girls get real about some of their worst habits, relationship red flags, and the things they know they probably need to work on. Then comes the ultimate question: Would you rather have a man who can fix everything around the house, or a man who simply pays someone to handle it? 🔧💰 Does your man need to know how to fix things, or is “I’ll pay somebody” perfectly acceptable? 😂 Plus, more drinks, chaos, conversations, and opinions from Barbee, Kiki & Trop! Be honest: what’s YOUR toxic trait—and are you choosing the handyman or the pay-to-fix-it man? 👇See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'll see you there, friend. What it, do, chat, we back, babe. Welcome back to another episode of It's 520 somewhere. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Patreon, you guys will be the first to know. this will be my last episode I am quitting to become a streamer because have y'all seen how lit

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I think that we should be streaming so we want to thank y'all for the support but come find us on Where are you stream at? All streaming platforms. Where you stream at, Malk? Twitch, TikTok. Twitch and Twitter. That's what we will be, baby, okay? Oh, so like going live? They just go live and just, I don't know what it is, Malk, help us because...

I told you all. Help me, please. But for now, to my left, I got the beautiful, the thick one. Big Trap, how are you feeling, mama? Feeling good, feeling great. Actually, you know, I'm feeling good. Go ahead. No, go ahead. Okay, actually what? Y'all, I was drinking dark last night, and when I say, I didn't have a dark cloud over my day, all day.

Like, it made me feel violent, and I didn't have an attitude all day. I've been moody. Like, that shit is just not for me. See, I have to disagree with the dark liquor. I just feel like I don't have a hangover. It'd be real smooth. I'd be chill. Now, I can't get a little...

What's up, what's up? What you're trying to do? Fire. Yeah, you know? But for the most part, it'd be pretty cool. And then she's fire. Look at Jordan. Come on the show.

We love you, Mama. You're so pretty, mama. Her fucking personality. And she's just so bubbly and fire and cool. Money is, fuck. Love that. Love that for you. Keep going, baby.

Keep going. And to my right, I got the beautiful, the bus down. The icy girl. What's up, Kiki? Hey, y'all. So, Icey Entertainment. Oh, my gosh, I was about to say that. Yeah.

Yeah, y'all are a little adlets. You got all the adlibs. Yeah, because that's my head. I really, they talked about how we switched topics. so much. We really are ADHD baddies, like for real, for real. For sure. So, I mean, we try. And that's why we want to get into it with the girlies, because women understand the way our brain switching lanes faster, then she swicks subjects. Literally. But yeah. Okay, part B, period.

What's good, Mama? So you was drinking that dark. Yeah. Ready to find out. Be drinking that yack. Go on there. Work your back. Let's talk about it, Tromp. What's a, what's a talk? What's a talk? Toxic trait that you're going to take to the grave, baby. Oh, toxic trait I will never give up. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm going to be pull-up gang forever.

Forever. Forever. Fuck out of here. You Valley. Never not going to pull up. I'm not pulling up on nobody if we not, like, title, title. I don't care what we are. If I'm sorry.

If I'm feeling you enough. Go ahead, go ahead. No, no, no. That's all I wanted to say. That's it. That was thinking. Yeah, like, if you're not my, you're not my property, then I might keep it pee. Tight or not, though.

You still supposed to trust me? Who are we pulling up for? Because. Because you. This is the name. You're not doing. You're not doing. You're not.

You're supposed to trust y'all niggie, but y'all pulling up on me. Like, we're trusting. I was checking on you. I was checking on you, Dad. He wasn't the answer. I trust you, but I want to see you, Dad, Dad. I wasn't sure he was okay, Dad, Dad. Yeah.

I'm just checking on your answer. I got so worried. Make sure your door was locked Yeah I just wanted to make sure the door was locked I was to make sure all your windows was closed Da-da

That's it That's it Tell your dog to come down Damn So if I pull a point Making sure your fence was Low enough for me to jump over it Oh

Hell yeah What? You can have a fence Yes Y'all ever kick the floor I can climb a fence I did not kick a door down Why she's stuttering

But I kicked that mother Blue Blue FBI, bitch, open up. Bro, it gets like that. And then this nigger took for something. No, you can't pull it. I'm sorry.

If you're the type of nigger who, like, you have to set that boundary, like, oh, the girl you fuck with can't pull up on you. She only want a nigger who don't respect himself. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. If that's your boundary, I will tell you, like, bro, cut me off. It's supposed to be an open-door policy, you know? Literally. So how would you feel if a man pulled up on you, though?

That's cool. It's cool. Yeah. That's fine. You could pull up on me. That means you care. I don't be doing shit anyway. That's not healthy.

We said toxic trait. Yes, it is. We said toxic. It's not healthy. Bro, what? It's not unhealthy. I feel like if, like, a man and wife or a husband and wife are, like, if people are married. Bro, and the wife ain't answering she over her homegirl's house, I would think that the husband will pull up.

Because what you doing? Special homegirls shit. Because I wanted to see you. That's why. I can see you when you come back. I want to see you right now. You'd be saying, I don't want to be with the nigga all the time. Like, we need our space.

Okay, cool. But text me. Call me. I don't know, y'allel. I need my nigga too shalant. I can't stand a nonchalant. Nigg. Yeah, Melk got too much motion.

That's why he don't want nobody pulling up on him. Now, what does motion have to do with anything? Because a bitch who fell up on you and catch you with another, a different fine shit. And now We're getting in shootouts He knows what we're talking about Because he was on that stream Or we at least bumping, bro

Please don't let me pull up That stream with track when a girl pulled up Oh yeah, yeah Right So he knows all about that pulling up Exactly ladies, they don't care We won't healthy relationships Y'all but

I support the pull-up gang I'm all about I don't know, y'all know now I be really trying to be like no no Barbie no like no taking these breath think about it no you can't let them get you out your body like no I get the ick now when I get to get in I told you all that feeling though when you like overly start caring for somebody or you feel itself falling for somebody

you'd be like you're sick of breath you cannot you can't go out like this I went out so sad in previous years I just can't let myself get out of body anymore so I really be talking to myself like that's the only crush out thing activities that I'm doing Drop the crash. I'm sorry. I have to. I gotta see you, boo. Barb, you got any toxic traits.

I'm in love with you, boo. I got a lot of toxic traits. That you can't retire. Um, I don't know. Like, my mouth is just so vicious. I used to, I would say that it used to be, like, my get back. Like, I'm going to have to find some way to get back. Or if you piss me off, I'm a piss you off.

Like, I'm an eye type person. That's me. Tip for that ass bitch. Literally me, tip or tat. Tip or tat. I'll never get rid of it. I don't think I can because why. Why would you be able to have one up or why would you think you're going to do something to me without me doing something to you?

And it don't even got to be full-fledged cheating or going to screw somebody else. But I'm going to get my lip back. For sure. Like one way or another. I'm on whatever you wait. I see something today was like, quit fucking me because I'm crazy. I will dig up your grandma and use her as Halloween decoration. I was like.

Oh. The internet is crazy. The internet is fucking crazy Y'all we all need to really work on our Our mental health Love will make you do Some crazy things What about you? Kiki, you're the most toxic one on the couch

I am not y'all I am a reformed member of that community However, the tip for tat for me though And I don't know I don't know Tip for tat in my mouth Yeah, your mouth is pretty It's a certain word that I love

Love, love, love. Oh, you know. And I'm trying so hard. What word is it? Mark. Bitch! What's my favorite word? Bitch.

Why you got to say it like short? Be it. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Go. See, my gosh, shut the fuck up, bitch. She said, you a bitch-up. Bitch. I got a bitch.

Bro. I got a bitch. I got your bitch. I got your bitch. I love saying bitch, but I love bitch. I've gotten so good with like, not saying. You're flying on my mouth so fast. You know who to do that shit with, though.

I mean, like, ooh, I almost called you a bad word. I know not to do it up here. I don't want to do that anymore. Yeah, I don't want to disrespect you like that, but it's just so, like, the first thing that comes to my head. Like, you're not a bitch dad at, but bitch, quit playing with me. And you got to say it with a capital B, too. You can't, like, all my letters back on the bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. What the explanation point? How many minutes we're in while we bitching it down? Be a bea. Let's get it to it. Bit check, bitch check. Get your bitch. What?

I believe it out after we said bitch 99 times. Hey, bitch is a thing. It's cool. We can say it. Oh, we good. Okay, period. There's a joke. Bitch is in the Bible.

Wow. No, is it? No, it's not. Come on, Kiki. Yes, it's a female dog. It's a word. Kiki looking so powder puff. Yes, ma'am.

I ain't going to lie. Hey, okay. That blue head and I ain't going on. That blue looks so cute on her. Show them your shoes, Kiki, because they matched up perfectly. Yeah. Who. Do the Hiseman on that house.

Hit the husband on that hook. Okay, we got a beautiful powder blue and now we got pink, baby. If I get it in her light blue. Yes, ma'am. Come on, Trot. Yeah. Yeah. Looking good.

Mama. Y. Y2K. Oh shit. What a minute. My God. I got 10. I got 10.

You got that 10K? $15. $15. $15. Okay. Oh, cream thing. Cream. Okay.

Oh. Yeah. Come here. Come here. Back up. Sorry. Sorry. And you got the wave in a little, the little wave in the hair.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that is sitting, baby. Ocean breeze. Oh, she thick, thick. She eat her comb bread. Now I take these shoes off. All right.

And let's get into our drink. It's called pink pressure. Ooh. Pink pressure because Pussy dry this car. Ain't that what you say, Kiki? Yes, me. Pussy dry this car.

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Me and B. So I didn't even think he was from LA. Next time. Speaking of rounds, y'all, I'm sorry. I just got a random question. If a man don't eat ass, is that a deal breaker for you? It's not. But the thing is, I've started in, I had somebody eat my ass that was so good.

Now I like it. I'm keeping short. Yes. Do not come over here, not eating ass. affirmative. I'm telling y'all before, it was like, okay, I don't get the hype. Yeah, but it's just-

So you have somebody do it, right. Right, but also it's just like, I feel like if you don't do that, then you don't fuck with me. Like, eat it from your bag. You don't fuck with me, bro. Yeah. And y'all, I've seen,

what if they're a germophobe? Do you think that's a day? Are we like, okay, I can't, if we can't have, like, you know, good sex, like nasty sex, like, filthy, no, I'm just kidding. Like, if we can't do that, you're not for me, you're not my type.

If you're not funny, we ain't fucking, y'all, I've seen a meme. We need Kevin Gates on here, oh my goodness. That was seen a meme. It said, oh no, it might have been a tweet. And it said, he didn't ask on the first date or the first link is crazy. Somebody commented and said it's the same ass on the 10th link.

True. Too shay. That's a bar. You saw. Did y'all see that one meme? It was like, I love being a funny bitch. Ha, ha, giggle you right into eating my ass. Giggle you right into eating my ass.

Boy, get down here. Yeah. Because, I mean, if you eating it from the back, you might as well just put your tongue right there. No, for real. It's right there. It's clean, nigger. But I told a man, I said, I would never eat ass.

Not even a girl's ass. He was like, but you want me to eat your ass? The fuck. Because why? Men and women are different, remember? But he's like, you gay, you and. eat pussy but you won't eat a girl's ass i'm like no i don't know i just don't just feel like that's going too far and i probably did i'm drunk and i accidentally ate some ass who knows

my thing is accidentally barbie the rill reaper we're tossing sad girl how much should be i forget we all drunk though it's so bad damn we're my drink though the fact that she said i might have got drunk and forgot is hilarious I'm not.

It's a nigga watching right now like this bitch ate my ass. Oh no, no, not a man's ass, not a bussy. I ain't never ain't no bussy. Not a pussy. I ain't never ain't no pussy, kid. You didn't fucking try it. She said, ain't you a girl. Yeah, listen.

Fuck no. How would I even get to his ass? No. No. Moving the freak alone. You gotta lift these up. Kiki, what's the word? from the block, mama.

Okay. Bird from the block. So, my daughter. Sorry. She's in middle school. Mout, can you help us out with this? Like, what the fuck is this that the kids are saying? Go play.

Go play. Go play. Like, if I'm going to give you a scenario, like, if I'm at the club and I know I got a little shorty in here, but one of my other little vibes coming to me trying to be on that, I'm like, like, nigga, go play. Oh. To the girl. Like, cute.

Yeah. Like, get the fuck. Move around. Okay, what about another scenario other than... He always reverted back to the hoods. He always reverted to the holes in the club. Shows what kind of nigga mouth kids. There's always.

So let's say I'm in the club. Every time. I was giving a scenario. I was giving a scenario. So how your kids have been using it? She just keeps saying it. She just keeps saying it. She tells me you to go play.

Like, fuck out her face. But she's telling me. No, no. I forget. I forget what I had said. And she was like not fucking with it. She like, Go play.

Go play. I like that. Cute. Go play. Okay. Like, if your son bugging, like, go play. That's some real mom shit, though. Yeah.

Go. Almost like you chirping. Like, just get on my face. Move around. Go touch grass. Word. Go touch grass. Please.

Work. Go play. I like that. Well, y'all. In the comments, we have to talk of shit, go play. Go play. Go play. Go play.

In your ass. In your ass. And the Real Reaper ain't coming. And if you don't like bitches pulling up go play

nigga. Go play. I like that. If you're going to answer one I call on the first ring, go play.

If you be touching bitches chins in the shirt club, go play. In your ass. You did that? Because you ain't

like I said you are not Drake, bro. You are not here to save these hoses. And if you are save them

on the day that I'm not with you. What else? And that ain't no hating that shit. That's something

that's something I might say he showed he was the one and not the two I'm like, period. I'm joking, but it was funny.

He's like, that's my type of carrying on. I'm like, hey, niggas are funny. Y'all are funny. Them bitches is paid to like you. What the fuck you're like? Like, come on, bro. They said Barbie, bitch, you are too. You're damn right.

Go play. Go play. No, no, that's her personality. Speaking, go ahead. You go to work and leave me at home. Go play. Go play. Go play.

No, go play. No, go play. No, go play. She had worked. Go play on your own keyboard. She had worked. All right. Speaking of bullshit, you go on the worst.

A nasty-ass shit. Let's talk about some nasty-ass candies. Some nasty-ass candy. Sweetest fish. Sweetish fish or some... Let me... Bro, I'm going to take it to step further. While I had a friend in high school, that was her favorite candy.

That shit is rubber. You are chewing on rubber. It doesn't even have a flavor, doesn't it? It's not saying it for real. But this bitch loves nasty-ass candy. Don't do it. This bitch eats Boston baked beans.

I know you was going to say that. I used to like that when we were kids. And let me just say that. So you don't like them no more? No. I don't. Wait, you haven't met your baby shower, like a whole bunch of them.

Because my son name is Boston. Duh. Anyway, but I don't like them. Y'all, I went through a fact when I was a kid where I liked them. I liked them for like one month. And the only reason why I liked them is because, I found like a big bag of them at my granny house.

Like my granny had bought them and they were just like sitting around obviously because nobody was eating them. So I was eating them. I was the only one eating them. So I like, that was my favorite candy. I made that motherfucketectual bag stretch for like a whole month. We didn't really get candy like that as kids. Oh, yes, they are.

Oh, candy corn. Candy corn. Cust. So we come up on the season. Candy corn is disgusting. That shit tastes like candle wax. Yeah, I'm cool. I don't want none of that.

Yeah, I know. almond joys. Ammon joys are nasty. Y'all remember the like, you know how they had like the little penny candy or like church candy? And it was one that was like striped. Yes. I don't know what the fuck that is.

Oh, I remember what I was talking about. And that strawberry. Anything cinnamon. I like the strawberry. You do? The strawberry bust in your mouth. The strawberry cream feeling of shit. I'm sorry.

I'm a little candy. That's some desperate ass shit. You know your people not really buy you real candy, the good shit if you eat in that shit. Them hard ass. I think they was like little windy candy. There was like a little white man on there, like a white president-looking man. And they was like real hard-ass. Like Mary Jane's?

I don't think they was Mary Jane's. Slapsticks actually were really good. Y'all like Chico sticks? No, that's some nasty shit. No. Not really. Milky Ways are nasty, too. Yeah, fuck that.

Like this naked ass fucking, yeah, this naked-ass candy bar, it ain't got shit in it. But fucking nouged. Nug it. Yeah. I don't know, but that purse shit that one time I was in church and my grandma had to be bring my boyfriend. the church and I gave him some candy out of my purse and I had perfume in my purse

so he was eating he was like he was gagging when I tell you I was laughing so hard so silently my grandma was so shitty but it was hilarious because purse candy anything coming out your purse with perfumes and lotions and all that bullshit that's got in your purse and makeup and shit that is absolutely good and I'm gum my gun did that shit before it's so gross

licorice and good and plenty are nasty too and raising X whoa she loves raising ass Do not disrespect. Is that covered in chocolate? Yes. Them raisins? I don't fuck with raisins.

Y'all have raisins in your chicken salad? Fuck no. That's some white people shit. Yeah, we should have talked about that last episode. I'm a G, Aena. Hell no, yeah, that's for them other people. Chicken salad and stuff. Football season coming up.

Football season. What will we make it? What's the little? Can I come to your house for football season? Are you watching the game? We want to be at the game. We love Indianapolis Coats. If you guys have any free tickets, three of them.

Come play, come play. Come play. Come play. That's what I'm talking about. Key. Hey, we so proud of you. You're so beautiful. Why does bitch always look at you when she talk about cooking?

Like, I can't cook or something. I don't know. I just be seeing a truck cook a little more to you. Do you don't be posting where you cook? Yeah, I don't. So that's what I'm saying. I want to come to both of your house. One Sunday, your house, next Sunday, your house.

Tuesday, Wednesdays, I'd be available. Whenever I got that little boy, or he can pull up too. He's a good home crusher. He's always welcome. For sure. We need to get into it, but it's football season. I'm a margarita girly. Like, you know, at football, they chug in the beer.

Yes. Love a good. Y'all like beer? Yeah. Love me a good brew, baby. Yeah. Oh, y'all some thugs. So you don't drink beer?

No, ma'am. I don't even know what. I feel like I've tried beer before, and that's just so bubbly in your mouth. Like, how do you drink that shit? You just drink it. It's like in a quiet taste. You just. I don't know.

How did you start drinking beer? Shit, I just started drinking it. Really? I just started, like, wrong? Just picked it up and locked it. I think, like, the first beer I got on was Corona and, like, Doseckis. See? And, you know, our mama drink beer.

So it's like, like, I drank it. I'm like, mm, keep drinking it, that shit. Like, then you build up, like, a taste for it. How many of them things? Like, probably, like, if I'm at home, like a bottle, probably like three or four. Damn, bitch. What?

Damn, Lillet. Bring me another beer off the hair. You pop and hit and hit on top. The hair. Dude, I can't get you. Beer drunk is, beer drunk feels good. I've never been beer drunk,

but I love me a cool, like, beer or two. But it takes the edge off. It's like how the basketball wise be drinking wine and shit. I love wine. I love beer. I prefer beer over wine.

What? Who are you? you girls. Okay, so this is how I started drinking beer because I was with like a whino at the time and he always drank beer. So I'm like, damn, let me try it. But it was gross. But what I started to do was mixed it half lemonade, half beer. And it was so good. And then eventually I didn't need the lemonade. The music you love. Your favorite radio stations. The podcasts everyone's talking about. One place and it's free. I heart radio.

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The girls would have beer. Let's get into it. We need a sponsorship. Preferably an IPA. Fuck with those. Okay. And I like Corona and Blood Light and Coors Light. You like, don't bottle up.

Imported. I like Corona's, yes. Y'all different. Or like the cider, like the hardest cider. I love me. I love me. What about Stella? You could do a, you could.

Stella, you probably would not fuck with Stella quite yet. I've never tried. But we'll start you off with like an angry orchard, a red, or something like that. Yeah, you could start off there. Yeah, that's crazy. Y'all drinking beers. I think you would like it. I've seen a clip.

It was like when I go home, after I be out drinking with my girls and I go home, my man ain't took the meat out, and then she started beating. She drunk and she started beating up her dude. I feel like that's how y'all come home off that liquor. I mean, off that beer. Because what? Why are y'all drinking beers? Pretty girls drink beers?

No, that's not a common. I don't hate it. Have you ever dated someone who don't like it? Don't like beer or don't like you drinking beer? Don't like when you drink a beer. Because you tough, cool, you bitch? Ugh, that's nasty. Why are you drinking beer? That's not ladylike.

That's not my experience. Cheers to the girls. I've had like a guy tell me like, I ain't never seen a girl drink beer before. Y'all know what I'm imagine. I'm about to buy you some more. I'm about to add. He's from both North. A supportive game.

I'm about to buy you some more. He's like, you look good. drinking that beer, I ain't never seen a girl drink a beer. And I've had multiple men tell me they ain't never seen a girl drink beer. That just made me think of, don't be a minute. When that girl, she chugged that 40. That remember she chugged that 40. She was like, that's what making me think of the hell. I ain't drinking all 40 now. No, yeah, that's a little drink. I had, I had posting my plate out to eat one time and I had like a beer on the side or whatever. It was a pint, actually. And it was like, somebody wrote me, it was like, is that a pint?

I say, yeah, of apple juice. Of apple juice. This is not beer. Bro, motherfuckers, no, I love me. Love me a good brew. Yes. I learned something about my co-host today. I never have ever would have thought that you.

I've seen a video you drinking a beer before, though. Yeah. You were chugging a 40. It's real cool. She looks at a coat 45. She took the top inside her mouth and popped it back up. I had the brown paper bag on there. Oh, shit.

It's not, what's that, what's that part called of the bottle? The what? What's the part of that bottle called that part? The rim? The, I don't know. The neck of the beer. The shaft. It was because the shaft.

The shaft is crazy. That is insane. My bitch. After Kiki, you said your favorite word is, bitch. What's your, what's your go-to phrase before you about to get real disrespect? Bro, when it's so funny because. When I'm about to, like, go off on you, I always be like, oh, my mama. And I say it real fast.

I'm going to say, oh, my mama, bitch. I'll say oh, my mama when I'm there. When I'm there, I get to saying, oh, my mom. I don't never use that term. I'm like, that's some Indianapolis-ass shit. Oh, my mama. But, like, literally only when I'm super upset. Like, mine's is, you got it.

You got it. So, bitch had it before I take it there. You got it. Like, leave me to fuck alone. You got it. You got it. You got it. Like, for real quick. Because afterwards,

don't poke the bear. Because I'm gonna turn up. Don't know. Don't poke the fucking bear. Like, you got it. Go ahead. Get the, get, go play. Go play.

Go play. To the motherfucker. I'm gonna say some shit I can't come back from. God damn it. Get out my face. But chat, we not know overly hard-ass bitches. We are not. We are very sweethearts.

Like, we have. For sure. We are very feminine, very soft, very loving, very caring. Yeah. So what are some... Gushy inside? Yes, and pink pressure. This is watering tequila down.

Yeah. Non-sexual turn-on. Y'all go here. You know what I like? I was just saying, just mad. It's so funny because you just did this to me a second ago, but I really like when somebody's, like, talking to me, and they keep saying my name.

I got that so bad. Stop saying my name. Or especially when they say my real name, that's like you get extra points for saying my real name and pronouncing it right. Keone. But look at how many points I'm up? How many points I'm up, Mel? He's funny. But yeah.

Keep saying it just talking to me, Barbie. Like when they just be talking to you, Barb, and then they just like, oh, Barb, you look so nice. You look so nice today, Barb. Damn, Barbie, bitch. I don't know. What do you like? What's a non-sexual turn on for you, Barbie? I love compliments.

I absolutely love compliments. But I like watching a man drive. Hmm. It just be like, or talking about anything manly. Like, if I have a question about something and he can, like, babe, what, what size you think this room is? He'd be like, ah, this is about 32 square feet. This niggas.

About 32 square feet. A 32 square feet. Mac is so fucking far. Face as, you a face. It's not 32 square feet. This is like 12 by 11. Did he say 32 square feet? I like seeing a man do manly shit.

Like screw it. Screw me like you screwing in that screw. Nail me like you nailing in that. Okay. You know what? I got one. Mm-hmm. It was related to what she was going to say.

I was just going to say, do you prefer the guy who's going to fix everything in this house or the guy who's going to pay to have everything in his house fixed? I need a good mixture of it. Hmm. I appreciate a man that go ahead. with the man that's going to pay to get it done when it's like I said something and then within the next day it's done okay okay daddy okay I like that

but when that man get up and he do that shit himself is just like I can't wait until you doing baby I might try to top you off why you're doing next you know you know I love that I love that go ahead Joe oh honestly women are good dads love it good one absolutely love it that was before I even was a mom I love

that. Yeah, that is like, be my daddy next. I love a man that's a good dad. This is something sound so wonderful. But you know how you have some men that take care of their whole fucking family? Yeah, the superhero.

Yeah, like God. Lord. You can't buy my purse this week because your auntie need a new leg. Like, damn. Yeah, I just took my sister shopping. I just took my sister shopping. Shut up, Mal.

Malcolm is like, well. I did. That's good, Malma. Cure. love that and like taking you and like your siblings and stuff like that cool but when it goes to your great great auntie your cousin twice removed no go play go play you said a bitch just go play for real that she get not for real because especially even if the siblings is like if the siblings is grown and they got a man i know i'm tripping my word no for me anyways they grown she grown and she got a nigger like

what the hell bro you got to buy her fucking hot water heater like come on We're her nigga. He ain't got to do shit. He waiting for you to come do it. That's crazy work. But. Also, like, someone who, like, is knowledgeable, which is kind of what you were saying. And Jing, in these rooms is funny.

I'm sorry. You re-invested and you being the best version of yourself. Like, in-of-way-ass niggas, hate that. Hate it. What's an in-way-ass-nigger? Like, I don't want to say. Controlling. Don't let you thrive.

Get in the way. Go play. Men complain so much about women being go diggers, but then when they got to work alike, like, drop you on your fourth, 12-hour shift. Yeah, bitch, I have to. Why is that an issue? Or, damn, I thought you only part on Wednesdays and Sundays.

Why are you at work on the Monday? They're rushing me from the pod and shit. Like, hold on me. Oh, you got to work and I'm at home. You don't got to be at home. You could be doing anything, but he just like, damn, he finds an issue with you working. That's why I said I don't want to say the first thing that came to my head.

Attention to detail. Like a nigga that notices details Messy Mel. Melsy fucking Malcolm. He's fucking turning red, bro. Because he on booishy. This nigga ain't shit. Girl.

But yeah, no. Damn, what did you just say? Attention to detail. Attention to detail. You said something before that. Shut up. I'm sorry. It's him.

It's him. You got time here like today. So I hope that everybody can see that y'all are twins. I'm so tired of like, damn, they look like they could be sisters. They're fucking twins.

They're fucking twins. They look just alike. I will take a picture of my birth certificate that says identical on that bitch. Identical. By the way, speaking of our hair. They'd be playing on our top.

They'd be like, but y'all not identical. Yes, the fuck we are. Nigger came out the same sack. Well, ball sack and the same amniotic sack. Both of them. Talk to them, Trop.

I want to say, you look great. Your Jim Journey. I feel like it. She's going to get so good, ain't she? We're so proud to shop. Thank you, Mal. I have missed two classes.

Man. So I was supposed to go the other day, but we had a pod out of nowhere. So I went to pot. Maybe these niggas is valid. Bitch, you just potted all the goddamn time. Y'all ain't potted them. Ain't that many episodes drop it, bitch. I remember I told my baby daddy.

I'm like, I need you get him. I got a pot. He said, you just potted the other day. Nigel, we pie. We get this money. Oh, get this motherfucking boy. But, and so I missed that because we had to pot. And then I ended, it wasn't even my day to get my son, but I went to go get him.

Because I just love him. And as soon as he got with me, I was like, what the fuck was I thinking? Go play. Go play. Go, no, don't go play. Go get your fucking father. Oh, I need to stop chat, y'all, because y'all don't think God have my son to get on my nerves all the time. He does, but I still love him to death.

But God damn. And then also, I was supposed to pod. I was supposed to work out today, but I had a visitor. I got worked out. Well, did you ride? Did I ride? Yeah, did you get on the horse? Yeah, yeah, I ride.

Oh, okay. That's right, Karen, Kellogg. You still got your working. Yeah. Reverse cow, girl. Mm-hmm. All that. I ride, like, rock.

And it's so crazy how, like, with different people, that sounds probably sounds terrible, but, like, different people, like, I never really like to ride like that. But, like, boy, lock in, let's. Speaking of my hair or our hair. Speaking of my hair after that. I asked my daughter if my hair was cute. She was like, yeah, you look like you was born in the 80s. Oh, my gosh.

Speaking of the 80s, hey, I seen a meme. I actually posted a meme that said, why to fuck you over here posting pictures of you in the 80s? We posted that on the name on our body page. Why are you doing, why are you wasting our water posting you in the 80s, bitch, when we got a picture you in 80s and you were bunched. You were just posted. You was ugly as hell. You didn't look like that.

You wasn't looking like shit. You didn't have a BBL. You did not have no hair. Your hair was bald. Stop. Fucking stop. You ain't had no motherfucking gold Cuban link on none of that. Mama, you was not in them sections like me in the club, popping bottles with ball and ass niggas leaving a club in a Lamborghini.

Mama, he was not doing it. Little hair. Now, my mama, our mama's probably really was having motion. Oh, your mama? Oh, I thought you were a call. Oh, no. I went somewhere else. That's what they talking about that ADHD, ADHD brain.

And it was like, your mom was like, I've been your age before. Mama, you ain't never been. I'm not saying. The music you love. I heart radio. Your favorite radio stations. Everywhere you go. The podcasts everyone's talking about.

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Are you ready to get some probes put in your flesh? That's right. Tune in. Resistance is futile. We're going to talk science, the culture of the Borg, various interpretations, and we're going to talk about Star Trek First Contact on Weird House Cinema on Friday. Listen to Stuff to Blow Your Mind on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, here's the thing I'm speaking with more artists, policymakers, and performers like actor Stephen Root. I think for me to be any

good or for any character to be any good, you've got to put enough of yourself and your empathy for people in it. I'm a people watcher. You see that guy going down the dream? Yeah, I can use that. Open Igloo co-founder, Alia Mohamed. I love staying on top of what is going on in our city. what is going on in city politics, what is on renter's minds, and taking all of that knowledge to build a platform that hopefully is going to make New York City better in the long run. And actress and singer Melissa Eriko. Partnership took on a whole other meaning

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It's about what happened in the aftermath of the 9-11 attacks on the World Trade Center in New York. We're looking at the opportunity of a lifetime for us and the other families. While the world was mourning, five powerful New York families saw an opportunity. The debris is supposed to go to the city-owned salvage yard, and some of it will. They would go on to make millions of dollars. What's in the tunnels? Gold bars, Silver Inge. It could be worth half a billion.

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Some waste it already has. Listen to Underground Zero on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, guys, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby. If you know me, you know, I'm always searching for inspiration and useful tools so that we can maximize joy. This podcast lets us uncover those things together through meaningful conversations with fascinating people.

Like my longtime friend Seth Myers opened up about how his road to success included some difficult detours. We would do a table read on Wednesday, and I would often go back to my office and be like, you're not as funny as they are. And the most haunting thing about that is you can't outwork talent. And comedian Hassan Minaj shared where he met his now wife. I was like, was our experience like a frat? It's like, no. Because in frats, like everyone is having sex, but no one is in love.

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Listen to Rock Solid on Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you streamed podcasts. I thought you were calling a girl mama. Oh, you could talk about mama. No, I'm actually had a very lit life when she was my age. I believe you. My daddy was that man. I love that.

I heard she was saying. They were taking, like, trips to, like, they would, it would be 20, 30 of them going to the Bahamas and stuff like that. They used to have fun, man, like, lit. All my mama's dresses and outfits used to cost so much fucking money. I was just like, I wish you would have kept some of that to pass down to me. That would have been cute, yeah. Speaking of memes that we posted on our, I went crazy in his room. On our.

We see that tongue working, baby. Clean it up. What we post. Speaking of memes that we posted. She said what we post. I know that was you that posted that meme. What? Talking about imagine being tired as fuck.

And then you just got a nigger laying That was Barbie. Smelling. No, no it wasn't. You got a nigger laying next to you smiling with his dick out. And then the page said, oh my gosh, it's so hard being a girl. Like, you post, I know it was you because I know it wasn't us. It wasn't us.

We look forward to that. Bro, I'll post that shit in my close friends. And I said, see, you bitches with in-house dick, y'all are ungrateful. Because I bet you if a nigger laying next to me and I'm tired as fuck and he got his dick out. Bet you I won't be tired no more. Baby.

Even if you got to hit him with the tired to the side. No, I'm gonna still, I'm gonna still do what the fuck I have to do. We just say you wasn't. Well, I'll just be like, huh. That's what I'm saying. Listen, we talk about ungrateful. And you can't do that.

You can't give that. You can't, so that's something I feel like. My face is not going to complain. I like that. You can't be giving them. You can't be giving a niggus. Oh, here. Go play.

Right, exactly. No, no, I ain't give him to go play pussy. I'm gonna be into it. The niggas like it even if he is go play pussy. I'm supposed to do. But it's just like, damn, nigga, inside. I'm tired. I'm never like, damn.

Even when I'm exhausted. You want the dick every time? Yes. Even when I'm exhausted and I won't say that I don't want it, but like, I just got please my man, you know? That. And that's like that's where I'm at. Nigga, I like you.

I love you. I want it whenever. Bro, you want me? You want to. What? Oh, my God. Come here. Queen sheer.

Like, so. Every day. Yes. Every night. Every day. Every day. Every freaking night. And every freaking day.

I want to freak you. And every freaking. I'm just playing. But as we record right now, I cannot feel my bottom half. Let me tell you, baby. What? See, and after shit like that, I mean, I literally need a couple days off. Like.

It's got to hold me over. it got to hold me over. I got a long distance relationship, so it got to hold me over. Okay, cool. So that's cool. Back to back, though. Long distance relationships. Y'all know the lady. I'm going to give you top for like a couple days.

Can we give Ms. Pearl. You give it top and not getting cracked? I can give it without getting cracked, but why? You're saying if my koochie is sore? I just brace for it. But once you get into it, it's not sore no more. Yeah, once you get into it, it's not. First of all, the vagina is a muscle.

It's just like y'all other muscles when you're working out and too sore. Once you start working out, it's not like you're worn. See, I don't know. You got your juices small. And she's not sore no more. I feel like it's going to be used and abused. Like, hold on. You just beat this motherfucker up.

Can we give her a break? So she's still grip tight. Thank you. She can always grip tight, I think. I hope to. I'm going to make sure of it. I hope to. You'll believe.

Y'all believe in the apple cider, vinegar baths like auntie say like in a snap it bag it's i know it helps with your pH but do y'all feel like apple cider vinegar baths snap that kutche bag probably from a nurse perspective what is it i don't see why not apple cider vinegar bath yeah you put a few caps of that in there and you soak that kuda cat and it's supposed to baby get your new one even if it don't you got a manifest that you pour that shit in there and getting itself like i believe i believe i believe i believe You got to leave, baby. Cross your fingers.

I know. Started chanting, like some candles. Just some motherfuck of herbs in this bitch. Speaking of long-distance relationships, I've seen the lady off of Abbott. Her name is like Cheryl. I don't know. I'm not talking about. You know what I'm talking about the older lady.

The older black lady. Her and her husband have been long, like she has a husband in their long distance. They live 3,000 miles away from each other. And they see each other every two weeks. And she said that works for them. And they're happily fucking married. I love that. Do you think you can do that?

Um, me? No, but I love, I just love like, the, that, like, different strokes for different folks. I love how people just do shit, like, circumstantially. Yeah. Okay, it works for you. Because he's like a senator, so she says she goes there more than he can come to her because he has to kind of like stay home. But, yeah, like, they're, I couldn't imagine being married and 3,000 miles. I'm going to say, right?

3,000, I'm drunk. 3,000 miles away from my husband. It's some people married that have different bedroom. That's cool. I believe a man should have a man cave. Yeah. A separate bedroom? No.

I mean, we don't, we don't. I feel like if you got a separate bedroom, you're, we probably, we sleep together every night. But that's just your space. A man cave. He should have a man cave. You got all your shit in there, your clothes and all that. Like, because I don't want you to, you know, impose on what I got going on over here. I got all my shit in here.

Yeah, so like, I believe that you should have. The woman should have like an extra closet or something like that or her office space or her separate room and you should have your man cave. But if it is only one other extra room, then it goes to the man to have his man cave. I think that's fair. Just give me more closet space. Y'all lived with a nigger. So what was like y'all, y'all in the same house with y'all doing each other? Like, I got your own space.

Yeah. He might be playing a game or doing some shit and you watching movies or some shit like that. Um, when me, before we had a kid, when I was with my child's father, we had a three-bedroom. He had a closet space. I had a closet space. Then we shared a room. And, I mean, that was the ones. Do what you do in your closet room.

If you want to do a closet in the game, he didn't play the game, but you want to do a closet in the, in the office space, do whatever you want to do with it. But you need your separate space so that you're not just on each other's nerves all the fucking time. And I think that with the man, most of the time the men are paying the bills, that's why I say if it's one, extra spare room. There you go, King. That's yours. Go ahead. Because I don't need space to do too much about it. Right. Yeah. And it's like I'm, I'm very much like a bedroom girlie. So if I had like a girl cave or something, I probably would not even be in there like that. So it's like, and I don't have friends over like that. Me either. Do you? But men are very in tune with their friends. Like they be having friends over and entertaining and game, watching games and shit. So like,

you go ahead. I'll be in a room. boo. Yeah. I don't, yeah, I'm not really big. My close friends, they come on. I don't like people at my house. I don't know what it is. I hate people at my house.

So if you come to my house, I really fuck with you. Type shit. But Kiki, would you need like a makeup room or just a closet space or like? I just need like the biggest piece of the closet or the closet to myself and you used one of the closets. When's the last time y'all lived with a man? 20-20. 5,000? Four scores away.

2020? Yep. I think mine was 22. Yep. And now I'm so just used to my own space. I can't even play like that. Well, Raina was born in 2022. I wouldn't say we was over more than they.

We kind of did like a year after Raina was born. Let me stop saying my name. But a year afterwards. But it wasn't kind of like our traditional living together. But it was just like, you know. Before y'all like break it off and go. separate ways for real. It really do be stages.

Yeah. It'd be levels. But I lived with... But 2020, I would say for real, for real. 20, 24 for me. Okay. It's like I'd be wanting, like, an in-house dick, but not an in-house man. Mm.

I do you get that. Me and me be talking about they want women to shut the fuck up. We want y'all to shut the fuck up, too. Shut the fuck up. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Ho?

Pussy ad boy. Pussy clots. That's what caught me in Jamaica, pussyclot. Bumba clot. Pussy clot. Hey, what kind of milk do y'all buy? I'm sorry? I don't drink milk.

You don't buy milk at all? What about cereal? I don't eat cereal like that. I don't eat cereal because I don't drink milk. When I was pregnant, it was one milk that I found that I liked, and I have not been able to find it since. It was in, like, a carton, and it was, like, red and white. And I feel like it said, like, next or something on there.

But it was, like, a plant-based milk, and I have yet to be able to find it. It was at Myers. And so since then, I haven't ate cereal. And I love it. I get coconut. Coconut milk? Oh yeah, I'm out to try it. Is it super, super thin?

It's similar to like almond milk to me. I saw, I read that almond milk is actually not healthy. I didn't read that too. Something with the women, right? I don't remember the details, but I get to buy almond milk, but processed as fuck and just bullshit. Like everything. Yeah.

Like everything. All this shit is poisonous. I buy vitamin D though. Everything. I buy vitamin D. And I recently bought 2%. And I was like, vitamin is the red top.

Yeah, the red top. And I recently, I don't know why. Oh milk. Yeah. But I bought 2% the blue cap for whatever reason. I think they were out or some shit in the gallons. And I was like, ugh, throw up. This shit is gross.

It tastes like water. My daughter was like, yeah, every time we get low on our milk, she was like, I always put water in it. I'm like, I swear to God you don't have to do that. What? That is so funny. We had milk. There was water in that shit, boy.

I don't want people put... Y'all put ice and milk? No. Oh. No. That's a real milk drinker. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

I'm like, what that watery yet? That's some crazy shit. Have y'all had any favorite comments on post here lately? I was on TikTok on that video we was doing. What the fuck going? This dude said, what hospital trap workout? I got kidney failure. And I just, I would be laughing so hard.

because like, boy, what? And then we also, we had a lady that commented on our post. She said she was like a 50, hopefully this was a real post and not somebody trolling, but she said she was a 53-year-old white woman and she was, she really fucked with our show. She said her brother used to own something here. So she just was proud of our success. And I'm like, thank you for tapping in, Bethany. We love you too, girl.

And we're going to try to, you know, make sure we cover all topics for everybody. But we can only just be ourselves and whoever rock. with us rock with us y'all we can only be our authentic selves and that's one thing i wanted to like just give just like say about us is like yaw hoes is really like there's no aesthetic here bro at all there's no none of that we really all are just our individual selves and i love that i was thinking one day like i love that about them yeah y'all but yeah we're all pretty much like that and yeah we're soon about to come up on a year of doing this stuff. So I'd just be really proud of us.

Like, this shit hard. I don't know. People have thinking of podcasts and it's super easy. It's easy for us. I mean, it's easy, kind of for us because we just, we just be ourselves. But then when,

like, when we read comments or when we get constructive criticism, it's like, damn. Yeah. We're in a vulnerable position. We're in a very vulnerable position. And it's just like, I don't know, but I love y'all.

I love our chat. I love our supporters. And we only going to get better. So I want to thank y'all for rocking with us from the bottom of my. heart. Let's show it. Y'all favorite birds.

Y'all want to always call those birds. Tweet, tweet, tweet. Tweet a fucka, tweed a doo. Quak a doo. And we're going to be a bird. I'm going to be a turkey, ho. Get ready for Thanksgiving. I'm going to be a peacock.

A peacock. A swan. A peacock. A flamingo. I like that. And random fact that I just found out. Not that I be looking for random facts, but in Indiana, we have Indianapolis, we have random signs that be having like random

fucking facts. That's how I found out about Johnny. Apple C was a real person. It said in 1955, the fluoride toothpaste was invented at IU. I was like, yeah. Y'all breakfasters. Motherfuckers. So shout out to Naphtown, goddamn it.

Oh, I guess that's Bloomington. But either way, it still us. Indiana as a whole, God damn it, is us. And yeah, so shout out, fluoride is bad for you. But whatever. Shout out to y'all fresh breath. Keep white. And scrape your turn.

breath minty fresh. That's what y'all need to do. So make sure y'all flossing, scraping your tongue, and washing your ass, because you never know when the Rim Reaper's going to come. We love y'all.

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