Club 520 Podcast - It's 5:20 Somewhere - Would You Post Your Heartbreak Online?! 😭📱
Episode Date: September 30, 2026You just got your heart BROKEN… so what’s your next move? 💔👀 Do you run straight to social media and let everybody know what happened, or keep your business private and deal with it... behind closed doors? Then the conversation takes another turn: if a man works remotely from home, does that change how masculine people see him? 🏠💻 Is working from home simply a job arrangement, or do some people still expect a man to be out in the workplace every day? Barbee, Kiki & Trop get into heartbreak, social media, relationships, gender expectations, and all the opinions that come with them. 😂🔥 Would you post your heartbreak online? And does working from home change how you view a man? 👇See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to It is 520 somewhere.
I'm your girl.
Barbie, what did do my babies?
We're back with another episode and we're about to have some fun today.
It's football season and we got our bruce.
Yay!
To my left, I got Trap.
How you doing, Mama?
I am really good.
Trap is our fitness baddie.
How has it been?
Oh, it's been good.
It's been going good.
Keeping my energy up, keeping moving, you know.
I seen a post and it was like, this dude was like, if you work too much, I cannot date you.
What you mean you on your fifth, 12-hour shift this week?
And it just made me think of you.
Yeah, I said what I said, you know.
Because I actually am on my fifth 12-hour shift this week.
That's crazy work.
Yeah.
I'm tired.
Well, it's a new week now, but last week I did, though.
Have you dated?
Have you dated since you've been in her doing like those kind of shifts?
I've dated, but it like, nothing ever comes to, like, fruition because it's just so hard to build bonds when you're, like, always at work, especially at night.
And then you've got trust issues that come along with that.
Yeah.
Then you have to just stretch yourself so thin between work, kids, your life, a man.
Social, yeah, relations.
It's just too much.
So I'm going to, when I do want to start something serious, I'm going to go to.
the day shift because it's just impossible.
That's what that nigga said.
You're on your fifth, 12th.
If you don't work from 9 to 7 at least.
So if you do the day shift, you still got to work 12 hours.
Yeah.
So what time you go in?
But you still can come home or like even get a date in or go out for drinks with your
man or go lay up at night.
Y'all can sleep together.
When you work at night, it's over with.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
I need a PRN nurse.
God damn, Trow.
You just want to work all the fucking time.
Get that bag, though.
Fuck these nicks.
and to my right
what did it do
Kiki
Kee Kee Kee Kee
Kee Kee
Kee been outside
y'all
by her name themselves
She said
You bitches don't want to go
See ya
I said all
I was just
You know
When you don't go out
You're just looking
At everybody's story
And I just see Kiki's so cute
In the background
Everybody's story by herself
I'm like
I wish I could be there
With my girls
You all really had me
Outside Dolo
It's okay
That's so crazy
I know
I had to work
I was at work last night
scrolling on your shit
Like oh
She's so cute
Dolo Mis she's so cute
Dolo Mish
be fun, y'all.
It do be fun.
So you had a good time?
I did, yeah.
And I ran into some girls again.
Always.
Talking about the podcast.
So shout out to the girlies.
Shout out to the girly, girlie.
Hot.
Yeah, so in the spirit of, I'm going to say Super Bowl.
In the spirit of football Sundays, the girl said that they drink beers.
So I had to make us up a little cocktail because I don't know if I'm ready to just jump right into doing drinking a beer.
And we had to leave.
We have to go ultra today.
You got to get that shit with her.
We have to go ultra.
So I made us a strawberry kiwi margarita, and we're going to top it with the ultra.
Now, this is a special, special strawberry kiw because I made this cucumber syrup fresh.
First cucumber syrup.
Okay.
Yeah.
Get into it, Michael.
Housemade.
Like I said, I told the guys that make them housemaid syrup and Mike laughed real hard.
It's good.
The drink is good for sure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And y'all know Trap loves her.
So she already didn't have topped hers off.
Oh, yeah, it's real good.
What's it?
Hold, let me see what it's given.
I'm going to get my honest opinion, y'all, because I'm not a beer grilling.
That's good.
Mm-hmm.
It's really good.
It doesn't.
You got, like, the carbonation and just like.
It doesn't taste.
Now I want to try the beer by itself.
I don't try it.
No, go ahead.
You kill that one.
Or you want a whole one.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll take a whole one.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Woo.
Fuck.
Damn it.
God damn it.
Jeannie.
This isn't bad.
Oh.
Okay.
I don't know if I could drink a whole bottle, but you know, it's not bad.
Martha.
It's like when you have a beer after a long day, a nice cold beer, it's just like.
I don't understand how people be drinking like 12 packs, though.
Yeah, that's sad.
And it's up all right, give me another one, babe.
Oh, my God.
But this is really good.
because the ultra is like real like light and crisp
so it just goes really good
with that fresh cucumber syrup.
Yeah. See, you get it. You get it now.
Let's get into it though. Ladies.
Let's let we got a lot to talk about today.
Starting off, let's get the words
from the block, Kiki, what the block saying?
Okay, so words from the block this week.
Bust a lap. Have y'all seen that?
I've heard it.
Bust a lap.
That's my fat ass need to do bust a couple laps.
But what's that mean?
So basically, the context I've seen it in
It was like, I get niggas, I don't care about no niggas saying he done bustle-at, bitch.
So basically it's like- Another go play.
Beat it, yeah.
Get the fuck on.
Get the fuck out of here.
Bustle-lap.
Bustle-lap.
Get to stepping.
Okay.
I fuck with it.
Did y'all see the dude was on there?
He was like, go cheat.
Go cheat.
Go cheat.
Yes.
That shit was funny.
Go cheat.
The hell?
No, bustleap.
Busleap or go play.
Which one y'all feel in more?
I don't know.
I like them both.
They're both pretty cute.
Buss a lap for I bust your ass.
I think I like Bust a lap a little more.
Bust a lap sounds more aggressive.
It's more aggressive.
Yeah.
Y'all know the Midwest batteries are hella aggressive.
Kind of, yeah, we can get disrespeak for a time.
Oh, yay.
I can't wait to tell a nigga to bustleaps.
Bustleap.
You tell me I'm the only girl you talk to Bustleette.
Bustleap, ho.
Let's take an hour to text back.
Bustleap.
You're on your fifth, 12-hour shift.
This week, bus a nap.
Bust a nap.
Matter of fact, bitch.
Go get you some motherfucking sleep.
And some electrolytes and highlight me in the morning.
This is really good.
I can't stop drinking him.
You can't never stop drinking and drink.
Look, let's it.
You're drinking beer.
Go bust a lap.
You already got hair on your chest.
Bus a fucking lap.
You manly ass, girl.
The guys liked it, though.
They didn't seem to appreciate a great.
girl who could enjoy a beer.
To crack a beer with him.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
It's different.
I don't know.
Y'all ain't going to see me out of the bar drinking a beer, but it was cool.
All right.
Don't let me catch no bloodlights.
Corona's in your refrigerator.
No, ultras, baby.
Make a love of Ultras.
Here you.
It's a phone party in my mouth.
What the fuck?
I'm so sorry, guys.
Sorry.
What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
Okay.
Oh
Nick Ultra
You say Nick Ultra
Y'all
I will chop somebody name up
All right
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Oh, excuse me.
Uh-uh.
The beer got me burping.
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Mark is cool as said have a live show
y'all think we ready for a live show
the way that after a few drinks
I don't know
we get the going though
it'd be interesting
entertaining for sure, but...
I mean, I just...
I think we could go for maybe like 15 minutes.
That's why.
We got to open up for the guys.
We got to open up for the guys
whenever they drop their tour, you know?
Yeah.
Whenever they drop their tour.
I ain't shaking our ass in the live show, though.
I'll do that shit on camera, whatever.
But in a live show, you know, that's the time you're supposed to...
Tap my hand.
I don't know.
I don't shake ass for fun.
But we know.
We know Barbie's going to be up there.
I couldn't even help it.
Like when the guys had their tour last year, I just was like the energy.
Everybody was so lit.
It was so much fun.
Pimpsey.
You know Pimsy going to make you dance, baby.
So I was just like, uh, uh, look, quick little intermission with Barbie.
I had a great-ass time with it, actually.
It was super fun.
And then my, I don't know where Mons went.
I had, it was somebody on there that was like, y'all drinking beers.
Okay, Hank Hill.
And that was on Instagram.
I thought that that was super fun.
super funny for TopShill Talk.
Somebody said, I'm about to join the G League.
Did you?
Oh.
They said they don't get that 10K.
Because I had said something on a guys episode about a G-leaker.
You a date of G-leaker?
No.
I'm just plain.
That was in the context of the conversation.
So what did you say then?
Tell us.
It was basically, I don't know.
I want to repeat that appearance and shit.
Come on.
We need to know or I'm going to have to go find it.
So basically I was telling a story about how I was dating this guy and he was broke and he like
strung.
Behan was like what was the biggest lie that somebody ever told you?
I'm like, this wasn't the biggest lie, but somebody definitely strung me along for years.
He said, I love you.
That's exactly what I was thinking about.
However, no, but this is the thing, though.
I wasn't there because he was selling me a little baby-ass dream.
That's just what he was saying to keep, you know, to kind of keep me.
off his top.
You are cracking me.
I don't need me.
She keeps putting up.
I need it's somebody that's down for me.
And I don't sing that next part
because he has to have money.
His love is just like honey is so sweet to me.
But boom, so you was dating a G-leager
and he was drinking you alone.
I wasn't.
He was lying.
He was lying about being in the G-League.
Oh, we know this story.
You're talking about it.
Maybe he really thought he was.
He did.
I think he did. I think he did.
But Kiki, I'm about to say, how are you going to give Club 520 to full story but not us?
But you did tell us this story.
Yeah.
You did, okay.
I'm going to say, don't do his 520.
Don't do the 520s now.
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I'm going to join in G League. I'm really about to join the G League. Come on, Kiki. Come on. Come on.
Well, let's get into the messy shit that has been happening all up and down my timeline because it's been too much.
It's been a lot going on.
I'm single again.
Baby, what's good?
So when y'all, when y'all get your heart broke or y'all running straight to the internet or y'all like.
And what are you going to post though?
I'm probably just going to post a thirst trap.
But it's like I'm either on two ends of the spectrum.
I'm either interneting it up or I'm somewhere quiet, not posting for like a month.
It could go either way.
When it's me, I'm trying to act like my life is so fucking lit.
When I'm hurt and I'm trying to overly post and baby.
Because I don't know, I'm going to try to put it like, I'm going to throw shots more than like a sad post because.
But yeah, but flat out coming to the internet and saying I'm single.
I ain't doing that.
I'm single again, baby.
Me, here we go with these.
double standards.
Men can get on,
they can do the same thing
that women do, right?
No?
No.
So men can't come to the internet and say I'm single?
No,
they shouldn't.
No,
cap.
Now, that was different
because it was just so funny.
Yeah,
it was definitely trolling.
It just felt like more of a troll,
although he's probably,
you know,
getting two birds with one stone or whatever,
but it was just like the funny
outweighed what he did.
Then it started getting messy
because it's always a bitch like,
and it got a chime in.
And I don't know.
And that's why I don't go to the internet
when something happens
because then here come everybody else,
adding in their two cents
and making shit worse than what it really is.
Because how the fuck you're going to tell on me?
Well, he definitely went viral.
Yeah.
So he's probably dropping something soon,
but that be the thing, like,
when other people try to come in,
I think that snitching on somebody
is the worst shit ever.
I think you are a loser as...
Like, what's a lad?
You are a loser-ass bitch.
Have you ever been told on?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I don't been faiths.
Or I'm talking about making shit up.
Like, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's even worse.
That happens to me all the time.
They was lying on your cuda cat.
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
That's crazy work.
It'd be like that, man.
Yeah, no.
Telling is crazy.
Telling them.
Or any type of exposing a motherfucker, period.
I think that.
weaponizing proximity to somebody
knowing something that you would only know
because you're close with them,
it's like some of the most evil shit you could do.
And that's why I don't like making female friends
because they instantly be on that.
And it just be like, damn, be, you could have just kept it pee.
Like, we don't got to be friends no more,
but why are you got to do all this?
Don't speak on me.
Because I can talk about you two crunchy draws,
but that ain't what I want to do.
Literally, like, quit talking about me.
I make it a point, like, not to talk about people,
from my past like because what are we doing that for especially to like randoms you know what i mean
it's just so not be oh fuck with it you don't exist anymore and i just feel like less of a person
if i'm sitting over here talking about this person who's not even i don't even got no energy
if you're not around anymore i don't got no energy for you to even be talking about you yeah
let alone something that's embarrassing or i know you wouldn't like want other people to know
y'all ever had some crunchy draw friends
I don't even be close to girls like that
to know that they draw is crunchy
I never understood when people be coming to the internet
and be like my friend's draws was crunchy
crunchy crunchy crunchy crunchy
like how did we get to this point
yeah I don't spend the night of a girl's house
I go home so like how to hell
I'm gonna know if your drawers is crunchy
and you were still her friend with her crunchy crunchy draws
so like why now
that's like when you go leave a dude and be like
his dick was little, but girl, you was wedding for six years.
He was putting your mouth on it.
Yeah, you was fake moaning.
Like, the butt.
And I'm the type of person, like, if you got some crunchy draws, bro, I'm going to say something.
I'm going to help you.
Like, I'm going to tell my home girl, like, you need to get that together.
That's how you're going to look at her.
You're like, I'm going to be like, what is this?
It's got a little green in it.
Oh, bitch.
I have enough allegations on the internet.
Don't do me.
Don't fucking do me.
Just for example.
You could have said your sister.
Bitch, that's a lot.
Oh, y'all.
Keona.
This is a little.
No, me on.
Oh, try.
Wait, what did he say?
She said, she's melted.
Bitch.
Y'all ever see that post with that man was like, he was in Walmart.
He was like, I like when the girls wear these things.
You'll get ate up.
It was a thong, and he put the whole pack of thones in his mouth and sucked it.
And that's why you have to wash your own.
Oh, my gosh.
It was so cringy, but that's why you have to wash your underwear when you get them.
Before you just slap them on your own.
Please.
Because it is a man in the store putting them in his mouth, y'all.
He needs to go to jail.
Yeah, for sure.
That was so fucking nasty.
That's some nasty shit.
Me would be doing some nasty shit.
I remember when I used to dance, he used to be this man who would come in and pay, sorry, this is off topic.
He would pay dancers to go to the private room and suck their toes.
What?
I would have been right in here.
Come on, dance.
Hell no.
You don't let some random man put his saliva on your toes?
It's my toes.
I'm going to wash the shit out of them.
It ain't my coochie, my ass, my tities, my neck, nothing.
It's all the way down there.
Bro.
A 30, 30, Bob.
30 a toe?
30.
30.
He's sucking on my toes for the most of them.
Yes.
That's the dance.
Him sucking on the toes.
I don't know.
That is kind of cringe.
I probably wouldn't want to.
You can get affections through your toes.
Oh.
fuck
I just hate me
it probably
shit in people's toes
if that's his mouth
if a man is that nasty
to come in a club
and suck a stripper's toes
your mouth
is nasty as hell
I don't want your saliva
on my big toe
no
let
hand for the mouth
hand for the mouth
no but I wanted to know too
because I don't think
if I put my feet in Dennis's mouth
for a whole song
that's the good thing
now music ain't that long
Songs is how long now?
Like two minutes.
They used to be seven.
They used to be seven minutes fucking long.
Part one, too.
Yes.
No.
I, for, eh.
I don't know.
I don't know, Dennis.
Would you do it, Kiki?
Yep.
No.
I still might.
I ain't going to say.
Look, never say, never.
If it's a slow night, I need that $30, Dennis.
Come on here.
I work with you, baby.
Good.
That's gross.
I'm going to start hitting his ass.
That's 30 a toe.
Come on.
30 a freaking toe.
I was talking to some dudes this weekend.
I was talking to some dudes this weekend.
And y'all know how they say women say that everything men do are gay.
Men are the same way.
So this guy told me that if a man works from home, that's gay.
I said, what?
Why are you thinking?
It's not gay, though.
That's not.
That is not.
said you're waking up in the morning, grabbing that throat, putting it over your shoulder.
He said, get your ass up.
Put on some stiltoe boots and go to work.
Getting in the field.
I like that.
But if a man is an IT, an engineer, he's able to work from home, how is that gay?
That is not gay.
That is not a pause moment, bro.
He's still working and providing for his family.
I mean, it's not gay, but it's like, girl.
That's some shit that mainly girls do.
Because working home home.
I'm not saying it's gay.
It's feminine to work.
from home? No, it's not feminine. It's just like you just used to seeing just girls do it.
So what's more, okay, so we're saying you got a man on your team who work from home?
Hell of man. I feel like, but what about male nurses? Do we feel, do people generally feel like that's
no way about that? Have you worked with many straight male nurses?
Many, very many. Oh, other ones I know would be like. When I first, when I first like became a nurse, though,
I ain't going to lie.
It was like so weird to see like a man like cleaning up another man.
Like the way I view it, you actually in the field, but the way I view it has kind of shifted as time it's going on.
Now it's like, oh, okay, a male nurse.
Yeah.
That's a regular, regular job.
I haven't seen many male nurses.
And then the ones that I do like on social media, they scrubs be tighter than yours.
So I always just figured.
No, I be, it's a lot of them.
And not saying your scrubs is tighter.
I'm just saying for instance, they're scrub.
are pretty tight.
Mine aren't tight too.
Oh, okay.
Then they said that using a throw is a pause moment.
Using a throw?
Like, bro, I can't cut off on your couch.
Dang.
I can't decorate her.
Is that feminine?
It's strict, though.
They said men that on robes are freaky as hair.
You have a ball down.
You have a lot of bucks.
Oh, that's some old man.
That's different.
Are you waving to your neighbors yet or y'all still ain't got there yet?
Okay, good, good, good.
But, yeah, they said, me and their own world are freaky as hell.
So I heard that.
They said throws.
And then he said that, you know how, like, if we were to go out, we get drunk, we go
into your house afterwards.
You might fries up some chicken, make us something to eat.
They said it is a pause moment if a man makes food for his friends.
No.
That's all I said.
Everybody eats me?
How is that you making food for your friends?
Was this supposed?
No, this is a real.
no conversation
Okay, so he, what he said
It's not gay
Because there's no penetration of two people
Of two men, two same sex
But he said that he said they was there
They was bored
And he got up and was like
All right bro I'm about to go make something
And he made everybody plate
Maybe cooking is one thing
But making your plate
Like get up and make it
Because even if my friends cook
They still make me make my own plate
Pretty much
So I think that was a little
I don't think it was gay
But it was a little like
All right now
You're doing too much.
Like, what you making this man play for?
So that is the pause of the week.
Don't use a throw.
Don't have a workroom home job.
And everybody don't eat, bro.
Don't cook for your men and make them plates.
I think that's crazy.
But men, barbecue and stuff.
It's just the making the plate.
Okay, just making a plate was that's the only one that I feel like was valid on that list.
Barbecue is different, though.
But if we in the house and it's like, all right, I'm about to whip up some pasta for y'all.
Y'all niggis hungry.
That's steak, bro.
you want to time?
I'm a frosting catfish and chicken.
That's cool.
What if he made some rotel?
Long as he'll make they plate, he cool.
I don't know.
Rotel is a girly dish.
I agree with...
And I think that's probably cool
because my friends, when it's girls,
they be like, all right, now what you're going to make?
Bitch, you said you was cooking.
Why, I got to make a cider something.
Damn, I thought you were about to get in the kitchen
and you want me to chop onions and shit?
Like, are you cooking or you not?
See, no, that ain't, no.
When I go to this bitch shit, she does it.
That's what I'm talking about.
Bitch, I'm feet of.
wait.
Trot needs a Sunday
off so we can come over
to her house
and have Sunday dinner.
Thank you.
Big mama.
Please.
Big mama, your arm.
Because no, but
I don't know.
I think that that is
pretty crazy.
And I was just like,
the pause moments
are getting out of control.
Literally.
Me can't do shit.
That was a lot.
It's a great.
It's strict over here.
It's very strict
over here.
Like, I guess.
Damn.
You know,
it's hard out here
for us.
Pimp.
So this is DoorDash.
Don't, don't...
DoorDash is gay too.
No.
You deliver?
No, I'm just playing.
Go get your own shit like a real deal.
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I'll see you there, friend.
Just go home to your bitch.
Basically, call her some type of ho.
Working for tips and shit.
Oh.
Oh, you said door dasher?
Being a door dasher?
I'm just kidding, y'all.
What?
What?
You know what they're working for tips?
So they're not supposed to be servers, bartenders.
Are you a waitress or something?
Because she should go out and make me like a waitress.
That is fucking hilarious.
I like me a bartender.
Shut up.
I have an ex who's a waiter and he used to door dash.
But you said he was a little, eh.
He's a little, you know.
Got a little.
No, I'm just one.
To what sugar is steak.
Sweet.
Hey, y'all,
I'm just ADHD and Sean
I don't each other.
Okay, let's see it in.
Rule it in.
Okay, no, something else I wanted to talk to that was trending.
Duke Dennis in this massage parlor situation
where y'all tapped in with that,
can you drop that video for us?
It's the third video, please.
I asked you to have it prepared.
My deal's been flooded with people saying,
come get to nils done by me.
I promise you.
I won't close no fly on the door.
And let's not even talk about how dangerous that is.
Who the fuck gave you the fucking...
Who gave you?
What's a lap?
Yeah.
No.
These people don't got no sense.
You know how fucking insane it is and dropped the law.
Yeah.
My deal's different.
So what happened was he, I don't know, he was somewhere.
I don't have my freaking phone to tell you all the details.
He was somewhere and he tried to book a lady for a massage.
She went crazy.
Look at the flyer.
Scroll down, Mike, so we can see the flyer.
Reserve for VVIP.
Very, very important person.
Duke Dennis.
And she did a whole little reel of her, like, you know, preparing the studio.
And her thing is that she's set up and she spent her time prepping for it.
What demographic is she?
I think it does.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like a black girl wouldn't do that.
Hmm.
I think that's valid.
I think that's a valid point.
That's the only reason.
So, and I think that is a valid point because with demographics, they don't understand the different different.
They don't understand the safety.
Like, you know, some people be like, when you be like, all right, be careful.
They look at you like, when you leave it.
Like, what you want?
I'm fine.
Is something about to happen?
Tell me now.
Drop, what do you know?
Right.
But I think that, yeah, she doesn't understand the safety of black men.
And so now she was upset.
And basically, like, she wasted her time.
She wasted her AI flyer that she made.
So is that out of pocket or P?
Out of pocket.
She overdid it.
And I think that you could have, go ahead.
Can you listen around, bro.
Why do we need a flyer for you doing a service?
You could have had the flyer set up in your thing and dropped it after he left.
Yeah.
Literally.
And a lot of people.
It's after the fact.
A lot of servicers say that's what they do.
And they get a celebrity is like they just, you know, stay patient and post it
afterwards if they clear it.
Like, bro, what's you doing?
And again, I think that he was, I don't know if he was paying for this service or this was, she was just trying to do it for like for the promo, but.
Yeah, she's not black.
Sorry.
Foreign thing.
You goofy, Cooper.
But, yeah, I don't.
Oh, she do nails.
Why did they say a massage?
Is it nails?
He said nails.
Oh, okay, maybe.
Getting to me about it.
a massage. But yeah, I
think that that was out of pocket and I think that
for clout, we're just, is
getting insane.
And it's even, it's, it's always something
with service providers and celebrities thinking
that they can like overly charge
them or that they're supposed
to post their work and shout them out. If I
pay you for a service, I don't have
to share your shit. I don't have to shout
you out. I don't have to do none of that. Now, if you do
it for a promo, okay, but if I'm
paying you for your service, I don't
got to do that. Literally. And also,
I don't have to subject myself to be in pictures taking of me or put on your story or none of that.
Yeah. So I think that that was very crazy.
I don't know why I thought it was a massage.
It was nails.
But I guess he could have had her come to him as well, though, versus him going to a spot.
Well, maybe he didn't want to know what she was.
She probably would have posted, well, I'm going to Duke Dennis house at Sussia Tesson and put the mom.
I think I thought he was out of town.
So it would have been like pulling up to a telly, but I guess that would have been worse, huh?
Yeah.
Well, so if you're in the service industry, just, just relax.
So you don't miss your blessing.
Get the money on.
Rule number one, get the money first.
Rule number two, don't forget to get the money.
Because that's the most important thing.
I think that people think that if a celebrity is a part of something,
that's just going to make them blow up afterwards.
Yeah.
They're going to like it and keep moving.
Just because you did Duke Nid's nails, don't mean I want you to do my nails.
Amen.
sister.
Get well soon to that lady.
I hope she does get a lot of business and exposure
from this, but that was just not
the way to go my baby
girl.
This earring will not fucking stay on.
What's been going on?
She always had like big ass earrings.
Mary J. Bloss? Why would you think of her of all
fucking people? Because don't she, she be having
big ass earrings and her earloes be
hanging. Her choice. That should don't
hurt your ears. That don't hurt your ears?
These are really, they're lightweight.
I feel like they pull in my ear.
They're hollow.
Yeah, they're pretty.
They're pretty lightweight.
They're cute.
I mean, super excited because I have, I don't watch TV.
I really like doomscrow more than anything and be watching shit that my son wants to watch.
So I tapped into a series and I was so mad that it was only one episode.
I binge watch.
It was called Furious on Hulu.
So good.
Y'all have to watch.
What's the genre?
Like, what is it?
It's like, um, yeah.
It's like suspense.
It's kind of like criminal.
Okay.
I don't know the genres of shows.
What is it?
What's the genre that says?
American psychological crime filler televersion season.
But it was only one series.
It was like 10 episodes and I finished it.
But it was a female serial killer.
Okay.
And I just love it.
When is the next thing coming out?
It just renewed.
One season?
The next season?
Yes.
It was literally, it was literally only 10 episodes, but it was so good.
I watched it within like,
two days.
Yeah, absolutely love it.
What are y'all watching right now that y'all trying to get everybody on?
So the penguin on HBO Max.
They got to do with Batman?
Yes.
Oh, you know your shit.
Oh, you're a boy, mom.
Love it.
So the penguin is on HBO Max.
By the way, I need you to log me back into your HBO Max.
They kick me off.
Oh, they did?
They did or you did.
What?
I didn't find out.
I did it.
The way that these
streaming services have been raising their prices
and kicking people out.
Did you see a Disney Plus price?
I don't pay for it.
It went up.
I don't pay for Disney Plus, so I don't know.
Who is Disney Plus are you on?
My baby, Daddy.
It's for the kids.
It's for the kids.
But I told you, I don't want on a guy show.
I haven't been logged into this Hispanic families.
They're Disney, their HBO, their Hulu, all of that.
but I have Hulu said they're going up now too.
I need a bus to watch it.
Like, what the fuck?
Shit's already expensive as shit.
And then y'all want to go to, oh, you can only watch it on two TVs or one TV.
Why, what the?
We're in the same house.
It's crazy work.
But I never knew how expensive the sports stuff is.
My boyfriend was trying to watch it at my house,
and he couldn't watch the team that he wanted to watch
because he only paid for, like, local team.
so he had to pay an additional $100-something
dollars to be able to watch his team while he was down here.
Can't you watch everything on YouTube TV, though?
I don't know.
Can you, my...
No?
You used to be, right?
That's crazy.
They turn everything into a subscription, y'all.
I hate it here.
It's crazy work.
But to pay $140 and only be able to watch one team play
makes no sense.
Yeah, that's insane.
Local teams.
It's crazy.
What you've been watching, job?
Did you get to watch TV?
I have not been watching TV here recently.
the last show I did watch was the last season of Outer Banks.
What is that?
Safai?
No, it's like a group of kids and they go on like treasure hunts and stuff
and people be trying to kill them.
It seems like something you would watch.
It's actually right.
It looks like it's something you would watch probably, Mike.
Because I watched out of race.
Was terrible?
Was it not accurate?
Oh.
How would you be having a lot of other stuff going on too?
Yeah.
How would you describe it?
describe it then.
Yeah.
More than your treasures.
I really like it.
I mean, like that's the way.
It's a power.
Everything revolves around them,
them searching for this treasure,
but it's like it's a whole bunch of other
events going on as well.
Like, but the gist of
it is a group of friends.
Looking for treasure. Like the goonies?
No. Okay.
You just got to tap in. It's good.
Okay. What did come on?
Netflix.
Okay.
I love Netflix.
They're not too bad on the price now.
They go up all the time, too.
Also, another show that I had watched with my son,
because I told him I don't watch nothing with him.
It's Jurassic Park, but it's a cartoon,
and it's like a series.
It's so good.
I think I've seen that with my son.
He's definitely seen it.
Changer Things just came out with a cartoon series.
I needed to happen.
You ain't watched it?
No, I have not been able to watch stuff recently.
You know, I got to watch.
I'll be needing stuff to watch because I'm,
I literally need in background, stuff playing in the background when I work.
Okay, so the most trending shows right now is lanterns.
The Gentleman Monster, I did I say everyone where you looking like that?
The Lizzie Borden story.
I'm not going to say that, Neagle.
Negli?
No glee?
I can't even see.
Neagly.
Okay.
And Moblin.
So Paramount Prime Video, Netflix, Netflix, and Max.
I just realized I'm paying for Paramount.
and I never knew.
I've been paying for that shit for years.
I don't even have an account.
What do you mean?
I was looking at like an account and it was like telling me what it's taking money out for.
And I've been paying for it.
Wait, did you use that app that shows you when you're paying for all these different accounts?
No, I was looking.
I was like, tap in Mike telling me that.
I see, it's so many commercials of that.
It'd be like, hey, I'll give you $100 right now if you tell me all the subscriptions
that you had and they'd be like I only have two subscription and it'll be like 10 subscription.
Yeah, I know I got a lot.
I'm still subscribed to ring and I ain't had a ring camera in like two years.
That's crazy.
Well, you said you was paying it didn't even know he was paying off your credit card.
A cable bill?
You got too much money.
That's the issue.
Yeah.
Let me boss.
But it's this app, like the commercials be on all the time.
But what's he's saying that.
I don't know which one it is.
But basically they'll like they'll show you all of your subscriptions and then like you can
cancel them all from the app.
And I'm like, that is perfect.
Yeah, I need to look into that because there's no time.
I need to clean some shit out.
Even going to your, like, subscriptions on your Apple phone, it still don't.
I'd be like, okay, I cancel everything.
It still will be a reoccurring charge on my car.
So, like, what the fuck did I just cancel?
That kind of shit irritates the hell out of me.
I don't got money for that shit.
If I'm not watching it, please.
The Shire, too.
Did y'all finish the Shire?
I have only watched like five episodes of the show.
So good.
How many seasons is it?
I don't know.
Seven, eight.
They got me here and watching beauty is...
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Lisa?
We should tell them about our new show.
Oh my God, Lexi.
We have a new podcast.
It's called Don't Lie to Me.
I'm Lexi Youanu.
We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
And I'm Lisa Di Giulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
occasionally different opinions.
And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
I'm not going to get anyone fighting.
That is wild.
I learned that about you today.
Now in my 30s, being the founder of new shoes, good taste is my business.
And I've always got something to say.
If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the world.
We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.
We're best friends, but we don't always agree.
Because you told us how we're.
accommodating you are. Obviously I would do what I think I could do to fight, but there's only
so much fight I can fight. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.
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What I try to do is faux journal.
I don't know.
Have you guys heard of faux journaling?
Yeah, it's reading.
It's called reading.
So we don't like to use that word anymore.
A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.
Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class?
No!
I've been dying too.
I'm so sorry.
I'm seeing a reading of Sadako in the Thousand Paper Cranes by all.
Roger McDonald's at the Wonderland Bookstore on 14.
That's crazy.
I went to the Wonderland bookstore yesterday,
and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark 30.
No way.
We'll have to come to the last bookstore, though.
Kim Cottrell is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday.
A panel of Eurovision participants.
And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
Does the Pope dress up?
He winks on Halloween.
It's right up next to the microphone.
I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
You never seen it.
so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
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Ooh, I scammed them.
What?
I can talk to you for an hour.
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That's why I had to make yapping a job.
And the scams run the gamut.
I'm talking about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today.
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A decade ago, the ethanol kingpin of Iowa became the king of corn in Brazil.
So we met with a lot of larger farmers, went from Bahia to Tokitans to Montegrozzo.
And he brought a team of executives.
They were going to help the country get in on a gold rush.
Carbon and its derivatives are going to be really the next great commodity that the globe's
But back home in Iowa, trouble was brewing.
If you live in Iowa, your land, your water, and your voice could all be at risk thanks to a man named Bruce Rastetter.
Now people are questioning if his climate solutions have anything to do with climate at all.
You gotta give Bruce as a guy's credit.
They're Republican kids.
They don't give a shit about it.
It's now.
On this season of drilled, Carbon Cowboys, the story of how the ethanol kingpin of Iowa became the king of corn in Brazil,
and what it tells us about the limits of technology and markets to solve the climate crisis.
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I'll see you there, friend.
Black, y'all watch that kind of stuff?
No.
Did y'all watch the new, why did I get married?
It was cute.
Yeah, it was cool.
It was cool.
It was cool.
I do something to her nose.
Her nose looks different.
I'm sure she did.
Absolutely sure she did.
I think she's just, she's aging, guys.
Or maybe it was just a makeup different.
I just really.
Lies whole all the way through the episode.
Y'all didn't ask me what I've been doing.
What you've been doing?
Shit.
But no, I went to the Soul Circus with my son and it was so much fun.
Did y'all used to go when y'all was younger?
The Soul Circus was so lit.
That's the first place I ever got a nigga number at.
What?
Yep.
Do you remember that?
Vaguely.
We went with our day camp.
Bro.
Sorry, go ahead.
No, no.
I want to hear about this.
How Trump got her first year.
He lived here.
He lived in like South Bend and I was like 11.
South being, I want to talk about that when you didn't go.
And he gave me, he gave me his number.
And I'm like, I didn't know shit about boys at the time, but I'm like, what?
I don't put the number.
It was cute.
He probably had a big ass.
His name was Greg.
I still remember his name.
Shout to Greg.
Did you ever call him?
Who's chocolate?
Oh, chocolate.
Did you call him?
Beautiful chocolate boy.
No, I didn't ever call him.
No.
Damn, Greg.
If you see this, Greg, or if your girlfriend is watching this Greg from South Bend at Metrop back in circa
2,000.
I don't know.
I didn't have a cell phone.
We just had the house phone.
And we lived with our granny at this time.
I'm like, I'm not calling him for my granny phone.
What?
She was so straight.
You said you went your day camp.
Did you have on a big-ass day-camp t-shirt?
Yeah.
Busted.
Why the hell did he want your number?
Still pulling me?
Okay.
I know that's right.
But I just randomly thought, and this is just Barbie logic.
Everybody I know from South Bend is out of their fucking mind.
They'd be crazy.
And most of the times they be mixed.
With their game.
Are they?
I thought she was going to say that if you had money.
Do they?
Do them in Fort Wayne?
I don't bust a few buddies with child bands and they got a lot of money.
They gotta love them.
I don't know.
Junkies out there.
Driving back from South being nervous as hell.
Like, just get back to Indy.
Just get back to Indy.
What is she on?
I'm a changed woman now.
I am a changed woman.
But boom, we went to the soul circus.
It was so much fun.
My son had the time in his life.
It was hot as hell in there.
I don't remember it ever being hot.
But when you a kid, you don't give a fuck about shit.
but it was super fun.
I'm glad that they brought it back.
And then after that, I was lit.
I snuck in some liquor.
It was me, my friend,
my best friend, and her boyfriend.
I snuck us in some little Barbie pouches.
And then I was like, okay, it's Saturday.
It's lit.
Like, let's keep the party going.
So we went and we barbecue.
Oh, that sounds like a cute little day.
It was fun.
So she's like, you're going to make the macaroni.
I'm like, damn, bitch.
Why y'all just, he going to get on the grill.
You make the size.
I'm just trying to sit here.
I make the drinks.
I'm trying to be lazy.
But I made the macaroni.
I'm just trying to chill, bro.
She made the baked beans.
She made the double eggs and seasoned up all the meat.
What is y'all two go-to sides for barbecue?
Or y'all got four sides.
Shit, well, when we are barbecuing, we got a pletter, a whole fucking platter.
There is a ghost in the studio.
When I ordered, when I just know what the fuck was that?
When I order barbecue, though, I want Mac and Greens.
Greens with barbecue?
Mm-hmm.
Like when I order like, you know, like you go to barbecue oven or some mac and greens.
What about you truck?
Definitely Mac, probably some potato salad or deviled eggs.
I just started in.
Pasta salad.
I love me some pasta salad.
I love me some pasta salad and devil eggs like literally like a year or two ago.
Really?
What was your beef with them before now?
I just didn't like nothing that was like creamy and mayoy and you like it.
You wanted them, Barbie?
I like mayo though, but I just think it's stuff like that.
Like potato salad and all that, I don't really fuck with, I don't fuck with coldslaw.
I don't fuck with cause law.
Y'all really turns up some potato salad or deviled eggs.
Hot sauce.
Since y'all got me on the little hot sauce thing, I've been like eating hot sauce now.
I've been adding to my eggs and everything.
My real.
I'd be like, yeah, shout out to your too.
Hey, why would you bust that beer and that drinking?
Because it was so good, nothing, y'all.
Shout out to Otrud.
This is, I like it.
I like it.
My nigga and be like, you are disgusted.
Why are you drinking?
Bucle-Lat.
He can tell me Bustle-A-Man.
Because he only likes, like, ultra-salt,
ultra-soph feminine as girls,
and it's just like, baby.
So, I was surprised when they were, like,
impressed by the fact that we drink beer
because niggas do be talking shit when you drink beer.
Yeah.
They was feeling it.
I don't know, but pasta salad, too.
I like pasta salad now.
But it's just, I don't know,
something as an adult.
I didn't mess with it.
when I was a kid. Probably because my mom didn't like it.
I'm scared of cats because my mom is scared of cats.
I'm scared of cats.
I'm terrified of cats.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm saying some pasta salad though.
Cats is just
She was running from Chase.
I'm like eyes close like Kiki plays.
Kiki, where are you doing her plays?
I'm so scared of cats and everybody are
a lot though.
Because they are disgusting, they're sneaky,
and they will attack you.
No.
They say if cats like cats,
like you.
I don't want you to like me.
You have a good way.
Like you have a good energy.
Fuck my energy.
Don't come.
I was in Puerto Rico.
I wanted to stop talking to this dude because it is.
We were in Puerto Rico and we were just like looking at each other's eyes and talking and having
a good old time and a straight cat came.
And I'm like, oh no.
I usually do this.
Every time I freeze up, I close my eyes.
He's like, it's a cat.
He's just laughing.
I'm like, make it go away.
He was laughing and didn't do anything.
I was like, you cannot protect me.
I'm doing with you.
Like, you see how fucking scared I am?
Like, shit.
act like with cats how you act with bees.
And it's just like, I don't understand you,
bitches. There's not that fucking serious.
Terrified. Them straight cats do be out the country
though. They just be... And I wanted to
go to Santh Therini Greece. I wanted to go
there for my 30th birthday after I've seen all of those...
They got a bunch of straight cats? Yeah, I was like, I'm cool.
I'm sorry, I won't have you to do it.
But would you ever date a guy that
has like a
extremely non-traditional
pet? Like, I was
watching this thing. I talked about a doom scroll. It was a
man. He has a pet squirrel.
It doesn't live in his house.
Okay.
It don't live in his house?
No, but he overly takes care of it.
He had it in his house before.
It don't really count as a pet if it don't live with him.
He feeds it.
He feeds it every day.
If that squirrel want to come in his house, he can come in his house.
A pet squirrel is cool.
What?
That would be biting you.
It was biting him.
You should be more scared of a squirrel than a cat.
I am scared of squirrels.
I'm scared of almost everything.
Raccoons are scary.
Oh, yeah.
People have pet raccoons.
They need to cut them nails.
If you met this guy, he's absolutely.
perfect and then you go getting his
bed and you peel the covers back and it's a raccoon up
under the cover. First of all, I don't give a fuck
if you got a puppy in your bed a kitten.
Don't put no motherfucking animal on a bed.
Yeah, I don't like that. People don't play that shit.
They'd be like, well, you can go. This is his bed.
And I will.
Peace.
Like, non-traditional-ass pets. Like, I'm not.
I'm not doing no raccoon, no squirrel.
I do a turtle.
Turtle, yes, yes, yes.
Snakes. What about an alligator?
I've been with a man
that had an alligator before.
My kids day
What's his name?
No, I'm just saying.
She's stupid.
Y'all know what it is.
Oh, shit.
And he ended up giving it away, and he gave it to this white man, and he kept it in his,
because it was a baby when he had it.
He gave it to this white man, and it was in his basement, and it grew.
So I guess, I don't know, the man ended up getting, the white man got locked up.
And when they went to, like, raid his house, he had a large alligator living in his basement.
He turned the basement into, like, a swamp.
Oh, I love that.
That's so sweet.
I love that.
Y'all are fucking weird.
I didn't say I love that.
Don't turn my motherfucking basement in Sanoma.
What are some other non-traditional?
A chicken.
People be having goat peas.
I would love to have some chickens.
I want a farm.
As a pet?
Yes.
I mean, they actually serve their purpose.
Like, other pets are meaningless.
Yeah.
Tarantula.
Long as it's in a cake.
I mean, the thing.
I don't know what I call pets mean.
Your cat is fucking meaningless.
No, her cat is a bitch.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my little cats.
I said, look, the little cat.
That was a little...
What, girl?
I thought that was a buffalo.
What is that?
It's a cow.
It's a little furry cow.
It's so cute.
But I don't want to walk around with cow shit in your animals.
The motherfucker who stink.
People be having pet pigs?
No, thank you.
All kind of shit.
Pigs are cute.
But for you to have to, you want to go to your nigger house and it's the oinky walking around.
No.
I don't want to.
smell a pig.
Chat, y'all got to let us know
what non-traditional fucking pets that y'all
have, because I know y'all got some weird shit.
I can't do it.
But definitely my name.
What made you go to these little cows?
You can see her ass when I was, like, fucking on my left.
It's so cute.
Now you want one?
Y'all yard is big enough.
It's kind of cute.
But why did she want one?
Y'all going to milk it?
Oh.
So a bull is a man.
Okay.
It's so adorable, but like, why?
So you gotta have hay and clean up shit and stuff
Who's gonna do that hurt?
It'll be outside
You want it in your house?
Oh, whoa
A monkey would be really nice
Like bubbles
They throw shit
Michael Jackson's ones
And they're crazy monkeys
I have read too many stories of monkeys
Tearing people's faces off
What?
Mike look it up
They tear you
They will tear your face off
Not the little ones
That they be having as pets
Yes they will
They're strong
What kind of monkeys are those
Little chumps
Micro? I don't know
And I seen one woman had got like scratched by her monkey and got an infection in her whole skin.
That's why I've seen that happen to people with cats.
That's why I'm terrified of them.
Them little monkeys are cute, but they be tearing your house look.
They're bad.
Chimpanzees?
Is that what they are?
Oh, what is the little ones that people have?
It'd be little baby chimps, right?
Side note, Plenty of the Ypes is a really good series.
It's a series?
It's a series?
Oh, you know.
Series of movies.
I won't write my son to watch it.
It's so good.
I don't know.
Guardians of the Galaxy is one of my favorite series, movies.
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Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.
Oh my God, Lexi.
We have a new podcast.
It's called Don't Lie to Me.
I'm Lexi Youanu.
We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
And I'm Lisa Di Giulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
I'm not going to get anyone fighting.
That is wild.
I learned that about you today.
Now in my 30s, being the founder of new shoes, good taste is my business.
And I've always got something to say.
If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the world.
We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.
We're best friends, but we don't always agree.
Because you told us how accommodating you are.
Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight to fight,
but there's only so much fight I can fight.
Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.
Liar.
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I don't really care.
I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator,
and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.
The True Crime Comedy Podcast,
all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.
Each week, I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debris,
Lamorne Morris, and Nicole Byer.
Ooh, I scammed them.
What?
I can talk to you for an hour.
You're a generational yapper like me.
That's why I had to make yapping a job.
And the scams run the gamut.
I'm talking about scams from the 1800s all the way up to today.
I also warn you and keep you safe against scammers.
Call your grandparents.
Tell your parents to stop clicking on links, please.
And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.
If there's a scam, I'm here to protect you.
And I'm also here to laugh with you.
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Angel Geratana.
Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald.
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What I try to do is faux journal.
I don't know.
Have you guys heard of faux journaling?
Yeah, it's reading.
It's called reading.
So we don't like to use that word anymore.
Okay.
A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.
Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class?
No!
I've been dying too.
I'm so sorry.
I'm seeing a, uh, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, a,
eating of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audra McDonald's at the Wonderland Bookstore on 14th.
That's crazy. I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark 30.
No way.
You have to come to the last bookstore though. Kim Cottrell is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday.
A panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
Does the Pope dress up? He winks on Halloween.
He gets right up next to the microphone.
I hear you can almost hear the eyelash.
She's hit each other.
You never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
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A decade ago, the ethanol kingpin of Iowa became the king of corn in Brazil.
So we met with a lot of larger farmers, went from Bahia to Tokitines to Montegrozzo.
And he brought a team of executives.
They were going to help the country get in on a gold rush.
and its derivatives are going to be really the next great commodity that the globe's going to trade.
But back home in Iowa, trouble was brewing.
If you live in Iowa, your land, your water, and your voice could all be at risk thanks to a man named Bruce Rastetter.
Now people are questioning if his climate solutions have anything to do with climate at all.
You got to give Bruce and the guy's credit.
They're Republican kids. They don't give a shit of money.
On this season of Drilled, Carbon Cowboys, the story of how the ethanol kingpin of our own,
Iowa, became the king of corn in Brazil, and what it tells us about the limits of technology
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Harry Potter is my ultimate favorite.
Oh yeah, for sure. Oh, you guys favorite
movies? Movies? Oh, like, series?
My favorite movie is Pineapple Express. I love white comedies
and I'd be so upset when I try to share
that with people and they don't like it.
My first white comedy that I actually laughed on was super bad.
Before that, I always thought that that shit was so dumb.
I love it.
He was like, I just feel like Will Ferrell is super forced.
So when Will Ferrell came out, when he was at that award show, I was like, like, I love Will Ferro.
Absolutely love him.
I was so excited.
Like, I wish he would have stayed, so I could have got a picture with Wilfeller.
I felt for a friend of them.
Okay.
Hey, moving along.
Because we have been, how long we've been recording, Mike?
We've been yapping y'all.
15 minutes.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Well, we got a little more shit to talk.
Hey, let's get it too.
We was talking about no cap and his single post.
I've seen this meme.
It said, I'm cutting off the best dick I've ever had in my life.
This shit feel like I'm quitting heroin.
Have y'all ever been so addicted?
Have y'all?
I have not.
That's because you like little winkers.
Oh, my gosh.
If you have something that touches your esophagus,
you're going to be like, baby, where a drop go?
Sorry, I was stretching.
I was fucking flat.
Come here, daddy.
I thought you was in love.
Like, no, no, no, no.
No, I was just trying to stray.
Damn, you missed a decrease.
But I'm just like, that is heroin.
No, look, now.
I'm looking at this.
This is a statement.
Oh, Cindy.
This is your truck.
This bringing back memory.
Lint or girth.
Length or girth chop?
Both of them.
Both of them.
You got to pick one.
Which one?
You got to pick.
Gertth.
But then just imagine.
This is a little mushroom.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
I mean, it still could be like, you know, an average length.
What I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want to know as short as
stubby dicks be fun
You'd be fun
What?
You start up here and go
Hold of the way down.
You gotta stuff it in there.
Ew, pew.
You put it to stuff it.
I don't even remember what I was asking you, y'all what?
I don't know.
Let's go along.
Speaking of somebody that took a lot of dicks,
can you drop our next real, please?
I know on the podcast we're supposed to be.
Go.
yay or nay, dignitized or not?
Like, can you relate to the meme?
Oh, sorry.
Ms. Adag herself.
Because why would I be a host of anybody's show and I can't stay on track?
Your guess is this is not.
Get her to fuck out the middle.
Fuck you, shot to the guys for believing in me.
But, no, dignitized.
I mean, I'm one of people that are in love after the first interaction.
So I'm in a little bit.
Who we know?
No, I'm just kidding.
Fuck you.
I keep what you got to say.
I got to say once I'll fuck you.
We go together.
We go together.
Granted.
So I'm already going to be dignitized.
Don't let it be good.
Don't let the length, the girth.
Don't let you talk to me.
Don't let you.
I long.
Eat my booty.
Eat my booty is crazy.
But no.
Yeah, I've been dignitized before.
person was a piece of shit-ass person
but the dick was amazing
and I was just like I love you
and I just hope that you receive nothing
but happening.
Sometimes you don't care
It's so hard having to win yourself
off of a good dick on a bad person
That's very hard
You'd be like
Hmm
When he told me that I was the worst person in the world
I'll never amount to shit
And that he owes my mom
Fall down the flight of steps
He didn't mean that
He didn't mean that
He's not mean that
Joey.
Y'all don't know him like I know him.
You don't know.
Fuck my family.
It's meeting him to the world blow.
Y'all not going to fuck me like he is.
We locked in.
They could bust a lap, boo.
And then when you have to go without that, though, like, it's crazy.
I don't know.
Once I turned 30, when I started ovulating, I really feel like a dog in heat.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
Oh, no, no, I've been ovulating.
30 plus ovulation.
No, that shit.
No.
hit me at 30.
The cycles hit different too.
I mean like, what the fuck is this?
It ain't nothing to play with.
But that ovulation, when I say that I could fuck a hairy cow.
What?
Baby, I need penetration.
I need sweat.
I need pressure.
It's, it's pretty bad.
I don't know what.
They don't warn you about this.
You need to tell me that when I turn 30, that I'm going to become a horny maniac.
For me, I guess.
like really emotional.
It wasn't like that at first
when I was younger.
Now it's like, I will cry
at the drop of my dying.
Like, sad?
Yes.
I cry over some stupid ass shit.
I'll be like,
I'm about to come on my period tomorrow.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm the same way too.
I'm the same way too.
I thought you were talking about like
during ovulation.
I'd be happy during ovulation.
I'd just be like manic like
and dig man down.
Dig man down.
Dig man down.
Dig man down.
Okay, this hole right here.
Oh, speaking of
of fucking whores.
I don't like her and I don't care.
You know, we're on a podcast
so we're not supposed to be biased
and we're not supposed to talk about people
but she is the scum of the fucking hours.
For you, I can make an exception.
This was...
She's filthy.
Loser.
Exactly what she wanted
is, bitch.
Yeah.
He ate so bad.
He feels like I feel right now.
How, bitch?
He ate her up.
He always wanted me to care about them so.
that girl I ain't worried about
I love this song she was
popping her shit
bro and the timing on this
like why would you even troll this bitch
when this song is on
my thing is
how can you ever take pride
in saying something like that
I don't fuck all her niggins
what?
There's females out here that are like that
and what do you want
babe?
What do you,
what recognition do you want?
She wants something
because she want a cookie
and in and in and
Insomnia cookie ain't gonna do shit for you
cause cause what? I think
that that's loser bitch energy like
Absolutely that's funky shit
Like being loose and I told y'all now
I'm a get back ass bitch so if she was getting
get back I could understand that
but her whole lifestyle is just
literally about fucking men and exposing them
and I think that that is the dumbest thing
that these men are doing is to continue to fuck her
there's so much vagina out here
that you don't have to fuck this
bottom of the barrel scum of the
fucking earth like literally
you do have to judge a nigger.
Damn near her body bitches that he'll fuck.
And that's just bottom of the barrel loser shit to brag on.
You're bragging on getting cracked by a nigga.
I would never brag on that.
Ever.
Because what is that?
But her claim to fame is getting fucked.
That's her whole niche.
Bobby ate her up though, baby.
Yeah, he did.
He felt that.
Cordy being his cousin, huh?
Because he felt that.
He got my girl fucked up.
I don't know.
I just think that's a loser activity.
And it's been many instances, though.
Like, I've been in a situation to be like,
I'm going to get my get back.
I'm going to fuck her nigga.
But I just feel like that's different than just being,
because would Cardi B do to her?
Yeah.
You're just being a hater.
Like, you're just literally being hater.
And even when I'm saying that I'm going to get my get back on that nigga
or on the bitch and fuck her nigga.
That's different than like publicly trying to be funny.
Like, I don't fuck that.
I'm going to make me because you fuck my nigga.
But I'm going to make sure that I'm getting.
weird she.
Way,
way more out of the situation than to say that I got some coom.
Right, right, right.
I'm going to make your nigga fall in love.
I'm going to make your nigga cash up.
She said that he,
she,
he owe her money.
Ooh.
Oh.
She gave him like some,
some like 10 Gs or something like that.
You fucking them and giving them money?
Like,
bitch,
you're fucking up the game at this point.
Bitch,
why beat it,
bust a lot,
weirdo.
Oh, no,
no, no, no.
She's a fucking loser.
Shout out to Bobby because I think that the most important thing is when people take up for you in rooms that you are not in.
Because that was some fucking.
No, no.
She definitely deserved that read.
And she sat there and looked at fucking stupid and stinky and stanky.
That's what you did.
She's fucking stinks.
Pugh.
Fucking Pugh.
All right, y'all.
Let's get up out of here.
Trop phone jumping.
Who is that?
Her girl contractor.
You know, I got a lot of going on.
Big boss shit.
I did not come in your side.
baby. All right. So we are
out of here. Make sure
when y'all watch the NFL this
coming week, y'all drink
some ultra. And I'm going to drop the recipe
because this was so good. It was.
I'm going to say Kiki White. Why didn't drink you?
No, I'm not to get. No, I keep on
pouring more beer. More beer.
I'm a beer girl. Yeah.
Yeah. Welcome to the team.
All right, Chad. We love y'all and we see y'all next week.
Bye.
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