Club Shay Shay - Best of Nightcap - Shannon Sharpe & Chad Johnson's FUNNIEST Viagra & blue diamond discussions

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

At the beginning of Nightcap, Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson knew they shared a love for the game of football, but they'd soon find out they share a hilarious fascination for something else: Viagra. Check out a compilation of Unc & Ocho's funniest and most off-the-wall blue diamonds talk from the first year of Nightcap.03:40 - Ocho used Viagra before NFL games09:34 - Relle's doctor friend likes Unc16:55 - Unc's BEEN on the diamonds20:35 - Viagra costs how much?!30:03 - Unc = Blue Diamond Phillips31:57 - Mile high club35:27 - Bedroom advice41:35 - Diamonds make you go blind?!44:17 - Ocho prescribes diamonds & cold tubs(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, Trey Porter just asked. Yeah. He said, Ocho, is it really true you took Viagra during games? Yeah, half a pill. That's all you need. Half a pill. Why you try to bet on the field with wood like that?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you're not listening. Listen, you got to think. Stay with me now. Stay with me, baby. I'm with you. I'm with you. Think about it.

Think about Viagra, right? You understand what the pill does. I know what it does. We know what it does. Now, it's an enhancement. You want to put it in your tongue? About 30 minutes, 30, 45 minutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But listen to me. It's an enhancement with the increase in blood flow to improve performance horizontally, depending on how you do it. I don't know what you do at home, but to improve. Yeah. They work too, Ocho. Right. Stay with me now.

But if you take a half a pill and take it before a game with a little bit of Red Bull, it increases the blood flow, which enhanced turns into almost an added performance enhancer. So you got to boost with that energy drink and the blood flowing. Bingo! And I'm out there going crazy. I'm out there going crazy on half of Viagra and a little bit of Red Bull.

And people are like, God damn, and people like god damn I can't stop Ocho for nothing and then you know how I am I'm talking the whole game I'm talking the whole game so the increasing blood flow it has me moving times 10 than what I would regularly be moving without it and that's what people don't understand

that's where the Viagra come into play you probably taking play yeah you probably taking them now you probably had when you had that 12-hour marathon said you probably popped like seven eight and then on with the blue diamonds now i would just i would listen i would i was just playing about that i was just playing about it but this this hit real because this is this is one of the reasons why i feel i i uh i'm one of the best ever because you what you can't do what you can't do is you can't tell the history of great NFL receivers without talking about little Ocho

they asked me to my Ocho do you still take Viagra oh I don't need it no more I don't need it no more because I'm not playing football no more I'm not playing football no more and listen when it comes to that ain't what that ain't what it made you do realize that Viagra was a blood pressure medicine

right oh yeah you right you right and then they found out they found out it gave and I don't mean that ain't what that ain't what it made you do realize that Vagra was a blood pressure medicine right oh yeah you right you right by that and then they found out they found out that it gave the side effect they like what

what well I ain't listen I ain't I ain't took it I ain't took it in years it's been wait 11 12 years and most of the time

you know I can neither confirm nor deny no I ain't gonna lie to you I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you the truth I'm talking about me I ain't talking about you

right now I'm talking about me you take ain't talking about you right now. I'm talking about me. You take it? I can neither confirm nor deny. Well, I might have dabbled once upon a time. Once upon a time.

Mm-hmm. You know that old joke? We family, and I can tell you, and the people that's watching, I can see your family because you done subscribed us, so I'm going to give it to you raw. Oh, no, don't do that. Ooh, raw for real, Paul. Oh, my bad.

You put it raw for real, Paul. You put it... My bad. You put it raw. You get it done raw. My bad, my bad, my bad. I meant tell the truth. I meant tell the truth. Okay, okay, okay. Stay my bad. I meant tell the truth. Okay, raw dog, will it? I meant tell the truth. I meant tell the truth.

Okay, okay, okay. Stay with me. I meant tell the truth, you know. I'm with you. I don't want to lie. Like, in my relationship, in my marriage, in my union, you know, I don't need no pill. I don't need, because you ain't getting nothing but three minutes anyway. You know, when she has something.

Nah, you won't. But see, but you won't. You know that first time, the first time you meet a bad one. The first time you want a bad one. You know, you want to, you know. Are you trying to show off, huh? Yeah, you're 15.

Pull out all the side, but hold up. Listen, and sometimes, the first time, you know what you got to do? You get in there right, and sometimes they catch you off guard. You be like, oh, shit. So you got to slow down.

You stop, and you hold the conversation real quick. You don't do that. Well, you know, you got your first time. You know, you don't talk. You don't talk. You know. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to tear you up. You know what I'm saying? So you pop. So you pop. Well, you know, you pop with the first time. You pop one. You put it on real good. Real good.

Now, the next time you go back ocho i went back ocho i ain't have i ain't have that diamond in my system okay you know so i didn't do it quite like i did it the first time first time right so i was gonna go back for the third time right you know what she hit me with yeah she said bring that penis you had the first time I saw you. I want to lie to you. I want to lie. You ain't with the same brain. You ain't with the same brain that you had the first time I saw you.

I want that second one. Hey, you know what I'm saying? Hell no. Hey. You know what I'm saying? It happened to the best of us. It happened to the best of us. You know what? Chad, you say, why are you always open?

Nobody wanted to tackle that. That's why you was always open. What? I ain't going to tackle you either I'm gonna wait till you run past me and jump on your back I ain't tackling you from the front I'm just sorry Ocho people don't understand it wasn't

nothing like that but you said you was running on three legs yeah I was I was I mean I'm not gonna get into that I don't wanna piss my baby off don get into that because I don't want to piss my baby off because I know she's going to see me. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Yeah, I don't want to piss off. Yeah, yeah. Don't do that, Ocho. Real friend, the doctor just donated $500. Man, that's too nice in a row. What? Hold on, Ocho. Hold on, Ocho.

What kind of doctor is she? What kind of doctor is she? What kind of doctor is she? Because, you know doctor is she here? What kind of doctor is she here? Because, you know, I might need a little minor surgery here or there. What kind of, can she help me? Can she help her brother out? Hold on, let me finish hitting the Holy Ghost now. Hold on.

Hey, boy, let me tell you something now. If you don't stop playing, if you don't stop playing and slide in them dms hey where you at where you going what you doing i don't know what i'm gonna see but i'm gonna be ready i'll pop one of those diamonds they say laugh about they say laugh when I said the two hours. I'm good. You put that thing up on a guitar. Just carry on, Ocho.

Just carry on. Don't worry about me. I got my stomach hurting. I got to be hurting I gotta be right on you Boy listen Let me tell you something God loves the cheerful giver I told you yesterday

Don't ignore the signs Don't ignore the signs This sign ain't red This sign is green That means you need to go. Look at the name. Save the name in the chat. Jot it down.

Send a DM on Instagram. And do what you need to do. Order my steps. In by way which I want to walk. So the cup continued to runneth over. God said when a man findeth a wife, he findeth a good thing.

I don't know what else you need to see. I don't know what else you need to see unless you want God to come down here and slap you across the head. The signs is right there. The signs is right there. Let me see if I still got that old script. I can feel this old script now

I keep a script I keep a script on me for a 30 day for a 30 day I might have to get that old liquid you know they got that liquid now that's 100 milligrams they'll put a couple of drops up out of your tongue oh Joe I wanted to test it out oh Joe I wanted to test it out because the doctor say he say uh Mr.

Sharp this liquid is a little bit more, it's a little more potent than the tablets. Right. So, Ocho, I said, I don't, I said, you sure, doc? He said, yeah. So, I went home and I was going over the bridge and the bridge was crooked. Right. I dropped a little drop in the water,

the bridge straightened out. I ain't lying to you, Ocho. I want to go out of here. I want to go out of here, Ocho water the bridge straightened out that ain't lying to you Ochoa I put a guard in there I put a guard in there Ochoa the bridge straightened out I said oh this what I've been this what I'm looking for

yeah Ochoa straightened right on up out of there I said okay hey man listen man I just I mean it listen it can't be more it can't be no more clear

I don't know you use Vazine Nefcon okay Nefcon yeah I use Lumify so I can see real good and I can see what the man upstairs is doing for you I can see it the people in the chat

can see it yeah they mad at me yeah go ahead and do you. I can see it. The people in the chat can see it. Yeah, yeah. That's what I've been telling you. They mad at me. Yeah, go ahead and do what you need to do now. You know? Go ahead and do what you need to do. Get them training wheels off of you.

Hey, that ice. Hey, that ice. That ice. That ice. That ain't how you do timeout. Timeout like this. Okay, yeah, I need a full timeout because this is the you do timeout timeout like this okay now okay yeah I need a full timeout cause this is the 22nd timeout in basketball I need a full timeout

as a matter of fact I'm gonna burn all three of mine right back to back to back timeout timeout timeout you know the NFL you can't call back to back timeout back to back timeout right you know what, Ocho?

You got me leaning. Yeah, I see you blushing. You got me. Yeah, I see you blushing, man. But you know, dark skinned brother, we be blushing. Nobody even know. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm darkening you.

So I know how you feel. I can see it on the inside. And it's okay to be the aggress the inside and it's okay to be the aggressor. Sometimes it's okay to be thirsty. You know, everybody want to be cool these days and pretend like they're not thirsty. You know, if you're not, if you're not quenched, it's okay. Be the aggressor. Sometimes you got to go for what you want. My grandma always told me a closing out don't get fed in order to have or get somebody that you want, sometimes you got to take initiative. Take initiative.

Yeah. Sis, I appreciate you, sis. Sis, I love you. Sis, I love you and I thank you. I love you and I thank you. We thank you. You're going to be the plus one. We're going to make it happen.

We're going to make it happen we gonna make it happen man you hey man you know hey man Jamaica you know I mean the Bahamas a beach yeah

yeah yeah everybody all white all white matter of fact matter of fact I forgot what to tell you

at the wedding I'm coming in I'm coming in on a white horse yeah yeah I'm riding a black a white horse. Yeah. Yeah. I'm riding a black one. Matter of fact, you want to hug? You want me up with you?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's rough, Ryan. But I'm in my room. I keep the door closed. Yeah, yeah. Keep the door closed. I got you. You know what I'm saying? They come in there. I keep the door closed. Yeah. Keep the door closed. You know, I'm saying they come in there you know, see something

they ain't supposed to see. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I've been there before. Yeah. Catch the old man trampolining. Hey, Ocho, let me ask you this go ahead what are you going to say Ocho

listen I would just get ready to say I know it's inappropriate your kids ever caught you Ocho we're a family show oh yeah they caught you by accident

you think you think you think you locked the door did you lock the door yeah and you turn and you hit a squeak at the door

and you stop and you pause and they just got that look. What was that goddamn door? Yeah. I got caught too, Ocho. I hate that. That's a bad feeling. That's a bad feeling.

But you know, he came in and dabbed his daddy like that. God damn, that. Yeah. I keep telling you, boy, ain't nothing slow about your old man. But it won't. It's not slow about me, but it won't. Got to slow down a little bit. I ain't fast like I was once, but hey.

You know, man, you know I had to snook with them diamonds in me too, old Joe. Yeah. You know, I put them. Man had to snook with them diamonds in me too, Ocho. Yeah. You know, I put them in me. Man, the old diamonds, Ocho. Because I've been on them diamonds. I've been on them diamonds when they first came out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ocho.

I'm talking about, Ocho, I'm talking about I was like. I got to try that. I got to try that. Oh, Ocho. Man, the first time. Yeah. I'm talking about my 20s that. Oh, Ocho. Man, the first time? Yeah. I'm talking about 20. The first time, Ocho?

You were taking the thing way back then? Oh, Ocho. Back then? No, Ocho. You know what I'm saying? I want to be right. Right. Right, right, right, right.

Because it's the first time, Ocho. First time. You know, you got to leave that impression. Yeah. Ocho, I popped that thing. Yeah. Yes, sir. So, you know, Ocho, I get up to go to the bathroom.

Yes, sir. I come back. She's looking up under the bed. She's looking all in the closet. She walks up the hall. I said, girl, what you doing? She said, who in the hell help you? Because there ain't no way somebody, you did that by yourself. I said, get off of me.

Get off of me. Get off of me. I said, what you doing? O. I said, get off of me. Get off of me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I said, what you doing? Oh, yo. She all up in the bed. In the closet. In the hallway. She said, hey, somebody helped you.

Ain't no way nobody, no one person did what you just did. Hey. Man, you got to tip. You got to tip. Send me a prescription. I got to give you a prescription for them things. Get that liquid. They make that liquid a little stronger.

That thing hit you quick. Wait. Yeah. You drop it on the table. Underneath. Where the motel is going to take about 30 to 45. Right. That liquid hit that thing.

Right away. Get right into the transmission. Harder than the times of 29. What? Yeah. Y'all look at that. That's the Great Depression. That's what happened

the year the Great Depression happened in 29. That's how hard them things had to be. Right. Okay. Right, Ocho. I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm going to try that. At the end of the year, that's a thousand. Let me see what I can buy for a thousand. You going to owe me a thousand. Let me try to think the year, that's a thousand. Let me see what I can buy for a thousand. So you're going to owe me a thousand. Let me try to think what I can get for a thousand dollars. Hey, what can I get?

What can Shunt get for a thousand dollars? Because I'm going to have a thousand at the end of the year from you. I bet you won't. That's at least, that's 13 diamonds. So you sitting here really thinking the Ravens going to beat the Bengals next year with a healthy Gerbera? That's 13 diamonds I can get 12. Wait, that's how much they cost?

$80 a pill. $80? $80 to $100 a pill. Oh, hell. I'd be walking around with ED. Oh, no. Oh, no. $80? You might be talking about Eric Dickerson.

That's the only ED I know. And I don't know about no other ED. You talking about Eric Dickerson? You lying to me. No, I'm talking about that commercial that come on doing it. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. Who paying $80 for a pill?

A guy that's trying to get a mean one? A guy that's trying to give mama a mean one? Never that. Mama can go get it from somewhere else. No, she ain't going to get nothing to stay in my house. I ain't got no problem with her going to get somewhere, but she ain't finna be laying next to me and somebody else putting me up.

Do it, do it. Man, I'll show you about the baby. I'm about to start talking like I'm at the I'm in a chat man I'm about to start talking like I'm at the barbershop man my bad that ain't about to happen to me listen you know how I am when it come to money man you ain't

paying $80 for a goddamn pill just to do something that gonna last two minutes that don't make no goddamn sense that's two minutes long man ain't nothing like that excitement you ride the rollercoaster when you was a kid, got on the merry-go-round, all it did was do-do-do-do-do-do. Ride around. Had the thrill of your life. More than two minutes,

you get the right one. Nah, it ain't happening. As a matter of fact, you can't be getting it wrong. That's something, you know what? Ain't no such thing as no bad sex. Ain't nothing as bad sex. $80. Yeah, you remember growing up and you've been with somebody

who ain't had no goddamn rhythm and they throw everything off? Yes. Yeah. It is bad. I'm talking about bad. Like, what is it? But I just thought

that's what you say. Let me leave. Right. That's what I say. That's what I say. Don't nobody move but me. Hey, you ever seen somebody

on a dance floor and you be like, where the hell is your rhythm? That happens. That happens horizontally all the time. Well, I can't say all the time because I only know eight people. Hey, but if you want all four, you

can't mess up on all fours. I don't want nobody move with me. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I don't want nobody boo with me uh uh uh uh how did we get here I don't know how we got that's you talking about you didn't want to pay no money oh nah we went from

$500 oh you talking about the diamond okay my bad my bad what the price is look the price up right quick $80 man I'm good. I don't care. I don't care. They call $500. I'm good.

Listen, I don't even pay my own bills on time. You think I'm paying $80 for a pill that's supposed to help me in the bedroom? Child, please. It ain't happening. Hey. It ain't happening hey it ain't happening captain $90 per pill

hey that $1,000 that $1,000 I get me 9 pills 9 pills 11 I get 11 11 pills $990 keep it changed you're not going to get it from me because the Bengals ain't losing to the Ravens next year. Hey, guess what?

And you know, I go to the – they tell me, you want to put it in the bag? Yeah, I want you to put it in the bag. You want me to walk out of here with it in my hand so everybody can see what the F I got? Yeah, put it in the bag. Listen, what you had for? What you had for? Buy it with pride. And now, they don't need to know.

Buy it with pride. People talk too much. Hey, I saw Shannon Sharpe at CVS. He had them – he had them on his hands. Hey, I saw Shannon Sharpe at CVS. He had them. Yeah, mind your business. Man, you better put them in a bag. As a matter of fact, put them in a bag in another bag. As a matter of fact, Ocho, I buy stuff I already need.

Hey, you know what? Can I get some mucinex and let me get a lip? I got my three things. So they already know. Just buy extra stuff just to have. I just buy stuff I already need. I got mucine just buy extra stuff just to have I got music in there from 2020 listen my grandma always said if you got the hat

you don't need to buy it if you got the hat you don't need to buy it nope you don't need to know tell me what's wrong with you don't call out my name what the hell wrong with you um Shannon Shaw man don't call my name wrong with you? Shannon Shaw?

Man, don't call my name. Your script ready for pickup. I be looking around like, hey. Hell nah. Boy, that's funny. That's funny. Man,

those people be crazy, man. Why you calling? Man, y'all know me. Y'all done seen me that many times. And I done picked up medicine. I had both hips repaired. I had, you know, I had a, I get hives. So y'all know me.

Y'all ain't got to call my name. All y'all got to do is, sorry, your prescription is ready. That's all y'all got to say. Y'all ain't got to call my name. And they're going to tell about you. $90, man. Like who on earth in their right mind would pay

$90 for that? Look up and see how much the military spent on Viagra. The military is the biggest spend of it. The military? The military. They ain't got no business to be doing anything horizontal they supposed to be focused on war

they ain't fighting everyday I'm thinking about war I'm going to the battle that's why I put it in my system I'm putting it in my system I'm going to the battle here we are the pentagon spends 84 million dollars annually we are. Huh?

The Pentagon spends $84 million annually on Viagra. Oh, the Pentagon. What the hell they got going on? The Defense Department. That's for the military. Oh, they ain't even talking about Cialis. Cialis might be better. It'll cause the headache. And it'll last about

two, three days. I don't know. I heard, though. I was reading, listen. I don't know. I heard, though. I read about it. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, listen. Yeah, you sound very well informed. I shouldn't read.

No, you sound very well informed. You use that, too? Okay. They spend $294 million on ED drugs, condoms. Levitra. Oh, Levitra, yeah, yeah. Now, Levitra. I heard Levitra don't work that way.

That sound like a drink. Yeah, I heard Levitra. They don't really work that way. You know what? I don't know, Ocho. I just heard that. That's what somebody was telling me. I was talking to this dude about three or four years ago. His name was Shannon. He said, man, if I was you, I wouldn't get that. I was like, all right.

Yeah, baby, I don't know nothing about that. I ain't number 30. I ain't number 30. I'm young. I ain't got no problem. I'll holler at you in 30 years. Hey. Hey, let me ask you a question. You was fast, but you're still working on your speed in the offseason, didn't you? Yeah.

I like that. I like that. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's smooth. That's smooth. That's smooth. That's smooth.

That's smooth. Yeah, but I'm sorry, baby. I don't know that guy. I don't know the guy, man. They be talking about that, the Mondamas, that LaVitra, that Cialis.

Yeah, man. But they say, they say that in La Viagra, you can't eat. You got to have an empty stomach because you know you want everything to, you know, go to that area. Right, right, right, right.

But with that Cialis, you go out to eat, go to dinner. Right. Do that thing, oh, you know, you're about to go home. Right. Yeah. You take it early, get it in your system. Need 30 minutes. 30, 45. Right.

Okay, okay. I see I'm not there yet i'm not there please take medication as directed right yeah i'm not i'm not there yet i'm not there yet but when that time come yeah yeah me though i'm gonna do my homework and you know it come with side effects as you know if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours. Right. You got to call medical. I'm going to call my four or five other people. That's what I'm going to do.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to call. You're going to call the doctor. Well, the doctor better be named Karen. It better be named Queen. Her name better be Susan. Her name better be Tatiana. Her name need to be Valerie. That's better be Tatiana. Her name need to be Valerie.

That's who I thought it better be. If I haven't been wrecking for four hours, I don't know. I got a lot of people I'm going to call. You going to get that four hours worth of powder, y'all? Yeah. It'll go down. Hey, man, you shout out, man. That's what I'm going to do.

You feeling good today, boy? You feeling good tonight, now. You feeling good tonight, man. You feeling good tonight. Laney Ray. Hey, guys. Congratulations on 700K. Ocho said his stripper name was Twig. Yeah.

Shannon, if you had a stripper name, if you were a stripper back in the day, what would your stripper name be that's a good one they're gonna call me black diamond because i'll be shining okay i like that black diamond okay Coming to stage one. Hey, boy. Hey, listen. Them days when I used to dance the right track was crazy, man.

It was crazy. Braids days. It's all about survival, man. Where I come from, it's about survival. So you do the things necessary where you need to survive. It doesn't put you six feet under or don't have you behind bars and i did what i had to do and and dancing in 1997 it built character it built character for me and not being shy it helped me uh learn to speak in public because obviously you know being in the nude in front of women it helped me be able to speak in front of large crowds.

And it just, it just, it just made me different. Maybe it made me different. And I got a better understanding as well. Always as a dancer, the women, the women of size, the women of health,

the big bone, they tip good. They tip good. Cause I I'm 20, 19, 20 years old and making goddamn $2,500 a night on a weekend. That's a lot of money, boy. Hey, Faye said my name, if I was a stripper, would be Blue Diamond Phillips.

Hey, that's a good one. Blue Diamond Phillips. Man, y'all need to stop with that old joke. I just want to know what that freedom feels like. Well, I want to be a member of my hot club. So I'm going to have to get, because obviously I can't fit into a Delta bathroom. So I'm going to have to rent a private jet. Yeah, I'm going to have to rent a private one.

Nah, you can't do that. Why I can't? You can't do that. You can't do that. You're getting in trouble. How am I going to get in trouble? Hold on. You end up on the no-fly list.

You ain't going to be able to fly on no airlines. I'm going to get a private plane, don't you? No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Because think about it. Think about it.

Think about it. Rent a private jet. We talk about $20,000, $30,000, $50,000, depending depending on your destination just to get something that you can get for free because it's you yeah it's worth it oh sure i want to become a member of the fight oh joe that's on my bucket list you asked me the other day what's on my bucket list okay i think that's a little too much that's what i want to do yeah but that's a that's a little too much because you got to think about it in hindsight when you when you put it all together and think about it you actually paying 20 30 50 000 for some cat we we

can't i can't i can't let i wouldn't let you even though i'm on them diamonds and i talk about if yeah this is what i'm gonna do this i'm to do I'm going to wait like a whole month and then I'm going to get on them diamonds the plane taxing down the runway it get up okay you can land right now I'm done

I don't need 30 seconds by the time the plane get to the end of the runway y'all might want to turn this thing around. We ain't going, no, we ain't left. We ain't left, Ocho. Hey, man, you shout out, man. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast,

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Nah, don't do that, John. Don't do that. Don't listen to Ocho. Listen. First time, you got to have a lasting impression. Grab the whipped cream and don't forget the toes. Hey. Hey.

Going to get one of them old diamonds in your system. All them diamonds on me. She'll mess with you now. Going to get them diamonds on you. Hey, the old blade. You got to get that diamond on you. Going to put that diamond in your system. About 30, 45 minutes.

Don't eat nothing. Because you want that thing. You want all of it. You want the whole 100 milligram in your system. Hey, it's like, I don't know if you cooked the turkey before. Put that diamond on you, boy. You got to light the turkey. Put it in the oven, 350.

Get it ready. Y'all know what I'm talking about. That thing be harder than prime wood. You know, you went to the prime and you about to get that wet. Wow. Yeah, man, Ocho. I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, Ocho.

Put that prime wood on the, hey, John. Hey. Hey, man, I don't know. Hey, know hey John I'm telling you listen to me now don't be playing the Ocho you put when that diamond in your system yeah 30 45 minutes I'll be hey every time

you don't want to waste it so you get a good sense of kind of how the night is going because you know I mean you know I'm hey let me tell you I'll be that man you know I had to waste it. So you get a good stance on kind of how the night is going. Because, you know, I mean, you know, I'm, hey, let me tell you, let me tell you, I had to think of a pocket right here. You know, we talking. Get a little kiss. Oh, this thing might.

I don't want to take it out. It's over. It's over. I don't know. I don't know. Hold on. Sneaking and putting it in. You know that little pocket.

That little G pocket. That little pocket. I had that thing sitting up in there. Yeah, how you put it in? I said, hey girl, how you doing? I look at that that thing on choke man man you about to get the

hey you know that baking soda that arm and hammer you about to get the hammer old black hammer man that nobody old black hammer hell no hell no Man, there's nobody on Black Hammer? Hell no. Hell no. That thing on the old show? That's a good one, boy.

That black, that, well, you ever heard of that, that, that, that, that, that rhino pill from the gas station? Yeah, I heard about it. I ain't try, I about need to try that on. Well, listen now. Because you know rhinoceros, you know that's why they cut the horn. Because they said the rhinoceros can have sex up to five hours. Yeah.

So the Asian, they take the horn, they blend it, and man, I don't know who want to have, man, look here. I know me. I don't know if there, I don't think there's a woman

out there that want to have sex for no five hours. Listen, she might not want to, but she done been through it. Huh? Ain't nobody take that kind of pounding. Ain't nobody take that kind of pounding no five hours, Ocho.

What? Who? Five hours? Man, listen. Listen, two-minute intervals. No. No. The rhinos, I'm talking about,

here's the thing. Oh, you're talking about the rhino. Oh, I'm talking about me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. Five hours, two-minute intervals at 99 miles an hour. Pressure. God dang, Jack Rabbit.

Yeah, I don't play. I ain't got no time. I don't got no time. I ain't got no time to play. About three hours at 99 miles an hour. Two-minute intervals. Had the time of life. Baby.

Ain't nothing but that spade. Baby. Ojo. You remember that? two minute intervals had the time of life baby baby you remember that yeah yeah she know she remember I got that hey Ocho I got Spadewood I got two in a possible in a 24 hour span that's all I got for you two in a possible

don't hold me to that don't hold me to that because it might get cut. After the first one, I might get cut, Ocho, and I'm done. That's all I'm saying, Ocho. That's all I'm saying. I mean, and let me talk about Ocho. I mean, come on, huh? Yeah. Let me talk about

Ocho. Let me ask you a question. Ocho. I mean, come on, huh? Yeah. Let me talk about, oh, shit. Oh, that's let me ask you a question. Ladies, let me ask you a question. Ocho, if you put a hot dog in the microwave for two minutes, what's going to happen to it? It's going to explode, ain't it? Okay. That's what I did.

I was in there for two minutes, the hot dog exploded. Boop, there it is. That's what I did, Ocho. I mean, come on. That's what you want from me. You mad at me? I'm faking you. You got that.

I mean, come on now, Ocho. I mean, they mad at me. Hey. What the heck happened? Hey, come on. Come on now. Work with me. Hey, come on. Oh, work with me. I'll never tell you wrong when you're right.

Listen, you got, you got to redeem yourself. You can't go out like that. Cause you said, listen, you can't go out like, cause you're gonna end up in the group chat. You don't want to end up in the group chat. You want a, you want everything said about you. They ain't going to tell nobody. Cause they don't want to,

they ain't going to tell nobody. They ain't going to tell nobody the group chat by Black Hammer. They want to keep that on the ramp for themselves. I bet that. I bet that. Okay, I'm just making sure. Listen, I don't want you with no bad reviews

like Yelp. I don't want you with no bad reviews. You ain't even talk about my goddamn co-hosts like that. Hey, not only my stars, not only are they logos, they're ratings. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? You better

stop playing with O'Shea. But I mean, Ocho, you should be happy. A man trampolining you for 45 minutes. Oh, something wrong with you. Oh yeah, that ain't it.

Something wrong with you. Man, come on now. Now I can understand that. As long as you go multiple rounds, obviously, you know, it's going to take a little longer, but I'm saying. Something wrong with you. Excited. I'm excited. Hey. Something wrong. 45 minutes Excited. I ain't going to lie. I'm excited. Something wrong.

45 minutes? Man, look here. Who the hell? Unless you clocking out at 5 o'clock and you work for Bank Brothers? What you doing? What you trying to prove? You know, I turn to the side like this. You already know where I'm going to go.

If you ever see, hey, I'm sitting on the couch. I turn to the side like this. Once I turn back around, at that point in time, ain't no turning back now. But Ocho, a woman should, if a man,

look, I mean, sometimes you get excited and you have premature, you know what? Right, right, right. If you got that, if you got that, ooh wee, if you got that, say go. Yeah. That's what's supposed to happen. Yeah. Yeah.

Supposed, yeah. Most of the time I do. That's why, that's why you got the, you got the double back. You got the double back. They give you five minutes. Give you five minutes to recover. Oh, Joe, I promise you, with that diamond on me...

Yeah. Nothing. That bad look here, Ocho. What? That made it real. I'm talking about car bumper hardware. You know, the old car, that old dad that steal.

Back in the day, that rubber bumper. Yeah, I got hard. You know, the old car, that old dad that steal. Back in the day, I ain't talking about that rubber bumper. Yeah, I got, you know, baby. I need to get one of them blue diamonds. Man, look here, man. You ain't real. Don't let him do you like that real. Nah, I'm going to try that. I'm going to try that.

I mean, I got to. I got to know so I could be able to talk about it with you. So I'm listening to you and your experiences. I want to know what that could be able to talk about it with you. So I'm listening to you and your experiences. I want to know what that's like. I can't be left out. I got to know. I'm going to figure it out, though. Where I get it from? CVS or Walgreens? You just have your doctor write you a script.

Oh, I need a prescription. Yeah. Okay. They're hot. They ain't hot, nah. They're about $800 a pill. Who? They're about $800 per year they about $800 per year nah I'm good that's all you had to tell me Ocho

they pass ID when you put that diamond on them they pass ID right here Ocho you get out and grab it I got to grab an Oscar out of Tony that's what they pass out when you put that diamond on them I ain't lying to you, Cho. I don't want to go out there and get you that right now. They're giving out trophies.

What? I'm going to get me one because I ain't never won shit. I'm going to get me something. Man. I'm going to get me something. In this corner. Black diamond. Let me ask you a question. Inma five minutes title fights yeah five rounds

three minutes three minutes four rounds hey i'll get a ultra i ain't gonna lie to you i'll schedule it for 12 probably gonna make it out the third i probably gonna make another third somebody third probably gonna make it out the third somebody getting KO'd on choke somebody getting KO'd somebody getting KO'd on choke I'm just telling like it is I'm coming in hot man don't you

man man please hell nah you get one of those on choke you straight Hey, don't you be. Hey. Hell nah. Bad please. Hell nah. Hey, you get one of those, don't you? You straight. Hey, hold on. We'll be back on. We'll be back on Saturday after the playoffs, right?

Yeah. We're out tomorrow, right? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You off. We off. We back. You and I back on Saturday.

Yeah. On Saturday. You know what? Saturday, I'm going to get that blue diamond. Saturday, I'm going to tell you how it went once we finish talking about the game. Okay. Yeah, I got you.

Oh, you think I look bad? Man, I was like a drug. I couldn't fuck you without it. Right. I was afraid. See, I don't want to get addicted now. I just want to be able to... No, she's going to get addicted now I just I just want I just want to be able to know she gonna get us she gonna get addicted yeah yeah all right we don't we don't work on that I try to you know I'm a heavy way I'll be heavy I only like to you so I'll be him guys I know 40,000. Hey, y'all hit that like button. Hit the subscribe button.

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Nah, I ain't on them blue diamonds tonight, man. Y'all want to boil them diamonds all the time? That's going to mess up your level, man. Going to mess up your level. It is? I don't know. I just

hear that all the time. I did hear they talk I did hear that somebody go it mess with your eyesight. Tell me you might go blind with them diamonds. For real? Yeah, I'll be in that thing like hey, what's you gonna you gonna be you look like Etta James. Hey,

you can't sing it. You can't sing it. Hey, I mean, it ain't stop Stevie. It ain't sing. No, we can't sing. Hey. I mean, look. Hey. It ain't stop Stevie. It ain't stop Stevie from doing or shaking the cover. It ain't stop Ray Charles

from shaking the cover. Yeah, oh, but Ray Charles was loose with it, bro. Yay! So what that mean if I can't see? You can play. I know the other eye can see. I might not can see, but the other eye can see I might not can see but the other eye can see Man Ocho you crazy man

Hey Yeah There's something wrong with you Ocho Nah I got I got the perfect scenario perfect scenario

for the next players Josh Hart I know you're going to see this Jalen Brunson I know y'all are going to see this cold tub I know you already do that anyway cold tub

before the next game you got a few days to rest contrast back and forth before the next game, you got a few days to rest. Contrast back and forth. Before the next game, after doing the cold tub, you do your shoot around, whatever. I know you're not going to push hard before your next game. Right before you play again, hit the cold tub right before the game. Take a half of Viagra. Take a half of Viagra, and I guarantee you, it get the blood flow going,

that explosion, and you feeling fresh like it's the beginning of the season. That's exactly how you're going to feel. I'm telling you, it's going to save you. It's going to save you. Boy, I used to do the contrast before he came over. You know, I contrast, you get hot, cold. Hot, cold. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. And you get that fresh blood flowing through the body. Hey, Unc. And you... Yes, sir. I'm good. We're ready. Okay, let's do this.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, Unc. The people in the chat that probably don't know that have never played sports at that level, maybe if you played in high school, don't understand what it feels like when you're

getting that cold tub and that hot tub, you contrast back and forth, and you get those chills, you freeze everything up, and you get in that hot tub, and everything released, and you get back in the cold and do it back and forth. I used to do it about maybe three times. Yeah. And when it's time to go out there and run again, boy, I swear for

God, it feel like you never ran a day in your life. Yep. You feel like you never ran a day in your life. It feel so flush, so good. It feel so flush. Oh, it feel so good. Brand new. Yeah, man. But again, if Josh Hart, Jalen Brunson, I know y'all gonna see this. Add the half of Peel. Add half of Viagra. I'm

telling you, the increase in blood flow is going to help the lower body extremities to increase explosion, athleticism, lateral movement, all that shit. I promise you, I lied for you before I lied to you. Try it. The Volume.

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