Club Shay Shay - Best of Nightcap - Shannon Sharpe & Chad Johnson's most entertaining arguments

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson love to argue, and on today's Best Of Nightcap we run back some of their most heated and entertaining debates, including Ocho pleading with Unc to find a wife, how much a healthy diet matters for an NFL player's production, Unc's private jets vs. Ocho's Spirit Airline flights, who would win between the 1998 Denver Broncos and 2005 Cincinnati Bengals, and several arguments about Ocho's... interesting bedroom habits.03:40 - Should Unc settle down?09:27 - The great nutrition debate25:43 - Best trash talker?34:18 - Is a dog worth $10,000?45:07 - Private jet vs. Spirit Airlines54:00 - Ocho's foot fetish1:03:11 - Unc's Broncos vs. Ocho's Bengals1:14:49 - Who'd win a roast battle?1:18:42 - Could Ocho still put up 1,400 yards?1:20:52 - Is booty on the menu?1:29:39 - Cincinnati vs. Atlanta1:35:30 - Using public restrooms1:39:35 - Should Unc fly private?(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So are you, are you, look I don't want nobody. I'm good. What part of my good did you get? You are not good. You don't have to lie to me. You're not good. I can see it in your face. You want to be young? You want to stay young? They say you're only as young

as the woman you feel. I feel 33, 34. Listen. Listen. Basketball. Hey, LeBron, your boy, huh? Why you keep, first of all, people keep asking me, man, man, Ocho really love you, man. He tried to hook it up.

Yeah. I'm going to get you right. I'm going to get you right. I'm going to get you right. I'm going to get you right. I'm going to get you right. What makes to get you right I'm going to get you right I'm going to get you right I'm going to get you right What makes you think I'm missing something in my life?

Because I can tell By the look on your face I can tell I know You have a house But it's not a home You need a woman You need guidance

You need assistance We all need it in life And you're being stubborn no you're not gonna reach where you want to get to without the help and the touch of a woman trust me you can have as many assistants as you want you can fly as many private jets as you want you can eat as many five-star meals as you want life ain't gonna be complete until you find that one and i'm gonna make sure you get And I'm gonna make sure you get it. I'm gonna make sure you get it.

Come hell or high water. You're gonna get it. I got you. It ain't gonna rain for about 20 years then because there ain't gonna be no high water. Trust me, I got you. Man, where's my baby at? I don't want you to have me. You lucky, you lucky.

You need a friend like me. I'm beginning to doubt whether you got somebody because I ain't want you to have me You lucky You need a friend like me I'm beginning to doubt whether you got somebody Because I ain't never seen her I'm beginning to doubt whether you got somebody What you mean? I ain't never seen her Google work Google work

Google work When you look up When you look up stats you use Google don't you No Cause I already know the stats I already know the stats Where you woman at right now Tell her come down there

Tell her come down there right now Hold on Hold on Don't play at me I got me somebody Don't play with my. I got me somebody. Don't do that. Don't play with my talk. Shoot, I do this. I mean, you're looking around like you're about to get robbed.

Nah, it's 1237. She ain't even home. That's exactly. And you in Miami? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's robbed. Yeah, I already know. You're looking around.

It's all right. It's all right. She know where home yeah, yeah. It's wrong. Yeah, I already know. You look at it right. It's all right. It's all right. She know where home at, though. She know where home at. She know where home at. What's your lady's name? Huh? What's your lady's name?

Sherelle. Yeah, Sherelle. You see that smile? The singer? You talking about the singer? I know a singer named Sherelle. Nah, nah, not that one. Sherelle, you see?

Nah, I know you talking about that. Nope, nope, nope. You see that smile on my face when I said it? That's how I want you. That's how I want you. I got a smile on my face. No, that ain't it. Listen, that's that mask with the smile on my face i'm gonna make no that ain't a listen that's that mask

with a smile and behind you're crying i'm telling you you're crying i mean i'm gonna get you right though hey give me a couple more years i'm gonna be crying on the bugatti nah come on man don't don't don't do that you don't need that you don't you don't need that don't i don't know no man no no what i need what't need that. You don't need that. No, man. What kind of car do I need? Let me see. You're 55? Get you a Lincoln. Get you a Cadillac.

Town car. Get you a Lincoln, man. You're going through a midlife crisis. You're going through a midlife crisis. That's what it is. You're going through a midlife crisis. You going through a midlife crisis. That's what it is. You going through a midlife crisis. You know, I'm going to get a BMW. That's what I'm going to get.

A what? A BMW. No, that's like in your 40s. That's in your 40s. That's when you're in your 40s. 55, you got to get a car that goes with your age. Since you complain about being a certain age, you can't talk to one. You lying to me.

I wish I might. 55 and no Bugatti man what are you doing I said I'm getting no Bugatti you just said you was going to get a a what I'm getting a BMW get the i3 I'm going to get the i7 no get the i3

7 is bigger than a three. No, you don't need no big ass i7, man. Get you efficient. You a hater. I drive a smart car. I've been driving my smart cars since 2006. I don't need all that big stuff. Because let me tell you something.

No, you don't. You Shannon Sharp. I know. You Shannon Sharp. They done Googled how much you make. You ain't got to do nothing to stunt no more. You ain't got to do nothing. Just be you.

That's why I drive in a BMW. Because I'm not trying to devalue myself. Oh, I don't want nobody to think I'm trying to show somebody up. I work hard. I'm going to get that. Nah, get you a BMW i3 because you don't have to work hard i'm gonna get that nah you get you a bmw i3 because you don't have to compensate for nothing else you that boy i'm giving you the confidence you need you that boy you that i've been here that you that that i can't even say the word but yeah i i'm i'm

i'm gonna be that ninja in a bmw i3 i3 save save save your money save come on man Hold on I'm saving my money for who? I'm saving my money for who? A rainy day You don't know what might happen You don't know what emergency might occur Family might need you I know you're making a grip

You never know what might happen Hold on I'm prepared for a rainy day I'm prepared for a rainy day. Okay. I'm prepared. Keep preparing because God said can I give you another scripture? What'd he say?

You know, I ain't gonna take it down. I done preached enough tonight. I done preached enough tonight. Wait, hold on. She answered the phone. Hold on, hold on. I know. I look at you. Now you running cheering out for the ball. I just thought about something. Yeah. It just hit me.

I'm like, wait a minute. She put you on the line. It's 12. Nah, she just answer. Let me tell you. I know she busy. Hold on. God damn,

you don't play at me now. Shoot. If I had to do it again, my diet and nutrition wouldn't change. The same thing I ate when I was in high school and through college, I ate it while I was in the NFL. The way I train, you already know. Still to this day, I'm a madman. I'm a madman. I got to be doing something.

I got to be moving. I got to be doing something. And I played a very long time. I had no injuries. I had no injuries. I had no injuries. So when Marvin Lewis appointed a nutritionist to our team, there was no reason for me to break what I was already doing because there was nothing wrong with it. There was nothing to fix. There was nothing to fix. And I think I was very fortunate. I might be one of the most fortunate NFL players to ever play, to play an entire career and having

no injuries outside of a dislocated pinky, you know, a little nick there, but nothing major would cause me to miss any time. Therefore, when it comes to nutrition and to talk about taking care of your body, it's like, to me, it just, everybody's different. Everybody's body's different. So it's hard for me to compare. I can't say anything about LeBron. I can't say anything about Calais Campbell or any other players that take care of their body and having to spend money on it. To me, I think it's a mind thing. It's a mind thing. I get up, I train hard. I get in the cold tub, I get in the hot tub. I never got massages. I don't want nobody touching me. I never got massages.

Well, obviously you bleed a cold tub, got to have something to do with it or you wouldn't have got in it. Oh, no, because I saw everybody else doing it, so I just wanted to follow what everybody else was doing. No, okay, okay. I promise you. You did that once or twice. You did that throughout your career. Yeah, because TJ, TJ Hushamazada, and Carson Palmer told me,

you should get in the cold tub. You're running yourself ragged. Dude, let me tell you how I practiced. I was, I want to say that word. I want to say the R word. I was ridiculous. I did scout team. I did kickoff.

I used to play the gunner. This is in practice just to get me in rhythm, getting preparing for a game. T.O. was with us in 2010. T.O. pulled me to the side and said, man, what in the hell are you doing? What are you doing? I'm taking all the goddamn snap. I said, this is how I always get ready for Sundays. He said, man, you running yourself ragged, man. You're going to be tired when the games come. I say, T, this is the way I practice

it and I'm used to it. So that was one of the joys of having T there and having to show me how to manage my body and minimize some of the work that I was putting in during the week. But that's all that I knew. And I think that's one of the reasons why I never got hurt. I put my body through the ringer constantly to where, you know what, when it was time to play and time to get hit and take those hits, I just get right up and keep on going. What if you get in the hyperbaric chamber? What if you eating right? Instead of having 11,000 yards, you had 14,000. And instead of having 60 touchdowns, you had 90. How? How? I just told you I never got hurt.

I didn't miss any time. So where do those numbers come from, Madden? No, no. Maybe instead of that, maybe you break a tackle. Instead of having a 15-yard game, you get a 30-yard game. I never got tackled by the first man. Man, stop it, Ocho. You saw what I did to

Ray. Don't play me like that. No, I saw you got slapped, Jack. No, but listen, another thing that I hate, people, oh, I'm eating healthy. I'm eating healthy because it's going to help me perform better. No, it's not. No, it's not. Because how you perform is a skill set. It's a skill set based on how hard you train and what God has blessed you with. And you're putting the two together. Not the food. Saying, oh, if I eat salads and I eat healthy

and I do all this nutrition stuff, all of a sudden, I'm going to be Jerry Rice. No, you're not. No, no, no. Listen, either you're good or you're not. No. That's it.

But I do believe, I mean, but like you said, it's a mindset. You don't believe. Bingo, mindset. The fact that you don't believe it's going to you said it's a mindset you don't believe the fact that you don't believe it's going to help it's not going to help there's a reason why doctors tell you there's a reason why doctors tell you

when you have surgery to keep a positive mind right because the mind really controls the body so you're not going to get the benefits out of it because you're already going in with a negative mindset it because you're already going in with a negative mindset. Even if you're not going in with a negative mindset, I'm using common goddamn sense and logic.

Telling me what I put in my body is going to help me perform better. It's a goddamn lie. It's a lie. But you... I disagree. I disagree. I disagree.

I disagree. I disagree. Either you're good at your craft or you're not. Yes. If you're telling me, if you're telling me, oh, I'm eating salads. That means when I'm,

when somebody's in front of me playing man to man, oh, I'm going to be able to get open and create separation because of what I put in my body. That's not the way that works. No, you have a C, but you have a single,

but see, here's the thing. I believe the guy that trains hard has the better nutritional. I think that helps. I'm not saying that somebody. Whatps in what? In what area? Your body. Because when you get on the field, it's based on your skill set. Your skill set, nothing more. But let me ask you a question. So why don't they put regular, why they don't put regulated gas

in high performance cars if it didn't make a difference? Come on with the car analogy. No, I'm just saying so what's your body what's your body is your body not a machine yes or no it's my okay so why why would you so why you would they got they got they got they got you believing that 97 is the healthy shit that's how they that's how they that's how they fool you into selling their product. Well, here's the thing, Ocho. What I did

is that I tried it for myself. Right. See, yes. I could have like, no. I said, but let me see. And then I saw what it did. What did it do? I saw...

That was mentally. That's what it did. I saw the changes in my body. I saw the changes when I made the switch at 93. I said, you know what? I'm going to bring my own food to work. I'm going to start eating like this.

I'm going to start training like this. I saw the benefits. Now, obviously, all these hyperbaric chambers and all this other stuff that came around, these physio guys that had these guys, these personal trainers, there's a reason why. There's a reason why, Ocho. All that's a money grab, man personal trainers, there's a reason why. There's a reason why, Ocho. Oh, that's a money grab, man. Can I ask you a question? How many years you played? I played 14.

You ever been hurt? Yes. You had any surgeries? Yeah. You know why you had surgeries? I fractured my eye socket. Oh, eye socket. Okay. What else? Broke my collar Okay. What else? What else? Broke my collarbone.

Broke your collarbone. What else? Had scoped on my ankle a couple of times. Scoped my knees. Oh, your ankle. Oh, your knees too. Mm-hmm. I ain't had nothing wrong with me.

Yeah, but see. I ain't had nothing wrong with me. But see, you out there with them pretty boys. I was in the trenches. No, you weren't. I was in the trenches, and I in the trenches and I played reckless. Check my resume and check the film. You outside the numbers, bro.

I saw you one time. I saw you one time inside the hash and everybody saw how I ended. Listen, what era of football did I play in? AFC North, 2000 Ravens, Steelers, Browns. Bro, they had to relax Steelers, Browns. Bro.

Yes. Bro, they had to relax. Don't do that. Bro, they had to relax the rules, the incidental contact, bro. Relax the rules. Stop playing, man. Why you playing on my top like that? McDonald's, my whole career. No injuries, nothing.

Just think about what you could have been. I was there. I was him. What you could have been. I was. I was him. What you could have been. I was him. If you take all the top-end guys, you look at the guys that played, Jerry,

look at Walter Payton, look at Tom Brady, look at Jordan, look at Kobe, look at LeBron, look at all the high-end guys. What did they do? let me tell you something everybody trying to be like them you ain't gonna be name one of them

no but what if you could be a better version of you George A. McDonald's what yeah I'm saying Bo A. McDonald's not not when he was training for the Olympics not when he was training for the Olympics I call Michael I call Michael right now I call Michael Jordan right now let me tell you I call Michael hold on you want me to call Michael right now. I'll call Michael Jordan right now.

Let me tell you. I'll call Mike. Hold on. You want me to call him? Don't do that. Michael Jordan ate McDonald's. Talk to me now. Oh, Joe.

He gave me nuggets. Oh, Joe. Before the game. Oh, Joe. You could eat anything in moderation. And listen, why do we continue to use the highest of iconic athletes as examples is beyond me because nobody is going to be like them. Is that what you strive for?

Let me ask you a question. Do you take financial advice from anybody that ain't got money? Yes or no? You listen to the Elon Musk. You listen to the guys that built businesses. I don't take financial advice

from nobody but myself. That's why I still got all my goddamn money. Period. Now listen to me. I did it. I did it my goddamn money. Period. Now, listen to me. I did it. I did it with no injuries. So you're not going to tell me the way I did it don't work.

Because it worked. Because you had 37 surgeries and I ain't had none. Ocho. Yes, sir. So what if the difference... Ocho, but think about it. Ain't no difference. Ocho, think about it.

How many seventh round picks after the merger made it to the Hall of Fame? Hold on. Give me a second. I'm going to give you the floor. How many seventh round picks become on to be an All-Pro and go to eight Pro Bowls? How many? Can you finish? Can I finish? Can I go? Go ahead.

How many young kids out of Liberty City beat the odds and then end up dead or in jail from selling dope? Let me finish. You let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. How many kids from Liberty City made it to the NFL and was a full time All-Pro, six time Pro Bowler, name cemented, legacy cemented, name in the stadium? How many? I ain't got no yellow jacket but i made my own oh joe efficient enough how many how many people how many people live in liberty city how many people what you say the population of liberty city is now or back then i'm talking about in the a i'm talking about in the 80s when it was a war zone and early 90s war zone i'm talking about

during the during the era how many how many people you think living liberty city liberty city i'm not sure 15 000 20 000 30 000 i wouldn't even sit here and throw a number out there because i don't know i'm just being honest i don't want to play that game i don't know honestly well where i grew up at it was 3 500 people what's the likelihood of you getting two out of 3 500 what's the likelihood of me even surviving and getting the opportunity to even play oh joe so let me ask you a question are there any other players that came out of liberty city that played in the nfl yeah it's a few it's a few it's a few right now so it's your time to do you do you understand what liberty city i came out of yes no you don't yes Yes. Ocho. 80s, 90s, Liberty City. It was ugly.

Yes. It was ugly. Ocho. My chances of getting out was this. Ocho. Ocho. I ain't talking. The odds.

Yes. The odds were stacked against you. Way against. Yes. But you beat the odds. Now, just imagine. Look, like I said, in your mind, you don't believe that nutrition, proper massage, physio, all that. You don't believe it works.

We've done a poll. We got over 2,000 votes. 83% believe that nutrition matters. What are 83%? Who they play for? 2,000.. 83% believe that nutrition matters. What are 83%? Who they play for? 2,000. See? Hold on. Now you're doing the argument. Now you're trying to invalidate people because they didn't play for it.

No, because if you didn't play the game and you think nutrition matters, what are you using as the fact that nutrition works what are they gonna say oh 2300 lebron did it no no y'all ain't you you're never gonna be those individuals that they are once in a lifetime let me ask you a question are there more are there more athletes like you that eat whatever they want that don't believe or they're more athletes that i guarantee

you there are more athletes like me than it is that eat healthy. And I can guarantee you that, especially in today's game. I can guarantee you that. I disagree. Let's bet. Let's bet. I disagree. Let's bet.

Because you see all... I disagree. I don't know how we qualify. You know what? Why do you think... I think you're going to take a poll. Can I ask you a question? Why do you think the injuries are higher?

Why do you think the injuries are more significant now as opposed to before? Let me tell you. Can I tell you why, please? Please? Real quick. I love you to death. The injuries are up higher because they eating all this motherfucking healthy shit. You play a barbaric sport. You play a barbaric sport

running 100 miles an hour, running into each other, but you eat like a goddamn rabbit and you expect to survive a 17-game other, but you eat like a goddamn rabbit and you expect to survive a 17-game season, but you eat like a goddamn rabbit. It ain't going to work. Something has to give. You know what's giving? Your fucking body and its ligaments.

I believe a reason why the injuries. I believe the guys are getting bigger, stronger, and faster, but I also believe that the guys don't put their bodies through the rigors. They don't practice hitting during the course of the week like we once did. And so now you're asking a car that hasn't been driven

at 100 miles an hour during the week that says, you know what? On Sunday, go 100 miles an hour without being warmed up. That is my belief. There is no way to definitively determine it. But do you believe the guys are bigger strong and faster yes or no do you believe the guys in the nfl are bigger stronger and faster

than they were in the 50s in the 60s in the 70s do you believe guys are getting bigger strong and faster yeah they are okay so that means that so that means the so hold on let me ask you a question so that means don't say collisions because you can't even hit no goddamn body today. You can't even hit nobody today. You can't even hit no goddamn body today. Don't do that. You just. You can hit them.

Kareem Jackson just got suspended four games for playing football the way we did in the 2000s. But hold on. You can't even hit nobody no more. You can hit them. It's just a penalty now. And we understand that they're trying to make the game and we understand with the lawsuits with the ctes and things of that nature we understand yes yes but all i know is that we got 2,900 votes and uh 83 says yes nutrition plays a role

they don't know what they're talking about because ain't none of that 83 could cover me ain't none of 83 to cover me and i'm out there on two They don't know what they're talking about because ain't none of that 83% could cover me. Ain't none of that 83% cover me and I'm out there on two cheeseburgers and what you going to do with me? Nothing. Nothing. We got 3,000 votes. Ocho, they ain't doing it with your bar

because they look at this right here. They lying. That's what I was able to do right there. Wait a minute. Let me come up. What you talking about? Ocho, you a stick figure. You stick.

You a strong man. What you talking about, man?, you a stick figure. You stick, you a straw man. What you talking about, man? I ain't the only one. What you talking about, man? What you talking about, man? You ain't the only one. Yeah, look at that. You laughing.

It's 230. What you talking about, man? Look at that, man. Solid, boy. Ocho, you a buck 60. You might be a buck 60. Man, look at this, man. What you talking about, man? Look at that, man. I'm 30. Solid, boy. Ocho, you a buck 60. You might be a buck 60. Man, look at this, man. What you talking about, man?

I just look like this, man. You made me come up out of my shirt, man. Man, Ocho, you wild, bro. You wild. I would have talked y'all out y'all game anyway before the game even started. Do you realize I'm a professional? I talk for a living?

You don't talk more than I do. Not on the field, you don't. Now, you're not finna say and think you out-talked me not on that field. Don't do that. Don't. Do your homework. Do your homework now.

Do your homework now. I was getting... Oh, let me ask you a question. How many penalties did you drink? What? How many penalties did you get DBs taking shots at? All the time. What are you talking about?

I did my trash talking through the media on Wednesday. So, boom, already on Sunday, they ready. I talked to them. I sent the DBs gifts. You ain't sending no gifts. I sent the secondary gifts. What you talking about? I'm the gift. I'm the gift that kept on giving. I kept giving DB's gifts. You ain't send no gifts. I send the secondary gifts. What you talking about? I'm the gift.

I'm the gift that kept on giving. I kept giving it too. I tell you, you better check my resume. Ain't nobody giving like I did. I mean, your resume on VHS. They could check mine. Mine on YouTube. Hey, download, stream it.

They let you stream stuff. Now, you better go back and check my shape and the way he talk to folks. I talk a good one, too. I was talking before it got real sensitive and the stuff that I was saying, you can't say now. They tripping now. This era we in now is different, man. It's different. Unfortunate.

It's unfortunate. Man, we had a great time. I love going live. I love going live i love going live i'm about to go to bed i don't know what you know i ain't but well you can leave me on here i'm gonna talk to the people because i want to make sure they understand some of the things that we talked about some of the discrepancies that we didn't agree on i want to make sure they stay in tune and know that I'm right. Who's number one?

They say a trash-talking list racked me the fifth greatest trash-talker of all time. I'm definitely number one. Anybody that doesn't say I'm number one, they lying. They lying. Probably Johnny Randall. No, no, no.

Johnny Randall. Stop playing. Johnny was funny, but man, nobody, nobody. Johnny, hey, listen. John was a trip. Warren Sapp was up there too. Johnny, Johnny was funny, but man, nobody, nobody. Johnny, hey, listen, Johnny was a trip. Warren Sapp was up there, too. Johnny Randall was eight?

Who was one? Me? Steve Smith. Smitty. What? Yeah, Smitty was good, though. Smitty was malicious, and he don't care, man. Smitty going to talk about your mom and your daddy, and he going to fight with you.

Smitty went on the field. Smitty went on the field not to catch passes to fight, and then heitty going to talk about your mom and your daddy. And he going to fight with you. Smitty went on the field. Smitty went on the field not to catch passes to fight. And then he was going to catch passes. Man, I love Smitty, man. You know, we played together at Santa Monica. We played together at Santa Monica College. I know. Good dude.

He said you rode the bench. Stop playing, man. I'm not playing. It was a lie. He told it. He didn't say that though but uh he went uh he went to uh he went to yeah he went to uni uni uni university then he went to uh santa maria he went to utah yeah good oh they got you number 18 man you ain. You ain't even playing the top team. They lying. You know what?

Listen, that ain't number of propaganda. That ain't number of propaganda. Hey, listen. Ain't nobody living on this earth will say I'm not the number one trash talker that ever played and the best entertainer that ever played. They got Ocho 18. You lying. Don't you? A lot don't care who tell it.

A lot don't care who tell it. You lying. You lying right now. Put that on Django it. A lot don't care who tell it. You lying. You lying right now. Put that on Django. Put that on Django. I'm 18. 18. What's that?

Your stat. Somebody lying. That ain't nothing but the devil. That's the devil work. That's the devil work. I don't know who's working, but it's AJ Green. The only 18 I know is AJ Green. That's it?

Peyton Manning was the first 18. Okay, that's a good one. That's a good comeback. It's okay, though. Hey, Ocho, it's okay. I mean, as we go along you're gonna be never never you listen you will never be able to out talk me on the field i am the greatest entertainer to ever put on a pair of cleats ever ever okay but i'm just i don't care what the i don't know who

whoever made that that one that one they out of touch for me to even be 18 they don't care what the, I don't know who whoever made that, that wasn't they out of touch. For me to even be 18, they don't even need to be judging that type of shit. Now you got me hot. I'm fucking, I'm mad. USA Today. Now you know they don't know nothing about no goddamn football. They know. No, they don't know. What they know?

That ain't no propaganda. I'm gonna tell you this. Propaganda. Go, hey, I tell you what. Go look up the Monday Night Meltdown. That's all I'm going to say. 1998 Monday Night Meltdown. What's that, WWE? What's that, WWF?

Read about it. I'm a professional talker. No, I'm a professional talker. And one thing, when I talk it, I walk it too. Sometimes barefoot. I'm the lip-spawn champ. I'm 500 and 0. Against who?

Hey, you're 501 now. 501. You better check the tapes. All right. Listen. Ocho, I... Ocho. Listen. Ocho, I was talking before you was on the phone. Who?

What you talking about? You better talk to me. Yeah. Wait. Wait a minute. Listen, I was doing the trash talking back in 83, now. I just happened to continue doing it once I got to the league. This ain't nothing new.

I've been doing this. Ocho. I was doing it before you did it. Ocho. Ocho. Ocho. I was trash talking before you did it. Ocho. Ocho. I was trash talking before you was a phone. No.

You ain't start talking until you made it to the league. No, you better stop later. I'm just telling you. I know about your background. I know about your background. Go back here. You was born in probably... I was born in 68.

Now at Jackson Memorial Hospital at 3.50 a.m. Don't do that. No, you were born in probably i was born in 68 now at jackson memorial hospital at 3 50 a.m don't do that now you you bought a 78 79 at the earliest go back and check the tape third grade when i said johnny can't read you better check the tape with me you better check the tape with me don't show about tell y'all listen i am the greatest talker of all time i'm the greatest showman of all time i am the greatest entertainer of all time to put on a pair of cleats. And that's no disrespect to none of my brothers. That's including you. You did your thing when you played,

but it wasn't like me. But you know what? Okay. It ain't nothing to be. I mean, hey, you might be the greatest talker of all. I walk it.

I walk it too. Now don't do that. Don't, I don't just talk it. I walk it too. Now don't, don't do that. Stay with me.

Okay. I mean, you were six times. It walk a two now. Don't do that. Stay with me. Okay. I gave you props. I mean, you a six-time Pro Bowl. It should have been seven. Matter of fact, it should have been eight. Shit, it could have been nine. It could have been ten. But you know what?

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and the dog was from overseas and here's the thing Ocho so you bought a dog from overseas I did

cause the dog was beautiful and I wanted I wanted one to look like this and I named him you know I call him Teddy

we call him Teddy Bear cause he looks like a teddy bear a chow chow no he's a palm he's a pomeranian you went way overseas to get a pomeranian i could have got one from from my homeboy in libya city the lady the lady brought him from overseas yes he came out of a country so i had to just what I had to do. I had to pay a lady to leave her country, fly to another country, pick the dog up, fly to L.A., drop the dog off just long enough and then get back. So what happened was and I didn't I didn't tell anybody only only like a handful of people knew I was actually getting a dog. Right. My executive assistant, my sister. That was it. Nobody else knew I was getting a dog. I didn't tell anybody. I'm in the international side. The way I look at it,

I'm responsible for this lady until she gets back through security. The dog cost me a lot of money because not only did I have to pay for the dogs, I had to pay for the dogs. How much did the dog cost 10

10 what bands 10 bands what bands mean I mean I don't know what bands 10 bands I'll put it to you like this it's a rack you know a band is a thousand

a rack is 10,000 so it costs a rack man you like this. It's a rack. You know, a band is a thousand. A rack is 10,000. So it costs a rack. Man, you pay 10,000 for a dog? Yeah. 10,000 American dollars? America. Come on, man. Uncle Mac could have got you a palm out the city, man, for 300.

No, no, hell no. I'm trying to help me wrap my head around this, man. You know, I'm'm really really very conscious on on on my financial decisions yeah i'm trying to understand you paying 10 000 for a dog you feel me and uh you still got to get shots right yes and you you gotta you know you got to go to the doctor you gotta you gotta you gotta feed him you gotta get food for him yeah yeah and the smaller the dog is gonna live longer but so it's gonna to cost you more with vet bills and food. But yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, I'm just trying to understand the thought process on everything you have going on and adding an added expense on top of what you already have going on in life. I just don't think that was a wise decision. $10,000 for a dog. You could have went to the Humane Society and adopted a dog for $50 to $100. Yeah. $10,000 for a dog. Let's think about that.

I do. I need us. I need us from this point on, being that now we are a pair. You need to run things by me before you make those type of decisions were you paying that kind of money for anything you know what it it'd be it'd be best to let me know before you make any any um in just purchases like that again i've had a dog i've had a dog every year a pet i shouldn't say a dog a pet a dog. I've had a dog every year. A pet. I shouldn't say a dog. A pet. A dog is

something that, but I've had a pet every year since 1992. The one thing that my financial people never questioned me about this is the guy.

This is teddy bear. Hey, he don't talk. Can he do a trick? For $10,000, that motherfucker better be able to do something. Tell him to set it up. Ocho. Ocho. Ocho.

I remember when I first got out, when I first moved out here. Yes, sir. I left a dog and my significant other in Atlanta. So that was 2016. And so I would go home once a month. She would come out here once a month. And I just got to the point. I was like, look, quit your job, move out here. If you can't find another, if you can't find if you can't find another if you can't find another job i got you damn okay i like it her job was able to transfer her and she was able to get out here but so she got out here and the dogs didn't come immediately i had to go back and get the dogs right but they wouldn't let me. I had a big dog at the time. Tonka. Wait, what kind of dog

you got? I got a bull master. And it was the day of the summer, so they wanted to fly from Atlanta to Detroit. Right. Detroit to Texas on the LA. I was like, oh, no. So

I rented a private jet to go get me and the dolls we flew in a private jet me and three dolls boy you got money boy you got money teddy teddy can he do a trick see if he could see if he stand up he said he said my trick is this right here say earn our cute adorable teddy he said first of all, daddy, it's my bedtime. He say, and Jordan, he came and woke me up out of my bed. 10,000. Ocho, the one thing my financial guys, my financial people never question me about. If I say I'm going to get a dog.

Yeah. They says, okay. Nah. That's the only thing. When I say I need to do something for my kid, I need to do something for my family, it's like, okay. But when it comes to the dogs,

mm-mm. Mm-mm. You know what? I think I'm going to submit my resume to be your financial advisor from this point forward. Ocho. Private jet. Ocho. Ten thousand dollar dog. I work because I want to, not because I have to. Well, we in the same. Exactly. Ocho. Ocho. I am not. I am not going to work the hardest and enjoy the least of my money.

Right. What a sense did that, think about what you, what you're asking me to do. Shannon, develop all these shows. Shannon, you've had both hips replaced. You've had a fractured eye socket, a dislocated elbow, a broken collarbone, knee, surgeries on both knees and both ankles. God damn. Yes.

And so now, and I'm working i work monday to i work sunday monday twice on monday tuesday and thursdays and you say you know what shannon you make it you do you do okay for yourself but now shannon don't don't don't spend no money don't enjoy yourself okay see what you go on vacation, my dogs, that's my vacation. That's my enjoyment. Okay. You bought Shirell that Birkin bag? See?

I bought myself a Pomeranian. You bought Rell a new car? I went and bought myself a Borbo. a Pomeranian. You bought Rell a new car? I wouldn't have bought myself a Borbo. We got different things. We like different things, Ocho. That's two different dynamics

all together. $10,000 for a dog. For a dog. See, only a person that owns a pet could possibly understand. Some things,

and you know what? I lost a dog and I pet could possibly understand. Some things, and you know what? I lost a dog, and I did a Facebook story. Some things can only be seen through the eyes that have cried. I understand what you're saying, but $10,000 is still $10,000. When there are dogs that need to be rescued. Let me ask you a question. They got beautiful dogs all over the place. When you bought Real that car, did it come with a driver? to be rescued. They got beautiful dogs all over the place.

When you bought that car, did it come with a driver? What's the car? The Maybach? Yeah. Did it come with a driver? Nah. She's the driver, not me. Exactly. When you buy those expensive purses, do it come with money inside of them? No. No, she put her own money inside of them? No, she put

her own in there, though. No, but you bought them. You see? We just spend our monies on different things, Ocho. That's different, though, man. No, it's not different. I'm trying to help you. You got to understand, that's an investment. When you see me buying stuff,

that's an investment. A Maybach is not an investment a car the depreciating asset the person i'm investing in is the investment stay with me now what you think the person i'm investing in is the investment i'm investing in the dogs because i'm investing in my happiness you see your happiness is one place my happiness is another place no no no this is not this is not this is not what we're gonna do you can't allow and put that kind of pressure on the dog to make you happy the happiness come from within that i know but i'm saying okay listen happiness is not something that you find happiness is something that you create

yeah i've created happiness through my you just said you just said it was a different kind of happiness buying a car for shirea or buying the bags i said i said it was an investment okay and i'm getting the return on that investment i'm getting the return on mine you don't think you don't a lot of times ocho what you think you don't think when i come home and to see and hear all those as, as soon as I click the alarm on my car or they hear me back up and close the door and they start barking. And when I get to the door, I got three right there in the door to greet me. Okay. Listen, I'm going to let you slide with this one.

But still, $10,000. American dollars. Ocho, think about what you do with your one. But still, $10,000. American dollars. Ocho, think about what you do with your time. You spend your time playing video games. Yes. I spend my time developing shows to put on television. Now who's doing what? I'm spending my time trying to make money.

So how much money are you making playing video games? My money is making money. No, no, no. Wait. Hold on. Stay with me now. own three mcdonald franchises i'm asking you my money's making money why are you playing video games i make money on twitch so what you think you're doing right now what we're doing right now we making money okay

we make money okay and so how do you how do you think I came with this idea? What you thought I was doing? You're right. You're right. Hey, listen, let me tell you something. You picked the right one too now. You flying private. You know how much it cost to fly private, man?

Yeah. Do you know how hard I work? Yeah, I know. I know how hard you work Do you know how hard I work? Yeah, I know. I know how hard you work. I know how hard you work, but come on. Let me fly with me somewhere. Let me fly with me on Spirit real quick.

That's not going to happen. C-18E. Let me ask you a question, Ocho. I'm sure, unfortunately, there have been some people that passed in your family. You've gone to, you know, home going services. My mom gone to home-going services.

My mom and grandma, yeah. Was there a Brinks truck in any part of that procession? No. Was there a U-Haul in any of that procession? Ain't nobody took nothing with them. Now, you leave everything, what you think your kids going to do? You think your kids going gonna be as frugal and as thrifty and as miserly as you yeah now you made you made all that money now you that you

i i would hope so because hope see that you're going to open again you see what you did you said you hope you're saying listen let me tell you something that's a female's name i don't know nothing about a hope. I went to school with a girl named Hope Perkins. Listen, Shannon, what percentage of us go broke two years after we finish playing? What percentage? That's if you, oh, probably like 87% if I'm not mistaken. 87% of us go broke after we done playing.

Yes. But see, that's when you got three houses, four, four cars and you got four people on college funds. That's not your kid. You know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about. But even still, I got four hundred eleven kids. I'm still doing well. Very well. Yeah. Oh, but you're very, very, very well. Twelve eleven kids removed from the game of football. You know what? I eat a certain way, but I treat myself occasionally.

I'll eat some cookies. I have some chicken. I have a burger. Okay. So if I want to work as hard as I've been working, say, you know what? I'm going to go. I wasn't going to be able to make the game on time. Right. I promised time when I came able to make the game on time. Right.

I promised time when I came out here and interviewed him in December. I said, I'll be here for your first game. Yes, sir. See, I don't make promises because promises are like pie crust. The end is easily broken. I make commitments. I committed to that man that I was going to come see his first home game. Right.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I don't mean to be in your personal business. I just, in case, in case for me, if I want to say I want to dibble in my stash and I want to, you know, take the kids somewhere, you know, we, we go on vacation or something. What's that going to run me? By how much? What's that going gonna run me by how much what's that

gonna run it all depends it all depends on how big the jet is and how far you're going okay let's say um i need a big one because you know so you want you want a g you want a g5 g6 so you're talking about probably $10,000, $15,000, $20,000 an hour. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Rewind. $15,000 to $20,000 an hour? An hour, yeah. Oh, nah, man. Shit. Oh, my bad.

My bad. My bad. Nah, man. $15,000, $20,000 an hour. So if I got to fly to LA, and LA is, that's a four-hour flight. I got to pay $50,000? Yeah, a four hour flight. I gotta pay 40, I gotta pay 50 grand? More than that, yeah, more than that probably. Yeah, come on man, stop playing man.

Listen, listen, I fly, I have to do, I have to work, I have to work and fly and travel every Monday. I gotta go to Jersey, right? I gotta go to Jersey, quick, right down the street, two hour flight. I get Spirit Airlines, ticket $80, round trip. I get Spirit Airlines. Ticket, $80. Round trip. I get from point A to point B just as fast, just as quick as you. You in Colorado, you in Colorado right now?

But you know what I did? Huh? It is coffee. You get the extra roll. You get the extra roll. You ain't had no bed. You saw your boy laying down eating breakfast? The breakfast is made at $30,000. But listen, tell me tell you what i could do i can stop at the drive-thru and get breakfast before i get on that flight

no and sleep at 30,000 oh joe i'm gonna be asleep look i'm not i'm not wasting i'm not wasting i'm not wasting with my money oh joe okay i got i got two repaired hips i've got two artificial hips wait i suck it yeah i got my hip both my hips replaced wait one question one question money, Ocho. I got two repaired hips. I got two artificial hips. Wait, you got hurt? Yeah, I got both my hips replaced. Wait, one question. Both your hips replaced. I messed up. Did you eat healthy while you was playing?

Man, we're not doing it. I'm just asking. When you was in the NFL, did you eat healthy while you were playing? I'm just asking the question. Yes. Okay. All right. I'm not saying it had anything to do healthy while you were playing? I'm just asking the question. Yes. Okay. Okay. All right.

All right. I'm not saying it had anything to do with your hip replacements. I'm just asking if you ate healthy or not. But okay, go ahead. I mean, so what you were trying to say, what you're trying to get. No, I was just trying to say, I was just trying to say, I played, I played for a long time. I played. No, you didn't.

You didn't play long with me. You didn't play long with me. I played long enough. You probably would have. I played, I played 12. I You probably would have. I played 12. I played 12. I played 12 with no injuries, not one. Well, I messed up my pinky.

Look at my pinky. I can't. I can't. I got 14. 14? Mm-hmm. Ooh. But you know what?

You ain't playing the trenches like I did, though. But you better stop. I was a tight end. You haven't been on one special team. I played special teams until my fourth year in the league. What you talking about? I was a gunner. I was a gunner.

So was I. What you talking about? And I was an L3 on the kickoff, kick return. I was in the punt, punt return. I was a kicker. I was a backup punt, punt return. I was a kicker. I was a backup kicker. What you saying? You ain't the only special team dude.

Like, I do it all. Did you see what that punter did in Buffalo? Did you see what he did? What is this? So when you say you was a kicker, I don't pay that no attention. Don't do that. Don't do that. Because I played safety in high school.

Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, my goodness. Don't do that. Everybody played do that. Because I played safety in high school. Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, my goodness. Everybody played. Everybody played both sides of football in high school. This is the funny thing. Something a lot of people don't know. This is something a lot of people don't know. And I'm going to share this story. Obviously, I went to Oregon State. I played with TJ Hujmazada as a receiver. My quarterback was Jonathan Smith, who now is the head coach at Oregon State. The funny thing is, I was supposed to be a defensive back going into the draft. I was supposed to be a defensive back.

I went to Oregon State to play DB. Listen to me. Let me finish. Listen, I lied for you before I lied to you. But I get drafted by the Bengals. I tell Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, I really don't want to play receiver. I want my dream is to always be an NFL DB because I want to be like prime. I want to be like prime.

But the DB room was too crowded. The DB room was too crowded crowded and they moved me to receiver. You ain't even know that. Oh, Joe, you won't hit nobody. Oh, you won't hit nobody. They said the same thing about prime. They said the same thing about prime and he won't hit nobody. He won't hit. But one thing about it, I locked down one side of the field. Huh? Why does everybody, when one thing about it, I locked down one side of the field. Why does everybody, when they talk about they go to the highest? Man, I was like Prime. Or I was like LeBron.

Or I was like Ken Griffey Jr. Why y'all just can't go to a marginal player? Because nothing about me is marginal. Nothing about me is marginal. The only marginal I know is butter. I ain't the one. And I'm not the two. I'm just telling you look at my check my check my resume check my stats in high school i had i had i had 22 picks one year nobody ever done that before in south florida dade county legend man

i'm from liberty yeah you had 22 fantasy picks that That's what you had. Never that. Never that. Oh, Joe. Never that. You were the wide receiver. I was a defensive back at first. I was forced to move to wide receivers. What I'm trying to tell you, I was a better defensive back.

Yes. Wide receiver. What forced you to move there is because you wouldn't hit anybody. No, that is not what it was. The fact that the DB room with the Bengals, it was too crowded. You didn't play DB at Oregon State. Yes, I did. I played both ways.

I was Travis Hunter before Travis Hunter. What are you talking about? I was Deion. I did all that, man. I did that. Deion Warwick? No. You were all that, man. I did that. Yeah. Deion Warwick? No. You were saying that to me?

What you mean? Deion who? A man. Hey, at Liberty City. Listen, Liberty City Optimist, I played both ways. I played receiver. I played DB. I played quarterback.

And I played center. I did it all. Man, you like people when they put their feet on you? Yeah, I like, yeah. I like when real, ain't no, I don't know who people is.

I like when real put her feet them pretty, them goddamn pretty. Oh, yeah. You better, hey. You put your feet on me, you better let the face go.

You don't like women's feet? You better let them sit in cocoa butter for about three hours. Nah, you ain't got to do that, man. Listen, ain't nothing like... You don't be like when you... Never mind. It's a kid-friendly show. Kid-friendly show.

Hey, you better have some pig feet or some chicken feet. That's the only thing I'm sucking on That's the only thing That's going to go in my feet You don't suck on the toe, huh? Come on, man Come on, Ocho Wait, listen to me Ocho, what we doing here, Ocho?

What we doing now? Listen, listen Stay with me now, baby Don't do that Don't do that Listen I need you to live a little bit, man Get you some crushed ice, right?

Get you some crushed ice Crushed ice And you take that foot You start with the pinky toe Listen, I need you to live a little bit, man. Get you some crushed ice, right? Get you some crushed ice. Crushed ice. And you take that foot. You start with the pinky toe. And make sure it got a nail on it, though. Make sure it got a nail on it. You start with the pinky toe and you work your way over, man.

It's like playing the flute, baby. It's like playing the flute. Come on, now. Oh? Yeah, man. Now, I like a good old pig. You know them old pig feet? Yeah. I like pig feet, too, now. I like a good old pig. You know them old pig feet? Yeah.

I like pig feet too now. I like pig feet too. Yeah. I used to get them tongs and put that thing on that wax paper. Yeah, yeah. Chicken feet. My grandma used to make chicken feet. Yeah.

That's about it, though, Ocho. I ain't gonna lie to you, girl. Man, listen. I'm gonna send you my book, man. I got a book for you. Ocho, Ocho. I ain't gonna lie to you, Ocho. If I suck going to send you my book, man. I got a book for you. Ocho, I only lie to you, Ocho. If I suck on some toes, Ocho, we get married tomorrow.

Ah. We get married tomorrow. Hey, listen, let me tell you. Stay with me now. It's a set of toes that just donates you five dollars, too. OJ I ain't You know what Ojo I ain't

I ain't no I ain't no I ain't really no No foot You know I mean I like I like the pretty feet And stuff like that

But It's a lot of things It's a lot of things you not It's a lot of things you haven't done Yeah That's okay That's okay That's okay. That's okay.

I don't know, Ojo. I don't know, Ojo, about the toes now. I mean, I, you know, behind closed doors, it's all considered making love. But I mean, I got, I mean, but what we draw the line, Ojo, what we stopping? Oh, I'm from Liberty City, baby. We don't draw no lines. We don't, we don't, we don't draw no lines. We don't draw no lines now. I got to no lines. We don't draw no lines now. I got to put this car in park and get up out of here.

I got to park this car. I got to let you go down the road by yourself. I got to let you go down the road by yourself, Ojo. You go in, Ojo. This is as far as I need to go. We got to get you all these goddamn training wheels, boy.

You on training wheels. You living on training wheels, man. I don't know what's wrong with out. We gotta get you all these goddamn training wheels, boy. You on training wheels. You living on training wheels, man. I don't know what's wrong with you. Ocho, you speeding. I mean, you speeding. I'm speeding, but I got my seatbelt on. Yeah, man. I got my seatbelt on. Dang, Ocho. I guess

I'm a little slow, Ocho. We got 20,000 people on this thing live. What? Live. I tell you what, Ocho. I love a little slow. Ocho. We got 20,000 people on this thing live. What? Live. I tell you what, Ocho. I love y'all. What they do?

What they do, twin? Ocho. Check this out. Yes, sir. She got to have some hot sauce or something in the bag. I got to sprinkle something. I got to sprinkle something

on them, too. Oh, you see, you know what? This is what I like about you. This is what I like. I threw something out there, right? Yeah, you threw it out there. I threw it out there

and you still think about it. You know what? So you know what that means. Since you still think about it, I know you're going to make it happen. Oh, Choke. You know how you have been fishing and you catch the little one,

you throw it back? Right, right, right. You talking about them toes, I got to throw it back to you. Nah, nah, trust me. You're going to be all right. You're going to be alright. You're going to be alright. Just try.

Baby! Come here! Man, it's rare to tell you about these toes. I'm telling you, man. That's something. I'm telling you, man. Them toes. I'm missing out.

You're missing out, man. Oh, have mercy. I'm telling you. You missing out, man. I'm telling you. It's another world. This lets me know there are things that you haven't done or experienced or explored and you need to act like Christopher Columbus

with somebody. What you doing? I call your mama. Well, well, What you doing? I call your mama. What? What? So? Talk about how he ain't done. Hi.

Hey. Hi. How you doing? Hi. Say I love you. Hi. Hi. Blow a kiss to Uncle Shannon Mwah

Your daddy crazy I'm sitting here telling Uncle But um But you know the ice the toes Peach That ain't no secret Cause I don't even know Victoria That's what I'm saying Real

Real some things we got, some things y'all got to keep between y'all. For what? How you think I got them? I don't spend no money, so it definitely ain't that. Yeah, I know you had to suck toes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, man. I got to do all the extra stuff, man, because I ain't spending no bag. I ain't spending no checks. This ain't no come up No nothing If you with me You actually like me for me Well I need

I need Can you deep fry toes? Cause you know We'll eat here If ain't deep fried You can't eat it You can't eat it Just try it

Just one time Get you some crushed ice Crushed ice Crushed ice Well I'm gonna use the Listen You can chew bubble gum And walk right it. Listen, you can chew bubblegum and walk, right?

Yeah. All right. If you can do two things at once, you're going to be all right. Just try it. I'm going to have to send another Tasha from Maryland and get the feet wiped first.

I need to see her get them feet. Who is Tasha? Let her do my manicure and pedicure and all. Okay, okay, okay. And call it. Matter of fact, do one better. Go on YouTube. I got a tutorial. You know, I do manicures and pedicure and callus. Matter of fact, do one better. Go on YouTube.

I got a tutorial. You know, I do manicures and pedicures. I don't send her to nobody because I learned to do everything myself to help me save money.

Do her nails and feet yourself. Now, next thing, you're going to tell me you'll be biting her toenails off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, I went to school for this.

I took cosmetology class to be able to save myself some money. So her upkeep and her necessities, I learned how to do it, so I ain't got to spend no money. No, I pay for that. No. I don't know.

Well, I'm going to save me a dollar now. You know that. Yeah, well, I'm going to save my mom if I have somebody's feet. So you save her the dollar, I'm saving my mom. I'm going to save me a dollar now. You know that. Yeah. Well, I'm going to save my, I'm going to save my mind before somebody peep. So you save with a dollar, I'm saving my mind. I'm telling you, you want to take them somewhere

they never been before. You want to take them somewhere they never been before. You got, you got, you got to open up. How about we go to Bali? Can we go to Bali?

Can we go to the Maldives? I'm taking them somewhere they never been before. Nah, that's, listen, it's sand everywhere. It's listen, it's sand everywhere. It's water,

it's beaches everywhere. Not the mall, Danny. Yeah, it's, listen, I have no disrespect. I enjoyed the trip. It was no different.

I live in Miami. Maldives, Miami, sand, what's the goddamn difference? And ladies, ladies, would you rather have,

we're going to put this up, would you rather have your toes sucked? With crushed ice. Crushed ice. Crushed ice. Yeah. Crushed ice.

Yeah. Or a 10-day trip to the Maldives. 10? 10 days. The Maldives of Bali. Who want to go to the Maldives in Bali for 10 days? A trip maximum should be three days.

Man, you out your damn mind. You're going halfway across the country, man. You know, Ocho, that's 24 hours to get there, man. And so you're going to turn around and come right back? Well, I...

Listen, you better than me. You're so told longer than that. 10 days? You know how long 10 days is? Way over there with nothing to do. It's only so much. It's something to do. O'Shea.

O'Shea got something to do. You lying. Talk about ain't nothing to do. I don't know who told you that. Oh, man. 10 days. I guarantee everybody agree with me. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I guarantee they do. What do women say? 80% say they'd rather go to the Maldives. They lying. They do. You lying. They lying. They definitely lying.

Oh, Joe. Women. They lying. They lying. Don't let them fool you they you know what they trying

they bougie they bougie they trying to show off for the chat they probably they do probably watching that's what I'm looking for check this out

Marco donated donated and he wants to know 98 Broncos or the 05 Bengals? Who wins? 05 Bengals. Offense was too crazy. Offense was too crazy. Listen, I

respect your 98 Broncos and what y'all was able to do and accomplish, but y'all didn't have an answer for nothing we had offensively. What was the 98 Broncos? What was we rated in the top, in the 100 year history of the nfl on super bowl teams i think we're like top 15 i i don't care nothing about your rating i'm telling you about that old five bangles offense and that defense that we had that had

that didn't that didn't win a playoff game what you mean the one where carson went down with the knee injury when chemo and van often whatever his whatever his name is, ran into his knee. Yeah, yeah. That Bengals offense. The offense that was ranked number one in the goddamn NFL that year. That offense. Chris Henry, TJ Hushmazada, Rudy Johnson. Yes, that offense.

Ocho, you realize y'all didn't win but 10 games in the regular season. And you think that's prolific? Y'all won 10 games. What does that have to do with the 98 Broncos beating the goddamn 05 Bengals offense? It wasn't happening, baby. It wasn't happening.

We the 13th ranked team. It wasn't happening. There's nothing you could do. And y'all had nothing on... How you was going to stop me? Answer me that. Oh, sure. How you was going to stop me?

Just answer the question. How you was going to stop me just answer the question how you gonna stop me pittsburgh did name your db pittsburgh did i mean where they put three people on me oh god damn that's pretty easy to do they stopped y'all y'all didn't do that y'all were gonna be arrogant on defense y'all gonna be arrogant on defense to say you know we gonna play oh we gonna play 85 man we were offensive led team we had the mv we had the league's mvp that league at running back okay what does that have to do? TD, Terrell Davis. Hey, that boy was nice.

Listen, when y'all run... And we had two 1,000-yard receivers. When y'all run that stretch play with TD, that stretch, and if they go too far and he cut back, that was nasty. And you already saw. I sent you Ed Rod and Jim McCaffrey. Oh, yeah, we were locking them up. And you already saw. I you Ed Rod and Jim McCaffrey oh yeah we were locking them up and you already saw

I tweeted you a holler I tweeted you a little something today yeah you were nice you know your boy I get I get hot like a spoon in a crack house

yeah that's like that between me and you Ocho Ocho that between me and you don't let it go no fun I ain't gonna let it go

I ain't gonna let it go nowhere but I just know one thing. That 05 year might have been one of my best seasons ever. And the fact that if I got a hold of anybody on y'all defensively, for one, I was going to have them out the game. Whoever your corners was back then,

whoever your safety and your strong safety was, I was going to talk them out of their game before the game even started. Trust me. You know back then you get physical. You can hit somebody. There was no defensive receiver. I don't care nothing about that. I don't care nothing about that. I don't care. Atwater.

Did you see Atwater knock out Robert Brooks himself? Forget that. And Ray Cronk. What about when Atwater caught goddamn Christian Akoye coming through that goddamn A-gap? That's 265. So imagine what he did to a 170 guy. Listen, the hard part is,

you have to think about it. I played 11 years. You know how many times I got hit clean? Maybe three. Maybe three, if that. Every time the ball snapped, I know what Atwater has to do and where he has to be

and where I'm going. No, no. He don't need to hit you clean. He just need to graze you. That's fine. That's fine. Trust me. I would have sliced and diced

y'all whole defense up, and I mean that respectfully. Breeze donated $20. He said, love the show, Unc and Ocho. But who's the player in today's game that you would love to play with? Unc, I know it's probably Mahomes for you. Ocho, who you want to play with? A player that I would love to play with in today's game?

Boy, that's a good goddamn question. I'm assuming he's talking about quarterbacks, right? Yeah. I mean, if you want to play with another receiver opposite, you can. You know what? Honestly, it would be really dope. I would have loved to be on the other side of Chase. And if we talk quarterback, obviously, I would have liked Burrow to be that quarterback.

If I wish I could be a younger me in today's offense in Cincinnati. You ain't gonna get no balls. Chase getting all the balls. If I'm in my prime, I just say younger Ocho. Chase getting all the balls. Let me try this again. I say young in my prime old show was to be no no different no different than me that we would have been two we'd have been two thousand yard receivers just like rod and ed mccaffrey you just said that didn't you went to testing testing testing testing okay

so i'm not reverberating chase have been getting all the balls okay okay oh you're trying to test your mic to make sure i heard yeah yeah yeah get all the balls i mean that Okay. Oh, you're trying to test your mic to make sure. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's fine. He can get him. He can be a matter of fact,

matter of fact, I hope they double him too and leave me one-on-one. And what you think going to happen? A younger Ocho. Hold on. Hold on. Stay with me now. That Ocho that had the list of DBs in his locker before the season started

and checking them off one by one after every game. And all they had to do was stop me just one time yeah that ocho thank you about it ocho think about it how little respect they pay no uh-uh uh-uh hey listen remember if i'm a younger me and i'm playing this era and i'm playing and they can't touch you, they can't they can't hit you. I ain't worried about going across the middle. I wasn't worried about that anyway. But just do you got any records? Do you got any records in Cincinnati? A chase done broke them off. I think I don't know. I don't really I don't really pay attention.

Once I stop playing, you pay attention. I to pay attention. I don't know my records. I don't even got no goddamn memorabilia from when I played. All my touchdown balls. I don't even know my touchdown balls there. I can't even find my, I got a one for one Hall of Fame jacket. I don't even know where that's at. Ocho. I mean, look, I mean, when you go to the, did you train helmets when you

went to the Pro Bowl? Because y'all couldn't get, when I was going to the Pro Bowl, y'all couldn't give y'all helmets away. Nobody wanted the Bengals helmet. Shit me, boy. I pickett's i took carl pickett's helmets out of pity nah listen everybody i had i had to bring they the bangles had to ship multiple helmets to pro bowl just for me to pass out that's how many that's how many people wanted my helmet ain't nobody want no bingos helmet yeah they wanted that bangle helmet they wanted they wanted that bangle helmet because something about that 85, it don't matter where you played

or what area you in, that 85 was special. That boy was special. And you know what? There's nothing you can do about it. You can't take it away. That is cemented. I'm just telling you.

Ain't nobody want the bangle hammer. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie to you. Well, I'm just saying, maybe that changed, but not in the 90s,

early 2000s. I mean, I hadn't got there yet. I hadn't got there yet. I mean, I ain't got it yet. Matter of fact, the Bengals had a Bengals had a better running back than y'all. Oh, Corey motherfucking Dylan. Stop playing. Yeah.

Yeah. What? Yeah. I don't know if he was. I don't know if he was out there we all right cory cory dylan matter of fact he might have had the most rushing yards for a running back i think it might have been against the broncos i wasn't i'm mistaken i was it don't matter i was in baltimore you you're a part of the team it don't matter what you played for before baltimore

check this thing where did you where did you play before baltimore i was in denver oh so that means you were part of the team that means you got that work too i was in i was in baltimore cory dylan was better than terrell davis yeah yeah guess the Ravens in 2000. Pull up those stats. Oh, don't do that. Ran over him. Ran through him. Like I did.

Ran through him. Yeah. The game. Yeah. Knocked you out of the game. They're not going to get you. Man, please. This is what I do. Talk it and walk it.

Talk it and walk it. You the walker on the field. You the walker on the field. They took you off. At 150 pounds. You'd have walked on the field and they'd have took you off. At 150 pounds, I talked and walked it. Oh. I would like that. How about this here?

How about this here? This is what Corey Dillon did against the 2000 Ravens. 16 carries, 23 yards. What? 16 carries, 23 yards. What? 16 carries, 23 yards. Why you got to say the 2000 Ravens? You mean probably one of the greatest

I was on the Ravens. You mean the same defense that only allowed what, 10 points a game? Yeah. I'm telling you, I was in Baltimore. All right. So you say I forget the game against Denver that I'm talking about where he had the most yards. It wasn't there.

Okay. Okay. What you doing? I like what you're doing. That was nice. I like the way you moved the goalposts. I mentioned Denver, and you mentioned Baltimore. Okay.

You want to talk about what happened? Nobody, nobody ran against that goddamn 2000 baltimore team so that ain't really saying nothing so you want me to go back so you want me to take you so so when the broncos lost in the 80s all those soup bowls that was me too huh even though i was in high school and college now i don't count it's just once you ride once you once you arrive there and after you leave, you are associated with that team. That's the way it works. So you took a part of this L tonight that the Ravens put on y'all?

Yes. That's why anytime I talk about the Bengals, I say we. Always. Okay. We. And I don't speak French. We. But I wasn't on that Broncos team that Corey Dillon set the record.

It's been broken. I mean, Jamar broke it. And now I think AP got the record at 296 that Corey Dillon set the record. It's been broken. I mean, Jamal broke it. And now I think AP got the record at 296. So he had the record. It broke OJ's. No, he broke Walter's. I think Walter Payton had the record at 275. He went 278.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, Shannon Ocho. My brothers roast each other so viciously, I question their love for one another. If you and Ocho had a roast battle on Nightcap versus Coach Prime, who would win? FY, you got La'Ash roasting people now, too. We blame you, Shannon.

I would win. A roasting battle? That's me. That's me. That's me. As a me. That's me. Matter of fact, this is the thing. Put a pole up. Put a pole up. You know, you listen, you ain't going to outpost me. If, if, if there was a roast battle, we used to have roast battles on Twitter, a chat. If you, if, if you in the chat, I'm not sure how long you've been following me.

Me and the city of new Orleans, the entire city of new Orleans. That's on Twitter. We used to have roast battles back in the day. We used to be ribbing each other back in the day for hours at a time. This is when social media, you know, the area wasn't as sensitive as it is now. Now you say the wrong thing, it gets suspended. Those were some of the best times on Twitter. Me and Marlon Wayne used to go at it. Me and Kevin Hart used to go at it.

Me and Lil Duval used to go at it me and Kevin Hart used to go at it me and Lil Duval used to go at it like if you can you know how people pull up old tweets in order to talk about was this you based on something you said long time ago people if you're in the chat you can go back and look at some of the old tweets from me and Kevin Hart Lil Duval Marlon Wayans

who else? Ocho you can't Ocho not with no roasting not no roasting Ocho I'm talking about y'all call it when it come to Joni Ribbon, Joni, Rankin Rankin. You finna see me Ocho not with that Ocho

Ocho, you route running Ocho, when you come in that route running I'ma give you that if you wanna say saving money Ocho, I'ma give you that. But when it comes to Jonin, you're not going to beat me. Ain't nobody going to beat me, Jonin. Not no Jonin. Hey, you

throw out some tweets, they already know how I hit them. Hey, I'll make them delete their tweets. Not what I do, I'll make them delete it. Okay. Thank you for coming on TV with a suit and tie. I tell them I got a thousand jokes. I'm on number seven.

I'm on number seven now. I'm the same way, though. I'm a jokester. I'm a clown. Just look at the personality. Well, you know what I mean? You're damned the same, especially when we're playing. You're the same way.

It's really, I don't know. To me, I think it's all on preference. I got them jokes. They say, who would win a roast battle? Unk at 58%, Prime at 24%, you in third place at 18%. You know what?

It's because it's your show, so they're just going to side with you. It's Unk and Ocho. Who name you say it first? Which sound better? Unk and Oo or ocho and uncle i mean what come in the alphabet what come first oh what are you oh my god oh uncle first nah i'm talking about the first letter what come first in the alphabet the order you now rightfully so, Uncle Ocho do sound better, though.

Yeah. That's why they picking you first. But they go there where you're not funny. Ocho. Ocho. Ocho, when it come to Ocho, I went to an HBCU. Ocho, I'm a jokeologist.

I'm the highest degree of joking. No, no, no, no, no. You went to HBCU. Boy, I'm from Dade County, man. I'm from Liberty City. You had to be able to tell jokes just to survive. What you talking about? I can tell jokes, but I'm talking about that joke. You had to tell, you had to rank, you had to joke,

you had to be able to keep people up off of you. Not with these, not with your hands. Not with that joke. Not with that joke. Not with that joke. Not with that joke. Not with that joke. You ain't ready.

You might can beat me in a lot of things, but when it come to lip sparring, I'm the undisputarring, I'm 500 to 0 when it comes to lip sparring. I'm telling you, man. You don't want to do that. How many injuries do you think you would have had if you had played 23 seasons? None. Hell, you wouldn't. None.

Ocho, stop it. I haven't got hurt yet. I'm 55. I ain't been hurt yet, and I'm still active. I'm still playing. You ain't football active. Go out there and catch that three-slip slip. I bet you won't go out there and catch that three-slip slip. When I caught him

when I was playing, I made a business decision. I'm not going to get hurt. This is how you hell would be looking. The ear hole would be right there. Listen, if it came down to it, if push came to shove, I can go out there right now. I can put up 1,400 right now. 1,400 what?

1,400 yards. In the rental? You must be talking about in that AB league. That league that AB used to be on. Have you not seen the rules? You can't touch. You can't hit nobody. You can't do nothing. They basically playing with flags out there.

You ain't got me. I'm not getting 1,400 right now. Ocho, you done been away from the game. You done forgot how to fall, bro. I ain't forgot. Ocho. I did jujitsu just like Tua. I know how to fall.

Okay. Okay, jujitsu. But you know, you know, even when you leave the game, you take that time off from the time the season end until it starts. Yeah. Your spidey senses have to start tingling. Oh, yeah. Because you got to know what, okay, I ran this route.

It was this coverage. That hit's going to come from this place. Or I ran this route and it can't, so you got to feel that all over again. So now, bro, you done been away from the game for a decade. Listen, I've been away from the game for a decade, but I still remember,

I still remember coverages. I play Madden. I play Madden. So Madden in real Madden so Madden Madden in real life is really the same thing it's the same no it's not really the same thing

I'm telling you it is you just got you got to know the game I know the game listen to me no listen Shannon one thing about it

I lie for you before I lie to you I can go to 1400 right now well you lying on me right now so I'm going to go $1,400 right now. Well, you lying on me right now. So. Unc and Ocho, big fan of you both. I did something unbelievable. I sucked my girlfriend toes with butter, ketchup, vinegar, and honey.

She told me, where did you get? She said, where did you get the idea from? I said, Unc and Ocho. Her response was, oh, my God, I love you. Hey! See what I'm talking about? See what I'm talking about? Let me tell you something. Hey, young fella. Now, listen.

We got to take it to the next level now. Go to the next level. Take it to the next level. Now, you done went through the toll. Now, get you some whipped cream, right? Turn on her stomach. You hear me? Unc, get you some whipped cream. Turn on her stomach. Stay with me. Now, get you some whipped cream, right? Turn on her stomach. You hear me? Get you some whipped cream. Turn on her stomach. Stay with me. Now, get you a strawberry. Nah, ain't no plate.

Get you a strawberry or get you a cherry. And do what? Take that whipped cream. You know where to put it? Oh, no. Hold on. Ocho. Yeah. Ocho. Yeah. Ocho, you don't went from, look here,

you don't got everything from toes to elbows and in between. Yeah. Oh, we in between right now. We in between right now. This man out his mind. You know where it's not, you know where it normally exit,

but you never enter? That's where you put the whipped cream. You hear me? And you put, you put your mouth down? Yeah, put your mouth. Boy, your whole face, boy. What you talking about, man?

Ocho, Ocho, Ocho. I got the, okay. Okay, when she on the back, I get the front part. Right. But come on, Ocho, you put. I guess you right around the corner. Slip of the tongue ain't nobody fault, Ocho. You right around the corner. Nah, but listen, the't nobody fault, Ocho. You right around the corner.

Nah, but Eddie, listen. The goddamn tank ain't nothing but this big, boy. You never lick no ass? Ocho! Goddamn, Ocho! I mean, Ocho. I mean, Ocho. I mean, Ocho. See, y'all, see.

Y'all done ruined Ocho. Y'all done ruined Ocho. Y'all done ruined it. Ruined what? Because I heard that these young boys, I'm talking about on the first date, be doing all that. It ain't got to be young. We got nothing to do with young. You got to listen.

You got to be like Christopher Columbus, baby. You got to explore, now. No, man. You got to explore. Nah. Man, you be getting best around to be done got shit wrecked. Fooling with y'all. Fooling with y'all.

Ocho. That you, Ocho. Okay, you got a girl. Y'all been together for a year or two. Okay, fine. But Ocho, y'all doing that off the rip now. Yeah, you supposed to do it off the rip. Oh, man.

Come on, Ocho. Now, y'all. Can I ask you a question? You told, you like, do you like, have you been fishing before? Yeah, I like to fish. You ever threw your fish in the goddamn water without the motherfucking bait on there? No. Can you catch a fish in the goddamn water without the motherfucking bait on there? No. Can you catch a fish without the bait?

But when I go fishing, I'm fishing for a particular type of fish. I don't just go eat it. I just don't go fish for everything. Anything that's biting. Listen, when you go fishing, whatever you catch, you eat, don't you? No, hell no. I thought back about what I'm fishing for. What the hell wrote you?

Hell no. I thought back, but ain't what I'm fishing for. What the hell wrote you? Hell nah. Man, you out your damn bag. Like, hell nah. Just because you get on my line, that don't mean I'm going to reel your ass here to keep you. Hey, come on, man. You got me.

That was a good one. That was a good one. Now I see why your boy been out of gas lately because he's so young but you young boys these young boys doing it up out here i see nah but listen you just listen this ain't nothing new you just behind the eight ball you know listen you got you still got the motorola razor you got the motorola razor and we got the goddamn iPhone 15. That's the problem. You just say you're not evolving, Unc. You're not evolving. We need to evolve. You got to

evolve with the time, man. You be doing that caveman shit. Nah, Ocho. I walked there one time with my homeboy. I thought my homeboy was looking at curtains. He had the boot like this. I thought he was looking at at curtains. The way he hit the ball like this. I thought he was looking at the curtain.

He hit the booty cheeks open like that. Yeah. Yeah. I said, oh, my goodness. I said, that's what y'all doing now? That technique is bad. You can't open this way. You got to get your little oil on.

You got to get your little oil. You know, because you don't want to split the crack, man. Because you know, if she's dry, you can split the crack. You hear me? I got to go. I need to take this to the heat. Ocho, y'all doing too much, Ocho. I swear, Ocho,

y'all doing too much. I'm just trying to get to where you're trying to go, baby. I'm just trying to get to where you're trying to go. Sean. Sean record asks, why you grossed out about eating booty? Yeah, you eat positive raccoon. But I had to build up to that.

That's an acquired taste. I guess booty is an acquired taste too hard. You think ass ain't an acquired taste? What? Can they fry it? What you talking about? Can they fry it? Can they do it?

Can they do it Jamaican style? What about Korean? That's a delicacy. What about Indian? It's a delicacy. Yeah, man. I'm telling you. Man. It's a delicacy. Yeah, man. I'm telling you. Man.

It's a delicacy. It is? Huh? Yeah. Listen. Listen. You take the talk. You know what?

No, I ain't going to talk. I got to say some good shit for tomorrow. Ocho. So in other words, so in other words. So this is like a first date kind of thing? A first date. Boy, first impressions are everything.

What? When you fill out a goddamn resume, you go on that goddamn job interview. Do you go on that motherfucking half-stabbing or are you trying to get the motherfucking job? I'm trying to get the job. You're trying to get the job, ain't you?

Yeah. Well, shit. Huh? Lift him up, turn him, flip him, spread him,

toes. So I need to put the muscles to use. i need to put the muscles to use on man put it to use man listen but i can't do no 180 like that no 220 210 i need a full size i need somebody about five no no no no no i get no i get no i get you but like you said like you said 210 i'm all in oh no i can't hold no 210 like that nah listen you you she upside down you standing up listen she she's that listen stay with me now i'm with you she's upside down right yeah but she faces that way what yeah that way and because you because you strong boom and right here all you got to do is just put your head down. It's right there in front of you.

Remember, she's facing that way. So her head down at the bottom, but she's facing the opposite way. So boom, it's right there in front of you. A little whipped cream right here. A little whipped cream. You spray it. Put a little cherry there. Boom.

Get the cherry. Get the, you know, boom, like that. I don't want no chaser. Well, if I'm going to do all that, I don't need no chaser. So you putting chaser on that thing. I don't need no chaser. Well, if I'm going to do all that, I don't need no chaser. So you putting chaser on that thing. I don't need no chaser. You don't need, you don't, wait, hold on. What's the chaser?

The chaser's the cherry? The whipped cream. Oh, you don't want no whipped cream? Mm-mm. Oh, that's just to dilute the taste in case, in case you got any turtle heads. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We going to the shower.

I'm washing that thing myself. I ain't taking her word for it. Oh, no, that thing will be, when she come up out of that thing, it will be hog chitlin' clean. There you go. You know what I'm saying? There you go. Yeah, yeah, I'll have to do that one.

But, you know, I mean, this is for the rookies. This is for the rookies, just in case. This is for the rookies, just in case. But hold on, Sean. Let me. You have to understand. I ate possum and raccoon when I didn't really have a choice. Wasn't nobody bringing no baby back ribs.

Wasn't nobody bringing no New York strip or no prime. So that's what we had to eat. Yeah, right. But listen. I guess that's why my phone don't be ringing. Yeah. I mean, that too. But you got to, we got to get you to evolve.

Man, you done got drunk. got to get you to evolve. Hey, you want to talk about something? Man, you done got drunk. You done drunk all booty juice. I don't drink. You do it all that? You booty juice drunk? No, no, no. I don't drink. I'm in the right state of mind. And listen, the funny thing about it, those that are in the chat...

I promise you, Ocho, don't you offer me nothing. Look here. If we get stranded on a desert island and we ain't got but one jug of water, if you drink out that water, I'm done. I'm out. Hey. Hey. Just go ahead.

Go on by just, hey, Ocho, go ahead on, man. Tell them, hey, tell my kids I love them. Tell my brother and sister I love them. Everything been taken care of. But I ain't drinking after you, Ojo. I can't do that. You're going to be all right, man. You're going to be all right.

I can't do it, Ojo. I'm just trying to get you right, huh? I love Atlanta. I wouldn't want to play in Atlanta. Why? Because too much distraction. Distractions? Yeah, and plus,

and plus, Ojo, I'm close to home. There are 30 NBA teams, right? Yeah. All of them are created equal. Every NBA city had distractions. They ain't created like, all cities ain't created

like Atlanta. You know that, I know that. It's not. An NBA player that's focused on his game in the NBA with the Kobe type mindset. You think he's playing on a team?

How many of you think on the football team? How many people you think focus on a 53 man roster, not counting the practice squad. How many of them are focused? I mean, the person who has the most, probably the quarterback, probably the quarterback,

the quarterback quarterback is on a 53 man roster. Oh yeah, how many of them as focused as they need to be? That's hard. Ain't nothing going on in Cincinnati. Hey, the skyline chili ain't popping like that. Cincinnati popping, boy. The Midwest is like that. Skyline chili. And I know you can jump down to, what you call them, to the Kentucky Derby.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't run down the street. Stop it. Let I know you can jump down to, what you call them, to the Kentucky Derby. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Cincinnati. We're going to run down the street. Stop it. Let me tell you something. In Cincinnati, when I was playing, we had a place called Annie's. Annie's just like Magic City.

No, it ain't. Don't do that. No, it ain't. Annie's just like Magic City. Ain't nobody putting no Annie's in no song. Ain't nobody putting no Annie in no song. Ain't nobody, when they get to their hotel, drop their bags off and go straight to Annie's.

They go in the Magic City. Stop it. Hey, we had roller skating. I used to go to the session after the game, 7 to 11, roller skating. Well, you go to the roller skate out there on KK Road. See? Where you have roller bikes. Same thing.

I mean, I'm just saying. This man tried to tell me Cincinnati is the equivalent of Atlanta. It is. Cincinnati got women, too. We got the banks. When's the last time you've been to Cincinnati? Have you been on the river? Have you been on the banks and seen the banks now?

Cincinnati not the same Cincinnati that you remember when you was playing. Think about what you said. It's Cincinnati. It's Cincinnati. It's Cincinnati. Wait, Cincinnati today? Right now? It's better than Atlanta. What you talking about? We have more to offer. Ask NFL players right now. Where do they want to play?

Would they rather play in Atlanta or would they rather play in Cincinnati? They would rather play with Joe Burrow. Would you rather live in Atlanta or live in Cincinnati? No, they're going to. Would you rather live in Atlanta or live in Cincinnati? No, they're going to say they'd rather live in Cincinnati and play with Joe Burrow because of what we have to offer. Man, stop it. Man, stop it.

Let's bet. Let's bet. Let's bet. What you want to bet? Let me see. This man say women in Cincinnati are the equivalent of Atlanta. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Better. Have you been to Cincinnati? What did you talk about? Women in Cincinnati are the equivalent of Atlanta. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Better?

Have you been to Cincinnati? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Atlanta is... I might not even make first take tomorrow. I might be drunk. Listen. I might be drunk on the show.

No, you ain't drunk. Listen, I love Atlanta. I will be. I've only been to Atlanta maybe five or six times in my lifetime. I love Atlanta. It's considered black Hollywood. Beautiful people. Beautiful people.

Cincinnati, we have everything. Every ethnicity you're looking for. What the hell you think Atlanta got? Huh? What the hell you think Atlanta got? Atlanta's called black Hollywood for a reason because we dominate it in all areas, in all facets. It's awesome. It's great.

The only people, and look here, the only people that's moving to Cincinnati are athletes. They play for the Reds. They play for the Bengals. You need to stop this, Ochoa. See, you don't understand. I do understand quite well. You think about the 80s and the 90s. Cincinnati's not the same anymore. I'm thinking about Cincinnati. Think about

it. Think about what you're saying. Cincinnati's not the same. We have evolved. We have evolved. Cincinnati. We have evolved. Think about what you're saying. Not to say we have evolved. We have evolved. Cincinnati. We have evolved. Cincinnati. A very safe place to live. The people are great. The organization is great.

Right now, we have a poll up, better women. Atlanta crushing. 84%. Cincinnati, 16%. That's because the 84% ain't never been to Cincinnati. They've never lived there. And that 84% ain't never been to Cincinnati. They've never lived there. And that 16% ain't never been to Atlanta. Man, this man.

Man, this man's in the middle. Hey, Chad. This man just out of here arguing. Listen, I'm telling you, I'm not arguing with you. I'm just stating facts because I lived in Cincinnati for 11 years. I've been to Atlanta six times. And Atlanta is beautiful. The people are awesome.

Everybody is on their business. Everybody is doing something great in Atlanta. Awesome place to be. I haven't visited often, but I know what Cincinnati has to offer. Look, accept this collab because we're going to put this up and we're going to stand on business and I want you to read the comments when they come into your page.

Okay. Okay. Well, I didn't say anything bad about Atlanta. I just said people would prefer. I would say people would prefer to live in Cincinnati. That's not bad. I'm not saying nothing bad. Yeah, people from Cincinnati.

What's wrong with Atlanta? Man, look, if you like Skyline Chili, take off. Skyline Chili? Have you ever heard of Jeff Ruby Steakhouse? Huh? We got way more than that. Huh? The precinct?

Come on now. Stay with me now. We got more than Skyline Chili. You know what y'all known for? Y'all known for a TV show. WKRP in Cincinnati. That's what y'all known for. And that's because y'all had

Lonnie Anderson on there. You better stop it. Hold on. What is ATL known for? You better stop. What are they known for? How about this? The birthplace of the civil rights movement. Do I need to say anything else? Do you like your toilet paper over under uninterrupted posted a video of your bingos

having to decide right a university of colorado study said it's more sanitary to hang the paper over as opposed to under so are you over or under guy over yeah under you know what i like i like it come i like pulling down is that what you mean that's yeah right that's over yes yeah i like i like mine over i like mine over and it's very important just not any type of toilet tissue i hope you're all at home uh when you visit restaurants there's a small small small story not not really a story but when you go to restaurants and you have to use the bathroom my restaurants i don't know how many of you use the bathroom in public i do i don't care one number two it don't matter nasty listen sit your rust down so them oh hey all you have to do is dress the toilet up you don't use i don't care i ain't doing it i ain't doing it listen you

don't know four four corners four corners toilet seat you lay. One in the front. Then sit your ass down. You don't do that? They normally, a lot of places have toilet seat covers, Ocho. You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. Oh, well, the places that go,

I don't go to that fancy shit you be eating at. So I got the motherfucking covering my shit with toilet paper. And where I go, at least, and this is how you know. And you bring your ass

back in the restaurant and eat after you done tucker dumping them people's restaurant? Yeah, you don't do that? Going to dinner with you. Why? Oh, you're my friend.

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You're my friend. You're my friend. You're my friend. You're my friend. You're my friend. You're my friend. You're my friend. You're Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stay. Listen, listen to me. This is how you know if an establishment, this is how you know if an establishment cares about its customers. Because if you go to an establishment and they got one-ply toilet paper,

they don't care nothing about you. Because you know, one time you take that two-ply, you take that two-ply and you roll that motherfucker around and you go back there and you can wipe. If you wipe too goddamn hard, it's coming right through. You're going to have shit on your hands. I don't go nowhere. I don't go nowhere where they got no one-ply.

I don't do that. That's why I ain't going to eat with you. One-ply, four-ply, you can use paper towels or towels. I ain't go nowhere I don't go nowhere Where they got no one ply I don't do that That's why I ain't going to eat with you One ply Four ply You can use paper towels A towel I ain't going to eat Listen I go to establishments

Where they have two ply Charmin Two ply Charmin Soft Thick Thick So When I swipe That bitch like a credit card

Mm-mm Mm-mm So just like Hey I'm telling my team If Ocho If Ocho Invite y' somewhere, don't y'all go out to eat with that man.

So wait a minute. So you really acting like that? So you don't use the public restroom? They have public restroom for a reason. Now you acting like it's unsanitary to use the goddamn bathroom in public? That's all right. Who raised you? I can wait till I get home.

How you going to wait till you get home if you got to use the bathroom, huh? Easy. Just wait. If you got to pee, you got to pee. If you got a boo-boo, go boo-boo. That's what it's for. Y'all nasty. You nasty.

It ain't that. First, you can't have the woman that leave the door open. She got to go to the other room. Now, you won't use the public restroom. What else, huh? You can't live like that, man. You're living like you're in jail. You ain't in jail.

You free, baby. I know. That's why I can just come on home. I have. I've left the gym to come home to go to the bathroom. You left the gym just to go? Boy, do you understand if you release in that gym, how much better you'll feel when you go back to your weights?

Once you get that weight off your shoulder? I feel better now. All right. Okay. There's something wrong with you. Man, go anywhere. You go anywhere. That's what it's for. That I'm good. Something wrong with you. You're going anywhere. That's what it's for. That's why it's called a public restroom. Ain't no rules. Ain't no rules.

And I guarantee everybody watching, I guarantee they agree with me. Yeah, they probably do. I hope so. I agree with you too. It's just not for me. Just like everything I say, nothing's ever for me. Just like that nutrition. Just like that nutrition. You say McDonald's, you don't got to do all that. I ain't got to do all that. And you told me what it

got you there for, ain't it? Yeah, it worked for me. That's why I look like this. I will come up out of this shirt, but I ain't going to show it. I see you got your little muscles out today. You see that? You got your little muscles. Best dog dad ever.

I got you. I got you. Man, Ocho be hating on me. You know what I'm saying? I guess he want me to take Greyhound to Trailways or something. I mean, I'm just, you know,

I'm just trying to get from point A to point B as fast and as safe as possible. Okay, come on now. Go ahead. Say your little piece on why again, yet again. You're out there spinning unnecessarily when there are other ways to get where you need to go to. There wasn't.

At a much better rate. I had to get there and a i had to get there and back now let me tell you about my method of transportation i happen to be flying a citation 10 the citation 10 is the fastest i wouldn't i wouldn't stand on you but i'm just trying to tell you ojo i flew a citation 10 which is the fastest non-military plane flying, has a max speed of 720 miles an hour. So, I mean, I think it set a speed record. George, what did he say? They went from L.A. to Fort Lauderdale or was it Vegas to Fort Lauderdale in three hours and 14 minutes?

I think they said they went from Las Vegas to Fort Lauderdale in three hours and fourteen minutes now I don't know if anybody's ever been on a plane from Vegas to Fort Lauderdale but that's booking I mean that's yeah it's booking the only citation I know about is when I park in the wrong spot you know you park by

a hydrant or you park outside the line or your meter run out and you get a citation that's the only citation I ever know about. And the only citation I will ever acknowledge, but go ahead. And so, you know, your boy,

you know, your boy do it big, do it. Well, do it and do it. Right. I saw you on there in my mention yesterday, jockeying,

jockeying, jockeying, jockeying me for being on the side. It didn't make any sense to me because It didn't make no sense to me. Because you had to go to L.A. You had to go to L.A. to Fort Lauderdale. No, I had to go to Dallas. I was in Dallas. Oh, so you went to L.A. to Dallas.

Yeah, actually I flew out of the private airport. I flew out of Van Nuys. Why would you fly out of Van Nuys and they got an airport right at L.A. that has American Delta Spirit, Southwest, JetBlue, Frontier, they all have

flights at a great adequate price that would have been good for you that can get you from LA to Dallas, but you had to get on the Citation 10 because it can travel at miles up to 700 miles an hour and they got you there in 3 hours and 45 minutes. Whoa, whoa, wait, it didn't take no 3 hours and 45 minutes?

How long it took? Just about. Because the pilot came back there and says, Mr. Sharp, we're cruising at about 700 miles an hour. Is everything okay? You need anything? Yeah, yeah. You know, we got snacks up there. So, you know, they had water.

They had soda. They had all the snacks we needed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had soda. They had all the snacks we needed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got that on the regular airlines too. Whoa, whoa, Ocho. They got that on the regular airlines too. They got snacks. Ocho, Ocho, I had to get from point A to point B.

Yeah, you got from point A to point B, but you did it at a, at a, at a, huh? Economically. No, you didn't. How much was it? I don't want to, I don, at a, huh? Economically. No, you did. How much was it? I don't want to, I don't mean to be a personal business. How much was it to get from point A to point B? Man, Ocho, you know, you don't, if you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it. You don't go into the Birkin store.

You didn't ask when you bought rail, that Birkin bag, you ain't ask him how much it costs. Now you over there pocket watching. I ain't pocket watching. I just want to know. You just said you, you, you, you, how much it cost. Now you over there pocket watching. I ain't pocket watching. I just want to know. You just said you made an economic decision and it was good for you. You did not. You can't be. Listen, we are an example.

We are an example for the young people. We are an example for the older people. We are an example for people that watch our show, that are here to learn, to better themselves and be financially conscious in their decision making in the economy that we are in. because you want to give them point A to point B on a private jet at 32,000 feet going cruising at 700 miles. That doesn't send the right message to the people that follow us. And it's all...

We have to align in our core values for this shit to work. We have to stay on one accord. And right now, you're on your own track. For us to get what we're trying to get to to get what we trying to get to if we trying to be here we got to be it got to be have you ever flown first class so when you go from point A when you go

from point A to point B I need you to align with me in that area when it comes to spending here's the thing though Ocho you know you got that big old house in Miami and you got all that stuff Ocho I ain't got that I don't got that. I don't be spending no money like that.

That's the second time you've been on a private Jane. Four times, but I ain't counting this year. Yeah. Yeah. I was out there. Hey, hold on. How many times you've been on there? how many times you've been on there how many times hey ash how many times we've been on the play and play okay we flew back from we flew we flew from colorado to to uh new york we flew from see north carolina jordan we where did we go jordan we built

we made it Jordan we went to Colorado on one now do you understand did you add up what that cost I mean have you ever sat back and just got your calculator out and added up what it cost and compare it to

if you flew domestic with Ash or with Jordan and understand how much money you could have saved regards to what you have coming in. I ain't got no money coming in yet, though, Joe. I'm trying. I'm out here pounding on doors and trying to get advertisers and sponsors. And so sometimes I have to take the private jet to try to drum up money for nightcap. But since you told me I shouldn't be doing that, guess what? Whoa. Whoa. If you need to drum up money for nightcap, then we need to be making those type of economical decision and not spending money before the money come in.

What are we doing? First of all, you do realize like when I spend money, it ain't nightcap money, it's my money. Yeah, that's the point I'm trying to make. Don't spend money. But you know what? Since you mentioned that, I'm going to start spending our money on private jets. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. Actually, what we're going to do from there, what we're going to do from this point on, this is 2024. Let's leave all the stunting and the flying private. Leave that back in 2023. We have to be an example for the people. The people are watching us. They're watching for the people. The people are watching us.

They're watching how we move. The people are watching how I move. I stay on brand with who I've been. But that ain't on brand for me. Spirit ain't on brand for me. They see how I roll. Seat 13A, exit row. Plenty leg room for you.

It gets you from point A to point B under $100. I don't know. I had a whole seat, whole row by myself. Oh myself what seat you had on jordan you know what were three people on the blade me jordan uh one of my handlers you know and sometimes on spirit sometimes it's only i don't play because everybody else in hell died in my time to go i ain't getting on here no no yeah everybody got everybody got jokes man man. It's OK. Oh, Joe.

Oh, Joe. I remember when I was like I used to fly coach. I hadn't flown coach in a very long time. But I remember walking by like, man, one day I'm going to be up here. I'm going to sit over here. And I remember the first time I bought a first class ticket, I told my sister. She's like, boy, you spent all that money. I said, yep.

And guess where my sister. She's like, boy, you spent all that money. I said, yep. And guess where my sister fly? First class. All the kids. First class. My mom, first class. You think I'm gonna put my mom in the back? Hell no. I think we might have a...

Jordan, we got another flight. I think we got another flight from Atlanta to Indy. Uh-oh. Hold on. You know, my grandma used to say, man, a hard head make a soft head. Joe, let me live. No, you're not. I'm letting you...

No, no, no, no. If you want to live, let's live. Let's live. Let's open up Pandora's box in some other areas of your life. Not when it comes to private. Like when it, listen, open up the areas of dealing with women. Right? All of them.

Give everybody a chance. Oh! Let's, how about try the whipped cream? How about let's start eating ass? How about let's start there? How about let's start, hey, hold on. Hey, hold on. Hey, stay with me.

Nah, nah. You want to live, right? How about we start sucking some toes? Start sucking some toes. Get, stay with me. Nah, nah. You told us you want to live, right? How about we start sucking some toes? Start sucking some toes. Get you some whipped cream. You got a Publix? No, you in LA. What y'all got? Y'all got Ralph's. Go to Ralph's. Get you some whipped cream and try

some new shit. Blindfolder. Put on some headphones. I already know. I cover up. Okay. Okay. I got zip ties, I already did. I cover up. Okay. Okay. I got zip ties, too. You don't got to fly private. You ain't got to fly private. I said that out loud.

Just live in other areas. I said that out loud. I said zip ties. Oh. Zip ties? Ocho, I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Ocho. I'll tell you what. The first one that let me put some old, uh,

some old oxtail gravy. Let me pull that down your back. Let me put some old neck bone, neck bone gravy, some smothered fried chicken or pork chop gravy on your toes. Yeah. Count your boy in. Now we, now we talking. Yeah. Let me do that. Let me do that. That's living.

That's what I'm talking's yeah now we get somewhere good old brown some old red eye gravy and pour it down your back yeah yeah see that that's perfect see now now you you're taking things that you're familiar with things that you like i love man i love you like the texture you like the oxtail yeah yeah you love the bingo so So you take that. You take those ingredients, and then you add them on the toes. Yeah, okay. Or you add them to the rectum area. You feel me?

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