Club Shay Shay - Bruce Bruce

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

The hilarious Bruce Bruce takes center stage, sharing a treasure trove of stories and laughs. He shares an unbelievable Notorious B.I.G. tale, offering a unique glimpse into the world of hip-hop and c...omedy. Bruce Bruce gives credit to the incomparable Steve Harvey for the profound influence on his career, highlighting the power of mentorship and camaraderie in the entertainment industry. The conversation takes a wild turn as they dive into the legendary stories of Atlanta's infamous Freaknik, painting a vivid picture of the era's outrageous happenings. Not one to hold back, Bruce Bruce cracks jokes about Kevin Hart and pokes fun at his own weight, leaving listeners in stitches throughout this lively and unforgettable episode. #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:38 it actually took my breath. But look, I had fun doing it, man. You know what I'm saying? All my life, been grinding all my life. Sacrifice, hustle, pay the price. I had fun doing it, man. You know what I'm saying? Hello, welcome to another edition of Club Che Che. I am your host, Shannon Sharp. I'm also the proprietor of Club Che Che. And the guy that's stopping by today for a conversation and a drink is one of my favorites. He's a multidimensional comedian, actor, author.
Starting point is 00:02:19 In his bio, it says he's a Krispy Kreme connoisseur. He's the rock stunt double. In the business for over 35 years He's the mayor of comedy the legend the homie from Atlanta now But if you really know, you know, you got Cascade Road. You got College Point You got East Point you got Doug and then you got the Swats, but this man is from none of those He's from the block my home made the big homie bro. What's up? How you doing? I bet I'm good. How you being? I'm gonna be How you been?
Starting point is 00:02:45 I'm gonna be honest, I feel so sexy today. You feel sexy? Oh my God, this is so sexy to me. What is it, is it L.A.? I mean, leaving the A, coming to L.A., that's what makes you feel sexy? I do feel sexy, man. You know, like when I used to strip. Let me tell you something. When I was stripping, the reason I stopped, the church members came down so hard. They came on you? But they was at the show.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was getting it to them, though. I was getting it to them. You getting it to them? I had a G-string the size of a jump rope. Let me tell you. It was actually breathtaking because when I put it on, it actually took my breath. But look, I had fun doing it, man.
Starting point is 00:03:19 You know what I'm saying? Man, look here. Like I said, I used to come see you all the time. All the time. Uptown comedy. Yeah. You don't have a problem making fun of yourself when it comes to weight. Why?
Starting point is 00:03:33 No, man. I just can't, man. And then when I do make fun of myself and I do see a big dude out there, I'm going to make fun of both of us. Right. He don't realize it's really about him. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really on him. Right. I'm a to make fun of both of us. Right. He don't realize it's really about him. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really on him.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Right. I'm a big dude. I work out. Believe it or not, man, I don't know what's happening, but ain't nothing happening, but I do work out. I got to train. I do everything, but we have fun. But you just got to be comfortable within yourself and believe in yourself, because
Starting point is 00:04:03 most big people won't even go anywhere because they big. Right'm saying they won't go to church because they're sitting there and look at it on the internet but get out and do something i don't care about you but get up and walk right i do everything i'm right i'm i'm i got to the age i got grandkids you know and i just man i just be everywhere with a man but at one point in time you were heavier you lost the weight and then you you rebounded and got it back. Somehow it came back. I don't know where it came from. So why did you lose the weight to start with?
Starting point is 00:04:32 Just to see, can I do it? See if you can do it. And I'm going to do it again. When? I'm going to do it again. I'm doing it now, man. I am, for real. I just got to cut out the Snickers and the Hershey's with almonds.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Yeah. But I'm not a junk eater that much. Right. I love vegetables. I tried vegan. It didn't work, man. It's too much sugar in vegan. You be eating that vegan food.
Starting point is 00:04:54 They can eat chicken. It taste like chicken. No, it don't. It do not taste like chicken. It taste like some fruit with some sugar on it. You know what I'm saying? And you done fried it and tried to make it look like chicken. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:04 So you just got to do the right thing. You know, eat the vegetables. You got to eat your salads. And then you got to be careful with salad dressings because most salad dressings is full of sugar. Right. You got to use low calorie. I had to learn all that, you know,
Starting point is 00:05:15 because the only thing black people eat is French dressing. That's all we had in our fridge. We didn't know nothing about no blue cheese. No fives. None of that. French dressing. And it got more sugar. It's like ketchup.
Starting point is 00:05:24 It got more sugar than It's like ketchup. It got more sugar than anything. So you have to learn these things as you go along on how to eat. Most important thing, go to the doctor. And then the doctor will educate you. Look, we need to cut this out. Because I go. I don't like to go, but I go.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I do. I don't like to go, but I go. So you go to the doctor. And the doctor says, Bruce, you're a little on the heavier side. We need you to lose 50. We need you to lose 100 pounds over, say, the next year and a half. Okay. I do it.
Starting point is 00:05:52 I do it. And I got a female doctor. She don't play no games. She don't play no games. But it seems like she want to check me every time I go in for this prostate thing. You know, look, I ain't got a problem with that finger. You know what I'm saying? And, you know, the way she do it, she ain't got a problem with that finger. You know what I'm saying? The way she do it, she ain't ask me how to eat
Starting point is 00:06:08 or nothing. She just go in it and then she's like, oh yeah, that feel good. Then she twists her hand around. I said, wait a minute. If you put both hands on my shoulder, there's going to be a problem in this room. You understand what I'm saying? There's going to be a problem in this room.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I say, but she say it feel good. And she told me what it was. Cause I asked questions and she say, I be feeling for lumps, pilates. And she says smooth and I like when it's smooth. I said, okay, Long, I said, cause I thought it was something, you back there hollering, oh yeah, this feel good.
Starting point is 00:06:40 I say, this don't feel good to me now. This is pressure. And they put so much gel. Oh my God, I get to the counter, man. Look feel good to me now. This is pressure. And then they put so much gel. Right. Oh, my God. I get to the counter, man. Look, I'm loosening. I can't even stand straight because my butt's so loose.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Look here. They think I'm up there counter-hunching the people sitting, you know, waiting on the seat. I'm not hunching. I'm trying to move that gel from back. I thought I had it all out, you know. Then I get in the car and I just slide down the seat. Man, so much jail. But it's important to go.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Right. You know, I didn't like to go. And I tell every man now, you know, I'm 60 years old. Right. You know what I'm saying? And you got to go. Things change in your body. How long did it take you to get comfortable with being this?
Starting point is 00:07:24 I didn't even realize it. You know, like, I was so active. I'm still so active now. I didn't realize I got big until one time my daughter said, Daddy, she seen a picture and said, who's that leaning on the back of your car? And in the picture I was leaning on the back of your car and I said, that's me. And I didn't realize I was that big. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:43 And it kind of brought something to my attention. And that's what made me just start watching everything that I do, man. But I'm good. You're healthy. You feel good. Yeah, I'm healthy. I feel good. Were you a big kid?
Starting point is 00:07:53 No, not at all. They used to call me Lil Bruce. Lil Bruce, man, I used to mess with everybody. See, when I was a kid, see, kids don't know how to have fun. I had fun. Right. You know, when I was 10 years old, 11 years old, little bitty dude. Dudes be on the corner trying to sing.
Starting point is 00:08:06 You know, everywhere you go, somebody, ooh. I used to run between them and slap off for them. You know what I'm saying? Because I want them to run at me. Right. You know what I'm saying? And they'll beat me up. But I didn't care.
Starting point is 00:08:15 They didn't beat me up to hurt me. They just beat me up. But I didn't care because they knew. And they said, oh, here come Bruce. We know something now. Right. And as a kid, I was just looking. When I graduated high school, I was gorgeous. a court job day yes sir yeah they're going you
Starting point is 00:08:28 know you're gonna be a movie star oh my god you know I didn't know what I'm gonna do right I knew I had to help my mother right and I was my mother I was the only child she ever had and we just I'm not gonna tell you was homeless one homeless I'm not gonna tell this to everybody tell the story I was when we went home we just lived in the hood, didn't have nothing, and we just had to make do. So, you know what I'm saying? When I got out of high school, I had to make sure we was okay. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:51 You know what I'm saying? And I knew my mother was going through something. She didn't tell me, but when she'd sit up in that apartment and just sit there all day, all day, she was going through something. You know, but I understood that, and I just helped my mother. And then God just made a way. When you were growing up, what did you want to be? Did you play sports? I did everything.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Played sports. I joined everybody. Everything I did, I joined everybody. Right. Everything. When I'm going to the football field, I'm joining somebody. Basketball field, I'm joining somebody. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I got beat up. I had a girl beat me down. I didn't care. How did a girl beat you down? Because I told her, she had a ponytail about that long. Look, look. And they had a rubber band around it. How? So I walked you down, Ruth? Because I told her, she had a ponytail about that long. Look, look. And it had a rubber band around it.
Starting point is 00:09:27 So I walked behind her and I said, how did they do that? She said, do what? I said, make that little ox tail right there. That girl said, I'm going to kick your tail. And man, I said, you ain't going to do nothing. Man, that girl beat me down. I was laughing, but I didn't care. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:41 And then she made me her boyfriend. She said, you're going to be my boyfriend. So I had to be her boyfriend and carry her books every day as you don't beat you that shouldn't beat me now and I mean she put them hands on me too right but I didn't care right so you played sports were you so you said you joined everybody so you always were funny always is that how you made friends yeah I was always I had an uncle okay my uncle was a he was a. He taught me how to cook years ago. He was about 5'2", 5'1", about this wide, like Humpty Dumpty.
Starting point is 00:10:10 He said, I'm going to teach you something. I'm going to stick with you for the rest of your life. He was the funniest man I ever met in my life. Okay. He was so funny. And he'd make wedding cakes for people. And people would come over and say, we want to get married and everything. And they'd pick out a wedding cake.
Starting point is 00:10:23 And he'd look at them and say, why the hell y'all want to get married? Right. You know, like he's trying to talk him out of it. But he was joking. Right. But at the same time, he was serious. Serious. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:10:31 He said, well, I'm going to make this cake for you. You know, he was the baddest dude. He used to go by the name of the sweet bread man. OK. And he was a bad dude, man. And he was just the funnest dude I ever knew. And that's who I kind of mimic after. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:42 My uncle, because he raised me. Right. My dad left when I was five And my uncle said you gotta worry about your dad. You got all right, and I never thought about my day Right, you know I'm saying did you ever reconnect with a beer when I was 40? I found him when I was 40 was he a day he was in a he was in a he was a I knew he Was extra military he was in his Air Force, and he was a medic and then when I thought he was an anesthesiologist He was a doctor okay, and we we connect and he he was a medic and then when I thought he was an anesthesiologist. He was a doctor. Okay, and we
Starting point is 00:11:06 Connect and he was on the defense, you know when I met him he was on the defense I met him down at Gladys chicken and waffle you remember that and he looked like he was just ready to for me Whatever I won't throw enemy was ready. I said man. How you doing good to see I just didn't know who you were He knew exactly who I was. Okay. That's I just want to see us. I got know who you were? He knew exactly who I was. Okay. I said, I just want to see you. I said, I got three kids. You got three grandkids. So I came at him in a way he thought I was going to. Okay, you came at, you, you,
Starting point is 00:11:30 you viewed the whole situation. Oh man, yeah. And then I could see him just getting relaxed. He just, he said, man, I'm so proud of you. I don't know what to do, man. I said, I just wanted to see you, man. I just wanted to see, didn't want nothing. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:42 You know what I'm saying? And he was cool. And I stayed in touch with him until he passed away about, let me see, mother's been dead 13, he's been dead about 17 years. And I connected with him, and we was cool. The NFL season is going strong, and DraftKings Sportsbook is hooking new customers up
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Starting point is 00:12:24 That's code SHANannon only on draft king sports book an official sports betting partner of the nfl the crown is yours yeah high school you joining you play sports when did you realize that comedy was going to be your ticket out let me tell you this i got a job i used to always be in restaurant restaurant. And I was a young manager, man. I was 18 years old. We're not surprised by that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was a bad dude.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I could cook like a mother. Oh, you could? Oh, yeah. I could throw down. What? Yes, sir. Not only can I eat, I can cook it. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:55 You know what I'm saying? I was 18. I hired this guy. Okay. I'll never forget this. That's why I be telling people, when you believe in God, God will put people in place for you I heard this guy and older guy he said used to work for the company years ago it was a barbecue restaurant okay so I'm in the kitchen clowning I'm in there with the dishwasher on clown I'm the manager
Starting point is 00:13:15 young man he kept staring at me you to look at me all the time and I said what's wrong he say you need to go on stage like they're not like go say something telling so he's I going to bring you something tomorrow. He brought me an album. And it was him. He was a comedian. What? And he was a comedian with another guy.
Starting point is 00:13:34 He went by Reverend Mule. Another guy went by Dr. Arrowhead. And it was called Reverend Mule and Dr. Arrowhead. And the name of the album was called So You Want to Know Baseball. And Mule was standing there with a tree in his hand like a baseball bat right and Arrowhead was in the catcher's position And he said I'm telling you he was ex-navy. He said don't waste your life He said you can get away from this. He said you need to go on stage and That's what I knew it was time he makes me and he wrote my first set for me
Starting point is 00:14:00 Really? He wrote my first set and his name was remember you but his real name was Willie dis muke and I'm trying to extremely funny. He said don't stay around his restaurant. He's gonna say he said you gonna be on and off the plane He's I could see it already and I and my life is here So you were you nervous? Of course, I'm nervous now. She really oh, I'm never gonna go now But once I hit that stage some happen, oh my god, so I'm just clicking my Shannon. Really? Oh, I'm nervous when I go on now. But once I hit that stage. Something happened. Oh, my God. Something just clicked in my mind. I just enjoy performing in front of people and making people laugh.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Some people, a lot of people, you're not going to please, especially when you change your style a little bit. Right. You change your style. Oh, people get mad. A lady got mad at me in Fort Lauderdale a couple weeks ago. But I did. We reached out and I apologized.
Starting point is 00:14:48 I said, I'm sorry, but it is what it is right you know I'm sorry but she was fine she just I think she's wanted me to give us some free so where was the first what was it like when you got up there for the very first time you say you're nervous did you like man I sure hope they don't boo I hope they like oh yeah oh yeah you go through that man when I first started on stage, I was going to a comedy club in Atlanta called the Comedy Act Theater. Okay. It was on Peachtree and 8th. They done built condos there now.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Mm-hmm. And they had this host there. He never, ever liked me. Okay. You know, he looked at me when he first saw me. He just didn't like me. He never would put me up. We had to come in.
Starting point is 00:15:19 You sign a list, one through 10. Right. You do five minutes each, and then the feature come up, then the headliner. Right. And they'll be like, hey, we'll be here all week. Right. So I sign number four. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:29 He skip over me. Every week. This went on for like six months. He skip over me. I went to him. I said, hey, man, I come here every week and sign a list. Why don't you put me up? Now, I'm working a job.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I'm working at Frito-Lay Potato Chip. Right. Driving a truck down there. Didn't suppose to drive a truck down there. I got the truck parked out in front of the comic club because my car was broke. Right. And Doug and Karen said, I don't know who's driving that potato chip truck out there. They're going to fire your ass.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Oh, D.C. D.C. Okay. And this dude never would put me up, man. I went to him like a man. I said, you never put me up. What's wrong, man? Yeah, man. What's up? I said, man, everybody coming. He just brushed me off. Right. I said, man, you never put me up. What's wrong, man? Yeah, man, what's up?
Starting point is 00:16:06 Everybody come in. He just brushed me off. I said, look, am I going to have to go to the man on you? Because I'm coming to you as a man. So what he did, he waited until they put the 10 comedians up. Then they featured in the headliner. The featured headliner did about five minutes each. Then everybody got ready to go.
Starting point is 00:16:20 He said, hey, we got this fat dude coming up here. Oh, come on, bro. Oh, my God. I said, wait a minute he got honey buns in his pocket killing me he killing me right and so I go I said I walk it just as a body don't leave only it's like 400 people they came back and said I he used to go by this name of the chocolate hippie yeah and and I say man because nobody would never join him back. They always join him back.
Starting point is 00:16:46 But I challenged him. I came up. I said, man, you know, you go by the chocolate hippie. I said, well, I'm looking at you. I'm from this bluff. Right here on the bank here, you like a chocolate sissy to me. And they go like, whoa, because nobody had never challenged him. And so I went on stage, and this dude came up and said, man, look at this fat dude. He in the front He the front row. I say man that shirt silk. Are you and it too much?
Starting point is 00:17:10 And they buy like oh this dude is funny correct So then I went into the truck drive I do a truck driver that can't read right I used to church jokes about preachers You know this first like I told you it's comedian that wrote for me He wrote a joke about a pigeon a midget up on the pulpit reading for the preacher right and the preacher couldn't read so the midget would read for him right and I did head joke and I ripped it from then on amen it was it was it was really good didn't he come when I get off say he gonna come in yeah man was taking man you really funny man I said look man let's clear something up that's let's customer I said you don't like me and I
Starting point is 00:17:43 don't like you that's the only thing I want you to do is disrespect me. When I come and sign a letter, just put me up. Right. It's just that simple. I ain't got to be your friend, but I just want to go up. But I could have easily walked away, Shannon. Right. I could have easily walked away and said, you know what?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Forget this. I ain't going to be no comedian. But I had that tunnel vision, man. I said, I'm going to do this. Right. And I knew it was for me. When I went on stage that first time, I knew that's where I should have been my Whole entire life. So when you how are you? We oh my gosh and it was I think I I was married to her first wife, you know
Starting point is 00:18:11 She was putting me through she said you'd never make it. Huh? She said you know, she doubted you Yeah, you know, that's a good I see on TV. I said if you ever see me waving I'm waving at you Right, but you can't let people Dictate your life you can't you ain't got to accept what people tell you. Right. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So I went up.
Starting point is 00:18:30 But when I was going up, she came down to see me one time. The people ain't laughing at you. They laughing at you because you failed. I said, no, they're not. They laughing at my jokes. You know what I'm saying? But it didn't work out with us. And that's good.
Starting point is 00:18:43 We got three kids. They're very grown now. Right. Very grown kids. I love them. but it didn't work out with us. And that's good. We got three kids. They're very grown now. Right. Very grown kids. I love them. And I had to move on. What was it like when you got that very first laugh, your own stage? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Is that the drug? Is that the high that you chased from that moment on? Yes, sir. That was the high, man. I mean, and I thought about it all night. You know, when you get that first laugh, when I got home, I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It was so good.
Starting point is 00:19:07 So what I started doing, I started taping myself. Brought a little tape recorder, radio check. Didn't have no money. Right. And just started listening to it. And I'm driving a Frito-Lay truck, and I'm critiquing myself. Right. And I'm listening to what people laugh at in the hardest.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Right. So I know how to go with the joke and take my voice up. Right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? and I'm looking at list to and so I used to let this um later the convenience store listen to her name was Carol she's above North she said you're funny and she was a white lady in June so you're very funny and she's I like the joke about such simple do this do that she was helping me right and every time I go down on stage every week everybody said man what you got a joke machine at home right I said no man i'm just reviewing everything i do to try to make it better right right right and better
Starting point is 00:19:49 you know and it just worked out man and things just started happening things just started happening man and it's been really good for me so cadence is to set up the cadence in which you get ready to deliver you raise your voice melt and then you fire kill and see people got on the stage you delivering your character it's just how you deliver a joke I can take a joke right here and I can say like man you need your ass kicked people have asked but if you get you need your ass kicked so if I put that emphasis on it right people oh my god you know so you just got to know when you use it and how to use it in order to learn that you got to be on stage right you got to be
Starting point is 00:20:27 on stage right listen to the crowd right because most people most comedians go back how many women in any women in record they want to do the best um you know having sex with a girl joke something it don't matter if it's funny it's fun it's funny right people gonna man right no matter how you look you can be the ugliest dude in the world right if you funny people gonna laugh so growing up in the neighborhood you like okay I want to do something I want to help my mom did you know what you wanted to do to help your mom you just knew you wanted to do something yeah I knew I had to do something to
Starting point is 00:20:58 help her and one thing I just did the very best I could and I wanted to quit my job okay working at Frito-Lay you know you know you sell a bag and eat three bags and everybody man because black people are so stuck on a good job right yeah you got a good job why you want to leave and I quit that good job good job my aunt took it to the Lord and pray Lord Jesus he get ready quit that good job. I said, in the morning. I said, I'm quitting.
Starting point is 00:21:27 In the morning. But my mother said something to me that made so much sense. Okay. She said, if you quit your job, you can always get another job. Right. I didn't think of it like that. Right. She said, you're not no dummy.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And when I quit, I'll tell you when I quit, Shannon, I took a 30-day leave after I had to use a strategy right because I just couldn't quit I'd say I'm tell I got approved for my 30-day leave after and I was transferring my truck to my supervisor okay and he saved me man let me ask you coming back I said won't you look at me real good as the next time you see me I'd be on TV I said no I'm not coming back right and I had $20 in my pocket and I had 30 dollars in the credit union I told my but I said come get me stop me by the bank machine I'm get you $20 out and you just drop me off. He's okay. We go by the bank machine I get the $20 out. I gave him the 20 my beeper went off back then. It's a young kid I'm gonna do know the be yeah, but people when I do calm and said man me said man where you working at this week i'm working for you ain't never look back
Starting point is 00:22:28 wow ain't never look back it's been great for me man and i have helped so many comedians when you write bruce when you're writing a set how do you go about sitting uh uh uh down and like okay whether you got 30 minutes 45 minutes normally you headline a lot so you're probably going to do somewhere between 30 and 45 minutes yeah how do you go about sitting down writing that set actually i don't do it i just freestyle it i go on stage and do it see all the person i know can really sit down and write is don dc curry one of the best writers i've ever met and been friends with for the last 35, 40 years. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:06 He can sit down and write it, man. But me, I go on stage and I just work it out. Really? Yeah, I just go work it out. I think of something in my head, but then I go on stage and just work it out. Like I was telling my sister-in-law the other day how I had to use the bathroom. Right. I had to take a laxative, and then I went and got me a smoothie with almond milk in it.
Starting point is 00:23:26 And almond milk make you go player. You know what I'm saying? And I'm getting close to the house and I couldn't, I couldn't hold it. I'm breathing like I'm pregnant. I'm trying to keep it together. You know what I'm saying? And then when I get to the house, you know, when you hear the glue, glue, glue, they were laughing. And then you got that little ding.
Starting point is 00:23:45 That's all you got. First you, I'm holding on to the walls and everything. Then that little ding. That's all that comes. So like that, I can milk it. I can make a joke out of it because it's fun. It's real life. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:00 So is that what comedians do? They take real life situations and make them funny. Absolutely. But the thing is, Bruce, I'm listening to at you and you say well, I don't write anything down I just like you memorize things that have happened to you Maybe that day maybe that we maybe that month and you go up and use like, okay here I go do it man. He's either gonna work or it's not but you can make it work Now what I do I kind of I forget stuff forget stuff sometimes, so I record it on my phone. Right. I'm like, racist dude in Ralph Grocery Store.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Right. And when I say that, and I hear it, I know where to go with it. Right. Because in the South, you're from the South, you know what I'm talking about. There's a lot of racism, and racism is stupid. Right. I remember I went to buy a bus one time. Look at the bus.
Starting point is 00:24:42 A white guy said, well, I don't have a key to the bus. I said, but your car's here. This is your life. He did not want to show it to us. Right. You know what I'm saying? But right then I knew, you know, we need to go on the exit and go somewhere. I'm not going to argue with this dude because he's stupid.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Right. You know what I'm saying? And racism is nothing that's in you. It's something that's taught to you. And it's nothing. Like when I was in the restaurant years ago, just real quick, I had a manager named Jerry Fowler. He had like the Oak Ridge boys, you know, Jordache, members on the jacket, cowboy boots. You know that cowboy?
Starting point is 00:25:15 I do. He had a little son. Him and my son was the same age. And he was a white guy. And his son and my son got along so well. Right. And they didn't see color they saw two friends so his son get home one night and say daddy can i ask you something he said antoine antoine is my son he says is that my cousin because he didn't know right but he knew they got along he said no that's
Starting point is 00:25:39 not your cousin that's your soul brother right you know what i'm saying and because we need to quit teaching our kids this racism because when they grow up, they learn the truth. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's why you can get a white baby and a black baby right now, put them in the room, they'll play all day. Thank their cousins. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Until they're ready and they're coming out, get that baby out of here. Don't you bring him in here no more. And I mean that. The black baby like, why y'all taking my cousin? Right. So people are people. You just got to, people got to understand it taking my cousin? So, people are people. People got to understand it's bad and good in every race
Starting point is 00:26:08 of people. Where are you on, because there have been a lot about joke stealing. Oh my God, I see it all the time. If somebody steals someone's joke and I see them, I know who they got it from. That's how long I've been in the
Starting point is 00:26:24 business. Sometimes I have to remind comedians of their got it from. That's how long I've been in the business. That's how I am. Sometimes I have to remind comedians of their jokes they ain't did in a long time. Right. Like, Arne S.J., funny. Jump around. I said, Arne S., you don't do that joke no more. But I said, he said, man, I forgot about that joke. Like that, you know?
Starting point is 00:26:36 I said, start back doing it. It's funny. Right. You know what I'm saying? Because he used to do a joke about somebody smelling real bad. Right. You know? And he's like, damn, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:26:45 You didn't wash your hands? You know what I'm saying? And then he saw it and he went and he did it. He did all race of people. He did like a redneck, then he did a Spanish dude, then he did an African dude.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Right. And he walked up to the African dude and he said, is it you or is it me? You know, because he didn't know which one of them was there. Right. And he brought that back
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Starting point is 00:29:59 What about now, though, Bruce? You used to tell a joke, and you could tell that joke damn near for a year. Yes. Because there was no social media, and they only saw you when you came to tell a joke, and you could tell that joke down there for a year. Yes. Because there was no social media, and they only saw you when you came to that time. Now with social media, you basically got to put that joke weekly because everybody is taping your set when you come there, and the internet is going to pick up everything. So you told that joke last week, get a new joke. And it was crazy it could
Starting point is 00:30:25 be that one person yep just say i heard that before and and it's not the same joke it's just something that was similar to it right and everybody yeah he did say that before they'll just jump on the bandwagon right but the thing with social medias with these new comedians what i want to encourage them to do i I know you're funny on the internet and everything, but have more than you see on social media. Have more than that five minutes. Because when people come out and see you, they want to see 35, 40 minutes. And a lot of
Starting point is 00:30:54 comedians, they can do 35, 40 minutes, but are you funny that whole entire time? Right. You see what I'm saying? So a lot of them have got on, like Country Wayne, he started out and he's doing very well. And his show is very good, and I'm proud of him. But a lot of them have got on them like like country Wayne he started out he's doing very well right and this show is very good and I'm proud of it but a lot of them just got did ten minutes right and that's that when you come out and see you like does it on social media wait we spent money for
Starting point is 00:31:15 this right you know so we just got to keep creating right you know how you do is watch you know I knew I know comedian he'll read the paper before you do a show he read the paper and do everything he'll read the paper Before you do a show he read the paper and just do everything. He just reading paper Every time right? That's how great he was right, you know, and I work with some of the greats would Ray Moore You know and a lot of young people don't nobody you know, Bernie Mac. Hey Bernie. Oh my god Renato Ray who was my mentor right on BT comedy right? Help me do it, you know, I do a joke or not I said look when you go out there He said turn your body to the right a little bit. He said look that way and tell the joke and I swear it worked
Starting point is 00:31:52 every time every time that's how great he was right and So it's good to experience this experience Renato Ray and John Willis spoon grabbed me up under their wing and they took me because they saw something in me. That's what I do. I get comedians and keep them encouraged. People got to understand, especially the parents,
Starting point is 00:32:14 you all have got to quit saying certain things to your kids because you're crushing their dreams. You're crushing their spirit. My aunt said, Bruce is going to be a doctor. Bruce is going to be a lawyer. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor. I knew damn well I wasn't going to be a lawyer. My aunt said, Bruce is going to be a doctor. Bruce is going to be a lawyer. I knew I wasn't going to be no doctor. I knew damn well I wasn't going to be no lawyer.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Right. My uncle said he was going to be a damn fool. Right. My uncle was my father, but he knew. But I knew that. But quit telling these kids what they can't do. That's what they want you to be. You know, somebody tell you, oh, I want you to be this, you can be that.
Starting point is 00:32:40 That's not what I want to be. That's what you want me to be. Right, right. When did your big break come? I don't even think I got it yet, man. Like they say, you have 15 minutes of fame. I still think I got two more minutes left. You got two more minutes left?
Starting point is 00:32:51 I got two more. I have so much fun just making people laugh and selling shows out. It's just the best thing that ever happened in the world to me. I can remember when I was working for Frito-Lay and I looked at a magazine and I saw Bernie Mac. And Bernie Mack was he had on a pink suit with black in it with shawl. I said, oh my God, I want to be just like that dude.
Starting point is 00:33:11 I wanted to be like Bernie. He was selling shows and I saw him in person. And he was doing very well. And then they said at that time he was getting like 10 grand a show. I'm like, 10 grand? Brother give you 10 grand to stand on stage and tell a joke? Right.
Starting point is 00:33:25 And I'm like, this is unbelievable. But it's here. Right. It's here. You, the audition, Def Comedy Jam, Showtime at Apollo. So what was the auditions like on that? Because you know if you're knocking out the park here. Oh, you know, Def Jam, you was smooth sailing.
Starting point is 00:33:43 You ripping on Def Jam. You in the air, man. Right. And I was so scared, man. Oh, my God, I was scared. here oh you know depth jam you smooth sailing you you you rip it off depth jam you in the air man right and I'm also scared oh my god I was scared why we so nervous because you had already done you let me tell you why Shannon you like we Southern boys all right but when you get up north to New York first thing like this country mother but yeah they say that you know that's country and I like I say I'm country but let me do my thing I know when I would never forget when I did Apollo and Steve Harvey was hosting right and I walked out and Steve said I'm let y'all know now y'all better put your seatbelts on
Starting point is 00:34:13 with this guy right here cuz I'm letting you know he gonna let you have and I was known for like messing with the crowd right and I came out there and they're all these he said now to all this country mother I want that I killed him I mean after I rubbed that long when I rubbed that long when I came up right out there and they're all this he said all this country mother i want that i killed him i i mean after i rubbed that log when i rubbed that log when i came up right you rubbed it yeah yeah yeah steve came a guy he's uh-huh uh-huh so y'all wasn't ready for him right uh but i jumped they they gave me the respect i had to earn it right but it automatically gave people from up north love right but if you say bir, Atlanta, Florida, Tennessee,
Starting point is 00:34:45 all this country, man. And they got to understand, it's not like that in the South. People think we still living in red clay mud. Yeah, driving horse and buggy. Yeah, horse and buggy. Ha! You coming down like, we're not doing, people living in mansions in the South.
Starting point is 00:35:00 But you know what, Bruce? You one of the few comedians, you chop it up with the chop it up with with the audience You get older I have to man He with you One one lady, um got mad at me. I was in Greenville, South Carolina I don't forget this and she kept talking out loud and the way this stage was I was gonna stay stage was an oval shape Right and it was seats all around the stage, I was on the stage, the stage was oval shaped. Right. And it was seats all the way around the stage.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Right. And then it was the tables and stuff. But she kept talking out loud. So you could hear her while you were on stage. And so I ignore her and I'm doing my jokes. And I say, can you hold it down? I said, I'll be up shortly. I said, how did you learn how to whisper in a helicopter like that?
Starting point is 00:35:42 She like, my husband don't talk to me like that. And she said something. She said I called her a bitch and I didn't. Right. Because I don't't talk to me like that. And she said something. She said I called her a bitch, and I didn't. Because I don't do that to women. And I never use the N-word. You know what I'm saying? And I say, I called you a bitch. I said, if I did, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:35:55 I said, but let me be the first to shake your hand. To call you a bitch. And I made it. I flipped it on her. Yeah. But she kept talking. I kind of gave my crudest signal. I said, get out of here.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Because she just kept talking. And I had to just get out of there. But I apologize, too. I say, I'm going to give you your money back and everything. But this is what I want you to do. Don't ever come to a show again if you're going to do all that loud talking in front of people. Because it's disrespectful. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:26 But it's good. And I have fun with it. So where are you now? Are you afraid after what transpired a couple years ago at the Oscars, are you afraid about people running up on stage if you were to say something? Let me tell you something now, Shannon. Come on now. I'm going to do you like you didn't. Come on. Come on now, Shannon. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Come on. It wouldn't happen to a brother. Will Smith would have never ran up on Trick Daddy like that. If Trick Daddy was... Say the same thing. Say the same thing, he'd have hesitated. See, you don't run up on no fool. Trick Daddy gonna let you have it. He couldn't have ran up
Starting point is 00:36:57 on me or you like that. And Chris Rock is my boy. I love him with all my heart. Chris is a buck thirty. Oh, 129. Many a buck thirty when you put your clothes on. But he took it and he kept it professional. But I bet something in his mind was like,
Starting point is 00:37:14 you lost your in mind? Right. When Will slapped it, he went across. He didn't go like, pow. It was from the shoulders all the way to the floor. And he wouldn't have did that to me me Cuz it had been a fight in there I'm take out of put him in a I'll put him in a sleeper hold and if I got that second win he went
Starting point is 00:37:34 Can't do a man like that. I'm gonna handle that in a better way I believe and actually I thought we was coming up to joke with him right the way it look it look like he was gonna Come up with Joe winner cuz and then cuz Chris a hit come Richard like that yeah yeah he thought he was joking it's right and we who caught him right you don't say and he apologized later but and I never met we don't give it all and all the thing I've heard about we'll was great things right I've heard great things about it but when I saw that woo-hoo woo, even the white people were like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Right. We don't do that at the Oscars. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? Right. And he lost a lot of money behind it. Right. Of course.
Starting point is 00:38:11 He lost a lot of money behind it. But I'd have had to come out that suit, play out. You know, if I had that tuxedo on. So you don't worry about it. So you don't worry about it anymore because, like I said, you do chop it up with the crowd.
Starting point is 00:38:20 You get on what people are wearing, what their hair look like, what their shoes look like. Yeah. So you don't worry about that? No, not at all. Not at all. Man.
Starting point is 00:38:28 See? Yeah. So, Comic View. Yeah, you know, I was the host of Comic View. Yeah, but is that where you say that's what really put Bruce Bruce into the stratosphere? Comic View broke the ice for me. And then the thing was, I was, I suppose I got it years before. See, I say this all the time. is done in divine order okay I suppose did it like seven years before
Starting point is 00:38:51 I didn't get it right I was a little upset about it but I say you know what I'm gonna keep it moving the year that I got it was the best year it was the best ratings I made more money than anybody on that show they gave me money for my clothes to be made which they have never did right and it was the best year and then Ronaldo Ray was was like the best coach I ever had in my life to to guide me and do a lot of things and it broke the ice and I know for after I did that for the next 10 years I was doing nothing but sellouts. Right.
Starting point is 00:39:27 From Comic View. Right. And then the next year, they came back with the Caliente. And I was the party girl in New Orleans. Right. And they came with Caliente. And it wasn't going so well. And they called me back to do it again.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Right. And I did that. And I say, where's Ronaldo Ray? And they say, you want him I see yes and the next day he was getting that car he said I appreciate you bringing me back and indeed well Nina did BT coming to the stage when I hosted that when the new community was being introduced right host that show they did well so BT was I got to give him thumbs up right even for my career even if I
Starting point is 00:40:04 didn't ever do no with me ever again I'd give my a cuz they put me on the map Do you think something like that would would rate again? Could they do something like a deaf comedy jam or a comic view? Absolutely. Absolutely, and I think it'll work too. I think it work but the comedian is gonna have to brain the a game, right? They came they came do all this crazy Convenience do a lot of things now that you have to see back in the day when we was coming up we we listened right we used to listen to Richard Pryor we listened to Bill Cosby we listened to Red Fox Kids and I'm on the hood kids thought I was crazy because I used to listen to Milton Berle because Milton was quick he was
Starting point is 00:40:38 witty and he'll sit there like he'll just laugh and laugh and on the roast but then when it's time for him to roast right he will bring the noise is it now you look at a lot of comedian now a lot of theirs are skit based yeah yeah you the old comedian you guys don't really do skits no you just you just you just you just bring it from from the top we're gonna make it funny man just like i do a joke about when they give away food at the mall on two pick yeah. Yeah. Right? And I keep walking past the lady. You know, I did walk past about 12 times. She said, how many of you been here? I said, lady, shut up.
Starting point is 00:41:09 The food is free. You know what I'm saying? Right. You know, you giving the food away, it doesn't matter who gets it. Right. But people can relate to that because they know every time you're in the mall, they got the little bourbon chicken up or something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:20 You go by. Yeah. And I just walked by and then came down, making a different face like I'm somebody else, making a different face like I'm somebody else. They said, you've they said you've been here don't worry about it. It's right. It's free. So That's kind of stuff. I like you mentioned Steve When you went to the Apollo and he was the host Yeah, and Steve I've talked to have a lot of comedians all and everybody speak at this man in glowing terms Of how he's helped them
Starting point is 00:41:44 Quake talked about how he said look Quake on the comedy club he has Steve Harvey and blah blah blah and the ticket sales weren't what they're supposed to be right he's a Steve told me give everybody their money back this is what we gonna do in the morning so they read on the radio show the next morning brought everybody donuts and coffee and they promoted the show mm-hmm uh said the entertainer mm-hmm told us a Steve got me on TV says I want this guy right here he's a buddy of mine did did Steve
Starting point is 00:42:09 partake any wisdom what what is what a statement made answer yes sir let me tell you and Steve was straight up I mean it wasn't it was straight no chase yeah and I never forget I went to the Apollo and Steve say this is all I want you to do he said when people come out and see you, give them something back. And he said, I want you to start dressing in suits. He said, you're a big dude. He said, you look good in suits. And I had on some Sean John sweatshirts.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Yeah. He said, man, that stuff right there good when you're traveling. Right. He said, you get on a plane, you go into another city. Right, right. You can be comfortable. He said, but on stage? He said, no.
Starting point is 00:42:44 That's why I started wearing suits. And he took me up in his dressing room. He showed me the suits he had, the gaiters he had on the floor. Right. I said, well,
Starting point is 00:42:51 I guess I can. And I was like, I ain't going to wear no suits on stage. You know what I'm saying? And he said, just do it. And I kept listening to him, listening to him.
Starting point is 00:43:01 And I did it, and it just changed my whole life. Right. And he always gave you a wisdom on how you should do how you should dress how you should handle yourself in public right and Steve always kept good dudes around yeah you know yeah like he got a bodyguard named boomerang that's been with him for years and years and boom like hey man just listen what
Starting point is 00:43:21 he got to say and everything you got so I'm gonna do it when I did it it just changed my whole life right so I gotta give big ups to Steve man you know I call him on Steve and he knows what he's talking about and it's proven facts now because Steve can really do more than that on family feud but he can't do that much of some say his face will tell you everything what do you think I want to say you you don't say cuz people say some stupid stuff on the easy even like what he just put family few and have not been the same since the no start hosting that right yeah when you got your your first big money what did you splurge on you know I like call Shannon right you know I'm saying and I love Buick's okay I collect OB I got a collection of you I got a bunch of calls okay and I got that grand national Okay. I collect old Buicks. I got a collection of Buicks. I got a bunch of cars. Okay. And I got...
Starting point is 00:44:06 You got a Grand National? Yeah. Yeah, I had. I got rid of... But I got a 63 Rivera. Okay. I got a 60 Riviera. I got a 69 Riviera.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I got a 70 Riviera. Okay. I got a 70 Wildcat convertible. I got a 68 Skylark convertible. I got a 68 Skylark hardtop. I got a Deuce and a quarter. 68 Deuce and a quarter. Ah, everybody with a Deuce and a quarter.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Oh, Jesus. You can't drive that. You crank it up. You out of half. You have a tank. Hey, the Deuce in a quarter, 6'8", Deuce in a quarter. Ah, everybody with a Deuce in a quarter. Oh, these are strong. You can't drive that. You crank it up, you out of half. You have a tank. Hey, the Deuce in a quarter, the seat's so big, like you're sitting on a sofa. Yeah, yeah. You know, you come over here.
Starting point is 00:44:34 To the old, they don't know about that Lexus 225. Oh, my god. They call it a Deuce in a quarter. Yeah. Deuce in, my granddaddy said, Deuce in one quarter. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But I got, these cars are fully restored.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Right. And I keep them. And people don't even know I have them But it's for my pleasure right, you know I'm saying right and um Is that something that you always wanted always wanted my great-a use tables and look at bar you get your car get your building Yeah, it's your beauty better by the way You're an old player my great-a ever black like the ace of spades with Roy you blue eyes Yeah, no saying and we didn't know he was a player until he died because about 20 children
Starting point is 00:45:05 showed up. Oh, that my daddy, that my daddy, that my daddy. My grandmother sitting there with that purse. You know how they had
Starting point is 00:45:12 that purse strapped up? Right, yeah, yeah. That's the clothes in the middle. You all remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was a player. He was about 6'5",
Starting point is 00:45:20 good looking Joe. But he was my man, though. How competitive is the comedy business now? Are there any backstabbing going on? Not that I know of, because I don't participate. Right. I come in, I do a job. Are you friends with any of them?
Starting point is 00:45:38 Oh, yeah. Friends with all of them. I'm friends with everybody. Everybody used to always try to say me and Lavelle Crawford had beef. We never had beef. Never had beef. We never had beef. Right. Never had beef. And one time he got mad about something and he commented on social media. So I ended up seeing him in Vegas and I was doing the Shack All-Star.
Starting point is 00:45:54 And they said, Lavelle, that's a 10 to come here. And he walked in and said, what's up, man? I said, look, pull out your phone. He pulled out his phone. I said, put my number in your phone. And he put his number in. I said, now, if you ever have a problem, just call. Right. I said, because people blow your phone and he put his number in I said now if you ever have a problem just call Right, I said those people blow stuff out of proportion right and I say none of this is true
Starting point is 00:46:10 I said so just calm and ever since then we've been tight as a draw Titles dry he funny. Yeah, hey Hey, man, oh, yeah He funny though, oh yeah, he's butler. He's funny, though. Oh, my God. He's funny, man. He's very funny. Let me ask you a question. If I say, Bruce, I need you to give me your Mount Rushmore comedian. Okay, I'm going to let you go because I think it's a little bit difficult because, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:36 you got the old era. So I'm going to let you do the old era, and I'm going to let you do this gen. So if I give you Mount Rushmore, the old school, who are you going to put on that? Maybe Richard Pryor. P Red Fox because because Milton Berle no That's all you get you get for my mate. Oh, no, you don't get both. That's my first. Okay, you get for me. Okay I knew I was school you use good school math. Not that good. Okay. I mean I I didn't change class I just stayed in the room. Yeah I just stayed in the room.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? K through 12. We'll holler at y'all later. Okay, this generation. Who makes me laugh? Tony Roberts. Okay. DC Youngfly.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Okay. Mike Yelps. Okay. And one more. He's not old, but he's not new, but he's old school. It's D.L. Hughley. Yeah. I love D.L., man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, these guys, the comedians now, man, they just... But when you... You're the first guy that came out here, because normally when I have comedians on, I've had quite a few. I think I had about six or seven, right, CJ?
Starting point is 00:47:44 Had about six or seven on. They always talk about Chappelle. How has Chappelle been able to do and go to the heights? He walked away from his show. He said, I just needed a break because I found out they were laughing at me, not with me. And he came back and he's bigger, double, quadruple what he was when he left. Well, Dave Chappelle is very clever, and he's not a dummy. Very smart. Now, the walking away. You can walk away when you got $50 million in the bank.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Right. Okay? Yeah. If you ain't got no money, you ain't walking no way. I don't walk away until I come right back. You can walk to that microphone and say, you know, why did the chicken cross the road? You know what I'm saying? So, I love Dave.
Starting point is 00:48:31 We're good friends. Dave have came and saw many different shows. I've seen Dave. Dave is brilliant. Yeah. And he's brilliant at what he do. The way he can tell a story. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:40 His monologue at Saturday Night Live might have been the greatest monologue I had ever seen on that show. And they was trying to barcode him. I think he did a joke on the gay crew. Yeah, yeah. They was like, we don't want him on that show. And he went on there and just ripped it. He did. He lets nothing bother him.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Yeah. If he do, he never let us know. Because they can't take anything that's important from him. Not at all. Because he walked away, like you said, he walked away from $50 million. Oh, yeah. And if he does the show, it's going to sell out in five minutes anyway. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:49:12 So everything that you could possibly take, you could take Hollywood, he don't want it. That's right. He had it, and he walked away from it. He walked away from $50 million, but he also had $50 million in the bank. So it's easy to come back. It's easy to go, If you got 50 million, you could be like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:49:26 Fuck this. Right. You know what I'm saying? And he was just winning regroup and got himself together. Right. But it's just like LeBron James.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Right. I met LeBron when he was 17 when he was in high school. But if something is bothering LeBron, you don't know it. No. He never show it.
Starting point is 00:49:41 He doesn't. He doesn't. I'm sure at home. Yeah. I'm sure at home his wife see him break down and why, why, why. But in the public, LeBron, he don't even phase it. Right. And I'm a LeBron James fan.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Die hard. Me too. Die hard. They're going to talk about him. He's played the whole 48 minutes and hit 40 points. He can't do it by himself. Right. AD just didn't show up.
Starting point is 00:50:04 I think he needs to trim it a little bit. If he trimmed that eyebrow. Just a little bit? Just a little bit. He can't do it by himself. Right. AD just didn't show up. I think he needs to trim it a little bit. If he trim that eyebrow right now. Just a little bit? Just a little bit. Then he can separate it. His eyes open up. I hope he don't get
Starting point is 00:50:13 a wee back there. I want him to see this. I look at the comedians and it started way back. You look at Cosby, did TV. You look at Red Fog. You saw Pryor.
Starting point is 00:50:24 You see all the top comedians do television said that attain a deep deal Hugh Blythe Steve Harvey a lot of them guys what is it do you think your weight held you back I think so that's a very good because I think so because people think you can't do it yet but you have to we have to prove ourselves. Right. We have to prove ourselves. It's like black people. We have to be overqualified to do a job. To get the marginal job.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Right. And I think it have, and I think people are scared now. Oh, I hope he don't fall out on stage. But what about the skinny people falling out on stage? Right. You know what I'm saying? But I'm going to create my own. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:01 And I'm going to make my own. Right. Because I saw you. I mean, you've been The Wash with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. And when I did that movie, let me tell you, I was so scared. I didn't know what to do. That was my first movie. Didn't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:51:17 But I wanted to be more agile in that movie. Snoop was like, let him do it. I wanted to roll on the ground like I was Supercop. You know what I'm saying? Right. But they kind of just, no, we don't want to do that. But Snoop and Dre was like, let him do it, man. Let it be him. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:30 But I was very nervous when I did that move. And if I ever get a chance to do it again, I'm going to rip it. I'm going to rip it. You look at, I'm talking about commercial stars that's become, I'm talking about like a Kevin Hart. Yeah. I mean, Kay Hart is. He the man. And I can remember he was getting to quit He was getting to a point. He said man. Nothing is happening for me
Starting point is 00:51:52 I say a lot of time it don't happen on your time, right? I say just hanging that it's gonna happen right boy, right and probably within the next year. He just popped He just blew up. But but he deserved care. Yes big guy. He he deserved it. Kevin's a good guy. He's a hard worker. He's a great guy. Chris Rock, the special. What did you think about it? I like it, man.
Starting point is 00:52:11 I didn't like they cut out the part with Will. They showed it the very first time. But then afterwards, they cut the part out with Will. They should let him tell the story. It happened. It happened. The whole world saw it. It's kind of like they banned any books.
Starting point is 00:52:25 They don't want to tell the history. It happened. It happened. That's right. It happened. It happened. The whole world saw it. It's kind of like they banned any books. Yeah. They don't want to tear out a history. It happened. It happened. That's right. It happened. Because you cut it out, don't mean it didn't happen. I had a friend in Europe come and say, did he just slap him? Right.
Starting point is 00:52:36 On stage? Because they saw it first. The time difference. He said, did he just? I said, yeah, it just happened. Show it. Let him talk about it. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:44 And I think Will will come around. Right. I think he's going to come around and apologize. When you got a woman that don't really like you, you got to. God, hold on. Tell me, you're not the first man to said this. I'm on that. I don't think she does.
Starting point is 00:53:03 What the hell? How they going to be married all these years? At some point in time you get- I think she like the lifestyle. Now who's she going to marry with that much money? Oprah? Oprah ain't going to have her. You understand what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:53:13 I mean, and then she's mean. Is she? Well, I don't know anything about it, so I'm just taking- Well, I don't know anything about it. I can just see it in her face. For her to sit there. See, a real woman would have said, hey, don't get up and do that. Don't you miss this money? No, no, don't get up and do that.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Talk to him after the show. Right. She wanted him to go up there and do that. You know what I'm saying? And he did it. And then he yells out, keep my wife's name. You should have been talking to your wife when she be messing with your young boy. Did I bring that up? I didn't mean to.
Starting point is 00:53:43 You brought it up. Yes, I did. I brought it up. I won't be caring. Yeah, you brought it up. Yes, I did. I brought it up. I won't be carrying a word. Oh, he might send for you. He can't slap me, though. I'm telling you. I'll put him in the figure four. First off, I will Ric Flair him.
Starting point is 00:53:53 I hit him in the ass. You know, Ric Flair. When he do that, I'm going to the figure four. I'm going to the fair. Would you write jokes for another comedian? sir i'm actually good at that um what if you give somebody a joke that you like damn i should have kept that for myself yeah no i just i would do that i don't know if you remember a comedian by the name of small fry you remember her well she she's she used to be on the road me years ago and i used to write for her
Starting point is 00:54:21 right she young and she was she used to look so innocent like a little girl right and um I wrote a joke for her and um it was about she said she was at church and the preacher told her he's gonna pray for her and she said he said put your hands up and um he said God got something in store for you and she said you know he didn't tell me what store it was in you know because she right she didn't realize that he he was talking about it a spiritual way right says he didn't tell me what store was in and I used to write listen cuz she looks so innocent right she didn't need to do no hardcore joke right I need to do little simple right open and they were good for in the church right when she did the church cuz I like the church people's the easy people make laugh yeah the easiest people in the world you know can just say, you know, Lord, they just scream.
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Starting point is 00:58:08 as much but she you know she's doing the TV show right doing very well but Cheryl's a monster on the stage yeah she's a monster so I like some more some more but so what is what is it about her what is about her comedy that seems to be most people say well it comes to female comics right now. She's worse at. Well, the thing with Samore, she doesn't. Most female comedians bash men. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:34 They bash them. Right. Talk about them sexually. She don't really go there. Right. She do totally different stuff. And Samore stays in her lane. You don't notice.
Starting point is 00:58:44 You don't hear anything about some more doing crazy stuff right and she stays in her lane and she stay focused and i've been oh yeah i've been on tour with her since january we just ended in right may and let me tell you man she's top notch right she's top notch man and i've been doing some more for years and years and her husband keep everything in place, right? She's really focused and she's really good at what she do. What's your favorite city to tour? Oh my god I bought your but Houston, Texas. Let me tell you something they come out Houston come out in Detroit Right Detroit. I don't care rain sleet or snow
Starting point is 00:59:21 Detroit is coming out right and they and one thing about Detroit, if you're good, you're good. If you're not, they're going to let you know. Right. They're going to let you know. But they come out. I mean, it could be a blizzard. It will sell out. Right.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Yeah. So what's some of the wildest stories you can tell us about being on the road? I tell you, I was in Flint, Michigan one time. And I'm on stage. As a matter of fact, it was Valentine's weekend. It's cold. So cold. Ooh, I see the statue with a coat on that that's cold yeah when you see a statue with a coat on yeah and it's trembling but I was on stage I had to do like off 45 minutes to an hour and shows packed and I had did
Starting point is 01:00:02 like 45 minutes I'm here to wrap it up and his dudes was drunk and frown that dude make you ain't funny I said man actually I'm very funny I said because everybody's you know would see me and it's very fun and this dude jumps on stage so I'm looking at the security off the stage security this way I'm looking they laugh they laugh I said no I'm had to handle this myself so we jump on stairs look now you don't jump on stage I say the security ain't gonna do that. I'm at handy myself. I said I can't have you no problem Oh what you gonna do by the time security came?
Starting point is 01:00:33 So this do they did the show the promoter kept are stressing that I do this after party and that's something I don't like to do I'm already after part of it go to hotel pray. You know do I can Go to this after party. I said, I'm going to stay about 30 minutes. So I was telling these securities about how this dude jumped on stage. Now these boys played for Alabama, Michigan, they about 6'6", 6'10", you know what I'm saying? Hands bigger. He wanted to do something, let you know right now, he coming here.
Starting point is 01:01:01 We going to let him have it. You know what I'm saying? Right. And I said, well, I ain't trying to get nobody beat up and I said he jumped on stage like he wanted five minutes I'm telling you if he come in here We got Man, we just did not talk and I'm sitting I looks down the door here come to do coming in with his three friends I told screen I say man. That's the dude that was a shoulder jump don't stage on me
Starting point is 01:01:23 So he say if he said one word i'm gonna knock him smooth out and it was snow on the ground and everything and uh the dude walked in and spotted me he's oh here this motherfucker is right here that's christian boom bust him dead in the face i'm talking about before i can even say they just put him outside on my they drugged my side he was laying there like this on the ground on that side i just got the car left so you know i don't see some crazy stuff man we see the health care with jamie and i don't know how well you've been on jamie fox he's got a health care right now dealing with some things hopefully with jamie we're sure speedy recovery yes back on your feet soon what do you do are you afraid i mean it's we don't know what really happened but do you I mean
Starting point is 01:02:07 you're on the road nine months you're doing you know three four or five shows a week oh yeah yeah that's something I enjoy it keeps me alive and I have to give Jamie I have to commend him for not letting everybody know what's wrong with him right because it's not good to let everybody know what's wrong with you right because people talk against you and talk is real yeah whatever come out your mouth is real right so i'm probably talking yeah i'm glad they're keeping it closed on my well no one can know what just let them keep guessing right you know what i'm saying just let them keep guessing but big ups to jay mike's hang with him back in the day when he's come to the comedy act yeah in the atlanta to take him to the hood malls. He wanted to go to Green Bride
Starting point is 01:02:48 Green Bride, man. You know what I'm saying? He wanted to go to West End. I used to take him. North DeKalb. Oh, yeah, but he's uh, big ups to him, man. He's a great guy and I'm a fan of Jamie Foxx. Yeah, I really am. He's so talented. He turned into Ray Charles. Yes. I mean when he did Ray, when he did the, like Ray would do. I think, you know what? You take the baseball team. I buy my own new uniforms. Right.
Starting point is 01:03:12 You know, he turned into Ray. And then when he came with Django. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. I mean, Django was the best movie. And Samuel Jackson, I loved him. He should have won. He should have won Oscar for that.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Oh, my God. If he ain't going to win no Oscar for that, if he ain't gonna win no Oscar for that he ain't gonna win no Oscar Samuel say they didn't come here for no Mandingo they come for that gal let me say it to you yeah he say thank you Steven you're welcome Calvin yeah and he sipped on that cognac remember that yeah he said it was a snake he would have bit me Samuel Jackson was excellent in that movie he was excellent what about food on tour I mean you what what do you when you go to promote what do you tell the promoter Bruce this is in my writer baked fish baked baked grilled fish okay a wild rice uh green best for mixed vegetables um and coin and we do our water I do know so that I ain't drunk so in 20
Starting point is 01:04:04 years right you know and I do have Henness. I do no soda. I haven't drunk a soda in 20 years. Right. You know, and I do have Hennessy there for my guys because I don't drink. No, there ain't going to be nothing no more. Just what you need to have right there. Right here? Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 01:04:12 All right. That's what you need to have right there. Okay. But if I give them that, they'll drink it. I know they will. Yeah, they're supposed to drink it. But they're killing Hennessy. Like, one dude say it tastes like grape juice.
Starting point is 01:04:22 I'm like, wait a minute. This Hennessy don't taste like grape juice. This is nice and smooth. Ain't going to give you the burn going down. Yeah, yeah, I think yeah, I stopped drinking years ago Did you yeah my baby boy was born? I stopped drinking. He's 39 And my baby girl is 37 oldest son 42 You you got it early. I would lay in a down bar Yeah, oh boy when I put the hump in my back when I got through, the hump was in my back. Yeah!
Starting point is 01:04:48 I had to go do it again to get my hump back. Right. You know what I'm talking about? Right. So, have you ever had a promoter you said, okay, you're going to do this set, you know, you're going to 30 minutes, 45 minutes, and then the promoter try to sniff you? Oh, my God. Right.
Starting point is 01:05:03 But you're getting close to home. Let me tell you something. Did a show in Atlanta, Georgia, Civic Center. You know what Civic Center you. Oh, my God. Right. But you're getting close to home. Let me tell you something. Did a show in Atlanta, Georgia, Civic Center. You know what Civic Center is. Yeah, I know it is. You've been there. And the promoter, he kind of worked me a little bit. On Fremont.
Starting point is 01:05:14 All right. So he wanted me to do this radio, that radio. I have no problem because I know how to do radio. Right. So the show sold out. The Civic Center don't sleep at like 4,500. Right. Sold out. The series isn't on seat, but like 4,500. Right. Sold out.
Starting point is 01:05:25 So when it's time to settle, he brings the paperwork out and says, your people made a mistake on the payout. I say, impossible. I said, I'd have never been at this show tonight if they made a mistake. He looked me dead in my eyes. He said, personally, I do not think you're worth the money to ask him. I said, really? I said, it's really funny because your shows are sold out. I said, I've been doing it.
Starting point is 01:05:54 The show was on a Saturday. I said, I've been doing radio all day Thursday for you and all day Friday to sell your shows out. He tried to give me less than what I. What did he ask you? What did he agree to pay you? I said, look, I'm not the man to argue with you and I like that I suppose two things gonna happen you gonna give it to me now are you gonna get it to me later but you gonna give it to me right you don't say and I call my people and they like Bruce
Starting point is 01:06:15 he is totally lying everything he end up paying me the money later but the the crazy thing he called back to try to book me on another show And all money good money. I said, thank you, but no, thank you good. I said I'm not worth the money remember Wow, yeah, so I've been there I had guys to pay me and they said man that go you check right there on the table That's that's that that needs a bad taste in my mouth. Why you didn't give it to me? And when I got into the bag, to the bank, it was fake. It was a fake cashier check. So how'd you get your money back?
Starting point is 01:06:50 We had to get a lawyer and get it back. We got the money back, but he could never say, hey, I gave it to him. And he left it on the table so I can get it myself. Right. It's all kind of slick stuff. I don't know if you heard T.I. I haven't really heard a whole lot of T.I., but T.I. T.I., everybody know he's the king of this. He calls himself the king of the South. I love T.I. I haven't really heard a whole lot of T.I., but T.I. T.I., everybody know he's the king of this.
Starting point is 01:07:06 He calls himself the king of the South. I love T.I. He's been on the show. How difficult is it what he's doing? He's really good at one thing, and he branches off into your world. Okay. I did City Winery in Atlanta last year, first time. They never did comedy there, and I sold the whole show.
Starting point is 01:07:28 I did five shows, sold them out. And T.I. came down and did some time. Right. And he wanted me to critique his set. And I watched him. I told him, you're good, but you're going to get better the more you're on stage. And he's actually doing very well. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:44 He's doing very well. But when it comes to rapping, T.I. the man.'re on stage. And he's actually doing very well. He's doing very well. But when it comes to rapping, T.I. the man. Right. Yeah, I mean, he the man. What advice you give me? I'm thinking about trying to do a little. Well, you need me, just help me.
Starting point is 01:07:55 You know, you my dog, I help you do anything. All right, man. You don't wanna do no comedy? I thought about it. I thought about it, I really did. You can. I mean, you good looking too, built too. Dog! Girls going like, hey, I ain't want to do no comedy. I thought about it. I thought about it. I really did. You can. I mean, you good looking too, built too. Ah!
Starting point is 01:08:07 Girls going like, hey, I ain't that. Because, you know, one thing I want all young guys to know, I tell my nephew this all the time. It ain't nothing to it. Right. It ain't nothing to it. The women, if they like you, it's a done deal. Right. But if they don't like you, you're not getting it.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Right. And I used to hear my cousin say all the time, I used to mess with her. I'd be on my body. I'd say, oh, you finna go get him some. She's like, I don't like him like that. not getting it. And I used to hear my cousin say all the time, I used to mess with her. I'd be on my bike. I'd say, oh, you finna go get him some. She's like, I don't like him like that. Now I know what she's talking about. You know what I'm saying? So we got to understand a lot of women live a life that they can't even afford.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Right. You know what I'm saying? They need a man to buy them. To supplement them. You know, and they look good, but that's the life you got to live all the time. Shannon, when I'm out, I'm just like this, messing with my cars. I don't do no work. I got a mechanic.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Right, right, right. I see my mechanic. Call me the super power. Right. You the super power. You know what I'm saying? But I just enjoy it, and that's where my joy comes from. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Yeah, but. If you could go back, what is one thing, what would you do over again? If you could go back and say, you know what, go back to a 24-year-old Bruce Bruce. I mean, I'll tell you what I'd do. If I could go back around 18, I would continue to be working out and not stopping and continue and look like you, you know, and, you know, been a model. Bruce. Been modeling underwear for Sears or maybe JCPenney.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Bruce, you about to have 10 kids. Oh, my God, yeah. And I did want 10, but I didn't want them by their wife. Woo, woo. Good God. I was married to the devil's little sister. Did you hear me?
Starting point is 01:09:32 Good God. But I see you got one on your finger. You married again. Yeah. So it didn't taint you. It didn't sour the taste of your mouth. But you got to understand, I stayed divorced like 25 years.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Right. You know what I'm saying? And the one I got now, ooh, she just fashioned. Ooh, I like this. Ooh, here's what you got. Ooh. would have tasted I say divorce like 25 years right you know I'm saying and the one I got now who she just fashion oh I like this whoo yeah what you go whoo whoo she see close who are you again I'm hit you right in the mouth we be the mall food like everything you know everything but don't want to pay for that right oh she get it a county move right to the right. She sit up there and slide to the right. I said, you need to slide right back to the left.
Starting point is 01:10:06 I ain't playing. But, you know, you know. So how was it raising three kids? Well, it was the best thing I ever did in my life because I was young and my kids was young. Right. And I always was with my kids. Right. So it's almost like I was raising my sisters and my brother
Starting point is 01:10:26 Right and but I kept disciplining but I didn't let anybody keep my kids if it wasn't my mama Her mama me or her nobody to keep right? They are they was you you say something like you look at you like you crazy They'll speak but let me hold it baby. I know They know they know not to go nobody and they knew and I didn't trust church members because church members don't tell you everything because they keep crazy people at their house that you never see the Easter
Starting point is 01:10:52 you ain't got a son that's probably 36 years old with some baby shoes on and he got a living room table Bible Easter Sunday hey my name's Junior you be like who is that where have he been and your little girl be like I told you there's Where have you been? And your little girl would be like, I told you. It's somebody crazy in the basement.
Starting point is 01:11:08 So church members don't tell you everything. Right. And you can't not leave your kids with everybody, man. Right. And I just refused to do it, man. And I used to go, I used to be in a holiness church, you know. Right. And the preacher, you know, we was all close.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Man, I want you to come and try. I said, well, is it me or her? I'm not letting nobody keep my kids. Right. you know and he it took him a long time to understand that but I didn't trust nobody right you know I and my kids are great kids man my daughter is one of the best mothers I've ever seen she got three kids and her kids are super smart and she just a great mother and I tell her that because we're so quick to bash our children. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Do something stupid. You're so stupid. And I'll be like, I call her one night. I said, I just called to tell you something. She said, what's up, Daddy? I said, you know, you're the best mother I've ever seen. And she almost went into tears. She said, thank you, Daddy.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Because you have to let people know. Right. You know, whether it's good or bad, you have to let them know. And she does a great job with kids, man. Sports. You did the Shaq all-star comedy you you like you like roasting athlete you like roasting famous I do man you know and I like Shaq man but I like him because uh Shaq has a good sense of humor himself yes and he's like a big kid
Starting point is 01:12:18 and and I the most thing I like about Shaq he will help anybody yeah you know I'm saying and he's able he's able to do it but he don't mind doing right you're not seeing the master little boy he said you want to advise he was in Walmart and the bossy yeah he said now go ask your mama can you have and Lebo he said this guy won't buy he said he can get it if he wants it you know say I love it about him right he's just good person he gonna last forever what I'm saying? Right. I love it about him, man. Right. He's just good person. And he going to last forever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:47 And whenever you take, whenever you give. Right. Whenever you give, you're going to get it back. Right. You're going to get it back. You and I were talking off camera about Freak Nick. Freak Nick. You know the documentary, there's supposed to be a documentary coming out about Freak Nick.
Starting point is 01:13:01 What is your recollection of Freak Nick? I've seen it all, man. But, you know, I don't know why these mothers are going to be so ashamed of what they did when they were younger. That's in your past. Right. You know what I'm saying? But I know some of them did some crazy. Let me tell you, Freak Nick was so crazy, Shannon.
Starting point is 01:13:19 I used to see girls on the back of a pickup truck. This guy had a pickup truck here. Three girls on the back. They had on long t-shirts with no underwear. No bra. Okay quite natural dudes Hey, man, some girls on pickup truck with no draw though, you know, everybody had the cameras and and They said red light cuz it's packed the streets are packed. Yeah, damn panic. Yeah, dude. He got his video camera Say baby, you know, you got no parents on let me see that thing You know say she's like, oh no you like, you ain't got no panties on. Let me see that thing. You know what I'm saying? She's like, I don't know. You like that.
Starting point is 01:13:45 And then they on the back of the pickup truck. He's standing there. And she's like, just let me see. He said, you ain't got no problem. Let me see. You got that. You must want to show it. You know, well, all right.
Starting point is 01:13:53 She kind of showed a little bit, something like that. What was your favorite club in the 90s? Oh, my goodness. I didn't do too much clubbing, but, you know, I used to run a club called Club 559. Two-billet minimum. Oh, my God. You know, we, we, we but you know, I used to run a club called Club 559. Two-billet minimum. Oh, my God. You know, we— What about Crow's Nest?
Starting point is 01:14:09 You know, Crow's Nest was a joy, man. I used to go to Crow's Nest, and I knew— 112? 112. 112. You don't remember Cisco's and Marco's, do you? No, I don't. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Club 720. Club Illusions. Yeah, I have with me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're talking about good clubs, man. But I didn't do too much clubbing but I was in them Yeah, I was in the right and and the club in Atlanta scene was this I made my 559 Mr. Jordan. Oh my god. We have we have this compassion with my 800 people, you know, we got
Starting point is 01:14:42 2500 you know, you can't dance, you know. We got 2,500 in there, you know. You can't even dance, you know, the drunkards moving like this. So the fire chief will come in, you know, with his ticket book hidden on the side of his pants. Hey Bruce, how many you think you got in there? I say, I think about 800, you know, I say, well, we let five in and five out. Every time five come out, we let five in.
Starting point is 01:15:00 We got 2,500 people in there, you know. So I say, look, I say, you hungry? You know what I'm saying? Right. He said, well, yeah, I can eat some chicken wings or something. I said, I'll give my girl to fix some lemon pepper with some fries and a beer. And I'm going to tell you how I want nobody to take this, but this is how we used to do our business. And we get in the office, and I had an owner. And I said, hey, man, did you ever send that money to that church that we're supposed to sponsor?
Starting point is 01:15:26 No. He said, no, I didn't send it. I said, i said what church you go to this is why i asked the fire chief he said i go to first baptist church of roswell i said we're gonna give five thousand dollars to this church before they uh acquired to get some robes and stuff right there i said i said i just write the check and you just put the name of your church on that every time time the check come back, his name was on there. But he knew what I was doing. Right. Because he could have wrote me a check for $50,000
Starting point is 01:15:48 that I had to pay. Right. But he hit me like every three months, Bruce, how many do you think you got in there? He looked and I said,
Starting point is 01:15:54 I don't know, about 800. Right. But I knew the game to play. And he'd always say, that's a good man right there. Yeah. Because I knew
Starting point is 01:16:02 what I was doing. Yeah. But you had to play the game. Man, what's that club on Ponce? Ponce Leon. Was it? I remember. It's a strip club.
Starting point is 01:16:11 Was it a strip club or was it Dugan's? No, not Dugan's. Dugan's is where you got the wings. Yeah, the wings. Walked out of the back. You know where the old women be at? On Ponce Leon? Yeah, on Ponce.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Wow. Let me. I can't think of anything right on the tip of my tongue. Because we know we got the famous ones. You know you got Magic. You got Blue Flame. You got Scrokers. You got Nick.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Nick was on Ella Street. You got Body Tap. You got Follies. You got Pink Pony. You got Cheetah. Man, what's the name of that? Was it Gentleman Club? Nah, Gentleman Club.
Starting point is 01:16:44 But they got like an 80-year-old in there. Stripping? Yeah. Man, what's the name of that? Was it Gentleman Club? Nah, Gentleman Club. But they got like an 80-year-old in there. Stripping? Yeah. She ain't got no cane, do she? She got no teeth either. Ain't got no teeth. That's my kind of girl right there.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Yeah. On Ponce Leon. Yes. Google that right quick for me, CJ. You don't mind, do you, CJ? Oh, you said the name off. It's on Ponce. Ponce Leon. Gentleman Club on Ponce. your man do you see J I can't it's all it's all parts possibly on gentlemen club on parts yeah you oh you know what I'm talking about don't you he know exactly what I'm talking about either bed now I'm gonna I had to see if I had
Starting point is 01:17:17 to had this Claremont Lounge Claremont yes yeah you know that way he never told me yes he did you heard what he said to me. He whispered to CJ, he ain't want you to hear it, Bruce. It used to be a whole table. The Claremont. He whispered it. Yeah. I mean, he ain't never told me that, baby.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Bruce, you are real popular with the rappers. Yeah. Too Short put you in a song. Remember Magic City before Freak Nate, before Police started? Yeah. Get all weak. All the big girls get loose with it. All the skinny girls let Bruce.
Starting point is 01:17:53 Bruce hit it. Yes, sir. Biggie had a song. It hypnotized. It said, Bruce, Bruce, who do something to us, talk goes through us. Girls want to do us, screw us, who? Me, Poppy, and Puff. That was Biggie, rest in peace. Yeah. and i met him in jacksonville florida right and i was on stage messing with the
Starting point is 01:18:11 crowd as usual and he said this dude is funny man this was funny and he told me so i'm gonna put you down and you know you don't think nothing of it right you know what i'm saying we hear the song and it was biggie why have you become such a cultural hit with the rappers? Because people love me. And then I know them. And I'm friends with, like, Outkast. Outkast, let me tell you, Outkast put me on the map. If I tell anybody anything different, I'd be lying.
Starting point is 01:18:37 When we did So Fresh and So Clean, I did a video with them. And I'm going across stage with the lavender suit on and everything, not knowing what this video was going to do me but when I when they call me for the video my man's like how much we're gonna charge them I said absolutely nothing I said he said why I said because first of all I know them that's the second of all they're hot they're gonna show this video every day for the next six months ten times a day right I said trust me when I tell you we're gonna get paid Probably not up front, but on the back end we're gonna get paid and when out when I did that for outcasts
Starting point is 01:19:12 It was the best thing I ever could have did then I end up by me not charging them I did a movie with him called out of our who's your caddy? I had a while was first and then I did I had a while. I mean and who's your daddy and I had a while was first and then I did I had a while. I mean and who's your cat and They put me on the map again, right which was great and I met great people I never hear when I met mr. James Avery to play the Fresh Prince right uncle Oh, but one of the best guys ever met in my entire life friendly and we just kicked it off So good we was joking the whole time but our cast big up to him if they do a Who's your Catty 2,
Starting point is 01:19:45 I want to be there. You there. Yeah, I want to be there. You got anything you want to promote? You got a tour coming up? You got a drink? I didn't want the church to know anything
Starting point is 01:19:51 about the stripping thing. I'm thinking about going back at it. So if you see me out there, I'm letting you know your butt going to be out there. But no, the whole month of
Starting point is 01:19:59 just go on Bruce Bruce, my Instagram, Twitter, Facebook is at my Bruce Bruce, at my Bruce Bruce. And, Twitter, Facebook Is at mybrucebruce At mybrucebruce And tell me your likes and your dislikes Because if some of you dislike, I can fix it Bruce, appreciate it
Starting point is 01:20:14 Thank you man, thanks for your time Hustle paid the price. Won a slice. Got the roll of dice. That's why all my life I've been grinding all my life. All my life. Been grinding all my life. Sacrifice. Hustle paid the price. Won a slice. Got the roll of dice. That's why all my life I've been grinding all my life.
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