Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague calls Ja Morant a real MVP + Not talking to Paul George for months

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 26 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Ja Morant’s return to the Memphis Grizzlies where he hit a game-winner in his first game back. Jeff calls Ja... a true MVP, as the Grizzlies got their swagger back with Ja in the lineup. Teague also tells a crazy story about him and Paul George going nearly 5 months not speaking to each other while playing for the Pacers! The fellas also break down the NBA season so far, and whether the Timberwolves, Nuggets, Thunder, or Clippers will come out of the western conference. 0:00 - Introduction01:00 - Foamposites08:00 - Smush Parker09:20 - Not talking to Paul George14:00 - Clippers look good15:00 - KD mad at the Suns16:45 - Best in the west18:25 - Ja Morant back23:00 - Timberwolves26:00 - Best signature moves29:30 - Best buzzer beater ever31:50 -  SGA vs. PG39:00 - Worst baby daddy on tv40:00 - Christmas recap43:30 - Returning Christmas gifts #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:04 or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, we back. This is the episode of Club 520 Podcast. Mike is making too much fucking noise in the intro. He just felt like he got homes. We starting to hear all petty. He felt like he got homes. Tell the cameraman and the sound man to stop making noise
Starting point is 00:02:23 because he's the nigga that ends the sound. Makes it funnier Amen Y'all crazy as hell man New year same game With me I still got my dog To my left
Starting point is 00:02:31 Be here out there My nigga How you doing today man Cool and nasty You know Shout out to the Black Bottle Boy Shout out to my nigga
Starting point is 00:02:38 PA For blessing the gang With a Bel Air package Appreciate you nasty Aye this is This some new shit Cause I ain't never seen Be here with a hat on Yeah I'm a, Nasty. This is some new shit because I ain't never seen B here with a hat on.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Yeah, I'm a black bottle boy. Shout out to Ricky. That advertisement game crazy. Still to my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Teague. How you doing, man? I'm chilling, bro.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Chilling, bro. You double paired up. You got the 520 hat and a 520. Only exclusive for me. One-on-one. It's a one-on-one for sure. But nah.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Hey, this dropping this Thursday or Thursday after this? This Thursday. Oh, it's lit. All right. So it ain't the new year yet. So I ain't going to wear. I'm wearing all foams for the first month of the new season, new year. I'm just going to bring foams.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I'm rocking foams again. Damn. So I got some bullshit on today. God bless. Your feet going to be dead. Straight foams. Every episode, foams for a month. Have you ever hooped in foams?
Starting point is 00:03:35 Why would I ever disrespect my toes like that? When you wearing the foam up straight shit, I figure you... Nah, I'm just going to wear them for the podcast. You know I wear the same shoes every day. Shout out to Rondo, man. Rondo used to kill on the foams, man. Shout out to Rondo, man. Rondo used to kill on the phones, man. Shout out to Mike Bibby.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Little original joints. I opened a pair for like two games, and I was like, yeah, this is stupid. Like, niggas really dying over this shit. You can't even move in them shoes. That's the only shoe you can't even like fucking bend. You can't crease that shoe. Markeith Morris wore them for years.
Starting point is 00:04:03 I don't know how he did that. I still got my all did that. He fits. I still got my all red joints. He fits the criteria. Facts. The all red foam posits? Mm-hmm. The all black ones is fire.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah. They will be worn on the show. But all black foam posits, you probably might rob that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Luckily, this show's All the all black foams
Starting point is 00:04:19 worse than the all black forces? Oh, yeah. That's a different level. Fuck no. The all black forces are way worse than the all black fo forces? Oh, yeah. That's a different level. Fuck no. The all-black forces are way worse than the all-black phones. Watch your mouth.
Starting point is 00:04:28 If you got the all-black phones on, you a high-end robber. Like, you ain't just hitting little petty shit. Nah. You probably hitting some... So he a petty thief? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:36 He hitting the checking cash. Oh, no. The white license count I'm a bank robber. I'm going to chase. That turned me into a real scammer. For sure.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I'm more like, you know... He checking the cash. I'm going to chase. Nah, nah A real scammer For sure I'm more like You know He checking the cash I'm going to chase Nah nah nah Scammers like the past Just T.D. Jakes Without the extracurricular
Starting point is 00:04:51 Oh lord T.D. is definitely A black bottom boy He just addressed that About niggas like you In his last Look at him tell him What he said
Starting point is 00:04:59 When he went to the pool piece And I would never Disrespect my pool pick And You already did You already did So I would never Add my pool pit. You already did. You already did. So I would never address it.
Starting point is 00:05:08 That boy called himself a power bottle. What did he call it? A power bottle. A real PB. The real power bottle. What happened to T.D. Jakes,
Starting point is 00:05:18 bro? He was being cracked? He was what? Allegedly. What'd he do? Getting cracked, nigga. We ain't talking about eggs.
Starting point is 00:05:25 On a pool pitch? Him and Diddy. I don't know the arena. Probably in that baptismal pool, nigga. We're fucking thrashing it. That's crazy. They call them bottoms and tops, but you call that,
Starting point is 00:05:36 motherfucker put power before that? It's one thing to be a forward, nigga. When you a power forward. Nigga, Paul George is a forward, nigga. Ben Wallace is a power forward nigga Paul George is a forward nigga Ben Wallace is a power forward nigga what
Starting point is 00:05:50 that's what they said you ain't gonna make Ben Wallace TD Jakeson listen I didn't know what they was talking about but I seen TD Jakeson
Starting point is 00:05:56 I'm not gonna address this bull my niggas always lie you know what I'm not gonna address that right here cause this is too good
Starting point is 00:06:04 of a place who bitch step down and tell us because that's a wild shit for you to just let go after. Or just go live, bitch. Man, kill Creflo. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Oh, man, what's the other nigga that end up getting AIDS? He end up dying. Damn. Damn. My YouTube people going to fuck with me. He was a preacher. Damn. Damn. My YouTube people gonna fuck with me. He was a preacher? Find that pastor in Atlanta and they're touching
Starting point is 00:06:29 them boys. Who was the nigga who had the Under Armour on? Fondie, Mike. Him. Eddie Long. Eddie Long died? Yeah. Eddie Long ain't dead. He been dead. Eddie Long died. Eddie Long dead. Yeah. Eddie Long. Yep. dead Yeah Eddie Long Yep
Starting point is 00:06:45 On my mama He dead Eddie Long He dead Aye when he When he sent that nigga The picture in the under armor Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:52 That's when I knew That he wasn't going up But he died Cause ain't no nigga That nigga had an under armor Sleeveless shirt with the dental Who had the worst photo Him
Starting point is 00:07:01 Or uh Al Sharpton Shout out to Al. We ain't going to put them niggas in the same tax bracket. Al Sharpton? Fuck him. I don't know. He hit the angle.
Starting point is 00:07:12 That nigga said. Al was doing that for the bitches. No, he wasn't. And he was doing that for the boys. Absolutely. Who was Al Sharpton, bitches? Hey, that's crazy. Louise put the picture up. I thought that was Shannon Sharpe. Who would outstrip them, bitches? Hey, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I didn't even know that Louise put the picture up. I thought that was Shannon's shirt. Compare Shannon's shirt to Eddie Long's and Larry's. Don't edit it out. Louise, keep it. Look what we have on the muscle shirts, bro. That's crazy. Man, he had to sleep Don't edit it out Luis D. Niggas be having Under muscle shirts
Starting point is 00:07:47 Bro that's crazy Man he had The sleeveless Under armor shirt With the denim That is disgusting Have you ever Took a selfie
Starting point is 00:07:54 And sent it to a swim Yeah Everybody took a selfie Before I ain't really Took a selfie I've never took a selfie And sent it to a girl
Starting point is 00:08:02 Yeah I ain't talking about One sending a boy through the mail. We got to correct one thing. The nigga died of cancer. Eddie Long. He died of cancer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:11 That's allegedly. He died of cancer, bro. He probably had both. Eddie Long died of cancer. Sorry, bro. Allegedly. Respect. There was rumors.
Starting point is 00:08:21 For real? There were rumors. I don't know. He for sure had cancer. Okay. What's the name of He for sure had cancer. Okay. What's the name of it? Everything else was a rumor. What's the name of it?
Starting point is 00:08:28 What's the name of it? I don't know. Thank you for clearing that up for us. Come on, man. I don't know if he had cancer yet. That's funny. Nah, man. I just, I ain't never sent no picture to a girl.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Just like, here, here's me. Yeah. Selfies is crazy, bro. Like, I'm not even comfortable taking pictures anyway. Like, I don't like taking pictures So I couldn't even Take a selfie Yeah I don't either
Starting point is 00:08:48 Shout out to your IG page Yeah like People always say bro All you post is reels I be like bro I don't take pictures bro I'm at work It's my work
Starting point is 00:08:57 Even if we did Like taking them here Ain't like we ever get them anyway Oh shots Shout out to our We can make a fucking collage I mean. How many pictures we
Starting point is 00:09:06 don't got? He's standing around walking around his roof. And we still don't get a picture.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I'm about to airdrop him right now. Right now I'm about to airdrop him. Turn your phone off.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Got him G-Fuck. I said it. Content we never see. Yeah, this nigga
Starting point is 00:09:23 done laid down on his stomach in Jeff G I'ma tell you wait a minute that's crazy bro no he didn't
Starting point is 00:09:29 no fuck he didn't no allegedly that was not a fact no no fuck he didn't never never I be here with a hat
Starting point is 00:09:37 going for 30 oh god oh man alright man that Smush Parker interview was funny as hell cause that nigga
Starting point is 00:09:44 said Kobe didn't speak for me for two years. He was sitting right next to me. Kobe out of pocket. Yeah, Kobe fucked up for that. That's crazy. R.P. Bean, bro. Nah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:52 You could have talked to him, bro. You could have said what up. I don't like that Smush just now saying something about it. He said this before. Nah, he said this before. Oh, okay. We just didn't care. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:02 It's just funnier now. Because I'm like, man, why would you just... I didn't know. So I'm like, why would you just say something now to this man? Let this man rest in peace, okay. We just didn't care. Yeah. It's just funnier now. Because I'm like, man, why would you just, I didn't know. So I'm like, why would you just say something now to this man? Let this man rest in peace, bro. But if he already didn't express this before. He expressed this when he was still here, bro. Yeah, Kobe could have. The man just was like, bro, like, how you doing?
Starting point is 00:10:17 Did you watch the game? No, get the fucking work. You don't got enough accolades to talk to me? That's crazy, bro. That's funny. I don't give a fuck who you are, bro. I mean, I always talk so bad to talk to me. That's crazy, bro. That's funny. I don't give a fuck who you are, bro. That's crazy. I mean, I always talk so bad to Kobe that night.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. Man, nigga, you always say something crazy. I know. He probably would have got cut, but. I was going to say. I ought to risk my job that night. Where did Smush go after the Lakers? I'm bringing up everything.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I don't know. Did he hoop after that? I think it was a couple stops, but I don't think it was nowhere consistent. That nigga, did he go to Charlotte? I don't know. I liked Smush Parker, too, when he used to be in the league. I thought he was a couple styles, but I don't think it was nowhere consistent. That nigga, did he go to Charlotte? I don't know. I liked Smush Parker, too, when he used to be in the league. I thought he was nice. Unfortunately for me, he was just punch lines.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Niggas just talk crazy about Smush. I liked him. I don't remember what he did. Just a solid player. That was effective. Thought he had a game. He could hoop. Definitely was athletic, could hoop.
Starting point is 00:11:02 He had handles. Playing with Lakers is probably going to be magnified. So whatever you don't do well. He was on the bad, bad Laker teams, too. Oh, you know, were terrible. Yeah. Shout out to Smush, man. Get well, bro.
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Starting point is 00:14:40 Listen to Against the Rules on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We was like Smush Parker and Kobe. He wouldn't say that shit to me, though. But we was like Smush Parker and Kobe. Going four months is crazy because y'all have to play in the game with each other. Yeah, we did not talk. So did niggas communicate in the game or did you just like, fuck it? Yeah, we communicated during the game,
Starting point is 00:15:15 but I'm saying like off the court, we just didn't talk. And I don't even know why. That's crazy. Yeah. Shit, when did y'all just start talking? Like, how did that oh we had a
Starting point is 00:15:25 plane ride Aaron Brooks made us talk shout out to Aaron Brooks Aaron Brooks maybe took off my headphone said you gonna talk
Starting point is 00:15:33 today motherfucker I don't care about that Indianapolis shit you gonna talk that's how we get he's like I don't got no problem with you
Starting point is 00:15:40 I don't got no problem with you he's like why the fuck y'all don't talk what we gonna talk about? And then we actually started talking a little bit. He got cool.
Starting point is 00:15:48 But- We both started popping out. Yeah, he came out to a couple of parties I did. Yeah. Yeah, it became cool. It took for Nick to be trapped on the plane ride to talk to each other. Yeah, because we didn't talk. I wasn't going to say nothing.
Starting point is 00:15:59 I don't think he was either. We legit just like walked by each other. They get on the court and be like, hey, if you see me in the corner, just throw it up. I'll go get it. And then we get off the court. Like, nigga, I ain't never seen you before. Families can walk by each other.
Starting point is 00:16:12 They say that shit. It was weird. On Twitter, they say, you were one of the first niggas in the NBA with work-life balance. He just whooped and went home. Who the fuck said that? Work-life balance is crazy. It was like Jim just said a word. Why he play basketball? I did. He just whooped and went home. Who the fuck said that? Work life, man.
Starting point is 00:16:25 That was just crazy. It was like, Jim just said work. Why he play basketball? I did, bro. I did. I was childish, man. That's funny as hell.
Starting point is 00:16:35 The funny part about it is y'all was good. Yeah, we was straight. So that was successful which y'all niggas not talking. Y'all was still winning games. We probably would have won more. Like, damn. Yeah, we tried to get too, we tried to get cool too late. not talking y'all was still winning games we probably talked we probably would've won more like
Starting point is 00:16:45 damn yeah we tried to get too we tried to get cool too late I definitely tried to get cool when my when it was my contract time I was like PG
Starting point is 00:16:53 let's see nigga heard them numbers he was finna get what's good bro tapping in you gonna be MVP next year having something at the house tonight
Starting point is 00:17:03 you hungry got the chef got the chef coming slide slide MVP next year. Having something at the house tonight. Yeah. It's live. You hungry? Got the chef. Got the chef coming. It's live. It's live. Oh, man. We had a little rumblings.
Starting point is 00:17:13 He was ready to leave. I was calling him. Boy, you straight? You got a softball game? I'm coming. I'll be there. The infamous softball game. Yeah, I'll be there. I think he got that mic
Starting point is 00:17:22 and said, I'm staying. I said, whoo. You're going to win MVP next year, nigga. I'm going to make sure of it. The nigga left that mic, said, I'm staying. I said, whoo. You're going to win if you pee next year, nigga. I'm going to make sure of it. The nigga left. I ain't talking to Nick since. Like, you know what, Jeff? Go on, get your ass about to get to it.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Exactly how he did me. My buddy was depending on me. My buddy was depending on bro, bro. Bounce, I was hurt. That nigga sound good. That nigga ain't depending on, bro. I was hurt. I think it's all good. That nigga ain't depending on nobody since. I was there. Ain't talking to me.
Starting point is 00:17:50 You a PG could be better next year. Yeah, got to make sure he's happy. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Yeah. I was trying to sit here and think as what? Will we pay for the hoes? I don't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:18:01 No, for sure. Boy, would have been in the position he is now. I was doing whatever, bro. When we fly, man. I was just saying, bro. I was ready for the team. They got the red carpet ready to be laid out. Man, what?
Starting point is 00:18:20 You want to go to Atlanta? For sure. Trust me, I know everywhere to go. I was going to roll it out for me, man. The funny part about that is everybody acted so surprised about that, except Nate. When Kevin, Nate was just like, told y'all. Yeah, Nate knew, though.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Nate knew. Nate told me. He's like, you know, P.O. won't be here, man. That's why I always fucked with him, though. Even though I used to hate the way he did certain stuff with y'all media-wise, but he was always like, he was like a hundred about shit. I always fucked with that, because a lot of these coaches don't be like that at all.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Nate was real, man. He told me when I got there, he was like, man, make sure PG happy, give him the rock, then do your thing. But he was like, you know he ready to lead though. He, he, he want to go to LA. He ain't trying to be out here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:01 And I was like, oh. We said, you want to go to LA? Cool. OKC it is. That is fucked up. He was going to be out here. Yeah. No, it's like, oh. We said, you want to go to L.A.? Cool. OKC it is. That is fucked up. He was going to get there, though. Yeah. He was going to get there.
Starting point is 00:19:11 I don't know why people think he ever going to leave. He wanted to be there. Man, I hate that. That whole fantasy Pacers talking about, PG, come back next year? Why the fuck would he come back here? Nah. Why?
Starting point is 00:19:22 I love here, but why would he come back here? Why? And that new arena they got? Come on, bro. Y'all crazy, bro. That is what I want. Ten games in a row? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Oh, yeah. We got to put some more respect on the Clippers, man. We got to, bro. And honestly, we said it here first. I don't give a fuck. Let them niggas figure it out.
Starting point is 00:19:40 It was going to be okay. Once the minutes got staggered, now they look how they supposed to look, bro. Yeah. I was never really a non-believer. It just takes time. It's just a lot of people, a lot of egos. Some niggas is real deal hoopers over there. Everybody was a star on their team.
Starting point is 00:19:54 It's hard putting all them niggas on one team and thinking it's going to go. You got four people who probably might be in the Hall of Fame, bro. It'll take time, bro. Definitely all going to be in the Hall of Fame. That's five. Who am I cutting out? Shit, Russ, Kawhi, time, bro. Oh, definitely all going to be in the Hall of Fame. That's five. Who am I cutting out?
Starting point is 00:20:05 Shit, Russ, Kawhi, PG, James. Don't they got somebody else? Who else over there? I don't think nobody else is in the Hall of Fame. They're into it. Yeah. That is right there. Yeah, pretty much it.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Yeah. I'm going to throw somebody in there. Shout out to Norman Powell, but I don't know about his. EMP? Relax. Relax. Easy. We ain't going to slight him.
Starting point is 00:20:24 We're not going to slap him. We're not going to do that either. Ah, fuck y'all. My nigga PJ over there. Free PJ. PJ don't want to be free. They winning. Look, you heard nothing else about them winning bigger roles.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Nah, man. PJ want to hoop. The sun start winning. We ain't going to hear from EJ no more. But them niggas keep losing. KD. KD talking about
Starting point is 00:20:40 he frustrated. Nigga, stop taking everybody's assets when you go to teams and complaining about having people to play with, bro. Yeah, they got rid of a lot to get through.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Literally. They had to. They shouldn't be complaining, though. It's really Brad Bill being out. That's all it is. Now, I'll say this. Does he have a right to be upset about that?
Starting point is 00:20:58 Because if you know Brad Bill's history, you know that Brad is injury-prone. Yeah. You took a gamble on that. You can't be upset about that. Yeah, I think they should have went and got another point guard, though.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Like, John Wall being available, I mean, I don't know how healthy he is or whatever. I don't know all that. But just his presence as a point guard, like making passes and stuff, they need. I don't know how explosive he is right now, but. They need a general. At least come off the they
Starting point is 00:21:27 gotta take devin booker off the ball and let him be d book like b book scoring and killing is way better than him trying to facilitate the ball i watched him last night against dallas and it's just like him and kd can't be they self because they both trying to like you know get other people involved involved and they getting double teamed they gotta throw the ball to certain people even though Grayson Allen
Starting point is 00:21:49 was hooping it's just like I'd rather have Devin Booker taking them shots like you said they gotta take too much away from themselves
Starting point is 00:21:54 to facilitate and that's not really their game and you looked at the Mavs last night with one star and it looked like oh you know
Starting point is 00:22:01 having solid role players does make a fucking difference in your team yeah yeah but I don't know John Wall's still out there so and it looked like, oh, you know, having solid role players does make a fucking difference in your team. Yeah, yeah. But, I don't know, John Wall's still out there,
Starting point is 00:22:09 so. Hell yeah. At least we know he can pass the ball. You know he can do that. He'll push the ball and pass it. Yeah. That's a good pickup
Starting point is 00:22:15 for them, for sure. How y'all feeling about the West, man? Because I don't... I told y'all the West was better than the East. Y'all tried to crucify me for that shit.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I think you're wrong. I think the best teams in the East... No, nigga, the best records reside on the West was better than the East. Y'all trying to crucify me for that shit. I think you're wrong. I think the best teams in the East. No, nigga. The best records reside on the West Coast, bro. Who are your top three teams in the West? No order. No order.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I told y'all. Y'all slandered me for my OKC take two. They been hooping. They have been. Minnesota been hooping. They definitely have been. That's not a team I'm vouching for, though. And the goddamn
Starting point is 00:22:45 Clippers bro yeah what about Denver Denver's the best my favorite I mean shit I don't Denver ain't my favorite
Starting point is 00:22:54 but to win it probably for sure Kings going crazy two on the low mhm East the East is top heavy with a couple
Starting point is 00:23:01 but I feel like them top couple teams in the East is all championship contenders I don't feel like everybody in the West is championship contenders. You got Milwaukee, Boston.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Yeah. It gets spooky. Yeah. I told y'all. Philly is having a cool year, but it's just Philly. We know they're going to go second round and lose anyway. Then you got Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Dark. Dark. Atlanta. That's tough. Damn something. Who else we got? Toronto. Dark. Atlanta no Dark Dark Atlanta that's tough damn something who else we got Toronto Dark
Starting point is 00:23:29 Pacers Dark my niggas no hey if we don't get Tyrese a fucking second star I'm no expert guys
Starting point is 00:23:38 I'm just I'm just an I'm no expert guys I told y'all the fucking East is weak as hell man It's more dangerous
Starting point is 00:23:47 Out west bro Teams are It's real teams out west Better role players Are out west bro Than the east I agree I know I be saying
Starting point is 00:23:55 I be having some crazy takes Just for GP To spice the show up But I'm Standing on my west shit bro I'm rolling I like the west For sure Wake up with football Every morning You know my West shit, bro. I am. I'm a letter niggas out there. I like the West. Wish I was.
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Starting point is 00:27:39 and shit, I don't give a fuck. They trash, though. They are trash without him for sure injuries hurt that team a lot too cause they don't got
Starting point is 00:27:50 two starters Marcus Park come back in a couple weeks but losing Steven Adams hurt the fuck out of them but that nigga been killing bro nah that's for sure bro
Starting point is 00:27:57 he gonna do his thing he job I don't know why niggas thought it was gonna be spooky when he came back but they gotta overcome a lot for them to even
Starting point is 00:28:04 be in contention again bro oh they're not gonna make the playoffs probably if they do it'll probably be a very low and it ain't gonna be worth them making the playoffs they probably don't even they can make it shit you ain't lying they can make it bro but john like he like the heart and soul the heartbeat of their team like when he come back they hold swag different yeah even their interviews is different afterwards. He's confident. He really captivating though. Jaron Jackson is definitely a different player with Ja.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Oh, because without. My lord. He's the definition of an MVP. He's really the most valuable player of his team because it's like night and day. Two different teams, bro. There's no disrespect to's like night and day, bro. It's like night and day. Yeah. In two different teams, bro. Because they real,
Starting point is 00:28:46 there's no disrespect to them, but without him, bro, that's a real basic team, bro. Nah, they weak. No,
Starting point is 00:28:52 without him, they're ass. That's what I'm saying. That was weak. I don't want to be calling NBA players. I don't know how y'all get. I'm saying, not the players in general,
Starting point is 00:28:59 but as a team, they was weak. Yeah, not by individually, like, they got two niggas on their team who got max deals, but we just saw what they did without him. Because want to say them was down 17 or 18 games before
Starting point is 00:29:09 he came back bro uh yeah i mean he's lost a lot of fucking but is that the best return like that you ever seen nah michael jordan what was michael jordan first game i don't think he murk killed did he he killed against the magic he came back where's the magic he I don't think he murdered, killed, did he? He killed against the Magic. He came back versus the Magic. He hooped. Nah, he ain't killed. You remember he had a bad game, then he was like, I need my 23.
Starting point is 00:29:33 He came back with a 45. Yeah. They did lose. They lose. Y'all came back and got a fucking game winner. Game winner, bro. That's tough. Down with the exam 27. Oh, you mean just that game?
Starting point is 00:29:41 Yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? We know Michael Jordan got the best. I thought you meant the return. No, I'm talking about the return game. My fault. Oh, you mean just that game? Oh, we're talking about. Oh, we know Michael Jordan got the best. I thought you meant the return. No, I'm talking about like the return game. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:50 The game winner. Oh, yeah. I'll give you that. Just with the game winner and what you had against your back, Paul. It's like,
Starting point is 00:29:57 what you was playing up against, bro. My brother's waiting to see you fall. For sure. Because at one point, I started saying people were just like, Jalen Brunson, John Morant were just like, Jalen Brunson,
Starting point is 00:30:05 Ja Morant, chill out. Jalen Brunson's having a great fucking year. Niggas said Tyrese Halliburton was better than Ja Morant. That's crazy. Definitely Jalen Brunson.
Starting point is 00:30:15 And there was somebody else up there, too. I didn't like none of that shit. Y'all out of pocket. I might have disrespected Ja on my top 10. But I was going with going into the season.
Starting point is 00:30:23 I knew he wasn't starting it. But Ja is definitely top three point guards in the league. He should make the going into the season. I knew he wasn't starting it. But Ja is definitely top three point guards in the league. He should make the all-star team. I don't care. I know the rules about it,
Starting point is 00:30:30 but he should be on the fucking all-star team. He's number one influential player too. Especially, especially to the, to the kids. Facts.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I, I won't say one. He's probably top one because LaMelo Ball got these young niggas in the chokehold. Ja Morant more famous than LaMelo. got these young niggas in a chokehold. John Moran more famous than LaMelo.
Starting point is 00:30:47 For sure, but I think as far as the influence of these young kids, as far as like what they want to wear and shit, all these young niggas want LaMelo's, bro. That's they shit.
Starting point is 00:30:55 They treating the Jaws like the Kyrie's. You know I love LaMelo. I do. Hey. You be in them gyms too. I know. I'm worldwide west
Starting point is 00:31:05 I know But I'm saying though bro That jaw effect is different bro Yeah it's a real effect Nah it's different bro That goes from the shoes To the swag To the hair
Starting point is 00:31:18 Off the court definitely jaw That's a lot bro Yeah everybody doing that gritty dance all the time Yeah Eat that Iverson bro Yeah bro Yeah it doing That gritty dance All the time Yeah E.J. Iverson bro Yeah bro Yeah it fucks That nigga's getting
Starting point is 00:31:28 That little blonde shit In they hair In they twisties Come on Lil Reese got the Two strand twist Cause of this nigga I said damn
Starting point is 00:31:34 You need to find Better role models See Reese is a blend Cause he got the twisties With the mellows He a mixed man He a mixed man We gotta get our heads Around him really Lord pray for him The mellows I think it's a light skin. I think it's a light skin. He's a light skin.
Starting point is 00:31:47 We got to get our heads around him earlier. Lord, pray for him. Lamello, Panjot. We're going to the league. And he talks like Anthony Edwards. So we got to wrap our hearts around him. It's in the video. That's right. Don't let the midgets play.
Starting point is 00:32:00 We got to get our arms around this kid earlier. Them three niggas are fraud as a whole I love the way the NBA is going and I don't feel like it's not talked about enough them having that
Starting point is 00:32:14 top seed bro they are playing great basketball and me included as much as we said the Minnesota Timberwolves were dumb as fuck for trading for Rudy Gobert
Starting point is 00:32:22 that shit has worked out so far nah they're playing great I love Minnesota the love that me was were dumb as fuck for trading for Rudy Gobert. That shit has worked out so far. Nah, they're playing great. I love Minnesota. The love that me and Minnesota share for one another is crazy. But nah, they really are playing really good.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I love you. I might as well steal that one. I couldn't believe that it's actually working though. Gobert, Cat, I never would have seen that working, but somehow they figured it out. And they said that shit
Starting point is 00:32:44 was going to work. I watched the interview, Cat, said everybody hating, saying that shit ain't going to work., but somehow they figured it out. And they said that shit was going to work. I watched the interview. Cat said, everybody hating, saying this shit ain't going to work. But shit, they shut me up. For sure. Shout out to Mike Conley. Yeah. Keep the shit balanced over there.
Starting point is 00:32:53 For sure, for sure. That's what a Phoenix need. For sure. Mm-hmm. For sure. You know what I mean? Somebody like that. Who do you think Phoenix can get to take that role?
Starting point is 00:33:02 The only person I can think of is John Wall unless they trade for somebody. Because all these teams now, even with the Pacers, they are coveting that second point guard. Andrew Nimhar can do no wrong in their eyes. And he'd be playing well, but everybody who got a backup point guard that could go, ain't nobody letting that shit go right now. I seen that we still want TJ McConnell. He can fly.
Starting point is 00:33:25 He'd be good for them, though. He'll be good for them, though. He would be perfect for them. Yeah. Yeah, we'll take first round picks, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:33:30 Hell no. Damn God, because they trade for Katie anyway. They would get that. For the white from the Mad Ants.
Starting point is 00:33:36 They don't do that. I think they're worth a quarter, but he would be a good fit over there, though. TJ Nash. That's crazy. Yeah, that over there though TJ Nash that's crazy
Starting point is 00:33:45 that's out of pocket that's crazy but nah he'll fit them he definitely will fit them man fuck the Suns man I don't want them
Starting point is 00:33:51 to be successful man just because y'all had the team that could've did some shit and y'all could've just did something simple but nah and they just gotta go
Starting point is 00:33:57 get Kevin Durant and that's what happens every time KD comes to y'all team look what fucking happens man we don't have no KD smut. It's just bad luck, man. It's always bad luck, huh?
Starting point is 00:34:08 Best player in the league, man. Still, man. KD's special, bro. No, of course. He's still the best player in the league? Best, greatest scorer of all time, bro. Besides Michael Jordan. Give me KD, Z, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:23 All three levels, bro. All three levels. Nah, no disrespect to KD, Z, bro. All three levels, bro. All three levels. Nah, no disrespect to KD, but... No, you ain't disrespecting him. That's your opinion, but I'm taking KD. Get out the Wanda, son. That nigga cold. But you're not going to take him over.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Wanda, that's MJ mama? No. That was MJ wife. Yeah. What a deal. Nah, but KD is the greatest scorer of all time. I'll just decide. Is Shaq the best center of all time?
Starting point is 00:34:49 Yes. I'm rolling. Only in off the court. Shaq is definitely the best center of all time. Nah, I don't know about off the court. That's Will. Oh, nah, Will off the court. He can never.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Sure. Shaq couldn't fuck with Will off the court. Hell nah. I Shaq couldn't fuck With Will off the court Hell no I don't care what Shaq Did off the court bro He could not bro Will was undeniable bro It's no competing
Starting point is 00:35:11 Nah bro You know in boxing They be telling niggas Not to hoop Off the court before You gonna fuck some shit up Shit That nigga Will
Starting point is 00:35:20 Was thinking 50, 30, 20 Two before the game Two two after the game. And we ain't talking beers. Neck dinner and a half towel, nigga. Nigga, the hotel room like Kenny Smith. Dropping 40-year-old niggas. God, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:35 We'll off the court for sure. But on the court, Shaquille O'Neal. I'll be hanging this like, Kareem, bro. Do you know what Shaq would have did if he had fucking Magic Johnson? Look what he did with Penny. But Kareem used to hit n you know what Shaq would have did if he had fucking Magic Johnson? Look what he did with Penny. Kareem used to hit niggas with that hooky. That shit was the weakest. He got the weakest signature shot ever, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Yeah, that's- A fucking hook. That shit trash, bro. I got that nigga 300,000 points. That nigga MJ got to fade away. Dominique Wilkins known for the windmill. Nigga, I'm known for a fucking sky hook.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Bro, that bitch was splashed, bro. That shit was cash. But like, who the fuck? That shit annoying, bro. Yeah, that shit ugly. You make the game look old. You can't block it.
Starting point is 00:36:18 You can't. You can't do shit about it. Bro, that's cold, bro. But you got to hate, though. It's like the cold fundamental thing. Like, yeah, you cold, nigga, but ugh, this shit weak as hell. Nah, that's like when you used to play against a motherfucking, like, a fighting game and they did the same move. You got to beat your ass, bro.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Nigga keep jabbing with the left jab. What's the nigga on Street Fighter? He on it. On the dumps. I mean, he just keep doing that shit. He like with that weak ass move. Nigga's a machine, bro. Yeah, Kareem, because I'm like, damn, he didn't have no pity pad.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Nothing. He used to swat shit, though. Yeah, but those right here. Nigga, you better. Those motherfuckers see this block, I'm about to raise his leg and fuck out of here. But I've seen known for his crossover. MJ for his fadeaway. Like I said, Dominique for his windmill.
Starting point is 00:37:04 And he got the sky hook. Who else known for something? Melo, first step. Impeccable. Damn. I don't know. I don't fuck with nobody else. Damn, man.
Starting point is 00:37:14 You don't like no other players? Nah, not to be paying attention like that. Damn. My nigga J.R. Smith had to go celebrations. I was watching his montage the other day. J.R. Smith in New York is one of my favorite players of all time. Nah, he had some fire celebrations. I was watching this montage the other day. Hey, Jaron Smith in New York is one of my favorite players of all time. Nah, he had some fire celebrations.
Starting point is 00:37:27 He was turnt up. When he looked off Melo for that game winner and missed is one of my favorite clips of all time. Run the clip, Luis,
Starting point is 00:37:32 because I don't remember. Melo was pissed that nigga said, yeah, I got you. Side step. Steph known
Starting point is 00:37:37 for the tray ball. Far back tray ball. Steph celebration crazy too. That sleepy shit is funny as hell as immature as it niggas be mad as fuck
Starting point is 00:37:47 and you can't do nothing about it facts a nigga did that to me on 2k the other day I was so shitty yeah I ain't gonna lie whoever you are fuck you
Starting point is 00:37:54 he had 47 I was shitty I was trying I ain't had no Gatorade bitch he was running all around the court they said in screes
Starting point is 00:38:02 I had no Gatorade he was cashing you hoe ass niggas Keenan Westside damn He was running all around the court. They set his screen. They had no getting ready. He was cashing. You hoe-ass niggas. Keenan Westside. Damn, homies. Y'all wasn't helping for shit. I'm like, switch.
Starting point is 00:38:13 These niggas was. I felt like Clay Thompson. Like I was playing Clay again. Like, switch, motherfucker. They wouldn't switch nothing. Nah, take this next. Nigga had 47. Nigga, I just started.
Starting point is 00:38:24 I started denying that nigga at the end. I wasn't letting him get 50. 47 is crazy. Fucking bucket. Hey, what's worse? When Steph hit that motherfucking three in OKC and he started dancing all in the backcourt or that dang bye-bye wave. Bye-bye.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Season over. He broke a franchise up. Season over. Bye-bye. That bye- bye was crazy. But when Steps start fake C walking and they caught that timeout and they kept showing that three again, it was one of the funniest shits ever. Them niggas was mad as hell. They was mad as hell. That Dame shot was crazy though. That shit vicious. Yeah, that shit
Starting point is 00:38:59 was. The Father Stretch My Hands compilation to that, bro, is one of the hardest. I think that might be the greatest, besides MJ's double clutch over Cleveland. Over Elo? Yeah, that might be the greatest shot. My favorite MJ moment was the… It's low key. What's the nigga that look like Jaheim? He crossed Byron Russell in Utah. You said that Byron Russell like Jaheim He cross Byron Russell In Utah You said that Byron Russell
Starting point is 00:39:27 Like Jaheim He do Now or then Both When MJ hit that nigga With that move bro Push off or not That was the
Starting point is 00:39:36 That's the greatest That's the greatest shit That wasn't a game winner though That was a It wasn't a game It was a final shot of the game But I'm saying To hit the buzzer Dame got I'm saying to hit the buzzer
Starting point is 00:39:46 Dame got the greatest shot to hit the buzzer yeah bro do you think Craig Elo or Dame that Dame shot that's different yeah Dame got the greatest
Starting point is 00:39:58 what about Derrick Fisher on San Antonio who gives a fuck the.4 turnaround that was a tough shot but it's Derrick Fisher. We don't lie to him. Yeah, nigga,
Starting point is 00:40:07 I'm not giving Derrick Fisher no props for this show. You could have said Robert O'Reilly or something. Robert O'Reilly. That wasn't the last shot, though, was it? It was a walk-off one there.
Starting point is 00:40:17 It's a lot of moments, bro. It's playoff games, too. So who y'all got? Who's the greatest? I'm taking MJ, though. I just said. I'm going to roll with that. I'm going to roll with that
Starting point is 00:40:25 down. If Jordan would have had social media, it probably would have been bigger because they would have went crazy with that footage. That's why Jordan went,
Starting point is 00:40:32 bro. Y'all taking Dame's shot over Jordan is crazy. The wave by Bob. Bro, the wave to the niggas that was talking crazy to you. And then that team
Starting point is 00:40:40 did not exist next year. You ended it. You ended it. The niggas was gone. That's everything. The niggas was gone. That's crazy. Them niggas was talking bad to you. It's funny because I seen Doc Rivers. He was like talking about that.
Starting point is 00:40:52 He was like, yeah, I did not want to trade Shea Goodrich to Alexander. And I was like, damn, Doc. He had to, though. Had no choice. Yeah, him. They put the gun to his head. Yeah. That was his guy, though.
Starting point is 00:41:03 He like drafted him, so I get it. I like him a lot. Is Shea better than Paul George? No. Today? Yes. Fuck no. Today, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Never, bro. Y'all got Paul George fucked up. No, we don't. Paul George is cold. I just asked a question. I never said anything. Y'all got poor Don, nigga. Paul George.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Y'all picking a team right now. You taking Paul George or Shea? Wait, am I starting a team or am I going to just go win the game? If I'm starting a team, I have to take Shea because he younger. Nigga, we just picking a team.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Nigga, we about to go hoop. Who you taking? Paul George, bro. I'm going to take Shea. I'm taking Shea, bro. Right now, to this day, Paul George. Shea cold.
Starting point is 00:41:46 He top five in the league Paulie P different Paulie P is too top five in the league right now
Starting point is 00:41:52 Paulie P nah bro top five no disrespect offensive two way however you want to mix it up
Starting point is 00:42:00 smoothest game in the NBA by far it's Shay nah Shay got the smoothest game in the NBA. It's Shea. It's Shea. Nah. Shea got the smoothest game in the league, bro. Who got better handle? Shea.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Shea. Ooh, I like this conversation. That boy's back different. Paul George, shit. That step back between the legs, front back pause is crazy, bro. Nah, he got game, but Shea gives it to Alexander, bro. I ain't gonna hold you. The pull-up three from PG, crazy. Shegy's is Alexander The pull-up three from PG crazy say I'm got the pull-up the goddamn
Starting point is 00:42:30 Walked-down nigga come off the curl spin lay lay PG now we don't talk about lay Shay got the craziest layup mid-range Around the basket game is crazy, but PG got I've never seen somebody dribble through the legs as smooth as PG. That nigga be full speed doing that shit, and it looks slow as hell, but it's perfect, bro. In a spin, half-motherfucking-one. Y'all better go look at Shea. When he get to stopping on the dime, boy, man, I'm sorry. And PG shit low.
Starting point is 00:43:01 What you think Shea shit? I love niggas that dribble low low like, man, come on, man. That's a great debate. I'm taking Shay, bro. I ain't going to lie. Speaking of low dribbling, I watched that Joe Johnson, Paul Pierce highlight like seven times yesterday laughing. I was like, why the fuck did Paul Pierce reach for that?
Starting point is 00:43:15 He was tired. Bro, niggas that dribble low, shout out to Lil Mookie. Niggas that got that low handle, Petey Pat, bro, is different. Shy, he more kind of stand up. He too shifty, bro. He too shifty, bro. I ain't going to lie. He top five.
Starting point is 00:43:33 And he drop fire captions after he beat niggas. That's the thing I fuck with. And he be fresh as fuck. He do. I'll be mad to see that. Hey, bro, don't put your holland up after you just killed me. He killed you, put his holland up after you just killed me he killed you put his holland up
Starting point is 00:43:45 with a cold ass fit sometimes they be a little they be out of pocket they be wild he's a fashion weak nigga
Starting point is 00:43:53 that's a fashion weak nigga his game though his game is nice damn well you would be shitty if you would have got
Starting point is 00:43:59 on instagram he made a play on you I can't believe y'all said Paul George not better than Shaw just today I would never believe y'all said Paul George is not better than Sha. Just today?
Starting point is 00:44:06 I would never expect, in the prime, no. I would definitely not. I'm going PG all day. But today, I have to go Sha. I don't know what y'all think, bro. He averaging 30 with ease. Bro, special talent.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I love him. Chet, I love them, bro. They got a whip. That nigga Paul George. He got OKC popping with him. If Paul George would have never said that gump-ass shit about him, never could be the number one nigga, George. He got OKC popping with him. If Paul George would have never said that gump-ass shit about him, never could be the number one nigga, bro.
Starting point is 00:44:29 If he put that confidence into himself, bro, he'd be the best player in the NBA, bro. You ain't gotta worry about that with Shea. You ain't even thinking like that. Bro, he killing so bad, niggas ain't even talking about Josh G. That's where I get y'all to nod just a little bit how niggas approach the game.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Paul George approach it like Scottie Pippen and Shea approached that bitch like Jordan. So I give you that. But outside of that, bro, if you're just looking at on that eye test for the game, bro, Paul George different, bro. And I wonder how Paul George's career would have been
Starting point is 00:45:00 if from day one he got to had a keys like that. Because, you know, okay, see what you're building like a motherfucker. So Shea got to do whatever the fuck he wanted to. He keys like that. Because, you know, OKC was rebuilding like a motherfucker, so Shea got to do whatever the fuck he wanted to. He started off with the Clippers, though. I mean, yeah, but there they had a structure. I'm talking about he got to just go in
Starting point is 00:45:12 like when he was time for to do what the fuck he wanted to. PG had to take the time to do what the fuck he wanted to. Shea did, too. Yeah, because he went there and he was just, OKC, they had CP,
Starting point is 00:45:23 Dennis. He had to wait. He had to wait. And then when they gave that motherfucker home. Because, I, see, they had CP, Dennis. He had the weight. He had the weight. And then when they gave that motherfucker up. Because, I mean, Paul George had patience, too. He had the keys. For sure. Because Danny Granger, fuck him.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Danny got hurt and knew what was up. Thank God. Don't do that. My nigga Danny Granger made the all-star team. He held us down. We had fucking Troy Murphy on the roster. That nigga's a gum. Nah, Danny Granger the GOAT. I seen Danny Gr Murphy on the roster. That nigga's a gum. Nah, Danny Grager the GOAT.
Starting point is 00:45:45 I seen Danny Grager on Expo. He had an all-white Nike tracksuit on, the flip-flops, and three hard hoes with him. I said, that nigga cold. I had to respect. It's off-court activities alone. Respect Danny Grager.
Starting point is 00:45:54 It was not his hoes. Three hard hoes. He had three hard hoes. No cap shots of my nigga Swerve. He was with me. He had a white Nike suit on and three hard bitches with him. I was like, damn, that's cold. He got flip- Nike suit on and three hard bitches with him. I was like,
Starting point is 00:46:05 damn, that's cold. He got flip flops on and they dressed up. DJ was off the dust. God damn. That was when my nigga was on that powder yowler. Now I'm a butt real.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Now I'm nuts on. Percocets. Molly Percocets. The real Swerve. I'll be any Percocet, Tony. Damn. Don't do Tony like that one in the park except Tony's. Damn. Don't do Tony like that
Starting point is 00:46:28 one of the greatest BGs ever. Don't go to the club with that nigga. He'll slide on your joint. He will. He a dirty motherfucker. Oh, so it was Tony
Starting point is 00:46:36 that was sliding. I thought that was Jay Rich. Allegedly. Damn. Damn. Tony Parker's a piece of shit. Who else?
Starting point is 00:46:43 Nah, they was doing Steve Nash like that. Yeah, that's what they said oh that's fucked up I thought it was the Berry Brothers I got my stories all fucked up
Starting point is 00:46:51 nah TP was on John Berry yeah Brent we allegedly one of the Berries shout out to the Berry lineage
Starting point is 00:46:59 that's why they felt bad for Tony Parker where he got where he got that that shit in the club that was karma bro he's out of pocket. Slid on somebody's joint.
Starting point is 00:47:07 That's crazy. On your team. Not just how you tell all the motherfucker because you always tell them. Have you ever experienced that? Or known that in the NBA while you was in there? A story like that? Have you ever heard of that?
Starting point is 00:47:22 Cracking your teammate's wife. I never heard nobody cracking their teammate's wife No I'm just saying in general I ain't never heard Nobody cracking their teammate's wife Oh okay I heard niggas cracking A chick that a girl That a wife I mean a nigga that a wife
Starting point is 00:47:31 A girl that a nigga Cracked before Yeah yeah okay Hey man I seen a deleted scene From Baby Boy That I never saw in my life And it made the movie
Starting point is 00:47:40 That much funnier I did not know Jody lived that close To his first baby mama He was like, dead murder, like across the street. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:47 For real? Bro, he was over there and she had no nigga to beat. I seen that. She said, hey, y'all can't fight in my room. I said, oh, she's a real one. Damn.
Starting point is 00:47:57 He was a raggedy nigga. Who was worse? Jody was a piece of shit. He was, bro. Jody's one of the worst baby daddies of all time. Who's the worst baby daddy on TV? Oh, Jody's. piece of shit he was Jody's one of the worst baby daddies of all time who's the worst baby daddy on TV
Starting point is 00:48:07 oh Jody's he has a he's number one seed for sure I was gonna say somebody TV that's what I say
Starting point is 00:48:16 real life TV they a piece of shit the real life power rangers would turn this bitch they had a they had a TV show oh fuck
Starting point is 00:48:24 he had that baby. I'm saying we're going to Disney World while riding a bike. You're not going to get any fucking... Worst baby daddy on TV. Probably Carl Winslow.
Starting point is 00:48:33 What? What'd he do? That's family, man. He's great. Just because his wife was weak don't mean he was a bad person. Nah, just because he was
Starting point is 00:48:39 the first power bottle. That was my pick. I'm going to say Carl Winslow. T.D. Winslow? I'm going to let y'all pick. I'm going to go Frank Mitchell from Moesha.
Starting point is 00:48:54 He was a piece of shit. He was a bad... He told Moesha that her brother was his cousin? No, he was a bad dad. Wow. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:49:04 She wore a tank top. He said, you little hoe. That's a bad dad. Wow. That's a good one. She wore a tank top. He said, you little hoe. That's a bad dad. That is a good one. Oh, man, that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:49:12 That's a tough act to follow, bro. Nah, I'm going to go with Stevie J. Oh, Stevie J's a legend.
Starting point is 00:49:19 He's a bad baby dad, bro. Oh, Stevie J. Yeah. Before we get out of here, man, y'all niggas have cool Christmas. I know you went to the movies and shit.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Yeah, I went and seen about four movies in one day, man. I'm sick of the movies. I don't want no more popcorn. I don't want no more nachos, icies, dipping dots. I don't want none of that shit. A doubleheader at the movie theater is crazy. Facts.
Starting point is 00:49:40 We went to go see Color Purple and the Iron Claw. Damn. Defund Color Purple. Please do. Boring. I swear, if I see one of y'all more, I've never seen so many niggas
Starting point is 00:49:52 in one spot. I ain't gonna lie, that's the first time I got scared. It was old niggas. I'm like, P, y'all scared? P was with me. But she was like,
Starting point is 00:50:06 excited about it. Like, everybody talks how good this movie is. I'm like, this is about niggas. Like, this ain't gonna be
Starting point is 00:50:16 your type of movie. The first one is so crazy because I was like, why are we so happy that this woman is getting beat and thrown into a lifestyle she doesn't want to live in? Everybody's like,
Starting point is 00:50:23 let's watch it again. I'm like, nigga, she got sold want to live in. And everybody's like, let's watch it again. I'm like, nigga, she got sold. It's not. Oh, anyway. And Harpo was one of the,
Starting point is 00:50:31 Harpo was crazy. The fact that, Danny Glover's a piece of shit. Facts. He played the shit out of that role. Man, didn't he? He liked Clifton Powell.
Starting point is 00:50:40 That play the role was too good. Yeah. What if they say about Clifton Powell? What's my favorite one? And they can just say, hey, let's take a picture. Where I know you from? Movie, you touching them kids.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Nah, nah, nigga. Find another movie. They take me out every time. They don't take me out every time. You can't play the roles, bro, and not deal with it in real life, man. Yeah, facts. I don't want to be recognized from that, bro,
Starting point is 00:51:05 because somebody can recognize you from that and they're going to hate you forever. For sure. For sure. Like, I hate that girl for the dude off Daddy's Little Girls. The fake drug dealer boyfriend. Oh, yeah, he's the worst.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Yeah, I hate that nigga. He's that nigga in every movie. Yeah, yeah. That's the funny part. He might be that person. Yeah, he's the worst. She might be the worst baby mom in a movie. Oh.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Hmm. Actually, his movie oh hmm actually his son is trash cause his son going from that environment to the league was crazy I hated that shit yeah Rick Fox's top five
Starting point is 00:51:32 stepdad of all time worst baby mama hmm on the TV show I guess we could be here all day it's a lot of nigga
Starting point is 00:51:39 it's a lot of piece of shit parents I'm gonna go with old girl from House of Pain I don't know if y'all the crackhead but she went from
Starting point is 00:51:47 a crackhead to a lawyer she had the best character arc of all time man and Tyler Perry out of pocket for that yeah Tyler Perry for remixing her like that it's wild
Starting point is 00:51:55 she was a piece of shit step baby mom though when them kids went to go see her she told them get the fuck out of here she was a terrible mom She told him to get the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:52:09 She was a terrible mom. She was a terrible mom. That's my opinion. And what's crazy is as the show progresses, she becomes a lawyer and gets successful. And then she low-key starts fucking around on the nigga who rehabilitated her. She becomes really a terrible person. Bitch, you lived outside before me.
Starting point is 00:52:22 She's a terrible mom. That's not me. She's a terrible mom. The fireman wasn't putting it down. Who else was a terrible person. Bitch, you lived outside before me. She's a terrible mom. She's a terrible mom. That fireman wasn't putting it down like he was supposed to. Who else was a terrible mom? The fireman
Starting point is 00:52:29 wasn't putting it down like the crackhead. That shot with that powder ain't a different. I'm trying to think of a terrible mom that keeps saying wild shit.
Starting point is 00:52:41 She had a real pre-workout, nigga. We started with Christmas. Oh, my God. We was talking about Christmas. That shit's over with, man. Fuck you. Get your money back.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Shout out to all the people who returned the gifts. For sure. Have you ever returned a gift? Fuck yes. What'd you return? I got some. My auntie used to be notorious
Starting point is 00:53:02 for giving us weakest gifts. And we told her that her gift game was assy So she should just start Putting the receipts To the bottom I just opened it up Oh thank you auntie
Starting point is 00:53:10 I know wherever this is going This bitch is going back I ain't never had time I ain't never returned it I just throw it away Or give it to somebody That was me Are you re-gifting?
Starting point is 00:53:19 Oh for sure I'm a re-gift king Oh yeah Yeah You know what I used to re-gift a lot? We used to have like Secret Santa's When we was in the league and people would give you nice shit i would package that shit up oh that's hard can't wait to louis oh my god a louis wallet can't wait to give it to somebody man okay that's elite what yeah that's a different type of secret center
Starting point is 00:53:41 i used to package people shit every time every time. Every year, they'd be like, God damn, you looked out, bro. You know it. Shout out to every lawyer. Who was that? Marvin Williams one year gave me something. Yep, got packaged up. Al Horford got packaged up.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Kyle Corver, you got packaged up too. Because when you think about it, you only got to buy something once. Once. Participate one time, and then everything else, nigga, is quarter rail. I wouldn't know. What would you buy to contribute to this?
Starting point is 00:54:09 I used to always go to the same store. I would go to like Gucci and just get like a card, a little gift card. Put like $600 on it. Yeah. Yeah. That's solid. Yeah. I did it every year.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Man, working with white people in corporate America, you never know what the fuck you might get for that Secret Santa shit. Motherfucker might get you a six-pack of Mountain Dew. I'd be shitty if a nigga brought me some Mountain Dew. That's crazy. Bro, I seen one nigga. Because you're supposed to fill the little cards out by which you might like one nigga put Mountain Dew. What about that nigga a two-liter? And then somebody else had got like a $100 gift card.
Starting point is 00:54:41 He was shitty. You remember they say Mountain Dew make your nuts small or dicks small. You remember that? I do remember that shit. Niggas willing to drink that I do for shit. Let me get that seven up. I ain't never been a pop drinker.
Starting point is 00:54:53 I ain't to the knees. And on that note, if we back next week, we'll see y'all. Shout out to the Bayou. Don't shout out me hitting the black hat. Black bottle boys. But'all. Shout out to the volume. Don't shout out me hitting the black hat. Black bottle boys.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Shout out to Ricky Rose. Shout out to my nigga PA. Thank you for the package, Nasty. Paul, shout out to TD Jakes. Not yours. I'm only thankful for mine. Cut the fucking tape. Wake up with football every morning
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