Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on almost getting traded to Lakers, James Harden to Clippers reaction

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

We're back with Season 2, Episode 13 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss James Harden getting traded from the Philadelphia 76ers to the Los Angeles Clippers to team up with Kawhi Leonard, Paul George, and Russell Westbrook, and if that core can win an NBA championship. Jeff tells a story about almost getting traded to the Los Angeles Lakers to play with Kobe Bryant and the pressure he would have felt playing alongside him. Last, Jeff and the guys talk about the emergence of Jeremy Lin and “Linsanity” on the New York Knicks and how he took the NBA by storm. 00:00 - Introduction02:00 - Cremation or Burial?08:00 - Hockey player dies on ice12:00 - James Harden to Clippers19:00 - Jeff Teague Kobe story22:00 - Jeremy Lin story26:00 - Rappers being short33:00 - OJ Simpson trial43:00 - Going through your girlfriend’s phone #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me. To my left, my dog, Bishop. Out to prayer. At least my boy be here. How you doing today, man? What's happening, man? Shout out to the gang. I am the Isador Ambassador.

Shout out to my niggas. What else I want to say? Fuck hoes get money. Man, this nigga ain't got no hoes. What's your response to that? Nigga, I get bitches. Hey, man. This is entertainment, y'all.

Don't take that out of wax. For work purposes. Don't take that out of wax. We joking, man. We joking. Chill. Don't ever. Nah, fuck him.

Nah, fuck him. Go ahead. You get your new sim tonight. Don't ever disrespect the lineage Now introduce him I'm Teague 520 Teague I don't know what's at the door My boy Mike gone with the fly nets Shout out to them Shout out to the orthopedic shoes We having a good time today know what's at the door this is whatever my boy mike gone with the fly nets yeah yeah shout out to them shout out to orthopedic shoes but we're having a good time today man we started off kind

of early everybody got a cup with me oh i think dj got water that's what's all good oh man he pump faking sexy red cup oh yeah shout out to sexy red she performing while pregnant ew told you they gotta book both of them. Told you. It's still up, bro. The family hustle. It's still up, bro. The bills are due. I'm telling y'all. Motherfuckers is not going.

It's even more entertaining now. You think so? Bro, she's going even more crazy. Nigga, she was chickenhead with Chingy. Yes, bro. All three of them. That's nasty, bro. She's going bananas, bro.

Seriously. I told you. That shit wasn't going to stop nothing. She's going to perform until she's ready to drop that motherfucker. I respect that. And she's going to live stream it. No, thanks. Now, did y'all see the live stream funeral?

A mom live streamed her son's funeral. Where she was going off with her family? Did you see that? Bro, yes, bro. Bro, they wildin', bro. They wildin'. They didn't have hella views. What? They might be the wildest shit I ever see live stream me though I'll be mad if a new last year my funeral tonight cracking I ain't so I

get active on some of my last day okay we're gonna have me I heard look at assy I seen a nigga that guy had a funeral he was on a motorcycle I want to do so like they put me on the drums bro I'll put me in the chair in the day I wanna do something like that Put me on the drums bro Or put me in the chair With the mic I don't like it They put them niggas Who be playing 2K up They be having people

Playing 2K Yeah bro When you die bro Yeah And if you doing all that I need to see his record Cause if he was trash Lay his ass down

I seen somebody Had they person They kid in the club And like he was performing Yeah Yeah that's out of pocket Yeah put me in the 520 chair Or if we get to that point Where we host and shit yeah put me in the 520 chair or if we get

to that point where we host and shit yeah put me stand me up bro i ain't got nothing to do with don't let me down i want y'all to just freeze me freeze you yeah damn demolition man i don't ever want to be dead like just freeze me like when i pass just put me in a cremate nah don't cremate me don't burn me up freeze me don't put my nigga in the backwood you got a pocket i want to be i want to be in a big ass ice block so you can walk by and be like damn that nigga still Don't burn me up Freeze me Don't put my nigga In the back wood You got a pocket I wanna be In a big ass Ice block So when you can walk by

I'll be like Damn that nigga Still right there If I get a hold of you Pause I'ma cremate I'ma cremate you And sell your shit

You know how niggas Be having them little Kiosks in the middle Of the mall Yeah you gotta be fucked up Sell a little Motherfucking Basis drawers of tea

He gonna put you In the Isidore Isidore Isidore Cologne That's a new collab For He gonna put you in the Isidore. The Isidore Cologne. That's a new collab. For sure. Y'all be fucked. And that's crazy.

They can say he gonna sell me at a mall. Look at that shit. Which mall though? At the kiosk though. Greenwood. Oh damn, that's really good. Put my nigga in Greenwood. I'll take Lafayette.

Keep it gay. You don't wanna be Lafayette. Keep it gangsta. We gonna go out like that. Keep it gangsta. You gonna be right next to the She was out of pocket though bro Man

Man that's crazy Yeah Out of pocket bro How you wanna go out though DJ How you wanna go out If you had to go out Your idea Not kill you in your sleep

Or whatever I'm talking about How you want your funeral to be Cremate me bro Turn up I want niggas help Yeah bro I'm nothing That shit is expensive I'm dead What the fuck do you care if I'm in the

box or not cream made me I just have a good time bro yeah I mean I'm here by just a highlight cream yeah I didn't really take a cremation ooh leave me whole I don't wanna get my body ate up by someone fucking I can't feel it brother yeah you can't feel getting burnt up either now I'm saying but go crazy though Whatever But definitely You're not coming back

You definitely gotta have Texas Roadhouse rolls I just want them to That's ridiculous You gotta have They rolls there But I want it different Like how I did

So when I die When I'm like 89 Cause if I live past 89 I'm shitty Like when I get to like 90 90 to 100 Life is trying

And I'm fucking Other people day up Calling them like can you come Can you pick my soup up This nigga grandpa again shit Can you come put my shoes on You'll have Mike's shoes by that age Yeah facts

But if I gotta do that I wanna just die Cause I'm bothering y'all at this point But if I'm still kicking it walking I can do shit on my own I live till I'm 120. Yeah, because that's annoying. Especially like running all the time. Like who going to take grandpa home? Like damn.

Nigga got to feed me and shit. You got to make this play first. If you can't, I'm okay with taking G-Pop to the crib, but I ain't about to be feeding that nigga chewing on his food and putting it in his mouth. Pre-gaming meals crazy. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah fucked yeah like i don't want y'all talking about like during when you finished i'm talking about like when you actually gone you know like how you want to go out i want

to be taken to the repass too i don't like the order of a funeral don't have the funeral go bury me then had a repass take me to the repass then bury me so niggas are supposed to have you outside yeah we need to open up Crown Hill at 9. Y'all can sit me down at 9. Somebody gonna hit that wall so I'm sure it'll be open in there. Don't take me to the repass. Matter of fact, I don't want

a repass. Like, I want niggas Actually, I do want people crying. Like, nigga, yeah. I want y'all sad to the motherfucker that I left this earth. Nah, bro, I ain't about to give a fuck. I'm talking about, I wanna go people turn this earth. Nah, bro. I'm talking about. I want to go. Turn up. Turn up, bro.

Turn up for what? Nah, somebody gonna miss me. God damn it. We can party. Somebody buried. Two of my hoes better be at that casket. Two of them? That's crazy.

The hoes gonna be the potbearer. Yeah, go. I don't want no niggas carrying me out. Go on, NMY. Go on, carry me out Go on Go on cremating Go on cremating Go on Go on and send it to the boy scale I'm gonna have a bar bar

Having hoes at night It's crazy Gertrude going crazy Crying over your ass Nah bro The hoes don't die They don't They don't get cold

Shout out to the Halloween costume Crackle barrels up All the way Taking hoes To crackle barrels Is crazy That's where 90 year old people Go crackle barrels Shout out to the Halloween costume. Crackle Barrel's up all the way. Take it home to Crackle Barrel. That's where 90-year-old people go crackle barrel. That's the worst restaurant. Oh, no, we're not going to do that. Crackle Barrel's weak.

Weak. Weak. That shit is trash, bro. Shout out to D. I love you, D, but that shit terrible. Crackle Barrel breakfast is fire. Crackle Barrel than Denny's, bro. That shit is fire.

And MCL. MCL's higher than Denny's for sure. It costs more. I love the nachos from Denny's, but. That shit. And MCL. MCL is higher than Denny's, for sure. It costs more. I love the nachos from Denny's, but that's back in the day. I was going to say, what's the last time that you slid to Denny's? I was grown. Anybody going to Denny's before midnight, you out of pocket. This is when I knew Kyle Riley was going to be a preacher.

This is a random. But we tried to dine and dash at Denny's, and he stayed in there. Wow. Well, it looks like you're paying for all of this. Yeah, it was eight of us. I'm not doing that. I should have known you was going to be a pastor. Yeah, Rav Rally, fuck you.

And you bet not tell. You ain't pastor ball next game. You look that nigga off next game. Good job. The devil would have had me up out there, motherfucker. With a milkshake. Shout out to my nigga Bub. My nigga Bub used to have the truck.

He used to be on the couch with the nigga. He's foul niggas, man. My nigga Bubby Dub Dub. Foul. Foul. The real Bubba Dub. Shout out to my nigga Bubby Dub. Foul.

Definitely foul. Shout out to my boy Bubby. I have a question. You talking about the repass. Hey, I need a repass fool to slap because repass food here different. Yeah. Yeah. What's better, the repass food or the baby shower food?

Baby shower. They out the gate like that? Out the gate. It's not even close. I be low-key sad I'm eating this good at this man repass. Especially new shit. The new baby showers, they damn right like proposals. Yeah. Just have a fish fry, my shit. Don't fuck it at the repass yeah bro fish fry bro niggas not about to

be in my person smell like perch for the last time that's crazy that's out of pocket hey how did you propose uh ordered uh not ordered shout out to my family. They got the little spot, little Mexican spot out in Calcine. And we had a gender reveal the same day. Oh, that's hard. So she didn't know. So she thought we was just finding out what the baby was. And then, you know what I mean? I gave her what's happening.

I gave it to LeBron, man. I got this nigga the firest picture from that moment. That shit's crazy. Yeah. Go ahead. I LeBron mine. Do it from that moment. That shit's crazy. Yeah. Go ahead. I had LeBron on. Stood on the bed. Yes or no?

Wow. She said, oh my God. I thought you were going to go to one knee. No, no, no. It's me. I'm the prize. You're not. T-Examples.

Yeah, you out of pocket. You out of pocket. I'm the prize. You're not. Like, what? But y'all went somewhere far, though. Yeah, X. Samuels. Yeah, you out of pocket. You out of pocket. I'm the prize. You not. Like, what? But y'all went somewhere far, though. Yeah, we was out of town. We was out.

We was in some country. You can't drive to where you went, bro. So, don't make it seem like that. It was a good time. Yeah. Great decision. Yeah. Can't wait to see how my nigga DJ propose.

Yeah, it's going to be very interesting. Depends on if he gets another contract with the volume or not. The bag will be different by then, huh? Yeah. His proposal is going to be very interesting. Depends on if we get to another contract with the volume or not. The bag will be different by then, huh? Yeah. His report is going to be elite. Nigga, what? A little crazy.

Mike doing it, too. You coming out of retirement. Because I saw you on Instagram. Mike going to snitch. Mike was supposed to do about, what was the shit called? My engagement pictures. Damn. Damn, Mike Shiesty on us?

Nah, something happened. From Pornhub to engagement pictures what a transition my nigga is versatile Jack didn't want to wear a real coat yeah I didn't I wanted to wear a sweatsuit

I didn't want to wear a suit Apollo wanted to go ice skating he said he can't skate that would have been fire I couldn't ice skate I didn't want to wear real clothes ice skating is cool

ice skating is hard as fuck yeah that shit cool I ain't never been for real that's your cool bro now i can roller skate but our piece of the hl player to die from hockey y'all see that he got the skate across his neck yeah that is crazy what yeah bro yeah in the real game yeah bro oh they gotta cancel the league man and it's your little fight ain't tripping a died from a skate yeah bro crazy bro damn all right that's just a freak accident bro just

like the crocodile hunter because i think he didn't intentionally nah when they showed the replay i was like oh that's gonna even if he meant that or not boy that's gonna be tough yeah that's gonna be tough yeah that's gonna be tough Wow that's crazy I gotta look hopefully it wasn't intentional but yeah he died prayers up he died I'm sorry to hear that damn that's crazy that's really crazy bro I got you yeah that's crazy yeah bro that shit is it's a video i hope not i don't want to see that that's worse than the paul george video no no no this fucked up is this nigga was planning to propose oh so he's damn she's sick yeah adam johnson damn that sound like a nigga they do have a video and I definitely don't

want to watch it now please don't show me that that's crazy but yeah that's just fire I mean not fire that's just foul as fuck how like when I went to the point I was just like see this is why I should wear neck guards and I'm just like damn niggas been had this agenda in a back pocket like as soon as that happened people just like this is why they should wear neck guards and i'm just like damn had this agenda in their back pocket like as soon as that happened people just like this is why they should wear neck guards i'm like i ain't never seen a neck guard at hockey before yeah they need like something else bro because the boy gets sliced on your neck while skate is crazy which is because you said that's fire i was i was up he did say that was that's how you know I don't want to die. I pray not to die. He probably on TV, bro. escape, bro. To die at work is fucked up. I don't want to die at work. I pray not to die.

He probably on TV, bro. Yeah, bro. It was a game. It was a televised game. Damn. That shit's crazy. Prayers up. Prayers up for sure.

But shit, we knew this was going to happen, but eventually it happened now. James Harden with the Clippers. Shout out to PJ. Yeah, shout out to PJ, but I don't think that's going to do nothing for them. You don't think so? No. How are you going to play? for them. You don't think so? Nah. How are you going to play? You going to play all four of them and Zubat?

Shit, I think somebody's going to have to. I mean, eventually, you know, somebody's going to be hurt. Eventually, somebody's going to sit. You got to stagger it somehow. So they're all healthy. Who are you playing? What's the lineup? Oh, all healthy.

You damn right got to play all four. That's a nasty four. All four and buck. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Free Terrence Mann. Why? He's going to be a great six man then.

Yeah, he'll be just fine. I don't know. Hammer Russell Westbrook, second unit, going to kill. But James Harden, Russ, PG, Kawhi, and Zubac, that's your lineup? I'm fucking with it. It ain't a bad lineup. PG can play the four. They tall enough. PG can play the four. Kawhi can and Zubek. That's your lineup? I'm fucking with it. It ain't a bad lineup. PG can play the four. Kawhi can play the four. Small ball now.

Strong as shit. They really hard. They are. If they healthy, whoever. James. Whoever, bro. That don't even matter. Let's get a strategy and let's get our motherfucking what do you call it together? Nigga's chemistry. Get the chemistry together. Let's get a strategy and let's get our motherfucking what do you call it together?

Nigga's chemistry. Get the chemistry together. That's what matters the most. All of them is interchangeable. It's going to be tough to get chemistry when it's four players that are dominant players that usually had a ball. I'm saying this for them to figure it out though, bro. I'm sure they all thought about that before

we said one, two, three Clippers nigga. I'm sure they thought about it that before we said one two three clippers i'm sure they thought yeah but like over there russ is only russ when he got the ball like if he not making the decision playing passing rebounding he ain't really that effective for you but i feel like even if you got to kind of sweat or do it like you do with like mono and james hart could just be your second unit killer if you need to be if russ got to be the point guard to make it easy, then fuck it. Yeah, but, like, dumbing down Russ. Because somebody going to get dumbed down.

And I feel like they're going to try to dumb down Russ. And Russ been playing well for the Clippers right now. So, if you dumb him down, you're going to basically get the Lakers. And we've seen what kind of shit that was. Russ only averaging 13 points this year. But the way he playing though. He playing, yeah. He playing well.

He playing good ball. Yeah, he playing like good. Like he got a good feel. He's not adding them or make it worse? Yeah, because Russ got the ball. He already got to get PG Kawhi going. Zubek, but it's still him. He got to get them going.

Now you got James Harden. James Harden do what Russ do. James Harden a point guard. So now what you going to do? Russ to the two? That ain't where he strong at. But James is great at the two as well. Is he?

Yeah, bro. When the last time you seen James at the two? In Houston. His grandson's been a while. He was at the two at Houston? Yeah, he was, bro. Who was the point? Pat Bale was the point.

Chris Paul was the point. Nah, they used to go to the corner. Facts. And James had that rock. I can't. I'm just saying. Remember how we said, James, you the point guard. And Brooke, like, had the game.

Two guard a while. Russell Westbrook played with James Harden. He was the point guard. Hated it. Left. Wanted to go to Washington. Well, they got back together, Jeff. I mean, I ain't saying they ain't friends.

That's what was confusing me, man. I was confused, too. They know. I was confused, too. they know what the fuck happened in Houston so if it was that fucking bad I don't think niggas will collab again what's the fucking point they still friends but they literally have Westbrook playing a five he was saying picking roads I ain't lying it's gonna ain't lying. I think if they figure it out, nigga, it's going to be a problem. Yeah, I think if they can figure it out, I feel like they smart enough basketball players to where they can figure it out.

And you got Ty Lue. If they didn't have Ty Lue or a coach like him, I would feel iffy. I feel like Ty Lue is going to be the person to make that work. I think they're going to play Russ and PG together and then James and Kawhi together. I could see that. Like first quarter, second quarter type shit. Stagger that shit.

Yeah. Whoever got to go and finish it out. Yeah, they going to finish it out together. That's smart. I like that, too. Because Russ and PG already got some type of connection from the OKC days. PJ Tucker living the fucking life, man. I love that.

Don't he just get to go. Shout out to PJ. PJ could be the star of 419. It's a white slide down. Yeah, man. I love that. Don't he just get to go? Shout out to P.J. P.J. could be the star of 4-N-10. It's a white slide down. Yeah, bro. It's gone. That shit is tight. Shout out to P.J., man.

Yeah, nah, he earned all that shit. He got to move all 4,000 of them shoes from Philadelphia to L.A. Man. The beginning of his career until now, the later years of his shit, been elite, bro. Nah, it's beginning. Elite. He started in Toronto. No, that's what I'm saying.

But I'm saying every city he played in. Oh, you're talking about the city. I'm just talking about his pool in the league. It's like, bro, I think that nigga was like, no, I'm going to. You damn right. You know what I'm saying? He done played in some great cities. He done played in Phoenix, Toronto, Houston, Philly.

Now he in L.A. He done played in Louisville. Yeah, he had a fire city. Oh, God. Louisville had the best tour. Oh he in LA. He didn't really will. Yeah, he had a fire city. No, I don't got it. Oh, for sure. That's the best. I would say Jamal, but Jamal just played every fucking game.

Jamal played in Portland. Jamal played for all 30 teams. Chicago, New York. Yeah. Jamal had a run, bro. I can't even say playing for the knicks was like a pro like outside of playing in the garden niggas don't be like damn i played for the knicks they play yeah i played for the knicks they were sad but that was some elite times in new york though

because when teams came to new york it's always a league i played for the knicks it's hard yeah i'm saying because when they when teams came there it was a big deal bro and that's when he would get off them random 50 gamepoint games and shit. Everybody want to play for the Knicks, bro. What about you? Did you want to play for the Knicks? Never wanted to play for the Knicks. That's not my personality.

You had a chance. Yeah, I had a chance. But if you one of them guys, you'll play for the Knicks. You want to play for the Knicks. It's the guard, and it's always hype. And then the Knicks is just one of the most loved teams, bro. Yeah, you a low-key motherfucker, too. Yeah, I always wanted to play for like the Bucs and like the Hawks.

Nobody that really got on TV. You a Charlotte Hornet type nigga. Now? Not now. Nah, I couldn't be on that team. On the team. Kyle Jones pick it wrong. The real Terry Rozier.

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I wish I would have played for like Chicago or something like that. New York. I wish I would have played for a big time city team, New York. I wish I would have played for a big-time city team, but that wasn't me, though. It just wasn't my opportunity. I wish that nigga would have went to the Lakers, bro. Niggas was close. I forgot about that. I was scared.

I ain't going to lie. I ain't want to play with Kobe, bro. He wanted you to play with him, though. I was like, that would have been so hard, bro. He told me, what did he say about Jalen? We was in a game. He was like, you left me with this i was like what he left me with this nah he was pointing at jeremy lynn yeah i was like

oh like what he was he's supposed to come out here and you left me with this i've been hard bro he was like man that crazy i was like, man, that shit crazy. I was like. You in cold, bro? It wasn't going to be hard. I ain't want to be Jeremy Lin, nigga. I would have been telling somebody else, you love me with this shit? I would have been mad as hell. He wouldn't have said that to you, bro. He wouldn't have fucked.

You would have had fun. You were going crazy, bro. I probably would have had fun. But like, Lil Will was like, this nigga different, bro. He different. Oh, this was them years. Yeah, it was like. They had like Boozer.

It was Jeremy Lin, Boozer. All the Rebuilders. Jordan Hill. It wasn't like lit. It wasn't lit at all. It was like they had like boozer it was germy lynn boozer all the rebuild jordan hill it wasn't like lit it wasn't lit at all it was like nah i ain't trying to go out shots of jordan so this was like what this was like mid-season this off-season this was in the middle of the game when i was about to get traded was off-season so uh yeah right before your party i remember that day vividly damn nigga. Damn. I swear. And I ended up finishing out the year in Atlanta. That's crazy.

Matter of fact, that was the year I made the all-star team. Matter of fact. They was going to trade you that year? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Because we played them, and I went through the lane. I dunked on Jordan Hill. It was early in the season. And he was like, you left me with this shit?

He's playing Germany. They beat us, actually. It was so crazy. Damn. You was guarding J. season and he was like you left me with this he's playing germany they beat us actually it was so crazy yeah he was guarding jay lynn i was he actually had a good game too so i was like this is the game bad bro i don't know what he talking about like he ain't terrible you know that insanity in new york was crazy we played him during that time for real yeah we played lance any during that time. He killed two. Melo used to be so shitty. It's Darren Williams' fault. I think we played them like one of the first or second games Melo came back.

They beat us though, but Jeremy Lin was hooping. He was like, it had to be like 80 cameras under him. He came out to warm up, and my time was like a little similar to his. It had to be like 80 cameras under the go when he was warming up i was like damn he was different bro he had sports center on man what they was guessing that on my mom he had sports in her own if jeremy lennon would have played a couple years later but like when social media was really really cracking bro he'd have been rich rest of his life bro oh yeah these times these times bro he would have made so jeremy lennon 100 million dollar fool for bro he would have been rich rest of his life bro oh yeah these times these times

bro he would have made so generally a hundred million dollar fool for sure he would have easy money bro yeah his fucking platform it would have been immaculate bro all them followers he would have had he would have been up there yeah i was trying to think now who else went on a crazy run like that and generally who we ain't saying that but i'm just trying to think like who else did a crazy run like that and just it didn't keep i ain't never seen nobody have crazy run like that? And Jeremy Lincoln, we ain't saying that, but I'm just trying to think, like, who else did a crazy run like that and just, it didn't keep that. I ain't never seen nobody have a run like that. Besides Tim Tebow. No disrespect to Tim Tebow. Tebow didn't have a Jeremy Lynn run.

He was a great college football player. Nah, bro, that Denver Broncos shit, Tim Tebow, bro, he had a run. Oh, you talking about, oh, when he throwing for five passes a game going to the playoffs. And them niggas was winning, bro. Oh, my mommy. Nah, it wasn't Jeremy Lin, though, bro.

Jeremy Lin was sleeping on the couch, bro. The couch sold for thousands, bro. Man, I hate that, though. That's because he live in New York. Yeah, but like. And he was living with somebody, too. He was living with Landry Phillips. Shout out to Landry Phillips.

He went to Harvard and everything. Yeah, but like, bro was really out here. He was grinding. Lakers 30. He had a great game. Yeah, he was killing, but bro, he was like,

what the fuck? Getting 30 and going to sleep on your homie couch was crazy. I'm all sports center. I got to get up on my nigga full time.

That's out of pocket. Jeremy Lin was like Mike. On my mama's. He might have the greatest sports moment. He had the best two weeks of ever I ever seen in my life

he was living like then he ended up getting what 30 million or something 30 35 the Rockets paid him that's when they first doing that poison pill

shit when they had the back load of money on your contract yeah he might have got a three for 30 you said like Mike I hate that movie

why these little dusty ass shoes make you good now That's terrible bro That's one of the worst basketball movies And Morris Chestnut being a small forward was nasty Oh he was in that movie Fucking up the lineage I'm not passing the ball to Morris Chestnut

Nah bro Damn I didn't know he was in that fucking movie Like one of the worst ones Yes it is Nah bro Basketball purposes bro Like one of the worst ones. Yes, it is. Nah, bro. Basketball purposes, bro. Basketball purposes, bro. As a kid movie, I'm going to give it a pass.

Yeah, I'm talking about basketball purposes, bro. It's one of the worst. That and Love and Basketball. Oh, I'm rolling. Love and Basketball is one of the worst basketball movies. It's a good movie. Who the actor in that motherfucking Q? Yeah.

I don't know his real name. Omar Ips. Yeah. He can't hoop Quincy McCall is one of the weakest nah he was

weaker than like Mike Bow Wow was better than him Omar Ips was terrible oh yeah

give me Shad his behind the back was terrible that's the worst behind the back I ever

that's what I'm saying we speaking pure basketball you gotta get the clip it's when he was with USC

I think he went behind his back oh and the he 22 trash I'm like that yeah he was one so we rolling with tonight Latham look better than him in that movie it's not like it was over she's sort of, damn, she might have really played. She did. She had a little butch in her game. Who else? No baked beans.

So, who better? Morris Chestnut and Like Mike or Quincy McCall? I don't know, bro. She had a little butch in her game. That's wild. Butch McCray. Oh, I thought y'all was saying like butch as in like. Like young M.A.?

She's not even young. She's just M.A. now. Yeah, she is though. How long can you be a young? Which rapper? Like all those rappers. 25, bro. What?

Well, you got to remove the young off your shit. Lil Wayne still got, he's still Lil Wayne. He's 50. Yeah yeah he's short all the motherfuckers be short though yeah when i seen jeezy i was i was just about to say that bro you was the biggest coke dude i ever seen my life believed every drug you sold i didn't i thought he was just as tall as goddamn the game bro i stood next to you bro i was like this little motherfucker would not hold me i swear to god he wouldn't bro be careful you had to pull that pissed off me bro because i would i would have walked the walls with

you because you little as hell i mean don't sleep bro bro i say he would he probably got a guy you might have a big old gun you got a rondo wingspan hit you up south that 40 count he might sit your side there with that biscuit count You right He might Hit you up side With that biscuit boy You gonna win the fight Yeah he was about to show me You gonna lose the war Cause I'm being a meth addict

Nah I didn't know He was that short though I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie bro Kevin Hart Lloyd I seen Lloyd I said damn

Lloyd is a leprechaun That's why I'm like Back then when I used to See them I was like You must gotta be short To get in Lloyd was really 5'2". That'd be broke.

A Snoop Dogg, Thug, Game, they were rare, bro. Yeah, I'm with my mama. Waka Flocka, they rare. Waka Flocka is a tall motherfucker. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though. Where is he even tall? Yeah. 5'6", 2'6", 3", yeah.

Game tall. That's what I'm saying. It's spooky. But the rest of them, I'm like, bro, ain't no no way you talking somebody like that and you are five nothing yeah bro you got me yeah bro i'll fling your ass so yeah you keep talking that g is in the trunk you better have a lot of guns because they give this one-on-one and i can get my hands on your little pity you better kill him i'm gonna blink I know I like I wanna you see that you see what heavy 50 got to it he said he'd be so fast I just had to grab you know I

wanna smoke my ear was ringing for a week yeah oh yeah that's different yeah that's a professional tank i don't want no smoke nah that short as hell too he will kill somebody yeah i want no smoke child to them hey man um your man charleston white valid points for once in his life what'd he say he said a woman can't raise a man single mothers out there he's like at some point you got to be with somebody with a male figure a daddy his life is a woman can I raise a man by herself thanks it's a tough conversation was a lot everybody tender now can't say nothing to nobody can't talk to him because they grew up with their mama. They be tender. And you can tell.

Not in a bad sense, but you can tell. You can tell when somebody's grown up with a lot of feminine prejudices. Yeah, yeah. Thoughts in their head. Yeah, facts. I mean, yeah, I guess, you know, you do need a male figure. I ain't going to ever disrespect us, but it happens more than none. Yeah, and also, too, too in that situation a lot of times it's not because

they want to be single parents. I don't think that was the play from the beginning. A lot of these girls just want to have babies just for GP. I agree. But not all of them.

I mean not all of them but we definitely play our part. We hit them and quit them. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like we got to take some type of accountability.

We just ain't going to act like just men just out here trying to be great fucking fathers and shit. That shit capping a bitch. A lot of you niggas are still living in your seats, still running around, nigga. So, fuck that. I ain't going, bro. I ain't going. Appreciate that.

Kids do need they motherfucking daddy, but at the same time, it's a lot of bitch ass motherfuckers walking around, living down the street from their kids and they ain't pulling up so that's a fact no that's i ain't blaming the fucking mama for raising her kid the best way she can so i don't even i i agree with it but shit you you gotta speak both sides of that weak ass shit though i a thousand percent agree i'm just like nigga they didn't just want to be single parents some of these people thought it was going to be different it didn't work out that way we're just supposed to do all damn that ain't here them but you do also gotta let another dude like pause you gotta look like another male figure be in his life like he got an uncle or he got a coach or somebody you gotta let them be a man because a lot of them be like you try to help discipline the kid or

something like hey man you need to get off that don't talk to my son like you know i mean you like yeah he gonna be he gonna get his way or he going to be tender or whatever. He going to be all the rest of his life. Should have kept letting me hit you. I ought to have took care of you and him. Benefits. Discipline for everybody. I didn't mean to ruin your take, bro.

I was going to say. I feel that. I was just putting a stamp on it, bro. I mean, sometimes you got to be the ball coach that take down the mama. I don't know. Hey, not me. Shout out to Bubba Dub. Yeah, Bubba Dub said it.

Nah, for real. Keep on playing, Tom. It be hard, though, bro. Sometimes a lot of these little niggas don't want to play sports, bro. What if your son wanted to be a cheerleader? All right. What you had next?

Shout out to Step It Up. What you had next? What if your son wanted to be the little nigga throwing the hose up in the air? What would you have next on the agenda? I said my nigga going to be a basement, bro. This nigga's crazy. Why he got to be a basement, though?

Would you be mad at your son for wanting to be a cheerleader or play volleyball? Come on, man. I know some quality. I guess I would much rather. I would much rather. Look at these niggas energy. I know some quality. I guess I'm much better. I know some quality. Look at these niggas energy. I know some dudes that play volleyball, bro. That's real athletes, bro.

Shout out to Chase Budinger, bro. Who? Chase Budinger. Oh, yeah, Chase. Yeah, he's a volleyball player. Yeah, I'm a respecter. I'm a respecter. He's athletic as hell.

All right, what's the most out-of-pocket sport, karate or wrestling? Pro wrestling or like high school? High school wrestling? I'm not disrespecting either one of them. High school. High school wrestling? I'm not disrespecting either. I ain't either because I've seen Terrence Crawford wrestle. He get on your ass. I ain't cool, huh?

Niggas are body slamming. Yeah, I'm cool. I ain't got no disrespect for them. They different. Terrence Crawford definitely drinks Pepsi. For sure. I seen his fit the other day. I said, that nigga ain't.

He out the hood, but the hood ain't left him. Not at all. And he used to wrestle. I don't want to smoke with nobody like that. Speaking of Chase Buttergur, why tell the Parsons hate on every white person in the NBA now? I think it's funny. Every time somebody in the white NBA start going crazy. Because they be trying to disrespect him.

He pull out with the hate. It'd be funny. What if he said, I ain't tapped into Chase. He'd be going crazy. He was hating on Austin Reeves back. funny. What did he say? I ain't tapped in the chain. He'd be going crazy. He was hating Austin Reeves bad. Oh, what'd he say? He ain't like that? I'm the only white boy like that.

Shout out to Chandler, bro. I remember him from high school. He was cool. He definitely finessed the league. I respect that. Respect. Definitely finessed the league. Shout out to Memphis.

Biggest finesse. That's crazy. That was a wild something. I wish I could've figured out how you did it, bro. He could've hooped though, bro. He wasn't weak by no means. His body was fucked up. But I'm saying he got them to pay him all that money and his

knee was messed up. Yeah. Like, how did you do it? I just needed two more years. You should've got the surgery. I told you so now. No, I should've finessed him. I should've done what he did. I could've just faked it. I should've even got it checked out. Just been hurt. Faked it like Envy wife huh Like who wife

No He say faked it like who wife DJ Envy wife DJ Envious Hey I never agree with this nigga But shout out to Tyrese The Envy household is out of pocket

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enjoy a good laugh make sure to listen to the good morning football podcast monday through friday on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. He was trying to be the marriage counselor, bro. Shit went south, basically, man. Tyrese kept texting too much. Tyrese out of pocket did. Tyrese, why you trying to

slide on the... He was. He said, I'm going to fix y'all marriage. Tyrese, I'm going to beat y'all. But Envy gave him permission, though, bro, to text his wife. Did he? He was. He was. He said, I'm going to fix y'all marriage. Tyrese, I'm going to beat y'all ass. But Envy gave him permission, though, bro, to text his wife. Did he? He did. He knew it. He didn't have a choice.

He knew it. After he apologized for what he did, he never let it just happen. I just think they was out of pocket for making that public, though. She said she faked it for 10 years. Oh, she said she faked? Faked having an orgasm with him for 10 years so who's getting a real one they wrote a book about that yeah together um nah bro yeah that's the real story real story no thanks that ain't no cap we can move on you gotta

get a new uh it's over yeah it's it's over. Speaking of some funny shit, the couple from Good Morning America, I guess they, their little silence is over. They got a podcast. They about to drop. Talking about all the, they was married to different people and they was working together. Oh. They got a podcast coming out about that shit. Oh, they about to be live.

That bitch going to be lit. I was thinking about some shit. I was like, that's low key horror. For you, for you to leave your girl and start a podcast with Josiah, bitch, it's crazy. That's a hell of a rollout. That is amazing. That's crazy. It's a genius idea.

It got me to thinking. DJ thinking about a 520 spin-off. We can do a late-night podcast for you. A spin-off. Okay. Go crazy. Go crazy. Don't worry. Don't go crazy don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry be happy don't worry be happy i'm happy that will not be on the volume

but i was wondering like if they i wish back in the day they can have podcast for all the random shit that happens we can actually know what happened like if there was a OJ Simpson led podcast about what happened to know if they said to travel that would have been a bitch of the ball so now I agree bow Wow OJ is a legend but it's him when they came and makes podcast I'm like he really beat the allegations and he didn't trip it. He be chowing on them niggas, bro. That shit crazy, bro. Who was it?

I seen a tweet where he was like, something happened. Somebody just got in an incident with their wife or something happened. When he retweeted the fake tweet, he was just like, Will, you need to call me next time. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I said, this is wild bro when he said oj telling him she didn't call me that if you like retweeted that no that's wild that is i got the recipe

because he wrote a book and said what if i did it yeah that's my favorite old head right now no bro i'm having that personality like that oh for the oj i don't want to live in LA cuz we might find out I want to come across the killer you know fuck oh joy ah he didn't do it DJ the glove didn't fit bro to you no he didn't know she I saw the trial I saw it was fuzzy bro saying. It was fuzzy, bro. That DNA. Nigga. That DNA was matching perfectly. It was fuzzy, bro. Nigga, if he was on power, his ass would have went to jail for 100 years. That was the worst conviction of all time. They pulled out a fucking black glove and said it don't fit.

Bitch, how do you know that was the one? It was all scripted. DNA. 3OJ. So it was backwards. Good job. 3OJ, bro. I mean, I don't know. Free OJ. So it was backwards. Good. Good job. Free OJ, bro. I mean, I don't know.

Good job? I mean, good shit, Johnny Cochran, because. RP. The real JC. You finessed the shit out of that. The real JC? Not Jason Collins? Man.

Who Jason Collins? The first cheerleader. The first baseman. No A-Rod. Shut up. That was good. The first baseman, no A-Rod. That was elite.

That was a bar. That was a bar. We were going to say contract at the ball. That was a bar. That was a bar. That was a bar. That's funny. That's a bar. That's a bar.'s a boy the first base I really wish they had a kind of podcast with Bill Clinton too because that was some filthy shit for him to get on TV and they had to have a press conference about this nigga cheating that's crazy bro that's why I want to be that famous bro you gotta talk

about you getting some neck that's why that's why all this trump was doing bill got a little side was had and they thought that nigga was the worst person man those were different times too though i mean they were doing a lot of then no i'm saying though i think bill probably i ain't saying he would have got a pass at a minute we would have kind of made it cool oh Oh, if Biden got some side? Black people fucked with Bill Clinton, nigga. I don't know why we did it. We would have made it cool. I don't know why either.

He was locking everybody up, but that's another. Now, I got a question. If Obama would have got some side, how we would have felt about that? We would have turned on him? It would have been expected. Was she white or black? That's a great question. It was a white neck dinner oh she was white he is cooked by our community or the media all the above they would have been on his ass bro they would have friday michelle would have been the president easily

yeah i swear so yeah i think he would have been better to have a treat with a black woman he was supposed to Kelly Rowland not not Kim K facts now if he did it with a black woman everybody been mad at him but they mean like well she do look better than Michelle like you know they would have did something like that but I'm so sorry so never mind cheat up not down yeah basically a conversation yeah real thing though hey I think girls care Cheat up, not down. Yeah. Basically. It's a different conversation. Is that a real thing, though?

I think girls care about what the girl look like. They don't want to say it. They're not going to say it to you, but they're going to send it to the group chat. And look at this ugly ass bitch. He's cheated on her. Oh, no. They're going to say it. They're going to say it. No, I'm saying if the chick is badder than them, they're not going to voice that, bro.

Absolutely. No, they're not going to say they're badder. But if she's weaker, she's going to say, with this weak ass bitch? Absolutely. Nah, she harder than them. Like, really? Yeah, you going to scroll a little longer through them pictures because you going to try to find a weak one.

Been looking for a bad angle. No, you going to try to see how cap it is. Damn, I went through the first three. Damn, this bitch low key hard. She done went through the tag pictures on Instagram. But I still gotta keep the same energy. A weak bitch,

you fuck around, motherfucker, hit you in the side of the head with a motherfucker sock filled with soap, nigga. Damn. For real.

I think if you a girl don't your nigga cheat with a weak girl, it's like, ah, he really don't want her. He just needed a little something to do.

Like, if she badder, I would be more scared. Like, he fucking around like her. So you're saying it's different levels of them being mad? needed a little something to do. If she badder, I would be more scared. He fucking around really like her. So you're saying it's different levels of them being mad? I mean, I just think if I was them in the situation, I'd be like, oh, he hit the weak girl

because he just probably wanted to do something. He was on some drunk stuff or he was just bored or he was just on that. Now, she colder than me, I'd be like, yeah, he probably was a little invested probably he probably took some time with it mmm mmm and it go by the person to when she started messing with that nigga like spending and shit you Sunday go yeah and he got a blue check. That's crazy. Back in the day, that was a thing though. Wait, wait,

there's a blue check here? Hold on. That nigga live in New York? Yeah. Like when T first got his blue check. He got a brown stuff?

When I got my first blue check. He was part of the OG community with the blue checks. We just talking about blue checks. That's crazy. Why y'all try to throw me under the bus like I was hitting niggaiggas' balls?

We just talked about Blue Jacks. I was the nigga they was talking about. Nah, he was the DM warrior, bro. You cheating with this nigga? I was not a DM warrior, bro. I had moments, but I wasn't a DM warrior. You cheating with this nigga is crazy. Because that's hate, low-key.

Even if it is your girl, that's hate. Yeah. That's hate. I was just saying, do niggas really investigate like girls, though? Hell yeah. I don't think so, bro. I ain't never did that. I don't think niggas really go to the deep.

Hell no, bro. Really? Fuck no. I think when I was like 16, I might have went through a phone. You know how shattered I be, nigga? I don't want no smoking no phone. This is why I stopped going through phones. When I was 16, my girlfriend at that time.

Damn, you started early. Nah, my girlfriend at that time got some neck from a nigga. Okay. And I was hurt. And I knew the dude. Like, damn, he ate my girl. Yeah. My girl's joint.

And that was crazy. Damn. I didn't care, though. It was probably your next deal, too. You had to really. I wasn't doing that at that time. So I was like, he just took it. Good job, bro.

I was like, he ain't hit. She's, bro. I was like, he ain't hit. She's like, no. All right, cool. Yeah, go on. Go on, girl. You a youngster, so we'll give you a pass. Yeah, but when I got old enough. That's crazy, bro.

I would never do that. I think that's so out of pocket. What? Just to go in anybody's privacy, bro. Going through somebody's phone, bro. You just never know. When do you find time to do that? I never went through a phone. I went through an iPad.

Tell your dark story. The real Tyrese. Ain't seen that iPad again. The real Tyrese. Nah, go through somebody's phone over 20 times. Boy, that boy went through an iPad. That motherfucker

big as hell. Outside of... Motherfucker went, that boy went through an iPad. That motherfucker big as hell. Outside of... Motherfucker right there on the table had an iPad. After high school, bro, going through somebody's shit is wild, bro. DJ was grown, bro. iPad. Sure was. Yeah, you was of age.

I sure was. Bro, what? Okay. What made you go through that? Good shit, T. That's what I'm on, bro. Because what? Why, bro?

Like, what made you be like, hey, I need, bro. Because what? Why, bro? Like, what was going through you? Like, what made you be like, hey, I need to look at this iPad? A couple banners popped up. I was like, oh. Oh. That's vicious. You getting texts. Them banners big as hell.

On the iPad. Damn. Was it social media banners or text message banners? I messaged double K on your iTunes. I mean, the iPad and your iTunes I mean the iPad On your phone Yeah they come together It was Christmas

Yeah so she was On her phone Didn't realize the iPad Was getting busy Okay I got one Put that birthday shirt Right back in my pocket Was the number saved

For sure That's dang I wouldn't give a fuck I'm different I would've been like Damn shorty That's how you I don't give a fuck about shit like that.

Yeah, I really. I think you kind of set yourself up for your heart to just be. You say you can't do it. Bro, I'm cool. Damn, Mario Wine is your one though? I don't either, bro. And if you can take my girl, bro, take her, bro. Absolutely, bro.

Yeah, please do. Absolutely, bro. She's yours, fam. yours yeah you got it and have a ball yeah niggas going she's a cool girl yeah dj dj and the rest of y'all motherfuckers y'all out of pocket bro y'all weird let it go no offense that's a weird opportunity like my wife won't be at the table, bro. It'd be wild, bro. It don't even cross my mind.

Bro, we are the same, bro. I did not even think twice. You never thought about it before? Matter of fact, I've never even thought about, like. I don't have no reason. I got the same. We have the same phone. I don't need shit out of your shit.

I'll tell a motherfucker, hey, send me Bridget's number. I ain't going through your phone looking for a motherfucking number or anything. Like, what makes you... Because you got to be meddling, bro. You ain't going to know your motherfucking girlfriend

to play Snake, nigga. Facts, bro. We'd be in the bed. Or Candy Crush. We'd be in the bed. She'd be over there writing. I ain't going to lie. Sometimes she'd be on, like, Facebook.

You know, she a Facebook warrior. She'd be on there doing her Facebook stuff. I look the other way. Like, I don't even want to see what you write on Facebook yeah that shit is crazy DJ a different type of time okay so what was that conversation like afterwards oh we didn't have one oh he toxic I told you when the birthday trip we're back to so DJ kept that on the tip so was your

heart broke disappointed for sure i think we all would be disappointed for sure i was a little disappointed i'd see some show here bro i'm heartbroken i don't want no smoke with that phone bro that's different that phone dangerous like because i i really don't want to see no phone because i know everybody dm so a could just be dm and re like she might not even Exactly But for me to see a dude That like I know That's terrible I just

I wouldn't even be mad at him Cause you supposed to shoot your shot Cause you a dude It's disrespectful But I don't care But if you know him It's disrespectful It's of course disrespectful

It is disrespectful But I always tell a motherfucker Why would you date somebody That don't nobody else want Yeah like I don't really care Yeah if don't nobody wants you You probably weak Yeah I don't

I don't even want that So you gotta know What come with that though For sure I built So you gotta know What come with that though For sure I built myself up To know what come with that Alright you a looker Me too

You a brush line Yeah a looker And niggas is gonna Shoot they shot Niggas say what's up To us all the time Yeah But niggas ain't obligated

No loyalty to us No But Cause I don't hang out with them Right and don't Ever think it's sweet though My nigga Like if motherfuckers

Find out don't show no love Yeah just don't say what up I ain't mad at you cause you supposed to do your job And that's the nasty part Cause the niggas be like oh what's good bro It's like nigga But I don't even care about that I say what up bro He good with it

You fail nigga you fail You try you fail I see you shining Boy you looking good I'm surprised he ain't never said no shit like that fucked up Damn I see you shining Boy you looking good He in here though I'm surprised he ain't I'm surprised he ain't Never said no shit like that

Like So what you say back bro Like on some shit like I do I ain't gonna lie I did that before Oh okay To a nigga

I ain't gonna say his name He know who he is He's at a hookah lounge one time He tried to come up to me Say what up Like what up bro I was like What up P

Oh yeah you You know me Yeah Oh yeah I was like what up like what up bro i was like what up p oh yeah you you know me yeah oh yeah i'm like what up though he was like you're good you're good this funny ah what's up boy are you straight boy funny as hell that boy out of pocket that's my yeah but loud because you're supposed to do that but like don't try to be like what's yourall on tonight boy Y'all got a 520 party tonight boy Get home Yeah Niggas is out of pocket bro You try to come see her

In the little fit I know It's cool I like her too bro It's good It's hard It's hard to be bro Yeah

It's real shit Be hence that I'm Mario Wines Oh yeah bro With me going through A girl's DM's and texts Cause you gotta find some shit bro and i feel like girls are so crafty nigga you really like you're doomed for failure you're gonna find yourself mad because niggas don't even want that girl saying thank you back let alone you find the

deep thread she can't be talking about shit if you find a deep thread and they just conversing nigga throughout the day yeah when they start sending the reels pack your bag when the reels get going you it's over the reels that is that is like a love that's like what they call that i love language bro yeah like you said real system i'm gonna say your girl tick tock bro you're gonna be able to tick a TikTok. Me beating your ass. It's a compilation. Niggas love some of them TikToks. They do.

Oh, and she put that laughing emoji back. You're sick. They be thinking they old. That's crazy. All niggas want to make sure is that door is cracked just a little bit. But when that dude fail. Yeah. How you doing all right, though?

Yeah. Hey, look. Shoulder to crown is a dick to ride on. That's crazy. Pause. I'm telling y'all, bro. And on that note,

advice would be here. Hit the DMs and get your relationship together. Shout out to Gilly. That's a real message, bro. But we can wrap it up,

man. Pause. Fuck y'all. Get buddy. 520. We out. The Volume. Wake up with football

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