Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on barber shop FAILS, fighting in church, R. Kelly ODs, CRAZY Door Dash story

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

We’re back with Season 3, Episode 69 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys tell hilarious stories of their experiences at a barber shop, people getting into fights at church, TERRIBLE Door Dash experiences, and much more! #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Volume. All right, man, we back. Another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm the host, my name is DJ Wells. Same gang with me to my left. We got my dog, Bishop B. Hitting out the prillies. How you doing, nasty?

What's happening, brother? Let's get to it, baby. For sure, man. I forgot, man, we gotta add the Greenleaf back, man. Since we been back in the pool pit with it, man. It's that time, bro. Vacation Bobbin School on the way, you know the vibes? People still call me that on Twitter, bro.

All because of you, started that shit back in the day. Shout out to the Aliens, man. Live your rhymes, man. To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Tig, how you what? Hoka athlete. You know what I mean? Oh, he got the Hokies on today. I feel good man about the deal.

Okay. Hoka athlete, tap in. I've been rock climbing, all type of different stuff. What's the color way you want them to customize for you? You know, they can just keep it. I really want me a solid blue, white royal blue and grayish color. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. All right Okay. Okay. All right, B.H. you need the all black, hokas with the white laces? Oh, no, keep me whatever y'all got, just give them. Sorry. I ain't gonna do too much, man. I ain't gonna lie, the sole's so thick,

like the sole's so thick, I used to think my shoes was on wrong. You see how it look like, but I was like, I ain't. They don't fly though. Nah, them tough. With the hoka written on the side of them like that. I was like, dang. Don't fly though. Nah, them tough. With the Hoka written on the side of them like that, I'll roll with them for sure. Yeah, they comfortable though.

Nah, for sure man, shout out to Hoka. It's okay, a busy shoe, but it's a simple shoe. I'll rock with him. I'll rock with him man. We getting older though, we gotta get some walking shoes here soon. Still keep your fly shoes, but you know, you need some good walk around shoes man.

You trying to put us in the Monarchs already? Nah, I'm just saying though, you know you your fly shoes, but you need some good walk around shoes, man. Comfortable. You trying to put us in the Monarchs already? Nah, I'm just saying though, you always looking for a comfortable shoe. You might not want to throw it in the Jordan or a Phone Posit. You might just want to walk around in some smooth shit. So I rock with the Hocus, man.

I used to wear Monarchs. Them used to hurt, actually. I thought they were comfortable, they're not comfortable. Man, listen, if I was there just passing, them was flying out the shelf, the official dad's shoe. That's crazy how them went up like that, bro. The Monarchs, bro. Classic Nike shoe.

It's quiet. What's one shoe y'all used to wear all the time which I can't wear no more? I know you had mentioned a couple, but. I ain't gonna lie, bro. This sound crazy, but the white K-Swiss going around, bro, that was a staple of my household, bro. the white K-Swiss going around, bro, that was a staple of my household, bro. The white K-Swiss?

Yes, bro. Well, it's a part time, people used to rock them. Low key, that low white, OG original, that was a thing. If it was a photo shoot in the black film, they was gonna have white shirts and denim and some white K-Swiss, somebody of girl, they're gonna have that fit on, bro. Facts, facts.

But that's it for me, I would never put on another pair. Ironically, a shoe I used to wear all the time that I can't wear now is the Barkley's. Yeah. I used to wear these, these was like, I had them in eighth grade, I had them every year they came out since forever. I had them when I was a youngster.

But I can't put them on. It take too much to put on. But you gotta pull the back of it up. Yeah, but you. And step. Yeah, I ain't got time for all that. Up, step. Bro.

That's a method to my match with them. These, the diamond turfs, any OG Nike shoe that got the sock booty in there where you gotta pull both this has to put it on, bro. It's a hassle. Even though I'm gonna do it anyway, it be like, damn, I'm not taking these shoes off. If I walk in your house, sorry,

they're gonna be on until I get home, bro. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, I don't, right now, my life is set up. I like to put on shoes I can just slide in. That's why I wear the same shoes all the time by the door. They be by the door, I just put my foot in. Them Jordan black Jordan threes. Oh yeah, black hat, smudged.

Already? Well, I wear them every day. They by the door, literally. That's crazy. Yeah, I weren't married that. They bought a new one, literally. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. If y'all seen what I did to my black metallic fox, I feel like Reese right now. I feel like a child when I looked at those others.

I said, I'm out of pocket for violating these like that. Luckily I had two queer. Oh, they've been gas station run, mall trips, field trips. Ah, yeah. Helped my mama take a self out of her house. It does not matter, but a metallic fox got got hella run from me

and they look nasty. I'm disappointed in myself. Yeah, disrespectful. Yeah, man, they get wicked like that for sure. But how was y'all father's days, man? With y'all, I know, doze and doze. You told me, you know what I'm saying, you took care of Pop's man on the golf.

Yeah, I went golfing with my pops on a simulator he got and I beat him in a round. He was hot. And I only would golf with an eight iron. He was pissed, he was trying to tell me, you need to switch it up while you're putting it in. I was like, nah, I'm gonna do it like putt putt. Just give me one club.

He was pissed too. He like, you ain't really, you ain't half bad. You just an asshole. My boy Happy Gilmore in there messing up the vibes. Yeah, messing up the vibes. He actually pretty good though, but he pulling all his special clubs and see if you just listen to me.

I hit it in the bushes one time, or the rocks or something, and he was trying to tell me what club I need to get out. And I was like, nah, I'll get it on my own. And I took like 14 strokes, he was crying and laughing. I was just telling him, man, you need this, man. You need the wedge, man, I'm on. Yeah, I took like 14 strokes. He was crying laughing. I'm just telling you man, you need this man. You need the wedge man. I'm telling you, I'm like, nah, I'm gonna get out.

No, for sure. He just restarted the game. He's like, he's gonna restart you. He's 16 strokes back, he's gonna restart you. That's all good. That's hilarious man. You have a good following day Brody? Yeah, I got a couple of aloe fish and YSL shades.

Okay. You know, I got on the grill. They made me cook, which was cool. But yeah, it was a good time. Got my dad some stuff. So yeah, I chill, bro. I wasn't doing too much, bro. The other day off from me, bro.

Man, I've seen a lot of people at the time, like you know, Mother's Day and Father's Day, I already saw the bullshit. I seen a lot of men, it was just like, man, come 12 p.m., complaining about the gift for lack thereof. Nah, for sure, man. Nobody cares.

Only thing I cared about that I didn't like, bro, and I get it, but I didn't like all the stud love for Father's Day. I don't know, we gotta find an in-betweener tweener day for y'all, but. Nah, man, they wasn't getting that day. It was real, people getting love on. Nah, bro, for real.

I was watching videos on Twitter, I was supposed to say, I gotta lock in. Waking up to breakfast in bed, and like, come on, man. Stuns is like ruling the world, bro. And I was jealous, though. Shout out to Drumski. Let me have my moment, bro. It's a, bro. Let me have my moment bro, it's a **** right there bro.

Let me have my moment bro. Steel titties under that shirt bro. Yeah, I don't know if that smells like stuff in the acronym but I only want to figure that out because that's super wild. Shout out to all the fathers man, I hope you had a good father's day. The real ones.

The real ones, stop complaining that dude, it's a fella stood, steel titties under that shirt. I hope you had a good father's day. The real ones. The real ones. Stop complaining. That dude fell out studs. Steel titties under that shirt. Studs. Yeah, Twitter taught me that. That's what they said? Oh, that's a classic. I didn't know.

Twitter taught me that. Whoever came up with that shirt, go with it. Yeah, bro. Studs. That's crazy merch. Matter of fact, coming next on your Club Five 20, at the Hendrix Experience, we will have merch called Stud, S-U-

T-B-D, man, it's part two. Part two? I don't have birthday parties over. At the Hendrix Experience, we will have Stud T's, S-T-U-D-S. The real merch, on the way. Still titties under that shirt. That's crazy. Hey man, could we please load up the Drake, man?

The church guppers, man. It's been getting out of pocket. I don't know what's been on y'all spirit in these places, man, but load it up, man. This is crazy, bro. Just be in church. No, but hey, it's a green li-

Frishti pews, right? Hell nah, we look way better than that. Damn. How mad you gonna be to see a nigga in church who run the faggot? Look at that arm. She cooked some good old soul food. Oh yeah, if she got that arm,

that mac and cheese is elite. That is crazy, bro. You know how mad you gotta be to whoop somebody in the sanctuary, bro? Bro, say what you're saying in place. He said, oh, say less. Hey, can we start back from the beginning, please? Shout out to the elder who came through with the spirit,

though. Look, he held it down and said, nah. Nah, he did. He used to play football for sure. What? That must be his peoples, though. He took that as a strike. He tried to smack it with a cymbal, though.

That thing with a high hat. Y'all seen the other passer. He see the other passer said, y'all woman putting that horse hair. Y'all didn't see it? Uh-uh. It's a dude, it's a passer. I've seen it on Instagram.

He was like, that horse hair, boy that comes off a donkey ass. Like that shit off your head. Y'all gotta see it. I can't remember exactly what he said. He cussing though. No, he ain't cussing. He just said it was for, you know what I mean?

That hair, yeah, that hair ain't. Yeah, if women still wearing synthetic hair, you out of pocket. Oh, I gotta see it. All this human hair, all these hairs, they shaving off and sending that hair over here. Get y'all some real hair, man. There's plenty of women who are still going

to DJ Beauty Supply, bro, to get what they need done, man. You can't even put no heat on that, man. Don't do that to yourself. All right, what's crazy, the first fighter, this one right here, the classic. Roll up the Drake, yeah. This is during church, too. One roll.

But we saw his storm in the east. He saw his storm in the east. He saw his storm in the east. He just started peeing. He walked up so casually and this is during COVID so he had a mask on. He threw the shit out of him. He acted like they're in the street and this nigga still talking. Shut up, nigga. Call for your security. Hey, man.

What's so funny is Brog, nigga. Call for your security. Hey, man. What's so funny is, bro got up and immediately starts squat. Hey, I want him in the back story, it's in the head, bro, for y'all to start fighting like that. The nigga couldn't take it no more, bro. Hey, man. To tell you, hey, I know you're gonna be at church

on Sunday, that's probably get you. That's gotta be some real static, bro. Nah, for sure, so, man, that's crazy. I don't wanna whip nobody in church, though. Bro, you supposed to go to church to clear your mind, bro. How you going there with that type of animosity on your heart, man? I ain't never that mad at nobody, bro.

Man, to say I gotta catch you at church is crazy, man. I don't know what's going on, man. We need some therapy, man. You cannot be squabbling in the church, bro. What is this? I'm gonna say, my God, everything just playing. My God, everything loaded up in a drink today. Yeah, but having beef and church is crazy, bro.

I can't believe that people really even sent this out, man. What about your boy Lamar Odom, though, bro? What he do? That's what y'all kept talking about in the chat, Lamar Odom. What Lamar Odom do? Load it up. What was Lamar Odom, man? I'm kind of scared of that.

Oh, yeah. This is crazy. What will Lamar Odeon do? Load it up. What was Lamar Odeon, man? I'm kinda scared of that. Aw yeah. This is crazy. What is that? The fact that he still has the pastor's voice behind Lamar Odeon. Yeah. What?

The pastor's voice? Oh, the way you gonna have to work it out for you because this is crazy. What? Please put that Lamar Odeon clip again. Now with the pastor's voice on. Oh, the wish you go have to work it out for you. This is crazy Now the passage voice up These here never fucking scared. Oh, this is when he was talking about Kevin Garner. Yeah But the clip is so crazy. You can't say that.

What the fuck makes it immediately funny? Yeah, yeah, I remember that. That's wild, bro. Him talking about KG saying that. Them old heads be out of pocket, bro. Hey man, it's about time we get your cousin on the show, man. Bro, bro been tripping. That rap, man. Bro been trippin'. That Raven's more comment and select.

What he said about Raven, man? I seen him talk about Ray J. I ain't seen the Raven. He snapped on Ray J. Rightfully so, though. Yeah, Ray J was out of pocket. Ray J is trying to steal his swag, bro. I feel like.

What did he say Ray J said? Why he snap on Ray J? I seen he said that Ray J gave him some weed when he was 13. Yeah, basically saying like, Ray J shut up, you basically incriminating yourself. You know what I'm saying? And Ray J said he was gonna show up to court button naked like, nigga what you want on?

So Orlando was trying to tell him, man clean it up bro. You calling yourself the kingpin, like you keep incriminating yourself. Well you've been giving kids drugs for a long time. You had me smoking with you when I was 13. So he snitching. But I don't think he liked that

Ray J really trying to steal his brand. You know Ray J was lying and said he cracked sexy red and he just been tweaking out. Ray J on them drugs. Same Orlando, you know Orlando said he was cracking bow and shit like that. So he trying to steal the method. The wild shit.

Yeah. Man, he told him. He been tweaking. Well he trying to steal the method. The wild shit. Yeah. Man, he told Raven. The rage had been tweaking. Well, he said about Raven, what's so damn funny? What he said about Raven? He said, come back. He said, come back home. You know what to do.

Oh yeah. He did say that. He did say that. He told her she need to come back to the side. He told her her girl was weak and everything. Shout out to bro. Say, you not even woman enough, come back home. She shaved her head but I said no, no.

I'm the only man in this relationship. That nigga crazy man. Orlando Brown is one of the funniest people ever bro. Who am I to do, we gotta pay him to come on the show bro. He ain't gonna come on the love like everybody else. We gotta pay the fee for Orlando. We gonna start to go fun of him man. If you want Orlando Brown on this podcast, tap in man.

I don't know how much that appearance cost, we gonna figure it out man. I wonder how much he gonna charge me. I agree, so you need a family discount. Yeah, that's a fuck. Dang. He probably give you about, probably say five. Damn.

100? Bands. Orlando worth five. Not for cuz, nah. I guess we gotta get the family discount, man. If he off that cane for sure, five. I was watching Joe Bunn podcast, why they say Moneybag Yo had surgery.

Is that real? Did y'all see that? What, on his body? On his face. Oh no, I ain't see that. No, I ain't see that. Only thing I've been seeing is Finesse two times on my timeline with his shirt off and I am tired of it.

I am sick of it. I don't know what algorithm I'm in for getting me out of it, please. Yeah, they, I don't know. I seen a clip that was saying that. Joe Budden was talking about like he had surgery. Oh, he look different now, damn. I ain't seen him in a while or heard no new music from I'm surprised

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Add free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. Yeah, well, someone's gonna wanna know what's going on. Shout out to Moneybag. Niggas is out here getting surgery though, and everything. Look it up, man, see if that's it. We can find a clip where Joe Bush. Times is different, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Gunna got the Birkin for his B-Day, and people on his head about it, they just like, why is niggas getting purses? He got a clip where Joe put it. Times is different, bro. You know what I'm saying? Gunna got the Birkin for his Bday and people on his head about it, they just like, why this nigga's getting purses. He got a Birkin bag? Yeah, for the gift, for his Birkin bag. Somebody gave him one for his birthday? Yes.

Like a Jim, like a. I ain't seen it. No. Nah. Like a. It's a part, I heard it. I heard about it. Uh-uh, it's still.

Now I don't know too much about the Birkin, it's above my tax bracket, but yeah, it... You see it? It look like a person. It look like a person to me. Respectfully. Is that real? I don't know, I just heard him talking about it.

There's no way that's real. Now that don't look like it. That gotta be Centel, man. He looks like he's had quite a bit of broom talks. No, he got a lot of shit done. He looks like he got a lot, a lot done. Quite a bit of bro talks Damn That don't look like bad yeah, I'm gonna stall him out of this one that look crazy though Joe was wow That look crazy though Yeah surgery out of pocket for up here. Yeah, is surgery out of pocket? For men?

I was gonna ask you that. Is surgery out of pocket? I mean, I don't think hair line surgery and stuff is out of pocket. Nah, if women can go get weed, bro, you can go to Turkey, bro. I ain't mad at you. I ain't in my ministry, but do your thing.

I ain't mad at you. All right, so what about your body, though? Y'all giving hair line to pass, what about? If you're going to get the fake abs, that's nasty. And you deserve to be Jonah. You deserve it. Cause you can go work out, bro. There's many things you can do, bro.

Yeah, bro, you going to the vacuum as a man, that's just lazy, bro. Lock in. Also, it's just lazy, it's not frownable. I'm not. That's not some nah. I'm not looking anyway, cause's just lazy, it's not frownable. I'm not, that's not something I do. I'm not looking anyway, because I don't, that's not my ministry by any means, but that's wild, bro.

That's not something I do, I wouldn't go get surgery. So y'all judge me if I. I'm definitely talking. Just me, just me, not everybody else, y'all gonna judge me. I'm only gonna judge you if you get on Instagram and become a fitness instructor. You can't start doing the motivated workouts. I'm literally going to play that clip

where you said he was crowd surfing the DJ. Then he start playing, get it sexy. And I'm going to play it every time I see you. You get some fucking ass. You going to turn me up? Oh, that's okay. Turn that song over every time. I'm starting to jump in, Jax.

Go ahead. Every time we go, every time we go workout, I'm like, play your song, man. I can't believe y'all would judge me if I got some abs, bro. I'm only judging if you get on Instagram but you at Tank Top. I am gonna live my raps though. I'm judging you, bro.

I'm gonna say that is sassy, bro. You gonna have a Freaky Mike video. I'm gonna be in that one'm so that's sassy bro. You're gonna bring your bike video Richard Simmons, that's why I'm gonna start calling Call you Richard Simmons. Oh, back like buddy love That wasn't it What was the nigga, real Sean P, what was his name? Sean T The real Sean T The real Sean T Not the real one

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Bro you can go to the gym bro and get the body you want bro. I can't do nothing with the hairline. I can do a million push ups my hair is gone. There's abs under this bro. They're just going to make them show. Y'all are hating. do nothing. I can do a million push ups, my hair is gone. There's abs under this bro. They're just going to make them show. Y'all are hating. A nigga literally has to draw on your head bro. Nah, he's moving stuff on the back. Put it to the front, pause. You taking stuff from

the front and put it to the back. If I come with a wagon, I'm out of pocket. A nigga getting a meal is insane. That's crazy. Nah, but y'all ain't gonna judge me. Fuck that. God niggas come around with it. Like, everybody's like, somebody came here and said, I'm paying for everybody. Just surgery only.

Pick your surgery. Y'all niggas for hairlines and I pick abs. Y'all really out of pocket. No, you're out of pocket. Not me, because I always got clothes on. You're out of pocket, bro. Y'all niggas come up with a fresh line and shit that's actually crispy all the time.

Super crispy. Steve Harvey. You'd never know. Why not, bro? See, Chad, these niggas judging and we'll get the same thing. If somebody paid for your surgery, get your hairline back right,

y'all are going to do it. No, I ain't gonna do it anyway. I just, I don't care that much. I'm already married, who cares? Let me respect. It just be funny. I mean, people be like, yeah, girls can do it, men can't. Well, yeah, there's a couple things

that we can do that they can't. So that's fair, but as a man, that's wild, bro. Yeah, I just don't feel like a man should have surgery on their body that's like cosmetic surgery. Yeah. Bro, shake me up, bro. I'm nothing. Shake me up is crazy. And there'll be the people who have it

and they move to a new city and become a totally different person. Like cosmetic surgery as a man on your body is crazy. Jeff got a gym, I am in that bitch every day. Like a headband on, shirt off. And I have no respect, I might ban you, bro. I'm in that bitch every day, like a headband on, shirt off. And I have no respect, I might bend you, bro. I'm crazy. You gonna bend me?

It's fake, bro. Hey, they be getting mad at women when women have cosmetic surgery and they go work it up. What did Jennifer Hudson do? What did she do? Bro, I told y'all she had the weight loss commercial, bro. She went under the sunction, bro. She went under the Amazon machine, bro. Y'all never said nothing to her, bro. You hate her, bro. She went under the Amazon machine bro,

y'all never said nothing to her. You hate bro, she had the whole Zip It early bro, y'all just didn't have the recipe. That's the thing though. She was locked in. When the girls had a surgery, they still gotta work out to maintain it. Most definitely.

I think girls do forget that part. So I get it with girls, but I don't, I just. So how you don't get it with me bro? I'm in the gym and you said you gonna ban me from your gym. Cause bro, why are you coming here taking your shirt off? Cause of my abs, bro. I take off my shirt anyway. That's how you know when most niggas that have surgery,

they whole body, they start getting super tatted. Oh yeah, oh right. We're flooding the gates. For sure. That's like the koi fish for the women. Yeah. Hot to trap door. Yeah.

Now listen, you can't take your shirt off and play the fitness, so you'd be walking in that gym with no shirt is crazy. Yeah. I walk around my shirt over there, I don't give a fuck, but I'm saying though, y'all to judge me because you got some new abs and like damn bro, you got a new hairline,

that motherfucker cool. That's crazy to me, y'all. It's cosmetic surgery. Now, if you go get the beard, you're nasty, and you deserve to be judged, bro. If you get a beard. Yeah, bro. If you go in Turkey and get the beard, you're nasty.

I don't know, bro. Addin' a beard to your face is crazy. That is, but it's a game changer. Y'all seen James Harden without his beard, bro. That's niggas motivation. But that's from God. Jimmy can do it, but I'm saying it makes you look different. Like, Jimmy grew his shit out like damn.

A beard? Y'all wouldn't get the beard. DJ got a full beard so he can say shit like that. I get it. You know what's funny? That was just like, if you take it away from everybody, if men just had to go no haircuts, no nothing, just how, you know what I'm saying, God intended and women, that would just like the world be a crazy place.

Because a nigga not getting a haircut for years is crazy, bro. I think it would be worse on a woman though. Cause a nigga not getting a haircut for years is crazy bro. I think it'd be worse on a woman though. Like what you mean the women couldn't do what? Get the hair done? Yeah, I think it's worse. Like take it back to COVID where everybody was stuck in the house, you had to get it how you live.

You couldn't do hair, your hair was your hair. Hey. It just three times. I'ma be a natural bull then. Them Zoom calls was crazy. I wouldn't, I don't know. Some girls, a lot of women actually, not some, a lot of women would be depressed before dubs.

Oh yeah. Can I get that hair done? I think I mean they could sit in jail, bro. Don't care about getting their hair done. That'd be more of like, that'd be a black thing. Yeah. Yeah. Facts, bro.

Cause a lot of white girls don't go get their hair done. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't go get their hair done. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know they might, but I feel like. Not like us. Yeah, I feel like. It's different. Yeah, that is priority in our community for sure.

And we spend a lot of money in that space. I mean, everybody does, but we as black consumers spend a lot of money in those spaces. What's the longest y'all can go without getting a haircut? Oh. I'm about to make a half. Can I have a clipper? Like my own clippers and I can just

knock my mustache down? Oh no. It's, it's, it's. But like if I, I can get a knock. What you mean? Like I can just get the clippers and knock my mustache down. Like not later, just keep growing. Have y'all ever tried to line y'all stuff up?

Like, like, fix your hair and shit. No, nigga, I don't pay a barber to do that. I don't fuck around. Y'all niggas at home cutting y'all ever tried to line yourself up? Like, factoring in shit? No, nigga, I don't pay a barber to do that. I don't fuck around. Y'all niggas at home cutting y'all shit. I tried one time, nigga. My mustache was too big, bro. I tried, bro. Nigger went to the barber shop,

had to shave all this shit off, bro. I was like 21 or two, so it wasn't too crazy. And it was right before I went out of town. We had just been like, one of them was with me and Hollis. But I was in that motherfucker, baby face. I was so happy around people I didn't know. I got back home, they was like, what the fuck? Straight up a lester.

Yeah, bro, straight Chester face. I felt terrible. I knocked my mustache down. He had his face shaved all the way before. When I went to the Dominican barbershop. I didn't understand him. Like, y'all think I be playing, I can't, if you got an accent, it's like a thousand percent chance I don't understand them. Like y'all think I be playing, I can't, if you got an accent, it's like a thousand percent chance

I don't understand what you saying. It's for real, bro. Like I am the most niggerish person you probably ever meet. Like you have to talk straight English to me and I live in a house where they speak a little Spanish and like I said, I can't understand nobody. And that's a fact. So what happened with your bus dad?

I went to the shop and they said, I was like, yo, just give me a line up, really. I'ma get up outta here. He said, clean up everything? I said, pause. You know, being funny. And dude was like, ASAP Rocky started laughing. Oh yeah, that's my guy.

He was like, okay, face. And I was like, shit, you're just lining up. He said, everything. I said, yeah, give me a line up, nigga, I don't know. I said, shit. He said, I said, that ain't what you're supposed to do, brother. I said, you said everything.

He said, clean me up. I'm sorry. Clean me up. He was like, you said everything. I said, man, that's why I ain't coming around. I don't understand what y'all talking about, man. Shout out to the Dominican Barbershop, I'm a lot for your bro, man.

My dog. I've never been back. Bro, stop, listen. First of all, you two ought to be going to random chairs, bro. When you go to a barbershop, barbershop had to get one-on-one here. I'm glad we're here. This nigga is 40.

Going to a random chair in a Dominican barber shop, bro. It was a head and toe. Oh, it was Carlos. Yeah, I told him he was the best one. Shout out to Carlos. Carlos was never, bro. I swear to God he did. Kayla posted the picture.

Shout out to my birthday. She did. Carlos did you like that, bro? Carlos get busy, bro. Yeah, they told me he was the one. He is. And Carlos English is all right, too. He must have been playing crazy that day. They was playing all right too. He must have been playing crazy that day.

They was playing all day. Dominican even must have been in the vibe. Like it was the vibe. He'd be in there dancing. Oh, they gonna have the hookah and a random one. Okay, I'll get you a random chair. If you know the Carlos, bro, I'll get it. Nah, Pete set it up.

Pete set the pic. She set the pic. I was like, I swear to God, he just zooped. Carlos cuts like hair, hair, bro. Like, tape with God. I'm not saying he weak. I'm just telling you what he did to God, he just zoop. Carlos cuts like hair, hair, bro. I'm not saying he weak. I'm just telling you what he did to me. Paul was like. And for Carlos to start off a haircut with your mustache.

It's like straight up. Straight up. I know my homies that often dribble. So I said play. Straight off, bro. To the point I was just like, and he sent me back and I already don't, you know me, I got like nervous problems. Like when somebody like sit you back

and they put the towel over you, I'm not one of them type of guys. Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm putting nothing on my face. I need to see everything that's going on. You ain't by the trance of white me. Ain't nobody going to sneak in and get the punching on me. So I need to see everything.

So no, no, no, no. I've been in a barbershop one time. So I got the punching on me. So I need to see everything. So relax bro. No, no, no. I've been in a barbershop one time so I got the hot towel treatment and somebody said, boy you smell like corn chips. I cry. Yeah, I don't want no random towel on my face bro. I don't want y'all for real.

Nah bro, the hot towel is essential bro. Nah it is, about to get shamed bro. I don't know what room and treatment. I don't know y'all towels man. Get right bro. I'm straight. But you ain't got no face to it. That's my whole point, what y'all leaning me back for?

Why you finding the picture my boy? Wait, why was that accessible like that? Carlos, you out of pocket, don't do that. Why you got this picture, bro? What are you finding this picture at,uh? What's what we doing, bro? Where you find this picture at, bruh? You think it's up? You think it's up? It's like it's crazy. I think it took the mustache off, bruh.

And I ain't go nowhere for like three days trying to let it grow back a little bit. So that's when she caught me on like day two or three. So now you still line yourself up to the new? No, I go to my guy now. But yeah, I will though. Like I don't like getting haircuts. Oh yeah.

They take too long, bro. I don't like sitting in chairs and I hate talking. Yeah. I don't know, man, I'd rather not have a haircut. Y'all wear hats all the time, though. That's why I don't like haircuts. I'd rather let my hair grow all the way out and never get a haircut.

That's insane, bro. Cause, bro, it take too long, bro. I don't wanna get a line up out and never get a haircut. That's insane, bro. Cuts, bro, it take too long, bro. I don't get line ups cause you got to coach. And y'all, yeah, sort of got. And y'all only, like y'all going to New York and y'all like me about to get a cut and all. Oh yeah. I'm nothing.

Shout out to my boy Slim. If y'all in New York, tap in New York City, my boy Slim the barber. I'm showing nothing, bro. Yeah, I be feeling bad for that. I see the parents walking to barber shop and they got multiple kids. I said, ooh, I know your pockets is mad

because haircuts ain't cheap no more. Nah, bro. The barbers are the streamers now. Yeah, and they run you about 50 piece. Well, no. My people over at the Fuqua Institute, shout out to Jenae, they'll take care of you. You know, for a friendly fee.

I'm gonna try to go to, what's Rachel they'll take care of you. You know, for a friendly fee. Got a payer, but you know. I'd rather try to go to, what's Rachel? What's her bar name? Yeah. I'd rather go get a cup of hers. She told me, first one free, the next one 60. Won't be going to you. Shout out to Freaky Rachael.

You charged too much for me, Kill, I mean, respect to your venue, you do good work, but. I mean, 60, that's what it is, though. Remember what I was gonna say, if you got a beard to line up with, you're gonna probably pay about 55, 60. That's just what it is now. That's where I go, I give you my 60,

but I'm only going once a month. That's all you probably really need. Like, imagine going to the barber shop, like, y'all go every week. Y'all go every week. Y'all go like 60 pieces every week, crazy. How much your barber charge mark? Uh, Malk?

60. Pfft, quiet. I remember he came up to me and said, I cut Malk hair. I'm blessed. I thought you was going for the 25. I'm like, I'm tapping with Malk barber. 60.

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and episodes four, five, and six on June 4th. Add free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple podcasts. Hey man, well since I ain't got no beard, it should be like 35, huh? Well that's what I be telling people, man. You gotta also, you gotta be tapping with women who know how to do their own hair. A lot of shit, cause that shit is costly, bro.

Just to groom yourself, keep yourself up, bro. That's a bill, bro. You talking about for women? You talking niggas? Yeah, for women. Y'all pay for y'all girls hair? No. I definitely have before.

She do her own. Cosmetic stuff. She do her own hair. That's a blessing. Yeah. You gonna need some nails. I finally paid for that. Eyebrows, lash, something, something's gonna hit you. That's crazy.

I'm teaching my daughters how to hustle. I ain't never paid for that. You might've and didn't notice it. You might've gave him a couple hundred. I'm saying in my previous life before, I'm talking about with P. Oh, right now? Oh, nah.

I've never, and I've seen her get her hair done before. Yeah, she get in the chair. Yeah, she. But she don't think P go like that though. She ain't in there every week. Oh, hell nah. I know girls will get their hair done. No bullshit, bro.

Every week, every other, bro. That's crazy. He might go get a trim or something, feel me? Nah, I'm talking about girls that go get installments, brother. That is tough. Every two weeks. That's crazy.

Them three, $400 a walk. Y'all bless them kids who's finding some trish. You gotta pay for the hair and pay for them to sew it in. Hold on, mofuck still get the hair sewed in? Yes, bro, that's essential. That's still a thing, so is. Are you crazy?

That is a bomb. And if you look anywhere on social media, it's always beef. I thought people were just wearing wigs now. Nah. Nah, that's what they- Man, what's a stick on, man? I thought that's what Dirk said.

I don't know what Dirk said. Dirk said, go get that wig. Probably the biggest wig. What did you say on that bar? That wig. That wig. She wanna get the wig from Tay. Yeah, and that's probably a thousand dollar wig. Right. I say on that bar? That wig. She want to get the wig from Tay. Yeah.

And that's why a thousand dollar wig. I thought that's what everybody was just rocking the wig. Tay is sewing that in bro. Nah. Not like with the, with the, the Meek Mills under. Yes. That is still a thing. Nah, they'd be having a stocking cap on today.

And they just put you on top of the braids bro. There's definitely some some mics underneath that. I'm talking about, you remember that you got it sold in, then the girl had that thing in for like a month, and it smelled like weed and everything. They go to the club. You're dealing with a trampoline. Yeah, you can still shampoo your hair.

Yeah, sewing is a real thing, bro. Like, people who sell hair, they make a killing, bro. Sell a bundle. Shit, I know people who still do that. It's not funny, but I be feeling bad for people. They just like, man, I like Shorty, but I can't maintain her upkeep. It's just like, bro, she can't either.

Don't put a back end. It's a lot though, bro. That's why you gotta, bro. I didn't know that was still. That we're that natural here, bro. You are lucky, bro. I guess I'm out of the loop, cause I thought wigs was like.

They still a fucking wig pop too. I'm saying I out of the loop, cause I thought wigs was like. They still look like wigs, Pop too. I'm saying I thought they could take them off. Yeah, you can take a wig off, but that's over here and it's stuck. Sometimes the girls glue the wig on and it still be up in the back. They just glue it on so it look cool in the front, but in the back, you can lift that mother fucker up.

On my soul. That's what I thought they was doing. I didn't know they was still getting the braids. I'm walking the traffic, Tommy. I didn't know they was still getting the braids. I didn't know they was still getting the braids and sitting down. I thought they was throwing the wigs. Yeah, they still got some archally braids underneath, bro.

It's wicked, still. Shout out to them. But that's what, I mean, I don't expect you to know, but we do it with a natural motherfucker, bro. That's a benefit, 1000%, bro. Yeah, upkeep for humans is not cheap at all, man. Girls, the hands and feet, they cost, that's you a couple hundred.

I can get that. Eyebrow, 60. Shit, makeup, if your girl's face is motherfuckin' look like a crunch bar, shit. How y'all feel about makeup? 120. I don't need it, but go crazy. I hate a lot of makeup, but I'm not a makeup person. I can't, bro.

Go crazy. Because your pillows and shit just be all fucked up. I can't break up but. I'm not a make-up person. I can't bro. I really be a make-up person but go crazy. Cause your pillows and shit just be all fucked up. Girls don't know how to wipe they face off right? I never. And after two shots of the Julio they gonna go to sleep without wiping they face off and then I got Casper in my pillow, I'm tight.

Nigga, Shanesha's drunk so one night, she had a rag nigga, a warrior rag to her face. I said, girl that's the dish rag. I said, I hate that's the dish rag. I said, I hate the pots and pans with that mother fucker. I know we had a time tonight with my Lord. They can do her shit like this. I said, they are.

I was feeling layer down nigga, start doing this with the towel on her face. He said the warrior rag. For real, bro. Makeup is a tough task, bro. And the funny shit about all this is that the service providers and the people who want their service done, they be beefing all the time, bro.

They be getting hoes so bad. On everything, bro. I be telling them, like, when niggas deal with girls, I'm like, bro, she tell you how much shit cost. That's a, she gonna expect you to keep up with that money. Do you respect that? Like you think like a man should do that?

Yeah, if your woman, her makeup, lashes, nails, all that shit done all the time, and that's who she is, if she keep it up, you should feel that void. At least two weeks, if she get it done every week, take two weeks. I say contribute for sure. At least cut her half bro.

Now some women gotta get a lot of shit done. Now she come in acting different, then you know what I'm saying, a conversation needs to be had. Like we always talk all the time, but you eating Alfredo on your IG story all through the week, don't tell me we going to record Saturday because that's not how you would.

But if that's what you be old, then I got to respect it. Oh yeah, so when you get her and she already was getting $500 here, her hair done $500. You gotta step in, she can send her 250. Okay. Send her 250. I mean I don't really recommend it.

No, no, no. But if she do $500 on her own, you step in, oh you just saying you gotta contribute, you ain't gotta take over. Yeah, you ain't gotta take over bro. Yeah, I'm not your daddy. Yeah, if I'm hanging with it, you all got half. Okay, half is respectful.

Half is respectful. I like that. I got half of something on that Wi-Fi. Yeah, don't go too crazy though. I don't know, it just depends on the level too that you're dealing with now. If this is your girl, you matter to your girl, bro, you probably, you might have to step in and take it.

Who messed up the game? What's the thing? Oh, the game, been the game. Oh, man. That was never. I don't think the OGs in the 90s, I think we did. We messed it up? Yeah, we had to, I don't remember. We the biggest tricks ever.

I talked to my old heads just over at culture about back in the day. Like they like, y'all niggas are buying purses and shoes that cost $1,000. They going on these trips. Y'all pulling up with cars with bows on the top, bro. It's like damn, cars really wasn't that expensive back then, you right.

You gotta think like even with school, like with kids, like bro, my folks getting Honda Cors, Cavaliers, Aleros, Thunderbirds. Real shit, bro, these kids is driving like nice shit. So you know your woman gotta be damn near with a cool little whip. So shit is more expensive. We fucked the game up.

Social media fucked the game up. Bro, Maury, we just talked about it. Money bag nigga, buying R.A. nigga, the new Lambo, pink Lambo, bro. Look what we got on the gash, bro. And it ain't even that fact, cause you know, people who got it always spent it, but now everybody can see it.

So they like, I deserve this. You live in a two bedroom with your cousin. I am not putting all these flowers in here. You out of pocket. We gotta get you about the situation before we try to do the extra shit. You wanna go to Tulum and you ain't got your back to fix. I have a problem with that.

I'm all for you getting in a woman's life and helping her wear her shit, but you taking over for a four-throttle, you don't have to. It's not a requirement. If you do, cool, but I don't think women should put that pressure on a man to come in and take over their life like that. And somebody who really fuck with you

ain't gonna put that type of pressure on you, more importantly. If they rock with you and they see you contributing, you holding it down, people gonna be realistic, bro. The internet is not a real place. Everybody's not living like that. Y'all know that. Yeah, people think the internet real.

Oh, well that's a different game you playing then. See, I hate, the internet is real to a certain extent bro. I don't think everybody's living a fake life on the internet. They are. A lot of people know bro. Everybody show the highlights. No it's true, yes that part is real, but if somebody's really showing you the highlights

and the highlights are a part of their real life, bro you gotta honor it. Respect. If a girl going out to eat with her friends all the time and buying four lemon drops, you know she is. When you go out to eat with her, she like, nigga, I did this, I knew this. That girls, I the nigga that they be with sometimes.

I get it. On the vacation fix, dude. Yeah, you know what I mean? But if you get to know a girl and she really, nigga, drink three or four lemon drops and a steak, you can't take her somewhere and expect her to get an appetizer, nigga. But then when I drop you off, I see you like,

cause some girls- Now your priorities are swapping. Know what you like, cause some girls just get money sent to them. Like they don't really be having they shit together. Some niggas just be sending a thousand dollars, 1500 or 2000. We seen it. Facts. And then you know them and you like. But see that's why you smart.

So do the, if she getting that money sent to her cool and she going on a date and you spend that money on a date, don't pay, don't put nothing on no bill, don't put her in a better apartment, bitch drive, pull up with that Cavalier. You gonna go to Roof Chris, but she about to drive that motherfucking car. This Roof Chris ain't lead to a motherfucker, dude.

You know what I mean? New beam, right? Nah. That's what I said. Like you right, bro. When you see a motherfucker really not living their reps, I am, if I mean? New beam, right? Nah. That's what I said. Like you right, bro. When you see a motherfucker really not living their reps, if I'm fucking with you, we gonna go to this motherfucker's sex and aid department.

I'm gonna thrash you just like this motherfucker bitch. But I'm not about to buy, if you ain't on no bed and we cracking on this motherfucker Air Master, I'm not buying you no bed. Now if I pop this motherfucker, he gonna go to Walmart and get you another one. That's all I'm saying,

Vito where they at, right? Yeah, facts, facts. And I think it's our job to give people the game on that because I think niggas come in and they like a girl so much or niggas that ain't never had no five women before they get some money. That's why the girls get out of pocket.

Like the girls who really can't take care of themselves, they be like, damn, I done found the nigga that's Christmas, that nigga come in, he fuck it up for everybody else after him. Cause you took that girl off their airmaster and put her up real nice. Now every nigga that come after you gotta keep up to it. But that's her mentality.

And across the board, man, you should not be working your hardest to take care of somebody else. Just reevaluate what you got going on. You see a lot of dudes stressed cause they can't keep up with the board, man, you should not be working your hardest to take care of somebody else. Just reevaluate what you gotta go. I see a lot of dudes stressed because they can't keep up with the times, whether it be money, shoes, car, bro, just take your time, get your shit together, bro. The people who really rock with you, gonna rock with you,

bro, you can't stretch yourself out working to take care of a woman, bro. I feel that. It's hard to tell a motherfucker though that ain't never had no women before with some money, what to do though. That is true. Niggas get goofy early and be mad later about that shit.

But it be the niggas that just catch on late, the late bloomers to the women. That's what turn them into horses though now bro. They different. IG models, that's all they looking for. Every IG model got a nigga who ain't never had no hoes with some money in they DMs and they milking them. Guaranteed.

And he's willing and ready. Guaranteed. Ain't never seen her. Ain't gonna never sniff it, but he gonna send that direct deposit. So, I don't know, it's a women's playground out here, but get right fellas, get right. Be careful for sure.

Hey man, what's up with your boy R. Kelly be here, man? My boy hit the house a hell of a transition. He went from IG hoes to R. Kelly. Same guy. We know he don't like them. R. Kelly. Hoes to R. Kelly. So we know he don't like them. That's whoa. R. Kelly had to fit in jail. Had to get rushed to the nearest hospital.

He took some fit in him. Probably bro. Said they tried to kill him bro. They tried to get R out of here man. Y'all can't kill R man. That's true whoever did that. Was it him or he tried to kill himself? I don't know really but I think they said it's a stunt.

They say it's Cheddar Bob right now. Kel's trying to get out of there, man. Whatever you gotta do, bro, we waiting for the tour, bro. Oh man, I'm going to the repass. I don't wanna go to the funeral, I wanna go to the repass, bro. They can't take Kelly out like this, though. Kelly can't take yourself out like this.

We need some words. But you know, they be, you know, celebrities, bro. They, I don't know, man. We gonna have to get more into it, but I think they be trying to kill them niggas while they in the joint. I think celebrities need to go to like a celebrity jail. Oh, that'd be lit.

That is crazy. Like, if you had any type of status or something, I think you should be put in a jail that's like in DC somewhere. Yeah, cause you're not safe. Nah. You're really not safe in a general population. And then they need to stream it.

And call the celebrity jail and put it on Netflix. Oh my God. The real Casanova. Yeah. They'd be fired. Everybody will watch, bro. So you got Diddy, R. Kelly, all the famous people. C. Murder.

C. Murder. Don't put C. Murder with that, bro. He deserves to watch. No, I'm just saying he in there. Yeah, who else famous that's in jail? That's crazy. Tory Lanez. Tory Lanez, yeah.

What's my boy from New York that used to crash out? Big cocky nigga that used to rap. I can't remember his name. Fuck. I know what you're talking about. Damn, fuck. I know who you're talking about. Damn bro. God, I know who you're talking about. Did my battle rapping homie.

From Brooklyn. Yup. Yeah, I can't think of his name. He was on ASAP Rocky for a second. I can't think of his name. But y'all know who I'm talking about. He was in the SIRT Free the Wave. Yup.

He was in the shootout with I can't think of his name. Him and my old buddy, Nakul. What's the little short one? That always be I can't think of him. My old buddy, Nakul, what's the little short one that always be popping, he be popping him. Dude that started the podcast stuff. Oh yeah, Tone, Text Tone. It's Text Tone, all right.

Text Tone, I can't think of dude name. Damn, we'll figure it out. But nah, that'd be lit though, that'd be lit. That a boy, that'd fuck TV up. And they would've had that Chris Lee dude. All the white boy. Yeah. He was fraud.

They would've had him in there. You know, it was crazy. The people would be so upset. They're just like, wait, rich people get to go to jail and make more money? Nah, they think it's gonna be a better condition by themselves? Nah, you just streaming.

They wouldn't make no money, but they- Just paying everybody they owe. Yeah, everybody they had this crazy. So they gotta work to pay the rest of the tuitions. Okay, I see your mind. Yeah, she actually gotta do a jail anyway. But they just get to stream their whole life every time they wake up.

Oh my God. R. Kelly trying to make songs in jail. Oh my God. And people talking to him like, I actually know. Gotta get from the studio. What, and people talking to him, like the chat. Chat asking what a studio. What if people talking to him like the chat, chat asking what you gonna do tonight, Kelly? Same thing I was doing last night, nigga what you think?

Diddy on the board, R. Kelly in the booth, legendary. Best stuff. Poosh Icey, Poosh Icey. Oh, Shicey. Oh. Poosh Icey has to be by himself. He cannot be with the rest of them. I think Pooh better get out too.

They've been there for a minute man. It's a couple like legendary wrestling people, that's in jail. For real? Yeah, it's one lady that was like, forgot her name. The fuck they go to jail for? She went for drunk driving, she killed somebody driving. Jesus. Forgot her name.

She was like the most famous girl in wrestling when it first started coming. She was the most famous person on the internet actually. Amen. When it first started going on. When wrestlers crash out, they be crashing out. Oh yeah. Speaking of that, how you feel about Goldberg coming back? Goldberg come back every three years.

Ah, that ain't nothing new. Shout out to Goldberg, I remember him. What happened to Gold, is Goldust still alive? Yeah, he's still alive. Goldust had one of the craziest moves of all time, bro. He's the only Dennis Rodman wrestler, bro. Yeah, bro. The first D.I. wrestler for sure, bro.

To know he really not like that in real life. That's a whole act? Yeah. His name's Dustin Rose. He probably knows that Dusty Rose and his brother Cody Rose. Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, he ain't, nah.

Was he more popular than him? Nah. Nah, but he was popular. Cause I remember him. Dusty Rose was lit. Go Dust was popular, but like, he didn't wanna do that. Oh wow, see I did not know that.

Just to kiss people sometimes. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, he the robber for sure. He was wildin', but that was, nah. He a whole different person. He a crash out. Wow, so he like dude from the pink. Yeah, he played the role.

Yeah, he played the role and start crashing off and then they rig it up. Like his wife was part of his show. Yeah, that was his real wife. Oh shit. But he's like a Randy Orton type crash out. Like he, Goldust is just a persona. He'll fuck some shit up.

Yeah, he, I really hurt you. Keep it wrapped, cause it will be wicked. I mean, respect the Goldust. I just thought he was, he was too into that character. I do remember that. Yeah, he, he. He was out of pocket, bro. He embraced it.

This is gonna be a class action lawsuit against the roles they had to do with their workplace, bro. They're gonna have no money, bro. This was wild, man. That's why I'm happy with their workplace, bro. They're gonna have no money, bro. Vince was wildin', man. That's why I'm happy they transitioned over, bro. Too many horror stories for sure. But that's crazy, man. R. Kelly with the self-flocka, get well soon, man.

I hope he's okay, man. They just need to let him out, bro. Who else was in jail? Look, I hope nobody take my idea. Celebrity jail. You think so? He can do some of it now. They do all type of special stuff in jail.

Like, what's that one company that was like, yeah we gonna put open all the doors. You ever seen that show that was like, they gonna open all the doors. It's gonna be, everybody can walk around free and see how y'all do. 60 days in. It wasn't 60 days in.

It was like a new show. That was a show I was watching, but they was like basically, you know how they lock the doors. Whatever, they was like, we ain't gonna lock them. We gonna keep them open. It's gonna be free sales, like y'all can move in and out of y'all self when y'all want to.

And everybody was like, and it's like the moment y'all fuck, if somebody fuck it up, like we gonna lock the doors again. And like dudes was getting in trouble and they be ready to kill them. You gonna fuck it up for us? Like, about to get my head, like we think we about to lock the doors back.

But imagine, I don't know what jail like I've never been. But if you can wake up at one o'clock and just, hey nigga, let's go down and start to play cards. It's probably a lot cooler. For sure, for sure. Y'all think y'all can do 30 days of jail? No, I can't do three hours. Shouts out to home behind the walls, man.

Regular jail, bro. Hope y'all come home soon. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. County, nothing bro. I am not built for that. Respect not doing it. County, nothing bro. I am not built for that. Respect to those who ain't doing it, bro. The moment they say drop them.

If they let me stream in jail for him, I could do it. I'll do it. How long you gotta be in there? 30 days. I mean, if they give you a million dollars. And I can stream. I'm just gonna go in there, I'm gonna tell all the inmates, listen, don't fuck with me.

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Y'all see when the Chrisley dude got out of jail? He was like, I really didn't want to leave. I was like, he's having too much fun. Yeah, that boy. That's their attorney, Mary, which way will it go? That boy Chrisley. He said, Mary Witch Wave-A-Louche. That boy, Chris Lee. He said, I feel badly.

They was cheering my name when I was walking out. Yeah, that was another that could drop a cartwheel. Yes. Boy, he was a favorite in there. I was rolling when I was watching. He's like the way they be treating him in there. He's like a male cheerleader in there, motherfucker. But I was laughing.

You look at Martha Stewart. She was a camp cupcake and shit like that. It's just like, they be like, man, rich people don't even gotta go to jail for real. So they start a streaming academy, that would be hilarious. I will go for 30, I wanna go to the regular shit. 30 days, I get to see my niggas. If you could pay, like if they,

he's talking to my niggas. For real. But if you go to a celebrity jail, you gotta pay a million dollars to go to celebrity jail. Say it again. Like if you guys, if you wanna go to celebrity jail, you gotta put up a million dollars to go to celebrity jail. Say it again. Like if you guys, if you wanna go to celebrity jail, you gotta put up a million or somebody gotta put up a million dollars for you.

So you can go to celebrity jail, you gotta do a year or two, whatever you gotta do, but you gotta stream everything. I would do that. But somebody gotta pay a million dollars. Like if Diddy, whatever his sentence is, if Diddy gets in there 20 years, he gotta pay 20 million for every year he in there,

but you get to go to celebrity jail. I'll do it, bro. Somebody gonna make a movie off this idea and it's gonna be absolutely hilarious. I will lock in, bro. It'll be tight, like, all right, Diddy, you got 20 years, you got 20 million, bet you can go to celebrity jail for 20 years.

Ah, he gonna do that. And you can cut, you get your time cut if you do it right and stuff, but like, you in celebrity jail, but you ain't gotta be over here Why they should make celebrity jail coed? No She getting wicked Remember what some of the people are in there for no they cannot be coed we gotta have units no

Separate units a lot of niggas got weird cases. No. I mean no. No, I don't know the rape, all that shit. We ain't condoning. I'm just saying, come in here, act right. You know what I mean? You already in here.

You ain't getting out. Make it coed, bro. Let me have fun, bro. What happens when, you know what I'm saying? Like you said, you got them M's of staying there, but then like every year you gotta renew. Boy, if that paper get lost, you gotta go back to regular jail. Oh, that's a bullshit.

Like Harvey Weinstein and them. He needed that shit. How many years he got, like 50? Yeah. All right, you don't wanna be in there with the wolves. Give us 50 men, you come to celebrity jail, you gonna be by your, you know, you gonna chill, it's gonna be numb,

but celebrity, you gonna get to eat, you gonna stream it, you gonna be cool, you just in jail, you ain't gonna get out. But boy, like the homie who whip Nae Nae who got 30 years, boy all right maybe he got that first M, but next year, he gotta go to jail. But you gonna have people unaliving themselves, bro I'm not going there.

Yeah he killed his cousin, not saying he right or nothing like that, he's a normal human being though, but to a certain extent bro. If you whip and you Naeay-nay and they say, 30 years, you gotta do 15, he'd be like, I got 15 mil, I'm gonna do all my 15. Over at Celebrity Jail, but you get another year, you're 16, you're in county, buddy.

Oh, I'm gonna be rich. You know, pridefully, all this streaming stuff continues. By the time I get out, it's up. You know everybody go to jail, you come out, you lit. Yeah, you're more famous. No matter what you did, so. Yeah, well. I get out, it's up. You know everybody go to jail, you come out, you lit. No matter what you did, so. I'm something, bro. What'd he get, 40 years or something? Yeah, bro probably could.

He trying to kill himself, they trying to kill him, however wish. He could get, he wouldn't have enough money to get to celebrity jail. Somebody, we had to get a GoFundMe going to get him a celebrity jail. Boy, they had it the first time for his lawyers and stuff. That's crazy.

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We gotta get you some merch for sure, man. Hey man, before we get outta here, I know we all are avid DoorDash users, shout out to DoorDash, we appreciate y'all. Sends more money, by the way. But have y' all are avid DoorDash users, shout out to DoorDash, we appreciate y'all. Sends more money by the way. But have y'all had any wild DoorDash stories recently? Cause I've been having some crazy experiences with my shit.

My DoorDash smooth bro. The other day me and Malcolm was streaming, my DoorDash got stolen three times from the door. Oh y'all know how much people walk around all the time though. Bro, I'll be like, my door's there, should I walk outside? Like, hell no. With the picture?

Yeah, I'm like. Wow. Now you're playing it in my face. Then I cancel it, it's like, it did come, it did come, and then come the last time I sat at the door for the whole 20 minutes. And I watched the dude come up there and take the picture in turn.

I was like, uh-uh, no. He said, oh no, no, I don't know what door it is. Nigga, you just took a picture, give me that. Wow. And then he dropped his keys. And I ain't tell him. Y'all see them keys at the front? So I dropped his keys.

Wow, bro. Nah, I don't never had no. So I'm like, you know how you nervous? He's like, no, no, no, no, no, I just, give me that damn bag. Three keys dropped. Nah, I don't have no. So, you know how you nervous? You're like, no, no, no, no, no, I just, beat that damn back. Line ass. Teas drop. Nah, yeah.

You robbing the Door Dash dude, your food is crazy. Man, my Door Dash name was Helen, bro. Pulled up 20 minutes later, said, well, listen to my instructions. It was a 6'3 African. And no country is your name, Helen. Quit catfishing on this app, bro.

Somebody gonna get peeled doing that, bro. You know they don't play that in Africa, so he probably just know his wife's name. He probably ain't legal yet. But the burner accounts in DoorDash have to stop, bro. True. But they know they probably not legal, bro. No, I'm cool.

I'm not mad at getting your money, bro, but it is really not safe, bro. Jalen pulled it up on me, bro, it's Javier, bro. So, I understand it, bro. That's a good way to get some money. I ain't mad at nobody getting hustled on, but the worst part is when you see that first text in the DoorDash and you see translate to Spanish,

I'm like, oh, I can't call you. Now I did, I'm gassing, I love DoorDash, but y'all had a motherfucker on the bike. This is when I was at home, and this nigga had my shit on the handlebar, and my Motherfucker Popeye's was doing this He ride the bike like this with my food and my feet. It's real. That's a true story.

That's a fact. Hey, man. Playing with my food and drink all the way to Pizzeria, but that's a crazy pull up. That nigga ride a bike to your crib is crazy. So he didn't even have it on the warm or nothing, he had it on the handlebars. Going like this, they do it all the time in New York.

Niggas popping willies, but they usually having like the bag. Nah bro. And you ride with the bag. When we was on New York, y'all probably didn't pay attention when we was on the strip. Bro, they was on bikes bro.

Taking people they food bro. I've seen that, I've even seen it here. Like I've even had my pizza delivery from a place that was rather close. He had it, you know what I'm saying? On the back of a bike, cool. But on the handlebar, are you popping Willys and shit? My pizza on a bike is crazy. Yeah, bro

When he put up I was like that's crazy But what I'm gonna do order something else, but luckily it was tough. I know he went wild I'm thinking of where you stay where Popeyes is for him to trick it down that road I'm like fucking biscuit was crumbles Long John Silver does What the fuck a long dry silver does nigga? But you know it's a method to it. Like they can say they own a bike cause you get paid more for saying you got a bike.

For real? Whole the time people be driving cars. That's happened to me too. I just thought I was being slow, I was on some hot shit, but damn, I'm car, I see the finesse. Damn, that is crazy. So you get paid more for riding a bike?

Yeah, like you put the, you get paid an extra couple dollars. Boy, they get a quad workout, bring your food everywhere. Oh man. I don't remember that. So I'm about 99% with that. Yeah.

Shout out to Dordash. We appreciate y'all bringing my food on a bike. I'm like, I'm turning around. So you forgot some ketchup. So I'm saying like, bro, get out of here. But I'm gonna cancel the order as soon as I see him riding up. For you to see him pull up and see your food doing this.

Yeah, I'm gonna cancel. I lost it. Cause you can see when they get close, I'm like, let me go out here. Save him a walk, I'm gonna walk down my driveway. It's a little walk. Nah, bro, that motherfucker, he got his hands in the air doing this.

You know what, you ain't even from here, ICE is closed. That's cool. Did y'all used to see, did you say ICE is closed? I said yes. The building's around a quarter. What's wrong with him? Y'all ever seen the dude that used to ride his bike around the whole Indianapolis?

He's the weirdo with the headphones. Yeah, it's cool. And he used to ride backwards and shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. I bet he probably code in door to door. I used to see him at that rally's right there on 13th and shit. Yeah, that's funny. He probably coded DoorDash. I used to see him at that rallies right there on 3rd and College all the time, Ron Pass.

He probably coded DoorDash. He probably a lead. That's a new trick though. I didn't know you get paid boy with the bike. I've always been looking at the race too. It's some professionals on there. There's some superstars in that DoorDash game for sure. Yeah, bro.

You got 150 stars, you going crazy. Yeah, all them kids, all the people that stole my food, I gave them terrible reviews and I complained. So I hope they got fired. Hope they took your car. What was you ordering Hooters? Nah, it was the Eagle. Damn, yeah, the D-Way pump fake is crazy.

They hit you with the picture, it didn't go back in the car, that's what you were doing. I was like, what? You really fucked my day up now. No, fuck you. I was down here sick. Mike was smacking his food too. I'm like, damn nigga, like you licking his fingers and shit

you know how freaky Mike is. He's going crazy. You know what I mean? I see that nigga taking chicken drop stick, one clean. I said, damn. Yeah, that's what he was on that day. But I mean, he was in there, what'd he, or you wasn't there, was you there?

When he was eating them drumsticks like that? That's crazy. I said, damn. And I'm all the chicken pieces, he went straight to the drumsticks. I swear, bro, he had a six piece drum. Made me order it, I was like, damn. Mike don't play.

Mike don't know what, he clean that bowl. Oh, that's crazy. Two bites max. And lick it after. That's crazy. Look at the drumsticks. That is crazy. Mike take that grits off that top.

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