Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Bronny James only playing HOME G League games for Lakers + T-Wolves story

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

We’re back with Season 3, Episode 7 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys react to the news that Los Angeles Lakers guard Bronny James will only be playing in home games in the G League, and will not travel with the team. B Hen calls Bronny his favorite player in the NBA as he has basically been allowed to do whatever he wants. Jeff also tells a CRAZY story about never wanting to play for the Minnesota Timberwolves before signing with them. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The volume. All right, man, we back. Another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me to my left. I got my dog, Bishop B. Hitting out the Prillies. How you doing, Nasty? Chilling, Nasty. Appreciate this ISO love, man. It's been a while, man.

I feel like we ain't potted together in a minute. Hey, man, they say we got a little green leaf back on, man. Yo, your performance these last couple of weeks has earned you a spot back in the church. I'm sure, after that Stevie Wonder shit, do y'all see the world? Fuck it. No, they saw it today.

No, it ain't weird, it ain't hit the stage yet, Luis ain't tempted. The graphics ain't there. That Stevie Wonder reel is crazy. The reel is crazy. That is nasty though, bro. I still feel away about that. Jeff kinda gave me trauma with that one, bro.

How do you kiss another man in the mouth when you blind? Same reason why Ray Charles figured out how girls, they size was by filling them wrists. I niggas went into a Diddy bag. Oh, that's the Diddy I saw? That's crazy. To my right, I got my dawg, Young Nacho, Young T, you got you what, man?

Cool and nasty, let's get to it. Hey, come on, bro. Come on, bro. Hold on, hold on, Drake. Day? Hold on. Call him Yachty. Drake.

It's crazy. So wait, who Yachty? For sure, Yachty. He took my lines, bro. Our ghost wrote that for him. That's crazy. Man, what we got, man? Nah, I'm just chillin', bro. I ghost wrote that for him. That's crazy. Man, what we got, man? Nah, I'm just telling you, bro, what I got on today.

So 13s, all he do is they call it E. My boy got the chunny 13s on. I don't never wear 13s. For some reason, I just had grabbed them out the little box or whatever. What's the name of the blue ones like that? Flints. Oh, you talking about the black and blue ones?

The low top. The black and royal blue ones, I don't know if they got names, but yeah. MSI, oh yeah, I'll fuck with them too. Low 13s ain't really that bad. They got some fire colorways in them, George for sure. Yeah, I don't really wear 13s though. They ain't, 12s and 13s really ain't mine.

Did Bibi make them hot too? Did Bibi wear those? Yeah, he definitely had some lows for sure, if I'm correct. He definitely had some low 13s. Low George is kind of like, Denver hit or miss, but certain models, I feel like the lows is Denver better than the highs.

Which ones? Yeah, please. I like the low ones though. I like low ones, but I like high ones. Damn. I like them the same, but I like low ones too. I don't like low 11s like that. Depends on which ones for me.

Yeah. The IE's I fuck with the long way. I know you like the OG ones with the pangoling toes. I'm cool on them. Yeah, I'm cool on some low 11s. They fire though. It remind me of every dope boy ever, Indianapolis, you know what I'm saying, low 11s.

My all black ones, I didn't want to get them, but I seen them and they was calling my name. I had to grab them. I don't like low twos. Ooh, I don't like the low twos. I ain't against low twos. Chicago low twos fire. I don't really like them like that either.

I'll roll with you on that one. The low is a fire, I mean the two is a fire ugly shoe. Like, cause it's really a ugly shoe. But it's just fire, though. The all white with the red in it's fire. But a low two with the air bubble, I'm asleep, bro. Oh, you talking about the combined of two, three, your E&M is a little different.

The Air Max low two is I'm asleep. I hate fusions. Like, that's just a sidebar. Oh, I do wanna ask you though. I'll wear a pair of f though too. I hate fusions. That's just a sidebar. Oh, I do wanna ask y'all though. I'll wear a pair of fusions on here sometime soon. Me and my brothers was arguing the other day. What's the hardest team Jordan though? Not the La Hacienda's, but back in the day,

I don't remember the number, but I remember it had some with Jordan written on the side and they was white and blue. Oh yeah, the pro strong Eddie Jones? Your mother fuckers was fired, bro. Were you talking about the one with the wave or you talking about the solid one? I think it was the one, it was a solid one,

but then it was the one that had like little bumps on the side of it. Yeah, that's the one you talking about. That's the one that had it kind of like the wave. The white and blue ones, that one's cool. That one's solid. My favorite was the Mitch match ones, like they had two tones. Yeah. You talking about the Mitch match ones. Like they had two tongue.

You talking about the Rainey Moss joints? Nah, I don't know. They was half and half. They had some, I remember a shout out to a couple of niggas that played the guards. They had them, I wanted them so bad. Blue had them when we was in middle school. They was white and blue, but it was like two shoes.

Did they have a zipper on my trip? Nah. I gotta do my research on that. I can't remember, bro. I fucked with the Randy Mosses heavy. The zipper piece was fire. Before the Spanish community took over the Team Jordan brand,

those was elite back in the day. Once upon a time, bro, when niggas used to go to Speas to buy shoes on Keystone, bro, people wore Team Jordans. Yes, bro. Team Jordans was like buying regular Jordans. On everything. I was arguing with my bro.

I'm like, bro, I swear, I feel like people was really rocking them, bro. So hold on, damn, what's this? Yeah, cause when we started working at Foot Locker, I'm talking about these joints. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bro, they were fire. All these.

Yeah, I'm fucking with them. You, these, you talking about, not these joints. These the Eddie Jones, right here. Woo, yeah. All right, I wasn't biting them. Woo, yeah. I was inviting him. Woo, yeah, I had to mix up. I fucked with these though. Yeah, they were fire.

Oh man. Oh my mama, these was tough. I'm about to run them back. Fuck, I got these bro. Nah bro, you gotta put them on. I'm a real dick show, I got them, that's weird as fuck. You gotta put them on bro. I got the black and gold.

I told bro, I said bro, the beginning of that Team Jordan shit, when we was like early 10 to 14, that was a fire run bro. Oh God, cause I thought like the sky blue and white was these, I thought these was filthy. Oh damn. Talk about just the Team Jordan like in the beginning.

Like when these, damn, they were fire. They were fire. Yeah, send them to Pits, them gotta get a motherfucker fired bro. Yeah bro, I thought that. And it's crazy. But you talking about these joints be here. On me.

On my mama. When them bitches was white and blue, I swung to God, that was raw, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you talking about them. Them shit's is decent, bro. Hey, you know what's crazy? When we was in high school, niggas wore Dubzee Rose.

Yeah, on my mama. That's crazy. That was the biggest fake. When niggas had to SpongeBob Dubzee Rose, that's what shit got wicked. The Spanish the biggest fake, when niggas had the SpongeBob, Dubsie Rolls. That shit got wicked. The Spanish community, they probably got a Spanish motherfucker over there helping Jordan,

so they can keep buying them. Cause the prices of them are crazy. Bro, the flight 45 hot was 120, 130, 140, but it's the same price as Retro. Yeah, that money was expensive. That's crazy, man. Shout out to them Speez days. Bro, I had a homeboy, I had a class with, bro.

He would come every release day. You know how I used to make like the retro and then they had all the up-sep-synary stuff with him? But he'd have every shoe but the retro and all the matching gear. I was like, you just got something against retro? Nah, for sure. He out of pocket.

He definitely out of pocket. But he had a whole suit though. Shout out to that nigga Jamie, man. Jamie was a sick nigga. That's crazy. I fuck with jump man's though. I got period, I swear to God. Jump Man's, that's what they used to call me. Yeah, I'ma rock them. There we go. They do not call Jump Man's no more.

I'ma rock the period. Y'all gotta remind me. Next time we do a show, remind me to rock the period. They're, hey, my Karinas. Now. What's worse, them now or you wearing a pair of Fusions? Fusions is trash, bro. Yeah, Fusions is weak.

Them was weak when they came out, bro. They was doing too much, bro. But the Air Force One Jordans is trash, bro. But Fusions is trash bro. Yeah fusions is weak. Them was weak when they came out bro. They was doing too much bro. But the Air Force One Jordans is trash. But they had niggas in the choke hold because they was only dropping packs. Remember they wasn't dropping no retros.

You was getting the Air Force One packs coming out or you was getting fusion. And niggas was copping them fusions. I was going straight Barkley bro. I was Barkley LeBron. That's when you typed into your favorite role player. Yeah I was going some other shit. I wasn Barkley, LeBron. That's what you typed into your favorite role player. Yeah, I was doing some other shit. I wasn't fucking with Jordan at that time.

No sir. X-Bone boys had the white and the multicolor Coogee one, the plan five fusion. Oh wow. With platinum. That's crazy. Never went platinum. I've never had to put in those though.

Fusion fives was. That shoe went crazy, Nicholson's at Debra Rose. The fusion 12s wasn't that bad, but the Fusion 5s was ass. I got the Fusion 12s, the Playoff ones. Ass. Only shoes I wore with a strap, no dykes, was the Air Force One.

It's the all black, that's the hoop in. All black mids. Yep. Facts, I have them too. I was a white middie, shout out to my boy, Hey Good. He know, like we go way back, short ridge days. Shout out to my nigga. Hey good He know like we go way back short rich Yeah, so any shoes with a strap I was sleep don't what I used to wear midi I mean he black forced with the mid shots of my nigga Phil Yeah, he was like quit buying them weak ass drawers. They go out of style. Yeah

Feel comes from humble getting so I'm having a pair of black force with the strap. He probably left his untangled so I'm having a pair of black forks with the strap. He probably left his untangled. On top. He definitely flapping. He didn't strap his up. What's worse, the high top strap or the mid strap on the Air Force One? Mid.

Mid, mid. Oh, a high top Air Force One is wicked, bro. I got high top. I love my dog watches. You can wear a 13 and up, bro. You cannot wear them, bro. I got high top forces right now. If you wear them strapped up with a little Velcro,

I ain't dangerous. You have them because you like shoes, bro. You a shoe freak. I ain't going to lie. You ain't boating them, dog. I dated a girl because she had some high top forces on. On my mama in middle school. She was doing 108.

She didn't do a pike. I ain't doing pike like that. She was a pike. That's where the guy, we called her 6'9", she was tall. Oh, that's why I'm old. Then she came with the high top force. My nigga feel sick.

Ooh. She got some high top points. I don't want to be out of pocket, because I know some pike. They was white. Ooh. She got some high-top force. I was sitting in the other pocket, because I know some pipe. They was white, yellow, the white, yellow, high-top. I know some pipe basketball force, but y'all brothers watch this, so I'm not going to do that.

And I ain't going to do my nigga Lydia. It's like, that nigga say he got some high-top force, that's for the guy with soul. That's him, the nigga. She's crazy. And she had the strap dangling out the back. Oh, the back, they used to have them like in the little circle on the back. Yeah, because the back heelling out the back. On the back they used to have them like in the little circle on the back.

Yeah, because the back heel tab on the force right here is where you connect it. People used to try to put them in the back and have them hang it on. You too, I like these niggas, man. They out of pocket, man. They in the girl because she had on the high top forces, bro. Shout out to my nigga Phil, he hyped me up too.

She was pretty, but the forces took it over the top. Going after the girls basketball team is crazy. Going after the Pirate Force. She was nothing on being a Hooper either. She was tall too. She could even walk right, let alone run. I ain't never seen anybody crease the hot top here for someone either.

It's like a phone posit. If you crease one of them shoes, you are dangerous as fuck. I fucked with the hot top forces, man. I like them. I got a couple. I sure got the she's back in the day. Yeah, I got them too. I fucked with the hot top. Y'all like shoes, bro. I don't I sure got the she's back in the day. Yeah, I got them too.

I fuck with that. Cause y'all like shoes, bro. I don't like shoes like that. Just add them. Y'all can't pull them back out. Shit. I wear them, shit. You got to, see I got to tell me,

the Jumpman's or the she's? Which one y'all want me to get? Nah, you gotta go Jumpman's. Nah, he's Jumpman's. You gotta go Jumpman's. I'm gonna wear the Jumpman's. Cause niggas disrespect that shoe. I was like, I can tell who had shoes back then

and who didn't, bro. Nah, facts, bro. I can tell who's outside then, bro. I swear to God, people were really wearing Jump In. I couldn't think of the name of them. Jump In is what we called them, bro. It wasn't Team Jordans. We were saying Team Jordans. That's crazy.

At that time period, it would get off shoes, but like all the signature shoes the niggas were wearing, like Iverson's, T-Maxx, like people were wearing those just as much as Jordans. Obviously Jordans was popular, but everybody had different shoes back then. Oh God. That Iverson II was weak though.

Iverson II? I can't think of one off that. I had the one that was like, I had the Iverson's. I had, I ain't gonna lie, I was sold on Iverson's. I was rocking Iverson. But I think people was rocking Iverson

because we loved how iconic he was. Yeah, I had the one. It's a low, like the low top. Yeah, I had, I know that I had that. The black and gold, I was in too, was iconic. I had that, I had that. I had it, I swear to God. Then the blue and white ones came out.

The red and white ones went super platinum. Yeah. When he started doing the, I think it's the A6, the JD kids, he did the fake Prada joints, that was when I was, so them motherfuckers was crazy. The white rim was with the zippers, busting. I don't think nobody else had a car in the bar. I remember which one he had the only a strong survive

on the inside of the shoe. I think that bull. Yeah, I wanna say A5, I'll be out of, because it had like the holographic shit on the toe. I gotta look them up. I don't know what that motherfucker had. Does the Arvidsson got three cool shoes? Yeah, the inside with the peep.

He got three cool styles. Go to Arvidsson shoes, Mike. Arvidsson got three fireballs. He got the questions and he got the A shoes? Hell yeah. He got three cool styles. Go to Iverson shoes, Mike. Iverson got three fire ones. He got the questions and he got the A5 and A6 to solve for sure. The Bluetooth, I'm sorry, I'm about to say Bluetooth. That's what Mike got in his ear right now. The blue toe.

Oh, the blue toe questions is, and the red ones. That's an undefeated Reebok. Yeah, that's an elite model, bro. I like them. The red ones is fire too. Was people wearing the Reebok? Just go to his shoes. Yeah, I haven't seen shoes.

You said what's what? Was people wearing Reeboks at your school? Like regular Reeboks? Classic. Them right there, go to that black and white one that went on that left right there. Go down. To the like, nah.

Yeah, I was fucking with them. It was solid as fuck. Mike, you sleep, bro. Mike, you was like eight when they came. That's a legendary shoe, bro. They were like fire. Them shit's on platinum, bro. And Mike is way younger than us.

They was doing whippin' they in their ass they prom. Yeah. That was different, man. That's so funny. But go to this one right here. Yeah. Ay, y'all shoe game is not that bad, bro. No, I fuck with them.

I thought he had three though. Go down to like that third row, the far left. Oh, I forgot about those. That's a decent two. But them right here. I told you, the problem is, them bitches wear brass shirts. Okay, I'm out of pocket.

They got the, hey, how many is this crazy, bro? They got the strong, survived pit bull inside the shoe. That's the one that has it. Yeah, okay, on me, y'all right. I'm out of pocket. Yeah, shout out to y'all. Yeah, bro, on me. Y'all right. I'm out of pocket. Shout out to y'all. Yeah, bro.

I don't know about that colorway. That colorway stinks. Yeah, that's tough, but. That's on cool kicks. Come on, bro. Knee doing fire. You said cool kicks. That's crazy.

Them was all right, bro. Them black and gold forever. That's a legendary shoe, Mike. You wasn't outside. Nah, them were mid. I never liked those. I fucked with them though, because North Central hooped the new.

I fucked with them. That's an ABCD Kim shoe. Oh, with them. That's an ABCD cam shoe. That's an ABCD cam shoe. Yeah, I fucked with them. The answer three was solid. OJ Mayo used to get buckets of them. Questions is fire though. Disrespectful.

That was a good shoe. Hey, Luther Shooter heard you talking shit, man. He did. He spun the block. Nah, he wasn't talking about you. He said that everybody was doubting him. He wasn't talking about you, bro. Said everybody was doubting him, bro.

So he laid down on the basketball court and shot it like a three. I'm not listening. I'm not playing that shit. Hey, sources have said they seen the uncut footage and it's not cap, he really did that shit. He's a legend, bro. I'm not, he ain't even bragging.

He's unreal, bro. I don't believe it. That's what niggas kept sending me, he was blocked. I can't see, it says content unavailable legend bro. I'm not Sending me he was blocked Content unavailable It was just like I see why he blocked this Put lethal shooter bro in a universal circus bro the black circus, bro That's a hell of a bro, but for you to shoot a fucking gummy in a water bottle, bro. You unreal, bro. You unreal, bro.

I mean, that shit is unreal, but like, who? But him training people would be funny because what's he gonna do? And he really got a clip. Let's not disrespect, he can really shoot, bro. He really a for real trainer. Oh my. He missed a couple. The second one went straight in.

Yeah, bro. No, good. He just turned into a content creator, bro. I'm not mad at him. He really got a gift. I'm not saying he can't shoot or nothing. I just blocked him. Y'all can watch that shit.

Cool, y'all ain't mad at him. Do your thing, lethal. You just blocked him. I said, I ain't nobody, I ain't shit. You just blocked him, man. I don't wanna see it. Somebody said you should lock in with him, it's crazy. Yeah, they said, all right.

Like you couldn't shoot. Yeah, they like, you should lock in with Luther Shooter. He ain't get to your cause. I blocked him and him. I don't ever say no shit like that to me. Damn, man. He ain't do Luther Shooter, you ain't do nothing wrong. I don't know if you watch the show or not.

But that's how cold NBA players are though. That's how cold y'all niggas are. For him to shoot like that, and still NBA players are though. That's how cold y'all niggas are. For them to shoot like that, and still never got a shot at the league. This nigga keep shooting fucking Harp Rope Gummy Bears across the board. And still can't get a look. My nigga can't get a 10 day.

That is crazy, bro. Shell guy was just like, that's a separation right there. Niggas ain't good. Shout out to him, bro. Like, keep doing your thing. I ain't hating. I swear to God, bro, like he doing his thing. I ain't hating him.

I swear to God, I'm not hating him, because he done helped some people with their shots. Both definitely. But I just. I love lethal. I just ain't watching, bro. And on 2K, I can't beat that nigga in the gym, so fuck him.

On the challenge. Yeah, I cannot beat him. He on 2K? Yeah. Oh, he a legend. No, he for sure a legend. Nah, he locked in, bro. The way he did. The No, he for sure a legend. Nah, he locked in, bro. What he did.

The shit that he built around him shooting the basketball, legendary, I ain't hating it all, bro. Yeah. That shit curses it. Hey man, your man Lamar Odom. Nah, I'm hating. Build a bear. This nigga needs to be stopped.

Is he sick at this point? He's fucking weird, bro. That nigga said he got ass from the front. Damn. So tell them what he did, DJ. What he doing? First, I wanna go back to him getting twerked on while he was in the barbershop.

That's one of the craziest videos I've ever seen. They do that here though. I'll do a body twerk with him. Onyx, they was doing that before it closed down. Oh yeah, I remember those girls doing that. Tropic them, got it f**** blown up, but. Pfft. Damn. Shout out to, blown up, but. Pfft. Damn. Damn.

Shout out to my nigga, man. Shout out to you, Lord. I'll brush this shit down. My nigga getting twerked on like a barber shop, bro. He excited though. What barber shop? What barber shop is that at? Kenny's on 38th and College.

Lefties. Shout out to my West Islanders. Right touch. Right touch. Right touch. Hey, what's recent to people that ain't cheating me more? Oh my God. Look at how we do black business on the show. Hold on, that King's getting twerked though.

For sure. Shout out to my boy, Sean. Say less, King. Tap in. But now Lamar on building that dog's crazy. He said, what, it looks like his old joint. He's out of boy, Sean. Say, let's keep tapping. But now Lamar on building that dog's crazy. He said, it looks like his old joint. He's out of pocket, bro. Yeah, bro, why would you?

You said the guy has ass from the front. Right, but how do you, how much did that cost? Like 8,000? No, no, bro. Well, I need something to poop. God damn it, I don't. I don't wanna have to clean up. That's definitely a requirement.

After I do my thing, I don't wanna have to clean it up. Like, I might as well just beat my me. Like at that point. Nah bro, you splatter in that motherfucker. Yeah, he'll have to clean it out. It'll flush itself. If I'm looking at LeBar Odom, I'm assuming he's not cleaning that up.

So he's just going back in there, he just run it back. Nah, if I shoot that crazy glue in it bro, I'ma just tilt her up and walk her into the bathroom, upside down, and then sit her down on the bathtub. Sit her down on the bathtub. Cause after you tear her up, nigga, you got her legs, you can just hold her up.

That motherfucker probably weigh about 150 pounds. Hold that motherfucker like this walking in the bathroom. So how you turn that motherfucker around? You got, man. Nigga, he is seven foot 240 pounds, bro. Man, that's wild. Hey, that bitch really working.

Yeah, yeah, he out this shit. Bro, you gotta lift that bitch and turn it itself, all type of shit. All right, bro, I'm tearing her up, bro. If I'm freaky like that. Nigga, this is a salad in his pocket, bro. That's dangerous if you do that. My bitch gotta poop, though.

I'm cool, though. I'm sweet. Anything fake, I'm sweet. Nigga, fake dogs, crazy. I told y'all about them Fee Fee's in jail cool though. I'm sweet. Anything fake, I'm sweet. Niggas are fake dogs, crazy. I told y'all about them Fee Fee's in jail though. So hopefully none of you niggas ever go. I'm cool bro. A dog bro is crazy.

If I can make a Fee Fee bro, I'm saving these mittens bro. I'm cool bro. Terry, Terry you're mitten up every day when you can make a. Keep mitten this crazy. Bro a dog bro, you out of pocket. Bro you taking years off your mittens bro. No I'm not.

No bro. I'm not playing with a dog. My player dog is crazy. You literally fucking a condo bro. You outta pocket. Bro, you taking years off your bits, bro. No, I'm not. A dog is. A dog is a multiplayer dog. You literally fucking a condo, bro, at this point. That nigga's a bc of a dog. You fucking a rubber dog. I know, but it probably got that feeling though, bro. And then the sex stores now is so crazy, bro.

What feeling? You gotta put some egg glue up there. You gotta put your own moisturizer up there. Nah, but you got the, um, what do you call that shit? The KYZ, the KYZ. You know what I'm saying, you gotta put your own. Yeah, the Lubey, ma. Man, I'm about to lose my Lubey motherfucking head.

That's crazy, bro. That's crazy, bro. Don't go to your par, if you have like, what if they said, here Jeff, here's the body. You still gonna use your head? They're called body. This is a corpse. No one hit that. What the fuck? I'm telling you, no I'm hitting.

He's sick for going to analyze in a situation like you did but He's sick for getting it. If I had a choice to crack a Girl a dog that looks like my ex-girl that I still want to smack. I'm not whacking off, bro Yeah, I'm cool. We're gonna get a virus on that side might up for that up So you can really do it like build a beard But he's technical difficulties already this week

He said I see your ass from the front I said, hi, hi. But he said, he's this one. And we had technical difficulties already this week. We don't need no barbers. This is when I knew he was sick with gypsum. He said, I see your ass from the front. Yeah, like nigga, you analyzing the door that you built, nigga, the ass from the front. He custom made it like Nike ID, that's crazy. But saying you'd rather whack your shit, bro. No. I'm not spying.

It's a lot of options, that one just can't be it. That's too freaky, bro. That's not it, bro. That's. See feed me, bro. A motherfucker walk in my house and see that bro. Yeah bro that's. How hard it bro.

In your house you just got a new one. You been build a wall. You ain't never gone through that shit. Build a wall is crazy. Y'all ever see that movie. No true. With them little kids. It's like, what you call that shit

where people go to Vegas and get fucked up. Hangover, it's like hangover for little kids. No, I ain't. Seth Rogen made it. Damn. Damn, but they mama had a dog. They parents had a dog and they sold it to a weird ass nigga on the internet.

The boys, something like that. Like it's supposed to be like a little kid, super bad kind of shit. Yeah. Oh, the little black dude. They had the fat black dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm my white dude.

Yeah, good boys, good boys. That's a fucking hilarious boy, bro. I'm the sex dog Stock X is crazy, bro. They had the sex dog, buddy came and bought that bitch. He was like, what are you doing with that dog? He was all, you can have him. Niggas are dangerously freaky, bro. You need to be down on the wall.

You can do shit like that. Slamming the hammer, bro, and I got a body right here, bro. I'm just in a body. It was all in the dog, you can have it. Niggas are dangerously freaky, bro. You need to be down on the wall. You can do shit like that. Slamming the hammer, bro, and I got a body right here. That ain't a body, bro. It's a body, bro. If I play AK, bro, that motherfucker feels like pressure, bro. If I'm a sicko. Man, I'm cool. You can't even get a good car for AK.

Stop telling niggas, bro, use your hand. Bro, you know what you're putting your hands through? No. Niggas turn their head up every night, it's crazy. That's crazy. Well, it's crazy, nigga, thinking that you fucking a dog and thinking it's real. But I'm saying he's already sick.

Yeah. We're gonna get out of here, but you know, with AK, you could just go buy like the real thing. A couple times, actually. You gotta be in Vegas, bro. Hey, if AK only get you two times, nigga, you a loser. He already died in Vegas once, bruh. We could've been dressed.

He had to try for that. He died in Vegas one time. Oh, he did die and go back. The real Lamar Hamlin. He died in Vegas already from trying to pay for it. He said, this is gonna be safer. Shout out to Lamar Older man. Yeah, look at what he been through, bro.

That nigga had eight seizures. Was in the coma for nine weeks. And he decided to get a dog. Had 12 strokes. My boy had just living. It's extra credit. I fuck with it. Oh yeah, that's fried eggs, bro.

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Last minute tickets, lowest price guarantee. Yeah. Yeah, condolences to him and his family. Of course, we're not joking about that, but dog, they said that the body was in there Friday. They didn't realize it until Monday, but they was working the entire time. They said it was a foul odor.

Come on man, a nigga died. In the tent bed. The tent bed locked or something? Bro, he was just in there motherfucker. They said it was a needle in there. Yeah, they said, I was about to say condolences, I don't know what happened with that, maybe overdose, whatever, it didn't happen,

but get well soon to the entire staff at Planet Fitness, because how in the hell do you not realize a nigga is in here dead for an entire weekend? That's sure not the high way I wanna go out. Oh man. Send me out getting a shot. You won't go out like Lamar Odom. I wanna go out like,

Elvis? No, Kevin Samuels. Kevin Samuels. Allegedly. Kevin Samuels. Get some shit from the bag. It crashed down. He the first crash man to cool.

Oh, man. Modification. Shout out to the Samuels family. But I'm just saying, that's how they say your uncle and daddy went out. Send me out like that. Dying in the tent, man. I'm black anyway.

So me getting in there, y'all know it's a suicide type situation. Oh my God. Flip the switch. I'm just saying, bro. Hey, what's crazy is they were just like, damn, who the hell gonna do 50K this one? We love y'all, we're here.

Hey, we making up four days after week, bro. Hey. It's something bad. They was making a joke. They were just like, it's so hard to get out of your Planet Fitness contract because you can't do it online or on the phone. You have to go and make it.

They were just like, see what happens when you try to hit Planet Fitness. I think it's only like $15 too. No, it's like 10. Why do they give you fruities though? The purple fruities? I used to go there just to get them. Nigga, you used to go to Planet Fitness

just to get the candy and leave. It's crazy. Oh, 86 Attachments. A nigga didn't go in there and work out. Shout out to Mandy. I used to go in there and wave, grab a handful of slime. Shout out to Miss Mandy, I love you girl.

On Friday they used to have pizza. Oh for real? See I missed that on that. But the purple fruities is legendary in play. Why you have candy on Friday? So Planet Fitness sent me a pizza on Friday. Yeah bro they have. Nobody should be hungry when we don't find it.

Like if you homeless you should just go in there and get your right. Nah for real they don't care bro. Get a. Like if you homeless, you should just go on out. You're right. You remember shit bro. They don't care bro. Get a work, if you homeless though, get a workout outfit though. Talk about what? You can't go in there and dress like the niggas

from Home Alone. You got to get away bandits. He look leased. If you homeless, homeless people really be out of pocket cause y'all can get away with a lot of this shit. No, no, fuck that. Because he said we was out of pocket for saying that nigga had no motion.

Y'all was. Now you a homeless, you're going to have a change of clothes. No, listen. I don't have a gym uniform. I don't have nowhere to live, Brandon. This is being homeless one on one. One on one? Yes.

Because every homeless person, like, you need a suit. Why? Why? Why? Because bro, just say if you want to go to the nice hotel and chill, you can literally walk around all day and nobody's going to say that to you. Okay.

If you have a suit on, I swear to God, you go to Bottle Works, they are not going to say a word to you. We saw Pursuit of Happiness. They didn't let them get in the train station. No, Will Smith, that production fucked up the whole play. His suit was big as hell. The neck was dirty.

His son was dusty than the motherfucker. And he had that motherfucker big ass iPad with him. Or whatever it was. That damn computer with him. But I'm saying, bro, when you homeless, you gotta go, like if my girl is homeless, I'm like, bitch put on this Sheen outfit so we can go in here and say for a little bit.

Wait, where is the Sheen getting delivered to because you don't have a home? Listen, the nigga I said on Michigan Road, y'all don't think he have a delivery option, nigga? I don't start. Yes, bro. That nigga's rich. To Chick-fil-A.

Yeah, bro, so just go, rich. To Chick-fil-A. Yeah, bro. So just go like if you want to go in the mall and not be bothered, bro, get a cooler outfit. You know what I'm saying? How much people get random? Haircuts ain't number 30. Go get a fade. Nothing.

Bro. Hey, that's great. We got ridiculous for saying that he ain't had a ho. He said he could have a spare 30 for a fade. He said nothing but 30. He didn't have nothing, a choice, but not to have no hoes though. Y'all bashed this man for trying to get his life right.

Said he didn't have no bitches. I ain't talking about him. Lock in, bro. I pray to Lord that I don't know how to go through that. Nah, hell yeah, but I'm saying y'all act like y'all just supposed to have hoes when you homeless. That's not like a, not a necessity. He just act like they supposed to have sports gear.

But it's easier to get sports gear than doing some coochie-roo though. Cap, I see crackheads all over the street. Oh, that's wild. That's wild. My fuck. Getting wicked. I used to watch, I told you I used to watch that one show.

What? Hookers on the point, hookers at the point. Oh, only point I know is out east. I don't know about that point. Yo, we're not going there either. Shout out to the east side. That's crazy. I think that's where it was filmed. They over either, y'all say you suck. That's crazy. I think that's where it was filmed.

Watch your crack ass fuck is crazy, bro. You know. You should. You're trying to say come on. That guy was 10, dude. I told y'all this is humble beginnings. To know he made it to the NBA, he got a Michael Ors story. Cause that nigga is dark. It is dark over there. My nigga made it to the NBA. He got a Michael Ors story. It's dark.

It is dark. My nigga made it. What's wrong with this nigga? You are scarred. My first one was Brazilian Bubble Bus 26. I still remember you, Maria. Oh Lord. Shout out to the DVD. Hey man, how Michelle Bill get away sitting there on TV?

Oh she did. What she say that? That was crazy bro. That was bro. Oh you talking about with Lou and them? Yeah. Yeah she was out of it. That's crazy bro.

They try to go over that fast. They tried to. They did. It was successful. We bringing it back. That was nuts bro. They tried to, they did. It was successful, but we bring it back. That was nuts, bro. They breezed through it, though. I didn't like it, and I don't want nobody to lose their job, but she gotta get a penalty.

What'd she say? Nigga, I meant nuggets. How you mix that up? You been talking sports. You own this show too, Talk Sports. You never mix up niggas with nuggets. I'm sleep, bro. I ain't never look at the different niggas

said the different niggas. I don't be doing that right shit. I don't like that though. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't like that. But shout out to her though, you know what I mean? Whatever, that's looting them people. That's our guy.

But you gotta take a L for that one baby girl. Yeah, she lost me. I know you saw the clip where they put up a Booker T. Shout out. It's for you. It's coming for you nigga. Shout out to her man. you. Oh, okay, I'm coming for you, nigga. Shout out to her, man.

She said it so casually though, though, like. She definitely rap all the songs that say the nigga. All right, the car, most definitely. Even at the concert, she's bouncing up and down. Oh, you're gonna say, you wanna tell the real song, go to a concert, these rap concerts, you'll see. Oh, you'll see. I remember I went to that raw wave,

when that nigga said, what do you say about that, he got somewhere he say nigga like a couple times, them motherfuckers was singing that motherfucker, I was looking at them, I was like. I went to the Lil Wayne vs Drake nigga, I think it's called Clips or Noblesville, whatever, you just had to be a part of it, bro.

You'll be in here mad at everybody. All them white people singing word for word. And that's why I be laughing if you go in there, but like if I go to a concert, I see a white person, they're gonna be swimming on them. You'll be fighting a tar concert, bro. No, you're not. You're gonna lose.

Yeah, bro, just enjoy your seat, bro. They out of pocket, but it's what comes with territory at this point with a rap concert. It's hard bleeping out. Our music's so filthy, so a white person bleeping out everything, it's hard, bro. We can't even rap it. It's over, bro.

The radio edit is already tough right now. I think I tried to, I had to edit on for RP DMX, but I had, what's that song, Slippin'? Yeah. I had that playing, it was a radio version. It was edited. That nigga was just barking the whole song. Oof! Oof!

I'm like, all the edits, they try to blag out, they see the bark on the news, and they even oof. Walmart used to fuck them CDs up back in the day. Listen to that shit. The fact that Walmart transferred to all you could get edited CDs is so crazy. I hated that. These kids don't know nothing about going to buy CDs

from Best Buy and shit. Best Buy and Target was the only ones that had the- What's the first CD you ever got? Damn, I bought Dudley. I'm trying to think. Nah, like you just ever got a CD. My sister bought me my first CD. Yeah, what was it?

My sister Star bought me a Chopper CD and a Ghetto. Damn, that's fire. It's dark. Star, she bought me that shit. It's dark, BG, that shit was hard. No, I'm talking about for me, I can't really remember it for real. Probably at no limit though.

Probably a Lil' Soldiers, I was a Lil' Soldiers fan. Damn. Yeah, yeah. What? Lil' Soldiers was cold back a Lil' Soldiers fan. Damn. Yeah, yeah. What? Lil' Soldiers was cold. Niggas was ass. Now Lil' Soldiers was cold when I was a kid, bro. They was cold.

I remember my brother snuck and got me the Wayne CD. I was a geek. Which one? Roshan on there. Mm-hmm. Black as Hot. Oh, you talking Lights Out? No.

Oh, Black as Hot. Black as Hot. Lights Out is with Roshan on it. Oh, okay. Now them, they used to have the hardest album covers. Oh, God. Them and No Limit, bro, had the hardest artwork of all time.

Now, I did, y'all used to read in the little, I used to open a CD up and I used to read all the production and shit, that was dope. We might be old, but we used to open up the tapes and they used to have all, that's why I fucked with No Limit, but they had hella niggas on the rocks and everybody had an album coming out next week, bro.

Nigga album dropping tomorrow. You'd be like, damn, I'm gonna fuck a Fiend album drop tomorrow, damn. Did y, damn, I'm gonna fuck a feed album drop tomorrow, damn. Did y'all have CD players or did y'all have the cassette players? Nah, I had CD players, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have. I had that combined one, you know,

they had the cassette in the front and the CD at the top. Damn, man. Little boombox. I ain't ever had no duo. My sister had that. Damn, run DMC. Was it portable? Was it portable? Yeah, it was like the little box,

they had the CD at the top and the cassette at the bottom. Damn, DJ Unk, I had that one. My sister had it. I definitely, I remember having it. I remember the difference between having a CD player and a Walkman. I figured that out. Boy, the motherfucking skips.

Boy, you walked around while your shit fucked up. I just remember my sister. We used to hold our shit heavy. Thunder had the Hot Boys CD, and they had that We on Fire on there. And they had that, what kind of nigga got gold in his mind? That's a horror album.

And Jovi had the best verse on that song. What kind of nigga got in his mind? These kids is fucking spoiled with fucking AirPods on they phone now, it's crazy. Bro, I remember when my sister was playing that motherfucker, I walk in the room, she ain't never let you in her room. I'm like, play that again. What kind of nigga got those in his ass?

I be like, who was that? She like, Lil' Way, that's my boyfriend, he 10. I'm like, what the fuck? 10? Thuggin' out of pocket. Did y'all have like, CD cases where y'all used to put your CDs in the slips? Y'all didn't have them?

For the whip, shortly. Nah, I had them in a book bag, bro. I used to sell CDs back in school, bro. CDs, Hot Cheetos, motherfucker, Fagos, all that shit. You walk around with Fagos in your backpack. I used to sell mixes two for five. You literally probably look like I need money. No, I was bolded always, don't do that.

I don't never need no chicken. I was always, what's that niggas name? Spoon Bull. My niggas will tell you, I was fresh in the bitch, but I used to sell nigga Hot Cheetos, Honey Buns, Fagos nigga, you can get a combo meal nigga, for five dollars nigga. Wait, what's the combo?

The combo is you get one bag of Hot Cheetos, so it was a crazy upcharge. Bags of Hot Cheetos when we was kids was 25 cents. I need a dollar. Bitch, I had to steal this from the crib and bring this to you. Cause of ESP. Somehow.

So you wasn't buying it. You was already boosting the product and trying to get ESP. I don't know how y'all grew up, but my mom bought 50 packs at the house. So I would take half. I would sell Hot Cheetos. Eric, I went to a ghetto ass school.

So all the baby fat Jackie bitches, all that shit, all the ghetto hood niggas, they only wanted, what's the, damn, what's the barbecue chips? Grip-O's. Grip-O's, Hot Cheetos, bro. We didn't eat Doritos and that, that was your only two options. Every kind of Fago, Peach Fago went crazy at Barber.

The best Fago. Went crazy, Peach and fucking kiwi strawberry. The Ohana. Yes. Blew them out the water with that. Then you get a nigga a honey bun. We'll do the white glaze pause. Or just the regular.

The white glaze. The pure cream. I hate it, I just picked that shit up. The pure cream. The pure cream is even worse. The frosted honey bun is good. You ain't a real eater though. It was different, bro.

That's crazy. But you get a whole cup. I don't wanna be bro. That's Chris. You get a whole combo. I don't wanna be gone as a real eater. You get a whole? You get a whole bunch. You get a whole combo, nigga, for the $5 though. Everything else sold separately, bro. Yeah.

Two mixes for five. You stealing the product, and then having to have a service charge out of pocket. You've been an IGN scammer. Cause I put my life at risk stealing from my mama, bro. It was a lot of kids though. I was surprised Jeff and them didn't have a hundred bags of Cheetos over there.

My mama ain't buy her Cheetos till I got in high school. Damn, bro. Woo. And that's why niggas used to be like fighting to send me home. I niggas need a Netflix special. What nigga, we wouldn't know that. Like, nigga, our house was so crazy.

My mom used to buy cookies. She bought a glass cookie jar, right? Just for motherfuckers. If you try to go in the cookie jar, she can hear you. You know, when you take the lid off, it's cool. But to put that bitch back on, that bitch gonna clean. That bitch gonna rattle. You're gonna hear that cool.

Who down there? I'm you gonna hear that, cool. Who down here? I'm like, I'm about to roll it, bruh. And what's worse, that or the containers with the clear top and the black bottom that you gotta pull off? The motherfucker sound like a chopper, you open them shits up, you ain't sneaking nothing in. We don't have that, bro.

We was pulling that motherfucker, pulling the right bag, bro. No, my mama bought a glass cookie jar. Who's like people that little chato? Glass cookie jar, bruh. Then when I got out of high school, my sister and them left. Man, my nephew started living with us and all that.

They came, man, we had her, like, I wasn't even there half the time, so it didn't even matter, but you go in there, it'd be oatmeal pies, all type of shit. Like, what the fuck? What the shit was when I was little? I don't eat this shit no more. I eat-

Oatmeal pies is crazy, dude. I don't even like them. Boy, you never, never mind. This is pies is crazy. I don't even like them. Boy, you're never mine. This is. Don't say somebody's stomach look like that. We always. Oh, I love that. Means if your stomach look like a Coogee sweater

or an Obeel pie, I'm a slimhead. So I be up. No putting up with a cream on there. I might spray some God damn whipped cream on you. Turn it back into day. Hey, go ahead. You can find that dish at The Hitters Experience. I might spray some got that whipped cream on you. Turn it back in the day. Go ahead. Go ahead.

You can find that dish at the Hitters Experience. Go ahead, man. This nigga really digs it. All right, talk to y'all about the hell damage, girls with the hell damage on the back of their heads. No, I don't look at that. Too much. Now the shit, the storm we went through,

that's a little too much. My car, my car is still in the shop. Let's talk about that. In fact, Persephone, Persephone, where the fuck y not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back.

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I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back.

I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. I'm like, I'm not gonna get my car back. a cloud. Like, make this shit make sense. Yeah, my car is a trouble. That's for another day, man. Fuck them. Hey man, shout out to Jaden Johnson. Make sure everybody go home at night. Yeah, that's my nigga forever.

My nigga forever, for sure. We still have the beginning of that episode where it all fucked up. Yeah, we gotta drop that song sometime. Yeah, it's funny as fuck. All right, you see 4-2 Doug shooting? In the club, it's crazy. And how they set it up,

I thought my nigga was gonna hit that motherfucker. Straight side of the backboard. He was in the club shooting? Yeah, like set it up I thought my nigga was gonna hit that bull fucking straight side of the backboard He was in the club. She'd be like Katie knuckleball that bitch. No rotation on the Go-to player was John Lucas I we need that. That shit funny as hell, man. But why they gotta put it in the club? No, Houston wild, bro.

Ah, for real? Everything in motherfucking Houston. Free throws in the club, it's crazy. But him just smoking like a boner, it was slow mo too, he pulled up, hit the whole left side of the fucking backboard, man. That shit crazy. 42 wild.

I'm a fucking fool too though, he was cool. For sure. You got the video? Mic tapping, fast as hell. Them dogs keep popping up. Oh yeah, there it go. Oh, why they got it in slow mo though? You gotta see it, bro.

Bro, look at this shit. Oh, that form, it wicked. Equal that bitch from the side. Cart right there. Hey, why they slow mo that nigga here? Carlton that bitch. Foto, you Carlton that hoe. Hell no, man.

To miss that shot in front of everybody's club is crazy. Man, they out of pocket for that, bro. That's funny. That's a nasty ass edit. Hey, Twitter man asking, you seen the video, man. You looking off cat to top of the key, nigga throwing a hissy fit. What's up with that, man?

Why you look cat off like that? See, I see what Jalen Brunson going through now. Oh Lord, Jesus. Y'all shouldn't have showed me that video. I was a cat fan, man. But the fact that he got mad at me for trying to get a bucket, and he shoot all the goddamn shots,

now I'm pissed. He was able to shoot more than Jimmy on that team? I don't think Jimmy was there at that time. Uh-oh. But hell yeah, he catched out all the fucking shots. Made it to shit, what he did, his man up down on you and he looked at him and said, nope.

He took off. I had one. Shit, I had one. I missed that bitch though. But shit, that was probably my third shot of the game and he probably shot 12, three. And they zoomed in on him for the rest of the play, he was high.

I always wanted to ask you, did you have an idea when you was gonna shoot? Like, cause them niggas, if you're getting 20 shots a game, I don't give a fuck when I shoot. Nah, you see them crybaby ass niggas won't let you shoot, they be crying. That's why they be like, yo, I don't wanna play with him.

You shoot too much, I thought it's a pass so much. Fuck out of here. Cause I'm like, when did you know when to go get a bucket? Like, all right, fuck these niggas, bro. I'm finna go school. Nah, you don't really know, bro. You gotta like, when you the point guard and you play with a bunch of guys that can score

in Superstar, you gotta kinda like, you know, take sacrifice yourself sometimes. Yeah. That's why I was shitty. I wish I would've got the ball handed to me when I first came in the league, cause I would've shot that bitch 20 times again. And that would have just became a normal.

Yeah, that would have been a norm for me. Yeah. I should have stayed in Indiana. I got to shoot that bitch when I was here. I was going to ask you, which coach let you kind of get your shit off? Nate McMillan. Nate didn't give a fuck.

I fucked with Nate. And Coach Bud used to let me, you know, in the fourth quarter, he'd be like, Jeff, go be Jeff. Like, throughout the game, I had to pass the ball, but Nate McMillan was like, just find PG. As long as PG gets touches Fuck everybody else. It's you and PG. So if PG got 25 shots, I knew I was getting at least 13

That's solid. Yeah, I fucked with it. I fucked with being here. I should have never went to Minnesota That's crazy. I love Tibbs though, but going to like that shit with Kat. Yeah Should never went to that shit. I like Miles. And that's funny that you said that, cause a lot of guards always came back and fucked with Day off the shrimp day. It was like, he was straightforward about how he talked

and stuff, but also shit on offense, I got to do what the fuck I wanted to, cause you lead the show. All you gotta do is try to play defense. When I said try, so all the fuck I did, I was not a defender. I never said I was.

But I ain't gonna lie, after that first game, y'all played it in the end. I remember I texted y'all and I said, damn, bro, y'all damn near, I might be all right. I might look solid. I was like, damn, Miles know how to whoop with this nigga, Jeff? Aw, we lit.

He had a crazy game. No, Miles, nice though. I fucked with Miles. He was cool, bro. Miles was one of the, No, Miles was nice though. I fucked with Miles. He was cool, bro. Miles was one of the, I hope for my favorite big to play with in Miles' second. For real? Yeah, Cat is the most talented big I played with.

Yeah. But. You put Miles over Paul. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I wouldn't count him as a big. I was thinking like Sinner. Okay, okay, okay.

But Paul was cool to play with too, too. Yeah, he was dope. But I liked, that him as a big. I was thinking like centers. But Paul was a good player too. He was dope. But I liked, I was my favorite teammate. That make a lot of sense. Especially while you play basketball. Hey, you see a boy, Bronny, he only playing home G League games. That nigga worse than Big.

Nah, y'all bullshit. He's only playing home G League games. He's not traveling with the team. I swear to God, on my mic, figure out how much a brand new jersey costs. On my shoulder is my favorite player. Anthony, we gotta move you down, Ed. We gotta move you down.

Brought it to go. How is he getting that, y'all? Cause they said you to go. You in the G League and you making them type of- He gotta travel with the team, bro. Brian like, yo, you gotta travel with us, bro. That's my favorite play. You not traveling like them, bro.

You not living that life, bro. Ain't no way you scoring six points. You not taking it. Three rebounds and five turnovers, bro. You making calls like that, bro. You not taking AR bus rides, bro. And you know how far it is to be like, you know what? I don't play a role.

I play at home. In the league, that's crazy. In the G-league, that's wicked. Bronnie my favorite player. He's a legend. Stem, I didn't play a role. I play at home. In the league that's crazy. In the G-League that's wicked. Brownie my favorite player. He's a legend. Stamped, I didn't even know that. Y'all ain't gotta be faking, ain't no way. That's a fact bro, you only play home games bro.

Yeah bro. How in the fuck did he pull that off? You know who I am bro. His dad. My son will not be traveling three hours on a bus. No bro, your son needs to go to North Dakota bro and suit up bro. My son will not be traveling three hours on a bus. No bro, your son needs to go to North Dakota bro and suit up bro.

What the fuck? Your son needs to go to Fort Wayne bro. Nah bro. He needs to play the bad ends bro. I'll play them at home. They got players here. When they get here I'll play. One to one bro.

Is he still suiting up for the Lakers though? At this point who who knows, bro. He's about to be on Twitch playing a game. When the Lakers play the Knicks, he's gonna play in the Garden for sure. Oh, Lord. That's why. I've never heard of such, bro.

He got the best gig ever, bro. I swear. I swear, bro, that's hard. Your daddy is that nigga, bro. Bro, the ghost. It's not even close, bro. Michael Jordan can never. Hell no. Bro, just imagine you saying,

you know what, I only want to take this road trip. Look, you know what, I'm just playing that. I ain't playing no way, gang. I don't know, I think Lil Marcus would have been traveling with him. He'd talk to daddy, hey, fuck you, I got a bitch in the World Wave that's pressure. I have a World Wave scout report, it's nasty work.

I'm going to play in the Dole. I'm going to play in the dog. I'm going to play an IPMW. That's nasty. For sure. Bernie James would go for real. Nah, for real. That's a wild job. He living the dream.

Yeah, we're going to have to see a fact check. I'll be trusting y'all. Nah, bro. That is crazy. This is not a sentinel report, bro. No, this is fact, bro. This is real life, bro. This is real life, bro. This is real life, bro.

You only play at home games, bro. Wow. I've seen that, so damn. The league is different, bro. That's crazy. You know what I mean? People were working hard to play in the NBA, y'all. My God, that is...

You in no way, Phil. Nah, bro. You in no way. My experience is different, bro. My life is better than yours, man. Straight up. Straight up. Back right fair, my nigga. Oh man, shit's smooth for Bryce. Shit's smooth for Bryce.

Bryce making it to the NBA, y'all. If he wants to, fuck it. He's making it, bro. Damn near, bro. I thought I was gonna see this nigga ain't playing. He played G League when he wanted to play, bro. Bryce is going to the NBA. Bryce is going to the NBA, bro.

Sonny mode, bro. What the fuck, bro? Baby girl going to the W, bro. Is that right? She might go to the league too if she want to. Bro, she's gonna be the owner of a WNBA team. That is crazy. Yeah, bro.

To have pool like that in the G League, bro, that is a surviving league, bro. Yeah, bro. I'll leave Hoop L.A., bro. His contact is, he's still got an NBA contract. Yeah, he's on two-way deal, correct? Yeah. No, he's on the NBA.

Oh, I got him fucked up. He has an NBA contract. Yeah, he... What's the, 8 mil? Yep. But I mean, that's, a lot of people do that, though. When you on a guaranteed deal,

he on the NBA roster, so him just playing home games is like, yeah, I'm gonna travel with the team and stuff. And now I'm back home, I'm going to play in the home game. Mm. Yeah, you get the play, but I ain't going, you ain't going on the road. You ain't going to be a permanent G League player. I'm going to tell you right now, Jahlil Okafor plays for the Mad As,

and if he goes and tells them that he does not want to play outside of 317. He ain't on the real roster, though. Jahlil Okaford would be a bouncer at All-Star Sports Labs on 56th of George sale. You don't wanna play away. Actually, you don't even have to hear it all. Ain't no fucking way. But he ain't on the main roster.

Cause I turned out to play in the G League when I was on the Hawks. Oh, come on bro. Like, let's be for real. I did though. They asked me if you wanna go play in the G League for a couple games. Yeah, but you had that right bro.

But you a different type of nigga too, bro. I'm asleep now, shit. I gave you shit on the show. What? You ain't got that type of pool, Jeff. No, but I did, I had the option, I said no. No, yeah, you said no, I don't wanna go play in the G League. But for niggas say, I'll go.

But nigga, I'm only staying in LA Well, that's what it was gonna be basically. They was like you can play in these home games and I was like I ain't playing none of them I need a 9 I was like hell no I need to change to your jersey ASAP OB Using PC on the G League is crazy. Fuck y'all. I was looking at You can PC on the G league is crazy. Fuck y'all.

I was looking at, well, see this tomorrow, but the Wizards is playing the Spurs. You can get a ticket in the building for $4. What? They say, how can you get the building for less than a bottle of water at the arena? Is that at the Wizards stadium? I was working in Washington.

Bro, you can go for $4 or bands, bro. Something like that, it must be a special night, bro. Bro, it's not, bro. We give it back, bro. It's some type of donation. No, y'all just suck. Man, getting a ticket at a basketball game for $4, bro. It's crazy.

Yeah. $4, $10 to get in Pike. Bro, it costs more for the ticket master fees, bro, than it is actual tickets. $4? Bro, that gotta be fake, bro. Somebody must've been just selling that. It's a master crazy seat,

but it's just like, come on, y'all. Somebody must've been selling that, bro. If you have crazy seat, but it's just like, come on, y'all. Somebody must've been selling that, bro. If you, listen, I wanted to speak to y'all too. Stop taking your kids to the nosebleeds. Y'all are fucking losers as parents, bro. God damn. I'm sorry, bro. Everybody came up for it, okay.

Bro, we not telling nobody to pop this shit. All right, let it be here. Shit never gave you niggas money. I'm not gonna say nothing, but, shout out to my little nephew. He ain't blood, but he's my nephew. His daddy took him to the game and that nigga could've smacked Mel's Daniels jersey

with his fucking head. And my nigga was mad at his nephew because my nephew said we could have just stayed Don't take me if they look like Bro, what's worse take your kid there go to date there I got tickets to a game, but you ain't got tickets to the game, you in the nosebleeds, it's crazy.

I don't believe in that, bro. If they look like an ant, bro, I ain't gonna. Yes, bro. $3 is crazy, bro. Stop taking them kids to them games, bro. You can buy a game at the Washington Wizards game for $3. Y'all niggas suck.

Yeah, that's horrible, bro. That's not even Tubi. J. Poole, man, I see you be in the comments sometime, bro. Do we? Yeah, shout out to the Eric. Light it up, bro, we told you to pull up to the show, but we gotta have some conversation, bro. Oh yeah, we need that episode.

We gotta talk about these three dollar tickets. We need that episode. Because what you and them doing, they feel like it's comfortable to slide three bands to see y'all. A Jordan Poole episode with us would be lit. Oh yeah, I told them to pull up. They played a price list to be lit. Oh yeah, I told him pull up. They played a price just a couple weeks.

Oh yeah. We need an episode. We got a lot of that to go through. I don't know if he's gonna pull up. Well, they don't have pressure in the season, so he got time to kick it, cause they out here playing for $4. Allegations for sure.

He ain't gonna pull up, bro. Talk about that fuck nigga Kuz, my nigga. They go my way. You don't like Kuz? I'm just fucking with y'all. I pulled Kuz. I don't even know K nigga Kuz, my nigga. Damn, you don't like Kuz? I'm just fucking with ya. I fuck with Kuz. I fuck with Kuz. I don't even know Kuz.

Let me stop lying. Are you Kuz? I don't know. I don't even know. Kuz is good, man, but I fuck with Kuz. Before we get out of here, which one of your franchise that, well, you probably talk about it,

what's the first child that you gotta go play at and you be like, hell no. Oh, my mom was Minnesota and I went there for real. I did not wanna go to Minnesota, no shame, the Minnesota kids, y'all lit went, dead for real. I did not want to go to Minnesota, no shade to Minnesota because y'all lit now, but when I was in the league, Minnesota was a place to go die. Did you know, but nah, bro,

did you know that whip was coming with you though? Y'all a team. I went and died. My career literally was over. What's up with Minnesota? I don't think so, I ain't gonna do that to any bro. I'm being honest for everybody, it's like don't go to Minnesota, that's where do that to anybody. I'm being honest for everybody. Don't go to Minnesota. That's where you go to die.

I'm like, nah. Y'all had a great team though when you first got there. Yeah, and it died in one year. It did, but I don't think you went in there thinking like, oh, this is the end. I literally went for the money. Yeah, they cashed you out. I did not go for, I wanted to be there. I cried.

How fast did you sign that deal? I didn't, I didn't. I actually got less money because I didn't sign it fast enough. Damn. I refused, nigga. I did not want to go to Minnesota because everybody said that was where you went to die.

Like this is where, the only person that made it out here is KG. Time out. So let's walk through this story. Obviously you're leaving the Pacers, you know what I'm saying? How did you get to Minnesota then? So I wanted to go to the, I wanted to stay with the Pacers, right?

So the Pacers was on a flight. Pritchard, he was on a flight, whatever. And he was like, all right, we're gonna call you when we land. Tibbs called me early that morning before free agency really got going. He called me and was like, yo, we gonna offer you,

that was a three year, 63 or something like that. And I was like, oh, all right. I ain't going there. So, Utah called me too. Utah was gonna trade somebody or something. I was like, yo, you can go to Utah. I was like, uh. These, like my options was Sacramento, Utah,

or Timberwolves, or the Pacers. I'm like, it's some badass options. Man, this is a tough options right here. So I'm like, I'ma fuck with Indiana. So my agent like, Indiana, man, they gon', they gon' lowball you. These dudes is talking 21, 22 million a year. Indiana talking like 16, 17.

I was like, well, I'm at home, I'll be fine. I don't need much, 17 million at home, great. Agent Carback was like, Minnesota just took the offer down to something else, and Sacramento is talking to you and George Hill. And he was like, George Hill about to get some type of deal where he not gonna get all of it guaranteed. And he ended up going there.

Yeah, like Sacramento gonna give him some deal that ain't all guaranteed. So we're gonna just eliminate Sacramento. I was like, cool. He's like, it's Indiana, Utah, and the Pacers. He's like, you want away from Indiana? I was like, yeah. And so tips called back again, was like, well, we're at three years, 57. My agent was like, all right, we're going to sign.

So he called me back, like we signed with Timberwood. I'm like, man, the fuck I didn't. He was like, yeah, I told him you said, yeah. I'm like, nah, I'm in Orlando. I'm like, nah, I ain't going. He like, I've never met somebody. He start yelling, that's pissed about $57 million. I'm like, I'm pissed. I take 42 from Indiana. He like, nah, man, I'm not letting you make that mistake. He was like, Jimmy Butler, cat, Jamal Crawford's gonna be there. And I'm like, fuck man, Minnesota.

I'm just like, I don't wanna be there. And he was like, well, you gonna be there. Fuck that, we'll get you traded. He's like, I'm gonna be there for you. We'll get you traded. I thought you signed that bid. So you fucked up some chicken. Yeah, I could have signed way earlier,

like four or five hours earlier, got more money. But that's crazy, that was a four or five hour difference. That's a wild ass story, nigga. I sure thought you was like three feet, cause I know how you move. Nah, I wanted to stay at home, bro. I wasn't feeling Minnesota. Damn.

And obviously, Minnesota probably wasn't feeling me. But shit, I wasn't feeling Minnesota. And obviously, Minnesota probably wasn't feeling me. For sure, I wasn't feeling them. I wasn't feeling that, you know what I mean? At that time, Minnesota was just not a good team. And then I was comfortable with Nate and all them. And I just was like, man, I just want to stay home. I was cool. I would've took 45 million,

whatever it was to be at the crib. I already had a house, everything. You did. That's crazy. I wonder had a house, everything. You did. That's crazy. I wonder, I mean, I said. I never knew that. They don't do too much, but did they even reach back out to you? Did Pritchard reach out to you?

Yeah, they called me when I had already signed. I mean, I already had committed. I ain't even signed yet. And they was just like, oh, it's okay. We weren't gonna give you that much. You know what I mean? Like, you know, they ain't give a fuck. Yeah.

They go, we gonna be sad. They kept saying that we're gonna be sad. We're gonna be sad. It don't matter. If you wanted to stay at home, that was cool, but you gotta pay. You gotta pay. Is that when Oladipo came into effect? Yeah, that was a year that we tried to PG

for us to bone us in Oladipo. Man, that's a wild story. The first game we played him back here in Indiana, he comes up to me, KP, it's like, damn, if I would have known we were gonna be like this, man, I would have paid you. I was like, man, what the fuck? Like, don't do that.

Like, he was like, man, we playing fast. You know, he's like, just how you play, we play fast. You know, we're getting after it and shit. I'm like, I knew that. Like, you know what I mean, like, bro. A La Deepa revived this bitch, I ain't gonna lie. I'm not gonna hold you. Nobody expected us to trade PG for pieces

that was gonna be immediately like great and both of them worked out immediately. And I should have been here with him. That's crazy. And I always loved Oladipo Game, bro, but he literally turned into a star here, bro. Oh my mom, he turned that bitch up. Nah, for real, bro.

And if you look at that time, that Paci team, they had a whip, bro. They had him, they had Bogie, they had Yostabot. They had a young core that got beautiful. I didn't know he could score they had Yolkstabot. They had a young court that could build a ball. I didn't know he could score that well. I knew he was, because he did his thing with Russ, for sure. Russ got him kicked off, but when he got here, I'm like, damn, bro, this thing is an all-star damn near.

Yeah, they was rose. He said that revived his career, because Marylando was up and down. He said he got the OKC, he started working out seriously. Shit, he came and took advantage of that situation. Yeah, for sure. I was hurt. I'm like of that situation. He was so, I was hurting. I'm like, that's supposed to be me. I'm over here at the fourth option.

Damn, you'd have been running the one. Yeah, I was over here at the fourth option. In a Nate office where he can do what the fuck he wants to. He ain't even ugly. I'd have been raw, bro. I ain't gonna lie. I was fourth option. Cause he needed another motherfucker.

He really did. Cold in the motherfucker. Yeah, bro. We didn't have that many good guards at that time. Paying 8,000 for red. But you wouldn't have got close to D-Rose like you did though. That's facts. I mean I think I built some great relationships.

Like Wig, my dog Titus Jones, my dog D-Rose, even Jimbo, Jimbo my guy. Even Kat to an extent, that's my mans like. I fuck on Taj. All them. So I had some great moments in Minnesota like off the court though. On the court, our first year was fun.

Second year was tragic when we traded Jimmy. Even I fucked with Rocco. Rob was cool as fuck, but that trade right there made my experience like, damn. You know what I mean? The first year I was like, oh, this is cool. We nice. The second year was like, fucked up.

But me and D-Roy was real cool that second year. So I guess it all worked out. No, 100%. Most definitely. Damn, that's crazy, man. To think about that shit in that time period, so I guess it all worked out. No, 100%. Most definitely. Damn, that's crazy, man. To think about that shit in that time period, especially how the paces were too, we could've, damn. Man, it could've been fun.

Shit got wicked. Damn. It hit different when you at the crib too. I tell everybody that if you get a chance to play at the crib, bro, it's... Your crib was raw too. Spot you there, it was, yeah, that bitch was tough. Yeah, it hit playing at the crib was raw. Hey, that's one of the best feelings ever, bro. That, that bitch was tough. Yeah, hit play at the crib was rough.

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