Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Kobe Bryant statue, Pat Bev vs. Dame, Knicks 2nd best in East?

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 39 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys react to the NBA trade deadline where the New York Knicks were able to get Bojan Bogdanovic and Alec Burks from the De...troit Pistons. Are the Knicks the second best team in the Eastern Conference behind only the Boston Celtics? Jeff and the guys also discuss Kobe Bryant’s statue getting unveiled, and debate whether Kobe was better when he was wearing #8 or #24. Finally, the Club 520 guys discuss Usher’s Super Bowl Halftime Show and debate who the GOAT halftime shows in Super Bowl history. 00:00 - Introduction01:40 - Patrick Ewing signature shoe02:45 - Trade deadline mentality05:10 - Knicks won trade deadline (2nd best team in east)08:00 - Pat Bev vs. Dame Lillard13:00 - OKC getting Gordon Hayward16:00 - Best show outside Nike and Adidas 19:00 - Mo’Nique interview26:00 - Best TV Show40:00 - Better Kobe, #8 or #2444:00 - Super Bowl46:30 - Best Halftime shows50:00 - Having Gym Class in middle of school day #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:50 Same gang with me to my left, my dog, Bishop B. Here out to Prellis. My nigga, how you doing today? Cool and nasty. Let's get to it. Hey, man, we might have to find you. I know all-star week pulling up, man,
Starting point is 00:01:59 but you came to work out of uniform. What's going on? I was running late today. I was cooking and shit. And I left my other shirt that I was going to wear. So I'm going to promo y'all next week. My on? I was running late today. I was cooking and shit. And I left my other shirt that I was going to wear. So I'm going to promo y'all next week. My fault.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I got y'all. Speaking of promo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess this will be when y'all see us next. It'll be before. So February 15th, charity game, 520 Isidore, Warren Central High School at 7 p.m. Pull up. It's for the kids.
Starting point is 00:02:25 You know what I mean? It's going to be a good time. 7 to 9. Then following, we've got the after party at All-Stars Lounge. But get in that 10. Get there before 12 so you don't got to pay a whole bunch of money at the door. And don't call us when coming up. They whacking at the door after 12.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah, Jay said it's over. 150. All-Star kicks in at midnight. We can't even tell y'all who the special guest is. Y'all better get there early. Prenimo. Yeah, yeah. That's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:02:55 A nigga from the gas station. Special guest is elite. For sure. Put love, though. To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Tig. How you doing, man? I was playing a post today in practice, though. To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young T. How you up, man? I was playing a post today in practice, man, against the kids, so I had to pull out the heavy duties.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Yeah, why you ain't wear the penny threes? Some shit. Them was super heavy dudes. I like to take my comment back that penny threes is the worst pennies. They just took a shoe and put, just fucking, just put a wave on the side. They put a Pat Ewing shoe with Penny name on it. Damn, that's out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Man, them motherfuckers as big as shit, but now I'm a Penny Hardaway fan, so decided to, we talked about him last episode. And that's funny
Starting point is 00:03:34 you brought up Pat Ewing. I like, I feel this way about like Steph and other like co-players that have like weak ass signature shoes, like especially in like
Starting point is 00:03:42 big cities, like damn, like I wish I could've been Orlando cause I would've been geeked to wear a pair of pennies I'm in New York I don't want them Ewings bro
Starting point is 00:03:49 I had the Ewings they came back for a year and a half I'll rock some next episode remind me I got some Ewings I got the Georgetown ones too mind you
Starting point is 00:03:58 shout out to my nigga Phil Cole you had them we had them in the Mutumbos nah hey the team Teague Matumbo wave was crazy nuts bro
Starting point is 00:04:06 what Adidas show too much love yeah them Matumbos was I don't know fuck them bro me and Phillip
Starting point is 00:04:14 Lou we wore the shit out of them hoes thanks that was an official hoop show when I seen them shows I was like oh yeah my niggas on the hoop session
Starting point is 00:04:21 them black Matumbos yeah that's the Team Teague hoop session right there alright man but hey trade deadline took place today couple wild shit took off I was like, oh yeah, my nigga's on the hoop session. Them Black Matoons. Yeah, that's the TNT hoop session right there. All right, man. But hey, trade deadline took place today. A couple wild shit took off. Not any marquee names to say, but I always want to ask you,
Starting point is 00:04:36 obviously you've been a part of this. You played in the league for a long time. Trade deadline. How was that when you feel like I might fucking get traded today? Like, what's that feeling? I only felt that shit twice one time i was like shit i hope i don't get traded then i got traded that's when i was in boston but the other times it was like i ain't never really think i was gonna get traded uh minnesota it kind of caught me by surprise but i kind of asked for that trade. I was ready to get out of there.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I ain't never really cared because there's banks everywhere. That's a bar. That's a bar. You get your check on the first and the fifth team, there's banks everywhere. So I ain't never really cared. That's real. I mean, I be feeling bad for certain players. I'd be shit if I went from a cold ass team to like, damn, this team about to
Starting point is 00:05:23 not be in the playoffs. These niggas is louder. My whole mood fucked up. Nah, the worst if I went from a cold ass team to like, damn, this team about to not be in the playoffs. These niggas is louder. Like, my whole mood fucked up. Nah, the worst is getting traded from a sad team to another sad team. That's when you know your time is almost up. When you start going from a weak team to a weak team, it's like, yeah, I'm about to go ahead and get up out of here.
Starting point is 00:05:40 You start hitting that chitlin' circuit, niggas start sending you to San Antonio. When they sent me from Minnesota to Atlanta on a rebuild, I was like, yeah, I probably ain't going to have too many more years than this, motherfucker. They was like, yeah, we about to have a backcourt of Jeff Teague and Trey Young. 5'10". I be wondering if niggas be trying to figure out, like, damn, bro, when they go to that sad-ass team, like, what's next?
Starting point is 00:06:01 I wonder if they be hitting their agents up, bro, what we got in the chamber, bro. I'm trying to be a especially if you got like 10 or 12 10 or more years in there you be like man if you man nah I'ma say bro
Starting point is 00:06:12 you got like 12 or 13 you start thinking like let me finesse it and be a a good vet so I can stay around a little longer yeah
Starting point is 00:06:19 especially if you don't have no plans outside of hoop yeah cause that's a real decision like you say that casually but like, like, for real, we see them people who be like, all right, now I got to be a vet. Like, no matter how I was, all right, I got to adjust
Starting point is 00:06:31 because if I'm about to be a coach, I got to start being on this now. Yeah. I wish I would have had the Udonis Haslam. Like, he held them niggas hostage because of that big three deal. They owe that nigga money. He said, I'm going to give you every cent. Nah, man. That nigga played a long game for sure. That nigga didn nigga money. He said, I'm going to get every cent. Nah, me. That nigga played a long game
Starting point is 00:06:46 for sure. That nigga didn't play for like seven years straight. Shout out to him. I wish I could have held the Hawks or somebody hostage like that.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Nah, bro, that's chess. He played chess for sure. So shout out to him. He did it the right way. For sure, man. A couple of trades that caught me off guard. The Detroit Pistons ruined the Eastern Conference for no reason. I don't know why they had to send
Starting point is 00:07:09 Bogey and Alec Burke to the Knicks on the team that's already code and gave them even better wings I'm pissed, you know how much I love Tibbs, but she named about the play Now they only play seven people now we buy a I seen do a home videoie on the internet was like, he gonna have to break that rule. I just seen his head start shaking when he's subbing eight people. Man, come on.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And they gonna lose it. They gonna only play a certain amount of people, so it's gonna be interesting. Alec might not play, but he like Alec though. Yeah. He his type of player for sure. He ain't play defense. Bogey cold, so you gotta play Bogey.
Starting point is 00:07:42 But he don't play no, I don't know if he play Defense like that That's where they might clash at Yeah If you don't play Defense Cause Dante been hooping Josh Hart
Starting point is 00:07:51 Yeah Villanova Nick's been going crazy Yeah So It gonna be interesting I feel like They down there might be
Starting point is 00:07:59 The second Best team in the East now Think of what? I don't know They might be the second Best team in the East I don't know They might might be the second best team in the East, man. Oh, bro. They might have edged
Starting point is 00:08:07 Milwaukee out right now. But they just got packed. Man, what the fuck you talking about? They did. And they still might be the second best team in the East right now.
Starting point is 00:08:16 That's a good that's a good pickup for them, too. They lost nothing. They wasn't even playing Quinn Grimes. Like, they weren't like, Tinsley gave him no run.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I think he a decent player. I think he gonna well, he in Detroit. I don't know what he gonna do. Prayers up. But, to the back, you know you,
Starting point is 00:08:30 you know. Sada, please. You know you down bad when you wave your lottery pick. Hey, man. Two of them got waved. James Boknight got waved
Starting point is 00:08:42 and Killian Hayes got waved. And they said Monty was just like, he called off a trade for Killian a couple weeks ago. I'm like, that's interesting. So you DNP Jaden Ivey for 15 fucking games and then hold him hostage just to let him go. Jaden just killed. He been killing. Yeah, he got a 30, what,
Starting point is 00:08:57 35, 36, something like that? He just killed. But I think Pat, I ain't saying Pat gonna make Milwaukee better or not, but that's a good pickup for them that don't put the Knicks over I just feel like
Starting point is 00:09:10 as good as good as they plan right now to get two more players that can come off and still shoot at an amazing clip
Starting point is 00:09:16 that Jalen that Jalen that double team is gone now cause you that shit open nah cause Bogey can really score
Starting point is 00:09:22 on me Alec Bergen scored too when he was with yeah when he was. I thought he was going to start going on his run when he played with Golden State in 2020 because that was his best year in the NBA. He was averaging like damn near 17, 18 a game. So, I mean, they got
Starting point is 00:09:37 a good score, but like Jeff said, I mean, Tibbs got to fuck with them. Yeah, that's true. They're going to figure out a way to get Pat in the game some type of way. Pat fit Milwaukee perfectly because he ain't a ball-dominant point guard. He ain't even really a point guard. He could play point guard. He more of a defender, 3 and D type of dude.
Starting point is 00:10:01 So for Milwaukee, with Giannis, that's the kind of person they need because Giannis always that's the kind of person they need. Because Giannis always got the ball. Like when Dame out, Giannis kind of control the ball. The backup point guard, you don't really get
Starting point is 00:10:12 to handle the ball if you play with Giannis. Giannis coming down full head of steam. He wants you in the corner. He kick it to you, shoot that motherfucker. And that's what Pat do best.
Starting point is 00:10:20 He a great catch and shoot. And he going to guard. And then he going to hold niggas accountable. Nah, facts. That's why I think they really need him for sure. I was going to say, and the most underrated thing about Pat, He a great catch and shoot And he gonna guard And then he gonna hold Niggas accountable Nah facts That's why I think They really need him for sure I was gonna say
Starting point is 00:10:28 And the most underrated thing About Pat Like you said He know how to facilitate And he know how to play With a star And you need somebody Who know how to play
Starting point is 00:10:34 With a star And he gonna bring That energy that they They need to make her push But I wanna ask you Like he said Him and Dame Gotta get that relationship right
Starting point is 00:10:41 You had a little bit Of experience with that How is it getting traded To a team Where being on a team where somebody used to have an issue with? Man, I like this much. Like, damn, now we got to work together now.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Who the fuck I have an issue with? Belly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't really, I ain't know it was an issue. I was just wild. I just smacked the motherfucker and moved on with it.
Starting point is 00:10:59 You thought it was just over? Yeah, I didn't know there was really no pressure with it. I was like, damn, until I walked in the locker room. I'm like, damn, he really still on that. But, nah, they shit a little different, though,
Starting point is 00:11:08 because they was talking big boy shit. But that's the nature of the beast, man. You got to walk in the locker room. You got to go say what up. That's on and off the court beef. Yeah, and it's a little different when it's like, yeah, you walk into, yeah. I'm bit dog, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah, I'm bit dog, bro. Yeah, I'm bit dog. Come on over here and you be it, brother. I'm bit dog. Like, it was cool. You were starting to, you could pop shit with him. Like, you could talk back and forth, but now you're in a different position. And you got to walk in kind of a little more humble. I'm not saying Pat ain't going to be who he is.
Starting point is 00:11:42 For sure he's going to do that. But whatever you need, I got you, brother. Yeah, bro. That's what you got. Yeah, you know what I mean? You got it. I'm about to go get some shots up. Fuck with me.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah, but he also got to be like, nigga, you my backup now, nigga. It's a little different, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? Humble pie. Yeah. I think Pat going to thrive in that role, bro. Ah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:12:04 He going to be a perfect fit He probably be He probably sign a two or three year deal With them after this year Yeah It's gonna be funny in the playoffs He gonna have a couple of them games Where he's just hitting threes
Starting point is 00:12:12 For no reason And he gonna be talking cash Shit Ah yeah He gonna be guard He gonna go at Philly They gonna play Philly or something He gonna have a moment
Starting point is 00:12:19 I see it already He gonna have a moment here Like three or four threes He gonna start bugging out Everybody in Milwaukee Gonna love that shit Milwaukee love that kind of shit I see it already. Going to have them on me here like three or four threes. They're going to start bugging out. Everybody in Milwaukee going to love that shit. Milwaukee love that kind of shit. Like him and Bobby Portis,
Starting point is 00:12:30 they're going to love that combination. They got a hell of a bench. They're going to love that combo. That's going to be exciting to see. I'm going to have to come to the Eastern Conference game. Y'all still got my tickets. Fear the deer.
Starting point is 00:12:40 What the fuck they talking about? Not if they seen last episode. That's crazy. Who else y'all think cleaned up today? OKC. OKC cleaned up. What?
Starting point is 00:12:49 Why? Because they got Gordon Hayward. Wow, you gave Gordon some love? Whole nigga's accountable, you two. Man, please do. I said I didn't want
Starting point is 00:12:57 no more white people on the Pacers, but if that's all it took, goddamn. I ain't know the Knicks was going to go crazy like that. My Pacers, we got to do something, baby.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Yeah, I got Doug McDermott Plug McDermott Back in the city Yeah we had to get Butt water up out of here And I got another Mixed breed
Starting point is 00:13:11 Who you say Corey Joseph Corey Joseph I don't expect Corey Joseph to set foot In 46208 Corey we have room for you Yeah I was gonna say
Starting point is 00:13:21 Hey he Him and DJ Augustine Was two niggas Who kept a job Yeah For sure Corey Joe Matter of fact Corey Joe Come on the podcast yeah I was gonna say hey him and DJ Augustine was two niggas who kept a job yeah for sure Corey Joe matter of fact
Starting point is 00:13:27 Corey Joe come on the podcast man we can talk about how we can go back yeah this is a podcast that'll go back we'll definitely love that
Starting point is 00:13:35 before they get you up out of here stop by before your Delta fly definitely he's not he's flying economy get out nah nah nah he first class for sure nah he can he can play with y'all bro fly. Definitely not flying economy. Get out.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Nah, nah. Nah, he first class. Nah, he can play with y'all, bro. He can fit in somewhere, bro. He can get some bullshit minutes.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Y'all not strapped paws. Like, y'all not like that. Amen. Y'all not a deep squad. I just got rid of Buddy. Let me be happy.
Starting point is 00:14:00 All right. I'm just saying. Just let me be happy. I got rid of Buddy. Let me be happy. You love Buddy last year. You definitely was Just let me be happy. Nigga, you love Buddy last year. You definitely was like, Buddy needs to start over with Matherin all the time.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Oh, on me? And then he came out like he was in Space Jam and never got his parents back. Ah, fuck that. And I didn't want him no more. That was disrespecting me when I said,
Starting point is 00:14:17 play Matherin. Play the young boy. They said, we got Buddy here. No, bro. Buddy need the shots. And you trying to shift the nigga First thing out
Starting point is 00:14:25 Hey listen I know y'all don't watch Facebook games But my Facebook niggas Feel me Nobody shed a tear today When they said How does Tyrese feel
Starting point is 00:14:32 This is why people leave Get out This is why people leave Fair weather fans man That's crazy man I'm a real fan I never do that to the Uh
Starting point is 00:14:41 What's he about to say Luis Clip that I never do that to the uh what's he about to say Luis clip that I'll never do that to the Bucs or the Hawks or the Hawks but I'll never
Starting point is 00:14:55 clip that please that was awesome never been a fan that's crazy I think Gordon Hayward gonna be perfect for it.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Okay, so he's especially playoff run though. He's going to really help that team because they need somebody who can just catch and shoot. Shit, he about to go crazy. Nah, he just fit. And he more than that.
Starting point is 00:15:13 He fit what they do. Like, they all play with big wings. They don't really play a center like that. I mean, shit, Holmgren was a center, but he ain't really a center. Then they four men are like people like Gordon. Like, Jalen Williams played a four. Then they four men are like people like Gore
Starting point is 00:15:25 and like Jalen Williams played a four. Another skilled player, dribble pass shoot. Not that big. Probably like 6'7", 6'5", 6'6", 6'7", around there. Same size as Gore. And then they got Josh Giddey, 6'8". Another wing player, guard, whatever. They play that kind of system,
Starting point is 00:15:42 and he fit perfect right there. He going to come off the pitch. Hell yeah. I told y'all. Switch one through four. He ain't said it. I told y'all before the season started. But you know,
Starting point is 00:15:52 y'all got it. Y'all NBA analysts, y'all got it. I'll let y'all rock. Nah, you can call it that. I mean, they are a good team. They hard, bro. That young talent,
Starting point is 00:16:00 them niggas, I'll say, teams that's talented like that, once they figure it out, bro, and niggas like to share, teams that's talented like that, once they figure it out, bro, and niggas like to share the ball, they gonna win, bro. Niggas are still getting they numbers, bro. And that's the new way of an NBA. Even look what the Knicks
Starting point is 00:16:13 is doing. Like, nobody expected the Knicks to rebuild like this that quick, and they ain't even do nothing crazy. They just got players who fit they system, and they get going crazy. Shout out to JR. Get well soon, bro. His name's Julius Randle. Get well, Julius Randle. All-star. Ah, shit, I had to think. Get well soon, bro. His name's Julius Randall. Get well, Julius Randall. All-star.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Ah, shit. I had a thing with fucking JR. Yeah, he got to stop that. I was really thinking, like, damn, nigga hurt playing golf? Out of pocket. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:16:34 You're disrespectful. Damn. What happened to him? He got hurt? All right. Shout out to Julius Randall. My fault, bro. I didn't know they called you JR.
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's only him. Yeah, they do. They go back. Thought they called you Jew. That's on you. Yeah, they do. They go back. Thought they called you Jew. That's crazy. JU, hopefully. Hey, man, the Hornets. The Hornets really are an AAU team again.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Because I looked at them a couple days ago when Gordon was on the pitch. And he just was sitting away. And he was just like, yeah, it's indefinite. He's not staying here no more yeah yeah Melo
Starting point is 00:17:06 his house already in Charlotte Miles Bridges said I'm not leaving he was like it's too
Starting point is 00:17:11 fun here I love it here that video of them buying the jewelry is one of my
Starting point is 00:17:16 favorite videos I love it here I'm never leaving and Melo gifted my nigga a Rory like
Starting point is 00:17:21 he just got out the jewelry man what he got him a Rory yeah I gotta get out of the joint. Man, what? He got him a Rory? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I got to get on that team. Hold on. Mello buying Rory? Yeah. We got to talk about it. What's going on? Damn. That's hard.
Starting point is 00:17:35 It's hard. We got 10 days, Charlotte, for you. How you what? How much money that nigga getting buying niggas Rory? Shit. He just signed a 285.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I mean, yeah, I know he got the max deal, but damn. Puma. Puma, baby. Puma check. I mean, yeah, I know he got the max deal, but damn. Puma. Puma, baby. Puma check. I told y'all what I rock. Call me.
Starting point is 00:17:50 What's the not Nike or Adidas. If somebody had to own some real shit, some shit that y'all really rock, who y'all signing with today?
Starting point is 00:17:59 Y'all had to wear the shoe though. How much money they give them? I'll give you an idea. Three year, 15 mil, five a year. him? I'll give you an idea. Three year, 15 mil, five a year.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Shit, I don't wear any motherfucking new balance me. What's up? Man, give me, give me a new
Starting point is 00:18:14 balance me. Asics, nigga, I don't give a fuck. Ain't a bad call. I don't rock them shits every day. I was going to say
Starting point is 00:18:22 newbie too, but I'd probably go back to the Puma Bull. I rock them every day too. I was going to say newbie too, but I'd probably go back to the Puma Bull. I'd rock them every day too. I can't wear the clots. Y'all can sign me for a three year, 300,000.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I'll wear them every day. You wearing Skechers for 100K a year? Hell yeah. They don't want you, bro. They don't. I didn't try. They ain't fucking with me.
Starting point is 00:18:42 I don't think I'd ever do that. I would. 100K to wear some tennis shoes? Hell yeah. They ain't fucking with me. I don't think I'd ever do that. I would. 100K? To wear some tennis shoes? Hell yeah. This ain't about nothing. I mean, it ain't about nothing. That's just, that's a crazy,
Starting point is 00:18:53 I don't know if that's good for your feet, bro. They the most comfortable, they say. Yeah. I think Kim K's not wearing them for a reason. Off the court shoes, though, for me to even rock. Yeah, they do. No, you don't have to rock the J-Pubs.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Don't they make the Heelys? Oh, that's... You don't want to wear the Heelys either. That's nasty. Fuck it. I go all out. I'll wear Heelys for 100, man.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I wouldn't die. That was my fault. After Texas. I need a 100 after Texas. You know what would be fucking hilarious? And what would fucking boil this nigga blood
Starting point is 00:19:23 if one of his players got in the game and starts skating. The guy, I swear to God, I'll cut him. What was you doing? I'll cut him.
Starting point is 00:19:33 He'll get cut that night. This nigga might know Bob Knight. He'll get cut, bro. I swear to God, I will call a timeout and be like, roll your ass
Starting point is 00:19:41 right onto the locker room. The fuck are you doing? You're sad as fuck. Nigga called flex and get to the fucking nigga's school or what?
Starting point is 00:19:54 Hey, he hit a Euro game on that nigga's side. Hey, man, I was like,
Starting point is 00:19:58 damn. I'm surprised one of these little kids did that. They always try and go viral.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I'm surprised nobody did that shit. I was just thinking about that in the weekend shoes. The niggas hooping it up like if a nigga starts skating with this nigga. That shit would be funny as hell. That nigga gonna lose. I was trying to leave the turn. I didn't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:20:15 We so sad. We about to start doing gimmicks and shit. Hey, bro. I'm doing a what's it called? Bark the dog play. Me and Lubez working on it. Oh my God. A nigga just start
Starting point is 00:20:27 barking in the corner and see everybody looking trying to get a layup. Fuck it. We on that kind of shit now. My nigga running decoy plays.
Starting point is 00:20:35 What that shit was called a little giant. What was that shit? Something to Puerto Rico? I forgot what it said. I feel like my nigga Martin Lawrence is a rebound right now.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Come on, but y'all see, what's that movie Soup Dog do? Hey, that's one of my favorite sports movies of all time.
Starting point is 00:20:52 He talks all crazy in the kitchen. That's me. That's definitely my nigga for sure. That's funny. Wake up with football every morning
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Starting point is 00:22:14 he be on HGTV everyday I need his prayer let's talk about that Monique shit though y'all been tapped in of course do y'all believe her she got all the receipts y'all done tapped in of course so y'all believe her she got all the receipts y'all believe that
Starting point is 00:22:29 well she said she got the audio Tyler Perry saying whatever that he fucked up her career do you believe that he owe her if he fucked up
Starting point is 00:22:37 if he did how much you think he owe her he said she fucked he fucked up like 10 million he'll write it off that's kind of crazy that 10 million just ain't like nothing to him yeah He said he fucked about $10 million. He'd write it off.
Starting point is 00:22:48 That's kind of crazy that $10 million just ain't like nothing to him. Yeah. All right, big girl, here goes $10. I think she said $2 million per year for 10 years. He got that too. She trying to get a fucking mid-level extension. Like, she out of pocket. Like, all right, you and your husband go get some Big Macs.
Starting point is 00:23:05 That's how you treat that shit. Yeah. That's light paper. Yeah, like, yeah. He'll make a joke out of pocket. Like, all right. You and your husband gonna get some Big Macs. That's how you treat that shit. Yeah. That's light paper. Yeah, like, yeah. He'll make a joke out of that. He gonna make a movie about him. That'll be hard. That will be hard.
Starting point is 00:23:14 That will be fire. He just make a parody about Monique. Fuck a diss song. I'm making a diss movie, nigga. That's hard. Y'all know how big that'll be, bro. About this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Like, just make, oh, that'll be hard. He make a movie. Y'all know how big that'll be, bro. About this whole thing. Like, this make... Oh, that'll be hard. He make a movie. Y'all owe my nigga T some credits. Yeah, he make a movie about a... I don't know if you want to be in a movie, though. Make a movie about a woman. I be my nigga in the movie.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I'm not going to say a big woman. I be my nigga in the movie. Fuck it. I'm not going to say a big woman. She already said say fat and shit. You heard her on the interview. She said, call me fat. All that. So'm not about to say a big woman. She already said say fat and shit. You heard her on the interview. She said, call me fat.
Starting point is 00:23:47 All that. So I'm just saying a big woman with a husband that was a, not a comedian, just make her an actress or an entertainer
Starting point is 00:23:56 so they won't sue them and just kind of play that role. She feel like she was getting hated on by the higher ups, the big wigs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Make a fire movie out of it. Starring Taraji B. Hinton. You know Taraji on that motherfucker. You got to be careful. She going to be the highest up. Boy. She going to be Oprah in that movie. You think about it.
Starting point is 00:24:17 It's a good, it's a good concept. I feel like this is a movie. I'm trying to figure out what movie it is. No, that ain't a bad idea. It's just crazy how Hollywood be doing motherfuckers, though. Yeah. Them bigger relationships,
Starting point is 00:24:28 if you got them locked in. Shit. And if she expecting people to go above and beyond and try to fuck up they bag for her, I don't think... What, like Kevin Hart now?
Starting point is 00:24:38 Yeah. Yeah, that's like... Like, Michael Blackson kind of expounded upon that and him to say, I don't even really rock with him like that, but still, like, hey, he did what he could do for you.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Like, it wasn't his job to save your career. But him even doing what he did should have been, like, applauded. And then Dio Hughley snapped. I don't know if y'all seen that. No, what'd he say? Basically, he called Monique a lying piece of stuff. He was on her ass basically saying everything she said about him was cat. And he was just like, I did what you asked me to.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Because I guess something happened on the radio show. And he was just like, I what you asked me to cause I guess something happened on the radio show and he was just like I pulled that out of courtesy for you he was just like but the way you talked about me and my family and my stuff
Starting point is 00:25:10 like why are you even speaking on me like nobody works with you so your family don't even like you he was going crazy D.L. Hughley I like he kinda
Starting point is 00:25:19 say niggas last name yeah you gotta say D.L. Hughley that's a wild ass name the fucking Hughley that's a weak name Hughley just call him Hugh bro hey. Hughley. That's a wild ass name. The fucking Hughley. That's a weak name. Hughley. Just call him Hugh, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Hey, the Hughley TV show is fire. Yeah, you see my nigga though? The son? I don't want no problems. Nah, let me leave him alone. He not a Leonard Brown. He with a different route. Man, what he on?
Starting point is 00:25:38 Murder She-Ra. Everything. Damn. Nigga, you see his face tattoos? I ain't seen him. Nigga got the whole face like he just from cartel. Wow, he done pranked out. Man, bless his heart.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah, he went, yeah. Respect. I don't want no smoke here. He on that. He made some attempted murders. No, that's crazy. But I think Monique, she just trying to get her run back. And I ain't mad at her, but just.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Where y'all rank Monique? In the comedy with women. Where she at? That's tough for me to even... My favorite is... Nah, I don't know. Samora. Yeah, the nasty one.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah. The titties, yeah. That's where I was going. I wasn't on that, but I'm saying like, if she doing her stand-up... I was a fan of when she was in Kevin Hart,
Starting point is 00:26:23 that movie that sold plain. I liked her on Fridays. Yeah, she was fine. She was the new wife. I left Canada. I like the... Daddy, you gotta catch something. I like the big old school woman too
Starting point is 00:26:35 that be with Cat Williams. Lanell. Lanell. Lanell's hilarious. Lanell's up there. But Monique probably number one just because of the TV show for me. The Parkers is elite.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah. Elite TV show. Where of the TV show for me the Parkers is elite yeah elite TV show where's that where's that where's that TV show right shit it was it's definitely
Starting point is 00:26:51 the top tier of the UPN shows you think you think it's a top five black no Monique no fuck no
Starting point is 00:26:58 top ten not top top five is tough cause they had Johnny Gill boyfriend and that motherfucker, the girl who sung. Her daughter,
Starting point is 00:27:08 Professor. Professor Ogilvy had some of the nasty shirts. The daughter, she was funny. Kim. Kim was funny. The white girl was thick.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Shout out to Freestyle Unity. She was thick, though. She was strapped, low-key strapped. We don't talk about her enough. She was thick, though. That white girl. Nigga low-key had no bars, too.
Starting point is 00:27:25 My nigga, yeah. His rap was ass. T was poop. T was ass. I'm thinking about the dynamic of the show, though. Nah, bro. It might be top five. That's a funny ass show, though.
Starting point is 00:27:34 It is a fire show. It might be top five. So, who has better than Martin? D, come on, T. Put him, just name, start naming shit. I put him top 10. Steve Harvey. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Go ahead. I might take the Parker Brothers the Cosby's it's getting spooky are we just doing the Cosby's out that don't count nah I wouldn't put that
Starting point is 00:27:57 in that category before the allegations Cosby's number one Cosby's number one yeah before the allegations that's in the lead show okay Family Matters no are we just doing straight
Starting point is 00:28:06 Comedy shows 101 You doing good bro 101 No you're doing great bro That's eight You going crazy Go crazy
Starting point is 00:28:16 Fuck You doing good Different strokes Different world Different world Oh I don't like different world 101 Yeah
Starting point is 00:28:23 101 Oh yeah alright damn day Okay so he He just named off 10 I said top 10 For sure It's debatable world. Oh, I don't like different worlds. One on one. Oh, you already named it? Okay. So he just named off 10. I said top 10 for sure. It's debatable. I can't give it five. I'm thinking about the dynamic, bro. It's a funny ass show. Monique and her daughter, bro, that's a
Starting point is 00:28:37 real black bitch. Did I say first prince? That's a single mom. Damn disrespectful, my fault. I can relate more to the Monisha I had both parents I'm just saying My family dynamic outside of Of course my household but The Monisha bro is relatable bro
Starting point is 00:28:55 Niggas ain't even saying Moesha either I like Moesha better than I like the Parkers Moesha was weak That's a weak that show bro Frank Mitchell is a piece of shit he made me like that show
Starting point is 00:29:09 yeah he we already talked about how you get the worst TV does for sure yeah but now that's a terrible show
Starting point is 00:29:15 to me my opinion uh it's one more I ain't knocking off a liking that dog but I agree
Starting point is 00:29:22 when um when they got to college when they was both in the same community college, bro, that shit was... When they caught that stride, that show was... That Parkers was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Oh, yeah. That ain't going, bro. Did y'all watch Malcolm and Eddie? Malcolm and Eddie, yeah. Malcolm and Eddie was cool. That was... If it wasn't for Nelson, I'm fucking with it.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Yeah, Malcolm and Eddie was like... I'm warming up my foot, bro. It's the last five minutes of the whole show going on. I'll watch this motherfucker. I got a good question. The Parkers is top five. five minutes of the whole show. Fuck it, it's on. I'll watch this, motherfucker. I got a good question.
Starting point is 00:29:46 The Parkers is top five. The Parkers is top five. So, bro, it's better than Wayne's Brothers? I'm not saying, it's the bottom of the five. Ooh, Wayne's Brothers,
Starting point is 00:29:52 I don't, is it better than Wayne's Brothers? No. Hey. Is it better than Fresh Prince? Pops, yeah,
Starting point is 00:29:57 I'm giving Wayne's Brothers Pops. Is it better than, no, he's not better than Martin. No. Is it better than Bernie Mac Show? No.
Starting point is 00:30:03 No. It's five. It's number five. It's better than Martin. No. Is it better than Bernie Mac's show? No. It's five. It's number five. It's five to that fifth spot. I'm not mad at it, but it's debatable. No, I'm putting that over Bernie's show, bro. No, no, no, we can't do that. Bernie, Bernie, a legend.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Did you say Jamie Foxx? Yeah, I did. I only watched that show because of Bernie. Fuck them kids, bro. And, oh, girl, she was, yeah. She was nice. Hey, respects. But that show was better than the Parker. I'd be wanting to call her Loretta for whatever
Starting point is 00:30:28 reason. It's number five. What was her name? And Steve Harvey showed low-key better than the Parkers, bro. It is. Nah, I can't go, man. Bullying, that's your hard work. DJ Wildin, bro. I can't go, man. The dynamic, yes, bro. Bullying. It's a great show. Romeo, Steve,
Starting point is 00:30:43 LaVita. LaVita, yeah. Regina. Thehead. It's a great show. I love it. Romeo, Steve, Seth. Nah, that show's good. LaVita. LaVita, yeah. Regina. It's the real LaVita. I swear, nah. The five-part. It's like number six, seven.
Starting point is 00:30:54 It's like number six. The dynamic of the show, bro. The characters is what I'm saying, DJ. Because if we count the Cosby show and shit, she really start going wild. Cosby was a cheat, bro. Yeah, we can't put them in there. If you're adding shows like that,
Starting point is 00:31:04 she's in top three. Yeah. But if you're just saying comic relief shows and like comedians, she number six. Because I don't think she better than Jamie Foxx.
Starting point is 00:31:13 No, I agree. Jamie Foxx is funny as fuck. I agree. I don't think she better than Bernie Mac. That's me. The Bernie Mac show is funny because he really said
Starting point is 00:31:19 fucking kids for four seasons and I love it. But they wasn't. Them kids wasn't shit, bro. Oh, Baby Girl was a real villain in that show and nobody speaks about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:27 She was the worst kid. You know what show I used to like, though? It's not better than the Parkers, but it could have been. Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Bro, yes it is.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I saw it on the list. On my life, that's better than... I swear to God, that show was hard. I swear to God, I agree, bro. I don't think it had
Starting point is 00:31:41 enough seasons, though. But if there's no Hanging with Mr. Cooper, there's no Steve Harvey show. Thanks. Hanging with Mr. Cooper, there's no Steve Harvey show. Thanks. Hanging with Mr. Cooper, good shit, bro. Yes. I'm putting that.
Starting point is 00:31:50 I don't want to, but I am. That was hard. That show was hard. That show was nasty, bro. So is that top five? Yes, bro. All right. So she moved to like six or seven.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Oh, we wildin'. Who? Smorgasbord. Smorgasbord is fine. Yeah, that is a five. Smorgasbord is fine. We wildin', y'all. It's We Wildin'! Smart Guy is fine. Yeah, they is a fine. Smart Guy is fine. We Wildin', y'all. It's not top five,
Starting point is 00:32:09 but it's fine. No. Is that the same type of show? I mean, it's family matters. Same shit. Yeah, sister, sister. Sister, sister, family matters. Sister, sister as much as Smart Guy.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Smart Guy was funny as fuck. I'm saying, it's like, that's the type of... I think when Mr. Cooper got the same character as that. Yeah, that's the same. Smart Guy, though. City High.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Smart Guy, the same. Damn, you said City High? that's the same Smart guy though City High Smart guy Damn you said City High I used to watch all shows City High was fire I used to watch every show bro City High was fire Yeah I might have had Smart guy
Starting point is 00:32:32 Cause Smart guy had Taj Moore Taj Moore I don't be knowing His name His sister was fine Her name was Yvette On there
Starting point is 00:32:39 Yep the two best friends My nigga from Lion King And Omar Yeah they was funny As hell Yeah bro Yeah that's That was funny as hell. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's it. Daddy was funny
Starting point is 00:32:47 to the bitch too. Yeah, I fuck with Smart Guy. Yeah, Smart Guy, we wildin'. Damn, that's crazy. YouTube do a poll, man. Yeah, let us know, man.
Starting point is 00:32:54 We're the parkers. Leave your top three in the comments, man. Man, that's gonna be tough because it's a lot of, like, I wish we had them top, I mean, we do, but we got Zeus
Starting point is 00:33:01 and shit now. Like, them programmers ain't the same no more. Fucks. I don't even, I can't even give y'all no new TV shows now, bro. I'm so tapped out. But we got Zeus and shit now Like Them Programmers ain't the same no more Fuck I don't even I can't even give y'all No new TV shows now bro I'm so tapped out
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah I still watch the old shit To be honest Yeah I just finished Snowfall again I'll go back to watch All the classic shit again Shit
Starting point is 00:33:17 Snowfall Damn Yeah Snowfall I was trying to watch Raising Canaan the other day I can't take dude Serious The nigga playing Canaan
Starting point is 00:33:24 Yo I'm like Yo What It's so annoying I was trying to watch Raising Canaan the other day. I can't take dudes serious. The nigga playing Canaan? Yeah. Yo, rock. I'm like, yo, what? Move for. It's so annoying. Motherfucker. I'm like, bro, I can't take this nigga. That nigga Ronnie's hilarious, though.
Starting point is 00:33:34 They need to... I ain't even tapped in no more. They need to put motherfucking... What's my nigga? Baby Ghost back on. There's a nigga named Tariq. Yeah, come on. We need to come on back.
Starting point is 00:33:44 And you know what's crazy? He had the best rebrand because we all hated Tariq. Yeah, come on. We need to come on back. And you know what's crazy? He had the best rebrand because we all hated Tariq during Regular Power. And then when he came out with his own shit, everybody was like, damn, I can't make
Starting point is 00:33:51 kind of fuck with Tariq. Everybody forgot he was a whole ass nigga. Yeah. I still hate Tariq. Shout out to my nigga Tim. He let his sister get smoked. He's crazy.
Starting point is 00:33:58 He watched his sister get smoked because of him. He's top five pieces of shit. But he's a demon. He's a demon. He's a demon. That's a wow. That show's wow. It's so fake that I love it. I don't know why. Oh, it's ridiculous. The last
Starting point is 00:34:11 season of Power is one of the craziest written TV shows of all time. That's when I knew 50 was getting way too much money. Yeah. Because they was just doing all types of shit. Fuck it. You know what I mean? So 50 got the best TV show on TV right now. Bro, easily. Multiple. Yeah, he has a universe of heat everything even tommy's show is decent they should have uh led 50 dude uh the p valley show boy that would've
Starting point is 00:34:33 been crazy yeah he probably would have made that a little yeah they would i'm scared i ain't tapped in since that day the rapper turned went the other way i said damn cause I don't know what's going on now but how did you get through Snowfall that second episode in Snowfall was the third one
Starting point is 00:34:50 where they took Buddy over cause they ain't show it yeah honestly I binged that first season and when I got to that episode
Starting point is 00:35:00 I took about a week or so off I was like hey if this is gonna be consistent like this I don't know if I can watch this shit cause that's crazy it fucked my whole day up cause I did to be consistent like this, I don't know if I can watch this shit because that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:05 It fucked my whole day up. I did not want to hear that shit. I ain't going to lie, I ain't never finished no fuck. Ah, you asleep. I can't tap in unless I binge, bro. I don't have the time to watch that shit.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I ain't finished no fuck. Like I told you, I ain't watched Raising Canaan. I ain't. The only show that really be getting my, like I can stay in tune like that is like real life documentary
Starting point is 00:35:25 and shit that's me yeah some fairy tale made up shit I really can't stay I came bro you been fucking
Starting point is 00:35:31 with Griselda yeah I fucked with that cause I know like damn this really happened you know what I mean yeah I even watched Cocaine Cowboys
Starting point is 00:35:39 last night but me and P was watching some movie she told me to ask you about today some Tyler Perry movie with Taraji P. Henson where the nigga get rich. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what is it?
Starting point is 00:35:51 I can't think of the name of it, but good shit, Pit Money. Yeah. Damn, what is the name of that motherfucker? That's going to bother me. I think that's it where the lady, the husband get to make the love. Broke fire. Yeah, we was watching that. She was like, it's a debate who was in the right, who was in the wrong.
Starting point is 00:36:09 And I'm like, that bitch in the wrong. What the fuck you mean? The nigga gave her $10 million. Nigga, move around. Like, what you doing? How can you be upset at me? Nah, yeah. Move around.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Like, what? Nah. She's like, he got in a wreck and she lost her kids she can't have kids no more i'm like adopt baby yeah like they just bought this baby cash you got 10 million go buy you one man 10 million you talking about this supposed to be my house you driving my car baby you can buy that house in that car yeah for sure no sure. Nah, but that was... Well, we can trade and you can have all this and I keep this 10 mil and bounce.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Facts. Take this off my... That do be sad when women can't have... But that's some real shit, though. Nah, that hurt, of course. Women don't go on to have babies.
Starting point is 00:36:54 That hurt, but I'm saying... 10 mil make it a little... Come on, baby. Yeah. 10 mil ease it up a little. Yeah, you got 10. And then she run into the car, though.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Whoa, whoa, whoa. car though whoa don't do that no I'm saying on the movie she ran into that nigga car they gonna say you're victim blaming I'm not I'm just saying she ran into the car just the transition of the conversation was a little I was trying to say you came but like nigga you
Starting point is 00:37:22 was wilding you ran into the car exactly bro no you right. It's just the transition was bad. Yeah, my fault. Yeah. Speaking of that, Tyler Perry movies
Starting point is 00:37:30 are absolutely hilarious. Like, if you ever want to have a bullshit good time, go watch a random Tyler Perry movie. Yeah. Because they be out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:37:37 It was so, it was so outlandish. Why Did I Get Married is one of the craziest movies of all time. Them at that retreat. I got a nigga that's like the nigga who
Starting point is 00:37:45 told at the table, for sure. I'm not going to say your name because we be running off names of this motherfucker, but when I saw that.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Go ahead, man. I said, Charles. Charles with the bike. It wasn't no nigga true, but my nigga's named Charles.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Y'all don't think of that. Let's just start naming Brandon B. for it. Hey, good. Nah, I don't do my nigga like that. I don't walk in. Damn, what's up, nigga? I don't dig it let's just start naming Brandon B. and Hager nah I don't do my nigga like that I don't walk it damn what's up nigga
Starting point is 00:38:09 I don't walk it nah but that's a that's a chill shout out to my niggas man nah that's a that's a fraud ass movie nah that is a funny movie
Starting point is 00:38:18 yeah that's a fraud movie how he did Sheila bro how he did Jill Scott bro I'm like I play a lot. I be joning, but damn, bro. He was roasting that nigga. Then he brought.
Starting point is 00:38:30 This is what's so fucked up about Tyler Perry. That nigga had his bitch on the plane. And this bitch was driving to the resort. That's why he wild. Because he always wilding. In the snowy mountains. Because nobody doing that. Yeah, bro. They both going to get a flight. We got to put him. That's why he wild Cause he always wilding Yeah In the snowy mountains Cause he not Nobody doing that
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yeah bro They both gonna get a flight We gotta put him We gotta put him On one of the most Fucked up niggas In TV and movies Yeah he always
Starting point is 00:38:53 Making us look bad He always bro And you be giving niggas Bad hairstyles It never fails Every one of their Hairstyles gonna be Fucked up
Starting point is 00:39:01 It's crazy Yes Every nigga hairstyle Gonna be fucked up Look me and P Watching the movie Last night I was like Who made this The nigga popped Tyler Perry Look at that hair gonna be fucked up. It's crazy. Yes. Every nigga hairstyle gonna be fucked up. Look, me and P watching the movie last night, I was like,
Starting point is 00:39:05 who made this? The nigga popped it. Tyler Perry. Look at that hair. I said, damn, this is a Tyler Perry movie. Shawarma with the braids
Starting point is 00:39:14 with the bandana. Oh, God. They got chilled out. That was one of the weakest. It was brown, too. He had a 2K starter bandana. Oh, God. I remember a nigga
Starting point is 00:39:24 told me I had them braids. God, beat the ass of that shit. Oh, God. I remember a nigga told me I had them braids. God, beat that ass up. Oh, damn. Yeah, it was like. Nigga, put your foot down, bro. Yeah, I was like, these got to be fucked up. Like, what the fuck? I seen my nigga today.
Starting point is 00:39:33 One of my niggas in practice today had got his dreads braided. They look like that. I said, hey, bro, take them shits out, man. Shout out to Titus. Nah, it wasn't even Titus, man. It was. Shout out to Moona, bro. Oh, Moona,
Starting point is 00:39:47 that's the brother of Lydia. D-Band had them shits working. Fuck it. Call these niggas out. If Larry Bullsey
Starting point is 00:39:58 would have seen that hairstyle today. Nigga. Oh, boy. At Northchester, you should make them niggas cut their hair, bro. Bro, Doug Mitchell make them niggas cut their hair,
Starting point is 00:40:05 bro. Bro, Doug Mitchell had them boys like those in the military, boy, stashes.
Starting point is 00:40:10 You could only have a stash. You couldn't have no beard, no chin hair. No, bro. Straight Major Payne, bro. Speaking of Major Payne,
Starting point is 00:40:19 one of the fun- No, man. They got a long legacy, bro. The what? The what? The what? The what's the best one? My Wife and Kids is better than the Parkers.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Ooh, that's an elite TV show. My Wife and Kids is better than the Parkers. I'm rolling. I didn't mean to. I ain't shot that. That's one of my favorite shows. Because Junior is fucking hilarious. That's debatable.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Junior's so slow on that show. They made him too redacted. Special. Some of the shit he, like, too redacted. Special. Like, some of the shit he was doing was too crazy, bro. Junior not worse
Starting point is 00:40:50 than no girl from Fresh Prince, bro. Hillary? Hell nah. Nah, Junior's the worst. Him and the... He got his bitch knocked up in the garage.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Nor Junior. Junior and Waldo is the same. Boo. I was just about to say, I don't know who worse, Waldo or Junior. Ooh, that. And I'm damn near going with Junior. But at I don't know who works, Waldo or Junior. Ooh, that.
Starting point is 00:41:05 And I'm damn near going with Junior. But at least Junior got a bitch in his back. Junior got a bitch with a body. What if my nigga lost his hair?
Starting point is 00:41:17 Hey, Junior girl was hard, too. Waldo could never. My nigga had a broke down whip. Nigga, you damn near couldn't talk to Waldo. That nigga lived in a garage, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:26 And his girl and his baby. Holy shit. He's a goat. That's your war, man. Fuck that. That's your top five. Yeah, junior over Waldo. I'm thinking we're from Hoopin' Washington
Starting point is 00:41:38 to live with his girl and his baby and his parents' garage. Yeah, Waldo had the cut I got on my 2K character. They need to change that shit. I'm really shitty. Every time my fucking tell me my 2K, I'll be like, this is fucking Wado haircut.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Why the fuck? I didn't have this shit. Them 2K fits me weak to the bitch too. Oh, my 2K fits. You got to see what I got on now. Oh my God, man. Y'all retarded. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:01 I forgot about that show, man. Family Matters to me is one of them hit or miss shows. Yeah, I said, I'm on fire. I keep saying the R. Look, my bad. Go ahead, DJ. The redacted.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah, my fault. Pretty good slow, bro. That was cool. My bad. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. Five days a week,
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Starting point is 00:43:08 and funnier than your friends. And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, man. Hey, today, Kobe getting a statue. This is fire. Okay. I don't know what it look like. I hope we probably won't see it by the time we get done with this,
Starting point is 00:43:27 but I hope it's a fadeaway. He's not going to be with his daughter? Oh, if that's the case, that's even funnier than a statue. Nah, the fadeaway, hell nah, DJ. It's the jersey pool. With him, like, talking shit. The 2K boy? Yeah, bro, do the jersey pool.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Him doing a fadeaway is Nike. What Kobe was better to y'all? Number 8 or 24? 24 because he did. 24 did it without Shaq. I'm saying 8 after Shaq left and he was getting 81 and shit. Nah, that team was weak, though. Yeah, I ain't care about that. He already won.
Starting point is 00:43:58 I like when he was wearing Jordans and shit, hooping and all type of PEs. And his fro was weak. He ain't had a fro no more. He had cut it. Yeah, he had cut the fro down. He had all them PEs and shit on. and all type of PEs And his fro was weak He ain't had a fro no more He had cut it Yeah he had He cut the fro down He had all them PEs and shit on
Starting point is 00:44:08 He had cut the fro The snigger free agency Kobe When he was in the A's The forces He was going crazy Yeah he was going crazy I don't know bro But I fuck with young Kobe bro
Starting point is 00:44:16 Cause young Kobe was really 24 All star game Kobe Like Dunk contest Kobe That's damn right my favorite Kobe When he hooped in the Reeboks
Starting point is 00:44:24 The questions No The PEs crazy I like that Kobe More than I like Like, Dunk Contest Kobe, that's definitely my favorite Kobe. When he hooped in the Reeboks, the questions. No, the P.E.'s crazy. I like that Kobe more than I like 24 Kobe. Like, I ain't saying 24 Kobe, but I like that. The rebrand. I'm going with the rebrand. Shout out to the rebrand. When he started kissing his wife at halftime and shit,
Starting point is 00:44:40 I wasn't really feeling that. I like when he was on the fence about to get divorced. He was playing for something. I'm like, fuck that. I like when he was, shit, he was on the fence about to get divorced. He was playing for something. I'm like, fuck that. I don't give a fuck about nothing. Wow. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:44:49 that's when the Black Mamba was established. Yeah, he ain't give a fuck about shit. He was going crazy. Nigga going to court cases, coming back getting 35. He was,
Starting point is 00:44:57 yeah, I like that Kobe. Tyler Perry character. Oh, listen, if they ever do a Kobe biography. I'm talking about straight basketball, bro. They better not let Tyler Perry get a hold of that shit. If they ever do a Kobe biography. I'm talking about straight basketball, bro.
Starting point is 00:45:06 They better not let Tyler Perry get a hold of that shit. You better not be a part of anything Kobe Bryant. If the fake Kobe Bryant put on one of them weak-ass Tyler Perry's promises. Who gonna play Kobe in a Tyler Perry movie?
Starting point is 00:45:21 Why did I get buried? He gonna have that nigga. That's for more and Nah, what's the, not Shemar, what's the other light-skinned nigga name? Uh, I know who you talking about. Vanessa Williams.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah! Boris Kodjoe! They gonna put Boris Kodjoe with that weak-ass fro on there. Ah-ha! Was he in a movie with that weak-ass fro?
Starting point is 00:45:40 Yeah. Fuck, I heard him do Kobe like that. Hey, what's worse? What's gonna be worse? The Tyler Perry, Kobe Bryant biography or that Michael Jordan movie
Starting point is 00:45:47 that they made about him? That's one of the worst. That Michael Jordan. What's that one? What channel was that? Family. I can't remember. He had the weak ass.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Oh, he was weak. The nigga that killed people. Yes. Man, that was too. That's not the worst though, y'all. The worst one is y'all boy. Flex. By far the worst.
Starting point is 00:46:07 But that Michael, sports movie, that Michael Jordan is the worst. Disgusting. It gets no worse than that, bro. Yeah. They treat that like a hang-tie. They had on the Black Toe 14s
Starting point is 00:46:17 the whole movie. I said, damn, y'all ain't gonna show he started off in the woods. Y'all just gonna be in the 14s the whole movie. It's not about that. That wasn't in the budget team. It's not about that.
Starting point is 00:46:31 I said, this nigga got a fro with the 14-toe black toes on. Get the fuck out of here. Nigga, you went to sleep with the white toes. I'm like, nigga, y'all got to change the shoes. That's crazy. These people have to be making these movies to be getting their shit off.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Niggas been making Tubi movies for a long time, bro. We just didn't know it. Like, I wonder where that movie, that was on ABC Family. It was. And I stayed up to watch that bullshit ass movie. I wonder how he felt when he saw that, because at some point he had to see it.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I know he wasn't involved, but at some point somebody made him watch it. When they first was making it, he probably, he kind of do look like me. Did he see that shit again? He said, what the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:47:09 You know Mike, that nigga don't look like me. He ain't the blackest. I'm just saying, Mike couldn't find a nigga black enough to be black. Man, Mike's so black.
Starting point is 00:47:17 That nigga eyes yellow. He got s***. Nah, that's something else, man. I ain't laughing at that. But they eyes do be yellow, bro. No, they don't.
Starting point is 00:47:33 They do, bro. Let's get away from this. Who y'all got winning the Super Bowl? I'm tired of figuring who you brought in. I got 49ers. Oh, you know it's Debo or Dante, baby. Damn. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:47:46 I'm riding with Bo. Why they could be coming after my fucking NBA Youngboy, him and Trent? I've been a fan ever since they got that rocket. Why is NBA Youngboy
Starting point is 00:47:53 taking pictures with all them trucks? He sent us the Kobe thing. He wilding. It's just, it's in the group chat. Okay. They holding up a finger.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Oh, this is after the last game or something? Yeah, it was his last game. Wow, he holding up a finger. Oh, this after the last game or something. Yeah, it was his last game. Wow, he wearing eight though. Let's see what's up.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Uh, damn, dude, we got wildfire because this first picture blurring the motherfucking mic. I need to do eight on the front, 24 on the back.
Starting point is 00:48:22 That's what I learned. Wow. What you on? There it was. That's what I'm talking about. Put you home. There we go. Before we get out of here. Which Kobe are you? I had a crazy joke, but I'm going to chill. I'm going to chill.
Starting point is 00:48:37 I digress. When this posts, the Super Bowl would have been yesterday. Yeah. So we made predictions. 49ers. He put 49ers. 49ers. They both said, yo.
Starting point is 00:48:48 49ers. Tringo crazy, bro. Party for me, bro. You want to bet? I'm going Chiefs. All right. DJ got a bet. I'm going Chiefs.
Starting point is 00:48:54 I got the Chiefs. I'm not betting no Bomberos. I'm not betting no sneakers with you. I want them Dornbeckers. Every time I bet some shoes with Mike, he walks around the crib or the studio, wherever he at, he ties them around his neck like he's a fucking New York City phone wire, whatever this shit is.
Starting point is 00:49:12 I want them Doernbechers. And the whole time, Paul's, he clicking them together like Dorothy. That is crazy. That's it, Paul. Clicking around your neck is crazy. All right, end the show. Freaking Mike back.
Starting point is 00:49:22 End the show. Click them together while I crack you from the back. Wow. End theaky Mike back. End the show. End the show. Click them together while I crack you from the back. Wow. End the show, DJ. End the show. End the show. That's the name of the show. Click them together.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Luis. The graphic just needed to be Mike with some shoes around his neck. Thanks. I'm talking. Hey. End the show. And on that note,
Starting point is 00:49:42 we're going to get up out of here. Are we going to end the show now? What y'all think Usher? Oh, shit. We rolling. What y'all think Usher... Oh, shit. We rolling. What y'all think Usher halftime show going to be like? I think it's going to be top.
Starting point is 00:49:49 The best ever, nigga. What's the best ever right now, then? Let's go. We here. I don't know. That Prince purple rain while it was raining
Starting point is 00:49:58 was elite. Janet Jackson. Because her titty came out. Yep. Damn. That shit was trash, really. Justin Timberlake did it.ake did a photo shoot about that. Hey, that's true.
Starting point is 00:50:09 You did dress shorty up as Jenny. I didn't know what the silhouette said. The rebirth. So was Mike Justin Timberlake in the picture? No, he had that one dude in Justin Timberlake. That picture oh lord nah nah he had that one dude
Starting point is 00:50:25 that Justin Timberlake that's Jermaine Dupri the real producer in the show answer the question answer the question so that was your confession
Starting point is 00:50:35 alright that was Stace JD said the pig nah that's crazy which pig
Starting point is 00:50:44 you know I thought you was talking about the woods and the pig no that's crazy which pig I thought you were talking about the woods and the pig oh wow it was his confession now Usher gonna have the greatest performance ever bro
Starting point is 00:50:55 I think it's gonna be better than him technology bro Prince Michael Jackson he's better than all them bro Bruno Mars Beyonce yes
Starting point is 00:51:04 when you say that can you clarify when you say that can you clarify when you say he's better than all of them you mean his this show yeah the performance yeah come on now
Starting point is 00:51:12 just make it I was clarifying yeah shit Mike I respect that but yeah don't you think it's gonna be better than Beyonce
Starting point is 00:51:17 had a phenomenal show no it's gonna be MJ's bro yeah MJ's was crazy I think it's just the screen bro they did a screen I don't's just the scream bro they did the scream I don't I just think
Starting point is 00:51:27 Usher got just the catalog would you say Usher catalog is better I think the music that he picks
Starting point is 00:51:34 and the performances like he's I seen the people he gonna have Lil Jon Lil Chris and like I think
Starting point is 00:51:38 and y'all gotta think he had time to prepare for this he gonna have he gonna play yeah that's one of my least favorite
Starting point is 00:51:44 Usher songs but I mean I understand it's one of his biggest songs but, that's one of my least favorite Usher songs. But I mean, I understand it's one of his biggest songs. Yeah. But it's not one of my favorites. What song y'all wanna hear? Yeah, hear Black.
Starting point is 00:51:49 I seen Lil Wayne say you wanna hear Nice and Slow. He is crazy. You can perform that. I let it hear Superstar. I be fire. What song you wanna hear, Mike?
Starting point is 00:51:59 I think he's gonna play all of his favorites. He gonna play all the pop songs? He gonna play all the pop songs. Oh my God. I don't wanna hear that. He gonna his favorites. He's going to play all the pop songs? He's going to play all the pop songs. Oh, my God. I don't want to hear that. He's going to play hype. He's going to do, to the window, to the wall.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Hey, Lil Jon do that. That's fire. That's hard. To the sweat drop down my balls. Bring Lil Jon out. Oh, Ski Ski is crazy. You know what's crazy? I used to be so hype in the club.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I really would be sweating. And I would go over my girl house. Damn. I'd wash over my girl house. Damn. I'd wash up in the shower. I'd take a little, what you call it, a bird bath? My boy was knocking. Yeah, I'd take a whole bath. He was knocking pH balancers off.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Nah, man, I did a whole bath, bro. It's funny you said that, because me and my niggas was talking about that. Like, nigga, we really used to just lead a game and go to the club but I did
Starting point is 00:52:49 and I used to go home and shower real quick that's crazy y'all had showers there niggas ain't showered at Pike nigga you get gang great oh I thought you meant
Starting point is 00:52:56 at the uh like weight grade yeah you said the club I'm thinking like I'm talking about when we was in when we was 15 I wasn't the same bro
Starting point is 00:53:03 now y'all out of pocket niggas in the facility is crazy you and bro now y'all in the pocket I'm talking about when the facility is crazy you and Josh Smith y'all wildin nah hell nah you can't leave the facility
Starting point is 00:53:11 y'all taking a shower you're gonna get fined for that shit damn for real yeah I'm talking about when you especially at the Hawks you used to get fined for that
Starting point is 00:53:17 if you didn't take a shower niggas tell on you nigga your teammates that nigga didn't shower he took a shower pill that's what they call it nigga took a shower pill pay up nigga
Starting point is 00:53:25 But nah I'm talking about When we was in high school When we 14 When that song came out Windows to the wall 15 whatever it was I definitely wasn't showering After them Pike games
Starting point is 00:53:33 I used to be shitty nigga Speaking about like Hooping and shit I used to be shitty When I had gym In the middle of the fucking day Oh that was the weakest shit I had a raw fit
Starting point is 00:53:42 I'm like god damn Nigga I wore AP I had AP raw fit. I'm like, God damn. Nigga, I wore AP, I had APC every morning. Seven o'clock, nigga. It was over. Well, I used to tell the little, my little Mexican homeboy,
Starting point is 00:53:55 hey, spray that ax over there so I can walk through that bitch. Damn. He had a teammate. Nigga, I used to, I used to open the ax, it's crazy. I didn't want it too strong, I just wanted a little hit.
Starting point is 00:54:04 That's the nigga. I used to wash an axe. It's crazy. I didn't want it too strong, though. I just wanted a little hit. That's the nigga. I used to wash my nuts in the... Wash my nuts in my underarms, nigga. Yeah, bro. My mom used to give me wipes, nigga. I used to have to bring
Starting point is 00:54:13 a bar of soap, nigga. Wash my nuts in my underarms with a towel. Then try to be smooth and be like, hey, hit that little axe over there because I'm going to walk through it.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Don't spray that motherfucker on me, though. Oh, shit. Hey, how many niggas you know used to take that axe to that dead motherfucker gym uniform though. Oh, shit. Hey, how many niggas you know used to take that accident, that motherfucker gym uniform that they take home?
Starting point is 00:54:28 Nigga, niggas just do the underarms like this. Nasty niggas. That shirt be stiff to the motherfucker. Nigga, motherfucker be yellow under the pits, nigga. And that white uniform
Starting point is 00:54:38 getting drenched. That fuck used to be yellow. Vanilla ass arms. Man, it was nigga name. Man, I ain't gonna say it was nigga name. This nigga jersey wasilla-ass arms. Man, it was a nigga name. Man, I ain't going to say it was a nigga name. This nigga jersey was so yellow, bro. Man, bro, get the fuck away from me.
Starting point is 00:54:50 He ain't give a fuck. Football nigga tooks. I'm brand. Well. I was like, what? He was a dirty nigga, boy. Shout out to Glenn Robb and the Axe. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:03 They did say that shit. When he said it, I was having flashbacks. I ain't spray it on me. I walked through that motherfucker, though. Shout out to Glenn Robb and the Axe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did say that shit. When he said it, I was having flashbacks. I was like, I ain't sprayed on me. I walked through that motherfucker, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Bro didn't have no wipes, no nothing. Yeah, he just threw the Axe on. Nigga said, I shot a thousand shots. Throw the Axe on. I was like, nigga, you ain't use no soap,
Starting point is 00:55:17 like, birdbathin' at all? Nigga, especially like when we used to have to go swimming. Ooh, that chlorine. Man, nigga, my eyes come back red. I remember I told them, I act like the girls,
Starting point is 00:55:28 they be like, we on our period. I'm like, I can't swim. I can't go over. I can't go under the water, bro. That's crazy. Because, nigga, y'all be like, shit, y'all can't do that. I must have used to talk to a strong bitch back in the day. I ain't never thought about that.
Starting point is 00:55:40 That bitch loves swimming. Red day, blue day. Damn. Yeah. A max. Red day, blue day. Damn. A maxi-tip top. That motherfucker. That bitch was the real WWF. Fuck,
Starting point is 00:55:55 I didn't know bitches got hall passes for period days. Yes. Shout out to Sherelle Clinton. That motherfucker was on her period
Starting point is 00:56:01 for four months straight, baby. I'm like, God damn, you still bleed? She said, every day. Every day is crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I said, you need to go to the doctor. Your menstrual cycle fucked up. Damn. Because I thought she was for real. She's like,
Starting point is 00:56:16 nigga, I ain't swimming, nigga. I'm going to stay with my period every day. That's great. I never do that. We didn't have no pool
Starting point is 00:56:20 at Ripple's. I didn't know that. They had y'all niggas. Them niggas had to swim in a water fountain. They got splashed. People were't know that. They had y'all niggas. Them niggas had to swim in a water fountain. Niggas splashing each other. We just sat down and watched a movie. I just jumped in.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I just went. Niggas hold their breath when they see you. The niggas in the canal. We had that motherfucking, what you call it, CPR shit. Mouth to mouth and all that shit. Niggas just dying for no reason to ripple. That's crazy. They did have a pool. They was hoes for that. I? CPR shit. Bounce and bounce and all that shit. Nigga just died for no reason to ripple. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Nigga really did have a pool. They was hoes for that. I hated swimming. I hated that shit. It was the worst thing ever. Man. Damn. Was it co-ed though?
Starting point is 00:56:54 It was co-ed, wasn't it? Yup. That was the only fun part till they told you you really had to swim or you wasn't going to pass. Damn. Nigga had to jump off
Starting point is 00:57:01 that diving board. Nigga, I damn near died. That's one of the worst shits ever. I got out the way. I was like, I can do all the swimming, but I'm cool on swimming. Me and my niggas was lifeguards.
Starting point is 00:57:10 So y'all know how to swim. Yeah, I know how to swim, but I had braids at that time. You know, once you go swimming, it's murder. It's done. And you was not wearing no shower cap with Mr. Stewart. No, sir, take that off. I'm like, boy, you so...
Starting point is 00:57:21 Damn, man. He was so... Redacted. Man, he was so redacted man and so redacted I need a redacted button he was so
Starting point is 00:57:33 left handed oh god he was going left for sure yeah with the hessy I was like I'm like damn they look like
Starting point is 00:57:42 Kobe getting a Doc Rivers treatment on that note we about to get a fight in here like share subscribe all that good shit RPB
Starting point is 00:57:52 all star game RP to be um I used to do a club 520 game why are you pointing they can't see the camera Luis please don't zoom in
Starting point is 00:58:00 we don't need to zoom in fuck it we'll see y'all next week man he said he had the the cut Doc Rivers cut he definitely got the Doc Rivers cut Please don't zoom in. We don't need to zoom in. Fuck it. We'll see y'all next week. He said he had to buy the cut. Doc Rivers cut. He definitely got the Doc Rivers cut. What are they doing?
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