Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Mavericks-Celtics NBA Finals, JJ Redick & Lakers, R.I.P. Jerry West

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 75 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys talk the 2024 NBA Finals between the Mavericks and Celtics. Don’t miss why Teague thinks Luka Doncic and the Mavs ar...e losing in five games to Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown. Jeff and the fellas also discuss if JJ Redick is going to land the Lakers’ head coaching job. Teague and the 520 squad also gives their takes on Caitlin Clark being left off of Team USA and why it’s not a controversial decision. Plus, the guys review the Bad Boys movie, Kai Kenat’s live stream, movie theatre etiquette and much more! 1:00 - Mama Teague selling Jeff's Shoes3:15 - Favorite summer-time shoe4:20 - Caitlin Clark not making Team USA7:00 - Family Guy meme9:00 - NBA Finals Mavs vs. Celtics Game 2 Recap10:45 - "Celtics in 5"12:30 - Jason Kidd's comments on JT and JB13:30 - Favorite NBA Finals matchups16:00 - "I didn't like watching Kobe play"20:00 - Inspired by Rasheed Wallace and Allen Iverson22:00 - Nike Basketball shoes23:45 - D-Book shoes24:45 - Kiyan Anthony shot 39 times30:00 - Teague's story of flying economy33:30 - Meeting Benny the Butcher35:30 - RIP Jerry West39:00 - Bad Boys movie release42:00 - Adrien Broner43:30 - Movie Theatre etiquette47:00 - B Hen sneaking food into the movies57:00 - Buying a car01:01:00 - JJ Redick to the Lakers? (Timestamps vary based on ads) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:48 How you doing, Nasty? Cool, Nasty. What's good to it, baby? Hey, man, we got the inward jar that we need to update. You know what I'm saying? You got to pay your fines, too. You come to work out of uniform, man. I respect you.
Starting point is 00:02:58 My mama can facilitate that. We can do that. For sure. We're going to give it to her. I was going to be impressed about that shit, too. About you wearing the shoes? Yeah, bro. I was in the mall yesterday, and the guy asked me why I don't have them on. take that we can do that for sure we're gonna get impressed about that shit too i bought you wearing the shoes yeah bro i was in the mall yesterday and the guys who i don't have them on i said bro hey it's just for the show bro fuck it so i'm not i'm not in the field right now
Starting point is 00:03:15 it's cool bro you ain't in this uniform you ain't at work oh my god just we want to chill bro just came here it's like somebody said you out bro why you in your jersey? Yeah, it's fact. Ain't you number zero? That'd actually be funny to know. Bro, you not wear your jersey? Thank you, my nigga, the Latte West. Yeah, well, soon.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Don't do that to it. Yeah, well, soon. I'll do that to it. To my riot, my dog, young Nacho, young T. How you doing, man? I'm chilling, man. Got some heat bars today. Ah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Yeah, I know, sir yeah I should've wore them But they wasn't About my dough These was Them was at the garage though Yeah I swear to God These Boy these might kick around
Starting point is 00:03:52 I think they got some Insoles in here I think I hooped In these before I didn't even say no insoles Those are raw But it is what it is You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:03:59 You got the joints You know what I'm saying We gonna get you a pair man Shout out to Corp We know the horror stories Behind these Mama sold them. That was part of my mama selling.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Yep, she sold those. And they on the real. How much were those on the garage sale? Oh, the price? Oh, my shoes was going for nothing less than $25, but the max was $50. So yeah, she probably sold them for a good $25. Oh, that's a vicious price. We working T.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Yeah, she probably got them. a good $25,000. That's a vicious price. We working T. Yeah, she probably got them. They probably $25,000. Nah, I swear to God. She be like, oh, I sold those one-shoes for $40,000. I'm like, what shoes? Medidas was going for $25,000. Them probably went for about $25,000. Damn.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Well, you could not go to the second row house off that garage sale. Nah. She used to be like hype. She made $2,000 I'm like Lady you just sold $20,000 worth of stuff Wow
Starting point is 00:04:50 I'm like what You didn't want it Yeah I did I did And I still feel the way Cause now I got a bomb again It's all good That boy was in the TLC deal
Starting point is 00:04:59 I got me a RAV4 Definitely screw up Definitely That's crazy Selling the Deox for $25 For the guy With a smile on your face I got me a RAV4. Definitely a scrub. Definitely. That's crazy. Selling the Deox for $25. For the guys. With a smile on your face. Happy.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Thought she had a lick. Said I made $2,000 a day. Yeah, like. Selling this thing. All right. Vintage sneakers. Don't, man. Y'all making me relive it.
Starting point is 00:05:23 My boy got PTSD, man. Facts, bro. Facts. Oh, man. But'all making me relive it. My boy got PTSD, man. Facts, bro. Facts. Oh, man. But no, them is classics. I mean, we saw the play. I'm happy that it's happening.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I'm happy that Deion's back with Nike because seeing Deion in Under Armour didn't make no fucking sense to me with him having as many classic silhouettes that he had. But I think they about to really turn up this year. The whole Colorado situation. You know what I'm saying? They said cover Travis Hunter. Him back doing pop-ups. They about to about to make some heat man there's been a lot of fucking shoes coming out i gotta ask y'all what's your favorite summertime shoe what's your go-to summertime shoe white air force for me air max ones or jordan one loves
Starting point is 00:06:01 it was like my favorite summertime shoes. 1 Lows go crazy. You definitely can't miss with the all-white ones ever. Yeah. I thought you about to say the all-white 1 Lows. I was about to say them out of pocket. Nah. Yeah, that's a hell of a colorway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:16 That's crazy. It's really only a couple shoes that I accept in all-white. I want them black and Carolina blue low ones. I like those. Black and Carolina blue. Yeah, but like those. Black and Carolina blue. Black and Carolina blue. Yeah, but they got the white on them, too. I know. You talking.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Them is fire. They're like 130 at House of Hoops in Greenwood. Oh, that's an advertisement. Yeah, I fuck with. They take care of me. Oh, okay. I'll see the play. They don't take care of me.
Starting point is 00:06:41 That's why he ain't in his work. Now we never get to the bottom of it. No, no, nah, nah. Shout out to the team. But I agree to this. What's up, 520, when I walk in that bitch? That's all right. This is what we have today.
Starting point is 00:06:54 That's all right. So I fuck with Greenwood Mall for sure. Come on, man. You got Greenwood Mall. You got Texas Roadhouse and stuff out here. Somebody fuck with me. Hey, man. Why was everybody upset that Kaitlin Clark didn't make the USA team?
Starting point is 00:07:10 I don't understand what the outrage was behind that yeah i don't know either she ain't top 10 12 whatever they pick she just ain't there right now but they they fucking been doing training camp for like three years for the shit without other girls so i don't know why it matters i mean if you want some more money for sure it's her age or should have been on that motherfucker if that's the case Yeah I mean One word I don't Want to hear anymore Is marketing I am tired of
Starting point is 00:07:29 Hearing that word Because everybody Who says that Uses it in a Plot of a conversation That don't actually Use what marketing Actually means
Starting point is 00:07:35 Them jerseys With Kaitlyn Clark USA They would have Went platinum Everybody in the world Would have bought That fucking jersey
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah it would have been It would have been Come on It would have went crazy Probably the highest Selling jersey For sure bro That shit would have Went It would have bought that fucking jersey yeah it would have been it would have been come on it would have went crazy probably the highest selling jersey for sure bro that shit would have when they would have fed every fan base of hers yeah but they don't need her to win like i understand people talking about rika getting snubbed of course she's averaging 26 yeah she got snubbed
Starting point is 00:07:58 for sure i thought she was supposed to play with another team though i didn't even know she was american so if she didn't make it That's out of pocket She is from Texas She's from Nigeria Well man Her family Nigerian Yeah So how you qualifying For how you gonna
Starting point is 00:08:12 We can't go over there And play on y'all team Yes you can I was joined beat I'm saying I can't go over there And suit up I'm full blood American
Starting point is 00:08:19 They ain't gonna sign me On the Legos team Well sure you know They got good I said Ricky I fuck with you But how you get to play Both sides like that? You got digging your
Starting point is 00:08:25 lineage qualifications. They said Kayla Clark should play for Italy. She must have been born in Chicago. If Kayla Clark would have played for Italy, whoo.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Italy would have been turned. She would have been turned. Her brain would have been crazy. Definitely. She would have been
Starting point is 00:08:39 getting her ass whooped too. BG, shout out to BG. I saw the, uh, your fiance having that baby girl Blessings Blessings
Starting point is 00:08:47 Brittany Groner now I thought she was Talking about the rapper Nah I was like Damn you having a baby Just got out I was like
Starting point is 00:08:54 Well that's how it goes Jamar got out Keno came BG got out Compared See See Jamar He compared you to BG
Starting point is 00:09:03 Pure B I'll never do you like that it's crazy that now in 2024 the the two bgs and like loki switch places and i don't know how to feel about that i told you she's the real bg she took over bro was gone for 20 years bro you don't count no more bro damn anytime she's on the internet bro it's amplified bro she took the baby uh the maternity pictures with her shirt off again you are not us they're not like us they're not like technically have y'all ever seen the hold on family guy this is just have y'all ever seen Family Guy? Of course. The memes that they be having? Have y'all ever seen the girl basketball one? Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:47 That is the most out of pocket. I don't know how we get hate if Family Guy don't get hate. Because what the fuck they say is crazy, bro. Seth Rogen has offended so many people that it's just cool now. Bro, that is one of the craziest. Seth Rogen, excuse me. You see the picture, Mike. Scroll back up to the top
Starting point is 00:10:05 Mike took the pictures Oh Mike you did do that Look at that back That's crazy I don't even know If you can say pause In that situation That is Joakim Noah
Starting point is 00:10:14 That's Jo That's Jo That's Joakim Shout out to her man I'm happy to have You know Good family photos Yeah whatever What we got next But we have to talk man. I'm happy they had, you know, good family photos.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yeah, whatever. What do we got next? But we have to talk about that. I'm not nervous. No, because no, no. It's out. No, he. What?
Starting point is 00:10:35 Because, man. What? Y'all look at my phone. They load. Oh, here we go. And at the top of the second half, it's 16-9. Houston leads the scoring with four. And that's why she commands $7,000 a year.
Starting point is 00:10:53 These gals sure do make it look difficult. Oh, my God. It's so unattractive. That's for the fan to decide. That's what's in the stands. Hey, this is Hey man He got Bro they out of pocket
Starting point is 00:11:08 They out of pocket Out of pocket What we got man Like If he will be Nah bro They gotta say something to him They don't say nothing
Starting point is 00:11:17 No he gotta get talked about Y'all stay getting in trouble On Twitter Yeah bro He gotta talk about it Oh yeah they be on your ass Yeah hey Shout out to y'all
Starting point is 00:11:24 I love the WNBA game I still have yet to be in one Since me and my cousin Exchanged meal plans Across the hall From each other Well arena No disrespect
Starting point is 00:11:34 I wanna go to a fever game For sure Nah He gotta get in trouble bro They gotta boycott Something bro Says bigger than Nino Brown Yes bro
Starting point is 00:11:43 Cause that shit is funny as fuck But They would've killed us If we said that Oh murder We had to cancel those bro Bro what For sure
Starting point is 00:11:51 Hey man We gotta We gotta talk about the finals You asked for one game To talk about the series You luckily You have two now I feel like
Starting point is 00:11:59 I know how you feel About the series now Yeah I told y'all They not like us They not like us They not like us You They not like us. They not like us. You told us.
Starting point is 00:12:08 He said, I need one game to see how it's going. I had to see who was like, who was going. Who was locked in. Yeah, I see JB, he locked in. Drew, locked in. Yeah, JT, he doing what it takes to win. Luka, he don't play defense, bro. It's too obvious, bro. Boy, hurt, man.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I don't care. It's too obvious, bro Boy, hurt, man I don't care It's too obvious I ain't hurt, bro Hey, man Watching him letting Drew Get them easy layups Watching people just blow past him Without even doing moves It's crazy
Starting point is 00:12:33 Yeah, when I seen that I was like, yeah They can't win like that That kind of look fixed, bro Yeah, he can't win like that, bro He's hurt, though He can be hurt Don't play
Starting point is 00:12:41 Fuck that, bro If you gonna get Motherfucking 40-40-40 Nah You don't get to take off On defense bro Try bro Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:50 Just try bro They don't got enough They don't got no third score Of Kyrie's struggle And it's over And he's been struggling So And it has been
Starting point is 00:12:58 They don't got no third option That can like Get him a bucket It's over And Porzingis being away bro That mattered Him coming back Mattered a lot bro Porzingis be in the way, bro. That mattered. Him coming back mattered a lot, bro. Porzingis went fucking crazy game one. He won them that game in the
Starting point is 00:13:10 first quarter. So him being in the way like that, bro, it's spooky, bro. He back injured again. I don't know if he's actually going to play game three. He's giving them enough. He gave them a two-game lead. Yeah, I would sit out game three for sure. Damn near game four, too. I mean, bro, bro realistically i feel like this series is over i don't feel like
Starting point is 00:13:28 i can't say that i feel like it i don't feel like this dallas team is going to go home and play a whole lot better than they have been playing they just ain't got a third scorer but at home game you always have somebody that can come off the bench everybody play better at home yeah so it might be a guy come off the bench and give them a spark or hardy or hard away. They might come off and have an 18 point game or something. Y'all saying Celtics in six?
Starting point is 00:13:51 I'm saying Celtics in five. Yeah, at this point. I was going to say five. Yeah, if the Mavs get generous and get a game through
Starting point is 00:13:56 and I keep it interesting for us to have another game, but bro, the Celtics have been whooping ass all year. They haven't, they're not the most fun team to watch.
Starting point is 00:14:03 They ain't the most sexiest team to watch. I know the media don't want to cover them that much. They just win, but they have been whooping ass all year They haven't They're not the most Fun team to watch They ain't the most Sexiest team to watch I know the media Don't want to cover Them that much They just win But they have been Whooping ass all year
Starting point is 00:14:08 And when you got Drew and Derrick White playing the way That they playing bro JB going fucking crazy Right now We'll talk about The Jason Kidd comment
Starting point is 00:14:17 In a minute Bro they're just Playing at a different Level that they can't Match bro They just can't match it They just ain't got A third scorer
Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah it's too much It's too much Kyrie and Luka To have to win that game And I don't think they can outgun them no they need a third scorer so they got guys who can all get 20 points they got at least five people that can get 20 points on any game for sure yeah and and it's scary when jason tatum having a light game y'all still winning that's crazy and the crazy part about it is they take away they took away the mavs best counter to everything,
Starting point is 00:14:45 which is the rim run and the lobs. They've completely neutralized that shit. They just switched it. So no easy buckets. Luka got to work for – I mean, Luka, Luka, he going to get his. Kyrie has been struggling, especially by Kyrie's standards. Bro, they don't have enough. They have to play superb to win.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Give my boy Wyclef finals MVP if we reach that destination. He on his way. Him and JB fighting for it. Oh, Jalen Brown is definitely getting finals MVP. Jalen Brown is we reach that destination. He on his way. Him and JB fighting for it. Oh, Jalen Brown is definitely getting finals MVP. Jalen Brown is really cold, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:09 He is nice. And you know what's crazy? To be the highest paid player in the league and to go get the chip the same year, it's fire. He earned his money
Starting point is 00:15:15 year one. No matter what else happens, he earned his money. Nobody can say shit about him. He get a lot of stuff. Conference MVP. If he get finals MVP, shit,
Starting point is 00:15:23 you can't tell him nothing. Hell not. And I got the bag and the chip. It's up. Yeah, you got to crown me as the best player. Best player? Best player on my team. Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:35 That's kind of, they trying to cause confusion in the locker room. Jason Kidd was smart for doing that. Man, that's how you got to coach them, man, fuck it. Yeah, but it's like, they've been here before. Like, it's how you got to coach them, man. Fuck it, but. Yeah, but it's like they've been here before. Like, it's probably like, okay. Like, when you making $300 million and Jason Tate, I'm about to get $315 extension.
Starting point is 00:15:55 All right, be the best player. I don't care. Yeah. All right. I'm about to go to the Olympics. You got $300. We all shining. Like, everybody good.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Life is fucking good for everybody. We about to win a chip, and we super shining. Like, everybody good. Life is fucking good for everybody. We about to win a chip, and we super paid. Yeah. And we going to run it back. Anybody about to get suckered into playing differently? Nah, bro. I ain't worried about that. I got to ask y'all.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I mean, this final so far has been not that exciting, honestly. Ratings are down. What's some of y'all favorite finals matchups or most memorable? Milwaukee versus Phoenix. Who? Milwaukee versus Phoenix. Oh, when y'all went? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I'm like, Milwaukee? That's crazy, bro. Who didn't say you was there? I was. I had a front row seat. I'm just going to say, I mean, I've seen everything. I would be excited
Starting point is 00:16:43 about winning chips. That would be my favorite. I've seen it all. I'm excited now. Nah, it was good games, though. I ain't say I mean I seen everything I would be excited About winning chips That would be my favorite I seen it all I'd be excited now I see Nah it was good games though I ain't say I wasn't I said the after party
Starting point is 00:16:50 Was weak The games was fun though Like to see like The atmosphere And to be a part of And to see like Go down 0-2
Starting point is 00:16:59 And like Damn They got our number Then to go home And Drew And all them Just take over And be they self And then just start Win four in a row Like, damn, they got our number. Then they go home and Drew and all of them just take over and beat themselves.
Starting point is 00:17:06 And then just start winning four in a row. That shit was dope. And that's crazy because that's serious with you because you started off, obviously, y'all go to 0-2. Bro, De'Andre Aydin was killing. Like, it just seemed like at one point as the season progressed, they started off first half feeding him. He was eating.
Starting point is 00:17:23 And then second half, he don't get the ball no more. Yeah. And then y'all just, like, he don't get the ball no more. Yeah. And then y'all just like game plan took over and shit got spooky. Yeah. Then see Giannis get 50 to end the series. Man. I was like, damn, he's fucking them up. That's tight because you was there.
Starting point is 00:17:36 So I'll fuck with that. But mine is when Brian and them came back on the Warriors. That's probably the best finals ever. That's one of the best ones for sure. So that's my. That's probably the best finals ever. Man, I the best ones For sure So that's my That's probably The best finals ever Man
Starting point is 00:17:47 I got a couple of finals I think that's fire My bias one I think that Pacers And Lakers Was super fire Just because Shit
Starting point is 00:17:54 Niggas don't get to the finals Like that And we like Look he played against One of the best teams ever Like that was Prime Shaq and Kobe situation I don't know if we're
Starting point is 00:18:02 Going to go back anytime soon But I'll hold on to that one for as long as I can. How old were you? Reese's age. That nigga was my son's age. You know, another exciting
Starting point is 00:18:15 final was when the first came out. OKC in Miami. Facts. I like that final. It was exciting because it was just
Starting point is 00:18:24 these young dudes that really ain't supposed to be there versus bron trying to get his first one it was just like damn this little young dude kd and westbrook we all the same age so i'm looking i'm like damn they playing for a chip and then to see bron trying to get his first one that was pretty damn they needed james harden that series yeah i agree I agree James Harden Was the reason why I mean also Miami was superior Then too
Starting point is 00:18:48 Yeah Miami was I mean yeah bro But if they had James That would have been That would have been A tough one But they got to show love And I don't like
Starting point is 00:18:55 That he get flack for that Because he is the reason That they beat the Spurs Yeah he killed Oh yeah it is He was the reason Why they got Because he murdered the Spurs
Starting point is 00:19:02 Yeah he killed That's when I knew He was different He nice Another got him Because he murdered the Spurs Yeah he killed it That's when I knew he was different I was like yeah he nice Another finalist That's super crazy The last one between The Lakers and Boston That was a good finalist
Starting point is 00:19:12 That was a fire ass finalist I ain't gonna lie No shade or nothing Like no disrespect But I never liked watching Kobe Bryant play He I just He wasn't my type of
Starting point is 00:19:22 I knew he was cold I knew he was a killer But I ain't never like Watching him play Like All his shit seemed Like he was Trying too hard
Starting point is 00:19:34 Like he Like you know It didn't come like easy He scored easy But like all his moves Was like It looked Like when y'all watch
Starting point is 00:19:43 KD and Melo It just looked graceful Like This shit just too easy Kobe was hella intense Yeah like ah man look like when y'all watch kd and mellow it just looked graceful like this is just too easy intense yeah like all these jab moves was like you said kobe should look like lebron's nah lebron look like unreal like i'm just so strong i'm so much bigger than y'all kobe's was like excellent it was great footwork and stuff but it just like everything was like precise like ah ah you could hear him he probably making noise when he do his moves and katie just be like
Starting point is 00:20:11 shoot over you this is like so it's just that's crazy soundbite saying call me in that room turn that bitch up well okay say that you can't say that Can't say that RIP me Well I'm just Y'all know I'm talking about The real hoop session Allegations
Starting point is 00:20:29 Man KD like KD And that motherfucker That motherfucker Ain't stroking He pumping Hey Whoa See that's where your mind go bro
Starting point is 00:20:38 What I'm just saying Hey Did you see KD In the club shoot jumpers My boy That's how KD hoop KD was in the club shoot jumpers They said he. That's how KD who came to the club shoot jumpers.
Starting point is 00:20:46 He was scaring the hoes. He was scaring the hoes. This bitch has to go to our section, man. They just make it look easier. Like, pause. T-Mac even made it look easier. When he scored, it was like, has he pulled? Easy spin move.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I mean, I ain't saying they scored better than Kobe, but. I don't know, bro. That's tough, bro. Kobe got some unreal smooth-ass moments going to the cup, the jabby, the fadeaway. I wasn't on the court like you, so I didn't hear all that a lot of shit. I'm not saying he ain't got them, but even when he dunked, it was like his windmill wasn't even all the way, like, graceful. Like, MJ and all them, it was graceful. Kobe went up and under the rim, man.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Yeah, but it was like, pause. It was like aggressive. Like, Jordan and them used to, like, hang and, like, everything was just graceful. They just moved different, bro. It was like. That's tough, man. Even, like, it just was different, bro. Kobe was smooth.
Starting point is 00:21:44 And I'm not even a Kobe Bryant Basketball fan To the To the masses But Jesus Christ bro Everything was aggressive I ain't saying it wasn't effective But it was just like
Starting point is 00:21:52 Hella aggressive Like I get he didn't have like Like you see that No you see It's like Hella aggressive Like Every dunk
Starting point is 00:22:00 Every move It's like Everything was purple Everything was intense Everything was demoralizing like mj would have like i'm gonna let y'all two had that one no it wasn't it's a beautiful way to play basketball i ain't saying his name no you ain't listening so don't don't don't be weird please don't do all that weird shit nothing respect we get it he definitely probably the
Starting point is 00:22:19 greatest shooting guard him and mike but i'm saying like the way they play like i just like people who just look super fluid. Like Paul George looks super fluid. Everything's smooth. I'm not saying Paul George is better than Kofi. Not saying none of that. I'm just saying the way they move. You see Mike?
Starting point is 00:22:37 It just looks graceful, bro. It's weird. I can't agree with that, T. I respect your opinion though bro but that's that's crazy bro kobe got some crazy crazy i'm not saying he don't got crazy highlights number eight kobe elite moments i ain't saying he don't got that i'm just saying is elite bro oh he's elite for sure for sure He's a reason A lot of niggas had Nappy Froze
Starting point is 00:23:05 For no reason Yes bro I eat Mike bro Mike still got the Kogi Froze That's crazy Not because of Kogi The starter kit bro
Starting point is 00:23:11 The starter kit Is crazy Why did we start Getting them Froze I ain't gonna lie I got mine Because it's Rasheed Wallace I think
Starting point is 00:23:18 Oh damn That boy been treacherous For a long time I got I got Braves Because of Iverson and Lil Wayne. Any nigga inspired by Rasheed Wallace for fashion or hairstyles. Probably been a gem before. I'm with Chris Webber, bro.
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Starting point is 00:26:05 I was laughing at Dre when I was talking about she. He was just like, when we play, you're going to have to move them big-ass black forces. I was dying. I was like,
Starting point is 00:26:11 she was hooping that hot top forces. I always wanted some wiggles, bro. I was different. The Afro shit. I had braids. Mike, you had braids? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:18 That's crazy, bro. I wanted braids because of Iris and the Wayne. Damn, my nigga Wayne. I didn't have a fro because of Chris Webber And Rasheed Wallace Yeah I was like damn
Starting point is 00:26:27 He was fighting demons Them niggas was I used to be fans of them They just felt like My type of people I don't know why I used to think Chris Webber Was cold
Starting point is 00:26:37 I still want them White and blue sea waves I try to buy them I try to buy some Off a dude in a club At your party For real Yeah the black and blue ones
Starting point is 00:26:44 I went up to him, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's 300 right now. He's an African dude. He said, no. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I said. I said, that what I'm talking about? Them bitches is hard. He had the biggest shorts on in the world. The shorts went to the top of his shoes, bro. Did you have braids growing up? Nah, I had I had I never had really braids
Starting point is 00:27:07 damn yeah them right there I needed them yeah them are classic shoes classic mama sold them and she sold
Starting point is 00:27:15 the red and white ones them are nuts bro we gotta make a list of all the shoes great hoop shoe I remember KG had a hoop shoe that looked like that
Starting point is 00:27:23 yeah Bubby used to hoop in them bitches man Nike basketball shoes used. Yeah. Bubby used to hoop in them bitches. Man, Nike basketball shoes used to be crazy. Like, they used to be like, you used to be excited to get that shit. Now, it's not the same. They don't make signature models the same no more. Like, that's why we give
Starting point is 00:27:35 Adidas so much credit because they're making signature models that people, like, actually want to even think about wearing off the court. You're not wearing no John Marantz or no jeans. Can't wear John Morantz In the club Oh no You can
Starting point is 00:27:47 You gonna end it You gonna Slick the blicky You gonna be shooting jumpers No you gonna shoot somebody Oh god Don't put that smut on Come on man
Starting point is 00:27:56 Shout out to John man I can't wait Until you get back To hoop next year You know what I'm saying They redshirted this year They had like 40 people On the team on and off
Starting point is 00:28:03 I'm geeked for them To come back next year. I hope they get another addition to the forward position. That's something they've been needing to address. But I look forward to Ja coming back next year. Me too. Because a lot of people got Ja fucked up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 You know another hoop shoe I need, though? I need some D-books. I ain't got them yet. The D-books? Yeah, they look like Air Force Ones slash Blazers slash Dunks. I need a little. They look like mid-Blazers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:24 You like the ones That Greg had on The live show I didn't realize Them was the D-Books Till now One of the D-Books bro They were bro
Starting point is 00:28:31 He just didn't have No socks He was just raw dog But I want them right there I want the Shatterback Boy ones So wear basketball shoes With those socks
Starting point is 00:28:39 Gio you out of pocket He had He had no shows on Did he really Niggas were Seven foot wearing footies That counts as nothing He had on them gray ones
Starting point is 00:28:50 He on the blue jeans Didn't somebody give us footies? Somebody did give us footies My nigga Greg O got some denim D-books DJ Tucker must have got too many for you Ain't no way The denim
Starting point is 00:29:04 It's filthy That's the ones he had on Tucker must have got too brave for you. There ain't no way. The denim. The denim shoe. It's filthy. It is. Oh, that's the one he had on. Yeah, it was him. He had the gray joints. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Oh, yeah, they were exclusive. The problem with the D-Books is, first of all, the release of that shoe was terrible. And secondly, all the fire colorways
Starting point is 00:29:20 that he be having, PJ be having, they don't release. He need to come out with like a red, blue, orange, like. But, I mean't release. He need to come out with like a red, blue, orange, like.
Starting point is 00:29:27 But I mean, what do you do if you have a shoe? You just have to be happy that you have a shoe because you probably don't have too much control over that shit.
Starting point is 00:29:33 I don't know, but I want them to shatter it back for a while. Something's hard. Yeah, man. We got to talk about going to the NBA.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Dylan was late too. Oh, yeah. What was he at? Was he going to land up? Say, Kyan dropped 40. Yeah, they shouted him out like pass the ball he dropped 40 the first game we should have played your clip that'd have been hard when you was talking about telling the kids like i know y'all i'll get a bucket but share the ball yeah bro he
Starting point is 00:29:57 shot 39 times yesterday i watched it i watched the clip 39 shots yeah he had 37 yesterday yeah out of pocket he shot 39 times hey man i said tap into the lineage my nigga what's the first thing he said hey man pass the ball he said i know your daddy your daddy could pass too yeah we ain't gonna find out today at the end of the day it's about a bucket i am trying to get my goddamn offers up nigga Fuck that I'm not going to school Off my facilitation
Starting point is 00:30:26 I'm here to put the ball In the basket And commissioning my daddy bro Yeah On me bro Yeah on God bro I felt it Like
Starting point is 00:30:33 That's why I'm about to Shoot 39 times bro Cause y'all playing In my face bro Y'all playing with my name bro My name ain't even Carmelo nigga Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:42 Fuck that Nah that nigga Got that bitch up 39 times. Look at that stat shit. I said, I know them little niggas was on fire. Because I looked at the next, like, who took the most shots. He was like 17. 39 is crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:55 39 shots is OD. I fuck with it. He was getting that bitch up. When you think about it, in a basketball game, bro. That's a lot of shots, bro. Because y'all play, what, 48 minutes, bro? They didn't play 48 minutes. Getting that bitch up What you think about it In a basketball game bro That's a lot of shots Cause they Y'all play what 48 minutes bro
Starting point is 00:31:07 They didn't play They probably do 20 halves You feel me So my nigga Let that bitch Hit that bitch up That ain't including
Starting point is 00:31:16 Free throws So he really probably Shot 45 times That's fire Damn It's my camp For this show Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:24 7pm in Brooklyn gotta talk about that. Ah, yeah, definitely. Oh, man. 39 shots. Yeah, bro. You a gun, bro. His daddy gonna love talking about that. Now, he reposted it when he was killing it.
Starting point is 00:31:35 He's like, hell yeah, let's go. Yeah, good. But now, shout out to the camp. You feel me? Y'all brought us down there. Down to Orlando, top 100 camp. You know what I'm saying? We spoke. I had to beat the kids on my camp. You know what I'm saying? We spoke.
Starting point is 00:31:45 I had to meet the kids on my own. You know what I mean? It's all love. You feel me? Jeff spoke for seven minutes. DJ spoke for seven minutes. I said, get well soon at the end. Like, share, subscribe.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I ain't going to lie, y'all. I'm keeping it big. We're not supposed to be talking to the kids. I didn't even know what to say, bro We're not supposed to be Talking to the kids Bro We had I didn't even know What to say bro I thought we was about To do a podcast
Starting point is 00:32:09 They got me doing Inspirational speaking bro I don't have nothing Inspirational to say to you guys Hey what's crazy It was like You know what I'm saying This week
Starting point is 00:32:16 Lock in I'll be talking to y'all girls You got me fucked up That's the first thing I said I'm about to be out of town With these niggas That's what drained me Pause
Starting point is 00:32:22 Like I was like Damn Well I can't come in here And joke with them Yeah I said y'all can't talk To y'all girlsiggas. That's what drained me. Pause. Like, I was like, damn. Well, I can't come in here and joke with them. Yeah. I was like, y'all can't talk to y'all girls
Starting point is 00:32:27 till Wednesday. Yeah. That's not the vibe. That's tough. They pulled out the rules on them. I was like, damn. Well, that's probably why
Starting point is 00:32:36 Kanye ain't going crazy. Because he's like, well, I ain't never been to jail before. But this is the closest thing. I'm a clown in rec. I'm going to get my shit off in rec, bro bro cause these niggas is clowning bro
Starting point is 00:32:47 I said damn I'm top 100 I feel like you get locked up nigga double down on them rules I said y'all this ain't for us why they bring us here when I seen DA I ain't trying to call y'all shout out to DA man my boy he said
Starting point is 00:33:02 what we doing DA was shitty I was like fuck Coach Luke Go look at me He said Why the hell They got you here
Starting point is 00:33:11 I said shit They said We supposed to do a podcast Yo crazy ass What your ass Over here for He ain't got nothing to say Don't you tell
Starting point is 00:33:18 Another motherfucking story Nigga Shout out to them Big Big Luke The legend man Shout out to them Big Big Luke The legend Shout out to the Delta Hotel Hell nah
Starting point is 00:33:30 Be fun the Delta Hotel Shout out to the Delta Hotel My niggas walked in And was furious They tried to put us In the Delta Hotel I don't know No shade to the Delta
Starting point is 00:33:40 But that ain't where I can lay my head No all shade actually They didn't have no shades up That ain't my type of land bro then we shot to the old water yeah that's more of my speed out of pocket nba pa you don't gotta talk to mike but talk to me because when i walked in i felt disrespected because the dude was like i was like hey you know i'm here just my people just walked in Trying to get a room I was like what's your name
Starting point is 00:34:05 Brandon Hendricks said Damn Here you go right here Y'all was supposed to be here Room ready for me And everything bro So Y'all put us at the Delta
Starting point is 00:34:13 I know Because we only said We could stay for one day Yeah Delta was filthy That's probably why They shut our podcast time down A pod
Starting point is 00:34:21 Oh nigga Come and do this Wish 8 interview Hey I love The fact that A pod Oh nigga You come and do this Wish 8 interview Hey I love at the fact That nobody was being Hollywood But we all collectively Looked at this and said
Starting point is 00:34:31 Ain't no way we being here Nah I said Nobody had a shadow Everybody was like Fuck that I called be here So fast I can't
Starting point is 00:34:39 Where I arrived early I said be here When I called you I said be here Where are you Where are you Yeah that's why I declined the call I just be here When I called you I said be here Where are you? Where are you? Yeah that's why
Starting point is 00:34:46 I declined the call I just walked downstairs Cause I already knew Y'all was gonna be pissed But I just went over here I had to get out Of my other hotel early So but yeah
Starting point is 00:34:54 It's cool We appreciate the love though We got shout out to Taj Each one For sure Shout out to JP JP Try to make the best out of it
Starting point is 00:35:02 I ain't gonna hold you When we pulled up boy We seen the IHOP Across the street From the Denny's I said oh we are in bad real estate Nah not the gift The gift shop
Starting point is 00:35:11 In the middle of the IHOP In the Denny's With the Burger King behind I said And y'all motherfucking Uber driver Laughed at y'all Yeah he said you guys stay here I said god damn
Starting point is 00:35:21 Nah fuck that The worst part of the whole trip I had to sit in the fucking middle seat bro Oh it gets It gets greater Speak your piece King I was so shitty We had Tegan Jim Pop
Starting point is 00:35:33 Listen Listen I This ain't I ain't trying to act bougie y'all But I had never Really sat in the back of the plane before So I ain't really know The numbers go that high
Starting point is 00:35:44 So When I seen my you know my little whatever you call this shit yeah i asked mike i said what's what's 31e that was 41 y'all oh i was like what's that he was like oh they ain't switching might be playing now like oh they ain't switching it's crazy i was like wait hold on i'm going to go to the back He like yeah ain't no more seats Mike stop playing Alright Mike
Starting point is 00:36:10 My boy was in the middle So then I figured it out I'm like 31E I'm calculating my head I'm looking at the seats I'm counting the thing I'm like damn this shit go back kind of far Then I look white dude sitting there I'm like I know i ain't got the middle seat mike bust out rolling mike sitting in his seat like you want to switch nah nigga i was shitty the bitch
Starting point is 00:36:35 oh that was the highlight of my trip and i ain't never been here before i ain't never been there and then it was this lady crying baby was crying all the time you got the experience you got the for real i never want it again bro for sure that's my only pet peeve on the fly hey shut that baby up man i'll do every i'm gonna work as hard as i can i told you i'm gonna sit i work hard for the rest of my life not to sit in the back of the plane that's like when you take your badass son to scare straight to to the gym. My mama never, ever. Swear to God, bro. I said, I'm going to work hard as ever. So I don't have to sit back and.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I seen giving his third good Marshall speech. Talking about how hard he want to work. Nigga, we just got on the plane for an hour. You didn't really go through nothing, bro. I get too spoiled. But God damn. It really was just hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:21 It was a bad. It was a bad hour, bro. He walked out with the Tim Tebow speech. I'm going would work harder Nobody would outwork me Ever again I swear to God I swear to God
Starting point is 00:37:30 I was like I would do whatever I can to work harder bro I never want to sit Back there again bro My boy was traumatized Yeah bro I was nothing bro
Starting point is 00:37:39 Hell no I was nothing bro Shout out to the NBA PA though bro Y'all had the right niggas Trust me Trust me Trust me Just the wrong hotel
Starting point is 00:37:46 I ain't got That trauma's helping That scene Did this nigga Laugh the whole time Every time I look back This nigga crying in tears Then y'all
Starting point is 00:37:54 Hold on This is y'all family Fucking Mike says on the next Mind you This nigga booked us A layover So we had
Starting point is 00:38:01 I didn't Okay We had No you're responsible you and JP are going back and forth Mike says
Starting point is 00:38:08 you want to switch seats that boy's still in 47 he gonna text the chat you want to switch seats like he was in first class they got him sitting next to class I swear to God I thought y'all was about to upgrade We tried
Starting point is 00:38:28 I was crying when I saw you in the other seat I said I'm mic playing for real today Niggas got jokes today Man the airport was so crazy On our way there we got delayed The only good thing about the fucking travel airport Is we met Benny the Butcher
Starting point is 00:38:45 Shout out to Benny Oh man We was geek Yeah bro We met Benny Shout out to Benny We need an intern Videographer
Starting point is 00:38:51 Please y'all A lot of shit That don't be getting captured Cause we just be in the moment man We really need Cameras going Cause them Are each airport trip
Starting point is 00:39:01 Being a little adventurous Oh be hilarious bro Like the Uber rides, like, the getting rentals. DJ get... DJ going through security. Nigga! I could not put my phone
Starting point is 00:39:11 up fast enough. I would show up in the recording set. Oh, they found a Rosie. They found that Rosie. I got to vibrate through TSN. But I was crying.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Hey. This is my nigga. I love him. But he was so pissed I couldn't laugh in his face. I would crying This is my nigga I love him But he was so pissed I couldn't laugh In his face When I said this Pause
Starting point is 00:39:30 When I said this nigga Was rubbing DJ Pause That's crazy Oh that shit was funny bro That shit was terrible Hey remember When we went through
Starting point is 00:39:41 We first went through They was like They ain't even pat us down They was like Send us through Man I got PTSD This whole fucking trip And now I'm thinking about Sure they're trying to make me Check my bag on the way back Terrible. Hey, remember what we went through? We first went through. They was like, they ain't even pat us down. They was like, send us through. Man, man. Damn, I got PTSD this whole fucking trip.
Starting point is 00:39:50 And now I'm thinking about shorty trying to make me check my bag on the way back. Nigga was like, the thing went off. I said, what you mean, bro? And he points to the air. I said, bro, I know damn well you not on that. I know damn well you not on that. About to pat that nigga nuts, man. He said, you want to go on the back? I said, bro, if you don't pat me down, I'll get the fuck on you, freaky ass nigga.
Starting point is 00:40:07 That shit was crazy Turn around This on the way back home Yeah Yeah bro He sent her I said hey bro Pat me down so I can go bro Then we get about to get on the plane
Starting point is 00:40:14 They do DJ like on the whole He's like All I have is cameras in the back Oh yeah she Oh you from Arcario Yeah Oh I hold her Cause she was just like she's
Starting point is 00:40:26 like your bag is too big i said ma'am i've been flying the last two days and ain't nobody said nothing to me about this bag and before i could answer must take a sticker and slap my shit up boy we got in that hangar i took that shit off so quick i was like man i hope we get on this plane because i sure took all these stickers off oh my god man we had the craziest travel experience cameraman please y'all That was a funny experience This weekend was funny Oh fuck Man shout out to the Delta
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah R.I.P. to the logo Damn R.I.P. to the logo Jerry West R.I.P. man Damn he died Y'all serious Y'all be killing
Starting point is 00:40:57 Nah for real Only you kill people Yeah somebody said Mark Henry he's alive I'm glad you fought You overcame that bro He never He was about to have bro. He never had a coma. He never had a coma.
Starting point is 00:41:08 He was an RIP, Jerry. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. The logo. One of the greatest to ever do it. He got one of the coldest quotes ever, though. He was like, everybody talking about that dog.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I was a wolf because I used to eat dogs. Damn. That's crazy. For him to be the logo is fire. Yeah, that's hard. I've never been one of people that's just like, they should change it to Jordan. I'll leave the logo with it. It's the logo is fire. It is the logo alone.
Starting point is 00:41:35 It ain't like Jerry West one. Cold. He was cold. And his throwback jersey used to be elite. No, elite. The West Virginia one though. I ain't peep. The college one though I ain't peep The college one I ain't peep I ain't peep
Starting point is 00:41:48 I gotta tap in I used to want that Motherfucker bad Shout out to Jerry West For sure He was swaggy too Him and Pat Riley They swaggy too
Starting point is 00:41:56 I focused on them Definitely one of the Coldest Caucasians Damn bro like Damn he had to be like 80 or what 86 Damn
Starting point is 00:42:03 He had a good life You got him Pistol Pete Pete, some Dakotas. Yeah, get me out of here around that time. Yeah. About 85, 90, y'all don't get me out of here. So I respect it. That's long enough. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I want him to get to about 90, 88, 90. That's a good long life. That is good. Getting to 100 is crazy. Because what am I doing? You in the way. For sure. You're a hassle at this point.
Starting point is 00:42:24 My grandma I ain't trying to kill you baby She 104 Shout out to granny So you still doing your thing But If I'm scooting and shit like that Nah
Starting point is 00:42:32 Scooting is crazy Yeah I'm cool bro But shout out to him though bro The Father's Day 100 celebration is crazy Yeah Yeah That's dope though Like Paul George and them
Starting point is 00:42:42 Got like a podcast with him Like recently Yeah You can go tap in and listen to Cause he had a lot of jewels And the dope part about him Is his like Yeah That's dope though Like Paul George And them got like A podcast with him Like recently Yeah Go tap in and listen to Cause he had a lot of jewels And the dope part about him Is his like How he like
Starting point is 00:42:50 Orchestrated a lot of stuff That happened behind the scenes At the NBA Yeah Being a part of a couple Dynasties and building them Like that shit's fire Getting Kobe and Shaq together
Starting point is 00:42:57 Mm-hmm He did Some of the stuff with the Warriors Well he made a trade That helped the Warriors tremendously Mm-hmm That's crazy Yeah he Yeah he gotta leave the logo now Gotta leave it He was a basketball genius stuff with the Warriors. Well, he made a trade that helped the Warriors tremendously. That's crazy. Yeah, he
Starting point is 00:43:05 got to leave the logo now. He was a basketball genius. I don't know who else could be the fucking logo. The only person I could think of was the Jordan logo just because how universal that is. The money behind that is the reason why that can't happen because that would have to merge two crazy brands. Nobody even has
Starting point is 00:43:21 a tight logo, though, for the NBA stand. Nah, that's the perfect logo for the league. Hey, don't touch it. Don't do nothing with it. I don't even know who else got a logo with the NBA's silhouette. I mean, if you look at everybody else's logo, I wouldn't want that shit. Like, it ain't too many people doing crazy shit and that stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Like, LeBron Duncan or some shit like that. Shaq? Nah, after Shaq being in Walmart, ain't no way I want that logo to be an NBA logo. I ain't making fun of Shaq, bro. I fuck After Shaq being in Walmart Ain't no way I want that logo To be an NBA logo I would hate this I ain't making fun of Shaq I fuck with Shaq Oh of course But that logo No I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:43:51 I like Shaq's logo I don't know if that's Fitting for the NBA Nah Cause it's so simple bro It's small But it's too meaningful That's the perfect logo
Starting point is 00:44:00 It's perfect bro If it ain't broke Don't break it Yeah for sure I know you don't go to the movies But Bad Boys you go peeping I went to go see bro How you feel about it
Starting point is 00:44:07 It was good You could tell like Something happened to Martin Like at the beginning of the movie He was talking Moving kind of normal And then by the end Of that motherfucking
Starting point is 00:44:16 He was Like that last scene I'm like Something happened Hey man Was he high Nah Nah He just was talking. Like, that last scene at the cookout where they was like, he trying to get this chicken.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Like, he going to put the chicken on the grill and shit? Hey, bro, he look like he was fighting some shit. Yeah, I'm like, bro, something ain't right, bro. I like the movie. I do, too. I like the movie. I fucked with it. Now, I've seen a lot of people get that movie a 10 out of 10, 9 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I'm not quite there. I enjoyed the fuck out of the movie. The beginning was very slow. Spoiler alert. It was very slow. But I enjoyed it. 10 out of 10 not out of 10 i'm not quite there i enjoyed the fuck out of the movie the beginning was very slow spoiler was very slow but i enjoyed it what's your beef with it though i've not given it was very very slow the cinematography aspect of that movie is phenomenal the shots and shit that shit is crazy but yeah man i know that they said they tried to let martin be the like star in this situation. I don't know how I feel about that. Still a good movie.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Please go see it. It's definitely worth the opinions for sure. But the Martin performance in this movie just wasn't it for me. Like you said, it looked like. Nah, at the beginning, he was straight. He was straight. But at the beginning of the movie, it was slow. But throughout the movie, it looked like he kind of progressed in some situations.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Peace to whatever he got going on. He said he didn't have a stroke So I don't know What that could be He just was talking Super slow now And it just wasn't the same Like at the beginning
Starting point is 00:45:30 He still was kind of like Firing his jokes Kind of quick Yeah And at the end Like that last little scene Where they had The cookout
Starting point is 00:45:36 He was just Kind of moving Kind of slow But it was still a good movie I gave it I give it an 8 9 Oh for sure
Starting point is 00:45:42 Definitely 8 Boyline 9 I'll say niggas Like 10 out of 10 One one of the best ones. Chill the fuck out. It was a good ass movie, though. I ain't going to hate on it. For sure, but you're not saying that's the top.
Starting point is 00:45:50 It's not in the top two. No, it's just because they ain't the same, though. Martin is hella funny in one. He was the main character to me in one, even though Will Smith did all the stunts and shit or whatever. No, Martin was way funnier in one. Yeah, but what's crazy is that that was Martin movie. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Like, it seemed like it would be Will Smith movie, but Martin brought Will on, so it's kind of crazy. And if you look at that time period, like, even with, like, Blue Streak and them other movies, I know as time progressed, Martin was in them action films. Mm-hmm. And that's one thing I think we miss a lot, too. We don't have too many people. I mean, not too many, but them action films we have we have from like borderline people that was rappers and entertainers and comedians that shit like used to be hella impactful like the eddie murphys and shit like that like the kevin hart's in the main doing that but they're doing the live stream and shit which is
Starting point is 00:46:35 way funnier uh him and drewski that cost and i stream was fucking hilarious bro this is funny bro if you can watch that and tell me that kevin hart's not funny you just a hater bro you may not like the movies or the stuff that he does Kevin Hart is fucking funny bro Nah he funny as shit bro Also Kevin Hart dropped Like three action movies In the last year
Starting point is 00:46:51 And you don't give a fuck I watched that I fuck a ride along Shout out to Q I like ride along It was cool Man in Toronto But did we need a ride along too?
Starting point is 00:47:02 Yes bro In Miami Fire bro Hey I'm all about Niggas running their bags But I love movies though Yeah I'm a movie guy too But that
Starting point is 00:47:12 Shout out to Bad Boys man If you ain't seen it Definitely go see that shit It's definitely worth it They gonna do another one too How y'all feel about Adrian Broner Probably saying what he feel
Starting point is 00:47:20 Don't do that to AB Shout out to AB man Probably saying what he feel He feel good He feel like Martin He back smiling again He feel like Martin It's crazy
Starting point is 00:47:32 He feel like Martin And not Luther That's crazy bro My man got Man AB get well soon man Get well soon Tough fight He
Starting point is 00:47:42 He didn't He wasn't prepared for that fight like that you know he lost his trainer yeah but he had that it was just a tough fight bro but i mean he can bounce back for sure i think he can lock in a little more for sure i'm glad my nigga got that bag and i've seen his post uh and fuck everybody in them comments Cause uh Somebody sent it to me Cause I read the comments I'm like don't do AB like that AB my dog
Starting point is 00:48:09 Shout out to AB But they They was saying some funny stuff In them comments but Nah I mean He a fighter He got out there and fought That's a tough
Starting point is 00:48:17 That's a tough job Tough business bro Nah it's It's not easy at all Nah I ain't I ain't signing up for that So I ain't got nothing but respect For people who go out in the ring and fight.
Starting point is 00:48:26 So I ain't really got no jokes for them. Boxers and UFC, y'all different. Yeah. Especially UFC. For you to wake up and take a kick to the head, bro, you different. I don't want no smoke. Getting in the ring and nigga trying to punch your teeth out, for real? Bro, and elbow you to death, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Yeah, I'm straight. But I think they're going to do a bad boy spinoff with the step with the stepson and the son he was filthy hey shout out to call duty yeah he was filthy you ain't seen it he don't go to the movies i've been last time i've been to the movies where i've seen a great classic uh straight out of copter god damn nigga you ain't been to the movie since the pandemic no it was before that I know I used to sneak in my Qdoba Yeah Nigga eating Qdoba in the movies
Starting point is 00:49:10 Is crazy NWA Yeah it's I mean 2015 Yeah My daughter was one You ain't been to the movie
Starting point is 00:49:18 In almost 10 years Yeah the grand The movie food is trash Like I usually enjoy the nacho If you eat If you eat in the movies You you're just a greedy motherfucker. Talk about lesbian.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Because you can wait. Real food? The movie is only like an hour. So for you to sit there and just order at the concession stand. Yeah, you ain't been to the movie in a long time. I'm going to fuck with this two hours. Well, I mean two, gracefully or whatever. But I'm just saying, with that in mind, I can wait, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Or I'm going to just bring my own shit in. I've never ever in my life, even shout out to the the dollar movies i never even brought anything at the concession stand you ain't never bought no popcorn no i don't eat popcorn bro it's childish god damn i love popcorn yeah you didn't go to the movies you ain't get no popcorn i'll get nachos and cheese popcorn i don't know bro you childish bro i do yeah like i feel like And a drink You know why I told y'all Y'all remember my Pop off story Where I told y'all
Starting point is 00:50:07 I go into bed I take my shirt off I sit down I eat And cut on something On the TV So I feel like When I go to the movies
Starting point is 00:50:14 I want that same experience But I leave my clothes on That's a filthy That's a freaky You can go to one It just I mean I have movies Probably that one
Starting point is 00:50:21 That used to be across From Lafayette Square That was filthy Don't do Georgetown I ain't go to that movie You ain't never go to Georgetown I got a neck dinner In that one That used to be across From Lafayette Square That was filthy Don't do Georgetown I ain't go to that movie theater You ain't never go to Georgetown I got a neck dinner In that motherfucker for sure
Starting point is 00:50:28 Man that motherfucker Smelled like That and that other one What's the other one That bring your food That motherfucker stinks so bad Oh Studio Movie Girl Man
Starting point is 00:50:36 They got shut down last year Oh yeah They deserved it One of the stinkiest places I've ever been to watch a movie There's better movie theaters I was gonna say You might wanna go to the movies now
Starting point is 00:50:44 Cause they have like Real kitchens at these places now Like you'll enjoy. I was going to say, you might want to go to the movies now because they have real kitchens at these places now. You'll enjoy the food. Oh, well, the shit didn't get upgraded then. The movies that we used to go to, I'm telling y'all, y'all can't tell me where you had real cuisine at a movie theater. Oh, no. Not at your local AMC or other places. Pike concession stands.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Popcorn, nachos, and cheese. You probably get a little bit of cheese. Y'all remember when I told you about that singer that sat right me yeah atlanta yeah they got good food in that one okay shout out to me yo that wasn't me yo nigga it was the dream it wasn't the dream right now allegation it wasn't a dream either i ain't tell you what it was but it wasn't either one of them niggas No Nah but movie theater food is trash y'all Look fuck y'all I guarantee you motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:51:30 Watching this on YouTube I guarantee you niggas take Their own food to the movies bro There are people who do that bro But niggas take burritos I've definitely took pot pies In the movies nigga I've took We used to go when I was On my real date shit go eat And then go in the movies, nigga. I took, we used to go, when I was on my real day shit, go eat and then go to the movies.
Starting point is 00:51:48 The leftovers was definitely going to the movies, bro. So, are you wearing hoodies or jackets? You're just walking in with a box of your hands in the movie? Nah, bro, hoodie, jacket, well, it depend on the weather. So, you tucking the pot pies in your coat? Well, this is, I'm going to give y'all a movie trick. And, you know, I'm not trying to fuck up our future sponsors. Maybe a movie theater want to sponsor us. But I'm going to tell y'all a movie trick And you know I'm not trying to fuck up
Starting point is 00:52:06 Our future sponsors Maybe a movie theater Want to sponsor us But I'm gonna tell y'all How to steal Well not really steal But kinda Take
Starting point is 00:52:14 This is I ain't never went this extreme Only one time Get a baby seat Get a baby seat Put the What you gonna call it over The cover
Starting point is 00:52:24 Oh nigga you can go crazy You can have a picnic In a motherfucking movie theater Cause they never ever Get a baby seat. Put the, what you want to call it over? The cover? Oh, nigga, you can go crazy. You can have a picnic in a motherfucking movie theater. Because they never, ever, when have you ever been checked in the security? By security at the movie theaters. That's why motherfuckers are shooting that bitch up like Grand Theft Auto. Because when you walk in, you go right in that bitch. But the thing that's funny is, you got to go to a black movie theater to do that. Because a white movie theater is going to want to see the baby.
Starting point is 00:52:44 They're going to open gonna open up Oh she's Damn She's a six piece That's not one white person Touched my most loved kid Damn you got Jaggers in there First of all Any random person
Starting point is 00:52:54 I ain't even putting that On white people Any random person To come on Let me see the baby Is out of pocket For sure Alright then
Starting point is 00:52:59 So we're gonna do that And then Nigga if you got a bunch of kids Could you imagine Going to the movies And paying for everybody Some popcorn A slushie
Starting point is 00:53:07 All that shit's inflated bro Like the gas station Oh no I definitely sneak So why not just stop At Chick-fil-A bro Take the baby seat If you with a group of kids bro And walk in with that motherfucker bro
Starting point is 00:53:17 And they pass the plate around Everybody get their Chick-fil-A sauce Polynesian And y'all just sit down And relax bro I know I'm not the only nigga that take food in the movie theater. I have too, but you- Oh, damn, niggas.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Because the candy shit, that's not enough, bro. Well, I didn't have a whole fucking burrito. But I had some stuff I wanted to have in the movie theater. And then if you taking a shorty, damn, bitch, bring your big purse. You know what time it is if you're going out with me. Oh, yeah. Y'all got to be locked in and do that. Because if you do that off the rip- Yeah, them little bitty purses ain't the shit. For sure, bro. The first link you tell her, hey, put yeah Y'all gotta be locked in And do that Cause if you do that Off the rim
Starting point is 00:53:45 Many persons ain't the shit For sure bro The first link you tell her Hey put this in your purse Bring the tote bag Yo girl ain't solid nigga If she's not bringing The tote bag to the movies
Starting point is 00:53:53 If your girl don't stop And get snacks for y'all Before the movies She's out of pocket bro Leave her Me and P actually enjoy Getting the popcorn Oh my god
Starting point is 00:54:01 She do a whole little Popcorn trick Put the salt The right way Put the straw Inside the popcorn Put the straw Inside the popcorn So the butter
Starting point is 00:54:10 Can get to the bottom too I don't know I guess bro That's actually kind of smart Yeah I did a science project On that in fifth grade That's crazy
Starting point is 00:54:17 No wait a minute Default guy I was at 109 Fifth grade There we go I know I know P Brought some motherfucking
Starting point is 00:54:26 Food and candy P has brought Candy inside The movie theater Before She has not always Hit the bar bro I'm hitting the gas station
Starting point is 00:54:34 For sure She hitting the bar Every time I just can't take A whole plate of food I'm hitting the gas station She get raising nuts We just snuck
Starting point is 00:54:39 Liquor bottles in there Niggas got lit In the movies bro They got bars At the movie theater Yeah No not Hendrix Bar, bro. You're not buying a whole bottle
Starting point is 00:54:48 of Grey Goose, nigga, at the fucking movie theater. If I walk in the movie and see a nigga drinking Grey Goose, I'm leaving. I'm talking about back then when we was young, bro. You see a nigga with a bottle of Goose
Starting point is 00:54:57 in the movie theater. I'm drinking Grey Goose. Like, I know I'm not the only one. They gonna fuck with me on that one. You walking in with a baby seat to Two Ticks of Bad Boys're walking in with a baby seat. Two ticks of bad boys, so you have a baby. She's free, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:10 She sleep. Or get cute. They can get one of them little car seats and shit. Bro, you can go crazy in them because they got a bunch of compartments. Niggas never check those, bro. Because all you do is fold it up, set it to the side, bro. Man, I'm on that great goose. Movie trips. Movie trips Movie tricks Brandon Hendricks
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Starting point is 00:58:49 Hear about the long history of sex testing women athletes on Tested, a new series from CBC and NPR's Embedded podcast. Listen to all episodes on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, did y'all see the shorty who got upset because she got her first car and it was like an old ass Buick? She was like, I'm an honor roll student. I'm about to be a junior next year. Why y'all give me this weak ass car? I feel
Starting point is 00:59:15 it though. I don't, bro. That's been the girl consistent. Is she grateful for it or is she out of pocket? She's out of pocket, bro. If your mom and them getting you a Buick like drive the car hoe like drive the car don't fucking say why you give me this weak ass car she's been doing everything right bro i probably can't afford it bro well just don't i might teach you a lesson this is from this is from a person that went through that just don't give me shit bro i'll just drive y'all cars bro
Starting point is 00:59:45 No You don't have that option bro as a kid I need that option cause bro No bro you don't pay no bills in this motherfucker I've been doing everything right bro No bro you supposed to go to school get good grades bro That's like me getting a pat on the back for taking care of my kids bro No bro
Starting point is 01:00:02 I feel what you're saying bro but just don't bring me a car bro I'm more embarrassed taking care of my kids bro I feel what you're saying bro But just don't bring me a car bro I'm more embarrassed now How? Nigga You got wheels fam In 2024 Okay what is it? 03 Buick
Starting point is 01:00:12 It was silver Had little character flaws On the inside or the outside? On the outside Had a little bit But it was all silver She's like damn I thought I was going to slide
Starting point is 01:00:21 Something a little bit better Our generation's like We don't give a fuck shit We rolling It don't matter But 2024 you got to at least get her Old teen You probably could get her a teen but I don't know
Starting point is 01:00:32 Her mama's situation that car is probably passed Down bro Since your first car you got to figure it out You can't get nobody's car that's older than them at this point Nah you can bro because kids Like kids are spoiled y'all know these kids Are pieces of shit now bro They have no
Starting point is 01:00:47 Work ethic At all bro But she doing everything right Yeah you just going to school You might be a diso At the crib You might be trifling at home We don't know what
Starting point is 01:00:56 Saying Oh I'll get on a roll You supposed to do that Helfer You might She might be a And I don't know this little girl They said she was cool though
Starting point is 01:01:04 They said like she cool You know what I'm saying she gets her shit but because i know a lot of smart kids that's trifling and a motherfucker at home bro that's gonna piss me off more like or i'm trying to teach you like work ethic or responsibility work your way get you a summer job i might fuck with you on the back end well tell me that before you purchase the car get a summer job and help me get a better car okay bet we can go ahead i hate ungrateful ass kids bro that's just don't give me no car bro if you're gonna give me all three you keep wanting to go places yeah you asking she probably swim dance want to get freaked on all kind of bro with her want a boyfriend to pull up a movie night like y'all popcorn bullshit like
Starting point is 01:01:45 i'm just saying bro it's a lot when you're a teenager what you're trying to do just tell me that but beforehand like we're gonna get you a car that's the best we can get unless you get a job and we can go have on something i play uber now nigga that shit's the worst yeah i was gonna say that car one more year i can see you want to upgrade but if a motherfucker buy you a car that's running like i can see if it's putt putting going out on his way out bro oh three i'm gonna damn about that i mean yeah it's but it's a buick too that's your life i'm sure like honda they last he die but hey if a bring you a car home you be like i'm cool i bet y'all never buy your car again bob is getting spoiled of course because he get my car but i ain't about to buy that i wouldn't
Starting point is 01:02:23 buy that no new car But if you bought him The 2012 The 2012 Nissan He'd be like I'm cool I need something I need something out of the pocket It's 2012 nigga
Starting point is 01:02:30 He You older You older than the car God put that on his heart now Never say that to me But I I wouldn't buy nobody A car older than me
Starting point is 01:02:39 Older than them though That's just me Was your car older than you? Hell yeah I'm telling you I went through it my first car uh mine was no it's the same age as me all right yeah i was born in the 80s yeah mine was two years behind but my shit my first car was heat i was born in 87 bro no way my car
Starting point is 01:02:58 i was fortunate growing up though my car was 88 yeah i had an 88 i drove a crisis 300 and i had a 07 van too so i'm saying so we we were straight i come from great beginnings but i'm saying if your parents can't fucking afford to get you man you got wheels ride that motherfucker i'm out of pocket if orion got a car and it's a 2002 i mean that case is on bro no i don't give a fuck What the situation is bro I feel like It depends on the situation If that's what you got That's what you got
Starting point is 01:03:30 Like Even if you Even if you was like To teach a lesson To learn a lesson Yes bro You were 99 No
Starting point is 01:03:36 It worked I'm setting him up for failure This shit's gonna break down And then This is how you fix your problems No Cause now that's my problem this is what fuck i ain't got shit already obviously you got another car i would rather
Starting point is 01:03:50 i would rather the kid be safe and like knowing this shit work than him trying to teach a lesson like the motherfucking axle brake easy as hell he had a pothole and this nigga dead now or some shit this nigga didn't kill nobody ever died off an axle you a goddamn lot of pick apart and grab dead now or some shit. Give him a good one. This nigga done killed somebody. I'm just saying, bro. Nobody ever died off an axle. Shit, you a goddamn liar. I'm going to pick apart and grab the oldest car
Starting point is 01:04:09 you can find. I'm just saying, that's what they did. But you didn't say put him in 99. That's crazy. Nigga done dead for 30 years old.
Starting point is 01:04:17 O'Reilly was born in 2009, bro. So you can give him I guess a 06 Impala and he's straight. You put him in a 06 Impala A white one Nah bro I gave him a 2010 Impala
Starting point is 01:04:32 Because you're fortunate enough to present that to him Nah cause them motherfuckers is for sale right now But in your I don't think y'all How much is a 2010 Impala going for right now 4 or 5 grand If this girl's getting an o3 buett for her parents come on bro what are we talking about 2011 for three come on bro they out of pocket
Starting point is 01:04:53 for all three bro i don't everybody don't have three thousand dollars to you they do bro nah i think if you buy the car bro you got three thousand nine this is this is why i'll be like how much is the o Buick Buick? Because they are fucking insane. You bought a $600 car like my parents did. Because it costs us more to get the muffler fixed on my car than buy the car. Sort of got it. I don't know if it's 03, but this is much funnier.
Starting point is 01:05:16 $5,400. Pristine. So now it's an Elite. This motherfucker's a legend car. My fault. You got history over there. $5,000 legend car. Orion's going legend car. Motherfucker. You got history over there. $5,000 electric car. Orion's going to die.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Just saying. Five Benz, bro. Talking about the axle. That motherfucker's going to stop immediately on 465. Think about the Tesla now in 10 years. That's what she got, bro. Yeah, you get a Tesla in 10 years. If she gave,
Starting point is 01:05:40 if P gave her Tesla right now, 10 years from now, bro, he got shit out of pocket, bro. That motherfucker update is going to be silly. That motherfucker is going to be the first eye fold of that bitch. That motherfucker is going to be doing this when you try to start it. I said P ain't out of pocket if that car is still up and running. Man,
Starting point is 01:05:54 do you know how fucked this, that shit going to be slow? That motherfucker is just going to stop for no reason. I just don't think everybody's parents got a $3,000. They definitely don't. For a car, bro. They definitely don't.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Fuck no, T. You can't think like that, If you buying your kids a car, bro, you got $ definitely don't for a car bro no t you can't think you're buying your kids a car bro you got three thousand dollars for it bro it ain't no way you're going to the lot and being like i'm being for real it's not i don't know how to sit in the back of the plane no i'm saying you out of pocket if you're talking about buying your kid a car and you're going there for five hundred dollars like we're we Better go find a car but they do on auto Trader bro you can't You're a bad parent
Starting point is 01:06:27 You're a bad parent If you go to any Car line say yo we about to go get our kid A $500 car and they just start driving bro You out of pocket bro So you got a used 2007 Mitsubishi Endeavor for $500 Right here that shit breaking down tomorrow
Starting point is 01:06:43 $198,000 $19 198,000 miles. Come on. Nigga, that's a semi-truck. See, that's how I know this nigga really don't be tapped into vehicles. That fucking 09 Impala, nigga,
Starting point is 01:06:57 every drug dealer in the fucking Indianapolis drove that bitch. And that nigga probably got 200,000 miles on it. Guar know bro you're not telling me bro he got went crazy off the balance no nigga actually that old ass car is more durable than that impala i didn't say it wasn't i just said i'm not fucking with no car hey he just called y'all bad parents bro you go to the your bad parent bro We have to be If you go to the lot
Starting point is 01:07:26 And get Reese a car You go You go with $500 In your pocket Say we about to go Find you a whip Bro I swear to God DJ I said
Starting point is 01:07:32 DJ go home bro Let that nigga Keep riding the bus You out of pockets bro Listen if you only have $500 I don't think you need a car You don't drive
Starting point is 01:07:40 You don't drive nowhere And go on nobody's lot Anything under Anything $1,500 and below That is an internet search That is a pull up to your house That is Craigslist But for you to only have $500
Starting point is 01:07:54 That is nigga no You don't go to no lot And say hey Motherfucker don't go to Toyota And be like I got five What y'all gonna do for me
Starting point is 01:08:02 That's basically what y'all do You got a family member with a car Your mom bought your car Off a nigga down the street Yeah Exactly It said a for sale sign Hey that motherfucker was fucked up
Starting point is 01:08:12 Alright bro But I'm saying though That bitch got you to where you Needed to go Nigga that's cause I was a boy Now imagine you got a daughter That's the girl they talking about How we know
Starting point is 01:08:20 That's what I think it is a little different What's funny It was a girl. If you go to the lot with $500, what are you going to get? Besides the fuck out. My point. But people don't pull up to cars.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Y'all not being live. I know what you're saying. I'm just saying a used car lot. That's a neighborhood. I go past garage sale pickup. We got a for sale sign. Back when we was growing up in Lafayette Square, all them cars that used to be in the parking lot used to have for sale signs on them. Yeah, I'm not saying you can't go find a car
Starting point is 01:08:45 But i'm just saying you pulling up to a house with 500 in your pocket like yeah, we're gonna get that one That's how much it costs. I'm just saying baby girl gonna get right in there. She's gonna be safe in this No, bro, it's your daughter too. You already know something wrong with this car I don't see with these times of today. Everybody's equal bro, especially if she who you just like you just like bob Next next next change these tires no them tires bought on the 500 for real oh i know them because i believe i believe studs should move furniture or change shout out to drewski get the studs hey get the studs that was crazy all right we'll get out of here jj still getting a leg or drop
Starting point is 01:09:23 i don't know It's interesting I don't know how I feel About being second fiddle You know what? Shout out to Shams Because you know what? I'm saying it wrong Shams, right?
Starting point is 01:09:34 Shams, my fault, Shams I'm out of pocket He been flexing on Woj Basically saying Yeah, you reported that shit But how true was it? I wonder what plays You know, they got
Starting point is 01:09:43 The insider Be crazy as hell But hey man I don't know if that was true Cause that offer That they offered him Wasn't shit He had a better offer
Starting point is 01:09:50 From Kentucky I'm like Are we sure that's a real offer Cause I feel like J.J. was to the front Of it the whole time Cause that report Came out of fucking nowhere
Starting point is 01:09:59 Yeah I thought y'all said The nigga got the job And they said It was finalizing That's what I was going And then the next day Boom
Starting point is 01:10:06 Woj ma And that fucked everything up Because everybody was in confusion But I don't know It just didn't seem like They didn't really want that job It didn't seem like
Starting point is 01:10:12 The Lakers were looking To actually get him As a head coach I don't know what happened In actualities But it just didn't look right To get him You probably had to get him
Starting point is 01:10:18 20 a year That's crazy Like a three year 60 But he won a five year Damn You gotta get him 20 a year for sure. Because he was already getting off for 10. So you're going to have to at least make it 12, 13, 14, 15.
Starting point is 01:10:30 You got to make it something crazy. Yeah, something OC. Damn, bro. 20 for three. Because you got to think he going from college. All his adjustments is going to be way different. NBA nigga, you can't talk to me like you talk to a college student. Under no circumstances.
Starting point is 01:10:43 I make more money than you. I've been doing this longer than you. You ain't even to me like you talk to a college student. Under no circumstances. I make more money than you. I've been doing this longer than you. You ain't even did an NBA game. You don't know nothing about the way the NBA work. I'm not about to be running bleachers and shit. It don't work like that. And you ain't even been adjusted to that. So he was going to have a rude awakening.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Especially. At least make it work for my while. That's a tough job too. I was going to say the franchise. I think if he went to Charlotte and did that, that so be it you know what i'm saying you can you can test your theories you are not doing that with that franchise you're not doing that with lebron james and for them to sit there and act like that they couldn't really afford him i'm like if y'all can't afford their list stop y'all lying but i'm interested to see what's gonna
Starting point is 01:11:22 happen i think jj still gonna get that that job I mean If JJ get it now He got a blueprint Like alright Y'all was willing to give him Whatever that number was But they're going to be like You unproven Yeah
Starting point is 01:11:33 He was too Yeah In the NBA Facts Touche But he got chips though Name a college coach That really had a lot of success
Starting point is 01:11:42 In the NBA That had a lot of success In the NBA I mean Calipari Trash Rich Pitino Trash Most recently Look, college coach that really had a lot of success. Had a lot of success in the NBA. I mean. John Calipari. Trash. Rich Pitino.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Trash. Most recently, John Belon. Trash. Billy Donovan. He had some success, but he ain't one of them. He ain't, but he's probably been the best transition. Yeah, he been solid, but he dealt with, like, he moved different. You can even tell. He don't even act like them.
Starting point is 01:12:03 Yeah. The other ones was like Very about me Like Even Dan Hurley Like He a great coach But like It's about him
Starting point is 01:12:10 Oh for sure It's the UConn way This is how we do it at UConn Kentucky It was about Kentucky You gonna do it how Cal do it We gonna get you to the league But it's about me
Starting point is 01:12:19 That shit don't translate Nah I can see that I think that The last college coach I feel like who could make A smooth transition to that was Jay Wright. I feel like somebody like him who kind of like, I mean, sits in a place, but his ego don't overstep stuff.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Like you said, the ego of a lot of them coaches would hinder them from talking to grown-ass men who make a woman what they do. Yeah, like, bro, I watch, because I coach high school, Dan Hurley, one of my favorite coaches to watch and listen to. Dan Hurley One of my favorite coaches To like watch And like listen to I YouTube him all the time Because of the way He can get kids
Starting point is 01:12:46 And young men To like adapt to the culture And like to buy in Kind of like military style It's amazing But I'm 36 years old And you come in And you like
Starting point is 01:12:55 I don't give a fuck What you think Man Get me out of here I end up slapping buddy bro You crazy as hell You about to yell at me Bro what
Starting point is 01:13:03 No sir I got kids What you talking about You know what I mean about to yell at me Bro what No sir I got kids What you talking about You know what I mean You recruit my kids Yeah like what you talking about Like nah Nah they'll be interested man
Starting point is 01:13:11 I think they gonna Obviously they With the Draft and stuff Coming soon They gonna make a decision I think probably right after the finals We'll probably
Starting point is 01:13:17 If it is JJ's We think it is I think we'll hear Probably by the end of the finals Yeah that'd be cool For sure Before we get out of here I mean this episode drops tomorrow So so we're going to see who
Starting point is 01:13:27 y'all got at game three going back home. Dallas. Dallas. Good night. I think Dallas might give a good effort tonight. I hope they do so we can have some type of exciting series. It's been a letdown. The conference finals have been better than this.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Yeah, for sure. Which is crazy, but that's how it works sometimes. But all right, be here. Tell the people they can grab some merch. Shopclub520.com, baby. For sure. Tag us. BTD, by the dough.
Starting point is 01:13:49 You wearing some heat tag. We'll repost it if it's nice. If not, we're going to let you know about yourself. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, they be tagging you in the craziest pictures. I don't be getting them, though. I think my shit might be paused. He might be too full.
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