Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Nikola Jokic becoming GOAT NBA center on Nuggets, Jordan Poole celebration
Episode Date: December 9, 2024We’re back with Season 3, Episode 14 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys react to Nikola Jokic’s MVP start to the NBA season, and debate where he ranks on the all-time centers list. If Jok...ic can notch his fourth MVP, that puts him in a class with only LeBron James, Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, Bill Russell, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The guys then react to Jordan Poole’s viral celebration with the Washington Wizards, as well as debate whether it’s out of pocket for Kendrick Lamar to add two shows in Drake’s home city of Toronto for his upcoming tour. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, man, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 podcast.
I'm the host, my man DJ Will Sang.
Gang with me to my left.
I got my dog, Bishop B.
He in out the pearlies.
How you was, Nasty?
Cool and nasty.
What's happening?
Chillin', chillin', man.
I see you in the black 14s today.
No black forces.
You still a little grimy though.
Oh yeah, you know, I just threw these on today.
I've been in this outfit all day. So it's cool.
My boy outside trapping, getting to it.
Holidays, you know what I'm saying?
Facts.
Yeah, I'm about done Christmas shopping too, bro.
Don't have no kids, y'all. Please.
I ain't even started.
Last year cost, bro.
Y'all started, I ain't even started.
I'm about done.
I started today and I got about two more things
that's gonna be coming in the mail.
I'm done.
I made a mistake of going to the mall today.
Nope, I would not be at the mall until after a year.
I got a bike car, some shit, some little motor car,
go-kart type shit.
So you got a little shorty, so they be having stuff
you gotta put together.
Yeah, she need like a eight to 12 go-kart or some shit.
Fuck, I ain't got no room for that motherfucker.
Man, that's crazy.
It's like, Childs, you know what I'm saying?
We used to get the game consoles and shit like that.
We had to plug that in, but having stuff
that you act like doll houses and stuff,
you have to physically put together for them to open.
Childs, a fat ass buck.
He come put all my shit together.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
I'll be damned if I put together a doll house, nigga.
That motherfucker come with a thousand pieces.
You got a task rep to come put the Christmas gifts together.
My gifts are straight money.
I hand money to motherfuckers.
Motherfuckers said,
that shit ain't even thoughtful no more.
I said, damn, y'all getting ungrateful.
I was gonna bring this up.
I'm glad we here.
I mean, it's just my dog, surely.
I have a problem with that.
How y'all feel about gift cards as gifts?
Yeah, I'm cool. I took that sign man back in the day in a heartbeat. That's a thoughtful nigga. I have a problem with that. How y'all feel about gift cards as gifts? Yeah, I'm cool.
I took that sign man back in the day in a heartbeat.
That's a great gift.
People talk about that, that's thoughtless.
I had everything though.
I didn't give a fuck.
I don't want toys and shit like that, bro.
If I can go to the mall with a thousand cards, cool.
Me too.
I'll take money over all that.
But if you give a gorilla card,
that's probably, you probably feel the way.
Because it ain't thoughtful.
Yeah, I feel that. You put a thousand dollars on thousand dollars on assignment gift card. She might be shitty. You might just hand her the cash. Yeah
I might do it just to be petty though. Yes, you gotta have a balance
So now hold on you ain't no way to spend all that
You ain't give me too much that many options though. You put the gift card only can go here
No, not assignment is what's happening.
It's a Visa.
You can go to a different Simon mall.
Yeah.
But maybe I wanted to go to the fashion mall.
She can't use that.
Maybe I wanted to go to Keystone.
Well, yeah, we put 500, 500.
Play Tetris, bitch.
Get cold.
Now listen, my mom had a bar.
She said, I ain't getting nobody nothing,
but I'm getting D to ass gift card.
I said, oh, you did something right there.
Not as far.
I need to get a hundred dollar door to ass gift card,
it's up.
Oh, that shit blown in the first day.
Okay, so that's probably one and a half meals
if you do it right, but shit, that's still love.
Yeah, now girl, gifting girls and gifting dudes
is two totally different things though, bro.
If you bitching about a gift like that, you out of pocket as a nigga, though, bro. If you bitchin' about a gift like that,
you out of pocket as a nigga, bro, on Christmas.
If the money, though, if she give you money,
you like, no, it wasn't thoughtful.
Like, why don't you give me that Balenciaga hoodie
that I beg for?
Let's go buy it, my nigga.
I don't be, like, girls do be trippin' on shit like that,
though, like, you just give them $1,000,
and they be like, you know I wanted that Louis wallet. They probably don't have it no more. Well
Probably don't
To my right my dog young nacho young tig, how you were brother chillin bro, uh, coolin actually, uh
My parents-in-law got me these.
This is my Christmas gift from them.
I didn't know that until Paula told me.
They messed with how I grabbed you
the wool tights for Christmas?
Yeah, shout out to them, man.
That's it.
They in Honduras, so I won't be able to see them.
But I appreciate it.
Damn, turned up.
Shout out to the Honduras followers,
you know what I'm saying?
You can get a text one of them.
Thank you.
I ain't got that number.
That's a random, uh, supporter. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing.
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I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing And it's lit on me. I don't know where they at.
I just seen they had those on the island.
Damn, it's fire.
Shout out to the Christmas shoes.
Did y'all ever get any other fire Christmas shoes
y'all can remember?
Oh, the 11s, white and black,
whatever they was called when we was kids.
Autoconc words.
Yeah, that's all.
Damn, that's a firehouse Christmas shoe.
Yeah.
Speaking of the 11s, man,
a lot of people think it's time for Jordan Brand to go to the drawing board
with the shoe game, because we looking now,
like the Colombians came out, you know,
shouldn't have had a shock drop and everything,
but I went to the Nike store this weekend,
and these people are already returning them.
Like, I ain't never seen-
I ain't returning mine, sell them to me.
Why they returning them?
Man, a lot of people ain't feeling them.
You look at sites like StockX, Go,
all them places, bro, they below retail.
Yeah.
Oh, please, go on and tap in.
Why I think that is?
It is a very peculiar shoe.
Like we all talk about how cold a Columbia Levin is,
but it is a all white shoe.
But even at the basis of it,
I don't think the Y is care about George as much as we do.
I think our age may be a little bit younger
before that's keeping it afloat for real, for real.
But I don't think they care as much
about that stuff as we do.
Yeah, all white J's is tough.
Yeah, but- I'ma get them, but that's. Yeah, all white J's is tough. Yeah, but-
I'ma get them, but that's a tough, that's a tough.
Derrick Lee, but it's just like,
you got through that 11 lineup, that was the shoe.
Every year, the everybody was just like, circle this.
I know if I ain't get no Jordans this year,
I can put this on my mama list and gradis before Christmas.
But now you look like the old ones we was going through.
They coming back with the Gammers next year.
I'm gonna fuck with them too.
See, they out here bullshitting, bro. I got the Gammers right here. I'm gonna fuck with them too. See they out here bullshitting bro.
I got the Gammers right there.
The young niggas they, but they want,
what is it called, Lavins, Landvins.
They want the Gucci's and you know, Off-Wise.
They want the newer.
They want design.
About a hundred dollar shoes and shit.
Yeah, they want design.
They don't care about,
that's what I be telling motherfuckers.
People really don't care about Jordans and shit, bro.
Like you just said, that is really just us, bro.
Yeah, that's a very niche audience.
Old niggas still trying to be young, bro.
That's it, bro.
Yeah, the shit we grew up on, we like it again.
It's such to say, well, bro, we-
Nah, man.
Listen, our generation is gonna be 50 and 60
still buying J's, bro.
We ain't gonna be wearing Stacey Adams in.
I'ma be wearing it in the outfits. My year ended right there, 21 Gossam J's. I know, cause that's bro. We ain't gonna be wearing Stacey Adams in. I'm gonna be wearing it right there.
21 go with some J's.
I know, cause that's how he was brought up.
But he probably got some Prada's or something at home
or some shit like that.
My nigga wanted some Converse when we was out.
Some weapons.
Malcolm Triflein.
He in real YM.
Malcolm in the weapons might rap a nigga.
I ain't gonna hug him.
He won't go to the weapons.
He might walk a nigga down for sure.
But he know his generation though. He's a nigga. I ain't gonna hug you. He won't go in the weapons. He might walk a nigga down for sure. I think it really with the stories. But he know his generation though.
He's like, I said nah.
That's what I'm fuckin' saying.
He got an old soul.
Yeah.
Niggas is a weapons.
They all, he definitely,
he grew up with his uncle, his granddaddy.
Oh, Papa T, your granddaddy.
Oh God, I was like, nah, nephew.
Yeah, but Malcolm has tapped in on both sides though.
A lot of young niggas though, bro, they don't.
He really the old hit.
Yeah, they don't want those new shoes,
I mean those old shoes, they don't care about no retro.
Niggas don't want jewelry in his mouth.
Niggas don't want no bronze through their mouth.
Nah, nobody want no bronze.
Yeah, nah.
Niggas don't want no bronze through his mouth.
Nah, nobody want no bronze.
Niggas don't want no pimpins, bro.
Niggas don't want no infini, what you call it? What's my boy? Pennies? Pennies, niggas don't want no pimpins bro. Niggas don't want no infini, what you call it?
What's my boy?
Pennies?
Pennies, niggas don't want no pennies bro.
You don't think niggas want foams?
Young niggas?
No.
No foams?
They don't care.
No bro.
The coppers came out bro and they sitting.
That shit's crazy.
Why the fuck are they selling out?
The blue foams are still in Snipes.
A lot of older people buying them in.
Exactly bro, we not dying off that bad.
So when them undefeated come out,
fours, y'all motherfuckers don't buy shit, all right?
Let me get to it through it up.
You know what's gonna piss us off bro?
When they come out and we go in three days after
they still a finish line, we gonna fill away.
I'm not, I'm gonna be hype as fuck.
I'm getting them bro, so they the undefeated fours.
I don't care, I don't care about you young niggas
not liking nothing.
Hey, don't like a lot.
Matter of fact, stop buying all the shoes
so the price can go down.
Please, because I have all them Prada's
and those Chica Bonas.
You have all them shoes.
Louise, I'm cool.
Even though I'm a hypocrite
and only someone that have in the past,
designer sneakers, if they don't feel comfortable,
there's no point in paying much more for that shoe.
And they never feel comfortable.
I like them new off-white, so I ain't gonna lie.
Well see, off-white is a little bit different,
because that ain't as rude as anything else.
I'm used to wearing Louis Vuitton, some shit's hurt.
First time I wore them, took them off, never wore them again.
Terrible, they don't feel comfortable.
You know a shoe had me in a choco that I still have them.
Remember them arenas?
You got the Lissiak arenas, yes I do.
I had at least 10 covers.
That was raw though, bro.
I had, I still got them.
Every color way.
I still got them.
Yeah, them was.
That's like the worst investment ever.
I went on online to see how much they was worth,
see if I could sell them, they like 125 dollars.
You know what's crazy?
All the niggas who was wearing Creative Rex
that was in the club, got money,
and started getting Balenciaga arenas.
That was the pipeline.
That's the transition, literally, nigga. Creative Balenciaga arenas. That was the pipeline. That's the transition, literally,
nigga, creative rigs right to those.
That's a fact.
Girl, Pinner.
Some niggas had the Moray, the Gator joints.
I remember niggas had those.
I had some Morays, I had some red ones.
You was definitely a drug dealer.
For sure.
You definitely had some.
You had some like them Balenciaga's.
When I moved out east.
How?
I had some Balenciaga's, I had the red ones.
They were fire.
I had the brown ones.
That's when niggas started going to club nights, bro.
The light brown with the dark brown bottle. The all black ones was crazy. I had the police in the area, I had the red ones. They were fire. I had the brown ones. That's when niggas started going to club nights, bro.
The all black ones was crazy.
I had the all black ones.
That's when I realized I seen a lot of niggas
start wearing fake designer shoes.
When I started seeing them all black Balenciaga rainers,
they looked like Warren Timberlains,
and they was fresh out the box,
I said, yeah, y'all niggas is filthy.
I had the all black ones, I had some red ones.
Then I had the high top Balenciaga,
with the high top white ones in them.
Ooh, the high tops.
I had, I was wildin'. I had the high top Balenciaga, with the high top white ones in them. Oh, the high tops. I had, I was wildin'.
I had every color.
I had some maroon ones, I thought I was fuckin' broke.
The young niggas, they must wear the,
they even wear the fake designer ones.
With the all black fit, that's all they wear,
all black and whatever designer should wear,
it be fake, counterfeit, real, they rock, they tapped in.
My nigga D Hunt used to have all them bitches, bro.
Literally every color, orange, yellow, green, red.
Yes.
All that shit.
Niggas was rocking now.
Hey man, D Hunt, Dallas Green,
if you ever been so close to Indianapolis with them,
you was definitely skipping the line, all off of this.
Two of the most out of pocket niggas
I ever met in my life.
You know, other designers, nigga, was hard though.
You remember when Saint Laurent made
like the Jordan 1s kinda. Them still far. Oh, it was hard though. You remember when Saint Laurent made like the Jordan ones kind of.
Them still fire.
Oh, them was hard. I still got mine.
Them shits was.
I ain't gonna lie. They had me in a choke hold.
Them still fire. I got a pair out of them out of a section on this count.
Them shits right here. I got the blue ones and the red and black ones.
I got the black and red ones.
Them are fire.
Them is.
Those?
Fire.
Them shits was hard.
They still hit to this day. I was with Adidas too when them came out. You sleep? Yeah. Those? What? Fire. Those shoes was hard.
They still hit to the day.
I was with Adidas too when them came out.
Oh.
You sleep?
They go what?
Ah yeah, my, yeah.
You be mad at y'all.
Them red and black ones right there.
They be mad with y'all.
I don't wanna show them on camera.
Yeah, you gotta, y'all gotta put that up.
Do your homework.
Yeah, you gotta put that picture on the wall.
Them black and red ones is nasty.
Y'all still got them on.
I thought about, I got some all white ones too, for some reason, them was weak. But I black and red ones is nasty. I see it. God, man, I thought about it. I got some all white ones too for some reason.
Those were weak, but I thought about wearing them one day.
That's funny.
Now it's just a lot more affordable
and a lot more sensible to just get a pair of Force Ones.
Cause if I know if my 90, $100 gonna be going down the drain,
fuck it, let it go.
That was my Adidas day.
That's damn about to be on a road shoe for sure.
Come on, y'all say work shoes right there.
Yeah, but I'm just saying just the white just cuz.
All white, yeah. So we gonna leave saying just the white just cuz, bro. Oh, white, yeah.
But we gonna leave them in whatever city we in, bro.
I swear to God, I swear to God,
about to buy 10 pairs of white, oh no, white forces.
Mm.
Cuz, nigga, I had all my clothes,
that's my winter clothes, they,
I don't know why, but I need white forces.
Like, all them, what's it called, Kiff?
All the Kiff sweats?
I got a whole bunch of them, but I can't wear, cause I ain't got no white forces, what's it called, kids? Y'all the kids, what's up? I got a whole bunch of them, man.
I can't word,
cause I ain't got no white forces, that's fresh.
I got them Rockefeller forces,
I got like three pair of them,
but Jay-Z going through some shit right now,
I'm going to go ahead and chill.
No smut on hoes.
No smut on hoes, man.
This for that.
Barbie!
What we got, gang?
No smut on hoes, man.
They trying to fuck with my vibe.
Put no smut on the God.
Shout out to the Rockefeller forces, man.
What's up, my nigga?
Barbie, how you what?
She even reading the comments.
What we got today?
Flag or Foul?
Who was that for?
Oh, you trying to say because of me?
She out of pocket.
Yeah.
We got the red sell out so we don't bullshit tonight.
Oh, turn me up.
Flag or Foul?
The compilation.
Shout out to Brad Bill in the comments, man.
Say he ain't fly, bro, he was out of pocket.
Damn, yeah, out of pocket.
Damn, shout out to Brad.
This motherfucker, hey, is this country time in here?
No, it's country time.
Simply lemonade.
Oh, okay.
But it's kiwi.
Simply kiwi?
You got the za?
I love that fruit, too.
Now go ahead and break this down
and send a flake or foul.
Big za? The kiwi's this down. We'll send a flag or foul.
Big za?
Okay.
Okay.
What kind of liquor is it?
Big za?
Monson, Tennessee, but they got Repo.
No, mine is Repo.
Mine.
The first two years, it's a couple of jobs
and I'm running back and forth.
No, that's, you know, we can get a tequila.
Yeah.
We love, we love the hen dog.
It's up here.
Yeah, we up here.
Hennessy never failed me.
Nah, I'm lying.
The other day.
You done had this though.
You done had a red box.
I done had a red box.
You had an OG, it don't even come with a bag or nothing.
Yeah, mine came with it.
Yeah, mine came with it. You gave it just here. Yeah, my kind of thing.
Give it that 40.
Yeah, that might not be Hennessy.
I was gonna be with ENJ.
It was ENJ.
Oh.
Yeah.
I think I put ENJ on.
That's the club Hennessy?
That's all about that.
Well, you know he's good for remixing the drinks.
That shit, it might have been some old earthy jerky.
Yeah, I think that might have been ENJ, boy.
Freaky ass nigga.
Now, Barber gotta ask,
you know what I'm saying?
You know how you, how you what?
So is there a difference between the liquors in the bar and the liquors we get at the stores? Because some people want to know, you know what I'm saying?
They get in these sections at the club.
Great question.
They're a little thick.
Great question.
I've experienced the same thing too.
So I definitely feel like it's different.
Any place I've worked, you know, it's always been real straight liquor.
Okay.
But you know that one club in Broadway,
that liquor different.
Oh really, talk about it.
Every time I, every time.
Don't say the wrong name,
I'm trying to do something somewhere.
I don't say no names, I know.
Every time we go there,
it's either a fight or a car crash or something,
that liquor just different.
Oh damn, I ain't been to that one.
I don't like that.
Who the fuck said a car crash?
Every time, it never fails. Damn, they ain't gonna put no smut on nobody. Yeah, I don't like it. I'm gonna act like that. Who the fuck said a car crash? I did. Every time, it never fails.
Damn, they ain't gonna put no smut on nobody.
Yeah, I don't, nah, I don't remember that place.
Can you give people the game on how you supposed to tip?
Like what's the, what do bartenders expect as a tip?
I was expecting $100 tips from everybody.
Damn!
What am I saying?
God damn!
But you should at least be tipping 20%.
It's annoying if you come to the bar and you buying everybody shots and you can be three to say that. God damn. But you should at least be tipping 20%. It's annoying if you come to the bar
and you find everybody's shots
and you can give them three to five dollars.
Damn, my fuck.
Thank you, I have to.
You be doing that.
For sure.
Oh my goodness.
I would be like, keep the change.
So if the drinks come up to like 97,
I'd be like, I'm excited, Hunter.
Your cousin at your reception.
Cause I heard my homegirl, shout out to All-Stores,
they don't like making lemon drops. And they said that, a nigga ain't tipping right. at your In the club, you know, you trying to pitch out those tips so fast. But I'm saying though, if I buy 10 shots and I be seeing y'all, y'all just do this.
Yeah.
Versus making 10 drinks, should my tip be different if I need 10 god damnit flavor fouls?
Yeah, if I do 10 flavor fouls, you need a better tip.
Versus 10, you feel like you deserve a better tip?
Definitely.
Okay.
Like sometimes a nigga that's not tipping that off gonna come and be like,
hey man, I got your drink, get your ass on
cause he ain't gonna tip and you ain't got the tip,
so go on and get your ass on.
So y'all be mad when I come up to the desk.
Yeah boy, what's up?
Boy, what's up?
That's right.
Here you go, here you slide that fire to a real light too.
Nah, I'm a tip for sure.
I think it ain't mandatory.
It depends on your attitude too though.
Sometimes your attitude be stank
and I might be the tip customer that is lit though
and you shitty so I might take my little 40 back
and put that bitch, you know what I mean?
While we're here, do y'all tip on to-go orders
that y'all go get?
To-go orders?
Hell no, I want to pick it up.
Yeah, well.
Now if they bring that bitch to the car,
it depends on the weather.
No, I pulled up, like I got in my car
and pulled up to your restaurant to get my food
and drove back home.
Am I out of pocket for not tipping?
I never tip on those.
If it's raining, I'll tip.
When I do Texas Roadhouse, I do the app, no.
If I'm picking up, I'm a DoorDash guy though, but.
Oh yeah, I'm a DoorDash.
I'm a Legendary DoorDash.
If I pull up in the rain though, I'm gonna tip you bro.
Cause you coming out here getting wet for me, pause.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
I'm Legendary DoorDash.
You're gonna tip people who get wet for you.
Chill out bro.
So you know what I'm saying?
Y'all always say this to me.
I'm just saying somebody come out in the rain bro,
bringing you food bro. It's Thunder Shower bro. I got 24 you bro. I'm just saying somebody come out in the rain, bro, bring you your food, bro.
It's Thunder Shower, bro.
I got 24, bro.
I got side out like a motherfucker,
because you know what they said, Tip,
I hit that signature so quick,
and she kinda gave me a side out.
Nigga, I use my gas to come get this.
You did not pull up on me.
I'm nothing.
I don't know, bro.
I just feel like you got a tip, though.
On door to ass, you definitely got a tip.
I'm tipping every time on the restaurant.
Mike got tipping ass, my foot.
Every time we go to the restaurant, I'll be looking at him, write the tips. I'll be like, wow. On Dordas you definitely got a tip. I'm tipping every time on Dordas regardless. Mike got a tip on that as well. Every time he goes to the restaurant,
I'll be looking at him and write the tips.
I'll be like, wow.
You're very generous.
So let Mike come to the board now.
Mike.
Did you use me?
You know what they say, 18% right there?
I'm more like a 12.
I'm normally 20.
20 across the board.
12 for me.
Especially food.
Food I got you for 20.
How do you work at a food place?
Nah, food I'm a little different.
Bar, it's whatever, I just feel like it.
If I got four dollars, you got four.
How many drinks did you get?
Them drinks was like 20 dollars a piece,
but she probably looked at you like, fuck you.
Right.
I was in a Vegas club, I could tip three times.
I definitely, I definitely tip less depending on how much the bottles are.
Like if the price of the drink is like,
if a shot of Clasizel is $60,
you're definitely getting a $4 tip.
Like, why the fuck is this shot so high?
Cause I know somewhere else and they 29.
They'd probably be mad as hell never seen.
Some parts do be high on the shot still bro.
You know what they used to call me
when I walked in Magic City?
Everybody's gonna get mad, I just come in, they just be like, I'm gonna get mad. They'd probably be mad as hell, never seen. Naked baby. Some parts do be high on the shot still bro.
You know what they used to call me
when I walked in Magic City?
Everybody used to get mad, I used to come in.
$1,000 T. $1,000 T.
He only getting $1,000,
I don't even know all y'all coming over here.
That's definitely hating though.
Okay, I used to walk in, they used to be walking me through,
they could give me a section.
I'd be sitting up there.
He only get $1,000, yup up there. He only get a thousand dollars.
Yep.
And I'm only throw five hundred.
That is crazy.
I asked for you get out of here.
We talked about the limit drops in Vegas.
What's three drinks and niggas out of pocket for order?
Like if they come to the bar, order a drink.
Are you looking at them crazy if they order?
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He was sun-rising, and he's frozen cocktails.
I get frozen?
Oh, wait, wait, niggas can't drink frozen cocktails?
It's out of pocket?
Splashes at all stars.
Yeah, I get frozen.
It's not out of pocket, it's just annoying.
Nigga, get a shot and go on.
Like, you don't have to use the blender
to make you a frozen drink.
I'm not that...
Well, Willis was a legendary spot.
Yeah, but Willis, you just gotta pull a nozzle.
I gotta blend and do all this.
Yeah, but you gotta fix your attitude though, boy.
I have a great attitude, like period.
I'm gonna do everything with the female
and you can get on my nerves.
But, yeah, I think that's my instinct.
I'm supporting return on job.
So you not dating a nigga who ordered tequila sunrises?
No, y'all saying, no, not like that.
A man can drink whatever he want in there.
Oh, okay.
But I'm saying as far as a bartender,
he's gonna be on my nerves.
All right. So you don't judge niggas that drink lemon drops But I'm saying as far as a board, you're gonna be on my list for a week.
All right.
So you don't judge niggas that drink lemon drops
and smoke hookah.
He's cool.
No, I don't.
Why you do your lips like that?
I don't, I don't judge him, but I mean.
But you have a thought.
He ordered that at dinner, a lemon drop and a hookah.
He did.
I don't do hookah.
Oh.
I was gonna say hookah's just a little, I don't know. Oh. Hookah, hookah, what? It's a what? A little hookah. Why your wrist move like that Oh Oh shit. I don't know. What you call them? What flavor you use? What's in your algorithm? What flavor you got in here?
We don't smoke hookah.
We ask about you and you on a date.
Cause I'm trying, cause people smoke hookah.
You smoke hookah.
And that is fine, I smoke y'all hookah.
No, okay.
She's trying to keep it cute.
What do dudes look like that smoke hookah though?
That's on a date with you.
Oh.
I don't want a hookah.
He want a banana breeze hookah.
Y'all smoke a blunt.
It's good. Why are you so terrible? She want a banana breeze hookah. Y'all smoke a blunt. She want a change nigga.
You said vanilla.
So you think I'll smoke a blunt for all y'all in the building.
Y'all don't take her to lava or wherever else they got.
Just leave it.
They can do it at All Stars or wherever.
They got hookah there?
Yeah, they got hookah there.
Turn up, J, shout out to All Stars.
Culture too.
You want to try to sit in the car like Noon Hoo
and smoke a backwood with it.
On me.
You can smoke weed in the club.
Order these wings of seafood.
Hey, we eatin' seafood to this day.
Spread up, shout out the wings of seafood.
Now, right on Barbie.
Barbie, we appreciate you.
Flaker foul out of pocket though.
Flaker foul, she said the hook of the real Flaker foul.
Said be careful.
She didn't wanna say what she really wanted to say.
Yeah, she trying to keep it cute.
Yeah, respect, for sure man.
Hey man, college playoffs just announced,
you know what I'm saying?
Shout out to IU man.
Listen man, we got some conflict,
you know what I'm saying, in the state.
IU versus Notre Dame, yeah. IU versus Notre Dame.
Yeah, I got Notre Dame.
The committee funny as hell for that.
Hey, funny as hell.
Shout out to my nigga Phil Hogan, man.
He need to go to the game, man.
I'm gonna take Notre Dame.
Listen, Notre Dame consistently lets us down
anytime they have a chance to put on
for the state of Indiana.
I'm going to IU, man.
Best season I ever had.
Hope it gets better for them, man.
Notre Dame ain't won none since Rudy.
Stop saying that bro.
They ain't won none since Rudy bro.
That's just me anyway bro.
Try to man Tateo man.
She was a real person.
Getting catfished is crazy.
I still hate that story for him bro.
That was crazy.
Man Tateo, that's why I don't want no name.
The city is a man Tateo bro.
Niggas lame bro.
That was wild. That is a wicked story, bro.
Crazy.
Yeah, I had whole conversations with this person.
Like, I would've said that that can happen,
but bro, you were a top five linebacker in the nation, bro.
You supposed to see that through, bro.
Nah, bro, you can't see, that's what I'm saying.
You supposed to see that through, bro.
Yeah, I be trying to give niggas benefit of the doubt
for being lame, because they athletes. Nah, bro. trying to give niggas a bit of a fit of the doubt for being lame because they athletes, nah bro.
Niggas do weird shit every day, B.
Like catfish, there's no way you should even
be a part of that, bro.
FaceTime me right now, bro.
Oh god.
I'm gonna tell you, you should be here.
Yeah, bro, like FaceTime me.
I'm sliding on something on campus.
What I'm doing?
For sure.
It might be wicked and self-bein'.
I mean, I can imagine.
That might be Gorilla and them in the beginning out there in the bend, boy.
Not now.
I might have to hit the internet.
Hitting the transfer employer in school is crazy.
I might have to take my chances, roll the border.
So it's like Gorilla before she got famous.
Before I first see her in Vegas.
She was Gloria for real.
She was performing with socks on.
On me.
We seen her in Vegas.
We could see her in Vegas.
We could see her in Vegas.
We could see her in Vegas.
We could see her in Vegas. We could see her in Vegas. We could see her in Vegas. We could see her in Vegas. I first see her in Vegas. I mean, she had a... Well, she was Gloria for real.
She was performing with socks on.
On me.
We seen her in Vegas.
We talk about it, but that's still crazy though.
Like, money makes shit different.
She ain't that ugly no more.
Nah, she nice, bro.
She smooth.
Shout out to Glow.
And she a cold ass rapper though.
Big Glow.
Yeah.
I already say this, but I always fucking the fact
that, you know what I'm saying?
She had some smoke put on her name
and she ain't go crash out.
She ain't do nothing, but got in a booth
and got better.
Shout out to Glo Rilla, man.
I fuck with Glo Rilla off the stream
that she fuck with her people and she kept them with them.
Like they wasn't bringing her down.
She helped elevate everybody around her.
We seen Glo nigga like literally fresh off the plane, bro.
No cap.
Just saw her there.
She came in for fun.
She kicked them motherfuckers Crocs off in dress.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck nigga free was it.
Hey, respect man, like you said,
the origin stories for her,
especially all these other rappers you see
in the female industry, they going crazy, bro.
Nah, but niggas done getting catfished though, bro.
Y'all niggas, y'all out of pocket, bro.
Where are y'all daddies and them at, bro?
The actual catfish show is funny, bro.
Like, hey, did y'all ever watch that?
You remember I went off on that nigga at Morgan House?
Bro, one of the funniest moments ever, bro.
That's the first time I ever seen you snap on somebody
like that, bro.
Yeah, niggas on catfish, bro.
I saw him, he was at Morgan House one night.
I don't know, bro, I had liquor in me, bro.
I just went off on him like the show was raced.
I said, man, it's fake, it's not real.
I'm like, nah, you a bitch ass nigga
for doing that to that poor fucking girl, bro.
That was crazy.
You never should have called me a fat ass Kelly Price
is one of the best quotes of all time, bro.
That's one of the best episodes of that show, bro.
Do y'all judge niggas that get on dating sites?
Fuck Catfish, is dating sites out of pocket?
Nah, people get married off dating sites.
Shit, people get together off Instagram,
it's a dating site rhythm.
Y'all being honest.
Now that's a fact.
You see more people on social media
than you see in real life, especially post COVID.
Niggas don't even go outside no more.
So most people you gonna see is on your timeline
rather than the function.
Now the dating sites, I mean, never been my cup of tea.
I get it, like you said, it's been success stories,
especially for older people for sure.
But not for my cup of tea, but that's kinda out of my-
I don't want to just see me being 50 making a profile.
You know what's a funny ass day in sight?
It ain't even a real day in sight,
but y'all remember when y'all used to watch
how the little thing would pop up like she in your city?
I ain't never seen this bitch.
She's five minutes away. She's five minutes away.
That's what she's like.
She's 36 minutes away.
She drives the long ****, I wasn't tapped in.
That little pop up.
I'm just you, Lord, y'all.
Y-O-U-L-R-N dot com.
They have to give you a sponsorship.
Okay?
You have to give you a sponsorship.
But nigga, I remember when I was young, man.
I remember I was like, 15, 14.
I was probably trying to sneak over
and that shit popped up.
I got that click and like, she up the street.
And you was trying to pull up.
Oh, that's the real Kat Fisch.
I was like, she's ready to party.
Where is she at?
Wow.
I'm clicking on that motherfucker.
All type of, my young daddy computer was all virused up.
That diggit computer had HIV,
they ain't fucking with you.
That one fucking computer was virused up like a motherfucker.
Damn.
It was like a long wire on the internet.
Oh, if you had a long wire, that computer was done.
But telling me a bitch is six miles away from me
is crazy, bro.
Cause how y'all know?
What we doing here?
Sort of.
I was clicking on that bitch.
Nigga, if you put in your location on the poor website,
you are filthy ass people, bro.
That's why I tell people,
it's different levels of freaks, bro.
It's different levels.
Yeah, bro.
I'm Mild Sauce from Taco Bell, bro.
Cause this, these niggas are so fire,
if you put your God damn.
At Taco Bell, Mild Sauce elite.
That's just a random bar right there.
I'm just saying though.
I used to go crazy on my seven tacos.
It's levels, bro.
To put your location on a porn site
and tell my fuckers I'm six minutes away from you
is ridiculous, bro.
The funny thing then that is before Niggas was doing that,
boys used to use them hotline calls.
Man, I've seen so many people run up to house phone bills
off them shits, bro.
Larry us.
Calling like six lines?
Yes bro.
I used to call the wrestling hotline.
Oh.
Not like that bro, they used to be like,
hey, this is Hulk Hogan.
Hey you ready bro?
I used to be like man, oh, are you going to wrestle tonight?
That motherfucker Ian.
Wow.
I remember Joel Osteen was selling prayers during Hurricane Harvey bro. How much were they? 25. Wow. I remember Joel Osteen was selling prayers
during Hurricane Harvey, bro.
How much was that?
25.
Damn.
Automated prayers, bro.
Damn, come on, bro.
I was getting a good...
I mean, with Trappin.
I was getting automated prayers from Stone Cold Steve
Halston, give me a hell.
Y'all like, hell yeah.
Where y'all wrestling at next Stone Cold?
Ding.
Like, play man.
My mama like, that was, yeah.
Somebody call the hotline for $15.
Damn.
Fuck all that motherfucker.
Calling the porno line,
I feel like only niggas in jail can do that, bro.
If I'm well and I'm out, like, in public,
I'm out of jail and I'm calling a sex line,
that is crazy, bro.
You lame as fuck, bro.
Because what you doing, bro?
Get off the line.
This little bitch moan on the phone, bro. That's wild, bro. You know what's funny? Call your fuck, bro. Cause what you doing, bro? Get off the line. This little bitch moan on the phone, bro.
That's wild, bro.
Hey, you know what's funny?
Call your hoe, bro.
All the people that's doing that,
it's the same attitude we have
when we do these ab reads.
Stone Cold was just like,
hey, I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Oh, fuck, I'm tired.
Just trying to have a conversation, nigga.
That's how I do my ab reads.
I'm like, I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin.
And I'm here.
And I'm here, it's crazy.
You call it a wrestling highlight. Boy, you a lame, nigga, I was a fan.
Niggas, I'm not here.
Clearly, call it a listen, niggas,
talk to you, that's automated as well.
I used to be a fan like a motherfucker.
I still like wrestling, but when I was little, man, what?
I'm not calling for another nigga.
I was a real life wrestler.
Charging my appearance card for that is wild, bro.
Charging that bitch up, bro.
No Christmas gift, cause I ran up to a few.
The weakest four nos though,
since we on that urinal shit, was the HBO shit.
The white girls.
A real sex act.
I was like, yeah.
Elite, elite, elite, yo.
Well, shit, now I don't mind big box ass to me.
Had to be feeling like Balcomo by shit.
Shit off every time.
Where is the thick house at?
Ain't none, it's real sex.
Real sex, take 28.
It's real sex, not booty talk.
Motherfucker moving slow and shit,
where is the real, where is the plumber coming in?
The plumber?
The plumber?
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Shout out to the OG, man.
Oh man, I love this show, man.
Y'all out of pocket.
Also, December 25th, I wanna come in here.
I wanna do a roast.
I've been getting a lot of DMs
about like a lot of bullshit that you niggas been on.
So we gonna have a real tour session.
I'm gonna do it on the club, 520.
Oh, you gonna roast the fans?
On their page, yeah.
We just gonna have a Jonah session.
I do it for two hours.
Okay, on what day?
That's cool.
December 25th.
Oh, niggas been trying to roast?
December 12th.
Niggas been trying to roast?
I get a lot of DMs.
One nigga, this is what kind of stopped me too.
Me and DJ talked about it before, a nigga was Jonah.
I said, all right bro, I'm gonna let you cook.
He was like, bro, I just wanted you to respond right on.
I love the show.
I said, oh yeah.
He motivated me to get on here and get to it.
So it's just a sidebar.
Oh, he about to, that's what the fuck he do.
He joning, nigga.
Y'all niggas are stupid.
You about to fuck these niggas up.
These ho niggas are pulling up on Christmas annuals.
We about to lose fans.
That's fine.
You watched them two niggas on Twitter
who linked up the fight on Christmas Day about Kobe.
They had an argument online about Kobe
and leaked up on Christmas Day through here.
Nah, I fuck with the fans,
cause I'm like, I feel like, you know what I mean,
that's what we do, we join and shit.
So I love that y'all tapped into the show like that.
I'm with all the shit.
For sure man, shout out to the fans.
We appreciate the fuck out of y'all for real.
For sure man, we almost at 500k hopefully when this air.
We at 500k.
We'll be there.
We gonna celebrate it right away.
But you know what I'm saying?
We appreciate y'all.
Hopefully they put a new picture up.
Oh, which one?
On the 500k ones, you know.
They hopefully don't use the old picture
with the 400k.
We look like Knicks.
We gotta go.
Who was RL?
Who was RL?
Shout out to RL, man.
DJ.
DJ was RL?
DJ RL.
He said he's the reason, he said he told you when you came to Minnesota he had you. I think y'all gotta have him. We need RL? Shout out to RL man. DJ. DJ was RL? DJ RL. He said he was the reason, he said he told you
when you came to Minnesota he had you.
I think y'all gotta have him.
We need RL.
We gotta talk about the conversation.
His brother, he was cool as hell.
He was cool as hell but he was a.
He loved Jeff.
He was cool as hell.
He fucked with Jeff.
And he held you down when he pulled up.
Yeah, he's super cool.
Shout out to RL man.
Oh.
It's about time I see this who would be at 500K.
Shout out to y'all.
We appreciate the fuck out of y'all.
Hey, we had to pick members out the Wu Tang.
So we got the Wu, Dong Song,
before we get back to the football stuff.
Okay.
Who are you out of Wu Tang?
I know some of them niggas.
I don't know too much about them.
I gotta think about that.
Who would you be?
ODB.
Off the dribble.
I know, I'm that thing, man.
Damn. That's probably Rez. I might be Rez I'm that thing, man. Damn.
That's probably Rez.
I might be Rez.
Yeah, you Rez.
Cool, yeah.
And you like anime.
Yeah.
Them niggas like that.
I like Dragon Ball Z.
I don't do shit like that shit.
Shout out to them.
Fuckin' Dragon Ball Z.
What's the shit called?
Naruto.
Yeah, I was too old for Naruto.
Shout out to niggas like Naruto.
I ain't mad at the anime crowd.
Shit, love, you love niggas.
Hold on, so you can be like Dragon Ball Z,
did that shit, like, do they speak English?
Yeah, I mean it's dubbed,
like they have English translation,
like it comes out in, you know what I'm saying,
the native tongue and then it gets English.
Is that the same like it's Pokemon and shit like that?
Like the show?
Yeah, like that.
All of it's in, yeah, in Japanese and Spanish. When I spent it with Japanese and then converted over.
Damn.
I was.
Did I watch Pokemon like that?
Not really.
I wasn't really into that stuff.
I couldn't, bro.
It just tried to.
Pokemon cards was different.
Pokemon cards was me.
We was watching Blue's Brothers.
I thought it was lame,
but I was trying to be lame.
Everybody had them like,
I'm gonna get some Pokemon cards,
but it just wasn't me.
Well, seeing a nigga getting whooped over Pokemon cards
was the craziest shit ever in my life.
Niggas used to really get scrapped.
You know that, that store right there on 38th Street?
Ryder cost of the best buy in the strip plaza.
The car shop.
Yeah, that used to go crazy over there.
I stole a Pokemon card out of there.
I didn't ever know what to do.
That's why I left them alone.
I know, Kyle Riley used to have them Pokemon cards and he asked, what you do with them?
Just collect them.
But now that I know, I wish I would have kept them.
The only kid shit I used to do was keep like basketball
and baseball cards, collect NAS cards and shit.
I ain't never do that.
GI Joe's, my mama still got all that shit.
Yeah, my uncle put me on a play with like the value
of cards and shit early on.
That's why I tapped into Pokemon.
Cause I was early on, I remember no bullshit.
Like the first time I ever got a boost, I was like, I'm me on a play with like the value of cars and shit early on. That's why I tapped into Pokemon,
because I was early on, I remember no bullshit.
Like the first time I ever got a booster pack,
I got a Charizard, like a holographic shit.
That shit was like a big deal back then.
I was flipping them shits early on.
That's how I was getting shoes early,
because I would just get trading cards like,
or the nice ass basketball cards
and take them to the shops.
I was taking that shit right to the mall.
Yeah, I was stowed those shit.
See, niggas like you was always wanting to right to the mall. Yeah, I was stowed your shit. See, niggas like you was always like,
yo, he's taking the backpack.
Ah, you said, man, I wanna see DJ put his backpack up.
I would've known what to do with them.
It's green.
I wouldn't know what to do with them.
I was like, it's green.
That nigga left his book bag.
Oh, I wouldn't ask you.
Money was always counter for it, my boy.
The playoff is crazy.
I would've ran so fast.
No, I wouldn't steal from nobody.
I just stole from the Stubbles.
Shout out to Robin Hood.
Thanks.
Listen, on the west side of the bracket,
you got Tennessee and Ohio State playing in.
That's a rough bracket.
It's a crazy bracket,
because the winner of that game gets Oregon.
So it ain't gonna matter no way,
probably built to add a situation.
No, I'm just saying, if you Oregon, you're pissed.
Why you saying that for?
Cause you're the number one overall seed
and then you have to fuck around
and play against Ohio State or Tennessee.
Yeah. And it's crazy, you know,
that that whole switch to the big tennis is,
so you playing people who probably
didn't make a conference tournament
or lost in the championship game.
Yeah, that's it.
And they two quality teams.
For sure. But they also gotta play each other
for they get to them, so they gotta beat each other
for they get to them.
But playing Ohio State,
arguably you're the two best teams in the nation.
Fair enough.
They lost to Michigan, but we know with that rivalry,
that game is like, it don't matter what the records are.
Too shy, too shy.
Yeah, I mean, but yeah, it is.
It's not a cakewalk at all.
Arizona State, Clemson,
they'll get the winner of Clemson and Texas,
which I imagine Texas should win that game for sure.
Red Texas and Georgia game went to the wire yesterday
overtime, that was the only game,
but we'll see how good Arizona State is.
I ain't tapping into the Pac-12 like that.
They okay.
They ain't.
I know what Texas is capable of too.
Texas could be the best team in the nation
when they playing with.
Yeah, I'm cool on double Swinney,
so I'm cool off Clemson.
IU Notre Dame, the winner gets to Georgia.
So their season will end after that.
So, you know,
shout out to both those teams for a great season.
I think Notre Dame could get Georgia though.
Oh, God.
Draft Kings will be,
the odds will be in your favor, brother.
Please use your money.
I got $5,000.
I got a hundred on Notre Dame being Jordan.
Shout out to you, five seven four, gonna love you.
That motherfucker won't you a hundred K.
Easy.
Fuck it, that's for a patrol.
SMU versus Penn State against Boise State.
I got Penn State.
Penn State might be able to make a couple upsets, but.
Boise State about to get demolished.
Yeah, it's gonna be tough, you know,
that nigga disrespecting people at conferences
but you know what I'm saying, they still won.
That nigga gonna have 55 yards, again.
Oh, you disrespectful.
That might be his thing.
They gonna put Aiden at box, Paul.
So then it's gonna, I ain't watching that one show right now,
but they gonna put Aiden at box, nigga,
it's gonna get crazy.
It's a wild train.
Child of DeSenthia, boy, I hope your still up to par.
You just put through eight and train every Friday
before the football game.
That's a real person?
Yeah, well, so Cynthia.
Oh, damn.
Wherever she may be.
If eight niggas crash you on a regular basis
at one time, like, you have no choice
but to go to ****.
Yeah.
Oh, you have to be a ****.
Yeah. You have to. You can't go back, bro. Volunteer and lay up lies. Like. Oh, you have to be a p***. Yeah.
You can't go back, bro.
Volunteer and lay up lies.
Like, no, I'm just saying,
you gotta go to the league.
If you hit eight girls,
like if you mess with eight girls at one time,
when you go back to one girl,
you gonna be like,
this ain't working out for me.
Like, all right, you gotta bring seven friends.
Like, you know what I mean?
So her, one nigga thought he was doing damage.
She gonna be like, turn me up.
It's not enough.
It's gonna be hard to get that.
So I was the last nigga to finish her though.
I always wanna make love.
I know those seven used to kiss.
I know those seven just destroyed you.
I'm here to love you.
Oh, man.
Never mind, man.
Make sure y'all put AT the over on this episode.
There's a lot of niggas going last on that train session.
No monetizing this.
That's what you know, you're a freak.
That's why I told you, there's levels of freak.
There's no monetizing this.
He's got the strongest.
We should start over.
Y'all don't know.
They don't know we talking about bro
Yeah, I said Lauren my spelling is different so
We'll be good this bleep a lot out, please
The boxers real life. That's different. Jesus Christ. What is? What is?
What is?
But you laughing don't make it better.
You supposed to keep us on a straight narrow, you laughing.
That nigga said bring the noise.
We didn't.
Oh my God, it's you, master 2000 Ravens.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, delirious stuff.
Who the best bros?
Who the best bros?
Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's you, Bachelor 2000 Ravens. Oh my God.
See, the ladies. That's where it starts.
Who the best bride was in the hell world.
Oh my God, Ray Lewis was last.
They gave a speech before they did.
He walked in the door with the dance.
Fuck the mother nigga.
Fuck the mother nigga.
Fuck the mother nigga.
Nah man, who y'all got winning
the college football championship though?
Fuck the mother nigga.
Who's gonna win the playoffs?
Who's gonna win it?
I don't know, I'ma just probably pick the,
I say Oregon man, Oregon man, woman ass,
I'll give you Ohio State.
Cause I'ma place my bet now on the national champion.
If I had the bet money, I'd say Oregon.
I got Ohio State.
I think the best team probably could do it at Oregon.
Fuck the mother nigga, let's get some damn woman But listen, man, this is a new playoff.
Anything can happen.
Like you said, these are all talented teams
and these are college kids.
So, but I'd be surprised if some shit get dicey.
Not at all.
Yeah, for sure.
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Hey, man. Internet's been asking, man.
I know y'all seen Marcus Jordan.
Ooh!
My boy.
I don't do that because Jeff just followed me on Instagram.
Nah, shout out to Jeff for tapping the pod.
Nah, yeah, for sure.
I seen Marcus out when they called Murphy.
Fuck the brother niggas.
On my niggas.
He was in the club, I seen that video.
Not a bad person to get caught with.
Boy, you going for the, yeah, I like his vibe.
That's a nice upgrade on me.
Woo, go get all the OGs, I feel them.
I ain't got it that at all.
Marcus Jordan boy.
He got Larsen clear of the year.
Oh, no disrespect.
Shout out to Scottie Pippen, he said, Junior,
he said he loved the show.
He called Pippen.
No, but, bro, hell yeah.
But, I mean, it is what it is.
You know what I mean?
You can't help who your mom date.
But, shit, he upgraded.
Like, Nicole Murphy is, yeah, bro.
He on that.
I ain't never mad at getting caught with that.
Yeah, he on that.
So, clearly, his daddy ain't saying too much.
He like, son, just live.
You know, he to the NBA,
shit, we brownie off the court.
You know what I mean?
He tapping to that really and not hear about it.
Cause the Cole Murphy paid, nigga.
He said, I'll see, I'll see brownie play home games.
Only play home games.
Level up.
When I see him in the club with Shorty, I said,
yeah bro, he a different kind of nigga.
He really get into it.
Yeah, I like the shot. He a different type of contact in his phone.
Shout out to Marcus, man.
I like his vibe.
Yeah.
Whitey bounce back, King.
I like his vibe.
Listen man, they been having some
wild ass player celebrations recently.
Did y'all see Jordan Poole yesterday?
What'd he do?
Man, he went crazy yesterday.
I seen you kill him.
Drowning or whatever the fuck.
Drowning in the pool.
Yeah, Jordan Poole shout out to you.
How many he hit, six threes?
I think it was a little bit more than that.
Six or nine or some shit like that.
He went crazy yesterday.
He said drowning in the pool?
Drowning in the pool, man.
Yeah, he do the little nose shit.
Oh, that's hard.
I was gonna ask y'all what was crazy,
is that or the JB Throat Slash?
Nah, Jordan Poole.
Jordan Poole, that's hard.
Throat Slash cost $25,000.
I'm cool. Hit my boy with a fine for that.
What?
Yeah.
NBA ain't playing with niggas.
You ready to get him for this?
Nah, but that's a little bit different from this.
Shout out to you.
What's that mean though?
Well, YouTube will tell you.
That's some wrestling shit though.
What does that mean in wrestling?
When you go across your neck.
Finish him.
Yeah.
That's what Undertaker did.
Man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know it, bro.
NBA said nah.
Well, I ain't gonna say that never,
but I don't want our show.
I was gonna say, I don't know somebody who.
Nope.
Um, but yeah.
Y'all see Ja Morant dunk.
Hey, Ja Morant live.
Ja Morant, bro, he, bro,
his ability to jump is crazy, bro.
That's an elite lead dunk. That's poor Zingus right there, bro. And I don't care, bro. Yeah ability to jump is crazy, bro. That's a neat lead dunk.
That's poor Zingus right there, bro.
And I don't care, bro.
Yeah, that is crazy.
I'll just turn around, bro.
I couldn't believe he did it, for real.
Nah, that's crazy, bro.
What's, he not, bro, he ain't supposed to be able
to do that, bro.
What's crazier, that or the sham guy from Michigan?
Ooh, that sham guy from Michigan.
That's one of the hardest Sham guys I've ever seen.
I told y'all a nigga's still doing that move.
That nigga stumble, bro.
That nigga flay say Sham and Cheese.
Hey, I ain't never seen somebody get hit.
Bro, he in with a Sham guy and didn't dribble again
and still got the leg, bro.
That was elite.
That Sham guy was filthy.
But like you said, Joc going baseline, bro.
We gotta talk about that about 5.20 in the morning.
All right, we gonna talk more about that in the morning.
But him going baseline on Prozineq, I don't care that you there, bro, about that bro. About 5.20 in the morning. All right, we gonna talk more about that in the morning. But him going baseline on Prozinger's like,
I don't care that you there bro, it's crazy.
That was crazy.
Shout out to that nigga man, he hooked that guy.
Yeah, that's just.
That Shammy was crazy.
That's so disrespectful bro.
Bow.
He was so confused that he got hit with that move
and nigga just had to fall.
We ain't gonna be on a YouTube video
but we out here is talking about it
about 5.20 in the morning.
All right, we talking about this again in the morning.
That move was worthy of us to sell some of this
multiple times, that shit is crazy.
But nah man, doing the,
doing the, drowning the pool is hilarious man.
Dude that's hard.
He doing his thing, man.
He having fun.
It's kind of like shit.
We know we ain't winning.
I might as well go out here and just kill him,
just hoop and have fun while I'm here
and not cause no problems.
What's crazy is the game that they did win,
they fucked up.
Yoko's best game of the season.
What, Yoko's have 60?
I believe 56 and let me go through it too.
He had 56.
I feel like it came with a triple dub though, didn't it?
I think it was almost one, but it might've been.
Let me be clear.
I don't want to fuck up Yoko's shots.
Fuck them other niggas cause I'm down.
They lost too.
They did, that was gonna say,
the Wizards had won all in a fucking month
and then the one guy didn't win, fuck up his stats.
56, 16 to eight.
Damn.
I fuck with them, but I ride for the call.
Damn y'all, y'all.
Damn, niggas don't kinda wanna say it, but.
Let's talk about it.
Anybody fuck with the soup, dog, you don't. I'ma have bread, put it in my mouth. Let's talk about it. Anybody for. Woo.
No you don't, I'ma have bread.
Let's talk about it.
How you think you gotta be in that conversation, bro?
Y'all told me I was out of pocket man.
Shout out to Pat Ewing, his lady is no disrespect.
No, no, I promise.
It's just, the only thing that I was against you
with the Pat Ewing shit is that you had to see Pat Ewing
on lines up more than David Robertson.
Multiple bigs back then, the game was different.
For sure.
So I don't know if Yokes would have been playing like that,
or if either Sabonis was cold back in the day.
You know what I mean?
Man, that red shit.
But so what he's doing now in a uptempo league.
Who was guarding him though, let's be real.
No offense to Yokes, but like who was guarding him?
Probably nobody bro, whatever.
I don't even know the big on.
Yeah, but I'm just
saying for him as students maybe but he's doing that in the NBA today's game
this is a guard league but you just still be the best nigga ever like in
this era for real to me this young era
come on bro he's back to back 50 boys his young era bro he the best bro. He's the third guy. He's the best in the league. Come on bro.
He's back to back 50 boys.
In his young era bro, he the best bro.
Outpost LeBron.
Cause LeBron shitting them there, you know what I mean?
He's probably done but.
Yoke is just unbelievable bro.
Come on bro.
And he went and got a ring too.
I think people act like they don't want to talk
about that too.
Like he was the best player on the team that got a ring bro.
And you see what he does.
You see what happens when he not there.
It's different bro.
Yeah, he better. He's a second.
Yeah.
On this 20, from 2020 up.
I guess he's about to crash out for a second.
No, 2020 up.
I'm gonna crash out in the morning.
He the best, bro.
Crash out in the morning.
Sleep on it.
I hope, Rob, we don't let him get down.
From 2020 on, Yokoz is the best, bro.
I can't wait till we talk about this morning,
especially when we get that final score, bro.
But what he's doing, bro, everybody wasn't doing that.
Like you said, I definitely understand that time,
but they was playing more better bits consistently.
But now, bro, if also, if he got the ball
in those situations, like you said,
if they play inside out there,
he would have that same benefit too.
And if he's doing that with this number,
if he had got the ball that consistently, bro,
it'd be Christmas, bro.
This is my only knock with that.
He's a, he cold.
I'm not getting it fucked up
It just it's not no David Roberts is in the NBA today, bro. It's not no Charles Barclays. It's not no pay unions
It's not no mornings. It's not no motherfucking
Elijah wants it's not no shacks. It's a lot of it's not no car Malone's. Thank God different, bro
It was a bruiser mentality back in the day. They inside out. She was real You really had to feed the post in the end work your way mentality back in the day. Like, the inside out shit was real. You really had to feed the post in the end,
work your way out back in the day.
So I don't know.
I think he would have been able to kill.
It just, your job would have been harder, bro.
David Robinson was damn near built like Hulk Hogan, bro.
Niggas ain't, he ain't posting up no niggas like that
these days.
We don't even know who he played against,
against the Wizards, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's all I'm saying.
Mawad, I agree with that, but then We don't even know who he played against, against the Wizards, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's all I'm saying.
Mom, I agree with that, but then every time, you know,
saying he match up with Joel,
even though Joel get at him too, like we said, MVP,
I seen him kill him too.
No, yeah, but Joel do his big shit too when he healthy.
Like it's-
Yeah, he's one of the best too, for sure.
Regardless of injury or not,
Joel and B is one of the best centers ever.
It's just crazy how it's the guard league
and them niggas, you gotta kinda say that
in the MVP run every time they healthy.
It's that shit weird.
Yeah, that's crazy that he won't even talk
and be killed like this.
Imagine if he cared enough to like be vocal about that shit.
Like if he wanted to get that crown negation, bro.
I think we kinda overdo it though
when we say he don't care.
It's just he ain't.
Oh, I think he cares.
I just don't think he cares about
whatever else comes with like he ain't looking to be a star.
To be that good at basketball like that the NBA bro you
That nigga Q is just retarded, bro. I think he care about best
I think he don't care about being famous there we go star. Yeah, I think he just like playing the game
and going about his business
But I don't want to I got a crazy take so I'm gonna let you I had that tonight
I'm a Lord I'm a wild out in the morning. Okay, respect. take, so I'm gonna let y'all have that tonight, I'm gonna- Oh, Lord. I'm gonna wild out in the morning.
Okay.
Respect.
But what y'all feel about Kendrick
adding a Toronto show to his tour?
Add an extra one?
Yeah.
12th and the 13th.
Is he wilding?
December?
Nah, it's in June, I believe.
Is he wilding for performing in Toronto?
Nah.
And we gonna see-
Who are?
We gonna see if you can really shut me down.
Now you got two shows to stop, and you probably can't do it, so you gonna have to deal with it.
But that's why it's wild, because you didn't violate the fuck out of me.
I'm suing you, and you come into my city.
But he ain't suing Kendrick.
Who he suing?
He's suing Universal.
Yeah, that ain't really directed at Kendrick.
But also, he did stop, quote unquote, allegedly,
the TD artist from performing in Toronto.
So the fact that he doubled down like,
all right, nigga, stop this.
It's me and SZA.
You can't stop that.
Damn, I don't know how to know all of that.
But I think Drake is, to me, I think he doing too much.
It's just a sport, bro.
Let's just rap.
Let's just do our thing.
I kind of got the best of you right now. It's cool, just sport, bro. Let's just rap. Let's just do our thing. I kinda got the best of you right now.
It's cool, just rap, bro.
Get in the booth.
Trying to stop me from coming to a city
and not into the world,
you probably don't have as much pool
as you think you got.
And I'm gonna come to this bitch
and shut this motherfucker down when I come.
Because if you think I'm gonna go to Toronto
and ain't nobody pulling up,
shout out to SZA.
I love SZA, but SZA ain't no fucking Kendrick Lamar.
So let's just keep it real.
I don't know what you mean by that.
She's not as big as Kendrick Lamar.
Oh, no, touring wise, yeah,
SZA probably sell more than Kendrick as far as touring.
He had to go get SZA to do arenas.
Nah.
Kendrick didn't need SZA to do.
To do arenas?
To sell off those venues? Yes to do. To do arenas? To sell off those venues?
Yes he does.
Stadiums, excuse me, not arenas.
To do stadiums, yes the fuck he did.
Nah bro.
I don't think Kendrick's doing stadiums by himself.
No rapper's doing stadiums selling out
by themselves right now.
I know I've seen this other places,
we're not trying to buy on that conversation,
but not for real bro.
Ain't no artist today, rapper wise is selling out.
SZA is big, don't get it fucked up,
but I don't think y'all understand the dynamic
of how big this shit is when Kendrick go on tour, bro.
For sure.
Yeah, we-
He's light years bigger than her.
No, bro.
Stadiums, yes he is, bro.
Don't look at the numbers for their last tour, bro.
SZA tour is very, very well, bro.
It's a great combination.
Come on, right now, when it's hot,
like he is a bigger artist than her, bro.
Right now, if you say a bigger artist,
because I don't think he probably is.
He's been a bigger artist since they came out,
since she came out, he came out.
Kendrick has been a bigger artist than SZA.
He needs her.
Yeah, he can't do a stadium without SZA.
Either Drake had to go on tour with somebody else
to get to sell out, or like you said, those VUs.
It's not a knock towards anybody.
That's fine.
Anyway, I'm saying Drake ain't about to stop there, bro.
You got to prove that nobody's gonna come to these shows.
Like, everybody's not pulling up.
They're coming to see Kendrick, bro.
Yeah.
And ain't no beef with Sizzling and fucking Drake, bro.
No.
And Toronto niggas is coming to see
what the fuck Kendrick is about to say.
I don't give a fuck who else was on the ticket with him.
For sure, and like even shout out to like schoolboy Q&M,
like some of the artists that was going
in that situation, they got shut down.
Yeah, you might have that influence over them,
but you can get that, but this situation, bro,
and I think it's another F you from Kendrick.
You can't do nothing with me in this situation.
You got star power everybody else. You don't have star with me in this situation. You got to stop everybody else.
You don't have to stop everybody else.
And I got a scissors now what?
I just think this shit is just getting too soft.
But it's probably deeper than what we know though.
I don't know.
I can't wait till Drake drop.
He probably ain't gonna drop for a minute,
but when he do it's gonna be hard.
Do you think we'll get a Drake album next year?
2025, dude, we get a Drake album.
Not a collaboration album.
I seen the one that's talking about with him and PND.
Excuse me.
Him and Pete Diddy.
Him, go with it.
That might be PND.
I hope that don't come out.
PND, Party Next Door.
Do we get a solo Drake album next year?
Nah, he need to do a PND.
He need to go like a whole different way.
He don't even need to like try to rap hardcore.
He need to come with that party next door, them vibes.
Bring the vibes back.
Bring the girls back, the vibes, it's gonna be fire.
He can still go crazy as much as people talk about Drake.
Drake is still Drake and his catalog is still elite
and he still makes good music.
He can come back and go crazy in the summer
and it's gonna be what it is.
I love Drake music, I just don't fuck
with all the outside shit, bro.
I ain't without a gimmick and all that shit.
Just hoop.
That's it, get in the booth. That's all, bro. But that's how a lot of people feel about the shit. I'm just hoop. That's how.
That's how I get in the booth.
That's how I, but that's how a lot of people feel
about the situation.
They're just like, all right, bro, like we get it.
Like enough of that shit.
Like go make the fire music or don't.
Yeah, just make it fun, man.
I just think you just kind of bring down the value of rap
doing all this suing and all this other extra shit, bro.
It ain't about that.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I think that aspect of it,
I think he just found the land like,
yeah, I'm losing it is, but I'm gonna use this to my benefit because even I'm somewhat aspect of it, I think he just found the land. Like, yeah, I'm losing it is,
but I'm gonna use this to my benefit
because even I'm somewhat guilty of this,
but I don't know what that is.
Like I said, that's above my pay grade,
but like you said, there's a lot of money behind that
figuring out what really causes a stream shit.
That's-
It's your money, man.
Apparently when they talk about how much this catalog is worth,
it's like certain decades combined
that his catalog is still greater than.
That shit tough.
Yeah.
I mean, this is how fast this motherfucker dream came back.
I respect.
It's not a lemon drop is it?
Uh-uh.
Damn, that's crazy.
She's talking about close enough.
All right, I want y'all to look in y'all phones right now.
Since this early, I don't know if y'all seen it.
Have y'all seen the Family Guy NBA highlight edits?
Yeah, I've seen that.
Amen.
I ain't seen that.
Amen.
Family Guy is, I never understood
how they don't get canceled.
Some of the stuff they say on Family Guy is amazing, bruh.
They have crashed out for years, bro.
Yeah, they don't ever get canceled.
The one where they had Selena, the lady that killed Selena. I'm like, bruh, what? How y'all get away with this?
Bro, listen, even some like South Parkers, even people, you know what I'm saying, been in songs
and stuff like that, people had some ridicule, but hey man, that show undefeated. Yeah, I fuck
with Family Guy. Is Family Guy better than South Park. Yeah. Hell yeah.
Probably the best cartoon of that type of situation,
for sure.
That's just like dirty white jokes.
Nah, Family Guy's, they don't,
they don't spare nobody. It's fucking everybody.
It's fair.
They own that with everybody.
Fuck niggas, white people.
Nah, I watch that shit.
Oh, you ain't ever texted a family guy?
Nah, Family Guy's fucking hilarious.
I watch cartoons, bro.
Nah, bro, they wild, bro. This is like what The Watched cartoons, bro. Nah, bro, they wild, bro.
This is like what The Simpsons should be.
Yeah, bro, they wild, bro.
Did niggas watch The Simpsons at all?
I never, I'm not bullshitting y'all, bro.
We grew up watching real life nigga TV.
I didn't watch none of that shit.
Bugs Bunny, none of that shit.
Oh yeah, The Simpsons damn sure ain't that,
but yeah, I used to always catch them in the past,
and people loved, that shit been on TV fucking ever too.
Ah, facts.
Yeah, y'all got it for Traylor, bruh, sorry.
Shout out to the cartoons, bro, Cartoon Network.
I ain't watched it.
Make y'all bowl of cereal, bro, say it in front of the TV, bro.
So long.
Y'all watched, uh.
You put that in my face.
Y'all watched Hey Arnold, what's the other shit?
I did watch Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
I did watch the Rugrats.
Smuggler's was solid.
We watched the Smart Guy, Parenthood, Martin,
Hanging with Mr. Cooper.
Do you remember L.J. Cool in the house?
Yeah.
That was a solid show.
I used to hang out together in the box,
and now it's time to say goodbye. It's OK, so Cam, I don't wanna see a wide shot
of this at all.
I don't know what that was.
It was a Gullah Gullah Island nigga right there.
Gullah Gullah Island was like this.
Gullah Gullah Island.
What was that thing that he had with him though?
Bang your face.
It was called a parley wall.
My cousin looked just like that, boy.
God damn.
They making a real Gullah Gullah island. I'm saying right.
For real. Yeah.
Who's going to be the black man in that is the real black man.
He's still alive.
I thought that was a new Jack City.
Damn. I just remember hearing about that shit.
But yeah, I was thing about the Lion King,
they making another Lion King?
Stop.
I fucked with Lion King,
Lion King and Ninja Turtles I did fuck with,
just the movies though.
They making another one, what's it called,
like Mufasa and Simba or something.
It's like the origins of shit of Mufasa and shit.
Yeah, I mean, I guess for the kids go crazy,
but after the first Lion King, that was enough for me.
I ain't need none of the other ones,
the live action one I didn't watch.
I didn't care about none of that shit.
Mufasa.
Oh, I got, I know I like that,
but that's coming around, curse me, wanna come out?
That was a nigga that was crazy, wasn't it?
Mufasa, nah, Mufasa was a day, who got smoked?
Who was the wildest scar?
Yeah.
That's a Kofi a fire ass nickname on me.
They come out on the 20th?
Oh damn.
This month?
Oh they about to eat, they want Christmas.
Nigga they got a Lion King movie for Christmas,
that's all winter break is, money.
Oh, me and P was talking about this today,
like what's y'all favorite Christmas movie?
So we, was it like 16, 15 days until Christmas?
What is it?
18 or something like that?
17.
17 days, we was gonna watch a Christmas movie for-
Santa Claus is mine, probably Home Alone though.
Home Alone?
Santa Claus is for me though.
I forgot dude name in that, the white man in that,
and Santa Claus, the movie called Santa Claus.
Tim Out?
Tim Out, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Oh yeah.
Mine's is Jingle All the Way. I swear I was just about to say.
I swear.
I was just about to say where they go look for the toy.
Or a sports nigger in Sinbad.
Fire movie.
Oh yeah, that's a fire ass movie.
I fuck with that.
I'm a national.
Sinbad was a whole ass nigga.
He was a hater ass.
He was a hater ass nigga.
Yeah.
He was hating.
Jingle all the way one of my times.
Fuck Arnold, Arnold White.
I fucked with Jack Frost.
Damn.
I never seen that.
I'm an old school nigga.
The Lampoon's Christmas movie is always one of my favorites too.
I always watch that every time.
Nationally, there was so many of them.
National Lampoon.
What about the Grinch?
Y'all fuck with the Grinch?
Nah, it wasn't.
The Grinch is solid, it wasn't.
The Grinch is solid.
It ain't my favorite, but I ain't mad at it.
Probably Friday too for me.
Friday after next.
Yeah. Definitely.
That nigga said,
"'You tired of getting that barbecue from up the street?'
What's your most-
Hey, what was Shorty's name?
They get your most sauce and they give you meat.
Take your big ass brus barbecue.
Hey, what was Shorty's name in that?
Which one?
That cat hat.
That ice cube was trying to get on?
Her name was, hey, my God, her name.
Carla, nope, that's the other one.
That's next Friday.
Yeah, she was all right.
Donna.
Donna.
Boy, they give you most sauce.
Donna had them eyes, boy.
And they give you meat. My favorite part eyes, boy. They give you me.
My favorite part of the movie was my pinky pulling up.
He said we got a donation.
Nope, I got bitches.
Baby D.
I love that movie, I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, that's probably my favorite Christmas movie.
Baby, I say Bad Santa.
Yeah, Bad Santa funny as fuck.
Bad Santa.
What's the one, the girl movie?
Good Moms, like holiday or something.
Oh yeah, I know she's talking about, that is fried.
That's smooth too.
I approve that movie too.
Hey, y'all seen Almost Christmas?
Is that what Chris Brown?
It's this one with JB Smooth,
Danny Glover, Monique.
I ain't seen that.
But you have to, Omar Epps, you have to watch it bro.
Almost Christmas is funny as fuck bro. I know what you're talking about.
It's a lot of flagrish shit to happen in that movie.
Is there one with Carrie Hilsen in it?
Yes.
Yes.
I ain't seen that one.
This Christmas is cool, too.
Is Preacher's Wife a Christmas movie?
Preacher's Wife is a Christmas movie.
That's too serious for me.
That hit too close to home, too.
Niggas love that movie.
Yeah, that was just too serious for me.
I can't really remember that movie like that.
That was fried, bro.
The church is fucked up, bro.
The church is fucked up, bro.
The church is fucked up, bro.
The church is fucked up.
The church is fucked up.
The church is fucked up.
The church is fucked up.
The church is fucked up.
The church is fucked up.
The church is fucked up. The church is fucked up. The church is fucked up. The church is was just too strange. I can't really remember that movie like that.
That was fried, bro.
The church is fucked up, bro.
Shout out to all the altos getting cracked.
Shout out to the Christmas bonus.
That's crazy.
I hate this church.
That little nigga killed me.
That was me at nine for sure. You can tell why his pants was covered up in video. That little nigga killed me. Oh wow, that was me at nine for sure.
You can tell why his pants was covered in video.
He was like,
that nigga's so old.
Oh my God, I felt that.
Who the baddest little kid y'all ever see on the internet?
Oh damn.
On the internet?
Yeah.
Why the little nigga that was just with Kai?
Nobody worse than my little homie
who stole this his mama car,
ex grandma car and they made a boondocks.
I smoke with cigarettes.
A little fat nigga.
A nigga what?
I wanna do hood rat things with my friends.
He was bad.
He was bad as fuck.
He was bad.
When he said yeah.
And then he had that little.
We got a little Millie.
Of a boondocks. He is bad. When this nigga said yeah, he wanted the fried chicken. And then he had that little, we got a little Milton, Moon Docks.
When this nigga said, yeah, he wanted the fried chicken.
The fried chicken took me out, man.
I smoked with cigarettes.
He beat his grandmother for the fried chicken.
Putting hands on your grandma is crazy.
He said, he just wanted that chicken.
Moon Docks is crazy.
Moon Docks is the greatest show ever, bro.
But another show.
You never watch the Boondocks?
It's a cartoon.
You never watch the Boondocks?
Ah, you trippin', bro.
You would love the Boondocks, bro.
That is you, being you are the Boondocks, bro.
Nah, I never tune in.
It was fake.
Nah, that's shit.
Oh, my nigga, I have to do all real stories.
Oh for real?
Kinda like they make fun of real stories.
Like they did this little nigga, they did the dude,
the gay dude, the Tyler Perry episode of Bulldogs
you have to watch, bro.
He is the reason why that show definitely came to a halt.
You need to watch the R. Kelly too.
They made Tyler Perry gay on the Bulldogs.
No, they went crazy.
They went crazy.
They disrespect the whole situation, bro. It's ridiculous. You have to watch it, bro. no, they, no, they, no, they, no, they, they were crazy. They were crazy. They disrespect the whole situation, bro.
It's ridiculous. You have to watch it, bro.
Yeah. I can't even watch the episode.
You got to watch the, uh, yeah, you know, the guy out of jail saying he,
I want you. Yeah. I like you.
He, you know, I know you are Chris Hansen.
So they had Chris Hansen come like catch a predator.
He's like, yeah, I caught you over here.
I know y'all.
I know y'all.
I want you.
I want you.
And I like you.
The gay nigga was saying that to Chris Hansen?
Yeah, but you got, but.
Trying to crack Chris Hansen is crazy.
Boom Docs is crazy shows.
Yeah, I've never seen that before.
I've heard of it though.
The Boom Docs is one of the greatest shows of all time, man.
Man, they had the Fried Chicken Flu.
Regina King's eyes made more credit for Hot Chicken.
Y'all talking about Tyler Perry?
That's when we was adults though.
Yes, bro.
Y'all definitely checked out.
Nigga, the Fried Chicken Flu, bro.
The Martin Luther King episode, when he came back,
bro, one of the best episodes of all time.
Brian did?
Yes, bro.
They are funny as hell, man.
Suck gay rappers.
Gangsta-licious, bro. Gangsta-licious, bro.
Gangsta-licious, bro.
Do the homie.
Do the homie.
Yeah, y'all tapped in.
I ain't broke.
Bro, you have to watch the bro.
The niggas in the comments will see it.
It's gonna be like, they gonna send you episodes, bro.
You haven't watched them.
It's the funniest shit I've all time.
You gonna cry a lot.
You two, y'all don't be on there.
Y'all hit the DM.
I watch.
Do the homie.
He just got arrested again.
Oh damn.
He's still bad.
That's crazy, bro.
Lil Bill still driving crazy.
Come on, Lil Bill.
That nigga was like Clarence Weathersworth.
That little nigga was crazy, man.
He said smoke what?
Cigarettes.
I know we hear everybody talking about that.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Prince Weather's brother, bro. That little nigga was crazy, man.
He said, smoke what?
Cigarettes?
I know we're here, we're about to get off the topic,
but Home Alone, which y'all favorite one?
First one.
New York.
New York.
I like New York.
That's how my nephew, we got a story to tell you.
I don't know if we ever told it on here.
My nephew, we went to New York for All-Star,
and I told my nephew you can order room service,
and he thought he was on Home Alone,
and he ordered $6,000 worth of room service.
Malcolm, what the fuck was you doing?
Not for real, what was you ordering?
Chicken tenders, fries, milkshakes.
Them motherfuckers came with cocaine, bro.
$6,000 worth of chicken tenders is crazy.
Ain't no way, I was getting bumps on that plate,
on the appetizer.
Man bro, he was going crazy.
That was a secret menu.
That nigga was going crazy.
Damn, 6K?
6K bro.
Childs of Bud.
Yeah, Bud ended up paying that bill for us.
But, nephew went crazy.
I was like, nigga, ain't no way.
Hold on, who ordered this?
I looked at the room number.
Malcolm, he was like, he went crazy.
He was really living alone.
My nigga didn't have nowhere to go.
He wasn't grown.
He was living his home alone dream, man.
Damn.
Hey, that movie is. What hotel was that?
What was that? Ritz Carlton.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Them bitches is definitely a band for sure.
That's what it is.
They weren't that much up in one night.
It's hilarious.
Who was there?
What, two nights?
Three nights?
That is hilarious.
Three nights, three nights.
Shout out to Coach Bud, man.
He didn't even know where he covered.
Nah, he don't.
For three nights, my boy ran off 6K.
That's crazy.
The real part of you. Shout up 6K. That's crazy. The real part of you.
Child of the buck, that's crazy.
Home Alone, one is fire, I lit two,
cause two was niggas was, he was doing a lot.
He was doing a lot.
Yeah, when he had that little recorder,
I wanted that motherfucker bad.
Now straight up, I'm bad for the animals.
My mama was like, boy, you ain't getting that.
That's fake.
That was definitely real.
I was like, I can record.
It was just not in the budget.
I was thinking I can record, act like I went to school.
I can act like I went to school and I was thinking,
oh, they're wrong, she ain't getting that.
Man, it's so funny now, Christmas shopping as an adult,
you go back and look at your parents and say no to it
and say, no, you can't get this.
Like, man, that was real, nah, that was real.
You just didn't wanna buy it.
It was cool.
Yeah, like some of those prices I'd be looking at,
I'm like, mama, that wasn't even that much.
Like I brought one of the couple wrestlers.
Wrestlers were $10, mama.
We only get two.
Wait, that's a lot.
But nigga, that was a 20, nigga.
You could've split that two.
Somebody got an extra 10.
Oh yeah.
I gotta split that up. I'm buying something for five.
It was 15 of us.
Hey, somebody put Bada Dora to steal 10s on.
They said, shout out to T.
What's the, what's the name, what's the name, Roy?
Shout out to Roy, man.
Roy, yeah, yeah, I'm still sick.
It's a wild name for a white boy.
That boy come from humble beginnings, bro.
Hopefully you got a name change. Change your name is boy. That boy come from humble beginnings, bro.
Hopefully you got a name change.
Change your name is crazy.
Your white daddy name you Roy?
He already started you off on the bad note.
You know what's crazy?
A lot of people DM me about that,
like foster, like people that was in foster families
and stuff like that.
They were just like, damn, bro,
like it's dope that you went through that. I was like, stuff like that. They were just like, damn, bro,
it's dope that you went through that.
I was like, I would try and make fun of it,
but it's like, I don't know if they was like saying like-
No, they was like, shit, we wanted them, bro.
That's cool, we tried to embrace that.
Yeah, I was like, damn, I would've responded
to a couple of y'all, but it's about 300 y'all
that wrote me this.
Damn.
You got a lot of homeless people following you.
They're not homeless. They were adopted.
They was in foster families, man.
I know, but when you go to the,
the what's-her-name, you damn near homeless, bro.
When your mama don't want you, bro, you homeless.
Nah, they be getting taken from their parents and stuff.
When you go to the, what do you call that home?
The foster home, the group home.
The group, when you go to the group home, bro.
Nah, they be getting in trouble, bro.
There be a lot of different reasons
why people be starting to support.
I know, with your parents.
Listen, if you, let me tell y'all something.
These niggas try to keep shit PG.
If your mama put you out, nigga, you homeless.
They send you to the group home.
They get taken from them.
They like getting in trouble at school and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, or they might get in trouble at school
and they get taken from their friends.
I mean, it's reasons.
It's this, you know, you got a crackhead mama
and then you got a bad ass kid,
but you gotta be super bad for your mama
and put you out the house and send you to some other
people's houses, bro.
Maybe bad as hell.
Have you ever seen a white boy on Skier and Straight?
Type it in, Mike.
And he be talking.
Where he said, why you on Tri-Parole?
He said, I ain't seen my kids.
He said, Tri-Parole.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
And you can tell that he wanted to fuck the kids up
because that be talking crazy.
He was like, you good here, I ain't seen my kids.
He was like, you should Tri-Parole. They be talking crazy. You go near, I ain't see my kids. He was like, you should try parole.
Calm down, bro.
You should calm.
Yo, y'all gotta, if y'all ain't seen it
by YouTube family, I gotta go check.
I don't give a fuck how bad my kid get, bro.
To put your kid in a group home is crazy.
Yeah, man.
He's in the boarding school.
Yeah, I'm sorry, bro.
That's just wild.
It's open that door.
He won't go in there, open it.
So any of y'all that grew up in a group home,
y'all got my mad respect, bro.
Y'all to be grown and got through that.
Nah, for sure, man.
I fuck with you for that.
That person that early on was crazy.
Yeah.
I wouldn't fuck with my mama, she put me out.
Hell nah.
Amen.
I mean, you know.
Send me the little orphan, Andy.
I'm cool, bitch.
I'm, you through.
It's a lot of people go through stuff, man, so.
No, that's why I fuck with the people who go through it,
but the parents, bro, you out of pocket
for sending your kid to a group home.
It be the parents going through some stuff.
So that'd be the thing, is they be unstable.
Yeah, as I got older, I like, appreciate my parents
actually doing that, though.
At first, when I was younger, I used to be like,
man, it's some bull, like.
Yeah, because you selfish at that point, right.
Yeah, but as I got older, I'm like, damn, bro,
y'all really like, that's dope. And like, cause you selfish at that point. Yeah, but as I got older, I'm like damn bro, y'all really like, that's dope.
And like even my cousins, they do it now,
they adopted some kids.
And they part of our family now,
they adopted like what, four kids?
Yeah, if my crazy glue wasn't working,
I'd probably adopt a couple.
And they had four of their own kids,
adopted four more.
That's a different glue.
Yeah.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
I respect that.
When I got older, I was like, damn, that's crazy.
So shut up with them though.
Nah, for sure, man.
Especially this time of the year,
like you said with the holidays,
a lot of people getting extra love and shit like that.
A lot of people be needing help,
especially this time of the year.
Man, I'm excited.
We got someone in the middle seat working on it,
taking care of a couple of families.
No, we're not doing this shit for social media.
It's the time of year where people need some help.
They may not say it.
I only got money for single mamas.
That's his ministry.
But the club 520, we would be helping a couple of families
out, you know what I'm saying?
Showing love.
I won't be a part of it.
I'm only a part of the single mamas with two, two, three
kids.
If it's a nigga in the house, and a grandma,
and a mama, fuck you.
Single mama me, this is not a club 520.
I will be excluding myself from that,
what do you call it, ministry.
Fuck them.
If Mike gives me, gives y'all any of my money,
I'm pulling up.
Why you can't help a man?
Nah bro, I'm asleep bro.
It's too many single mamas out here struggling.
I'm only fucking with the single mamas with kids bro.
Four families, I'm asleep.
What about a single dad?
Single dad, we'll fuck with you.
Okay.
Cause that bitch ain't shit.
We'll fuck with you.
Hey, that's the structure we in when we do it.
Yeah. We gonna fuck with you. Y's the structure we in when we do it.
We gonna fuck with you.
Y'all are crazy, man.
Go ahead and plug Heddy X, man, before we get out of here.
Don't even shout out club 520.
Nah, I'm just saying, bro, heddyx.com
will be live and active back on December 26th, bro.
Is Mr. Marcus on that one?
Who?
Henny X.
Nah, nah, nah, I'm not real Mr. Marcus.
My boy passed the tour. I'm wearing the tipos, actually I no, I'm real Mr. Marcus. My boy passes.
I'm wearing the Timbos.
Actually, I'm wearing the Timbos next.
The black Timbs of the white license.
You got to wear black Timbs of the white license.
Say less.
For Mr. Marcus.
For sure.
RIP, man.
That's why I wear a gold chain.
What, he dead?
Oh, he ain't dead?
No, he ain't die.
Uh-oh, my fault.
I thought Mr. Marcus was dead.
Well, he a youth pastor now.
No, wait, what?
He a youth pastor now. He is? Yeah, bro. No, he father, Mr. Morgan's a... Well, he a youth pastor now, so... No, wait, what? For real?
Yeah, he a pastor now.
He is?
Yeah, bro.
No way he's a pastor.
Yeah.
That's a hell of a switch up.
Yeah, you know, most of these pastors,
they're ex-drug dealers, knock-offs, shit.
On God, on God.
Yeah.
Career must be a dick in the dead church.
Ha ha ha.
Man, bye, man.
There ain't no way Mr. Morgan is a pastor.
Yeah.
We know Mikey can find that shit fast.
It's more of the same ministry.
Same church.
Shout out to him if he did that.
Shout out to Friendship too,
since we're talking about the church stuff.
Nigga, don't shout my church out after you said Mr. Marcus.
No, I'm just saying I fuck with Friendship.
No.
Shout out to all the Friendship followers.
Nah, don't you dare.
Whole congregation watch this.
Whole congregation.
Yes.
Pastor Covey, Ted. I had you right there. I had you right there. Don't you crack those shut up. Don't be, I'm gonna get a pastor Covey to throw followers on me. Watch this. Pastor Covettin!
Don't you track those
on me. I'm gonna get a pastor Covettin for
when I'm 50. On me.
Hey, we're united.
We might be in next time.
Follow me on Instagram.
Damn!
I'm about to say, they can't see
me. They can see me now.
Yeah, you have to get you.
The mobile bar that's on Instagram is X.com.
Not you, but X.com.
You could have gone right here.
Yes.
Yes.
She could have went right here.
Yes.
Damn.
That was funny.
Yeah.
We might be back next week.
Maybe not me. Fuck it.
Who knows?
We have some new, we have new Tinder.
Thank God!
Oh my God!
We in hell!
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where I discuss entertainment, sports, politics,
and anything and everything that catches my attention.
I am here to call it as I see it.
And there's a whole lot of things
catching my eyes these days.
Listen to the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast
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It's hard to read the news these days
without asking yourself, how did we get here?
Fiasco is a history podcast
for the co-creators of Slow Burn.
In our first season, Bush v.
Gore, we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election,
which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings
in Supreme Court history. So if you're trying to make sense of the present moment, check
out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore. Listen on the iHeartRadio app Heart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts
Hey, I'm miles gray and I'm Jack O'Brien
We're the hosts of the Daily Zeitgeist and we want to tell you about miles
We nailed that this is a weekly podcast about all the amazing moments that keep all of us NBA fans coming back for more.
Basically, if you love basketball and you like to laugh, listen to Miles and Jack, Got Mad Boosties, an NBA podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
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