Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague’s CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: BEST gift, favorite holiday food, Christmas traditions
Episode Date: December 26, 2024We’re back with Season 3, Episode 19 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague and the guys celebrate the Christmas holiday and talk about their favorite parts of the holiday season. From best and worst gi...fts, to favorite foods and traditions, you won’t want to miss the Club 520 Christmas special. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Another holiday episode of Club 520 podcast.
I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me to my left.
I got my dog, Bishop B, heading out to Pearlies.
How you what, Nasty?
Cool and nasty. Let's get to it, baby.
I know. You know what I'm saying?
I know you had some good Christmas gifts.
My boy went straight to the feats with them.
You know what I'm saying? With the production team gifts.
Yeah, I couldn't wait to throw them to,
you know what I mean, the young mans.
Okay, see the baby blue was hadn.
It's real tough.
Real tough for sure, man.
To my right, I got my dog, young Nacho, young Tig.
How you what?
Cool and nasty.
Now I got on these, I hate dunks now.
Damn.
Well, not hate, but I don't like,
these ain't SBs, I like SBs.
I just got on my pipe dunks. I guess. Oh, I got these on. Got the red double dunks on. That's crazy.
Free coach Tiggs. That's backwards. Oh god. Hey, that's funny.
Holiday breakup around. You know what I'm saying? Coaches,
they get the acting practice and they got my boy away, man.
Free to real, man. Definitely. I'm, I'm hurt. That's interesting.
You say that about the dunks
because the dunks like the last couple years went OD.
I remember pandemic right after they was,
you couldn't get no dunks bro, couldn't no dunks at all.
And then they flooded the market
and nigga said we are nothing on dunks.
They are sitting everywhere now.
I like dunks, nah I don't, I ain't gonna lie.
I do, it just that the panda wave was crazy. I just, I don't know, ain't gonna lie. I do. It just that the panda wave was crazy.
I just, I don't know.
People overhype a shoe, I get it,
but I don't know, I still rock a dunk to this day.
Yeah, I mean, I grew up on the SB,
so niggas don't got those no more.
They don't know where to get them at,
but it's kind of funny,
because even when those came back out,
like the different, the Be True series,
like even with the Brazil boys,
the Syracuse Autumn shoes, those were going crazy
for a long time, like after marketing and stuff,
and then they dropped them all back again
and fucked it up again.
I tell niggas all the time that you was really,
I had like one pair, but you was a nigga
that I seen consistently wearing.
I tell you what, that's where S.B. Wells came from.
Oh yeah.
Like niggas didn't know that, like that was what you used
to rock all the time and shit. Oh yeah, growing up skating. So you feeling. Like niggas didn't know that, that was what you used to rock all the time and shit.
So you feelin' the way, seeing niggas,
slept them out, I respect it.
Yeah, I mean, I never cared about the Ducks.
I thought it was cool, because like back in the days,
you went to like journeys at random places
and get like 5.0s and stuff like that.
Like it was cool, but like when they went super crazy,
I was like, I mean, it's a regular shoe, it's a dunk.
It's like an Air Force One,
I ain't mad at people wearing it.
I hate the pandas, but I can't be mad at it. It's a staple shoe, it's a dunk. It's like an Air Force One, I ain't mad at people wearing it. I hate the pandas, but I can't be mad at it.
It's a staple shoe, it's a black and white shoe.
How could they ever go wrong?
Yeah.
I started wearing dunks in like 2014, 2013.
Yeah.
And I was cool with them then,
cause my brother used to have them when I was young.
He used to wear a trill with all old school stuff.
So he used to wear a dunk.
So when I seen him again, I was like, damn,
like the air raids and all that shit,
I wanted that because of my brother.
But I was with Adidas, so I couldn't wear him.
But I always used to buy it, you know what I mean?
But then when it started, I could wear Nikes again.
I started wearing them.
People weren't really wearing them.
Nah, it's supposed to be back then.
Yeah, they wasn't really wearing them.
So when I went back to Nike in like 2016, people wasn't rocking them. Only person I seen rocking them. I was wearing them. I was wearing them. I was wearing them. I was wearing them. I was wearing them.
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the concepts was he had a lot of,
like the lobsters and all that shit,
and he started going back with like the Jedis and stuff.
He had that heat for sure.
Yeah, he was going crazy.
But you can't find any of that stuff now for anything cheap.
That's one thing, hey, I was gonna ask y'all that,
what shoes y'all used to have,
you were like, damn, I wish I would've had
like this resale market.
Even with Mike Tugler, when he was at Foot Locker,
niggas had that shit back then. And I'm just like for when stock eggs first came around to resell places
I'm I wish I would have kept some of that stuff cuz I would have came up
my mom would never saw them bronze and
Barclays and the bakens all that shit
Went crazy. I just want my white and gold LeBron threes back from back in the day. Facts. Damn.
I put my nigga DJ.
That was we slotted them out.
We was out of pocket.
I had to leave eyes and jeans and white tee.
At a time period that was acceptable, bro.
We was out of pocket, but it was acceptable.
Forge. All stars.
We all know why for that.
I had all the Barclays, the red and black I had them. I had all the Barclays.
The red and black Barclays.
Yeah.
Elite.
White Barclays.
The white and blue Barclays.
CB 90.
The black and blue Barclays.
The black, white and blue Blarkies are so fucking cold
and they never gonna come back out again.
I had them, I had all of them.
We used to buy every Barclay.
Even me and Phil, we had the,
I don't know what year it is,
the mid Barclays with the strap across them. Yeah, we had the, I don't know what year it is, the mid-barclays with the strap across them.
Yeah, I had the black ones.
The ones,
Fat Five was rocking.
Yeah, yeah, them.
The little gray and white.
Yeah, I was rocking them.
Phil had the navy blue and white ones.
Them was gross, but.
I had the white and silver ones too.
I had all them.
I'm trying to think about my childhood.
What's your, probably just the Webers for me
when I was a kid, here.
The sensations of what I got.
White, blue, Webers.
Oh, crazy, crazy.
School, Professor School has the white and red ones
in his avi and they so fire every time I see them.
They so fire.
I had the white and red ones.
I had the black and white ones.
I had the blue and white ones.
And then I, Hugh had the black and blue ones. I ain't never get the black and red ones, I had the black and white ones, I had the blue and white ones, and then Hugh had the black and blue ones.
I ain't never get the black and blue ones,
I wanted them bad though.
I was on a sea wave for sure.
See, I didn't get to me at the sensations,
even though I fucked with them heavy, I had the pippins.
I had every color of that fucking pippin one.
The air one with the air on the side?
Nah, the pippin one with the squiggly lines?
Oh yeah.
I had all them air pippins.
The black, white, and red ones went crazy.
It's another color they had, it was like purple and black.
That was dumb too.
But it was the heaviest shoe on earth.
I don't know why I like that shoe that much.
I got some of them.
I got the black ones right now, the black and red ones.
Yeah.
Think my mom bought me them Tim Duncan's.
Them was heavier than a bitch.
Oh, which one is it?
The Total Four Possible Max.
The Total Four Possible Max.
Oh nigga, them is hard.
You should have the strongest feet on earth, bro.
I do, bro, that's where my calves are.
I'll take a silver, I'll take a silver periodone right now.
Yeah.
I still don't got them.
I got some black ones and I got them like,
aqua blue ones or something.
Mm-hmm, all blue.
Yeah.
We talked to KG too on one,
we had him on the show about his shoes.
He had a fire shoe.
Oh yeah.
The Garnets was here too.
I had them Garnets.
Oh, that was our team basketball shoe.
Yeah, that was a team basketball.
It's so crazy, cause like we talking about this nostalgia,
like Nike basketball and old shit is like,
they're never bringing that shit out
because only us like it.
Yeah.
It's pointless to bring it down.
It's not even worth it.
You look at the kids.
Kids for sure, they-
Could give a fuck, bro. They don't have the capacity. My man not even worth it. You look at the kids. Kids for sure, they. Could give a fuck, bro.
I mean, Lou had on the Jason kids the other day.
It was so hard.
Oh yeah, the Zoom them, E. Lee, bro.
I'm like damn, Lou them was hard.
And then I was mad,
cause when the Drakes came out and they was just like,
them like the Drakes.
No, them like the J kids.
Y'all got shit fucked up.
I understand y'all age,
but we not gonna ever disrespect the lineage
like that at all.
Yeah, speaking of lineage, it's Christmas time.
Yes sir.
You know what's crazy?
Like, we ain't gonna talk about the gifts.
Actually, we're here for the gifts.
I wanna ask y'all, how do you politely say
I don't like this gift?
Or what do you do with a gift you don't like?
Just take it back.
That's why I always ask for gift cards,
because if I don't like it,
from the place I just give it to my kids.
I just don't even use it.
I just say thank you and just kind of put it to the side.
Yeah, like, you know, as men in the pay trucks in our family
be like, we don't give a fuck about gifts.
I just always tell them, motherfucker,
I don't want a tie, I don't want luggage,
or I'm cool with cologne too, but don't overdo it.
Niggas get the same thing,
like when girls want to be lazy, niggas get the same thing, like when girls wanna be lazy,
niggas get the same thing.
Talk about it, King.
I can't agree, not me.
My wife go over and overdo it.
Yeah, I'm know what you're talking about,
I'm talking about in general.
Oh yeah, I'm saying.
Niggas don't want, nah, we ain't talking about nothing.
I'm just saying, niggas do not want ties, luggage,
cologne, drawers, t-shirts.
We want it, but it's not like, damn, you really didn't think
because we gotta be overly thoughtful.
You buy a girl Victoria's Secret says she might be shit.
It better be Fenty.
Better be that Fenty.
Yeah, some new, some Skims or something.
Damn, that's- Speaking of Skims, bro,
she tried to kill boys for the holidays.
Yeah, Kim out of pocket.
She know better than to do that right now.
Yeah, it's out of pocket.
She the gold bro.
A North Face collab?
Yeah, you don't respect her out of pocket.
She's the gold bro.
Nobody's fucking with her bro.
The marketing is A1 bro.
Shout out to Ye.
Skims, selling out that fast, it's crazy bro.
That's why I feel like,
it was some people that had already had,
that's why I tell people,
I'm locked in with Ticketmaster.
So when y'all ticket drop, y'all shouldn't be late.
I'm already tapped on the early bird.
I feel like Kim got a hive, bro.
Of course.
Most definitely.
She got a hive, and I get it, she the biggest.
But I'm saying, bro, for that shit to go.
Two minutes.
Come on, bro.
Niggas was pressing the fuck out them computer keys.
It's crazy, bro.
Niggas was putting their last minute efforts into that last Christmas gift.
Like, hey, I'm gonna get them skinned. No, you're not, my boy.
That's what I thought. I was like, P, just get on there.
So tell me when you get your cart ready. I'm gonna go ahead and swipe up.
She said, everything's gone.
Y'all better test on the TikTok. They got them two pieces on sale, man.
That is not the skin I'm looking for.
That shit is called skin.
Motherfucker, get one wide cycle.
Motherfucker, the pantyhose, the whole outfit.
That motherfucker some skin.
Hey, leggings is leggings.
We don't care anyway.
Like, at y'all family functions for like the holidays,
like do y'all play games and stuff like that?
Like family traditions, y'all play games, any of that?
Minute to Win It. Mm-hmm, what's that game?all play games, any of that. Minute to Win it.
Mm, mm.
What's that game?
I ain't never heard of it.
Minute to Win it, we all gonna have to do that one day.
I'm gonna have to show y'all.
I did it for one of my birthday parties,
but it's like a bunch of little games, bro, that you play.
It's not just one game.
Okay.
Like table games, anything.
Like pulling the tissue.
Oh, okay.
That type of shit, like, you know what I mean?
Swinging the hot dog paws between your legs,
trying to knock it over.
What?
Excuse me?
You put a hot dog, the girls put a hot dog
between their leg on the string and they swing it,
but you gotta knock the cup over.
Oh, I thought that was the one where you try to eat it.
I thought you were trying to catch it.
Y'all ain't seen that on like,
that's the hell of a TikTok chat.
Obviously, they had the little bachelor party,
they'd be swinging it, trying to catch it.
I said, oh, this is-
In their mouth?
Yeah.
Y'all algorithm different.
I was just, no, for real it is.
He said it's family talk.
I was gonna say, if the family gets a hot dog, that's crazy.
You're lying, the water's up.
That's what I thought you was saying.
I was saying, so you got grandmama in there
trying to catch a hot dog.
You ain't ever seen where they put the present,
the little box of presents on their back with the jingles.
You gotta shake it, those are minutes to win a game.
You gotta twerk and the motherfuckin' shit come out.
Nah, I ain't doin' that.
Well, nah, it's not for you, hopefully.
I'ma leave.
You said you had to play these games with us.
No, I'm saying, what we have, you know,
what you call it. The real skills challenge.
I saw the ones we got like,
bounce the ping pong ball in the water.
I ain't seen no twerking.
That's a frat party game.
You know what I'm talking about.
You can get the most of them in the.
Oh yeah, but you can do a bunch of shit, bro.
It's like an obstacle course.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you DJ, you got any new traditions?
I made new traditions this year because, you know,
I feel like it was time to step up for the family.
It's been lacking the last couple of years.
I'm holding it down, you know what I'm saying?
Basically, you know what I'm saying?
We can watch the, we can have all family time in the morning,
but once the games come on in the afternoon,
that's everybody's cue to, you know what I'm saying,
enjoy this wonderful spread that I provided for y'all
and shut the fuck up.
Y'all can play whatever games y'all want to,
but once the games come on,
I'm trying to hit this Christmas lay,
everybody do what y'all want, everybody enjoy y'all gifts,
get out the way, clear our eyes all the time.
But then later in the nights,
I always kick it with my homies.
We all got kids and shit now,
but we always linked up for the games,
or one of the games on Christmas.
So that's always been our tradition.
That's dope.
We ain't really got no traditions in my crib.
Like, we used to go to my mama's house.
We'd probably go to my mama's house for breakfast or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, we'd probably do something like that.
But other than that, we just be lazy.
Me and P probably had some food and all,
but that's really it.
We don't got shit.
I used to drink with my homies on Christmas.
I did, wow.
I used to, yeah, I used to, when I was younger,
I used to turn up and all my homies got kids, so.
Before I built the foundation.
Yeah, it's a little different when them kids wake up.
They be up at 637.
And I used to go out on Christmas Eve.
For sure.
Yeah, that's dead now.
Thanksgiving was my shit.
I was gonna ask y'all, what's better going on
Thanksgiving Eve or Christmas Eve?
Thanksgiving.
For sure, you got the whole day to recover.
That was those elite, elite moments of my life.
I'm like.
On Wednesdays. Elite. I think to the Vogue on Wednesdays.
I think we should go out for Christmas Eve.
Nah, my motherfucking wife killed your ass now.
Yeah, Christmas Eve is tough,
cause you gonna have to be up in the morning.
For those of you that got the little kids
that's been waiting for this all year,
you have to be front and center ready by 7, 7.30.
Don't let some shit need to be assembled.
My kids, bro, when they on break, bro,
I let them go crazy, bro.
They be sleeping till damn near 12, bro.
I said, you know.
My kids just woke up a couple hours ago.
Oh, bro.
Damn, what's up, man?
Go to bed.
I ain't go cat, bro.
Probably six, bro.
That's all right.
My kids be, when they on break, bro, I leave them on.
You know what I mean?
She needs to be wanting them to go to bed, bro.
Let them cook, bro.
They just gotta go to school for 10, 12 hours a day, bro.
That's how Ryan is, bro.
He be waking up at like 3.30.
Little Christmas Eve, you're not rapping Parisians
on Christmas Eve?
I don't rap.
You're not rapping at all?
I ain't never rapped.
I'm a nigga with a trick.
Okay, I rapped.
To say, to have me buy the gifts and rap them is crazy.
That's why, see, that's-
Talk about it, King.
I was trying to chill out on the holidays,
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With a full car?
You don't grocery shop like me, though, bro.
Yeah, not with a full car, but if it's about 20 items, all right, that's my max.
Anything else, bro, somebody else to slide in the stool, bro. I'm not buying all these shop like me though, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna say, not with a full car, bro. If it's about 20 items, all right, that's my max. Anything else, bro, somebody else is sliding the stool, bro.
I'm not buying all these gifts and rapping them, bro.
That's wild, bro.
Yeah, I don't even, I shout out to my dog.
I got a Ryan gift, I told him today,
hey, you wanna meet me at the store?
I'll come to you, we go to the store, get your gift.
Like, I'm not even, I'm not even trying
to surprise you no more.
Yeah, he at the address, just like, bro, what you want, bro? I'm gonna say even older, I'm older. I mean, I'm still even. I'm with that. I'm not even trying to surprise you no more. Yeah, he got the address, just like bro,
what you want?
I'm still surprised with my kids,
but their mother is gonna wrap them gifts.
So Bobby, you know what I mean,
get it out the mug, gang.
We had our talk, but yeah, my girls,
I'm not wrapping no gifts though, bro.
It's crazy, cause I just feel like
it's gonna take me so long to see you rip that bitch up
and throw it to the side, I'm gonna be tight.
Yeah, I told you.
And you gotta put all that paper away.
You gotta throw it away.
And then I'm a nigga who has to take all the boxes
and shit to the dumpster.
That's the biggest-
It's just a lot, bro.
It's a lot, bro.
I ain't gonna hold you.
I told you all that.
That Von Mor for Ness, boy.
Von Mor wrap any gift you want, bro.
It don't even matter if you bought something
from there or not.
I just pull it up.
I bought a little something just to, you know what I'm saying,
get the receipt.
Hey, yeah, I need this.
Yeah, there is no PS5's of Von Mor, but- I didn't know that. I bought a little something just to, you know what I'm saying? Get the receipt. Hey, yeah, I need this. Yeah, there is no PS5's at Walmart, but.
I know that.
Wrap it down for you.
Oh, Walmart reps your whole.
Bro, pull up, bro.
They fucking with you.
I'm putting that in the air,
but they're fucking pull up with their U-Haul truck.
That's between them, but I know.
Watch Brandon Beasley pull up.
He doing that fucking giveaway to them 30 families.
They're gonna ask him to leave.
But for my little three or four bucks,
triple bless.
Triple bless.
Matter of fact, Beasley, go up there and thanksgiving.
Have my mom wrap them fucking turkeys up, niggas.
Triple bless.
You know how mad I'd be if a nigga gave me a turkey
wrapped in paper.
Oh, shit.
I'm pissed.
My nigga be giving back hell of a shit
during the holidays.
Oh, my mama, bro.
I mean, we need to shout that out,
because man, he do a great work in the city for sure.
He do a great work in the city.
Great work in the city for sure.
He's a strong ass nigga.
He got a team, but you know what I mean,
shout out to whoever his team is,
but I'm saying my nigga really be on the front line.
Out here slaving for them few days,
getting them gifts off, so a lot more.
My nigga might be on the way.
Nah, for sure, that's commendable.
Yeah, I got some complaints about gift bags two years ago
and I made a statement across the family
and I think it was well received.
Yeah, DJ be complaining about everything.
DJ, you can get a handful of not a fucking thing
or you can take this bag, make your mind up.
Like a purse?
No, like not shit, like the hand you came with empty
or you can take this gift bag, make your mind up.
I'm gonna wrap a couple gifts,
I'm gonna show some love this year,
but shut the fuck up.
How many people are you buying gifts for in your family?
Just, nah, not too many, just immediate nephews,
stuff like that.
Christmas is for kids, adults,
y'all get what I'm trying to get off the stream,
if you know what I'm saying,
you gotta make certain people happy,
but I care more about the kids, get stuff,
nephews and shit, I show them love,
but that's who I care about.
Everybody else, y'all adults, man.
I don't.
I don't give my sisters and them no gifts. No, I bought y'all cribs.
Y'all gifted forever.
Yeah, that's a hell of a gift.
That's a hell of a gift.
Yeah, ain't nothing to talk about.
You can bring her black ass back.
That's a forever gift.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool.
Yeah, she complained about the whip, she out of pocket.
Y'all forever gifted.
Barbara need her ass kicked for that one.
Y'all forever gifted with me.
My mama and daddy,
yeah, they forever gifted too with that.
Today my daddy birthday, two shots in him.
All the shots to Papa T.
Mama T ain't rolling with that though.
Nah, nah, she gonna send all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's dead.
She got a new car, she straight.
That's dead. car, she straight.
Yeah, she ain't going pop city like it's all good bro.
I probably give him something with the golf or something.
I just pick a shoe.
Yeah, my boy Simulator.
They are going.
Ah, it's up.
It's up.
Just pick a shoes, but I don't really got a certain amount.
It's just if I feel like it.
Yeah, I don't mind showing love.
Only thing I just hate is when like you be showing love
to everybody and then you might get some bullshit back.
Not that I care, but if I'm going crazy.
Here y'all go.
Nah, see?
Niggas don't be setting these two niggas right here.
I love the gold toes,
but make them socks Nike if it's Christmas.
You feel me?
Like, it ain't gotta be too much,
but make them bitches some belief socks for all I care.
I ain't even gonna wear them.
These some niggas we had this talk before,
last holidays.
These niggas are givers,
but y'all better not come back with that.
I don't want no gifts from nobody.
Only person I wanted to give me a gift was my wife.
And that's because she know the shit I like.
Like, she ain't lying.
Hey, Go Toes, sponsor me, I'm locked in.
I am too.
I'm on my way.
I get a T-bust off from Go Toes.
Yes, out the gate.
Go Toes are elite.
I know, it's pretty yellow.
Oh, that's a good one.
He got the bustle though.
Bustle!
I wanna wear the same socks twice.
What is a gift that's for real, for real unacceptable?
Go-tos.
Nah, go-tos happy, I'm gonna invest.
I'm locked in.
So some socks, if you know what I mean.
I'm cool with some socks.
I mean, this is-
Y'all bought a bag, so I'm gonna come with like
some fresh tea, y'all sweatsuit niggas.
Y'all smooth.
I'm something, you give me a Nike sweatsuit and some socks,
I'm happy as fuck.
That's all I'm grabbing.
I said Nike.
I ain't mad at a Target sweatsuit.
I got some, but I said Nike.
I actually fucking hate cups.
Like recently I've been collecting bourbon for a minute
and niggas just wanna get you cups.
Yeah.
I don't need no more fucking cups.
That's what I'm gonna get you for Christmas.
No need no fucking cups.
I'm gonna get you a bourbon.
That's what it's called.
No, I'm saying some bourbon.
I'm gonna go get you a.
That's cool.
I know us, so it's one of my guys, man.
He got a bourbon company.
Okay.
And I'm gonna bring you some.
All right, he gave, this a phone, he gave one to my wife. She like, what the fuck am I?
Like.
Yeah, I'm like, P.
She like, I don't drink this, I'm like, it's okay, man.
He was so hyped too, like, this is my favorite,
give it to her.
I was like, yeah, she ain't tapped in, brother.
Yeah, P drinking bourbon, she going through it.
She got a cigarette on her.
I was gonna say, boy, she that Omar Epps man with the cigarette on the ear. Yeah, Pee Drink and bourbon, she going through it. She got a cigarette on that. I was gonna say, boy, she that Omar Ips man
with the cigarette on the ear.
Yeah, I was like, she ain't drinking.
I ain't shit wonderin'.
I got an A for Christmas once.
I was happy as hell.
I said, shit, nigga, I'm about to put this to use right now.
Shit, shout out to you.
I'm gonna buy you some weed.
You collect bourbon on my?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's different, that's a cool gift, then.
Yeah, that's a fire.
I'm gonna go with fine.
But Hila, how many tumblers do I need?
I'm like, no, they don't give me like shot, but I don't take shots. Oh, they give you fire gift. I have the cups though. But Hila, how many tumblers do I need? I'm like, no, they give you like shot,
but I don't take shots.
Oh, they give you shot glasses.
I don't take shots at Bourbon.
I don't need no more old fashioned cups or.
What about they write your name,
they get your name engraved on it.
I got 10 of them.
They engraved ones?
Literally, 10 of them.
Not every got freaky before Michael.
We need the freaky Mike.
It's gonna be that.
Everybody get freaky Mike cups.
Freaky Mike merch on the way to 2025.
See, they tapped in.
Yeah, but I'm always cool.
Like I may be a rare, it's cool.
You can give me some underwear, it's the tee.
I'm cool with that shit, you know what I'm saying?
I don't mind that.
Just make them socks Nike for Christmas, that's all.
That's why I don't want nothing, bro.
I'm not no D-Wrek.
I just, this don't buy me no shit like that, though.
Yeah, that's why I think me and P-Re like,
cause she always give me some shit that I,
I don't be wanting, but then when I get it,
I was like, damn.
I needed that.
Yeah, you clowning.
Yeah, the ones who people I know
that's gonna give me a gift,
I always know they're gonna give me some sauce,
so I don't be tripping.
That's why I'm on my show a little.
But some of the stuff, it just be like,
growing up, my aunties and shit,
I was just like, damn, y'all really wasn't shit.
Y'all used to give us the weakest gifts.
I had to go back and be like,
y'all was on bullshit back then.
My mama and my mother.
My sisters used to give me together.
My mama always got me together.
Do y'all ever look forward to somebody's gift each year?
I know this is gonna come through every year.
Yep.
My, nah, not no more.
Yeah.
I make sure my sisters.
You talking about right now or when you was younger?
Either or.
When I was younger, I knew I had an aunt
that was gonna give me some money.
Yeah, my sisters and my cousins, they, yeah.
My brothers used to hook it up too, but my sisters.
Yeah, Terrell used to give me fire gifts too.
Damn.
Terrell used to always play with me with gifts.
Him and his mom probably give me some fire.
I was spoiled as fuck growing up though.
Yeah, I was gonna say, one thing I always loved was that
my parents are, we always had dope Christians
and my mom used to always work at a department store.
So especially early on, I know we some old niggas
talking about this, my mom worked at JCPenney's
and back in the day, JCPenney's had everything.
They had Jordans and that catalog, they had the game console.
So if it was a game system, if it was relatively new,
I was definitely getting that bitch from Christmas.
Most of the boys taking them department store jobs
for them discounts.
Bro, that was elite, JCPenney Sears, bro.
I remember that peak season work.
I remember my mom used to put shit on Lil Way.
Hell yeah, nigga.
Damn.
Now we got after pay.
Nah, that motherfucker value city Lil Way.
You should be.
I remember my mama. You should go crazy.
Forgot my motherfucker football outfits, bro.
Ooh.
Second day they sold all my shit, I was sick.
A nigga walked in at Bayou City and was like, I came up.
Bro, cause they used to eat.
Let you not come pick up that shit the day you up.
See these kids, man, I'm coming in
and don't know nothing about no Bayou City little way.
Let you not come pick that motherfucker up
within them 24 hours and your ass is grass.
And don't let it be no heat, nigga's been eyeing it.
Dude, my old five jersey, bro, had every color, bro. Just don't let it be no heat, niggas been eyeing it. Them old five jerseys bro had every color bro.
She let them go to the next nigga bro.
I still ain't forgave her for that.
You still on that, you fly in with the makin' stuff.
Every flavor bro, every flavor of them hoes bro.
Little ways, crazy.
That wasn't no Christmas shit though,
that was just some regular shit.
The fact that they used to let people
pack up all that shit behind the counter.
Yeah, put it on little ways broay, bro. Come on, bro.
You have 45 days to pay off 200.
I'll be back to come get this shit, don't worry about it.
My fuck come back every time you try
to throw a 10 over here.
Why you mind other shit?
That shit's gonna fuck me up.
You know how those paper niggas wasting, bro,
doing them new receipts and shit.
Man, you know what's crazy?
I remember going in there with my mom, my auntie one time.
My auntie had a Lailway and she went in there
and she put like something low on the,
and she walked out with something else.
I was like, you out of pocket.
Like you have a whole inventory behind this counter
and you live here with something new, pay this shit off first.
I'm gonna get this shirt while I'm at it.
It'd be more than a whole fucking Lailway.
I was like, I wonder who the nigga was like,
hey, fuck all this Lailway shit.
Everybody shut all this stupid ass shit down.
I had to be a nigga to all this Lailway shit. Everybody shut all this stupid ass shit down.
I had to be a nigga to say this is dumb as fuck.
Cause that Walmart nigga, it was a Walmart bro.
Oh, 86 and Boyz still there.
Bro, Michigan bro, they Lailway used to be slapping, bro.
Oh, I know that back room.
That was probably the most waste.
Like we got all this shit stacked up back here.
We could have sold all this shit today.
Them Dumb boys getting locked up
not paying them bitches tabs.
Woo, that's tough.
For real, bro.
Hey man, speaking of that,
I gotta say, let's start off,
what's some of y'all best Christmas gifts
y'all have had, one of y'all favorite Christmas moments?
Probably the PS2.
Okay, PS2, Dreamcast.
Oh, my mom was about to say,
when I got Dreamcast and I got 2K,
that was probably my favorite Christmas ever.
I got Crazy Taxi.
Crazy Taxi was easy.
Dreamcast is probably my favorite game system all the time,
but Crazy Taxi, I got that.
I feel like Marlboro's Capcom on there.
Marlboro's Capcom too is definitely
one of the best fighting games of all time for sure.
I got Dreamcast, only game I had was NFL 2K and Crazy Taxi.
So who was on the first game?
It came with NBA 2K though I think.
NFL yeah.
Yeah it came with NBA 2K didn't it?
I think one of the ball games that we had it with it.
Irishman was on the first one.
Irishman was on 2K and then Randy Moss was on the football
joint for a long time.
2K won one of the best basketball games of all time bro.
Yeah you could see it in the controller.
Yeah with the memory card.
And then I remember boys trying to,
they tried to take the plays off the,
off the TV screen and look at that little bitty ass.
You didn't know what player you was picking, bro.
And you definitely didn't know the play.
And you had to shoot free throws with the triggers.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah.
But at the time, that was innovation.
That was the elite graphics, bro.
Niggas fucked with Dreamcast.
They just all died within two years.
That's when TV started to get bigger though,
when Dreamcast came out, bro.
Oh yeah, the BBL TV.
The guys were changing.
Yeah, the 2K era. That's when I had the big ass TV, nigga. My shit was on the out, bro. The guys were changing. Yeah, the 2K era, that's when I had the big ass TV,
nigga, my shit was on the floor, bro.
Big ass 50 inch, bro, on the floor.
I used to love that 2K, bro.
I got that shit, I ran upstairs so fast.
I had to be in like sixth, seventh grade when that came up.
It had to be.
It was.
Yeah. 2K one.
2000. Yeah, 2000.
It was in 2000?
Yeah, 2000, 2001.
And then my name was playing that one for...
Yeah, so it was 2000,
because the game was always in your head.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, all right, damn, bro.
I had to be in what grade was I in, I graduated.
You was in fifth grade, yeah?
Yeah, I was like, damn, I was younger than that.
You was in fifth grade, man.
Damn.
They had the big box TV's still.
Yeah.
They had them BBL TVs.
There you go, that's crazy crazy you pulled that bitch up bro.
I swear I had that one.
Boy niggas used to pull up to the church
to watch the fight parties and all.
The Zenith.
Yeah, the Zenith.
And guess what?
You had to have everybody in the house
help you move that bitch in.
Everybody, all hands on deck bro.
That was probably a straight Sting movement.
Well, you ever seen Martin, the episode of Martin
when they went TV shopping?
Yeah.
Martin out of the pocket. he bought that big ass TV.
That's what my dad, everybody tells you about daddy,
he say that to me when we bought stuff.
Then I buy a little TV.
I ain't gonna say what he's in college with.
It's funny though.
I was like, damn, we did have that big stupid ass TV.
Was Gina mad when Martin bought that one for the TV?
Cause he fucked up that joint account money.
Maureen was out of pocket.
That shit was funny though.
Hey listen, this is a funny episode.
I know a lot of people don't say,
pinpoint your situation,
that joint account conversation get real spooky,
motherfucker get to swipe in there without authorization.
Never had one.
That's an argument when you get home. Never had one. That's an argument when you get home.
Never had one.
That's a different home.
Yeah, I've never had that.
Not the one I go home to.
You haven't created like a separate account.
I'm not putting all your money in the account,
no, I'm saying like a, this is a house account.
We know what's here makes you do.
Stop that.
No.
No.
That's what girls say.
Your money is my money, what's yours is mine. That's like a- You wanna do it so the Christian's also- That's what girls say, your money is mine, but what's yours is mine.
That's like a-
You wanna do us on a Christmas?
That's what's tatted.
No way.
You're like asking for money all the time,
it's just like a nice day or a few.
Oh, if you need it, I guess.
But I just give a lump sum, a month to like,
whatever you need to.
You just put that in an account, just like-
Nah, in your account.
First, like- That's a great idea, cause don't Just put that in an account. Just like. Nah, in your account. Hers.
Like.
That's a great idea.
Cause, don't worry about it.
It's in my account.
So my cup is in my cup.
Cause I just feel like when you gotta join an account,
depending on who your girl is,
and I say, you know,
I feel like all of our girls are solid,
but a motherfucker might feel it one day
and might want to swipe that bitch unauthorized.
Yeah, that's possible. And then you have the uncomfortable conversation like,
damn, you just spend two G's.
Motherfucker like, it's our money.
You gotta be quick to say, I'll put it back.
Girl, go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's, that's,
they always talk about the little white lies.
That'd be the motherfucking red flag one.
I'ma always take that answer.
Nah, now.
I'ma put it back in reverse psychology with me. I'm gonna always take that answer. I'm gonna put it in reverse psychology with me.
Nah, use that, here go that five, 600,
whatever it is, put that in there every month.
I know it ain't too much shit gotta be fixed around here.
That's like when you go out to eat, don't do that fake.
It ain't too much shit.
It's a brand new house, ain't too much to eat.
It's too much shit need to be fixed.
Now the funny part is, when you go out and they do that fake,
don't do no fake reach with me.
I'm gonna, the car gonna be right here to be fit. Now the funny part is you go out and they do that fake. Don't do the fake reach for me. I'm going to be right here.
So I go a lot.
That's one thing about Pete.
She grabbed that shit before.
OK, like we go to the movies.
I already know, like I don't even bring my wallet.
That's like her date.
But that's that's a tab to book.
Yeah, because I runs up the popcorn, the drinks and the nachos.
Yeah, it goes crazy.
If you don't get ice at the movie, it's not real.
It's not real.
We go crazy, and we go to the movies often,
but everything else, I already know what time it is.
We go out to eat.
I'm going to slide that motherfucker over here.
You ain't gotta play around.
I already know what time it is.
We ain't gotta act like you go get it.
Only thing that makes me mad, look, ooh, how much?
Why does it matter?
Because you're not paying for it.
Oh, she never knows that.
Don't worry about it.
Just put the card in there and slide it back in.
That's even more reason why I don't want to join the gap.
You just know your role, bro.
I know my role.
I know my role.
Yeah, big swipe, not the little one.
The reason, and she gonna always be there
when somebody gotta come fix something.
I'm never there.
You know, not like, I'm not gonna wait.
Like, you know, it's coming between one and three.
Oh, they must be talking to you.
I was like, yeah, you and Orion are gonna be there
from one through three.
One through three, Orion gonna be there with you.
I'll see you when I get back.
You know how to fight, you know where the guns at.
My boy, Mac Mac, oh.
He's equipped.
I've been cracking up when people talk about movie theaters.
It's not a day.
Do you know how much shit costs at the movie theaters?
It's a fucking day.
I don't know.
But you don't fuck with the movies at all.
But a large popcorn box, 12 bands,
the icy smooth 10.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, and you definitely not sharing that motherfucker.
Wait, wait, wait, y'all.
Yeah, large icy is $10, bro,
at the movie theaters, champion.
Is it this big?
It's large.
It's large, you get a refill with it.
You can get refills too.
Now the medium that's eight, does not come to refill.
So you're gonna get that large anyway.
And who the fuck.
Y'all niggas is paying 22 at the counter for,
for a slushie, not popcorn.
Well you have to get two slushies,
cause you're not sharing.
So that's two slushies of popcorn.
Who ain't sharing, we French kiss.
If that motherfucker's 12, we sharing.
Nah.
That's what the jointing guy right here.
I'm nothing.
The joint slushie?
Me and P went to the movies the other day.
I had a large popcorn, she had a large popcorn,
she had a icey, I had a large drink.
I don't do icey, it hurt my head.
Put your thumb on the roof of your mouth, it'll go away.
Man, what kind of freaky shit this nigga on, man?
Some hell of a remedy.
That's a true story, bro.
If you ever get a headache, bro,
just put your thumb at the roof of your mouth.
Spot-parking that nigga pretty quick.
He like that little dude in that church thing I said,
that was doing that with the napkin.
He was, that's BN.
He was around old people his whole life, man.
I was, that's OG shit.
Even though if you get a two vag, you know,
crush two pills up, don't snort them.
Wet them, dab them, and put it on your,
my niggas didn't enjoy me talking to that one.
Respect.
Yeah, that's another rumor.
Back to y'all movie date.
Before we go back there, so I'm happy, Kraken,
have you seen the little kid that's like the coach?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, little coach.
Somebody tagged me on Twitter,
it was like, hey, this T, first year of Pike.
I was like, I got my nigga fucked up.
Little coach, man, fuck them.
So y'all niggas running off 100 at the movies?
First of all, you gotta get your tickets online
if it's a new movie.
So you're gonna pay, it's probably.
That's 30.
Yeah.
It's 15 ahead now?
16.
That was 8.15.
And they're gonna pay the little,
whatever fee you pay for online.
So you're gonna probably pay about 40 right there off the dribble. That was 8.50. And they gonna pay the little, whatever fee you pay for online. So you're gonna probably pay about 40 right there
off the dribble.
That's 36.
Respect, 36.
So then, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna get one popcorn,
cause we gonna share the popcorn.
I'm okay with it.
I don't think it's one, do the joint.
I'm something, but we're not eating as much popcorn.
I love popcorn, that's a lot of fucking popcorn.
I hate, I love popcorn, but I absolutely hate
having to do this.
Like bitch, I don't know shit.
I don't like sharing.
I don't know, I don't.
I feel you, I'll get you over after I share it too.
Yeah, like I weren't trying enough
but I'll have to share popcorn.
That's crazy.
I'm taking my own water in the movie theater.
Fuck y'all, I'm not paying for that $6 a sonny.
I used to take Chipotle, Qdoba.
I'm not doing that stuff.
Wait, you took a whole meal in there.
I did, I took Popeyes. I'm not doing that stuff. Wait, you took a whole meal in there. I did, I took Popeyes.
I'm not doing this stuff.
We took Chipotle to see,
the last time I went was Niggas with Attitude.
Straight outta Compton.
No, I seen something after that.
I'm lying, Bad Boys.
They got good food in the movies.
I'm just saying, now certain places
are for you to see them in the movies.
No, no movie theater got Chipotle.
I'm sleeping.
They don't have Chipotle.
Yeah, so I'm sleeping. But you the nigga that hates it next to you, because if I walk in, I'm on date night, and you got No movie theater guy should chipotle. I'm sleeping. They don't have chipotle. Yeah, so I'm sleeping.
But you the nigga that hates sitting next to you,
because if I walk in, I'm on date night,
and you got a whole motherfucking burrito next to me,
I want you to do a sit and wait for me.
No, I'm fine, what about your mind?
What?
Yeah, I'm-
You're your swell move.
Hey, it's so funny.
This might be too much info,
but we in a movie watching it.
You mean, okay?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
No, but we in a movie,
and you know how you forget you in the movies
with other people?
Like I'd be always playing around with P.
I'd like be grabbing her and stuff.
And I like just did it like naturally playing around.
And then the person next to me was like,
I was like, ah shit.
I was like, I had the slap on her shoulder.
Like girl, that part was funny as hell.
She was like, it's Lion King, nothing funny.
What am I doing?
Back in the day, shout out to that movie theater
on the dollar 50 movie.
You ain't f**ked with that back in the day.
Hell yeah.
Might need to take me on some.
Yeah.
Yeah, they should be the play for sure, bro.
You should go to day now at the pub, put.
Y'all refolk the drive in?
Yeah.
I did that in Atlanta.
I ain't gonna lie,
that's the first time I was scared my car was gonna cut off.
I was so nervous.
I had a new car too, but I was just like,
you know how you just like, everything can go wrong.
I was like, what about my car stopped while I'm in here?
Yeah, that would've been.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like you watching the boogie, the battery die.
You had a new car.
I was in that motherfucker and an 80 acre priest.
Boy, I kept hitting the gas.
315, man.
That's what I'm fucking.
Damn.
And my bitch was A-Wood, but I was like, nah.
I ain't getting to jump out here.
Oh God, nigga.
I was in the 88 Caprice.
I was in the Bayhead.
That gas, boo.
Oh, nigga, that was 2008 too.
It was 425 a gallon.
Whew.
I was in Bankhead with it.
I was in that motherfucker like,
my car better not stop.
Wait, which car was it?
It was a Challenger.
Oh yeah, shit, I would've worried about somebody
trying to get me about that motherfuckin' Bankhead.
Yeah, I was in that motherfuckin' like,
I'm looking around every time.
She like, she like, T-Station,
let's watch that movie over there.
I'm like, I don't know how this shit work.
That motherfucker on T-Hills, boy,
he used to go to that bitch about 10, it was cracking.
Yeah, my chief.
I'm gonna turn into the club.
My cheap ass uncle used to tell us,
get in the back and put your head down.
No, nigga, you gonna pay for us to watch this movie, bruh.
My mom and them used to do that
so they didn't have to pay for us for the fare.
To get us in like that.
In the back of the van.
Speaking of the holidays, man,
y'all know all the episodes,
old episodes of shows coming out,
like Martin and all the classic TV shows.
Who was y'all favorite Christmas holiday episode
that y'all watched on sitcom?
Just ran it back.
I got two.
First, Martin when he gave old boy the shoes,
elite episode, elite episode,
he swapped out the shoes for the homeboy.
But also the Fresh Prince boy,
where they had,
they fucked up the front yard
and they had everybody pull up hating on him.
And he was talking shit to Evandra Holyfield
and he pulled up.
I ain't see that one.
I hadn't seen it until now.
I remember what these are talking about.
It's a fire episode.
It's a fire episode.
I can remember no Christmas.
I was always watching movies.
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Damn.
I mean, Good Times had a funny, I was watching good times for some reason, but they had a
funny ass Christmas episode.
What the fuck they got?
Nothing.
Bro, what's up?
That's what it was.
That's why it was so funny.
It was nothing, bro.
I was in the bitch rolling.
Hey, that's a black trauma, bro.
Yeah, oh God.
I think I'm about to get my bitch hair done.
I was crazy.
I was watching the Players Club.
He was like, he's looking at that from good times.
And then I was just thinking about old girl posted up and she was just like, yeah, RIP.
I put that pussy on me when I sleep.
And I was like, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I was watching the Players Club. He was like, he look like that from good times.
And then I was just thinking about old girl posting him
and she was just like, yeah, RIP,
I put that pussy under me when I sleep.
That's still so crazy that she shot at him
about his death like that.
And if I go, don't shout at me like that, that's crazy.
You know who else got some good Christmas episodes?
Blackish.
Blackish is a fire show.
You ever watch that show?
Yeah.
I got some good Christmas episodes.
Is that with Anthony Anderson?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's funny as hell. His rebrand Anderson? Yeah. Yeah, he funny as hell.
His rebrand is crazy too.
Mm-hmm.
That nigga's funny as hell.
Because I just watched Cradle to the Grave,
and I was just like, damn, Anthony Anderson was in here,
you know what I'm saying, bad left-handed
to begin this movie.
My boy went to Blackish, got the BBL,
he came up in the world.
He was gay in the movie.
For a second, he had to flirt with the security guard
for them to, so they wouldn't watch DMX
and then break into a fucking vault, which was crazy.
Oh, that's great. R.P. DMX, man, he was an action star.
People forget about that.
I remember Anthony Anderson playing
in like scary movies and shit.
I remember that nigga, Malibu's most wanted.
Yeah. Him and Tay That's a legendary video. Bill Gluckman down for the bitches and hoes.
Elite campaign.
I wonder if this show has some classic moments, man.
Martin did have a bad start with them Jordans.
Yeah, he swapped it out.
That was love.
I don't know if I would have did it,
I would have got you some shoes off,
you're not taking one of my feet,
but I take the full locker.
That was respect though.
Yeah, that's honorable.
The Cosby show had some classic ones.
You know it's crazy. The Cosby show had some classic ones. You know it's crazy.
The Cosby Show re-runs used to go crazy
and now you don't see them anywhere.
I be seeing a different world all the time.
Well, you can't put Cosby on TV no more though.
Yeah you can.
He be on sometimes.
That was what you were saying.
He be on, he be on.
It sneaks on some shit now,
but it used to be, you see Cosby all the time.
I don't know, I take him off though.
It's crazy.
Remember Steve Harvey?
Used to be on nonstop.
Damn, Steve Harvey Show was fire.
I love Steve Harvey Show.
Any, any fire Christmas music?
What's the best Christmas songs?
Well, I'm here to hate.
I can tell you what I don't want to hear.
Any of the boys and men Christmas.
I know everybody.
Oh, you're outta pocket.
Cut that shit the fuck off.
Let it snow.
I'm tired of hearing that shit, bro.
Oh, this nigga is wildin' out.
I'm here to bring the hate. I'm sorry, I don't care. That's the best Christmas. What station tired of hearing that shit bro. This nigga is wildin' out. I'm here to bring the hate.
I'm sorry, I don't care.
That's the best Christmas.
What station do you play when you listen to Christmas?
Cause that's the first thing I'll type in.
There's a player station up there.
Somebody playin' that around me.
I'm playing with me.
It's sad.
I don't give a damn.
You don't like Let It Snow?
I hate Boyz II Men Christmas album.
I've heard it so much.
I don't wanna hear it.
Everybody loves it and I respect it.
I don't wanna hear that shit no more.
Just like I feel like Chris Brown has the best version
of This Christmas.
I wanna wrap you up in a dress.
Respect to the OGs, but the Chris Brown,
This Christmas is better than every other.
Nah, you smoking.
Nigga, spin it.
I fuck with the temptation.
Yeah, in Silent Night.
Silent.
I can't hit that note.
Fuckers like, that nigga went too high.
My shit did a gate up.
That nigga voiced the act right.
Holy night.
So I'm gonna ask you since you fucking with the Boyz II Men Christmas apparently everybody does.
Mariah Carey or the Boyz II Men Christmas?
Boyz II Men bro.
Let it snow.
That's tough.
Mariah is just the biggest.
Mariah's song is it's that one song.
The verse.
Yeah, that verse.
I'm taking Let it Snow over
whatever her Christmas song is.
It's all I want for Christmas?
Yeah.
Man, that's tough.
All I want for Christmas, it's just a vibe.
It is a vibe.
Yeah.
I seen a booty come out to it.
Like, Let it Snow is just.
It slaps, I can't, I'm over-dis is just... If you don't got no girl,
you can't listen to that with your dog.
I mean, it's the same thing.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Yeah, it's just playing.
If you and your niggas just sitting there
and y'all listening to Let It Snow,
bro, what we all...
Yeah, that's all allegations.
When it come on for...
Niggas might be like,
what's the song that y'all remember from back in the day?
Niggas might just start singing that, but.
Nah, that let it snow a vibe.
That's some cool shit.
That let it snow a vibe, bruh.
Sit in the closet straight to the ghetto.
That's some cozy, like if you be in front of the fireplace
and y'all vibing out,
that might accidentally come on on the R&B.
There's another.
That bitch is hard.
DJ is trippin'.
I'm, hey, I'm admitting it. I just don't wanna hear that shit no more. That damn little part. That's appin'. Hey, I'm admittin' it.
I just don't wanna hear that shit no more.
That's a damn little part.
It's a joyous day with you.
Why, why you ain't killed that?
Woo.
And the production is elite on the song.
Y'all crazy, this motherfucker.
It's me, I don't give a fuck that song.
It's elite, I love why y'all love it.
I don't wanna hear that shit no more, bro.
Yeah, why you ain't killed that DJ?
He wild.
Why he's a legend.
Yeah, he, he wild, man.
He shit went solo.
He tried. He definitely shoulda beat some Kato, I guess. Well, Brand legend. Yeah, he was, man. He shit went so low. He tried.
He definitely should have beat some Kato, I guess.
Well, Brandy happened that, another reason, but.
Damn, what, you dated Brandy?
Yeah.
Him, Mason, who?
Oh, Mason.
Mason used to date Brandy.
Sean did too.
I just thought Q Rich did.
I didn't know nobody fooled Brandy.
Damn, Kobe did too.
She was on the show, so Moesha had him.
Moesha had him.
Brandy damn near was decent though.
And she was on Dakota Singers show,
I was like, yeah, Moesha, Brandy was that one.
My fault, that's where Ray J got it from.
Oh yeah, they lineage ain't just by coincidence.
I did not know these was they,
Brandy bro, for real.
Moesha, she had a platinum album in the TV show bro,
she was elite. Moe to the, I She had a platinum album in the TV show bro. She was elite.
No she was gold.
I just.
E to the.
That show was trash.
Whoa you didn't fuck with Moesha?
That show was fire.
Yeah bro Moesha was elite.
Hell no.
My best friend I was on my mind.
Oh boy it was just too tough for me.
Which one?
The dad.
Frank Mitchell was a piece of shit.
Oh you talking about.
My boyfriend that rapping to Q from Onyx.
Q.
That's because he was on that in real life.
Gotta do what I gotta do.
Get the fuck away from my sister.
He was a beat-
He was a beat-
Hold on mama, though.
He was a beat-
He was a beat-moms ass.
No, he was never on no cool shit.
Nah, he was on bullshit.
Every episode, he was on Demon's Hulk.
But he was on that in real life.
You seen Sussan Park?
No, I understand that, bro.
But shoot, I remember when he checked
Charlamagne on the show.
But I just, I did, he fucked the vibe up on the show, bro.
Frank should've checked, you can't date this.
He tried. He tried.
And what was Frank gonna do?
He tried, bro. Frank was out here fucking bitches.
And telling him, hey, your cousin really your brother.
Yeah, that's what I mean. They were writing right here,
that show is filthy.
Yeah, they, Moe's shoot, they went to the top.
I want my brother on here too.
They was like, how do we add him?
Fuck it.
Frank's a cheater.
That was, well back then though,
we had something for every family.
Everybody could fit the them, Moesha,
the goddamn Huxtables, family members.
Everybody had a gay uncle who was really married
to their auntie.
I was like.
It was a partnership.
I didn't have that.
I called him partners.
I didn't have that.
He had a partner.
I called him partners.
I didn't have that.
Y'all remember when Jamie Foxx and Bill Bellamy
was in the hospital and he was trying to sign off
on his insurance and that nigga put him as his partner
and they were like, it was a show.
And he was gay. When Bill Bellamy, what's up? It was game.
When Bill Bellamy, he, Bill Bellamy was in the league, bro.
And he came back to fuck with Jamie.
He got hurt.
No, I wasn't Bill Bellamy, it was Ice Pick.
He talking about, the nigga name was Ice Pick.
Ice Pick, yeah.
I thought it was Bill Bellamy.
Nah, it was, same league.
I know what you talking about, it was a light skinned nigga.
Ice Pick.
He was Dan Phil, he was Danned nigga. Ice Pick. He was a damn feel. He was damn fancy.
Ice Pick, Isaac.
That was his name.
Yeah, that my fault.
My fault.
Ice Pick.
Put this one up.
That nigga better be a player.
He wouldn't go over that.
Who the fuck he talking about?
I don't know.
That's an underrated nigga too.
Bill Bellamy.
How to be a player is a legend.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Ice Pick, Isaac. Yeah, Ice Pick. the show. For the show. Ice pick Isaac.
Yeah, Ice Pick.
That nigga was talking about we partners and shit.
That's not for that nigga, sure it's policy.
I'm gonna tell you right now,
the Jamie Foxx show needs more respect, bro.
It's one of the better shows that don't get enough respect,
bro.
I like Jamie Foxx.
I can't believe I didn't like that Let It Snow.
I mean, you did, but B.
It's just me, it's me.
I know it's just me.
One of the Christmas songs was hard.
Silent Night by Temptations is fire.
Oh, iconic.
Santa Claus, Straight to the Ghetto is fire, for sure.
TLC got a-
Merry Christmas and a-
Yeah, TLC shit was fire.
TLC got a-
That might be one of my favorite ones.
I'm so with that.
Santa Claus, Straight to the Ghetto, what is it?
The one that's on Friday After Next.
Oh, yeah.
The remix with Nate Dogg.
Crazy, cause the James Brown was crazy, but.
That was trash.
Nah, you know, disrespect Nate Dogg.
Disrespect the good old Nate Dogg.
That shit did it well, it was kinda weak, though.
But, y'all, that was crap.
Hey, fire it up, Mike.
I get it, I don't respect the Nate Dogg, but.
Gonna be straight to the gutter.
Yeah, I would, I would.
I'm gonna turn it up. I would fuck with that one. I'm a fucker with it, turn it up.
I'm a fucker with that one.
Play that in the Chevy, you can't play Mariah Carey
yo Chevy, you out of pocket.
That nigga came, Tyson Fury came out to Mariah Carey.
Y'all seen that?
Yeah, what happened?
They cheated him.
It was an AI judge.
An AI judge, yeah, scored that shit.
Nigga came out to Mariah Carey and got boomed back.
Yeah, I'm like, man, what song, what movie was that though?
I always wondered about that sidebar,
like the boxers,
hey if you come out with a rapper you lose,
he's like damn, do I still fuck with you rapper?
It's cause they'll be losing to my shit.
Like, bagger that shit.
I don't even know what rapper then came out.
Where the motherfucking nigga at the ASB besides.
I think Adrian Broner came out as my love.
A.B.
Bro, I always come out with that nigga though.
But the lifestyle, when he came out to life,
that was that shit though.
That nigga was dancing hard.
That was one of the fireest intros ever, bro.
He was dancing to that motherfucker.
Did he come out with that?
That was Rich Homie, I think he went to fight as well.
I don't know if both was there,
but I know Rich Homie was there for sure, R.I.P.
Y'all have any crazy Christmas stories
that you've been a part of?
No.
Christmas always been chill for me.
Yeah.
I ain't had no wicket.
I remember we had to change Christmas up
when I was in high school.
We had to get that bail money from my brother.
He was like, hey, we good, but you know what I'm saying?
We gonna scale it back this year.
Your brother being home is Christmas.
Respect. I remember, yeah, going to the skating. Your brother be at home this Christmas. Respect.
I remember, yeah, going to the skating ring,
the lock-in on Christmas.
Might as well add a way to New Year's.
Christmas Eve.
Damn, you nothing, bro.
Yeah, on my soul.
Our Christmas as a kid?
You been in there long enough.
You better get with the gang and sing Silent Night.
This.
This.
Silent Night. And. This. This.
This.
And I love my brother's thing.
You not send back my Christmas so this thing can come home
and eat this motherfucking weak ass pie.
Holy night.
And brunch.
He got locked up right before the weekend.
So he was in it the whole weekend.
My dad didn't want to do it either.
He was like, you know what I'm saying?
We go scale it back a little bit.
Make sure you're home for Christmas.
And I'm like, man, it's my brother.
What you doing getting in trouble on the weekend anyway?
Well, we ain't gonna talk about that on the podcast.
No, I'm just saying.
He don't gotta talk about what he did.
But I'm like, bro, do better, bro.
Let it snow.
You can get in trouble every other day.
Snowman bitch, I don't even wear the same drawers.
All right, you singing that same song.
And he won't.
Bring the moon year with the gang.
The fuck outta here.
Papa, Papa Williams, you have a problem.
Hey, you know my dad too, so you know,
he was not happy about that.
That was per balls of quick.
Could you imagine?
Your mom tell you,
we gotta get your brother out of jail.
You are not getting a joint.
I swear to God, you gonna have the worst
welcome home party ever about.
Oh God, this shit gonna be trash.
Don't give a fuck.
That is crazy, bro.
I was in high school by that time,
so I obviously didn't give a fuck.
I was the one that was against the PSU with a big D.
I still had a great Christmas with it.
My brothers would've came home and got me right though.
I don't talk that shit.
It was funny though,
because he was nothing.
That's just a wild story to tell your kids though.
Yeah, oh God. He had attitude too. That's how he was, you know's like. That's just a wild story to tell your kids though. Yeah, I'm glad.
He had attitude too.
That's how he was, you know my dad.
Yeah, yeah.
My dad was like, yeah, we gonna do something a little
different cause this dumb ass thing out of jail, man.
I was like, all right, bro.
Fuck, it's my brother.
Get him out.
I respect.
That's just crazy.
They can say, fuck up my Jordan.
I've been shitty though.
What?
Just to get this thing out of jail?
Cause he probably gonna go back?
Hell no. Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, if I had no gifts, I'd have felt differently. What? Just to get this thing out of the gym? Cause he probably gonna go back.
Hell no.
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now,
if I had no guess, I'd have felt differently.
Now I had a couple, no I had a couple more coming
all the way, but I had a couple I was going to,
if I had a guy shit, hey bro, you gonna have to,
hey, hit the head bro, you tap down bro, you old.
I remember I got a Steve McNair jersey for Christmas.
But it was the iron joint, I wasn't really tripping.
I was hyped to get a jersey, right?
My older brother, Terrell, you know,
we got different mothers.
So he's the only child on his mother's side.
So he came over to my house,
and he had the authentic,
whoo, authentic like three jerseys.
He like, yeah, bro, how to get this, man.
You know what I'm saying, man? Looked at my mama like, three jerseys. He like, yeah bro, how to get this, man. You know what I'm saying?
I'm like.
Looked at my mama like.
A heavy brand different.
Bro.
Bro, bro like, you can wear it.
Like.
Yeah, niggas is wearing big clothes.
Oh God.
You can wear it when you want to.
They make that shit look pretty.
I'm looking at my mama like.
I'm like, you know, I'm thinking about that. Did you buy that one? Like. Now you want to. They make that shit in the fridge. I'm looking at my mother like, I'm like, you did not think about that.
Did you buy that one?
Like.
Now you start shitting.
You probably had to buy that one.
Did you buy that one?
Hey, an iron-out football jersey is crazy.
Yeah, that one's shit.
At the time, the screen people wasn't so bad.
Like, it was different levels for sure,
but like, it is different when you got the authentic.
It's so much different.
That nigga had the ruffle on the arm and shit.
I'm looking at that nigga like.
That material crazy, cause a regular hoop jersey, it's weak, the authentic is so much different. That nigga had the ruffle on the arm and shit. I'm looking at that nigga like-
That material crazy,
cause a regular hoop jersey, it's weak,
but you can get away with a swing with it.
A swing man is definitely, you can get away with it.
I'm for sure about the authentic football jersey,
next to an iron-on from Edge.
Crazy.
Crazy, it crazy.
It don't look right.
It didn't look right.
That mess shit different, bro.
It didn't look right.
I was looking at that nigga like,
you can wear it.
Cause then the folks that had the patches, all kind of shit, bro. And then it looked right. I was looking at that nigga like, you can wear it. Cause then the folks had the patches,
all kind of shit, bro.
And then the equipment thing right here.
Yeah, my shit went like that.
But Tarell always been a cool old brother.
So he like, anything you want, you can wear it, bro.
That'd be funny if y'all wore it for picture day.
Nah, the fuck we wouldn't.
I would put something on.
Look, the only time my brother got mad at me,
he got a Fubu outfit for Christmas, nigga.
I mean, a Fat Albert outfit, right?
It was like a Fat Albert sweater,
nigga with Fat Albert whole face on it.
So you know that mug probably ran some,
nigga I wore that bitch before he could.
Oh, you out of pocket.
You undressed talking to niggas shit.
That nigga was hot.
Nigga he had to be in high school,
had to be in middle school.
He was boiling, boy.
I wore that motherfucker,
that motherfucker probably had a 4X,
I probably weighed 110 in middle school.
And he probably had a fit right from him.
He probably had some motherfucking lugs and B boots,
some type of crazy boot for them.
He probably had something nice,
and you know I probably was sweating.
I ain't gonna put you in the lugs, real.
Nah, he wasn't no lug niggas.
He had the B boots?
He definitely was a B boot nigger.
I mean, he was wearing that shit niggas. He had the bee boots? He definitely was a bee boot nugga. But nigga always had.
I mean, he was wearing that shit back then.
He always had kicks.
See, he always been flyin'.
No smut, no smut.
I had to put that sweater on.
You know, a guy and we had like, gym and shit.
Like, you could at lunch hoop and shit.
Ah, you a niggas, but at gym you could hoop and shit.
Nigga, I probably was hoopin' in that bitch.
That motherfucker was big as hell though.
I cracked that bitch open for him though.
It was nice work.
Moog gave you the same energy.
You gotta back him from Moog.
Moog definitely got it back in blood.
The Leveons gotta be on set next season.
We had the Vegas up here for sure,
so we gotta put the Leveons right here.
Moog definitely got it back in blood.
Oh, you still got them fuckin' shoes?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
I seen them the other day.
I'll bring them up here.
That's fuckin' hilarious. I'll do one for you. I'm gonna say, let somebody restore them. Yeah, that's crazy.
A 10 year restorer is nuts on a white shoe.
But I wanna see it.
He's so confident.
I wanna see it.
He's like, give me the shoe, I'm gonna fix it.
I ain't gonna pay him, but.
No, he wants to do it for free.
Oh, okay.
And that's like the people,
I'll be tapping on some of the randomest videos.
He's like, it's not in the volume budget.
Just so you know. That was so understated. I'm like, I'm not gonna pay him. And that's like the people I'll be tapping on some of the randomness videos It's not the volume budget
Yeah, I got you and then they got the shit oh, yeah, it's gonna be wait a minute
You didn't discuss the yeah, I got you. And then they got the shit. Oh yeah, it's going to be, wait a minute, nigga, you didn't discuss the price when I gave you.
Shout out the buck.
Look.
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It is what it is.
Y'all stupid.
Y'all got stuck right there.
Pause.
Yo.
Yo. Look. Look. Look. That's what he is over.
What else be going on on Christmas, man?
Shit.
Y'all do Christmas dinner.
I heard you talking about Christmas dinner earlier.
Yeah.
What's the meal like?
I don't even know.
I'm away from the traditional shit.
We just had that shit Thanksgiving.
As long as it's fire, like I know we've had crab balls
the last couple of years, other stuff. I don't care just as long as it's an elite meal. That, like I know we've had crab boys the last couple years, other stuff,
I don't care just as long as it's an elite meal.
That's all I care about.
It ain't gotta be nothing traditional
just as long as it's there and it's fire.
I'm cool with it.
Our premier chef, man, what's a good Christmas meal?
I don't do the traditional stuff either if I don't have to.
But you know, people want Thanksgiving food.
You might, you know, whip up some ham, fried chicken,
just soul food, depending on the household.
I think Christmas is usually wrapped around brunches though.
For the most black families,
you kinda fuck with your family in the morning,
but child, that's really a rest day.
So whatever y'all eat at night is kinda,
it is what it is.
Yeah, I made the mistake of saying,
you know what I'm saying, everybody come over afternoon,
that's where I fucked up at
Won't make that mistake again. I said it's time only they're trying to like to order somebody up to do a brunch, huh?
Shit, you can get somebody's gonna be a little pretty penny be a little pretty penny for sure I never played the search arts this year for sure
No, I think it had it for my mom birthday. It was really dope
I think it had it for my mom's birthday. It was really dope.
That was right before.
Yeah, that's it.
It depends, bro.
You probably could find somebody right now
that'll get you together.
For sure.
Yeah, cause my family really can't cook that good.
So, no shame.
My mama used to, she can't, she, you know.
Her hand ain't, she's easy now.
Her whip gave me what it was back in 90s.
It's retired.
It's retired.
You don't have not one person in your family,
but hey, come over and make brunch, I got you.
Somebody can make pancakes.
Nah, look, I'm gonna-
Hey, how's it?
Nah, it's ice.
It's ice.
It ain't no way, y'all tell me.
I think we had a brunch last year,
somebody was like burning the waffles.
Awesome.
Wasn't they?
Like-
Bro, what?
It was, it's not good.
You can pay somebody to do breakfast potatoes, bacon,
sausage, shrimp and grits.
Oh hell no.
Now you talking.
I was gonna say, please tap me with Hendricks Catering.
That's what you need to holla at.
Shrimp and grits is simple.
It is, bro.
No it's not.
No it is not.
Shrimp and grits is not simple.
It ain't simple.
You know how we do don't season grits?
Yeah, but I'm just saying,
it's really quick to make though, y'all.
It's not.
Well, we're,
cause B and he office, we already talked about y'all.
But where the chef said that can help my family?
Chef Paul, we need a tutorial.
There's plenty of links in bio.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
Y'all start DMing me, man.
I think there's so many people in the T family
that everybody can bring something.
There is a lot of people, that's the problem.
When they bring it, it don't be good.
There's a whole lot of people in their family, bro.
And then there's another problem with a lot of family too.
It's just like you said,
the quality ain't always across the board.
To tell somebody, hey, your bacon is nasty.
Your bacon is, you just literally cook it.
You don't have to cease to it, it is what it is.
It do be nasty.
Now listen, people make eggs a lot of different ways.
That's different because you're seasoning eggs, bro.
But baking it soft and shit like that.
Damn, you eat eggs?
No, I don't eat eggs.
As healthy as you, I'll figure you a fucking omelet.
No, I ate eggs one time in my life.
I'll never eat them again.
I'm smacking omelets.
That was when I was like sixth grade, I'm shit.
Yeah, I don't know what that tastes like.
It wasn't taste like. Omelet is. It, I'm like, bro, what they taste like?
I don't know what it is.
They don't taste like nothing.
I don't know how to say nothing but say eggs.
No, that's a dumb ass answer to what you're saying,
but they just taste like eggs.
They're not comfortable with nothing else.
They ain't nothing that tastes like an egg,
they can say eggs.
I don't eat them with eggs or nothing.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, the eggs don't taste good.
You don't eat them with eggs?
No, sir.
I'm the dog.
They have eggs with potato salad,
any salad that ain't regular salad,
get that shit the fuck away.
Yeah, potato salad, I'm done with that.
Boo boo.
That's trash.
That's never mine, but.
Yolk, anything with yolk, like,
if I can taste, like, sometimes people don't whip
they pancakes good enough, or they French toast,
and I can taste the egg in it, I'm done.
Damn.
I've always been against French toast.
Now, if you make french toast with other bread,
but the people, I grew up seeing people make french toast
with like the regular sandwich bread,
and that is nasty work.
If you eat a motherfucker piece of french toast
and you taste the egg, whoever did that,
they kicked it in the back of the head.
Yeah, you can, bro.
That was the worst french toast I've ever had.
And that shit was $20 a plate.
They got through, you remember we gave it back,
and the guy was over there eating croissants.
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't with y'all.
Yes you was.
You was, bro.
You was upstairs in Boston.
You had salmon.
You had raw salmon.
Oh, I loved that.
That shit was the worst.
That was so good with my bread.
Y'all know I don't like wasting food.
Whatever that hotel was.
What was the name of the hotel?
I never wanna go back.
It was elite though.
The Newberry.
The Newberry. The hotel was leaked. The hotel was fire.
Yeah, but that food.
It reflected in the price.
Did you get it like that?
No, none of it was it.
You know I don't like the waste food bro.
That french toast was so, it was so bro.
I said this is weak.
It had like a grit, like texture.
My sandwich just cooked a little bit.
And you can taste the egg.
Yeah, I was nothing.
And that bacon wasn't hidden.
We talk about nasty bacon, they bacon was so far. And you can taste the egg. Yeah, I was nothing. And that bacon wasn't hidden. We talk about nasty bacon,
that bacon was so far.
Unless you burn bacon,
I don't know how that'd be true.
We'll go back to the new burger.
We love the new burger.
No, we love the new burger,
which I got going upstairs,
we would not be going to that rooftop.
Because we also ate downstairs,
it was fire.
It was fire.
A. Lee, one of the best sales I ever had in my life.
That was.
Was that the burger?
Yeah, I fucked the burger up.
The Lounge Bus. That's crazy, y'all niggas had nasty bacon. See, that's my problem. That was. Was that the burger? Yeah, I fucked the burger. The Lounge Bus.
That's crazy, y'all niggas had nasty bacon.
See, that's my problem.
That is crazy, bro.
If you fuck up breakfast food,
I have a problem with that.
Cause that's one of the easiest things to make.
You can overcook bacon.
We didn't burn bacon at my house before.
But somebody just to make bacon,
and you just eat it and say it's trash.
Sometimes it don't be crispy enough though.
Do y'all put it in a skillet,
or y'all put it in the oven or air fry it?
How y'all, what would y'all bacon?
You can put your bacon in the oven. It can go, I like mine to be a little fatty too.
I don't like nothing fatty on nothing I eat, man.
Steak, anything, little fucking fried pork chop.
I eat the little side fat.
I don't like nothing chewy, like slimy or chewy.
I don't eat none of that.
Y'all give me my steak medium.
Y'all still got blood on it. No, that's not blood, bro.
When it gets to that package, that's not blood anymore, bro.
That's blood, man, your cow still more.
Nah, bro.
That's not blood, bro.
I'm a full cow.
You just take it well done?
Medium well.
Oh, man, you didn't remember what I meant, bro.
Nah, a little pink, your shit be pink.
Depends on where you get it.
You know, Rufris, that medium is different
than most people's medium.
No, you eat her after a day after her period.
That's all I look at, like shit.
And then we're a little tang.
She don't need a couple days for me.
You know, that thing suck a little bit.
Yeah, I'm 14.
Y'all look so good.
For you to fucking get a steak,
any nigga that eat anything well done, bro,
you taking years off your life.
Well done is crazy.
Yeah.
You said medium, whatever. Niggas eatin' well done, so you are breaking your teeth. It's is crazy. Yeah. I said medium.
Niggas eating well done, so you are breaking your teeth.
It's still getting kind of dark though, bro.
You might as well eat Taco Bell steak.
No, I just need a little pink, bro.
I don't know what a little pink is.
It's just a little pink in the center.
Okay.
Not the whole white grills, mix them.
I don't want no white grills.
Not while I'm eating my steak.
So what type of steak does Dr. Umar eat?
I don't know. So what type of steak does Dr. Umar eat?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well done.
Black cat.
Oh, me.
And my steak is like Michael Jordan,
take that shit back.
Now you always, you can't never get nothing well done, bro.
Besides like salmon or something.
I like a raw, a little bit raw salmon too,
but y'all different.
Yeah.
Burgers, bro, you gotta have that.
It can't be well done, bro.
I gotta get my burger well done, though.
Ain't, bro.
I can't have no pink on a burger, bro.
I need that gush, bro.
Different.
A gush different, bro.
I ain't a burger, nigga.
I never had, but I fuck with chicken tenders.
I probably need to grow up,
but I'm gonna fuck some chicken tenders up
if it's an option, bro.
I eat pretty much. Chicken tenders are a burger. Shake, shake, burger, Glover's some chicken tenders up if that's an option, bro. I eat pretty much. Burger?
Chicken tenders or burgers.
Shake, shake burger, Dover's burger?
Nah, I'm not slidin', bro.
Any type of pause.
Steak and shake burger.
I can't even say that.
That's gonna sound crazy.
But any type of meats, I'm pretty paused.
But like, once you entree with the meat pause,
I'm like, I'm cool.
Okay.
Like, I could eat burger, steak, lobster,
I could eat all that.
But like, it'd be the sides that I don't be like, like niggas green beans, Like I could eat burger, steak, lobster, I could eat all that.
But like it be the sides that I don't be like,
like niggas green beans, some of them be trash.
Spargots, I can't eat spargots, they ain't niff me.
When you go to like white establishments,
it depends, I like them, but you have to,
if you want to like nigga-file,
you have to tell them to overcook it.
Yeah.
Like something like when you go to like high end restaurants
and shit, they don't steam.
Nigga five, damn.
Yeah, because you really like just steam your vegetables
just a little bit, bro.
The crunchy the vegetable are, you don't lose the,
I forgot what you call it, nutrients.
nutritional value, yeah.
So when you overcook it, like we like it,
you lose all the nutrients in the vegetable.
So we like soft broccoli, soft asparagus,
soft green beans, shit like that.
And that shit is because it's been stewing in butter
and that's how I want it.
I ain't saying I like them.
I just be like, they be tasting nasty.
Like give me the nutrients, all right?
Make my celery.
But that should just be nasty.
It's not going well when it's softer,
the seasoning gets in there more.
It gets in there, yeah.
Since we here holidays,
what's some of y'all favorite holiday side dishes?
I know it might coincide with Thanksgiving, but fuck it.
Cabbage.
Mm.
I'm cabbage over greens all day.
I don't really like sides, bro.
Damn.
Besides collard greens.
You don't like sides, you do fuck collard greens.
That's it, bro.
I don't really like it.
I'm giving mac and cheese, this is my last holiday fuck on mac and cheese, bro. I don't really like it. I'm giving mac and cheese,
this is my last holiday fuck on mac and cheese,
but I've been let down recently.
I'm hoping to be, you know what I'm saying,
renewed, rejuvenated,
because I've been catching some booth recently,
so I'm hoping, you know what I'm saying,
this puts me back on track.
I really hate that y'all be having bad food experiences.
Because niggas don't work no more, bro.
I'll be going to all these different places.
Niggas ain't tapped in, bro.
Niggas is not putting their heart in the craft no more, bro.
It's DoorDash that made it too, shout out to DoorDash.
That's not a plug.
Love DoorDash.
DoorDash that made it too easy for you.
You don't have to cook no more.
And the price of it so high now, you damn near,
going out to eat is the same as going to grocery shopping
nowadays, most places.
Now, if you smart, like me, you gotta be smart.
You gotta be smart. You can't go wild out. Go to certain places, got specials during the week, certain places. Now, if you smart, like me- You gotta be smart, you gotta be smart.
You can't go wild out.
Go to certain places, got specials during the week,
certain places, pull up there.
Even Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, them foods,
you just gotta know how to-
You gotta know how to shop.
Pick through this shit, y'all.
I get it though.
DoorDash has made people lazy, I understand,
but y'all niggas can't keep having
all these bad food experiences, bro.
I ain't saying mine was bad.
I got a far star yesterday.
Grubhouse has been getting all my business,
even though they delivery, I love y'all.
Y'all gotta figure that out.
But other than that, I'm supporting local black-all.
I had a problem last night.
Heat.
Two, three.
I was just saying, you said you gonna give
a whole macaroni, but that is like,
yeah, macaroni, man.
Top two, top three size, bro.
Bro, I got PTSD, bro.
We haven't been across the nation, bro.
Niggas ain't been tapped in, bro.
Niggas ain't been getting white macaroni.
Steakhouse macaroni is disgusting.
Oh.
Yeah, that shit, it looks like, yeah, nah.
Cool.
Make that bitch.
My shit ain't cheesy looking.
I'm cool, but I don't like macaroni.
You can't do this on the top of the fork
or the spoon with the certain, put that bitch back in, bro.
I don't like, I don't like mac and cheese anymore.
Y'all niggas is trippin'.
Y'all niggas don't eat like spinach and shit.
Oh, Korean spinach is elite.
Flash potatoes, fried potatoes.
Fried potatoes, all that.
Dirty rice, red beans and rice.
Not red beans.
Babbage.
Listen, you speaking, that's culture homie,
you just said it to me, I'm fucking with it.
Yams. No yams.
Yams, mac and cheese, best combo all the time.
We had this conversation before.
I don't eat baked beans, but I know y'all do.
Baked beans, baked beans heat.
Shout out to Malcolm Alma Thunger.
Like fried corn.
She gonna be the destiny with them damn baked beans.
Since we hear about y'all about some random
Christmas ass foods that I don't know y'all probably
fuck with, I know you probably don't as well,
but eggnog.
Evan Williams.
Okay, with the bourbon what's happening in there.
Oh, that's what that's called.
You gotta get the old santee.
I rock with Evan Williams with the old santeas.
Okay.
Y'all fucking with that?
It got egg in it.
It's eggnog.
Yeah.
Yes sir.
No, I'm not drinking, no fucking egg in it.
It's crazy.
Y'all niggas drinkin' a drink with eggnog. Y'all niggas think y'all fucking rocky or something? What the fuck? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not Spanish nigga. Nigga what you up to? Nigga what you on? I was just trying to break it down for you. Listen that was a bad ass text book.
Fuck y'all.
Listen don't nobody know what that is.
Y'all see that nigga tied up in his house?
I'm not Spanish shit.
Cause that nigga said some Spanish shit.
I was like.
I was just trying to take the picture.
I ain't go done with that.
I wanna kill my boy.
That nigga crazy as hell.
Nigga I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. wanna kill my wife. I think you're crazy as hell.
I'm just saying.
I don't know what no one's hiding.
What you say it's called?
What, eggnog or horchata?
Oh, horchata.
Yeah, horchata's fire, nigga.
I don't know what horchata is.
I don't know what eggnog.
I ain't never seen that shit.
You don't know what horchata is.
Nigga's a shoot-off eggnog prince.
He talking about his wife.
Nigga, that had to be a Spanish name.
Horchata.
Horchata, yeah, bro.
It's Spanish, right?
Yeah.
It's Americanized version of Horchata, basically, bro.
Why the fuck is he laughing, bro?
Because what?
What's the nigga version of Horchata?
He was just trying to help you and you got me.
Frosted flake milk.
Frosted flake milk.
Oh, that's what it tastes like.
Frosted flakes.
Or cinnamon toast crumb milk.
Oh my god.
That's exactly what it tastes like.
Or horchata.
Cinnamon toast crunch milk.
That's a terrible name.
All right.
I ain't drinking that shit either.
I don't like milk.
Oh my god. My boy got a tie. Why the fuck is he still laughing? I drink it as shit. Oh like milk So the nigga version of cinnamon toast milk I'm gonna go to her and talk to her. Cheese finish! Not me! I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.
Oh man.
So the nigga version of cinnamon toast crunch milk.
Oh fuck.
All right cool.
I ain't gonna try it but shout out to that.
I can't believe y'all drink egg though.
That's crazy.
Yeah I have a little cup for the holidays.
Other than that I ain't fucking with the egg now.
But this one's special.
I'll give it a spin.
Y'all put liquor in eggs.
Yeah, put liquor in eggs.
Y'all hear how nasty that sound?
When you say it like that, it sounds crazy,
but that's not what it is.
It is not.
Just look at the-
Especially at the bars nowadays,
a lot of people who like those espresso martinis
and eating them type of fancy drinks,
them type of sours and stuff,
they use yolk in the drink, which is crazy,
but it's pretty proper.
That sounds like I'm about to throw up.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Who said my taste buds is childish?
Hordell.
Hordell music.
Okay.
Y'all crazy, man.
Listen, man, we hope y'all holidays is better than ours.
We about to get up out of here,
be here and set up people that can grab some merch at
for the end of the year.
Shopclub520.com.
We got a Christmas special up there.
Oh, man. I'm lyin'. Promo code, Hordchopter. Weclub520.com. We got a Christmas special up there. Oh man. I'm lying.
Promo code HORCHOTA. We'll be back next time. We out. Fuck Aignan. Man, that was funny as fuck.
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