Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Michael Blackson got PULLED OVER w/ Kevin Hart, meeting Ice Cube, Embiid & 76ers

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 28 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian, Michael Blackson to discuss his start in comedy, making a movie, and the upcoming release of his own TV show, 'The Michael Blackson show.' Blackson tells stories of meeting Ice Cube, getting pulled over with Kevin Hart on their way to NYC, and his love for Philadelphia sports such as Joel Embiid and the 76ers, and Jalen Hurts and the Eagles. #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. We back, another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. Special guest to my left, we're going to introduce my man's last, but to my far left, we got my dog, B-Hen, out the burlies, my nigga B-Hen. How you doing today, man? Cool, Nash, let's get to it. Last time you had a zip-up hoodie on this episode, shit went left.

I'm going to need you to act like you got some sense in front of the company. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Don't speak on that too much, but to my right still, my dog, Young Nacho, Young T, man. Fresh off a flight. What's up? Man, I'm a little tired, but man, I'm so hyped, man. One of my favorite people in the building. Man, I told you how many times I used to watch a movie every single day. So I got some questions to ask today, but I'm hyped to be here.

Back when niggas had DVD players and only had two DVDs. That's a fact. No cable. We might have. I can't remember if we had cable or not. Stop saying that.

That's how old he is. And the T-Film requests we hold them down. They say you'll be giving them no love like you're supposed to. Y'all had cable, man. We got a lot of stuff

I need if y'all need, man. All right. You gotta fuck it. But to my left, we got a special guest, man. Blessed to start the year off with this guy, man. If got a lot of stuff I need if y'all need, man. Alright. Fuck it. But to my left, we got a special guest, man. Blessed to start the year off with this guy, man. If you haven't seen him, then you absolutely suck. One of the funniest people on earth. Humanitarian,

comedian, philanthropist, adult. Michael Blackson, appreciate you pulling up to 520. Bitch, what's up, motherfucker? How you doing, man? I'm great, man. Glad to be here. When y'all gonna fix this ceiling, man? It's a drop ceiling. What's going on here?

A drop ceiling? And we just moved in. Y'all just moved in? Okay, boy. But no, I'm glad to be here, man. Appreciate you guys. Not only that, y'all got a great show.

Y'all also supported my nonprofit. Appreciate the support. For sure. Absolutely. Shout that out again so people know what I'm saying. Yeah, motherfucker. My niggas helped me out

with them kids in school now I get teachers to teach them them kids are teaching themselves so now I got teachers thanks for the check

motherfuckers y'all psych ABT we take everything we trying to revamp the place like your boy Mike man I know Mike is fixing the block

shout out to Mike I'm in Indianapolis right now because y'all don't know we're in Indy from here I'm saying We trying to revamp the place Like your boy Mike man Nah nah this shit look like I know Mike is fixing the block Shout out to Mike I'm in Indianapolis right now Cause y'all don't know We in Indy Yeah From here I'm gonna hang out With my man Epps You know Mike

Fixed his whole neighborhood up I think he only fixed his house And left everybody else Shit fucked up We gonna find out When we get there He took all the PPP Law enforcement

Exactly Got a three man hour house And a two thousand dollar block That's crazy Exactly, nigga. This nigga got a three-man-hour house and a $2,000 block. Now, that's crazy. Now, that block is crazy. You been there? Nah, I just know the area,

but he gonna have to refix everything. It's more rebuilding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, we'll check it out. But obviously, you in town, you know what I'm saying, doing a little business as well. I got to start off with a frog question.

What is your most memorable or worst show you've ever had? Ah, most memorable or worst? Worst? Let me think about the worst show ever. This had to have been like 90s. Dang it. Yeah, late 90s. I remember it was doing the Dennis Rodman era, right?

And I remember I was doing the shows. It was actually the first time I started roasting motherfuckers. and I remember I was doing the shows it was actually the first time I started roasting motherfuckers so I remember performing on stage

in Philly Germantown area of Philadelphia Philly what's up motherfuckers I'm in Philly performing this place called Morgan's

and my mom been on stage and I remember seeing this girl in the front she had like the blonde hair and Dennis Rodman

had blonde hair back then and I called her Denise Rodman and the bitch got mad and poured a drink at me. And I didn't know how to react to that.

So I said, okay, thank you. Good night for a second. I kind of can't perform well. That's probably one of my most memorable, worst show. But it's all good.

Best show though? Let me see. My stand-up show, right? Comedy show, right? Man, so many of them. it's all good best show though let me see my stand up show right comedy show right man so many of them damn it

my favorite oh my favorite had a band the Martin Lawrence tour we just did we did Vegas oh my goodness I couldn't just

I couldn't anything I said these motherfuckers going crazy so I remember that show very well it was so good you know

I just I left early because I mean if I stay any longer they're. It was so good. You know, I just, I left early because I mean, if I stay any longer, they're not going to laugh for the next comedian. So I'm like, let me just cut it nice and short.

And I was at Martin Lawrence tour in Vegas like two years ago. Damn, that's nice to say. I didn't even think about that. Like you being in a situation where you're like,

let me, let me not go too crazy. Let me see if these niggas some laughs. You know what I mean? It was going that well. Is that like a bad feeling though? Like, cause you know you're killing it.

No, no, no. It's a good feeling. But you know, at the end of the day, it's a team work because I wasn't the one closing the show. If I was the one closing the show out, then I'd probably give him another 10 minutes. But I had another guy that had to go in after me. So I said, let me save some for him.

That's a tough one. My check-in won't be any more money, motherfucker. So no need to do too much. That's funny cause you ain't saving your backup no minutes on that. Nah. a tough act. My check ain't gonna be any more money, my sucker. So no need to do too much. That's funny because you ain't saving your backup no minutes on that. Exactly. Nah. I ain't want nobody else to play after me. I'm trying to shoot all the

balls. I don't want you to be hurt a long time. I don't want you to be hurt tonight. That's so funny. That's crazy. But also, man, shout out to you, you know what I'm saying? TV show. BET Plus going on. How hard was that to, you know what I'm saying, get your own first show? Man, out to, you know what I'm saying, TV show, BET Plus going on. How hard was that to, you know what I'm saying, get your own first show? Man, that was, you know what, that had to do more like networking.

You know, usually you went on your agents to like make things happen. But, you know, I just, in the years I built a name for myself and I just started to use my own name to just try to get things done. I actually ran into Tyler Perry. The first time I ran into Tyler Perry, actually, I did a cameo in a movie he was doing with Tiffany Haddish. It's called Nobody's Food. And I know I was booked to do like a little cameo in the movie. It was the scene in the movie where Tiffany just got out of jail and I went up there to pick up somebody else from the jail. And then she ended up giving me some pussy in the movie where Tiffany just got out of jail and I went up there to pick up somebody else from the jail

and then she ended up giving me some pussy in the car. It was a wild scene, right? You was a real Uber. Yeah. Uber delivered dick when I put that.

Uber dick. That's what I was. It's a wild act. So there's this scene and, you know, I was, and I pretty much ad-libbed the whole movie,

you know, and I was on set for much Ad-libbed the whole movie You know And um I was on set for like Freaking 10 minutes done You know what I mean And then um And it's so funny

We're just talking about how You should leave some laughter For the audience Because I remember that night I was It was in Atlanta actually We did the Martin tour again It was in Atlanta

This time It was a guy That was going on after me I'm not going to mention no names. And he was the one going on after me. You know, he was new to the tour. It was his first day,

but this guy's a beast. He's a comedian. We know him. Every comedian know that he's a comedian's comic. And by that night, I hit him hard that night. And I remember I had to leave because originally,

they wanted me to close the show out but because I had to go and film this movie with Tyler because Tyler was on set waiting on me so he was waiting on me and I'm like

okay I went up there hit him hard boom boom boom boom got in the car I'm being driven to the Tyler Perry studio and then 10 minutes later

we got a call like Mike the motherfucker that went after you is getting booed right now I mean he caught it. This motherfucker probably cannot perform in Atlanta ever again because it was bad. But yeah, that's when I went up there and did my thing.

And that was the first time I ran into Tyler then. Well, fast forward to like 20, maybe 19, I went to this Jay-Z event at the Hard Rock in Florida. He was doing like his yearly nonprofit event where they raise money for college or something he does. I went to this Jay-Z event at the Hard Rock in Florida. He was doing like his yearly nonprofit event where they raise money for college or something he does. Everybody was there from Beyonce, Meek, Jay-Z, Tyler was there. And I ran into Tyler again. I'm like, hey, I just went up to him myself. You know, I'm like, hey, I got a show idea.

He said, okay, good, take my number. And then I text him the next day. He connected me with his people at the talibur studio and i went and met with them he said you know set up an appointment to meet with them and prior to that i've been trying to get my agents like you know i always want to do a show where i play a teacher as a kid growing up in america roasted me every day in school i got lit ph Philly Philly in fact before Philly

was Jersey Jersey was even worse I was in Jersey for like three years before I moved to Philly and and I even then

it was like some foreign teachers the kids always clown them teachers they had some Jamaican teachers or even African teachers them niggas caught it hard

them kids and I'm like I gotta save these niggas right so I always wanted to do a show where I light these fucking kids up. I be a teacher and I got revenge for every foreign teacher that ever taught a badass fucking school, right? All them hood schools, fuck all you motherfuckers.

I hope y'all watching. Punk bitch, motherfucker. Y'all destroy my life. And he's a prodigal. He went to lean on me. Yeah, we would've got on your ass too. He went where? Especially with that weak ass codo. destroyed my life he's a prodigal he went to lean on me yeah we would've got on your ass too he went where especially with that

weak ass coat on we would've tore your ass up nigga now I wear shit on purpose I wear shit so nigga can run so I can light their ass up motherfucker

finish your story though I'm gonna finish on you in a second we'll be back keep that same energy when I come back so what I said so I always want I mean I have like We'll be back. Keep that same energy when I come back. So what I said,

so I always want, I mean, I have like, for the past seven years, I always, I even shot a little pilot one time of a teacher show where,

you know, I get to a class and I'm dressed crazy and the kids lighting me up and then I just took turns lit all them kids up. And he ain't supposed to do that to kids.

You know what I mean? But fuck them kids. Shout out to Anthony Edwards. Send the video. We'll get back to that nigga in a second too. There's a whole lot of niggas we'll get back to today.

You, Anthony Edwards. Same lineage. They locked here. Two years. Send the video. Yeah, so I met with his team and then we talked about a show, you know, and then the pandemic happened.

I don't hear shit back. So why, you know, and I know we don't know about it, you know what I mean? So I just went on and tried to get another show idea. I met with another team. We put some other shit together, pitched this other show to BET. BET was like, yes, yes you know came on board ready to make it happen and right before

I signed the papers Tyler's studio called me up like hey remember the show we talked about ready to make it happen I'm like fuck so now I have to decide

what show I want to go with but I ended up choosing you know Tyler's studio cause Tyler got the billion dollars you know you got everything going on

you know I mean you can't go wrong and we went up there and made it happen man the show if you know you got everything going on you know I mean you can't go wrong and we went up there and made it happen man the show if you ain't seen the show yet it's called

The Michael Blackson Show on BT Plus it's something I always wanted to do get a chance to roast students back for every foreign teacher

in the world that all this foreign teacher that ever came to America that got roasted this show is for you my niggas all them French motherfuckers African Jamaican teachers all y'all foreign teachers that ever came to America that got roasted this show is for you my niggas all them French motherfuckers

African Jamaican teachers all y'all foreign teachers that these fucking kids disrespected I did this show for all you motherfuckers so y'all owe me

what's up new one Miss Jones hype right now who's Miss Jones she's a foreign teacher yeah it's for you Miss Jones she just try to wear

Airbags 95s to be cool where's she from Nigeria oh poor lady. You shit. Fuck you, T. Poor Nigerian lady.

You shit. Oh, man, we used to tear her up, man. Shout out to her, man. Shout out to her. She gave me an F, too. I had to retake her class when I was a senior. It was a freshman class. I was pissed.

Damn. You know Ben Jones, too? I do. Yeah, I know. Oh, you a senior in the ninth grade class? You didn't go there like a little short yellow bus, did you?

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That's a crazy story. Yes, man. Let me see. That's a crazy story too, man. So the last job I had, last time I clocked into a job was an airline job. A lot of comedians had that job because they got to fly for free. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

So you get to like, you know, on your days off, go wherever you want. So last job I had in Philly, I had worked for the airline. And then on my day off, I fly to LA, just go hit the stage.

And there's one particular time I went on stage. It happened to be the same night that Ice Cube came out to watch Mike Epps for the first time ever. And then I happened to be performing that night.

And then when I was done, and he came to see Mike Epps to play, to do next Friday. I didn't know. I didn't know they was doing a next Friday project. I just remember performing and I remember remember, like, the next day, you know, the guy that was hosting the show was Guy Torrey,

hit me up, like, hey, some people here asking about, you know, you auditioning for next Friday. I'm like, what the fuck is that? I didn't realize it was a sequel to Friday. And I got the script, and I, you know, looked at it, and I had to go back home, of course, and then come back, like, a week later to Friday. And I got the script and I, you know, looked at it and I had to go back home, of course, and then come back

like a week later to audition. And the week before the audition was when everything go wrong. You know, the week before the audition, in fact, a week before the audition, something crazy happened, right?

It was, this is Philly, this is like 1999, January of 1999. Me, comedian named Buck in Philly, another guy named Ture, another comedian named Kevin Hart, right? Four of us driving to New York to do a show, right?

Before we got in a car to do the show, we all met at a location. And then we all decided to get in the wrong fucking car. You know what I mean? My car, I didn't want to put miles on my shit. I'm like, no, nigga, I just got my car. I'm not putting miles on it. Fuck you, motherfuckers.

Cab shit was some piece of shit. We wasn't getting hit car. Terrain had no fucking car. But had the nicest car. His car's like a, maybe a 1995 Nissan Maximum. Low miles, looking good. Good guys. We like, yeah, we won't get in this car. But we also forgot that Buck is the most illegal person

in the group. This nigga, everything about him is not real. I don't think his mother is his real mother. Right? Nigga long story short, we later found out this nigga had a license plate on his car that belonged to another car. So back in Philly,

back in the day, when you get a lot of tickets on your car, you just report the plate stolen and then you get a new plate. That way you don't tow your car. So the plate he had

was the plate that somebody already reported stolen in the past. So that plate is on the car. We on the turnpike, maybe 30 minutes from New York we in Jersey around Newark, New Jersey

same place I was I spent my first three years state trooper behind us and mind you I should have known something was wrong

because before we started driving Buck was like I'm not feeling well Mike you drive I'm like you know I'm like okay

I'll drop you a nice car not thinking this nigga got me driving because the papers ain't right we driving state trooper

behind us I'm like nervous I'm like I never had no state trooper behind me before you know I don't know what to do I'm freaking

21 years old if that so I'm like oh shit okay it's what we're gonna do so he said Mike man

just like Mike just drive straight. Don't pay no attention. Just drive. And the next thing you know, the light is on. And then they like, pull over,

you know, and then we pulled over. They pulled our guns on us, had guns on all of us. Like, get out the car. Because they read the license plate. The license plate came up,

stolen property. So, they think the car is stolen. They think it's a license plate. They like, get out the car, drive our hands up, walk backwards. I's stolen. They ain't even think it's a license plate. They like get out the car, drive her hands up, walk backwards. I'm like,

I don't even, nigga, I just got hit, nigga. You know? I'm like walking. They's like, Mike,

you don't get shot, Mike. Make a long story short, they got us all on the ground, handcuffs, you know, and then they're like, while we're on the floor,

right, I'm right here, the nigga with the, the car we on the floor? Right? I'm right here. The nigga with the car owner, the bitch ass nigga that got us in trouble. He next to me like, yo, Mike, man, if they ask you anything, tell them my name is Aziz White. I'm like, who the fuck is Aziz White, nigga? He said, who car is this? I said, Buck. Buck who?

Buck Wild. This nigga right here. This car. Right? I know somebody who did that. Oh. You snitched before? Man, hang on.

Tell your motherfucking story. We're going to get on his ass. I said, it's Buck Wild. The nigga. So we have Kevin laughing. Everybody cracking the fuck up. This nigga got like fake counterfeit money in his pocket. There's a whole lot of shit going on with these niggas.

So they're like, okay, what's going on? Who's the car? Where y'all going? I'm like, we're going to New York to do a show. I'm a comedian, sir. My head shots are in the trunk, right? So they still laugh about that shit to today. They're like, Mike, your head shot.

I'm not giving a fuck about your head shots. Try to promote. Try to promote. Promote on the arrest. That's crazy. I said, my headshots are in the trunk on Facebook.

Good marketing. You know, so, they're looking shit up. Buck got counterfeit money. Now, he took that shit, threw it away.

Cop didn't, cop didn't realize, oh, cop, dumbass cop, like, yo, I think you threw your money

by accident. Get the shit back to the nigga. Right, and the nigga like, think you threw your money by accident to get this shit back to the nigga right nigga like motherfucker I'm trying to get rid of this shit

so he put it back in his pocket cuffed us up all the dollars all four of us in the same cell you know while they figure

everything out and then while we're in the cell this nigga still got this money in him he ain't a bad from chewing money trying to get rid

of the evidence right his mouth all green he's like yo guys I need y'all to help me eat this money I said nigga fuck anybody hungry

motherfucker nobody chewing no goddamn money you know and shit and change fuck you motherfucker so eventually you know

they figure everything out and uh we was in there for like four or five hours we all went home they kept the car of course and then we got home but then we

had a court date and the day of the court date was the same day I had to be at LA for my audition so me and Kev the only ones that like rented a car drove to Newark New Jersey went to court you know they threw the shit out and then I flew we drove back and then I was in right in time I got the 30 minutes to catch a flight to make my audition you know what God flew took that little five and a half hour flight when I did hype the shit and killed the audition and then next you know got they've got the movie okay tell them your favorite part of the moon so when you when he actually have you been chewing on the CD and shit you start

laughing oh yeah yeah. Yeah. Because it wasn't me and Ep, like, you know, prior to that, I mean, we known each other for like, this is like 99, we known each other six years already. So we used to ad libbing, you know what I'm saying? We ad libbed, let me tell you, every line we said was our own line. The only thing that was in that script that we said,

that I said was, I can't get cheeky with this shit. that's the only thing the writers wrote everything else was me my app just going i watched that movie so many times i noticed you laughing i'm like this nigga was shocking to me like it just came out of nowhere so i kind of like try to laugh and i try to change series at the same time go back into like acting mode i. Yeah, but people at some point noticed that. But even though, I mean, when I watched it, when it was finished and I went and watched the finished cut

because they had like a session where all the actors get to watch what we did. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't even like what they picked.

That's how much, much better shit that we did. Damn. Much better, much funnier shit. I'm like, what?

Why'd they choose this part? And you know, that's because I'm guarantee you, Ice Cube was not in the editing room. I was not in what? Why'd they choose this part? And, you know, that's because I'm guarantee you, Ice Cube was not in the editing room. I was not in the editing room. When they shoot a movie

and they send it to the editor, the editor is not even there when they shoot a movie. His goal is to get the best angles and the best this and that. Fuck the jokes. There's just more angles

than that. And I think that's what the editor was looking at instead of looking at jokes. What niggas really care about. What the fuck about angles? Shout out to Volume. Well, know about that a little was looking at. Instead of looking at jokes, what niggas really care about. We don't give a fuck about angles. Shouts of volume. Well,

know about that a little bit. Yep. Wow, he be just going for angles? Yeah, he's that nigga. That's Freaky Mike. His prior life, all he cared about was angles. Fuck your angles,

you little fucker. Get the jokes. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. Get the jokes. takes here. Just smart hot takes. We'll talk every single game every single week, but I can't do it alone. So I'm bringing in the big guns from NFL media. That's Patrick Claiborne, Steve Weiss, Nick Shook, Jordan Rodrigue from The Athletic, and of course, Colleen Wolfe. This is their window right

now. This is their Super Bowl window. Why would they trade him away? Because he would be a pivotal part of them winning that Super Bowl. I don't know why, Colleen. Catch the podcast, the NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal every day. Subscribe today and you'll immediately be smarter and funnier than your friends.

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That probably don't be a menace. Menace, for real? Yeah, don't be a menace. How about you? I mean, I got to give it to Friday. I mean, I like comedy. I get what menace was. I mean, menace was very, very intense, you know.

But my fans, when they see me, their favorite of all things was Repo. Y'all saw Repo? Yeah. What? Classic. Well, Repo was a stupid movie. That's my favorite low-budget film.

Low-budget, okay. Definitely low-budget. That would have been platinum on Tubi when it dropped. Oh, man. People were asking that shit. That's why y'all put that shit on Tubi, man. That big black girl in that movie is fucking hilarious

but you know Leslie ended up on Saturday Night Live yeah shout out to Leslie no for real she was hilarious in that funny shit and the thing about it

I casted that whole movie the only person I didn't cast was Cat cause I think um um P hit him up

and then pay him for his old saying in one day I remember that. Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I cast him, I know where everybody

got paid in that shit. Your pocket watch. Hmm? His pocket watch. Well, no, because I had to tell him what was going to get paid. That's real.

You know what I mean? I was like, okay, I'm like, P, let's get this person. Let's get that person. Let's get this. I casted a whole shit. You know what I mean?

I went and called, because when they were talking about Leslie, you know i mean i went caught because we didn't talk about leslie you know when i hit her up i said hey um leslie i need this i need you in this movie and then she read the script she's like i'm supposed to be an ugly girl i'm like nigga you know you're ugly come get this check come get this ugly check she mad at me till today check, man. Come get this ugly check. She mad at me till today. She had a legendary

part in that motherfucker, man. For real. Shout out to Big Liz. Big Liz. Tell you which I'm probably going to classic.

Next Friday. Next Friday? Yeah, I watched it 4,000 times. Damn. For real? Nah, that's the only movie we had on DVD.

That's one of the funniest movies ever, though. And I just ran it over and over. I can name that? Nah, that's the only movie we had on DVD. That's one of the funniest movies I've ever known. And I just ran it over and over. I can name that whole, I can say the whole movie bar for bar. For real? Next Friday?

Yeah. But I think Friday after next came too fast. Think so? You think I'm, it was like, first of all, Friday was 1995.

Next Friday was 2000. Five years later. And then a year later, Friday after Next came out you saw that back yeah I think it happened too fast

that's probably why it don't get as much because nobody talked about Friday After Next being their favorite nah

it was funny though it's one of the best Christmas movies ever though it's one of the best Christmas movies ever though best hood Christmas movie at least for sure

that's number one yeah that's definitely Ricky Smiley being that skinny ass Santa Claus is one of the best Christmas movies ever. Definitely the best hood Christmas movie, at least. For sure. Oh, for sure. That's number one. Yeah, that's definitely number one. Ricky Smiley being that skinny ass Santa Claus is one of the funniest shit on earth. Yeah. Now, speaking about A.E., though, have a girl ever put a baby on you? Are you trying to get rid of it?

Man, my goodness. It's probably the first time I've talked about this before. I never talked about it to my A.E. Oh, man. I've had one big scare. Uh scare uh-huh you know my youngest kids us about to be 17 in March you know I mean so Mike is very and out there reckless yeah you know but I did have a scared four years ago, maybe five years ago. It was, a chick I was,

I met, you know, I just became single, you know, and then I was kicking it with her. And this girl, I remember her, you know,

the funny thing about it, I was so dumb because she told me she was a dancer and I wasn't thinking because nobody, no real stripper going to tell you

you're a stripper. You know, they let you kind of like find out later on. But she told me she was a dancer. Why my dumb ass thought this motherfucker was a ballet dancer? Or you know like a background dancer. I wasn't thinking about like pop the coochie

pole and all that other stuff, right? Night shift. Yeah, I thought you danced before midnight. Anything after midnight is not good. Anybody working after midnight and all that other stuff, right? Night shift. Yeah, I thought you danced before midnight. What a second. Anything after midnight is not good, man. Anybody working after midnight is no good. So...

Speak for yourself, nigga. She was... Third shift. Shout out to the graveyard. Somebody got to do it. Nah, go ahead, though. So it was, so I remember that.

And we met on IG, if I'm not mistaken. And then I think I just, you know, we decided to meet up in Atlanta. Everything bad happens in Atlanta. It's ACL right here. So it's in Atlanta.

And that's where I met her. And she look cool, you know. Did you check her neck? Did you check her neck? Let me check her neck. Oh, no. She had a whole baby, nigga. So, one thing about her, she was, this girl was dancing, she was a very hardworking girl.

She was dancing, going to school, and then had a whole daughter. So, she was very responsible you know and I think her baby dad was in jail so the last thing this girl needed wanted is Epps calling me now let's talk to Epps on the phone Mikey Mike Mike

what's up what's up motherfucker I'm here with your peoples man I'm at the podcast I'm here with your peoples, man. I'm at the podcast. No, I'm not there yet. I'm at the podcast. I'll be done in like 15 minutes. I'm not there yet. All right, see you soon.

Okay. I'm not talking about me at one o'clock. That's why you hit me up. So what was I talking about? The girl. Talking about Edwards, right? Mm-hmm.

Okay, yeah. So she had, like I said, she was going to college, dancing at night, and had a whole whole daughter and the baby daddy was in jail the last thing this girl ever wanted was another kid she stressed that completely her baby was the last thing that was on her mind

right so this is like maybe a year later of me you know seeing her whatever she had she was supposed to wear got a BBF tummy tuck who's gonna got tummy tuck she had a little gut so she went to get a tummy tuck and and when she went to go get a tummy tuck first you got to take a test whatever and she said so she can't get

it done she can't get a tummy tuck She can't get her tummy tucked down. I said, why? She said, they said she's pregnant. I'm like, oh, snap. Oh, okay. I said, you seen somebody else? She said, she said,

yes, but you're the only one I do unprotected with, she said, right? And I said, okay, no the only one I, you know, I do unprotected with, she said. Right. And, um, I said, okay, no problem. And then, you know, she's like, don't worry. I don't want to have no kid anyway, you know. So, you know, she hit me back like a week later. She said, you know, she said she went to the clinic and she just didn't, it looked that dirty. She didn't like the way it looked.

So, you know, she decided she was changing her mind. I said, okay, you know. And me, I always looked at kids as blessing. Always, you know, she decided she's changing her mind. I said, okay, you know. And me, I always looked at kids as blessing. Always, you know. And at that particular time, around that time, my oldest son, I have an oldest son who's like 25. You know, he lived with me when he was, he moved to Cali with me like 10th 11th 12th grade and when he got out of when he during high school mikey just never listened much at all hung out the wrong crowd mike thought he spoke we ended up spoken some kid too himself up mentally you know i mean and

he'll never be the same you know i mean because of that and i'm like you know what and then she she knew she was it was a boy whatever i'm like, maybe that's God just gave me a new Mikey. You know what I'm saying? So it didn't bother me. Kids to me, if somebody came and said, these 10 kids are yours, I'm like, come on, motherfucker. Let's go. That's how I am.

I love kids. So I'm like, but at the same time, I knew she was only keeping a kid because she thought it was mine. And because you're always stressed. You're never going to, you know, you're too busy for a baby. You're only doing it now because you're looking at the bag. Right? But it's okay.

It didn't bother me. So then, you know, I guess at like seven, eight months pregnant, she's like, she could actually take a paternity test to make me feel comfortable. Why are you still pregnant? I'm like, uh-huh. That don't sound,

that just sounds too new school to me. Let's do things the right way. Too new school? Yeah, let's, when the little nigga come out, let's go, you know, swipe this guy's mouth

or whatever, plug his butt, whatever we got to do to find out if this nigga's mouth is or not. You know? There's got to be a better practice than that one.

Right. Little nigga's trouble. He's got to get swabbed. He's got to be a better practice than that one. Right. Little niggas trouble. They got to get swabbed. They got to get swabbed. Swabbed. Whatever they got to do. Right? So,

and then, so we had an appointment for me to go down there, and a week before my appointment, she hit me up and like, you don't have to come. I guess she made the other person took a test.

Man, it was, it was this. So I'm like, okay, I thought, what happened? But it was the biggest relief of my life because I'm like, I knew she wasn't

doing it because she wanted, she was doing it because she was trying to get a life 18 years back. So I was like, thank you,

Jesus Christ, for saving me. Amen. That's probably, that's by that, you know, that's by the biggest, you know, baby scare ever. And talking about Edwards, right? You ain't pushed 100K. You ain't pushed 100K through.

Nah, nah. But you know, with him, if he's able to get over 100K, he should be happy. But if that, we know that girl ain't no dummy. She ain't taking 100k she got Instagram she can get 100k a month

for 18 years so why would you do that she ain't gonna do that she ain't gonna do that so be ready you're gonna be a daddy man that's how I got it now you're gonna be a daddy

but I'm about to be an uncle too I'm about to be I'm telling that girl listen I'll be the uncle to the baby you know I will

I'll take you to all your paternity meetings. Okay, because it's about to get. You moving in? We're a family now. We're a family. In fact,

you know what I mean? I'm like, hey, Edward, you're not treating us right. Hey, that's why. When I first saw it,

I thought it was a million dollars. They said a hundred grand. I'm like, nigga, please. A million dollars, maybe she might. Even though,

that's just one year of support for a million dollars yeah what you got 300 million yeah it ain't in Naira that Naira's Nigerian money

okay okay it ain't in Naira it's in US dollars okay it ain't no pesos man the pesos

but I you just became a daddy of an Instagram baby my brother just embrace the baby and just hope he becomes something cause you paying

a hundred grand a month that nigga better be a president if he come out as a crackhead I'll be very upset you pay that kind of money for a kid a nigga like a crackhead I'm like nigga

I'm taking you to court your honor this nigga cost me a hundred grand a month and now he a crackhead I want all my shit back Facts bro Stay home

Hell yeah Facts Sue and your kid It's funny as hell And you know You've been bullshitting For too long We gonna get this right

Why wouldn't you though I'd be hurt I paid 100 grand My kid was a crackhead Yeah He coming Hurt and a crackhead That's great

He on the corner Like that Yeah You showing him Receipts and shit That's great. Yeah, he come out here in a crack head. That's great. He on the corner. Like that, yeah. He showing him receipts and shit. But we know you a Philly man. You know what I'm saying? You unfortunately are an Eagles fan. You know what I'm saying?

What's going on? Yeah, you know what it is. We already talked about this. Listen, man. When you go from the Super Bowl, it's hard to go back. So every obstacle is against you. Ain't baitting over yet. A lot of teams, besides the Chiefs and the Patriots,

a lot of teams after the Super Bowl, they just usually collapse. Nothing happens. Nothing much happens after that. So I'm not giving up on the Eagles yet.

There's a lot of Jalen Hurtslander out here. Huh? There's a lot of Jalen Hurtslander out here. Yeah. He don't deserve right here either.

No, no, no. The thing about Jalen Hurts out here yeah he don't deserve you know what he's no no no the thing about Jalen Hurst I mean well he got 200 something million he earned that from like you know the three years

he got the team to the playoffs you know look at the pretty dude the nigga's making like you're making what them guys make a game

you're making $800,000 for the year and look what he's doing to the team so you know when that bag comes they're paying you for what you already did so they're paying Jalen year and look what he's doing to the team. So, you know, when the bad comes, they're paying you for what you already did.

So they're paying Jalen and paying for what he already did. You know, so he just got that money prior to that. He was making, what, a million dollars,

two, three million a year? Yeah, he was second round pick. But he just, he just got to just, you know, he'll get it together because what got him

where he was is not making mistakes and the last three games he made a lot of mistakes and hopefully, you know, it could wake him up, you know, but it's sports. And the last three games, he made a lot of mistakes. And hopefully, you know, it could wake him up, you know.

But it's sports. At the end of the day, who cares, right? Nobody give a fuck. You give a fuck. But what's your favorite, your favorite Philly sports? Philadelphia is my,

everything Philly. From 76ers, Eagles, Flyers, Phillies. Okay. And we all got, I mean,

we're all having a very tough years. I mean, the Phillies, almost go through a World Series. I mean we're all having a very tough years I mean the Phillies almost go through a World Series I mean then they went last year they lost

the soccer team went to the finals lost Eagles went to the finals lost Sixers we can't even go past the second round

what's up with NB man we know he we know he like that but what's up with the playoffs man like y'all yeah he just he finds a way to choke

man that second round the first round is no problem the second round they just finds a way to choke, man, that second round. The first round is no problem. The second round, they just find a way to choke, you know. Then God got bent out of there.

Then now, what's the excuse now? You know? But we'll see what happens. They got James out of there, too. Now, no more excuses. Yeah. I mean, you know,

James, James Harden, he's had to find the perfect place for him. Hopefully, I mean, I think they won, like, seven out of eight games, right? Yeah, they got for him. Hopefully, I mean, I think they won like seven out of eight games, right? Yeah, they got nine in a row. I mean, James Harden, I'm a fan of him, you know. And I like to see a guy like that win somehow.

So, you know, it's unfortunate, but hopefully he found a home, you know. Yeah, I hope he win in L.A. too. I want Russell Westbrook to get an nba championship me too that's why i want to win a championship yeah yeah definitely nobody deserves it more and i'm still pissed still mad about that whole separation from oklahoma city man up for one game i mean they had that in the back three up three games to one and then they lose the game to the golden state all of a sudden now you go join join them niggas. That's crazy because we might not even talk about a

Golden State dynasty if that happens. Because I think the winner of that series won that championship. I think that OKC team was probably beaten. They should have stuck in there. But it's free agency. Muppets are offering you all kinds of money. You're going to go. Gotta get the bag. At the end of the day, it's a business, man.

And you ain't trying to live in Oklahoma City either. But not, I mean. They had a rockin' though. It was cool out there when I was there. It was. I mean, I think. Respect, respect.

I think a team, you could make, anybody could make a city pop. Seriously. You put LeBron in Cleveland, Cleveland was poppin'. Now LeBron's gone,

Cleveland's not like Oklahoma. You know what I mean? You put anybody anywhere and they will make that city pop. OKC was popping when them guys were there. For sure. That's a fact.

Yeah, so I mean, even like, I mean, think about back in the day, Reggie Miller, he had the city popping with basketball. Yeah, tell him again. So now you guys

are kind of getting back. Tell him again. What? Tell him again. Reggie Miller era, man. That was, that was an era, man. God, you had some good games. Are you a Reggie Miller era man That was That was an era My guy had some good games

Are you a Reggie fan? I'm a basketball fan You know I remember Reggie I'm telling you We was just like Oh god 90s I remember

Actually when they came Played the Sixers one night And I remember That night I was just starting comedy And they Went to this place This one club

That they came to And Manute Bo was playing there a long time ago. Now I'm hanging out with them dudes like back. It's like. Damn, man, how old are you? You working out with Manu Bo? Listen, man, Africans don't know our age, okay? Okay.

We don't know our age. I wasn't. When I was born, I was born in a backyard. Nobody wrote shit down, okay? Okay. Nobody know. I asked my mom the other day. I said, mom, how down. Okay? Okay. Nobody know. I asked my mom the other day, I said,

mom, how old am I? She said, between 19 and 100, nigga. Pick an age, get the fuck out of my face. When you was born,

you saw a doctor. When I was born, I saw a goat. I said, nah, he said, man. So yeah,

man, I'm going to be, I'm going to live forever. Don't worry about my age, I'm going to fuck out. I'm going be I'm gonna live forever don't worry about my age motherfucker I'm gonna see every generation 90 years from now I'll be looking just like that

you gonna be all old and crusty motherfucker you and Morgan Freeman are the only people who ain't got birth certificates we ain't got none

that's funny as hell that's my that's my soccer age I ain't no African got a soccer age them niggas come maybe 30 years I'm 19

nigga nah we got some people that come maybe 30 years and I'm 19. Nah, we got some people that come here and hoop and say that. They start dating our high schoolers. Yeah, when they come out of the country, man, they could do whatever.

Until they start hitting 30 and them bones start hurting. Okay, maybe I'm not 19. Matter of fact, if you know something, sit on the bike. Prefer to like 6'8". And above.

You want a thong maker? Yeah. He could be 24 hours. 21-year-olds are worse. Who has Oladipo? Oladipo? No, not Oladipo. Is that it?

Milwaukee. Oh, Giannis. Giannis is 39 years old. I'm going to fuck that bad nigga to my 28. His brother is 50. Oh, his brother is 55 years old, motherfucker. I'm a bad nigga to my age of 28. His brother's 50. His brother's 55 years old. I went to high school in Nigeria with them niggas.

How old is NB? NB is about 97. That's his sports age to my age of 28. Yeah, to the world power, motherfucker. I'm snitching all Africans, motherfucker.

All of y'all niggas. NB, you're 97. I know how... Your grandfather, motherfucker. He holding it down for y'all, though. Nah, he's trying.

Hey, we are like 20 and 8, you know? We have a good season. Nah, y'all going crazy right now. Tyrese Maxey playing great, too. Shout out to Tyrese Maxey. He should be an all-star.

Yeah, Maxey. Y'all going to have to pay him, though. Yeah, you got gotta give him that money get a little 200 mil very soon that's crazy that's light now I don't think do y'all think this Pistons gonna win another game I hope they don't

why? it's just funny to see them lose they ruined our championship yeah so fuck them from back in the day they sure enough did. Yeah, we was going to win the chip that year.

But then y'all did go one year and y'all lost a little bit. Y'all swore at the Lakers, right? Yeah, we couldn't beat Shaq and Kobe. Yeah. You talking about before Shaq era, y'all had a chance.

Nah, we had when Steven Jackson, Metal World Peace, all them was there. Yeah, that year y'all was fighting. Yeah. That year you was a baby

I was I was in high school okay I remember that year everybody was fighting but the coaches it was a rumble yeah

Reggie Reggie didn't fight yeah Reggie didn't fight he was fighting Reggie built like a crackhead he ain't fighting go up there break in half

he just hey stop that hey don't hurt him Reggie Stop beating him like that That's where I do it Before we get up out of here Mike man

Show you some people What you got going on Promote a show BET Plus The Michael Blackson show That's right The Michael Blackson show BET Plus

So what we shot We shot like Pilots So when you come Doing a TV You shoot pilot. Pilot's a show, you shoot, you air it. If people like it, then they shoot more.

So we shot four episode pilots. But watch it. If y'all like it, then we'll shoot more. So it's up to your fans going to watch the show and posting and talking about it. Hey, this show is funny. And I'm very hard on myself. So if I say the show is good

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You know, Africa, it ain't free. They have some government schools, but even with those, you still have to pay for certain things.

And a lot of kids can't afford uniform. They can't afford little books and none of that. So I went back home, built a free school in the village for the kids

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