Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Chiefs beat Bills, Lions roll Buccaneers

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs taking on Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills, Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions beating Baker Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 31-23 in the NFL 2023 Divisional Round, why the Dallas Cowboys are the dead beat dads of the NFL and much more! #Club #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ocho, we got to get to this game. The Chiefs go on the road, do something that they haven't done in the Mahomes era, which is a road game. I guess the Super Bowl isn't a road game, but they go on the road and beat the Chiefs 27-24. Mahomes are headed to another AFC championship game after Bills kicker Tyler Bass missed a 44-yard field goal with one minute and 43 seconds to play. The Kansas City Chiefs picked up a first down, ran out the clock,

and now they're headed to face the Baltimore Ravens for a chance to go to the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. What was your takeaway from the game? Listen, obviously, the storyline for the NFL. We have yearned for a game like this where we look forward to having two of the greatest quarterbacks of our era, of this era, to come together and play each other. And we get that every time we get a Mahomes and we get a Josh Allen matchup. It lives up to the hype. In games like this,

it always comes down to decision-making. Decision-making in the most important moments is what matters. And when it mattered most, forget the rest of the game. Forget the rest of the game. When a decision making mattered the most for the Bills to finally make it to an AFC Championship with a chance to be in a goddamn Super Bowl, they fell short yet again. The game was in their favor. The game was in their favor. You have the touchback, would be cold, fumbling with the ball going out of bounds. You have Josh Allen fumbling at a recover because Kenzie Chief player trying to scoop his score. Trying to scoop his score instead of just falling on the ball. It's falling all in your favor. So it comes down to your decision making when it matters most in a certain moment.

Goddamn, Stephon Diggs running wide, wide ass, butt naked ass open. Simple shot, get it to him, get you a little closer in field goal range if you can't score. You throw the home run. You come back, third down, incompletion. You come back on fourth. What happens? Tyler Bass goes in, pressure moment. He misses a kick.

It goes wide right. The game, everything was right there in your hand. Even with the mistakes, even with the mistakes, you still had an opportunity to tie the game, take it in overtime, and hope the decision-making in overtime goes in your favor. Now you're going home again. Yeah. I think in the game, it was this how it's supposed to be for the baltimore ravens for the earned the right to go to the super bowl they need to go through the beast of the afc which has been the kansas city chiefs yeah they've been in the championship game every year that mahomes has been the starter they reached at least the afc championship game so what should happen

lamar jackson who's going to be this year's mvp to be last year's MVP, last year's Super Bowl MVP, in order to get to the destination that he craves, that he yearns, that he says, this is why the Ravens expect from Lamar Jackson he said expect the bowl that's what he said yeah he said expect the bowl out of me right okay now he has that opportunity and he has to go through Patrick Mahomes who's arguably the greatest quarterback of his generation right Lamar Jackson says I wouldn't have it any other way than to go through Lamar Jackson to get to Las Vegas. I have a question. Go ahead. What is the saying or the mantra

that's always been around for many years? What wins Super Bowls? The touchdowns. No, no, no, no, no. Defense. Defense. Who has the number one defense in the league? The Ravens.

Listen, it's going to be a tall task. Yeah. It's going to be a tall task for the Chiefs. Rasheed Rice, Pacheco, Kelsey. That is the bulk of the offense. That's the all-out offense. They got a catch here from Gray.

Rasheed Rice. You'll get some other pieces coming in, making plays, and doing what they need to do, but that's not enough to get it done against a team like the Ravens, where there is no weak... Well, if there is a weakness, you'd probably say in the secondary, but everywhere else,

that interior, that second tier, shit. That alone, it's going to be a long motherfucking day. Let me ask you a question. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who picked Kansas City to go to Buffalo and win? That alone, it's going to be a long motherfucking day. Let me ask you a question. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who picked Kansas City to go to Buffalo and win? Based on what we've seen from Kansas City.

This is the best we've seen Kansas City's offense look the entire season. Yeah, especially since the emergence of Rasheed Rice playing the way he's playing. Kelsey looked good tonight. Obviously, the running game has always been efficient when they choose to run it here and there. Pacheco has always done a thing. Clyde Edwards-Alaire, when he comes in, he's somewhat efficient. Andy Reid is so creative. Andy Reid is so creative with the play calling and being able to manipulate the defenses that they're playing against.

Even when they were inefficient, and damn, there are some people who even wrote their ass off. Yes, I did not see them advance into the fc championship yeah a lot of people wrote them off based on the way they were playing and the fact that we have so many struggles offensively with receivers dropping the hell they had the most drops out of out of all the teams in nfl the receiving corps so you think you know what this ain't their year but they were they were able to overcome that obviously and again i'll say i'll say it again the the resurgence of rashid rice toward the end of the season especially with his play in the playoffs is one of the reasons why they're where they are now yes and but but remember we talked about it when you have a guy like mahomes you

feel nothing home of the road ocho because you know what this guy's capable of you've seen nothing. Home of the road, Ocho, because you know what this guy's capable of. You've seen it. You've witnessed it. So when you go, it doesn't matter if you go in enemy territory. It doesn't matter if you go into a hostile environment. You've seen what this guy's capable of doing. Now, Buffalo made enough mistakes. I don't understand why you go for it

on fourth down, backed up where you was backed up with 13 minutes left in the ballgame. Everybody knew you was running the fake 13 minutes left in the ball game. Everybody knew you was running the fake. That wasn't close. Analytics. Analytics. Analytics. You know what happened, Ocho?

Tyler Bass is going to bail Sean McDermott off the hook because had they lost that game, Mecole Hardman doesn't fumble that ball. He goes up. Now they go up two scores. Two scores. I don't even know why you got Nicole Hardman touching the football. He hadn't really touched the football all day.

He hadn't really touched the football since you traded for him and brought him back. You put him in that situation and he's stretching. He's trying to stretch. Bruh, you don't stretch there because that's a horrible rule that if I fumble the ball, somehow I don't get

possession of it. It goes out of bounds, out of the end zone. The opposing team gets it and they get there in the 20. That's a horrible rule, but we'll discuss that another day. So really, that should have been a death blow right there. Give Buffalo's defense credit for rising

to the moment and keeping Kansas City out of the end zone but Tyler Bass it's not Tyler Bass miss it's going to have people not talking about Sean McDermott's bonehead decision to go for it on 4-5 on his own 29 yard line

with 13 minutes to go but give Kansas City credit Isaiah Pacheco every time he runs the ball he runs like the defense owing money your mofos owe me money

I'm finna get it out your ass he angry listen I said it before I don't know if I said it when I was talking with you but I think I might have said it amongst my friends the last time I've seen someone

run that angry and upset like somebody did something to him was Marion Barber yeah him and Marion Barber. Yeah. Him and Marion Barber had that same running style where it's like,

I'm pissed off. It's on. If you get in the way, I'm going right through you. Now, he's not as big or as physical as Marion Barber is, but his mannerism, the way he carries himself

and running style, it's just like that. I like him. I like him a lot. The Chiefs did a great job. If you look at it, the plays, Buffalo probably ran an extra 25 plays.

Kansas City, the possessions that they had, I think they only punted once. How many times did they punt? They punted once tonight? Let's see. Kansas City punted once tonight. Yeah. 21 first pointed once tonight. Yeah. Uh, 21 first downs for

Buffalo. Uh, 21 first downs for Kansas City, 27 for Buffalo. Kansas City was one for five on third down. Buffalo was seven of 14. Buffalo ran 78 plays. Kansas City ran 47 plays. And basically three of those plays were kneel downs.

So basically they ran 44 plays. Buffalo had the ball 37 minutes to 23 minutes for Kansas City. It's funny when you look at the numbers, when you look at the statistics, who's supposed to win this game based on everything you just said? Buffalo. Buffalo. But it just goes to show you. You see everybody talking about,

oh, possess the ball. When you have a Patrick Mahomes, possessions don't matter. Yeah. Because he's going to maximize. Remember last year in the Super Bowl, how the Eagles, they were snapping the ball every time

under five seconds. Right. But their defense couldn't stop Mahomes once he got in a rhythm. So he's going touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, field goal. Yeah. And that basically wins the ball game. Yeah.

But Kansas City came. Obviously, they like this matchup. They like the matchup. Look. Yeah. In the playoffs, Kansas City has gotten the best of them. The last two regular season game, Buffalo has gotten the best of Kansas the last two regular season game buffalo has gotten the best of kansas city in the regular season but when it matters mahomes always seems to find a way to rise to them occasion and outplay outplay uh uh josh allen yeah when it matters the most because like you

said it comes down to a throw here or throw there and he seemingly always makes the right play but when that guy walked out on the field, if you watch the paint, the back view, Ocho, the opposing end zone, you're looking at the flags, they're straight across. I say, now him, he's going to think he can put this ball right down the middle and it's going to go in. You better aim that ball at the left upright. To the left a little bit, huh?

Yes. When he hit that ball, I told that guy, I said, you're about to miss this. I hate when you say that. Right. And it wasn't even close. Right, yeah. No, because he hit it

right down the middle, Ocho. Yeah. But all he had to do was look behind him and see the flag straight up. Wait, you know what? As a kicker, and obviously me,

I can attest to this because I am a kicker. I kicked in an NFL game. You do all the testing with your special teams coach before you even go out on the field. So I'm sure they talked about that based on the wind. You want to see which way the wind is blowing, so understanding what direction or how you want to kick the ball

to give you your best chance to make it. So I'm sure you know you can't go right down the middle. Obviously, it's going to go to the right, so you got to leave it to the left a little bit, and it's going to carry where it needs to go. A lot of times you see them, what do they do, Ocho? They come, they'll throw grant, they'll throw seed. If they got a cross win, if they got a win behind them,

or if there's a win in their place, I just need to see to let me know how I need to hit this ball. Because if you hit that ball like he hit it, 10 times out of 10 you're gonna get the same effect of what he got he hit it down the middle the wind pushed it and it wasn't even close you got to start it at the left and the wind's gonna push it right through where you went but when you think about he was one for three last week he had a bad week last week he had a really bad week so i imagine the pressure situation right now sure the season is on you yeah the game

is on the line and it's on you there's a lot of pressure in that and i'm sure tyler bass the moment might have been too big too big for him the moment might have been too big for him based off what happened last week and the confidence wasn't there even if even if i i don't i can't explain i haven't been in the playoffs much i haven't been in pressure moments much. I haven't been in pressure moments much, but I do understand what was going through his head. I could imagine what was going through his head. The entire season, the entire city

and everything is riding on your leg. I'm sure Buffalo is upset because Buffalo lost the Super Bowl with a kick. I think it was Christie. Who's the guy that got it in 90 when they missed the field goal? Doug Christie? It's Steve Christie. Steve Christie. I think 90 when they missed the field goal? Doug Christie? Steve Christie. Steve Christie.

I think that's who missed that field goal in 1990 against the Giants in the Super Bowl in Tampa. That was also the Super Bowl when Whitney sung the National Anthem. Okay. Damn, man. That goddamn. Scott Norwood. Scott Norwood. Oh, Scott Norwood?

Scott Norwood. Scott Norwood. Oh, it's Scott Norwood? Scott Norwood. Scott Norwood missed the field goal, pushed it, and they ended up losing the game 20-19. So Buffalo, Buffalo's like, damn it, we have the worst luck with kickers. When we need to have our best luck, we have our worst luck. But give the Chiefs

credit. The Chiefs played unbelievable. For a second there, I thought, I said, damn, now the offense, you pick the day to have your best game. And now the defense is picking their worst day to have their worst game. Yeah. But they bowed their backs. They kept my ends on when they need to.

They forced a couple of punts. They are the defense. They're a special team. They did a great job of being alert and not let them get in the fake. But when they needed to, and that's the mark what I say about any offense or defense. Can you get done what you need to get done when you absolutely have to have it? Okay, defense, you absolutely have to get a stop.

You cannot let them get the ball in the end zone. Because remember, Ocho, on the situation earlier, on third and goal from the 12-yard line, he hit Shakur in the corner of the end zone in front of Snead. I'm like, bro, the only thing you can't do is just don't give up a touchdown and we're going to make him kick a field goal. And I've been damned if Josh doesn't semi-roll outside the pocket and semi-sidearms a pass and makes a great throw.

Shakira makes a great catch, comes down with the ball. But when they needed to have it on that last drive, the worst-case scenario, we're going to tie this thing. catch comes down with the ball. But when they needed to have it on that last drive to force, at worst case scenario, we're going to tie this thing. You're tied up and we got Mahomes with the ball in his hands with two timeouts, three timeouts, two timeouts excuse me. I like our chances.

The defense bowled their backs and kept them out of the end zone, make them settle for a field goal. They missed the field goal. They get a first down and they run it. But you have to give Kansas City credit because this is the best. Kansas City's offense has looked the entire season. At no point in time did this offense hum

and flow along like it did tonight. And you picked the right time to have one of your better games. Now, you better have another one next week because the Ravens ain't nothing to play with. Listen, you already know what that defense is going to do. They're going to blitz you. They're going to make you uncomfortable. They're going to have exotic looks.

They're going to bluff. They're going to do all types of things to confuse you. Patrick Mahomes isn't going to be able to sit back there, take your time. You're going to have to make your decision-making. You're going to have to be fast. The ball is going to have to come out quick. All the long, let me see, what do you call it? The play-action stuff.

Play-action, yeah. I don't think it's going to work like that unless you can establish a run. You know what's very difficult to do on the damn Ravens? It's difficult to run. It's difficult to run. So we're going to see what's happening. It's going to be a good game if I was to lean towards, if you're a gambler man in the chat,

if you're a gambler man in the chat, I'm leaning towards the Ravens winning that game. Yeah, absolutely. The Ravens will probably open up. Ravens will probably open up four and a half, five points favor. What's the line? What draft kings say the line's going to be? They're more

than a few. I mean, you get three points, you get three points for home field. I'm thinking four and a half, five. Three and a half, okay. Three and a half? Three and a half. I love Patrick Mahomes. I love Kelsey. I'm thinking four and a half, five. Three and a half, okay. Three and a half? Three and a half. I love Patrick Mahomes. I love Kelsey. I love that defense. I love Darius Sneed and, hell, shit,

I love Andy Reid, but that goddamn defense. Have you noticed I haven't even mentioned Lamar yet? I haven't mentioned Lamar and Zay Flowers and the offense and what they can do because the defense, defense wins Super Bowls. What Lamar's going to do, he's going to do. He's going to get his regardless.

He's going to get his regardless. The defense is what wins championships and that has always been set in stone and will always come true. So I know what's going to happen. So if you're a gambling man, put your money on the goddamn Ravens next week. The Ravens, you look,

we know the Ravens possess the football. They run the football. That's not a good sign when you look at how well Buffalo ran the ball. And we know Baltimore is a better run offense than what Buffalo showed. So that's something Kansas City is going to have to shore up.

They were one of the better run defenses. Not great, but they were pretty good against the run. Although you wouldn't know that by the number of yardage that the buffalo bills put up running so they got 72 133 173 180 182 182 yards on less than 30 on 37 38 39 39 carries right so that's that's that's pretty good ratio and we know the ras get a lead on you. They can run the air out of the ball. But you see what happened with Kansas City. Josh Allen kept a lot of drives alive with his legs.

Now you're talking about the most dynamic quarterback in all of football when it comes to his legs. You got to have a spot. And you can't play all that man coverage. I know Spags love to play man coverage. You cannot turn your back. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Lamar Jackson can have 200 rush yards and 200 pass yards. If you think you had issues and problems with Josh Allen when you went man, it's a whole different ballgame. Not from a physical standpoint, but from an athletic and speed standpoint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not going to run over you like Josh will. Listen, Lamar Jackson hit his head off the goalpost from anywhere on the field. You play around that.

He absolutely can. He absolutely can, but it's going to be a great matchup. I think this is the matchup we needed to see. Look, we, we had, you know,

we had three great, we had three great quarterbacks all, you know, in, in, in, in the semifinals. Yeah.

Now we got the two guys. We got the two big, we got the big gun. You got Lamar Jackson. You got Patrick Mahomes for a chance to go to the Super Bowl. Okay, Ravens, you say this is what you wanted. Lamar Jackson, you promised the Ravens fan when they drafted

you what they're going to get out of Lamar Jackson. You said they're going to get a bowl out of me. That's what they're going to get from me. Okay. How prophetic would this be? How poetic would this be? To live it out, huh? To see it and live it out.

To see it and live it out. Twice. It doesn't happen very often, Ocho. Yeah. 32 teams passed on the guy. Yeah. Ravens moved back in the first round and said, okay, we'll take him. Yeah.

He's the franchise tag. Yeah. 31 teams passed on him again. 31 teams passed on him. 31 teams passed on him again. Yeah. So he said, you know what, damn it. I'm going to make all y'all pay again.

Yeah. I'm going to make y'all pay. Now, see, Ravens about to get two MVPs. Now they're about to get a y'all pay again. I'm going to make you pay. Now, see, Ravens are about to get two MVPs. Now they're about to get a bowl. Yeah. So it's going to be a daunting task for the Chiefs. I did not have the Chiefs based on what I had seen from them all season long. The regular season.

Yeah, not this far. Ain't no way I would have picked them to be where they are right now. No chance. No chance at all. And the funny thing about it is, I said it before, I think I might have been on Inside the NFL. It's special. As special as Patrick Mahomes is. I said it myself.

I don't see them getting too far in the playoffs because with the issues and struggles that they have in offensively, there's no way he can be that type of Superman to overcome that. Right. It's impossible. And I long behold, he damn so did. Patrick Mahomes improves to 3-0 against Josh Allen and the Bills in the playoffs. And Mahomes is in his sixth conference championship in six seasons as a starter for the Chiefs. So six seasons as a starter, Six AFC championship games. He also

broke a tie with Tom Brady. He has the most playoff wins by a quarterback before turning the age of 30. He has 13. Tom Brady has 12. If I'm not mistaken, Patrick Mahomes is 28, right? Nah, he's not 28 already?

Yeah. Okay. I think 20, 20, 2018, he's 28. So there's a chance you're talking about by 30. He's not 30 yet. He got an opportunity to add to that next year.

Yeah. It even add to it this year. He can put it way on out there. Since 2011, each AFC championship game has either included the chiefs or the Patriots. So for 13 consecutive years, every AFC championship game has had at least the Chiefs or the Patriots in it.

That's crazy. That's crazy. And just when you thought you got rid of Tom Brady, you said, well, Tom Brady's taking his ass to the NFC and now retirement. Now you got to deal with Pat Mahomes. The Patriots have made eight made eight straight years 2011 to 2018 and the chiefs are currently those six-year run 2018 to 2023

it's amazing what a quarterback can do huh it's amazing what a quarterback can do and you understand why it's so important why it's so important that's all that's why you pay those guys that's all you need and you build around's all you need, and you build around it. If you got that guy, you can't pay him enough. Yeah. You can't pay him. If you pay him $50 million, you pay him $60 million. Okay, Patrick Holmes makes $50 million, whatever he makes.

You think that's enough? No. You think that's enough when they play Lamar Jackson? You think that's enough money? You can't pay him enough. And we were talking about it last night, Ojo. The floor is $40 million. So let that sink in.

If the floor is $40 million, where the hell the ceiling at for a guy like Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson? That's going to always have you in contention year in and year out. That's going to always have you in contention year in and year out. You don't know how settling that is for a

head coach, for the staff, for an organization. Come hell or high water, no matter what we bring in here, no matter what free agents we sign, no matter who we draft, we know all we're doing is making our team better because we're going to be in contention because of one special person

that we do have at the helm. But see, that's why you get to say you can say oh the chief's way it's patrick mahomes way the same way the patriot way was tom brady brady because you see when tom brady went away right that's the same way the stadium didn't move the coaches didn't change the guy was the defense is still very good the defense is still very good. The defense is still very good. That's still a top 10, you know, top 11 defense. The only difference, that quarterback that everybody on the team believes in. That's the difference. And that's the same thing what Patrick Mahomes gives the Kansas City Chiefs.

They know we got him and you don't. Yeah. Ocho, we got 70,000 people in the chat. 70,000. Do us a favor. Hit that subscribe button. We know all 70,000. We really appreciate you tuning in.

So I don't want to seem like I'm ungrateful. But hit that subscribe button. Do us a favor. Ocho, we try to do something special. Because we're what? Three weeks away? We're three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight. Oh, hey, we're going to hit that million. We're trying to hit that million. We're trying to do something special. Because we're what? Three weeks away? We're three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight. We're going to hit that million.

We're trying to hit a million. Listen, 70,000 people in the chat, tell your friends, tell your uncles, tell your family members, tell your homeboys, tell your bosses at work, tell your colleagues. I've never had alcohol before, but I'm at 56. I think it's

about that time. So, you know, Unc has his Cognac, right? Yeah. Le Portier. So I've never had alcohol but if we hit a million subscribers, the day we hit a million and go live, the day we hit a million subscribers and go live,

I'm going to have my first sip of Cognac. Le Portier. Le Portier. What's it called? Oh, it's Cognac? Why it spell C-O-G-N-A-C though? Oh, the G silent? Yeah.

Why you got me saying it wrong all this time, man? I just let you rock with it. They know you know. They know. It's you. You Ocho. Hold up. How you say it?

Say it again. Cognac. Cognac. Cognac. Okay, you said cognac, but it spells C-O-G-N-A. Why not a Y? Because you're saying yak. Cognac. So it should be C-O-N-Y-A-C.

You're right, Ocho. You're right, you're going to have a drink. Don't worry about it. Everybody, Ocho, we know, everybody knows that things move a little slower for you than the normal people so no I'm just I'm just I mean listen I'm I'm not I'm not uh an expert when it comes to talking about alcohol but listen I want to spell it I want to spell it be in 87 I want to spell it be in 87 so if it clearly how it's spelled, cognac.

Where you get cognac from. Yeah, don't worry about it. Clearly, you didn't have to spell cognac. So you good. No, not in 87, I didn't. Nah, it's good. I had to spell cat, hat, art, fan, can. Bro, that's kindergarten.

Yeah, see, I know you didn't win no spelling bee. You spelled the little easy-ass word that's kindergarten. Yeah, see, I know you didn't win no spelling bee. You spelled the lily's ass word that you got. Hey! But Kansas City moves on. Yeah. On the road. Upset win. I guess you can call it upset because Buffalo were favored.

Yeah. But Kansas City goes on the road, wins 27-24, and they move on to face Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens in the AFC Championship game next next Sunday Sunday chance to go to Las Vegas and face the winner of the Detroit Lions and the San Francisco 49ers and the Lions earned the right to go to San Francisco by beating the Bucs 31-23. The Lions, once wins list for an entire season in 2008, were victorious and advanced into the NFC Championship game for the first time since 1991. That's crazy.

Jared Goff threw two touchdowns in a playoff game for the first time in his career. And the Lions ended up with 391 yards of total offense against Tampa after posting 334 yards in their wild card game against the Rams. Goff went 11-12 for 131 yards and a touchdown in the fourth quarter. Ocho, this was a very good game. Really good game. I thought the Bucs was going to drive the ball. And Baker, look,

he turned the ball over twice. But that last one was really costly because that was a bad throw. The last one was costly. The first one wasn't his fault. It should have been caught. Obviously, it was tipped up, and it got picked off. But the Bucs look good. Defensively, they tried to do as much as they could to keep themselves in the game

offensively they offensively baker looked really well obviously there were there were there are a few few decisions a few throws that that could have been better yes that could have actually put the game out of reach but he missed him he missed him yeah and uh listen again i i've said over and over again when it comes to game like this it's all about decision making and it's all about making the plays in the moments when it matters most yes and he fell short yeah and that's what you know sometimes it just come down you look at the stat line he played great but that last throw i'm sure he would love to have back because he forced the throw that he didn't need that wasn't a fourth down throw lived lived to see another day

give yourself another chance that's what you got to do and uh unfortunately guy barnes made a great play undercut the ride on um that was what go ahead what's it was it cut is it cut what's it what's the title name jade arden cotton oh yeah okay oh man now babe babe listen even though they name? Cade Otten. Codden? Oh, yeah. Otten. Otten, okay. Oh, man. Now, baby, listen. Even though they did lose, I think Baker is the answer for the Bucs. Yeah, he played himself into a

nice contract. Yeah, he's the future. And you said he will be seeing 40, 42, 42 a year. Yeah, for sure. Based on if Daniel Jones got 40, then, you know, Baker deserved 42, 43 a year.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Mike Evans had a monster day. He had eight for a buck, 47 on a touchdown. Yeah. Cade Otten, I liked him since he- He had five for 65.

Yep. In the TD. Yeah. So the Bucs played well. Did Devin White get hurt? No. No. No. I think he did because he left the game because I saw him standing on the

sideline and Britt had came in and subbed. So I'm assuming that he was hurt. I thought KJ Britt was starting though. Oh, with Devin White? Yeah. KJ Britt been starting for a minute. Damn. You didn't know that?

Yeah. Hey, listen. Oh,'t know that? Yeah. Hey, boy, I see. Listen. I ain't nobody can thump like that. Oh, yeah. He's fun. Listen. He coming up.

He filling the A gap. He's scraping. I don't know how well you know about Kendra Abel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about thumpers. You have linebackers, and then you got thumpers. Oh, yeah. Brandon Spikes, youumpers. You know, you have linebackers, and then you got thumpers. Oh, yeah. Brandon Spikes, you know how when the guard's pulling some time,

there are a few linebackers that fold the guard? I'm talking about fold them. Yes. Man, he pulling up like that, man. Yeah, yeah. Golly. Yeah, I like him. I like him and Levante David.

Levante David is a do-it-all. Levante David reminds me a little bit of D. Brooks. Yeah. I don't know if you got a chance to play against Brooks, but I played a number game against Brooks, and Brooks can do it all. He can stop the run. He can drop in pass coverage, take the tight ends up the seam, carry the backs out of the backfield.

And Levante David reminds me a lot of D.B. Right. And so, yeah, but give the Lions credit. they had to have plays they made it was sensational uh jared golf in that fourth quarter made every throw that he needed to make st brown laporta guys stepped up made plays when they absolutely had to have it they earned the right to go to kansas city go to uh san fran this week yeah and what they got. That stadium, I don't know what they call Detroit Stadium, but it was rocking. It was rocking. Is it Fordfield?

No, it's not Fordfield. That's what they call Fordfield. It was rocking. It was rocking, Ojo. The Lions defense, Brian Branch. Brian Branch, I know you're going to see this. LaHomie, I salute you. LaHomie, I salute you, man. As a rookie,

boy, you balling, boy. Boy, you balling. You're all over the place, man. You all over the place. I salute you, boy. You part of the reason that defense is playing the way they are. Aiden Hutchinson, boy, you the real deal, too. Boy, you the real deal. They got guys good after you.

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after 30 what 32 33 years away 32 Detroit Lions you made it to an NFC championship game damn only the Cowboys I think only the Cowboys and the Commanders

have not made an NFC championship game since the Cowboys last won a Super Bowl. Everybody else in the NFC. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm just saying. If it's a lie, that's what the stats say.

I'm just saying. If it's a lie, lies told. You know who the lie is, right? I don't think that's true. The Cowboys been there. Been where? Cowboys hadn't won two playoff games in the same season. When was the last time the Cowboys won two playoff games?

Last time they won the Super Bowl? In 95? Y'all steal them, boys? Now, you know it's bad. You got family members taking to the airwaves. You know it's bad, Ocho. Family members going to the Ocho. Hey, and you see

Michael Michael issued a statement what'd he say the comments made by his brothers are his and his alone oh and don't represent me okay uh huh

that's what they gotta do with that hey that pressure yeah I mean you gotta do that I mean listen family members have to be careful,

especially during times like this. You know, it's money time right now. It's money time right now. You don't want any type of issues with management, with your franchise, with your owner, and saying, well, you know what?

Maybe we don't want to pay you. Maybe we can't rely on you because you had this going on over here when it really has nothing to do with you because what they say has nothing to do with how you feel about your team and your organization. But I'm sure they can use stuff like that against you.

You know how the business is. And I would hear, hey, not one radio station, not one stream, ever better be in Dallas, be talking about we them boys. Y'all not them boys Cuz y'all don't make no noise

So I don't hear a radio station I don't want to hear a stream and I'll bet not hear a car if I ever come to Dallas I bet not hear nobody talk about we them boys cuz y'all not them boys and y'all don't make no noise Hey, but that's that's that's they're saying though. I mean they're that they lied Don't do that don that's that's their saying though. I mean that they lied. Don't do that. Don't do that to him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we them boys. But if you 30 years, if you 28 or younger, you better not say nothing about them or boys. As a matter of fact, if you 28 years or younger, I better not hear you say foot or ball. They can't say football? I better not hear you say foot or ball.

Damn. I mean, that's kind of rough. Yeah, that's what you should. That's kind of rough. Until you win at least two playoff games in the same season, I don't want to hear you say foot or ball. And don't say them or boys. Because y'all not either. Because they not making no noise. They don't make no noise.

When they make noise, they be crying, talking about all that trash. What next year? What the Broncos? Don't worry about the Broncos. Ain't nobody saying the Broncos. They say we them boys. The Bengals don't say we them boys. Y'all say y'all them boys and y'all don't make no noise.

So moving forward, if you 28 years or younger, I better not hear you say foot or ball. That's rough. They gonna be in your head after this one now. I tell you where they ain't gonna be. They ain't gonna be in Vegas. I bet wherever they won't be in Vegas.

That's where they won't gonna be. That's one thing. I tell you where they ain't going to be. They ain't going to be in Vegas. I bet wherever they want to be in Vegas, that's where they want to be. That's one thing. I tell you where. Y'all want to know where y'all want to go and y'all won't see no Cowboy fans. Where's the Super Bowl next year? New Orleans. I bet they won't be there.

I bet they won't be there. If I don't want to avoid Cowboy fans, all I got to do is show up to the location where the Super Bowl be in hell. I ain't got to worry about it. Now, you don't know. You're not Cleo. You're not able to tell the future.

Now, you never know. They might make it next year. Boy, they call me Snake, I will it. If I tell you, what did I tell you? If I tell you grass will turn to cheese, you tell what? You quit nightcap, quit inside the NFL, start hustling crackers. That's what you do. If I tell you grass will turn to cheese,

quit everything you're doing and start hustling crackers, you'll be a wealthy man. Okay, so you already got the 2024 season. You just already eliminated the Cowboys before the next season. I didn't eliminate the Cowboys. The Cowboys eliminated the Cowboys. You ain't even

given them a chance yet. See, Ocho, this is what make it hurt so bad. You see, you told them this year was different. You told them Dak was doing his thing. You told them CD was that boy. You told them Micah and that defense was like that. So you build up the anticipation. You built this thing up, the crescendo.

But they was playing just like that. They were standing on business. Everything I said, they were doing exactly that. And got the brakes beat off of them. Man, see, do you know what a term, beat the brakes? They used to have old disc brakes, and they would get rusty, and you'd have to beat them off the car. Beat the brakes off that

is a literal that is a literal interpretation of what you had to do and that's what happened they beat the horseshoes off them cowboys they had a bad game don't worry about that i don't know what but you know how that is in the playoffs that's football now they ain't the nba they know the best ain't no best four out of seven see i, I'm old enough to remember when NBA had games, the best two out of three. And then they had the best three out of five. The only time you got four out of seven was the conference finals and the NBA finals. So in the NFL, you get one chance to prove you superior that day. So I'm telling you, if you're 28 years or younger, and if you're Dallas, Texas, or if you're a Cowboy fan,

I better not hear you say foot or ball. Say oblong shaped object. Say oblong shaped object. Say pig skin. Say anything, but you better not say foot ball. Listen, they're going to make you eat them words next year. They ain't going to make me eat nothing. I ain't ate them

in 28 years. I'm starving. Good thing I ain't waiting on them to eat. Just about, okay, when the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, you can eat, Shannon. Man, I'd be emaciated. All right, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. It's stuff like this, stuff like this, that give players and teams motivation to prove people wrong.

You never know. But they ain't proved nobody wrong in 28 years, but all of a sudden they mad listen i'm here why you why why they take it out on green bay why didn't they get mad at green bay why did they get mad at san francisco they had a bad game why did they go for it okay san francisco last year san francisco two years ago the rams okay not this year the green bay and then before that green bay they had a bad game okay well damn how many bad games that's all you need one when they're gonna have a good game in

the playoffs you know what they need to have the good games that they have during the regular season in the postseason if they can do that guess what that's that pressure oh who guess who puts the pressure on them i don't know who put it on him. Who running the show over there? I don't know who put it on him. Nah, he not there. No, no. Jerry wasn't, Jerry didn't want second team all pro.

Jerry didn't lead the league in catches. Jerry wasn't no all pro offensive lineman. Nah, nah, don't do that. Now you want to put it on Jerry. I ain't going to be there. I'm just giving you, I'm just giving you one of the reasons because everything you just named. Now you are going to fire.

How many reasons you got? You going to find a reason? I just want to know, Ocho. I just want to know what's really going on. I'm going to keep telling you. Everybody talking about, oh, I don't hear from you. I don't hear from you until the cowboys lose well i mean when you when you what you want me to call for i don't call do the regular season what i call it regular

ain't nothing going on right i'm like the tax man you know the tax man he don't honor you the first chance you thought uh you owe him some money he let that thing build up. Right. He let it build up. Because he see your cash, oh, I let this thing go another month. That interest going to be more than what you got in your account. Dude, I'm going to come and swoop down. Everything.

Gone. Bam. That's how I am. We're going to be all right. You ain't all right. You ain't all right. All right. You know what?

All right, next week. Next week what? The Cowboys ain't going to ain't alright Alright You know what Alright next week Next week what The Cowboys They gonna play no next week I ain't talking about the Cowboys I'm talking about Detroit I'm talking Detroit I'm trying to get Cowboys

Tell you what Call some of your contacts After they wanna come on the live On Thursday night They ain't got ish to do They ain't preparing for no game Who you want They'll come on for me

The way you talking about them They ain't gonna come on for you They'll come on for me Who you want I don't care who they come on for They ain way you talking about them they ain't gonna come on for you they'll come on for me who you want I don't care who they come on for they ain't got nothing to do you not busy

your week is clear tell me who you want I mean I can't get no I probably ain't gonna be able to get a 49er or a Lion or a Raven or a Chief

those guys I gotta wait till the very very last minute I know y'all I know y'all free y'all free ain't got nothing to do. Here's the deal. February

the 8th, Thursday. Cowboys, come on the show. Nightcap. Who you want? Tell me who you want. I don't care. Whoever you want to come. I got you. Because you know all of them will be there now. I know they're going to be there. Ain't that something? How you having a party?

There's a party going on. And ain't not one cowboy going to be at the game. How that look? All them stats. All those. Oh, that man. Oh, see, they got a thousand catches. Oh, Tony Pollard, that defense.

Oh, we got a great. Right there with me watching the game. Watching the game. Being a little too hard on them boys, man. The Cowboy Faye is hard on them. I ain't hard on them. Cowboy Faye is hard on them. I told you what this man is.

Got the hopes up. The Cowboys, I'm going to start calling the Cowboys dad beat dad. Because you know how the dad beat dad, they promise the kid, I'm going to come get you and I'm going to take you to the store. I'm going to take you to the fair. I'm going to take you somewhere and he don't show up. That's the Cowboys

do that. The more dad beat dads promise us every year we go into the Super Bowl and every year they don't show their funky ass up. I'm tired of them. So I'm going to change their name to deadbeat. That's rough, yeah. That's what it is. That's rough.

Promise. Every year they've been promising. Y'all know that, chat? They've been promising us that we go into the Super Bowl and I get my hopes up every year. And every year they don't show up. Hmm. They be there, though?

Yeah. Promises. Promise they going to come take us. Oh, I will come get you. Take you to get your daddy coming to take you to get ice cream tomorrow. Okay. Your daddy going to come buy you a pair of shoes. And guess what happened?

No down, no good. Oh! Tap sucker. Yeah. So that was from here on out. Now, so I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm going to get out my soapbox. I think that's enough for the Cowboys for today. What y'all think? Do y'all like the new name for the Cowboys? Because you know what? They promising stuff and they ain't going to deliver now. They'll be dads. Yeah.

Yeah. There might be some moms in there too, but I mean, I guess you can't say they'll be, but you know. That's rough. Well, who you got? Who you got next week, man? Who you got next week? Cowboys. No.

Lions 49ers. Who you like? Who you got next week, man? Who you got next week? Cowboys. No. Oh, the Cowboys? Ah, damn. Lions 49ers. Who you like? Who you like? Lions 49ers. Yeah. Come on, we don't Cowboys.

They don't stunk up the room. I got a spray. I got a spray. Them jokall was done stuck up my office. Come on, man. You got all the... I'm sorry. That's it. That shit got all the...

in my throat. I'm sorry. That shit got all in my throat. Man, the fucking cowboy got me choking on Lysol. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. Man, the cowboy got me. man them cowboys them cowboys got me uh uh

show them your background uh when you call me WaltDog25 cowboys live rent free I tell you what they need guess what they ain't living rent free in the Subo why they not in Vegas

oh man you mad Walt They ain't living with you in the Subo. Why they not in Vegas? Oh, man. You mad, Walt. You mad at me, Walt. I know you mad. Because all them other teams that you thought you was better than, guess what they still doing? Don't get mad, Walt.

Don't get mad at me. Don't get mad at me, Walt. I'm sorry, Walt. Walt, I'm with you, Walt. Y't get mad at me, Walt. I'm sorry, Walt. Walt, I'm with you, Walt. Y'all going to be there next year, baby. Y'all going to be there next year, Walt. Listen, New Orleans. They're going to be where?

Playing against the Bengals. Oh, my goodness. Super Bowl, what, 57 or 58? Super Bowl 58, Bengals, Bengals Cowboys. The Bengals and the Cowboys in Super Bowl, what, 57 or 58? Super Bowl, 58, Bengals, Cowboys. The Bengals and the Cowboys in Super Bowl 50 never. So what number is that? What's the rule maneuver for 50 never? You'll see.

You'll see. Oh, listen, don't count on no healthy Joe Burrow, boy. You already know what time it is. We in contention every year. Don't do that. That's what you're not going to do. Don't do that. The man only been healthy one year,

Ocho. And where we been at the years he been healthy? Okay, well, so I I'm going to take the R. Super Bowl AFC Championship. Super Bowl AFC Championship. Don't do that. I'm taking, so he been in the league five years. He been healthy two. Super Bowl

AFC Championship somewhere we hadn't been since 1988 you want me to keep going and guess who we're going to be at next year AFC Championship oh my goodness

guess who wins division next year Bengals oh they're going to be so where they go so where Lamar so Lamar they train Lamar

nah Lamar was there Lamar was there yeah yeah yeah Lamar was there the Lamar was there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Lamar was there the year we went to the Super Bowl, too. No, he got hurt. He got hurt. He got hurt. He was there the year we won the AFC Championship.

And it was in the first when he got hurt. You heard me? What? He was there when we lost in the AFC Championship game, too. He got hurt. Nah, that's two different years. He was in first place before he got hurt. That's two different years.

A healthy Lamar Jackson don't lose to the Bengals. Shit. You won't bet nothing. I can bet all that. We can bet now. Make a light on yourself before the season gets here next year. I got Lamar.

All right. Keep that same energy. I always do, yeah. Keep that same energy. We'll see. Because I run on I'm an EV. I stay plugged up. I stay plugged up.

I'm already charged up. As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work. No, it don't. As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work. No, it don't. As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work. That EV fired right up. All right. Yeah. We'll see.

Care. Who they. All day. Man, Gary Peter said the last time the Dallas Cowboys won two playoff games, TSA didn't exist. And family could walk on the plane together. That's exactly right. You know back in the day when the Cowboys were winning Super Bowl. Yeah, it was no trick man.

You walk right on the line. You walk right on down there. You can walk and wait for your family to get off the plane and you'll be looking at the window for them. That's their plane right there. You looking at the window like that right there Ocho. That's the plane. That's the one they coming coming in on. Yeah!

I didn't know that. I know. Hey, what year? Remember you used to be able to smoke in restaurants, smoke on the plane, smoke everywhere? You just could smoke on the plane. Cowboy land, one subo. Now you could smoke on the plane there.

They cut that out. Okay, okay. That's like the 80s huh the 80s they need to bring that back what the cowboys and the zoo boats no you gotta earn your way you just can't put somebody in the zoo boats nah I was trying to say just being able to smoke in establishments like before nah hell nah

hey did you see the Clipper Stadium the Clipper Stadium have a section they're building a section where you can smoke cigars and you can smoke paraphernalia as well. Yeah. I'm not going to say the other word because I don't smoke that stuff. But I think that's dope.

Now, that will be dope. Now, then I will go and enjoy basketball games because I can do something that I enjoy while I'm trying to understand what the hell I'm watching. But Ocho, you're not going to be able to sit down and watch him smoking a cigar. So you had to play the game going on.

You were in the bar smoking a cigar. So what have you done? That's what you're supposed to do, right? No. The objective is to watch the game.

Yeah, I'm going to watch the game. If you want to smoke a cigar, you might as well stay home. Who the hell going watch the game. If you want to smoke a cigar, you might as well stay home. Who the hell going to pay to go to a game to smoke a cigar and spend that kind of money? I'll stay home and smoke a cigar.

I mean, it probably ain't going to be that much. I mean, based on, we got to wait until the Clipper Stadium is finished so we can see what the price point is going to be. Well, I mean,

obviously it's not going to be the Lakers, but I'm sure it's still going to cost decent money. You think so? Yeah, hell yeah. It's an NBA, it's a professional sporting event. But then you think professional sporting events,

you think they're cheap? I mean, I don't know. I don't really go to basketball games. Anytime I do go, I go to one a year. I get the tickets from somebody, so I don't really pay. So I don't know what the money look like that you got to fork over to go to him well you got a fork over some money I just think it would be dope I just I just saw the clip of oh my

god they you know somebody say you know they're also integrating a place of smoking a smoking area I'm like oh shit now that I can get into I can get into that no yeah have me have me a cigar and watch basketball? No, I don't want to do the smoking, Ocho. You don't smoke nothing at all? Not in public. I mean, what? I mean, I mean what Ocho

I ain't bothering nobody man I ain't bothering nobody I'm just minding my business Ocho Hell nah Hell nah But I got good friends You know look My boy you know

Be a playmaker Emmitt and I came out the same year. Emmett and I used to roll together. Yeah. Before he got married, Emmett was my dog. But I still get on the cowboy's head. Right. I got you.

Ocho, check this out. I don't know if you saw this. Yes, sir. There is a video going viral demonstrating how many animals humans eat per year. I saw that on Twitter. Man, did you see that? I saw that on Twitter.

I mean, I'm trying to figure out something. They got the graphic of each animal, too, and the numbers on how many we've eaten. Yes! Yeah.

And I'm looking at somebody, come on now. I mean, people eating six, okay, guinea pigs, 70 million guinea pigs. people eating six okay guinea pigs 70 million guinea pigs who the hell eating guinea pigs you know what for one where are they getting the study from where are they getting the study from to even for these to be accurate numbers i think this is made up i think it's made up because some of the stuff on here, who's eating? Who's eating horse? Who the hell is eating cat?

Who's eating dog? You eat cat. There are a lot of y'all young boys eating cat. That's what they're talking about. That's a different kind of cat. You don't actually eat it. I've been saying. Y'all young boys. There's an art form to that that's completely different.

Who's eating... Oh, I thought they were talking about that. My bad. Hold on, let me see. There's some things on here that make sense. I can see lobster,

500 million. I can see that turkey, 600... I get that salmon. I get that tuna. I get it. Who the hell eating rabbit, man? Who the hell eating...

Who eating rabbit? Man, you ain't never had no rabbit to it? Okay, you know what? Come on, don't do that, man. What about Haas and Felt? Who eating rabbit? Don't nobody eat no goddamn rabbit. Yeah, they do.

Man, you ain't never had no rabbit? Okay, come on, man. Man, you tell them, let your boy see that rabbit. Ah! Ah! Let your boys see that rabbit. Yeah. Yeah, they got a lot of stuff over here.

I mean, I get a hog, a 1.5 billion hogs. I get oysters. Hold up. More people eat goose and duck than eat hog. I don't know about that. Shrimp, I get shrimp. Sardines. Sardines.

Chicken being at $75 billion makes sense. Shrimp being at $3 billion, that makes sense. But pork should be right behind chicken. Pork and beef should be right behind chicken. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. I think some of this is a little...

Man, I ain't eating sardines since I was a damn kid. This is Buffalo, 100,000 people? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Who eats Buffalo? No, they got restaurants that you can actually eat Buffalo. So people do eat a lot of Buffalo. Buffalo like bison, like buffalo? Yes, bison. Yes, yes. So, but people do eat a lot of buffalo. Buffalo like bison, like buffalo? Yes, bison.

Yes, yes. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. We just out here just trying shit. We just trying stuff. Tilapia, that cheap ass fish. Yeah. And this farm, most of the tilapia now is all farm.

So, nah. Sea urchin. Who the hell eat sea urchin? I mean, what type of sea urchin? There are different types of sea urchins. All of them. I mean, they call them delicacies at five-star restaurants. That's the type of place you like to go.

No, no. Turtle? 50,000 turtle, that's all? What you mean, that's all? You eat turtle? No, no, no, no, no, no. I have eaten turtle. I don't eat it now.

Golly, man. Listen, you taste everything but what I tell you to taste. Yeah, sure, that's right. Sure that. That's right. And it better be on the plate. They want me to try and put it on the plate. Hey, well, listen, she can put it on the plate for you if that's what you want. If you need it put on the plate. They want me to try and put it on the plate. Hey, well, listen, she can put it on the plate for you if that's what you want.

If you need to put on the plate for you to feel better about eating it, let me know. I'm sure I can request her, sweetie, put it on the plate for him. Maybe that'll make him feel better about it. Yeah, it made me feel a lot better. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that. If you need to role play and pretend you got a restaurant And you want to put it on the plate I'm sure she would do that for you

All you got to do is ask Ask and you shall receive Boy you on Man who eating dog Man they eating dog like that Come on man No Ain't nobody eating no dog

And if stuff like this Is happening It's not happening here in the states Not happening here in the states Octopus Okay I get it Calamari Calam. Calamari. Calamari.

Calamari. That's a great appetizer. Come on, man. Great appetizer. But people eat more shrimp than they... They eat more shrimp than... And the sardines. What are you eating sardines like that at?

I mean, sometimes you can't afford... When you can't afford shrimp, you got to get sardines. When you can't afford tilapia, you got to get sardines. But you get sardines. I mean,'t afford tilapia, you got to get sardines. But you get sardines. I mean, I have never been to a fish market or seen somebody say, okay, give me two pounds of sardines. Well, if you can afford the fish at the fish market, you wouldn't be there for sardines in the first place.

I get sardines. I mean, I get eating sardines. I mean, I would eat sardines out of the can. They give sardines to seals and whales and stuff at the zoo and the aquarium. People ain't eat sardines like that. Hey, Chad, y'all eat sardines like that. Sardines is a delicacy. That ain't no damn delicacy.

Now, people eat them, but they ain't no delicacy. I don't know who told that lie. For some of us, it's a delicacy. For some of us. I know they funky. But for some of us, due's a delicacy. For some of us. I know they funky. But for some of us, due to circumstance, because even myself,

I used to survive on sardines. I've eaten sardines, Ocho. I've eaten sardines, Vienna sausage, spam. What you know about Vienna sausages? Man, I get me a can of Vienna sausages, and we used to call honey buns truck driver steak,

because you know truck drivers, they be killing them honey buns. Yeah. So I get me used to call honey buns truck driver steak. Because you know, truck drivers, they be killing them honey buns. So I give me some vinyl sausage, a truck driver steak, and a Coke. You good. You set. Okay. I put that work in. I don't know about this, Ojo.

I mean, look. I mean, the cow, the lamb, the shark, the lobster, turkey, salmon, tuna. But you're right turkey, salmon, tuna. But you're right. I mean, hog. I mean, pork.

I think people eat more pork than 1.5B. That's just me. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I love your good old mess of pigtails. You don't like no pigtails? Yeah, I like pigtails. Pig feet, pigtails, pig ear, pigtail.

Yeah, yeah. See, now we talking. Now we talking. I eat a little bit of everything now. You know that. I know you do. I know you do. Yeah, I heard it. Stay with me now.

The thing I don't know about you. I know you used to work at the post office. You was in the back. Licking stamps. I'm the one invented licking the stamp I know you work at the post office Yeah Stay with me

Listen I close the letter faster than anything Hey they tried to get the machine to replace you They can replace Ocho They say oh no Ocho They say, oh no, Ocho gotta stay I heard about you from back in the day Yeah, yeah That's the old me That's the old me

That's the old me I'm a new me It's a new me Once you cross 50, everything change Thank you, thank you Change for the better That's what I've been trying to tell you. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You never been on the other side to even change. You've been the same way all your life. I'm telling you to live. You alive, but you ain't living. There's a difference. Can we work up to that? Can we work up to that? You trying to jump.

You had time to work up to that when you was at Savannah State. When you was in the NFL, you had time to have fun and enjoy yourself and be on the other side. You know, be the bad boy. Be the one. You and I have been talking about going to these nice five-star restaurants. I don't eat five-star. Well, I'm saying if we start off with a five-star restaurant, where do we go from there? If you do this from the rip, if you do this from the dope, why go from there?

Well, you stay there. You continue to tread water at that same level. That's the way it works. No. I'm here to help you, man. No, you ain't helping me. Ocho, did you see this? They got a Shannon Sharp bingo card.

Yeah. Did you see it? Yeah. Yeah. I saw a little bit of that. What you got on your bingo card? They got things that they've heard me say over the course of the years

they got like bull jive limp into the season limp out of the season childhood story, historical analogies relationship analogy, animal reference my grandfather said let me ask you a question foretold of this. I predicted this.

Did you know or do you know? Laughs. But here's the thing. It's going to be very interesting to see. Let that sink in. Yeah. Man, y'all, you know what? Y'all put it.

Ocho, what's going to be on your bingo card? Stay with me. That's easy. Hold on. My bingo card, number one, child, please. Child, please. Okay. stay with me now stay with me i love you guys yeah damn my bad i gotta stop i gotta stop yeah yeah you got yeah yeah trying to set unc up with a random woman yeah i'm the greatest rock run of all time yeah yeah you

preaching tonight now yeah that's my one of my favorite you preaching tonight, now. Yeah. That's one of my favorites. You preaching tonight. Let me get my notepad. I will write this one down. Let me write this down. Oh, this is a good one. Rail. Yep. Rail.

Defending the Cowboys. Hell, defending any team. Defending any player. Yeah. That's a problem of mine. I'm going to work on that. Showing off my soccer jersey. Hold on.

Let me show off my jersey anyway since I've just mentioned it. One of the greatest of all time. You know who that is? Who's that, Maradona? Who's that? Yeah. You can't see? Let me move the mic.

Let me move the mic so you can see. Yeah. Argentina. Oh, yeah. The Holy Grail before your time. The handball in 1986. The Holy Grail. Yeah, yeah. The handball in 1986 The Holy Ramblin' Yeah, yeah, okay Okay

You know some Let me see what else on my bingo card I have a question I lied for you before I lied to you Mm-hmm Man, don't do that Saying don't do that What was the other one?

Oh, Kiss the Baby Yeah That's back from Hard Knocks That's about it That's about it. But I like the bingo card. So whoever put this out there, man, I appreciate that. Y'all expectations. When I was in Denver or when I was in Baltimore, screams,

expectations, scooping score, pick sixes. You either coaching it or you allowing it. Mm-hmm. Oh, you either coaching it or you allowing it. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know, you forgot your other saying.

What's that? What you're accepting the loss. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they got it. Hold on. What was in there? Never accept anything in the win, you wouldn't have lost.

In the win, you wouldn't accept in the loss. Yeah, you got to have that one. Fans questions. Simply Striving 26 says, newly engaged. Y'all are my sources of learning sports. That one. Fans questions. Simply striving. 26 says newly engaged. Y'all are my sources of learning sports.

Help me impress and aggravate my fiance. Have me out here acting like a commentator. Every game. Love y'all. Wish you luck in 2025. You know, on our 20 wishes, luck on our 2025 wedding.

Simply striving, bro. You don't need to look at y'all guys. Been together. Bro, you don't need no luck. Hey, y'all guys been together. Y'all a perfect match. Congratulations. And hopefully the marriage will be bliss. Yes. Be blissful.

Yes. And it's everything that you guys hope, knowing that you're going to work. You're going to make a couple of rough patches. But do you know what? You guys are built for this for the long haul. I wish you nothing but love, peace, and happiness.

Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Make sure you role play. Get some costume from Frederick's of Hollywood. Get you some handcuffs. Get you a blindfold. Get you some whipped cream. You hear me? Mm-mm. Huh? Hey. You hear me? Boy, you know your boy? Hey, hey.

Get you some whipped cream, now. Hey, you know your boy? You know your boy? Cup up.. Get you some whipped cream, man. Hey, you know your boy? You know your boy come up back in the day. I come up. You know what I'm saying? Come on. Used to come up. Hey, hey, man.

Hey, your boy. Oh, man, please, Ocho. Man, you know, now when I was young, Ocho, I was young then. I would have been back in the patrol car. You not when I was young, I was young then. I would have been the back of the patrol car. You know what I'm saying, no joke. I put him back in the patrol car.

I can't do nothing now. I can't do nothing now. Hey, you used to act like you was arresting him. Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah, nah. Well, you shut up. That's a good one.

Yeah. That's a good one. I sent him a two-oh-four-minute sentence. You know, I get a little four minutes. You got four minutes to serve. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I sent him a two-oh-four-minute sentence. You know, I get a little four minutes. You got four minutes to serve. Yeah.

I like that. I like that. I like that. I got to break that one down. Adrian 84 says, I'm with a Cowboy fan. He just proposed. I've been learning the game through y'all. Thanks for helping me irk him with hot takes.

Wish I married Lux next year, 2025. Well, we wish. Oh, another one getting married in 2025. Adrian, congratulations on your, I'm just still, I'm just preparing you, but you probably already know this. Sundays,

most Sundays are going to be very, very pleasurable, enjoyable, but just know, come playoff time, things might get broken, things get thrown. God that, man, I'm so sorry. Man, I don't know what I'm going to do with these guys.

Man, I'm going to get me a new team. Just know you're going to have to experience that for a long, long time, Adrian. So, wish you best of luck and congratulations on the wedding. Matter of fact, I got to make sure

when you get married and everybody in the chat that's in a relationship, ask your lady, ask your woman, you want to be happy or you want to be right? Which one? You want to be happy or you want to be right? Which one? You want to be happy or you want to be right? There's an old tale saying you can't get both.

So which one do you want? No, you got to pick and choose. Come on now, talk to me now. Talk to him now. You got to pick and choose now. It's Sunday. I'm not going to preach. Sometimes Ocho, you just keep the peace

they be dead ass and you know what you right just let it go and then when it come back around why don't you say something hey no Derek Stokely said Ravens became a franchise and won two championships since them boys

they did Ravens became a franchise in 96 it done been to several AFC championship games I think they lost twice to lost twice to the Patriots Julian Ingram said

the last time the Cowboys won the Super Bowl, you could fill your car for $10. Fill it up. Give me $10 on pump five. Back then, you could go in the store, leave the nozzle in your car. Right. Leave the door open, keep it in there. Ain't nobody touching.

Can't do that in the Monat. Hell, no. You can't leave the door open keep in there ain't nobody touching can't do that in the monad hell nah you can't leave the car you can't be you can't have your car on while you pumping the gas more for jumping

jump in there and take off with it oh yeah for sure hey that's funny Ash the anonymous cowboy fan asked do y'all have

PG rated pictures that you would sure hate, the anonymous Cowboy fan, asked, do y'all have PG-rated pictures that you would sure hate for the internet to get a hold of? Oh, man. Yeah, I got pictures that if somebody would possibly lose their job if it were to ever make the internet.

The anonymous Cowboy fan named Ash. Ash a Cowboy fan for real? Is she a Cowboy fan? Listen, you talk about, she look Cowboys, Spurs, Cowboys first, then the Spurs, TCU. That's it. Oh, so she from Texas then, obviously.

Yes, yes. Okay, okay, okay. Yes. Understandable. Understandable. Well, the picture is, let's just say I lost a wager to Ash, and as part of my punishment, I had to wear an

Amari Cooper jersey. Man, where that's at? Post that. And I ain't gonna post that. Post that. So you really wanted them boys? No. I lost a bet. Uh-uh. You know, once you put that jersey on man guilty by association

no no guilty by association even though amari cooper is not there anymore you are guilty by association so technically you are one of them boys no double uh double oh seven lawn said hey uh you wasn't lying about getting payback third quarter pho Phoenix take cheap shot at the back of Unk Nees. Very next play, Unk deplete the board tomorrow. Yeah, I told y'all I got his ass back. Y'all thought I was playing? You can find that footage? Yes!

How you found that? On VHS? It's on the internet. It's on the internet. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, y'all thought I'd be playing when I said I would go get their ass back. No, no, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, you thought... Oh, y'all thought I'd be playing when I said I would go get their ass back. No, no, no. You're not finna cheap shot me.

Hey, somebody send me that clip, man. Somebody send me that clip. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Send me that clip to my Twitter, please. Nope. I'm trying to see this. You were that...

You was that... They hit the boys like that? No. Look. I'm gonna play... I'm gonna... Like I? No. Look, I'm going to play. I'm like I said, oh, I just need to know how we're going to do it. We play. You playing clean or you playing dirty?

Snap the whistle or snap the after the whistle. I just needed to know. So we both on the same. We on the. Look, I'm vibing how you vibing. If you chill, I'm chill. You on some bull jive. I'm on some bull jive too.

OK, OK, OK. That's all I needed to know. OK, OK. And you not. Hey, you cheap shot me. I'm on some bull jive too. Okay, okay, okay. That's all I needed to know. Okay, okay. And you not going to, hey, you cheap shot me, I'm going to get you. If I see you cheap shot one of my guys, I'm going to get you or one of your guys. Right. That's just the way it was. We got to get back.

Okay. Oh, you thought I was going to let you do something to me and I'm not going to get you back? Nah. Nope. Ain't going to happen. Somebody going to have to pay, huh? Absolutely. Yeah, okay.

Yep. Unculture J say, speaking of cognac, what are some of the words you find misspelling even though they aren't super difficult? Salmon. I'm not saying it's difficult, but they tell me you never say the L. You just taught me how to say cognac, but it's a fucking G in that motherfucker.

The G is silent. Like, what are we doing? Okay. Let me see. Obviously, these aren't words that are difficult to spell. And just, I say them exactly how it's spelled, and that's not how it's supposed to be. What else? Wait, no, not spaghetti.

It was something else. It's something else that's always been mind-boggling to me based on the spelling. And when you say it, it's completely different. I'm trying to think. Damn. Yeah, but I've just been letting you say it, but everybody know you.

Nah, you had me saying Cognac for a minute. Yeah. But everybody, I mean... Who was that laughing? Ash. Ash. Oh, no. I was saying it with such confidence, too.

Yeah. I mean, you was such confidence, too. Yeah. I mean, you were loud and wrong. But that's what we love about you. We love you. Somebody put baloney. Oh, yeah. Baloney. B-O-L-O-G again.

N-A. Makes no sense At all Spell it again I spelled it wrong? Go ahead, spell it again B-O-L-O I thought it was G-N-A, no?

Yes So you're wrong, you're talking about I'm wrong I know I was right Like the guy sing the song? Yeah. B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Yeah, I was right. She in there trying to tell me I'm wrong.

Come on, Rel. Rel, you better help them kids with the homework and that is be wrong. Them kids come back with straight L's, Rel, that did all their homework. She thought I said E at the end. Oh, matter of fact, speaking of homework,

you ever had to help your kids with homework? No. And you realize when you're helping them, you've been out of school so goddamn long, you don't even know this shit no more? After kindergarten to first grade, I couldn't help my kids with nothing. I ain't gonna say some lie. So I ain't going to say some lie.

So, hey, that's why I pay. Hey, you need help with math or whatever it is, I got money. Get a tutor. I can't do nothing. You're not going to tell my daddy did this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh-uh.

Y'all ain't going to put your daddy on blast. I'm paying for a tutor hey algebra division subtraction some of the simplest stuff some of the simplest stuff that we've that we learned when we're in school that we haven't used since we've been out of school and they come home and you try to do it and you'd be like what the fuck fuck? My kids were way, way smarter than I was. Oh, that's crazy, man. I had to throw that tidbit out there because I don't know what's in the lesson plans today.

Yeah. But I got you. Oh, if I had to go back to school? Oh, if I had to go back to school? You got to start from scratch. You got to start from scratch. Because all that stuff we learned in school scratch All that stuff we learned in school All the stuff we learned in school

I have yet to use it in day to day life I have yet to use it in day to day life I ain't going to lie Ocho If I had to go back to school I might be in the same classroom The whole day I get to school I get to school at 8 o'clock. Bell ring at 3. I ain't left home room.

I'm getting all my lesson plans in one class room the whole day, man. Man, please. Please. Man, I work hard. Hey, well, you got me crying man hey hell no hey man I be doing art

I be eating cookie and milk I be having nap time twice a day at the end of the year I get a certificate man oh shit At the end of the year, I get a certificate. Man. Oh, shit. I ain't lying, don't you? Man, that work hard, man.

I be looking at the kid like my kid. And my kid been out of school. Damn, my kid been out of school 10, 15 years. Right. 13, 14 years. Right. Man, please. Oh, my goodness. Right. Man, please. Oh, my goodness.

That's funny. I couldn't help him. L Grady 24 said, I'm a Cowboy fan. My wife is a Panthers fan. I tear her all the time. Carolina will win before Dallas wins, sadly. Well, they did. Cam did get them to a Super Bowl. Super Bowl when they played. Yeah, when they played. Get the Broncos. Yep, they did. Cam did get them to a Super Bowl.

When they played the Broncos. I did. And Sam Fran did. Levi Stadium, not Camelstead. Levi. Levi Stadium. Yeah, great. You might be right. You might be right. Okay, Faith. Faith got a two-part question for us, Ocho.

Hey, Shannon Ocho, two-part question. Shannon, what is the ballpark amount of blackmail money you collected from your siblings? Ocho, how would you advise Shannon to invest or grow his ill-gotten gains? Shannon is an honest businessman now. How much? Shannon is an honest businessman now how much well

it all depends on what they did like I didn't understand the first part of the question what's the ballpark amount of blackmail money you collected from your siblings well I collected money from my siblings when you was a shorty

it all depends on what they did. Right. You know, I got aunts that like guys. Right. And they weren't supposed to be, you know,

we supposed to be going to town to do one thing. You know. They went to town to do another. Right, right. So to keep saying hush. What that cost right there? That little example.

That'll cost you Dairy Queen. That'll cost you a double burger, double cheeseburger, a milkshake. Yeah, double cheeseburger with milkshake, just ketchup. Double cheeseburger, a milkshake, chocolate,

and fries. And about three, four dollars. Yeah, oh, you cheap. You cheap. The $3, $4. Yeah, oh, you cheap. You cheap. The $20, you good. Nah, that wouldn't even like $10. Yeah, you right. But, you know, anytime you went

somewhere and came back, you need to come bearing gifts. You need to bring some candy, some chips, a soda. Oh, so you were candy, some chips, a soda. Oh, so you were blackmailing Black Boy. You was extorting big time. Let's just say I didn't forget. Let's just say if you ever took me somewhere, I could tell Papa where we went and how we got there. So let's just say I had a great recall. Okay. Boy, you were sure you got the memory of an elephant, huh?

Yeah. Okay, okay. My sister, you know, they broke me off. You dangerous, bro. Yeah, yeah. I just want y'all to know, I'm not proud of that, okay? That's not something I'm proud of. I didn't know we weren't supposed to snitch on our, you know,

my brother, my sister, my aunt. I didn't know. Right, snitches get stitches now. I'm just trying to makeitch on our, you know, my brother, my sister, my aunt. I didn't know. Right. Snitches get stitches now. I'm just trying to make honest hustle, man. I'm just a businessman. I'm selling somewhere like five, six, seven, eight years old. I didn't know nine, 10, 11, 12, 13.

I ain't know all my percent, Ocho. You're getting that bad. I mean, I needed money. I got you. They had it. They had it. They had it. Getting it by any means necessary. Or, you know,

sometimes I would see the guys, hey, I got in trouble one time because I didn't know you weren't supposed to ask, you know, you weren't supposed to ask people for money, strangers for money. I don't, you know, man, Ocho, my brother remember this.

I remember I went in the store and I asked this man, I say, can you give me 50 cent? That's it? You got in trouble for that? Man, Ocho, you know this mofo came outside. Barney, you know that boy in there trouble for that? Man, Ocho, you know this mofo came outside.

Barney, you know that boy in there begging for money? 50 Cent? 50 Cent, Ocho. You got in trouble for that? Yeah. Ocho, you got to realize 50 Cent back there, you talking about 70, probably 73, 74? And not 50 Cent like it is now. That was money back then you talk about 70, probably 73, 74. And that 50 cent like it is now, that was money back then.

Bro, a honey bun was like 15 cent, 20 cent. A can of soda was a quarter. A big can, a 12 ounce can of soda was a quarter. You get a lot, yes, you get a lot of stuff for that back then. There's a mofo toll on me. Man, my grandfather beat me. You got a beating for asking for 50 cents? Yeah.

Yeah. He would always say, don't beg. You make people don't like you. That's what my grandparents would always say. Boy, don't stop begging. You make people don't like you. I like that. So, lesson learned.

Lesson learned. Ocho, how can you help me invest my money? Who want to invest? Faith want you to help me grow my, when I was growing up, the money that I got through ill-gotten means. Right. She want you to help me invest. So, what would you help me do? I mean, back then,

so are we hypothetically speaking, we back then? Yes. Oh, that's easy. You used to have to be out there in that, you had to be out there in the field, didn't you? Yes, I did. Everybody got paid for being out there in that field, right?

Absolutely. You know what you needed? What? A little lemonade stand. Man, we drinking water. field right absolutely you know what you needed what a little limit a little lemonade stand man man we drinking water hey that's that's what i'm talking about make it a little different get your lemonade stand charge five cents a cup man ain't nobody gonna pay that they were my cousins honey well at that age you're getting a little money that's the only thing I can think of that you can do

I got money she wants you to teach me how to invest it I'm making money I'm making money because I'm working in the fields making $5 a day I go catch chickens I make $1,000

so I catch anywhere between $8,000 and $12,000 $16,000 a night so I'm making like you know I'm like $7,000, $8,000, $16,000 a night. So I'm making like, you know, I'm like $7,000, $8,000, $9,000. Let's see, my grandfather died in 77. So I started catching chickens in 78, 70, some of 77, all the way through like 82. So I was making, you know, $16, $17. But I was working.

That's good. That's good money, boy16, $17. But I was working. That's good. That's good money, boy. Especially back then. I had Lee jeans. Hey, I had Lee jeans. I had eyes on. I had nice stuff. Wet, broke.

Hey, I had no running water, but I was dressed nice. Hee hee hee hee. Ah! Hey, I was on it colin simpkins said hey uncle nocho just wanted to say happy to be spending my 29th birthday listening to you guys listening to y'all give us greatness praying for your continued success colin i really appreciate that thank you for having me happy birthday bro hey how many we got in the chat, still in the chat? Okay, we got 60,000 in the chat.

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Y'all are only three years away from, what is a 10? Okay, five is gold. What's 10? What's a 10-year anniversary? Because 25 is silver. 50 is gold. What are they, copper? What's a 10-year anniversary guys

aluminum damn well uh miller hang in there you got uh you got 18 more years and then you had silver so then you get something i mean you get something special with a silver but aluminum damn i thought they give you something more a silver, but aluminum, damn. I thought they'd give you something more, a little valuable than aluminum. But congratulations. Happy seventh wedding anniversary, Miller and Ashley. Just now? Yes. All right.

What'd you say? Laney Ray asked, it's been too long since you talked about your dog, Shannon. How do you come up with your dog's names? Love the show. That's interesting. I asked, normally if I get two dogs, they're going to have this, both of them going to be like, if it's a K or T or whatever the K's may be, it's going to be both of them going to have the same initials. So the first dogs I had, I got two Rottweilers, Kane and Killian. I like to be unique with my names, or I try to be. And then I had Samson, but I spelled it S-A-M-S-O-N, not Samson like strong like in the Bible. And then I was like, well, I'm going to get two.

Then I got the two Pomeranians. Tarzan, a little Pomeranian named Tarzan makes him seem tough. Taz, because he was a devil. So a Tasmanian devil. And then I went and got the Bull Masters and I was like, what can I get? Tonka. Tonka, man, because he's tough.

And then I needed another T and I was like, Titan, because he was even tougher. And then I was like, okay. Then when they passed, I went and got another one which is Titus which you nobody's ever seen but he's in the bed he He'll sleep and then I ended up getting teddy bear

Hmm, so that's how I kind of I try to keep cuz it's easy But sometime when he's gone Teddy it is Titus. That I'm like damn, boy stop, because you're all over the place. And so I was walking the dog this morning, it was early, and a guy pulled up and stopped, he wanted to carry on a conversation. I was on the phone and he was like, so I lifted my headphone up so I could hear it, and he stopped the car, he's like, like man I just want to tell you congratulations now the dog was just like

minding his business he was just like as long as he was in the car the dog wouldn't pay him no attention he was like peeing on stuff the moment he stepped out of the car right he turned and he stood up I said bro he's not going to let you walk up on me

so he's like oh okay my man okay I just going to let you walk up on me. So he's like, oh, okay, my man. Okay. I just want to tell you, I watched Nightcap. I love, you know, your interview with Cat William, his name was Peter. So Peter, I'm sorry, but he's very protective of daddy. He's very, he's very protective. But in the house, he cool. He's going to lay down. He ain't going to bother nobody. He heard a doorbell ring. He's going to go get on his spot and he's going to let come in in that house till i tell him but when we outside he's not gonna let you walk up on me man i walk up on you man huh man i walk i walk up on you man me your dog will be wrestling nah you better be ready uh nah oh joe i don't i don't let

people you know he he uh he ain't like that yeah yeah and you know when he when he rumble you know he mean business so oh shoot i listen i'm like the ultimate warrior now. Me and the dog get down, man. So I like the dog's name to match. So I got a bunch of T's. So I'm good with that. OC Asim. Hey, Uncle Nocho, please come to a podcast episode at our spring homecoming week at Howard University. We want to hear from HBCU legend.

Can I get a contact to make this happen? SGA president. That would be Ash. Y'all need to contact Ash. Is it possible? Man, because your home... Hold on. HBCU. Homecoming. Oh, okay. I home, hold on, for HBC, homecoming, oh, okay.

I mean, you know, Howard, we might need to take a poll and see where we go first. Bam. No. We ain't going to Florida. I mean if we want to go to a HBCU a prominent HBCU the best HBCU it is the highest of the seven hills the Rattlers the Marching 100 I mean you might want to go to Tallahassee I'm just saying no disrespect to anybody else because I love all. But you want to strike. Well, where you want to go? Jordan did Ash.

Oh, so now they can't, they hear everything in the background. So they hear you. Jordan dirty. Jordan said, I ain't got nothing to do with it. I don't know what you talking about, Ash. Dr. Frankie L. Beverly said, Hey, Okinocho,

I live about five minutes away from where your brother plays in the Monday after the Masters. Have you ever gone with him or will it be possible to go in the future? Would love to meet you in person. Actually, no, I have not gone. He's the golfer and I'm not really that big into golf but

although I might I might might go to the Masters. You like golf? No, I just want to go get the sandwiches because the food price is the same as it was back in the 1930s. So a sandwich will cost you $1.50.

For real? Yeah. Yeah. So I heard about it. So that's one of my bucket lists. What, to go to the Masters? Masters and do Wimbledon, go to the Olympics. You've been to the Super Bowl. I've been to a World Series.

I've been to an NBA Finals. I haven't been to the Daytona 500, so I like to go there. I've been to a NASCAR event I haven't been to the Daytona 500, so I like to go there. I've been to a NASCAR event, but never been to a Daytona 500. Right. So, you know, cross something off my bucket list. All right. That worked.

That worked. That ain't bad. That ain't bad. Patrick Woolley said, hey, Uncle Ocho, has there ever been an instance where a player snuck out of a locker room to watch the Super Bowl halftime show? I don't know. I mean, that didn't happen to us. I mean, we were so focused on winning.

Man, look here, man. Man, you don't want to be that guy. Because Mike probably would have cut you. Unless you're John Elway or TD, which I know that wouldn't happen. Man, Mike wasn't playing that. That's a good question. I don't know. Have there ever been

any instances? I can only speak to, I don't recall, well, I know ain't nobody do it in Denver. Now, if somebody would have done it, rest his soul, probably Goose would have took his ass out there. But Mike wouldn't play. Man, look here. Mike ain't, y'all, see that stuff like what these kids, like these young men be doing now. Man, Mike wasn't playing that. Yeah. I mean, times were different, though.

Times were different now. So it was frowned upon. Well, you had to respect for your coach. Because the thing is, my coach said I play in. I'm going to tell him to run something else. So I hit him. You talking about Denver? Yeah. You talking about New talking about Denver? Yeah.

You talking about New Orleans? Yeah, well, that would have never happened. I guarantee if Mike Shanahan was the coach, I guarantee you he'd have cut Jameis that night. Now, Jameis is a free agent. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. The man cut a man for sleeping in a meeting.

Jimmy Johnson cut a man for fumbling. Cut him at the half. Yeah. There's only one way to do things if you plan to win. And if you let people take things into their own hand, you're never going to be successful. You tell me where that works at. Everybody want to know where it works at.

Go look at the winning teams. Go look at the Patriots. Look at the teams that win. Look at Kansas City. Go look at the teams that win. Now go look at the teams that lose. And that's what the kind of behavior that you get and you get their fans

justifying it that's why you don't win there's only one way to do things Ocho it's just like it's just like my parents your your mom said Ocho be home at this time and don't go out this house unless there's a life or death situation you weren't leaving the house because that was the level of respect that you had for your mom. But to each his own. Hey, this is a different time now. Respect is...

What the hell you watching? Real? Where you going? Where the key at? Well, clearly she... Clearly she know where she going. I mean, I don't know where she is. It's 1130 at night. Well, clearly she know where she going. I mean, I don't know where she is. It's 1130 at night.

Well, okay. You don't need to know. You don't need to know. That's a grown woman, Ocho. Well, don't tell him. Well, I got this goddamn dough this time of night. Rel says she'll be back when she get back. That dough gonna be locked when you get back.

Rel says she'll be back when she get back. Listen, the nearest hotel. Ask no questions locked when you get back. Real say she'll be back when she get back. Listen, the nearest hotel. Ask no questions. Tell you no lie. I ain't going to ask. You should. Listen, what's that? It's 1139? I'll be back at

1139 in the a.m. Shit. What? Play who? You'll be by yourself no Rebel Eric asks what's your most devastating loss and how bad do players be at kickers when they miss field goals

and win the title game a jab with Jacksonville and it didn't come down to that we effed that one up I mean I've been in the game. Look, we lost the NFC Championship game, and we missed three field goals, and none of them was probably longer than 40 yards. Missed three, and we lost the game 10-7.

Happened. But I'm sure people get frustrated because the thing with kickers is that they be bulljabiving. They be trying trick shots and they be doing all kind of stuff, making coffee and doing all this other stuff. And they be making coffee. Making coffee, making all kind of stuff. Yeah. And so,

you know, but it's not an easy job. No, very difficult. It's not an easy job. As easy as it may seem, as easy as it may seem, it may seem as people see you only got one goddamn job all you have to do is just kick the ball listen in those present situations when the game is on the line it is very very difficult simple to is is uh in comparison to you're an important game important basketball, and your team is counting you to hit two free throws.

Oh, Joe. Free throws is to take the lead in the game with.2 seconds left on the clock. Something similar to that. You know, that is a pressure situation. And even though it's just kicking a ball, when that pressure is on you, it busts pipes.

And some people rise to the occasion and some people don't. Oh, Joe. Everybody got one job. What a quarterback job.. Oh, Joe, everybody got one job. What the quarterback job? To throw the ball. You got one job. Wide receiver.

You got one. Hell, everybody got one job. But when you mess it up, man, you only got one job. All you got to do is catch the ball. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Sometimes I'm going to drop them.

Exactly. Quarterback, sometimes I'm going to throw picks. Yeah, it's tough. I mean you look you just you just chalk it up you're just like

hey it is what it is it's not like he went out there and intentionally tried to miss the field goal but players are they'd be upset you're human

they would never say anything no you don't say anything but you're thanking it yeah you always console your teammate always console your teammate hey pick your head up yeah sorry yeah that you know we use human it's just like anything absolutely

mm-hmm Oh Joe cheese are saying the bills turned off the hot water in the locker room following the wins what do you think hey what cut off the hot water You think so? That's what the Bill players That's what the Chiefs players are saying That what happened to them I doubt that I doubt that

I'm sure there was probably some type of Some type of malfunction But actually cutting off the hot water Obviously it's freezing cold there as it is Yeah Maybe the water heater was broken Or something happened I ain't taking no

Because you know The one thing that you want to do when it's cold, cold, you want to get in that shower and just let that warm water run on your ass for like 10, 15 minutes. I ain't moving. And the last, because, you know, like when it's hot, you take a cold shower. We're going to A. Yeah. But when it's cold like that, you just want to fall out.

You just want that warm water to run down on you just like 10, 15 minutes. And then, oh, I ain't taking a shower. I'm going to get back on there funky. I don't care. I ain't taking a shower. Bro, I just played in 20 degrees

and you think I'm about to take a cold shower? Oh, hell no. Nope. I'm going to be, hey, Sean, whatever's on me, I'm going to put it right back on my clothes and get right on that plane. Absolutely. I ain't taking no cold shower.

I just played in 20 degree weather. Yeah, I'm sure something happened. I doubt they just turned it off. That's unethical. It's classless. I don't think an NFL team would do that. No. I do.

I would. I'm petty like that. I cut the lights off too yeah uh man uh somebody just said uh uh uh ken where's that 53 million views yes he is at 53 million views thank you everybody that watched it uh my sister did call me and say she saw it this morning because I sent it to her and she's laughing, having a good time. Me and my brother, so many people

have reached out to me and said, man, you done made it now. They spoof you on Saturday Night Live? I told you. I told you. You're an A-lister.

I don't know about no A-lister. Yeah, that's how it start. It always start with some of that magnitude using you and something that you've that you've created that is done really well.

The fact that they're using it boom. Are they Are they like in an A-list like in the entertainment

in the entertainment in the adult entertainment are they Huh? In the A-list in the adult entertainment? Yeah they... Huh? Are they enlisted in the adult entertainment? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. O'Shea. O'Shea about to be coming on up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

See that O'Shea? That's what I'm looking for. That's what some of the perks I'm looking for. That's what the perks. Look it up. If you want them kind of perks, you're going to have to open the door a little bit now.

Open the door? You can't be trying to be in the entertainment business and want the door closed. The door got to be wide open. You got to be willing to experience. You got to be willing to learn. You got to be willing to accept. Now something needs to be opened. I don't know about if it's the door.

But you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about, Ocho. That good enough for me. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about, Ocho. That good enough for me. Man, Ocho, man, they're trying to kill you, Ocho. This is the last time the Cowboys won two playoff games,

Ocho had a hairline. Come on now with that bullshit, man. Who said that? Hey, what's the... Hey, block him. Block whoever said... Nah, we can't do that, double. Oh, nah, nah, nah. He just subscribed.

Guys, please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Ash, where we at? We past 870 yet? Okay. Hey, guys, do us a favor. I know y'all can get us to, I know y'all can get, we at 800? Okay. Guys, I know y'all can get us to 900 tonight. y'all can get, we at 800? Okay, guys, I know y'all can get us to 900 tonight.

That's the goal right now. We go, hold on, how long we been on? Okay, we gonna be on for another, another 15 to 30 minutes trying to get 24,000 subs. We gotta get to 900. We gotta get to 900. I know y'all can do it. Come on now, come on. We got, get to 900. We got to get to 900. I know y'all can do it. Come on now.

Come on. I know y'all got some great questions that you want to ask us, but we got to get to 24. We got to get 24. We got to get to 900, guys. Help us out. Avenue 77 said, what's up, Uncle Ocho? Me and my brother normally ride to Charlotte.

Would you rather have a bad break pass or continuously flat tire in the cold? Man, I don't care about no no, no, hell no. Yeah, break pass. I don't care about them screeching, that squealing and that all that. Man, I ain't finna get out of chain no time, no cold. Hell no.

Brad, break pass, please. Yeah. Boy, this cheeseburger good, boy. That's how I know. That's love right there. You hear me? Real got that for you?

Man, got me a cheeseburger. 1130, it's almost midnight. And she knew I hadn't eaten. She knew I hadn't eaten, so she ordered something for me. Mm-hmm. Bomb. Look at that. You ain't had no food,

but you had already eaten. But that's neither here nor there. I'm going to keep that between you and I. My old world said, had a bad breakup with the prettiest girl I ever pulled. How do you move forward

from that kind of breakup? Easy. You were pretty. Yeah. Who the hell ain't pretty out here, boy? There's a lot of pretty girls out there.

Well, you better scroll Instagram. The hell you talking about, boy? But it's tough. Ocho, look. O's a lot of pretty girls out there. You better scroll Instagram. The hell you talking about, boy? But it's tough. Ocho, look. Ocho, you and I have talked about this. Breaking up is easy if you're the one doing the breaking up. I don't care if she dropped dead gorgeous. She's

Miss America, Miss Universe. I don't care if she a two or a few. If she no longer wants to be with you or he no longer wants to be with you, that ain't easy, bro. That's not what he said. He said he broke up with her, right? No, he said he had a bad breakup.

Yeah. Who initiated the breakup, sir? Well, clearly, if he tried to move forward, clearly, it wasn't his decision. If you understand why she broke up with you and understand that, it'd be a lot easier for you. Look, Ocho,

it doesn't matter. The reasons are inconsequential. If you don't want to break up with said individual, it's time to move on, you know, blah, blah. That don't do me no good. I'm not ready for this to end.

Man, what you got real body for? How look? Uh. Like a BF? A chef. a leg of who a DF with DS stand for damn fool hey hey the black kind of go good with the shades, though. The thing popping. Is that what you're thinking? Yeah, I do.

I still look good, man. Damn, how many pieces of meat you got on that burger? Three? Damn, you got a couple of meat? That's a big-ass burger. What kind of burger that is? Where you get that from? Cheeseburger?

Where you get it from? She made that. Real kind of burger that is? Where you get that from? Cheeseburger. Where you get it from? She made that. Real cooked. Twin Peaks? Nah, I don't play that. I don't like, listen. I don't do that. I don't like nobody.

You don't let real cook? Hell nah. She can cook too now. I don't like that though, huh? Why not? I don't like no woman behind the stove. I don't like no cooking. I do.

Listen. If I wanted a woman that can cook, I would have married a chef. Now if you can do it- I like that. That's cool, but I ain't with that shit. Ocho, you don't know how many times I almost burned the house down. You? Yeah, I did. No, her.

You know she on the stove cooking and I come home, I come up behind her and you know what I'm saying, Ocho? you know what I'm saying? You the boy Prince. I see where you're going. On the way home, you already know what I done done, Ocho. Right. You done part one. So you already know. Yeah.

Door dash and Uber Eats tonight. I'm with you, man. You're right. But that's always... It's not a pet peeve. I think that's the wrong word to use. Just something that's not

a prerequisite of mine. No, it's not. It's not. I don't like you cooking. If we're going to eat, we're going to go out and eat. I don't want you slaving behind no stove and no pots. I don't want you ch. If we're going to eat, we're going to go out and eat. I don't want you slaving behind no stove and no pots.

I don't want you chipping and messing up your nails. I'm very peculiar about that. It's weird, but many men, that's a requirement. You have to be able to do that. Oh, yeah. I mean, a woman that can cook, I mean, it's not a prerequisite. I'm with you. I'm with you.

It's not a prerequisite, but if with you. I'm with you. It's not a prerequisite, but if she can cook... It's a plus. But that's a good thing. The fact that she can, because I've experienced it, I've witnessed it. Like, oh shit, you're really good at this?

Oh, no, no. She could have been a chef. Yeah. You name it, she can cook it. We can go somewhere to eat. And she said, oh, I can make this And be better than the restaurant, right?

Are you you for to keep that on your hip boy? What happened? Hey, oh, man, look Thanks happen. I only want to talk about it. Okay, we let it go really do I know what that mean? I see. All right, uh Joseph will say chat chatted Unk, what's up? Me and my wife been married 10 years. How can we spice up the bedroom besides eating assets? Mr. and Mrs. Wilcox. Ocho, I ain't got nothing for you.

Go ahead. That's your area of expertise. I mean, listen, it's hard for me to spice something. They said they've been married for 10 years and they want to spice it up. Role playing? Nope.

Going out of town? Yeah. Going to the sex store? Okay. Sometimes I'm not going. I mean, it all depends. I mean, look. I was going to say something about bringing a third party, but.

No, hell no. Make sure you, what you call it? I mean, yeah, you dress up, you know, nurse, cheerleader. You know what I'm saying? I like the law. You know, get you some, you know, get your night skirt with some glasses. You know. You got the role play.

You got to find a way to make it exciting. How can you fall in love again? How can you fall in love? How can you reinvent yourself, reinvent your situation? Hey, call me, say, what you doing? Act like you don't even know each other, huh? Oh, Joe, guess what I got on Trying to get there fast, huh? She told me she took my guess. I ain't got no stick

Hey put the dogs up Hell nah. Hey, put the dogs up. Man, please. You better not tell me till I guess what I got on. I'm assuming nothing. That's all I needed here. That's it.

You already know what time it is when you hear that. I thought you had a meeting. Man, I told him something came up. It did. Something did come up, Ocho. And it was suddenly you got me spilling my water on you that was a good one boy you quick well you can't dance like well something something came up all of a sudden. Hey, boy, you on it tonight, boy.

You quick tonight. How you doing? Man, they better stop playing with me. Hey, man, think I won't break, right? You ain't got to tell me. Uncle J.J. say, Ocho, with that body, you look like your name, Bonquisha, struggling in a Toyota Corolla.

You cook clean, smell like onion rings. I told you to take off our real body. Long as Bonquisha look good, that's all that matter. Val said, stop trashing the cowboys, and we will get you the 900K. Okay, Val, I'm sorry. Val,K. Okay, Val, I'm sorry. Val, I'm sorry. Val, I'm sorry. Apologize to all the Cowboy fans.

Cowboy fans, I'm sorry. Matter of fact, we could have been at 900,000 already because we could have had Cowboy Nation on our side. Matter of fact, they love me though. They love me so much.

Cowboy Nation, I take back everything I said. Forgive me. See? Y'all going to get it. We're going to get the 900K. Patrick Williams said Uncle Ocho that he went to Santa Monica, got drafted, built a starting 11 family, and the Cowboys still haven't won.

See? Think about that, Ocho. You went to Santa Monica, Juco. You just said you were going to stop talking about the Cowboys. I'm just saying that's what the fans said. I'm just reading what the fans requested. Right. I know, but we're trying to hit that 900,000. You said we're trying to hit 900,000, so you're not supposed to do anything to get in the way of hitting 900 000 and and being that the cowboys have the largest fan base in the biggest support system and and you would want their support i'm sorry i'm sorry cowboy fans there we go there we go there we go i mean whale he tried. He trying. We going to get him together.

Cowboys fans out there. Ray King said, we love you Ocho. Would you consider doing a 5 to 2 a minute Q&A on cigars? I like that. Yeah. Look, Q&A. I like Q&A's. I like Q&A's.

I like cigars. Now we talking. Now if we going to do a Q&A, it has to be in person. We got to be smoking. I'm not doing nothing over no phone. If we're going to do a Q&A, it got to be in person and we got to be smoking. Talk to me now. Okay. I like that. I like that. LeBron Jamies said, hi, Uncle Nocho. Do you have any suggestions for me? An 18-year-old to get a job in the NFL, something to get my foot in the door,

preferably without a degree. Yeah, you want to be an NFL player? That the only thing that you get in the NFL, I mean. Is that without a degree? Yeah. Waterboy? Yeah. Waterboy, when I was playing...

But you can't be 18? I mean, unless you know, unless you know, like, the coach or somebody, you know, the coach. Normally, that goes, like, the coach's son or somebody in the organization.

That's their kid or neighbor or something like that. Matter of fact, you know, the Waterboy was making $53,000 when I was playing. Imagine what they're making now. Shit, I don't even know what they were making. The Water boy was making 53 000 when i was playing imagine what they make it now you know what they were making was making 53 that the water boy was making ball boy what about either one 53 000 back when i was you know we well you know we we gave you know they bring us gatorade they did stuff so we you know we get money we give them a couple of hundred dollars to

do do odds and stuff that's on time And that's on top of what they represent. They were cool. We took care of our guys. Yeah. Because a lot of times they're the coach's son. Now, Kyle, Kyle don't really – I mean, he was down a little bit, but, you know, like game day, he was holding the court before they had all these wireless, these cordless –

he was holding the cord for his dad. Right. So, but, nah. But, bro, I'm being honest, bro. I don't really know that that, I know it's like, man, Shannon, you played in the NFL, but I really don't know, other than, like I said, what job that you could actually get in the NFL without a degree unless you're a player

I'll be truthful Ocho I'm sorry bro Ariel C said Tom Brady is the GOAT statistically but Pat is there is the best if we're doing the eye test, just like Randy compared to Jerry.

But the thing is, Tom numbers, man. And he won so much. I mean, you got to think about it. Tom Brady damn near got two years of playoff wins. What Tom Brady got? He like 33, 32. He got like 30-something playoff wins. Think about that.

There is 17 now regular season games. The most games you can play in a season, playoff season, is four. Right. That man got 32 wins, 30-something wins. What he got, 32 and 13, 32 and 14? and 13, 32 and 14. He's 35 and 13. The man has been to three years of playoff games.

Let that sink in, ladies and gentlemen. Three years of playoff games. A lot of games, they had the number one seed. So the most they could play is three games. He's played in 48 playoff games which is three regular seasons now look patrick mahomes is only seven eight years into

his career let's see if he's able to stay healthy stay on this path we can have it up but right now ain't nobody seeing Tom now statistically he got the number he got the numbers he got the accolades he got the he got the trophies I mean what what is that you want to see from him you want to see come come from behind what about 28 3 what about he's down 24 14 I mean what whatever you down to the to the Seahawks and come back in the fourth quarter. He's done it. Is he ever going to be stylistic like Mahomes and throw no looks and can throw it 70 yards? Probably not. Is he going to be running and shovel pass it and throw it on the hand?

No. That's not what he did but man come on not right now when it's all said and done we can see where my homes is but right now it's time that it is uh mo live said until patrick Mahomes is knocked down like the villain in the movie, until the credits roll, he's not dead. I did not see Kansas City because I knew their defense was good. But I hadn't seen anything from their offense. Think about how they were struggling to even score.

I mean, they were losing games when Patrick Mahomes used to get 28, 31 points like that. Now they're struggling to get 20 at home. I didn't see this. Like I said, they picked a great time to look good offensively, and next week they're going to have to look even better.

Listen, I don't care how you look next week. You better have two chin straps. I know that. Yeah. And the thing is, this is the close to... You see how Pacheco be running angry?

Yeah. Now you finna find out what happens when angry meet angry. When force meet force. When force meet force. When impact meet impact. The laws of physics are going to be tested next Sunday. Guarantee you that. Yeah.

Yeah. It's going to be a great game. I mean, this is the game that we want to see. Oh, yeah. People want to see Patrick Mahomes against Lamar Jackson. Jackson, yeah. Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson looks like he's going to be this year's MVP

against last year's MVP, against last year's Super Bowl winner. The team that has dominated the AFC since Patrick Mahomes has been in the league. This is how it's supposed to be. To be the man, you got to beat the man. Lamar Jackson says, hey.

Lamar Jackson says, hey, I want to be, all right, because y'all talk about all them quarterbacks. Y'all talk about Burns. Okay, rightfully so. You talk about Pat Mahomes. Hey, I'm about to have something only me and Patrick Mahomes and Aaron Rodgers got. That's two double regular season MVPs.

Rodgers got four. Mahomes got two. I'm about to have two. Win the Super Bowl. For me, it's going to be hard for Lamar Jackson not to be in my top 10. Rodgers got four Mahomes got two I'm about to have two wins the Super Bowl for me it's going to be hard for Lamar Jackson not to be in my top ten top ten

top ten you want to squeeze him in five well you got oh when you say top ten you talk about all time all time yes okay my bad my bad my bad oh hell yeah he top five already. What the hell you mean?

He's the top ten. I'm not talking about no top ten. I'm talking about all time. All time, yeah, most definitely. That man 26, 27 years of age. Might have two MVPs if he wins a Super Bowl. Oh, it's a wrap. Man, please.

It's a wrap. It is a wrap if he can't pull it off. Yeah. it's a wrap it is a wrap if he can pull it off uh nicole asks who are your top five quarterbacks in the league right now did josh allen make the list after after after this game who you got say it again top five quarterbacks in the league right now and does josh allen make the list after this game oh shit um well i think one and two i think we agree with uh mahomes lamar jackson okay yeah all right that's two that's two my third is still joe i mean obviously you know barring injury you know I understand what happened, but I also

understand what he brings to the table and how special he is when he is active and playing and the chances he gives us as a team. Four, I would like to go Josh Allen and because of the loss tonight, does that mean he's out of, should he be out of it? No.

Not for me. Right. He would be my four and my fifth oh uh i know i'm leaving somebody out i mean aaron rogers maybe no no he because he's still he's still dynamic and changes changes the landscape we haven't we haven't seen him in a year. He's a year older. So... Okay. Then who else would be that dynamic that changes their team? Now you got to make me rack my brain.

CJ Stroud? Yeah. I mean... Jordan Love? Dak? Okay. Golf? I'm not so sure based on what I've seen. It's hard to say. Other than the guys that you mentioned,

the guys that you left off that you put them over C.J. Stroud. That's a good one. I think that fifth spot really comes down to... Matthew Stafford? Yeah. Oh, shit. I think that fifth spot... Matthew Stafford? Yeah, oh, shit. I call him Mr. No Look. I think number five,

it comes down to preference on who you like, on who you prefer. Because the first three, the first three, actually the first four, it's like, it's almost a no goddamn brain.

Well, the first two is like slammed up. They're like, like you got to vote. It's like 100%. Those two. The first three. You know, like, what, the man got a 99th grade? Right.

Okay, those two, the first two, Lamar and Mahomes, 99s. First three. Okay. So, right, for me, I would flip a coin, close my eyes. Here's a C.J. Stroud, Tales of Matthew Stafford. I like that. I like that. And there are a few others you can't go wrong with, though.

But that's just me. Zach Nichols says, oh Chad it's a celebration. It's my first comment ever. It's only the best show on YouTube. Take me to Magic City with y'all. Like Unc said, I'm like a truck on Red Bull. We up all night.

Whenever we go, I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, man. Man, I give them diamonds in that Red Bull. I'm ready. Yeah, man. Man, I give them diamonds and that Red Bull. I'm like Lionel Richie all night long. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? Oh, my bad. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Jared De Los Santos. Ocho. I'm a young dude, 22. Been with the same girl for almost seven years. Yeah. Congratulations. Since I was 16, our relationship was great.

But sometimes I feel like I'm on... Don't do it. Don't do that. I feel like I'm missing out on being young. Bro. Don't do that. It's kind of like... I don't do that it's kind of like i don't know jared i don't know if you've ever like going on a lifestyle change or a healthy habit it's like you give up sugar or you give up

something that you normally eat and you're fine but the moment you put that back into your system, you crave it all over again. Now, you stick your pen in some other ink. I'm just telling you, Jared, don't do it. Don't do it. And just, just, Jared, just so you know, you know your girl new to somebody else. Uh-oh.

Monat. Listen to what I'm saying. Your girl to somebody else is a first time. Hmm. Okay. And make sure, before you make that decision, if you can dish it make sure you take it I'm just saying it make sure if you can dish it make sure you can take it because it's gonna be a whole different ballgame when the rabbit got the gun. People don't realize that,

oh, man. Oh, man. Man, I saw a sharp, I saw a bad one. Guess what? Your girl, she a bad one to somebody else. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to keep it real. Jared, I'm going to keep it real with you, bro. Stay there. Bro, you've been there, hey. you've been there a long time, bro. That's commendable. I tell my hat to you, bro. That's commendable.

Yes, sir. That you're 22 years of age and you've been with the same woman since y'all was 16, bro. I take my hat off to you. We should salute you. But, bro, you're thinking you're letting your mind, you let your mind go. Don't let your mind drift like that, bro. You're good. You're good. But bro, you thinking you letting your mind, you let your mind go. Don't let your mind drift like that, bro. You good.

You good. They locked in, baby. Ain't nothing out there. Quanted Scott said, love the show. Some people still argue that Michael Vick is better than Lamar. Since you have Lamar basically top 10 all time, why are these folks wrong? I mean, look, I mean, Lamar's won an MVP, about to win another, and he's

on the cusp of getting a team. Now, Lamar, Mike did get a team to the NFC Championship game. Did he get to the NFC Championship game? Yeah, they lost. It was cold. I forgot who it was playing. I think they lost to Philly. Oh, yeah.

Man, Lamar. But you got to just look how much Lamar is winning. Yeah. I mean, Lamar's record is right there with my homeboy. And we know what type of winner my homeboy is. Yeah. He

swings the needle. For me, Lamar Jackson wins this game, get to the win the Super Bowl, I'm going to put him in my top 10. And I don't care. Ultra, I've always thought your personality would have been a good fit with the Cowboys.

How do you think you would have fit in with the Cowboys? Shoot, Jerry wouldn't like that because I'm going to steal the show now. No, you'd have been fine. I mean, you know. Think about this. What? Think about this.

I played in a very small market, Cincinnati. Mm-hmm. Very, very small market. And made my presence felt globally during that time. Yes. Globally. Imagine if I was at motherfucking Dallas. Imagine if I was in New time. Back then. Globally. Imagine if I was

at motherfucking Dallas. Imagine if I was in New York. Could you imagine? I was in Cincinnati, man. You know what, Ocho? That star would have been too much.

That would have been too much. No. I would have drove Jerry crazy. You'd have the same amount of playoff wins. So you'd have been straight. You ain't miss out on nothing. Man, my man, don't you? That slip, don't you?

Don't you that slip? Don't you that slip? Man, come on. Oh, Cowboy fan. That's one. That's the one slip up. I ain't going to slip up no more. In the next five minutes the one slip up. I ain't going to slip up no more. In the next five minutes, I promise you, I ain't going to slip up no more.

Instead, you want to support and you're trying to get the 900,000 and the Cowboys fans come in bulk. They are huge supporters. You can't be talking about them. I'm sorry. Hey, that was a good one, boy. That was a good one right there. You were sick. That was sick.

That came out of nowhere. I thought you were serious. Gifty Gab said, last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl, was calling girls on a rotary phone. Now, the rotary phone, I was waiting for the end. But I did have the rotary phone. I had that big Motorola. Actually, I had a Star Trek.

No, I had the big Motorola. I had the big Motorola, you had a start to know I had a big Motorola and a big Motorola you know now bring up now I had I had a mother I might have a star take out a star take okay you know look flip flip for hello flip hello flip by the Motorola the Motorola 8000 the block the big block yeah I had I still got that one too I got all my cell phone yeah Really? Yeah. Yeah, if you get that thing back, somebody be like, no. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy asked, what y'all do? Y'all eat leftovers. Yeah, what you mean? We grew up on leftovers. That don't change when you get older? Yeah. Shit. Why eat leftover? Thanksgiving? Yeah, that too.

I don't waste no food now. I don't do that. You know, some people, you know, they forget where they come from or they reach a certain status or they get to a certain place in life and they don't even eat leftovers no more. Boy, I'd never be like that. Boy, bring me the...

What? What Real say? Real, what you talk about? What real say? Didn't you say none? She did say none. Get on the mic, real. He said come get on the mic.

She can't. She can't. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cash donated $5. Oh, Ocho Ocho, your head like a milk dud. Oh, you don't want to rank? You lucky I can't see you, peanut-headed-ass boy. I'll rank you. I bet you got two left feet.

Hey, I thought you tried to... We tried to get 900,000. Yeah, I didn't say nothing about Cowboys fans. He said I got a peanut head. He might be a Cowboy fan. Nah, he ain't no Cowboy fan. How you know? Cowboys fans love me and they wouldn't make no joke about my head.

They do. Somebody said my head look like a kneecap. That was funny. Well, Ocho. I got to close out the chat. I got to go to work tomorrow. I got a flight in the morning. I got inside the NFL tomorrow.

Oh, tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fly out Monday and we got the show Tuesday morning. You know, it'll come on tomorrow night. You know, since the the NFC Championship is in is in San Fran

I figured I'd break out of these. Is that denim? Is that real denim? Like jean material? Oh, Joe. Guess what the shoe is. I don't know. I just, I did.

I'm talking about the material, the texture. It looked like denim. That is correct. That is correct. I know, I know. I know exactly what it is. That's a Levi and Jordan collab. Maybe. Thank you you ladies and gentlemen for joining us for another episode of nightcap thank you for

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