Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Cowboys Win, Makeup-gate, and Some Tears Shed

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

Shannon Sharpe and Chad Ochocinco Johnson discuss the Cowboys beating the Chargers, why Shannon was trending, what it means to have 50,000 subscribers, and more.  #Club #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's your favorite host. Also, Chad, Ocho, Cinco, Johnson. Yes, sir. And please welcome and click the like button below so you can subscribe and get alerts because me and Ocho are on three nights a week, Sunday night, Monday night, and have Thursday night. So make sure you click the subscribe button to make sure you get notified each and every time we are on the air.

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Stephon Guillermo picks off Justin Herbert to seal the win for the Cowboys. Give me some of your takeaways from this ballgame. Before we even start the takeaway, before we even start the takeaway, I want you to just say it with me real quick, baby. Just do me that solid and say it with me real quick. Dak Prescott beat the San Diego Chargers.

Just say that for me. Man, go ahead, old man. Go around. What was your takeaway? So you can't say that for me before we start? Oh, hold on. I thought it was a team game. Oh, it's always.

But when I've been trying to. Listen. Oh, hold on. I thought it was a team game. Oh, it's always... Listen. Oh, listen. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You like to pick and choose when it's a team game. But right now, I just want you to...

The sample size that Dak gave you tonight, I want you to just say it with me. Like, that's what you already talked about. The sample size that Dak has shown is the past seven, seven to eight years.

You mean to tell me I'm paying $40 million for a sample? Listen. I better be getting the whole thing. I don't want no sample. You mean to tell me I'm paying $40 million for a sample? But listen. I better be getting the whole thing. I don't want no sample. You get samples,

you go to Costco and they give you a little toothpick or they give you a little spoon or something to eat. But can you get... Tonight, right?

Tonight? Yeah, yeah. Dak Prescott, he beat the San Diego Chargers on the road. Well, I don't know about the San Diego Chargers. I don't know about the L.A. Chargers.

L.A. Chargers. All right, L.A., L.A., San Diego. It's all in the same vicinity. Listen. No, I think San Diego is a little further south. It's all in the same vicinity. Listen,

the Cowboys played a great game. Defensively, they played a great game. Oh, yes. Defensively, they played a great game. Oh, no. Yeah, let me finish.

Let me finish. Okay, I'm going to let you finish. You asked for my take, right? I am for your take. They played a good game. They might they played a great... Oh, no. Yeah, let me finish. Let me finish. Okay, I'm going to let you finish. You asked for my take, right? I asked for your take. They played a good game. They might not play a great game as opposed to what we're used to seeing them play, but Dak Prescott at the half,

he was 15 for 21 for 161 yards. Despite having no completions outside of one over 20 yards, he played efficient football, keeping his team in a game. And the most important stat for Dak Prescott, I can stand on business by you tonight, Dak.

I love you, baby. No turnovers. Yes. No turnovers, which was the most important stat for me outside of what Dak did tonight. CeeDee Lamb had a day.

CeeDee Lamb had a day. Gallup had a few passes that he should have had. He had a few passes that he should have had they had a touchdown the score could have been even bigger than what it was he missed one in the end zone Gallup

we can't we can't do that we need we need passes and catches like that on the back end because that could mean something and a game of importance

we were able to get away with it tonight yeah Dak missed it missed I think he missed he overshot Gallup once. I think I know he overshot Pollard on one. Yeah.

But this is where I push back. You say the Cowboys. The Cowboys had 14 penalties. Yeah. They had 11 accepted penalties. They had seven pre-snap penalties. Too many men on the field. Twice.

Twice. Too many men on the field twice. Illegal shift. Illegal formation. Defensive men on the field twice. Illegal shift. Illegal formation. Defensive offsides. Ball starts. Defensive offsides. So are you sure you want to frame that?

That Dallas, you can't, I mean, what are we doing? In the game of football, there's ups and downs in anything. In the game of life, there's ups and downs. Yes. You strive to be perfect at all times. You practice. The coaches preach it. You go through X's and O's. You go through schemes. You go through all type of tactical stuff. there's ups and downs yes you you strive to be perfect at all times you practice the coaches preachers you go through x's and o's you go through schemes you go to all type of tactical

stuff you want to be as perfect as possible but through through the through the through a game you're going to have mistakes like this it's going to creep up 14 even 14 even 14 i mean we just talked about it night before last hell the colorado 17. Right. And that cost them a game. This is the NFL. Where one of the things you practice most is discipline. And they had 14. So, remember, you and I had a conversation. And you said, I like that.

I'm going to use that. You never accept anything in a win. You wouldn't in a loss. Okay. So, had they lost this game, would you have been okay with those 14 penalties? You know what I'm going to do? My grandma always said, never live off hypotheticals. Live off facts.

And the fact of the matter is, the Cowboys won despite the 14 penalties. But listen, if you're playing a different team under different circumstances and a game of importance, you might not be able to come to those penalties. So you got to fix it now. And this is the perfect time to go into a bye week with a win. Yes.

Dak Prescott, baby. Say it with me. Dak Prescott be the San Diego Chargers? Oh, my bad. L.A. Chargers. L.A. Chargers. Excuse me.

Yeah, but I'm not surprised that Dak played as well as he did considering the Chargers have the 32nd-ranked pass defense. Oh, we're not going to do that. Oh, we're not going to do that. Oh, we're not going to do that. That's what we're not going to do.

What are we going to do tonight? What are we going to do? We're going to stand on business, and we're going to give Dak Prescott his credit. Ocho. Can we do that? Can we please do that? Ocho, did you listen to what I said? Yes, sir.

I said I'm not surprised Dak played well, given he's going against a 32nd ranked defense. So let me ask you a question. Don't give us no back a question. Don't give him no backhanded compliments. Don't do that. Let's give Dak Prescott his credit where his credit is deserved. He played good football at night. See, the problem

is, Ocho, you want to give everybody compliments. You just want to say, okay, he played well. You got to give context. Context. This analysis is about context. Provide context to what you say. Okay. So context to what he said is basically you're saying you knew that Dak Prescott would play

well because he's playing against the 34th, the 31st ranked defense. I said it on first take. I said, I picked the Cowboys to win. Okay. Because I didn't think the charges were physical enough. Right.

They did a better job than I thought. Right. I mean, they only gave up nine sacks. They gave up 10. And see, this is what I liked about the Cowboys defense tonight.

Right. When they absolutely had to have it, Michael Parsons got home. Showed up. On fourth down, he got, they got,

it was fourth down, third down, and they got pressure on him. Mm-hmm. So that's, that's the mark of a great offense or great defense.

Can you get done what you need to get done when you have to get it done? At the right time. Consider it. Plus, it was a bounce back. Dak needed this because, like you said, they're going into a bye. The last thing you want to do, we got beat 42-10. We went on the road again, and we had another loss, and I didn't play. See, these are the type of games.

When you have a bad game, you need a team that you can get a nasty taste out of your mouth. So I want to play a team that's not very good at something that we can do. Right. So you, so Cincinnati, man, we just got beat. We had a tough loss. We got beat 27, 14. Oh, but look who on the schedule, man.

This team, their DBs, not good. They were at the bottom in pass defense. Ocho Cinco thinking to himself, bro, hey, we going into the bye? I can't go into the bye with a loss because every time you go into the bye with a loss, you don't even want to go nowhere. You don't even want to do

anything because you're like, damn, man. Because normally what happened, we didn't get the entire week up, Ocho. We got time off based on whether you won or lost. Right, right, right. If you won, there's a good chance you go probably get off Wednesday, starting Wednesday, maybe Thursday.

If you lost, now you're going to get off Thursday after practice. So now you got Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You got to be back Monday by noon. So it's not like it is now. You got to get the entire week off. But considering what the Cowboys, how the Cowboys, and again, there are only two or four in the red zone. You got to start, you need to be

like in the 60%, 70% in the red zone. Kick and field goals will get you beat against really, really good teams, especially come playoff time. But give Dak and the Cowboys credit. Thank you. They did a great job of overcoming the mistakes.

It's kind of like two teams were trying to help the other, two both teams were trying to help the other team win the game. Win the game, yeah. With the penalties that they were committing. You can't win, That's not championship football. You can't beat yourself. It's hard enough to beat the team that you're going up against, Ocho. And now you're committing.

Think about it. 14 penalties, Ocho. And seven of them was pre-snap. So before we did anything, we didn't give us a chance to get a positive play. We illegal shift. We're jumping off sides. We're false starting. That's bad.

What did we talk about last night, Ocho? Undisciplined football. Yeah. You're coaching it or you're condoning it. Which one did you do it? Listen, obviously you know you're coaching it and you don't condone it, but it's always something that is in the back of your head that you continue to preach over and over and over. I remember when I was playing, it starts when you're adolescent, even as a little kid.

What did the coaches tell you? Penalties can kill you, and sometimes you're able to overcome it, and sometimes you're not. It can hurt you on the back end, but why not get it out the way now? Get it out the way now. Get all the jitters or whatever it may be that causes you to lose focus in game to cause those penalties. Get it out the way now so it doesn't hurt you on the back end.

Tonight they were over to overcome it, though. Yes. Dude, I mean, I've been retired so long. I know they probably don't do this, but when I first got into the league in training camp, if you jumped off sides, we had to run a lap. Coach Reeves, Dan Reeves was my first. He was my first coach.

A lap. A lap. What would that sound like back in the 70s? Coach Landry. Coach Landry was his head coach. He was offensive coordinator under Coach Landry. Right. So a lot of that, the old school mentality.

Right. Man, there'd be some times, don't you? I'd be had to run three laps. Man, I get tired. Don't you? I get tired. I'd be like, damn, what the snap count on? I don't know.

I think it's on one. Every time, it's on two. Coach Reed's like, God damn it. That big old bang will stick out his neck. I'm like, hey, I had to run a lap. Run a lap.

I had to run three laps. The most I had to run. Three? I'm trying to think. I can't recall me really jumping off sacks. I'm always watching the ball anyway. I'm always watching the ball. I'm locked in. I'm watching the ball too, but see, I'm trying to go on hook.

I ain't trying to let him get to the tee. He's trying to get an advantage. Yeah, man. I'm trying to get out of the game. Hook. If somebody, they could have laughed. Somebody could have, ha, I'm gone. Ha, ha. It all sounded the trying to get out of here. Somebody, they could have laughed. Somebody could have, ha, I'm gone. Ha, ha.

It all sound the same to me, Ocho. It all sound the same to me. I'm gone. I'm up out of there. I ain't lying, Ocho. I was gone. And it's all the same. And then, you know, we had to make, like, the offense.

You said if somebody say, huh. If somebody would have laughed, huh, I'm going, huh, huh. What happened? Hey, I heard, huh. It was a snap count. Hey, the funny thing is I could just picture it. I could picture it. That's what makes it that much more funny.

You know how to defend if you plan around with making noise on the other Hey, the funny thing is I can just picture it. I can picture it. That's what makes it that much more funny. Yeah. You know how to defend if you're playing around with making noise on the other side of the ball to try to get you to jump? They cut that out. Yeah. Because the DTs, you just say back set. Yeah. Yeah. And they sound like, huh, and they snapping the ball.

So now you can't do that anymore. Man, you got me crying with that visual. But now you can't do that anymore. Man, you got me crying with that visual. And see, we used to have, like, if we got three, if three people jumped off, had a false start or jumped outside, the whole team, the whole office had to run. Had to run? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, man. Yeah, I didn't have to go through that. But see, y'all wouldn't, see, we had, we, Wade Phillips in 94. We had eight straight days or two-a-days. Oh, wait a minute. I know about them two-a-days now. No, eight straight in NFL. Oh, eight straight?

Eight straight, padded, thud, 907, both period. Morning and afternoon. Oh, boy. Boy, and you know thud, 907, boat period. Morning and afternoon. Oh, boy. Boy, and you know that, oh, Joe, you know that third day. You real sore. You got that old man. You got that old man. You walking all still.

Yeah. Cowboys finished two of four in the red zone before the game. Austin Eckler took a mean right. Yeah. Knocked his helmet clean off. Yeah. Did you ever get into it pregame? One time.

One time I got into a pregame. Make sure y'all sitting at home. Make sure y'all sitting down. Get your popcorn ready. Listen, Baltimore Ravens, I never forget. Obviously, that's one of the games I get up for. I get up for. I'm hyped. Obviously, for those that

don't know, if you watch me throughout my career, I would always give the team bulletin board material on Wednesday. Nothing malicious, nothing crazy. It was just more of a challenge to those that we were playing that week because, you know, this is the week. I like to somewhat set the tone, and I did it through the media.

Very savvy with it, too. Take some of the pressure off my teammates and some of the other players going to the game. So we out there for warm-ups. We at M&T Bank Stadium. M&T. M&T Bank Stadium. I'm out there just, you know, doing light jog with my earphones on,

and I see Orlando Brown. I see Big Zeus out there just, you know, doing light jogging, headphones on, and I see Orlando Brown. I see Big Zeus out there warming up. And you know me. You know me and my playful nature. You know the relationship that I had with Ed Reed and Ray Lewis and those dudes. So I'm thinking, well, since I get along with them very well and they know me personally, well, I can go out there

and play around with Orlando Brown. Man, look here, man. So Orlando Brown't how big was orlando brown boss boss man what he's still big yeah he's like six seven to that he at least six seven six eight six six seven six eight by 300 some pounds man and i i decided to go jump on his back like literally he's walking i decided to go jump on his back you know how you you know somebody get a piggyback i've jumped on his back. Like literally he's walking. I decided to go jump on his back. You know how somebody give you a piggyback? I jumped on his back. And I thought, he would have thought it was funny. And I jumped down.

He turned around. He said, man, I don't know if you think this is, man, I don't play them type of games. Man, it started chasing after me and I thought it was playing. And you know how you take the doodle of funny trot. Like, man man stop playing like in the movie friday yeah chasing around the car yeah no yeah yeah oh i swear for god man he had

to look in his eyes man if he was able to catch me man man buddy was finna kill me man oh he did something bad to you huh hey man he was finna do something bad to me so i got i got nervous i ran to the locker room and when it got Big Willie, I said, Big Willie, man, you need to come holler at your people, man. I was just playing around

and it looked like he tried to do something bad to me and the game ain't even started. It's just pregame. So Big Willie went out there and talked to him and said, listen, Ocho,

listen, you can't be playing with Big Zeus like that, man. Big Zeus don't play like that, man. I'm like, but Big Willie, that's me. You know how I am. You know, I'm the fun guy. Big Zeus don't play like that, man. I'm like, but Willie, that's me. You know how I am. You know I'm the fun guy.

But that ain't him. Nah, that ain't him. And Big Willie had to give me a better understanding. Everybody don't move like that. But, man, Buddy was finna kick, finna beat my ass. And after that, I never, ever, ever bothered the offensive lineman ever again after that. There's an old saying, Ocho.

What is joke to you is death to someone else. Mmm. You better be careful how you play. You see a lot of people, they prank him, they want to prank. Everybody want their 15 minutes. They pranking. And now you see people getting slapped. You see a

dude got shot in the mall. The dude told you to get out of the thing. Yeah, leave me alone. Bruh, everybody ain't about your game. You want to go prank some of your friends. Go prank your family. Don't be pranking those strangers because they don't get down. Joke to you, death to somebody else. And it might end up being death to you.

So, bruh, people need to start with all them jokes. But for me, I was about to fight. I'm not fighting because I'm not going to mess up my... No, no. I'm about to get into a fight. 60 minutes. That's what the game is. It's a fight.

And so I wasn't about to mess up. I'm not about to mess up my hands, my fingers. Because I can't hurt the guy who got his helmet on. Right. I see guys take their helmet off and run to the fight. You a damn fool. You better keep that helmet on or somebody gonna Hey, hold on,

hold on. But listen, as much trash as you talk during your day, you've never had a fight training camp before a game? No, no, no, no. I got in a fight, like I said, I got in a fight in college. The D-line tried to pump me. You know how you in college, you know what I noticed, and it took me a while,

is that when somebody getting ragged and getting joned they don't get mad at the person that's joning them they get mad at the person that's laughing laughing they try to punk you yeah i'm laughing because the way we the way because we ain't with the general part we ain't with the general population at savannah state but we sat in the back so when you you walk in the cafeteria, the back behind, like where I'm at right here, is where the athletes sit, the football team, the basketball players. And so, you know, we lined up. If you come in late, all the upperclassmen, everybody in there, they're going to join you, especially if you got some bull jive on.

So, Ocho, you know, they got in. He came in there, and they started joining. And you know me, Ocho. I laugh loud. I laugh hard. Ha! They're killing you! Ah, you got some bull! And you know, I'm just egging them on to keep it going.

And dude, what you laughing at? I said, bro, I said, dude, what's up? When they ragged on me, I ain't had no problem. Y'all told me the whole time, because when I showed up, I had my luggage with two grocery bags. I had two brown paper bags with everything Mary Porter sent me from Glenville

with. They ragged me. No, they joining. Talk about, oh, Sharp got some of my clothes on. Some of his, some of his partners, some of his cousins. They were just joining. I take it. Because I know, I'm going to get mine, because I know I got these jokes. I got a thousand jokes, Ocho. I ain't told but two yet. So I got 998 still left. So I'm going to get mine because I know I got these jokes. I got a thousand jokes, Ocho. I ain't told but two yet.

So I got 998 still left. So I'm just laughing. Dude come up there. So I had like a sandwich. I had some, the dude took, and I had mayonnaise in a bowl. The dude took the mayonnaise, took the spoon and threw the mayonnaise on me. So Ocho, so I'm laughing. The upperclassman ragging on him.

And so, you know, I'm a wide receiver. He a D-line one. Ooh. So he automatically think he got an easy win. Yeah, mismatch. So the dude,

he scooped the mayonnaise up out my bowl and threw it on me. Oh, no. Ocho, he did this. Put a patch over his eye. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, replay, replay that for me. Rewind, replay it again. He took the spoon off my tray, scooped the mayonnaise out, and threw it on me. Okay. So by the time he did this, I didn't even give him a chance

to bring the spoon back and put it down. He did this. On the counter. Boy, that sounds like an AK. How many punches you threw? You thought I was a Floyd Mayweather. Floyd probably was like

five years old when I hit him with these blows. Hey. You let him. I say close for the weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man. I say to be back in service in like two days.

Wait, you dead serious, huh? Oh, yeah, for real. Bro, anybody that's ever met me, I can tell you. Right. I didn't bother nobody. Right, right. I didn't let people bully like if somebody was like, you know, was slow. I didn't let people pick on them because I hate a mofo that prey on the weak.

Right, right, right. But, bruh, you not finna, hey, you not finna punk me. Yeah, but what? We gonna fight every day till I get a victory. Okay, that's exactly what I was getting ready to ask you. That's that motto. That's that old mentality back in the day. You know, you go home, you lose the fight,

your mama asks you to lose the fight where if you lost, now you take your head back around here and you keep on fighting until you win and don't come back

until you do. I was just going to ask you what you had to do if you got to deal with him and see him every day and he want to keep on fighting. Oh, what are they going to have to leave

because we're going to fight every day? Yeah, I like that. I like that. My grandfather told my brother now, he said, boy, I don't send y'all to school to fight.

Right. But one of the other better not come home and say you lost one. Hmm. I like that. And I told him, I said, look here, Mary Porter, I say Mary Porter didn't send me to Savannah State to take no ass cuts. Not one. I didn't bother nobody, but I didn't let nobody bother me

I remember you know how France fraternities when guys are pledging you know they come beg for money so they can get

the big brother some food right and so I had already told him I said man look at man I'm down here studying don't come back down here knocking on these doors

cause I'm studying sure enough dude boom boom boom dude pledging a sigma boom boom boom boom boom back down here knocking on these doors because I'm studying. Sure enough, dude pledging a sigma. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It wasn't even my door because they already knew nothing else with me. It was my neighbor's door.

Hey, can you pay 50 cents? Can you spare a dollar? A big brother such and such needs something. I got my homeboy Mike Wallace, who's my roommate. Mike Wallace. And I got my homeboy, uh, uh, Mike Wallace was my roommate, Mike Wallace. And I got my other homeboy, his homeboy from Effingham names,

called him. His name was, uh, Steve Jerto called him ski boat. I said, ski boat, put your shoes on. Y'all come go with me.

I went down there to the, I went down there to Bostic hall. That was, I, we stayed to athletes. We stayed in Peacock. They stayed in Bostic. Right.

I went down there. I said, look here, bro. I say, I had already told them I didn't want to come down here, but I told them not to come back down there asking for no money. Ain't nobody got no money, and I'm down

there studying, and y'all knocking on these doors. Y'all sending these down there, knocking on them doors, and I ain't, and hey, I don't like that. I said, I tell you what, if they come back down there on that second floor, I said, I tell you what, if they come back down there on that second floor. One more time. I said, either everybody here going to have to whip me or I'm going to whip y'all.

And I said, I'm going to tell you like this here. Mary Porter did not send me to Savannah State to take no ass cuts. I said, now y'all try it. I said, try it. I said, play hoo-ha and get screwed. You got to finish the story. What happened when y'all went down there to go fight? I went down there to the room, to the big brother's room.

Yeah. And I basically told him, I said, bro, if they come back down there on that second floor. Yeah. As a matter of fact, if they come back down on the first floor, and I ain't even still on the first floor, do not send them back down to Peacock asking for money, or y'all going to have to whip me.

And ain't there one of y'all in here, ain't there two of y'all in here, three of y'all in here could whip Shannon Sharp. Whoa, you know, you got to take on the Sigmas now. If you take on the Sigmas, you can't beat a whole fraternity now. I don't know how it was at any other school, but with nobody trying to see our football team. Okay. it was at any other school.

Right. But with nobody trying to see our football team. Okay. No, I saved a lot. I'll save a lot of, uh, basketball players. A lot of everybody.

Right. They didn't want to see us like that. Right. Okay. They didn't want to see us like that. Okay. No, the only,

the only, I, I was the peacekeeper. Right. When, when things popped off, like guys came from the city. Cause look,

I was the guy that everybody knew. Right. I was out and about in the city. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So I'm at the car, you know, I got a 300Z. My brother bought me a Mercedes. So I'm out in the city at the car wash on the west side. You had a 300 in college?

Yeah. You had money. You had an NIL deal? No, I had a brother in the NFL deal. I had a brother that had an NFL deal. That was better than the NIL deal. Right, right, right. So that was my thing.

So everything, Ocho, I was the guy. That when guys went out on Friday, Saturday night, they brought me their jewelry, they brought me their money. Because they know I was going to be in. I'm looking at GQ. I'm looking at that. I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do. Come Sunday, hey, Sharp, did I drop my jewelry

off? Yeah, there it is up there. Hey, man, did I leave money here? Yeah, there it is up there. So guys trusted me. They knew I was the voice of reason. But, bro, I came down there. I came down to get two things from Savannah State. Get my degree and go play in the NFL. And anybody that tried to inhibit or infringe on that,

they're going to have to see me, Ocho. I like that. They're going to have to see me. Hey, Ocho, you got to understand. Now, like I said, my grandma didn't send me down to fight, but I wouldn't have no problem. Right. I wouldn't have no problem. But, you know, I kept my teammates. You know, my teammates didn't send me down to fight, but I wouldn't have no problem. I wouldn't have no problem.

But you know, I kept my teammates, you know, my teammates, they'd start, bro, come on. Hey, come on, bro. Come on. We ain't trying to do that. And we had a fight. It was about to be a fight. I was in my room. I'll never forget. I was in my room. And dude came in. You know, we had them steal those

metal doors. Sharp! Sharp! and dude came in, you know, we had them steal those, those metal doors and sharp, sharp, Johnny, Bobby Brown about to get jumped. Our backup quarterback, his name was Johnny Jeffrey, but we called him Bobby Brown

because I think when he first got there, he had that shag like Bobby Brown. Right, right, right. And so, Bobby Brown about to get jumped. So I just thought,

so hey, I round up, I say, hey, let's ride. So, hey, I ain't even, I round up. I say, hey, that's right. So, hey, I ain't even, I ain't even, I just kicked the door. Boom! Door's closed up, flew up, and I run down

there. What's going on? And I see it's a dude that I played high school ball against. Right. And so he, they about to jump a couple of the football players. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? Man, that mofo hit me in my eye whoa, whoa, what's going on? Man, that mofo hit me in my eye. I said, what's going on?

So he explained it. Man, we got to fighting, and I ain't know who it was. So, man, you know it's a fight. It's dark. People swinging. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I explained it to him. I said, bro, check this out.

I said, bro, I know you. You know me. We play ball against each other. I said, you don't even go to school here. I said, but when I know you, you know me. We play ball against each other. I say, you don't even go to school here. I say, but when you come in the cafeteria, we get you food. I say, you come in the student center, we do stuff. We let you go. We let you hang in the dorm like you one of us.

Right. Bro, you think that man wanted to fight you after you've been in our presence? Right. Do it on the football team. That's one thing about them Savannah boys. They always talk about my homeboy, my homeboy. Right. So he on the football team.

He talk about, man, that's messed up. That's my homeboy. So I turn around. I say, because here's the problem. I say, now, that might be your homeboy. Right. But you know, if you side with your homeboy, ain't no coming back here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever. You got to pick your side with your homeboy, ain't no coming back here ever. You got to pick your side, baby. And I said, and my thing is I'm trying to keep the peace, Ocho, because guess what? I'm the one that everybody knows in the city. I'm the one that's going to the barbershop on the west side. I'm the one at the car wash.

So I'm the one that's in the most danger. But at the end of the day, I'm going to ride with the team. Oh, yeah. Most definitely. I'm riding with the team. You got to. So cooler hands prevail.

And, you know, we worked it out. He still came around and said, bro, hey, man, you know me. You know me. Right. I vouched for him. He didn't know it was you. I'm vouching for you. We good.

We kept the peace. That's a good thing. It's not football related, but since you talk about stories in colleges, I did get in trouble. Listen, I don't want to say I'm not ashamed to say it, but I went to Langston University, Oklahoma. No, that's where everything started out for me. Langston University, Oklahoma.

Dr. Ernest Holloway was the president. I'll never forget. Dr. Ernest Holloway, the head coach at Langston University at the time, was Coach Johnson. I can't remember Coach Johnson's first name. I remember the quarterback's name was Waylon Jones. Backup quarterback's name was Kay Money. I can't remember Colton Johnson's first name. I remember the quarterback's name was Waylon Jones. Backup quarterback name was K Money. I'll never forget. First time being in Oklahoma. Those are the people that I can remember off the top of my head. I get some type of financial aid and I know I lock it. I know I put it in my room. I know I put it

in my dresser. There's only, nobody has access to my room except one person, and that's my roommate at the time. I'd never forget. Listen, it wasn't a lot of money, so it might not have been financial. It was yours. It was mine. That's the principle. It might have been $120.

I ain't going to sit here and lie. It might have been $120. But you know, $120 when you're in college and you ain't really got no money. That's a thousand. Man, that's a lot of money, man. It is. Listen, I came in the room, man. I never forget.

I had pancakes. I had pancakes from the cafeteria and I had oranges. I came in the room and started eating. I opened the drawer. My money was gone. So you asked where your money? My money was gone.

So the one person I know, nobody has access to these rooms. Nobody has access to these rooms. So I called my homeboy. I'd never forget. I have no idea if he's still living. Big Steve, if you see this, Big Steve was from the Bay Area. Okay. He was from the Bay Area. Big Steve, if you see this, baby, I love you. I appreciate you to this day. Me and Big Steve got into it. I said, Steve, man, my money not here, man. My money's missing. What's up, man? I ain't got nothing to do with that, man. You know, Big Steve being from the Bay Area where he from, you wasn't really going to question him, you know, based on principle by them not having him. But listen, bro, nobody else had access to

this room. So you had to be. So, boom, you already know what time of day we we go at it. We going at, you know, Big Steve was played. I think he might have played D-line or O-line, maybe linebacker, linebacker. So we going at it in the room. I get in trouble because I had a ring. I had a ring I was wearing on my finger at the time that I think I had from, from my grandfather and it gag cut a gash and big Steve and big Steve face. Oh, yeah. So Dr. Ernest Holloway, I go down to the office, man. And I never forget, man, he, they expelled me out of

school. They, they, yeah, they expelled me out of lay. I never forget Dr. Ernest Holloway rest in peace. They expelled me out of school from Langston University. I went back home to my grandma. My grandma said, baby, listen, I've done all I can. I've done all I can with you. I washed my hands. Oh man, that broke your heart. I washed my hands. And that's how I ended up in LA where my mama was at Santa Monica College with Steve Smith, now senior, back in 1997 because I got thrown out of Lancet for fighting. And they never gave me a second chance. You believe he got your money to this day, don't you?

I think he do. So, Big Steve, if you see this, baby, it's been a long time. It's been, I don't know, what, 30-some years. It'd be good to connect, man. We got social media. You know how to reach me, man. If you see this, I love you. I do apologize.

I don't even think I had a chance to apologize. So if you see this, man, I'll let you boy, man. I mean, if you want to go at it again, we can go at it again. And I'll shoot you a fair one. Before we get to the moment that you've been waiting for,

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had two or three women to work on me for the entirety since i got to espn they're on a rotation so i might get one a different one so but for the most part it's been it's been different people working on me on mondays and tuesdays final problem yeah today this was a totally different lady yeah and she added some makeup that I don't normally wear. Right. And I'm a dark-skinned fella. Okay, to make a long story short, I'm black. It ain't no dark skin. I'm black.

Yeah, that's your car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I leave fingerprints on charcoal. But you get what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying, Ocho. Yeah, I'm with you. And so she put on a little heavy. And my producer. Whoa you. And so, she put on a little heavy. And my producer...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. She put on a little heavy? Little heavy, little heavy, little heavy, little heavy. Give me that. Okay, but you know when they say your boy be casket clean? I mean, literally. Right. She had your boy like he was in the casket. Yeah. But it's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. You know what I'm saying? When they say cast it clean, she took it to, she took it to a little interpretation, but that's okay, Ocho. That's quite all right.

And so, my producer, is, is, is, you know, I look, I always look,

my producer's there, my creative guy, that gets footage behind, and my producer, and she's looking at me, she's like Like, I need to talk to you Talk to me about what? What you want to talk about?

I mean, you know what you want to talk about So during the break I come, I motion To her to come on, and so she Comes, and she got her phone up I was like She's like, you're trending I was like, what'd I say? I didn't curse, I didn was like, she's like, you're trending.

I was like, what'd I say? I didn't curse. I didn't use no... Right, right, right. Your makeup. Yeah. I said, Ash, remember when we was in the dressing room? I said, Ash,

this makeup too thick. Yeah. She was, I mean, she's so locked in for what she's got to do because she's got to make sure that I'm on point. All my stats,

everything is on point. So she really didn't, she really didn't even look up. And I was trending. And so... Yes, you were. And so what I did is, look, I appreciate everybody concerned about the makeup.

It was the ladies' first time doing me. But at the end of the day, okay, the makeup was a little heavy. But what about them takes? Were them takes still fresh were them takes still on point you got jokes though them takes was on point

everything you said was up to par but them jokes is gone flat them jokes was gone flat listen I saw the jokes about you looking like Madea Joanna man they had me looking like Randy Jackson. They had me like Chappelle.

They were all over. I said, boy, they killing me today. Hey, wait a minute. This is what you did. Did you see the one with the... Remember in church when you was a little kid? Yeah. The fans at church, they had you as a fan. Yeah, baby. You know what I'm talking about? Celebration?

Boy, hey, listen. They was on your boy hard. I was on the floor dying. This is another thing. This is one of the things. This is what, you know, I do makeup. I do makeup. It's a side job for me in a way that I save money when it comes to the women that I've dated throughout my life, throughout my career in general.

So my missus, I do her makeup. My kids, when they have to go somewhere, I do their makeup. When it comes to doing makeup, the better makeup artist, you have to be, you have to understand the texture and the people, skin tone that you're doing. You have to be able to blend and do things really well. I call it having the, that you got to have the hand and the touch of God.

If you don't have that, you should be sticking to what you know. When I saw it, I said the having the, that you got to have the hand and the touch of God. If you don't have, you should be sticking to what you know. When I saw it, I said the first thing like, nah, well, somebody a little too heavy over there. Somebody had a hand that was working. They had your boy like Jermaine Jackson.

You know, Jermaine Jackson, would he be out, would he be having them Jackson's anniversary? The reunion? Man, listen, I tell you,

boy, you look like Prince, Prince Hakeem from Goddamn Coming to America it's like she took a butter knife and spread that thing on your boy's face baby

that thing was big I thought I was like damn she got frosted on your boy you're born you're born

with that kind of man today you're born with that kind of man today I ain't gonna even lie listen but but for your part

the takes you had was good the takes the takes was where it needed to be, but them jokes was going to fly, and they was flying today. And you know I'm a meme. So now they mean me anything. I mean, I can barely do anything.

And once she showed me that, all I did, I just dropped my head. I was like, man, I'm about to be like another 50 memes. It's cool, but you look just like the deacon, though. Just like deacon. Deacon in the church. But look, you're a team player. Look, I know here's the thing about social media. Social media would like for you to think that everybody's perfect.

They'd like you to think that their life is perfect. They've made, oh, she should be fired. That was her first time. She'll be her last time. Just think. Just think if you went on the job and the first mistake you made, they fired you.

It wasn't that egregious. It was the makeup. And at the end of the day... It's an honest mistake at that. Yes! You got to understand the skin tone and the texture in what you do. And maybe she just doesn't have

that type of experience with the exotic complexion that you do. And maybe she just doesn't have that type of experience with the exotic complexion that you have. And with the lighting, me being darker skin with the makeup on, it magnifies. Man, she had my lips like I've been

pulling on a tailpipe. You say, man, I like, I looked at my lips and I was like, damn, hold on. I don't smoke them miles like that no more I said you know I done got my lips bleached and everything

cause I know I'm gonna be on TV Ocho I said man I should got my lips like I been smoking on a tailpipe and I'm blowing exhaust all over

I said come on man but I knew they gonna get me Ocho I said I know they gonna get me I said they gonna kill me they gonna get me they to get me with y'all. I said, I know they're going to get me. I said, they're going to kill me. They're going to get me. They're going to get me.

This is why. See, this is the perfect example of why I told you. You got your foot in the dough. You got your foot in the dough. Get your boy on the show with you. Because this is what friends is for. Because if it was me, I wouldn't even let the show start with that shit on your face. I wouldn't have let the show. Hey, shit on your face. I wouldn't let the show... Hey, listen.

Stephen A know he saw that shit. He know he saw that shit and they should have deleted the show a little bit, gave you a goddamn baby wipe, let you wipe that off and just tell them put some anti-shine on you and a little bit of powder and then start the show. If it was me,

I wouldn't have let that shit go down. But you don't want to help a brother out and put me on the show. See, if it was me, I wouldn't have let that shit go down. But you don't want to help. You don't want to help a brother out and put me on the show. Ocho, let your boy get in. Let me get,

let me get, let me get in, Ocho. You done been on eight goddamn shows. You done been on eight shows, man. I'm counting. I'm counting.

I'm counting how many shows. I can tell you what you talked about every show. Ocho, the thing is, see, I done got in good.

They let your boy host a couple of shows. Let your boy get a couple of more. Let your boy get a couple of more of those hosting gigs. And then the guy that's coming to the stage is my partner on Nightcap. Right. Mr. Chan. Yeah. Ocho.

Cinco. Johnson. You know. So you don't let your boy get it. Hey, listen. Let me get it. Right now, all I got is a foot in the door. Right.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right now, I'm trying to turn sideways because they're trying to close the door. People that got a foot in the door, they don't get to host nothing. People that got a foot in the door, they don't host. When you got two feet in the door and you don't close the door behind you, that's when they get the opportunity to host. You see what happened? Stephen A. had the flu and they asked me could I fill in for it.

Well, listen, I can text Stephen A and tell him to be sick again. I could tell him to be sick again. All I need is the opportunity. Sometimes I don't want Steve. I don't want Stephen A to be sick again. But I appreciate the opportunity because I'm sure he said Shannon could do a good job. I'm glad that the higher ups, uh, Jimmy Pataro, uh, uh, uh, Burke Magnus, uh, Dave Roberts, I'm glad that they gave, they believed in me that I could do the job. So a lot of people have to have faith in you to be able to get this opportunity. And so it was my job to go out there and it's like, okay, y'all believe in me. Y'all give me

this opportunity. Let me show you now., they give me a couple more opportunities, then I would say, you know, I need an Ocho over here, one of the old segments. I know Jimmy and Dave and Bartholomew or whatever. I don't even know their names, but I know they're going to see this. I know they're going to see this. And all I need is the opportunity.

Because anytime I've got an opportunity, I've taken it and I've run with it because I can do it too. All I need, just put me in front of the camera. That's all I'm asking. But the last time you ran that fast, you had some baked beans and nine liters in your pocket and you didn't pay for them. You trying to say I stole? I'm just saying you borrowed it.

Yeah. I'm with you when you're right. Do they still sell nine liters? right do they still sell nine laters yeah we still sell nine laters yeah listen if you

I know there's people in here watching from home in Miami 38th street 38th street you get nine laters pickled eggs you get

moon pies yeah I love the moon pies I love the moon pies see them nine laters that sour apple they had grape. They had banana.

I used to like that chocolate. Remember that chocolate? They come like three. I think they came like three. Maybe was it three in a pack or five in a pack? It was like three, five in a pack for them nine-leaders. Yeah, I think it's three. Yeah, I think it's three.

You know, they had the big ones. They had the big ones. And then they came out with them little minis. Yeah. Remember they came out with the little mini nine-leaders? Yeah, yeah. They were a good old thing back in the day. I remember them.

Yeah, I bet you remember. Give me a Chico stick. Give me a Chico stick and some Vina sausages. What you know about Chico sticks, man? Yeah, I don't give them Chico sticks. But see, let me tell you my favorite meal.

See, I get the more truck driver steak. The more honey buns. Yeah. I get me a Coca-Cola, a honey bun, and some Vina sausages. Man.

Be a fit boy king. Hold on. Y'all ain't had no ice cream trucks where you from, though. No, no, no, no, no. Hell no. Your ice cream truck, you get the jungle juice.

You know what the jungle juice is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two pickled eggs, a hot sausage. Then, boom, you go to somebody's house, you jump somebody's fence, get the mangoes,

take the mangoes, chop it up, chop up the mangoes, salt and vinegar in the bag with the juice. Cut the mangoes up, put them in the bag, mix that thing up, shake it up chop up the mango salt and vinegar in the bag with the juice cut the mangoes up put them in the bag mix that thing up shake it up

what you know about that you know where they have mangoes where you from nah man I'm from rural South Georgia ain't no damn mango tree going to them we had fig trees

we had pear trees we had grapes we had blackberries we had hunkerberries yeah we had stuff like that cool okay I got one I got one for you what about sea grapes you ever had blackberries. We had hunkerberries. Yeah. We had stuff like that. Oh, okay. I got one.

I got one for you. What about sea grapes? You ever had sea grapes? Like on the way to school, we used to stop on the way to school. You know, I went to Beach High on South Beach. On the way to school, me and my granddad, I never forget. Man, rest in peace, baby. We used to stop in the car. Man, you from Miami never sold a beach until you was 20. Who?

You. Well, hey, listen, my grandma ain't play that. My grandma ain't play that. Listen, it's a funny thing. I'm glad you just mentioned that. My grandma taught in the Dade County Public School system for 43 years. 43 years. So she taught at Nautilus on South Beach. So

when it was time for me to go to school, where do you think she made me go to school? Starting from kindergarten. So she can keep an eye on you. That was her favorite words. Listen, I went to Temple Best Shalom for kindergarten. Temple Best Shalom. I forgot what my Jew...

You know what? I'm going to stay off of that, especially during the time, the climate we're in right now. But anyway, we'll stay off that. I see what y'all doing out there. They're trying to get casket clean trending right now, Ocho. You see what they're trying to do? They're trying to do your boy dirty, boy. They want to dirty on you, boy.

But you back on there tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, well, you good. If you back on there tomorrow, you get the makeup for whatever they're talking about today. They can't say nothing about it. I don't know. I might have to go. Hey, you know how the women you know

Hollywood and entertainers been going without makeup I saw Cardi B and I saw some of these other entertainers going this is what I look like with no makeup your boy might have to go out there you know with no makeup you can you can matter of fact you can do that I look good anyway

I'm a handsome fellow Alicia Keys did it? Look at that. Look at that, Ocho. Yeah. You see that right there? Yeah. Boy, you been in the gym, huh?

Uh, what? Yeah. Make a hand when I am? Ha, ha, ha. I like it. Hey. Y'all filming in L.A. tomorrow? Yeah.

What time? She's gonna be out here with me in L.A. Okay, what time? Seven. Oh, shit. You know, I can make it there if you need a little help. Nah, I'm waiting on Stephen A. I'm waiting on Stephen A to say, hey, bro, I want you to host this

thing again and then, you know, let me get like three or four hosting gigs under my belt and then I'm going to put the word in. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Why I can't be on the show with Stephen A too? Look here. See? There you can see. Why can't he be on the show with Stephen A too? Look here. See, there you can see. I don't think you understand how this thing works.

I understand how it works, but I'm trying to see where Stephen A can feel that you're making me a part of what y'all got going on. Stephen A requested me. He went to his boss and said, if it's possible, I would like to have Shannon. Right. Now, it's your decision. It's you guys. It's Bob Iger, who's the head of Disney, Jimmy Pataro,

Magnus, Dave Roberts. It's their decision. He said, but I would like to have him on the show. That's Stephen A's show. Nothing goes or comes without Stephen A's blessing. Right. How you want me to all of a sudden think I have that kind of unprecedented power, unprecedented control that I can just bring you on?

Wait a minute. Did you just say Bob Iger, the head of Disney? Yes. Man, that's my boy. Well, you need to call him and tell him to get your ass on, D. Man, me and Bob. You need me. Man, me and Bob, we be smoking cigars. I know Bob.

Bob is who I need to go through? That's who you need to go through. Man, me and Bob go way back. Man, I had no idea Bob was in that position of power like that. Yeah, he is. He ain't even tell me that. We just be smoking cigars, chilling. Oh, well.

I know I'm getting a job, man. That's who you need to talk to. That's what you need to talk to. We always got to go to somebody else. Yes. A lifting hand because you don't want to help me out. But I know Bob. I don't mind. Hold on.

You do realize like you actually talking right now, right? Yeah. So how did this come about? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you threw your boy a bone. Yeah. so how did this come about oh yeah yeah and you threw your boy a bone yeah like

like I tell like I tell my like I tell my rich friend like I tell my rich friend I tell you man listen throw something on the floor for me I'm gonna pick it up damn

throw something on the floor for me I'm gonna pick it up I'm gonna make sure I take care of it now hey I'm gonna give you something it's whether or not you eat or not. I mean, hey, now, if you ain't hungry and don't eat, that ain't got nothing to do with me, but I give people opportunity.

Right, right. Because I believe in them. Now, if you eff that opportunity up, I'm not going to say that you can't eat no more. You just can't eat on my plate. Listen, I appreciate the opportunity. Because of the opportunity you gave me, right? Yeah. Because of the opportunity you gave me,

I done went west to create a mess and I'm coming back east to spend my grease. That's what it's going to be. That's what you're going to do? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to tell you again.

I met you out west to create a mess and I came back east and I'm going to spend my grease. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm on out west to create a mess, and I came back east, and I'm going to spin my grease. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm going to want you to bring something to the table and say, you know what? I got an idea. Unc, I got an idea.

What you think about this? Oh, hey, I got a lot of ideas, man. I got a lot of ideas, but I want to make sure we going in the right direction. I want to make sure we flowing we, we flowing, you know, in the direction we need to be flowing before I even bring you in. Oh, Joe, you know what?

We just hit 50,000 subscribers and we only been, we only had a channel available for a week. Wait, we got, we already have. Yeah. So I want to, I want to say thank you from,

uh, and Ocho from the bottom of our heart for everybody that has clicked that subscribe button. 50,000 in a week. We going places, Ocho. About 15 minutes, I'm going to go upstairs and go to sleep. I don't know where you going after that. What, 50,000, bro?

50,000? I don't even know 50,000 people. Well, you got me getting emotional, bro. I don't even know 50,000 people for you. Boy, you got me getting emotional, bro. I don't even know 50,000 people. We're going to get one of these for 100,000, Ocho. You see that? Yeah.

We're going to get one of them for 100,000. Now, we get really big with us. Damn, I'm emotional. 50,000? Ocho. Yeah. We get really big look at there yeah I need

I need that cause I ain't I ain't never won nothing in life I ain't never won nothing in life oh you you hit the lottery

yeah you know hey my oldest daughter my oldest daughter my oldest daughter my kids don't even play the lottery no more

you know why Ocho why they say daddy you the lottery ticket we don't play the lottery yeah well you got me Ocho we go out we do it, Ocho? They say, Daddy, you the lottery ticket. We don't play the lottery. Yeah, well, you got me crying. Ocho, we go and play. We do it, baby, Ocho. We do it to be. But 50,000,

that's how much it mean to me. You got me crying. I don't even cry. I ain't crying. That big ruff damn crying, Ocho. Damn, 50,000, boy. Man, you're looking like Tyrese up there crying. I thought that was Tyrese crying. It mean a lot to me

50,000 people is a lot of people I don't think you understand like you know where I come from so you don't know what this means to me man you gave me opportunity and opportunity and then we got 50,000 a week this man just told me a month ago he ain't got no tear ducts he ain't got no tear ducts

that what you just told me now if it's a lie, you told it. Hey, everybody that's on live, how many people we got on live, Ash? We got 13,000 people on. I want y'all to jump in the comments and tell me, did I miss here or did I miss quote Ocho

when he said he ain't got no tear ducts? Hey, this is a moment for me. We need to... You up here crying like Sherelle broke up with him. I think that's an underline. I think she done told you, unless you signed that Hey, this is a moment for me. We need to... We up here crying like Sherelle broke up with him. Yeah. I think that's an underline. I think she done told you, unless you sign that prenup, she gonna dip.

And you trying to mask it. I'm just feeling good. You don't understand what you just said. We've been on the show for a week. Listen to me now. Listen to me now. Stay with me. Stay with me.

No, we've been on the show for a while, but we just had the channel. We just started the channel. I'm just saying. But the fact that we had the channel for a week and we got 50,000 people now. 50,000. 50,000 in a week. So that means it's 8 billion people in the world.

So if my math stands corrected, if it's 8 billion people in the world and we got 50,000 within a week, that means in 792 weeks, we'll have half the world subscribe to our channel. In 792 weeks, we'll have half the world subscribe to our channel. Our goal is to try to, we're trying to get to 100,000 in the next week. And then we do a quarter of a million, half a million, and a million. We can get to a million in a year. We're doing it, Ocho. We're doing it.

We're going to get to a million before that because these tears are tears of happiness and joy. I can't believe this. Damn. I feel good. Yeah, you going to be a meme. Hey, y'all meme Ocho. Y'all meme Ocho. There's nothing to meme me about.

Yeah, there is. Get it right. This was a good moment for me. It was a good moment. This is to show you how happy and appreciative I am and how much this show means to me. This is how much it means to me. So people laughing at that,

they shouldn't laugh at that. There's nothing to laugh about. And then I... No, today my girl birthday too, so on top of that... That's what you get. That's what you get, Ocho. That's what you get. Ocho, you cried and in you get, we got a five. Oh, Joe,

you cried in five minutes. Got us another thousand followers. For real? Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I'm not going to go to there. Yeah.

I'm also, I just wanted to show you, I could cry on cue for any, any producers. Oh, so you, you acting now, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just had to show you, I just had to show you, I could cry on cue. All it had to do, all it had you. I just had to show you. I could cry on cue. All it had to do was think of something really sad,

and I can cry on cue. But that was a great moment. That was a great moment for us. That was a great moment for us. Yes. Oh, we're going to do it. I told you. Go ahead.

You want me to tell you what I got on? What you got on? Want me to show you? Yeah. Where your stuff at, baby? Oh, she left it in the car. Hey, so check me out, right? How you got in the car?

I mean, what? I mean, she leave in the car? We in Philly. We in Philly. Oh, okay. I got to do inside the NFL tomorrow morning. Right, right, right, right, right, right. If you want to be on that, I could just bring you on.

I ain't got to work till my foot in the door. I'm just saying. See the difference? If you want to come on, I can have you on that. Bro, bro, you don't think I got enough jobs? Huh? You don't think I got enough jobs? Huh? You don't think I got enough jobs? I mean, well, I would like to have that problem, too.

Yeah, I mean, I got... Listen, I got... Let me tell you. Speaking of jobs, let me tell you. I work here. Yes. I work with you. I do inside the NFL, right? Yeah.

I am the general manager at the Piccadilly's in Miami. Right. Right? I work with Madden. I do the ratings. I do the ratingscadilly's in Miami. Right. Right. I work with Matt. I do the ratings. I do the ratings. So that's four jobs. Right.

Five. I do her hair, makeup, massages, manicures, nails. I do an eyebrow. Who do your hair? Huh? Who do your hair? Andis. Andis Clippers.

Oh. Yeah. Them edges, huh? You got them edges. I Oh. Yeah. Yeah. You got them edges, huh? You got them edges. I think. Yeah. So I'm just trying to diversify my portfolio and just trying to extend it. And I just need your help.

I just need a, but now that I know I can go to Bob, you know, I know me and Bob like this. Me and Bob like this. Go to him. He definitely can help you. Damn. I don't know if you saw this. There was a reporter in South Carolina. He went to the state fair.

And he was trying this, I guess it's a hot dog, a Polish dog or something. And he got to chewing on it and you could tell because there wasn't no swallowing. And he ended up putting it in one side of his mouth and said, okay, back to you in the studio.

What's the worst food you've ever tried? The worst food I ever tried, and I would never forget it. It's three different, it's three separate occasions. Grandma, baby, rest in peace. I will never forget this. And because of you is the reason I do not. At the church every Sunday, grandma forced me to go to church. Every Sunday we go to church, she's at the church.

Right. She had the nerve to get them goddamn okras. And I made a mistake being greedy and put my hand in that slimy ass okra and ate it. Yeah, man. And the ick that I got from the slime and the goo. Yeah. From okras. Okra ain't for me.

Never, never again. And just the thought of it, it make me sick to my stomach. Zucchini. Zucchini. I hate, I don't know what it was, what made me bite into whatever salad it was she was eating or whatever it was she was eating

that day. Dude. I don't like fried okra. I don't like zucchini. And the third thing was squash. I don't like squash either. And I don't like zucchini. And the third thing was squash. I don't like squash either. And again, it's my grandma not telling me what to eat. I don't like tomatoes either. But me being greedy,

biting into something that she had squash in, thought the texture was... What about meat? What about animals? Are there any exotic animals you tried? Any like... Animals? Oh, I eat everything.

I eat all animals. I don't care what it is. You ever had raccoon? Animals? Oh, I eat everything. I eat all animals. I don't care what it is. You ever had raccoon? Huh? You ever had raccoon? I caught one before. No, have you ever eaten it? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Possum? Nah, I ain't ate no possum. Them niggas dead on plate. What about squirrel? Huh? What about squirrel? I had a little squirrel before squirrel tastes like chicken

turtle turtle yeah i had a little snapping turtle yeah the snapping turtle yeah what else uh i had a little kangaroo little crocodile yeah i had an alligator bite i had octopus yeah um what else uh frog leg you had frog legs oh yeah we had frog yeah i tried that um what about hold up what about I had octopus. Yeah. What else? Frog legs. You had frog legs? Oh, yeah. We had frog legs. I tried that. What about, hold up.

What about chocolate ants? You had chocolate ants? Mm-mm. No. Never tried that. No. That's a delicacy right there. Chocolate ants?

Yeah, that's a delicacy. I mean, you go to State Fair, that's what you get to try. You know, you get the fried, you get the fried butter, you get the fried Snickers, the fried Oreos, the fried cake. You get some of the fried everything. But there's a delicacy down in the South. And people, when I told my teammates about it, they didn't believe it. But I had a coach that was from down South, and he's like, yeah, it's a delicacy.

We're going to bleep this out, but I'm going to say what it is. We're going to bleep this out. Go ahead and say it. F***ing onions. Nigga, what? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a downside. Yeah, people eat that. Wait, that's

I understand that might be the word, but for better context, what is it really what are you really eating? It's the unit that a male cow, the bull. Right. When he's deceased. Right. They cut it out.

Right. They stew it down in onion and they eat it. Like Rocky Mountain, like Mount Norster, like cow testicles, hog testicles. I've had turkey testicles. So chitlins, basically. When I was a kid, chitlins, hog maw, hog head, pig ear, pig tail.

Pig feet? I love pig feet. I love pig tails. That's... You know, hog head cheese, you know, the pig tail know the pigtail you know you put pigtails in green yeah put turkey necks in green yeah you know you know on on the chicken you eat every part of the chicken except the first and last part to get over the fence you eat everything but the beak in the butt the first part that crawls the fence in the last part you leave that

but but i didn't know until i got to college that you could buy individual chicken parts. Yeah. Because my grandmother always bought the entire chicken because it was cheaper and cut it up. So I didn't know you could get all drumsticks. You could get all short thighs. You could get all wings. You can get all breasts.

I remember going to the grocery. I'm like, you could. I'm like, no, I wasn't in the grocery. I mean, I didn't buy anything in college. I was probably in the NFL when I was out on my own. And I'm in the grocery store, and I'm looking. I'm like no i wasn't in the grocery i mean i didn't buy anything in college i'm probably in the nfl right when i was out on my own and i'm in the grocery store and i'm looking i'm like you mean to tell me you can get like all drumsticks you can get all i i never i never knew that yeah that's that's yeah but but i don't i don't need some i'll tell you this this is what i tell people i ate a lot of things when i was growing up to let me know what I didn't want to eat as an adult.

I like that. That's a good one. It's kind of like a job. I had a lot of jobs. I caught chickens, cropped tobacco, clipped onions, loaded tomatoes, baled hay, loaded watermelons, pulled peanuts, pulled sweet potatoes. I dug sweet potatoes. I did all of that. I just knew. I didn't want to I did all of that. I just knew I didn't want to do none of those jobs as an adult. Because they were back-breaking as a kid. Now think about it. Now you got to understand,

I've been working in the field since I was about six years old. Oh yeah. He was in the field? Yes! Goddamn, Django! Come on, Django! Oh, Joe. Oh, Ocho, people look here. We worked in the fields from cane to cane.

And when you mean cane to cane, that means when you went to work, you can't see, and when you get off, you can't see. We worked 10, 12 hours a day, come home, take a shower, get well, go catch chickens. So we caught chickens from nine till about one in the morning. We got a dollar a shower. Get, well, go catch chickens. So we caught chickens from 9 till about 1 in the morning. We got a dollar a thousand.

So it was about me and about six of my cousins. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You got a dollar a thousand chickens? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you got. You got a dollar a thousand.

That ain't gonna work. So the most we would catch is, we would like the C team. So my uncle ran the C team. So we'd only catch the most chickens we would catch was 16,000. But they had the A and the B team. They would catch 40,000, 50,000 in a night. What? Yeah.

Where they had all them chickens come from? In the chicken house. Okay. So you go in, you go in, and once it get dark, so my uncle would pick us up at about 9, 30, 10 o'clock. We normally have to go at least sometimes 30 as close as 30 minutes but sometimes it's about an hour away you go in and you open the back of the and you put a flashlight up because you got to realize chickens they huddle

together right so you put the flashlight up and you go in three in one hand, three in the other. So we go in that thing, we be hype. It was me, my brother, my cousin, Lanny, Arnell, Eugene, had another cousin like Robbie, and some other. So it was probably about eight to nine of us. Because we had four or five catchers. We had two stackers and a taker. So you go at that thing, we come at that thing, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird. Everybody hollering bird. We get them things done.

About three hours, we up out of there. Made $16. Just like that. And I had made $5 earlier today working in the field. So that's $21. Made me a good little grip. And I did it when I was in the field. So that's $21. Made me a good little grip. And I did it when I was in school, from the fourth to the eighth grade.

I called Chigga that night and went to school as a 8, 9, 10, 11, 12-year-old. Yeah. Run tell that. I like that. So when people talk about, when people talk, oh, Sheldon, you don't know what it's like to work hard. All you had was a silver spoon, bro. You don't know nothing. Man, listen.

know what it's like to work hard. All you had was a silver spoon, bro. You don't know nothing. Man, listen. I tell my kids all the time, the life that you are able to live, you don't know what I had to go through where I come from. I walk uphill

to school both ways. I walk uphill to school both ways so you can do what you're doing right now. So you can pick up the phone and call me and know I'm going to tell you yeah every time. You don't know what I had to do. Ocho, but I really

did have to walk a mile to catch the school bus. Wait, I had to catch the bus too. Listen, I caught the bus, the beach high. I caught the 7 on 10th Avenue. I got off, caught the L all the way to school and had to walk. I had to do that. I ain off, caught the L, all the way to school and had to walk. I had to do that. I ain't had no

car. But see, the school bus, but I was the only one. The school bus didn't come to school. When my brother and my sister, all of them was on there, we had other people, the school bus would come by the house. But at that point in time, I was

the only one. The school bus didn't come by the house. Okay. So I had to walk to the end of the road. So if it was, you know, if it's raining, it didn't matter. Right.

But I just, I just remember thinking to myself, I was like, I know damn well, ain't no other kid my age working. I mean, working as hard as I, I mean,

they might be like some third world country. Right. Right. Sure. Cause I see these kids working out. I like, ain't no way some third world country. Right, right, right. Sure, because I see these kids working out. I'm like, ain't no way. A kid working 10, 12 hours

in the fields and going to catch chickens at a dollar a thousand? I ain't working the field. You remember, you ever heard of the Jitney? I used to use the Jitney to get to and from

where I got to go. You ever heard of the Jitney? Mm-mm. Now, the Jitney service is legendary in Miami. I'm sure some people in the chat from the crib, they know what I'm talking about.

But listen, the way I used to make my money was with my grandma. chat from the crib, they know what I'm talking about. But listen, the way I used to make my money was with my grandma. Obviously my chores, you had to do your chores. Oh yeah. Cutting the grass. Yes. Mopping.

Yeah. And cleaning, cleaning the garage. Just pulling the weeds, pulling the weeds. That's how I made money. Yeah. That's listen.

Cause I would watch, cause see, I would wash the dishes. What about washing the cars? For my sister. Oh yeah, my grandfather would say I was too little

because he gave me a quarter to wash the tires. So I got a dollar for washing the tires. He let my brother wash it. Man, so, old Joe, check this out. My grandfather would say,

okay boys, I'm going to pay y'all to go wash the car, wash his truck. So me and my brother go out there and we get some things, you know, I'm doing the tires, my brother washing it. We go wash the car, wash his truck. So me and my brother go out there, we get some things, you know, I'm doing the tires, my brother washing it.

We go in the house, papa, we done. He come outside and look at it. True story, ask my brother. He looked at me and my brother, he said, you know what? He said, anything is better than nothing. But you two fellas real close to nothing. My brother looked at me.

I looked at him. Nothing, huh? So that's where I get that. That's where I get that saying from. He told us anything is better than nothing. But you two fellas real close to nothing. Y'all didn't watch it. Did y'all watch it?

We did the best we could. You got to understand. Oh, Joe. Oh, Joe. I'm six. My brother nine. I mean, what the hell you thought he was going to get? You thought he was going to the car wash down the street?

What did you expect? What kind of car detailing you thought you was going to get for $2? You paid $2, you got a $2 car wash. What the hell? And we had one of them little Swipper boots, you know, the little brooms about this big switch room that you had so we had no vacuum cleaner

with a small handle on it that's what we had to sweep out the truck with I remember those that's some good memories I bet you I'd have won fear factor I'd have won that or survival yeah but see no no, no, no.

See, survival, see, that's not about allegiance. That's about getting people to like you and not vote your ass off. See, I'll starve your ass off the island because I'll hunt and fish for my damn self. And so you will leave because you starving. See, in a situation like that, I ain't trying to be your friend. I ain't trying to be your teammate. Now, if we really trying to survive, okay, yes. But if I'm trying to win a contest?

Right. No. I could do a fair fact as well, based off what I'm willing to eat, and I'll do anything once. You too bougie. Who? You. Come on, that. It's me. It's me, now. Don't do me like that.

I'm the one flat-spirited, and I'm the one eating McDonald's. Don't do that. Hey, but hey, but since I cut up a sister, they don't. I know you did. But I saw I saw this video on Spirit Airlines. I might start flying Spirit. You might you might as well. Check this out. President Trump, President Trump plane. Yeah. And the air traffic controller was in the guy's ear and he's like, hold on, we got a VIP. Right. A VIP

plane. And the guy on the pilot for Spirit like, what? He's like, so he goes on the runway anyway. Right. He's like, flight 957, where are you going? He said, Orlando. Orlando. And he took off. And he took off.

And he took off. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to have the joy of your own spirit. Listen, you got to come on. We are an over-ass spirit. We are our own entity. And we don't bow down to anybody. I mean, it costs you

$50 to fly. And if you fly the plane, they'll give you $25 of it back. I said, oh, you $50 to fly, and if you fly the plane, they'll give you $25 of it back. I said, oh, no. That's fine. That's fine. We are a cost-efficient airline, one that allows those to get from point A to point B just as fast, but for cheap. What about that spare flight that the pilots didn't show up for seven hours

and they were sitting waiting on the pilots to come for seven hours. Well, I've seen that happen with American Delta and I've seen that happen with... I ain't seen that. I ain't seen that. It ain't never happened

on no Delta flight. I got 1.5 million miles on Delta. There was a strike just not long ago where the pilots wasn't showing up at all. Well, that was a strike. Okay.

I mean, but the pilot... But those pilots were supposed to be there. Spirit don't have... We don't have no issues. We don't have no problems. I'll tell you what you did see. We are the definition

of love in the sky. I can't tell. I know you saw that kangaroo that had that man dog trying to drown that man dog. Hey, listen. I done seen so many funny, you think,

would you fight a kangaroo? Just be honest. Put a thing, be swole, man. You'd fight a kangaroo? About my dog? Well, about you. Think about what you just asked me.

Now ask me that again. You'll fight your dog. You're right. You'll fight a kangaroo. Have you seen a kangaroo? I'll fight a dog. I'll fight anything about my dog. Kangaroo, snake, bear. Yeah, for sure.

Slow down. You just said bear. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm going to about my dog. Kangaroo, snake, bear. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Slow down. Slow down. You just said bear. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm going to shoot the bear. Okay.

You said, we talk about fighting. No weapons involved. But here's the thing. If I'm out in the wilderness, you probably going to have, now, I mean, this guy here, I mean, he in the outback, wherever kangaroos are. I think he's in Australia. Probably Australia. Yeah.

He's a, I guess he teaches jujitsu. So he's skilled. But I saw one video where the kangaroo had the man dog in the headlock. In the headlock. And that man slapped him. And he swung on him? Yeah. And you see that kangaroo, that kangaroo like let the dog go like, hold on.

Did this motherfucker just slap me? He like, he did. He slapped me for real. There's some very funny kangaroo videos where they going at it with people. It was one, a kangaroo and some dude, it was around some bushes. I think it might have been his father. Man, they in there

throwing punches. I was literally in tears. It's so funny. But reading up, a lot of times kangaroos will retreat to the water because when they're being chased by dingoes, they'll be being chased by a pack of dogs. So they go in the water to try to get away. And if a single dog, yes, they will drown the dog.

He was trying to drown the dog because the dog had followed him into the water because he was trying to get away. And so now he's like, I got the advantage on you. And he's like, man, that joke came up out of that water. He said, let him go, mate. The kangaroo said, I ain't going to do it, bro. He said, he came and the bloke came to me. The kangaroo said, hey, what I'm about to do to you,

I don't want no footage of it. He knocked the kangaroo, knocked his phone in the water. And that was funny. Oh, yeah. But most pet owners, most pet owners, yeah, they would have done the same thing. Listen, that's instinctive. That's like having a child. Yes! For sure! They have the dog or even cats. People that are

cat lovers or dog lovers, they have instinctive at any time. Danger. Yes. Presents itself. You don't even think twice. You don't even think about it, you don't even think twice. You don't even think twice. It don't matter what the situation is. I saw the lady go shove the bear. Remember the bear was on the fence?

Her dog ran out there. Hello, Yorkies. She shoved his ass out that bear. Nothing matters. Nothing matters depending on circumstance. Nothing. Especially, especially with the dogs. And your kids. Dogs and your kids?

Yeah. Adrenaline. Adrenaline is a powerful thing. Oh, yeah. And so when you get that surge, that's why you see people, you hear these stories of women lifting up a car or men being able to have superhuman strength because you get that rush of adrenaline. That fight

or flight. Anything is possible. Anything. Anything. Anything is possible. Yeah. But, man. I really want to thank you guys tonight for joining us. Thank you for clicking the subscribe button. That subscribe

button is below. I'm Shannon Sharp. Wait, wait, wait. We can't go yet. I just want people that were able to see the artistry that I do have and the range I have and being able to cry on cue when we hit 50,000

subscribers. You know, I'm sure, I hope Will Packer, you know, or maybe Tyler Perry sees it. Ryan Coogler. Yeah, Ryan Coogler. And they see, you know, the range that I do have and how I can just, boom, on cue, I just, I just, just trying to,

just going to opportunity out there so I can develop. I can just imagine what's going to happen when we hit a million. Huh? I said, I can just imagine what we're going to have, what's going to happen when we hit a million. Huh? I said, I can just imagine what's going to happen when we hit a million. Listen, if we hit a million followers, or we get anything close to a million followers. Oh, we're going to hit it.

It's just the time frame. I won't be able to contain myself. I won't be able to contain myself, and I just want you to bear with me while I allow those emotions to flow. Just bear with me. That's all I can say. He's Chad. Too late. We already saw you cry. Thank you for

joining Nightcap. I'm your favorite dog, Shadow Sharp. He's your favorite number 85 Cincinnati Bengal legend, Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson. Say bye, baby. Thank you for tuning in tonight. Thank you for hitting that subscribe button. And we'll see you Thursday night.

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