Club Shay Shay - Nightcap Gone Wild: Unc's quirks, Ocho can't spell, and fans tell raunchy sex stories Relive the craziest moments of Nightcap, including Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's wildest monents from the live show in Atlanta, Houston & Dallas.

Episode Date: September 21, 2024

Relive the craziest moments of Nightcap, including Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's  wildest monents from the live show in Atlanta, Houston & Dallas.03:14 - Introduction03:20 - Och...o's favorite smells07:46 - Unc showers 4 times a day !?!?14:52 - Spello Cinco LIVE30:15 - Sex or Next31:36 - Shannon's pregame ritual38:00 - The Relle Report42:15 - Terrell Owens joins the show46:12 - Spello Cinco58:40 - Eating Booty: Pros and cons01:06:10 - Unc loves Toronto01:11:56 - Ocho pranks Unc1:18:30 -  Shannon gives wisdom(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:16 restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. Hey, buddy trippin'. Hey, buddy, Trippin, can I tell you something about some weird smells that I enjoy? Like, listen, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. Chat, chat. Y'all stay with me now. Weird smells that I really enjoy, huh? The petting zoo. I like the smell of going to the fair and going into the petting zoo.
Starting point is 00:04:43 It's weird. The smell of gasoline, not just any gasoline, anybody in here that rides dirt bikes in the chat or anybody that rides Yamaha Banshees, the smell of that type of gasoline, the mixture of the gasoline, that's weird. Petting zoo, gasoline. What's another weird smell that I enjoy that that would be odd for most people.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Like at the circus, the smell of circus, like circus animals, it is stupid. And it might seem stupid to some people, but. Yeah. What? That's it. That's the three women. What other smell that you love? What cigar? Oh, cigars? No, it ain't. That's the three words. That you love. What cigar? Oh, cigars. No, it ain't. It's another one. No, it's another one. That's it. I don't do nothing else.
Starting point is 00:05:36 They're in a smell. They're in a kind of like a weird smell that you love. You got it. You got it. Now you get some people lost, but OK. It depends on what you talk. Chat. Well, they don't. Yeah, yeah. The chat guy. That that ain't got no smell.
Starting point is 00:05:54 If it got a smell, I shouldn't be there. Yeah, that that that got a smell. I ain't supposed to be there. Now, I do like it a little tart now, you know, sometimes. Yeah, a little tart. Listen. Oh, no, no. Ain't nothing wrong with that now. Ain't nothing. A little tart.
Starting point is 00:06:11 It has to have a natural odor. It got some got to smell. Like all that, putting all that shit, Victoria's sugar bullshit and all that. Some of all that dumb stuff where it tastes fruity. That's dumb. So listen, it needs to have its own. Oh, OK. OK.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I ain't trying to leave it. Leave it. Leave it. As is how it's supposed to naturally be. It's supposed to have like a little tartness to it, like when you put your tongue on a battery, it's supposed to have like a little little twang to it. That that I kid you not. I mean, you should know you've been.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I'll take your word for it. I believe you. I'm cutting back. I only know I only pork. I don't eat no more. I don't eat pork. Oh, yeah. Man, don't show you the help, man. Hey, why did you take the video down? It wasn't that bad. You really was done in more and more of a facetious manner.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I don't think that was really serious. But, oh, Joe, you eat, you eat the other you, you, I mean, you eat some to you right around the corner, so you drop the other you. I mean, you eat some to you right around the corner. So you drop in with that. I mean, nobody's fault. But that's different. It's different. I mean, I'm different.
Starting point is 00:07:40 You right around the corner, just drop in. The day that if if if yeah, you guys, we got two homeboys, we live in the same neighborhood and we one door down, they're going to see you. Hey, man, I'm stopped by sharp house. You're right around the corner. That's them. They're on special occasions. You ride down with special, special occasions, special occasions, you know. Oh, hey, you, you told them, they know special.
Starting point is 00:08:09 And you know, you told you something. So I know you're on the mother. When you go to the car wash and you want to detail. That's what that's what it's like. That's what it's like. Sometimes you got to do. Sometimes you got to detail the car. Sometimes you go in there for a spit shine.
Starting point is 00:08:24 You know, you in and out, you know, then sometimes she want to detail, you know, you want you want the works. Carpet, take the mats out, hang the mats up, vacuum the mats, you know, but put the arm for the. Now, I'm she better have no man. She better have the floor. I like that was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one.
Starting point is 00:08:44 OK. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. Okay. That was a good one. You need help, Ocho. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Somebody help Ocho. Before the game, Keon Coleman revealed the chores he hates more than anything. You ever scrubbed the baseboards?
Starting point is 00:09:03 They talking like janitors. I ain't washing it ish. I'm putting it in the dishwasher. I ain't washing no dishes. I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't washing no dishes. Listen, I, well, I'm,
Starting point is 00:09:18 but you know, I'm very cheap. You know, I don't wash no dishes because I use paper plates. You know, I don't wash no dishes because I use, I use paper plates. I use recycle, recyclable. It's recycled when I buy it. But I ain't recycle it again. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Okay, okay. I see what you mean. I try to keep my water bill down low, you know, so I don't want to use my dishwasher. I try to keep my water bill down low. I don't want to use my dishwasher I try to keep my water bill down low I don't want to use you know wash dishes and I just that's that's a unnecessary expense so I try to keep it under thirty dollars and I've done well doing nah bro with that die you that's unnecessary on that come on like you listen you overdoing it you overdoing it you
Starting point is 00:10:06 overreacting now you're gonna you're gonna scrub your goddamn skin off there's no need to get in the shower three full times a day. I know you get wake up in the morning you shower I do some activities you run your errands you hit hit the gym. You come home by 12, two o'clock, you shower. Now there's no need to take another shower again, maybe before you go to bed, hold on, maybe before you go to bed so you don't get in bed dirty. You know, but come on man, you being a little too excessive. That's just me for the thing of all the Monday
Starting point is 00:10:39 and I got night cap. So I get up, obviously I got first take, so I take a shower by 6.15, get dressed, come downstairs, ask them to call Shelly, Shelly then let Ash and Jordan in. So when I come down, they in here, they got everything fired up. We done did the check. I'm gonna come in, I'm gonna sit down probably about 6.50,
Starting point is 00:10:58 do a mic check at about 6.53, 6.54. We good to go. All right, I'm gonna go up. I'm gonna eat, eat breakfast, chill for a little bit. Then I'm gonna go to the gym. I come home. I'm gonna take a shower. Now I'm gonna take it. If I'm a tired like man, gang will come on late. Let me go and get me a nap. I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take me a nap. And then I gotta get him take a shower. I gotta wake up. Oh, Joe. I gotta wake up. Okay, then, right.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I gotta go do cardio. Then I gotta come back in. I gotta take another shower because I'm all sweaty. Oh, man. Come on. I gotta take a shower. I'm sweaty. That's too much. You want me. Oh, so you want me to come on. You want me to come on nightcap. Smell like get back. Oh, you can smell me. We ain't gonna know because we look at you. We look. We can't. That's I mean that that's just too much. I know you want to be crazy. You want to be got to be crazy. Yeah. You say you brush your teeth.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Only six times a day. Only six times. Think how many times think how much water you wasting. Brushing your teeth six times a day. Think how much water you wasting showering three and four times a day. Like that's a lot of water. That's a lot of usage, man. I said, Lord, now if you do, I done prayed to you a many nights. I done fell on my knees a million nights and I know my granny done prayed a million nights. You ever give me some endo, you ever give me some running water inside my house You ever give me some indoor, you ever give me some running water inside my house?
Starting point is 00:12:45 And I ain't gotta take no tub bath no more. No foot tubs, no tin tub. I ain't gotta take, man, please. I ain't got what? You ain't gotta heat the water? You had to heat it up or like when I was working in the fields, Ocho, we'll fill the wash tub. We call them, some people call them tin tubs,
Starting point is 00:13:05 some people call them wash tubs, number two, number three, wash tub, tin tub, whatever you wanna call it. So we said, we fill it, you know, put it half, three quarters of the way full and leave it in the sun. Got that warm water, see how I get that thing right there old chou? See back then they had nothing but ivory soap.
Starting point is 00:13:20 That's all we ever had. It float, see ivory soap be float. I know about floats, the ivory so it be floating. I know about ivory, I used to use ivory too. I said, Lord, if you ever, if you ever give me an opportunity, put me in a situation and I can take a bath whenever I want to, if many times I want to, man, I wish I would take one shower a day.
Starting point is 00:13:40 I've never taken one shower a day. That ain't gonna happen. I don't care if I don't do nothing, if I don't leave my house, the first thing I do, I'm gonna take a shower when I get up in the morning. I'm gonna do that every morning and I'm gonna take another one before I go to bed. For one, real, if I'm in the shower, don't get in the shower with me because you goddamn had a hot water too motherfucking hot. Number one. Number one, if you you do if the one time when we first met can I get some water yeah I'm in the back of the shower cold you hogging the
Starting point is 00:14:15 water never again it's been five years never ever step foot in the shower ever again the water be boiling the water be boiling. They be cooking seafood in that water. Yeah, the women do have that water a little bit too hot now. Hey, that's funny. I don't understand how they do that. A lot of time I take a cold shower, so I don't sweat, because there ain't nothing worse
Starting point is 00:14:39 than taking a shower and you sweat. So a lot of times I take a cold shower. So I feel good, you open up the pores, especially in the morning. Now in the morning, no joke, I take a cold shower before I go in the air, open up pores and refresh me. I get some cold packs, I get some ice packs, put on my eyes so you know, get that puff in the side,
Starting point is 00:15:02 get the swelling out. So I'm coming out now bright-eyed like, ah yeah, you're feeling good now. Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't know about that cold shower. I can't do that one. I'm taking a hot shower, the AC is on in the house. Wherever I'm going, I'm sure the AC is on.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Cold shower? Oh yeah, but see I'm a sweater, Ojo. I can get in the cold tub. I'm a sweater. No, Ojo'm I'm a sweater. I'm getting the cold tub. I'm a sweater. No, I'm I'm a sweater. Okay. Okay. So that's that's understandable. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey, you think you think old girl or
Starting point is 00:15:36 fighter because I'd be a she'd be You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. I'm a final. That is top on shadow. Right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. Oh, yeah. And it's time for I know one of you guys's favorite segment.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Spello Cinco. We couldn't do it the regular way. Huh? Oh man, he ain't got the hat. I need my hat. I left my hat in Miami. I can't find that bitch, man. Damn.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Oh, man. Hold on, but I got y'all tonight because I ain't going to embarrass myself in front of people, man. I ain't for nothing. I got this shit tonight. I ain't bullshitting. But,
Starting point is 00:16:35 I know. It ain't, it ain't been looking good for the home team. Nah. Tonight ain't looking much better, is it? I promise you. I promise you. Listen, anytime I'm in front of a crowd and the camera rolling you know like when I was on the field I always show up I show up when the lights is on. You show up? Yeah, I show up when the lights is on man
Starting point is 00:16:52 And I ain't even had any people laughing at me. Oh they bright too, they bright. Yeah they real bright. Yeah and the crowd right here so you don't get one wrong. I ain't gonna get shit wrong tonight Okay, check this out. This can't be a regular Spello Cinco. We're gonna have someone to compete against Ocho Cinco. Hey! Yeah, yeah. They, they, they, now went to Harvard now. You know they're gonna lose.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh, what we're gonna do, we're gonna have two people, we're gonna have one, somebody's gonna, Ocho's gonna spell a word, this person's gonna spell a word, and if Ocho misses and that person gets it, they get a wristband and you get a signed bottle of La Portier that you get to pick up at the end of the night. So. Y'all cheating man. How you a cheat? Y'all cheating. Well when I get my word right, what I get? Huh? When I get my word right, what I get? You get a pat on the back. Congratulations. Man. You finally got a word right. So Ash how about, how about, oh we just pick anybody out of the audience. Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:18:01 You the black hat. You, you. Oh him, come on, come on, come on. We got one, we gotta get a lady. We gotta do it, come on. Yeah, come on. Nah, bring somebody. Somebody from up there jump down, come on, man. Okay, come on. You in the hat, you in the hat, come on. Stay with me.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Yeah, yeah, hold your head. Hold on, let me, let me stretch. Man, the liquor stores might be out of La Portier because I don't think Ochoa is going to beat nobody tonight. Hey, nah, I'm finna wash this nigga, man. What you finna wash, man? Where you from? Where you from?
Starting point is 00:18:43 You from Atlanta? Columbus. Columbus. Columbus Columbus 85 South We were to college Columbus State Hey, you're gonna bring Don't be asking all the questions He tried to talk you off your game And you drink it that liquor?
Starting point is 00:19:01 Don't be about to beat you with a couple liquor now you got Look at that. I'm a poor dear And you drink it, that's liquor? That man about to beat you with a cup of liquor. Nah, you gotta, no. That's La Portia, that's La Portia, I can tell. That's La Portia. All right, Ocho. Even Lou, let him go first, let him go first. No, no, no, you gotta go first. You go first. No, I'm just saying, hold on.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Give him the first word, though. No, I don't want him, no, no. You gotta go first. All right, Ocho. Ocho is up first. Your first word, Ocho, surveillance. your first word Ocho surveillance Surveillance The police were surveilling you and your homeboy
Starting point is 00:19:40 Surveillance hey speaking to hey, you know what real quick real quick. What's all about old Joe? Hey hold on listen to me real quick listen to me real quick man. Now speaking of surveillance right so a quick story me and my dog Waymo right yeah we went to jail cuz of surveillance yeah the camera was rolling yeah got you yeah so I'm finna spell that bitch. Okay, spell it. Surveillance. S-U-R. Yep. V-E. Uh-huh. I.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Uh-huh. L-A-N-C. E. L-A-N-C-E. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's wrong. You were close. Ocho, you were close.
Starting point is 00:20:23 S-U-R-V-E-I-L-L-A-N-C-E. That's what I said. Wow. Okay, okay, okay. What's your name, my man? Vic. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I said surveillance.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I spelled it right, right? No, you didn't. Okay, Ocho, Ocho, hold on. Oh no, the other A.L. is silent. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no didn't. Okay, Ocho, Ocho, hold on. Oh, no, the other end is silent. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all niggas be cheating, man. No, it might be silent, but you got to say it. All right, Ocho, okay, here's your word.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Sofa. What? What the hell, man? Ocho, stall him out, man. What? What the hell man? This is the best man Yo, I'm Joe Starlin man Uh uh uh I'm gonna chill Hey It's my dis-offer
Starting point is 00:21:12 Yeah, dis-offer Dis-offer Dis-offer right here Alright man S-O-F-A Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo In the night, pick your bottle of fine La Porte up at the front. Appreciate it. Good looking. I done fucked up, man.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Damn. Hey, you're car. Oh, he done drunk that. He good. All right. All right, don't choke. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me regroup.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Okay. Take your time. Where you from? I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. All right, all right, Ocho. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me regroup. OK. Take your time. Where you from? North Carolina. Really? Where you went to college?
Starting point is 00:21:56 Winston-Salem State. The realm. OK, OK, OK. You ready, Ocho? Hold on. I don't want the enemy on my side. You got to go on over there You know ladies first now, huh? Okay. Okay
Starting point is 00:22:11 All right, oh Joe. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Ladies first. We got to be respectful. Okay. Okay The word that you have to spell ma'am water water. W-A-T-E-R? That is correct! You know what I'm joking? The way we're gonna make it fair, she has to spell three words to your one. Okay, okay. She got the person right, okay? Word number two, carpet. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:22:59 C-A-R-A-P-E-T. Correct. A-R-P-E-T. Correct, y'all know she crunches, she from North Carolina, y'all heard her say it. R. R. All right, last word, Ocho, last word. House.
Starting point is 00:23:25 That's a hard one. H-O-U-S-E. That is correct, ma'am. Ocho. Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get it right. Get that. Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Give me that thing. Give me that thing. Okay. You ready?
Starting point is 00:23:50 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. The word you must spell, Ocho, if you do not get this word correct. I ain't finna lose it from all these people. Come on, man. Okay, the word you must spell soliloquy Guys we gotta make him use that that one semester Harvard education Soliloquy Would Soliloquy. Soliloquy. Would you like to phone a friend? Okay, I'm ready. Okay. Y'all think, I got this, I got this.
Starting point is 00:24:34 He got it, he got it, leave it on. Let me think, before you go. Yeah. Before you go. Soliloquy. Yeah. Sound it out. Right. Sound it, suh-li-luh-quey. Soliloquy. Soliloquy. Yeah. Sound it out. Right. Sound it, suh, lih, la, que.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Soliloquy. Yes. Soliloquy. S-Y. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Start over. Come on, now he nervous. He nervous.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I mean, he's really never spelled in front of a live audience. So come on, now give him a little grace. Hold on. Hold on. You know what use it in the sentence for me Use it in the sentence. Mm-hmm You know what it is? Oh, it's like when people they go on and on say yeah, I appreciate that soliloquy now What are you gonna do? Oh Soliloquy
Starting point is 00:25:24 That's it. Okay. S-A-L. Go ahead, go ahead, keep going, go ahead. Double L. Q-U-E. Soliloquy. That's right.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Did you sound it out? Soliloquy. I mean from the sound of it, it sounds like you can't spell that word. I ain't never heard that before. Okay. It's S-O-L-I. I said S? Yes. S-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y.
Starting point is 00:25:59 How am I supposed to spell that shit? Be honest, who in here know how to spell that without looking at their phone? Be honest. Don't lie to me. Y'all know how to spell that shit. Hey, be honest, who in here know how to spell that without looking at their phone? Be honest, don't lie to me, don't lie to me. Y'all know how to spell that? Okay, okay, you know what, Ocho? Come on, man, give me another word, man. I'm gonna give you an easy one. I'm gonna give you an easy one.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Give me an easy one, man. You embarrassed me in front of the company, man. Okay, I'm gonna just say, Ocho, Accus. No! No! No! No! No!
Starting point is 00:26:21 No! No! I did not want to, I had to aqueous Accus Hey, hey put it on your phone and show it to me. Oh You try to be slumped off millionaire you wanted to write it on the mirror, huh? No, I'm just Put it up there. I don't know how to spell that. Accus, act. I know how to spell act, A-C-T.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Q-S, so it might be Q-U-O-E-S-T, accus. No? A-C-Q-U-I-E-S-C-E. I will close, I will close. Who back there's spelling like they do that shit, man? Stop! Flawed him. Damn, Ocho, you got me getting away all the way up there.
Starting point is 00:27:07 It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Ocho. Yeah. Okay, you know what? I'm going to give you a word.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Okay, how about this one? Spirit. I know I can spell spirit. How about this one? I can spell cheat. How about this here? Umbrella. Who? Umbrella. Who? Umbrella.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Umbrella? Yes. U-N-B-R-E-L-L-A. Come on man, stop playing. Stop playing man. Stop playing. This what I do. Give me another one. Give me another one. I'm on fire. Give me another one. Okay. Indict. Huh? Indict. Indict? Yeah, you got indicted for a charge. You and your homeboy committed that crime.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Nigga, we still on papers for that shit shit. Hey I-N-D-I-C-T come on man. Stop when I'm talking about that! Stop playing with me nigga man! Let's go! Let me get another one give me another one man give me another one I'm feeling good right now too all of us we going to Magic City after this on me. after this on me. Listen, sound it out. Sound it out. And it's spelled just like it sounds. Precarious. Precarious. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Precarious. I used to date this chick back in 83 and she was precarious. Yeah Pree Car I
Starting point is 00:28:33 Ous No, I'm talking about man, give me another give me that I'm on fire. Well, okay. Hey, I'm gonna be NBA Jamfire Okay, you okay? Okay, how about this here? Connecticut the state of Connecticut Who Connecticut yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Connecticut See yep, Oh double in uh-huh II. Yeah double T Connecticut. C. Yep.
Starting point is 00:29:05 O, double N. Uh-huh. E. Oh yeah? Double T. Oh! You was doing something. And there ain't no double T?
Starting point is 00:29:13 No. Okay, one T. One T. But there's a letter in front of that T. Connecticut. I ain't never been there, I don't know how to spell that. C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-C-U-T. That's too much shit.
Starting point is 00:29:38 That's too much shit. Thank you for everyone for participating. Thank you very much. Hehehehe. I'm Kari Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection of sports and culture. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I know I'll go down to history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really into them boys. I just come here to play basketball every single day, and that's what I focus on. From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is unapologetically black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better
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Starting point is 00:34:30 Black hat, okay. So I'm going to speak for the ladies and the men, okay? Okay. Alright. So, y'all, is there like a code red or I can't speak too provocative? You ain't never seen our show. We grown up in here. We grown up in here, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Provocative. So if you a lady, right? Yeah. And you like anal, please raise your hand. Woo, Lord! Oh, they shy, they shy, they shy! They shy! What the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:35:03 What the hell? What the hell? What the hell you doing? Misha! Misha! What the hell? What the hell are you doing? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I told you!
Starting point is 00:35:21 Yeah! Kaboom! Kaboom But I see no ladies! Yeah! Go ahead! I love it! But I see no hands! I see no hands! So I'm going to say it again. If you're a lady and you like angels, raise your hand.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Nobody! You ain't by yourself. You ain't by yourself. I know you ain't by yourself. Go ahead. Okay, okay, okay. You ever threw up in a car? No.
Starting point is 00:35:39 You never threw up in a car? No. You ain't by yourself. You ain't by yourself. I know you ain't by yourself. Go ahead. Okay, okay, okay. You ever threw up in a car? No. You ain't by yourself. You ain't by yourself. I know you ain't by yourself. Go ahead. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:47 You ever throw up in the game, Ocho? You ever throw up? Hell nah. I don't throw up. I get my, you know I eat my McDonald's. That sit on my stomach real right. You know, proper nutrients. I just that's my fuel. Yeah, I ain't got time to throw up now.
Starting point is 00:36:09 No, I eat. I mean, by the time by the time we hit the field, I don't know. Yeah, see, I'm eating. I'm probably eating about eight o'clock. So by eight o'clock in the morning. Yeah. I eat at 10 at the same time every time. I mean, I'm just gonna get what you call them again, you know get pancakes I will eat French toast Just but with bananas egg whites
Starting point is 00:36:35 Right oatmeal Glass of orange juice glass of water. I'm good. Yeah, I Well all jokes all jokes aside my pregame meal, whether we were playing home or away at home, it was either McDonald's, hot cakes with sausage, sausage, egg, big muffin, large OJ, or I go to First Watch, which is on Walnut right
Starting point is 00:36:56 downtown. I go there at 10 o'clock and I get the trifecta. Trifecta, it was simple. It was just, you know, French toast, the, the millionaire bacon, two eggs, scramble, a fruit bowl and a large cranberry juice. And that was it. But then I was very superstitious, Ocho. I had a situation where I think the first game I ever had a hundred yards,
Starting point is 00:37:20 I had a blueberry Dunkin' Donut. And you kept eating that same goddamn blueberry Dunkin' Donut. And you kept eating that same goddamn blueberry Dunkin' Donut, huh? Ever since, from 1992 until I retired, every game in my locker, three, it was, I don't know if Dunkin' Donut still does this, but they used to do a blueberry cake donut and they used to do a chocolate chip cake donut.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Right. So I would have them, they would get, if they didn't have the chocolate chip, they would get blueberry. So I got three blueberry donuts. I got three packs, a big red five, your five sticks in a pack, in a pack, those.
Starting point is 00:37:56 And I would have six Advil, sit in my locker. They would give me Lyman socks, you know, Lyman socks, six, four to six, eight. I would take those back and get running back socks. We had to, the exchange had to be like this every game home or away. Right. And Mike's gonna come out there and check 84. You don't us there. You go up. Everything's right. Cause he was superstitious too. Yeah. So, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Oh yeah. Once I got that 100 yard aid, just like clockwork. And in Baltimore, they didn't do it. So when we played the Broncos in the playoff game, the equipment managers brought me the doughnuts. Oh, that's live. And guess what happened? Caught the tip with 58 yards down the sideline.
Starting point is 00:38:47 That's live. Yeah. So yeah, that was, oh, oh, see, there you go. They know what I'm talking about. Now I wouldn't know. When I played, I don't think Denver didn't have no Krispy Kreme. So Dunkin' Donuts was it. And so I need y'all Dunkin' Donuts.
Starting point is 00:39:05 If y'all listening, bring those chocolate chip cake donuts back. I would greatly appreciate it. I've only been to, I've been to the, you know, Honolulu and I've been to Kona. No, would I go to Kona? What did I went? I went marlin fishing.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Marlin? Yeah. You caught them big ass mar ass. I sure did. I ain't got the I ain't got the patience to reel them just in for an hour. Nah, you can have that. Sure did. Oh, now you want to talk about somebody got no patience. You talk about you ain't got no patience. You quick to talk about somebody got no patience. You talk about you ain't got no patient. You quit to talk about, okay, got no patients.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Well, I mean, listen, I think out there fishing, you know, you have no choice but to have patient because you can't go nowhere because you're in the middle of goddamn water. Yeah, but I'm going to get something. Yeah, I mean, I just I can't I can't do it. I can't get past them damn aggravating ass dolphins, they keep nibbling your, yeah. I'm like, bro, go away.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah. Cause they, cause you know, they smart now. They highly intelligent. They eat all, they eat, lead the head. They eat all around. Oh, nah, there's something in, there's something, there's something, we ain't gonna, you draw back at all you got is a head on there.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Yeah. Man, stop playing. Oh yeah. I would like to go again. I'd like to catch one by 500 pounds. Now I'm gonna go wicked tuna. I wanna catch me a big old tuna. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I mean, the one I caught only weighed like 150, 175. Oh, that's it? Oh, that's little. I bet, I know one thing you can't, I bet you don't want to catch and fill in a Goliath Grupo. Oh yeah. But you got to let those things go. I mean, they can get, they can get, uh, they get to be about seven, 800 pounds. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. But I want to catch, I would like to catch one. I'd like to catch one of the more tunas, probably about five, about four, 500 pounds. I'll let him go, but I just want to fight him.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I want to fight him for an hour and a half. Hour and a half, maybe two hours, you mean two hours. Yeah, you know I'm good at fighting for it. I'm good at fighting a long period of time. I'm good at fighting a long period of time. Stay with me now, stay with me now. You know what I'm saying? Hell nah. Man, you don't like to fish?
Starting point is 00:41:34 Fuck no. My bad. Sorry. Hell nah. And listen, I've been in Miami all my life. I don't even go in the water. I don't understand why people love being on yachts and boats and jet skis and going fishing. Hell nah. I don't want to fish. I just want to fish. I mean, you know what? When they get some time off, I'm going to go to time. I'm going to go to time part and beat him. That's all I want to do right here. Hell no. That's it. If it ain't got nothing to do with this, don't call me to go out. Don't call me to do nothing. You hit me, send me a DM, send me your gamertag. And now it's time for you guys, one of you guys' favorite segment, the Rell Report. Come on out here, Rell!
Starting point is 00:42:15 Rell, Rell! Look at Rell! Hey, Rell need a mic, right? Where's Rell's mic? This my mic up. Hey, Rell. Hey, uh, hey a mic right red real mic Hey real Are you doing real I'm doing amazing you just flew into town today, you know rail sprung in town today We ain't doing amazing, we fucking beefing. She like, I'm coming, I want to see my man, I've been away from him for a minute, so I'm coming.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I came to support. Even when we beefing, I still support. Now see, that's what you need, don't choke. Listen, let me take my glass off. Like, we beefing for real, like no bullshit. I ain't talk to real in six, seven days. How many days has it been? I've been busy. Fuck this shit.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I just want y'all to know we beefing for real. He lying. And um. You still love her so? That's what couples do. Hold on, hold on, Hold on. Let me finish Cuz I'm mad What they used to say scratch your ass and get yes
Starting point is 00:43:35 Right right now you're upset I'm mad no bullshit animals get mad humans get upset So right now you're upset you have a little disagreement, you know, Rell said it was rainy outside, you said it's 70 and sunny, and y'all have a little disagreement. That's what happens. Couple disagree sometimes, oh, damn. You think it's gonna be great all the time? Any couples out there auger? Yeah, are you going through it too? Okay, okay. Hey, holla at me after the show. Oh, your lady taking a picture too. So. Oh, I like the pictures. Okay. Yeah, look at that. She aight. Oh Cho, you gotta step on Cho. She aight. You better hold on. You better hold on. You better hold on. Women like Rell, they don't come easy. Make they own money, got they own money. She can stand.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Rell is a stand alone. There is not a whole lot of women that can stand alone. Rell can carry her own. And I know sometimes, look, I'm a lot older than you, Ocho. And I'm speaking from experience. I'm speaking from experience. And it's easy, like when you get upset with your partner
Starting point is 00:44:56 and the first thing you go, let her know what she's effing up with, I'm the dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Ocho, man. And I'm motherf dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm an Oto Nance. Yeah. And I'm motherfucking real. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So, with that being said, look, this is,
Starting point is 00:45:14 this ain't nothing that we can't overcome. We family. How about we have, how about this here? Like when I go on vacation next year, you and Ray are host nightcap. I believe, you said you wanted, you want aid. I want to be on first take. You going to be on first take?
Starting point is 00:45:38 I'm going to be on first take. Bro, when I'm going on first take, when I take my two months off, you can take my two days and your day. No, no, no, I wanna come on there with you and Stephen A, like right now. I ain't no, I'm on Mondays and Tuesdays. Okay, I'm gonna come on Mondays and Tuesdays. No, you take the week in, you take Thursday and Friday. Ain't nobody watching on Thursday and Friday.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Yeah, they do. That's leading into the game. Nah. Nah. But first of all, I don't run first take. Right. That's something you gotta take up with Steve with that. All right, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:46:10 We good, we good, we good. And hey, just so y'all know, this ain't no script. This ain't really, the real report is part of the show, but on God, we really beefing. Well, you gotta keep reiterating. Just so they don't think this ain't serious, this shit serious. Oh yeah, we beefing for real. And I'm mad. I gotta keep reiterating. Just so they don't think this ain't serious. This shit serious. We beefing for real.
Starting point is 00:46:26 And I'm mad. I gotta use the bathroom. Boy you got kidneys like an old person. I got a pee pee. Go ahead. Alright. I'm sorry. Lord have mercy.
Starting point is 00:46:39 You see this? See what I go through this? He ain't got no mic on. He go. You good? You know you got no mic on. You good, you good? I'm filling in for my homie Chad.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Okay, that's what's up. What's up everybody? What's up Houston? What's good? Did you fly in for this or are you here now? I'm here, I'm local. My daughter's at Prairie View. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:06 She's going to Georgia. Pee-Vee! You know! Ha ha ha ha ha! What's been circulating lately? Is that Tyreke racing Noah Lous? Tyreke, I don't know what much more attention that he needs. Ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:47:23 I mean, he already has enough attention as it is, but he's not beating Noah Lyles. I don't care what it is, what it is. He barely, like we made a bet like probably three years ago, he said he would give me like 10 steps. It was like nine yards and we'd raced 100, 100 yards. He barely made up a yard. If I get a good start, I can beat Tyreek. And that's not,
Starting point is 00:47:45 that's no cap. That's just me being realistic and understanding who I am and what my abilities are. You believe you can, you believe you got a great start. If I get a good start. If you got a speed coach and says, okay, Ocho, we're going to work with you for three months. Ocho? No, he ain't doing nothing. At the end of those three months, and it says, says, okay you race Tyreek what you want to race him in a 40 a 60 100 what you want to race He has no chance in the hundred cuz I'm I'm one of those back you want you unwind once. Yeah, I pick up at the end 5060 that's very competitive
Starting point is 00:48:20 But if I get a good start he he gonna have a problem. He's gonna have a problem, but he's not beating Noah Liles That's not no. Why do you why do you think he keeps challenging Noah Liles? I don't know what much more attention that he needs It's not possible he's not about to he's not about to beat an Olympic gold medalist Hmm, and nothing. Oh, it's like you can beat him in a 50 Ocho ain't beat him in a 50. Oh Joe a beat me in a fit Tyree Tyree can be no, he's not beating him in a fit. Hello. Hello. Hello It's about a mindset. There's as football players like said Tyreek is good football speed, right?
Starting point is 00:48:59 He no hands down. He's one of the fastest in NFL and there are some guys that will probably challenge him on that right? He didn't raise DK Metcalf Why if you're that fat you think that fans like race DK mega? That's Mark He's good when who was a track guy right Olympic guy Why aren't you racing these guys to save your word that you just ran the fastest 40? May you bite enough a little bit more than you can chew when you mess with no allows Like what is it? What is it you're trying to get out of this, but you're not beating Noah Lowes.
Starting point is 00:49:28 You think he's beating Noah Lowes? I said in the 50s and 60s it'd be close. He's not. Cause he get out so fast. We've been going at this for years. You're not even faster than me. I would admit, you're quicker than me. No, you're not even a better receiver, B.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Stop playing with me, boy. I'm Ocho, boy. I'm Ocho boy. It's me boy. I'm going to go sit over this on this couch with this. This the yellow jacket couch over here. Hey homeboy. This the yellow jacket couch over here. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:50:00 You buy yourself a, you know, I got love for you. But this is a- I got a jacket too, I made my own. So look, hey, it's three, listen, hold on, hold on. I had my own too before I got my real one. Nah, hold on. It's 300 of y'all, this only one of me, nigga. That's all good, that's good.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Nah. Like I said. And I look better than you. Nah, not happening, not happening, not happening. Your favorite. Oh hell nah, it's on. Spell-o. Let me see if I can find my hat man, cause last time I didn't have my hat and that was the problem.
Starting point is 00:50:34 My hat right here, it gotta be in here somewhere. Let's go. Let's go. Damn. Damn. I lost my hat man. Hey, like for. Come on, you gotta find a hat, Ocho. That hat man, I don't know where my hat went, man. I think man, Rare probably done moved my hat, man.
Starting point is 00:51:13 All right, Ocho, you ready? Ocho, we gonna start y'all here. Okay. Have we had this fellow single? We had the graphic? Right here, chat. Okay. Okay, Ocho, we gonna start y'all with an easy one. We had this fellow think like we had a graphic. Right here, chat. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Okay, Ocho, we gonna start y'all with an easy one. What? Perfunctory. Per- Perfunctory. Per-functory. Per- Func- func-tery. Per- func-tery.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Yes, perfunctory. Per functory. Can you use it in a sentence, please? Yes. Let me see. I'm going to give you the origins also. Okay. He gave a very perfunctory nod. Okay, a nod of confidence. Perfunctory.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Okay, you ready? Perfunctory. Perfunctory. Per. Mm-hmm. Funk. If you insist on it, you're going to be a punk. T E R. Mm hmm.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Funk. If you in see. T E R Y or fun theory. What you said T E R Y. No. P E R. That's what I said. C T O R Y. Oh, so I was so close on the word. I don't even heard of that before.
Starting point is 00:52:53 I never heard it used before in the sentence either. That's my first time. I want to go. Yeah, let's go boy. And I use it for you. I use it for you to sentence too. You were close on Joe. Oh, yeah, let's go, boy. And I use it for you. I use it for you to send us to. You were close on Joe.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Although I got this. Wow. Well. Oh, hell, man. Wow. Where? Oh, hell, man. What was wrong with those? No, you can't. We got to get some more words. I mean, I'm a get up. You don't get me. I got to get you a chance to get the Harvard.
Starting point is 00:53:42 That's this. Not all you're doing is yelling. OK, Seiko. Seiko font. Seiko font. Seiko font. Seiko font. Seiko font. Seiko. Oh, psycho, psycho font.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Ash says it's psycho font. Okay, okay, okay. Psycho font. Okay, I'm ready. Psycho, psycho, psycho font or font? Psycho font, okay. P- Psycho font. P- P cycle, F, Y, C, O. F, A, N, T.
Starting point is 00:54:36 That's why CEO pH, A and T. What happened? I got it right. God damn, man. And no, you want to shut out. It's why. I'm going to get this easy one right here, Ocho. Hold on, hold on before you give it.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Let me, let me, let me, let me process some real quick. Okay, you know what? Hell no. I'm ready. It don't, it don't matter. It don't matter how difficult it is. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:55:14 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I got it. I got to sound it out and I got to do like my grandmother used to tell me, boom, I got to make sure I ask you, use it in a sentence. And when you use it in a sentence, I have to process everything based on the definition and the meaning of the word and then spell it. With I'm ready, I'm ready. I promise you, I chat, I got I got this right here. I promise you, Chad, on Jesus Sandals, I'm not getting this wrong
Starting point is 00:55:41 on everything I believe in, everything I stand for. This is for y'all. You on the phone. Who are you calling? Yeah. I'm calling somebody that can'm I work too hard. I work too hard for promise you, Chad. I promise you, Chad. I promise you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I worked too hard for this shit, man. Nah.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Anybody wanna help Ocho? I got it, I'm telling you, I promise you. What? Oh, Chiara Skiro. Chiara? Chiara Skiro. I used to say Chiara Skiro. Kiara. Kiara. Skiro. I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to say Kiara. Skiro.
Starting point is 00:56:49 In high school. I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to, I used to say Kiara. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we right now we playing who wants to be a millionaire. You need to phone a friend. Hold on. Kiara.
Starting point is 00:57:02 That's somebody's name. That ain't the word. What's the word you want me to spell? That's the word Chiara Sciuro. Hey, why would you give me an Italian word and I'm black? They got black Italian. You eat spaghetti, right? That count. Oh, no. Chiara Chiara.
Starting point is 00:57:36 OK. OK, well, it's hot. Hey, what is hot? Yeah. I'm sweating like a pig in a slaughterhouse, man Chiara Yeah, baby, you can't I mean listen only only thing only Italian I know how to spell is Balotelli Mario Mario Balotelli
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah, but this lady. Well, you but you got his number. You better call him. I got it. All right. Key out. But he can't be spelled in work. The Italian language. OK, they spell a little different than the English language.
Starting point is 00:58:20 So Chiara, I know it starts with a K. Because the Italian language, So Chiara, I know it starts with a K. Because the Italian language, key, key. Right. I. Because the Italian use the E that much. Everything's with everything's with a goddamn eye for some reason. So no, I. A, yeah. Yeah. A. Yeah. Yeah. RA Chiara.
Starting point is 00:58:54 CHIAROSCURO. Come on man. See. You got me at a disadvantage now. Listen, I went to Oregon State, Harvard and Yale for two semesters. Nothing in that curriculum. Yeah. Was it nothing, nothing. We didn't do anything Italian. Would help you. So they give me an Italian word to spell here on my cap in front of the world and like come on that's that's that's unfair that's on
Starting point is 00:59:28 that like you you can't handicap me like that I promise you I got the next one but nothing to tie give me some from the English language okay give me some from the English language. Like that, that Italian shit. Give me, give me, give me a word, Ash. Nah, you should have gave me like Volatelia song. How about this here? Man, stop playing with your boy, man. Stop playing refrigerator. R-E-F on refrigerator R E F.
Starting point is 01:00:07 R I D G E R A T O R refrigerator. That's what I that's what I always sneak in. Yes, it is. No. R E F I G E. I said T. T O R. There's no D in refrigerator. T. I spelled it right. What you talking about?
Starting point is 01:00:32 No. It's silent. You had a D in front of the G. Hey in fridge. It ain't in there. Ain't no D there. You sure? Well hey hold on. No. Hey spell bridge. Yeah. You sure? Well, hey, hold on. No, spell bridge. Yeah, you should have just said refrigerator. How you spell bridge? OK.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Spell fridge. B-R-I-D-G-E. No, man. See, you put the R in front of it, you supposed to say refrigerator. Y'all butchering the English language. I know what I'm doing. Bridge and fridge are spelled the same way.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Once you add the R and the E, the D is there. So that's what I'm talking about about the English language. They don't know what the fuck they doing. They didn't know what they were doing when they made the shit. Huh? You said you wanted a word from the English language. But I got it right. You just said you want the word.
Starting point is 01:01:25 It's going to. No, you it is you had a day in the old day, you know, refrigerator, it depends what book you look at. You look at the New Testament or the Old Testament. Yeah, what refrigerator need the one of them? They have no refrigerator. They have no refrigerator. Neither one of them. They talk about the Bible. I'm talking about the Old Testament for the
Starting point is 01:02:00 dictionary and in the Old Testament and the no, listen, I'm telling you, man, my grandma, my grandma, my grandma, man, and her dictionary and her Old Testament refrigerator was spelled with a D in the New Testament with the new kids. The deal is out there. Wow. Yeah, it's called you mean New Edition. You mean the New Edition, the Old Testament, the New Testament, the first edition. No, OK, we're free.
Starting point is 01:02:28 We're here. You say Fridgerator. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK Joe hadn't had his hat in a while. So hopefully he brings his hat on the live tour. So we get some of these words right. Like I said, I played a lot of international games. I've been to Japan twice. I've been to Barcelona. I've been to Berlin. We played in Australia.
Starting point is 01:03:03 We played in Mexico. Not a whole, I mean, we're Japan. I mean, it was just hot as hell. And you know, everybody love American money. They bargain with you got American money. You got American money? Yeah, I got American money. We make deal.
Starting point is 01:03:24 All right, let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. I'll be able to make a deal. All right. Let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. I'm here to make a deal. Yeah, I got a whole bunch of men. I bought that stuff back. Man, that stuff don't work, man. I mean, they had that, you know, Japan, like in the 90s, they had like the. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah. You know, the Walkman and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Like, yeah, yeah. Just play the CD to do it. Stop working. Man, I got that thing back over here, man. I think it started working on the plane. I think this is right. It might have started working soon as I got it at that day. I'm so sure why you would. And I think, you know what?
Starting point is 01:03:58 I just remember, I think. Remember going to McDonald's, and I think I think like a Big Mac, a large fry and a coat with like 50 like 15 bucks. It was very, very expensive. It was almost basically triple the price of what you get, what you would play in the States. But yeah, I mean, but what you already know is not that the food is bad. It's just that you're not used to eating the food.
Starting point is 01:04:23 So you're not used to eating. Yeah, things that you're not used to eating the food. So you're not used to eating, yeah, things that you're not used to eating, but pizza, Ash will be right at home. We've never gone any place that Ash can't find something that she likes. Oh, you don't like it? Hell no! Ash got a palette for everything.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Man, look here. Whatever. Yeah, see, I'm out of food to eat either. You don't like Italian? And you like Indian food? You don't eat anything? Is there anything that you don't eat? She think for a second, no, not really.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Pickles, oh yeah, pickles, whatever, and something else you told me. Olive, pickles, olives, Yeah. Salt and vinegar. So that's it. Salt and vinegar chips, pickles and olives. Everything else is a bust thing. I am one that will try anything one time. And there are three things I will never eat.
Starting point is 01:05:14 I will never eat because I don't like the texture. Okras. What? Zucchini and squash. Okras, zucchinis and squash? Yeah. Oh no. I don't like it either no, absolutely not a chance in hell. No, no, no. No.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Okay. I don't, I don't like none of that. I don't know. I don't like none of that either. There's a lot. I'm really, I'm really, really picky. I mean, I've always been picky. I've always been picky, but I, you know, like, I'm not the I'm picking when it comes to best.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Well, I'll try a different type of I'll try me. So if you say, OK, Shannon, OK, this is a possible this is a model of this. I'll try that. Well, you talk about some old Korean Brussels sprouts and all that. I'm good. Man, I'm telling you, oh, man, come on, man. Come on, man. Cut bell pepper, cut some bell peppers up, some onion,
Starting point is 01:06:15 put that aluminum foil, cut him up, oh, Joe, and put his hand in by 325. Watch him fall off the bone. Come on, man. Anybody't nobody eating a raccoon. Watch them fall off the bone, Ocho. I guarantee you. I let my sister cook that thing for you, Ocho. I guarantee you, people think somebody's snapping their fingers the way your lips be popping.
Starting point is 01:06:35 I ain't eating no raccoons. That's your lips popping like that. That ain't happening. Huh? But you eat booty. I don't actually eat it. Like, you actually eat booty. No, I'm not actually. You eat it. you eat booty. I don't actually eat it like you know, yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not actually You what they call the
Starting point is 01:06:51 Gen Z you actually eatin a raccoon No, you don't actually you actually eat booty like Yes, right. They come up in there. You don't eat it, man. You just right around the rim like, you know, when you when you know, you shoot the basketball and the basketball around the rim before going as it. You just. Yeah. Yeah. And guess what?
Starting point is 01:07:30 And sometimes they grow, roll, roll, roll. They go right into the hole. It's better than eating raccoon. Raccoons eat everything out there. They scavengers. They scavengers. So do chickens. No, man. So are pigs. They scavengers. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:07:47 A pig eat its own. There is nothing a pig will not eat. You talking about a guy that grew up on a farm. Anybody that grew up on the farm in the South, a pig and a chicken are the nasty animals you will ever meet. Raccoon is worse. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Nope. No, sir. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope, it's not. No, it's not. Nope. No, sir. No. What's wrong? Listen. Listen. It is. It's nothing. It's nothing wrong.
Starting point is 01:08:18 It's nothing wrong with detailing your women. It's nothing wrong with detailing your woman. You stuck nothing wrong with detailing your woman. Now, you stuck in the 80s and you haven't evolved when it comes to foreplay in that area. Listen, no, no, no, no, because you refuse to suck on toes
Starting point is 01:08:37 and you won't lick no ass. You still, I mean, you stuck in the 80s. You have to evolve with the times, huh? You stuck, I mean, you stuck in the 80s. You have to evolve with the times, huh? OK, excuse me. I'm Carrie Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection
Starting point is 01:08:53 of sports and culture. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down to history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really in here that much.
Starting point is 01:09:06 I just come here to play basketball every single day, and that's what I focus on. From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is unapologetically black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire?
Starting point is 01:09:22 Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better. This new season will cover all things sports and culture. Listen to Naked Sports on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:09:43 The Black Effect Podcast Network is sponsored by Diet Coke. Hey there, it's Michael Lewis, author of Going Infinite, Moneyball, The Blind Side, and Liar's Poker. On every season of my podcast Against the Rules, I take a broad look at various characters in American life. The referee, the coach, the expert. My next season is all about fans and what the rise of sports betting is doing to them, to the teams, and even to my family. I'm heading to Las Vegas and New Jersey and beyond to understand America's newest form of legalized gambling.
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Starting point is 01:13:34 Eric Moles and pillars price was there. And the second time I played there, um, I forgot who I think might've been Stevie Johnson. Stevie Johnson might've been there if I'm not mistaken. And then I play. Did y'all go to Toronto? No, no, I ain't going nowhere. When I went on the road and I grabbed my food, I do my little dinner and I'm right back at the hotel
Starting point is 01:13:59 ready for team meeting. Yeah, I ain't never do that. I ain't going nowhere. Me too. That's when you learn like, nah, what's it? What's in Toronto? It's nice. Now hold on. I play with, I remember I played with the LoS now one year in Montreal. I went to Toronto and I, I know, but we went to Toronto. We went to play Toronto.
Starting point is 01:14:27 That's on the other side. And still, I, I know, no, I did the same thing. Well, you should know what's up in here. Went to the hotel, got me some McDonald's, went right back in, ain't do nothing. Now I hear stuff about Toronto. I mean, I mean, but I mean, you know, you know better than me. I see, I see the look you gave me.
Starting point is 01:14:45 So I'm assuming. So is Toronto like Houston? Is that what you're trying to tell me? No, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Don't do that. Now you say it's up there near the bar. I got to pay. I got to pray Lord that I'm asking for forgiveness.
Starting point is 01:14:58 I'm just saying, I'm just sort of looking at you and you tilted down your glasses to let me know like I write. Oh, Toronto, Toronto night. Toronto. So I'll be talking. I'll be talking to Houston. That's what I'm trying to say. OK, OK, I'm just checking. No, no, no, no. Hey, but I tell you what, hey, back in the back in the early 90s, Prince used to have a couple of clubs, Glam Slam.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Wait, and I think Prince Prince. Prince Prince, and he was in there. And they were in there. They were using it, OK, in there. You was in there? Don't shame with it there. You body body. I'm body. Huh? You know what I'm saying Ocho?
Starting point is 01:15:54 I had to reprint. I couldn't imagine party with Prince. I know that's a time there boy. Yeah. I wasn't partying with it but he was in there. And you know, hey, Ocho there been some time. I had hit partying with it, but he was in there. And you know, hey, don't show there been some time. I had hit that Jimmy Swagger. Father, I've seen it.
Starting point is 01:16:09 You know what I'm saying? I had to ask them for forgiveness. Oh, Minnesota, Minnesota camp is a well, is a, one of the great secrets. Minnesota? Don't sleep on it. Like that? Right. Like you said, I'm a man.
Starting point is 01:16:28 But what it had six foot. Come on, man. Like Jessica Rabbit. Mm hmm. You know, I was there on my foot. I was out on the trail. You know, that was really wavy. Oh, they are my food. I was hot on the trail. You know what I'm saying? I don't joke. That was waskily wappy. Oh, hello.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Oh, we got it. We got a lock back in. We got a lock back in. A lock back in. Lock back in. Hey, hello. They got the emoji. They got the feet emoji.
Starting point is 01:17:01 That's feet? Yeah, you see the thing, the feet? Yeah, they got the feet together. What? Why do they look red like that? That's the soles of people's feet? Yeah, you see the thing, the V, yeah, they got the feet together. What? Why do they look red like that? That's the soles of people feet. Your feet black. I mean, what, you been stepping on charcoal? I mean, that's red, though, like that looks completely red unless my something wrong on my screen. I mean, see your feet, you know, your feet, you got the ugly feet, though,
Starting point is 01:17:22 Ocho, so. Oh, no, but listen, I get, I get me a manicure pedicure every Friday, man. Ain't nothing wrong with these feet. I got pretty feet. Says who? Everybody says you cool. Yeah. She, my feet cool too.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Hey, don't put them feet in this camera, man. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, come on, man. Come on. Hey, don't put them feet in this camera, man. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, come on, man. Come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. Why you tripping, man?
Starting point is 01:17:54 You good. You good. You good. You see the toes on Joe? No, I ain't trying to see your toes, man. I stopped right there. I stepped on them. I jumped in the back of a pickup truck and jumped on the nail
Starting point is 01:18:05 So that's why I got that cut Oh, I got that cut in the bottom of my foot I jumped in the back of a truck and a piece of wood was sticking up and had a nail in it and I was like Hey Man, you shot you shot at So, you know what? I'm gonna somebody get on to get on my toes, kiss my feet, suck my toes.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Look at that, Ocho. Ocho, I ain't joining your club. You a member one. No, no, listen. It's a whole community of us. Ain't no community of y'all, you made that up.
Starting point is 01:18:49 Oh, it's a whole community of us. You know how I said that your community used to raise kids? That community ain't raised me. I'm boycotting. You know what? What? No child left behind. You were the child we left behind.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Yeah, that's okay. I ain't bad. I am not bad. There's always time to catch up. I'm good. I take your word for it, don't you? As you can see guys, you know what? I prayed that God give me patience and and he's trying, he's testing me. The guy that's just getting to your screen, he's your favorite number 85, the route runner extraordinaire,
Starting point is 01:19:36 the bingo ring of fame honoree, the legendary, the pro bowler, the all pro, Liberty City's own, that's Chad Ocho Cico Johnson. Thank you for joining us. We really greatly greatly appreciate that. Appreciate that. Appreciate that. Listen, I'm late.
Starting point is 01:19:55 I'm late again, but this time this time. Oh, I had to do number two. I had to do number two. So I'm not sure if that is a good excuse. I'm just trying to figure out, help me out with this. For being a little late. So right before you guys had to come on, like you know what, I'm on.
Starting point is 01:20:12 You ain't have to do it like 10 minutes ago, 15 minutes ago, even five minutes ago. Like soon as I get ready to hit this, they're counting us down, you just hold on. It wasn't me. You say it wasn't me. Listen, I understand the importance of the show. I know where we going.
Starting point is 01:20:29 I know where we headed. We finna be like the Temptations. And I know sometimes I act like Eddie. But if I have heartbeats. But you have to understand. When I sat down, I had a little turtle head. Yeah, so when you have a little turtle head, you know you can't play with God's creation.
Starting point is 01:20:46 So I had to go, I had to get that out. So I ain't do it all the way. I just went halfway. So I still got some of that. I mean, the people knew you was probably full of caca. So they not surprised. They not surprised you only pinched half of it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:58 My grandma, my grandma used to tell me I was gonna shoot all the time. They not surprised you only pinched half a lofa. You ain't get the whole lofa. Ocho. Yeah. My grandma. You are a low file. You ain't get the whole low file. Oh, Joe. Yeah. No. There's a girl that underwent plastic surgery to make her to
Starting point is 01:21:16 make her a virgin again. She wants to restart her body count. No, it don't work like that though. You know, it don't work. It don't work like that. Yeah. It don't work like that. It don't work like that. Yeah. It don't work like that. So if I got a car, right? And I got a car and I drive that thing and put 20,000 miles on it, right? And I go to the tire shop and change the motherfucking rims. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:40 They're miles still on them. Regardless of the tune up, regardless of the oil change, regardless of the new set of tires, regardless of what I do. Even I get a tune up, the mouth is still on them. Now I don't even know why she did that. I'm one, you know me though, I like my women seasoned. You know, I don't want you as a, I don't want, I want you with a little work done to you. You hear me? She done been right across the coast. I want you with a little work done to you. You hear me? She done been raked across the coast. I was, huh?
Starting point is 01:22:05 You got that. What she tried to do, Ocho, people in the chat, y'all know what I'm talking about. What she tried to do is that you put a bunch of miles on your car and you turn the speedometer back. The odometer. Yeah. Bro, even though you turn it back,
Starting point is 01:22:23 you don't put 200,000 miles. That thing got more miles on a 70 pickup. You don't though you turn it back, you don't put 200,000 miles. That thing got more miles on a 70 pickup. You don't try to roll it back. That car still got two. I don't care if you roll it back to zero. You got 200,000 miles on your ass. Yeah. That car facts don't lie to us.
Starting point is 01:22:38 My man, people need to stop. Yeah. Listen, listen. If you do it, sometime you make it, you make it big, you gotta lie in it. There will always be someone that is willing. There will always be a man that is willing to go to your bed. Do we got a little grip? Do I not choke?
Starting point is 01:22:55 Because you're a man. I mean, I can't put a binaul saucer in a hoagie roll. She might, she might. Yeah, if I could work with it. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the
Starting point is 01:23:14 surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the surgery. I'm talking about the good. I'll take her. You know what I'm saying? I'll take her. I'm just saying I'll take her. I'll take her.
Starting point is 01:23:26 I'll take her. That's good enough for me. That's good. That's enough grip for your boy. That's it. If I can put my hand. Hold on, hold on. You say if you could put your hand, like think about that chat.
Starting point is 01:23:47 If you could put your hands in there and clap. What am I supposed to do with this right here? What am I supposed to do with this? Hello, hello, hello. Anybody home? Hey, man, you rich today, you pulling out a bracelet. Somebody got a 1986 class ring in there. you're not going to be able to get home. Hey, man, you're pulling that bracelet. Somebody
Starting point is 01:24:08 got a 1986 class ring in there. Oh, no. I can't do nothing with that. Don't I can't do nothing with that. Don't show. No, no, no. I'm good. No, baby. You good. You good. What year? What year was the I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about way back.
Starting point is 01:24:47 I'm talking about way back. I'm talking about way back. I don't want to get myself in trouble now. But I'm just saying way back. No, Ocho. I really shouldn't be talking about my past. Every once in a while you run into one. You gotta put this on you so you don't fall in.
Starting point is 01:25:00 You know what I'm saying? Because if you fall after you, you gotta hold this right here, Ocho. I ain't lying to you, Ocho. Well, I ran into one like that right there, Ocho. Had to put a board on me. Yeah, Ocho, yeah. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:25:13 Man, they wild out there now. Oh, shoot. Man. But hey. Yeah, hey. All you gotta But hey, hey. Hell damn, I almost turned over there. All you gotta do, one of those sparks, the red pill. Don't choose the blue one, choose the red one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Whew. You right. Hell, man. Oh damn, that was good. Man, I was just, man you're. Hell no. I'm out of breath. A lot of times we'll give up on a woman that has 80, 85%, 90% of what we want,
Starting point is 01:25:58 only to be with somebody that has 10 to 20% of what we want. You ever notice that, Ocho? No, it ain't the time. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ocho, it ain't time. Ocho, it ain't time. It ain't time. Ocho, it ain't time. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Listen, listen, I don't, I don't, I don't ask you for much. I don't ask you for much, but I need you to bring that back one more time. I need you to bring that back one more time. But I've. Boy, I felt that way. You don't you don't see me tearing up. But I ain't funny, man. Do me a favor. I promise I ain't gonna cry.
Starting point is 01:26:38 I promise I ain't gonna cry. But bring that back one more time. A lot of times men will leave a woman that has 80 to 90% of what we want only to go be with somebody that has 10 to 20%. Do you see that? We'll get mad at the woman. She got 80 to 90% of what we want. We get mad. Here come the 10 to 20.
Starting point is 01:27:04 I need that. I promise you ain't crying. These are tears of joy. I need to hear that boy. Hey. Oh shit. What happened to go away? Oh, it happened. I've done it. I see a lot of times with y'all. I don't tell you things that somebody told me. I'm telling you what I know. Because a man will get mad. And I don't know if women do it. I can't speak because I don't know.
Starting point is 01:27:31 I don't know how you guys think. But I'm just telling you how a man will think, how I thought. Man. Hey, boy, that was a good one, boy. It ain't even Sunday, but you preaching, though. Shit, got me crying. Shit.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Fuck. Wrong with me. Okay, let me tighten up. Let's go. Back to the show. Oh, you know who that is? Who? From Atlanta.
Starting point is 01:27:56 Coochie Cotttail. Hey. Hey Coochie Cotttail. Hey boo, how are you? I follow you. I follow you too. I was like, this is nice. I like this.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Bad Coochie Cottail came on with boo. How are you? Girl, I follow you. I follow you, too. I was like, oh, this is nice. I like this. Bad Coochie Cottail came on with it. Come on, Coochie Cottail. I did. That was what it is. Take notes.
Starting point is 01:28:13 Take notes. I flew. I flew. I flew two hours because I was, I don't know. I'm a little nervous tonight, y'all. I never been to Dallas before, so I'm a little nervous. I ain't going to lie to y'all. But y'all, y'all flew kind of good, so I ain't little nervous I ain't gonna lie to y'all but y'all y'all food kind of good so I ain't mad I come back okay so my I guess my sex her next is so
Starting point is 01:28:32 she said a comment she was like you know daddy put me in my place so I'm not gonna lie giving head is an apology in my household Wow wait it's an apology because I have to apologize a lot cause I got a real bad mouth. Oh, I like that. I talk a lot of shit. I gotta apologize a lot. Wait, Gucci cocktail, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:28:54 I talk a lot of shit too, but I receive the head. That's it. I like that. Damn, oh, Joe. Yeah. See? So. So because because I have to suck dick a lot,
Starting point is 01:29:13 because I do talk a lot of shit, I had to come. I had to become creative with my dick sucking skills. Wow. So I don't know if you guys know about sensory depravation no, so it's basically I Will use this trick if I'm really in trouble, okay So I get them in the morning time cuz y'all know how to know morning time beat. Yeah. Yeah, that may not like that morning Would come on time out time out exactly? I'm a visual learner your Is your partner here with you? He is, but it's not the morning time.
Starting point is 01:29:48 Oh, okay, you're right, you're right. Go ahead. Okay, so what you do, so what you do? Okay, come on. So I wake him up, and I don't know if, I use some AirPods or something, and I type in wet mouth sounds. Okay.
Starting point is 01:30:01 And then I cover his eyes. Okay. You know, so he can't hear, he can't see. And while I'm giving him head, all he hear is the wet mouth sounds while I'm going down on him. And I do give a tantra massage, so sometimes I don't even have to put it in my mouth. I can just massage the tip. Oh, hello.
Starting point is 01:30:21 I've been shortchanged for a lot of years I think you know what like technology. Yeah women have evolved data. That's what it is Cuz they what none of this going on without I ain't never heard of Dan. I ain't never heard no 69 and beads I ain't even on that one I ain't never heard no 69 and beads. I ain't it on that one I'm just right. I mean I could just imagine I'm sleep and all I hear That's crazy Am I dreaming right? Right because you can't hear it. So all you hear is just a Right and then if you really want him to come just massage the tip like this and then it's a it's a wham-bam thank you ma'am and now I'm
Starting point is 01:31:14 forgiven I mean are you taking notes sex I'm 27. I didn't find me a 27 year old. I'm shopping in the wrong. I'm shopping in the wrong now. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Kuchi cocktails. I like that. I like that. I like that. I know I ain't the only one. I know I ain't the only one I Know I ain't been that shelter now. Come on. Oh Joe. You know about all this. I ain't never heard none It's I'm still stuck on 69 with the beads. So I'm trying to figure out where the beads go What you mean where the beads go? Yeah, where the beads go? Not mine Oh and hers. Yes. Okay. Okay Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah! Okay, okay. Yeah! Okay. I like that. This is amazing!
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