Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 1: Steelers billboard, Chiefs fans, unwelcome surprise

Episode Date: February 15, 2025

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson recap the top moments of the week including a Pittsburgh Steelers superfan buys a billboard begging Art Rooney to trade Mike Tomlin or sell the team, Kansas City Chiefs fans go after C.J. Gardner-Johnson's mom's restaurant, a man gets more than he bargained for while cleaning out his girlfriend's car and much more!03:50 - Did Ocho give Relle an Hermes bag?06:16 - Do you trade Tomlin or sell the team?11:37 - Chiefs fans go after CJ Gardner Johnson’s mom’s restaurant16:54 - Unc and Ocho talk relationships26:13 - A man finds a surprise while cleaning his girlfriend’s car36:15 - Valentine’s Day advice38:48 - Storytime about Shannon and Sterling41:35 - Tom Brady’s Super Bowl watch was $800K(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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If you ain't with me, if you ain't my lady, if you ain't my old lady and we ain't together, I ain't spending no money on you, boy. Yeah, you know, listen, I listen. If you ain't with me, if you ain't my lady, if you ain't my old lady and we ain't together, I ain't spending no money on you, boy. So, you know what? Me? I don't play that. I don't even play that. I don't even play. It was him, Chad. Huh? It was him, Chad. Now I play that with the life spending on somebody that don't claim me publicly. Shoot, man.

Oh, right there. It was him. What did it say? Oh, somebody bought her something nice. That might be a little boo. Oh, you're she might got her a little boo or something. Man, you bought that. You ain't fooling me. Hey, listen, I'm just telling you. I'm gonna tell you like it is. I was asleep all day. I'm trying to recover from how we can wallows. So I ain't even had... Your credit card, your credit card wasn't sleep? It must have been, because I ain't had no charge. Hey, I tell you what, you'll get a charge at the end of the month.

Boy, it's one thing about me. You know me. I don't leave with no money. And if you... You run your own business together five years. Cut that bulls**t, talk about leave with no money and if you You run y'all been together five years cut that bulljie and talk about leave with money It's been it's been six though, but but that's okay Then six, but hey listen, I I don't know who bought that boy, but I whoever bought that I saw oh Joe, huh? Ocho bought it. No, I'm telling you I wouldn't lie to you I lied for you before I lied to you. But whoever bought that boy, keep them gifts coming, boy. Because the more you do, the less I got to.

You hear me? No, you got to match it. No, match who? Match? I ain't matching nothing, boy. I'm finna hit the dollar. Yeah, chat. I don't know where that came from.

Y'all know your boy don't spend like that, boy. Especially not on somebody that ain't mine. You hear me? Huh? Stay with me, Mike. It's still yours. Nah, I don't know, boy. Somebody bought real something, boy. You know what?

She might have bought it herself and then acted like somebody bought it. Because I done seen that happen before, too. Me, too. Me too. Did you buy a Titus? Titus said, nah, I ain't got no money. Said, my daddy seized my credit cards. Stainless Superfan, pay for a billboard begging Art Rooney to trade Tomlin or sell the team.

The standard is mediocrity. Trade Tomlin or sell the team Rooney. We've had enough. The standard is mediocrity. Trade Tomlin or sell the team. Rooney. We've had enough. The standard is mediocrity trade Tomlin or sell the team, uh, paid for by Kevin Adams. Oh Joe. Hey mediocrity 17 win season above 500, 18, 17 win season. How many Superbowl appearances? They haven't won a playoff game since 2016 is 2025.

Mediocrity. See, let me ask you a question. Yes. So they let, they let Tomlin go, right? Yeah. The name is Kevin Adams. Huh?

Kevin Adams. Yep. You let Tomlin go, who you bring in. See what, what happens? What happens there? That's the same thing men and women do. I can't get out of a relationship because who I'm going to get to replace what I got. And I'll stay in a bad relationship.

You see what you did? You see? Hey, you know what happened? 98% of the time they leave that person thinking the grass is green on the other side and be right there watering nothing but goddamn soil. But here's the thing though, Ocho. If Mike Thomas say the standard is the standard, six Super Bowls. Where is being above 500 the standard? You said that. Hold on, all right. Well, listen, we got to be realistic as well now.

We have to be realistic as well. You have to build yourself up to having a Super Bowl team. You know what that takes? It takes personnel. You know what else that takes? It takes a quarterback. A quarterback that is consistent. We don't have any question coming into the season who's going to be a starter. Mike Tomlin does.

Yes, but there are factors that come into play. Even being able to get to the standard. Um, so Mike Tomlin has no say in personnel. He has no say in fridges. He has no say in the final 53. He has no say in anything. Draft. Yeah, he does. Okay. He does.

So he bears some culpability. Yep. When Ben, when Ben was getting old, when Ben was getting old, not the last year, but when Ben was getting old, did they go out and get another quarterback? When Favre was getting old, what did go out and get another quarterback when far was getting old? What did the package do? They wouldn't got Rogers. What did they do?

Oh Joe, they went out and got Jordan love. When Ben Rogers was getting on, what did they do? They let him wither on the vine. That's time. Let him wither on the vine. Oh, that's a good one. I ain't never heard that before with on the band. I'm just saying. I mean.

When when you watch the state, when you look at the Steelers and at any point in time, do you say, you know what that didn't go to the Super Bowl? When was the last time you said it, Ocho? During my tenure. And in fact, during my tenure, every year we played them, they were a team whose identity was their offense.

No, their identity was their defense. They had opportunity to go to the Super Bowl. Now I haven't seen that still, the game in general, the landscape of the game had changed in general as far as the Steelers, the Browns. They've been shifted. They shifted once they got Ben, AB, and LeBion,

they were an offensive based team. They were offensive, yeah. They were an offensive. They used to be a defensive based team. Early in Ben's career, they were a defensive based football team. They had Troy, they had RC, they had Ryan Clark, they had Peezy, they had those guys like Foot, Timons.

James Farrier, Timons, all of them. Yeah. I haven't, they haven't given us that feel in a very long time. No, in a very long time, but in order to do that, in order to define that consistency again, it takes time. But here's the thing, it takes time. But here's the thing, Ocho. It takes time. It takes drafting, it takes all season acquisitions,

it takes finding a quarterback, finding a franchise quarterback. That's where it all starts, huh? That's where it all starts. And you don't have a franchise quarterback, then you have to have a dominating defense. You gotta have a dominating defense and a quarterback that gets you by week to week

and doesn't put your team in harm's way. Let me ask you a question. Remember the year the Bears went to Super Bowl? Yeah. Yeah. Who was the quarter? Uh, Rex Grossman. Those days, you ain't got a defense good enough to overcome that. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you Those days over. So I don't even know why you would attempt to build your team like that because that's not happening. They won't allow you to play that type of brand of football anymore.

Right. But when you look, but here's the problem that he has. Talk to me. Lamar Jackson is 27. Your brother is also in that division. Yeah. So while you go in nine and eight every year or you go ten and seven, what is that gonna get you? Patrick Mahomes is about to turn 30. Josh Allen is 28. So I'm just trying to figure out what is that what is ten and

seven gonna get you? What is nine and eight gonna get you? Oh Steve, Mike Thomas never had a losing season. Right. He ain't won a playoff game in nine years. Make sure you put that in the bio too. Mike Tomlin has never had a losing season. He also hadn't won a playoff game since 2016. Chief fans, go after CJ Gardner Johnson's mother's restaurant

in Florida after his comments on Travis Kelsey's ex. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I guess his mom owns a restaurant in Florida. He said something, I guess he comments on Travis Kelce's ex. Okay, oh yeah, I saw that. I saw that. Man, look here, I don't know.

You gotta be careful, Ocho, when somebody you know has a business, now they flooded with negative reviews on Yelp and things of that nature. Or all of a sudden they, you know, stuff like that. So just, you know, I guess he said that he should have stayed with that thick. Oh, speaking of-

Travis Kelso's ex. Okay, I understand. That was a long time ago. She's moved on. Well, clearly she's not, cause she was on the field last night with Eagles, with Confetti. Yeah, yeah.

I mean- But Travis, that's been gone a long time. I don't know. That's just, I've never been petty like that, Ocho. So whatever happens, I move on, you move on, we moved on. I ain't got nothing bad to say about you. I don't know. He hasn't said nothing at all.

Nothing at all. What is there to say though? There's nothing to say. Do you understand that there's nothing wrong with Nicole? You know, beautiful young lady. Yes, I'm sure she's making somebody very happy. I'm sure somebody will be happy. Oh, hopefully she is, but you have to understand

the situation that Travis Kelce is in now. This is a whole different ball game, huh? Right. You talk about Taylor Swift, but this is different, you know, especially going forward for the foreseeable future you know this is but you know apples and oranges man man look look he gave up this for that bro okay maybe you wouldn't have who wouldn't have but i'm saying oh you know we base everything off of looks and aesthetic. Thank you. We do. What are you talking about?

We do. She got, what are you talking about, a Billy? Man, stop playing with me. Hey, you preaching to the choir now, turn it around and get that to the congregation. Hell, I'm in the choir, I'm behind you singing. The congregation better stop playing. Yeah. Right, I'm thinking long term. Long playing. Yeah. I'm thinking long term.

Long term. Yeah. Assets versus liabilities. I'm not saying the individuals are a liability. I'm just saying I understand. I mean, I know what this is bringing to the table. I know what that's bringing to the table. Yeah.

Like I said, for me, I just, like I said, I just prefer to just like move on in a different direction. I don't really talk about my exes. And somebody's like, really, I don't really care to talk about that. That ran its course. I'm over here now. I don't really, because there's nothing good that can come out of talking.

Hopefully my exes, like I said, I don't beat my exes up. I don't say this. We moved on. We had a great time. It was a great two year, one year, five months, eight years, 10, whatever the case may be. It ran its course. That's, and you know, you just move on.

Yeah. But y'all ain't finna, y'all ain't finna, what you call them, tell me what I should do because you don't know. I'm happy. It's not like don't know. I'm happy. It's not like, because if we were both happy, we would both still be in this situation. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, I think yeah, I see a lot of celebs. I went on his page today. I checked them out. I think Cardi B has purchased some pieces from him. I think Usher got his U piece from him. Ooh, woo! Hey, Benny the jeweler, if you see this, I need a pinky ring.

I need a pinky ring for April, baby. Holler at your boy. I need a good deal. I need something nice. Something real nice and got, something nice and got. You hear me? Mm-mm. Oh, no.

Spinning. Man, I know that thing. That's about 200, three, two, three, four hundred. No, no, no, no, no. Not that much, not that much, not that much. I mean, that's about maybe, maybe about 90, 120, maybe about 90,000, maybe about 90, 120. I ain't got it.

You got that? I ain't got it. Oh, you got it. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Hey, chat, y'all send Benny the jeweler tell him I need a pinky ring, man. I need a pinky ring for the tour.

No, just a holla. I tell you what, you get that Benny the jeweler piece, I'm gonna get me one of more Tom Brady watches Well, I'm just getting a pinky ring. That's all I'm with Tom. No, that's 800,000. You don't need that Oh, you don't even wear diamonds. What did you talk about? Y'all better stop y'all feel that is Okay, okay. I see you. I see you. Hey, listen.

Y'all see that right there? Look at that. Hey, you can't have money, boy. You see that right there? That's that Tiffany, that new thing that just came out for Tiffany. Wait, what? I can't... It looks just plain, though. They ain't plain. It got...

Oh, I see him. I see him. Baguettes. Oh, oh it's different on East side. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know something I picked up for myself with Cripple. I like a little Cripple gift. Little Cripple gift every now and then.

It ain't even Christmas, boy. We in February. It was that one I got it for Cripple. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I got it for Kripple. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I got it for Kripple. That's it, that's it. I'm outta gas now. Hey, hey, speaking, speaking, speaking of holidays,

listen, Valentine coming up. Boy, you got your Valentine? Ooh, I know you guys are Ocho. Oh, I saw a real little humble man. Ocho said, man, Ocho once had picked me up for a helicopter, a helicopter. Oh yeah. I play a helicopter.

Oh yeah, I don't play. I don't play when it come to holidays. Like if, like if we don't play. I play, I play. So I don't play. You know what I'm saying? I don't play a helicopter. Oh yeah, I don't play. I don't play when it come to holidays. Like if we don't play. I play. I don't play. You ever had a time? I don't, helicopters, you know, sharp and sprees, you know, we do Chanel store.

Now see, this is the problem, man. We ain't together right now. So I'm not sure. Oh, you still gotta do it though. I'm not sure, huh? You got, huh? What happened? Hey, Ocho, you still gotta do that now though.

You gotta do that. I to do that now though. You got to do that. You think so? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. Chat, y'all chat.

Y'all with me? Yeah, because you said she still help you with your stuff. Oh, yeah. Now, now listen, listen. That is, I have a question. Now chat, y'all listen to me. I have, I have businesses, you know, stuff that's going on away from nightcap, away from football.

She keeps everything in order for me, because I, you know, going on, you know, I have 50, 11 jobs. So she keeps all my ducks in the road. So I'm able to travel and things are in order. Well, you gotta break up, you gotta break off. Okay, now how much of the breaking off do I do as far as going out, going out and doing things? At least, at bare minimum.

Talk to me. At bare minimum, 10 to 15. $1,500? 10 to 15, you know, five. On Valentine's? Yeah. Even though she left me? Now, I understand her taking care of my business and making sure everything's straight despite

us not being together. But you think? Yeah. Chet, what y'all think? I would listen. I remember one time not too long ago, I went out and about when it was rough. I'm talking about when it just happened. I tweeted out, I needed an assistant because I thought, well damn, I got all this stuff

going on. If she's out the picture, I ain't gonna be able to do all that. And obviously she like, you know what? Still doing all that. I'm still gonna make sure everything is okay. And she's done that to date. Yeah. Yeah. For the last three months. I mean, look, if I tell you I'm gonna do something, I was seeing this chick one time with Joe, and her girlfriend was gonna get married, but it was gonna be a destination wedding.

And so she's like, man, I'm not, I say, look, I'll pay for you to go to your girlfriend's wedding. Right. We ended up breaking up. Oh. And I told her, I hit up, I said, hey, I promise you I'll take care of your girl, for you to fly to your girlfriend to a wedding. Okay.

Come back, get the money. Hey, she ain't even come in the house. I met outside, she pulled up in the driveway. I gave her the money, gave her cash. She say, thank you, you're mad at your word. Boom. You ain't go? No, hell no.

I wasn't going anyway. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. I was paying for her to go. Okay, okay. Because it was a destination wedding and it was, you know, it was expensive. She, I mean, she got, she had a job, but I mean, it was, you know,

by the time she got, by the time she got a airline, by the time she got a flight, I'm, I mean, it was, you know, by the time she got, by the time she got an airline, by the time she got a flight, I'm, I'm assuming, I mean, a flight and, and the hotel, I'm assuming at three day minimum. So I gave us a go enjoy, have a great time. Great. So she comfortable. So you comfortable? Yep. That's it. That's how I am. Right. But hey, I know everybody. If I promise you something, hey, I'm going to do it. If I say I'm going to pay, look, I got you.

I'm paying your rent. If we break up, I'm going to go ahead, hey, I'm going to go ahead and give you money for the rest of the year. We go our separate way. You know, and now you're jogging my memory and I'm thinking that I have an individual that we are no longer together, that is making sure all my business affairs are in order, you know, despite the chaos and the turmoil going on between us. Now, how much do I extend my services on a day like Valentine's Day as a thank you for what you're doing for me?

What is what what she's providing? What does that work to you? That's a good one. And I think people in the chat might not understand that because they don't see it, because they're not in that position or understanding of all I have going on outside of the jokes in the laughs. The serious part of life. So how much is that worth? How do you value that? It's only what is it worth to you because I can tell you what but she's not doing that for me. If you had to pay somebody to do that. It wouldn't be it

wouldn't be as much as what you told me to fuck off, I don't think. I'm not sure. First of all, do you trust somebody to handle your business like that, to know your ins and outs? Exactly. So it's worth that. It's worth that.

For me to try to replace Shelly, for I trust somebody implicitly, couldn't put a price on it. Right, OK. OK. Couldn could put a price on it. Right, okay, okay. Could put a price on it. Okay, so I gotta be careful. So now, this next thing, chat, any ideas? I got three days. I got three days.

What'd you think? Talk to me, I didn't did it all. I didn't did yachts and then the helicopters, well, I mean, Maldives, I'm, I've run out of ideas to do. So I mean, you good, you good at this chat. Y'all have any ideas? Well, the problem is, is that you, you, you've gone. I mean, you, bro, you out here.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Once you, once you go to the stars and the planets, I mean, what the hell you'll be going to the moon. Ain't no fun no more. Hell, you don't been to the stars. You don't be in the Pluto. You don't be in Neptune. Yeah, I'm chat. Any ideas? Maybe I can do something simple, you know, something simple.

Hire hire some violinists, you know, maybe a maybe a live band. Have a personal chef come in and cook a five course meal. Hold on. How about the chef and a live band? Roses, flowers, she wake up, music, chef already down there cooking, but we in two separate houses now. Hey, sit him over there. We'll have him come to your place.

I'll have him go to play, that little place he can't cook, he can't cook nothing but a pot of chili at your house. That little ass apartment you can't. The bag real don't want no damn beanie weenie. Send him over to her place. And do, hey, cook a breakfast, a brunch, whatever the case may be.

I like that, I like that. I like the live band. I like the live band playing while breakfast is being made. Yeah. I like that. That's different. That's different. That's different. Ocho, a man finds surprise

while cleaning out his girlfriend's car. Ocho, check a look at the photo. Hell no. Oh no. Hey. Don't throw up. Unc, you good? Oh man.

That look like the, hey so That looked like it. Hey That looked like the corner of a magnum it do but hold on with the corner of the magnum That's too small to be ripped off. You can't you can't open it like that Now he's a to a Oh man, hey Hey boy, that got to hurt. Yeah, that got to hurt. Can you imagine you cleaned out your car and you find a You didn't tell the TV hit it. Oh man, hey. I didn't tell them what it did. Hey boy, that got to hurt. Yeah, that got to hurt.

Can you imagine you cleaned out your car and you find a car on a raffle? No, he cleaned out her car. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That got to hurt. That got to hurt. Hey, sometime it can happen to the best of us, huh? You hear me?

Everybody hurts. It happens to the best of us. Sometimes. Lord have mercy. Hey, sometimes the rabbi got the gun, sometimes you got the gun. Through life experiences, you understand it can be you. Ooh.

Yeah. Good, good, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. She say, hey, you got that on you, yeah. I do, I do. I was hoping you say so. Hey. It's one thing man, it's tough man, it's tough man.

It's tough, things like that happen. I think for men we have to understand despite our love for the female species even when we are together at times human nature is undefeated. It has showed us time and time again that at times despite the love that they may have for you there's

always one. There's always one that can we've seen it time and time again. Hey, look at bro. Oh Joe look at the bright side. Hey, boy Hey, hey, he ain't wrong. Yeah get wrong. You're going there You gotta look at the positive side right you can't look at you look at a negative You can't look at me, you looking at the negative. You looking at the negative. That's when you be optimistic, you be optimistic. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.

You gotta look at the positive side, don't you? Cause I mean, that's the only way you gonna keep your sanity. Time out, time out. So if that was your girl. Whoa, you talking about me? Huh? If you found, if you cleaned out her car and you vacuumed her car, you found a car in the back

like that, that's what you gonna say? Well, at least, at least at least he go in a roll is that's what you're gonna say are you gonna give another chance are you gonna give another chance are you are you are you going to go whoa whoa whoa whoa he he's not gonna get a this. No, no, no. Oh, hold on. All right, so you out of there? If that's you, I'm saying put yourself in his shoes. Do you see that?

What you gonna say? You gonna call her? I mean, baby, well listen, I know you made a mistake. Can we talk about it? I mean, are you gonna give her another chance? You know, she gonna hit you with that, you know, listen, we all make mistakes, I was drunk. Whoa, that ain't a mistake. A mistake is leaving your iPad in the back of the seat

on the plane. Okay, okay. Or leaving your briefcase in the rental car. That's a mistake. How you mistake and let somebody mistake put meat in you? Oh, that's a good one. So are you saying in this situation, in this case, does that mean you out?

There's nothing you can do depending on how much you love her. This is a great conversation. I'm just curious. I'm trying to see where your mind at. Now listen, now one thing I want you to remember now, I want you to remember back in your heyday. Oh yeah, you want me to help with back in your heyday. You hear me? Oh yeah, your boy was here back in the day. Hey, how you doing? Oh, back in the day. See, now you gotta think. Hey, hey, back in the day, I had a simple,

I had a simple philosophy. I heard them old men say, he say, boy, you're awful poor right if you ain't got but one hole to climb up in. You know what I'm saying? I didn't understand what they meant until I got older. But I was probably like eight or nine and the grown men, the older men was talking.

I was like, but it made sense. I said, okay, cat coming, you got two holes. It wasn't until I got much older and realized they were talking about women. Yeah. Talking about one, you ain't, you're all for poor red if you ain't got but one hole to climb up in. Then I was like, ah, damn.

Y'all been talking nasty, y'all was talking, but see, the old man couldn't be talking. Like, we talk around the boys. But obviously, when we around little kids, we keep it PG, saying some of the same thing, but keeping it PG. What would I do? Yeah, Ocho, I think I'm gonna have to dip. You gone?

Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. I mean, obviously, the more time you got in, the harder it is to leave. Harder to let go, yeah. Yeah, I mean, y'all dating, y'all dating, you know, a week. But I don't know, Ocho, it's tough.

I just, something that you just gotta chalk it up. Yeah. Peace out. Something that you just gotta, you just gotta chalk it up. Hey, cause think about it. Yeah. You and I both been professional athletes. Hey, boy.

You win some, you lose some. It's a dirty game, you hear me? The game is the game, which is why, which is why when we talk sometimes that we have certain discussions and I tell you one thing that I'm very good at is I'm able to compartmentalize and understand about managing my expectations for a bit. Put that back up there. Put that put that back. Put that back up there.

Yeah, like like I was. Yeah put that back. Oh, no, not the road pack. Don't put. He's gonna be the he's gonna be the stand wheel off it. Oh man. That's funny. Come on. That's funny. How could you? Hey, that's funny. That's funny. Hey, that's that's that's that. Hey, he go out there and frosted Ocho

and all he see is a butt print in the window. Ooh. Hey, you making it worse. Oh my goodness. Hey, just a thought. Just a thought sometimes can make you throw up and make you sick. Yeah, hey, oh, oh, Joe, the Magnum, man.

Hey, hey, put that in. Yeah. Hey, listen, it happens to the best of them. They depend on the lifestyle you live. You understand it can be you. Yeah. At some point in time, everybody ain't ever having to be, no. You don't know that it's happened to you,

but it's done happened. And it doesn't happen more than once. Yeah. You better learn, you better learn, you better learn. I say it all the time, listen, you have to find a way to compartmentalize, manage your expectations, understand

it's not your property. I don't care about no goddamn title. I don't care about how much you say she love you. Man, I don't care about none of that. I done seen it. A lifetime of experience. Yeah. A wise man once said.

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Okay, okay, okay. Listen, I like the way you're thinking there, boss. I like the way you're thinking. I was looking for some ideas, so that's a good one. That's a very good one, but you have to understand, you you talk about waiting till the week. I really can't wait till the week because on that specific day, that specific individual is expecting something. And obviously based on what she's doing for me, despite us being eh, it's warranted, just to be honest. And I ain't going to lie to you, I know I play around a lot.

This individual keeps my ducks in a row. She died in my eyes and she crossing matisse from a business standpoint. I ain't talking about nothing else. I ain't talking about no laying down horizontally or vertically, I ain't even talking about that. I'm talking about from a business perspective. So I have to do right.

Oh, you absolutely do. Yeah, so I ain't gonna go too crazy now. Must love cash. Shanna was finding it from her and Nola, will you be my Valentine? Roll packs on me. I ain't used my coupon yet. Okay.

Where you see me at? Hey, hold on. Speaking of, speaking of Valentine, right? I had a message. I had a message from somebody. Who you see me at? Hey, hold on. Speaking of Valentine's, right? I had a message. I had a message from somebody. Oh, you, yeah. A very good friend of mine. Very good friend of mine.

A friend of mine, mom said, you need to date an older woman. Nah, she's beautiful woman. Stay with me now. She is 40, 49, right up your alley. Master's degree, doctor degree, well educated. She can cook. You're a doctor? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Don't give me this number. I'm just relaying the message. I'm

relaying the message. And I told her, I already gave you a number so she gonna text me. Bam, you already, you already put me out there bad. They're talking about, hey, got a lot of rules. I don't know if you, I said, well damn. Listen, and she said she don't have no problem with the rules. She says she don't have no problem. She, she watched the show. She watching the rules. She said she don't have no problem. She watched the show. She watching right now.

She probably watching right now. She watched the show and understand the rules and don't have no problem with it. That definitely helps. Can you share a personal story about you and Sterling when y'all were young and can you give me a birthday shout out to my wife, Kristen of 15 years. Kristen, happy birthday. Hopefully you had, hopefully you're not, if you're a Chiefs fan, wasn't your best birthday gift,

but if you're Eagles fan, you got a lot to celebrate. Oh, let me tell you a story. He gonna probably get mad. He gonna get mad, cause it happened. We went fishing. We went fishing with my grandmother. Well, back then when we were young, she like, all right boys, let's go fishing.

It wasn't like he say, no, I don't really wanna go. You had to go, Ocho. So, you know, my grandma had a, my grandma was fishing and my brother had broke his line. So he was back there in the tackle box, you know, trying to get a hook and try to redo his line. So he was back there in the tackle box, trying to get a hook and try to redo his line. So my grandma took the pole back and threw it, and he started hollering.

And I didn't know why he was hollering. She hooked him in the eyelid. Ah! I was like, oh, be how I was like, why are you hollering? Ah, granny, ah, granny. I didn't have, but that was luck. My brother had some bad luck. I was drinking a can, since he got me going,

I'm gonna tell some more stories. I was drinking a can, since he got me going, I'm gonna tell some more stories. I was drinking a grape soda and he had done something to me. So I saw this bee, this honey, this bee flying around. So I set the soda down and I just watched that bee like, sugar. I watched the bee go down in the can. I said, hey, I said, Spank, you want some? I handed it to him. Hey, you know that thing that hang down the back of your

throat? That bee stung him on it. Boy, I was bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the

bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the Tom Brady, he wore a Jacob and company. You saw that? 800,000. And Bow Wow. Yeah. We ought to go in and get us one, Ocho. Come again?

We ought to get us one. We, Ocho and Unk and Ocho. I don't think so. I don't think we should. I think what we can do is we can keep it simple and plain. I think it had a little, you know, a few, I just, I like my watch simple and plain. I don't like the diamonds and the ice in my watch.

How you tell me, this man, did y'all see this man at Nightcap Live? He don't like ice now. Hold on. He out there looking like Flavor playing with that big ass 85, but he don't like ice. I specifically said I don't like ice on my watch. I want to be able to tell time.

I want to be able to look at it and see exactly what time it is, not have the glaciers staring back at you. That's all. I'm like a plain Jane. But you wouldn't look right with a watch like that. I would look just right. I'm just saying, you're very simple. I am.

But I'm gonna, give me about eight months, a year. I'm gonna see you, if you look. Did I let you tell me when you see it, I'm gonna be like, damn, that thing look good. Don't do it, man, don't do it. But I ain't over your big heart, I can't. Man, 800,000? Man, please.

No. Well, you have to think, he probably didn't have to pay, he paid for that. They sent it to him for the exact reason that people are gonna wanna know, okay, what is that, that's how I'm gonna raise his ring. People are gonna see it, it's a Super Bowl. Everybody's going to be watching.

That's called marketing promo. I'm not even gonna charge you for this. I, no, I can't, no, no, no, no. I just, 800,000, I'll spend some money now. Lord knows I ain't. I can't take any of it with me, but 800,000 might be a little bit too much for me to get off of.

Yeah, especially for a watch. Hell for anything, unless it's a house. I need to be able to sleep in that mode, you. I wouldn't be working. It wouldn't be no one can watch. Hell for anything. Unless it's a house, I need to be able to sleep in that mode, folk. I mean, yeah. Take 800,000. Hey, listen, take 800,000 and buy you some units.

Buy you some units. Hey, I'm looking back now. I couldn't take 800,000 and bought me some uh a Bitcoin. Bad if I didn't buy 800,000. I was a big in 2015. I'd have bought $800,000 with a big coin in 2015, Ocho, I'd have been, hey, I ain't gonna lie to you, Ocho. I wouldn't be working. It wouldn't be no working, Ocho. It wouldn't.

Ocho, I could have bought a coin for $2,500. They trade now between $85,000 and $100,000 per coin. I bought $800,000 worth. So how much would that be worth? And would you be able to get that money out? You can buy whatever you want, because you can buy anything. Whatever you want, you want to buy people. You can buy houses, you can buy cars,

you can buy watches. There ain't nothing that you can't buy, because damn near everything, they're trading in it now. Okay, I understand, I understand. I understand I've never I've never got into that I'm never a I say the Bitcoin was ten cents in 2015 Well, he's about to get he tried to get a profit on me cuz he was charging me 2,500 though Ten cents in a coin in 2015 You know what I want I want I don't know enough about it, for me, first of all, you got to have a wallet and to be

able to remember the code and get that. So I'd had had maybe a three, four million dollars in there couldn't get in there because I forgot the code. I need to be able to write that code down. Even had a paper. As far as currency is concerned, I mean, Bitcoin would never take over the dollar bill, right? No.

But see, they did that because like silk roll on the black market. So if you wanted, people like to trade Bitcoin because I want to get somebody's information. So if I want to get credit card information, I want to get personal information that I can do that, you know, that's what you did it with. And then, so, hey, people adopted it like,

hey, you wanna buy a car? You wanna buy a house? You wanna buy whatever you wanna buy? You can buy with Bitcoin now, Ocho. But I don't know enough. I didn't know enough about it then. I don't know enough about it now. Hey, to Ocho, to whomever making their money,

cause you remember there was a lot of guys started taking their money. Trevor Lawrence took a lot of guys started taking their money Trevor Lawrence took a lot of his side and bonus in Bitcoin. Oh damn took some of his money in Bitcoin Russell O'Koon What's the guy from the blind side the movie was based on Michael or he took some of his money in Bitcoin But nah, that ain't for me Money and big coin, but nah, I hope you're ready for me. The Volume.

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