Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 1: Tyrod evicts Draya, insurance fraud, America’s most sinful cities

Episode Date: December 7, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson recap the top pop culture moments of the week. Top stories include Tyrod Taylor filing an eviction notice on ex-GF Draya Michele, a group of people in C...alifornia are arrested for insurance fraud involving a fake bear costume, Unc and Ocho breakdown their favorite fast food restaurants to take a first date and the most sinful cities in America and much more!03:13 - Tyrod Taylor files eviction notice on Draya Michelle23:10 - Do you expect your significant other to do the cooking?28:46 - Someone in a bear costume attacks a car in insurance fraud scam33:47 - Ocho and Unc share thoughts on dating apps41:30 - Top Fast Food restaurants for first dates49:58 - A teacher gets fired for feeding students dog treats(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:36 The relationship, which ended a few months ago, initially seemed amicable, with Taylor buying a home for Dreya and her family while they were together. The two reportedly had an agreement. Taylor would pay for the home, but Dreha would rent it from him with plans to purchase it outright, eventually making her the new owner. However, the breakup threw a wrench into those plans. Shortly after parting ways, Dreha moved on with NBA player, Jalen Green. Oh, that young boy from Houston, huh? Shortly after parting ways, Drea moved on with NBA player, Jalen Green.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Oh, that young boy from Houston, huh? Hey, boy, he nasty with it too, boy. He's nice. The development scene caused Taylor to renege on their agreement, igniting a continuous battle over the home. The situation escalated when Drea, who was out of town on a business trip, received a phrenic call from her nanny saying that the sheriff's department had shown up at the home claiming they were there to enforce an eviction notice.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I don't know. What's going on here? I don't know, but listen, listen. Oh my, boy, this is good, huh? This is good. This is a lot of stuff to unpack. But if we have an agreement right while we're together and we break up now based on that agreement You're supposed to be renting from me while we're together I got the place for you But you're gonna run for me until you're ready to purchase or buy at any point if we break up right and I bought you that I mean wouldn't you want to leave anyway and
Starting point is 00:06:05 then you know no disrespect you move on we break up and you with somebody else and you have a child with that individual but you get to be in the house that I paid for. I would have gotten out of the house. And obviously that would be... I'm looking at it from my point. Once you have a child from somebody else, right? Then you become his responsibility.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Anything I got going on, especially if my name is on that lease, if my name is on them deeds, then there should be no reason why you shouldn't want to exit that property anyway. Well, I guess her argument is, says, I'm renting it from you with the thing is that I'm gonna purchase it so whatever my circumstances I have to say that's none of my who I'm the one that is a lot oh so you back if somebody else didn't meet on your legs once the body of somebody else we don't have and she
Starting point is 00:06:59 gets pregnant you are no longer my responsibility oh Joe she wasn't asking you to be her responsibility. You got to get it off my chest. She's gonna buy the house. My name is O'Neil. No. My name is O'Neil. Oh Joe. You ain't gonna be getting out there,
Starting point is 00:07:14 shalom from somebody else, have a child with him and then bringing the child under the roof that I... Come on, don't do that. Oh Joe, she said we had a verbal agreement. Is it on paper? That I was gonna rent the house. It's on paper. Sometimes verbal agreements are enforceable.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Hey, you trippin'. Ocho, I understand. Ocho, Ocho. Yeah, Ocho, I'm trying to, Ocho, I understand how difficult it is, okay? We were together. I'm renting difficult it is. Okay, we were together. I'm renting you the house. You let somebody else come up in the house
Starting point is 00:07:50 that you and I shared that you're renting. Put that thing on you. You have a child with them. And now you say, hey, everything. You say everything is status quo. I want to buy the house. I'm feeling some type of what I do. the house. I'm feeling some type of what I do I do want y'all I'm feeling some type of way, but if I gave you my man
Starting point is 00:08:12 I gave you I'm glad then you gave me a way. Hey, hey, don't do it. Hey, don't push me off. We're here tonight now now We're great Listen, I was crying last night. Now you got to piss me off I don't care if you out there by no word. You better take that motherfucker back. She get pregnant from somebody got that medicine living up in your shit when somebody else child. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, hell no. Hell no. Nah, I'm one. I'm everything. I love everybody. I give any and everybody grace. But at some point you got gotta draw the motherfuck. God forgive me for cursing.
Starting point is 00:08:48 At some point you gotta draw the line because now you're taking advantage of me. Now you're taking advantage of me and my situation. You're taking advantage of knowing that I'm nice. No, come on man. Hell, hell, hell no. Hell, what? You, hell, no, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:09:06 That's my place. My name is on the deed. You left somebody else in my stuff and then you let him, let his swimmers get up in there, get you pregnant and then you want to bring the baby from somebody else in the place. Oh hell no. Man, you you got man listen It's bad. Listen, it's bad enough man You can do your thing. That's that's one thing, you know, you we break up you leave
Starting point is 00:09:36 You with somebody else and y'all doing your thing. That's cool. I ain't tripping on that But my place Oh Joe Oh Joe bring the baby Oh Joe but what should have happened Oh Joe what should have happened once they broke up you got to go once you let her live there and she's called great now that's the grace part that's the part of being graceful because there's somebody that you once cared about that's the grace that's the grace of being graceful because there's somebody that you once cared about. That's the grace. That's the grace that Tyra Taylor was extending to Miss Michelle. You know what?
Starting point is 00:10:12 I really cared about you and I loved you at one point, but things didn't work out between us. But I'm not going to leave you by the wayside. I'm going to let you stay here. But now, whoa, things turn. Things turn. You had somebody, you had somebody park the motherfucking seat like Moses
Starting point is 00:10:32 and gave you a child, you birthday child. So the situation has changed from that point on. Don't play with me. Don't take my class as a weakness. So in other words, you mad, cause old boy put that baby gravy on. To me, why would you be mad? Y'all broken up. You're not words, you mad, oh boy, put that baby gravy to me. Why would you be mad? Y'all broken up. You're not mad at that point, but you're taking me. Okay, well, you don't have the house. No, stop playing. You said you said you
Starting point is 00:10:57 didn't care that old boy put that baby gravy on. Go ahead and sell the house. It's his job to get you a house. What you talking about? He gonna get it down. he go by this high for me Now now Wow, that's how you be a parent. Hey, you don't want to go to house. You just be a man If that's the case, yeah, if you don't get, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, LA he be there. Damn. That's crazy. See that's the only thing I'm saying. I get what you saying. Once we break up you're gonna have to vacate the premises. That's all I'm saying. And now we don't run into this problem because it's not like you're expecting her not to have somebody she's an attractive lady
Starting point is 00:12:08 So obviously she's gonna give somebody and where she gonna go. She can't always go to his place She can't always go to the hotel. She's gonna bring him. She comfortable enough to bring it back to our place That's that's that's my only argument is that once y'all broke up, you should say, Dre, you don't have to leave. Initially, right away. Go. Okay, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:12:34 But again, look at the grace. You know, I once loved you. You see how they take your kindness for weakness? I once loved you so I don't have no problem with you continuing to rent until you find a situation Where you can move yourself out? What do you say? What do you turn to say? It never does Come when it comes to me. Let me finish When it comes to the other species the grace speech is one of the greatest one of God's greatest gifts to not just earth
Starting point is 00:13:01 But to man as well It's always conditional. It'll never ever be true love. Ever. I don't care what nobody say. It's always conditional. Fellas remember that. Listen to me. Always. Because if at any point you are unable to provide what you fell in love with but things happen to change. Yeah, okay. Okay, tell me, tell me somebody I love. Tell me somebody I love. If you lose your ability to provide or you lose that job, see how long she stick by you. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:39 That's, but see that's the, that's what I don't get, Ocho. Well, we break up and see that's the that's why I don't get Ocho. Well, we break up and we stay. Well, I'm still I'm still in the apartment cup. You just ask me for trouble down the road. That's all that's all I'm saying. And I get it. And I get you look right. You try to be generous. Yeah, you really do Ocho. And you're right people take kindness for that and it's just that I just felt that if that was the case like once we break up just go ahead and move on I'm gonna move on you move on and then everybody everybody gonna be happy but once you let it go on and then you have people start coming in and out. Just think about that though, on.
Starting point is 00:14:27 That just like, like sit back and think about that. I'm giving you the grace to stay in my place, even though we are broken up and my place with my name on the deeds, you move on, but you got somebody else in my shit. Like logically think about that real quick. But she said theoretically I'm paying you rent. I mean you pay a rental apartment. You gonna let the landlord come down there and say you can't put no meat in nobody oven. nobody over hey hey you point great you put baby gravy on somebody like I play it three thousand whatever I don't know look I'm just speculating guys I'm just
Starting point is 00:15:17 throwing out a number so I don't want people like I you know I'm just throwing out a number you pay an X amount of dollars. You're not gonna let the landlord tell you who you can or can't have over. So that's all I'm saying. I think for me the mistake that was made is that when they broke up, they didn't really break up. Because when you break up with them, you gotta separate. Because if you keep hanging around, you're gonna have feelings involved. Because if you keep hanging around, you're gonna have feelings involved. Right. And that's how people get hurt. Just move on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Make a clean break. Because I don't know if maybe they was like, hey, we taking a break and there will be some point in time they'll reach some level of reconciliation. Right. But here's the thing. The longer you go, here's the thing. We start here, Ocho. And as the thing we start here Ocho and as days pass This here gets wider wider now look you guys look at my hands get wider
Starting point is 00:16:11 Hey, right there. Wait a little bit go back go back go back go back right there right there right there right there right there Right there right there right there see see that that that that small space area right there That space right there when you're part. that's the space I call consider your bitch fucked yeah that that that that look that looks small the junction when you go from here the bar right here yeah that's that's the space and consider your bitch fuck excuse my language now oh she'll do it like that though. No, no, no, wait a minute. I'm talking about No, I'm saying if she lost well, I don't know how to listen because they did a great job They get a great job of keeping it secret. I didn't know they
Starting point is 00:16:57 Yeah, listen, uh love is conditional on You hear me now you've got enough experience. You've got enough experience to know. You've got enough experience. I don't say he didn't need to preach to you. You've been through it. You've been through a lot. You know, I've been through a lot. I got experience. Absolutely. This ain't my first rodeo. I done been around the block 71 times. All right. I'm not here to preach, and I'm not talking about my situation specifically, but I'm just saying in general,
Starting point is 00:17:29 for better context for the people that are watching, in general. Like, I was born at night, not last night. You know? But you know, it is, let me see, how do you say it? Things are good for the lack of better words or phrases to use.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Hey. You good, huh? Y'all be talking, y'all be communicating. I know. A long mountain to climb. It might be worse than Mount Everest. But you know like you know the old man said. But Edmund Hillary went up Mount Everest without the breathing apparatus that they have currently. Yeah, it can be done, but I got asthma.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Hey, that's okay. I played played my whole career with exercise induced asthma Yeah, got inhaler and everything. Yeah. Hey now don't go. Hey, I know that that was god damn That was that was a good topic me. Oh, yeah, that's that's taking someone's kindness weakness come on I owe Joe for me at this junction my I would wait and just leave the house with your name on I would no no no no no no no I'm not gonna leave the house pay me to say hey this is what the house is value at give me that but her the whole thing and I you won't get a I'm gonna put the house up
Starting point is 00:19:02 for sale so when he's over he come to LA. He's my house No, no, no, no, no, no day his house. He don't live there. He purchased that for her. He got the house He should have yes, but he Hey in this economy, buddy buying you a house, you know how hard it is to find it She's me. You know how hard is the final do that's winning buy your house and then let you keep it once y'all break up? Come on! Now you're making my point. That should have been as soon as they broke up, Ocho. Man, you got me in sweat, shit.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Hey, I get it. Buying a house? I get it. Well, you can't even get dudes to get you a cup of coffee out here. You got a dude buying your whole house and you want to play? It's tough. Man, shh. Man, I. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I ain't feelin' I ain't listen, you know Babe, but Babe, yeah, cause y'all done got my dog on your line Y'all done got my cool Is always, always has been
Starting point is 00:20:10 I mean, Sanderson High School She's never yours in just your turn That goes, that goes in all situations Everyone has an expiration date No matter how long, no matter how How long, oh lord, I'm so in love Man, please Everything is over Man, I'm so in love. But man, please, everything is over.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Man, I ain't trying to taint you. I ain't trying to taint you. I'm trying to find you somebody. Because, hey, listen, no matter what's happening, no matter what goes on, no matter what the hell I say on this bitch, February is still around the corner. Hey, I'm walking down somebody motherfucking aisle. You're not hearing me. Oh the plane? Yeah, we going to New Orleans, but you be walking down the aisle of that plane. We going hey, hey, you know what? That's the, that's the reason we walkin' out. I feel, I feel so good. I don't know, I don't know what it is. Just, just life and everything is just, is going so well. It's just, you know, been ups, little downs, little downs here and there. But the, the good outweighs the bad so much, I can't even be upset.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I can't even be mad. Yeah, but like, Ocho, I think you and I are saying the same thing. I think, you know, they get the house, he gets her a house, he's like, okay, I got this, and you stay here, you can rent the place from me, and with the agreement, and that's the thing, we gonna go to court to court and see this is why I hate courts because don't nobody get pleased but the lawyers because you pay a
Starting point is 00:21:51 five hundred seven fifty a thousand dollars fifty hundred dollars an hour and them hours are cumulating trust me if somebody doesn't play a lot of them over the last year and a half. It's bad when you get the system involved, man. You just wasting your money there. And then, you know, cause the lawyers that we deal with, they won't, they want a quarter of a million retainer. Yeah. And they start building off that. And before you know it, they call you, Hey, they send an email.
Starting point is 00:22:18 They need another one 50. They need another two 50. And before you know it, you at seven 50. And now guess what? Now you got investigators that they charging you $250 an hour. And so before you know it, hey, in six months, a million dollars. But it's love, huh? You see, love calls.
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Starting point is 00:27:18 Ocho, someone responded. Imagine leaving your city and traveling to spend time with your man, only to spend it in the kitchen instead. And that's what people call dating? In a long distance relationship, if you fly to see your man, you should cook for him when you visit. Should you? Yeah. If that's, I'm asking you. So if, if you're in a relationship, should your girl fly to you and should she, I mean, should she offer or should she? It's all for me. It's based on what I like.
Starting point is 00:27:52 It's all, it's based on preference. So anybody that updated, you already know, I don't want you in the kitchen. I'm not, I'm not with that shit. I don't, I don't care about your cooking. I don't, I don't care about your culinary art school. I have skills. I really don't care. If you come to me, if you're
Starting point is 00:28:05 flying to me, we're going somewhere to eat. If I wanted to date a chef, I would have dated a chef. If I wanted to marry a chef, I would have married a chef. That's a requirement that I've never had. I think a lot of men, maybe 90, 97% of men prefer a woman that cooks. They like that. They like that prerequisite when it comes to choosing a woman. For me, that's never been my thing. I really don't care about that at all. So I understand dudes, dudes feeling the situation. But if I have somebody that I'm dating long distance and she's coming into town, I don't want to go to the house anyway. I want to be out.
Starting point is 00:28:38 You can't get in the little kitchen. I want to take you somewhere. I want to go, I want you to go put that shit on, you know, so I can see you dressed up all nice and stuff Then we do what we need to do once we come back from our date at a restaurant I don't want you I don't want you slaving if you travel me you on a mini vacation anyway. Why got you working? Yeah, I Agree, okay, that's that's me. I've never I'm trying to thank you if someone has ever come to visit me and in the kitchen
Starting point is 00:29:04 No, that's not a prerequisite for me If you can cook that's that's that's a bonus right, but I don't deduct points if you can You say don't joke that that's how I am and I definitely don't expect for you to come a timezone or two or three timezones and You go girl we go grocery shopping because you gonna cook. Nah, we gonna have a good time. We gonna go out to eat. We gonna go to the movies. We gonna do stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Whatever I'm capable of doing, that's what we're gonna do. But I'm not expecting her to cook if you come to bed at me. Oh hell no. Especially if you long distance too. Man, we finna get, we finna get, what listen, we finna put that shit on, we finna get out of the house and have a good time, You hear me? Well, I'm a hey listen Yeah, yeah, I need you to step on me get probably black dickies my black thingies crease some thing down the middle with starch
Starting point is 00:29:53 You know the stars I'm talking about right the yellow yellow What yeah, what's your number? Yeah, hey you somebody get a diggie she gonna get the dickie that's what I do to get you where Dickie that's what you go get and plenty of it. I don't know what you talking about damn man please stop playing hey we're gonna be in no kitchen cuz hey soon as you hit the door yeah hey she gonna shower Boom, that's one Yeah, she will get dressed. We will go out to eat right right right. That's two We go hey In between this in between us all this time
Starting point is 00:30:40 What one of the lad like me I don I want to put oh what a laugh Yeah, but hey, I mean what a simmy arm Y'all ain't you got y'all got Amazon Amazon account. Let's see you boys seven of them thing Yeah, you never been there hey listen, you never, you never know what might come in handy. They for, mm-mm. Damn. Okay. What is?
Starting point is 00:31:12 I like, I like, I like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't know what I ain't, yeah, but I mean, listen, I mean, I mean, that's, that's just a lot of dudes like that too, man. Like a woman knowing how to cook is something that they use and they can Hang over our head like a goddamn like a like a carrot. Hey look. Yeah, what happened? Hey, oh Joe I Aint gonna lie to you. You take one. Yeah by 20 minutes in Hey, get on son, hey, after it done,
Starting point is 00:31:47 whoop, get back from, hey, get back from eating. Hey, yeah man, hey, but listen. Oh Joe, before you go to breakfast. Every time, every time, listen. Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah hey man yeah either you flying to me you took my two thousand twenty five what's he coming from yeah yeah I feel like I feel like a I give that prison would you know if somebody been locked up on that ACA? Yeah, even though I'm a free man
Starting point is 00:32:27 All right. All right. You got to get the baby on But I got your Joe I got you I got you until four people were arrested in an investigation by the California Department of Insurance Revealed that they allegedly used a life-size bear costume to stage attacks on their vehicles in an attempt to secure six-figure payouts. The suspects have been charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy. The alleged scam cost three insurance companies $141,839. In January, the suspect claimed that a bear had entered the 2010 Rolls Royce Ghost and caused interior damage while it was parked
Starting point is 00:33:12 at Lake Arrowhead, a region in San Bernardino Mountains. It's known for its large black bear population. The suspects provided a video footage of the alleged incident. The video shows a furry figure in the back side door climbing around in the back seat, crawling out, leaving scratch marks on the leather seats and the door.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume, officials said. The detective found two more claims involving same suspects from the same day location, but involving different cars, a 2015 Mercedes G63 AMG and 2022 Mercedes E350. The department had a biologist
Starting point is 00:34:00 from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife review the alleged bear incident video they applied is clearly a human and a bear suit the Texas executed search warrant and found the bear costume complete with fur a furrow snotted head Balls, metal tubes for the shape of claws, and the suspect's hole. Ocho, is that what we the resortitude now Ocho? Hey, I'm trying to figure out what bad costume can you get that looks real enough to be able to even pull this off. But Ocho, help me understand.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Ocho, do you see the cars they're messing up? A Rolls Royce, but that's the only way to get the money Uh, that's the only way to get the money they talking about You know, you ain't finna get no money if it's a goddamn Toyota, but you but if if you got those kind of cars You got money right yeah to be able to do that yeah, but you know for our fraudsters don't think about that Yeah, to be able to do that. Yeah, but you know for our frauds is don't think about that Don't think about that. They they just know in order to get the type of money in the For the claims that we're doing a bit a bear Come on what you doing with that type of car anyway
Starting point is 00:35:22 And driving it out there in that area. I don't even make no sense That's you got a what they got what a a Tundra or something like that. Any type of truck you know any type of truck. Yeah SUV all terrain you ain't got no nice ass cars like that. I don't know I guess I get it. Oh a bear and a Rolls Royce he in a scrap he then got in the back seat and grassed up the seats like that don't even make no sense. That don't even make no sense. Okay, you got food in there? Cause normally bears go in places where they can smell food.
Starting point is 00:35:51 They got a keen sense of smells. That's why they tell you, don't leave food in your car. Don't leave food if you got a cabin. Don't leave food cause they coming to get it. Oh yeah, they coming. Hey, that's funny. The audacity though, the audacity to be in a costume pretending to be a bear and having video footage of it
Starting point is 00:36:15 like wouldn't nobody be able to tell that you're really not a bear. You're a human in a costume. I haven't seen a bear costume real enough to fool the naked eye. I've never seen a bear costume real enough to fool the naked eye I've never seen a bear costume real enough that a human can put on and wear That big is visit as big as a black bear, right? Yeah. Okay, they they actually not that big They know that be enough. They're not that big but even still you ain't fool nobody Come on now
Starting point is 00:36:44 Well people look here man people been trying people been hustling from the come on now. Well, people, look here, man. People been hustling from the beginning of time. Oh yeah, oh yeah. They gonna find a way, that's one thing about it. They gonna find a loophole, but it's still something like that. If you gonna hustle? But the problem is, Ocho, a lot of times that
Starting point is 00:36:59 they mess it up for people that really have claims and then the insurance company like push back at them. But jack legs like this. But see they couldn't stop. You already got past it one time but here you can say you know what? You got past one what's to stop us from doing it again? Yeah. I'm glad they caught their ass and punish them to the maximum of the extent of the law. So whatever the law allows you to do, if it's jail time and finds both, BOA of both, whatever it is, slap it to the ass. Oh Joe, meeting on a dating app isn't a dilemma.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Apparently, study published in the social science has determined that those who match on dating apps can have romances that are just as strong as those who meet in person. Researchers surveyed people about their relationship experience to determine if couples met impact the quality of their relationship. In the end, they discovered no significant differences based on whether the relationship were initiated online or face-to-face
Starting point is 00:38:08 That what that's what I'm looking for that what I'm talking about I'm gonna get old Hold on. Oh Joe. Let me ask you a question. Yeah Online the pornhub count Now see see you can't be told you can't be told by no point hub man. I ain't no poor. I'm just Social app like dating apps. Yeah, what's that? What's that? What's that? Donnie? What's that? What's a Bumble tinder. What's the other one? I don't know. I don't know about him Twitter Instagram Instagram Instagram's Instagram's okay What a date I don't know about him. Twitter, Instagrams. Instagram. Instagrams. Instagrams, okay.
Starting point is 00:38:47 What a dating app, I don't know about no dating. Listen. Hedge, I heard about Hedge. Somebody said they met on, what is Hedge? Hedge is a dating app, right? Ask me, why don't get me, don't get me. Albsash, put him up there, what's up with dating, Albsash? Don't get me, I don't know about no dating.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I've heard about some Madison that the thing was was was hacked and all those names got released some hinge tender bumble mmm Oh Kristen mingle I'm looking for no farmers Oh farmer's on my dog Tom I'm looking for you know you know a deacon ass you know I'm saying the mother of church the first lady you looking for a deacon ass. You know what I'm saying? The mother of the church. The first lady, you looking for the first lady. There it is. Uh, plenty of fish.
Starting point is 00:39:35 What's that one ass that got, it's something Madison. Was it Ashley Madison? Was that one, uh, Ashley Madison. Where all the names got leaked or something. So got hacked. Yep. Okay. And all the client, all the clients info got exposed.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Yeah. Oh, hinge tender, bumble farmers only.com. Plenty of fish. Ashley Madison. So what research has determined, whether you meet in person, church, gym, grocery store, nightclub, church, the relationship that happens online is potentially just as strong as those.
Starting point is 00:40:19 It doesn't matter where you meet, you know, people overthink, people analyze, it doesn't matter where you meet people. It's people overthink, people analyze. It doesn't matter where you meet people. It's all about connection. It's all about your wifi. You know, it's all about the chemistry, you know. Most of the time when you're honest with the individuals, when you first meet them and you don't allow them to meet your representative and you're not scared to,
Starting point is 00:40:38 to lose the opportunity by actually being yourself, that's a genuine connection. Um, it's genuine. A lot of women they date guys right and the first thing they say well you not the same man I met well obviously you didn't really meet who he really was in the beginning because he's presenting himself and being a representative of who he thinks you want him to be. That's why things change you know. It's unfortunate it's just the way life is. Dudes have to put on a certain facade to get to their end goal, whatever that may be.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Because if you tell the truth and be exactly who you truly are, nine times out of ten, the woman ain't going to give you a chance anyway, unless you have a certain stature and status. That's just life. If she likes you enough, she'll lie to herself. My grandma always told me that. Or you ain't got to do too much. If she like it enough, she'll lie to herself.
Starting point is 00:41:31 All those red flags, they look green. Just life. That's just life. And I'm not here. I'm not on here to preach, not the night, but I know what I'm saying. And just make sure y'all pick it up. I got you worried for it, bro. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't never been on a date. I have never been on an actual dating site now. Right. Um
Starting point is 00:41:51 I'm still kind of old-fashioned. I would prefer but you know, hey in the day and time you gotta evolve. You gotta evolve, Ocho. Come on now. And you know Guess I got to get back into the church, Ocho. I don't know. And you know, guess I gotta get back into the church, Ocho. Yeah. Because, hey, go ahead. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Back back. I mean, see like every Bible I see now Jordan, you see it on IG, you see it on Twitter, God first, child of God. So I like that, guess that's why I ain't met nobody. God who is the head of my life. Man, don't you sure what? Yeah, yeah, I'm just I'm saying oh Joe oh shit
Starting point is 00:42:58 Hello, can you see me? Hey, I can't see y'all can barely see with spotlight. So you know what I can't see you no life Oh, I see teeth and change. I locked them. I knocked the plug out. Hold on. Oh Yeah, I thought you was a escape from the body plantation Damn I don't see double change the teeth okay yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go I thought I thought I heard a baby crying she thought you tried to make a run for it I thought mr. Tom was looking for you you don't cut the lights I've been made a break for it. the expert. My next season is all about fans and what the rise of sports betting is doing to them, to the teams, and even to my family. I'm heading to Las Vegas and New Jersey and
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Starting point is 00:48:16 with 16% of the daters choosing the chicken joint as their go-to fast food date spot. Second place option on the first date, simple ice cream treat, Dairy Queen. Third place came in a tie between Sonic Drive-In and Pizza Hut. I rock with Pizza Hut, cause I love some Pizza Hut. I ain't gonna lie, my sister and we used to go, these two have, I think it was Tuesday night,
Starting point is 00:48:41 they have Buffet style, all you can eat pizza was like five dollars So my sister would take my brother not there. Oh Joe What about what you think about that chick-fil-a is the number one spot for budgetary friendly dating spots? All right chick-fil-a was 16 percent second place option with Derek Queen ice cream. I love Derek Queen That's all we had on my hometown and third was a tie between Sonic and Pizza Hut. I've never been to Sonic, but hey, Rod Smirfootz, he loves Sonic. He loves, they got like, they got like Slurpees or something. Don't they got something like a Slurpee like Ice? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:16 You know what? I like it. I like it. Chick-fil-A is to me, I consider, I consider a new trend. Everyone loves it. If you, no matter where you live, you can go to Chick-fil-A, no matter where you go. Slut is not slurpy. Hey, the- Ash, get off my computer, stop writing. Hey, the line is always around the corner at Chick-fil-A.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Always around the corner, so I understand that people like- They got great service though, man. Yeah, they got good service. Boy, they get you a body, don't they? Yeah, pretty good. Hey, they have them lines live they have them people outside with them walking talking long How about help you put the card in here? Boy hey when I get Listen when it comes to cut when it comes it when it yeah when it comes to customer service
Starting point is 00:50:02 They they are elite. I'm yes. I could be honest, I've never been to Chick-fil-A, but I've heard the stories, my kids go to Chick-fil-A, they told me, I see the commercials, I see the funny videos on Instagrams and TikTok sometimes. So I understand, I understand why they're probably number one. For me, for me, you know how my routine has always been on first dates, you know, throughout my tenure and my years of my hand at dating, I always go to McDonald's. I always go to McDonald's and I normally order a number seven.
Starting point is 00:50:32 For those of you that eat McDonald's in the chat, the number seven is two cheeseburger meal. And I just get that. I don't even order her nothing else because we already got two cheeseburgers. So we both split a cheeseburger. We got the fries and I get two straws we could drink from we get we could drink I'm not drinking behind no bottle no first date boy you lost all your mind wait we're gonna say cook cook hey that's romantic that's romantic
Starting point is 00:50:58 boy no later in the trail that's why I'm gonna say like lady in the trap the spaghetti, you know, you both you both put no no No, I can't big. Oh, no The unc you not living man. You're not living You got you got to do excite that's exciting And then listen when you take him right you go to McDonald's right boom then you take them to the executive palace Not only the only in the chat only yeah Listen, you got you got when you find you a new one When you go to Miami take it to the Executive Palace rooms ain't number $30
Starting point is 00:51:33 They got the cool these oh they got the cool these they got the strobe lighting there They got a straight you probably have condoms floating on the water. Oh no no no no they clean very well now They clean very well no and Matt that was that's what I do on my first dates. Because listen, I can already do the five star restaurants. I can already do the nice five star hotels. We know I can do that. I got money, huh? I'm rich, but I want to know, can you enjoy yourself at the lesser things in life, the
Starting point is 00:52:03 things that I go to, the places I used to go. You know, I know I can't be doing my stuff. I'm looking around like, you said like, damn, what's about to come out of my business? Ooh, what? Nah, nah. If they can't, if they, if they can't, if they can't, if they can't I'm talking about me.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I ain't talking about them. Okay. Okay. Okay. My bad. Okay. My bad. But I really think, I really think,
Starting point is 00:52:25 you know, not only in saving money, but the two straws, you know, the splitting the cheeseburgers, that's romantic, man. Women never forget that. I don't want a damn cheeseburger on no first date. All right, man. Oh, okay, at least try the Executive Palace in Miami.
Starting point is 00:52:42 But I do like the Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A, hook it up. They come in there, I want to go to the Executive Palace in Miami. But I do like the Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A hook it up. They come in there, I want to go to the one store in Atlanta. It's like, Mr. Sharp, what would you like? I'd like to get the number one with no pickle, large waffle fry and lemonade. Like any sauces, ketchup? Nope.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Mr. Sharp, this will go me. End it up. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Simple. I like that. A lot of other places that be you know half of your back ketchup. Bro I got party nuggets. You give me two sauces. So what I supposed to do? What's the other sauce?
Starting point is 00:53:18 Spit? I'll be like. What y'all holding on to the sauce for? Can I get an extra napkin? They give you one napkin, Ocho. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. But y'all see Chick-fil-A, Dairy Queen, I used to love Dairy Queen because that was all we had in our hometown. It's Sonic driving a Pizza Hut. You know what, Ocho?
Starting point is 00:53:43 I might do that. And you know what I'm gonna get me, I'm gonna get me a pickup truck with that big seat, let my girl sit upon me so I can be driving with my arm like this. Right. But listen to me, if you got that pickup truck, this would be perfect though, check it out.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Yeah. In Miami, you got to- Man, ain't nobody driving no damn pickup truck in Miami, Ocho. You can rent one. Oh Lord. You got this, you gotta take a date. Listen to me.
Starting point is 00:54:08 You gotta take it to the executive palace. Get the room. You could pull in the room. It got a garage. It got a garage. Boom, you pull in, you get the key, you get the key, pull in the garage, boom, let the garage down.
Starting point is 00:54:19 You walk upstairs. The lights, everything, listen, the room gonna be set. The jacuzzi gonna be warm already. The strobe light gonna be gone. She could put on a show for you because they got a strip up hole in there. You hear me? For the strip up hole in there.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Y'all go to Chick-fil-A, get your little food, hit the room, bomb. After y'all do what y'all do, you know, you shade the colors, then you can hit the Hard Rock Casino. Y'all go gamble a little bit. I don't like to have nothing in my stomach because you know them sparks work better when you got to empty your stomach because that blood go wop, wop, wop, gonna gamble a little bit. I don't like to have nothing in my stomach because you know them sparks work better
Starting point is 00:54:45 when you got to get up your stomach because that blood go whop whop whop. Hey, hey, speaking of the sparks, I don't mean to do it, I know we got company watching. Boy, I need a couple of things. I got you, say no more. Yeah, I need a couple. Because you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:54:59 I don't like to eat, I don't like to drink because I don't like to, see, you drink too much, that ain't gonna mess with no good dick pissing I think I'll be I'll get you. I'm you get all this you ain't feeling that good. Oh good. Oh, oh no You get all this all of it. So I did a stomach blood I had nothing my sister like five by four five hours. All right, right, right, right down there Okay, okay, okay? Okay, we doing all the tricks. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I need I need yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I need I need that
Starting point is 00:55:32 You know Jack why I? Got that thing the whole wide dissolving Hey, she don't have no idea no Hey, hey, she had no idea no I like that Hey, oh Joe, hey, hey, that's Ocho? Yeah. Yes. Ha ha ha. No, man, not you. That's because you're with me. Look at what's happening.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you, Ocho. Yeah, he said, hey, send a thing to Amazon,
Starting point is 00:56:23 because I know Amazon next day. Ocho, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you.
Starting point is 00:56:38 I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you.
Starting point is 00:56:44 I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. I got you, I got you. of the situation. At least one child was taken to the doctor with a stomach ache. The incident reported transpired during what was intended as a birthday celebration for a few students. The local outlet continued. Hey, how did, did he do that on purpose? Or did he mistakenly? I'm curious now.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I mean, some of the dog food do be looking like, some of the dog food be looking like real food for real. Secondly, I'm curious now. I mean, some of the dog food you be looking at, some of the dog food be looking like real food for real. Yeah, like me. I know I eat beef jerky. I already know I beat jerky, slim jams, I get pork rinds, pork skins. I do all that. But I'm curious, how do you confuse the dog treats for the beef jerky?
Starting point is 00:57:21 You know, unless it's something that you don't frequently eat. If it's something that you don't frequently eat, If it's something that you don't frequently eat, I can see where you make that mistake. They had to be, they had to be like small kids. I'm thinking they're small kids, right? Yeah, gotta be. They ain't no no better. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:35 And you know, you think the teacher deserve to be fired if it was an accident? Oh, that's tough. That's tough. You know, that's a fireball offense. That's a fireball offense because the parents are going to be highly upset and they're going to ask for your job. They're going to ask for your job. You have to know better, especially in that situation.
Starting point is 00:57:55 As a teacher, you have to know what you're feeding your kids. You got to know because you're responsible. I just know what I'm feeding my dog. I eat my dog food. I try. What? I try my dog food I try what I eat my try my dog food for real yeah damn you know what I mean well some of the things you eat based on we that even getting that even if you bitch you really playing yeah no I try it I always try everything yeah I mean that's listen you eat raccoon and so I
Starting point is 00:58:23 mean that's eating worse Oh raccoon and so I mean worse Ocho name one thing I even worse outside of me Cheeks and I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm to my booty cheeks. Can I tell you something? Yeah They say something every day like you can How many how many? What it tastes like chicken? Oh They like it depend now if she's not if she don't take a shower, it's a little tart. But you can get by that. You can get by that.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Just swirling your tongue around for about one minute. But if you take a shower, then it's a little fruity, especially depending on what kind of... Yeah, depending on what kind of dove soap she use. Hey, I'm telling you, hey, in 2025, you gotta start eating ass. We, you need to evolve. You it is like technology, you know, you know Oh, but but that's the battle to get that's what I don't get y'all to my old dog at the table and
Starting point is 00:59:15 Women y'all notorious. Yeah got that much tongue in the man booty and y'all talk about my dog at the table guys Y'all talking crazy. I And y'all talking about my dog at the table. Guys, y'all talking crazy. I ain't saying nothing about that. It's the same thing. Y'all make toes, elbows, booty. Yeah, yeah. All that.
Starting point is 00:59:30 And y'all talking about my dog at the table? Hold on, there's one more area. There's one more area you gotta lick now. What? Get you some ice, right? Get you some crushed ice. Get the ice, crush it up, and you lick the back of a kneecap.
Starting point is 00:59:43 See, that's a sensitive area. That area is really never ever touched now. This is what you do now Um, you hit me you start from the top huh from the who hop you start from the hook Okay, all right new episode of Lincoln lawyers on All right, man, it's a good episode I ain't seen this one before. I don't know what you talking about. Oh Joe Listen I'm a damn try. I'm trying. I'm trying we gotta get some years in oh Joe No, you talk about you want the young girls on man, man. Listen, you bet you better evolve You betty you betty evolve man. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:00:25 What if I give them a couple of dollars? Nah, man. You give them a couple. No, man. I'm telling you. You want to stay around for a long time or a good time? Which one? You want it for a long time or a good time? Because you can give them a couple of dollars. But you can't, Ocho. Ocho. Yeah. Off the muscle, everybody. Hey, listen, off, wait, listen.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Off, listen, you got, you got one time. Why on your situation? I blew your situation. You got one time, you got one time to make a lasting impression to get that individual to keep on wanting to come back. When you go test drive a car, you have one time to drive that car
Starting point is 01:01:03 and be like, you know what? Ain't no way in hell I'm leaving this car on this motherfucking lot. It's the same thing when you meet somebody new. Boy, you better show the motherfucking fuck out. And sometimes you got to go the extra mile and do what everybody else is not doing and be like, you know what, I don't care. Nothing about the rest of my roster, but this one here, oh, I ain't letting him go. Yeah, yeah, those are the times we in now. And you trying to do what you did back in the 80s in 2024 ain't gonna keep them youngins you trying to take.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Damn, I'm telling you, telling you, listen, I got a whole menu, you hear me? Stay with me, I got a whole menu. You know what? Let me start real quick, because before I put myself back in his old house. Don't worry. Yeah, that's right. You you were doing good.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Yeah, yeah. I'm like, man, oh, man. Oh, see dad. You don't broke my heart I gotta do all that Yeah, yeah Why they just can't like me for me? Yeah, yeah them like like it like it for me. That's back in junior high. They know no better Back in junior high elementary. What if I what if I was the age? What if I was like 35? I still have to do that, too Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because the younger you are, especially when you don't bring nothing to the table,
Starting point is 01:02:28 nothing of value, then there are other things that have to make them actually want you. That's where the extracurricular comes in, you feel me? Well, hey, you can't pay my bills, well, you can't do this, you can't take me nowhere, you can't take me shopping, you can't give me no jewelry, you can't give me no watch, but there has to be something about you that's special that no one else does.
Starting point is 01:02:48 And most of the time, that's where it coming at. And you always wonder why the dudes that really ain't got no money or don't really have much going on always got all the motherfucking you know who. Yeah. There you go. That's it. There you go. Shannon, don't let Ochio lie to you. Some young ones are loyal, especially if you eating everything from the rooter to the tutor and taking care of us. Let me find out you looking for a little 30 something. See what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 01:03:17 Did you hear that? Yeah, I'm listening. Listen, but listen, you listen to the key words. Us youngins are loyal, especially if you listen to the key words Us youngins are loyal Especially if you taking care of everything Yeah, you eat us eating us from the ruler to the tutor. So that's from head to toe That's what we're gonna do to me you want to for the tutor me from head to toe. That's front to back That means detail like at the car wash. Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:39 The end that's from top to bottom. We took my interest. Yes. Yeah, no, it was out Yeah, you got to touch everything every corner make it in every wall in the house That's from top to bottom. We talk about east to west. Yeah. Yeah. North to south. Yeah. You got to touch everything. Every corner. Make it hit every wall in the house. Yeah. Get it? Put on the ceiling fan. Put it on low. Put it on low. Let it spin around.
Starting point is 01:03:55 You let it fall. As you go around, you got to talk that you just every time you come around. Yeah. Just listen. Listen, I would see the visual to give you reference, but I'm not going to do that. Okay. I'm just, I'm just. I think I got it. I think I got it, Ochoa. I think I got it. I think I got it. Listen to me you reference, but I'm not going to do that. Okay. I think I got it. I think I got it, Ochoa. I think I got it.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I think I got it. Listen to me, man. I'm going to get you where you want to go. Yep. Okay. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah.
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