Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 1: WATCH PARTY of the 2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to the Opening Ceremony of the Olympic games in Paris, France.  They get their first taste to each of the 206 countries competing in the Olympic Games, highlighted by LeBron James carrying the flag for Team USA.#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's your favorite number 85, the route runner extraordinaire, the Cincinnati Bengal legend, the Pro Bowl of the All-Pro, Liberty City's own, yes, Chad Ochocinco Johnson. As you can see, they've started the opening ceremony. Now we're at South Africa. I just saw the refugees. They have 37 athletes of more than 100 countries of athletes that's been displaced. And they're being allowed to compete because of what's going on in their respective countries. So I thought that was a very, very great thing by the IOC to allow these displaced athletes an opportunity to compete and live out their dream.

Now you see Albania coming. This is very, very good. I mean, there is no walking. They're coming down on boats. I think that's the Seni River, if I'm not mistaken. Is that what that is? I think so. This is unbelievable.

You see Albania here. I'm not sure how many athletes they have, but that's a great experience to be the ring bearer, the flag bearer, 46 athletes for your respective country. We figured it. We know now that LeBron James is the male flag bearer and Coco Gauff is the female flag bearer, the woman's flag bearer for the U.S. team. So this is an unbelievable honor. Here you see Dennis Schroeder representing Germany. The male flag bearer.

They have 463 athletes. I thought that Anna Marie Wagner is the judo. She's the woman's flag bearer. This is pretty cool, Locho. Yeah, this is very nice. Very nice. I like the entrance. I like what they're doing. Coming down on the boats. this is pretty cool Locho yeah this is very nice very nice I like

I like the entrance I like what they're doing on the boats yeah I like that that's really dope would these be considered

I mean chat y'all help us out here would these be considered tugboats I mean what are they called duckboats are these what these are called

duckboat what kind of boat it's not a pontoon this has to be such a surreal experience to be able to represent your country for one and obviously to be the flag bearer oh yeah for your country man and just just just being able to to be in the spotlight and represent an entire country has to be one of the greatest feelings in the world. I mean, a lot of nerves. Think about playing

a Sunday game. Think about the nerves and the butterflies you have simply for a football game. So imagine having to represent your country and do well and wanting to do well and the type of pressure that's on you. They say they just call riverboats. Oh, riverboats. riverboats okay okay okay and

they have five athletes uh probably if i had to say i'm saying they're probably uh track and field athletes i don't think uh and tweet and teagle even if surrounded by water yeah i don't know if they're gonna have a whole lot of swimmers and fencers in that category you have saudi arabia you see up see up now ocho they have 10 athletes yeah they're normally saudi arabia they normally bring uh weightlifters uh wrestlers right right they're normally good at that those uh middle eastern countries they put a lot of money behind that. Here's Argentina. Argentina. The 2004 gold medal basketball winner. Manu Ginobili's team.

Luciano Di Greco. There go them boys. Yeah. Armenia. Armenia. 15 athletes not a very large hey Ocho I'm sure we're going to see some

countries only have one to two athletes and that's the flag bearer he or she is going to be the only one competing the only one representing I mean listen that's dope that's dope and it speaks volumes to the work that that athlete has put in in their respective craft to be able to represent their country obviously in in paris yes um i think your tv might be behind a little bit

because i got i got usa on one side and i got a a grab of of austria as well yes see well i'm definitely behind you there because I see Aruba. I got Noah Lyles up now and I just had Aruba. They just flashed Austria. Now, Austria now, Winter Olympics, look out for Austria. Austria, yeah.

In the Winter Olympics, yeah. Austria, Norway, yeah. But... Oh, I got Bahamas going across right now. Austria, Norway, yeah. But, uh... Yep. Oh, I got Bahamas going across right now. The Bahamas, that's the Bahamas. Yeah, the Bahamas had 20 athletes. Yeah. Well, they have the reigning Olympic 400-meter champion,

Steven Gardner. Little Stevie is what he calls himself. He's the reigning 400-meter champ. He hadn't had a whole lot of races this year, Ocho, but it's going to be seen. We've seen two guys. The guy from Great Britain, he ran 43.74 just a couple of days ago. Hall from the USA ran 43.80.

We're going to be anxious to see, does Stevie have enough racing in his legs to replicate what Michael Johnson has been able to do? Only Michael Johnson has been able to repeat as a 400-meter champ in consecutive Olympics. Oh, yeah. If he's going to do it, he got some competition this year.

We got somebody coming down the stairs in black. I'm going to wait until your TV catches up. Okay. It's like a performance of some sort. Oh, she got good footwork too. Hey. Oh, okay. That's you coming out.

Oh, okay. She gotta be friends. She must... Go ahead, girl. Lady Gaga. Is that Gaga, right is that gaga or am i tripping uh let's see she's still covered up oh that's the tattoo look like gaga that is that's gaga okay i'm sorry that i know by that tattoo but oh i know a little bit too much hey i was gonna ask if y'all used to date but i just let that one go i let that one go on about i let that one go on the ballot. That one going back. Nah, nah, nah. Nah,

but you know, you, you know, you look at the costumes and the makeup that some, she wears sometime. She can really, really sing. Oh, Joe.

Yeah. Oh, well she could blow that way. Yeah. Forget singing. She is a performer. Have you ever seen her perform? Yes.

She puts on a performance. There, there are certain people that are singers and entertainers. They have this wonderful thing called stage presence. She has stage presence and commands the eye every time she's up there. and she's dancing that. The costumes, the accessories. Don't let, hey, if you take all of that away and tell her to come out here and she pulls up a stool and sit up there. She can go.

She'll let you have it. With the best way, listen now, with the best of now. Absolutely. This is a great opening ceremony, but I've been very, very fortunate, Ocho, that I've seen a lot of them. I go back to 1984 when it was in, when it was in LA,

the last time it was in LA and you come in and 96 when Muhammad Ali lit the cauldron. Um, um, nothing. Barcelona. When the guy, the archer,

if I'm not mistaken, he fired the arrow and it lit the car. We're ready to. yeah, that was dope. 2008 Beijing is the greatest opening ceremony I had ever seen. 2008? 2008 in Beijing. Why do you say that? The way

the pageantry, those drums, what they and if I'm not mistaken, they said they've been rehearsing this for over a year. And it was how many people that they had to have to get this thing coordinated and everybody was beating on

rhythm. Everybody was moving on rhythm. Chad, it'd be interesting to see what you guys think. What do you think was the greatest opening ceremony? For me, it was 2008 Beijing. Now, I don't go back past 84. Obviously, you know in 80, it was boycotted because it was held in Moscow because of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

76, it was in Montreal. 72, it was in Munich. So I was born in 68 when it was the Mexico City. So I don't go back that far. I go back to 84. So that's about 30 years. For my in my 30 years, Beijing was the greatest opening ceremony. And if they look at Ocho Nashi on the piano,

stop playing with them, Gaga. You ain't got to go out like this. Listen, Gaga is a very, very, very extremely talented artist. Gaga said, they can do a multitude of things. very extremely talented artist. Gaga say, hey. They can do a multitude of things. Hey, Ocho, Gaga say, hey, just to entertain Olympics too, I'm letting y'all know.

Oh, yeah. I'm a decathlete. I can sing, I can dance, I can play instruments. Hey, they picked the right one. They picked the right one to do it now. Yeah. picked the right one. They picked the right one to do it now. I don't mean I'm always impressed. Like I said, I'm impressed when I look at a Beyonce

and I see her move the way she moved for hours with them heels on and stay on key never tired. Yes. Yep, man. It's a few of a man that are and stay on key never tired man it's a few of them man that are special at what they do Beyonce is another one

anytime you can do more than one thing you can do more than one thing you sing and dance you sing and dance and play the piano play the piano. Play an instrument. Play the guitar, drum, whatever the case may be.

Anytime you can do, because you understand the breathing has to be on point to be able to sing. Now what about your breathing go to another level when you got to dance? Now it has to be on another level when you're singing and you're playing an instrument. Playing an instrument, yeah. So you tip your hat. I mean, look, greatness comes in many shapes, forms, and sizes, and many different things. Just because athletes, sometimes we just get it confused.

Only athletes can be great. Doctors can be great. Lawyers can be great. Obviously, there's greatness in a different form, but greatness is greatness. Oh, yeah. I got Bangladesh right now on my TV this is really dope

I wonder how many people I think there's 205 nations Ocho I wonder how many people have gone to all these nations how many people you think in the world have visited every nation in the country every nation cause you know there are a lot of people that have gone to like all 50 states right right i've been to 100 countries i wonder how many people have been to like let's just say 100 countries or 150 countries

there are people that pride themselves on their hobby being just traveling and visiting as many places as they can yes now i don't i don't know if there's anybody that's ever been to every single one but i'm sure there are people that have been close normally people that like to travel and love to travel they continue to to regurgitate and recycle the same places everyone else has been right instead of exploring out there to see what else is there and i think the thing hold on the problem that i'm saying why nobody has because because some of these have just become countries in the last couple of years because they've gained their independence. So there's not even a country at the time. So now you see like Sudan, South Sudan, Belize, if we look at Belize, come across your screen right now.

A lot of these were under, if you think about Ocho and people like Russia, do you understand how big Russia was when they had Georgia and they had Coddick's and they had all these nations under one? So now all these countries are independent. You see like, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. I just saw a country I don't even know. And you can probably educate me on this.

Benin. Well, I mean, you can probably educate me on this. Benin. Well, I mean, you got to help me out here. Okay. Okay. Okay. That lets me know I need to go back. But they gained independence. You see, they're also flying the British flag.

Mm-hmm. No, that's Bermuda. They might have been on the same boat. Ocho, you might have like, hold on. There ain't but like seven of y'all. Y'all can ride the same boat together. You see? You see, Ocho, you might have like hold on, there ain't but like seven of y'all. Y'all can ride the same boat together. You see? You see Ocho?

Yeah. That's a lot of boats. I don't know if they got 205 river boats. There's one. Bhutan. That's a new one. That looks like the boats that they have in Italy that they're on. But look at the wood grain finish on that. Pink.

These are... This is part of the ceremony as well, huh? Ooh, that looks like a Chris, the Bhutan. Yeah, I see Bhutan. That looks like a Chris craft. You know a boat, Ocho,. That looks like a Chris craft. You know a boat Ocho, you know that's a Chris craft. You know boat as an acronym. You know what that stands for, don't you?

What? Bust out another thousand. That's a bottomless pit. You own a boat. Yeah. That's what boat stands for. Bust out another thousand because something's always yes. Definitely. Listen, you never want to own a boat, from what I hear.

You always want a friend that is the owner. And you just want to rent. Oh. Okay. I mean, I forgot you a little behind. Botswana. Botswana is up there at 14 athletes.

I thought clearly they're not coming out in order. No. I thought they was going to be coming out in order, but clearly that's not the case, Ocho. And you're right. You see, they got three countries on one boat. Right.

Depending on their size. yeah for sure let's let the bar go it's gonna be interesting he might cause uh uh uh no allow some problems he's run 19 i think he's run 1960 something 1970 something this year although no alive is laid down a of this three time in the trial of sub-1906, which was an Olympic trials record. It's going to be very, very interesting. I'm anxious to see this 100 meters.

Women, women, women. Women's and men. Brazil got a whole boat to themselves. You know, they have a few, but they normally like the judo stuff, Ocho. They're normally good with the karate, the judo, things of that nature.

Well, definitely. They've had a couple of marathoners. Who we got here? Bruni. This is another place I have no idea about. It'll come, it'll come up when you're on your TV in a minute. Bruni.

They have three athletes. I'm not sure what that is. Chat. Do y'all know B-U-R-N-E-I? That's a new one for me. Oh man. Hey, Bulgaria. Oh, yeah.

Look at Snoop. Obviously, you see the headscarf. That lets you know. So let me go on to the Middle East over here. Let me find the Middle East. Okay. Who is that? Bulgaria. I'm trying to find... I know that's a Middle Eastern

country. I was not good in geography. Okay, you can't find it, huh? Hell nah. Hold on, let me see. I should have had my globe. I would have found it for you. Geography was one of my specialties,

like spelling. I'm looking at, okay, I'm in Libya, Egypt, Iran, Oman, Qatar, Emiratesates Mecca Oh Cape Verde Oh that's dope That's dope

Bulljazz man You can't find it huh Hell nah I can't find it If y'all laughing in the chat Y'all can't find it either I'm close Ocho I know I'm close Y'all laughing in the chat. Y'all can't find me. I'm close, Ocho.

I know I'm close. It's somewhere around there. Yeah, it is. The question is, can I find it? Oh, the Cayman Islands. Cayman Islands is up. They have about six athletes, six, five athletes. Cape Verde.

The only thing I really know about Cape Verde, I've met a couple of young ladies from Cape Verde. Cape Verdean. Don't leave it at that, don't you? I'm just going to leave it at that. Yeah, I got you. I got you. Matter of fact, when I was in Boston, obviously some of the people that I met during my tenure there, everyone seemed to be Cape Verdean in that area.

Very, very, very nice people. Very, very nice people. Man, listen, we cambodia cambodia has um they got about four athletes oh they had three athletes who cambodia yeah i know i know what cambodia is see i should i should i should have i should have my globe but we're gonna let you learn geography on the run you you know we're gonna learn on the run. We're going to learn on the run. Hey, they better not bring up Papua New Guinea because I got that one right here. I'm trying to think. What do you think those athletes are, Ocho? I would say

probably weightlifting. Where? From where? Cambodia. Cambodia? Yeah. Weightlifting? Yeah. Yeah, say weightlifting. Where? From where? Cambodia. Cambodia? Yeah. Weightlifting? Yeah. Yeah, probably weightlifting. Maybe some of the field events

in track? Maybe. Yeah. Oh, Canada. Cameroon. Cameroon. I got Cameroon right here. Cameroon. Cameroon. I got Cameroon right here. Cameroon. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's.

Cameroon right there. You cheating. That's the easy one. I got Cameroon. Francis Ngannou's home. That's where Francis Ngannou's from. Oh, yeah. Well, I know where Canada is.

Canada has 331 athletes. Yeah. Well, obviously Canada, US, China will send some of the biggest contingents. Yeah. Central African Republic. Andre de Grasse, he's the reigning Olympic champion of 200 meters. Central Africa? Is that?

Chile. Chile. Chile has 48 athletes. Chilean. Okay. Oh, Chile is sharing the same boat with Canada. And Africa, the Republic, or some people. Central African Republic

yeah yeah oh my goodness China has 400 athletes but here's the thing Ocho a lot of the athletes they're going to be competing tomorrow so that's why it's not full life that's why you don't see you're like man that ain't 300 people some people gotta compete

and it's like especially when you had to walk so I'm trying to save my legs Ochoa so if I'm a swimmer or if I'm somebody they gotta compete and I need to do something you need to be resting right now people with Republic of China Ma Long and Ting Yu

I hope the weather holds up I can see you a gymnastics table tennis badminton shooting karate karate or some sort jujitsu or something they uh they they they good at a lot

of it they good at a lot of different things mm-hmm. I hope the rain, it looks a little gloomy out there. I hope the rain, I mean, I hope the weather holds up. Holds up, yeah. Come on, give me Sudan right quick. Hey. Eritrea, give me that right quick. Hey, every trio. Give me that right quick.

Let me get at that. The dancers, the dancers right now. I'm not saying they're the Rockettes, but it remind me of the Rockettes Thanksgiving Day Parade. The Rockettes. Oh, Joe. Now they can't. They can't do it. They can't do it like the Rockettes now.

I was reading that said the French is cutting down on prostitution. Don't you let them people make their money. They cut down on who? Prostitution in France. Well, how are they going to do that? I don't know, but they talk about they cut down on letting people make their money. Let cut down on who? Prostitution in France. Well, how they gonna do that? I don't know, but they talking about they cutting down on letting people make their money. Let them jack the prices up. When the Super Bowl come to a city, what they do, Ocho, they jack the prices up.

Yeah, they mark it up. Mark everything up. Get your money. Y'all be doing too much, government. How about slashing down on man? Listen, I need I need the French government to find a way to read my bio on Twitter and they get better understanding. The only thing that changes things changes the narrative is the words you use. What is all is all the same. Oh, there's ain't nobody.

Listen, ain't nobody doing nothing for nothing. Ain't nothing life free. No. Ain't nothing free but salvation and ministering and televangelism found a way to charge for that hey prosperity well you gotta give the lord will bless you if you'll give

yeah okay so I guess he don't bless broke people huh you got me giving you all my money oh He don't bless broke people, huh? Because you got me giving you all my money. What are they showing here? They're showing they're building the sites. Somebody in the chat said,

no, we are not supporting prostitution. Man, let's make that funny. Y'all do it too much. Hey, but y'all be y'all do it too much hey but y'all funny boy Chad is funny somebody said Chad did you know that did you know the French invented French fries they did not, though. Hell no.

Oh. Yeah, I ain't going to be playing around like that now. You do that, Ocho? Do what? What they doing right now we're in the water they're dancing yeah no they're on they're on the scaffolding that's what they got they were oh i do that right i mean i do that right there that's my buddy right here oh he tripping oh he what is he running with? Oh, he got the torch.

Yeah. Oh, no. I don't play like that. You know you have people that do this for a living. I forgot what they call it. There's a name for it. You know where they scale high buildings and jump and something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they tripping.

I've seen a few cases where, you know, unfortunately, some have failed to their death. But they have people that actually do that for a living. Well, he's more like a parkour. But I know what you're saying. They free scale, you know, they climb the side of the building and stuff like that.

Yeah, man. Wow, the LV shop. You know, more tourists visit France than any other country in the world? France in general? France. The country of Paris. They have more visitors, France, than any other country, followed by Italy. If I'm not mistaken, the U.S. They have more visitors, France, than any other country, followed by

Italy, if I'm not mistaken, the U.S. is third. Are we third? I would think we would be the number one country visited by tourists. We got romantic. They got the Eiffel Tower. You go to Italy,

you got Milan, you got France, you got Rome. You got the Malfi Coast. Yeah, I can see Italy being first. But when I think about Paris, they have the love bridge where you lock the gate. But I think that's gone now

because it got too heavy, if I'm not mistaken. I could be wrong. Man, I need one of them trunks, though, Joe. You see them pushing them trunks, them little LB trunks? Yeah, that's a now because it got too heavy, if I'm not mistaken. I could be wrong. Man, I need one of them trunks, Ocho. You see them pushing them trunks, them little LB trunks? Yeah, that's a little too expensive, huh? Nah, we need somebody right there to go in, you know, get that discount on them.

Listen, I can get you a trunk from Walmart and have it wrapped in Louis Vuitton. Say, Ocho, France is one, Spain is two, US is three, Italy is four. Spain is two. U.S. is three. Italy is four. Italy is four. Spain? Mm-hmm.

Now listen, I've been to Spain multiple times. Multiple times to go watch El Clasico, watch Barcelona, watch Real Madrid. At what point is Spain and why, if it's not for the architecture? Somebody's talking about Compton is romantic. The trunks are 64 grand.

The trunks cost $64,000, Ocho. Now you see what I'm talking about? You see the markup? You see the markup? Now I tell you, I got a homeboy named Bobo out in the city can get you a trunk right now from Walmart and we could wrap it in Louis Vuitton And it look exactly the same you see what they call them trunk what we call them foot lockers That's what you put your stuff that you put up on the shoes you put your stuff and you slide it over under your bunk That's where you put your stuff at.

You put up on the football. You put your shoes. You put your stuff. And you slide it under your bunk. Mm-hmm. Wait, you sure that's Louis Vuitton? Yeah, I'm sure that was Louis Vuitton. They were rolling down that street.

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Did y'all have Western Autos when you were growing up? Nah, I don't know what that is. Yeah, anybody know about Western Auto? Look at that big old... Oh, Ocho. We got to get one of those. Ocho, we need to get one, Ocho. The one that's going down the stairs? Yeah, man.

Hey, what are we going to put in it? Hey, Ocho, I just put that. See, you put that in the front. As soon as somebody walk in, they see that. They say, oh yeah, he got paper. Oh yeah, he got paper. And I say, Ocho, it's just for show. It's just for show, Ocho. I get you, but I want people to think

I don't got no money. At least I want them to think I don't spend it. Who you fooling? I want people to think I don't spend it. This man played 11, 12 years in the NFL. He ain't got no money? I mean... They ain't seen you in the paper talking about where are they now.

So they know you got money. Chat, chat. How y'all enjoying the ceremony so far? Scale of 1 to 10. What you give it? What you give it so far? 1 to 10. They say the most expensive truck that you've seen so far was $185,000. That's alright. They got one

thing right. $85,000. That's about it. That's the one part they got right. How you gonna pay $185,000 to put shoes, to put underwear? Come on, man. Listen. Well, you definitely got your own jet jet if you buy one of those ocho

you fly you fly private and i ain't talking and i'm not talking about no regular you got a a bombardier you got a business boeing jet you got a gulfstream 600 or 800 you got something like that to put that up on the internet that's different kind of money you know the funny thing about it if you think about in the 70s and 80s when they used to travel you know they used to travel with trunks like you don't see that no more the wealthy or the rich

used to travel with trunks yeah because they see the way the baggage handlers be throwing that ish they treat Louis Vuitton just like Samsonite just like Toomey the way the baggage handlers be throwing that ish. They treat Louis Vuitton just like Samsonite, just like Toomey, just like American Tourister or anything else. They don't get no special treatment.

Whatever you got is getting tossed. Hey, Ocho, but you know what I put in my trunk if I had one more LB? What? You know what I put in there? A couple more diamonds. Mm-hmm.

Can you not bet I can put up with that thing, Ocho? Why did they fill that thing up for me, Ocho? That'll last me a lifetime. Yeah, that's the problem. We don't want it to last you a lifetime because at some point it's going to affect you in the long run. That's all right. I ain't here for a long time. I'm here for a good time.

Good time, Ocho. That's what right. I ain't here for a long time. I'm here for a good time. Good time. Hey, man, hey, I had a trunk full of those diamonds on y'all. Yeah. I'm going to meet some lady. I said, hey, baby, hey, how you like your egg? Scramble the first line because I can do both.

Now we're talking. I got to use that. Hold on. I got to write that down. How's it going right now? Hey, I'm here. I'm here. Hey, Ray. How you like your egg? You like them scrambled or fertilized?

Because I could do both. Listen, we're beefing right now. So, as soon as we stop beefing, I'm going to use that one. How you like your eggs? How you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized? Because I could do both. Yes, sir.

Boy, she going to get it worked. Boy, I'm going to put her goddamn head through the head, boy, when I get her. She's got some celibacy. Oh, he finna light the cauldron? Oh, this looks, I'm not sure what's going on but this is to me reminiscent of Gangs of New York I'm sure it has nothing to do with what I'm watching right now I'm just saying what it reminds me of

I this reminds me of burlesque if anyone has seen the movie Chicago anyone seen the movie Moulin Rouge? Yeah. Mamma Mia? Yeah. What you know about Mamma Mia now? Just from what I've been seeing on commercials.

Okay, now we switched up. We got a rock and roll band. So I'm assuming about all these performances are going on yeah you think they didn't have that many boats and the boats go around and then pick up the next oh yeah man you know they have like we say we saw like

the most we've seen is that the boat had three countries on it but to have two i mean yeah obviously so but i think and ojo when you do like the opening ceremony you like it's an homage to your country right kind of like what you're known for the history of it so you you play to that okay you see a lot of the costumes you see a lot of the makeups now i don't know where the guitar out the window i don't know what that is but okay you know you got the castles listen i i know you don't know much about but the individual with the

torch that's been you know hopping for some reason it reminds me of it's a video game called assassin's creed you probably won't know about it no but it's very reminiscent of Assassin's Creed in live form that's what it reminds me of and I'm curious as he continues to hop from from structure to structure where is he

going I don't know I guess he got to make his way all the way across it's starting to rain now Ocho yeah man I don't know. I guess he got to make his way all the way across. It's starting to rain now, Ocho. Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh, man.

Hey, I don't care. They can't dampen me. If I'm an Olympic athlete, they can't dampen my spirits. I don't give a damn about no rain. It can snow for all I care. I'm in the Olympics. I'm living out of life. Think about it, Ocho. You had the Super Bowl. Like, the Super Bowl, what was that? In Miami. It started to rain. Oh, Chicago. Chicago and Indy. Chicago and Indy, yeah. Yeah about it, Ocho. You had the Super Bowl. What was that in Miami? It started to rain. Chicago and

Indy, yeah. That was 2006? What was that? 2000? I forgot what year that was. Nah, 2006. It might have been 08, huh? 06? Yeah. Wasn't it 06?

Nah, I don't even think I was still, I wasn't still playing. 0-6. It was? Cause that was Peyton and then Eli was, was it? Where Devin, where Devin has to run the ball back. Open the kickoff back. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I'm tripping. Cause my first year was

in Houston. The Super Bowl was in Houston when I was at Fox and then I think uh, excuse I think CBS. And then the next year, what year was that, Ash? Because that's when Prince started Purple Rain and it started to rain.

That was a classic. Classic. For me, that's the great 07. They say 07. 07. Speaking of Purple Rain, you just jog my memory. The last three days, I've been listening to HBCU bands.

I just have this mood where I get into just listening to the HBCU bands. And goddamn, listen, you know I'm fam, you ride or die, seven to the highest of the seven hills,

rattlin' to death. Right. But Southern, Southern, Alcorn, Jackson State, highest of the seven hills rattled to till death right but southern southern alcorn jackson state southern alcorn jackson state yeah you have this thing called the fifth quarter obviously you battle back and forth with oh yeah once the game's over man listen southern let me tell you something, man. I don't know who, I don't know who the band director is at Southern. But man, listen, I salute you. Whoever the band director is at Jackson State and Alcorn, man, I salute you. Because them fifth quarters, I've been locked in.

And you said Purple Rain. I heard Southern play Purple Rain. This might have been 2014. They were battling Alcorn you know after the game yeah i sit there and watch these about these battle of the bands man for like five six hours real she mad can you turn that shit off please and i heard him sing man play purple rain i mean you know you know like when the team has the ball, you're not supposed to play. But HBCU, we don't care. We don't care who got the ball.

We play it, they play it. Hey, people keep that thing crumb. They're going to let it go. They're going to let it go. Yeah. I think everybody that hasn't been or doesn't know a whole lot about HBCU, I think you ought to spend one semester. I think everybody just for – and like if you go to a PWI,

you can go to an HBCU and still get credit if you go to a PWI you can go to an HBCU and still get credit and if you went to the PWI because you need to experience that ambiance it needs to be homecoming you need to go to the student center you need to be on the yard when it's coming up and everybody starts to come back and they stepping

and the Saras in the yard doing their thing you need to feel that ain't nothing like it Ain't nothing like it. Ain't nothing like it. I wouldn't have... Go ahead, Ocho. You see how me watching my daughter cross over as AK had me coming back in tears?

Yeah. Because the experience, I've never felt that kind of energy from an HBCU. Yeah. So being in that environment, watching everybody, like it's like one big family

right the energy and the aura at prayer of your a and m during that what is it called i know it's crossing over but there's a word for it um yes it's rush okay yes listen i i don't know much about uh the greeks and what they have going on but i have much respect for it i don't i don't try to do the moves or any you know i don't i don't mimic it but man that atmosphere at prairie and when my baby crosses ak i've never experienced nothing like that ever it's uh it's uh it's uh you gotta i mean you gotta you gotta be a part of it too to understand it the pageantry uh the history i mean when god when everybody comes back and excited is buzzing electricity, you can feel it. Man.

Different. I think what they call the sonic boom. Who is that? Is that Southern, the sonic boom? I think Southern's band is called the sonic boom. Which one is the human jukebox? One is the human jukebox and one is the sonic boom. I don't know which is which.

Because, you know, Flam got the marching 100. Oh, they were the marching 100, baby, all day, every day. And, you know, hey, you know it's always a dance-off between the germ majors. You know, they got to put their, they got to come out. Oh, yeah. Hey, they be cutting. Hey, you know, hit that split. They be cutting.

Pop up, spin around, put the staff in the ground like Moses. Okay. Now, what y'all going to do? They start, ah, ah. That's what I'm talking about, don't you? Yeah. I don't see none of that,, ah. That's what I'm talking about, don't you? Yeah. Hopefully they don't see none of that, but I figured that's what was going on.

Man. Oh, Southern is a human jukebox. Southern is the human jukebox? Jackson State is a sonic boom? Jackson State is a sonic boom, yeah. Okay. Boy, they know they song selection.

You know the song Your Tears? Yeah. Your Tears, the gospel song. Man, look here. If they're a song, if they're a hot,

you know what's going to get played. Every HBCU game you go to, everybody going to be playing Not Like Us. Like Us, yeah.

So you go ahead. Hey, they going gonna be killing it. From the kickoff classic all the way to the heritage classic at the end. Homecoming. Homecoming, Bayou classic. It does not matter. You gonna get that. Yeah, the song selection is very

important. What's up, baby? Look who just walked in. What up, Ray? What's up, baby? Look who's just walking in. What up, Ray? What's going on? He over here lying again. What happened? Talking about something. I told you to turn that shit off.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about the band music. You did tell me to turn it down. Turn it off. How you doing? I'm good, Ray. Where you coming from? You already off work? I don't, you know, I don't go in. I'm my own boss,

Unc. Oh, shit. See, that's why Ocho, see, that's why Ocho be wanting you around because you at home all the time and then he don't have anything to do. He wants you to occupy his time. And this is the problem. to do he wants you to occupy his time and this and this is the problem kids to go get manicures and pedicures ask her ask her where she going tomorrow with all the kids where y'all going real turks and cacos see what i mean see what i mean anytime she get

a chance she up and going with the kids but here i go i'm home again by myself. No outlet. Nobody to talk to. Nobody to vent to. Well, go to Turks and Caicos. Oh, no. I'm good. I can't. Remember? Oh, you already know? Yeah.

I mean, we got to have that. But I can't. Shit, I'm on A. I'm on A. We got to get shit together. If not, he going to get left behind. That's all right. I'm on A.

I'm on probation. You better not be able to go to your own wedding. You have to do your wedding on Zoom. Oh, shoot. I'm going to get it together. I'm going to get it together. I'm going to get it together. I'm hungry.

Man, I'm talking. Hold on. What happened to all the. What happened to. The procession. There's a van. The procession. Yeah. You talking about the boat, the riverboat?

Yeah. I think this, I mean, I'm assuming they have something else in between. They got an intermission? I see a band. There's a band marching. Oh, there's a guy. The Assassin's Creed guy. You not hungry?

Yeah. Oh, he lighting something. Oh, this is dope oh he lightened the car oh that's dope oh say my bad my bad your tv's a little behind yeah i'm i'm watching i'm watching him beat the drums oh here he comes he's running i think you call this what p Pyrotechnics? I might be wrong. I'm not really good. Hey. There's another artist that just came out. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's Pyro.

Is this a singer? No? And y'all have to forgive me. I know y'all are probably watching. I just don't know who this is. I'm bad with artists. Jack, can you help me out on who this is? Well, damn, Ochoa, let us get a little closer. She might be French, Ochoa. I know, but you know, chat know everybody, man. Especially when it comes to, you know, the chat.

Or let them tell it. They think they know everybody. And everything. I have no idea who this is, Ocho. So I ain't finna. They say she was born in, in what? Africa and her parents are. Oh, someone said her name is.

Aya Nakamura. Nakamura. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I knew the chat would know chat, but chat know everything. Yeah, I knew once they put a name up on the screen. Like who? No, she made a stallion.

Yeah, yeah. Because I... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, you see... Hey, she got... She got 613. That's 613. You know, I know about that blonde now. You know I do hair now.

She got that 613. That's 613. You know, I know about that blonde now. You know, I do. I do have now. She got that 613 with. Yeah, yeah, that is 613. I know 613 when I see it. a problem with, you know, when you do your makeup, sometimes they don't blend it all the way through. But hers is blended all the way through so everything look really good, especially with the gold. Yeah. It didn't do too much with accessories, so she on point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, if she'd put a necklace on, I wouldn't have been mad about it, but hey, that's her, that's her thing. She doing what she do. Hey. Okay. are we not going are we not going somebody tell me she look like Mimi Leeds man are we not y'all not gonna show us

no more I thought you think maybe maybe because of the rain they probably the land a little bit? Nah. They probably got two hours, Ocho, and then this thing got to wrap. Bro, what you doing?

What is Buddy doing, Ocho? I thought he already lit the pyrotechnics. No, I am talking about the one that was dancing behind her. He's still... Oh, I missed it. I missed it. You look like me. My TV's ahead of yours.

They back to the Assassin's Creed guy. I would really love to know the backstory of this individual. I have no idea. Oh, that was dope. I know he tired and hot you know so he's really moved

this isn't pre-recorded like his part his part you don't think it's live pre-recorded well I'm assuming it's live it might be pre-recorded his part is pre-recorded I would think his is pre-recorded cause all this running that's impossible I would think his is pre-recorded because all this running is impossible I just I don't know maybe maybe maybe's all I thought, Ocho, for thinking. There we go.

There we go. We back. We back. We back. Yeah, we back. The first river vote, first country. We got Columbia. We got three countries on one boat.

We see Columbia, Cyprus, and... Oh, yeah, it must be raining for real. Columbia has 88. 88 athletes. Cypress got 15. Wait, Cypress? Where is Cypress? Cypress is in the front of Columbia. Cypress, Columbia. And there's one more.

I couldn't see who that was. Look at Curry. Aja Wilson. Oh, that was Comoros. Comoros. I'm assuming that's somewhere in Africa, yes? Man. You see an all-black contingent, you sweaty from Africa.

I mean, I just, I mean, and then the name C-O-M-O-R Comoros, no? Congo, there we go. Man, Aja Wilson always gonna have her drip. Boy, she got that t-shirt tied up. Got it busted. Tied it up. Man.

Go back. Hey, Aja gonna be on her thing all the time she'd be stepping yeah you know what all the w all the wm oh you see that hey what they you think you think they all have personal stylists god they're a lot of them they be cutting yeah yeah what are they coming They step, they step, they like, okay. Well, they coming. Oh, yeah.

They'd be on their thing for real, though. Cook Islands. Okay. Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cook Islands, China. Or is that Japan? No, that's China. No, that's South Korea. I'm tripping.

Oh, Republic. Yeah, okay. Republic of Korea. Oh, I know they ain't got but one athlete. Who? Cook Island. It looks like they said, I thought I saw three. Cook Island, that's got to be near australia i think ocho you think so i think so look that up man oh costa rica costa rica got about what three

four athletes okay they didn't name it after cook so oh it's in the south pacific ocean ocho it's by polynesia so let me go on over here to the front let me go here to southeast south pacific polynesia polynesia that the polynesian that's sound speaking of oh man you wait you probably the marshall island philippi Speaking of... Oh, man. Okay, I see the Marshall Islands. Philippi. Hey, there's a Polynesian... You say a Polynesian...

There's a Polynesian restaurant that's coming back. They closed, I think, due to COVID. Who closed at DeVore? Now, I know this is Africa, but I don't know. I have never heard of this one. Ivory Coast? Is that what that is, the Ivory Coast? I mean, yeah.

Would it sound like you're trying to say? With the orange, white, and green flag? Yeah, that's Ivory Coast. Okay. Dear, dear, droba. Yeah, absolutely. Dear, dear, droba. Oh, Cuba!

Cuba. Croatia. Cuba. Cuba's right after that. Everybody got their umbrellas out. It's definitely raining. I see is that Switzerland or Sweden? Sweden is like yellow and blue. Okay.

Switzerland is red and white. That's Denmark. I'm tripping. That's Denmark. That's Denmark. Oh, so it's neither one. Cuba. Yeah, Denmark and Cuba are sharing the same river. Cuba used to, hey, they used to put some boxes out. Boxes and waiting up to- Oh, Cuba? Yeah.

Listen, Cuba and Puerto Rico. Yeah. Absolutely. They used to be, ooh. Oh, I bet you don't know what this is. DG Boutique. DG Boty. DG Booty. I know I need spell check on that.

My goodness. Chad, does anybody know what that is? DG Booty? Man. I know. Oh dr somebody say you got the world globe out but can't find shit yeah you okay I found Djibouti Oh you found it? You found it for real? Where is it?

No I said I found Djibouti I didn't find what you said Djibouti is up under Yemen Off the coast of Somalia And right Ethiopia Okay okay okay That okay, okay, okay. That's new for me. I've

never heard of that before. I apologize for anybody if I butchered the saying. Who is this? Dominicano? Yeah, DR? Nah, there ain't no DR. That's Dominicano. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's Dominicano. Oh.

Oh, yeah. I must be back. Oh, El Salvador. Okay. Egypt. I know where that is. Oh, yeah. Yep. I know where that is. Baby! Just so y'all don't think I'm lying, Egypt right there. Hey,

I wonder if my globe is here. You think it's going to come while we're filming? I don't know. It was supposed to be there two days ago. What? Yeah. I got, you know, I had, I went to the store. I forget where it was, but it was going out of business.

And I got a globe that stands. Yeah. A big one. I didn't get the big one because they had to be. I was like, man, that's too big. But it's a little bigger than this. Right. The globe never came. Yeah, she just said it never came. Yeah.

Now I'm excited. I want me a globe so I can find Damn. That was the objective. You and I were going to see who could find the country first. I definitely was going to win that. You got to understand because I took geography

when I was at Yale. Yeah, I know. Just lie. Why would I lie? I was one semester at Yale and one semester at Harvard. You didn't even know me back then. She already know you lying though. Man, she didn't even know me back then.

Oh, Central African Republic. When they come back with the African countries, I'm coming. I'm going to get... Hey, when they come back with the African countries, I'm coming. I'm going to get them. Here's another one. Who? Eritrea.

I can't even pronounce that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that one. Yeah, yeah. How do you know that one? Because I just saw it in my torch. I found it earlier. There it is right there.

Okay, okay. Remember I told you I was looking for, I found Djibouti in the region. And I found it, yeah, it was right above Djibouti. Off the coast of Yemen. This is between Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Sudan. Woo, that's a long flight.

Golly. That's Spain. Okay. Estonia. I know where Estonia is. Rafael Nadal and Al-Taraz. Wait, are they the flag bearers or no? Estonia, yeah.

Eswatini. They have three athletes. Eswatini. I wonder where that is. Man, they ain't even got Glenville on this map. They don't have who? Glenville. Glenville.

Man, they ain't even got Glenville on this map. They don't have who? Glenville. Hey, they're going to charge the Caicos, Ocho. I found out where you not going to be going. That's fine. That's fine. Listen, I got to work. I got to work anyway.

I got to fly to Cleveland tomorrow anyway. I got to work. You got to fly where? I got to fly to Cleveland. I have a signing to do with Fanatics. Okay. Oh, South Africa. S.Y. Teen is in South Africa.

Okay. Okay. See the chat know every goddamn thing. Yeah. Google. You don't think, you don't think they know? Stop. How do you got to think?

I think we can get Fiji. I know we know where Fiji is, Ocho. Fiji? Yeah. They got some good water. I don't think that's the same as Fiji we talk about, Ocho. That's where the water come from. What you talking about?

Hey, that water came from a plant right in the corner. I promise you that ain't come from there oh it's raining hard dude on the Gabon Gabon they have five athletes

that's in Africa okay Gabon you know they have the Gabon Viper athletes? That's in Africa. Okay. Kaboom. Kaboom. Because you know they had the Kaboom Viper. You know, that's one of the most... He got the longest fangs. It's a Viper. Probably about

three feet, four feet, maybe. Yeah. Thick. So I guess that's where the Kaboom Viper comes from French country and Central Africa okay Nigeria somebody say damn Unks

so you don't think we not smart enough to know where these countries at yeah oh yeah with Google so I guess damn chat man I'm trying to find something and buddy playing the piano I wish I could hear what he's playing and it's raining

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Where is Madagascar? Y'all need to come over to Madagascar. You know what Madagascar is? It's in Africa. You see the movie? Is that Africa? Is that the bottom of Africa?

You remember the E-S-W-A-T-I-N-A? Yeah, somebody just said it. Somebody said it. Yes. Somebody just said it. It's below Pastoria. It looks like it's to the east of Joburg. Right.

Well, Madagascar should be there somewhere, too. Yeah, Madagascar is like an ocean. It is. It's Madagascar. I told you. There's a lot of water in between. Yeah, I saw the movie with my kids. Yeah.

I'll never forget that. Oh, the Seychelles. Off the coast, look at the Seychelles. That's where you say you want to go, huh? Yeah, I saw the movie with my kids. I'll never forget that. Oh, the face shells. Look at the face shells. That's what you say you want to go, huh? Yeah, yeah. Boy, that's a long flight there, boy. That's alright. You can have that. With a pack of them,

I'll probably need about a 12-pack. Of what? A 12-pack. Wait for the flight? Yeah, 12 pack of them things. You gotta go at least, you gotta go at least for two weeks. It's gonna take you a day just to get there. Two weeks?

Yeah, Ocho. Oh, hell no. It's gonna take you 24 hours to get there. That's why I won't be gone. Huh? That's why I won't be. Listen, I had why I won't be Listen I had to take this one here To the Maldives Not the Maldives

Yeah, the Maldives For her birthday It took us a whole day to get there We had to stop in Dubai Oh, George, look at Lasha That's Lasha Telaskazi I know him

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That don't count. Some of the smaller countries that we're struggling to find, there are a few I haven't even heard of before. But that's the thing, though, Ocho. Some of these countries just got independence, say, the last 5, 10, 15 years.

A lot of times when the globes and maps came out, they were part of another country so they would travel I see he sent Kits and Nevis and Gwilla St. Lucia, Barbados Grenada, Trinidad and Tobago

those places are beautiful man wait is that USA? there we go where we at? Tom Dale and Heaven Glover Tom Dale is a diver Wait, is that USA? There we go. Where we at? Oh, we got a great group. Tom Dale and Heaven Glover. Tom Dale is a diver. I thought they said no commercials.

Man, they got to pay for this somehow. There's the US right there. It's an NFL commercial. That's going to cut short. I'm sure. Yeah, there we go. There's Tamara Davis, the long jumper oh good hit oh man how y'all gonna cut right to him before oh they talk about the raven chief game on peacock yeah september 5th oh that's gonna be a good game

Rich Guyana, Sarah Nam Guyana I know what Guyana is, that's where James Jones, you know, they committed that mass suicide uh I'm gonna see if I can find the US on the globe Jim Jones what I say James

Jim Jones yeah Jim what was that 79 only Jim Jones I know is is dip set so you teaching me something new 78 come on now damn commercial

oh Cyrano they want a gold metal anthony nesky who happens to be the swimming and diving coach at the university of florida in 84 he won the gold medal he won the gold medal and i think it's the only time that they've won a medal and i think he might be the first uh i don't know how to black or whatever i don't think he obviously he's not american but the winner of the lip. Well, he was the first. I think Simone manual has won one since and

we know we've had part of a team, but an individual goal. Anthony, I never forget that 1980 and 1984. What do you want? What do you want? Like I think you want to freestyle freestyle.

I like it. I like freestyle. I like it. I like it. I like it. Who is this in the middle of a great Britain? There we go. Haiti sock. I say, baby,

my boo leg. Haiti. Sac-Pas-Ce, baby. Maboulé. Okay. Got my zoos out there, baby. Let's go. How many athletes they got? Look like one, two, three, four, five. I missed it. Seven. They got seven. Is that Tanzania? No, that's not Tanzania.

Oh, that's Honduras. Okay, Honduras. Honduras has four. Four athletes. Okay. What country is that? Oh, Hong Kong. China. Why is the flag different? No, Hong Kong and China are two different things. It said Hong Kong, China. Why is the flag different? No, Hong Kong and China are two different things.

It said Hong Kong, China. I mean, you'll see. Well, Hong Kong took it over. I mean, China took it over. Okay. That's a whole different. That's a whole different. We're talking about it.

Right. But you see the flag. Why is the flag like that? It's different. Because. Remember when. What's the guy the former general manager of the Rockets when he got

in trouble okay yeah I'm getting history lessons what is that oh hungry India they got a great swimmer Who is that? Man, get these. Oh, hungry.

India. They got a great swimmer. She's the, I think she's the 100. She might be the 200 IM champ. See? And Indonesia. They hype. Indonesia. They hype. Indonesia.

India. India, they got a good shooter. They got a good shooter. A javelin. Thrower. Yeah. Hey, is archery part of the Olympics this year oh no

yeah you want to spell Indonesia me yeah that's easy you won't show damn that's easy

go ahead I-N mm-hmm D-O mm-hmm N-E S-I-A yeah

Indonesia what you doing what you hey hey one thing one thing which you should never do or never doubt man it is hard at all N-E-S-I-A. Indonesia. What you doing here? What you doing here? Hey, one thing, one thing which you should never do or never doubt, man, is it's hard to get an education. Iran have great, they have weightlifters. Weightlifters normally are very, very good in Iran.

Yeah. Wrestlers are normally very, very good in Iran. Mm-hmm. Ireland. very very good in Iran Ireland they had the world record holder and the super heavyweight Hussein Arazadeh Iraq

Conor McGregor Conor McGregor from Ireland right? Correct Iceland You watch an Iceland soccer game And the fans and the crowd have this Thunderclap that they do

It's really dope I wonder if anybody in the chat knows about Iceland and the thunderclap that they do is really dope. Really, really dope. I wonder if anybody in the chat knows about Iceland and the thunderclap. No, I just want to see the nightlights in Iceland. The nightlights? What's that? It's the northern lights. Oh, okay.

Let me tell you about it. That's the place I wanted to visit that you didn't want to go to. Okay. that's the place I wanted to visit that you didn't want to go to so here's somebody in the chat said damn I just gave up on the globe Israel I can find Israel I got that right quick let me

spin the globe right quick. Get Israel. I think that's in the Middle East, right? Oh my goodness. Italy lit. Oh, Gianmarco Tambieri. He's the flag bearer. He's the reigning. Actually

here in Martus Barsham. Tied for the high jump. Gianmarco Tambiri, Ariana or Eagle. He was at the celebrity basketball game, Ocho. He can jump. Yeah? Yeah, hell yeah.

Wait, how tall is he though? He probably like, he thin. He probably like 6'3", Jamaica. I bet I can find Jamaica. I'm surprised they didn't have Sharika Jackson probably like he been he probably like 63 Jamaica Jamaica Jamaica they didn't have Sharika Jackson the flag but yeah

or no Shelly Ann Shelly Ann Fraser okay this is our last Olympics I thought they would have had Shelly Ann carrying the flag this is dope Paris Roubaix Ojo you ever been to the Eiffel Tower? of course a bunch of times

a bunch of times I'm going to go get me a selfie I got to get me a selfie with somebody's daughter at the Eiffel Tower. You just left Paris, didn't you? I was in Cairns. I was in Cairns and Bordeaux. Okay. Yeah.

Paris is nice. Paris is nice. And Cognac. Eiffel Tower is nice. You'll enjoy it. Are you going to go in and take the tour or no? I probably had already been in by the time we get over there and take that selfie.

Of course. Oh, man. of course oh man we gotta get us some oh 28 gonna be lit you know the Olympics coming to LA in 28 oh yeah yeah it's gonna be nice man traffic's already horrible the who? the traffic traffic already horrible.

They might as well just they might as well start extending the lanes on the 405 right now. Find a way. Yeah. So let's see what else

I can find right here before we go. Oman, Saudi, Somalia, Ethiopia, you know they got runners oh yeah all day every day Kenya, Faith Kip Yegon South Sudan

between Ethiopia and the Central African Republic Congo, Uganda Kenya you know Kenya got you know Kenya got you know Kenya got them runners man ever since 68

when the legendary Kip Kano because you know they're in the Rift Valley which is in the east they're above they're altitude yeah

so when they come down that's when you see people go to go to Arizona Flagstaff or they go to Colorado Springs that's where the

Olympic training facility is or they go to Big Bear something that's where the Olympic training facility is, or they go to Big Bear, something that's, you know, 6,000, 7,000 feet above sea level. Kenya already has that in the Rift Valley. So that's why those guys are able to run because they're already

training at sea level. I mean at altitude, excuse me. My favorite cartoon. The Minion. Russell Westbrook just signed with the Nuggets after his second buyout from the Utah Jazz, right? Yeah. That's dope.

That's my guy. Just might be to push the Nuggets need next year extra body extra legs great energy compliment Jokic I mean talk about Jokic compliment how you say his name yeah Jokic

Nicola Jokic is it Murray Murray Murray, right? Yeah, Jamal Murray. Michael Porter Jr. Yeah. Aaron Gordon. Oh, yeah. That's a night, you know, coming off the bench.

Mm-hmm. Come on, give us some names. Let me find somebody right quick. Let me spin the globe. Oh, is she singing? I can't hear. Y'all pretend like y'all didn't know. I told y'all that. Let me find somebody right quick. Let me spin the globe. Oh, is she singing? I can't hear. Y'all pretend like y'all didn't know. I told y'all that there was Gabon right there.

It took you 40 minutes to find her. You ever been lost? You ever showed up somewhere late? I'm sorry I'm late. I got lost. Exactly. lost. Exactly.

You can see the rain clear. Well, that's a French flag, so clearly she's French. Chad, anyone know who this is singing? Oh, it's the french anthem okay okay that's macaron prime minister i know

beijing got this greatest opening ceremony. Who went back? They went back to commercial. Oh, it's an Olympic commercial, though. Well, since then, commercial break, let me find out all the places that I won't be going. Nah, Ocho. I'm going next year.

I'm going to take my time. Hey, Ocho. Yo, Cook Island. You found it? I did it right there. But ain't nothing over there but water. Hey, Ocho. It's in the middle.

Hey, bro. It's a little past America, Samoa, and in between the French Polynesia. That's too much water to be surrounded by. Did he name that? I bet he did.

Who's Cook I was named after? You see you laughing, Ocho. Named after James Cook. Serious? Yeah. That's what they did. They discovered, said, oh yeah, I'm gonna name this. I come, hey, ain't nobody else been here. Oh say oh yeah i'm gonna name this i come hey ain't nobody else been here oh this is what we're gonna call this james cook all right i like it i like it i like it i i've named a few things my you know what i'm saying

don't show that between me and you though i've named a few things myself yeah yeah yeah and then if you listen if you can't name them, you leave something behind. Yeah, I'd have named something myself. You know what I'm saying? Hey, let me stop before I get in trouble in here. Yeah, we know what happened to him. I think he was the native. I think they ended up killing him.

Oh, they killed Mr. Cook? If I'm not mistaken, I think they did. Damn! It's been a while since, you know... Most of my history was focused on black history and... Who we got? So I'm going to the Seychelles, Ocho. Man, that's too far, man.

And you talk about spending two weeks and that's too long. What about 10 days? 10 days is two weeks, huh? 14 days is two weeks. Nah, you don't count the weekends when you talk about the week. The week is Monday through Friday.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I told you what I'm going to do, Ocho. You know what I'm going to do, Ocho? I'm going to tell, I'm going to spin the globe and where are my fingers laying? That's where I'm going.

All right. And wherever it is, I'm going to spell it first, too. You ain't spin the globe yet. Okay, I'm spinning the globe But I should need some wd-40 Ah bad I go baby go there. It stopped. Oh,. It stopped no Korea. There you go. Hell, baby. Let me give it another spin.

I'm like, hey, this is like the Wheel of Fortune. You know, when you spin the wheel, it don't go all the way around. I got to spin it again. Spin again. There it is right there. There it is right there. We didn't stop no one. No. Okay.

Damn. Can't go there. Land in Iran. Damn. Can't go there. Land in Iran. Damn. I don't think the globe want me to travel. I don't think the globe want me to travel, Ocho. I quit. It'll start in Korea.

It'll start in Korea. It'll start in Iran. I'm good. I think I better stay my black ass right here in the U.S. Hold on. Hold on. One more time. Three times. It's all right.

Try one more. That joke got me going to China. I'm good. I'm good. I'm three for three. Man, I'm going. I ain't. I'm good. I'm a child. Three for three, man. I'm going, I ain't going nowhere,

man. All the places, man. Think about the world, all the places I could have went, man. I'm glad in Korea, Iran,

and China. I'm done. Hey, well, you got me crying. Hold on. I'm gonna stay right here. I ain't going nowhere.

I tried, y'all. I tried to take a vacation, but I'm like, damn it. Some tell me I ain't supposed to go nowhere. Damn, she's still singing? Hold on. Hold on Hold on I know I got a little delay Ocho But she's still singing the anthem And she must be singing a different song now

Come on man Is she Is she Oh man Oh Oh, man. Oh. Yeah, no, but you got much to learn. Yeah. Yeah.

No, that was my own cheating. Okay, no cheating. The globe cheated. nah we're talking about Unk cheating Elk ain't no cheating, they're globe cheating oh shit oh hell nah hold on I need paper towel for my face hold on oh

oh shit yeah nah hold on okay we back we back we back that's China right there that's Japan excuse me I've been to Japan a couple times

435 athletes well you know they good at a lot of stuff but hey when it comes to hey I need what you call them I need producers in my ear telling me

the correct pronunciation of these countries and these people's names and I need to have like Tariqo did for like Jordan in my ear telling me the correct pronunciation of these countries and these people's names, Ocho. Yeah. And I need to have repairs like Tariqo did for like Jordan. Yeah, I know what Jordan is. How do you pronounce that with a K? Kazakhstan?

How do you say it? Kazakhstan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kenya. They go Kenya, okay. Alexander Vinokurov. He won the okay uh Alexander Vinokurov he won the uh he won

the uh Tour de France he's from Kazakhstan Peyton Manning got the playbook yeah

he got the name he got the correct name phonetic oh this Kenya right here. Oh, Joe. Yeah.

My TV is a little ahead. Oh, yeah. A little bit. But I love to Rico, man. To Rico, make everything anything sound interesting. Mm hmm. Yes.

Yeah. That's what I see. That's what I need that's what I need Peyton there's another one I ain't heard of before Karabati Kiribati hold on I ain't never heard of that place right there that's gotta be a new

hold on what just Kiribati I don't know who that is. I ain't never heard of that place right there. That's got to be a noob. Hold on. What just... Kirovati. Yeah. Kosovo. Well, I know what Kosovo is. Where is that? They were fighting. That's... Hold on. Let me see. Let me get over here in Europe. Let me get to Europe.

Kosovo. Chat, Europe. Kosovo. Chad, where's Kosovo? Hold on. Oh, okay. Here, I'm out here in the Ukraine. Okay, Turkey. Indonesia, Georgia, Armenia, Syria. Kosovo.

Kosovo over here Uzbekistan oh here's that place that just came by oh y'all say heard of it with the red Kuwait that's the one that just came by with the red K-Y-R-G-Y-Z-T-A-N

K-Y-R-G-Y-Z-T-A-N. Czechoslovakia. Turkmenistan. Uzbekistan. Georgia. I mean, where is Kosovo? Romania. Slovakia. Lesotho.

That's a new one for me as well. Lesotho. That's a new one for me as well. Lesotho. That... Laotian. Is that Laos? Not like African. Latvia.

Latvia. Latvia? Yeah, Latvia. They have 29 athletes. ... Yeah, Latvia. They have 29 athletes. This is nice. I'm assuming those ramps are wet, so the guys on the bikes really can't do what they're supposed to be doing. So nobody gets hurt. Liberia. Oh, man. I like what they're wearing.

Let's see the Liberia. Because that was the thing, Ocho. You wanted to see the outfit. Yeah, I like that. I like that. That's nice they got four countries on that boat

Liberia Liberian girl but I my world Velma Davies and Emmanuel Matadi. Libya. Libya.

Somebody said Latvia has good food. West Africa. Man, Africa's so big man oh my goodness I can't pronounce this I can't even get that one out see if you can pronounce the next one coming up it starts with L get the light get Lichtenstein

is that what you're talking about that's the word Lichtenstein yeah right before Lithuania that's Lichtenstein nah it is that's Lichtenstein Lithuania that's where Sharuna's Marshalonis is think that's right. Lithuania.

That's where Sharuna's Marshalonis is from. That's where what's the guy from the Kings? Sabonis. That's where he's from. His dad, Arbita Sabonis. Mm-hmm. Luxembourg. I know where that is.

Yeah. Libya. Libya. Here know what that is. Yeah. Libya. Libya. Here's Libya right here. Somebody say, where is Libya? Right there. Mm-hmm. Yes. Whoever just asked in the chat, Jamaica

did go past already. Yes, Jamaica has gone past. I think they were on the same boat with China. North of Macedonia. If I'm not mistaken. Madagascar, there we go. Yeah. Madagascar.

And the fact that they had breakdancing. As an Olympic sport. As an Olympic sport. And they decide to have it when I'm old. It's not fair. You say you can play football. You should be able to spin, handstand. You crump it.

Yeah, there's more to it than just that. I know. Just like more to playing football than just running. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you won't even get broke up breaking

Madagascar you want to do it do it do it do it I forgot with that animal I think that animal was a lemur what you saw Madagascar that's a funny movie, man. Oh, you're talking about when...

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