Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Bear Insurance fraud, Top Fast Food restaurants, Cheese burglar caught

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to a viral story of insurance fraud involving a fake bear in California. Later, Unc and Ocho rate their top fast food restaurants for a date, a cheese burglar in the UK is finally caught after stealing tens of thousands of pounds of cheese and much more!04:00 - CA Insurance fraud with bear costume09:00 - Teacher fired for feeding students dog treats22:25 - Meeting on dating apps28:33 - Top Fast Food restaurants for first dates41:15 - UK cheese heist man arrested44:43 - Q and Ayyyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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caused interior damage while it was parked at Lake Arrowhead, a region in San Bernardino Mountains. It's known for its large black bear population. The suspects provided video footage of the alleged incident. The video shows a furry figure in the the back side door, climbing around in the back seat, crawling out, leaving scratch marks on the leather seats and the door. Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume, officials said.

Detective found two more claims involving same suspects from the same date location, but involving different cars, a 2015 Mercedes G63 AMG and 2022 Mercedes E350. The department had a biologist 2015 Mercedes G 63 AMG and 2022 Mercedes E 350. The department had a biologist from the California department of fish and wildlife review the alleged bear incident video they opined is clearly a human in a bear suit. The Texas executed search warrant and found the bear costume complete with a furrowed snotted head,

balls, metal tubes for the shape of claws, and the suspect's bone. Ocho, is that what we're resorting to now, Ocho? Hey, I'm trying to figure out what bear costume can you get that looks real enough to be able to even pull this off. But Ocho, help me understand. Ocho, do you see the cars they're messing up? A Rolls Royce.

But that's the only way to get the money, huh? That's the only way to get the money they talking about. You know, you ain't finna get no money if it's a goddamn Toyota. But if you got those kind of cars, you obviously got money, right? Yeah, to be able to do that. Yeah. But you know, frauds, frauds don't think about that. They don't. Frauds don't think about that. They, they, they just know in order to get the type of money in the, in, for the claims that we're doing, a bear, a bear. Come on, huh? What you doing with that type of car anyway? And driving it out there in that area?

That don't even make no sense. I bet you got a Land Rover or you got a what? They got what? A Tundra or something like that? A pickup truck? Any type of truck. You know, any type of truck. Yeah, as you be all terrain, you ain't got no nice ass cars like that.

I don't know. I guess, I guess. A bear and a Rolls Royce. He in a Skrat. He done got in the backseat and grasped up the seats. Like that don't even make no sense. That don't even make no sense. Okay, you got food in there?

Because normally bears go in places where they can smell food. They got a keen sense of smell. That's why they tell you, don't leave food in your car. Don't leave food if you got your car. Don't leave food if you got a cabin. Don't leave food because they coming to get it. Oh, yeah, they coming. Hey, that's funny. The audacity though. The audacity to be in a costume

pretending to be a bear and having video footage of it like wouldn't nobody be able to tell that you're really not a bear and having video footage of it, like wouldn't nobody be able to tell that you're really not a bear. You're a human in a costume. I haven't seen a bear costume real enough to fool the naked eye. I've never seen a bear costume real enough that a human can put on and wear that big as big as a black bear, right? Yeah. Okay, they actually not that big.

They not that big. They not that big. They not that big but even still you ain't fool nobody. Come on now. Boy people look here man people been trying people been hustling from the beginning of time. Oh yeah. Oh yeah they gonna find a way. That's what they got. They gonna find a loophole. But they see it stuff like that. You a hustler? But the problem is, Ocho, a lot of times that they mess it up for people that really have claims and then the insurance company like push back at them. But jack legs like this. But see, they couldn't stop.

You already got past it one time, but here you can say, you know what? Got past one, what's to stop us from doing it again? I'm glad you caught the ass. And punish him to the maximum extent of the law. So whatever the law allows you to do, if it's jail time and fines, both, BOA or both, whatever it is, slap it to the ass. Ochoa, a Mississippi teacher was fired

after allegedly feeding students dog treats mistaken for beef jerky. At least eight children in Calhoun City High School consumed treats. The district alerted the affected children's parents of the situation. At least one child was taken to the doctor with a stomach ache.

The incident reported transpired during what was intended as a birthday celebration for a few students. The local outlet continued. And how did the teacher did it on purpose or did he mistakenly? I'm, I'm, I'm curious now. I mean, some of the dog food do be looking like some some of the dog food be looking like real food for real. Yeah, like me. I know. I eat beef jerky. I already know. I eat beef jerky, slim jams, pork rinds, pork skins. I do all that. But I'm curious, how do you confuse the dog treats for the beef jerky?

You know, unless it's something that you don't frequently eat. If it's something that you don't frequently eat, I can see where you make that mistake. They had to be, they had to be like small kids. I'm thinking they're small kids, right? Yeah, gotta be. They ain't no no better. Yeah. And you know, you think the teacher deserve to be fired

if it was an accident? Oh, that's tough. That's tough. You know, that's a fireball offense. That's a fireball offense because the parents are going to be highly upset and they're gonna ask for your job. Yeah.

They're gonna ask for your job. You have to know better, especially in that situation. As a teacher, you have to know what you're feeding your kids. You got to because you're responsible. I didn't know what I'm feeding my dog. I eat my dog food. I try.

You what? I eat my, I try my dog food for real yeah damn you know what I mean well some of the things you eat based on what you've done that ain't even that ain't even too far-fetched you've really planned yeah no I tried I always tried everything okay okay yeah I mean that's listen you eat raccoon and so I mean I mean you eat worse Ocho name one. I even worse outside of McDonald's She's that I ain't talking about pig cheeks. I'm talking about booty cheeks. Can I tell you something? Yeah, there's a some How many

It depends now if she's not if she don't take a shower, it's a little tart. But you can get, you can get by that. You can get by that, you know, just swirl, swirling your tongue around about, about one minute, you know? But if you take a shower, then it's like, uh, it's a little fruity, especially depending on what kind of- Fruity? Yeah.

Depending on what kind of dove soap she use. Ay, I'm telling you, ay, in 2025, you gotta start eating ass. We, and you start eating ass. You need to evolve. You need to, it's like technology. You know? You use- But that's what I don't get. That's what I don't get.

Y'all talking about old dog at the table. And women, y'all notorious. Yeah. Got that much tongue in the man booty. And y'all talking about my dog at the table. Guys, y'all talking crazy. I actually know about the problem. Y'all looking toes, elbows, booty. Yeah, yeah.

All that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait. Hold on. Hold on. There's one more area. There's one more area you got to look at. Get you some ice, right? Get you some crushed ice. Get the ice, crush it up, and you lick the back of a kneecap. Huh? See, that's a sensitive area. That area is really never ever touched. Now this is you do now you hit me touch by me start from the top huh from the hoo-ha you start okay all right new episode of Lincoln lawyers on all right man it's a good episode I ain't seen this one before. I don't know what you talking about, Ocho.

Listen, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying. We gotta get some years in, Ocho. No, you talking about you want the young girls. Man, man, listen, you better evolve. You better, you better evolve, man. I'm telling you. What if I give them a couple of dollars? Nah, you give him a couple.

No, man. I'm telling you. You want to stay around for a long time or a good time? Which one? You want it for a long time or a good time? Because you can give a couple of dollars. Ocho, but you can't, I'm the, Ocho. Ocho.

Yeah. I'm the muscle, everybody. Hey, listen, off, wait, listen. Off, listen, you got the muscle everybody. Hey listen off. Wait, listen off Listen, uh, you got why? You got one time you got one time to make a lasting impression To get that individual to keep on wanting to come back when you go test drive a car You have one time to drive that car and be like, you know what ain't no way in hell I'm leaving this car

on this motherfucking lot. It's the same thing when you meet somebody new. Boy, you better show the motherfucking fuck out. And sometimes you got to go the extra mile and do what everybody else is not doing. And be like, you know what? I don't care nothing about the rest of my roster, but this one here, oh, I ain't letting him go.

Yeah. Yeah, those are the times we in now. And you trying to do what you did back in the 80s in 2024 ain't gonna keep them youngins you trying to... I'm telling you, telling you, listen, I got a whole menu. You hear me? Stay with me. I got a whole menu.

You know what? Let me stop real quick because before I put myself back in the dog house. Don't worry about it. Yeah, that's right. You were doing good. I mean, you know what? Let me stop real quick, because before I put myself back in the dog house, don't worry about it. Yeah, that's right. You were doing good. I mean, yesterday, I was like, man, I'm Ocho back, Ocho back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I drove back like, welcome back, Carter, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. I'm going to keep it clean. I'm going to leave that alone. Aw, man, Ocho. See, dang, you done broke my heart. I gotta do all that, don't you?

Yeah, yeah. Why they just can't like me for me? Yeah, yeah, them like it for me. That's back in junior high. They ain't know no better. Back in junior high elementary. What if I was the age? What if I was like 35, I still have to do that too?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the younger you are, especially when you have, I mean, you don't bring nothing to the table, nothing of value, then there are other things that have to make them actually want you. That's where the extracurricular comes in. You feel me?

Well, hey, you can't pay my bills. Well, you can't do this. You can't take me nowhere. You can't take me shopping. You can't give me no jewelry. You can't give me no watch. But there has to be something about you that's special that no one else does and most of the time that's where it coming at. And you always wonder why the dudes

that really ain't got no money or don't really have much going on always got all the motherfucking you know who? Yeah. There you go. That's it. There you go. They willing to do all the things nobody else will. I'm just saying. Okay, you got me thinking. Yeah. Think about it, think about it. And you know, after the new year,

that could be a new year's resolution. Well. Yeah. Then YouTube checks gonna start coming in in 2025, so. Let me stop playing man. Let me stop playing if I get that text message man. Huh? Let me stop playing. Let me, God forgive me.

God forgive me. I don't mean no harm. I don't mean no harm. I done caused myself enough stress, enough trouble for myself and my family and others. I don't want no problems. I just wanna live and I wanna work my 2,000 jobs and just be happy and smile.

Oh, you done broke my heart, man. I gotta do all that. And I gotta do all that and I gotta take him shopping and I gotta take him on vacation. Well, honestly, you ain't got to do none of the latter. Now, if you do the first part and you're excellent at that, then sometimes they don't even care about the other part, because they can get the other part from somewhere else.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this ain't a group project. What the hell you talking about, man? Out dog, we working on this project, get her hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,", Kirby, you know? Yep, yep, yep, yep. But you just want her to yourself? Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Young one? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Shh, shh, shh. Yeah. That ain't happening. Oh, hell no. Oh. Hell no.

Absolutely not. Listen, especially what you would like and your taste, you know, you have great taste when it comes to that species. You know, old Shane loves stuff with that. He loves stuff with that. I'm talking about one of them old clowns in pride. She can't ride, you know, got them diamonds, Shane can't. When she walk.

Yeah. Yeah. She turn her head when she walk in the building. Yeah. They have what turned, she turned her head when she walked in the building. Yeah. They, they had, they had, I ain't talking about the men. When she walked by the women look, damn the men, I already know the men gonna look. What a men. Yeah. But look, you got to understand them young folk you like, you know, even of age, you have a roster. Now on that roster, you can be on that roster, but you can be the favorite one,

but you won't be the only one. Okay. You have to understand the time that we are in. You got to understand that. Now that, that, that, that comes with, with, with, with knowing the culture in the era we're in now. Now you might be a little outdated and don't understand, but I'm trying to get you from getting your heart broke. Okay.

Stay with me. I'm, I'm a guide you though. I'm a guide you. Damn. Stay with me. I'm a guide you though. I'm a guide you Damn Yeah, how much oh, see Yes, yeah, yeah, feel joke I'm trying to do right it ain't me I'm trying I'm trying to do right, huh I'm I'm trying to do right, but Huh? I'm Bobby fighting for my life Huh? I'm trying to do right, bro. I'm probably fighting for my life.

I'm trying to do right. Where the Bible at? I ain't even got the Bible. I put my hand on the Bible, you hear me? Boy, shit. Bro. Oh, Lordy. Oh, Will.

Yeah. Hey, I'm feeling good tonight. You can tell I took a nap, huh? You took more than a nap. I can't be doing all that if I'm a part of the team. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't do it though, Joe. What you can't do? though, Joe. Okay. What you can't do? All that what you saying.

Hey, stay with me. No, I'm, see, it ain't gonna work. Can you, you're not listening to me. And you got, you gotta get, you gotta get in unison. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.

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But I do it all that later for that All right. See you. All right now you gonna keep falling by the wayside cuz you want to be hard-hitting now. Alright Hey there, it's Michael Lewis author of going infinite moneyball the blindside and Liar's poker On every season of my podcast against the rules. I take a broad look at various characters in American life the referee the coach the expert My next season is all about fans and what the rise of sports betting is doing to them, to the teams, and even to my family. I'm heading to Las Vegas and New Jersey and beyond to understand America's newest form

of legalized gambling. Listen to Against the Rules on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And the social science has determined that those who match on dating apps can have romances that are just as strong as those who meet in person. Researchers surveyed people about their relationship experience to determine if couples may impact the quality of their relationship. In the end, they discovered no significant differences based on whether the relationship were initiated online or face to face. That's what I'm looking for.

That's what I'm talking about. I better get on. Hold on, Ocho, let me ask you a question. Yeah. Online, does Pornhub count? Now, see, see, you can't be told. You can't be told by no point hub man Like dating out What's that dollar

Hey tender, what's the other one? I don't know about him Twitter Instagram Instagram Instagrams Instagrams. Instagrams, okay. What a dating app, I don't know about no dating. Hinge, I heard about Hinge. Somebody say they met on Hinge. What is Hinge? Hinge is a dating app, right?

Ask me, boy don't get me. Don't get me. Put him up there, what's up with dating apps, Ash? Don't get me, I don't know about no dating. I've heard about something, Madison, that that thing was hacked and all those names Got released so hinge tender bumble

Hmm. Oh Kristen mingle I look for bill farmers You know, you know a Deaconess, you know I'm'm saying? The mother of the church. The first lady, you looking for the first lady? There it is. Oh, plenty of fish. What's that one ass that got, it's something Madison.

Was it Ashley Madison, was that one? Ashley Madison, where all the names got leaked or something. Ashley Madison, well, all the names got leaked or something. So, got hacked, yep, okay. All the client's info got leaked. Got exposed. Yeah. Uh-oh. So, Henge, Tinder, Bumble, FarmersOnly.com,

Plenty of Fish, Ashley Madison. So, what research has determined, whether you meet in person, church, gym, grocery store, nightclub, church, the relationship that happens online is potentially just as strong as those. It doesn't matter where you meet, you know, people overthink, people analyze,

it doesn't matter where you meet people. It's all about connection, it's all about your wifi. You know, it's all about the chemistry, you know, people overthink, people analyze, doesn't matter where you meet people. It's all about connection. It's all about your Wi-Fi. You know, it's all about the chemistry, you know. Most of the time, when you're honest with the individuals, when you first meet them and you don't allow them to meet your representative, and you're not scared to lose the opportunity by actually being yourself, that's a genuine connection, huh? It's genuine. A lot of women, they date guys, right? And the first thing they say, well, you not the same man I met.

Well, obviously you didn't really meet who he really was in the beginning because he's presenting himself and being a representative of who he thinks you want him to be. That's why things change, you know? It's unfortunate, it's just the way life is. Dudes have to put on a certain facade to get to their end goal, whatever that may be.

Because if you tell the truth and be exactly who you truly are, nine times out of ten, the woman ain't going to give you a chance anyway unless you have a certain stature and status that you just like. If she likes you enough, she'll lie to herself. My grandma always told me that. Mm-hmm. Boy, you ain't got to do too much. If she like you enough, she'll lie to herself. All those red fags, they look green.

Mm. That's just life. That's just life. And I'm not here to preach. Not tonight. But I know what I'm saying. And just make sure y'all pick it up when I put it down. I'll take your word for it, bro.

Yeah, I ain't going to lie to you. I ain't never been on an actual dating site now, right? Um I'm still kind of old-fashioned. I would prefer but you know, hey and the day and time you gotta evolve Got evolved, Ocho. Come on now. And you know Guess I gotta get back into the church, Ocho You know, guess I got to get back into the church, Jojo I mean See like everybody I see now Jordan you see it on IG you see it on Twitter God first

child of God So I like that guess that's why I met nobody God who the head of my life Man oh sure what? Oh Oh Joe Yeah, oh Shit then oh Can you see me? Hey, I can see y'all can barely see what spotlight so you the damn one I can't see you no lights on. Oh, I see teeth to change. I locked them. I knocked the plug out spotlights on. You the damn one I can't see you no lights on. Hold on, hold on. I see teeth and chains.

I locked the, I knocked the plug out, hold on. Oh, shit. Hell, I thought you was escaped from the body plantation. All right. Damn. I don't see nothing but chains and teeth. Okay, yeah, now I see, yeah. There we go.

I thought I heard a baby crying. Shit, I thought you was trying to make a run for it. I thought Mr. Tom was looking for you. You done cut the lights off and made a break for it. Ah! Oh, no. Pop fast food restaurants were men take women on the first date. Datingnews.com surveyed 3,000 American singles getting them to dish on their favorite budget-friendly dating spot.

The number one answer was Chick-fil-A, with 16% of the daters choosing the chicken joint as their go-to fast food date spot. Second place option on the first date, simple ice cream treat, Dairy Queen. Third place came in a tie between Sonic Drive-In and Pizza Hut. I rock with Pizza Hut, cause I love some Pizza Hut. I ain't gonna lie, my sister and we used to go, I think it was Tuesday night, they have buffet style,

all you can eat pizza was like $5. So my sister would take my brother and I there. Oh, Joe, what you think about that? Chick-fil-A is the number one spot for budgetary friendly dating spots. Chick-fil-A was 16%, second place option was Dairy Queen ice cream, I love Dairy Queen, that's all we had now in my hometown. And third was a tie between Sonic and Pizza Hut.

I've never been to Sonic, but hey, Ron Smirfootz, he loves Sonic. He loves, they got like, they got like Slurpees or something. Don't they got something like a Slurpee like ice? Okay, yeah, okay, okay. You know what, I like it, I like it. Chick-fil-A is to me, I consider a new trend. Everyone loves it.

If you, no matter where you live, if you go to Chick-fil-A, no matter where you go. Slush is not slurpy. Hey, Ash, get off my computer, stop writing. Hey, the line is always around the corner at Chick-fil-A. Always, always around the corner. So I understand that people like... They got great service though, man. They get you up out of there, don't they?

Yeah, really good service. They have them lines, they have them people outside with the walkin' tongue alone. How about help you? Put your card in here. Yeah, Ocho. Boy, hey, when I get rise hot. Listen, when it comes to customer service, they are elite. I've never been to Chick-fil-A, but I've heard the stories. My kids go to Chick-fil-A. They told me, I see the commercials, I see the funny videos on Instagrams and TikTok sometimes. So I understand why they're probably number one.

For me, you know how my routine has always been. On first dates, you know, throughout my tenure and my years of my hand at dating, I always go to McDonald's. I always go to McDonald's. And I normally order number seven. For those of you that eat McDonald's in the chat, the number seven is... Who the hell that is? Two cheeseburger meal. And I just get that. I don't even order her nothing else. Because we already got two cheeseburgers. So we both split a cheeseburger meal. And I just get that. I don't even order her nothing else

because we already got two cheeseburgers. So we both split a cheeseburger. We got the fries and I get two straws. We could drink from, we could drink. Ah, nah, I ain't drinking behind no bottle no first date. Boy, you lost all your mind. We ain't drinkin' from the same cup. That's romantic.

That's romantic. Boy, this ain't no Lady and the Tramp. That's what I was finna say, like Lady and the Tramp, the spaghetti, you know? You both cooked your... No, no. Biggie and Biggo, no. See, Unc, you not living, man.

You not living. You gotta do exciting, that's exciting. And then listen, when you take him, right, you go to McDonald's, right? Boom. Then you take him to the Executive Palace. Now, only the people in the chat, only, yeah then listen, when you take them right, you go to McDonald's, right? Boom. Then you take them to the executive palace. Not only the only people in the chat only. Yeah. Listen, you got, you got, when you find you a new one, when you go to Miami, take it to the executive palace rooms. They number $30.

Man, I wish I would lay on $30. Hey, look, they got Jacuzzis on, they got Jacuzzis, they got the strobe light in there. They got a strobe light. And you probably have condoms floating on the water. Oh no. No, no, no, no. They clean very well now. They clean very well. No, that's what I do on my first dates. Because listen, I can already do the five-star restaurants. I can already do the nice five-star hotels.

We know I can do that. I got money. I'm rich. But I want to know, can you enjoy yourself at? The lesser things in life the thing that I think the places I used to go, you know, I know I'm gonna do the Looking around like this. You're like, they're what's about to come off under this Bay. Ooh What? Nah, they can't if they listen on if they can't appreciate if they can't about me. I'm talking about them Oh, okay. Okay., okay, okay, my bad. Okay, my bad. But I really think, I really think, you know,

not only in saving money, but the two, the two straws, you know, the splitting the cheeseburgers, that's romantic, man. Women never forget that. I want a damn cheeseburger on my first date. All right, man. Oh, okay, at least try, at least try the Executive Palace in Miami. But I do like the Chick-fil-A.

Chick-fil-A, look it up. They come in there, I wanna go to the one store in Atlanta. It's like, Mr. Sharp, what would you like? I like, I'd like to get the number one with no pickle. Large waffle fry and lemonade. Like any sauces, ketchup? Nope. Mr. Sharp, this one's on me. It's sharp. This was over me.

Ain't it not? Yeah. I like that. I like that. Simple. I like that. A lot of other places that be, you know, half of your back ketchup. Bro, I got 40 nuggets. You give me two sauces. So what I'm supposed to do? What's the other sauce? Spit?

I mean, I don't know. I'm like, what y'all holding up to the sauce for? Can I get an extra napkin? They give you one napkin, Ocho. Yeah. Ha ha. There you go. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it.

But y'all see, Chick-fil-A, Dairy Queen, I wish to love Dairy Queen, cause that was all we had in our hometown. It'sny driving a Pizza Hut. You know what, Ocho? I might do that. And you know what I'm getting? I'm going to get in my pickup truck with that Benz C, let my girl sit upon me, so I can be driving with my arm like this.

Right. But listen to me. If you got that pickup truck, this would be perfect though. Check it out. Yeah. In Miami. You got to try to-

Man, ain't nobody driving no damn pickup truck in Miami, Ocho. You can rent one. Oh Lord, how many? check it out. In Miami. You gotta try to- Man ain't nobody driving no damn pickup truck in Miami, Ocho. You can rent one. Oh Lord. You gotta take a date, listen to me. You gotta take it to the executive palace, get the room. You could pull in the room, it got a garage.

It got a garage. Boom, you pull in, you get the key, you get the key, pull in the garage, boom, let the garage down, you walk upstairs, the lights the key, you get the key, pull in the garage, boom, let the garage down. You walk upstairs, the lights, everything, the room gonna be set. The Jacuzzi gonna be warm already. The strobe light gonna be gone. She could put on a show for you

because they got a strip-up hole in there. You hear me? Put a strip-up hole in there. Y'all go to Chick-fil-A, get your little food, hit the room, bomb. After y'all do what y'all do, you know, you shade the covers, then you can hit the Hard Rock Casino. Y'all go gamble a little bit.

I don't like to have nothing in my stomach because you know them sparks work better when you got to get up your stomach because that blood go whop whop whop whop. You know what I'm saying? Hey, speaking of them sparks, I don't mean to be rude, I know we got company watching. But I need a couple of things.

I got you, say no more. Because you know what I'm saying? I don't like to eat, I don't like to eat. I don't like to drink. Cause I don't like to, see, you drink too much. I ain't gonna mess with no good dick pissing. This ain't gonna be, I'm gonna get you, you get all this.

You ain't feeling fast, get a little good wood up. Oh no. You get all this, all of it. So I just ate, empty stomach, blood. I ain't had nothing to my sister for like five, about four, five hours. All that blood lying there. Okay, okay, okay.

And then, okay, we doing all the tricks. Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. I need, I need, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need that. I need that. Hey, Ocho, you're the guy who why? I got that thing the whole while dissolving. Mm-mm. Yeah, I know, I'll be talking. Hey, she don't have no idea. None.

Hey, I like that. Yeah. Hey, old joke. Hey, hey, that's about, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I said I'm saying Amazon because I know Amazon next day.

A sizable 66% of the women are even okay if a man asks them for a first date at a casual spot. When it comes to splitting the bill, the majority, 56%, are all right with putting two cards down. Okay! I like that too. Now we talking. Now we talking. Now we talking. Now we talking.

Now we talking. Women that can hold their own weight have no problem helping and sharing instead of just being a liability and put everything on the man. I like that. That's the only time I want you to hold your own weight, lady, other than I got you. Other than that, you only got to hold nothing. I got you. No, like I said, I've never split a bill, Ocho.

I haven't. I've never asked for a woman to pay on the first date. I mean, I think maybe in all my life, I think a woman, I mean, for a birthday, they, you know, something like that. Father's Day. But for the most part, I like to put the bill. Yeah, yeah. Hey, listen, I have no problem paying the bill either. I know I'm notoriously cheap, it's what I'm known for, but what I do like to do for those

that can hold their own weight, I love to play Uno on my dates. I know, I know, people, yeah, I love to- What the hell? I love to play uno on my dates. Oh, I know I know it's people. Yeah, I love it I love to play uno when the bill comes. I always have a deck of uno cards I just just to spice up the day a little bit just to have a little fun at the end of the day play uno best game of three Best game game of three. What you play? The dinner table. Yeah in the restaurant. Yeah, you man. What's the lady? What's the one? What's the reason mood mood and plates play play a game uno? At the dinner table? Yeah, in the restaurant. Yeah, man, once the lady, once the, once the person move them plates, play a game of uno.

Best game of three, you know, whoever win. So whoever win, play the bill. You gotta think, the places I go, the bill ain't that much anyway. Shit, when I eat, it ain't over $50, you know? Ain't no thing. But it just spiced it up a little bit. You know, for those in the chat, you might wanna take this idea if you got if you got your partner next time y'all go somewhere

Take a dink of Uno cards with you man when the bill come just play Uno Best game of three man, you know, it's just just a little exciting just a little little tidbit Just something I've been doing the past, you know 20 something years To get out of the pen Yeah years to get out of pain. Yeah I don't know what you don't know about the UNO. I mean I like playing UNO. I like playing board games. I like playing Monopoly. Yeah that's too much. That's too much. We talk about you on a date. You ain't got enough room for all that. No I'm just saying the games I like to play. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

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to podcasts. Ultra, check this out. A man was arrested in the UK cheese heist where he stole $390,000 worth of cheddar. Authorities in London have arrested a 63 year old man in connection with the cheese heist of 2024 in which tens of thousands of pounds of high value cheddar was stolen from a major distributor. You know, cheese, I mean, some of you know, you got, I mean, look, not just America, the Swiss and Limburger and, and, and, and, and, and what Munster and Brie and Jack and Gouda, they got some high value ass cheese, man.

I'm like, hold on. Is it, is it, is it that kind of value like that though? Yes. It looks like he was, he was stolen a lot of it. Yeah. I mean, I, I see. I mean, I guess there's some, uh, I was reading up, maybe I think it was like a thousand miles a pound.

What? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Hold on. If my, if my math serves me correct. But a pound of cheese was a lot though, Ocho. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Of course. Of course. I mean, think about a pound of how much a pound weighs. It gotta be a lot, but what kind of grated cheese is this? Cause I'm thinking about the kind of cheese was a lot though, Ocho. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. I mean, think about a pound, how much a pound weighs, it gotta be a lot, but what kind of grated cheese is this?

Cause I'm thinking about the kind of cheese we used to get back in the day. No, no, no. They came in blocks. And then- No, no, no, no, no. That's the hard ass cheese that you almost break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that cheese, that cheese had been,

it was different. So it is- Yeah, the cheese came in a block like this here. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, so I'm trying to understand what kind of cheese they dealing with. Well, he w w w has that kind of sentimental value, you know, where you can go to jail behind it based on the cheese. I was getting back at my show.

He stole tens of thousands of pounds of it. You know, if you steal 10,000 pounds of anything, it can be low value, but you get enough of it, it'll be of value. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You know, somebody say pennies. Okay. If you steal hundreds of thousands of pounds of tens of thousands of pounds of pennies, right, they're going to probably take it. Uh, Oh Joe. Yeah. You don't achieve the, it comes in wheels.

Like they roll the cheese down the hill, and the guys start chasing it, and the gals start chasing the wheels. So the Thief made off with 950 wheels, or roughly 40, basically 24 tons. 24 tons. 24 tons. Of cheese. 48,500 pounds. Uh. Yeah, I think. Of half-oiled, west comb, and pitchfork cheddar.

I think I said that right. Half-oiled, west comb, and pitchfork cheddar. The wheels came from three different artisans, suppliers across England and Wales. Between them, these cheeses have won numerous awards and are amongst the most sought after artisan cheeses in the UK. Mm, okay.

Understandable. Understandable, that's new to me. That's new to me. But stealing that much cheese, what is he doing with it, huh? Salad it. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, so he a hustler, okay.

Okay. That's new, that's different. He locked up now. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe is time for our last segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Yeah, it is Q and A. What a night was good. That was a good one.

God damn that was a good one. All right, Lainey Ray is back. Clubs must be closed. Bars must be closed because Lainey hadn't been in the chat in a while. We miss you Laney. Ocho, all men, please don't lick our kneecaps, our knee pits, sincerely all women.

Nah, Miss Laney Ray is... Chat, y'all like y'all knee pits licked? They wouldn't know because ain't nobody doing that. They not dealing with them type of experimental, adventurous type men, so they wouldn't know. David Bell said, y'all gotta stop having these relationship topics. We need Ocho back, we don't need Ocho back in the dog house.

He has to make it to February. We got it, we got it. This is for entertainment purposes only. Ocho, uh, rail knows Ocho don't mean no harm. We got to make it. We got to make it to New Orleans. We got new, we got new, hey, we're getting up for this because unlike some of the other tours,

we have an idea of what it takes to do a tour now. And so now, Ocho and I, we've gone through the cadence and the beats of a tour, so we gonna be even better than what we were in the previous stock. We'll be even better, and the tours will get even better and they'll get even bigger. So, Devin, we appreciate the good looking out, but we got this. Yeah.

Must love Cassette, Shannon. Don't let Oio lie to you. Some young ones are loyal, especially if you eating everything from the rooter to the tutor and taking care of us. Let me find out you looking for a little 30 something. See what I'm talking about? Did you hear that?

Yeah, I mean. Listen, but listen, you listen to the key words. Us youngins are loyal Especially if you taking care of everything and you eat us eating us from the root of to the tutor So that's from head to toe. That's what we do to the to me We're gonna put a me from head to toe. That's front to back. That means detail like at the car wash Okay, that's from top to bottom we took by East. Okay. Yes. Yeah, you know what the South? Yeah, you got to touch everything. Every corner. Make a

hit. Hit every wall in the house. Yeah. Oh. Put on the ceiling fan. Put it on low. Put it on low. Let her spin around. And let her fall. If she go around you got to talk out. You just every time she come around. Yeah. Just listen. Listen. I would see the visual to give you reference but I'm not gonna do that. Okay. I think I got it, Ochoa. I think I got it, I think I got it. Listen to me now. I'm gonna get you where you wanna go.

Yeah, okay, I appreciate that, appreciate that, yeah. Okay. Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy said, Uncle Ochoa, today is my birthday. I'm so blessed to see another year. Thankful for life, health, and the chance to celebrate with y'all and my fellow Mod Squad crew much love doc if today you mean today as in because yesterday November 30th was my son's birthday

And so I had to call I called him and uh, he was low-key like bro. You ain't out celebrate Hmm, I guess I guess as you got got know that he's some of his old man done rubbed off on you. Rubbed off on you. So Doc, is it December 1st? Excuse me, is it December 1st or your birthday, November 30th? So that'd be interesting.

Shoot Ash, I know you have Ash information. So let us know. But happy birthday, Doc. Like I said, Doc has been here from the very, very beginning, and we appreciate your support. When we were in Vegas, she showed up. She showed up in Atlanta, Ocho. Would I be surprised to see Doc in New Orleans?

Absolutely, Doc. Doc, we'd love to have you. If you got time in your schedule, come down there and show your love and support. We greatly appreciate you, Doc. If people like Doc that's been so loyal, that's been so great to us, the Nightcap family, and we greatly appreciate all of you guys. November the 30th, doc, that's my son's,

Kiari's birthday also. So you guys, hey, see I knew it was a reason I liked you doc, I knew it, I knew it. So, and I also wanna say my son, I know he in the bed now. He was saying what I called him. I was flying all So, and I also want to say to my son, I know he in the bed now. He was saying what I called him. I was flying all day, so I want to get a chance to say this. So happy birthday, Key Bro, I love you.

I appreciate you. Thanks for making your dad a grandfather. And I guess I'm not supposed to share this. Am I supposed to share this? I will let you share it, but I think I'm gonna be a grandfather again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But congratulations, son, I love you. Tate said, what's up, Unc, in 85, just wanna take time and laugh at all. O-H-I-N-O, state fame. You know what I'm saying? O-H-I-O, supposed to be Ohio,

but they say, oh no. Anyway, all that spending for nothing. The worst thing y'all regret spending money and that ain't work, right? That is, that's the worst thing to do, to spend money on something that doesn't work. You absolutely right. Like I spent all this money for nothing.

Yeah. Or, oh Joe, you ever bought something, spent a whole lot of money for it, like, every day? I mean got stuff home like what hell I buy this. Yeah. Yeah, because it's called we sometimes We're prisoners of the moment. Absolutely See that are that are visually appealing to us Okay, I'm gonna let them let them let that marinate right there. I ain't gonna go into it. Oh, okay.

I know what you're talking about. Okay. You're right. You're right. Hey, I can never say you're wrong when you're right. Yeah. King Khalil 21 said, it's my birthday. Thank you, Nightcap, for being 101.

King, thank you very much, man. Thanks for, hey, we appreciate your support. Happy birthday, many, many more to come. Enjoy, thank you guys for staying up with us because a lot of times we happen to be on the East Coast right now and it's 1 17 in the morning. But a lot of times there've been times, Ocho, that we didn't come on to damn near 1 17

or 1 30 in the morning. And we've had people in the chat that's been supportive. And so that's the thing that makes us feel so good that lets us know that we're doing a very good job for you guys is that the support that you constantly give us, the love, the attention, the eyes, the ears. And so we can't thank you enough for the support

that you've given us this last 16, 17 months. So 18 months, maybe now September, September, October, November, yeah, 16 months. So thank you very much. We appreciate that support. We couldn't be what we've become without you guys. Hopefully continued support that you'll give us and we'll keep trying to reinvent ourselves and keep trying to get better and better. Um, as we brought you, uh, coach prime was gracious enough to let us, uh,

let the guys that are coming to see you, uh, make that announcement on our platform. Um, I think next week we're going to have somebody, I'm going to put a call into him and try to get him on, um, next week. It's gonna be a surprise. I know he wanted to do it, but I think I can get him now, for sure.

So I'm gonna let that be a surprise. I ain't gonna tell you, Ocho, but I'll tell you as the week progresses so you don't be blindsided by it, but I think it'll be a pleasant surprise. That concludes this edition of nightcap Thank you guys so much for for sticking around as you watch Texas advanced to the SEC championship to take on the Georgia Bulldogs with a

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So please make sure you grab yours while supplies last. Again, number three, Texas, defeated number 24, Texas A&M, 17 to seven. They advanced to the SEC Championship game to face the Georgia Bulldogs. Michigan, unranked Michigan, upsets number two Ohio State 13 to 10. Michigan was a 19 and a half point dog. They go in on the road and beat Ohio State again. And the skirmish afterwards security had to use pepper spray to get the teams to disperse.

That wasn't a good look. I'm sure the big 10 is going to have something to say about that. I'm not going to be surprised if both teams get fined and reprimanded Ocho. We had another skirmish. MC State beat UNC on the road, wanted to plant their flag. That didn't happen. Another skirmish broke out.

Florida beat Florida State on the road. They tried to plant their flag. Another skirmish broke out. So I think we're gonna, the NCA is gonna try to put a kibosh to this. It's not a good look. I understand when emotions of high logic is low, you're talking about 18, 19, 20 year old kids

that's having a good time, but the NCAA is going to want to put a stop on this. Syracuse upset number six, Miami 42 to 38. Miami jumped out to a 21 point lead, but the Syracuse Orange fought their way back and they went 42, 38. And with that defeat, Clemson goes to the ACC Championship to face SMU.

Miami would have gone, but they lost. Georgia needed eight overtimes yesterday, two days ago on Friday, 42-44-42 went over Georgia Tech as they had to, George, go to Atlanta to face Texas in the SEC Championship. That concludes this edition of Nightcap. I'm your favorite, Unc, Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite, Ocho Cinco.

Ocho, we'll see you tomorrow after the Sunday Night Game. Thank you guys for joining us again. We greatly appreciate your support and your loyalty. I'm Unc, he's O again. We greatly appreciate your support and your loyalty. I'm on Keith Ocho. We're out until tomorrow. See you manana. The volume. Hey there, it's Michael Lewis,

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