Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Can NBA players play in the NFL + Rudy Gobert misses game 2

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Gilbert Arenas discuss Rudy Gobert's decision to miss a playoff game for the birth of his child, Austin Rivers' comments about NBA players playing in the NFL & much much more!26:50 - Austin Rivers says 30 NBA players can play in NFL01:14:30 - Much More Nightcap!(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and deposit restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. You had an opportunity to pledge. Who? I said you had an opportunity. You should have did it at Oregon State. I was at Oregon State for four months. When I was going to pledge. That long enough?

Oh, so you want to go to FAMU? You want to pledge at FAMU? You want to pledge at FAMU? I'm enrolling at FAMU. I'm enrolling. I'm, I'm, I'm a pledge. I don't know what, what should I pledge? Just so you can pledge. Well, you only, I only think for you, you're going to be either Kappa.

You probably Kappa. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got to do my homework. I got to do my homework. Gil, what you, Gil, what you was going to say, Gil? I thought you was going to say, Gil? I thought you

was going to say something. Huh? Oh, I got to ask y'all a question because, you know, I'm being killed by all the women on the internet right now

or the DM. Because I said you shouldn't have missed the game. Right. Y'all keep talking. I got to ask you about when you said

If it was you You would You would have played? No Like how do you miss game two Right In the playoffs Cause I've never heard it before

I've never heard it before That was really different for me Right I don't think people understand that I played in the NBA 10 years, which means there's been a lot of babies that came through my timeframe. And I've never seen someone miss a game

after the baby was already here. Right? Now, I want to ask you, and, oh, have you ever had a teammate or heard a player in the game? I haven't. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the best I can remember doing my tenure playing 11, 12 years. I don't recall anyone ever missing a game. I have a lot of, I have a lot of kids.

I love all my kids. Those I have kids from, if I would have even tried to stay and miss a game, they would have ran me up out the hospital. Man, if you don't get your black ass out there and go play and we will watch you on TV and we'll see you when the game is over. It's a difference.

It all depends on who you're having kids from. That's what I'm saying. I've never, like, everyone that I've met, that's why it kind of, like, shocked me. So I was like, I asked her, right? Because she was saying something. And this is what she said.

A woman reporter, I said this. I said, I asked her, have you ever heard of a player that the baby already was delivered and a player actually missing the game? She said, they usually miss the game if the baby is coming or she's in labor, but not after the fact she said but not after the fact i've never heard that before yeah oh have you ever heard of a player had a player that you know ever missed a game not normally because i think now let me i could be wrong i think i think i had maybe one or two teammates that once the baby was born mom mom was okay, baby's okay,

they got to the game. Now, I could be wrong, but I think that was the case. And again, to each his own. I'm not mad at Rudy. Rudy chose to miss the game even after the baby was born. I ain't got no problem.

Ocho and I would say, I just said what I would do. And to each his own. I ain't missing no game oh sure and i would say i've just said what i would do and to each his own i ain't missing no game i ain't missing much okay that's fine right that's fine i said i said i'm gonna have a conversation with my partner significant other wife whatever the case may be i'm gonna say babe if you have this game if you have this baby the game is being played i said i, I'm going to be there. Yeah. Except for the Super Bowl. Now, I'm going to be there. Now, once you have this baby,

I'm out of here. And you good, and the baby good, what I'm doing? You think I'm going to be sitting in a rocket chair in the room? And my boys out there, no, I'm gone. That's me. This is what Shannon Sharp would have done.

Whatever anybody else would have done, that's on them. I really not talked about this earlier today because we saw it on Twitter. And everybody was talking about it. And obviously all the women, all the women were the same. Family first. It's all about family. You got a all the women were the same. Family first. It's all about family. You got a couple of guys also. Obviously.

Family first. I'm going to be there for my child. Yes. Blah, blah, blah. Real brought the topic up and say, I don't know what's wrong with them. Yeah, family first

and I know how this family is taken care of and I know how this family is going to eat. Man, if you don't get your ass to that goddamn game and me and the baby will see you after the fact,

we'll be fine. That's what I said. But that's what the women didn't understand. If I seem surprised, that means this is not normal. This is not a normal thing. This is not heard of.

Like you said, you might know two people. Once the baby happened, they went. That's what I know. I know once the baby happened, right, the baby came out. I done flew, you know, one of my children flew. I was on a plane 18 hours. I had to play this game, land here, go there, kiss the baby, then come back and play in the game.

You know, Kobe, right? He's in Phoenix. He had to come, you know, see his child be born, hop back on the plane and go back to Phoenix. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying we're used to doing both. I've never seen one person just saying, oh, you had a baby here.

See y'all tomorrow. Yeah. Our obligation is to do both. I'm not allowed to say, hey, how you doing? Yeah, the baby's here. The baby's fine. Okay, so, yeah, what time you get to the game? The game, the baby's here.

It happened at 4 a.m. The game's at 8. Yeah, I was planning on just sitting here. From the hospital. Man, if he don't get you. But Ocho, I saw a lot of guys that play professional sport. And I ain't missing that. I said, so are you at every recital?

Are you at every parent-teacher conference? Come on now. Are you at every football game? Come on now. Are you at every basketball game? Are you at every practice? So if family's first, family should always be first.

Y'all pick it and choose it because y'all see what the chat said and you want to be big. I think for them, I think it's the importance of the birth, the actual birth of the child. If family's first, family's always first.

But it's the birth. I think they think that I... You thought that I was saying pregnant and labor. Matter of fact, I got one. Come here, baby. Come here. I'm going to ask my daughter.

I'm going to ask my daughter. It's the one that go to PV. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I ain't going to do it, but you already know. If you were being born, right, and if you were being born and I had a football

game, would you rather me be there when you're born, or would you want me to play my football game and come after you're born? Be there when I'm born. What? Man, get up out of the way, man. She's talking about that. It's her fault.

Yeah, that's what we're talking about. You were trying to be after you're born, man? So, hold on. I mean, if you're being born, if you're already born, is it okay for me to leave

after you're born? I'm going to be there for you. I'm saying after you're born. Wouldn't you to be there for you. I'm saying after you're born. Wouldn't you want me to go play my football game, right? What, you want me to say that after you're born? Oh, she's selfish. She's selfish. Oh, hell no.

Hey. No, she's talking about I can't miss one game. Even your mom would be like, man, you got to get up out of here. Get up out of here and go play. Get your ass up out of here. Trust me. Kids. Yeah.

Yeah. No, but here's one of the things that, again, Ocho and I even clarified it. We said, once the baby is born, mom and baby is okay. I'm out. I'm out. That's all I'm saying. I'm out. He was out anyway because we seen him on TNT with his ward, right?

Defensive player of the year. He wasn't in the hospital. He was teasing. He was well rested. I don't know. But now that might be something different. And she's in labor. I might have to play that with you.

I might have to play the hang on the lot to you. I got to get, I got to get, I mean, here's the thing. I got to get better at timing. So if I do that thing, if I do it in January, I'm going to be, let's see, February, March, April, May, June, July, August,

September, October. I'm good. Or I hit the summer. I do the summer. July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March. Boom, boom. That's how your boy did it. That's what you're supposed to do.

I mean, that's what the step got all his kids, all of them born in July. So July. So it's one of those things. But we have our babies during the season because what ends up happening is we try to pop that thing at the beginning of the year. Right. New Year's. Yeah, they got us. New Year's. They got us. I'm trying to think. Or the end of the season in the summer.

So you caught us. So that's why we have our babies. We have our babies during the season. Oh, man, that's funny. Those two days get us. I can't believe. Yeah, ain't no sex going on. Ain't no sex going on in April.

I'm mad, man. I ain't having no sex in April. I can't believe. Because April, April going to mess us up, I ain't having no sex in April. I can't believe... Because April gonna mess us up, Ocho. We have sex in late March, April. That's the best right around the time of Super Bowl in February. That's why I'm...

Listen. I'm glad I'm done playing. I'm glad I got my tubes tied. I ain't got no issues no more. Them days over, boy. Them days... Hey, hold on. I'm still kind of hot how she really wasn't on my side just now. Like, she kind of like really, like, really played me in front of

everybody. Oh. I would get my daughter, I would get my daughter on. I really thought, I was confident too. I'm like, yeah, I know my baby got me. Me tell her, no, you got to miss the game. What? Oh, no.

Oh, no. My youngest son think I was there. Hey, I told him, yeah, I cut them billiards and everything, bro. Remember? All four of you. All five. I mean, yeah. I tell him I was there. All five. I mean, yeah. I tell them I'm there.

Yeah, but that's an individual choice. I'm not mad at anybody. Whatever decision you make, I'm going to support it. You choose to be there. If you miss the entirety of the game, we understand. And just like some people like, man, I look at lebron lebron even said it he's like savannah what she was doing what aisha curry what what these women do they understand that this is the most important thing this is how he's going to be able to be the player that he wants. But he needs to know, I got it.

Savannah gave her whatever career she wanted to choose. Now you see her, she's getting into the podcast business. Now, okay, Bronny's got the house. Bryce has got another two years. They got Zuri. So now she's starting to do her own thing. Aisha Curry, she did what, you know, she had, I think she had a reality show. She got the cooking show.

She got pots and pans. But for the most part, her number one priority are the kids to let Steph focus on what, go look at any great player. I guarantee you,

you look at the support system at home and this is the agreement that they've had, is that I'm going to give up my career to make sure your career flourish. And that's the

only way that Tom and Manning and all these great players, the LeBrons, the Jordans, you have to have that. I think it's just people that, like somebody was arguing, I was like, it's just people that like, I took like somebody was already, I was like, it's our lifestyle. Like you're trying to penalize me

for a thought. Like, I'm like, I've never seen it before. Jordan played 82 games. He had kids, right? Yes. 82. He missed one game, right? John Stockton. I don't know how many kids he has, but he played 82 games for nine, 10 seasons. He missed something.

They're baseball players. They're on the road 81 times. They play 81 games on the road. They play 162 games. As a baseball player, you're missing something. Yeah. Think about the Christmas game, that road team. They're missing Christmas.

I played on Christmas. I don't know if you've ever played on Christmas. I played? That road team. They missing Christmas. I played on Christmas. I don't know if you've ever played on Christmas. I played a Thanksgiving Day game. I've had Christmas games. I played Madden on Christmas. That's about it. Right? The road team? Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. I've only probably been to my 10 years, maybe two Christmases. I was on the road.

Right? We had Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is the Thursday. We got Thanksgiving on Tuesday. My 10 years, maybe two Christmases. I was on the road, right? We had Thanksgiving. Like, Thanksgiving's the Thursday. We got Thanksgiving on Tuesday. Right? Because that's the only time I'm there. We got to go on the road on Wednesday.

But you damn sure going to be practicing. And now you got to make a decision. Do you want to come in early or you want to come in late? Most of the time, Ocho, we coming in early. Because, man, I don't want to be coming in no 1 o'clock to practice. Man, I don't beat an 8. Man, I ain't going to be able to give you nothing. Hey, bro, let's go on and get in this thing.

We're going to have this practice early. Have them kids to sleep in. And they're going to open the prison around 1 o'clock. Because, bro, getting up early in the morning, oh, no, I ain't no good at that. But it ain't like we had a whole lot of say whatever john morning john said hey john like hey because like we put it to a vote and but for some reason we always have practice early practice on christmas and thanksgiving it didn't bother you know it didn't bother it didn't bother me for the most part but i i really like the christmas i didn't want to practice i didn't want me for the most part. But I really liked the Christmas.

I didn't want to practice that afternoon, don't you? Man, you done got up and you done got out and lazed around and everything. You with the kids and all the in-laws in town. And hey, guys, I got to go. I got to go to practice. Man, forget that. Let's get on up, go to practice. And guess what?

You got the rest of the day. Be done by noon. Be home by 1231. And you got, yeah! See, that's good. At least y'all are home. We're not even in the state sometimes.

Yeah, see. There was no iPhones back then when we was done, like, where we can see you open the presents. I got that for you. Nah, mama took all the credit. And they talk about a childbirth. The childbirth is one of the most dangerous things a woman can go to.

Do y'all are y'all listening to what Gil and Ocho and Shannon are saying? The baby is fine. Mother is fine. I want to repeat that one more time. Ocho, Gil and Shannon said once the baby is fine I want to repeat that one more time Ocho, Gil and Shannon said once the baby is fine once mother is fine

we would leave and go play the game so at that point in time the mom is no longer under stress the doctor said hey Mr. Sharp she's fine. The baby is fine.

I think the women that are, that don't like this or don't like the answer, I think they would need to hear from other women that understand where we're coming from. I think we need to hear from Real because Real,

Real talked about it earlier and she, I mean, she was so passionate about it. She damn near cussed me out. Man, if you don't get your you know what and go play, you got, you have you know how that go. But the fact that some really can't understand

where Rell at. Go get Rell. Tell Rell to come on. Boy, you're going to get me cussed out. Boy,ussed out. This is really the one. Let me see if she wake up. Hold on. Let's tell the women. Listen, let's just try. I played 10 years. I never

heard it before. I've never seen it before, which means all my teammates, all the babies that's been played, all the side babies that have been playing. I've never seen it. Shannon Sharp said he probably seen it twice after the baby was born. Ocho said he's never had a teammate or ever heard of it. So what we're telling you, it's a fact.

This is a fact that a player, when the baby has been arrived, has never missed a game. This is the first example that I've ever seen. So you're mad at us for a life we live. This is a life we only know. We know that. I'm in Indiana today

on the 14th. My son is going to be my son is born on the 16th. Indiana on the 14th. Go to D.C. on the 16th. In the end of the 14th, go to D.C. on the 15th. On the 15th, fly to Oakland, watch him being born on the 16th. Leave on the 16th or the 17th morning and play a game on the 17th. That's what I know. That's what we've seen.

I've seen someone, the baby is born at 4 a.m., the game is at 8 a.m., and not make that game. I've never seen that before. So you're mad at us for not witnessing something that's never happened. So out of 5,000 NBA players, this is the first one that's ever done it. Don't be mad at us for reacting. It's really that simple. And plus, either her mom's going to be there or my

mom's going to be there. So it's not like he's going to be in the hospital alone. Probably her mom and dad's going to be there or her sister. So it's not like I'm leaving her and the baby alone. My mom was going to be there. Somebody was going to be there with her.

You think he slept at the hospital no he slept in his bed when he was doing the interview he's at home she's in the hospital still so what you're arguing about oh he left his family he did it anyway to go receive the award to go sleep at home

so he can be up in the morning to go meet them. So that's what happens. I'm sorry if you don't like it. You keep dating the dude that work at McDonald's. Everybody, everybody can't,

everybody says they can handle this lifestyle, Gil. But when it comes down to it, they can't. Because anybody that wants to be great and they have kids, they're not going to be at every event. They're going to be at very, very few events.

Very, very few. Very, very, very few. Hey, my son had a banquet today for his achievement in high school. I'm right here. He knows, though. I got a job to do. I'll see you after the banquet, after this. We're going to celebrate, and then we're going to do. I'll see you after the banquet, after this. We're going to celebrate and then

we're going to train. Tonight? Tonight? Yeah, you got to make it tonight. No, I'm saying y'all going to train tonight. Man, it's 9.30. Every night, we train. He trains at night. My daughter trains 5 in the morning. Listen. You got to be disciplined.

They love the gifts. They love the luxuries. They love all the gl glitz all the glamour but there's a whole there's a whole nother side oh but you gotta yeah okay okay okay it's i mean i think they don't give us credit for, we're supposed to be Superman. I'm supposed to be there with you, make sure you're okay with your family and your support, cut the ribbon, make sure you sleep, and then go be there for my guys. I'm tired, been dealing with you, been keeping your emotions down, helping you. Then I got to go mentally change my thought process

to go play this game against Jokic. Against Jokic. And then get off the plane tired and then come to the hospital. Make sure you're alright. Most likely you're going to be asleep.

Make sure you're alright. Kiss you. Everything alright. Everything cool. Alright, I'm going to go home. Take a shower. Get some sleep. See you in all right. Most likely you're going to be asleep. Make sure you're all right. Kiss you. Everything all right. Everything cool. All right. I'm going to go home, take a shower, get some sleep. See you in the morning. Like, we have to do it all. Right? We're not saying that we're trying to duck on a responsibility. We're saying we're used to people doing

jobs. Like father and mother. We single mothers out here. We're doing both. And even though I'm coming and I've been up all night because you've been in labor and now you're fine, the baby's fine,

they still expecting me to come out there and do my job now, Ocho. And all the people say, oh, he was there for us. Now let him have a bad game. Ain't nobody going to say he was with baby mama

and baby was delivered. Y'all don't care about that. To y'all front now, it's just like when somebody's injured'all don't care about that. See, y'all front now. It's just like when somebody's injured. You don't care that he's injured. All you want is the production because you know the production that he normally give. So now Rudy Gobert, he shows up.

He was there for the birth of his child. He was there for the mom. And he shows up. Y'all ain't gonna care about that. But like I said, again, y'all do y'all. I'm gonna do what me and my partner decide on. And y'all judge for my partner.

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Austin Reed says 30 NBA players can play in the NFL. I can take 30 players right now from the NBA players can play in the NFL. I can take 30 players right now from the NBA and throw them in the NFL. You can't take 30 NFL players and put them in the NBA. Who agrees? Nobody.

Can we show the video first? Hold on. Can we show the video? Okay, this is an NBA player trying to play college basketball. Get out that ball, boy. Get out that ball. Come on.

You got to get out the ball, man. We got to... Who is that? We got to work on the releases, man. Yeah, we got to... That's Draymond. Man, Draymond's 6'8". What the hell he doing at receiver?

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five right now nah Ocho Gil I will say this basketball requires more skill than football. But you ain't taking no NBA player that's currently playing right now and put, first of all, you couldn't give him pads to go out there to see.

That's first and foremost. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're telling me if you took, okay, the way it's worded, because even Pat McAfee kind of contradicted himself. He said, yeah, I can create a position for you, which means you can find, I'm 6'4", 225, right? You can play me and be decent.

Right? You can put me a receiver. I'm not going to be ultra single. Right? I'm not going to have his footwork because his footwork started when he was little. But you can just say, all right, run a route, do, catch a ball, get out of bounds. You can... Or put me on

the defense, stop him. You can find the position for me. Well, I can go take a guy and say, look, all I need, do catch a ball, get out of bounds. You can put me on the defense, stop him. You can find the position. Well, I go take a guy and say, look, all I need to do is get me, get you set, get me rebounds and set screens. Well, I could do that. Yes, you could. But what I'm saying is he like you can put a Garrett out there and say, all right, be a better team. PJ Tucker, just defend and play.

You can't do that. But I'm going to be more. You can find more NBA players and say, all right, if I have to find a position for them, if I have to, you can. First of all, Gio, you ain't taking one NBA player,

even in today's game, let alone in the 90s when I actually played, to take and say, here you go, here's a shoulder pad and some helmet and a helmet. We want you to go play an NBA game. Now, what spot am I going to create for him? Because if he catches the

ball, they're going to blast. Because let me tell you how we work. When you get somebody, go ahead. You can't put Draymond Green on a defensive end and he's going to be... I'll tell you what. I want Elcho. Call the Bengals and tell them I want to come back and play running back because we're going to run to his side

and I'm going to run for 400 yards. Nah. I'm looking at guys like that. Somebody like Wimby. You can't make him a kid like Wimby. When you get Wimby killed out there, man. Get Wimby broke up.

For field goal blocking, you can't have Wimby field goal block. Man, they going to get up in his chest. He ain't going to be able to jump. Nah. Come on, y'all. Gil said, put Draymond in defense of me. Y'all thinking about hitting the NBA players.

Yes. That's football. That's football. Every position you're going to get hit, you're going to put him at quarterback? There's only a few people who can probably play quarterback because of the IQ. But they're not going to be your quarterback. They're not going to be greats like that. You're not going to say, hey, Gil,

go and be ultra. Go and be this guy. No, that's not what we're saying. We're not saying we're going to be some greats. There might be one or two like a LeBron or somebody that if he started back when he was in high school. If Russ, I believe when he took Russ, and Russ did not play basketball,

and you said, okay, Russ, we want you to play football. I believe Russ could have been a running back for DB. That's it. Russell Westbrook would basically be Steve Smith. He said, but what Austin Rivers said is that he could take 30 players right now and put them in the NFL. I'm talking about...

Okay, how about this? Let's try it this way. If we had to do an experiment, take 30 football players and 30 basketball players and switch them, which group would be more successful? I can name five right now that I know legit can hoop.

Can hoop. Because they, yes, because yes, they can hoop. Because they play basketball, right? So that's what football players that played football in high school would say, yeah, y'all need that force. But see, the difference is, Gil, a lot of these

guys shoot and play basketball in the offseason. None of your guys play football in the offseason. Anthony Edwards. Anthony Edwards, for example. Yes. Jalen Suggs. Jalen Suggs played quarterback. But I'm saying to take somebody, but Jalen Suggs,

when was the last time Jalen Suggs even threw a football, let alone played? So you're talking – But, you know, we've talked about a whole training, and we're not just like right now. You got to train me, get my muscles right, right? Like I – You ain't going to never play basketball again because your shoulders,

you're going to be so muscle-bound because it's different muscles. That fluid shot. I think he's talking about if you took him in both and switched. It's hard to give. It's easy to teach Ocho because he already has the footwork.

I can give the receivers ball handling and certain things that help them, but the natural ability from the beginning, they won't have it, right? It's easy. You can teach me a route. I won't have the great foot speed or foot work that he has to run routes, but if you say, all right, come in two steps, run a post and take off,

I can do that. Just jump high and catch the ball. I can do that. I can high and catch the ball. I can do that. I can be paralyzed for a couple of weeks. But can y'all take a hit? First of all, y'all not used to falling like that. So y'all know how to fall

from a short distance. Can y'all take a hit? Yeah. No, no, no, no. NBA players, because you can convince us to run up the middle or like, all right,

we're going to slant you through across the middle. We don't know that's a danger zone. We're just going to run, catch it, and be, wake up in the hospital.

What's going to happen? I think it's like, there are guys, there are guys that played both football and basketball and if you had taken them and said okay instead of choosing basketball they chose football I think they could have but I see

I believe basketball requires more skill to be able to dribble the ball shoot the ball but the physicality that I mean, that. But the physicality that, I mean, you think about what the bad boy Pistons did, that's nothing compared

to an NFL game. Even in today's game. What? Yeah, see, I think when he says this, when people say this, I say, if you take our skill, our natural skill that we have, and then

you train us to be football players, we would translate better than trying to make the football players skillful. Yeah, because here's the thing, because all of a sudden, you got to take all that, all that, because we live for shoulder, except the quarterbacks. That's why the quarterbacks are really good at

golf. We built so much of our shoulders so much of this if the shot is not going to be as fluid as you guys but if you were to if you were to take a foot by a basketball player says hey son hey give you some pants now we've seen antonio gates we've've seen we've seen Tony Gonzalez, Jimmy Graham, Rayfield Wright. We've seen guys that were college basketball pep. We've seen guys

transfer from basketball to football. But those guys, it was like, not like a five or ten year gap. Julius Peppers was playing both in college. Yeah, but, see, that's what I said.

We're, like, most of the receivers would be most likely like a Randy Moss style. Right? Randy Moss played high school basketball. So, all players that play basketball, like, they have, like, you know, I tell, I can look at a player and say, okay, he played football. The way they hit the hole, the like they have, like, you know, I tell, I can look at a player and say,

okay, he plays football. The way they hit the hole, the way they bouncy, right? They just have different muscles than, like, so I say, tell kids, hey, play some football,

get these, get these muscles and calf muscles that you won't get just playing natural basketball. Yep. That, the guy from NC State,

that basketball player, that left-handed dude? Oh, I'll send him to Willie Anderson. He can make a living in the NFL. Yeah, see? See, you just proved the point, though. You're taking a football basketball player and just... But here's the thing,

though, Gil. Here's the thing. He got... First of all, he got the size. Y'all ain't got nobody else that can play tackle. Because if y'all got an NBA player that's going to play offensive tackle, I want to come back and play defensive end against him. Because I'm going to

bull his ass. So you think he'll have a better professional career playing football than him? I know he can. He could be a tackle. He could be a tackle. He could be a tackle. With his size, what are you, about 6'6", 6'7"? He's about 280.

Oh, yeah. With his foot, you got to think about it. Because to play tackle, left tackle, you got to have feet. He got feet because he played basketball. Oh, he's 6'9". Oh, yeah. He'd be the guy from Philly. Morlato. Oh, he's 6'9". Oh, yeah. He'd be the guy from Philly. Moolata.

That's what you want. You want a big guy, long arm, that can keep the guys off him. Oh, he'd be perfect for that. DJ Burns. How long will it take to teach him how to be great in that position? Because you're saying that the guy who does that has been doing it since he was little. I tell you what, give him a year. Somebody bring him in.

You keep him on the practice squad so he doesn't have to play. You let him get repetitions in training camp. You let him get repetitions throughout the season. He's going to get another training camp. He can make a roster. Now, he got to have the mindset now because at some point in time, it has to become mine.

It has to because it's a mine because it's a physical game. It's a physical game. It's the one game where I'm trying to move a man against his will. So my will versus your will. You don't see it in basketball. Kyrie, he could juke you. Ain't no juking in there.

Ain't no juking on offensive line. Hey, you gotta be here. But I think he can DJ Burns? Oh, yeah. I believe he can make it. Because Rayfield, Rayfield was a basketball player and he made the Hall of Fame. Mm-hmm.

DJ Burns I think he can make it I think he can be a tackle Zion man please at 6'6 with his athleticism Zion be a left tackle kick

man please so he'll be offensive tackle I'll put him at offensive tackle I'd put him at offensive tackle I'd put Zion at goddamn DN or something

man you put him at DN you would've oh you would've been doing the pimples you would've

been rushing too explosive coming out right so I'm trying to think what football player Ocho you think we

could take and translate it into basketball probably probably you think we could take and translate it into basketball? Probably probably because most of them just go, I would say Kelsey because at 6'5", he's

smooth, he's fluid. I don't know how good his handle is. Most of them just going to be coming in the foul. We got 6'5", they're going to use them all. But you got to take a guy. You got to take a guy. I'm thinking of skill players that would play the one or the two.

T. Higgins can hoop like crazy. Devontae Adams can hoop like crazy. Jalen Ramsey, obviously. I'm sure we've all seen clips on Jalen hooping. Matter of fact, you know who can hoop that I don't think not very many people have seen play?

Xavier Howard. I just seen Xavier Howard hoop. He nice with it. He real nice with it. Oh, yeah. Really? He nice with it. He surprised me. I had no idea it was like that. He surprised me. Yeah, Miles Garrett.

That's right. Miles Garrett can give me about five rebounds a game. Oh! Puka Nakula. Yeah, P Garrett. That's right. Miles Garrett can give him about five rebounds a game. Oh, Puka Nakula. CJ Shroud can shoot. Yeah, Puka, Puka hoop too. Oh, Puka, yeah, Puka hoop. Yeah, he can hoop. Yeah. Rams.

But see, the thing is, it's hard, man, because the thing is with basketball, you got to shoot all the time. These guys ain't getting no shots up, but it's the offseason. Yeah, what that happens is, basketball, you got to shoot all the time. These guys ain't getting no shots up, but it's the offseason. What you would have is you would have just natural jumping

ability. So if you teach them one-two moves and keep them on a fast break, you're a real, real athlete. I played against T.O. since early 2001, three. Well, I've seen him getting better and playing in

leagues and gotten better, a lot better. Right? Now he can shoot and he, it's like he trains a lot in basketball. But that was his way of getting in shape. But I tell you this, Gil, it ain't no question. Basketball players are more athletic than, I mean, football players are more athletic than basketball players.

Ain't no question about that. Oh, yeah. Athleticism is what he do. When it comes to just pure athleticism, running, jumping, cutting, all that, it's not even close. Because the way you think about it, Ocho, you know this. Like when we vertical jump, it's on two feet, you jumping up. And we got guys doing

44, 46. Y'all running and jumping and doing 44 and 46. So you take a guy that can just stand still and go 44, 46. Imagine what his vert will be if he were to get a running start like they allow NBA players to do.

Yeah, we don't. What's so funny is most NBA players, unless you're just a two-foot jumper, they don't. What's so funny is most NBA players, unless you're just a two-foot jumper, they don't have verticals. Most NBA players are one-foot jumpers. The elite jumpers, they can go both, right?

Somebody who can jump off one and two. Most guys, either you're going to be a one-foot jumper or you're going to be a power jumper, right? And the rare ones are both. And then you have someone like a J.R. Smith who he has a 44-inch vertical off his left leg, off his right leg, off both legs, right?

Which is, we call it, he's the complete jumper. It don't matter when he comes in the hole, he just jumps. Whatever foot he's on has that balance. Most of us can't jump off our off foot. Right? So I got a 38 off the left, right? I could jump off either foot also because I was a triple jumper.

So you started on the right, and then you ended up going in the pit off the left. And plus, I could stay. I could jump off both feet. So I was either or. I wasn't a guy that just could jump off one or the left. And plus, I could stay, you know, I could jump off both feet. So I could, I was either or. I wasn't a guy that just could jump off one or the other, because I could, you know, Eurostep and jump off the right, misjump, jump off the left, jump off two.

But athleticism, football players, I think, are the freakiest athletes of all the sports. Because it's ridiculous to see. Because think about it. You got guys 230, 240 with 48-inch verticals. That's crazy.

I mean, look at one of the guys, the DN, that went number one overall to the Houston Texans. I mean, he like 275 and had like a 40-inch vertical and ran like 4'6". No, no. The first one. The Reggie Bush draft in 2005. I mean, I'm talking

about freaky. I'm talking about freaky. Look at a Larry Allen. Larry Allen, 300 pounds, run 4'9". Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember watching clips where football players just jumping out to the bus Mario Williams

Tristan Worth you see what's the guy he played with the Giants to end up going to Tampa he did like 19 backflips in a row at 270 that's yeah I tried it He did like 19 backflips in a row at 270. That's – yeah. Like, I tried it.

I almost bust my lip on just the beginning because you have to squat. Yeah. Come up. Yeah. No, D-Lyman. You know, for the Giants, he ended up going to Tampa. Ended up losing his fingers in the – Oh, yeah, Jason Pierre Paul.

JPP. Yeah, JPP. JPP jumped out of the pool but did like 19 backflips in a row at 270. Man, that's

that's different. That's different athleticism. Yo. Hey, Ocho. It's time for your favorite segment of the day. It's time for soccer. It's soccer cap. Take off, Ocho. It's time for your favorite segment of the day. It's time for Soccer. It's Soccer Camp.

Take off, Ocho. Listen. And this is the one time I'm going to really be serious. Gil and I'm going to just say this, right? There are a few things in life. There are a few things in life that are better than sex. But soccer is one of them. Yeah, I'm sure it ain't soccer.

I need to get y'all to a game. So me sitting here talking about it, it does no justice. If you watch the game today, it does no justice until I get you in the atmosphere and get you to experience what it's like to be at a Champions

League final, which I'm going to force both of you to go with me in June. June 1st, we're going to the Champions League final to watch Dortmund and Real Madrid play. Today's game, unbelievable. Unbelievable. Everybody that's in the chat that watched the game, you can probably use the chat. Uncle Gil can see it and explain to Uncle Gil how good the game was. And when I say

there are very few things in life that are better than sex, but today's game was. I guarantee you. And I lied for you before I lied to you. But the game today, man, was awesome. Was awesome. Really words really can't describe today's game. First half was good. There were very many chances on both sides of the ball. Fucking Bayern had five shots on goal, eight attempts, very efficient. Nothing fell until the 68th minute. Alphonso Davies. Alphonso Davies comes in inside the 18 off the right foot, Alphonso Davies comes in inside the 18 off the right foot, hits the corner. Boom. I'm nervous because it's 68th minute, which means obviously the aggregate is 2-2.

Both of you understand aggregate. Aggregate is 2-2. Alphonso Davies scores in the 68th minute. I'm like, oh my goodness. Real Madrid is going home. They're going to lose. Vinicius, over and over and over, one-on-one situations, 1v2 situations. He continues to drive and drive, attack, attack. Nothing is falling. Nothing is falling. All of a sudden, dog, unbelievable. They have a player.

I don't know if I'm saying his name right by the name of Jose Lu. I think I'm saying it right. Jose Lu on a buyout. He's at Real Madrid on loan, if I'm not mistaken, for $1.5 million. Of all these superstar players that make millions and millions of dollars, he might be the cheapest. And because of him, Real Madrid, both of his goals,

because of him, Real Madrid is headed to the final. Dude, Madrid, dog, I'm going to tear up. The goddamn game was so good. Listen, Real Madrid has now appeared in six, six of the last Champions League finals.

And Carlo Ancelotti, who's the coach of Real Madrid, is the first manager to ever reach six Champions League finals. So this game was so effing good. And obviously there was some controversy towards the end with an offsides, with an offsides where... Yeah. Bayern needed to tie the game. Obviously we went to extra time,

but the ref blew the whistle. VAR. People complaining. Where I was, I was watching the game at Twin Peaks. All the fans are complaining. They say, oh all the refs are always cheating for real madrid every every dude the ref blew it dead it was off sides everybody's always complaining you have plenty of time byron had plenty of time to put the game away because there were other opportunities after the after alfonso davis scored there were other opportunities for for for Bayern to put the game away.

They weren't able to do it. What happened with Madrid? For some reason, every time you think they're down, you think they're going to lose, towards the end of the game, they always find a way to come back. And that's what they did. Jose Lu. Jose Lu. Bayern Munich advances on a 4-3 aggregate.

Go ahead. 2-1 a 4-3 aggregate. Go ahead. 2-1, 4-3 aggregate. And Real Madrid will advance to next month's Champions League final. We're going. They'll face on Dortmund. All right. Yeah.

You said, hold on. You said June 1st, right? That's a Saturday. So, Shannon, what day are you picking us up? No, no, no. No, no, no. We're going to the Champions League finals, so you can understand. You need to know about soccer.

You need to learn. We're going to the Champions League finals. We want the Jets. Listen, how you went to Las Vegas in the jet? I want the jet. I got that eyes right here near me, so come pick me up. Right now, currently, soccer ain't paying no bills, so we got to pay bills here.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Check this out. Now it's time for Nightcap's Tales and it's our questions of the week. We got, we ain't got no, we ain't got no, man, we getting, man, we getting, I don't know what's happening with you ass. Okay, what are the wildest excuse

that you've used to get out of sleep with someone? Ochocinco, my cycle's on. El Gito said, El Gito said, took a little tuna in a can, rubbed it around my thigh, and then started stretching. Man, you know that thing fishy.

That gonna work for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you start to take your shirt off, Ocho, you start to get that little whiff of that thing. Like, you know what? I forgot. You know, my boy. I got to get, you know what? Oh, that's tough.

That's tough. Yeah, that's the worst. You start to get a dress and that thing, you know, that thing, that three-day-old fish hits you in the nose. You got to do that test, huh? Man, you know. You got to do that test. You know, you got to do that test, huh? You got to do that test. You got to do that test with her.

You know that... Now you can't make it that obvious. You got to do like this. You got to sneeze. That's rough, man. I haven't had a situation like that happen in a very, very, very, I'm talking about a very long time.

But it happens. I think it's happened to everybody now. Oh, you scared. You right. You right. I'm really scared that thing smell that was just a touch and it smell like that man that thing about to be fish and chips

you start getting some friction going on oh no man you can't get nothing up out of there you're just gonna use I'm on my period that's all you had to do just go ahead and say, but nah. Oh, no.

She's trying to mask her. She's trying to mask her smell. Yeah, let's see. She done pulled a close-up on you. That thing started to smell. I'm like, you scared? You scared? Yeah, you right. I'm scared. That's a very...

Because you don't want to hurt nobody's feelings, especially in that setting. And so you got, you got to come up with something good. You got to come up with something good, especially in that situation to try to ease the, to ease the tension

because they know. If you can smell it, if you can smell it, I know they can smell it. Maybe they can't. Nah, they can't. You got to do what I do, huh? Ah, man,

my girlfriend is hitting me up. I got to come home. That's when you get the girlfriend. See, I wasn't going to say that. I wasn't going to say that again. But you know what? Hey, man, I can't even do this to my girl. You know what? I mean, I feel bad. I wasn't going to say that again. But yeah, you know what? Hey, man, I can't even do this to my girl. You know what? I mean, I feel bad.

Man, she good. She at home. You know, she taking care of the boys for me. And, you know, she ride. I can't even do this to her. Hey. Hey. Oh, true.

I can't even do this to her. I feel bad when the dude remembers his girlfriend. Oh, you know what? My girl, man. She's such a good girl. Why you over here? Why you over here? I asked myself that.

I just, I can't even sleep with myself, man. I can't even do that. I can't even do it like that. Hey, come on. Why you over here? I told you. I told you I had somebody before. Boy, don't get me started.

Hey, but that's what I'm saying. You know, you start to feel guilty. It woke me up. Oh, shit. I got a girl. I'm over here. Why am I over here? I'm a faithful man. Now that y'all talking about this, I had a homeboy. I had a homeboy. And check this out, Gil Ocho. And so this is not her real name. Let's just say her name was Samantha.

That's not a real name. Samantha. And my homeboy was trying to get at her, but like six or seven dudes had already got with her, but she wasn't going, but she wouldn't have sex with him because she wasn't interested in him. And so he said, he said, Samantha, I don't want none anyway. Oh, you got the crabs. She said, you, I don't want none anyway. Oh. Because you got the crabs. She said, you know what she told him?

She said, what the hell you expect, lobsters? I like that. That's a good one. Now. It wasn't no secret. She said, yeah, I got them. Say, what you expect? She got them and you ain't going to get them.

Oh, Lord have mercy. She said, you want one? She got them and you ain't going to get them. She got him and you ain't going to get him. She should have hit him with that. She should have hit him with that. That's the funny part. The funny part is he already knew it.

Yes. Yes. She said what the hell you expect. She must have been fine. I say I ain't going to look. What the hell you expect? She must have been fine. I say... I ain't going to... Hey, you can't... Look, look. Eric, we all done been in a situation.

Look, at this age, you ain't meet nobody that ain't done had like three or four partners. God damn! Five? But I'm assuming... No, I'm just...

Hold on. You think you can meet somebody now that ain't had at least five partners? That's what I'm saying. I'm saying at least five. Listen, I'm just, hold on. You think you can meet somebody now that ain't had at least five partners? That's what I'm saying. I'm saying at least five. Listen, I don't date, I don't talk to nobody unless you've been with at least 50 people.

Oh, shit. Hey, Gil, I'm just saying, you hear me? Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I need, I need, I need 50 bodies. If you don't have at least 50 body come back and catch me in a few years

nah don't catch me but I'm saying no but I'm saying it's the fact of the matter like we can assume but I knew I'm not interested I knew you done been with I know 10 because you know

so I'm good I'm good but nah she was fine especially if you know she got crab just to be able to fulfill that curiosity she got to be bad

yeah your review must have been great to fulfill that curiosity, she got to be bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, Yelp review must have been great. Because if she got crabs, I mean, the Yelp review had to be bad. Hey, they said she had that banger. I had a homeboy with this one girl. She set

him on fire. He went back again. He got set on fire again. I said, you got to be the biggest day of food. See, back when I was growing up, I don't know how it is now, but you know you had to go to the clinic. If you were a teenager and you go into the

clinic, we already know. You either pregnant or you got that thai. Hey, ain't no vaccine. Now, if you're seven, eight, you getting the vaccine. Yeah. But if you a teenager, you pregnant or you going to get the thing?

You going to get that shot in the butt? It ain't, hey, we drive by just to see. Hey, Chad, Chad getting on me

talking about, hey, Chad getting on me. Hey, Gil, they don't understand. I'm talking about, I'm crazy.

I didn't mean to say, I mean, I should have said a hundred bodies, a hundred bodies. The more bodies, the better. I'm talking about, I'm crazy. I didn't mean to say, I should have said 100 bodies. 100 bodies. The more bodies, the better. I like my food seasoned. I like a vet. But you can't put too much seasoning on those though.

If it's too much seasoning, if it's too much seasoning, I take a little bit of that seasoning off. I take a little bit of that seasoning off. Come on. Look, I don't know. I don't know how many. I've never asked.

Oh, I asked. I've never asked a woman. How many people? If you ain't been with enough people, I'm good. Come back to me. Come back to me when you ask some more bodies. I ain't got time for that. No, no.

Uh-uh, baby. I need to see your time. I want Gordon Ramsey cooking my food he's auditioning nah no no I need when I get in the room you know

what to do and see me I would see the thing what say me I would learn you the shellfish so I could do nothing with the crab so I had to stay away I had to stay away from her cause I already know she'd kill me

see how I do that I know that allergy will come in handy one time and I ain't have no epiphenia man y'all see Brian Maxwell said send my homeboy a text, called with an emergency. He called, put on speaker,

and Lord, I got out of there. The best actor of the year goes to my boy. Country Lamarco said, walked into a room with the lube of KY, a head of cabbage and tomato, and told her I was a vegetable sexual. Hold on. Vegetable sexual.

She called me a weirdo and got up and left. Man, y'all do it too much. Y'all can't just say, hey, y'all can't just say, nah, y'all not interested. DJ underscore, yes, sir. That just threw another pig stick. Can we reschedule? Hardly sir that just threw another pig can we reschedule hardly faith I left the condom in the

car and drove straight to Elphar she only had four toes on one foot like Deion Sanders and told my ex for almost three years I had a toothache so I wouldn't have to give her

oh she juicy uncivilized told my ex for almost three years I had a toothache so I wouldn't have to give him head damn tell her you ain't gotta worry about that cause he was getting it from somebody else yeah you gotta do that that's not the real you got a toothache okay your friend don't

okay she oh y'all got something to hurry hell no hey hey if y'all think I'm hey

I'm gonna get my brother on here y'all don't think I'm lying we stand around because he heard that story about my homeboy and he told told Samantha

and Samantha told him so I'm gonna get my brother on here and tell you the same story. I guarantee you. Hold on. Oh, Nana.lover80. I just dealt when she went to the bathroom. Sad part is I was driving a stick at a time and

cold start. I couldn't get into first or second. Shorty came out to my car like I told her I had an emergency with my son. Damn. I didn't use an excuse. I just fell asleep while we were warming up. Woo.

I had my brother knock on the door and say his blood sugar was low and he was out of insulin. So I had to go take him to the hospital. Damn. Well, y'all lied. My granddad on the way home. And I knew,

I knew, and he knew what sex smelled like. Man, you ever had sex in the house? In who house? Yeah. In my grub. In my grub. What I'm saying, don't you?

Swear, please. Man, I wouldn't be here to tell this story. No. No. No movie theater, huh? No. Movieon movie theater, huh? Movie theater? Nobody did it? I seen the joke

12 different times, huh? It still ain't the movie. You know the new one that came out? With Joaquin Phoenix? With Joaquin Phoenix? Yeah, whoever it is, it's 12.

Oh, no. Ain't finished the movie yet. I called my cousin and got live with him. What's up, bro? Who you trying to jump on you? Meanwhile, my cousin was confused what I was talking about.

This ninja asked me if I was drunk and said, ain't nobody trying to jump him. So I said, eff it, bro, I'm on my way. Made her put her clothes back on

and dropped her, dropped me off to my car. Damn. Fake the asthma attack. She called the ambulance for me. Fake the asthma attack to get out of sex. That's a good one. I set off my apartment fire alarm while she was figuring out what that smell was.

When she raised her arms to take off that top and both armpits looked like a rain forest and smelled like a... That you could choke anyone, picked up my phone, act like my bro was in a car wreck, blocked her number and never seen her again. Yeah, man.

Yeah, you know what? Y'all can't... Y'all gotta just keep it groomed. You can't look like you got a buck with your head locked down there. Like, what the... Yeah! No, no.

Trick me. You better pretend that you... You coming in with the night... Faded up. I need a fade-in. I'm with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need hardwood floors.

I don't want no carpet. Hardwood floors only. You coming in with the Victoria's Secret matching everything all waxed in. That means you were prepared for this. I want the pink panties with the blue drawers.

I like that. I like that. Hey, that's how I know he a bitch. When he don't care about the I like that. Hey, hey, hey. That's a... Hey. Oh, you want to mismatch top and bottom? When he don't care about the set matching, when he want to mismatch it,

he a vet. Yeah. No, I want to scan. I want to scan. I want that thing faded up. Nice. Hey, look. I ain't saying to look here.

You got to fade it up. Nah. Not the first time when I first I wanna go in there like I just there ain't no jungle here no

this ain't no this ain't the same I mean I mean I ain't got no problem with the Amazon forest I ain't never really had no problem with it

I ain't never had no problem with it you get the same results same results either way hey nah I take it to I take it to my barber hey fade that up for me right quick problem with it. You get the same results. Same results, either way. Hey, I take it to my barber. Hey, fade that up for me right quick,

cuz. Hell hell, nah. Y'all, hell nah. Nah. I just had a medical procedure, and I can't have the D for four weeks. After doing the old fingertips made me remember I had a girlfriend.

I can't cheat on my girlfriend. I'm trying to be faithful. That's Gil. Gil Gil Gil Longhead jumped in the chat. All right, guys.

It's time for our last segment of the night. It's time for Q&A. Hey, that was funny, guys. It's time for our last segment of the night. It's time for Q&A. Hey, that was funny, man. Hey, Chad, I take that back about what I said about body count, man. Y'all don't get me in trouble with real, man. I don't feel like getting cussed out. Hey, edit that out, man,

before I get in trouble, man. Yeah, yeah. Y'all, hey. Y'all, hey. Y'all, hey. Y'all look. I mean, most people looking for somebody with low self-esteem. Y'all looking for nobody with no self-esteem. Y'all wouldn't have feel good about yourself.

Nothing. Just come anything. Yeah. All right, like, Olyphans, whatever. I mean, this young one want a full set of drawers all the way up to under a booth, down the back of a leg. I'm like, come on, man. I said, man, y'all don't get out there at some point in time. You got to have a little standard.

And you got to care a little bit. Hey, do me a favor, man. Make sure you edit that out, man. I can't be on the couch, man. Make sure you edit that out, man. I can't be on the couch. All right, we got you. Yeah. Oh. He want some polka dot

drawers with a black bra. Yeah. Hey. Think about that self-esteem, huh? You take them off and she's going to be like, I didn't think I was going to do this. You made me feel comfortable. You're going to be like, yeah. She come in there, she all

she all taking the tags off. You knew you was getting that. You didn't have to do nothing. I want to know. I can't pull See, first of all, if you got draws and you got to pull them down like this here, if you can't just use your thumbs to get them down, I'm good.

It didn't act like I'm at Sizzler's. When I get in there, I want you to feel like it's a bodge. Even if it's falling, make me feel like you ain't had it in three months. Just relax. Ooh, ooh, ooh. And I'm already in it three strokes, but you're making me feel special. That's all I need.

Gil, I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you. We got to get your standards up. I got to get your standards up, Gil. T-Stan said, I absolutely love listening to you guys. The perfect trio. I can't wait to get the nightcap merchandise many more blessings to come

T Stan thank you for staying up with us bro we appreciate the support Glow the scroll said what's up nightcap hey thank Johnny learned how to read yeah congrats on the war still holding on to Funko oh man y'all got he going out

in I think she going to send it like May 18th 20 never don't worry about it I'm going to bring it to you I'm going to bring it to you when I see you in New York

I'm going to hand it to you because I'm not bringing no luggage so I ain't going to have nothing to bring it back with. Oh. Oh, okay. Lady Ray said, okay, guys, imagine this is an apocalypse and the end of the world. Who's surviving out of the three of you and why?

Apocalypse? Well, I grew up in the country. Apocalypse? Huh? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Probably me. Shit, I don't... Because I don't leave my house.

I don't go nowhere either. Unc, I know what you're saying. Look, Unc think he going to do it, but Unc realize you don't do nothing on your own. Right? Yeah, you lived in the woods, but you don't live in the woods now. You don't cook for yourself. You don't do nothing. You eat spiky leather.

I eat a medium. Medium? Medium. Medium? No juice. I don't want no wet plate, so it's a dry plate. So the juice, yeah, I don't want no hot I don't want no wet plate so it's a dry plate so the juice that

yeah I don't want that but see I heard the thing though Gil Gil you don't know how to survive because you lived in California all your life yeah

no facts that's why I said I'm not going to leave my house and so I don't know you're going to stock up, so I'm going to come get it. Yeah. Ocho.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who ain't got no chance? Listen. You didn't even think about that. I lived up. I've been on my own since I was nine. That's okay. Listen.

I was Cub Scout of the year for five years straight. Outdoors. I can do everything. So there's nothing you can do I can't do. Okay. What you talking about? Except catch, except hunt. I can hunt.

You know what I used to hunt in Miami? I used to... Wait a minute. I used to hunt raccoon. I used to hunt squirrel. I used to hunt alligators. I used to hunt iguanas. What you talking about man

first of all I know first of all I used to hunt that not squirrel, rabbit, raccoon as a matter of fact listen I used a slingshot and a rock I bet you remember that yeah see that's why I know

you ain't gonna kill nothing you know what I can do with these bad hands Yeah, see, that's why I know you ain't gonna kill nothing. That's why I know you ain't gonna survive the apocalypse. You know what I can do with these bad hands? No, I'm killing. Food. I used to eat rabbit raw. You ever caught a rabbit? You ever caught a rabbit in a while and

grabbed it and bit him right under the neck? Yes, yes, yes. I have caught a rabbit. Yes. Me and my cousin used to catch rabbits all the time. But did you eat them raw like I did? No. No, I didn't even cook mine. That's how I know you ain't ready for this. You ain't built like that.

Wait, so we ain't got no matches and shit to make violence? Well, first of all, it's an apocalypse. When we're home, you probably don't want to get caught outside. No, I'm not worried about getting caught outside because I didn't. But what about the, okay, so the food I got. Right now, you can't get in my bedroom because that's book locked.

You can't get in there. That's, yeah. That's, hey, listen, right here, even my office right here. This is safe. Right here, right? You got to hit the code in here. I mean, you can come through the window because it's a regular window. I didn't think about here. Right? You got to hit the code in here. I mean, you can come through the window

because it's a regular window. I didn't think about that. Right? So you might rob me for everything. I'm going to just be honest because, you know, most likely I'm going to just stock everything here

so I ain't got to leave. So just, you just break in here and take it from me. Okay, bad. I'm out. I'm the first one dead. I'm surviving. See?

Gotcha. Truth Seeker said, oh, give us an update whether Ocho got a call from the Bengals. Yeah, why you ain Truth Seeker said, oh, give us an update. Whether Ocho got a call from the Bengals. Yeah, why you ain't call? You're supposed to give us a source. Hey, you saw their tweet. You saw their tweet today?

You ain't see the Bengals tweet today? Tell Ash to show you. Tell Ash to show you what they said. I didn't see the tweet. Ask somebody to tweet. Yeah. It was funny. That is how you know.

Now, I'm telling you, now, when it happened, don't try to renege on that bet. I know we got a little bet. Is that a red bull? I can't answer that because they're not paying us. Oh. Oh, I mean, one o'clock in the morning. I'm getting that.

I'm getting that information when we get off. So she finna get this work. I didn't... She didn't see anything from the bingo. Let me see if I can go back and find it real quick. They told me... Hold on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says... I'm surprised. I know the chat saw that tweet too earlier. Just go to that page. I bet the chat found it before me. Oh, there it is right there. The tweet 13 hours ago, I said,

I have to prove Shannon Sharp I can still play, so I'm showing up the Bengals OTAs for 7-on-7. Not sure how many reps I can get in before I'm arrested for trespassing, but I need the footage to prove age in just a number. The Bengals administration tweeted me back. DM me

for admin for the code to the gate and we'll hook you up with a disguise. I said I love you guys and appreciate the opportunity to showcase what's left in the tank. Nothing. That's what's in the tank. That's why

I chose you as my co-host. Anybody that I thought had something left in the tank and they could leave me, I would have picked you. Think about how much better our show would be if I'm playing on Sundays and after Sundays, we got nightcap. What's gonna happen when they break your ass up and I gotta take a hiatus?

If they break me up, I'm gonna do the show from the hospital. Yeah. 390Q said, Yo, Unc and Ocho love the show. Can we get Bubba Dub on the show? He's hilarious, and the three of you would be great for a weekly trash talk segment. Bubba Dub got to teach me about basketball, man. Hey, man, Bubba Dub doing great things.

I'm glad he's a part of the uh shea media and the volume family he's done unbelievable i've been following it followed his work for a little while and i was glad we were able to get something done so hey bro keep doing what you're doing but you know what we're gonna try to make that happen if we can get him up late one night because he got his own thing he you know he's a touring comedian he got his own podcast that he does daily. So I don't want to overwork the man, but just keep doing what you're doing. Playoff Paul said, y'all got to do Naked and Afraid

show to see who really bought it. Actually, Naked and Afraid asked me that I wanted to be on. Who really bought that? I mean, whoever just asked that question, do they not realize I used to strip back in 97? You know it's not

just about stripping. You got to survive for 30 days. I mean, listen, it's called naked afraid. The hardest part is being naked because people aren't used to being naked in front of people. Man, damn that naked, the hardest part is going two, three, four days without food. I told you I was co-sc out of the year five years straight.

But if you can't find anything, what are you going to eat? You don't know what plants are poisonous because they're dropping you in a location that you haven't been. You haven't been. The Amazon. The Amazon.

Listen, you know what? If you drop me in the Amazon, guess what I'm good. The Amazon. Listen, you know what? If you drop me in the Amazon, guess what I'm going to eat? Piranhas. My spouse. Hey. You in there with a stranger. Drop me in the Amazon. I'm going to show whoever, if I'm paired with somebody or if it's me by myself, I know all the things. Drop me in the Amazon. I'm going to show whoever, if I'm paired with somebody

or if it's me by myself, I know all the things you can eat in the Amazon. They drop you in their Amazon, the Everglades. Oh, the Everglades? Oh, that's easy. You eat gators. What's wrong, y'all? I'm going to eat whatever the goddamn cameraman eats. First of all, I already know, first of all, it's wrong, y'all? I'm going to eat whatever the goddamn cameraman eats.

First of all, I already know, first of all, it's not as easy as you think. And then you go a couple of days without eating. Now you start to hallucinate. You go a couple of days without water. It's a lot more difficult than you think. I don't know.

But I already know. Man, listen. I just know one thing money used to be tight I went yeah you ain't gonna month though how long you go without drinking water I don't even drink water the body produces

67% of water so there's no need for me to saturate myself with water when the body produces it itself you be dead you be dead in 48 hours you to saturate myself with water when the body produces it itself. You'll be dead in 48 hours. You. Please. Thank you, guys, for joining for another episode of Nightcap.

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the Pacers 130-121. Jalen Brunson had a phenomenal game, so did DiVincenzo and Josh Hart, and they beat the Pacers to go up 2-0 and the series shift to Indiana for the next two ballgame. Thank you for joining us again. I'm your favorite uncle, Shannon Sharp. Bottom left is

your favorite, number 85, route runner extraordinaire, Bengals Ring of Fame honoree, Pro Bowler, All-Pro from Liberty City. He's Chad Ocho Cinco Rosado Johnson. And the guy in the bottom right, my other co-host, he's your favorite number 85, Arizona Wildcat legend,

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