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gym stat. In high school, right? No, in 2026, on on 105 yard kickoff return that was nullified by holden he reached the top speed of 23.24 right no allows in the 100 meter dash reached the top speed of 27.09 i think i think when we when we think about Tyreek saying, I can beat you, let's say what happens. Listen to me now, real quick. Stay with me now.

If you take Tyreek, not football speed Tyreek, but you take Tyreek doing track training, losing the weight and having the same type of training Noah Lyles does, what do you think that...

And I mean no disrespect, we know Noah is the fastest man alive right now in the world. What happens if you take as fast as Tyreek is, what happens if he has that Olympic-style training, let's say for a year, and hypothetically speaking, him and Noah Liles race? What happens? He not beat Noah Liles. Yeah, I mean mean i'm just saying

because think about this think about tyreek tyreek has no technique his form technique is all that's all out of whack you know he just he just he just fast so imagine if they they tighten all that up mechanics drive phase, his transition. I'm just curious. He can be faster than what he is right now. That's the scary part. He would have had Ocho. It's hard.

I mean, Tyreek really hadn't done this in a long period of time. And like you said, he's like muscle bound now. He's a ball of muscle. He's probably going to pull something because he's bound so tight. No, seriously. No, he's a ball of muscle. He's probably going to pull something because he's bound so tight. No, seriously. No, he's bound tight.

To reach that speed, that they run, probably. That just tells you, it's a testament to how fast he is and how far behind everybody else is in the NFL when they think they fast.

Yes. And my thing is, it's not worth the risk. When you pull a hamstring, he's not going to just pull a hamstring. He's probably going to probably rip it off the bone. Yeah, you tear it off the bone, especially running at that high rate of speed.

Nah, he good. Hey, it's great fodder. I love talking about it. But look, we know Tyreek had an outstanding. He's from Georgia. He went to Coffey County, which is south of me a little further. It's probably about an hour, maybe 70 minutes from me.

So I'm very familiar with the Trojans. I think Tyreek ran in high school. He ran like 20.1. As a junior, he ran like 9.98 in college. Now think about that. Think about that. If he ran 9.98 in college now think about that if you think about that if he ran 998 in college right think about if he stuck with track think about how much faster that time would

it continue to drop with the right training getting stronger oh yeah for sure yeah and i think that's where he's coming from with saying, I could beat Noah Lyles. Matter of fact, you know what would be funny? For content purposes, if they line it up for real. Not the content purposes. That would be brilliant. Man, look here. That would be brilliant.

Ocho. Yes, sir. That man just got 90 million. I'm going to get all 90 of that million. I ain't doing nothing to mess up my money. Do all that talking. It's fine. I ain't messing up my money, Ocho.

It's just running, Unc. It's just running. The boy's doing it. Hey. You got to think. We've been running. We've been running. We've been running all our life, Unc.

It's just running. Somebody call you out. You already know what time it is. You got to line it up. Jermaine Dawson tore his hamstring in the Pro Bowl. He was never the same.

Never. Jermaine Dawson, the center. All-world center for the Pittsburgh Steelers. How he did that? The center? If I'm not mistaken, I think he was trying to chase Deion on the interception. Okay, that ain't funny my bad my bad god forgive me i gotta reach i gotta reach out to him uh and see god but god forgive me

tyreek tyreek ran 990 and 100 meters at age 18 he ran 20.14 uh placing him six at the u.s to qualify for the olympic trials But, look, I get it. I mean, it's... And you see a lot of Noah's teammates rush to his defense. Oh, yeah. Yeah, most definitely. A lot of... I mean, they would make it fun...

Even the Botswanans, they would make it fun if they had a guy in a wheelchair. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, with a toy with a thing out. Listen, I mean, listen, when you're outlandish you know when when you're when you're a showman like that you have to and things don't go your way that's what's going to happen you know people are going to do that so i think he understands that coming for the territory and listen right back to the drawing board right back to the drawing board. Right back to the drawing board. It's the way it is. Now, if you were quiet and didn't say anything and just went on about your business and just ran,

then nobody would say anything. But you have to understand, you understand what comes along with that. Yeah. When you're outgoing, that's what people want to see Ali get beat. Because he did all that bragging. People want to see Floyd get beat.

He did all that bragging. So when you brag a lot, Jack Johnson, they want to see Ali get beat because he did all that bragging. People want to see Floyd get beat. He did all that bragging. So when you brag a lot, Jack Johnson, they want to see him get beat. They're like, oh, no, no, you're supposed to be humble. No, that's what you're supposed to be. I'm supposed to be me. Yeah, I ain't giving my life for nobody. Yeah, just for you. But, man, that was great.

Over the next, what, several weeks, we're going to probably get all the Olympians that have success, the gold medals, the world record. We've already had Bobby Finkel. We just had Ry. We had Q on. We're going to get Vernon. We're going to get the mixed relay team. So we're going to get some of the swimmers on. They're going to stop by

and give us an opportunity to talk to them and for our audience, nightcap audiences, to see these young men and women and congratulate them on their success. So I was proud. I was, man, I was happy for all of them, but I was really happy

for Rye because I know over the last three years what he had been going through. Like I said, you know, going, you know, no matter what the case may be, I will let him know, hey, bro, hey, you are right. Yeah, you are right. Yeah. You all right. So I was so happy when he won that race because I know what it meant to him to win. I know what he put into it to win.

And sometimes, Ocho, you can do everything right, and it still doesn't work out. Just not your time. But nothing makes you feel better than when a plan comes together. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? When you see it, and that thing laid out, you and I, we put, hey, I call you up and say, Ocho, hey, I got this idea. Doug, I got an idea.

Man, Ocho in town. Hey, man, can y'all meet me at such and such? Okay. Ocho, this is what I'm thinking. Hey, I'm in. I mean, if you do it what I'm thinking. Man, hey, I'm in. Yeah. But you don't need, but I'm in. I ain't need, I don't need nothing else. I'm in.

Now look, now look. Yeah. That's it. I don't take much convincing. Go ahead. Go ahead. I know, I said I don't take much convincing, man. Especially something like that.

Oh, I can be myself? I can talk and I need a mic? Yep. Sign me up. Jim Harbaugh wants to hire Colin Kaepernick for the Chargers staff. While Colin Kaepernick is 36 years of age, recently told Sky Reports he still wants to play in the NFL. New Chargers coach contends he wants his former quarterback in the NFL as a member of his coaching staff.

Harbaugh said if that's ever a path he wants to take, I think it would be tremendous. He'd be a tremendous coach if that's the path he choose. I mean, I like it. Going back to seven years ago, what Kaepernick

was standing for, the message behind it, the social injustice issues, the message behind it, the social injustice issues, the police brutality issues. I like everything he did. But what he has

to understand, and wanting to come back to the NFL, wanting to play quarterback, he has to understand the difference in when you want to be an activist, along with activism comes sacrifice. Yes. Along with activism comes sacrifice. So what you did is you sacrificed your career because there's 32 owners that, well, if that's what you want to do, you can do that.

Because there's 32 owners that, well, if that's what you want to do, you can do that. But what you won't be doing is doing it on our time when we're playing you to play a Pacific sport. Ocho, what's the likelihood you're able to sue someone and then still go able to work for that organization? Yeah, that's very difficult, especially after that. You won that settlement and to think that they would, they would let you back. Well, listen, how about giving the money back? Do you think that,

that, that would have been, what did you do that at? Who give money back? Listen, but stay, stay with me now. Now this is something,

if I want to get back into the NFL, let's say back then after seven years, after seven years, it's not likely, but back then i think in some type of meeting i would have had some type of talk um where listen no lawsuit all i ask is you give me an opportunity to play the game that i love and i cherish please no no that money i That money, I done invested it. I done bought some treasury bills. I ain't give it. I ain't give it.

Okay, Shannon, give the money back so you can do X. No, I'm going to stay right here. I'm good. Yeah. I ain't give no money back. Hell no. You shut up. But I'm not just understanding. Listen, I love what Madar was standing for, though. I love what he was standing for

but if you understand these owners and you know what their bottom line is and you know they will show the signs of painting the end zones or putting the stickers on the helmets you know that's optics

aesthetics it really means nothing and it went away fast it went away fast. It went away fast. And it's back to the order of business. So again, with activism. With activism. I ain't getting no money back.

Comes sacrifice. And the sacrifice was the career. It's unfortunate. I think everybody know how I felt about Colin Kaepernick. I was one of the few on television that we spoke about it yeah um it just so happens that when i got the uh fox uh undisputed we talked about it every single day multiple times a day like three months we were the even when all the other shows had gone away from it we were still hammering it. Because I believe, I believe Cap was right.

I understood what he was standing for. He told you what he was doing that for. And people still, still didn't want to hear it. Well, you know, don't talk about it. I don't,

you know, I said, hold on. If you got cancer, your doctor told you to go home. We ain't going to talk about it. We won't check back in six months. You going to listen to that?

So you think if you don't talk about racism it goes away yeah oh come on now you know you know when you think about it listen there's certain things you can fight for right yes there's certain things you can fight for that are never going away yeah some things are never going to change no matter what now you have to think about they've taken off the hoods they don't wear the hoods no more they don't wear the bed sheets with the eyes cut out they don't do that no more but what they do with where they are now is they're in positions of power yeah that's always been the way they're wearing suits and ties they're wearing badges they have they hold the gavels you know i mean it's it's just the lay

of the land it's the lay of the landscape and it's the way it will always be i love fighting the good fight but it it it's it's such a fuck it's such a touchy it's such a touchy subject the fact that we've been fighting this long and we're still gonna keep fighting and and when you and i are gone we're still gonna be fighting. And when you and I are gone, we still going to be fighting the same fight. Yeah. It just is, is, is unfortunate.

And it just, it's crazy. When you think about life and you think about how far we come and you think we've come a long way. And the one thing about history is, is, is it repeats itself. If you look what's going around or if you look back and I don't really get into politics like that, but I pay attention. I pay attention. History repeats itself. If you look at what's going around, or if you look back, and I don't really get into politics like that,

but I pay attention. I pay attention. History repeats itself. And if you're paying attention when it comes to politics, if you're paying attention to some of the laws that are being changed right up on our nose,

but they're using different tactics to distract us from what's going on, I mean, I see it. And I'm paying attention. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's unfortunate. Chief Chris Jones offers to pay $1.5 million worth of chicken wings

that was stolen by a cafeteria worker. It sent us Vera Liddell, who's working as a cafeteria consultant for the Illinois School District, admitted stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings. God, 11,000 cases between July of 2020 and February

of 2022. The chicken wings were intended for underprivileged children receiving free lunches during the pandemic shutdown. Ocho, does she got a wing? Does she got a wing? Stop. Man, listen, I don't know what's going on, but I think I know what she probably was doing.

And she was taking the chicken. And obviously, you know, you know, you know, she wasn't eating it. She was selling it on the side. She was selling it on the side. I like I like I like Chris's idea. I like Chris Jones idea and wanting to idea in wanting to pay the money back but they're not letting out simply because

not only were you stealing, but you were stealing from underprivileged kids underprivileged kids and my consort, she know where that was supposed to go oh yeah, yeah, I mean that's unfortunate, but listen, kudos to my dog Chris, boy that's stand up, that's real stand up shit to even offer to do.

Mm-hmm. I like law. I mean, I guess, you know, desperate time calls for desperate measures. But I'm over here cooking, huh? God damn. I see. My AC out.

The AC man will be here tomorrow, man. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not taking for somebody that's less. I mean, they're underprivileged kids. Yeah. I mean, the kids. Yeah. I mean, during the pandemic.

Mm. I mean, hey, kudos to you CJ for doing that that's a tremendous gesture but man I just I just don't I just don't have a whole lot of sympathy for people that prey on the weak

I don't Ocho kids, elderly and animals, things that can't defend themselves, that can't fight back, I'm out. I ain't got no excuse. Don't even bring me your excuse, because I ain't trying to hear it. When it comes to kids,

the elderly, and animals, I'm out. I'm witching you right now. Definitely witching you right now definitely with you when you're right so Jordan Childs is finally opening up about losing her Olympic bronze medal she stated that she felt the

decision to give the honor to whatever the Romanian honor barbersuit in wake of the alleged and valid challenge was unjust calling a significant blow, not just to me, but to everyone who has championed my journey to make matters worse.

She added to receive the unpronationally driven attacks and wake up with the officials ruling, but she appeared positive at some point in the future. She'll get her bronze back around her neck. Flavor Flav also gave her a bronze clock to replace the medal. Man, they be uh But, they don't like

Americans. Every chance they get, they try to bend us over a barrel, Ocho. Yeah, every time. They don't like us, especially when it comes to events like this, where we damn near somewhat dominate most of the competitions. Obviously, China is very good, very good as well. But for the most part, we dominate in everything. So anytime they have a chance to stick it to us, they will do it, especially with the reasoning they gave behind it.

Now, if I'm not mistaken, they did appeal, right? Yes. Was it upheld or? Yeah. Yeah. It was denied. That's tough. Yes.

She did steal from. Yes. There's like, did that lady really steal? No. Here's the thing. The chicken wings were intended for underprivileged children that were receiving free lunches during the pandemic shutdown. Black, white, Hispanic, Asian, it does not matter. I have no sympathy. If you do something for people that cannot help themselves, kids, elderly, and animals,

I got no sympathy for you. So you can take that Justin Timberlake and cry me a river and take it somewhere else. Because I ain't trying to hear it. I've always been like that. Y'all know my record. It speaks for itself. Wait, somebody trying to play the black card? Oh, how do we know?

Stop it. Y'all will do anything. Y'all try to. That's the problem with the world. They always trying to justify everything. Just see what it is. I understand. Maybe I should.

You know what? I mean, that got me in trouble. What? Say it. I don't know. go to Mississippi and ask why the guy that did something similar I don't know and I spoke out against that

oh I know you're talking about cost me $750,000 in attorney fees where y'all at on that y'all got so much to say oh don't do this where's my $750,000 that I paid these attorneys Y'all got so much to say. Oh, don't do this. Oh, don't stop. Where's my $750,000 that I paid these attorneys in D.C. to defend my black ass? So while y'all bumping y'all gums, talk about what Shannon don't do.

Ain't nobody did that. Where's it going to fund me? It's always going to be the same thing. Yeah. Somebody that does something against kids, the elderly and animal, I got nothing. They give you a hundred years.

Oh, well do it. And I ain't putting nothing on your books. I don't care if it's my kids, my brother, I don't care. I don't have sympathy for anybody that prays on the weak I view the weak as the elderly, kids

and animals I'm out I commend CJ but that ain't me right I got a question now what about us scammers how you feel about us scammers

like we don't pray on the weak we pray on we rob Peter to pay Paul I'm a, what about us? What about our scammers now? How you feel about us, our scammers? Like, we don't pray on the weak. We pray on, we rob Peter to pay Paul. Like, how you feel about, like, I'm a Yahoo boy. How you feel about us? Just. What you mean? Hell no.

Hell, I'm Peter. You're robbing me. Hell nah. Oh, nah, I don't, nah, not you. I'm talking about, no, the other Peter. They, Peter, Peter sit up top. He way up there. Oh. Oh, Joe, not you. I'm talking about the other Peters. Peter sit up top. He way up there. Oh, Ocho, when you take something with the intent

and you know it's for the elderly, you know it's for kids. Yeah, okay. Come on, man. Yeah. That's crazy. I'm like, who trying to justify it justify somebody in the chat was trying to justify. But that's that's my thing is, is that for me, I'm just very simplistic in my approach.

I don't I'm huge. I'm huge on accountability. I'm huge. If I'm wrong. Oh, Joe. My grandfather, you tell my brother, me and my brother this all the time. He said, son, never be too big. Never be too prideful.

Never be too nothing to accept responsibility and accountability. I don't care if I got a zillion dollars. If I'm wrong, I'm going to be man enough to say I was wrong. Right. I'm going to accept responsibility for my actions. I'm going to be accountable for what I did. The greatest apology is change behavior. Yeah.

That's me. Everybody look at it. Okay. That's not how y'all want to do it. Hey, I ain't here to try. I ain't trying to, but I'm just saying for me, kids, elderly, come on, man. People that can't defend themselves yeah you know kids i mean the kids hungry y'all see i don't know if anybody know but i know what it's like i was you know i

didn't have the most i mean sometimes we just ate bread we didn't have the we didn't have what i got now the ability to go and i can eat whatever i want to eat whenever I want to eat it. My grandmother gave us and I ate what I ate because Ocho, we have a choice. Y'all make it seem like, man, you ate raccoon. You would have ate it too. Y'all ate turtle and possum and squirrel and rabbit. Yep. You would have ate it too. Listen, you snuck one in.

You snuck one in there on me and you were, you was cooking and I didn't want to interrupt you, but I so got me something I could use in my next argument with Rell. Now, the greatest apology is changed behavior. Next time she get to cussing and acting like we in the goddamn army and she the lieutenant and I'm some goddamn cadet. I'm going to use that now. The greatest apology is changed behavior. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was yeah yeah that was a gym right there boy that was a gym

it asked me where her ass at now what she at Ocho it got them Turks with my daughter and her homegirls she done went back to Turks and Caicos again back to goddamn Turks and Caicos my second to oldest daughter

one of her homegirls birthday Back to goddamn Terrence and Keiko's. My second to oldest daughter. One of our homegirls' birthday. Wow. And here I am again. You see what I'm talking about? Now, where I'm at, I'm at home. Now, I really can't complain because she paid the bills. And I'm a stay-at-home father.

But the fact that, well, goddamn, I just argued with you on the last show about being present in the household. And here you go. Your light-skinned ass gone again. But it's cool. Don't trip. The greatest apology is changed behavior. God damn, that's a good one. Yeah.

Don't never be too big. Don't never be too big, too private. Say, too prideful to say i'm sorry i was wrong yeah yeah sometimes people think well i that's oh because because oh if you'd have done this this and this he shouldn't have to apologize if you've done that that that you shouldn't have to apologize no you're wrong yeah if you're wrong. Yeah. If you're wrong, you apologize. Simple. Short, concise, hard feeling. Yeah. I mean, when I apologize, I don't write it down because I want you to speak from my heart. I don't want you to think it's rehearsed. Right.

I did what I did at the Lakers game. I came right out there, looked into the camera, no work. I spoke from my heart. I was wrong. Dead ass. Whatever Fox decided what Fox decided to do, I didn't eat it. That's what you do. But, man,

people just, I just, I don't get it. I just, like I said, that's one of the mistakes that I make, Ocho, is that I think of sometimes that I'm expecting people to see see like you do. That's the hard part. That's the hard part. And that comes with growth expecting you from other people. But you learn that the hard way you learn,

you learn that the hard way and it comes through experience and trial and error with dealing with people. Very hard. If you are a certain way and would react a certain way to certain situations and you expect people to treat you the way you treat them, boy, if I had a dollar for every time. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal.

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will receive automatic bids into the 12-team tournament. The college football playoff made that announcement today. The college football playoff had four teams for the past 10 years, but will now triple the number of playoff participants. The top four ranked conference winners will get first round buys. The other tiebreakers are still in place, including strength of schedule

and head-to-head results. You like that, Ocho? Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. And I could be honest with you because, I mean, I could be honest with you. I can be honest with the chat.

I don't really watch too much college football. Well, you better, you better start. Yeah. I mean, we don't have to start talking about college football. Oh man, I'm ready. So what I've always done in the past and the fact that we really haven't had college football to talk about the up until this point, right.

Is Malik neighbors, the big names, Devante Smith when they was in college. I would always watch if they were playing and it was going to be on TV. For some reason, I always wanted to pay attention and see what the hype was about certain individuals and certain players that were up for Heisman. And I watched games like that, but I'm like sitting back, just watching college for some reason.

I'm not going to say it's boring because I've heard people say that they enjoy college football much more than the NFL, which is I didn't understand it until I went to a LSU game with my daughter. She went on a visit. We went to a LSU game. And oh, my God. Now I can see now the atmosphere puts the NFL to shame. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The atmosphere.

College kids, yeah. The atmosphere at LSU. You got the college kids, man. And I went to an LSU game on a visit with her, and I went to a Tennessee game. LSU and Tennessee put every NFL atmosphere to shame. And I mean no disrespect to any of the teams and their fans. It just does. They didn't sit down the whole game. Oh, Joe, that's the South.

Football is king in the South. I ain't sit down the whole game. Oh, Joe, that's the South. Football is king in the South. I ain't never seen nothing like that. Remember, I played at Oregon State. I don't know what they do in Oregon. Oregon State, the Oregon, I know they got the great uniforms and all that. But when it comes to football, it's in the South. So what other schools are like that? Tennessee, Georgia,

Clemson. Name a school in the South. All of them? It's like Tennessee and LSU? Yes. Alabama, yes. Boy. They just have a bunch of fans, but Alabama is going to pack 100,000 in there. Georgia

is going to do 90,000. Right. Yes. Yes. That thing was exciting. Yes. Yes. In the South Ocho? Yeah.

It's king. Florida? Absolutely. Absolutely. Texas? Texas A&M? Mm-hmm. Over there too?

What? Man. Texas A&M put back 105, 106, 108,000. Wait, they got that many? How did they stadium sit that many damn people? They added the house

that Johnny built. They got that long money down there. They got that long. They got that oil money. They got that long money down there they got that they got that oil money they got that oil money that NIA money huh what

man how you think Jimbo Jimbo had the number one recruiting class couple years in a row why he win no national championship then cause he ain't co-saving damn it take more than the money, huh? Yeah, but you can get them.

Might not keep them, but you can get them. Yeah. Ocho, a man is confused to why people are declining his wedding invitation. Ocho, let's take a look at this video. Yes, sir. Tell me if I'm tripping or not. Me and my fiance, we are getting married, right?

And to be a part of our wedding, you have to pay $450 for a ticket. And that's for each guest. So we invited friends and family to our wedding. Tell me why everybody that we invited has declined the invitation. We already have spent 100, maybe almost close to $200,000 on a wedding. We have already pre-ordered the cake. We already put down a deposit for the venue. We've already got the wedding dress, everything.

We pay for everything for the wedding. DJ, photographer, everything for the wedding. And what I don't understand is that y'all spend 400, more money, more money on stupid stuff, but you can't come out to support your family and your friends at a wedding. Like, tell me if I'm wrong. Tell it.

Like, is we wrong? We like, like, like, let me know. Let me know. Because y'all pay for tickets. Beyonce tickets, a thousand dollar tickets. Y'all going to go meet Chris Brown for a thousand something dollars. But when it comes to your friends and your family, you can't pay the ticket. Like, these weddings ain't cheap.

Like, like, what's going on? Like, these weddings ain't cheap. Like, the weddings ain't cheap. Like, what's going on? Like, I don't get it. Like, let us know are we wrong for charging for a wedding. You dead ass wrong. I'm coming to see you paying no goddamn money

to come see you get married to this goddamn economy, man. Get your silly ass down. He gonna talk about we look a bit close to $150,000, $200,000. Y'all are damn fools. You ain't got it. If you got to charge for a wedding,

your ass shouldn't be getting married. I wish I might pay for somebody's wedding. Hold on. You're going to charge everybody $450 to try to recoup the money that you paid for the wedding, which it shouldn't even be that much. It shouldn't be $100,000. Excuse me. Excuse me if I'm wrong. It shouldn't be $100,000. Excuse me.

Excuse me if I'm wrong. Chat, y'all help me out. Please give me an amount on how much a wedding should cost. Let's start there. No. I want to break it down into parts. How much does a wedding cost?

Bocho. You know better than me, Unc. I'm just asking you. The question is, how bad do you want to impress somebody and that'll dictate the cost of your wedding okay now you're talking now you see they don't spend 200 000 right now unless unless unless unless her daddy worth about 10 15 20 30 million right i wish i might i wish my daughter would come to me and talk about, y'all better take this money for a down payment on the house

and get y'all ass on up out of here. I'll come stand beside you in the court in just a little piece. So $200,000 is, that's too extravagant. That's way too much for a wedding. What? For a wedding? And half the people that don't even like the groom or the bride. Right. They just coming to be nosy, huh?

So, Chad, help me out, Chad. Please give me the numbers. Because, listen, you don't even know I'm playing the C right now. I keep asking you for a reason now. Yeah. But, Ocho, here's the thing, Ocho. Normally, the father, I got two daughters. Yeah.

They already know. My daughters already say, oh, if you think my daddy gonna pay X, Y, and Z, that ain't happen. Destination wedding, if you want to, okay. I wish I might pay $400 to

go to somebody else's wedding and then he got to know, stop counting my wedding. And then he got the dirt. Stop counting my pockets. Oh, y'all spending money on privilege stuff? That's my money. Don't worry about what I spend my money on. I just ain't spending $450 to go to no wedding. So if I want to take $450,

if I want to take $4,000 and buy a Beyonce ticket, if I want to take $10,000 and buy a Beyonce ticket, if I want to take $10,000 and buy a Beyonce ticket or go to the Super Bowl, that ain't none of your business. Support family and friends means I'm going to show up. Okay, if you got a business let's say Ocho, you got a restaurant

okay, I ain't coming to eat free, I will pay for my meal, I will tip the servants if you got a business where you're selling t-shirts or clothing, I support you. But if you think for one second, I'm going to pay $450 to go see your funky ass

wedding, man, you out your mind. Hey, the chat, I didn't see nothing over 50 grand. I'm reading the chat and everybody in the chat said 50 grand is a max for a wedding Now when it comes to weddings I love the fairytale ending

I love little girls that are raised You know, watching movies and being taught And groomed into that happy ending And actually making that come true And living that dream or living that fairytale But at what cost? And in today's era of women and aesthetics and social media, do women really want to be, do they want to have weddings?

I think they want to have weddings. They don't want to be married. I think that's the disconnect. They like the weddings, the aesthetics, the pretty, the changing outfits, but they don't like what actual marriage entails. There's a difference. I would break it down

right now, but I'm not going to break it down because we don't have that kind of time. The more extravagant the wedding, the shorter the wedding, the shorter the marriage. The more extravagant, the short. Go look at all those Hollywood stars

that spent all that money. Right. One million, 500,000, 200,000 and see how long they stayed. Now go look at the ones that had the little quaint wedding

that went to the church or they went to Justice of the Peace. Right. Because you got a big-ass wedding, you just try... Man, I know a dude who had a homeboy man. Joe got married.

Custom suit. Custom gator shoes. Uh-huh. What happened? Was married by the long of the snowball in the microwave. Hey, you was married what? How long? As long as the snowball in the microwave. How long that last? hey you and Mary what how long

how long was the snowball in the microwave how long that land man please pay it all that money $200,000 for what what are you paying $200,000 for Ojo what I'm just trying to figure what you written out the Taj Mahal what you

written out the White House hey I listen what y'all eat caviar lobster trying to figure out what you're renting out. The Taj Mahal? What you're renting out? The White House? Hey, listen. What's all these? Caviar? Lobster? That's a great topic. Because I have no idea on how much weddings actually cost. And the funny

thing about it is I keep asking purposely because you already know who is doing all the planning and I'm curious to what that bill going to look like. Cause we ain't going too far now. We're going, we're going right to, we're going right to the Bahamas.

We ain't going there. I mean, that's a 30 minute flight. Hey, I gave him, I gave my daughter the budget. You got a budget. I don't get whatever you do after that.

What number, what number? I mean, I don't want to be in your business, but what number you said? 30,000. Okay. So you can, you can business, but what number you said? $30,000. Okay. So you can have a wedding with $30,000? I don't know what you can have.

I ain't the one getting married. I don't give a damn. Hey, they better go get one of them fried... Hey, y'all from the South, y'all know about that fried canned fish and spaghetti plate? Hey, I know somebody who hooked that thing right on up.

What they charge by the plate? $10.50 a head. Spaghetti, fried catfish, a piece of cornbread, and a styrofoam cup of sweet tea. That's all you're getting. Man, I'm not finna go. Just because they did it. Oh, hell no, man. I wish I might. that's all you're getting man I'm not just because just because oh hell no man I wish I might take that money and put a down payment

on the house man you crazy and I wish I might put all that money for my daughter just cause I got it but you got me crying somebody said but oh you helping these fish spaghetti to wear to hell yeah yeah talk about oh

dude asshole are we getting our money back if y'all get divorced I'm gonna need a receipt hell nah man please man they be doing too much Ocho now I'm just trying to figure out when do we get to this point where we just tried to impress everything

somebody had a wedding I gotta have a bigger wedding the damn dress all the way I mean the train I have a flatbed brain to train I'm like come on now y'all doing too much

nah hell nah nah man I ain't been do all that but I tell him I love hey my kids ain't got no money I don't know what y'all think hell nah

what you say they need a flatbed for the train yeah cause everybody everybody think they gonna have this be on the cover of people magazine with their wedding so everybody gotta go I gotta I gotta have this this and I got

to rent this big ass building and I got to have a photographer that's charging me $10,000 to take pictures. Man, you better get somebody with an iPhone to give you 10 look for $500. Man, please. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Hell nah.

Man, please. Hey. Okay. That was a good one boy you got my stomach hurting boy bad hey oh sure tell your man to spend all that money got 30,000 in spaghetti hell no yeah i mean i mean now people want to have lobster and crab legs and, you know, and real bad. Come on, now. Okay, how much is open bar? Now, on Twitter, I see that all the time. Everybody say, don't invite me to your wedding if you don't have open bar. Is open bar expensive?

A wedding or a party or something, it should be open bar. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's expensive, ain't it? Yeah, drinks are expensive. That's expensive, ain't it? Yeah, drinks are expensive. You know how much drinks cost? I don't drink no alcohol, Uncle. I don't know about that. Especially if you got deep throat-ass friends.

You got alcoholic-ass friends, yeah, it's expensive. I mean, I know if I go, look, if I were to have something and my friends, if I invite my friends, I already know if I, look, if I were to have something and my free, if I invite my friends already know, I give you that. I had a,

I had a, I had a, a party one time and they asked, um, they asked me how many people was going to be there. I say probably about a hundred and they started calculating. They say a hundred people will be there. All of them drank.

I say for the most part, I say, uh, probably 90 of them drank. I say, for the most part, I say probably 90 of them. He say, on average, they'll drink about, how long is the party going to be? I say, we're going to start, they start cooking probably around 8.

Stuff will be ready by noon. People will start showing up by 12, 30. And it's going to go to probably 10, 30. They say, if you get 90, if you get. Let's just say you have 100 people, 90 of them drink. They'll drink at least four beers a piece. So you're going to lead at least

360 beers. There's 12 beers in a case. What about the hard liquor? That's what I'm saying yes so i had everybody because you know at that point in time mocho a lot of stuff so i had like big bottles so i got like four bottles of uh belvedere four bottles of gray goose four bottles of chopin i had five i'm getting know, a lot of stuff they ain't never had before. Obviously, they don't see, they like Seagram's, but you know I got some Bombay Sapphire. I got

some Tanger Ray. I got all the top notch stuff. I got the crown and different this. I had all, you know, at the time, I had everything. Yeah. And I just told him, I said, look, whatever y'all whatever is open, y'all take it with you.

It's like, for real? I said bro whatever you whatever you guys have opened y'all take it with you hey so i spent probably four thousand dollars on just on alcohol the beer was a was a gift right um but i spent about four thousand dollars000. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad. I mean, I'm for, obviously for the setting and the occasion. So if you have...

I brought so much of it, the guy gave me like a discount because I brought so much of it. Right. So open bar at a wedding, it ain't that expensive then. Okay. It all depends on how many people

you got on show. I'm trying to figure out who knows this many people. I don't that expensive then. Okay. It all depends on how many people you got on show. I'm trying to figure out who know this many people. I don't know 500 people. You know 500 people? I mean, I don't know 500 people, immediate people that need to be at a goddamn wedding. Exactly. So if you don't know 500 people, I ain't feeding your ass. I ain't no shelter.

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three bedroom house under just my income. But now out of both our incomes, we can get an eight bedroom house for a car garage. Why are we not elevating together? I'm not saying that you're not going, you're going to be paying for everything. When I say a two income household,

I'm not bringing my income. If I start dating a man and he's like, okay, we're going to get serious. We're going to make money together. My income prior to you has nothing to do with you. I'm not bringing it to the table. Now, who's she? Hold on, what's she supposed to be bringing to the table?

Her appetite? Shoot. Listen, there are men out here that have women that are thinking this way there are men out here that have that have women that are thinking this way i mean that i mean and and the funny thing about it is is there will always be a guy that would be willing to do exactly what she's talking about and it messes it up for else, especially when you're trying to get serious and act and actually build with someone. There's a difference because everyone is not everyone.

There's a high percentage of women that are being spoiled and taken care of by men where they don't have to do anything. Yeah. Except look good. That's it. That's it. And all, all,

all that stuff is temporary. And when it doesn't work they continue to chase not chase they continue to look and hope and find in the next one that's going to do that now what he's talking about the fella's talking about as far as building and having someone yeah that's different oh yeah that's completely different yeah we're building a whole nother page. Ocho, if we, nah, I get the point. Like, okay, two people, if they're single, I'm assuming they didn't mention anything about kids.

Three bedrooms for a couple is plenty big. Why the hell you need an eight-bedroom? Why you trying to floss? You see what he said? We can level up. Level up for what? For who? It's two of you. Why you need eight-bedroom with a four-car garage? I'm just trying to figure out what she said.

So what you bringing? Ask the mom. That's it. What else? And I mean no disrespect. What else we bringing? Pay attention to what they're advertising me when you're trying to holler. Think about that. If we say we're building together.

Ocho, if you go into a you go into a relationship and you say you know what baby i got this ain't no building together so when i leave don't you be talking about don't you be talking about hey i need this i need this and this this and this because we didn't do this together now if we if we say okay hey baby, we're going to do this thing together. We're going to blah, blah, blah. Okay. Man, please. I mean, you kind of already know though, Unc. You kind of already know. The fellas you know.

You know what you're getting yourself into. You know what you're signing up for based on who and what you're trying to holler at. You know what comes with the territory. You know who you can deal with and you know who you can't deal with. You know what comes with the territory. You know who you can be with and you know who you can't be with. You know who's a good time and fun time and you're not going to be there for long and you know who to take serious.

It ain't hard to spot. Man, it be bad. All right, man, come on, man. She tripping and he tripping. Yeah, why you need that big ass house? Eight bedrooms, four car garage. Come on, man. Not for two people, Ocho.

No. I'm sure they have kids. I'm sure they have kids, but... Well, look. I mean, how many kids you got? Okay, if you got two kids, a spare bedroom so you can each kid get a bedroom.

Somebody come. Okay, fine. I get it. Yeah. I get it. You don't even know eight bedrooms. Shit me. I got 51 kids, boy.

Yeah. But everybody don't come. If everybody were to come, everybody can't stay here. I'm not spending no $10 million on a damn house just so I can have everybody up under one roof when we come visit me. That ain't happening. You don't come enough to make it worthwhile.

Worthwhile, yeah. Oh, you think I'm going to have about a $60,000 a month mortgage? And y'all come once every four years? Man, please. As a matter of fact, hotel right down the street, Ocho. I'll pick you up in five minutes.

And you got your own space. I mean, when I lived with my grandma, Ocho, I'd never stay at home. Once I left my grandmother's home, when I come with my grandma, I never stayed home. Once I left my grandmother's home, when I come back to visit, I got a hotel. Yeah. Because a lot of times,

I wasn't married. I have my girlfriend with me. I ain't sleeping in the same room under my grandma's room. Oh, no. I'm paying the bill. That ain't happening. That was never going to happen. So I stayed.

Hey, no. You like me. i was content i was here you remember remember you remember where i was at i was happy i had my little condo i had my little 85 paint uh paint behind me it hit this one go here all right now there's enough of this It's enough of this little shit. Yeah, but look, like I said, most of the time, it's only going to be my sister, my mom. One of the kids will come. You know, hey, we alternate. Hey, it's my turn Christmas this year. I get them for Christmas.

Mom got Thanksgiving. Everybody going to be here. My mom, my sister, my kids, everybody going to be here. They in and out. I got plenty of room. Besides, hell, my mom is going to want to stay.

My mom coming with some of her friends, coming to the casino. She's like, you going to stay with your son? No, I'm going to stay at the casino. He ain't going to want to take me to the casino. She's like, you going to stay with your son? No, I'm going to stay at the casino. He ain't going to want to take me to the casino. Okay. She don't want to tell me, I won't take her to the casino. Yeah, I'll take you to the casino.

But you ain't going to get your mama. You coming to Vegas? I thought you had something. Who comes to Vegas with nothing. You come to Vegas with your friends. Man. Oh man. Hey,

man, come on, man. Come on. They trip. I, I, for me,

man, I just, I, I, I understand women. I look, I understand. Um,

you looking for Mr. Right but at some point in time see the problem what we're having here Ocho is that we have non-traditional women want to live a traditional life right they want a life like their mom or their grandma well not these moms because some of these moms was like

they had their kid at 15. And so, you know, they farted and they got, you know, a 23-year-old daughter. But I'm saying like grandma and great-grandma. So you should have rolled. A lot of times, the father worked. And the wife, the mom stayed home. She cooked. She cleaned.

Y'all don't. You can't cook. You don't want to clean. I ain't no maid. I ain't no cook. You ain't no damn partner either. Now get the hell up out of here. See, what you keep telling me is what you're not.

Yeah. But you keep telling me what I am. Something don't correlate. Something's not jiving. You can't be non-traditional but want a traditional life. It's difficult. It's difficult.

It's always been a tug and pull. It's always been a tug and pull. Oh, you can't do this uh I need a G-Wagon I need this I need an AP I need a Padded I need an LLC you LC

I got a homeboy named LC that's the only LC I know and I definitely can put another L in front of it you gotta think the percentage of dudes that are buying the G-W wagons and the APs is a very, it's a very, very small, it's a very small percentage of them, right? And more power to them. I ain't got no problem with you, bro.

I'm never going to hate on you. You got it like that, take off. I'm not going to hate on the females that can get it. Women, I'm sorry, I don't want to be disrespectful. Women that can get it. Get it sorry i don't want to be disrespectful right women that can get it get it yeah but you gotta understand i don't know who ain't gonna give it to you yeah it messes up it messes up because when when some see that and think it's possible well shit that should be me too so whoever i'm dating is gonna have to come hard just like that. But it's not reality.

Social media and all these bags and all these cards, it's not reality. It's very difficult to maintain and live that lifestyle consistently. It's damn near impossible when you think about it. Like, it's not real. The era we're in is like it's really, it's really, really, really messed up. It's really messed up. Everybody looking like they got it.

Anybody that can get it, Ocho, if they can get it, more power to you. But you have to realize there's only a very select few people that can see you trying to trick a guy that ain't got nothing to trick off. Ocho, how you gonnacho, how you trying to trick a guy that's making

$50,000, $75,000, $100,000? You can't trick him because he ain't got it. Not with what you want. And the funny thing about it is the dudes that do have it, the small percentage of them, they get the pick from the whole goddamn little because

everybody want what they got. So they're getting any and everybody they want. So it leaves the hard-working nine-to-five guy out to pick up from the scraps. And I'm not saying scraps like that in the sense of

the scraps as well everybody says oh joe oh i would i can date a school teacher i can date a bus driver no you won't not when you not when you've been in that environment when you've been on the private planes when you've blown first class when you stayed at four five star hotel you ain't dating that yeah you ain't going backwards that Yeah, you ain't going backwards. You ain't going backwards. Once you get a taste of their lifestyle, it's a wrap.

Most of the time, Ocho, the guy that you talking about that you would date, which I know a lot, they can't get in the places that you are. So how you going to meet him? You ain't going to get that guy pull up that guy see the difference between a guy and a guy a a a a man and a female yeah ocho is that you'll see a fine woman at the bus stop guys see a fine woman at the bus stop if she fine he'll stop that car yeah and get a number a, a dude riding the bus,

I don't give a high five to you. She ain't stopping. That's beneath her. Yeah. You do your thing. I live in my little world. I got my own little bubble. I'm cool. You ain't going to never get married. you ain't gonna never get mad you got too

many queen kinks you got too many issues where you weren't a candidate so why you worried about it it's it's tough it's tough it's a crazy it's a it's not a crazy topic but it's just, I mean, a little delusion. Expectations are high, not realistic. But I, and I love, I want all, I want all, all women to, to to strive and want the best for them. I mean, that, that, that's great. But at some point we have to be realistic and, and our expectations. And I'm not going to say never Ocho, not to cut you off. I'm not going to say never, Ocho. Not to cut you off.

I'm not going to say never. But more times than not, you will see a man will date and fall in love with a woman at any income. Yeah. It's a rarity

that you will find a woman that's high value of a certain net worth fall in love with someone. It happened. It's happened. Yeah. Yeah.

That's crazy. That's crazy. But there are more stories about Pretty Woman involving Richard Gere and Julia Roberts than vice versa. Yeah. But y'all got some unrealistic. Y'all need to come down with some of these expectations and what y'all y'all y'all y'all got some unrealistic y'all need to come down with some of these expectations and what y'all think because everybody everybody ain't making nba and nfl and mlb money

yeah it and if they do it but see here's the thing ocho and at the end i i'm hey we play with guys hey they they they got two or three paying for two or three apartments yeah two or three cars the thing, Ocho. We play with guys. They got paying for two or three apartments, two or three cars, and then when the money stopped, they want to go, and the girl going, she going too. Why she want to stay? You ain't got no money. You can't keep paying for that apartment. You can't keep paying for

that condo. You can't keep paying for that house. Why would she stay? On to the next. It's a different game. It's a different game. It's a dirty game. It's a dirty game, but the game is the game. The game has always been the game. You understand?

I mean, at that level, you understand. You know why she's there. Mm-hmm. Because you know what, Ocho? The biggest financial crisis is that people will spend money they don't have to prove that they

got it. Think about it. Yeah. I've been preaching it for the past 20 plus years. Let's finish out strong, Ocho. Last segment of the night is Q&A. Hey, segment of the night is Q and A

hey boy that the night was good boy that goddamn laugh you got my stomach hurting boy god damn Leota Rose said this show is very entertaining the segment of stories

Spello Cinco you guys are hilarious even though I know nothing about sports I'm always tuned in for the next live to see what happens next. Leota, thank you very much. We really, really appreciate your support. Love you, love you. Currenson,

salute y'all. When you come get Harris on Club Shea Shea, we need that. Who is Harris? Harris who? Oh! Oh! Kamala! Oh, Ms. Harris, reach out to come look at you come on huh yeah you know miss kim is how you say her name carmela carmela carmela you know like carmela like karma

yeah carmela carmela carmela reach out reach out to miss harris there she'll come on here keith mitchell said can you tell my girlfriend who's watching i'm ready for marriage what did what what hold on what you mean keith are you ready for marriage you're supposed to propose to her or you want to oh well hell hold on gil gil girlfriend proposed to him so maybe i know no no no no no no gil proposed to his girlfriend it was the french runner the steeplechaser that proposed to her boyfriend oh i thought i saw a clip with gil okay okay okay my bad she gave him a ring but gil had already proposed to her in front of the Eiffel Tower, right? Yeah, Gil.

Congratulations, Gil. Congratulations, Gil. Now, you can't be talking crazy on here no more. Yeah, not no more, boy. Keith, what's the name? You should have put a name in there. If you date a guy named Keith Mitchell, he's ready for marriage. He told me at Ocho he's ready for marriage.

Yeah. Make him stand. Make him stand on business. DK will beat Tyreek in 100 meters. Ooh. Said DK? Yeah. Ooh. Whoever get out first, and we know who has the fastest start

so Tyreek will probably win DK won't be too far behind though yeah I mean they used to I know that was before your time but they used to have the NFL's fastest man I done seen the clips

Charles Woodson Rod Woodson it I done seen them boys run. Rod. Rod Woodson. I mean, yeah, Rod Woodson, my bad. It was Herschel. Herschel Walker. Willie Gaunt.

Mm-hmm. Faze Tattoo said Brady could join the Vikings and break the curse. I don't know about that. Y'all might need to go see me as Rudolph to get that curse up off y'all. The Courage is here saying, what's up, y'all? I know go see me as Rudolph to get that curse up off y'all the couriers here say what's up y'all I know football season is coming up want to give y'all a shout out to my little bro Dominic Hill Liberty Liberty Flames cornerback

Aquarius hey bro hey Dominique go put that work in bro yes sir the Liberty Flames that's a that's a Bible school, isn't it? Isn't that Jerry Falwell? I think that's Liberty.

Yeah. See, televangelists have been coming on a long time. I remember Jerry Falwell, Rex Humbart, Jimmy Swagger. Jimmy Swagger. Yeah, them used to come on. Yeah, they used to come on. Oh, Jimmy. You know, Jimmy got caught up one time. He came on to my house.

I've seen it. Oh, Jimmy. Jay Rock said, oh, what happened with it? What happened with you and Nicole? She said she put in her friend zone during the interview. Come on, Unc. Don't go out like that. Hey, Riz King

said, hi, Unc and Ocho. My name is William and I've been watching y'all since high school. I'm 19, certified wild and firefighter here in California. You guys got, you guys have showed me how to be a better man. Much love. Riz King, I appreciate

that, bro. I'm good. Salute, Riz. Yeah, bro. Hey, that's what we try to do. We try to give you personal stories, use our insight, and, you know, hopefully someone takes something from our stories that we've shared.

You talk about somebody that's 56 and 57 years of age. So there's a lot of experience between the two of us. Yeah. Laney race, that great show. Fellas just need to send a shout out to our moderator crew. It's been here from the beginning and has dedicated likely hundreds of hours to an amazing chat to show. Hey, the Mod Squad, y'all guys have been unbelievable.

Laney Ray, you know, we could always count on you. I think, what's the doctor's name? Dr. Frankie. You've always been in here. I i mean a lot of these guys uh what's the other guy uh he always i forget his name keith yeah keith is always in here uh nikki oh man you guys have been unbelievable thank you guys for that's holding held us down from from start from the beginning of september all the way to now, guys, we greatly, greatly appreciate it. Appreciate it.

We can't thank you guys enough for the support, the love that you've given us from start to finish. So thank you very much. That's everybody, the Mod Squad. You guys do a great job of keeping traffic flowing. And Ocho and I and everybody, we greatly appreciate that. Appreciate it. That concludes our episode of nightcap.

We want to thank Rob Benjamin for stopping by the Olympic 400 meter hurdle champ, uh, offering insights to his race, talked about the 400 meters and how close they came to breaking the world record, gave us some insight and said, what makes us so unbelievable at what she does.

Um, um, shout out his coach out Quincy Watts. Gave us some insight and said what makes us so unbelievable at what she does. Shout out to this coach out, Quincy Watts. I think it's her and coaches, Joanna Hayes. She won the Olympic gold medal, I think, in 2008, 2004, 2008. But we want to congratulate all these coaches because it's just not – I think most of these athletes have coaches, Ocho. So they don't get this far. They have support staff, family, friends, loved ones, coaches that's been there. So we want to make sure that we give them the kudos.

Although the athlete's the main one that gets the credit because they're on TV that's doing the activity. So thank you, Rod Gang. Best of luck. Congratulations. And we'll see you down the road. Guys, this concludes that episode of Nightcap. Y'all know who I am. I'm your favorite Uncle Shannon Sharp.

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