Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: craziest carry-on, Unc defends his flock, show me the money!
Episode Date: January 18, 2025Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to the top pop culture moments of the week including the craziest thing to bring in a carry-on, Ocho relentlessly shames Unc for immediate...ly jumping on the Baltimore Ravens train after his Denver Broncos get smacked by the Buffalo Bills, Unc wants his money from Ocho and much more!03:14 - The craziest thing to bring in a carry on08:47 - Ocho pitches a reality tv show in the wild starring himself and Unc12:48 - Are The Ravens just Unc’s side chick?16:54 - Ocho almost went to jail before the recording21:45 - Subjects Unc and Ocho would like to teach29:57 - Bring Unc his money Ocho!39:00 - Spell-O Cinco is back(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Ocho, what's the wildest thing you've tried to bring into your carry on?
Hey, that's a good question.
So I'm trying to think the wildest thing I try to bring into my carry on.
I really had nothing like this. I'm I'm just gonna be honest with you too, but you know I travel real light. I travel real light now. I know people
might laugh at me and you know make fun of me, you know, but you know I
purposely pack light when I'm traveling, huh? And one of the things that I always
do and you know I mean disrespect, and I'm getting better
with time as I get older, but I always steal hotel towels when I come back home.
So when I travel and I go places, I take two sets of hotel towels to build up my collection
at my place here.
And that would be the weird, I don't even know if you think you would consider that really being weird,
but I mean, that's something I do.
I've never had any type of memorabilia or artifacts
or anything of that nature.
But that's the only thing I can think of that I do,
especially when traveling.
You know, I pack one outfit.
No, I pack one pair of shoes when I go places
for maybe more than two or three days
and I just have multiple pairs of t-shirts,
socks and underwear to be able to change,
but I just rotate the same outfit over and over.
But the weirdest thing I do is I still set the hotel's hours.
I'm trying to think, maybe $100,000.
Well, if you got $100,000,
what I gotta pay you that 4,000 for? God, that's what you owe? The bank got a hundred thousand dollars. If you got a hundred thousand dollars, what I got to pay you that four thousand
for.
God, that's what you owe the bank.
Got a lot of money.
They still want the money that you owe.
I mean, now run me that if you got a time ago, it is like, excuse me.
Whose bag is this?
I say, why can't we go through it?
Yeah.
But I will be looking at you while you do.
Yeah, that's the damn joke.
I thought you can't go through TSA with that kind of money though. Isn't there a limit?
No, there ain't no limit. Look, when they nab people, somebody's going to tip them off.
Because look, sometimes you go through there you got a full tube of toothpaste,
sometimes you got mouthwash, and you know nothing. I've seen people like, oh my gosh,
I got through here with this bottle of water. It happened. But uh, they just ask, you know,
where you going? I'm going home. I ain't know, I ain't know that, huh? Because, yeah, I ain't know you guys going through the airport with that kind of money.
Oh yeah, for sure.
I ain't have it on my body, Ocho.
You make it seem like I have 100,000.
Even TSA, it would alarm the agents.
Why this individual carrying that kind of cash,
you know, going through the checkpoint?
I mean, I don't think I'm gonna set up any suspicions,
do you?
Yeah, you black with a hundred thousand.
I'm still sharing the charm too.
They say, oh.
Okay, okay.
Oh, you.
They recognize you, they like, okay, yeah.
He probably would have that kind of money.
Okay, okay, okay.
I said a hundred thousand, not a hundred million.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
talk, yo, talk, yo, talk, man. Hey. Yes, sir. I said a hundred thousand, now a hundred million. Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop It's really no point. We in 2025, right? And if you paid attention, technology is so advanced,
they've made transactions very easy where you can use apps
and you can transfer people money instantly.
Yeah.
Oh Joe.
I really don't, I don't feel comfortable doing anything.
I mean, last time I tried to do so with technology, you see what it got me.
So I've, I've stared away from technology.
I've been a drain by entire bank account.
I don't put all my money in somebody else's account.
So, uh, uh, no.
So me, me and apps.
Well, listen, I'll tell you what, I'll uh, no. So me and Al, I'm done with that.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
What?
You have a team of people that you can trust.
You said, I can't send it to Ash.
I can't send it to Jordan.
I can't send it to anybody else on your team.
How about you tell Michelle, let me, let me send Michelle to 4000.
I said, Michelle to 4000 and she'll get it to you.
Ah!
Now, you know what?
I'm gonna see if Shelly got cash.
There we go.
Or Apple Pay, either one.
4,000, and it be over there like this.
No, no, no, no, 52,000.
What, are we 52, no. 52.
What?
OBJ didn't get a thousand yard.
I mean, for Miami.
Yep.
And I won't know for the dolphins.
And I won't, uh, I want 200.
200.
I want 200.
And, uh, that was my idea.
Yeah. That was my idea.
Okay.
Cool.
But I think, I think one time
be you should allow me to experience what it's like to be in the country at
the UNI we should take some take a video and go out in the woods and record you
and I out the woods you know with with dangerous animals, bears and coyotes, lions, all that.
I grew up in the country and saw Bob cast and saw all that stuff and
rattlesnakes, I'm just saying that would be great content for us.
Like uncle and Ocho take on the wilderness.
Like, like grizzly bear.
I will, I will give you a camera and I'll let you do it.
And then Ocho and then Unc edits.
Ocho and the wilderness.
Man, you not living man.
Unc you alive, but you ain't living.
Come on.
Chad, will y'all tell this man, I grew up in, see, here's the thing.
You want me to do stuff I've already done for 21st, 21st years of my life.
That's what you should understand it is you can go, it is, you can go back to what you know.
You can pass on your expertise to me
and your experience when we are in the woods.
We're in the wilderness.
Like me and you, we can be perched up in a tree.
We can see a grizzly bear.
You can teach.
You do realize bears can climb trees, right?
That's the exciting part about it.
The fact that we're in a tree.
Ain't nothing exciting about that.
Listen, we in a tree and a grizzly bear can get up there.
So what do we do next?
What do we do next?
Well, I'm going to have a gun.
I'm going to shoot it.
That's the whole point.
That's what I'm going to do.
That is great content.
Well, you can't, you can't, if you, look, if you are threatened,
I mean, a lot of places there, the bear is protected. Now they do have places where you can't, if you, if you look, if you are threatened, I mean, a lot of places, the bears protected that they do have places where you can hunt.
You have a certain time of year, I think that you can hunt, but now I ain't really
trying to, I ain't really trying to.
Man, we can have a whole, we can have a whole nature show, man.
Think about it.
Uncanochal takes on the, like, I'm telling you, man, that'd be crazy gold.
You teach me how to fish.
No, you teach me how to skin it,
and we hunt squirrels and raccoons and stuff like that.
And then we work our way up to bigger animals.
I'm telling you.
Right.
Well, all you gotta do, look,
all you gotta do if you gonna dress the Well, all you got to do, look, all you got to do if you're going to dress the
animal, you hang the animal upside down. I mean, look, ain't nobody casing out those
squirrels. So you basically split them down the back and you pull and you just like you
take it off your shirt and pull your pants down, you take your shirt off. That's how
you do it.
Matter of fact.
Now, if you're casing out an animal.
And this is the catcher. Not only are we stuck in the woods, we don't get to eat unless we catch it.
We got it.
We got to catch.
You are not the person I want to be stuck in the woods with cause you don't know ish.
So I don't want to be stuck in the woods.
You just said you have 20 years of experience being in the country.
Yes.
But you don't know how to make a fire.
You don't know how to build nothing. Oh, whoa, time out.
I smoke cigars.
I don't need to know how to make a fire
if I'm gonna have my goddamn lighter on me.
Da-da-da.
I thought the whole part that you wanted to go into fame,
that you wanted to experience nature.
I want a hunt. You're not allowed to have a lighter.
I was a cub scout.
I was a cub scout.
No, I am not going. I was a cub scout.
You see what happened in LA? I thought I started a club scout. No. I am not going. I was a club scout.
I know how to start a fire.
Some jack leg, some jack leg thought it would be a great idea.
No, I'm not going nowhere with you with no lighter.
Look, we could go, we'll take a rock, we'll take what you call them.
Right.
A flint.
Yeah.
We'll get it started.
Well, you, listen, I don't need a flint.
I know how to do it with two rocks.
Two rocks and a twig.
Two rocks and a twig.
Boy. I was a lead Cub Scout.
I was a lead Cub Scout.
Scout Sawner. Scout Sawner.
You better play for a baseball team, they could.
That's why they sit up.
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Take your money out on your check like the NFL.
He used to it.
We'll see about them, in fact, we're seen by them bros.
In fact, let me look at the schedule.
Let me see what time they play tomorrow.
Oh, you're not a raven.
You're not a raven.
I'm just telling you.
I'm just telling you.
Absolutely said.
Keep talking your ears, Jay.
Watch out.
I am a raven.
I was.
No, you was there for two years.
Come on, man.
That's like, if you was married for 12 years, right?
Then y'all get divorced
and you go date this other chick for two years.
Like there's really no meaning.
There's no nothing between y'all.
We were in love. In two years?
Nah.
Mm-hmm.
Nah.
I'm a part of what started the culture for the Ravens.
Nah, you are a Denver Bronco.
And I mean that with the utmost respect.
He he he he.
Why did that?
I'm just telling you.
You know what?
I think I'm going to have my rave.
I think I'm going to wear my raving Super Bowl ring at the Super Bowl.
Why would you do that?
Cause that was signified that I was raving.
Don't you have a Broncos Super Bowl ring?
I got two.
I got one.
I gave one to my brother.
Okay.
All right.
So, you know, you got extra. You give stuff away.
You know what I'm saying?
I got an extra pair of shoes.
I give one to somebody.
Right. Right.
That's what little brothers do.
They take care of you know.
Well, since I.
Okay.
Yeah.
I find some hands in my deck.
You pretend you Sally.
Oh, dude.
Mm-mm.
Hey, didn't you hear President Biden say he's abandoning,
paying off student loans?
Yeah, you got to run me there.
Oh, so they lied to everybody.
Hey, there was the first round that got taken care of.
It's this other round that ain't gonna get taken care of.
They probably picking chose who they took care of too.
I don't know what it is.
I'm picking and choosing too.
You over here, play up, puk.
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it comes to, you know, just doing stuff like that, now I will do it.
I will do it.
You do it, Ocho, you do it for you because you need to know what the defense is going
to do.
You ain't try to look at, you ain't try to look at, don't just.
I would've, I would've enjoyed it though.
I would think I would've enjoy it, you know. You know. You know. You know.
J.A. what y'all think?
Y'all think Ocho, y'all think Ocho would've won, J.A.?
Hey man, you won't believe this man tonight, man.
Oh man. What happened?
Well listen, I almost, I almost didn't make this show,
but I'ma go to jail, boy.
Man. What happened?
Well listen, so my daughters, my two, my two oldest, you know, they, they, they in town
right now.
I had Jekaira and Shade.
Thank you, baby.
I know y'all might be watching.
I love y'all.
I appreciate it.
They took me to, they took me to NoFood for dinner.
Right?
You know, NoFood.
They took you where?
I've never been to a restaurant, you know, obviously those type of restaurants.
So it was nice.
Uh, you know, they sell sushi and stuff like that. You know, I don't, restaurants. So it was nice. Uh, you know, they sell sushi and stuff like that.
You know, I don't, whatever.
I enjoyed it though.
The ambiance was cool.
The service was phenomenal.
It was, it was out there on Collins.
Oh, I'm talking about no food.
I'm talking about no food.
No food.
So I, so I,
I was going to say, no food.
I ain't never heard of that, but okay.
He telling the story. It's this story? Let him feel it.
You know, so the food I ordered, I ordered Shrimp and Pork Rolls.
I don't like avocado, so I had them remove the avocado. I ordered a steak. I ordered a steak as well.
Skirt, skirt steak. It was chopped up in half, you know, it was cool.
And my daughters ordered it, but they ordered, and I tasted some of their food.
Would it be my first time, you know, experiencing this restaurant? It was cool. It was cool. It's not something that I would
go to on my own, but it was their suggestion. They want to do some nice for me. So boom,
I enjoyed that. Boom. So I tell them I'm watching the game on my phone and the waiter keep coming,
trying to make sure I'm okay. I'm like, man, I'm okay, man. I'm just watching the game. So I know
what to talk about tonight, you know, on nightcap and you know, you know, man, my fan of the show.
I really enjoy it. I like it. You and I, you know, the talk about tonight, you know, on nightcap. And he know, you know, man, my fan of the show. I really enjoy it.
I like it.
You and I, you know, the chemistry, y'all are really funny, man.
And so I say, cool.
So I paid the bill early cause I know I got to leave.
So by the time the third quarter hit, I jumped in the car.
So I jumped in the car just to make sure maybe to get here on time.
I'm speeding.
I'm doing about 80.
I didn't realize I was doing 80.
I was doing 80 to 65.
So I'm like, oh snap.
Boom, the lights come on behind me.
Oh, Lord.
Police done pulled me over, man.
I put my seatbelt on.
I ain't had my seatbelt on.
So I like, I hurried, been scurried,
and you know, snuck my seatbelt on real quick, right?
So, boom.
Right.
Dude come to the door, he tap on the window. I roll the window down. I say, how you doing, right? Go, come on. Right. Dude come to the door, he tap on the window.
I rolled the window down.
I said, how you doing, sir?
He ain't even say nothing back.
I was trying to be nice.
He said, papers.
I said, scissors.
I said, well, hell, I was listening.
So he went back to the car.
Shoot, he went back to the car.
Shoot, I drove off. Yeah, so I drove off. Shoot. I took off. He didn't came back behind me. So I'm thinking maybe he want to rematch because he lost maybe Roxanne's.
You know, cause he talking about paper shit. I said symptoms. So I left cause he thought he lost. Man, I took him all, I brought him all the way to the house, man. He came be,
bro, he followed me all the way to the house, wrote me a ticket, man. He said, you lucky,
I like your humor. See? You lucky, you lucky, I like your humor and I'm a fan of yours.
And I said, man, you watched the show too? He said, yeah. And I was trying to figure
out, and he said, I left to go back to the car so I can get an autograph for the picture.
I wasn't leaving. I mean, he didn't leave when I say scissors and I say, hey, I want even leave.
He left to go get a paper to go get a pen so I could sign something.
But I took off and left. I thought I thought I thought it was done.
He just wrote me a ticket, man.
Broke a ticket. But it's cool.
It's cool.
I just, I was trying to be funny.
I was trying to be funny about papers.
I mean, what's your, they, they, they, they say registration, registration and driver's
license, please.
He said papers.
I said, so I,
Oh Joe, I think you forgot what color you are.
Oh, I'm in Miami.
I'm good.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
No, you'm good. I'm good
I'm good. No, you're not
After I read you're reading from here. I'm from home
Tyree here. Yeah, they're home
If you for home, you would have got no ticket. Oh what but he had to he had to follow me for 30 for 30
More minutes, so that's why I got it. He very out here
Hey, he's both of you for that again your answer home He had to follow me for 30 more minutes, so that's why I got to evade. I don't care.
He's supposed to get your escort home.
Lupe Piasco becomes the first rapper to be a university professor, teaching rap to students
pursuing bachelor's degree in hip hop music at John Hopkins.
Ocho, which college class would you teach?
I mean, if there was a course, if there was a course that I could teach on some that I love,
some that I'm passionate about being that Lupe Fiasco is a, he's a rapper.
So he's very world verse in that area.
For me, it would probably have to be Marine biology.
Marine biology would have to be something that I would do. It's something
that I have a passion about. If it's not marine biology, it'd probably have to be...
Oh, Joe, do you know the difference between a mullet and a crustacean?
Wait, hold on. When we talk about marine biology, it would be in specifics on what I have interest in.
No, that's what the marine,
so now this man to the marine biology,
I just asked you a simple question.
Do I know the difference between what?
A mullocks and a crustacean.
Yeah, crustacean is a restaurant in LA.
Yeah, I'll pay marine biology, you'll call it. It's a restaurant in LA.
Yeah, I'll pay marine biology, you'll call it.
We're about to get some football. What about rock comes to killer whales and dolphins, that's my expertise.
I need to...
Hold on.
You just can't talk about marine, but you just can't talk about killer whales and dolphins?
That's my specialty.
You do realize in order to have a specialty, let's just say for the sake of argument, you
want to be an orthopedic. You do realize you just can't say, you sake of argument, you want to be an orthopedic.
You do realize you just can't say, you know what, I'm going to be an orthopedic. You got to go to four years of med school, then you got to do a residency, and then you got to do another two to
four years of a specialty. So you just don't get to do the specialty without having the six years of
the training. So I do have the training. I have the training. Listen, I have 57 years of the training. So I do have the training.
I have the training. Listen, I have 57 years of experience of training.
So, I mean, you know, it's something that I could do.
Oh man.
What would you do if you was a professor
and had opportunity to teach a course?
History.
History.
History?
Yes.
What kind of history? There's different types of history. Now what kind of history?
We're talking about world history.
What?
We can do, we can do black American history.
We can do, we can do, you know, civil war.
Civil war?
Yeah.
And all depending on what type of history you want to talk about.
I do have a minor in history.
I do.
I do have a minor in history.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do. I do. I want to talk about, I do have a minor in
history.
I do.
Okay.
I did win Jeopardy.
You know I won Jeopardy.
I win Dunkle.
I beat you every night.
I mean, but you're briefed on those questions.
There's a difference.
Like I'm not, I'm not briefed on any of the things that I'm going to be spelling.
So I mean, it's a little bit more difficult for me.
Hey, look, I don't say, I never say spelling was my strong suit.
History is my strong suit.
My ability to recall dates and events.
I think it's pretty good.
Listen, I just have a question for you.
Since history is calling, what year was it that the Roman Empire fell?
Oh Lord have mercy.
What year did the Roman Empire, do you know?
Oh yeah, I know.
Oh, I definitely know.
And in my face, I have a backup question to that.
Maybe you know this one.
There's a young wars have been started all over the world.
Wars with the Romans and the Greeks started over.
What woman, what is the woman's name?
What woman?
The Trojan War.
Yes, there's a, yeah, you know, and still to this day, wars are started over women.
Cleopatra. That's wrong. It was Helen of the Helen of Troy.
Now I don't think history is your strong suit.
So we're going to have to.
Oh, he has history with my strong suit. So we want.
Oh, he has history about strong suit.
Oh Joe, I beat you every night.
You beat me and stuff your brief thought
and already know the answer to.
No, I know the answer to because I've read
over the years and recall it.
Man, y'all. Oh Joe. Oh Joe. I just asked you. I just asked you.
I just went out.
Who will own jeopardy in one who will own jeopardy?
Listen, if I'm a student in your class, he did this type of question.
I want to ask you as my history teacher, hoping you have the answer to.
OK, how about this in the movie glory?
In the movie glory. in the movie Glory.
First of all, yes.
What war did they fight that ended the movie?
Yeah, you do realize, Ocho, you do realize, like,
so you'd like doing like a lot of Greek mythology and stuff like that.
Ocho, you say Marine biology.
You said you said, OK, this is my specialty.
All I'm saying is in order to get to
a specialty, you've got to do six years, six to eight years before you train for the specialty.
You understand I was in school for years since I was in kindergarten. I had more than six to eight years.
No, that doesn't count. That doesn't count.
That better say that count. All those years I spent in school, all that count.
All those years I spent in school, all that counts.
No, no, no, trust me, that don't count.
That's a, that's a different level.
My daughter is still in med school.
I'm still, I'm wondering what she get now.
She's like, you've been in med school.
She's been in med school for about eight years though, for real though.
No bulljive.
Oh man.
And she finally got, she's gonna graduate in June and having to go, have to relocate
again.
That man said, that man said, that man said he been in school.
So Ochoa want wanna teach marine biology.
I don't really know the,
people need to start getting away from majors that ain't making no money.
What you gonna do with that?
Work at a zoo?
That's not the problem.
Now the problem is not the majors, right?
So you can have a major in whatever it may be,
communications, business.
The issue is finding a job that pays, you know, well you already know. All you gotta do, all you
gotta do is go say okay, occupations, top 50 occupations, top 20 occupations, top 10. But that's
that's not the problem. The problem is actually getting a job based on the degree that you have.
It's hard to get the damn job.
Well most of the time, Ocho, people don't actually work in the field that they got a
degree in.
I got, because I get a degree, Ocho, then I got, and I'm looking for that field, but
in the meantime, I got to take a job because I got to pay the bills.
Now after I've been here for five or six years, damn trying to get a job in my field, I got to take a job because I got to pay the bills. Now, after I've been here for five or six
years, damn trying to get a job in my field, I've already
settled in, I got seven years towards the retirement, as
opposed to starting over and get try to get several more years.
So I've worked 14 years, and hell, I still got I mean, now
they talk about they try to do probably look like they might
raise the age of Medicare,
when you can retire, retire at age, what 65?
They talking about go to 70, 72?
Who the hell wanna work that long and just die?
What she doing?
Nah, hell nah.
No.
Money make you happy now.
Are you, how are you full of bread?
Are you happy right now?
Hell nah.
As a matter of fact, I'm about to do something bad to you.
Now that you mention it, you brought it back up.
I'm even more, you know what?
I'm even more ticked off that you know you owe me
and they broke bread with me, you know what? No, I'm just trying to use that as an example. Now you
can you pay Jimmy as- I'm about to make an example out of you. I'm about to use you
as an example. Since you like examples.
You're talking about, hey, oh you have I owe you $4,000. Don't use me as an example. Use me as an example
as the guy that you paid.
That's the kind of example I want.
I've been trying to pay the last two shows,
but you don't want to download the apps.
I have, I...
Why, hold on.
Why do I gotta break what I normally do?
Well, listen.
I don't have no cash app on Trump.
I don't have email.
I got some, I don't know how to.
I can't get no games. I can't even play no I got some, I don't know how to. I can't get no games.
I can't even play no games.
You have to evolve with the times.
You have a team of people for-
I evolved.
You didn't evolve.
How do you evolve and be,
I can't even see your simple transaction.
Well, see the $4,000,
that's for I pay somebody to do all the stuff
that I can't do.
Okay, well, let me send the $4,000
to the people who pay,
who you pay to do the stuff for you.
No.
Where'd he do that at?
Oh, I owe the bank.
Oh, bank, let me see your money than somebody else.
Well, obviously, if you don't have a route number,
you don't have a route number, you don't have Apple Pay,
you don't have Cash App, you don't have Venmo,
you don't have Pickup.
I got something better than Apple Pay. I got something better to Apple pay.
I got something better to Apple pay.
Ocho pay.
Hey listen, today is your third day.
But listen to me now, now I'm being very respectful.
You know, I'm very respectful of my elders.
Now this is the third day I've tried to pay you.
Had three strikes, after the third strike, now you out.
Now the money just, the money goes into a vault.
And I can't pay you till I see you in person
in February in New Orleans.
And it ain't no guarantee.
Ain't no guarantee.
It ain't no guarantee I'm having it either.
You remember when Stewie beat Brian up by the money?
He said, you got money for fake mustache,
but you ain't got money to pay me. And guess what happened?
Brian Whitney's pocket engaged to his buddy, didn't he?
I'm just trying to...
Oh, Joe.
I don't have that stuff.
I just told you.
You want me to go take a picture?
You can see Ash's account is on my Netflix and Amazon. Everybody in the chat has told you, you already gonna take a picture. You can see Ash, Ash account is on my Netflix and Amazon.
Everybody in the chat has told you on multiple occasions,
it's a simple download on your iPhone.
You have an iPhone, you have wifi.
Go, go team, go.
I got two iPhones.
Oh, you got two iPhones.
Oh, so now you're showing out.
You're showing out.
Okay, cool.
You got two phones too.
I got one phone.
That's all you need. Now, okay, so that's a so that means you got 60 extra hundred dollars and all you got to do is add 2400
to it and give me my money. I'm trying to get with you. That's what I'm trying to
explain to you. But you made things difficult.
How am I making things difficult? Because I have a... You owe me? I didn't even want to bet you and I let you off easy. You said OBJ was gonna get a thousand yards. Okay I owe you five thousand then. Ain't no problem. I get money. You just thought that I owe you five thousand. When you gonna pay it? When you download one of the apps where I can make is that I don't
Oh Joe, oh Joe, even if I download it, I wouldn't know how to get it. I actually explain it to you
You know, you have a team that can explain it to you how I can see the money at this point
Yes, I want the money. I
Want me if you download that?
Like I'm trying to be respectful, I'm trying to be respectful.
I'm trying to be respectful.
I don't want to get attitude because I owe you, but you about to make me mad.
Yeah. Oh, you about to get attitude about my money.
What kind of boy got this?
This man told me he about to get an attitude about my money.
Not me get attitude. He about to get an attitude.
Chad, you heard this man?
Hey, I'm just, I'm trying to make life easy for you, man.
I'm trying to make life easy for you, man.
Yes, man.
Listen, listen, I don't want to, I don't want to jump on my elders.
I'm not like that. I want to, I want to, I want to.
I promise you.
I promise you.
I told you.
I told you, I ain't got no problem. I can't stop nobody from jumping on me.
But if I can't get you off, I want you to stay right there.
But I promise you, I promise you,
if you grab me, I'll make you turn me loose.
I guarantee you, you'll turn me loose.
You know, I know Judo, man.
I know, I know Judo.
I was saying, all I'm saying is you, I can't stop nobody from grabbing me, but I'm going
to make you turn me loose.
All right.
All right.
This man say he, he talking about he go, he get an attitude.
Hey man, listen, I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to make life easy for you
and you're trying to complicate things.
I ain't trying to complicate it, Ocho.
I could have sent you your money three days ago.
We on day three and I'm still telling you to download the app
and you don't want to download.
That mean you just don't want the money.
I'm trying.
There's nothing, there's nothing.
People in the chat, I think they've grown frustrated as well.
I want one of them big old checks.
I want one of those big old checks.
I want to go big checks like they give you at a, if I won the lottery.
Matter of fact, you know what?
I could do that.
At the show.
We're starting the show.
We're starting the last show.
I'm bringing your money with them big old one of big checks.
Now, listen, now I'm a post-dating now.
Don't you go cat. Don't you go turn on to go catch that.
Until I get into that.
This man, first of all, the man tell me he go post.
He go post date my check.
He already late, but he go post date it.
Hey, you know how black folk are. Now I'm going to let you know. Now I'm going to now he's gonna post date it.
Hey, you know how black folk here. Now I'm gonna let you know.
Now I'm gonna let you know when to put it in the bank.
And I'm gonna be there until Friday. You put it in there before the date I take to put it in there.
Ain't gonna be no money there. Now that's all new.
Hey, the money ain't gonna be there till Friday at noon.
Now if you take your ass to the bank at Friday at nine, okay.
They gonna pull your ass in the back.
So I'm just telling you, Friday at noon,
cash the check.
Nine, 10, 11, 59, but you take your ass to the bank
and try to cash your check now.
This man said he gonna post date my check
and he already late.
Yeah, just to make sure, just to make sure. Well, won't you add interest since you post date my check and he already late. Yeah, just to make sure.
Just to make sure.
Well, won't you add interest since you post date?
What you want me to do?
All right.
50, I, 50, 200.
Thank you.
That ain't none.
That ain't none.
Oh, big ball.
Oh, you a big baller.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And listen, 2020, 2020.
Oh, you got a hundred ball.
Yeah, 20, 20, 24, 2024 and 2025 has been also,
it's been phenomenal for me, you hear me?
God has favor, my cup run is over.
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Ooh, Ocho.
Now, see we got a little extra time, Ocho.
We got your sing but coming back
you doing it right now? Spello single
yep hold on yeah i gotta make i gotta make my interest i gotta make my interest
yeah gotta make my interest let's go let's go. Let's go chat. Let's go.
Ocho. The first word is flummix.
Flummix.
Flummix.
Flummix.
Yes.
The last discussion between the onside and fourth and 20
had Ocho completely flummix.
That could be wrong, but I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm.
Yes.
Flummoxed, flummoxed, flummoxed.
F-L-U-M-I-X-E.
What?
No.
F-L-U-M-M-O-X-E-D, flummoxed.
It means confused.
Wait a minute. Well, now well now listen is I need to do
me a favor on these next words I need you to pronounce and sound the words all
the way out because that
lumix I said plummet and I gave you the definition. It had two M's.
Lumix.
It had two M's, right?
Lumix.
When you say it, you say it like that.
Yes.
So you need to say flum-mix.
I said flum-mix.
It let me know that two M's.
No, no, I don't need to say that
cause nobody said it.
It let me know it had two M's.
They say flum-mix.
So I didn't know that now.
Okay, come on.
Okay, your next word is Billingsgate.
Billingsgate, a word used to describe course language.
Billingsgate. Billingsgate.
B-I-L-L-I-N-G-S-G-A-T-E. NGSGATE.
Correct.
Don't play with me.
This is what I do.
The next word is octothorpe.
Octothorpe.
Octothorpe. Octothorpe octothorpe octothorpe octothorpe octothorpe
are you saying an auto as an auto will be a i'm at i'm asking you no ocho don't do that
you heard what i said i said oct octothor oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Or maybe I don't. I'm confused. Yeah. Octo, octo.
So octopus starts with OC.
So I'm assuming octo as well starts with OC, right?
Octo Thorp.
Hey, hello.
Octo Thorp.
Yeah, I'm taking a guess here.
Yeah. OCT.
Octo.
OCTO.
Thorpe.
T-H-O-R-P-E.
Octo Thorpe.
I know I'm wrong.
This man look at that.
Bad chat.
Well y'all stop putting the word in your feed.
Cheating.
Damn.
What are you talking about?
Did I get it right?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it right.
But they writing it.
What?
Yeah. I'm not even talking about. Did I get it right? Yeah, you
got it right but they're writing
it. We gotta take matter of
fact, you talk about it. You
talk about it being in the chat.
My chat ain't even up. Matter
of fact, hold on. Let me show
you. Oh, you know, wait. Don't
say that. Don't say that. Look
at my camera. Look at my camera. Oh what's on the Best tune. Best. Are you going to apologize? To apologize. No.
Okay, hold on. I apologize for being wrong.
Absolutely not.
Best tune.
Best. Best. Best.
Like you fess up to something, right?
I fes up to it.
It starts with f-e-s.
So I'm assuming fes-tune.
I know it's probably some weirdo, some weirdo butchering of the English language, the way
this is spelled.
Fes-tune, f-e-s.
Now, when you say tune, is it like, tune like like the radio when you tune into some?
Is it T O O N or the T U N E?
Best, huh?
Best tune.
Best tune.
I don't like that we're not in greens and you trying to to be on my side and help me figure this out.
Festoon, can I get take it?
Describe decor and how a place is decorated.
Festoon. You know, I'm going to take a wing at it.
FES T double O N.
I know it's wrong.
You seriously bullshit.
It's too.
No, it's right.
Oh, the next word.
Accubation.
Now, I never, I've never heard
accubation, but I've heard
accusation.
It's described a person who eats or drinks
laying down.
Acubation.
Acubation.
Acubation.
Okay.
Acu.
Acu.
Acubation.
A-C-U-B-A-T-I-O-N.
I know it's wrong.
Ah, it's a C C U V A T I O N acubation person who eats a drink while laying down.
No, you're not going to give me that.
Well, I needed you to whisper hey listen you could have gave me that man
You could have gave me that
things and for how well I'm doing tonight, you could have gave me that.
Your bonus word is Biblioclept.
Biblioclept.
Hey, that's a good one.
Okay.
The word, Ocho listen to me, listen closely. The word is biblioclip a person I mean, why you just say spell thief?
All right, no
Because the video clip in the left
Lee
Bibly be I know be IV L B-I-B-L-O. B-I-B-L-O. B-I-B-L-O.
B-I-B-L-O.
No, no, no, no, no.
B-I-B-L-O.
B-I-B-L-O.
B-I-B-L-O.
B-I-B-L-O.
No, no, no, no, no.
B-I-B-L-O.
B-I-B-L-O.
B-I-B-L-O. B-I-B-L-O. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, BiblioClip, a person who steals books. B-I-B-L-E-O Clip.
K-L-E-P-T. I know that's wrong.
B-I-B-L-I-O-K-L-E-P-T.
BiblioClip.
I was off by a little bit.
What? You got two right. BT, Biblio clip. I was off by a little bit.
What? You got two right.
Billingsgate.
No, you got three right.
And we trying to cheat, man.
Billingsgate.
Yes, I did.
No, he didn't get Billingsgate.
Oh, you cheat.
Oh, you trying to cheat.
You did, you did.
You got Billingsgate.
You got Festoon.
That is cheating. No, you got Octothor. You got it. No, you got Arthur Thor.
You got festoon and you got Billy's gate.
I was six. You got three.
You was three or six.
Hey, yeah, boy, you miss.
Are you trying to see me?
You're trying to see this all good.
Oh, Joe, that wasiblio clip was a bonus.
So actually you were three for five,
but you missed the bonus, three for six.
So the bonus gets in there.
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